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Warfare at the Speed of Light

unassimilatible writes "From the They Said It Couldn't Be Done Dept., the Oakland Tribune reports that the Lawrence Livermore Labratory is ensuring that the Pentagon, inside of a decade, could be armed with a beam weapon that is near-instantaneous, gravity-free and truly surgical, focusing to such hair-splitting accuracy that it could avoid civilians while predetonating munitions miles away - perhaps someday even being mounted on Humvees."

561 comments

  1. Say again? by Lord+Grey · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... experts say the Defense Department has no coherent plan for speed-of-light weapons research ...
    "No coherent plan" to use lasers in warfare? Did anyone else find this quote amazingly funny?
    --
    // Beyond Here Lie Dragons
    1. Re:Say again? by jat850 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Haha. I guess the DoD is keeping their incoherent plans to use lasers in warfare under tight wraps.

      "Uhh ... yeah, we're going to use the ... lasers ... and the DOLPHINS. To invade the moons of Jupiter! For the King!"

      --
      the blood has stopped pumping, and he's left to decay
      the me that you know is now made up of wires
    2. Re:Say again? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Heh. Maybe their beam weapons will shoot incoherent light. Of course, I haven't seen a coherent plan out of the military since we started in Iraq, so maybe its just a sign of the times.

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    3. Re:Say again? by Davak · · Score: 4, Funny

      "We've made a quantum leap here," said Randy Buff, solid-state laser program manager for the U.S. Army's Space and Missile Defense Command. "We're anxious to get out there and do something."

      Translation: We are anxious to get out there and blast somebody.

    4. Re:Say again? by McAddress · · Score: 1
      coherent plan

      wait. that means that they plan on using them soon.

    5. Re:Say again? by madprof · · Score: 1

      No it's all true. Their plan is currently for a giant flashlight.

    6. Re:Say again? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Coherent. Does that mean it can talk?

    7. Re:Say again? by Davak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Moreover, all laser guns will, for the forseeable future, remain fair-weather weapons. Airborne particles and vapor diffuse the beam and cut its range enormously. Smart adversaries will attack under cover of smoke or inclement weather.

      "In the first order, lasers are not going to work on bad days," Campbell said. "They're just not."


      Dear Mr. Rumsfield:

      Please schedule all future wars in excellent weather. It's great for the morale of our troops and we get to use our new laser toys.

      Thanks.

      G.W. Bush

    8. Re:Say again? by batkins · · Score: 1

      To paraphrase the great Arnold Schwarzenegger: "We have many plans to use lasers in warfare - unfortunately, none of them make sense."

    9. Re:Say again? by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      And forget about those wars in LA and Seattle. between polution and rain, they'd be useless.

      Work great in the middle east, though.

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    10. Re:Say again? by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 2, Funny

      Work great in the middle east, though.

      Yep. No small particles of anything in the air during those frequent sandstorms. =P

    11. Re:Say again? by mgs1000 · · Score: 1

      That's why they are putting one in a 747, it can fly above the weather.

    12. Re:Say again? by rokzy · · Score: 1

      so next time the US fancies a drive in its unilateral-invasion-mobile, instead of "we have to attack before the summer so it isn't too hot"..... "we have to attack before before this afternoon so it isn't too cloudy."

      soon it will be so easy to kill people without collateral damage that it will be a case of "why not?" instead of "why?"

    13. Re:Say again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coherent:

      "Of, relating to, or having waves with similar direction, amplitude, and phase that are capable of exhibiting interference."

      -Dictionary.com

    14. Re:Say again? by bugnuts · · Score: 1
      To paraphrase the great Arnold Schwarzenegger: "We have many plans to use lasers in warfare - unfortunately, none of them make sense."

      To paraphrase Arnold it would be "I would like a pulsed plasma rifle in the 40 mw range"

    15. Re:Say again? by MojoReisen · · Score: 0

      This means that are currently being used in Iraq.

      --
      "Nothing is impossible for the man who refuses to listen to reason"
    16. Re:Say again? by Some+Bitch · · Score: 3, Funny

      Old laser scientists never die, they just become incoherent :)

    17. Re:Say again? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " Did anyone else find this quote amazingly funny?"

      No, but the hair on the back of my neck stood up.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    18. Re:Say again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Please schedule all future wars in excellent weather. It's great for the morale of our troops and we get to use our new laser toys.

      Maybe Sadam's lighting up oil fires all around his military targets wasn't such a silly idea after all ....

    19. Re:Say again? by 11223 · · Score: 0
      What's sad is that everyone who did get the joke is now moderated to -1.

      If you still don't get it, then please, go learn some physics - especially before discussing on a science piece, as long as you don't like to look dumb.

    20. Re:Say again? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      milliwatts? What is he doing? Trying to tickle them to death?

      --
      Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one the bus load of girls just went down.
    21. Re:Say again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doesn't help if the enemy isn't up there.

    22. Re:Say again? by CrowScape · · Score: 1

      Considering it's designed to shoot down ICBMs, you can rest assured that its enemy will be up there at some point in its flight.

      --
      common sense: noun
      What those who are ignorant of the subject matter think; usually wrong.
    23. Re:Say again? by danbeck · · Score: 1

      This article is about warfare technology. To whom here is it not obvious that the entire reason to develop any weapon is to blow someone or something up?

    24. Re:Say again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I want to know is... to whom are they attributing that quote? it looks like somebody made up some "experts," to me, and gave them the desired quote. There is no indication of paraphrasing at all, which is probably what it was.

      Journalism 101: Always disclose your sources. Do not anonymously attribute quotes. An unattributed quote is a misleading quote. An unattributed quote is invalid in the public eye, because there is no way to verify that anybody ever actually said it.

      Oh, yes. Slashdot readers are exempt from that second bit, as long as the quote is attacking something they do not like. For that matter, most of the world seems to feel that way. What a shame...

    25. Re:Say again? by danbeck · · Score: 1

      +1 funny

    26. Re:Say again? by ncc74656 · · Score: 0
      "Uhh ... yeah, we're going to use the ... lasers ... and the DOLPHINS. To invade the moons of Jupiter! For the King!"

      You sure they wouldn't use sharks for that purpose? Maybe even mutant sea bass, if they can't get sharks?

      --
      20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
    27. Re:Say again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Air Force guys are absolutely drooling to go blast someone.. (after sitting in their planning meetings). Of course they never have to see any of the people they kill. The problem with all this stuff is that it is not designed to defend us as much as to allow us to attack and control anyone we don't like or who controls things we want (like oil). But then again.. most of these tax dollars dollars are going into offshore accounts(can you say $3 trillion dollars missing now, $2 trillion since Bush took over!)

    28. Re:Say again? by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      Please schedule all future wars in excellent weather. It's great for the morale of our troops and we get to use our new laser toys.

      Now you know one of the big reasons governments spend billions of dollars on weather forecasting equipment and satellites.

      The exact same issues apply to laser guided bombs. Many other military activities are much easier in good weather.

      --
      Galileo: "The Earth revolves around the Sun!"
      Score: -1 100% Flamebait
    29. Re:Say again? by nameer · · Score: 1

      So, this program doesn't have a coherent plan I guess.

      --
      "Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?" --Pinky
    30. Re:Say again? by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Dear General Washington:

      Please schedule all future battles in excellent weather. It's great for the morale of our troops and we get to use all of our gunpowder weapons.

      Thanks.

      Thomas Jefferson
      for the Continental Congress


      What? You think worrying about the weather is a new problem for any military? ;)

    31. Re:Say again? by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      Of course, I haven't seen a coherent plan out of the military since we started in Iraq

      We make the single most amazing military advance in history and conquer a nation the size of California, and you claim there was no coherent plan? Or are you merely annoyed that you weren't privy thereto?

    32. Re:Say again? by s0l0m0n · · Score: 1

      Huh?

      Coherent what?

      Discovery what?

      Let's just invade California.

    33. Re:Say again? by maxconsulting · · Score: 0

      The intended purpose of this technology is to disable satellites. America's superior control of space yields some distinct military advantages, and they don't want some country like China--who incidently has a much larger standing army, to undermine that advantage by equalizing. http://www.cnn.com/TECH/9710/02/laser.test/

    34. Re:Say again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Particle Beams have even been UN-successful in SPACE Wars between Draconan and Galactic Fed shps that have "SHIELDS" against them. They are not only deflected but "returned" to the source with deadly accuracy. The recent VERY SHORT War with the Gray Draconian that lasted about 19 seconds proved that.
      They subsequently had a "conference" at our MARS Science base (ALT_3) from Nov 1, 1996 through Feb 8, 1998. Many were watching the HUGE Space shps coming and going from various levels around Mars.
      YES..SPACE WARS are NOW and have been extant until Sept 03 2001. The Federation is still IN our skies and watching over us to determine WHEN WE will get OUR acts together to escape this DOOMED Planet before 3004.(When our FAUX Hydrogen SUN will do its' "2nd Peter" thing" delayed by 1000 yrs by the Galactic FED NOW in our skies.) This ARAB CRAP has to stop soon. This is copywrited to keep the PHONY Galactic Fed www site from using the info. B-0b1

  2. Repeat after Dr. Evil: by niko9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaser

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    1. Re:Repeat after Dr. Evil: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop humping the "laser" Mini-Me.

    2. Re:Repeat after Dr. Evil: by crazysim · · Score: 0

      Shhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaarrrrrkkkssssss

  3. God says... by Bakobull · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kent, Stop playing with yourself.

    --
    "The ignorant fight to win, the wise win before they fight." -Sun Tzu
    1. Re:God says... by spankyzone · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's Jesus

      --
      -woog
    2. Re:God says... by Davak · · Score: 1
      Damn. Beat me to the punch.

      Warning... link gives away the source of the quote.

      Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
      Chris Knight: Because if I wear it anywhere else it chafes.

      Davak

  4. Ah ha! by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1

    Finally! Time to start training my sharks. (puts pinky into corner of mouth)

  5. Ice is nice! by fatboy · · Score: 1

    Laslo Buddy, I failed! But I passed! Do you want to see a demonstration of gravity?

    --
    --fatboy
    1. Re:Ice is nice! by lonb · · Score: 0

      I was just about to say... I can already taste the popcorn.

      --
      "Ain't I a stinka..." - Bugs
  6. Friendly Fire at the Speed Of Light! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hold Your Fire!

    Too Late!

    You Vaporized Kenny! You Bastard!

    1. Re:Friendly Fire at the Speed Of Light! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a way that's insightful, and makes the opposite point.

      What do you think the solution is for a mistargeted GPS guided gravity bomb?

      If they guys on the ground have any time to figure out that mistake, their solution is to run with their lives depending on it.

      A laser weapon, in contrast, affords one the luxury to decide whether or not to release the weapon until the very last moment before it strikes the target.

  7. one question by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    can you point it at a mildly victorian house from on board a jet fighter and fill the house with popcorn?

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the laser itself is incapable of making the popcorn appear. You have to roll a giant tinfoil ball of popcorn seeds into the house first, and then point the laser at it to heat it up and make it pop. Note that this will, in fact, only work on mildy victorian houses.

    2. Re:one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the heck is a "mildly victorian" house anayways?

    3. Re:one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its gotta have a stained glass window. also it needs a staircase for a half naked girl to walk down.

  8. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely. by corebreech · · Score: 0, Troll

    Won't be long before this thing is pointed at *us*.

    1. Re:Absolute power corrupts, absolutely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could certainly see pointing it at you...

    2. Re:Absolute power corrupts, absolutely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the tanks and fighter pilots were pretty useless up until now.

  9. Grammar Nazi by mikeage · · Score: 1

    ... it could avoid civilians while predetonating munitions miles away...

    So it can avoid civilians who are miles away from the munitions? Even the few dumb bombs dropped on Iraq avoided most citizens in Kuwait...

    --
    -- Is "Sig" copyrighted by www.sig.com?
    1. Re:Grammar Nazi by pnot · · Score: 1

      So it can avoid civilians who are miles away from the munitions?

      If said civilians are standing directly between the laser and the munitions, that would still be quite a feat. Bent laser beams anyone?

  10. Insert "Real Genius" reference here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    and bring the popcorn

  11. Thinkgeek by mgcsinc · · Score: 3, Funny

    The evoloution of Thinkgeek's line of optical toys: 1. Red Lasar 2. Green Lasar 3. Lasar capable of pre-detonating munitions from miles away. (But no one will buy it because it is neither green nor capable of being seen in the air.)

    1. Re:Thinkgeek by Xerithane · · Score: 1
      --
      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    2. Re:Thinkgeek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4) Profit!

  12. Slashdot anti-slashdot redundant duplicate post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


    Oakland Tribune

    Warfare at the speed of light
    By Ian Hoffman
    STAFF WRITER

    Sunday, October 19, 2003 - DOWN THIS tiled corridor, light does muscular, noisy work. Lasers dig dirt and weld metal. They pound aircraft parts into shape.

    In Bob Yamamoto's lab, light devours.

    He straps on emerald green goggles. A technician stabs a fire button and calls out the computer countdown. "Three ... two ... one ..."

    Then ... nothing. Just a buzz of electronics and an ephemeral glow in this darkened room at Lawrence Livermore Laboratory. But inside Yamamato's target chamber, a block of steel spits flame and molten metal.

    In those two seconds, 400 blasts of light poured into slabs of clear, manmade garnet. Swollen in energy, the crystal's atoms then unleashed torrents of infrared light to ricochet 1,000 times between two mirrors and multiply, finally escaping as 400 pulses of pure, square beam.

    Kilowatt for kilogram, this is

    the world's most powerful solid-state laser. Its invisible beam drilled Yamamoto's inch-thick steel plate in two seconds. Add larger crystals and it will eat steel a mile or more away.

    "What we're building," Yamamoto explains, "is a laser weapon."

    After sinking 40 years and billions of dollars into beam weapons, defense scientists are on the cusp of what could be a military revolution -- warfare at the speed of light.

    "We've made a quantum leap here," said Randy Buff, solid-state laser program manager for the U.S. Army's Space and Missile Defense Command. "We're anxious to get out there and do something."

    No longer are laser guns the stuff of Hollywood and Strategic Defense Initiative fantasy. Instead of laser-guiding bullets and "smart" bombs, the Pentagon inside of a decade could be armed with a beam weapon that is near-instantaneous, gravity-free and truly surgical, focusing to such hair-splitting accuracy that it could avoid civilians while predetonating munitions miles away.

    A laser arms race already is under way, chiefly in California. The prize is billions of dollars. Three families of high-energy beams -- powered by combusting chemicals, electron accelerators and crystals, such as Yamamoto's -- are vying for the Pentagon's eye.

    Defense contractors are sniping at each other's designs, and corporate alliances are shifting. But no one seems to doubt that battle lasers -- perhaps mounted on Humvees, jet fighters and unmanned aircraft -- could knock down previously untouchable targets such as artillery shells, mortars, surface-to-air missiles and even cruise missiles at ranges of up to dozens of miles in good weather. In clear air above the clouds, a high-powered laser could lance out 500 miles to destroy rising ballistic missiles.

    "If we had them today, they'd be at the former Saddam Hussein International Airport, making sure no one gets off a shoulder-launched missile at an aircraft," said Mike Campbell, a laser expert at General Atomics in San Diego.

    By coaxing a huge power boost out of tiny laser diodes like those in CD players, scoreboards and supermarket scanners, scientists are squeezing unprecedented power out of lasers made of exotic crystals -- distant cousins of the world's first laser, which Theodore Maiman fashioned from a ruby cylinder in 1960.

    The latest breed of solid-state lasers now are poised to break the dominance of giant, chemical gas-powered beams with compact, mobile weapons that can run off a Humvee's diesel engine or a jet fighter's turbine.

    Experts liken this evolution to the shift from 1950s vacuum tubes to the solid-state transistors now driving everything electronic.

    "We think the whole thing's going to go solid state," said Lloyd Hackel, chief of laser science technology at Livermore Lab. "Gas lasers are sort of the vacuum tubes of lasers. They work, but in terms of density, intensity and reliability, it's going to go solid state."

    No coherent mili

    1. Re:Slashdot anti-slashdot redundant duplicate post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on... why mirror the content when it is free to access?

    2. Re:Slashdot anti-slashdot redundant duplicate post by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      Because the mirror will save him from the laser beam!

  13. Oh great by MagicM · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We're anxious to get out there and do something."

    Always reassuring when someone in the US Army makes such a statement...

    1. Re:Oh great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A quote from Madeline Albright (Clinton's Secretary of State) via Colin Powell's memoir: "What's the point of having this superb military you're always talking about, if we can't use it?"

  14. Frickin' Sharks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frickin' sharks with frickin' lasers on their foreheads.

  15. Someone should commit suicide... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hey, Dubya, please remember to kill all those dictators who own weapons of mass destruction. But please do us a favour, start with the greatest of them, yourself.

    1. Re:Someone should commit suicide... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear hear

  16. Wow that was fast by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    A laser arms race already is under way, chiefly in California.

    Wow, Goverminator hasn't been elected for 2 weeks and Skynet is already flexing its muscles ...

    --
    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    1. Re:Wow that was fast by Experiment+626 · · Score: 1

      Wow, Goverminator hasn't been elected for 2 weeks and Skynet is already flexing its muscles

      Arnie finally gets that "Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40-Watt Range" he wanted in T1, just in time to clean up Sacramento...

    2. Re:Wow that was fast by Chriscypher · · Score: 1

      I always wondered why Skynet modeled the Terminator after Arnold. I guess they had his picture, perhaps from an old book of California governors. I wonder what the special capabilities of the Ronald Raygun model are.

      --
      "You have liberated me from thought."
    3. Re:Wow that was fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I prefer "Conan the Republican."

    4. Re:Wow that was fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent post is absolutely hilarious. GOLD.

  17. Obligatory Comment by MojoReisen · · Score: 0

    Just imagine what a Beowulf cluster of these could do....

    --
    "Nothing is impossible for the man who refuses to listen to reason"
    1. Re:Obligatory Comment by flewp · · Score: 1

      Probably make slashdotters like yourself have an orgasm out of sheer excitement.

      --
      WWJD.... for a Klondike bar?
  18. The Crossbow Project. by fatboy · · Score: 1

    The Crossbow Project. There's no defense like a good offense!

    --
    --fatboy
    1. Re:The Crossbow Project. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      "It's like shooting ducks in a barrel."

      "A big mirror makes a big beam."

      "Revenge. It's a moral imperative."

      "Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. 20 points higher than me, and he thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?"

      "Jesus? Hello, Jesus? He hung up."

      "Great, now if we can just keep it from exploding!"

      "But first, I'd like to take this opportunity to complement you on your fashion sense; particularly, your slippers."

      "Are you Chris Knight?" "I hope so; I'm wearing his underwear."

      "Would you classify that as a launch problem, or a design problem?"

      ---

      Truly, one can measure the greatness of a movie by how quotable it is. The only thing that comes close is Princess Bride. Big Trouble in Little China comes in third, I think. At least, that's what ole Jack Burton always says at a time like this.

    2. Re:The Crossbow Project. by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      "He's one of the top 10 minds in America." "Someday I hope to be two of them."

      "This, this is ice, this is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This, this is Kent, this is what happens when someone gets too sexually frustrated."

      "I passed, but I failed, yeah!" "Well then I'm happy and sad for you!"

      "I had a problem with the sport coat, so I threw it out."

      "These military types are so untrusting." (complaint as they hack into a military computer).

      "Hi, this is Jerry Hathaway with Everything."

      "Is that your real hair?" "Is there any chance Mitch was adopted?" "No." "Amazing!" "Isn't it though?"

      "Let me give you some advice. Always.... Never... forget to cite your references. I think the young ones like it when I 'get down', verbally."

    3. Re:The Crossbow Project. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What the ?????

      you forgot the best of them all....

      "In the immortal words of Socrates....I drank what?"

      I damn near fell out of my seat the first time I heard that line.

    4. Re:The Crossbow Project. by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

      The Stoned Age would fit somewhere, but IMDB doesn't have nearly enough of their quotes.

    5. Re:The Crossbow Project. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it only qualifies if you can do it from memory.

    6. Re:The Crossbow Project. by TheSync · · Score: 1

      And lasres are "the perfect peacetime weapon." Wouldn't it have been a lot better to vaporize Sadam? Castro? Kim-Jong Il?

    7. Re:The Crossbow Project. by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      The all time best Real Genius quote:
      "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
      "Not right now."
      "A girl's got to have her standards."
      --
      Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
    8. Re:The Crossbow Project. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, Deborah Foreman, the Vally Girl, and My Chauffeur. Yum.

      Speaking of 'My Chauffeur,":

      "We weren't discussin' nipples. We was speakin' of the titty as a whole."

      "Take off your clothes, and get into bed..."

      "That's my job!"

      "I want them panties!" ...later...
      "Now all I need is a one-legged nun walking a goat, and I win."
      "Fat chance."
      "You watch!"

      "I didn't like her anyway. She smelled funny."

      "At least it's not sticky. I _hate_ it when it's sticky."

      "So I put the Alka-Seltzer in the dog's mouth, and held his mouth closed. *Foam...*"

      "You two are brother and sister." ...
      "Uh-oh, we've been _bad_."
      "_Very_ bad."

    9. Re:The Crossbow Project. by Hentai · · Score: 1

      Truly, one can measure the greatness of a movie by how quotable it is. The only thing that comes close is Princess Bride. Big Trouble in Little China comes in third, I think. At least, that's what ole Jack Burton always says at a time like this.

      And don't forget Buckaroo Banzai.

      --
      -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
    10. Re:The Crossbow Project. by Strange_Attractor · · Score: 1

      So MANY great BB lines. One background line I've always liked was the well-annunciated public address announcement at the asylum:
      "Attention, lithium is no longer available on credit."

      --

      ----
      WWJD...For a Klondike Bar?
  19. They've done it already! by agent+dero · · Score: 1

    They had a phaser on star trek like forever ago.

    Jeez get creative U.S. Military

    --
    Error 407 - No creative sig found
    1. Re:They've done it already! by Davak · · Score: 1

      The laser battlefield will be largely invisible. Targets will explode, break apart in midair or burst into flame without apparent cause.

      The phasers on Star Trek were obviously fake... because you could see the phaser beam.

      This is obviously real-life... because the government says so.

      But really... how odd would it be for a soldier to be in a foxhole and suddenly his friend next to him starts melting.

      Like my kid says... "Silent but deadly"

    2. Re:They've done it already! by PhysicsExpert · · Score: 2, Troll

      I know this is meant to be a joke but the actual technology involved in deploying a battlefield laser is immense. Here in the lab we've been working on civilian grade laser weapons (obviously at much lower power than the military; they are purely non lethal) and there are several major obsticals.

      The main problem is that any reflecting surface can act as a mirror, meaning that you are constantly at risk of the laser beam bouncing back and obliterating you. What is worse is that if the surface is concave and you are roughly a focal length away then the beam with become focussed upon you and will so be many times more powerful. You can overcome this by making your laser beam non monochromatic and out of phase, but the engineering challenges in doing this are immense.

      In addition the power contained by a laser can be enough to break down the chemical bonds in many innocuous compounds to form toxins. We had one nasty incident where our laser hit a puddle of water and turned the h20 into h202 which is deadly hydrogen peroxide. This would not look good for the US government if it started turning enemy cities into poisonous wastegrounds with a supposedly surgical weapon.

      --
      All that glitters has a high refractive index.
    3. Re:They've done it already! by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 1
      This would not look good for the US government if it started turning enemy cities into poisonous wastegrounds with a supposedly surgical weapon.

      No problem there, just manipulate the media so that they say what you want to say and 'Bingo,' problem solved.

      BTM

      --
      That was the turning point of my life--I went from negative zero to positive zero.
    4. Re:They've done it already! by nihilogos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The main problem is that any reflecting surface can act as a mirror, meaning that you are constantly at risk of the laser beam bouncing back and obliterating you.

      I am guessing that "lasers of mass destruction" would operate in the ultraviolet. There aren't many materials that will reflect ultraviolet light back at you. At best it might glance off a mirror if it hits at a shallow enough angle.

      --
      :wq
    5. Re:They've done it already! by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's been working great so far. One week in Iraq and they're shouting "Quagmire!"

      --
      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    6. Re:They've done it already! by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 1

      Wow, this has been one long week, huh?

    7. Re:They've done it already! by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      turned the h20 into h202 which is deadly hydrogen peroxide

      I have a bottle of that stuff in the medicine cabinet. Oh shit...

      We're all going to DIE!

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    8. Re:They've done it already! by gd23ka · · Score: 1

      We're working on a nuclear device. It'll probably put out a lot more power than yours. If you're a couple of miles away it will still give you a blast of 5,000 rads of total body exposure all within a tenth of a second. The always say, radiation is not painful. This will be very painful. You will definitely feel the initial blast of photons only exceeded in sheer agony during the last week of your life you spend in agony as you will find your skin peeling off and your internal organs shutting down, slowly one, after the other starting with the liver :-)

    9. Re:They've done it already! by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "actual technology involved in deploying a battlefield laser is immense"

      Not to mention that they've already been banned under the Geneva convention after the US unveiled it's man-portable laser rifle for the express use of blinding enemy troops.

      The Geneva convention is no respecter of cool toys and instead rules on the maiming of combatants.

      "meaning that you are constantly at risk of the laser beam bouncing back and obliterating you."

      Given a high enough energy, the laser beam will destroy the reflectivity of most materials, and there is the scattering effect of most non-smooth surfaces.

      "What is worse is that if the surface is concave and you are roughly a focal length away then the beam with become focussed upon you and will so be many times more powerful."

      If that happened, it would tend to promote the idea of an unlucky gene, and therefore you'd probably be better off out of the gene pool. Wanna take a shot at the calculations just to see how vanishingly small the chance will be?

      "This would not look good for the US government if it started turning enemy cities into poisonous wastegrounds with a supposedly surgical weapon."

      Oh no, Lordy, that would be terrible.

      We'll just have to stick to the depleted uranium and explosive denial of area submunitions because they're so much cleaner.

      The main problem is that this constant use of the word 'surgical'; these weapons aren't surgical. Hell, a GBU-15 can still be guided extremely accurately in through the window of a school, they're just trying to give the impression that these things won't happen. Likewise, a laser weapon in the hands of military force that _shoots down it's allies_ because of a jittery trigger finger is going to cause so much trouble that it's insane to consider.

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    10. Re:They've done it already! by gfxguy · · Score: 1
      Like my kid says... "Silent but deadly"
      Farts are strong enough to melt people?

      COOL!
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      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    11. Re:They've done it already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Battlefield lasers are not illegal if their purpose is to destroy targets. Weapons whose purpose is specifically to blind ARE illegal.
      If one is hit by a bullet and blinded, for example, the blinding is a not-specifically-intended effect of the bullet.

    12. Re:They've done it already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hasn't stopped them in the past. Depleted Uranium anyone?

    13. Re:They've done it already! by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      This would not look good for the US government if it started turning enemy cities into poisonous wastegrounds with a supposedly surgical weapon.

      Are you trying to be ironic? Or are you unaware of the post-war effects or nuclear weapons, depleted uranium shells and landmines? ;-)

    14. Re:They've done it already! by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I once used eardrops which contained hydrochloric acid.

      Try taking a closer look at the concentration on your bottle.

      The Germans used H2O2 to power some of their early rocket-planes (I don't think they actually were jets). I think there were cases where a fuel leaks caused the pilots to dissolve in their seats.

    15. Re:They've done it already! by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Is English your first language, or do you just interpret words willy-nilly?

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    16. Re:They've done it already! by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "Battlefield lasers are not illegal if their purpose is to destroy targets. Weapons whose purpose is specifically to blind ARE illegal. If one is hit by a bullet and blinded, for example, the blinding is a not-specifically-intended effect of the bullet."

      Semantical argument; a side-effect of a wildly swinging laser over a great distance translating the angular component of errors in the pointing gear is going to be that it blinds people. Bullets don't have the inherent ability to fragment into specular components when hitting something like concrete. Seriously, concrete has specularity and reflectivity.

      Funnily enough I re-read the article and it didn't mention that the Navy want to use this in place of such things as the Phalanax point defense system, which is an entirely logical and good use for it in terms of targetting terminal guidance anti-ship missiles in flight. I just get worried when they talk about putting it in the hands of artillery crew.

      I also get ragingly annoyed when people start to talk about reducing 'collateral damage' through new and exciting weapons. Speeding up warfare to the extent that it has means that there is less, not more, discrimination of targets. MOAB's do not know what they're being dropped on, they rely on a best guess by intelligence, and given that intelligence identified bio-weapons plants that seem to have disappeared in Iraq...

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    17. Re:They've done it already! by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      Try taking a closer look at the concentration on your bottle.

      I did. I store rocket fuel in the medicine cabinet along with my red mercury.

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    18. Re:They've done it already! by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 1

      I hear 'them' hinting at "quagmire" now, and it's been months.

      I don't recall hearing "quagmire" in the first month at least.

  20. Predicting the future by Kufat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's pretty funny that in the 50's, SF writers thought we'd have weapons like this and things such as moon bases by about 1980, but they also that there would be superpowerful computers...with vacuum tubes.

    1. Re:Predicting the future by jafac · · Score: 1

      I'm reading the Foundation series by Issac Asimov.

      I want my personal force shield generator, with an atomic power source the size of a walnut. And some lead lined underwear, please.

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  21. Chinese embassy all over again by G4from128k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Leaving aside the technical issues of "can you do it," there are the political and moral issues of "should you do it." Precision guided, 100% accuracy is fine until you target the wrong point. The notion that we can have zero collateral damage assumes that we can distinguish between combatants vs. innocents and allies with high accuracy.

    This invention might lower the tragedies of war if we have the intell to discriminate accurately. It might also increase collateral damage/friendly fire if the device inspires overconfidence in those who press the trigger.

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    1. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by mobby_6kl · · Score: 0

      >100% accuracy is fine until you target the wrong point

      yeah but that's still better than accuracy lower than 100%, as it would(and is now) result in even higher innocent vicims.

    2. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by rbird76 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What? Hubris could never happen to us....

      This reminds me of Reason (the depleted uranium chain-gun) in Snow Crash. The major problem with weapons such as Reason is the sense of invincibility they induce in their possessors (this is approximately what Stephenson said in the novel). This invincibility may be as hazardous to the ones possessing the weapons or technology (and to those around them) as to others on the potential receiving end. If all of the people in the chain of command using the weapon have sufficient intelligence and judgment, weapons like this are very useful; unfortunately, if that is not the case, then misguided or stupid people have the power, as the phrase goes, to make big, lethal mistakes at the speed of light.

      It is good to have technology like this, but the intelligence to use technology and people effectively and wisely is a far greater strategic weapon.

    3. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Informative

      This invention might lower the tragedies of war if we have the intell to discriminate accurately. It might also increase collateral damage/friendly fire if the device inspires overconfidence in those who press the trigger.

      The military is heavily funding research into what they call "total battlefield awareness" which can be thought of as identifing every object in the battlespace. I think the idea behind this article is that if that research goes well, and the laser research goes well then we might finally be able to drastically reduce civilian casualities.

      A large part of the problem is that most of America's adversaries purposefully mix their military forces in with civilians to prevent us from firing upon them. The pinpoint accuracy that laser weapons could give us might be enough to prevent our enemimes from using their own population as human shields.

      GMD

    4. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      So let me get this straight:

      We shouldn't develop this weapon because there will always be cases where gov't intel gets it wrong and the wrong person/place/thing gets whacked. So instead of continuing to develop this high procesion weapon that could kill lots of enemy troop along with the odd civilian we should just go back to the good old days were we just carpet bombed the hell out of Dresden, Hiroshima, et al and wipe out cities of non-combatants?

    5. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1
      It might also increase collateral damage/friendly fire if the device inspires overconfidence in those who press the trigger.

      Time to order all those new highly polished chrome tanks...

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    6. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > A large part of the problem is that most of America's adversaries purposefully mix their military forces in with civilians to prevent us from firing upon them.

      Doesn't seem to have worked yet.

      Nor does it seem to help when America's ALLIES purposefully mix with civilians - you still fire upon them as well!

      And the embassies of neutral powers. And accredited journalists who have spent considerable effort making sure you know where they are. And your own troops, come to that.

      Do you really think laser weapons will solve human error? All it means is that instead of your bomb obliterating a young mother and her baby along with the evil terrorists, you'll kill the baby with pinpoint accuracy and leave the terrorists standing. Oh, won't we all be impressed.

    7. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by God+Hates+Liberals · · Score: 1

      Hrm... evaporate their ammunitions and they may just use box-cutters.

      The Iraqkrieg was interesting because I believe this was a geniune case of 'lowering the tragedy of war.' The reason? Submission, mostly. Sure, there were casualties, but the numbers seem pretty humane when I compare them to the trench warfare of a century ago. If you measure tragedy in corpses or a resulting extreme misery (thru slavery or devestation, or the like), I'd say the pinch of lowering tragedy is solved through making the enemy submit (through negotiation [eh... who has the time?] or through overwhelming force [sans against those engaged in Jihad]).

      I dunno, the moral debates kind of bore me after a very small threshold. I suppose I'm not alone, because 9/10ths of the high ratings in this subject are always marked Funny.

      I guess I'm not one to dwell on the "Should we should we" because much like tastier bread, organ harvesting and a smartlysmart bomb...its historically inevitable, meng.

    8. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by rednaxela · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nobody will ever read this because I'm late to the party, but... When I was in the Army, my battalion was deployed to secure Tuzla airfield as the first wave of the NATO force implementing the Bosnia peace accords. Part of that package was a couple of Q-36 "Firefinder" radars, which were supposed to detect incoming artillery rounds, provide early warning, and provide counterbattery targeting data to our artillery battery. Given that nobody felt the need to lob any artillery shells at us, it was amazing how many warnings we received - presumably from birds and other non-threatening objects (I was a rifle platoon leader, so I don't know the full scoop). Had we had such a laser on site, I imagine we'd have had a lot of roast birds around the perimeter. Further, the two radars we had, aside from servig as a massive radiation hazard to those of us wandering around, could only cover about 40% of the perimeter. All this to say that the above post has a point - we'll need far better detection and targeting equipment before the laser is useful for defense against incoming artillery. And we'll still need robust and redundant targeting procedures before the weapon can be employed in an offensive mode.

    9. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously didn't read any news sources outside the US control. 7000+ innocent casualties, corpses of children, residential neighborhoods bombed, the television station of Al Jazeera bombed by 2 guided missiles in the middle of a group of houses.

      We may have killed less than a lot of other wars, but it was still under false pretenses and for the wrong intentions.

    10. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by nihilogos · · Score: 1

      A large part of the problem is that most of America's adversaries purposefully mix their military forces in with civilians to prevent us from firing upon them.

      The last human shields I heard of were volunteer British and American citizens who travelled to Iraq to prevent 'you' from firing upon 'them'.

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    11. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      >>Time to order all those new highly polished chrome tanks...

      Which will make easy targets for the jets zipping by overhead with conventional bombs.

      wbs.

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      Huh?
    12. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the kid wants to be famous, he's quite embarrassed about the whole thing.

    13. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by God+Hates+Liberals · · Score: 1

      No War for Oil, brother. Peace on!!!

    14. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by God+Hates+Liberals · · Score: 1

      Hrm. Once again, the moral issue bores me. 7,000 is a walk in the park in terms of war. Go google "russian casualties WWI"

    15. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by NotClever · · Score: 1

      No, those are valid targets (IMO). The mixing is when they put an AA battery next to a mosque, or park tanks next to civilian homes.

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    16. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      The sad truth is that if we don't do it somebody else will (they will anyway). We shouldn't give up our technological edge simply because we're already ahead. Germany's mechanized army was devestating. Imagine how much faster the World Wars would have been over if we hadn't gotten lax and had to play catch up. Compare that with how fast Gulf War I was, and only a decade later Gulf War II was even faster even though it was a ground invasion.

      Not only that, but civilian casualties was incredibly low during Gulf War I and even less in II. I know you might thing that any civilian casualty is wrong (and I agree), but we do the best we can given the circumstances. The worst part is that some people are willing to put innocents in the way of oncoming forces, a pretty cowardly thing to do.

      Wars are going to happen because there are unreasonable people. Not everyone can be dealt with on a civil level. I had a friend who actually told me, in the build up to the first Gulf War, that he'd never attack - he'd go in and sit down with Saddam Hussein and wouldn't leave until they reached an agreement. The thing pacifists don't understand is that there are people out there who are unbalanced and unreasonable. In the face of WORLD opposition, in 1991, Saddam Hussein still did not aquiesce.

      I don't want to turn this into a pro-gulf war argument, I just want to point out that "peace at any cost" will only end up getting you dead, in the long run. It IS sad, but it's the way it is.

      I say congratulations to the people working in this field. It's an evalutionary step in warfare. Someday we might actually have world peace, but as long as there is religious and racial intolerance, both of which exist in virtually every nation on the planet, it's not going to happen. Slavery in the U.S. ended a century and a half ago, and there is still bigotry. There are countries where religious bigotry is taught and reinforced on a daily basis. Generations of people who hate others because of their religions. Even if you stopped the teaching of hatred on a state level, it would exist for many generations. This is why there will be no peace in the Middle East in our lifetimes. Sad, but true.

      We are nowhere near being a conflict free planet. The amount of resources wasted in name of defense is astounding. However, when push comes to shove, I'm glad for it. I was glad for the Apache helicopters. I was glad for the Stealth bombers. I was glad for the cruise missiles. I was glad for the Patriot and other defense systems. I was glad for the AWACS. I'm glad we haven't stopped seeking new weapons and defense capabilities.

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    17. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by kimota · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one here who's disappointed that "Real Genius" came out in 1985 and this technology *doesn't* exist yet? I mean, the 80s gave us secret governments, secret wars, and Star Wars (as in SDI, not ANH). Why the hell didn't they give us a working version of the Real Genius particle beam so it could've been used on Saddam Hussein, his family, and lookalikes? Think of how many protesters that would've shut up, how many fewer Iraqis would've died, and how much money it would've saved....

      Damn. You can't rely on the malevolent and shadowy "them" for anything, can you?

      -Kimota!

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    18. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

      7000 is considerably more than were killed at Pearl Harbor, and almost three times as many as were killed in the 11th of September attacks. Sure, there have been bigger wars, but that's still a lot of dead people and a huge number of devastated families.

    19. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      You are comparing a single strike against a military compound to a month long compaign against an enemy who purposefully mixes civilians and military targets.

      The reason many thousands didn't die during Pearl Harbor is that the USA doesn't put its airfields next to churches and hospitals.

      The reason that large numbers of civilians were injured during the invasion of Iraq is that they were used as human shields.

      If you see an enemy tank you should use the smallest weapon which is reasonably likely to blow it up with reasonable certainty. If that is a 500 pound bomb, then it will blow up anything nearby as well. If there is a hospital next to the tank that is the problem of those who parked the tank there - not those dropping the bombs. Now, if the air force drops a tactical nuclear weapon to get a single tank, I can see there being a complaint about unnecessary civilian deaths, but as long as the target was legitimate it isn't the air forces's fault that they can only get within 10 feet of it and it was parked in the center of town.

      If my country were at war and insisted on parking a tank next to my house, you can bet that I'd lodge a complaint. If I wanted a target painted on my back I'd enlist.

      Civilized nations do not use their own citizens as hostages. Only barbarians do. A consequence of living life as a barbarian is that you will suffer far more casulties in war than a civilized nation will.

    20. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by pmz · · Score: 1

      The notion that we can have zero collateral damage assumes that we can distinguish between combatants vs. innocents and allies with high accuracy.

      Well, at a minimum, the right type of laser could be humane. Innocent or not, a quickly-vaporised head doesn't have time to realize what's going on.

    21. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

      I'm not disputing any of your facts - just that 7000 is not a trivial number of deaths, irrespective of how they were killed and how much blame must fall on their government.

      Having said that, if you are defending a city from invasion, you're not going to have much choice but to have a lot of military targets in civillian zones, otherwise you'd just be defending some out-of-town military bases.

    22. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by Lester67 · · Score: 1

      I thought everyone pretty much knew that the Chinese Embassy wasn't an accident.

      F117 parts were there when it was "accidentally" bombed.

    23. Re:Chinese embassy all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh yes. and the other 20 people around your target will be really greatful for being blinded by laser scatter.

  22. Call this flame if you will.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    ..but I'm scared of americans. They're too paranoid, and they have too many weapons, and they're expanding.

    1. Re:Call this flame if you will.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Muwahaha. Die eurobitch.

    2. Re:Call this flame if you will.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not european, but thanks

  23. Damn it Scotty we need warp speed now! by big-giant-head · · Score: 1

    Now where are my matter/antimatter generator, warp coils and transporter????????????????????????

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  24. I'm against laser weapons... by LeiGong · · Score: 1

    Oh god no...I'm against the development of this weapon simply because of the all the cliched Austin Power references and quotes. I have no doubt by the time this is posted, there's already half-a-dozen cliched and overused quotes.

    1. Re:I'm against laser weapons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rrrriiiiiiiight

  25. In other news ... by tessaiga · · Score: 2, Funny

    Conspiracy theorests trade tin-foil hats for head-mounted mirrors.

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    1. Re:In other news ... by halftrack · · Score: 3, Funny

      Tin-foil reflects ... we're not stupid.

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    2. Re:In other news ... by photomic · · Score: 1

      Only the shiny side. Mine is double-layered (dull side for RF/microwaves).

  26. It may be able to miss civillians... by petermdodge · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... but who wants to guess that colleteral damage, as the military has come to calling it, or the slaughter of innocent civvies, as I tend to call it, will still happen? A gun is still a gun, and there's still the possiblity of human error. And that's a very real possibility.

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    1. Re:It may be able to miss civillians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, that's why we need to help the pansies of the world get over it. Here's a totally new concept for you. When nations wage war, civilians die. It has always been this way and it will continue to always be this way. War is a nasty business and people that fantasize about it being clinical and surgical and without civilian casualties are pathetic.

      If people want to rant against war in general, that's admirable. If people want to whine about civilians getting killed in war but aren't against war specifically then that's just pathetic.

      In war people die. Get use to it!

    2. Re:It may be able to miss civillians... by d3faultus3r · · Score: 1

      That's why we should have computers run everything. of course they never make errors.

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    3. Re:It may be able to miss civillians... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      If, in the face of world opinion a government decides to "fight it out" and not aquiesce, then is it not that government that has put it's own people at risk?

      If, in the face of obviously overwhelming force, a government decides to "fight it out" and not aquiesce, then is it not that government that has put it's own people at risk?

      If, in the face of an opposing force a government decides to "shield" it's military with civilians, then is it not that government that has put it's own people at risk?

      It's hard to justify killing innocent people, and I normally do not like the "ends justifies the means" arguments, but in some cases it certainly works, and if we are trying our best, in the face of warfare, to protect even citizens of opposing countries, then isn't worth the effort?

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  27. thank got we got aw-nold by edrugtrader · · Score: 0, Troll

    its time like this i'm glad i live in california

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  28. Defense by rf0 · · Score: 1

    Whats to stop me put up a load of mirrors around the items I want to protect?

    Rus

    1. Re:Defense by leoxx · · Score: 1

      Mirrors will be made into a controlled export, much like cryptogrophic technology, only with even less effectiveness!

    2. Re:Defense by mistert2 · · Score: 1
      Read below

      Re:The ultimate defense

    3. Re:Defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a common misconception. A very high-power laser will not be deterred by shiny surfaces because no heavy-use surface will be perfectly shiny. The imperfections will cause the material to rapidly heat up and destroy the material's ability to reflect the laser.

    4. Re:Defense by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      the mirror surface would burn up very quickly still. this is something brought up on slashdot every time there are these laser weapons mentioned.

      anyways.. practicality is what's keeping it at bay.

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    5. Re:Defense by rbird76 · · Score: 1

      actually if you do it right the mirror might even explode...nothing like shards of glass or plastic to make life safe for the people inside the mirror.

      lasers are being thought of, I believe, as point defense weapons for ships - it's likely that any target hit is going to have a really big increase in temperature in a very short time, so unless the mirror can handle a lot of energy and sustain high thermal stress, it won't have much defensive value...even less if your foe has other weapons and an easily visible target (as another poster suggested, the rest of our weapons aren't going away).

  29. anyone else getting this error on /. ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
    Please contact the server administrator, pater@slashdot.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

    More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

    1. Re:anyone else getting this error on /. ??? by ajensen · · Score: 1
      This question has been posted and moderated off-topic all over the place lately. Check out CmdrTaco's journal for details on what the Slashdot crew knows so far.

      At the moment it appears to be the result of Slashdot's new hardware setup, although even CmdrTaco isn't certain what is causing the trouble.

      Cheers,

      -a

  30. Weapon? by zoloto · · Score: 3, Insightful
    From the article:
    "What we're building," Yamamoto explains, "is a laser weapon."


    And yet it can't be used defensively?
    How about the following quotes?
    "What we're building... Is a laser for cutting through mountians (roads, mines etc.)"
    "What we're building... is a laser to defend our skies, country against missles"
    "What we're building... is a laser to cut underground bunkers on the moon"
    "What we're building... a giant popcorn popper"

    This is kind of sad, when we just exploit technology with weapons in the forefront of our minds and not research or domestic uses! I mean I know they're from the DoD, but with war on their minds, goodness knows what else they're up to.
    1. Re:Weapon? by MadocGwyn · · Score: 1

      Well one of the labs in the running is actually developing them for use in fusion, this is a side effect kinda thing, and the military paying for the weapon would help fund the research side of things. NOthing pushed forward technology like military spending

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    2. Re:Weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Killing sand niggers is all the rage these days. Afterall, the US won't stop until all of Israel's enemies are gone and their lands free for the taking.

    3. Re:Weapon? by skintigh2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sure there must be a civil use for such a laser, but I can't think of one.

      Using a laser as a rock drill is probably the least efficient method of drilling possible, it would make poisonous fumes, and those fumes would block the laser beam.

      As for missiles, if the missle is shiney the laser will be reflected. I think.

      The moon idea might work... maybe the fumes would disperse faster in zero atmosphere, and it might be cheaper than sending equipment.

      I would guess a high power laser would vaporize a kernal before it could pop, but I would love to see a test!

      "Laser"
      "Laaaaaaaser"
      Sorry, I had to get that out of my system.

    4. Re:Weapon? by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the weapon that the Battlecruisers use in StarCraft (humans) called a "Yamamoto Cannon"?

      Oh, wait...it's a "Yamato Cannon". Fine, so I'm missing two letters.

    5. Re:Weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck getting a nearly perfect mirror coating on those missiles that is impervious to getting scored during launch, and can keep themselves cool enough to withstand the enormous heat impact they will be receiving. After all of that, your missilie will look more like Hubble than a missile. A reflective surface might be of use against an industrial beam designed for etching things, but not a 100kw weapon.

    6. Re:Weapon? by ejito · · Score: 1

      The Yamato cannon is named after a Japanese battleship (one of the largest) that fought during WWII.

    7. Re:Weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be confused with the terrifying (yet oddly refreshing) "Clamato Cannon."

    8. Re:Weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got zerg rushed.

    9. Re:Weapon? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Defense isn't going to worry about civil engineering unless they thought it could help them in their task.

      IIRC, there are DoD projects for using lasers in defense, anti-missile, etc.

      The point of the DoD and any other military is 1) to maintain a convincing threat that they can kill people and break things when called upon, 2) to be able to follow through with it. Which isn't to say they don't do the other things, and pop popcorn because they have to move troops and feed them too.

      The first part is to get the things down to a practical size, etc then see what it can be used for.

    10. Re:Weapon? by DeathPenguin · · Score: 1

      To avoid misspelling the name, I just call it the Tomato Gun.

    11. Re:Weapon? by Flamerule · · Score: 1
      The Yamato cannon is named after a Japanese battleship (one of the largest) that fought during WWII.
      Actually, iirc, it was the largest, ever.
    12. Re:Weapon? by TooManyNames · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that many technologies and ideas that were initially developed for war have found applications in furthering everyday life. For example, some concepts behind calculus and classical physics were developed with the intention to kill the enemy. Also, don't forget about that whole nuclear thing... Assuming, of course, that you view nuclear energy as something other than the end of the world.

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    13. Re:Weapon? by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Well, it's probably more named for the flying version from Star Blazers, but same deal.

    14. Re:Weapon? by Caid+Raspa · · Score: 1
      I see this as a new way of concentrating energy. Unleashing the energy in an uncontrolled, destructive way is easy, and therefore weapons are the first use. Compare this to nuclear technology: Atomic bomb comes first, nuclear power later.

      The article states that at present the lasers are 50-ton monsters, so they are immobile unless you mount one on a ship. I bet that the US Navy already has at least a few of these under testing.

      If you can destroy a missile in a fraction of second, this would be a good way of treating any threatening asteroids. In a few days/weeks, you could vaporize a portion on one side of the asteroid, and the off-flowing hot vapor would push the rock to a safer orbit. (The comets have unpredictable orbits just because volatiles are released from their surfaces. Sunlight heats the darker spots more, these release vapor jets that push the core to a different orbit.) I think this is faster and less risky than nukes. Clouds are not an issue, you could move the ships to a place with clear skies. Or have a few of these permanently on high-altitude clear-sky positions, like on top of Mauna Kea and somewhere in Arizona, Utah or Colorado.

      In case of a large oil spill, maybe the laser could be used to burn the oil. Sometimes the oil is in a layer a few molecules thick. Maybe this layer could be swept away with a laser beam. And the oil that has already reached the shore is collected manually today, maybe you could also burn it away with this laser. Much faster, cleaner and probably also cheaper.

    15. Re:Weapon? by pmz · · Score: 1

      As for missiles, if the missle is shiney the laser will be reflected. I think.

      Holy shit, you just ended the anti-missle laser arms race in one sentence!

      "So, boss, what do we do to defend against a $1,000,000,000 anti-missle laser?"

      "Polish the metal of the missle body into a mirror finish. It'll cost $5,000 in labor."

    16. Re:Weapon? by Misanthropic+Lycanth · · Score: 1

      If you can destroy a missile in a fraction of second, this would be a good way of treating any threatening asteroids. In a few days/weeks, you could vaporize a portion on one side of the asteroid, and the off-flowing hot vapor would push the rock to a safer orbit.

      If I understand correctly, you're proposing that the laser would be shot at the asteroid for an extended period of time. These lasers are "50-ton monsters" partially because of the massive amounts of raw materials needed to power the things. I'm guessing it would take several nuclear power plants devoting all of their energy towards keeping the laser powered, or untold amount of chemicals to mix. Same goes for your oil spill solution.

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  31. BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by dh003i · · Score: 1, Informative

    gravity-free

    Just as gravity is not free of the limitation that nothing may travel faster than the speed of light, nor is light free of the effects of gravity. The path light travels is affected by gravity; indeed, light can be completely trapped by a black hole.

    1. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you telling me that you'll notice?

    2. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by DShard · · Score: 1

      While you are technically correct, the effect of gravity for targeting can essentially be ignored. If we were planning on using the weapon around a much larger body I am sure you would have to take this into consideration.

      Anyone know a mass and distance you would need for the targeting to be off a foot?

    3. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by Moblaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Since we are nowhere near a black hole, the light beams are going to be virtually straight for all intents and purposes. The most a beam of light would ever travel across land is about 100 KM (to the horizon) or a few KM if shot at an airborne target. Given that light would typically travel 1/3000 to 1/1000 of a second (300,000KM/sec), and would only accelerate downward under the force of gravity at a maximum of approximately 10M/second, you are talking total vertical displacement of about 1.5 to 4 millimeters max. A relatively small laser beam could hit a bullet miles away without even bothering to correct for the gravitational effect.

    4. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      BZZT

      Doesnt matter seeing as a Laser will travel back along the exact same geodesic as the light used to sight it. In other words you point it at what you see and it hits it.

    5. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      nope, I am afraid that you are wrong.

      If you want to make good GPS calculations you need to take low order gravitational effects into account -- terms of the form P.E./c^2. The gravitational terms are actually larger than the vanilla S.R. dialation terms. For 2-m "military" accuracy, these terms are of importance.

      Same thing here.

    6. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      That's because you are correlating timing between objects with different frames of reference.

      In the case of targetting a laser.. you aim, you hit... it's light, the same thing you are using to acquire the target in the first place. Any gravitational affects on the weapon beam would have affected the light coming from the target in the same fashion.

    7. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying that the accuracy of a laser over, certainly no more than, 100 miles is almost the same magnatude as a host of radio signals traveling many thousands of miles, with sources that are traveling thousands of miles an hour?

      The GPS sattilites aren't the sharks in this Dr. Evil plot.

    8. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone know a mass and distance you would need for the targeting to be off a foot?

      good question. The amount by which light is bent by the gravitational effect of a body is determined by a property of the body known as its Schwarzschild radius (basically this is the radius at which the body of that mass would become a black hole). You can calculate this fairly easily but for the sun it is about 3km, for the milky way it is about 3 trillion km and for the earth it is about 9mm.

      A ray of light passing a distance D from the centre of the body will be bent an angle A (in radians) where A is given by 2Rs/D and Rs is the Schwarzschild radius.

      For the earth, assuming you are firing parallel to the earth's surface this gives an angle of about 2.82x10-9 radians. To give a deflection of one metre you would need to be targetting something around about 6200 kilometres away.

    9. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Tut, tut now. Not if the media refracts differentially. Cee squared Kay squared over Omega squared, eh?

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    10. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uh yeah, if you are shooting at something in the horsehead nebula that might be an issue, you tart! Unless some fuckhead coughs up a black hole in Bagdhad (in which case it really wouldn't matter if the weapon shot blue bananna peels and laughing Barneys for all of the few nanoseconds Earth manages to survive), I don't think there is going to be any problem pointing the weapon at a large object and hitting it. The amount of deviation might be a problem if they were trying to score hits against the tachyonic particles in Saddam's mustache, maybe.

    11. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that the accuracy of a laser over, certainly no more than, 100 miles is almost the same magnatude as a host of radio signals traveling many thousands of miles, with sources that are traveling thousands of miles an hour?

      no

      but, 2 meter accuracy isn't near enough to shoot down missiles!

      The GPS sattilites aren't the sharks in this Dr. Evil plot.

      I was making an analogy. Perhaps I was not clear enough.

    12. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      Doesnt matter seeing as a Laser will travel back along the exact same geodesic as the light used to sight it. In other words you point it at what you see and it hits it.

      Not if the target is moving or if the index of refraction is wavelength dependent.

    13. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you do realise we are talking about gravitational lensing here.

    14. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by brocheck · · Score: 1

      Right, good point because theres so many black holes in Iran and North Korea.

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    15. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's proportional. That multi meter error is reduced to a multi centimeter or milimeter error. And that is close enough.

    16. Re:BZZT! ANNT! WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mass has nothing to do with it. Find the time it takes for something accelerating at 9.8 m/(s^2) to travel 1 foot. Knowing the velocity of of your particle, multiply by the time to get the distance travelled before being a foot below your intended target.

      Don't forget to split velocity into X, Y components for angle of fire, and assume a continuous gravity field (because the light will be long gone from effective disturbance from Earth's gravity before it has been displaced 1').

  32. Obligatory Real Genius reference by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
    "I want 5 megawatts by mid-May."

    1. Re:Obligatory Real Genius reference by pyros · · Score: 1

      it's a moral imperative.

    2. Re:Obligatory Real Genius reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And stop playing with yourself, Kent.

    3. Re:Obligatory Real Genius reference by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

      And if you have not seen Real Genius, I hereby revoke your Slashdot priveleges until such time as you have.

      Go now.

      Rent it.

      Watch it.

      Live it.

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    4. Re:Obligatory Real Genius reference by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      "If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want...well, that's where you're right.

      But - and I am only saying that because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing."

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    5. Re:Obligatory Real Genius reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It IS God!

  33. Humvees? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1, Funny
    someday even being mounted on Humvees."
    Forget humvees! I want friggin' sharks with friggin' lasers mounted on their heads!
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    1. Re:Humvees? by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Shark?
      Wouldn't a dolphin be a better choice?
      People are afraid of sharks, it would be shoot.
      But imagine someone, like an enemy child or soldier seeing that dolphin.
      "Aww, what a cute fish! Come here, fishie. *ZAP!*"

      And, yes, I do know dolphins aren't fish, but the person being zapped apparently didn't.
      This should be obvious, but since this is slashdot I make sure to point it out so that I don't get a million "Youre stuppid! Dlopings arent not fish!" messages. ^_^

      And, yes, I'm sarcastic and cynical. ^_^

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    2. Re:Humvees? by LousyPhreak · · Score: 0

      yea but until then you'll get some ill tempered sea bass :)

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    3. Re:Humvees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's bad enough that they obnoxiously hog up all the roads. Now us 4-door sedan drivers have to worry about the mounted lasers.

    4. Re:Humvees? by Verne · · Score: 1

      how about ill-tempered sea-bass?

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    5. Re:Humvees? by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      You could mount the sharks on the Humvees...

  34. Gravity-free? by DaHat · · Score: 0

    If it is a beam weapon... wouldn't such a beam be nothing more then waves? Can't waves be affected by gravity? Thus wouldn't such a statement about a gravity free weapon be flawed?

    1. Re:Gravity-free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The effect Earth's gravity would have on these laser beams is negligible.

    2. Re:Gravity-free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show me a black hole in your neighbourhood and I'm sucked into your idea...
      In 'Earth' conditios it IS gravity free!

    3. Re:Gravity-free? by K-Man · · Score: 1

      They used only standard quantum mechanics to design the weapon.

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    4. Re:Gravity-free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      true, a physicist wouldnt say that. But, for all intensive perposes the beam is straight (atmospheric distortion and dispersion will affect the path of the beam thousands of times more than the curtature caused by gravity) so it is an effective nomenclature for people who are planning a battlefield or going to replace their projectiles

    5. Re:Gravity-free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did you mean to say "intents and purposes"?

    6. Re:Gravity-free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      something like that ("purposes" at least)...I bet you knew what i was trying to say though.

  35. That's exactly what we want by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    Better to be feared than to be loved.

    Now don't make any sudden moves...

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  36. Gravity-free weapons??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think so. Einstein won't let you be gravity-free! He showed a long time ago that even light is affected by gravity.

    could knock down previously untouchable targets such as artillery shells, mortars, surface-to-air missiles and even cruise missiles at ranges of up to dozens of miles in good weather. In clear air above the clouds, a high-powered laser could lance out 500 miles to destroy rising ballistic missiles.

    Having a powerful laser weapon is not the same as having a rapid laser targeting system!

  37. Line of Sight by Veramocor · · Score: 1

    To bad all laser weapons are line of sight weapons. You can't lob a laser like an artillery shell.

    Ever play the Qbasic game Gorilla? Where you throw bananas at the other gorilla, well I'd pick the explosive banana over the laser. Becuase while gravity can work for my banana, you'll only be shooting up in there air.

    Other problems are energy source, if you're close enough to fire your laser(damn line of sight again) you are also close enough to be shot at with a regular good olde fashion machine gun into your chemical tanks (chemical reaction probally powers your laser). Kaboom.

    Of course lasers may offer some advantages, on airplanes/airships (large line of sight). The other use I see is defensive, intercepting artillery at your position.

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    1. Re:Line of Sight by FreeLinux · · Score: 1

      So, what happens when the lsaer is based in the Arizona desert and it is fired and satelite mounted reflectors? Line-of-site problems decrease a fair bit. Now if only the clouds would cooperate...

    2. Re:Line of Sight by The_Bad_Bob · · Score: 0

      But if you threw enough exploding bananas at a high enough speed, you could throw the bananas right through the building. With the laser, you could just make a big hole in the building. Sure, there may be people inside, but there aren't any in the QBasic game.

    3. Re:Line of Sight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody's been reading 'War in 2080'...

  38. And not deterred by the fact that it's harder to.. by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
    ...use the same bluff the second time around someone at the Pentagon has decided to play the Star Wars Manuever again.

    exp(pi*sqrt(163))'s law dictates that you can successfully use a bluff with a frequency that is inversely proportion to the memory length of your intended audience.

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  39. Surgical? by GlassHeart · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...truly surgical, focusing to such hair-splitting accuracy that it could avoid civilians while predetonating munitions miles away

    But would the detonating munitions know to avoid civilians as well?

    1. Re:Surgical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the enemy stores munitions in civilian areas that is their problem.

    2. Re:Surgical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's a european problem. Since it is a war crime after all. They consider themselves the moral authority, americans are just the cops.

    3. Re:Surgical? by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      If the enemy stores munitions in civilian areas that is their problem.

      Does your country plan to defend any of its cities if attacked, or just surrender the cities and fight only in the wilderness? If you choose to fight in the cities, then you will store munitions in close proximity to civilians.

    4. Re:Surgical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the idea is to predetonate the munitions that are arcing through the (hopefully clear) air towards you, not the ones in armories and bunkers (behind concrete which would be tough to burn through).

    5. Re:Surgical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you are choosing to accept collateral damage.
      If you wish your civilians to live, surrender.

    6. Re:Surgical? by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      Then you are choosing to accept collateral damage.

      If your enemy has a choice at all whether or not your attack would kill civilians or not, then you're weapons are not "truly surgical", are they?

      In the context of the United States, it will continue to face ruthless leaders who will endanger their own civilians, hoping that massive civilian casualties will result in domestic backlash in the US. Because the US military is so dominant, this is essentially the only way they can hope to lose the battles but win the war. Therefore, it really does matter if your weapons are precise or not.

      Understand now why I'm objecting to "truly surgical"?

  40. Finally a good reason for my tinfoil hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now people won't look at me funny when I am wearing my tinfoil hat in public. I am only protecting myself from the governments laser beams. I am also a scientologist.

  41. Re:another answer by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    And it's a jet bomber, not a fighter. :)

  42. The ultimate defense by Carnildo · · Score: 1

    One word: Mirrors

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    1. Re:The ultimate defense by jjohnson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not really. That's like saying you can simply swat bullets away. There's too much energy in lasers for common mirrors to reflect--they simply melt. As I understand it, modern mirrors for targetting lasers are wicked things like nitrogen-cooled mercury, controlled by pizoelectrics.

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  43. space by seriv · · Score: 1

    I just hope they don't use this in space weaponry. Space should be kept international, such a beam weapon has the potential to do just that. Here is a link to the cause
    -Seriv

    1. Re:space by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      I just hope they don't use this in space weaponry.

      For space combat, the only weapons that make sense are lasers and missiles. Since you can shoot down missiles, but can't shoot down lasers, guess what?

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  44. Quantum Leap by henrygb · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is a quantum leap the smallest possible discrete change?

    Would a gravity-free weapon (even with light) defy General Relativity?

    Will the enemy start using mirrors?

    1. Re:Quantum Leap by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Is a quantum leap the smallest possible discrete change?

      It's also how a laser works.

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    2. Re:Quantum Leap by rokzy · · Score: 1

      not necessarily. a laser is based on transitions between different energy levels. although these may be quantum levels, they are not limited to those and IIRC the CO2 laser uses transitions between levels of rotational energy.

      "making a quantum leap" is one of those phrases like "I could care less" that many people use even though it usually makes no sense at all.

    3. Re:Quantum Leap by arthurs_sidekick · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wouldn't say it makes no sense; after all, a literal quantum leap is a discrete change of state, and thus contrasts with a continuous incremental change (drift). Schrdinger's Cat makes use of the idea (which, apparently, its author thought ridiculous) of a discrete change in quantum state that has a macroscopic upshot.

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    4. Re:Quantum Leap by jargonCCNA · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Will the enemy start using mirrors? Keeping in mind that it can cut through inch-thick steel in two seconds, mirrors -- polished metal -- probably won't hold up too well.

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    5. Re:Quantum Leap by Sir+Joltalot · · Score: 1

      Alright, but here's something that does make no sense: they use "hair-splitting accuracy" and "Humvees" in the same sentence =)

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    6. Re:Quantum Leap by forgotmypassword · · Score: 3, Informative

      Would a gravity-free weapon (even with light) defy General Relativity?

      Gravity is the curving of space-time and light travels through space-time - curved or not.

      If space-time is curved, then light travels a curved path.

      The entire near-instantaneous, gravity-free line is fluff. You can't send a beam faster than light and as long as the beam has momentum (which light does) then it will feel the effects of gravity..

      Will the enemy start using mirrors?

      It depends on the frequency. Regular mirrors work for visible light. Doing optics at other frequencies can be very tricky.

      For instance, your see through microwave door is opaque to the microwaves.

    7. Re:Quantum Leap by 1Shft2ShfRedShftBluS · · Score: 1

      But they could use Em Dispersion materials similar to our stealth jets.

    8. Re:Quantum Leap by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      given that the absorption percentage can't be zero (real world materials), and that the laser weapon has a much greater intensity than a radar beam, I would imagine that the material would still melt, just more slowly at first.

    9. Re:Quantum Leap by rwven · · Score: 1

      lol good point... what if the enemy were to start using mirror surface coated warheads for missiles and such. that would add to their weight maybe but at least they'd get to their target...

      or maybe chrome plated warheads....

    10. Re:Quantum Leap by Vess+V. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Come on, is this an article about optics or military equipment? For all conventional intents and purposes, "near-instantaneous" is correct and "gravity-free" almost so. And you know what? In four words, the article has thoroughly described this system's advantages over other weapons.

      Of course, you are probably being facetious and my extreme boredom has driven me to type this reply.

    11. Re:Quantum Leap by Neurotensor · · Score: 1

      Will the enemy start using mirrors?

      Or building-sized safety goggles?

    12. Re:Quantum Leap by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Levels of rotational energy are quantum levels.

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    13. Re:Quantum Leap by CrowScape · · Score: 1

      All the better to see them and hit them with something more conventional. There's a reason why metal insignia to be worn in combat all have a dull finish. If your tank is covered in mirrors, it'll stand out like a sore thumb to all those camoflaged vehicles. If your jet is covered in mirrors, you can throw all illusions of stealth out the window, ditto for missiles. So, sure, while covering your stuff in mirrors will probably make laser based weapons ineffective, it just makes it 100X easier for something else to get you.

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    14. Re:Quantum Leap by The+Faywood+Assassin · · Score: 1

      The entire near-instantaneous, gravity-free line is fluff.

      I agree. That's pretty much like saying that sundial clocks are powered by nuclear fusion.

      Techically correct, but really blown out of proportion.

      Beny
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      I'm actually much greater than I think I am"

    15. Re:Quantum Leap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no. Quantum Leap is an old science fiction show staring Scott Bakula.

    16. Re:Quantum Leap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but how much does gravity bend laser light over a 1000Km (say) distance in Earth gravity near the surface? Atmospheric effects would affect it more than gravity would.

    17. Re:Quantum Leap by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Is a quantum leap the smallest possible discrete change?

      Actually, the Planck leap would be the smallest possible discrete change. It's really a matter of with a quantum leap the technology changes radically and it also doesn't change radically.

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    18. Re:Quantum Leap by Nyh · · Score: 1

      Would a gravity-free weapon (even with light) defy General Relativity?

      Yes, but there is no need to account for gravity even in extreme situations because the light comming from the target is affected by gravity in exactly the same way as the light comming from your laser gun.

    19. Re:Quantum Leap by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 2, Informative

      Power falls off as a function of both distance (scattering effects because you can't focus light beyond collimation) and the reflectivity of the surface. In terms of the cutting ability, you're probably more used to a profiler that has a cutting distance of around 25mm from the surface.

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    20. Re:Quantum Leap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even in visible light spectrums, the light imparts a force energy against the reflective surface (mirror). If its able to cut through steel then I doubt any sort of mirror would be all that great at preventing damage. Also, mirrors wouldnt make all that great of a battlefield armor since all you would be doing would be reflecting the lazer all over the place (probably into the midst of your own army). And dont event make me mention the kinda bad luck you would have if ya fell over and shattered your body armor o' mirror.

    21. Re:Quantum Leap by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      yes, "straight" across the surface of the earth, it will be very small.

      The gravitational potential energy must change a bit for the effects to be felt.

      but given that the circumference of the earth is only 40,000 kilometers, I don't know how you plan on doing that?

    22. Re:Quantum Leap by rwven · · Score: 1

      we're talking about munitions here, not jets... no one's gonna make a jet covered in mirrors. but who cares if your missile is covered in mirrors...

    23. Re:Quantum Leap by CrowScape · · Score: 1

      Wow... dredging up old articles... sure.

      In addition to the ABL the US is creating a missle shield that uses other missiles to shoot down ballistic missles. Again, mirrors may be great for protection against destructive lasers, but now those other anti-missle systems will have a far easier time hitting their target because reflective material only enhances targeting lasers and radar. That's assuming, of course, that such a reflective material can meet the physical requirements for traveling on an ICBM.

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    24. Re:Quantum Leap by rwven · · Score: 1

      yeah... from what i hear also, talking to some physicis guys here at school (who may be full of it), when there's that much light concentrating on one place like that it almost creates an impact. not just heat, but it literally smashes it with the force of that much light energy moving at it.... any truth to this?

    25. Re:Quantum Leap by CrowScape · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I'd defer to the physics guys. It's possible.

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  45. Lovely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    War-tech, hooray! Geeks' enthusiasm for machines which are designed to kill and destroy is disgusting.

    1. Re:Lovely by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Geeks' enthusiasm for machines which are designed to kill and destroy is disgusting.

      Trolls' enthusiasm for mock naievete which is designed to enrage those with a brain is disgusting.

  46. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    truly surgical, focusing to such hair-splitting accuracy that it could avoid civilians while predetonating munitions

    Yeah, it's just a shame that the civilians will get blown up in the resulting explosion...

    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But we didn't put the weapons there in the first place, you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's perfectly all right if somebody detonates the nuclear arsenal just a few miles away from Seattle, because the US put those submarines near a city?

    3. Re:Huh? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > it's perfectly all right if somebody detonates the nuclear arsenal just a few miles away from Seattle, because the US put those submarines near a city

      Hell no, but if it happened outside Baghdad, that's okay. Finding a reason for subs in the desert, however, may prove to be a bit more perplexing.

  47. Great Idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I too support the adoption of bananas as weoponry by all military powers of the world. I estimate, that collateral damage will decrease, by approximately 100 percent!

  48. Accuracy is great but... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    Accuracy is for salesmen and bean counters. In the field, it's smarts that count.

    The USAF bombed a Red Cross compound in Afghanistan. Twice. Poor intelligence meant that US missiles hit a Chinese embassy in the Balkans. Friendly fire incidents are far too common.

    Pinpoint precision is only half the equation.

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    1. Re:Accuracy is great but... by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      To the American millitary theres no such thing as friendly fire - ammo is cheap (well not that cheap but they sure have plenty) and the only thing bombing a friendly or civilian target does is inconvienience them (they have to go back and do it a again) or at the worst, depending on the target, cause a PR problem which can soon be patched up by "The Undersecretary of State for Public Diplomacy" (spin doctor) - In the field, it's bombing the crap out of anything that moves that counts.

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  49. what about mirrors? by ponxx · · Score: 1

    What is stopping the "other side" from coating their shells with a reflective surface? Especially if only one particular wavelength is used by the military, it should be straightforward to create a coating that'll effectively reflect close to 100% of the LASER.

    Think about the goggles scientists wear in high-power laser labs. You can see fine through them, except the one wavelength their laser works at...

    Ponxx

    PS yes, I RTFA, but AFAIK there is no real problem creating materials reflecting IR. If you can aim the laser, the other side can reflect it (away or back at you)

    1. Re:what about mirrors? by Jubedgy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, for a laser POINTER maybe, but we're talking 100KW of energy that needs to be deflected. All of those tiny photons have some mass, remember.

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    2. Re:what about mirrors? by mistert2 · · Score: 1
      Read above

      Re:The ultimate defense

    3. Re:what about mirrors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you take some of your special goggles, and then don them in front of a 100kw laser.

      Not to mention the difficulty involved with the care and feeding of highly reflective surfaces, or the relatively fragile nature of thin coatings.

      Along with the article, might I be so bold as to recomend a physical chemisty text?

    4. Re:what about mirrors? by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      no they dont. photons have no mass.

    5. Re:what about mirrors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow? You've proven this? And all this time I thought it was an assumption that had partial experimental evidence. When do you get your nobel?

    6. Re:what about mirrors? by ponxx · · Score: 1

      100KW

      p=E/C

      so 1 seconds worth of laser power at 100 kW has momentum of:

      p=100 000 J/3x10^8 m/s =~ 3.3 x10^-4 kg m/s

      the momentum transfer will be barely noticable. These weapons destroy by dumping lots of energy into the target, causing heating/melting/explosions/... not by impact...

    7. Re:what about mirrors? by Nurf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is stopping the "other side" from coating their shells with a reflective surface? Especially if only one particular wavelength is used by the military, it should be straightforward to create a coating that'll effectively reflect close to 100% of the LASER.

      The simple answer is "dust". The laser has very high energy. It hits the mirrored surface. The dust on the surface absorbs a large amount of energy very quickly. It essentially explodes, pitting the mirror surface. At this point, your mirror isn't a mirror. Game over.

      The same applies for absolutely anything that can stick to or affect the surface, like skin oil or tiny scratches. This ignores the fact that you can't make a 100% reflective mirror, so it's going to heat up, and if you have enough energy you disrupt it anyway. Even a tiny fraction of a percent of inefficiency will take you to the cleaners.

      That said, never say never. In the foreseeable future, it isn't a practical solution, though.

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    8. Re:what about mirrors? by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      Your own link says that "photon mass is expected to be zero by most physicists". I am sure that most physicists expectations would suffice for a random slashdot discussion.

    9. Re:what about mirrors? by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      surely if you presume any ammount of energy mirrors will not work. But the more energy you have the more energy you dissipate on the way to the target. I am sure only a tiny fraction of the nergy required to run the laser will be delivered to the target. If a mirror can increase the energy required to destroy it, it may make the laser useless.

      So mirors will definitely be a defensive strategy.

    10. Re:what about mirrors? by b-baggins · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except for the fact that they light up really nicely and make a great target for conventional bombs. So, pick how you want to get scratched...

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    11. Re:what about mirrors? by Jubedgy · · Score: 1

      Oops, haha...so THAT'S why navy has me on reactors and not lasers!! my bad.

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    12. Re:what about mirrors? by Rysith · · Score: 1

      Well then what if you coated your shells with something designed to do exactly that (generate lots of dust). The artical said that the laser didn't work very well through dust, so what if you had an outer layer designed to put lots of dust (probably from burning the layer off) into the air around the shell and disrupt the laser?

    13. Re:what about mirrors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dust sticking to surfaces isn't what muffs the laser, it is the material in the air between the source and the target that provides the problem. So yeah, burying the goodies in the dirt would work, also makes them a little less than usable. Or one could use radio and call in fire support with a lot of smoke between the artillary all the way to where it is going to be comming in. Hard to do, when the US has total air supremacy. At best they'll be able to use smoke to alter the type of weaponry employed against a target. It's one of the luxuries our defense spending affords us.

    14. Re:what about mirrors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, pick how you want to get scratched

      By Jessica Biel, lightly behind the ears, and as hard as she wants across the back.

    15. Re:what about mirrors? by shadowpuppy · · Score: 1

      Mirrors would require that your laser to do more work to achieve the same result. Whether that requires more power or more time is another matter. But it doess affect what you can do. You only have so much time to actaully destroy a round before it arrives. If the mirror buys that time, it's good enough.

      The whole fair weather thing is another huge detractor. Since the enemy won't always attack during fair weather, you have to carry other stuff to make up for it. Which means it has to be smaller/lighter to allow for the other stuff.

      I'd say this technology has an uphill battle before it becomes really useful.

    16. Re:what about mirrors? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > most physicists expectations would suffice for a random slashdot discussion.

      Yes, but /. discussions and using this device to kill people are 2 very different things. While it's just a discussion, we have to (well, should) take all things into consideration, and some doofus holding up a mirror to reflect a weapons-grade laser is a far cry from reality. This is why we argue the finer points; so that none of us are that doofus. Except for the trolls... feed them plenty of mirror solutions.

  50. ok, Grammar Nazi... by donutz · · Score: 3, Funny

    "... it could avoid civilians while predetonating munitions miles away..."

    So it can avoid civilians who are miles away from the munitions? Even the few dumb bombs dropped on Iraq avoided most citizens in Kuwait...


    I think (that you know) that it means munitions miles away from the LASER could be predetonated (pre- as in before the enemy sends them our way).

    But the real question here is how whether they're implying that the civilians could be detonated too, separately without the munitions, now that we'll have got a big friggin' laser gun...

    1. Re:ok, Grammar Nazi... by donutz · · Score: 1

      But the real question here is how whether they're implying that the civilians could be detonated too, separately without the munitions, now that we'll have got a big friggin' laser gun...

      Ok, I thought if anything, I'd be moderated +1, Funny, or -1, Dipwad, for that comment. Apparently someone thought it was interesting..I guess it would be Discovery Channel-worthy if people could be detonated like bombs...harnessing their e=mc^2 or something...ah whatever.

    2. Re:ok, Grammar Nazi... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think (that you know) that it means munitions miles away from the LASER could be predetonated (pre- as in before the enemy sends them our way).

      Actually, if you RTFA, it means pre- as in while they are headed your way, but before they hit you.

      They want to shoot down shells in flight.

  51. Yup lasers... by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 1

    Well, on the scale we're looking at they're relatively gravity free (as compared to say, bullets). Nope, couldn't think of something more useful to spend money on, not like you know, feeding the hungry, vaccinations, coherent plans on vaccine distribuation in case of the rather unlikely event of a bioterrorist attack. Heck, we could you know, be building schools and housing for the poor, could be dropping money to reinforce the government in Afghanistan and to promote overall stability in the region (because I'll tell you after about eight thousand years, sticks/swords/guns haven't really seemed to do much for that), nope we have to build a laser.

    I call first dibs to write my name on the moon with it. For evil...

  52. great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...focusing to such hair-splitting accuracy that it could avoid civilians while predetonating munitions miles away - perhaps someday even being mounted on Humvees.">

    poor humvee drivers, that would suck getting blasted from miles away.

    1. Re:great... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > > predetonating munitions miles away - perhaps someday even being mounted on Humvees.">
      > poor humvee drivers, that would suck getting blasted from miles away.


      But if they have munitions mountedon their H2, they deserve to get blown up. I await the day they are blown up even without munitions on them. Of course, they could just buy a Ford and have the same thing happen without munitions and lasers. Hey, that's an idea... Find out who the next enemy is & buy their military a brand new fleet of Fords; guaranteed to kill a few of them before the war even starts. Of course, then they have a reason to preemptively attack us...

  53. No blinding, just killing. by wfrp01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    International treaty forbids the use of lasers for blinding people. But there is no legal ban on striking humans

    You know, if you take a laser pointer, and you point it at a fluffy poodle being walked by a little old lady at night, she might just get startled and scream a little bit. Not that I would know firsthand or anything...

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    1. Re:No blinding, just killing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What dumb fuck moderated that shit up? WTF is wrong with you people, you think blinding a "little old lady"'s dog is funny? Christ, I hope they use YOU for target practice when this thing goes live.

    2. Re:No blinding, just killing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What dumb fuck moderated that shit up? WTF is wrong with you people, you think using a PERSON for target pratice is something to hope for? I wish you would drop dead

    3. Re:No blinding, just killing. by wfrp01 · · Score: 1

      I didn't blind the dog, you dumbshit. If you hit a fluffy poodle with a laser, it glows red. It's pretty damn funny. How the fuck do you think anyone could hit a dog in the eye and blind it from a distance with a puny laser pointer anyway? Take a valium.

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    4. Re:No blinding, just killing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me wanna hit up ThinkGeek for a green one!

    5. Re:No blinding, just killing. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      You know, if you take a laser pointer, and you point it at a fluffy poodle being walked by a little old lady at night, she might just get startled and scream a little bit. Not that I would know firsthand or anything...

      I thought that trick was reserved for the dashboard of the jackass who just cut you off.

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  54. Same old lies... by SPosselt · · Score: 1

    focusing to such hair-splitting accuracy that it could avoid civilians

    Uhm, sure - that's what they say everytime they develop a new weapon. Didn't do the thousands of dead Iraqi civilians much good though...

    1. Re:Same old lies... by Erwos · · Score: 1

      Compared to the millions who die(d) in lower tech wars, I'd prefer the high tech kind over them any day.

      -Erwos

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    2. Re:Same old lies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try making your point about lies without propagating another lie.

      The U.S. military hasn't killed thousands of Iraqi civilians either. The same can't be said for Saddam.

    3. Re:Same old lies... by SPosselt · · Score: 1

      Try exercising your trolling skills a bit less obviously...

      And check out this for a (very conservative) estimate of the number of civilian Iraqi caualties, or this for a less conservative one.

    4. Re:Same old lies... by SPosselt · · Score: 1

      Sure thing. Generally less civilians are killed using modern weapons, but the whole "pinpoint accuracy super weapon" thing is still a propaganda lie, made up to silence critical voices. And that sort of lie is A Bad Thing when thousands of civilian lives are at stake.

    5. Re:Same old lies... by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Instead, they should just be telling people that war is ugly and we do the best that we can.

      They tell the lie hoping to silence the critics who say one civilian casualty is too much, because they fail to realize that the civilian casualty cry is a smokescreen. If these folks were concerned about civilian casualties they would be cheering the US on in Iraq, because there will be no more mass graves, no more rape squads, no more prison torture chambers or prison biochemical laboratories, etc.

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    6. Re:Same old lies... by zora · · Score: 1
      It does not really matter, Someone much wiser than myself one said

      "The more tolerable you make war, the longer the people will tolerate it"

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    7. Re:Same old lies... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > the whole "pinpoint accuracy super weapon" thing is still a propaganda lie

      Wow, an insider who knows it doesn't work. Wait... I get it, you have no fucking clue and assume everything the government tells you is a lie. While they aren't always prone to telling the truth, you have no idea and are spreading FUD.

  55. Say again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1..2..3.. PROFIT!

  56. Gee, I feel better already by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 1

    it could avoid civilians while predetonating munitions miles away

    Those lucky civilians, not being killed by the evil death-ray. Pity about the shrapnel from the munitions, though.......

  57. Escalation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the US is escalating the arms race at an unprecented rate. I think our future will be a very scary place.

    1. Re:Escalation by pocopoco · · Score: 1

      As opposed to places like France and Russia who sold billions in arms to places like Iraq...and that after the Gulf War and restrictions like Food for Oil program were in place. They are just escalating arms proliferation which is perfectly all right?

      With even countries like that, who pretend to own the moral high ground, spreading arms it would be senseless for us Americans to stop developing counter measures. If we have to go to war and fight France sold arms, no reason we shouldn't make sure we can shoot the artillery shells down instead of taking them in stomach like we did this time around.

      Then we have North Korea threatening to sell nuclear weapons, should we really not develop a missile defense with psychos like that on the loose? You can go talk about "escalating the arms race" and feel happy, but I'm glad we are actually doing something about these problems which are going to get fixed by pretending to be nice people like France.

    2. Re:Escalation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should be "which aren't going to get fixed", gotta learn to use preview when writing empassioned national put downs.

  58. Laser 747 suddenly viable? by tjstork · · Score: 1



    Suddenly the 747 mounted laser for shooting down inbound missiles becomes viable. These guys are blowing through an inch of steel in 2 seconds, that means they ought to be able to blast through a missile skin much more quickly than that.

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  59. Fair play on the battlefield? by CracktownHts · · Score: 1
    With weapons like these (or the ones we already have), how can anyone hope to compete against the US on military terms? Small wonder that everyone and his ancestral brother is grabbing for nuclear weapons.

    Nukes are now practically the only kind of threat that give Uncle Sam pause before attacking pre-emptively. Look at Iraq vs. NK. I highly doubt we would have gone rushing boldly into Iraq had there truly been a WoMD threat.

    But then again, at least this gives us (US) the moral high ground when it comes to demanding "fair" play on the battlefield.

    1. Re:Fair play on the battlefield? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      But then again, at least this gives us (US) the moral high ground when it comes to demanding "fair" play on the battlefield.

      Recent (and past - hiroshima, nagasaki) events have shown that the US government just re-defines moral high-ground and then shouts "look over there a chicken!"

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    2. Re:Fair play on the battlefield? by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Come on. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were done before anyone really had a clue about what nukes do. Remember, back then they figured it was just a Really Big Bomb(tm).

      Part of the "moral high ground" comes from seeing the horror of what happened in H&N and trying to avoid it in the future.

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    3. Re:Fair play on the battlefield? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time a new weapon has been developed, people have thought "This is the end of war, with this we can win all battles."
      And every time it only takes a couple of years at the most before the other side has the same veapon.
      A laser-gun looks like a great weapon, until it's pointed at you.

    4. Re:Fair play on the battlefield? by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      We went into Iraq before the lunatic got Nukes. Set aside your hatred for America for a moment, if you can. Do you really like the idea of Saddam Hussein with a nuclear arsenal? Be honest, if you can.

      And let go of this pre-emptive crap. We told the guy what he had to do to avoid a conflict, and the U.N. agreed he didn't do it. So, the US is the bad guy because we had the cojones to do what the UN said should be done but wouldn't? Give it a rest.

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    5. Re:Fair play on the battlefield? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      No the side-effects of the bomb were known but under-played. The best minds of the time helped create it and they knew full well that it was not just a big bomb, the test and results before hiroshima confirmed it. After hiroshima they did it again knowing even more about it, and straight after that they continued mass over-ground testing for years.

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    6. Re:Fair play on the battlefield? by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Um... he had to cough up the WMDs to comply. Having the WMDs meant he hadn't complied >>> invasion. Not coughing up the WMDs meant he was lying >>> invasion. Plus, we had really good made-up evidence from Nigeria!

      Just a little reality check, b-dog. And I don't like the idea of anyone with nuclear weapons, let alone Saddam Hussein (who, even if he had them, didn't really have a delivery system, but that's probably a minor point). Regardless, the genie has got at least one appendage out of the bottle. India, Pakistan, Israel, and suppposedly North Korea. It seems like the best way to get the US to NOT invade you is to get some nukes, quick! (reference: W's sudden willingness to negotiate with North Korea. Isn't that what Clinton tried?)

      Realistically, why would any country, in light of current U.S. "cowboy diplomacy" actions, NOT pursue nuclear arms? And even if Jimmy Carter were running the show, you never know which direction the wind is going to blow in 4-8 years, so why not get some nukes just as an insurance policy?

      It was tough to not hate america for the past five minutes, but I think I pulled it off. Now, back to lighting a flag and burning a bible with it!

      PS Maybe the reason the U.N. didn't want to blow up Iraq is because the rest of the world isn't particularly interested in being in precisely the sort of quagmire we're in right now. Maybe they don't have an extra $87 billion lying around, or maybe their leaders aren't so cozy with the companies that will benefit from having to rebuild all the crap that got blown up. Either way, it wouldn't be the first time the UN guys sort of cough and mutter while we do the dirty work. But let's not forget that Roosevelt created the UN to advocate for US foreign policy around the globe.

    7. Re:Fair play on the battlefield? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really like the idea of Saddam Hussein with a nuclear arsenal? Be honest, if you can.

      Try asking Georgie to be honest.

      He didn't ask the American people to go to war to prevent Iraq from getting WMDs. He said they *had* WMDs and that they had had a direct causal relationship with 9/11/01. The latter is an outright lie. The former is being proved to be, at least, incorrect, if not a lie itself.

      Do you really like the idea of a President who lies to the country in order to achieve his aims?

      Hell, if he'd have had the balls to say why we really needed to go to Iraq, I would have supported him.

      I think it's funny as hell (read: pathetic and disturbing) that so many Rep.s get worked up because Clinton lied about getting a blowjob (something that strictly has to to with his personal life), but make up reasons that it's O.K. for G.W.B to lie to America and cause the DEATHS of loyal Americans. Hell, they wanted to *impeach* Clinton for that bj! For fun, look up "leading the country to war under false pretenses" and its relationship with "impeachable offense". You won't be happy. You probably won't be happy either to find that "getting a bj from someone besides your wife" won't be found near either of those items.

      Of course, I also have to mention the hypocricy of so many of the Right who bash Clinton for that bj when they've been married 2, 3, or more times, the cause of the divorce of which was their cheating on their spouse!

      Hell, I'll keep going. Do you really like the idea of innocent civilians being slaughtered by those who happen to have more money and weapons? I hope your honest in-your-heart answer is "yes" (and you deservedly go to Hell), or that you disagree with W's heartless "no nation building" campaign tactic. Of course, he *is* nation building now, and using the 'plight of the Iraqi people' as an excuse. It's fucking sickening is what it is. No fucking true principles at all, just abusing the circumstances to further their goals.

      -Tim, the AC Poster Child

    8. Re:Fair play on the battlefield? by mikelu · · Score: 1

      The Manhatten Project scientists actually started a petition to demonstrate the Bomb on an uninhabited island, but it was quashed by General Groves before it could gain momentum.

  60. Re:AWESOME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As well as the french and other assorted communist eurobitches.

  61. Don't worry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll be all over soon. Now hold still...

  62. What is this thing? Some kinda weapon? by PylonHead · · Score: 1

    BARNEY:
    What is this thing? Some kinda weapon?

    SCIENTIST:
    Put that down-it's a prototype.

    We hear Barney fire the Tau cannon. It blasts through the wall where the player is walking.

    BARNEY:
    Man! Why aren't we using it?

    SCIENTIST
    It's much too unpredictable. Don't let it overcharge!

    BARNEY:
    What do you mean, overcharge?

    There is an explosion and SCREAMS.

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  63. Re:another answer by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
    but wait the state department wouldnt do this, so you need a bunch of MIT students to pull the greatest hack every, taking out the old targeting chip and put a newer "more accurate" targeting chip in to allow said victorian to be hit with said laser, and fry said super extra large container of jiffy pop

    oh and the creator should be there in the control room to witness his house explode in buttery goodness for good measure

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  64. just like that movie.. by GreenCow · · Score: 1

    ever see real genius? sleath jets mounted with powerful lasers high in the sky could vaporize an individual without worrying about AA. a secret mission could eliminate someone from the earth without any evidence how.

    the para-noid in me (avoid the noid) thinks of a future where the protests against the increasingly military global state could find disappearing organizers as the increase of dissent gets threatening.

    1. Re:just like that movie.. by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Or.. we hope: disappearing leaders like Bush ;) i wouldnt mind pointing one of those things up his ass!

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  65. HEY!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i wish the US Armed forces and the US Government would keep a tight lid on this kind of technology and not let the press get hold of it, it is ideas like this that give the enemy ideas, i rather not even know about it and only read about it after it has been used in actual combat...

    loose lips sink ships...

  66. Pansie I am? by petermdodge · · Score: 1

    Am I such a pansy that I have a moral qualms about someone dying? If so, then please, call me a pansy all you like. Killing period is wrong, no matter how you rationalize it, for all the rationalizations I've heard are excuses and not reasons.

    Excuse me for being ethical and moral.

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    1. Re:Pansie I am? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me for being ethical and moral.

      BZZZTTT!! Wrong. What you meant to type was, "Excuse me for not having the courage to stand and fight when it's necessary."

    2. Re:Pansie I am? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      really? I guess i'm an unethical bastard because I would kill someone whom was going to harm my children.

      If I saw a guy walking around firing a weapon at houses, I'd try to kill him as well.

      I can think of many perfectly valid reason to kill someone.

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    3. Re:Pansie I am? by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      Killing period is wrong

      Gotta disagree with you there. Killing is not always wrong. It's always bad, but not always wrong. It is not wrong to kill in order to protect, if it is absolutely necessary***. People had to be killed in WWII to stop Hitler, in Yugoslavia to stop the ethnic cleansing there, and in several other cases. Self defense or the defense of loved ones is not morally wrong (once again, bad as in undesireable, but not wrong morally).

      Granted, these are all times when we killing is needed to stop more killing, but I would not say that the actions of the individuals who killed in those actions and others like them were wrong in the moral sense. Just the opposite, in fact.

      I'm only against the statement that killing is always wrong; you should avoid it whenever possible, but there are times when you have to, and that is not immoral.

      ***Commonly overlooked phrase. Please note the "absolutely necessary" in the sentence.

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  67. Pentagon armed? by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

    "...is ensuring that the Pentagon, inside of a decade, could be armed with a beam weapon"

    That'd look kind of cool, actually, with a big ID4-style beam weapon projecting from a huge five-sided building.

    Not terribly mobile, though.

  68. ...unless there is a mirror on the target. by skintigh2 · · Score: 1

    Wasn't that basically the conclusion of all the starwars laser crap: that it would all be made useless if the incoming ICMB was shiney?

  69. Actually, I thought about this... by MacFury · · Score: 1
    Whats to stop me put up a load of mirrors around the items I want to protect?

    First, it would attract alot of attention if you are trying to hide something...a shimmering metal object is easier to spot then a camoflauged one.

    However, I thought you could make a mirrored building or vehicle, then cover it with a fast melting/evaporating coating. The laser hits the coating, disipates it and then hits the mirrored surface.

    1. Re:Actually, I thought about this... by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Ooh. Please, yes, do that. Then we can drop the laser guided bomb right on to it, because I certainly assume you don't think we're going to scrap every other weapon in our arsenal once we get the laser working.

      This isn't Star Trek where they suddenly forgot all about nuclear weapons once they got a phaser up and running.

      Or, in the famous words of Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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    2. Re:Actually, I thought about this... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      >>This isn't Star Trek where they suddenly forgot all about nuclear weapons once they got a phaser up and running.

      I thought that nukes were obsoleted by the photon torpedo. I rememeber reading that somewhere.

      wbs.

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  70. DIY Version by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Soooooo where can i download plans for my own :)

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  71. Bob Yamamoto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely that name can't be right.

    I mean, it's close and all, but the wave motion cannon goes with the Yamato...

  72. Naw.. it couldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't there a weapon in StarCraft for the Terrans on their final ship, the really big one, called something to the effect of the Yamamoto gun that after charging up shot out a big nasty ray of energy?

    Kind of interesting neh?

  73. Too bad they're fazing out the Humvee... by cartzworth · · Score: 0

    ...and moving towards cheaper pick up truck-looking vehicles.

  74. We'd Throw Rocks, If Necessary by reallocate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Absent human intent and use, technology stays on the shelf. Getting on a moral high horse about new weaponry will not stop people from deciding to war on each other, It will only ensure that they use more primitivw weapons.

    War won't diappear if we're afraid to use new tools. People will throw rocks at each other if they have nothing else.

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    1. Re:We'd Throw Rocks, If Necessary by bigmammoth · · Score: 1

      by that logic lets fight with nucular weaopns why mess around.

    2. Re:We'd Throw Rocks, If Necessary by MulluskO · · Score: 2, Funny
      War won't diappear if we're afraid to use new tools. People will throw rocks at each other if they have nothing else.
      In other news, Darpa Presents New Asteroid Redirection Technology.
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    3. Re:We'd Throw Rocks, If Necessary by danro · · Score: 1

      War won't diappear if we're afraid to use new tools. People will throw rocks at each other if they have nothing else.

      True, but I think we would be better off if people had to fight out their differences with sharpened sea-shells on sticks.
      I prefer that to hydrogen bombs...

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    4. Re:We'd Throw Rocks, If Necessary by Bartmoss · · Score: 1

      Throwing rocks is a HELL of a lot better than carpet bombing or nuking cities.

    5. Re:We'd Throw Rocks, If Necessary by reallocate · · Score: 1

      You miss my point. Technology isn't the problem. Our desire to war on each other is. The only thing that keeps us from war is fear of loss.

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    6. Re:We'd Throw Rocks, If Necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that were 100% true, the muslim world would smoke during the day, and glow during the night.

    7. Re:We'd Throw Rocks, If Necessary by Bartmoss · · Score: 1

      Ah, the old theory of making war so horrible nobody will want to wage ware. That only the fear of massive loss will result in a peaceful world. Well my young padawan, that is simply not a truth in the world. People wage war anyway. Not only that, there are those that relish in causing pain and havoc. Sure, it's an "us versus them" mentality, but does it make it any better? War is only waged when the opponent is killed. But I am telling you: Those "bad guys" are human beings with families too.

      No, the only thing that keeps us from war is a conscience, moral thinking, ethics, you name it. We do not need new weapons to demostrate how truely horrible war is, we need to slap the idiots who think that wars are a good idea until they realize how dumb that "good idea" really is.

    8. Re:We'd Throw Rocks, If Necessary by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Getting on a moral high horse about new weaponry will not stop people from deciding to war on each other, It will only ensure that they use more primitivw weapons.

      Interestingly, the inventor of the machine gun thought it would provide an end to war, because of it's destructive power.

    9. Re:We'd Throw Rocks, If Necessary by reallocate · · Score: 1

      >> ...only the fear of massive loss will result in a peaceful world...

      Not quite what I said. The fear of loss -- defeat -- keeps people from waging war, but, once convinced that they won't lose, we wage war with abandon. That's why nuclear weapons prevented full-scale war between the Soviets and the U.S. during the Cold War -- both sides believed that even a victorious use of nuclear weapons would result in losses on their own side equivalent to defeat.

      Morality doesn't stand much of a chance in preventing war. Humans are rather adept at shifting their morality to fit their own desires.

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  75. Re:another answer by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    And don't forget the pesky dog!

  76. GRAVITY DOES NOT MATTER GENIUS! by Moblaster · · Score: 0

    The visual line of sight to the target is bent by gravity (in both directions) just as the laser beam going to it is. In both cases, you are following a symmetrical geodesic. Just POINT AND SHOOT, BUCKO!

  77. Wrong! by s20451 · · Score: 2, Informative

    "No coherent plan" to use lasers in warfare?

    Wrong, the DOD already uses laser rangefinders, laser-guided bombs, ring-laser gyros in submarines ...

    Most likely they mean use of lasers as weapons, and it would be nice if it stayed that way. The inventor of the laser was recently quoted as saying that in spite of seeming like a death ray, he was unaware of any instance in which a laser had directly killed anyone, even by accident.

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    1. Re:Wrong! by BooRadley · · Score: 1
      ring-laser gyros in submarines



      They've been using ring laser gyos in pretty much anything that uses inertial navigation for a while now. Most commercial and military planes have an inertial nav system, updated with ground waypoints, as well as GPS and Loran systems. It's a pretty good way of finding your way around in the event of systems failure (which of course never happens....)

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    2. Re:Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The inventor doesn't read much, then. Laser weapons have reportedly been used in recent years to blind enemy pilots... and these pilots were involved in fatal crashes because of it.

    3. Re:Wrong! by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      I Think what he was refering to was no one has ever been killed from JUST being hit by a laser. Those pilotes where killed because their planes crashed, DUE TO being blinded by a laser.

      But has anyone been killed by let say haveing a hole burned thru their heart by a laser?

    4. Re:Wrong! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The US Military has "prototypes" of multiple megawatt chemical lasers (I seem to recall 2MW or so) which can be mounted along the axis of a large airplane, such as a cargo jet or a bomber. Mixing the compounds causes the mixture to lase. In other words, we already have a laser weapon capable of burning big holes in people. While they might not have any actual plans to use them to burn people up, I'd assume they'll consider the possibility every time an assassination comes up...

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  78. War in 2080 by hengist · · Score: 2, Funny

    "There goes the supertechnological soldier, staggering forward to wreak destruction on anyone he can entice within range. Meanwhile, the despicable enemy has opened fire with an old-fashioned but extremely efficient sub-machine gun."

    Wish I could remember who wrote that book.

  79. I don't see why the US has a monopoly on lasers. by ahfoo · · Score: 1

    If we're talking about the solid state lasers, which the article emphaisized, then you'd think that countries big in semiconductor manufacturing would be following close behind. The technology for growing big synthetic lasing crystals is very similar to that used to create silicon for chips. As far as that goes, I've read that China's chip fabs are unusual in that some of them have their furnaces in the same compounds as the fabs.
    Sure, most of China's fabs were laid out by european contractors, but that's where the technology is now.
    And didn't we just read not too long ago about all these advances in the production of massive synthetic diamonds that originated in Russia.
    I don't find this synthetic crystal monopoly theory too convincing.
    Well, let's just hope they all get used for fission power or mining or manufacturing instead of frying innocent civilians in ultra high power long range "surgical strikes."

  80. This is God, Kent. by Chromal · · Score: 1

    And you've been a very naughty boy...

    Seriously, though, this is playing out almost exactly like the geek movie classic, Real Genius. Except I doubt this particular weapons program will wind up being scrapped...

  81. Why more weapons?? by heavyVoid · · Score: 1

    I just don't understand why US needs more weapons?!?

    Maybe this laser thing is just a stupid thing that won't work. But what I'm concerned with is the attitude you USA people have.. you are in a desperate run to destroy the world one way or another.

    You are the people that want to rule the world, but to me you are just a bunch of guns_loving_freaks. You are like monkeys with razors. Hope one day you can mind just your business and be just_another_normal_country.

    Your society and economy are based on selfishness, fear, competition and hate. Worst of all, you are trying hard to impose your ways to others.

    go on and all you will get is hate and discrimination, you USA bastards killing everithin that moves or scares you,
    hope you shoot in the foot soon...

    1. Re:Why more weapons?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More accurate weapons, actually. We'd get rid of the old ones and replace them with new ones. That way we don't accidentally shoot your mother when we're really targeting you for your anti-American sentiments.

    2. Re:Why more weapons?? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      free speach mister!

      or is the usa model copying soviet russia and commy china?

      remember moron, WE ARENT anti-american, we are ANTI-USAGOVERNMENT!!!!! two different things

      The government no longer is run by the people for the people, its run by corporates for the corporates, with a few crumbs left over for the plebs.

      Remember, our so called, 'large scale' democracy is still young and experimental. It perhaps has a maximum size per 'state' and needs to be scaled down to lots of smaller unique self controlled states. 200 years is nothing comparade to the last 7000.

      It doesnt take 300million to make a good society.

      Civilization is still learning/morphing... we shall see where it goes, before it might destroy it self through greed/power hungry prix.

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  82. Warfare? by euxneks · · Score: 1

    Sounds more like Wlefare at the speed of light How much is this going to cost the government now?

    All in the name of eliminating Terrorism I assume. Man what a cash-cow.

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  83. Now Taking Preorders by the+darn · · Score: 1

    for the 2015 H2 with heated leather seats, premium stereo, and optional TrafficBlaster commute-acceleration device...

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  84. Exactly right by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well one of the labs in the running is actually developing them for use in fusion, this is a side effect kinda thing, and the military paying for the weapon would help fund the research side of things. NOthing pushed forward technology like military spending

    Whether we like it or not, the US spends as much on defense as the next 10-15 countries combined. Many R&D innovations start off as defense-related technologies and only later get applied to civilian problems. That's because our government is much more likely to fund research that has military uses. Other countries (e.g., Japan, Germany) are more likely to help corporations with their R&D project. Not the US.

    GMD

    1. Re:Exactly right by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Very true, because they know the US will be there to pull their bacon out of the fire with it's military technology.

      The world is full of bad guys (and we are not them, as much as that might offend your little agenda), and they leave us alone because they know we can kick the crap out of them.

      The problem is, we've portrayed a weakness. We showed in Somalia, that if you bleed us too much, we whimper and run away. So that's the strategy in Iraq right now.

      Heck, that was Saddam's strategy at the beginning of the Gulf war. He thought if he could send 20,000 American body bags home, he would force the US to the negotiating table. He's hoping the same thing right now, and the media and the slashdot crowd are so ready to bolt it's pathetic.

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    2. Re:Exactly right by zoloto · · Score: 1

      It's bad that somolia is used as an example. their chopper went down. they fought to survive and took out hundereds of them vs' a small squad of our military.

      sorry about that. we pulled because of the liberal attitude in the U.S.A. about our men getting killed. They went down as a result of an attack/accident (correct me if I'm wrong, I don't remember) and quite frankly I'm sure the cost of their lives being taken because in my experience, it's like taking candy from a baby... and THAT image wouldn't have looked good on TV despite what others say.

      I think we pulled b/c of that reason and just b/c it coincided with the unpopularity our citizens had was purely circumstantial

    3. Re:Exactly right by bravehamster · · Score: 1

      You do know that the US has treaties with Japan to provide for their defense? That's why we have so many bases there. In turn, the Japanese are not allowed to rebuild their military. It was one of the major provisions of their surrender following World War II. The Japanese don't *need* to spend anything on military research. The US is footing the bill. That's the major reason Japan became an economic powerhouse during the Cold War. The same applies to Germany, although to a much lesser extent due to the Cold War and the US rearming Germany to prevent Soviet expansion. Germany and Japan are not the way they are now because they're peace loving hippies and anti-military. They were beaten into it. It's never as simple as black and white.

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    4. Re:Exactly right by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Not quite. I'm pretty sure the only thing still keeping them from building up a military is their constitution, (which we wrote for them, admittedly) and the "no wars allowed" clause thereof. That's what the Treaty of San Francisco was for, it gave them back full sovereignty. And besides, right now, Japan's defense budget is right behind us, Russia, and France. I don't think that implies any prohibition against military buildups. We do have protection treaties, but we've got those with everybody with a McDonald's.

      It's not that the two of them are peace-loving either, it's just that they have the same attitude as everybody else: it's not worth the trouble to spend 60 goddamn percent of your time on weaponry. For us, it could be, but for Germany, it's way easier to just wait a decade while whatever the US army's come up with leaks down the line to the Volkswagen engineering department. If you're not going to beat the US, there's no point.

    5. Re:Exactly right by nfk · · Score: 1

      That's true, and Japan has been meaning to change the constitution to have an army again.

    6. Re:Exactly right by pmz · · Score: 1


      Why is Jared from Subway a celebrity and this kid [jedimaster.net] isn't?

      Because Jared was brave enough to consume several hundred pounds of lunch meat in his quest for fame.

    7. Re:Exactly right by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      Actually, the Japanese have the highest-quality military in the Far East. You don't hear much about it, since typically it stays quiet, doesn't deploy overseas, and has the ill-fitting name of "Self-Defense Force". But don't doubt them for a second, they're very powerful, and a force to be reckoned with.

      When the time comes for Japan to renounce its U.S.-crafted constitution, Japan will again have great influence throughout the Pacific, and it's very likely that that influence will conflict with that of its neighbors.

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  85. Does america really need more weapons? Ok! Who's gonna say something like "Yeah, sure we do!"

    1. Re:WHY? by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1

      I'll be the first. "yeah sure we do!" If we don't do it somebody else will, like China for example.

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    2. Re:WHY? by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      how about we wait until china has about 1 hundreth of the military strength of the us, before we start being affraid of them.

      or better, yet we could stop trading them if we were truly affraid of them. I cannot believe the us government considers china a threat to us security. Threats to us security do not have a most favoured trading nation status.

    3. Re:WHY? by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      It's about dependency. Make your enemy dependent on you, and he dare not attack you, but it's a dangerous game, because trading with your enemy makes your enemy more powerful, and soon he will not feel dependent on you.

      And only a fool stops running a race just because he's far ahead of his opponents.

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  86. In related news... by i)ave · · Score: 1

    Those mirrored sunglasses from the '80s will be making a fashion comeback by 2013.. This according to state run: DMZ Outfitters of North Korea.

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  87. Ummm, how fast is a Mach? by kegger64 · · Score: 1

    From the article, "Lasers race to target at roughly Mach 860,000."

    AFAIK, Mach 1 is slightly more than one meter per second.

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    1. Re:Ummm, how fast is a Mach? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mach is variable... depends on altitude. Article is very wrong to use it this way.

    2. Re:Ummm, how fast is a Mach? by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      around 300 m/s at sea level, i think.

  88. Re:another answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean Caltech, not MIT, right?
    [It was "Pacific Tech" after all]

  89. A Weapon of Mass Refraction by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

    No less!

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    1. Re:A Weapon of Mass Refraction by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      In a separate statement, a Pentagon spokesperson said that the device would also have a beneficial, non-agressive use for the removal of cateracts. "Imagine scheduling the mass eradication of cateracts on a regional basis by asking the inhabitants of a certain area to look skyward at a fixed point, at a certain time as our 'bird' flew over. After a few short bursts of intense, but directed energy, and the subsequent insertion of pre-distributed plastic corneas, we could cover an area the size of India in just over a week. I can neither confirm or deny that we are also planning to schedule the removal of moles, melanomas and unwanted tattoos."

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  90. How useful is this? by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    "HAHA! Your hundred million dollar laser is no match for my tinfoil Captain Universe outfit."

    Though it'd be funny to see all our enemies running around in shiny foil suits like the ones seen the old sci-fi tv shows.

    1. Re:How useful is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "HAHA! Your hundred million dollar laser is no match for my tinfoil Captain Universe outfit."

      Or boxcutters. Gotta love low-tech.

  91. A sheep once raped me with its eyes... by UltimaL337Star · · Score: 0

    In other news word is out that Duke Nukem Whenever will include a new BFG like weapon that attacks and distracts enemies at the speed of light. It is powered by bandwith and is called Pr0n.

  92. But what if the enemy.... by vor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Holds up a mirror?

  93. Re:another answer by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

    yeah but it was really a mix of the two since MIT students would pull a hack that big

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  94. selling it by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
    "If we had them today, they'd be at the former Saddam Hussein International Airport, making sure no one gets off a shoulder-launched missile at an aircraft," said Mike Campbell, a laser expert at General Atomics in San Diego.

    Sure. In the same way that checking drivers licenses at the airport will stop bad guys from boarding planes. No hype here, just good old facts.

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  95. Humvees? by GearheadX · · Score: 1

    Bah!

    I won't be impressed until they can mount them on sharks!

  96. includes small crappy picture by ls+-lR · · Score: 1

    The submitter of this story linked to the printer-friendly version of the article, which I suppose is a good thing to do in general. There was, however, a small and rather crappy picture that was included in the original version.

  97. same old by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

    every couple of months slashdot runs a story that says lasers will be seen in the military in a very short time. This has been happening for several years now.

    Of course thats only slashdot. If you count star wars (not the fictional movies, but the fictional defense system), lasers have been on the virge of becoming a great weapon for about twenty years now. I.E. they have been in a state of vaporware for a period almost long enough to rival that of artificial intelligense.

    Of course, if you look at star wars (or sdi, as its official name was) you will very quickly understand why lasers are being touted today. Some companies developed high powered lasers for the now defunct starwars program, made a lot of money, and now would like to continue to make money based on the same technology. So they are urgently seeking a new use for lasers.

    SDI cost 30 bn before it was abandoned. It is a lot of money especially back then. The whole system was expected to cost up to 1 trillion.

    Now there is a new anti ballistic missile system being developed, (which is also costing many billions of dollars and has very doubtful usefullnes) but the new system is based entirely on missiles, so the lazer developers must feel left out.

    Subsequently you get a lot of slashdot stories about hiow exciting lasers are, etc.

  98. Inside of an hour, any enemy wanting to defeat by blair1q · · Score: 1

    this technology can go to the grocery store, buy a roll of aluminum foil, and wrap their "munitions" in death-beam deflecting reflector material.

    1. Re:Inside of an hour, any enemy wanting to defeat by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      At which point they've so totally fucked up the aerodynamics that their munitions are useless.

      Also, sustained shot. Burns away the foil (remember, aluminum melts at 660C), and then you've got burn-through into the munition proper.

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    2. Re:Inside of an hour, any enemy wanting to defeat by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Oh, it's even better than that Aluminum IGNITES when you get it hot enough. Folks old enough to remember the Faulklands war will remember those burning aluminum British aircraft carriers...

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  99. Why Humvees?? by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 1

    perhaps someday even being mounted on Humvees


    If by "humvees" you mean sharks...then I approve.
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  100. Mod points and nothing to us them on!! by BerntB · · Score: 1
    Highpowered lasers have a wonderful application -- laser launch. With a bit of luck, those projects will start up again.

    I went through the thread with hot mod points, looking for a comment mentioning the one thing as cool as the Orion project and the /. standard story beanstalks.

    Relax, people, military research is good! :-)

    (-: But to actually build lots of the military stuff are usually a waste, though. :-)

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  101. May I? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our laser-gun toting, missile defending, underground-bunker cutting, popcorn popping overlords.

  102. The crossbow project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [narrator] The crossbow project. The best defense is a good offense.
    [Miltary guy] Now all we have to do is build it!

    There are 137 posts right now about this, and NONE of them make the obvious quote REAL GENIUS yet?

  103. Give a military man a hammer.. by annisette · · Score: 1

    and he will...wait is that a laser, I want a laser, Give a military man a laser and he will...wait is that a black enameled human energy sucker, I want a black enameled human energy sucker..not much more to say except a lot of etceteras.//"This song starts out kinda slow then fizzles alltogether" Neil Young

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  104. You're believing press releases again by HiThere · · Score: 1

    The last time this kind of thing came up it was about lasers mounted on fighter planes, and they came up with the same PR claims. A bit of analysis by those not 0wn3d by the War Department came up with "expect large numbers of civilians in the adjacent area" (within a couple of miles, if I remember correctly) "to end up permanently blinded". That's a paraphrase, as I don't remember the exact assessment. The upshot was that it wasn't against international law because it wasn't intended to cause widespread injuries among non-compatants. That it would do so was just an unfortunate fact, that it was reasonable for press releases to gloss over.

    Even without detailed analysis, I expect the same thing is true about this. E.g., one of the points was that shiny pieces of metal in the neighborhood could be expected to reflect the weapon with reasonable efficiency to impact non-targeted individuals. Things like cars, metal fences, etc. So even assuming perfect targeting (which almost everone found too big a lump to swallow) you don't get the kind of restricted focus that is claimed, as it takes a lot more to hurt a soldier in protective glasses than in unsuspecting child. And there would be essentially no warning (unless, of course, you had access to a radar warning system ... though perhaps that wouldn't help with this system.)

    The upshot is that armies are a lot more interested in having effective weapons than in having weapons that won't hurt people you don't intend to hurt. So they tend to gloss over inadequacies in the second part to get things that they want in the first part. And treaties are written to allow powerful governments to avoid them when they desire to. (And to claim that they are coerced by them, when that's what they prefer.)

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  105. eye... captin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I, for one, welcome our new beam weapon wielding masters...

  106. Compatibility by Teddyman · · Score: 1

    But... is it compatible with my orbiting brain-lasers?

  107. Avoiding friendly fire and civilian casualties? by hayden · · Score: 1

    Not so long as American soldiers use them it wont.

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  108. They'll only succeed if they focus.. by Nathan+Ramella · · Score: 1
    GET IT?

    -n

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  109. Medical research vs Military research by hotwheel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When will we stop spending R&D money on weapons and start spending on disease control, and quality of LIFE programs? I know of a half million people with spinal cord injuries who would gladly forgo laser-based weaponry so they might forgo the use of a wheelchair. Does anyone have budgetary numbers reflecting the spending variances between medical and military R&D in the public sector / private sector?

  110. double-edged sword by falsification · · Score: 1
    This is a double-edged sword. From the article:
    And when he sends his UAVs (unmanned aerial vehicles) up -- and they're hard targets to kill -- I can take them out.
    Hook up an advanced laser weapon to advanced radar and you have the ultimate anti-aircraft weapon. If the US develops laser weapons, other countries can, too.

    If other countries get these weapons, air power--the US's strongest military advantage--may become much less important. Lasers can shoot our planes out of the sky. Overall, laser weapons may reduce US power, not increase it.

    That said, it may temporarily help the US to develop these weapons, as there will be a period of time before other countries get them. After that, however, these weapons will probably bite the US in the ass.

  111. You can settle for this if you want... by sakeneko · · Score: 1
    perhaps someday even being mounted on Humvees."

    ...but I'm holding out for the Starship Enterprise.

  112. perhaps someday even being mounted on Humvee by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

    I would prefer that the weapon be used to target the civilian use of Humee's

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  113. Shouldn't it be... by K-Man · · Score: 1

    Warfare at the Speed of Thought?

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  114. Ownage, but... by DSLAMngu · · Score: 0

    This is probably the wrong direction to go in. We could have all the fancy, awesome weapons out of every sci-fi novel and movie, but it would appear that big, expensive weapons, surgical as they may be, might be going by the wayside. Just take a look at Iraq. I was ecstatic when I saw all of my parents' tax dollars going into weapon systems that proved to be wildly successful in the war at large. However, I am now extremely frustrated that all of our fantastic technology can't protect our boys from suicide bombers or simple ambushes with ak's and rpg's. Somebody out there must be noticing how we can't even put Iraq under control. Lasers do nothing for me now; we need innovation. Serve me up a /. article about miraculous tactics that beat the t's at their own game, and I'll be satisfied. Roger that, enemy down. Counter-Terrorists Win.

  115. Obligatory Real Genius Quote by serutan · · Score: 1

    Yamamoto is a veteran builder of lasers and atom smashers... He expects to beat 25 kilowatts by Christmas and double it early next year.

    Chris Knight: "Just what is it you want, Jerry?"
    Jerry Hathaway: "I want 5 megawatts by mid-May."
    Chris Knight: "Jerry, and I'm only saying this because I care, there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market now that are just as tasty as the real thing."

    If Yamamoto doubles his output every 3 months he *will* get 5 megawatts by Christmas 2 years from now. Holy Crap!

  116. what if we put a giant laser on the moon? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    we could then turn the moon into a "death star"... but i digress.

    if a laser was fired from the moon at a target on the Earth, wouldn't gravity warp the "la-ser's" beam?

    1. Re:what if we put a giant laser on the moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope, although the earth is large enough to bend light, firing directly at the earth would pose little problem, however if you shot at something that was beyond the earth, yet at such an angle that the beam would pass near the earh you'd probably get a slight bend, but most likely it would be inconsequential unless shooting very long distances, furthermore the amount of bend would vary with the beams proximity to earth, its kinda like trying to change the course of a bullet by blowing on it, physics say you'll have an effect, but it wont make any difference

  117. Here's the quote by JoshRoss · · Score: 1

    Looks at the facts: Very high power. Portable. Limited firing time. Unlimited range. All you'd need is a big spinning mirror and you could vaporize a human target from space.

  118. Murderer = mindless ape. by StarFace · · Score: 1

    BZZZTTT!! Wrong. What you meant to type was, ""

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    1. Re:Murderer = mindless ape. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OHHHH!!! So killing to protect one's family, property, or in the line of duty, as sworn in an oath to protect the ideals, morals, and principles of a country is wrong. My bad.

      Don't worry. There will always be those of us willing to stand up and fight for those of you.

    2. Re:Murderer = mindless ape. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is all murder. People like to call it other things like "my sworn duty" to make themselves feel okay about it. The problem is all of the things you mentioned are isolated philosophically. What if you were sworn into an army that turned out to be an arm of tyranny? You were told you were doing the right thing, but you actually were not. Right or wrong?

    3. Re:Murderer = mindless ape. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One is also duty-bound to disobey unlawful orders.

      And addressing the other statements (personal safety, loved ones' safety, protection of personal property)?

  119. Cal-ee-fornia by The+Monster · · Score: 1
    Won't be long before this thing is pointed at *us*.
    Obviously, you don't grasp the significance of this research being done in Cal-ee-fornia. Once Ahnold takes office as Govahnatah, the plan can proceed without interference from weak humans.
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  120. Grandpa Simpson and Professor Frink by digitaltraveller · · Score: 1

    What the hell is that?"
    "Why, it's a death ray, my good man! Behold!"
    "Hey! Feels warm. Kind of nice."
    "Well, it's just a prototype. With proper funding, I'm confident this little baby could destroy an area the size of New York City!"
    "But I wanna help people, not kill them!"
    "Oh. Oh, well, to be honest - the death ray only has evil applications."

  121. Michael Crichton predicted this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is similar to the discussion about synthetic diamonds we had a while back. Now we're at the next stage in Congo: applying the doped diamonds to our high-tech laser weapons so as to figh the next world war. My only concern is that the gray apes haven't shown themselves yet; they're bound to appear at any moment. Run!

  122. Darth Vader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Impressive...

    </darth-vader-voice>

  123. Lasers, eh? by RayBender · · Score: 1
    near-instantaneous, gravity-free and truly surgical, focusing to such hair-splitting accuracy that it could avoid civilians while predetonating munitions miles away - perhaps someday even being mounted on Humvees.

    Unfortunately, a laser can scatter off of almost any surface and blind people at distances of miles. It's impossible to predict which way the scatter may go, so we're talking about the likelihood of blinding civilians...

    It is against the Geneva convention to use weapons that intentionally or predominantly blind adversaries; so use of this may well be a war crime. Not that we've cared much about leglities recently...

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    1. Re:Lasers, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is against the Geneva convention to use weapons that intentionally or predominantly blind adversaries;

      You forget. This is the US we're talking about here.

  124. Another step to laser-launch by Jonathan+Burns · · Score: 1

    It seems to be the pumping efficiency that's the advance.

    Good. Scale this up or just replicate it a couple of thousand times, and there's our launch base, capable of pipelining a 25-50 kg package into orbit once per 10 minutes.

    For extra points, the article might have included some physical measurements and a power comparison with gas lasers, which I believe are around 10 megawatts.

    A taste of the discussion from a few years back, which did mention that diode-pumped solid-state lasers were coming on:

    Here

    Goodwill

  125. Hmmm... conspiracy theory anyone? by mikera · · Score: 1

    The obvious solution to that technical hitch is to publicly cancel your starwars laser project but carry on building it in secret with the hope that your opponents will not bother to paint their missiles a nice shiny colour.

    Would only work once, but the short term advantage might be decisive.

    1. Re:Hmmm... conspiracy theory anyone? by sexylicious · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter if something is shiny or not. There are no materials which can withstand the energy per unit area put on them by the world's most powerful lasers.

      Your mirrors would only work so long as the mirror materials didn't ablate or boil off. ;)

    2. Re:Hmmm... conspiracy theory anyone? by skintigh2 · · Score: 1

      So, then according to you there is no way to aim a laser weapon at it's target as the mirrors would melt?

    3. Re:Hmmm... conspiracy theory anyone? by sexylicious · · Score: 1

      No. According to physics if you dump a LOT of energy onto something (as a LASER does), then that energy has to go somewhere.

      You dump more energy into something than it can be dissipated away and that something succumbs to the energy input.

      Mirrors are not perfect; any mirror absorbs some of the energy that it reflects. It's a fact of EM physics.

  126. Rumor has it.. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    ... that during preparations f through g were going to be called the Alan Parsens project. However, due to the unprecedented success of the latest project, they've decided just to call it Preparation H.

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  127. not bad, but by forgotmypassword · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's because you are correlating timing between objects with different frames of reference.

    2 things: relativity of simultaneity and moving targets

    Any gravitational affects on the weapon beam would have affected the light coming from the target in the same fashion.

    only if they are the same path (still object) and the same frequency (index of refraction is wavelength dependent)

  128. I saw this on an anime by queen+of+everything · · Score: 1

    Last night I was watching an anime with the same type "tool" in it. Of course its inevitable for life to imitate art...Next come the mechs.. ultimate gaming

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  129. Yay. The DoD has another way to fuck the world up. by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
    ...focusing to such hair-splitting accuracy that it could avoid civilians while predetonating munitions miles away.

    Oh, what fun. I'm so excited. What a great new leap forward, blah blah blah.

    How you can be blinded by one of these things. More. Still more with a pic of a laser cannon.

    I'm sure you folks can find more.

    As you may recall, this same line about precision and avoiding civilian casualties was in vogue when laser- or GSM-guided munitions were deployed by the US. While there has been a remarkable decrease in collateral damage thanks to these new guidance systems, the same may not be true with regards to laser weapons. If they blast a building with it, and Joe Bozo happens to be looking in that direction from a relatively close distance, he may be blinded or even receive severe burns. I recall a discussion on /. not long ago about a 100,000 watt airborne laser weapon with some discussion of this, but was not able to find the original article. Will this revert the historical trend towards lower collateral damage?

    Does anyone in a position of responsibility even give a flying fuck?

  130. GSM - GPS by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I meant GPS, not GSM.

  131. And bullets don't reflect? by zCyl · · Score: 4, Funny

    you are constantly at risk of the laser beam bouncing back and obliterating you.

    If you stand next to a solid surface, like a tank, and fire a conventional automatic weapon at it, you had better be wearing some serious bullet proof armor.

    The main problem is that any reflecting surface can act as a mirror

    Mirrors do a great job of reflecting low power light. Put a sufficiently high powered pulse laser on the scene, and the behavior of reflective surfaces becomes "non-linear" in the sense that it will simply burn through them.

    and turned the h20 into h202 which is deadly hydrogen peroxide

    Which is regularly used as a mouth wash, and easily noticeable because it tastes like crap and fizzes in your mouth.

    1. Re:And bullets don't reflect? by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1


      Which is regularly used as a mouth wash, and easily noticeable because it tastes like crap and fizzes in your mouth.


      Right. That's at something like 1% or less concentration. Pure H2O2 strips skin off your flesh with the best of powerful acids.

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    2. Re:And bullets don't reflect? by pmz · · Score: 1

      Which is regularly used as a mouth wash

      At 3% concentration it is an antiseptic for basic infections.

      At 98% concentration you'd probably need dentures and plastic surgery to replace your jaw.

      As with all things: use in moderation.

    3. Re:And bullets don't reflect? by Felis+Rex · · Score: 1

      If I recall correctly, pure (or even highly concentrated) H2O2 is unstable, and thus becomes explosive...

      Is it just possible that the laser turned the puddle into highly enough conentrated hydrogen peroxide to cause it to explode?

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    4. Re:And bullets don't reflect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you stand next to a solid surface, like a tank, and fire a conventional automatic weapon at it, you had better be wearing some serious bullet proof armor. Right, but with a laser, the worry is that something will come in the way after you decide to fire.

      If you're firing a machine gun at a distant target, the chance of something which can reflect the bullets back coming in the way, after you've started, is very low. What's going to happen, a tank falls out of the sky?

      With a laser weapon, the object which can reflect the weapon back at the operator does not need to be heavy, nor is it hurt by the laser in reflecting. Flying glass could do it. A speeding, shiny car could do it. Even if you don't reflect it back at yourself, you could hit something shiny and destroy entirely the wrong thing, whereas with a bullet a great deal of the energy is lost in initial impact.

  132. mine sweeper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, this would be great for clearing minefields, a'la Mr Bond. Where are my cool shades?

  133. Yes, that is what I want by nicotinix · · Score: 1

    a weapon like that in the hands of people who try to throw bombs on Iraq and hit Turkey and Iran.

    1. Re:Yes, that is what I want by RichardY · · Score: 1
      "When you develop the capability to track, target and destroy something in a second, then the temptation to remove humans from the decision cycle becomes very great," said Loren Thompson, chief operating officer at the Lexington Institute, an Arlington, Va.-based defense think tank.

      I can see the benefit here...Take the American military out of the dicision making process...and save the lives of UN soldiers during "friendly fire" incidents.

  134. When one button can kill anyone in the world. by Yoshitoshi_ABe · · Score: 0

    Who will control that button? I don't like war technologies, I think we should be trying to abolish war, we are already 100 years ahead of most countries in terms of technology, why do we need to continue this insane military spending unless its spending to actually control us American's ? I mean I worry about terrorists but not so much that I think we need to destroy our own freedoms to defend ourselves from it, I dont think we need to get into another coldwar.

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    1. Re:When one button can kill anyone in the world. by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      If you think about it, the only way to "abolish war" is peace through superiority. Nobody will directly confront an obviously superior opponent. That's why terrorist nations have to do all this sneaking around. You can't just come on tv & announce everyone must play nice because it's a new law. Getting into another coldwar? The cold war was a race for technology. You're saying we shouldn't stay ahead of the curve when the effect of us not staying ahead would lead to that very thing. I'm not even going to comment on things like laser weapons and other new technologies aimed at being used to control us Americans...that's just silly. Do you really think they're making new million dollar laser weapons to control you? I would be just as responsive to a knife held to me as I would a laser weapon. Actually...I'd probably laugh at the laser weapon if he said "freeze, or I'll vaporize you with my laser beam.".

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    2. Re:When one button can kill anyone in the world. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      If you think about it, the only way to "abolish war" is peace through superiority. Nobody will directly confront an obviously superior opponent.

      I would advise the military of all nuclear-capable countries, other than US, to once in a year nuke a city where the person, who made the most recent statement of this kind, resides, until everyone gets the idea. You know, to show how wrong they are.

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  135. Doesnt any of this scare you people? by Yoshitoshi_ABe · · Score: 0

    Why do we want our government to be so big and so power? Don't you worry that the government can become so big and so out of control that it could enslave us all and we can do nothing?

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    1. Re:Doesnt any of this scare you people? by danbeck · · Score: 1

      No, I worry about other governments becoming so big and out of control that they are a threat to our way of life. I say, give me my laser weilding goverment over any other in the world.

    2. Re:Doesnt any of this scare you people? by Yoshitoshi_ABe · · Score: 0

      Governments are governments, whats your point.

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  136. "We're anxious to get out there and do something." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it sounds like he's an excited state, after making that quantum leap.

    I bet that he just can't wait to get out there and emit a photon!

    And all his buddies feel the same way too!

  137. range evaluation of Laser Weapons by jonniesmokes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From my internet research of high energy lasers, it appears that the longest range that a laser will have in the forseable future is 6 miles through the atmosphere. In space a laser can go forever, but in the air thermal blooming, atmostpheric turbulence and normal attenuation make it impossible to blast things farther.

    Thermal blooming is a big problem. A laser heats up the atmosphere around it which causes the index of refraction of the air to change which changes the direction and focus of the beam. And this is a non-linear chaotic system. You can't aim a beam a long way through the atmosphere. So that mean you can't use laser beams to shoot down incoming missiles unless you station the laser really close to the targets. And even if you do that, you can only start shooting when the missile is within 6 miles or so of the target. And even then if its bad weather - no go.

    Laser weapons have some fundamental physics problems to overcome. It would be good if the US goverment told the tax payers about this before spending tons of money on them.

    1. Re:range evaluation of Laser Weapons by Sinical · · Score: 1

      Not correct.

      For the record, the ABL (AirBorne Laser) is looking at a range on the order of 100 miles. I believe their current system uses 3 lasers.

      1) For measuring atmospheric conditions along the firing vector: used to modulate the "death" beam. This can also measure thermal blooming effects and try to compensate (adaptive optics).

      2) One beam to paint the target or something. I forget.

      3) Beam-o'-death. For making things go boom.

      Also: ABL is flying around, so thermal blooming is not a huge problem, since you fly past the air you just super-heated.

      Also: ABL flies pretty high (35k-40k feet, I think), so atmospheric effects aren't as problematic.

  138. No such thing as "gravity-free" by jtauber · · Score: 2, Informative

    As the general theory of relativty predicted (confirmed by numerous observations), even light is not free from the effects of the curvature of spacetime.

    So this beam weapon can't be "gravity-free"!

  139. Sure and star-wars nuke defense works right ? by j_dot_bomb · · Score: 1

    Whats different between this and getting a nuke shield working ? How many years have they been working on that ?

    1. Re:Sure and star-wars nuke defense works right ? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      In 10 years, other nations (and perhaps terrorists) will have suitcase sized nukes that could be smuggled in. You can't phaser something if you don't know it exists until after if goes off. Terrorism is the new weapon against "superpowers" because it is the only thing that is effective against one.

      We are still spending gagillions fighting the "last" (prior) war.

  140. Livermore = DoE by vuvdna · · Score: 1

    The researchers are at LLNL, a Department of Energy lab. They probably do have funding from DOD, but don't work there.

  141. It's not the weapons' accuracy... by vandan · · Score: 1, Troll

    ... that I'm worried about.

    The US executed the biggest terrorist activity in recorded history: the 'Shock and Awe' campagin, not so long ago against the Iraqi people. Thousands died. This wasn't because the weapons weren't accurate enough. It's because the Pentagon deemed the Iraqi civilians to be expendable.

    Plenty more Iraqi civilians have been shot while protesting about such things as food, water, and ( get the irony of this one ) PETROL. Numerous reports come out of Iraq each week about US soldiers shooting indescriminately into crowds of protestors to silence them and have them 'step back into line'.

    Against this backdrop of US aggression, I don't feel particularly good about any weapons developments. Just who are they planning on 'defending' ( pre-emptively striking ) next? Surely having the largest stockpile of Weapons of Mass Destruction on Earth is enough for them?

    1. Re:It's not the weapons' accuracy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In war people die. The civilian casualties were infantisimil compared to most wars. Don't delude yourself because thats what that was. Grow up.

    2. Re:It's not the weapons' accuracy... by Vess+V. · · Score: 1

      Sooooooooo, the solution to collateral damage is to not use more accurate weapons?

    3. Re:It's not the weapons' accuracy... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      I guess US should've gone with the old fashioned carpet bombing of Iraq. That wouldn've saved a lot of people, huh?

      You really should work as a spy since you can read the minds of military officals and you seem to be an expert on smart weapons.

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    4. Re:It's not the weapons' accuracy... by Zip+In+The+Wire · · Score: 1

      I agree. Airliners fully loaded with aviation fuel are much more surgical.

    5. Re:It's not the weapons' accuracy... by vandan · · Score: 1

      How about not bombing anyone at all?
      Iraq was no threat to National Security.
      YOU were the threat to THEIR National Security.
      Don't tell me you Yankees still believe the bullshit you're being fed over WoMD?

    6. Re:It's not the weapons' accuracy... by retards · · Score: 1

      How true. Hope you can remember writing this comment when an airliner screams into a building near you.

      America is a budding empire flailing it's iron fist this way and that. The rest of the world is not pleased. YOU grow up.

      War is the last resort of the incompetent.

    7. Re:It's not the weapons' accuracy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Thousands of Iraqi civilians..." Where are the graves? The only thousands of civilian graves found so far in Iraq so far are the those of Saddam's victims. I'd just be happy to use a personal weapon of any type on your worthless and truly ignorant ass.

      I am quite sure the former U.S.S.R. has by and large the largest unprotected stockpile of nuclear, chemical and bioligical weapons on earth. They did before the colapse of the U.S.S.R. and I haven't seen any great number of these weapons destroyed. The US on the other hand has been steadly destroying WMD. But that either doesn't fit with your political agenda or the limited information you have allowed you self to be exposed to.

      I have yet to hear that the UK or France has destroyed one of their thermo-nuclear weapons yet.

      I welcome the advent of Laser weapons I want to try them out on all you pussy bastards who winge any time someone does anything about a bully you all would just as soon ignore as long as he doesn't up set your tea time or bury his mass murder victims in your council house garden. Your demise before you are permitted to breed would be the best thing anyone could do for the human race. Or maybe we can just try this out on Sharon and Arafat.

    8. Re:It's not the weapons' accuracy... by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1

      Alot more than I trust the trash press and "Media blood sport" in europe that doesn't care if it's correct or not as long as they can prove they can bring any elected government they want down. Funny thing about the press they are not elected but act as if they have the public interest at heart. When caught up in total falsehood they ask you to suspend belief and give them the benifit of the doubt they never give your elected political representives (this equals you in case you don't realize it.) Just so you are clear J.W.B. never claimed any imeadate threat to national security. That is a myth. John Kerry and some democrats claimed that. Bush said he wasn't waiting around for a Chemical, nuclear or biological September 11th. No WMD threats were claimed by the US the potential was claimed. But that doesn't fit your agenda.

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  142. Avoiding Civilians? by frankmanowar · · Score: 1

    So far that hasn't been a priority. Or a problem, no.

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  143. Re:Chinese embassy all over again x1488 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are an idiot. Your post was worthless. Why do you clog /. with such pseduo-scientific babble? Your post is neither insightful nor informative, and not even remotely interesting. Please go somewhere else.

  144. Not quite that simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a lot of you seem to be forgetting is that the lasers still need to know where the target is in order to hit it. That's exactly how stealth bombers are able to strike with impunity even when the targets are protected by AA systems that keep the regular aircraft out. It's only logical to assume that ordnance with stealth features will be developed in order to evade detection rather than resist a possible laser attack. If the tracking system doesn't "see" the missile that's about to break some expensive equipment, the laser is worthless. In addition, some active countermeasures may be used as well. Keep in mind that tracking a something like a missile or an arty shell is also difficult. What happens if the enemy attacks the defense battery with a large number of shells? Lasers are a long way off from an easily portable package that be mounted on a humvee, and will fry everything that moves within a 5 mile radius.

    1. Re:Not quite that simple. by RichardY · · Score: 1
      What a lot of you seem to be forgetting is that the lasers still need to know where the target is in order to hit it

      Not necessarily. Anti aircraft guns fire hundreds of bullets in a scatter pattern in the vain hope of hitting something up there. Maybe the same could be done with laser batteries.

      Mind you, they'll probably end up knocking all the satellites participating in the Star Wars project out of the sky :-)

  145. Could be? by briancnorton · · Score: 1

    This is specifically referring to Solid state weapons. The AC-130 Gunship already or shortly will be equipped with a COIL. The Chemical Oxygen Iodine Laser is a bit too big for most applications, but when you absolutely have to slice a tank in half at 25 miles, Accept no substitute. (Besides, it's gotta be scary as hell for the enemy to see their tanks getting melted)

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  146. At what point....... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    At what point, to use the sound barrier as an analogy, does the war machine break the war barrier, in that going beyond it is pointless? ...Such that monies spent on the waring R&D can then be put into genuinely eliminating any desire to commit waring acts?

    What the World really wants

  147. +5 Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can you point it at a mildly victorian house from on board a jet fighter and fill the house with popcorn?

    AHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA +5 Funny ROFLOLOL!!!!!11

    That is fo fucking hilari...

    oh, wait. Actually, nevermind. The parent post is absolutely devoid of any humor whatsoever. It's not even remotely funny. But while we're moderating completely unfunny posts as funny, let me try my hand at this style of humor:

    Can you point it at a somewhat tudor house from on board a navy ship and fill the house with peanuts?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!11 I KILL ME!

    1. Re:+5 Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Can you point it at a somewhat tudor house from on board a navy ship and fill the house with peanuts?

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!11 I KILL ME!

      What's really funny is when the troll doesn't get the joke, because he's obviously too young to rememeber the movie it was from.

    2. Re:+5 Funny by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the "also-good-for-making-popcorn" dept of the article.

    3. Re:+5 Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "oh, wait. Actually, nevermind. The parent post is absolutely devoid of any humor whatsoever. It's not even remotely funny. But while we're moderating completely unfunny posts as funny, let me try my hand at this style of humor:

      Can you point it at a somewhat tudor house from on board a navy ship and fill the house with peanuts?

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!11 I KILL ME!"

      Wow. You are a complete fucktard. That may be THE most personally embarassing troll ever. Congratulations, fucktard.

  148. the point wasn't by dh003i · · Score: 1

    that the laser wouldn't be effective; the point was that light is not "gravity-free".

  149. NOT for ICF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, at least they'll have some use for a big laser beam, since we all know it's NOT going to be used in inertial confinement fusion (the whole reason their new 192 laser beast is being built)... way too inefficient.

    z-pinch 4 life

  150. Oh my god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a complete and total waste of skin. Please kill yourself. Now.

  151. Space Battleship Yamato by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1

    I always understood the Starcraft weapon to be a reference to the classic anime series Space Battleship Yamato (or Uchu senkan Yamato). It featured a pretty freaking big laser of sorts, the Wave Motion Gun (or Hado Hou). The edited American version was known as Starblazers, and is pretty popular.

    The near-coincidence of the names is cool, though.

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  152. truly surgical? by xanthines-R-yummy · · Score: 1
    Why is this analogy always used? YOU DON'T USE BOMBS TO DO SURGERY! Extraneous people are always around.

    One small bump from a free-floating piece of space junk will alter the path of the beam by quite a bit, assuming it doesn't rip right through the weapon. Even an error of 1/1000 of a degree with a laser at 180km in the sky (the altitude of most spy sats, I think) misses the mark by over 3 meters. Assuming a circular area of error, that's almost 30 square meters! That doesn't seem any more precise than an "ordinary" smart bomb.

    Someone check my math, please. My degree is actually in history(!) and not Math/Physics/Astronomy/Engineering.

  153. And He Rose To the Sky In a Fury by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

    I can just imagine the reprucussions of trying to use this laser to vaporize . On the ground it will look as if he has risen to heaven on a pillar of searing light. How better to create yet another true prophet and ensuing religion?

  154. Im sure Tesla by WillRobinson · · Score: 1

    Is rolling over in his grave. I guess some of those papers were saved?

    1. Re:Im sure Tesla by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Wow, you couldn't possibly have been the first poster to remember that could you? When I saw the title, I hit the article, searched for Tesla, found nothing, hit the comments, searched it again, and found you.

      Not being much of an EE, do you have any idea if this "weapon" resembles Tesla's work and the mysterious test in the USSR?

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  155. Moonraker by rabel · · Score: 1

    Cool how Moonraker all of a sudden sounds like, totally visionary. Vials of biological agents as the threat to the world? Portable laser weapons?

    Next, we'll have space warfare

    Then, lasers mounted on Space Shuttles, just like in the movie... Oh, wait... we'll have to mount them on Soyuz instead, since the shuttle fleet is grounded.

    Look out! Here comes the battle bus!

  156. They're not the only ones by theolein · · Score: 1

    I saw some images of the newest Chinese main battle tank about a year ago, and it already has a laser system for blinding enemy gunners and optical guidance systems, and there is talk of the Chinese also doing a lot of high powered laser research.

    But apart from that, while I can very good immediate uses for laser weapons in defending against missile attacks, I can't see these being of much use in close combat in the near future, even they make them much smaller. An assault rifle and machine gun will still offer far higher rates of fire ofr a long time to come, and one shouldn't forget that more people on the US side died from 19 nutcases with boxcutters (WTC) and roadside bombs (Iraq) than any other weapon. On the other sides in Afghanistan and Iraq, they had no chance against the US in open warefare in any case, which explains the boxcutters and the roadside bombs.

  157. Firendly fire by future+assassin · · Score: 0

    Well it can now avoid civilians but can you now imagine the friendly fire incidents. Lazer goes amok on a hummer.

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  158. light sabre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when can I have my light sabre...

    1. Re:light sabre by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > when can I have my light sabre.

      Very soon. Except that the blade is 300 miles long. Powerful, yet "collateral damage" could be pretty bad. Try spinning that puppy around and you take out a town or ten.

  159. Reflecting lasers back by arevos · · Score: 1

    IIRC, if you take three square mirrors and arrange them at 90 degrees to one another, like the corner of a cube, then a ray of light entering into this arrangement will reflect back in the exact direction it came from.

    So, as far as I can see, if you have many of these mirror arrangements, and coat the outside of tanks with this geometric pattern of small mirrors, then not only will lasers bounce off, but they will also return right back from where they started. Boom!

    1. Re:Reflecting lasers back by danila · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. BTW, such thing was left on the Moon by the astronauts. It allowed us to shine a laser there an have it bounce back so that we can measure the distance to the Moon very precisely.

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    2. Re:Reflecting lasers back by arevos · · Score: 1

      Oh yep, that sounds familiar. You have to wonder what the fascination with lasers is. For military purposes, they're pretty useless.

  160. For Sale by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    I am betting that a future president will approve the sale of this to "friendly" goverment and organizations. Kind of like when we gave CIA training to people like Osama Bin Ladin to defeat Russia in the 80's, or when we sold biolgical material and offered genetic engineering training to Iraqis, also in the 80's.

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  161. Rather be hit by a rock than have my city nuked by donscarletti · · Score: 1
    Back in the old days two armies would just take their swords, spears and sheilds to a field outside the disputed city and cut the crap out of each other until one side lost about a quater of their men, in which case they would either retreat for a few kilometers or let the other side have a few boxes of gold so the winner would go home.

    Shortly before the first world war new technologies like exploding artilery shells, amunition with integrated powder and slugs, guns that could fire these shells hundreds of times per minutes, devices that could shoot flaming fuel at enemys and poisons that could be spreyed over long distances. These weapons facilitated the killing of much more people and so countires had to start taking wars far too personally, their soldiers held themselves up in trenches in battles that would take months, have tens of thousends of casualties and would be no fun for anyone in the slightest.

    It was probably during the second world war when people just realised "damn these soldiers are getting too hard to kill, civilians are far easier!" so they used their new toys: aeroplanes and high explosives to kill them instead.

    Now real war (not just invasion of third world countires) is something that if it was ever to occur again would clearly be the end of our species. We now have hydrogen bombs, intercontenental balistic missiles and germ bombs and one would have to be a fool to suggest that a country armed with these weapons would not employ them.

    I know that these lazers are not as bad as nutron bombs, napalm and other things that were invented last century but the more of these new toys we invent, the further we get from those fun battles we used to have three thousend years ago with swords and bows and absolutely no civilian casualtys, the battles that made one into a man, not a radioactive ember.

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    1. Re:Rather be hit by a rock than have my city nuked by aka1nas · · Score: 1

      I think you are romanticizing war in ancient times a little too much. War was almost never honorable combat between two armies who only fought armed foes. Combat has always revolved around people taking what they want from those who already have it and that usually involves killing them so that they are no longer around to complain about it.

    2. Re:Rather be hit by a rock than have my city nuked by reallocate · · Score: 1

      War is something people do. Technology produces the tools we use to do what we think needs to be done, including waging war.

      War is driven by human motivation, not by technology. Seeking to curb war by limiting innovation in technology will always fail.

      Your apparent longing for the days when war was "fun" is a prime example of the problem we face. Why would you think murdering your fellows is fun, rather than completely repugnant?

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    3. Re:Rather be hit by a rock than have my city nuked by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      or let the other side have a few boxes of gold so the winner would go home

      Uh, usually the winner was after land, not gold. If you gave them gold you'd have to give them a LOT of it and they'd be back for more the next time the weather turned favorable for war.

      Usually the way it work is after the losing army retreats beyond a town, the winning army occupies the town. The local mayor is killed and a new one is installed. The local populace is no longer in servitude to the prior owner, but is instead in servitude to the new owner. As long as they don't mind the harsh treatment they're allowed to live. They could care less - the prior owner treated them as badly.

      The only thing the two opposing armies actually agree on is that if the local serfs give either of them trouble they should be slaughtered to set an example.

      War is about power, and power is about control. Control is getting somebody to do something that you want them to do, which they do not want to do.

  162. Free physics 1000 pages textbook - for download by brunoicho · · Score: 1
    The free physics text for students, teachers and enthusiasts available on:

    http://www.motionmountain.rg3.net/

    has been considerably extended. It adds a new section on nuclear physics that includes the story of radioactivity, a MRI scan of humans making love and the dream of grand unification. The present 14th revision also adds more figures on special relativity, a short explanation of k calculus, the paradox of the relativistic submarine, a photograph and description of how some caterpillars shoot away their faecal matter, a photograph of a basilisk running over water, Stowe's periodic table of the elements, a beautiful picture of the analemma, references to monadology, the question why birds are not usually seen on high voltage lines, the question whether the moon is larger or smaller than the nail of your thumb at the end of your extended arm, the proof that Peary did not reach the north pole, and much more. Many photographs and drawings have been added, the graphical presentation reworked and several hundred challenge solutions have been added. (Tell me which ones you want next!) For all fields of physics the newest research results and the main unanswered questions are presented. The text remains a structured walk through classical physics, relativity, quantum theory and unification. In total, the text aims to give an overview of what motion is and what it can effect. The accent on surprises and thought-provoking puzzles has been kept. It will please both readers who open the text at random and those who read it systematically. Thank you to everybody who has sent criticisms, corrections and suggestions. Enjoy!

    Bruno Bezerra Lima

    P.S. In physics texts, figures take the biggest part of the budget - both in time and in money. Any help on (preferably colour postscript) images to be added to the text (with permission of course) is much appreciated. Such help will allow me to concentrate on the writing and make sure that the text can continue to be free for all readers throughout the world.

  163. Silly counter arguments by Zip+In+The+Wire · · Score: 1

    Put the weapon on a 747 or C5 airplane, fly above the clouds and you have a potent missile deterent. Hydrogen Peroxide poisonous? I know people who drink it.

    1. Re:Silly counter arguments by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Actually you will make a potent TARGET -- the probability of it being hit nears 1 in any imaginable battle because no one among the enemy will shoot at anything else until it will be down.

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  164. Physics class anyone? by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    near-instantaneous, gravity-free

    Someone forgot to go over their notes from physics class? Last time I checked light still had a speed limit and could be affected by gravity.

    Anyway... new hulls for tanks and such will, i guess, feature a layer of highly, highly reflective material...

    1. Re:Physics class anyone? by don.g · · Score: 1

      Physics notes... they're the ones that mention massless rods, ideal springs and point masses, right?

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  165. Mindless Propaganda by Shihar · · Score: 1

    This is mindless propaganda. US troops are not "shooting indiscriminately into crowds" to "silence them and have them 'step back into line". They start shooting at protestors when one of the protestors pulls out and AK-47 assault rifle and starts trying to shoot the US soldiers guarding whatever it is the they are guarding. Surprisingly enough, most US soldiers are human, and as humans generally do not enjoy gunning down civilians for shits and giggles unless pushed to the extreme of their limits. Iraq, while a mess, is not such a mess that US soldiers are breaking down into a Vietnam like mentality where they are literally going insane. Further, there is no running order to US units to 'shoot civilians back into line'. Suggesting that there is some evil US plot to shoot people back into line is utterly ludicrous. Protests are allowed in Iraq, unfortunately due to the fact that these protests some times turn violent people die during them. It is not intentionally and I imagine if the military had a special "make the protestors stop shooting at us button without harming them", they would use it liberally.

    As to claims that the war in Iraq was a terrorist campaign, I can't help but wonder if you know anything about the history of warfare. The US did an amazing job preserving innocent life during the invasion of Iraq considering the scope of the war. Taking over an entire nation with so few civilian losses was an amazing feat. Compared to wars of the past it was down right mind blowing. People die in wars. Yes, the military bombs targets knowing that there is a possibility civilian will die. We have not learned how to do it any other way yet. Bomb a target with an airplane and you might miss. Send soldiers into the streets to fight house to house and bullets are going to accidentally hit things they shouldn't. People die in wars. That is a fact that can't be helped. The fact that the US was so careful around civilian targets and that civilians didn't even loose power in Baghdad until just days before it was over run shows a very strong effort to minimize the pain inflicted upon civilians.

    Want to argue that the Iraqi war was bad thing? Sure, I can bite that. In fact, in many ways I agree. Just stick to the reality of it. The war might have been bad, but it wasn't executed the malicious hatred of civilian life you seem to imply. The military planners did their damndest to make the fight as quick and as painless as possible. Suggesting that they had a policy of hunting down civilians is utterly foolish. That last thing anyone wanted was a pile of dead civilians. Dead civilians don't convince a people to accept the invaders and it sure as shit doesn't win any support back home or abroad.

    1. Re:Mindless Propaganda by skaffen42 · · Score: 1

      From news.com.au":

      "There was no dilemma when it came to shooting people who were not in uniform, I just pulled the trigger... If they were there, they were enemy, whether in uniform or not. Some were, some weren't," Specialist Corporal Michael Richardson told the daily newspaper.

      Richardson, 22, serves with the 3/15th US Infantry Division in Fallujah, 50 km west of Baghdad.

      "When there were civilians there, we did the mission that had to be done. When they were there, they were at the wrong spot, so they were considered enemy," said Anthony Castillo, who is also in Richardson's company.

      Speaking of a battle south of Baghdad, without giving the exact date, the soldiers said that 70 per cent of the 400 combatants on the Iraqi side were dressed in civilian clothes.

      Precision weaponry makes no diffence if you don't care if you are shooting at soldiers or civians...

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    2. Re:Mindless Propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the soldiers said that 70 per cent of the 400 combatants on the Iraqi side were dressed in civilian clothes"

      Learn to read. What does it matter how 'combatants' are dressed?

    3. Re:Mindless Propaganda by skaffen42 · · Score: 1

      That is kind of my point. If your definition of the enemy runs along the lines of "If they were there, they were enemy, whether in uniform or not. Some were, some weren't" then precision weapons become pretty pointless.

      As an aside, the US has this interesting habit of using the term "combatant" to justify themselves when they do something wrong. Like all those "enemy combatants" in Guantanomo bay.

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  166. When you. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    have learned to respect the ways of the force.

  167. A Reporter says, "Ensure American Security!" by reporter · · Score: 0
    The laser-beam technologies will be critical to the defense of the USA in the next decades. We, as Westerners, must do our best to safeguard those technologies. In the past, several culprits have stolen technologies from the network of Lawrence laboratories and given them to Beijing. Most of the spies for Beijing have come from the Taiwan.

    It is imperative that we expel all laboratory employees who were born or grew up in Taiwan. It is already a matter of national policy that persons born or raised in mainland China are denied employment at American weapons labs. This policy should be extended to include person born or raised in Taiwan. The facts at "Reality of Taiwan" further elaborate on the security risk posed by Taiwanese.

    Note that a Taiwanese gave American neutron-bomb technology to Beijing. The Justice Department has classified Taiwan as security threat to the USA.

    To reiterate what the "Wall Street Journal" reported, the majority of spies who steal American technology to give to Beijing were born or raised in Taiwan. We should treat people from Taiwan in the same way that we treat people from mainland China. They should be denied employment in any sensitive job in the American government. The alternative is to risk the security of the free world.

    ... from the desk of the reporter

    1. Re:A Reporter says, "Ensure American Security!" by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      The irony is that China is rapidly becoming more free while the U.S., already a police state, is rapidly becoming less free.

      The Chinese people I know (mostly students and mostly from the mainland) rate the level of freedom in both places (China and the U.S.) as being comparable overall - better here in some ways, worse in others, and certainly not great in either place - but definitely comparable.

      But if current trends continue, and if the Chinese finally tire of their anachronistic communist police state, then China could instantly become not only one of the more prosperous nations in the world, but one of the more free.

      Meanwhile, the U.S. really no longer is even part of the free world, much less a leader of that world. While we were busy fighting the totalitarian collectivists of the communist variety, all over the world, we became totalitarian collectivists of a slightly different variety ourselves. But we have much better weapons, and much more arrogant and stupid "leaders," so I would say that even at our weakest and our worst, we in the U.S. are a greater threat to the world than the entire Soviet empire was at its strongest point.

    2. Re:A Reporter says, "Ensure American Security!" by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Yeah, 'cos as the cold war showed us, detente just doesn't work; an imbalanced power structure works best, doesn't it?

      God man, don't you read any history?

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  168. Found this item some months back. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 0
    Don't know exactly what to make of this, but thought it was worth sharing. I know exactly zero about this source, but from what I have heard from within the shadows of the secret military, I have no doubt that such things are possible.

    Interesting reading, nonetheless.

    -FL

    Horrifying US Secret
    Weapon Unleashed In Baghdad
    Exclusive By Bill Dash
    c. 2003 All Rights Reserved
    8-25-03

    A nightmarish US super weapon reportedly was employed by American ground forces during chaotic street fighting in Baghdad. The secret tank-mounted weapon was witnessed in all its frightening power by Majid al-Ghazali, a seasoned Iraqi infantryman who described the device and its gruesome effects as unlike anything he had ever encountered in his lengthy military service. The disturbing revelation is yet another piece of cinematic evidence brought back from postwar Iraq by intrepid filmmaker Patrick Dillon.

    In the film, al-Ghazali, whose english is less than fluent, describes the weapon as reminiscent of a flame thrower, only immensely more powerful. It is unclear what principle the weapon is based on. Searching for a description, al-Ghazali said it appeared to be shooting concentrated lightning bolts rather than just ordinary flames. Drawing on his many years as a professional engineer, al-Ghazali speculates that radiation of some kind probably figures into the weapon's hideous capabilities. Like all men in Saddam's Iraq, al-Ghazali was compelled to serve in the Iraqi equivalent of the Army National Guard and fought in three wars over the past thirty-odd years. Via email, he told me he has seen virtually every type of conventional weapon employed in battle, and is well acquainted with their effects on people and machines, but nothing in his extensive combat experience prepared him for the shock of what he saw in Baghdad on April 12th.

    On that date, al-Ghazali and his family sheltered in their house as a fierce street battle erupted in his neighborhood. In the midst of the fighting, he noticed that the Americans had called up an oddly configured tank. Then to his amazement the tank suddenly let loose a blinding stream of what seemed like fire and lightning, engulfing a large passenger bus and three automobiles. Within seconds the bus had become semi-molten, sagging "like a wet rag" as he put it. He said the bus rapidly melted under this withering blast, shrinking until it was a twisted blob about the dimensions of a VW bug. As if that were not bizarre enough, al-Ghazali explicitly describes seeing numerous human bodies shriveled to the size of newborn babies. By the time local street fighting ended that day, he estimates between 500 and 600 soldiers and civilians had been cooked alive as a result of the mysterious tank-mounted device.

    In a city littered everywhere with burned-out civilian and military vehicles, US forces were abnormally scrupulous about immediately detailing bulldozers and shovel crews to the job of burying the grim wreckage. Nevertheless, telltale remnants remained as Dillon found when al-Ghazali later took him to the site. Dillon said they easily uncovered large puddles of resolidified metal and mounds of weird fibrous material that, al-Ghazali explained, were all that remained of the vehicles' tires. Dillon, who accumulated plenty of battlefield experience as a medic in Viet-Nam, and has since covered a number of wars from Somalia to Kosovo, told me that he has witnessed every kind of conventional ordnance that can be used on humans and vehicles. " I've seen a freaking smorgasbord of destruction in my life," he said, "flame-throwers, napalm, white phosphorous, thermite, you name it. I know of nothing short of an H-bomb that conceivably might cause a bus to instantly liquefy or that can flash broil a human body down to the size of an infant. God pity humanity if that thing is a preview of what's in store for the 21st century."

    For Majid al-Ghazali, images of the terrifying weapon and its victims haunt his every day. In addition to his w

    1. Re:Found this item some months back. . . by MeatMan · · Score: 0

      Wow... they found the Ark of the Covenant. Great Halloween story. Sort of like War of the Worlds, only real, except for the 4 fingered slippery tentacled aliens and the flying saucers.
      How can such a thing exist and it actually be used without the World knowing about it or even making a fuss over it? Especially in todays World climate. Where toleration supercedes common sense in the face of the stark reality that if these Country owning thugs and murderous thieves aren't eliminated, we (in the so-called Free World), may become subserviant to a dictator and his regime too.
      I don't doubt that type of weapon can exist, either in the present or near future. For it to vaporize "...500 to 600 civilians and soldiers", in a single engagement with so many embedded reporters as there were, it would have been big legitimate Headline News. That reads more like National Enquirer tabloid news.

    2. Re:Found this item some months back. . . by xeno-cat · · Score: 1
      While I'm not sure what to make of this article I am not able to completely dismiss it as bunk for a few reasons.

      1. You say that the weapon could not be used without world out-cry. Well, Nazi Genmany got away with quite a lot before it was revealed to the world what was really going on. The USA got away with numerous "tests" in Vietnam and surrounding countries until the rest of the world realized what was going on. The reporters in Vietnam were not "embedded" either, they were free .

      2. During the USA's invasion of Panama, I remember a terrified civilian going on about an American weapon that fits this description. I actually saw the man on TV and he made a deep impression on me for some reason. Humans, when faced with one another are fairly adept at detecting BS. This guy in Panama seemed to be describing real events.

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    3. Re:Found this item some months back. . . by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a plasma cannon.

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  169. Smoke... and mirrors by HiggsBison · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Will the enemy start using mirrors?

    This would actually be a legitimate application for "smoke and mirrors". The article did refer to problems with particulates.

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  170. Slashdot: replaying by t0ny · · Score: 1

    So now Slashdot gets its news from the Drudge Report.

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  171. Mounted on Humvee's? by wallitron · · Score: 1

    Why on a Humvee? I'd mount it on the moon, and call it my "Death Star".

    1. Re:Mounted on Humvee's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because if you mount it on the moon, yer just asking for a rain of meteoroids and the big "Game Over" sign won't be ready for months.

  172. This laser is capable of emmitting a beam by Little+Brother · · Score: 1
    of pure anti-mater.

    bullshit check your physics!

    If you don't know what I'm talking about, you must be a virgin.

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    1. Re:This laser is capable of emmitting a beam by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 2, Funny

      That actually should be: This laser is capable of emmitting a beam of pure vaporware

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  173. Am I the only one who just had a vision . . . by Fjord+Prefect · · Score: 0

    . . . after reading this: ". . . perhaps someday even being mounted on Humvees." . . . of a humvee driving down a bumpy road and someone accidentally taking out a bunch of civilians after hitting a pothole?

    1. Re:Am I the only one who just had a vision . . . by Koos+Baster · · Score: 1

      That is very improbable, since the laser fires at the speed of light while a Humvee is ... well ... much slower. It's just a simple case of new technology beating old technology. ...Or are you implying that human error can cause deaths as well?!?

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    2. Re:Am I the only one who just had a vision . . . by Fjord+Prefect · · Score: 0

      So the laser doesn't have to stay on for more than 1 picosecond? I'm pretty sure that if you move the laser while it's being fired (and that the firing is going to take more than a few milliseconds) . . . Just a thought, though.

  174. Obligatory by aszaidi · · Score: 1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these. Then you can tell anyone, "All your bases are belong to us".

    In response, they, for one, will welcome their speed-of-light-laser-weapon overlords.

  175. The ancients massacred civilians, too by Politas · · Score: 1
    I know that these lazers are not as bad as nutron bombs, napalm and other things that were invented last century but the more of these new toys we invent, the further we get from those fun battles we used to have three thousend years ago with swords and bows and absolutely no civilian casualtys, the battles that made one into a man, not a radioactive ember.

    What a wonderfully fantastical world you must inhabit if you believe there is such a thing as a "fun" battle. Three thousand years ago, combatants had nothing like modern medicine. Minor limb wounds often lead to gangrene, amputation and life as a cripple (and severly, painfully crippled, too) if not death. Most stomach injuries were fatal, along with practically any chest injury that got through the rib cage.

    Armies travelled slowly on foot for the most part, taking food and female company from local farms by force. The idea of taking revenge on an entire race for the actions of small groups was commonplace. Roman soldiery would massacre whole communities of innocents in retribution for "barbarian" raids where a single Roman citizen was killed.

    History is not a happy place. With all its faults, modern society is a safer and far more comfortable way to live.
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  176. I know who by spamtastic · · Score: 1

    Fully automated firing on offensive targets is a short step behind
    They're making these things in California right? I guess the fashion police are going to have a new toy.

  177. Its just vapouriseware by stewwy · · Score: 1

    see title!

  178. [OT] mm^2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one ever got fired for buying IBM [apple.com].

    From that link: How many transistors can dance on the head of a chip only 118 millimeters square? Over 58 million ...

    With a chip that huge, the defect rates must be astronomical! No wonder Macs are so expensive.

    Either the G5 chip is *really* huge (a square 11.8 cm on a side) and has not-so-great density, or someone needs to explain to the Apple advertising folks the difference between "millimeters square" and "square millimeters."

    1. Re:[OT] mm^2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jews are destroying the world.
      They're born evil.
      Support PETA, Support EFF, Support
      Palestinian rights!

  179. Wha ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody has mentioned sharks with big frikking lasers yet so I guess it's my duty to.

    Sharks with big frikking lasers!

  180. Anyone know by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    What times the death star satellite goes over Washington (DC or Redmond)? And what IP address it is running IIS from?

  181. Surgical makes it OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sooo surgical, so what!

    A bullet travels in a straight line too. The problem is not the weapon, but the idiot behind the gun.

  182. id software had this ages ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... its called a rail gun. sorry, pentagon. no more quake for you lads.

    1. Re:id software had this ages ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Railgun was in Eraser also .. starring Gov. Arnold. Coincidence? I don't think so.

    2. Re:id software had this ages ago. by malsdavis · · Score: 0

      Doesn't a rail gun accelerate a uranium 'slug' or something to extremely high velocities using some sort of magentic coil or some mumbo jumbo. Think the light beam was added to Quake 2 help give away campers although doesn't really make any sense why its there. But neither does most the game I guess so there we go.

  183. Japan is way ahead of the US in laser research. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While the US has the NIF, by far the majority of the laser technology comes from Japan. The article was way off on that point. In fact, you probably noticed that the guy they had building the laser diode array was Japanese.

  184. The end of Tailgating and Lane Hogging is near.... by jazman · · Score: 1

    So how long before I can get one for the back of my car to get rid of those irritating tailgaters (by aiming at their tyres and giving them a blowout or something)?

    Even better, one at the front as well so I can blast those lane hogs who won't get out of my way! Tailgating just doesn't seem to work, and (see above) may soon pose additional dangers...

  185. WARNING by Glock27 · · Score: 1

    Do not look into laser with remaining eye!

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  186. Yeah sure. by haraldm · · Score: 1

    We've already seen some hair-splitting accuracy recently, as well as in 1991, delivered by laser-guided bombs and other "intelligent ordnance". How many civilian lives did the accuracy cost this time?

    But then, the current mood is very positive about new weapons development, and after all, "they'd be at the former Saddam Hussein International Airport" and protect freedom if we had them today.

    Thank you very much indeed. A mere 10% of the money spent for such development put into the war against hunger and poverty worldwide, and the Western countries would have a couple of problems less. Except that such a policy would not protect the US industry.

    About the last thing the people of the world need is an almighty USA who thinks it can win a war against so-called terrorists and under cover guerillas. Vietnam was not enough.

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      Why is it you assume that the leadership in most countries would allow you to provide proper food and health care for their people even if you had that 10%? Many countries use food and health care as a means of control over their populations and do not permit "aid programs" that they do not control.

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  187. Explain reference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but I'm culturally illiterate. What movie or TV show?

    1. Re:Explain reference? by symbolic · · Score: 1


      A movie entitled Real Genius

  188. Huge demand for mirrors in Arabic countries ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... after a terrorist destroyed a new state-of-the-art laser station by showing a finger, a defective RPG and a mirror ...

    In other news:

    On the newly released tape Osama bin Laden
    thanks to Allah for the new, more precise
    weapon - he found that RPGs were grossly imprecise ...

  189. my question by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    why even use this stuff for warfare? shows how mature they are up there in washington.
    it can be good for disabling the bad guys, but when we start attacking innocent countries that refuse to go with us on something, I think that's when there will be hell to pay.

    1. Re:my question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "when we start attacking innocent countries that refuse to go with us on something, I think that's when there will be hell to pay"

      Yeah, that's what we were waiting on. The laser beam. Dumbass.

  190. joy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are anxious to use it on the so called terrorists at camp delta. who needs to get medievil anymore when u can get american.

  191. And... by gillbates · · Score: 1
    Its invisible beam drilled Yamamoto's inch-thick steel plate in two seconds.

    It gets even worse:

    could knock down previously untouchable targets such as artillery shells, mortars, surface-to-air missiles and even cruise missiles at ranges of up to dozens of miles in good weather. In clear air above the clouds, a high-powered laser could lance out 500 miles to destroy rising ballistic missiles.

    In the first place, even the most rudimentary armor on most modern combat vehicles is greater than an inch thick; the armor on a certain very popular tank is 16 inches thick. Secondly, the burst is way too long to be practically usable. It is almost impossible to point a beam at the same spot on a moving object for anything more than a few milliseconds. A modern artillery battery can send 20 rounds downrange per minute; a mortar battery can send 50. With a two second burn time, even supposing that you had the computer and mechanical systems necessary to track incoming rounds, you still couldn't hit every one of them.

    Even if we compressed the burst time down to the microseconds, this weapon would still be nothing special. A modern .50 cal round can go through an inch of armor a mile away, and at a sustained rate of more than 100 per minute. A Copperhead guided artillery round can take out a tank more than 6 miles away. The SABOT rounds fired by M1's can penetrate several feet (not inches) of concrete.

    With the range of modern ballistics, anything that can be seen can be destroyed. A laser would buy us nothing here - the flight trajectory of ballistic projectiles is well understood, and a computer can easily provide firing solutions in real time. While ballistic projectiles can't yet take out incoming missiles, this laser would need to be at least 200,000 times more powerful to do the trick. At 2 km per second, to paint a 2 cm "target spot" on an incoming missile would require a burst of less than 10 microseconds in duration.

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  192. Only if by UrgleHoth · · Score: 1

    that smallest possible discrete change causes a significant improvement, advance, or breakthrough.
    Then it would be a quantum leap (or quantum jump)

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  193. Your sig. by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

    Your sig is going to get funnier and funnier if SCO keeps falling.

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    P.S. Or is it intended to apply to itself?

  194. give up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at the rate the porn industry is churning out x-flicks i doubt it, they'll ever get beyond what technolgy we have today. and looking at the education system, well it's going to be damn near impossible to service/maintain nukes and nukeplants in the near future. so get ready for some spectacular "incidents/accidents" a-la challenger++ come to you from the country of free speech SOON!

  195. Misleading cost comparison by malsdavis · · Score: 0

    A little from the end the article states:

    "In theory, that means a liter of everyday Army diesel fuel costing as little as $1 will generate enough rapid-fire laser pulses to destroy a standard airborne missile. The job now falls to Patriot missiles costing $3 million apiece."

    This comparison is a tad unfair because the supposed $3 million price tag includes several decades worth of research and development costs spread over current and predicted usage of the technology, along with maintanence and logistics costs (whether this sort of equipment pricing is in itself misleading is another matter), but to say that an equivilant laser based defence would only cost $1 per use based entirely on the fuel consumption is very misleading.

    Escpecially as towards the beginning of the article it is stated "After sinking 40 years and billions of dollars into beam weapons, defense scientists are on the cusp of what could be a military revolution", which surely using the same pricing system would raise the price tag up to atleast (if not far more than) $3 million per predicted anti-airborne missle use.

    If one is counting purely the cost of the production of the disposable part of the patriot missile defence system than by my estimates the cost would be around the $25,000 mark (still a lot more than $1 I admit).

    Is good article other than that though.

  196. future market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    me is buying Chromium futures!

  197. Re:I'm sure Tesla by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    I think you're confusing real life with Red Alert again.

    Considering that Tesla's "death ray" ideas were purely based on throwing around massive amounts of electricity and that the laser wasn't invented until 7 years before his death in 1943, I seriously doubt there is any connection. Plus, considering the fact that Tesla was living in America during the time period that loony Tesla fanboys claim he did his tests in the USSR, I wouldn't assign much credibility to their theories.

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  198. Re:I'm sure Tesla by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    He didn't do his tests in the USSR. From what I've read, he fired his death ray from the US towards the North Pole, attempting to cause an effect the expedition to the North Pole at the time could see and report back on. Nothing happened, but later he heard about the explosion over Tunguska, Siberia, and believed it to be the effect of his death ray (he believed he overshot the North Pole).

    Also, his death ray had nothing to do with lasers. It was supposed to be some sort of particle beam.

  199. Re:I'm sure Tesla by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Also, his death ray had nothing to do with lasers.

    No kidding. If only someone has said something to that effect...

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  200. Buckaroo Banzai by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    Of course, definitely way up there.

    "Monkeyboys in the complex! Monkeyboys in the complex!"

    "No matter where you go, there you are."

    Man, I'd _love_ for them to make the sequel to that movie. *sigh*

  201. Re:I'm sure Tesla by WillRobinson · · Score: 1

    I did some research a few days ago, and I deduct that what he was trying to do, was beat two signals at different frequency from different locations, to the same point. He was possibly trying to create ball lightning to cause muntions to explode.

  202. How it works by batquux · · Score: 1

    Written on the grenade: "Pick me up" ...

  203. Re:I'm sure Tesla by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Research? On unpublished theories? Exactly what sort of "research" did this involve?

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  204. Re:I'm sure Tesla by WillRobinson · · Score: 1

    I had found this site, and finally a link to the fbi public information, and was reading about somebody in one of the letters requesting more information, about what he thought the theory was, and then this came out on slashdot and I thought it was funny. I know he was working on some laser stuff, but the process destroyed the crystal every time it was used. Might visit this site: http://www.eskimo.com/~billb/tesla/tesla.html

    and i found the link to the fbi releases here:
    http://foia.fbi.gov/tesla.htm