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Sushi Prepared on a Printer

Ant writes " The New York Times talks about Homaro Cantu's maki, it looks a lot like the sushi rolls served at other upscale restaurants: pristine, coin-size disks stuffed with lumps of fresh crab and rice and wrapped in shiny nori. They also taste like sushi, deliciously fishy and seaweedy. But the sushi made by Mr. Cantu, the 28-year-old executive chef at Moto in Chicago, often contains no fish. It is prepared on a Canon i560 inkjet printer rather than a cutting board. He prints images of maki on pieces of edible paper made of soybeans and cornstarch, using organic, food-based inks of his own concoction. Then, Homaro flavors the back of the paper, which is ordinarily used to put images onto birthday cakes, with powdered soy and seaweed seasonings."

306 comments

  1. Mmm by ikkonoishi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Try the soylent green. Its delicious.

    1. Re:Mmm by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 1, Funny

      Talk about being hungry an hour after eating...

      Next we'll learn how to grill steaks on a Lexmark printer... soon there will be no need to leave the computer room for lunch!

      Eric
      See your browser's HTTP headers
    2. Re:Mmm by GtKincaid · · Score: 1

      How can a post about soylent green be marked as informative ... dont you know ,... soylent green is people

    3. Re:Mmm by Tolookah · · Score: 1

      why would you need the printer to grill it?

      with todays computers and modding trend, im sure there will be a grill heatsink soon...

      or just use that george forman computer from a few weeks back...

    4. Re:Mmm by Spoing · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      1. Try the soylent green. Its delicious.

      LOL! Modded as "insightful"!

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    5. Re:Mmm by fireman+sam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, the movie came out in 1973. The moderator probably wasn't even born then. Might have been conceved at a drive-in showing it though.

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    6. Re:Mmm by NardofDoom · · Score: 2, Informative

      You don't grill steaks on a printer, dummy. You grill them on the heat sink of an overclocked P4.

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    7. Re:Mmm by jadenyk · · Score: 1

      or the bottom of a PowerBook G4 after it's been on for more than 5 minutes.

    8. Re:Mmm by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, I dunno, you might be able to grill a steak on this printer.

      Eric
    9. Re:Mmm by avidmerion · · Score: 1

      Just wait for the inevitable advertising spots on your fillet.

      "We recommend the Chocolate Waffers for afters"

      "Viewing this evening on FOX when you get home..."


      And brings a whole new aspect to burning your food...

    10. Re:Mmm by Meagermanx · · Score: 1

      But are these vegetarian friendly? As a vegetarian, this could be the greatest thing since... A pretty damn great thing!

    11. Re:Mmm by NeurAlien6 · · Score: 1

      meh, it changes from person to person...

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    12. Re:Mmm by Locke2005 · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Next we'll learn how to grill steaks on a Lexmark printer...

      No, silly... grilling steaks requires an Intel Pentium(TM) processor!

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    13. Re:Mmm by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      Been done: iGrill

    14. Re:Mmm by chucks86 · · Score: 1

      I hope you like Windows with your steak, because you won't have any open drivers.

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    15. Re:Mmm by chucks86 · · Score: 1

      I just got a strange image of flavored coupons/gift certificates...

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    16. Re:Mmm by notthe9 · · Score: 1

      And more importantly, does it run Eelix?

  2. hmm... by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 2, Funny
    In Soviet Russia, the sushi prints...

    erm..

    I'm on a diet, you insensitive...

    uhh..

    FP?

    *sigh* ... I got nothin'...

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    1. Re:hmm... by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1

      How about "In Korea only old people eat paper shushi?" Nah, you're write.

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    2. Re:hmm... by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new printed sushi overlords?

    3. Re:hmm... by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      1) print Sushi on paper
      2) ???
      3) Profit?

      (Except in Nebras... oh, nevermind.)

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    4. Re:hmm... by Yewbert · · Score: 1

      They're only [outrageous French accent] wafer thin![/outrageous French accent]

  3. But where? by Fr05t · · Score: 4, Funny

    But where is the eatable electronic ink paper! Ohh I need to go print a TPS report then feed it to my boss - bbl.

    1. Re:But where? by mOoZik · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'll take edible for $500, Trebek.

    2. Re:But where? by Kredal · · Score: 2, Funny

      The answer is: This is the word the grandparent poster is unable to spell.

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    3. Re:But where? by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'll take edible for $500, Trebek.
      The answer is, "Smells like sushi, tastes like chicken"

      "What is edible sushi underwear."

  4. Sushi Fishy. by shic · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was informed a while ago (to my surprise) that Sushi doesn't necessarily contain fish. I now understand that Sushi relates to the seasoning of rice and the style of presentation - typically with Nori (seaweed).

    [Tell me if I'm wrong and you're the CEO of Sony or similar!]

  5. I tried this at home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It tastes like toner.

    1. Re:I tried this at home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "toner" is the chicken-flavor of the printed food world.

    2. Re:I tried this at home by mfender9 · · Score: 1

      Yeah - you should have used a (squid)-ink jet instead...

    3. Re:I tried this at home by Nik13 · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to say that toner really tastes like sushi? Not that I'd know, I never tried eating toner.

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  6. so it will be finally possible to say.. by sucati · · Score: 1

    the dog ate my homework

    1. Re:so it will be finally possible to say.. by svanstrom · · Score: 1

      That one is so stupid that it actually works, I've gotten away with it a cpl of times. =D

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    2. Re:so it will be finally possible to say.. by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Funny

      but it did!

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    3. Re:so it will be finally possible to say.. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Cute, but your homework was a crumpled up newspaper on the floor?

    4. Re:so it will be finally possible to say.. by cyngus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, now we can say,

      "My dad ate my homework as a late night snack"
      OR
      "I ate my homework, it tasted like an A-."

    5. Re:so it will be finally possible to say.. by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      what if I'm a media student ?

      =)

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    6. Re:so it will be finally possible to say.. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      True. Well, at least you have photo proof.

  7. Hot sushi! Try a laser printer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...grill it on the fuser on the way through...

    1. Re:Hot sushi! Try a laser printer by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      No no, there's a chance that that would taste better than Gollum's breakfast ...

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  8. Thanks by Troll'N · · Score: 5, Funny

    Domo Arigato Mr.Homaro

    1. Re:Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the way, did you know that Arigato might be borrowed from Portuguese http://www.geocities.com/discoveringportugal/langu age.html. In portuguese, thank you is Obrigado, which sounds very similar to Arigato.

    2. Re:Thanks by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      Homaro? Sounds like someone can't spell Homer. It's easy:
      mi-su-ta-a su-pa-a-ko-ru
      For lucky best sushi.

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    3. Re:Thanks by swv3752 · · Score: 0

      Where is the -1 Did not read article summary mod?

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    4. Re:Thanks by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Where is the -1 Did not read article summary mod?

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    5. Re:Thanks by pilkul · · Score: 1

      As far as I know "arigatou" is derived from the purely Japanese adjective "arigatai", meaning kind. Thus "arigatou" means basically "thank you for your kindness". Well I haven't studied Japanese etymology in detail, but that makes a lot more sense than your bizarre explanation. There hasn't been a lot of contact between Portugal and Japan historically, and it would be astonishing if the Japanese derived one of their most basic and common words from them. Also, "obrigado" doesn't sound similar at all to "arigatou" to the Japanese ear.

    6. Re:Thanks by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      There hasn't been a lot of contact between Portugal and Japan historically

      Despite my agreement with you on the etimology of the word, where did you get this fact from? It varies with my understanding of the Shogun centuries, where the ONLY contact Japan had for trade was a single yearly Portugese ship. My understanding is that this is also why Roman Catholicism is the third most popular traditional religion in Japan (behind the more famous Shintoism (both state and secular) and Zen Buddhism).

      I still love that line from the Emperor Mej when a western reporter noticed that if you add up all the Shintos, Buddhists, and Catholics in Japan you get a number larger than the actual population of Japan. "There are many roads up Mt. Fuji. It doesn't matter if you take one, or many of them. What matters is that you get to the top". That winds hands down for best piece of far eastern spirituality EVER in my book.

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    7. Re:Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's in the same place as the -1 Does Not Get Simpsons References mod.

    8. Re:Thanks by jrumney · · Score: 1

      The Portugese were the first Westerners to have contact with Japan, but it was their spreading of Roman Catholicism that got the country closed to all foriegners except Chinese and Dutch traders who were allowed only into Nagasaki. It may be a Dutch ship you were thinking of.

    9. Re:Thanks by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Ah- ok, that actually DOES fit what I know- because while the country was closed down, Roman Catholicism was banned- underground churches and all.

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  9. Re:Sushi Fishy. by lisaparratt · · Score: 2, Informative

    Indeed - sashimi is raw fish, often served with sushi.

  10. hehe by essreenim · · Score: 3, Funny
    prints images of maki on pieces of edible paper made of soybeans and cornstarch, using organic, food-based inks of his own concoction.

    Yeah, all obes people should be forced to eat their words!

  11. Good sushi doesn't taste fishy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sushi doesn't taste fishy - or at least good sushi doesn't.

    1. Re:Good sushi doesn't taste fishy by nucal · · Score: 1

      Tastes fishy to me - I guess that I've always had Plain Sushi instead of Premium Quality Photo Sushi ...

    2. Re:Good sushi doesn't taste fishy by REBloomfield · · Score: 1

      erm... the fish ones do. They better do, or I'd send them back.....

    3. Re:Good sushi doesn't taste fishy by bloggins02 · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, really, they shouldn't. Even the fish ones. The "fishy" taste parent is talking about is the same taste you get when you reheat 3 day old catfish. Most people (at least where I live) think that's what fish is supposed to taste like.

      It isn't

      Seriously, next time you're in a port town, try some fresh Sashimi, I guarantee it won't taste like "fish" at all - or at least it won't taste like what most people seem to think fish tastes like (that is to say, f'in nasty).

    4. Re:Good sushi doesn't taste fishy by wintaki · · Score: 1

      This is correct. And, if you get sushi that smells "fishy" you probably should not eat it. Sushi should obviously always be served fresh, and fresh fish does not have that "fishy" smell.

    5. Re:Good sushi doesn't taste fishy by peragrin · · Score: 1

      So your saying raw fish doesn't taste like fish? Does it taste like chicken? How about steak?

      No seriously even catfish doesn't taste 'fishy' other than texture when it's fresh. By fresh I mean Catch fish on shore line, gut, clean, prep, and cook over open fire within 5 minutes of catching.(cook longer than 5 minutes)

      Some of the best fish i have ever had, never made it to a fridge.

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    6. Re:Good sushi doesn't taste fishy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So your saying raw fish doesn't taste like fish?

      It doesn't taste like cooked fish. It has been a while for me but I recall the taste of avocado--it was either tuna or salmon sashimi.

    7. Re:Good sushi doesn't taste fishy by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      I think he's just saying that raw fish should not remind a woman that they need to visit the drug store.

    8. Re:Good sushi doesn't taste fishy by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      It'll make you sick all the same.....

      for me, it's the wasabi, I think.... 0 for 2, not trying it again.

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    9. Re:Good sushi doesn't taste fishy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      think he's just saying that raw fish should not remind a woman that they need to visit the drug store.

      ugh ... this thread has officially "Jumped the Fark".

    10. Re:Good sushi doesn't taste fishy by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      The sushi I've had (the good stuff) always tastes like good fish to me. And our chef (once a year private party) brings the fish in fresh from the dock. Nothing like good fresh grouper and tuna.

      Now, if you mean that good sushi shouldn't taste like canned cat food, well, then, yes. Sushi should taste like fish. At least the sashimi.

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    11. Re:Good sushi doesn't taste fishy by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      Not just sashimi, even cooked fish shouldn't have that "fishy" taste most people associate with fish. I used to think I hated fish (thanks to school cafeteria fish having that horrid taste) until I was convinced to try some smoked salmon a friend had made himself. It tasted nothing like fish, it was just this wonderfully declious taste with a hint of smokiness that practically melted in your mouth. Since then I've found I actually like most fish, just not the cheap crap that tastes "fishy". I especially love good sushi and sashimi. (I don't mind sushi rolls unlike a lot of sushi/sashimi fans though, which is good since that's about all I can get decent where I live. That and it's cheaper.)

      If you're squeamish about eating raw fish, try ordering some salmon from a higher scale resteraunt sometime. You'll find out that fish doesn't have to taste "fishy". :)

  12. Is this low carb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does he also print the nutritional information on the back as well?

    1. Re:Is this low carb? by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

      and high in fiber!

    2. Re:Is this low carb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO, low crab.

    3. Re:Is this low carb? by ingo23 · · Score: 1

      Now all the ink & toner manufacturers will have to state the calories count on the cartridge. And you'd better use laser if you are printing steaks!

    4. Re:Is this low carb? by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      That's excellent. The label *is* the nutrition.

  13. Not very filling... by jmcmunn · · Score: 1


    How many sheets of paper would you have to eat to constitute your 100%DV of fiber I wonder? MMmmmm...paper, D'oh!

    1. Re:Not very filling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now you think what kind of stuff is good for making paper and go sit in the corner.

  14. There's always ... by SpooForBrains · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... there's something fishy going on here ...

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    1. Re:There's always ... by -brazil- · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      This is why we need "-1, Really Bad Pun"

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  15. Not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sushi tastes about as good as paper, regardless of how you flavor it. I'm not surprised at all that it works as an alternative.

  16. Tesco Sushi by Vollernurd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Holy crap! I knew that they made it out of old paper. Tesco (UK's WalMart) make everything taste of paper. Now I know.

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    1. Re:Tesco Sushi by andynz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, Asda is UK's WalMart.

    2. Re:Tesco Sushi by thecardinal · · Score: 1

      Precisely - Asda is part of the Walmart group of companies, and is also quite possibly a better employer than Tesco, at least on pay.

    3. Re:Tesco Sushi by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      You mean walmart hasn't taken over the UK yet? Because they've taken over Canada. UK can't be far off.

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    4. Re:Tesco Sushi by mikey_boy · · Score: 1

      Walmart bought asda ... if they wanted to take over, they really should've got tesco instead

    5. Re:Tesco Sushi by 98jonesd · · Score: 0

      Actually, Tesco pay better than Asda and Sainsbury's.
      Employees get better benefits aswell.

    6. Re:Tesco Sushi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then Tesco can't be the UK analog of Wal-mart. Wal-mart has had at least four incidents of bad PR per year during the last few years because of poor worker treatment.

    7. Re:Tesco Sushi by bcmm · · Score: 1

      It's coming. They have started to print "Asda - part of the Walmart family" on signs now...

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    8. Re:Tesco Sushi by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      Tesco owns me. Almost everything I eat comes from their stores. It is convenient, close to the work, close to home. I must be making them rich.

    9. Re:Tesco Sushi by Chexum · · Score: 1
      You mean walmart hasn't taken over the UK yet? Because they've taken over Canada. UK can't be far off.

      I'm sure you can buy world maps in Canada too.

      (*ducks*)

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    10. Re:Tesco Sushi by jrumney · · Score: 1
      Actually, Tesco pay better than Asda and Sainsbury's. Employees get better benefits aswell.

      What would slashdot geeks talk about if the IT bubble hadn't burst?

      I work in the meat section, just graduated from pushing trolleys around the carpark. Where abouts do you guys work?

    11. Re:Tesco Sushi by 98jonesd · · Score: 0

      Nothing wrong with pushing trolleys, i'd rather do that than anything else in the store.
      I work on the front end, shitiest job in the store...

  17. bah! by the_unknown_soldier · · Score: 0, Funny

    In korea, only old people eat paper!

  18. Right Way by QMO · · Score: 1

    He's going about this exactly the right way.

    1. Have LOTS of wild ideas that you would like to try.
    2. Try them.
    3. Some of them work.
    4. Patent.
    5. Repeat steps 1 - 4.
    6. BIG profit (eventually).

    The trick is to finding a way to pay for the initial development and some way to test all the solutions to the wild ideas. The restaurant does both of those.

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    1. Re:Right Way by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      Well, it's better than the way most corporations seem to develop stuff, which involves moving step 4 before step 2. Or just dropping steps 2 and 3 altogether, because they can get expensive. It's easier to let someone else try all of your wild ideas, and when they find one that works, threaten to sue them.

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    2. Re:Right Way by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      I think big profit is happenig a little earlier in the process. $240 for a meal made of paper?

      I wonder how much I could sell prints of rice cakes sprinkled with butter salt. People could never tell the difference with the real thing.

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    3. Re:Right Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no way to patent things that you've tried in this way; it would count as prior art/publication.

    4. Re:Right Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trick is to finding a way to pay for the initial development and some way to test all the solutions to the wild ideas. The restaurant does both of those.

      They apparently exist... in Japan.

    5. Re:Right Way by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      What the, no question mark in the parent? I think this is a first :P

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  19. I live in chicago by squarefish · · Score: 5, Informative

    and although the place sounds interesting, it's way too outside the budget I need for a feeding.

    here's an review I found that sums it up:
    [ ]For the past decade restaurants have gone to great lengths--showy food, exposed kitchens, gimmicky menus--to add drama to their dining rooms. But when the theatrics overshadow the food, a restaurant and its diners are in trouble. At Market District newcomer MOTO, the show starts with waitstaff dressed in black lab coats, continues with aromatherapeutic flatware threaded with sprigs of fresh herbs (listed as a course on the menu!), and hits a peak when servers approach the table with six-inch syringes to inject a single rice ball with sweet-and-sour sauce. And if you think Charlie Trotter's servings are small, wait till you see what chef Homaro Cantu calls a salad: a teaspoon of tiny spinach gelatin cubes and another of frisee. A bite-size portion of scallops came sitting atop a plastic box (constructed by Cantu himself), where a small but tasty filet of black bass was steaming in "Pacific Oceanic products" (water FedExed in from the Pacific). If the minuscule portions of white-truffle ice-cream spaghetti and smoked-watermelon soup tasted good I'd be more forgiving, but they didn't. It goes on like this through the 13th course--you'll wish you'd opted for the five- or seven-course meal or, evenbetter, that you'd gone next door to Folia instead. Moto is at 945 W. Fulton, 312-491-0058.

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    1. Re:I live in chicago by d_jab · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That review does not sum it up. The reviewer obviously didn't like it and based on his comments, I would not consider him to be a reliable resource in the world of high-end dining. High-end dining is not about portions, its about flavors and experiences. I've been to MOTO and it was incredible. My wife and I had the ten-course meal with the wine progression. It was perfect. The wine selection complimented the courses exquisitely. The presentation was flawless. The service was impeccable. It was one of the greatest and most unique experiences of our lives.
      I highly recommend that people try MOTO with one piece of advice: Leave your expectations at the door.

      http://www.motorestaurant.com/

    2. Re:I live in chicago by pentalive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gosh I go to a resturant to - uh - eat.

      Perhaps after eating 13 courses of tiny ammounts of food I might be "full"... nope.

      Sure it tastes good (subjective) but if I pay $100.00 I don't want to need to eat again till at least the next regular meal time.

      Sheeh I'll take McDonalds!

    3. Re:I live in chicago by uqbar · · Score: 1

      I went to MOTO with a friend from San Francisco who wanted to try it. I expected to hate it since I read the same review (and others like it).

      But it was an enjoyable experience, and while some of the dishes were a bit bizaare or pretensious, it certainly made for a memorable and entertaining evening. Some of the food was very good - some of it was just very interesting. Which sounds like a slight, but it really isn't. This has more to do with conceptual art than with simple dining.

    4. Re:I live in chicago by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      Get a grip on yourself, man. The Emperor has no clothes!

      You got ripped off by a scam-artist who chuckles every day on his way to the bank. And like the ideal victim, you actually believe you got the better half of the transaction.

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    5. Re:I live in chicago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been twice. Some of the dishes don't work however most of the dishes were fantastic. It is also just a lot of fun which is also something to consider.

      BTW, i doubt the resturant makes much money. Many of these high end resturants make little on the food. They do well on the wine but net many are barely break even despite the prices.

    6. Re:I live in chicago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he believes that it was an unforgettably excellent experience, even weeks afterwards, how can you say that he got ripped off?

  20. New Canon disclaimer by Linker3000 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Only use genuine Canon consumables in this printer. The use of third party soy or fish-based pigments may lead to a poor eating experience, flatulence, bad breath, spots, sore tongue, cravings, stomach cramps and gastric upset for which Canon will not be responsible.

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    1. Re:New Canon disclaimer by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      sushi does that to me anyway, so whats the diff, yo?

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  21. Re:Sushi Fishy. by mrjb · · Score: 4, Informative

    The word Sushi, to my understanding, is derived from the words su (vinegar) and meshi (rice).

    The birth of sushi as we know it, was to use this vinegar rice to wrap fish in it, to conserve the fish, sometimes for months!

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  22. Re:Sushi Fishy. by JanneM · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yep, sushi is cold rice flavoured with vinegar and sugar. This food can be used in various ways, and rolls are just one variation.

    More common at home is to make "shirashizushi" - basically a large bowl with the rice and a bunch of different toppings spread out on top. Another variation is to have rice and toppings in bowls, then take a piece of nori (pressed seaweed) and add some sushi and whatever toppings you like, then roll up and eat - sort of the same way you make tacos.

    But yes, as it happens, sashimi tends to go very well with sushi.

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  23. Sushi is the rice, not the fish by whoda · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How can the guy call it sushi when it has no sushi-rice?
    It's made from soybeans.

    It's like saying a tofu steak is a prime cut of filet mignon because you colored it and added some flavoring.

    1. Re:Sushi is the rice, not the fish by pronobozo · · Score: 1

      How can the guy call it sushi when it has no sushi-rice? It's made from soybeans. It's like saying a tofu steak is a prime cut of filet mignon because you colored it and added some flavoring. Sushi also isn't 2mm thick, and confined to a dpi. Soy is a healthy and ultra cheap alternative to a lot of foods. That's why tofu burgers, aren't actually meat etc...

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    2. Re:Sushi is the rice, not the fish by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You don't call it special bell peppers with beef if there's no beef, do you?

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    3. Re:Sushi is the rice, not the fish by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Ceci n'est pas une sushi.

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    4. Re:Sushi is the rice, not the fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you miss the point by a little more? You can't call flavored soybeans sushi. Sushi is the Japanese word for rice.

  24. 3rd world by JFMulder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great, so now we can actually fax them food.

    1. Re:3rd world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that they will be doing the faxing after food production is outsourced to them. :-)

    2. Re:3rd world by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but first we'll have to ship them edible ink cartridges, and you know HP's gonna rape us on that...

  25. This will be taken too far by Albinofrenchy · · Score: 1

    His business will suddenly drop all it's customers when he puts in edible toilet paper.

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  26. Paging Mr. Tuttle ... er ...Buttle by DrTrogg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's see - vast drone-like armies of workers ... corporate marauders ... increased terrorism ... now pictures of food instead of food. If DeNiro shows up to fix my toilet I'm moving to Canada.

    Anyone sharing a desk with their neighbor in the next cube yet?

  27. Re:Sushi Fishy. by ari_j · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Contrast with Surstromming, which is fish allowed to ferment in the can to preserve itself. Thank you, Sweden, for one-upping Norway. Lutefisk wasn't disgusting enough.

  28. Cooking != Art by DingerX · · Score: 1

    For if cooking were art, some chefs would serve motor oil.

    err... better not give him any more ideas.

    1. Re:Cooking != Art by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Not sure how you can say that, there's a lot of "cooking" that's more on the art side of things. Mostly inedible "gingerbread" houses, various sugar sculptures that border on the inedible, etc.

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    2. Re:Cooking != Art by InterStellaArtois · · Score: 1
      Well, modern art. So things like a pile of bricks, old unwashed bedsheets, a dead sheep etc. That wouldn't make good eating, especially the last.

      No, hold on ...

    3. Re:Cooking != Art by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      And some mechanics would fill the crank case with Hershy's chocolate syrup?

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  29. Bet it will be in the next Bond by Laurentiu · · Score: 1

    "This message will be ingested in 3...2...GULP!"

    Mint-flavored /. anyone? :)

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  30. Re:Sushi Fishy. by -brazil- · · Score: 1
    Indeed non-fish sushi are nowadays common, though the majority does indeed contain raw fish. The nori is not a defining ingredient either, since the rolls (maki sushi) are only one of the two main forms of sushi, with the other (nigiri sushi) requiring no nori - a slab of fish (or whatever) is just placed on a lump of rice. The rice is the defining ingredient: if there's no rice, it's not sushi.


    However, sushi historically developed in a way that makes only sense with fish, since the rice was used to conserve the fish by pickling it with lactic acid.

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  31. Good thing it wasn't an HP printer by defishguy · · Score: 3, Funny

    If it were an HP printer when the seaweed part of the cartridge expired youd have to replace the WHOLE cartridge and it would cost $5000 dollars, and expire when there is still 15% sushi left!

    1. Re:Good thing it wasn't an HP printer by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      It'd be cheaper to replace the printer and get a free cartridge instead.

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    2. Re:Good thing it wasn't an HP printer by ftzdomino · · Score: 1

      It'd be cheaper to replace the printer and get a free cartridge instead. That's why new printers come with cartridges that are only half full.

    3. Re:Good thing it wasn't an HP printer by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      half full or half empty????

      Ga-damn.. they think of everything don't they???

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  32. Wasabi anyone? by Powertrip · · Score: 1

    Hmm, can he print out some Wasabi in that 'Sushi' for me? :)

  33. Yeah, go on, applaud the criminal by Wylfing · · Score: 4, Funny
    This guy should so obviously go to jail. I mean, you can't tell me those printer cartidges are authorized by the printer's manufacturer. This kind of wanton breaking of the DMCA has to stop if we want companies to continue making the high quality printers we've come to expect. Now someone's family at Lexmark is going to go hungry because Mr. Cantu stole their IP.

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    1. Re:Yeah, go on, applaud the criminal by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1

      wan-ton breaking

    2. Re:Yeah, go on, applaud the criminal by jdog1016 · · Score: 1

      Who the hell modded this insightful?

      I really don't feel like typing out any explanation, so here are just a few relevant articles.

    3. Re:Yeah, go on, applaud the criminal by john-gal · · Score: 1

      Dont you mean 'wonton' breaking of the DMCA? :-)

    4. Re:Yeah, go on, applaud the criminal by MisterTut · · Score: 1

      I did. Satire can be insightful. duh. Read much?

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  34. Has to be said by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    In Korea, only old people print their sushi (or kim-bap, as it is called there).

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  35. Hmmmm by dheltzel · · Score: 1, Interesting

    But is it a naked printer?

    1. Re:Hmmmm by jgerman · · Score: 1

      I love people with attitudes like that. "It promotes violence against women", "It treats women as objects".

      STFU will ya? Who the fuck are they to tell other women what they can and can't do?

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  36. Re:Sushi Fishy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's marketing brilliance really.

    "this stuff stinks. it looks and tastes like it's gone off - that makes me sick!"...
    "it's meant to do that"

    "this emailer stinks. outlook express automatically opens executables - that spreads viruses!"...
    "it's not a bug, it's a feature"

  37. Re:Paging Mr. Tuttle ... er ...Buttle by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If DeNiro shows up to fix my toilet I'm moving to Canada.

    Canada? Surely you mean Brazil...

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  38. Moto's is always doing this crap. by kahei · · Score: 4, Interesting


    Look, it's not sushi, if you RTFA you'll see it's a novelty item printed with sushi designs on the outside -- it's not supposed to even look like sushi.

    That apart, the point about Moto's is that it doesn't serve actual food, it serves insanely tiny and bizarre objets d'art in Kubrik-esque surroundings. You don't go there to eat, you go there to witness the most ridiculous restaurant ever, and boy do they deliver! Single strand of spaghetti? You can get that. Silver teaspoon containing tiny dab of meat-flavored ice cream? You can get that (but can't keep the teaspoon). Giant pile of pretention, drenched with arrogance, topped with a fundamental inability to understand cookery and garnished with a four-digit bill? They have that, too -- actually, it's compulsory.

    It's still part of what makes Chicago great, though.

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    1. Re:Moto's is always doing this crap. by jxyama · · Score: 1
      >Look, it's not sushi, if you RTFA you'll see it's a novelty item printed with sushi designs on the outside -- it's not supposed to even look like sushi.

      of course not, did you think you could print sushi? i mean, when /. summarizes that "Darl McBride eats shit," do we really mean that (even if we want it to be true)? :P

    2. Re:Moto's is always doing this crap. by NardofDoom · · Score: 1
      Wonderful! The last reason I'd go to a restaurant is to actually eat something.

      And the only reason I'd go to Chicago is to not eat a nice, big steak.

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    3. Re:Moto's is always doing this crap. by kahei · · Score: 3, Interesting


      Well, actually, I was picturing a printer that lays down a layer of sushi rice in a given pattern, lays toppings on that, and thus 'prints' out plates of sushi to order. So you could dial up '20 maguro in a ring, then 10 amaebi and 10 engawa within that, and NO UNI' and it would lay down nigiri accordingly and output just such a pattern of sushi, with NO UNI.

      Ever since I saw a stereolith machine the other day, I have been in awe of the wondrous power of printers.

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    4. Re:Moto's is always doing this crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, after all the 'human skin' printer was only a week or 2 ago on /.

    5. Re:Moto's is always doing this crap. by tuomoks · · Score: 1

      Well said. Espec. "It's still part of what makes Chicago great, though." - sorry, have no points to give. have a nice day.

    6. Re:Moto's is always doing this crap. by reverseengineer · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yes, this certainly is one of those pretentious places with food so expensive and dainty that you're certain that food critics are the only patrons. (Who else has both 5 hours AND 500 dollars to spend on a single meal?) I mean, I love the geeky tech "kitchen science" stuff that chefs are getting into, a major feature of acolytes of Charlie Trotter, including Cantu here-I mean, as the article notes, he also plans to buy a class IV laser to create dishes that are "impossible through conventional means." That's pretty sweet. Also, the use of liquid nitrogen in cuisine- though it's funny to see star chefs "discover" something university science students have known for generations. I'm all for fun with food- the lasers and superconductors are simply one up on the blowtorches and flambes before them- pure flair for presentation.

      But, I do agree that much of the "postmodern" haute cuisine has gotten way out of hand, what with "deconstructed" dishes and foamed sea water (I'm not kidding) and instructions to the diners on how to properly eat each dish. It's all become a bit too precious and baroque, and while I like that Chicago is being recognized for culinary innovation, I'm more of a steakhouse/deep dish pizza place guy myself.

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    7. Re:Moto's is always doing this crap. by gleam · · Score: 2, Informative

      >>Look, it's not sushi, if you RTFA you'll see it's a novelty item printed with sushi designs on the outside -- it's not supposed to even look like sushi.

      Not true, it's in the shape of maki and has pictures of maki on the paper, and is wrapped around maki. That's how it was served to some friends on tuesday. It's also flavored to taste like sushi.

      -ed

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    8. Re:Moto's is always doing this crap. by HalfOfOne · · Score: 1
      "It's still part of what Chicago great, though".

      You know, you had me and then you lost me. Chicago's strengths are many: the theatre, the commerce, the fine dining, the 3 days of Spring and Fall that preface blazingly hot Summers and Winters that get mayors either hired or fired.

      I live in Chicago, and it's a place where you can get entire sides of beef relatively easily. Where the stockyards used to be there are now trendy restaurants, but the trends still lean towards a bit of gluttony. Eat enough at Gibsons or Weber Grill and they have wheelbarrow service out to your car.

      Ridiculous stuff like Moto is tolerated and sometimes even enjoyed, but it doesn't add or take away from the aggregate greatness of my town. It only adds to the "you can get anything here, sometimes even things you want" factor.

    9. Re:Moto's is always doing this crap. by ChrisPee · · Score: 1
      Giant pile of pretention, drenched with arrogance, topped with a fundamental inability to understand cookery and garnished with a four-digit bill? They have that, too -- actually, it's compulsory.
      Of course it is. Have you checked the prices of replacement printer cartridges lately?
    10. Re:Moto's is always doing this crap. by dbitter1 · · Score: 1
      I'm more of a steakhouse/deep dish pizza place guy myself.

      We have that too, here in Chicago. And not just boring old steak and pizza either... Bottomless meat pits like Fogo de Chao and a vast assortment of pizza in various varieties...

      Note to self: do not post to /. before breakfast

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  39. Re:Sushi Fishy. by vettemph · · Score: 1

    Correct. And I believe it's called sushimi when it contains raw fish/seafood.

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  40. Nothing new by should_be_linear · · Score: 0

    McDonalds always had far better food printed on paper then actual.

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  41. Re:Paging Mr. Tuttle ... er ...Buttle by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, if DeNiro showed up, he'd already be in Brazil.

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  42. Paper jam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now if you could print jam on the paper you would get a whole new definition for the phrase 'paper jam'

    1. Re:Paper jam? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Which of course brings us to the ob. Office Space Quote - "PC Load Letter??? What the F does THAT mean?"

  43. Beam me up, Cantu by johnmeier1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    >The 3-D printer could function as a cooking device, creating silicone molds for pill-sized dishes flavored, say, like watermelon, bacon and eggs or even beef Bourguignon, he said, and he could also make edible molds out of cornstarch.

    Is he trying to create the mythic Replicator from Star Trek?

    -johnmeier

  44. Wake me up and... by zobier · · Score: 1

    Let me know when I can get a desktop printer that prints out the entire roll.

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  45. Re:Sushi Fishy. by wintaki · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lutefisk is actually pretty good. I never liked it the first few years I lived in Norway, but now I look forward to it. It also depends where I get it - Stortorvet Gjestiveri is good I think, but other places I've had tried didn't taste as good. Of course, you need enough of the bacon fat poured on top to make it taste good :-)

  46. Re:Sushi Fishy. by clambake · · Score: 1

    The word Sushi, to my understanding, is derived from the words su (vinegar) and meshi (rice).

    My hot Japanese girlfriend says you are wrong.

    This is the kanji for sushi: here

  47. smelly soybean by stel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Leave it to the US to take something thats been perfected over the course of a couple hundred years, and destroy it in the length of an article. I get the whole gimmick thingie, and the fact that you can 'now' eat stuff you normally wouldn't (edible underwear)but whats the friggin point. Sushi is supposed to be simple, quick, fresh, easy and healthy. I just don't see the point in all this???

  48. Re:Sushi Fishy. by wintaki · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's called "sashimi" when there is *NO* rice. i.e. just slices of raw fish. Sushi is either nigiri or maki. Nigiri is peices of (usually) fish on top of balls of rice. Maki are what the "rolls". In both cases, the rice is seasoned with vinegar and sugar. See http://www.rain.org/~hutch/rice.html for sushi rice info.

  49. Pr0n by myom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This of course will get its breakthrough (as with VHS, Internet, DVD, P2P) when pornn pics can be printed with flavour.

    1. Re:Pr0n by liquidsin · · Score: 4, Funny

      good news: You could actually print a picture of Natalie Portman that tastes like hot grits.

      bad news: someone could slip a pic of the goatse guy into your sandwich when you're not looking.

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    2. Re:Pr0n by teg · · Score: 1

      good news: You could actually print a picture of Natalie Portman that tastes like hot grits.

      You could do that now with no printing necesarry, just heat the paper. Grits... ugh.

    3. Re:Pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude. gross. That's worse than pussy flavored icecream.

  50. paper carbs by acklogic · · Score: 1

    do we have to count paper carbs too now? or is it back to fiber intakes?

  51. More on Matrix-Jet Printing by VernonNemitz · · Score: 1

    The magazine Popular Science has an article this month about how printing technology is starting to get for making everything from microcircuits to houses.

    1. Re:More on Matrix-Jet Printing by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1


      Why we may be able to print people one day /Will anyone get the reference to the Best.Scifi.Evar

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    2. Re:More on Matrix-Jet Printing by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Sorry tbat should have read

      <Gene Hackman>
      Why we may be able to print people one day
      </Gene Hackman>

      Will anyone get the reference to the Best.Scifi.Evar?

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  52. you forgot... by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 0

    the 'trying-to-get-off-the-ground-soon-to-be-classic' 'In South Korea, only old people...' line.

    1. Re:you forgot... by DJCF · · Score: 1

      It actually applies in this case as well!

      I kind of prefer to meme-that-almost-was:

      In Korea, eating sushi is only for the eldery

  53. Re:Sushi Fishy. by sarahemm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't forget hakarl, shark meat that's been buried in the sand for six months...

  54. Excuses... by kmartshopper · · Score: 1

    I guess you can really say your dog ate your homework now.

  55. Ok WiseGuy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Print me up a nice Angus Steak !

    Bah!

  56. Why? by pragone · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why would some one want to eat food that isn't food? I mean... I'll buy that if I can pay it with printed money!

    1. Re:Why? by e-gold · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, nobody wants to know (and your comment got modded down, to make sure they don't do anything dangerous like THINK about it...). I should probably post this anonymously, but I feel annoying today.
      JMR

      Speaking ONLY for myself.

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  57. Re:Sushi Fishy. by swv3752 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I call bs. You are posting on /. hence you can't have a girlfriend let alone a hot asian one.

    Next you are going to say she likes watching Anime and playing on the PS2. :-P

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  58. Brand extension by Reignking · · Score: 1

    This sounds like the next big thing for the George Foreman Grill line...

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  59. It's not a fair comparison ;-) by GQuon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not a fair to compare lutefisk with surstrømming. That's a fixed race.

    Rakfisk is worse than lutefisk, I think. Surstrømming might still win as the most disgusting dish, but at least it's a bit of a match.

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    1. Re:It's not a fair comparison ;-) by varj · · Score: 1

      Of course you mean "Surströmming"

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    2. Re:It's not a fair comparison ;-) by Eskarel · · Score: 1
      Rakfisk doesn't actually sound too bad, I mean I've never tried it, but I like everything else I've ever had pickled or brined so why not fish.

      Jellied or fermented is however an entirely different story.

    3. Re:It's not a fair comparison ;-) by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Rakfisk doesn't seem far from the way lots of people make fish sauce (e.g. Ancient Romans, Vietnamese etc).

      Doesn't even look like it gets that much of a chance to rot unlike Surstromming, or involve saturation in a pretty _toxic_ chemical (e.g. lutefisk in lye aka NaOH).

      But maybe you've tasted lutefisk and rakfisk and the latter actually tastes worse?

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  60. levitate food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sounds like a DFU of epic proportions to me.

    class IV laser in the hands of a gobshite like this..? jesus, somebody should stop this tool from getting his hands on anything like that.

  61. Re:it gets worse by BadDoggie · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Holy mackerel! I don't really have much to add. I'm just perched here posting this crappie comment for the halibut.

    woof.

  62. Re:it gets worse by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 0

    Jeez, gotta love the quality of jokes in this plaice...

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  63. Neo, The Moto Has you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this sushi isn't real, I know when I put it in my mouth the Moto is telling my brain that it is juicy and tender...

  64. Re:Sushi Fishy. by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 1
    Contrast with Surstromming, which is fish allowed to ferment in the can to preserve itself.
    Isn't using fermentation to preserve like using blood thinners to stop bleading?
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  65. Re:it gets worse by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Man, I've totally haddock with the awful puns around here.

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  66. Re:Sushi Fishy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, in the same way the kittens = poptarts.

  67. Author and Sushi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From stereotypical statements like "pristine, coin-size disks stuffed with lumps of fresh crab and rice and wrapped in shiny nori." to incorrect statements such as "They also taste like sushi, deliciously fishy and seaweedy.", it seems this guys actually has no clue about sushi other than the stuff he buys at the local grocery store when he wants to impress a girl.

  68. Maybe I'm a traditionalist... by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but if I'm going to spend 240 bucks on sushi, I damn-well better be eating raw fish, not pictures of raw fish. It's an interesting idea, sure, and some of his inventions may have practical uses, but I highly doubt he's going to be able to levitate food. He'd either need to cool it with liquid nitrogen and put it on a superconducting plate, making it inedible, or he'd need freakin' huge magnets. And as for food disappearing, hell, I can do that easily. It's called "eating".

  69. Paper Cassette - Load Letter format paper by anti-NAT · · Score: 1

    I'm sure you probably knew that.

    However, some minor trivia. Apparently in the US it usually indicates that the Letter format paper in the Paper Cassette has run out and needs to be refilled. Here in Australia we used to see it for a different reason. We use A4 paper, which the printer knew was A4. From memory, if you installed Word without setting the region right, or, alternatively used the Default template, which I think defaulted to Letter format paper, you would get this message even if the paper cassette was full of paper - because it was full of A4 paper, not Letter ! This made it less obvious what this message meant, as you couldn't see an obvious reason why the printer didn't print. Fortunately, HP invented the "Continue" button, which made Letter jobs print to A4. Pressing "Continue" was such an easy thing to do that you never really bothered spending the time finding out what the real cause was, and just dismissed it as one of those weird "computer things" that happen ever now and again. Of course, if you did one day look at the paper settings and then set it to A4, the message never showed up. You never quite connected those two events together, so you never really knew how to properly fix it when it occured.

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  70. Don't make him angry or he'll transform by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1
    Domo Arigato Mr.Homaro

    Make light all you like about his name, but if you make him angry, he will transform into a Santoku wielding HAMTARO

  71. $240 per person to eat PAPER?!?! by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

    And we wonder why people crash planes into our buildings.

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    1. Re:$240 per person to eat PAPER?!?! by Superfreaker · · Score: 1

      And we wonder why people crash planes into our buildings.

      Has it been 20 years already?

      I thought we had to wait that long before we were able to make jokes about this kind of stuff...

    2. Re:$240 per person to eat PAPER?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we wonder why people crash planes into our buildings.

      Has it been 20 years already?


      I don't think he was referring to 9/11. After reading about this place, the natural response for almost everyone is to want to crash a plane into it, or to blow it up, or something like that. :)

    3. Re:$240 per person to eat PAPER?!?! by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      It's still too soon to make fun of FDR, so YMMV.

    4. Re:$240 per person to eat PAPER?!?! by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes, I was referring to 9/11. But I wouldn't exactly call it a joke, because I wasn't joking.

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    5. Re:$240 per person to eat PAPER?!?! by Monstard · · Score: 1

      So, let me get this straight. You're saying you'd like to crash a plane into a building and kill thousands of innocent people simply because somebody thought up a geek version of a printer? And you're the one sitting here reading all about the geek news, and then you say you want to kill us.

      I'd call you an asshole, but then you'd probably fly a plane into my house.

      Nice to see the terrorists are living here in the U.S. and reading slashdot.

    6. Re:$240 per person to eat PAPER?!?! by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

      Whoa there, Nellie. You just took the gold medal in conclusion-jumping, dude. I'm saying nothing of the sort.

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    7. Re:$240 per person to eat PAPER?!?! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      Krusty the Clown: Why don't we start with a joke?
      What's the difference between Pakistan and a pancake?
      I don't know any pancakes that were nuked by India!

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      Krusty: What, too soon?

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  72. Torrent? by smiley2billion · · Score: 2, Funny

    So.... Does someone have a torrent link for this? Now all we need is printable beer and we're all set.

    1. Re:Torrent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can just eat a piece of toliet paper, used or unused. It'll taste better than Budweiser.

  73. Re:it gets worse by Mr+Guy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I can't stand heron them either.

    Damn, that's a bird.

  74. Print a pizza and save on delivery by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1
    So, does it mean the time is not far ahead we could order a pizza on the Internet and have it printed right on your deskside printer?

    And, of course, you pay for the receipe and the royalities to Mr. Cantu only. The ingredients will be stocked in the supplies cabinet in your office.

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  75. Interesting by millwall · · Score: 3, Funny

    "We'll be the first restaurant on planet Earth to use a class IV laser to cook food"

    Anyone got a link to the planet that already does this?

  76. Re:Sushi Fishy. by operagost · · Score: 1

    I don't understand how, in an environment where the termperature is below freezing for at least five months, preservation is an issue. Bury the food during winter and early spring, then salt and smoke any excess meat you may have when it warms up. I think these foods were just created on a dare.

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  77. Maybe fresh UNI is OK? [OT]. by Alan+Livingston · · Score: 1

    You know... I'd always had a big "NO UNI" rule regarding my sushi eating habits. I've tried it a couple of times in New York and never liked it.

    Once, while in Tokyo, I went for sushi with vendors. They ordered the lunch special and the sushi chef prepared each piece separately and handed one or two pieces to everyone at the bar that ordered the special.

    One course was Uni and I wasn't looking forward to it. I figured I'd swallow it as fast as possible. But when I grabbed it, it broke apart. I put it in my mouth and it was actually pretty pleasant. I don't know if it's how it was prepared or how fresh it was or what. But I didn't mind the experience at all.

    I still haven't had the courage to order Uni at home, though.

    1. Re:Maybe fresh UNI is OK? [OT]. by Don'tTreadOnMe · · Score: 1
      No ! Don't tell him how good Uni really is ! That way, there's more for us...

      Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... Uni.

  78. More artifical flavoring and colors please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where are the space vitamin pills we were supposed to be ingesting... Here we are in 2005 and all we have is freeze dry ice cream, hot pockets and tang... /sarcasm

  79. Opaque box? by adamfranco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From TFA:
    "The tiny opaque box, about three inches square, is made of a superinsulating polymer. Mr. Cantu heats the box to 350 degrees in an oven and places a raw piece of Pacific sea bass inside it. A server then delivers it to diners, who can watch the fish cook."

    I would have thought that it would have needed to be clear, or at least translucent to see the contents...

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    1. Re:Opaque box? by gleam · · Score: 1

      It's translucent. It may even be clear, but the steam from the cooking fish fogs up the panes. I've seen multiple pictures, and it always looks foggy.

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  80. Re:Sushi Fishy. by Johnny5000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You are posting on /. hence you can't have a girlfriend let alone a hot asian one.

    I think by 'hot japanese girlfriend' he meant his computer. Maybe it's overclocked?

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  81. And I said to the Food Replicator by kilodelta · · Score: 0

    One cup of Earl Grey, Hot. Instead I got a cup of steaming liquid that tasted somewhat like but not quite like tea. Also reminds me of the delightful little turn in THHGTG: I teleported home one night with Ron, Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggie's heart away and I got Sidney's leg.

  82. Sushi....how about the beer by kngfisher · · Score: 1

    now if only if beer that tasted like beer be faxed to me for lunch. This opens up a whole new world of edible books and mags. donuts........yum......

  83. Re:Sushi Fishy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Because the fish are caught in the spring.

    The origins of this stuff is the Northern baltic coastal regions. Not exactly an area where a lot grows, or grows well. There were people in northern Sweden literally starving to death as late as 1919. So you can hardly blame them for eating whatever they could. (Bread made out of tree-bark was common too. It fills you up, but has no nutritional value, since humans can't digest it.)

    So you can't blame the people for eating disgusting stuff. But why you would continue to do so out of tradition, in a modern, industrialized, first-world country is still beyond me.

  84. Food stamps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A whole new delivery system!

  85. Moto review and pics at lthforum.com by gleam · · Score: 1

    about a dozen people dined as a group at moto on tuesday evening with a menu prepared especially for them. 18 courses, plus an amuse, plus a special course, plus an edible menu.

    the amuse was cornstarch packing peanuts flavored like buttered popcorn

    the paper maki was on there, as was a spur of the moment "raccoon roadkill" dish made up of leftover raccoon meat one of the diners brought in.

    you really need to see the pictures for some of them.

    moto review + pics

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  86. It's Paper! by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Soylent Sushi is PAPER!

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  87. Your comment may be more accurate than you think.. by nganju · · Score: 1

    ...depending on which printer they're using!

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  88. Axiom by catdevnull · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

    Hey, is that Sushi in your pocket or are you just happy sashimi?

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  89. Re:Sushi Fishy. by Pirogoeth · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just don't think I could do lutefisk...

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  90. Re:Sushi Fishy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Not everyone shares your own idea of disgusting. I had an American girlfriend who loved pop-tarts.
    I found myself on the verge of vomiting after a single bite. Seriously.

    A lot of foods take some training for most people to like. Remember the first time you had coffee, beer, green olives, pickles, chili? Most adults enjoy at least some of these, but not a lot of small children do.

    But hey, it's the adults that are wrong; except for the olives all the rest are bad for you in some way. So ban foods that most toddlers don't like, we don't need none of that in a modern, industrialized, first-world country anyway, right?

  91. We liked it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    On Tuesday night, a dozen friends and I spent 7 1/2 hours in Moto's function room enjoying 22 courses, including one involving a meat that one of our group brought to Cantu and asked if there were any preparations he'd enjoy making. What's important here is that, while the gimmicks are flashy (and he admits up front that it's an evening of flashy gimmicks), the food itself is of a level competitive with most in Chicago.

    A variety of reviews, including pictures, have been posted on the foodie site we hang out on, which, to avoid the Slashdot effect, I leave as an exercise for you readers.

  92. Re:Sushi Fishy. by badasscat · · Score: 1

    I call bs. You are posting on /. hence you can't have a girlfriend let alone a hot asian one.

    I'll do him one better - I've got a hot Asian (actually Japanese) wife!

    But he is actually right - sushi neither refers to the rice nor directly to the fish. It's a method of preserving food. Specifically, it originally was a method of preserving fish - hence it generally being served with fish today (though not always). But it is not really correct to say that sushi does not refer to the fish - without fish, sushi never would have been invented, and the first forms of sushi were little more than fish, salt, and vinegar. There was no rice.

    Sushi evolved over the years like many foods do. Today's maki are not even really Japanese (though neither was the first sushi, really, either).

    Do a Google search on the origins of sushi and you'll find a bunch of stories that say basically the same thing - you can glean the true history from that. (I'm not linking to a specific page because they all have minor details that sound more or less apocryphal, but the gist is basically the same between most of them).

    The kanji for sushi also looks like a fish. Kanji originally was a pictographic language - it depicts what it is. Here's a nice page that shows the various kanji used throughout the years and also talks a little bit about their origins and the origins of sushi. (Before anyone gets confused by that page talking about a bunch of Chinese stuff, remember that Japanese kanji is derived from Chinese kanji, so all Japanese kanji have origins in the Chinese language.)

  93. Sounds fishy by oniboy · · Score: 0

    With Japan & Americas track record on MSG this sounds like it might be a health problem waiting to happen. Just what is this stuff "flavoured" with ?

  94. Patents? by guardianfox · · Score: 1

    Could he really patent the edible paper/ink process? I've seen paper made of sugar before... and I'm pretty sure I've seen someone else use cornstarch paper and food-safe dyes to put celebrity pics on cookies. Im not sure I was reading the article right but it sounded like he filed a patent. Too bad, because I want open-source printable snackage. The idea to use a 3d printer to print out food isn't a big leap either. I remember when I first heard about the technology, the show I was watching mentioned that the models that had been created were made of cornstarch and could actually be eaten if you really felt like it. Either way, I hope his ideas lead to something cool. The 3d printer idea could be refined with some good research. It wouldn't be as magical as Star Trek's solution to food in space... but it might reduce the amount of storage our astronauts need for food supplies on long trips. If it could print out a steaming hot hamburger, even if it took half an hour and it's not a very good one, I'd buy one and use it frequently.

  95. The fine art of sushi takes another hit by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

    When willl they learn that sushi is a art form, not to be duplicated by a machiene.

    1. Re:The fine art of sushi takes another hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please. The Japanese culture is one of the least likely to have a problem with robotic sushi chefs. It their food, after all.

  96. cake icing by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, the technology has existed for a few years now to do this with icing on cakes. I was able to put the stanza of a poem on my groom's cake by giving them a pdf file of the poem stanza text and a graphic. They then printed the icing out onto the cake. It was quite neat and did a very good job, though naturally you still neat artistic skill for any of the frilly edges and 3D creations.
    And, before anyone asks, the poem had nothing to do with Nantucket ;-) !

  97. Re:Sushi Fishy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I second that. I had a japanese friend of mine make sushi, and it came to my surprise that it only consisted of mixed rice and vinegar rolled up into a rice sheet. That sounds curious, since any information I could find doesn't distinguish sushi from raw fish.

    And yeah, it tasted very good.

  98. Not a bad idea.... by DeepDarkSky · · Score: 2, Interesting

    for astronaut food. I am not saying taking a printer into space with flavor ink cartridges, mind you, but that the printed papers be shipped with them...

    Though I suppose they could try both, but if the printer malfunctions, they'd starve if they relied on this exclusively.

    But this allows for more efficient storage. With a bit more tweaking with the proper research, with proper packaging which can also reduce the amount of exposed surface, this could be a really great way to provide nutrients for space travel, etc.

  99. Re:Sushi Fishy. by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    I don't consider this asian girl i am seeing my girlfriend - but she sleeps with me, and she is hot - so I might have a better deal then the above guy with a "hot asian girlfriend"

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  100. Protein contents? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    I'd like some "Nutrition Facts" sheet in^H^H along with that thing... at least with traditional sushi (salmon) I knew it had some protein. I'm not gonna swallow lots of rice and edible paper just to get fat.

  101. Beyond 2000 by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    Years ago (early 90's) there was a show called Beyond 2000 which would feature new and innovative gadgets. One of them was this paper (looked like saran wrap) that would be flavored like some food and you could eat it. It would have all the nutrients you needed....though sorry - i can't see myself getting full on this and while nutrition is important - people generally eat because they are hungry.

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  102. Re:it gets worse by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

    I think you should get your herring checked.

  103. Chat with the guy who invented Bubblejet sushi: by perlow · · Score: 1

    http://forums.egullet.org/index.php?showtopic=3559 5

    He's one of the members of eGullet.

  104. It's all slightly underwhelming by pandabrand · · Score: 2, Funny

    I went to Moto in November for my birthday and I have to say it's not as wacky and people make out to be, but it's also a pretty good restaurant. That last statment assumes you don't have a problem paying the same amount for dinner that you would for a mini iPod. I don't do often but, I'm a foodie and I like a challenge. There are plenty things to not like about Moto most revolves around his attempts a 'new' ways to make food. The 'sushi' well it tastes kind of salty, kind of like seaweed (go figure). If I remember correctly it was served after a champagne sorbet or some caviar course which was much better (the basics always works). The overall experiance was good, there are plenty of aother places that I would want to go before I go back, but I definitetly would he is at least trying something new.

  105. Re:Sushi Fishy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What relevance does being hot have? None!

  106. Print me a kipper... by zecg · · Score: 1

    ...I'll be back for breakfast.

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  107. Prior art by Richard+Kirk · · Score: 1
    Weirdly enough, I was in Canon Research Europe in the late nineties, and we suggested using edible inks in printer cartridges to write on rice paper. You can then stick this down to cake tops with egg white or something. We wondered whether to patent it but decided not to. I expect there is an earlier Japanese patent, but we didn't bother to dig too deeply.

    Later that year, a company in Texas started printing direct to cake icing using a travelling printer head.

    When I was young we had none of this fancy technology. A slice of bread in the typewriter had to suffice...

    1. Re:Prior art by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      When I was young we had none of this fancy technology. A slice of bread in the typewriter had to suffice...
      Bhaa! When I was young I had a piece of mammoth (rotting non the less) and had to carve the prints in stone using an other stone. Durring this process we created fire which help cooked the meat. As well allow us to heat the stone to high temptaures so we can brand the imprint on the meat.

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  108. Re:Sushi Fishy. by ari_j · · Score: 1

    Lutefisk isn't bad, it's just prima facie disgusting. I had it as a kid, but haven't for some time. Lefse and krumkake are my favorite Norwegian foods. You probably have not tried this, but instead of butter, spread a very thin layer of peanut butter on a sheet of lefse and roll it with sugar. It's a fantastic variation. I doubt that peanut butter would work as well on lutefisk, though. ;)

  109. Re:Sushi Fishy. by markana · · Score: 1

    That's just because after 9 months of winter, *anything* tastes good.... :-)

    Honestly, when making lutefisk the old-fashioned way, the fumes from the lye can peel the paint off the walls. My gransmother used to drive me out of the house with the stench...

  110. DMCA notice soon to follow. by infonography · · Score: 1

    Adding your own after market ink is not allowed. You violate your prodect warrantee and reduce profit margin. (Mostly the latter)

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  111. Edible Ink by null+etc. · · Score: 1

    In the meantime, he gets sued by Canon for using ink that doesn't cost $35 per cartridge.

    1. Re:Edible Ink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break it to you but the edible ink that we use costs even more!

  112. Nutritious by Enevitable · · Score: 0

    That sounds great and all, but how nutritious is it?

  113. News at 11... by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    "Viewing this evening on FOX when you get home..."
    "Local sushi shops filled with E-Coli bacteria? News at 11..."

    ^_^ And, of course the perreniel favorite, slightly modified, "Help! I'm a prisoner of the sushi chef in the kitchen!"
    Seriously though, anyone else think fortune sushi might not be far off?

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  114. If it tastes too bland... by Sotogonesu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tastes a little flat? Just sprinkle some Epson salt on it.

  115. Real Question is .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it taste good .... ?

  116. I finally have a good answer to... by Monstard · · Score: 1

    What would you want with you if you could only have one thing on a deserted island? ...

    Why, a printer that prints food, of course!

  117. Re:Sushi Fishy. by kpwoodr · · Score: 1

    Contrast that with Ceviche in which white fish is "Cooked" in lemon/lime juice. There is no actual heat applied, but rather the acid from the citrus cooks the fish.

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  118. Re:Sushi Fishy. by modecx · · Score: 1

    No, it's not overclocked.. It simply has a big Type-R decal and a crookedly mounted (and disproportionately sized) spoiler. :p

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  119. Why? by Snart+Barfunz · · Score: 1

    Why? Why, oh why? Why would he do this? Why?

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  120. Nuts by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Mr. Cantu believes that restaurant-goers, particularly diners who are willing to spend $240 per person for a meal are often disappointed by conventional dining experiences.

    For $240, that meal had better include spotted owl, bald eagle, and wooly mammoth! Seriously, how many people out there have ever spent $240 on a meal, let alone $240 per person?

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    1. Re:Nuts by Snowspinner · · Score: 1

      $240 is for the eighteen course tasting menu paired with wine.

      There are three menus - a five course, a ten course, and an eighteen course, priced at $65, $100, and $160 repsectively. Each of those can be paired with wines for $40, $60, and $80 respectively.

      So it is possible to eat, if not cheap, at least in the realm of "fairly nice" restaurants.

  121. Black Lab Coats? by hey! · · Score: 2, Funny

    At Market District newcomer MOTO, the show starts with waitstaff dressed in black lab coats, ...

    Dude, somebody call PETA quick!

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  122. Can we do something similiar with towels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll take mine with nutrients on one end and anti-depresents on the other.

  123. Finally! by trime · · Score: 1

    The arts of sushi preparation and origami collide!

  124. Is the ink also edible? by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 1

    nt

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  125. They weren't all planes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Pentagon was hit by something quite different, and then we were all LIED TO:

    http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/pentagon.htm

    1. Re:They weren't all planes... by VoidWraith · · Score: 0

      And if you believe that, do us a favor and go jump off of something tall. They kindly neglect to show any of the obviously plane-based (and of the exact type of plane that crashed there) wreckage and holes. And yes, there are some. No, I'm not going to waste my time Googling for them when you could do it yourself.

  126. Pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm all for good food and great food and tech. getting involved. But if the guy figured out how to print a good tasting pizza, then he might have something.

  127. Can I print gold fish food??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I print gold fish food???

    Though I may need to get a plotter to cut it up into flakes.

    1. Re:Can I print gold fish food??? by DeltaZulu0 · · Score: 1

      Try a paper shredder instead ...

      and I can't resist saying that the first thing I thought of after reading this article is telling someone that the pizza tasted like cardboard ... really ...

    2. Re:Can I print gold fish food??? by MegaHyster · · Score: 1
      shredder....

      Lunch at Enron?

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  128. Re:Sushi Fishy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably the money you pay before she sleeps with you is cheaper than maintaining a girlfriend too.

  129. John Waters! Polyester! ODORAMA!!! by apikoros · · Score: 1
    As I read this I could not help but be reminded of the Divine movies of John Waters and how this could so vastly imprve the "viewing experience".

    Just think, Odorama that you could (if you dared) EAT!

  130. Since it is by GnarlyNome · · Score: 2, Funny

    Counterfit Susi is it Ok to pay with money I ran off on my printer?

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  131. Canon doesn't chip their cartridges by Solandri · · Score: 1

    Not only that, they sell the different color cartridges separately. If there's an anti-DMCA inkjet printer manufacturer out there, it's Canon.

  132. Re:Sushi Fishy. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Funny

    No thanks, I'm not going to eat anything whose name sounds even *remotely* like "Hot Karl."

  133. Re:Sushi Fishy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There were people in northern Sweden literally starving to death as late as 1919. So you can hardly blame them for eating whatever they could. (Bread made out of tree-bark was common too. It fills you up, but has no nutritional value, since humans can't digest it.)
    Sounds like the clay cakes they eat in Haiti. Well, hang in their Haiti, in 50yrs you can be a batstion of liberal neutrality!

  134. Re:Paging Mr. Tuttle ... er ...Buttle by vistic · · Score: 1

    I reccomend the number 8

  135. Oh Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Shnozberries taste like Shnozberries!!!

  136. In Soviet Russia, sushi prints you! by Shishberg · · Score: 0

    Does that make sense?

  137. Re:Sushi Fishy. by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

    I've eaten this. It was horrible.

    It seems all cuisines have some revolting food they claim as their own that they try to get foreigners to eat (and not like) - some sort of group bonding.

    Australia has Vegemite, for instance. America has .. almost anything really, but I see cheese in an aerosol as a top contendor.

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  138. Re:Sushi Fishy. by ari_j · · Score: 1

    I have to disagree - EZ Cheeze is nowhere near Rocky Mountain Oysters in terms of how disgusting American cuisine can get.

  139. He left out the parasites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean isn't intestinal russian roulette what sushi is all about? I gave it up a few weeks ago after meditating on how the condition of the ocean has not improved over the 20 some odd years I've been dining on raw fish 2 or 3 times a week. To be fair I'm not eating beef no matter how you cook it either.

  140. Whitey can't cook no sushi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at that white nigga, he ain't no cook no sushi!

  141. Re:Sushi Fishy. by jrumney · · Score: 1
    The origin of the word "sushi" certainly has nothing to do with the Kanji it is written in. Does your girlfriend understand what those Kanji mean?

    I've heard the su + (me)shi theory from several Japanese as well.

  142. Re:Sushi Fishy. by clambake · · Score: 1

    Next you are going to say she likes watching Anime and playing on the PS2. :-P

    Yes, and her tits are fantastically huge too...

  143. Refill Ink? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Refill ink is dirt cheap for canon printers, especially the i560 model.

  144. Food- Dissapear! by dendogg · · Score: 1

    "I want to make it [food] disappear, I want to make it reappear"

    Oh I can do that. For free.

  145. Just went by Snowspinner · · Score: 1

    I just went to Moto tonight, and I have to say, I was impressed. Not all of the courses were great. I could have done without the carbonated orange. But many of them - New York Strip with braised pizza and garlic, french fry chain with sweet potato pie, and the three ounces of donuts were amazing, inventive, and like no other food I've had.

    The strip steak was three straightforward slices of strip steak, with braised greens flavored to taste like pizza. The forks had garlic impaled on the ends to just give the whole meal a scent of garlic. The french fries were a chain of sweet potato french fries served with at two-dimensional sweet potato pie. (Just a sauce, basically.) And the donuts were a sweet drink.

    If you're a foodie at all, this is a cool restaurant that does stuff nobody else does. Yeah, it's pricy. But it's an experience.

  146. Hot Asian Girlfriend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mine's sleeping now.

    She assures me that Korean "sushi", known as kimbap, was invented far before the japanese version.

    Then again, the Korean/Japanese friction extends far beyond seawood paper, so the veracity of such reports is suspect.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimbap

  147. Re:Sushi Fishy. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    Lots of cultures have some sort of fermented fish. For example, the ancient Romans had garum, and the Vietnamese have a modern version called nuc-nam.

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  148. PizzaFax!!! by serutan · · Score: 1

    Back around 1995, when I started learning HTML and was reading that just about anybody with a web page was making a million dollars somehow, one of my first ideas was "PizzaFax" -- a website where you would pay to fax somebody a picture of a pizza with selected toppings. I never implemented this idea for lack of scripting skills, and soon forgot about it. I guess it still wouldn't work because the recipient's fax machine wouldn't have the special flavored inks. Never mind. I just got all excited for nothing. Shoot.

  149. Re:Sushi Fishy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You're wrong.

    1. Kunitake Ando