Don't be suprised, if in five years, your search for Linux returns (into your MS Brainstem 2.0) "Linux? There is no Linux...you don't remember there ever being a Linux...you will now buy Windows 2005!"
Of course you mean Windows Longhorn 3005 New Freedom 3.1.4
Slashdot Mirror
Of course you mean "Surströmming"
Poltergeist? Shouldn't that be Space Ghost?
Lack of soap!
Approximately Three WV Beetles
Who needs X? I have screen :)
But that would ruin my uptime!!! :)
AND Eolas is just a short step away from EULA, something micros~1 likes to use and enforce. They're suing themselves!!!
It's tinfoil-hat time.
aaargh! You forgot the most important step! ...
It should read
3.
4. Profit!
They use graphite as a coolant
Well, no. They use graphite as a moderator, Helium is used as a coolant. This does not change the fact that there is a risk of graphite fire.
but then again, that information could be dangerous in the wrong hands
Yeah, because we all know that security through obscurity is _really_ reliable.
Don't be suprised, if in five years, your search for Linux returns (into your MS Brainstem 2.0) "Linux? There is no Linux...you don't remember there ever being a Linux...you will now buy Windows 2005!"
Of course you mean Windows Longhorn 3005 New Freedom 3.1.4
Who read that headline as
"U.S. Government To Get Cybersecurity Chef"
What would he serve, Johnny Mnemonic Barbecue Freedom Fries?
Couldn't they just figure out a way to make the bitterness in coffee stronger?
Coffe should be extremely strong, black and come in large containers.