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Tampering with Taste Buds for Better Coffee?

An anonymous reader writes "A Globe and Mail article states that scientists are busy working on making everything taste great: " In a small office just west of the New Jersey Turnpike, researchers are taking the human taste bud into a brave new world. Here, it is not cream or milk that the employees of Linguagen Corp. add to their morning java, but a dash of a biological compound that fools their brain into thinking that black, bitter coffee is as smooth as a milky double latte"

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  1. Good idea by Ponty · · Score: 1

    Now I can convince my friends who don't like it that coffee really is good.

    When your argument fails, resort to Evil. Ha!

    1. Re:Good idea by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Now I can convince my friends who don't like it that coffee really is good.

      What really gets me is that this is America's response to having pretty much the worst coffee in the world. My wife doesn't care for coffee, but while we were living in Germany, she started drinking it because of how smooth it is compared to American coffee. I thought I was going to die when we moved back and had to start drinking this swill American's call coffee again. It's so bad that I've asked some friends of mine in Germany to ship me some coffee. My only fear is that the problem is as much in how we brew our coffee as it is in how the beans are prepared. I'll find out any day now. Does anybody in Germany know the appropriate method for brewing coffee? Do I need to switch back to a percolator instead of automatic drip?

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    2. Re:Good idea by eap · · Score: 2, Informative
      Does anybody in Germany know the appropriate method for brewing coffee? Do I need to switch back to a percolator instead of automatic drip?
      Percolation is perhaps the worst method you can use to brew coffee. Surprisingly, the simplest and cheapest methods are best: spoon the grounds into a container, add boiling water, let brew for x minutes, then filter or just pour the coffee into a cup. Very similar to a french press.
    3. Re:Good idea by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Folger's coffee. MMMMM! Tastes like chicken!

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    4. Re:Good idea by devonbowen · · Score: 1

      I have heard that the worst coffee beans are sent to the US because Americans will buy them anyway. Don't know if that's true or not.

      Devon

    5. Re:Good idea by Scherf · · Score: 1

      Percolation is perhaps the worst method you can use to brew coffee. Surprisingly, the simplest and cheapest methods are best: spoon the grounds into a container, add boiling water, let brew for x minutes, then filter or just pour the coffee into a cup. Very similar to a french press.

      Right. And you shouldn't be to cheap. Go and and get some good italian coffee. You'll notice the difference and never want to drink something else.
      Personally I prefer Segafredo. Okay, here in Germany it costs about 20 Euro per kg and it's pretty hard to find stores selling it, but it's well worth it.
      Tastes simply great!

    6. Re:Good idea by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd agree with that. If you have the advantage of living in a city, find out where the Italians drink (and buy) their coffee. They won't settle for the domestic swill.

      Interesting note: the Scandinavians drink the most coffee per capita, with Finland well in the lead.

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    7. Re:Good idea by zrodney · · Score: 3, Informative

      a lot of european coffee is cafe crema, not percolated or automatic drip like here in the US.

      the difference is that the hot water is forced through the grounds under high pressure which helps
      to get the crema foam and tasty organic compounds without getting the last part of the bitter dregs.

      the resulting coffee is strong but smooth and not bitter, dark with a lighter colored foam on top even
      before you add cream or milk

      www.capresso.com is one web site that sells machines that make cafe crema.
      The automatic machines would be great in a office if people can clean up after themselves

    8. Re:Good idea by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      There are really only three ways to make coffee, and none of them are percolation or automatic drip, or even brewbar which I think tastes craptacular.

      Probably the best way to just make coffee is with a french press. That's way #1. The second way is to (as a sibling to this comment says) put the grounds in the boiled water, mix them around for a while, filter, and drink. Various people have ways to simply settle the grounds in the cup. Thirdly, what I like to call the "forced induction" method because I'm a car wanker, where you are forcing hot water or steam (I know they're both water but we're talking a change of state here, so leave me alone) through packed coffee. In other words, usually espresso.

      Anyway, you can make great coffee by putting the grounds in a teapot, and boiling it the right amount (getting the right cook time is voodoo to me, I can't pull this off) and then filtering it through something (a gold melita filter maybe?) as you pour it into the cup. Gold is the shiz for coffee, NO other metal will do, because coffee is corrosive and will tend to pick up the flavor of other metals.

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    9. Re:Good idea by one9nine · · Score: 2, Informative
      I once saw a show on this on the Food Network, it's called Mario Eats Italy. Basiclly he goes around Italy and finds different recipies and talks about the history and culture of the region and some of the different foods that they eat. A really great show if you are into Italian food or Italian culture.

      Anyway, there was one show where they visited a coffee factory. Man, these guys take coffee seriously. They had people checking the beans to make sure they are the right color, size, etc. They also had this one room where a group of people do nothing but taste batches of coffee all day long. Hopefully, they medical fully covers medication for insomnia.

      Also, if you ask for a latte over there, you'll get a glass of milk. And if I remember corretly, if you want what we refer to as a latte, you have to ask for a cafe americano. Crazy Italians.

    10. Re:Good idea by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Being from Germany already but now living north of the Border I wager a guess here:

      It's the water. Whatever it is, but while living in the DC area the water had a really really really bad taste that really messed with everything, something not even the filter could get out.

      So my guess would be: Get water, bottled one should be fine and use that to brew your coffee. Then dump crap like the Folgers stuff that is really bad.

      The Starbucks whole beans aren't THAT bad but nothing necessarily to write home about, try to find a local store who roasts their own beans and only buy enough beans that you drink in a week.

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    11. Re:Good idea by AndrewRUK · · Score: 1

      Also, if you ask for a latte over there, you'll get a glass of milk. ... Crazy Italians.
      Yeah, crazy Italians, giving you a glass of milk when you ask for milk. (an English to Italian dictionary may help you understand this comment)

    12. Re:Good idea by Vadim+the+Conqueror · · Score: 1

      They also had this one room where a group of people do nothing but taste batches of coffee all day long

      sounds like a good job. where do i sign up. i wonder, do they take coffee breaks?

    13. Re:Good idea by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      the resulting coffee is strong but smooth and not bitter, dark with a lighter colored foam on top even before you add cream or milk

      This is what I'm looking for. At the place where I worked, we had a machine that made this stuff, and it was AWESOME. Enough caffeine to keep you awake for a week without making you gag when you drank it. Even the decaffinated stuff was good.

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    14. Re:Good idea by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      IIRC, "Latte" is just a sort of shortened term. What you want is "Cafe Latte." "Coffee [with] milk." "Latte" means "milk." Not crazy at all. Cafe americano is espresso mixed with hot water iirc. Americans generally don't like strong coffee.

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    15. Re:Good idea by one9nine · · Score: 1

      Yeah, yet another crazy slasdot poster, not understanding the concept of sarcasm. (an English to English dictionary may help you understand this comment)

    16. Re:Good idea by one9nine · · Score: 1

      Either crawl their way up to middle management or spend their patheic lives coding somebody else's shitty design.

    17. Re:Good idea by adamjaskie · · Score: 3, Informative

      No. Do NOT boil coffee. The ideal temperature for brewing coffee is just short of boiling, like 98C or so. If you could keep it at exactly that temperature, that would be best. But, if you do not posess the means to keep water at exactly 98C, simply boil the water, let it sit for like 15-30 seconds, and mix in the grounds.

      If you are going to add the grounds directly to the water, it is best to grind them fairly coarse, so you will be able to filter them well, and control the brewing better. The finer the grind, the more sensitive it is to the time it is brewed for. Espresso can be finely ground because it is only being brewed for a few seconds. If you underbrew the coffee, by grinding TOO coarse, water too cold, or not brewing long enough, the coffee will be weak and watery. If you overbrew the coffee, by grinding too fine, water too hot, or brewing too long, it will be bitter. You have to experiment to find the ideal time. Also, if the water is too hot, it will cook the coffee, and ruin the flavour.

      BTW, auto drip isn't that bad if you know what you are doing. Percolation is BY FAR the worst method. Auto drip is qute consistent, and easy. If you do it right you can get great coffee. Its not the best method, but it is OK. Auto drip makers with a hot plate should be avoided. If the coffee remains on the hot plate, it will get bitter very quickly. The best ones have a thermal carafe, which keeps the coffee hot by insulation. They work quite well.

      BY FAR the best thing you can do for coffee is to buy good beans, and grind them yourself. Get a burr grinder, which has two thingies that look like the balls from those IBM ball typewriter thingies, rather than one that has the little spinning blade. It will grind the coffee much more evenly, and not heat it up as much.

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    18. Re:Good idea by neuroticia · · Score: 1

      Orens coffees are delicious, and fresh. I buy a half pound every week, and grind it fresh just before I make the coffee for the morning. It is quite sweet. =] And you can order online: Orens Daily Roast

      Another safe bet is to get anything spanish. Even the pre-ground junk you buy in a cheesy grocery store that requires you to brush the dust off the top of the package seems to taste great compared to the American swill. =]

      When I go for breakfast I bring a thermos of coffee from home to avoid drinking the junk they serve. I like it black, so masking the taste with milk/sugar just makes it taste worse. :p

      The primary problem with American coffee is that people brew it, then let it sit for ages, or re-use or overuse the grounds. Two tablespoons of grounds can make maybe 8 cups of coffee before it starts getting horridly bitter.

      -Sara

    19. Re:Good idea by blugecko · · Score: 1

      It's not so much as how it's prepared as how fresh the beans are. look into roasting your own if you are hardcore about great coffee. http://www.sweetmarias.com gives you a lot of info. Since it soudns like you will be getting the coffee soon, you should know this, *percolators ruin coffee*. never use them. drip is ok with good coffee. use a french press for the best of the best coffee (i prefer espresso, but that is out of the realm of this conversation). so yeah, you can read stuff on http://www.coffeekid.com for more on how to get really good coffee. enjoy!!

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    20. Re:Good idea by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Bah, we have had our "own" Italians in America for quite a while now. Really, they drink the same stuff ;)

      We also got a handful of French, English, African (coffee was invented in Ethiopia), they drink it too.

      Generally I agree that most everyday coffee is terrible. My Job and lots of jobs in detroit offer free coffee. I try to drink it sometimes, but its really awful stuff. I like mine black so no hiding the flavor.

    21. Re:Good idea by mythr · · Score: 1

      Having tasted coffee on both sides of the pond, I wouldn't doubt it. Even the "fancy" coffee stores in America taste like mud compared to the stuff I used to get in Spain. I'm really ashamed of my fellow Americans sometimes...

    22. Re:Good idea by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Sounds good, but I think I'll stick with my french press coffee maker. Oh wait.. :^)

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    23. Re:Good idea by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Pretty much. A lot of North American coffee is made with robusta rather than arabica beans. On the plus side, robusta beans have generally have more caffine.

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    24. Re:Good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! Maybe I can finally get my girlfriend to swallow ;)

    25. Re:Good idea by AppyPappy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Screw that. You go to the machine, you put in 50 cents, you get a cup of something dark that you can pretend is coffee and you drop a slug of bourbon in it. Then you go to the meeting and complain that "We have never done it that way before and when we did, it failed".

      What's the point of grinding beans and measuring water temperature if you are going to pour cheap bourbon it?

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    26. Re:Good idea by LoneWlf · · Score: 0

      How did I know you like it black? I like mine with creamer, but that's just what you get with a techie who drinks soda. The sugar is a necessity and the milk, just my idea of cow time.

      -LW

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    27. Re:Good idea by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we tend to be a very odd country. There are enough people here to make even minorities seem like a lot of people.

      Just so you know, it's not that a lot of people here like weak coffee, it's just that they've never tried anything else. When I come into work, and I see 30 people getting coffee out of an automatic machine with *decades* of water corrosion drippping down the front and side, I can't help but wonder if they've tasted anything else.

      IMO, Americans just aren't exposed to much outside of their little home/work world. Most of them seem to be pretty provincial, and just don't quite realize that there is a large world out there. Where I live seems to be worse than most, as it seems like Seattle has the opinion that if it didn't happen here, it doesn't matter.

  2. Oh, Shit by adamjaskie · · Score: 4, Funny

    There goes my experience with making good coffee... Now instead of being careful and buying good coffee, grinding it themselves, brewing it properly, everyone will buy folgers and percolate it and sprinkle some pixie dust stuff into it and it will taste good. Assholes...

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    1. Re:Oh, Shit by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2

      It brings a whole meaning to the coffee scene from Austin Powers 2:The spy who shagged me...

    2. Re:Oh, Shit by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well you better put the right amount of this to it or else it'll taste real funky(fish?).

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    3. Re:Oh, Shit by Thng · · Score: 1
      according to this article, they already sprinkle pixie dust on low grade coffees.

      quoth the author:
      "And not just outwardly "flavoured, specialty" coffees produced by them were sprinkled with pixie dust... if you think that can of Maxwell House Gold isn't flavoured, guess what..."

    4. Re:Oh, Shit by noshellswill · · Score: 0

      Nice attitude, pad're, ya really understand the human race ... hehe. If every company product is a contract then every Libertoon is a polecat. Watch yer azz. But, then sometimes like with that PLASTIC FAT some company tried pushing couple two years ago ol' bi*ch Gaia does us a favor, gags and spits it up.

  3. Hmm... by Kipper+the+Llama · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully they'll be able to use these compounds in medicines and other neccesary, but distasteful products...

    Or they'll release it in paste form and it'll become a sex toy. Ah, America!

    1. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you an idiot? They make the pills crappy on purpose, or else kids will snap them up as tasty candy. You have got to be a moron not to see this.

    2. Re:Hmm... by Kipper+the+Llama · · Score: 1

      Actually, they do flavor MANY medicines. Walk into your local peditrcian's office and you'll find ads for strawberry-flavored anitbiotics, etc. The medicines taste like they do because they are MEDICINE.

      It's up to the parents to keep the kids out of the cabinent, which all competent parents since the introduction of Flintstones Vitimans have done.

    3. Re:Hmm... by C0LDFusion · · Score: 1

      Yes, well, if they can keep ass-tasting coffee from tasting as such, maybe they can make NyQuil less vomit-inducing.

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    4. Re:Hmm... by lactose99 · · Score: 1

      A sex toy that, when overused, tastes like fish... hasn't a more-natural version of this already been discovered?

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    5. Re:Hmm... by GigsVT · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't knock the green death flavor man.

      "NyQuil is the secret for all you twelve step recovery program people. Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key! It's the thirteenth fucking step! You can drink it! It's over the counter! Drink as much as you want. ''Are you drunk?'' ''No! I have a cold. Same cold I've had for two years. I just can't seem to shake it. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry fucking Christmas!"

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    6. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello? Anybody home?
      "strawberry-flavored anitbiotics, etc. The medicines taste like they do because they are MEDICINE."
      So strawberries taste like strawberries because they are medicine?
      ANY medicine that can harm a child in large doses will taste like crap. Adult multivitamins contain enough iron to harm a child, so they taste like shit.

    7. Re:Hmm... by alexburke · · Score: 1

      I don't want a "smooth and milky" anything as a sex toy, thank you very much.

    8. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A helpful hint: Once NyQuil starts tasting bad, you don't need to be taking it anymore.

      (i.e. If you really need it, then you can't smell anything and your sense of taste is fubar, so there's nothing to complain about.)

    9. Re:Hmm... by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      I'll never eat Brussel Sprouts... even if you tell me they will taste nice sprinkled in these compounds

  4. Prediction by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every fast food restuarant ( cough McDonalds) will add this to their coffee and secret sauce to their big macs. God knows whats in their patties.

    Isn't this true they add fat and chemicals to their fries so they taste better ?

    1. Re:Prediction by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Yes, and those fatty chemicals they add go by the names of "salt" and the very high tech "sugar".

    2. Re:Prediction by zulux · · Score: 1, Interesting


      McDocnalds use to add seaweed juice to their hamburger meet. They claimed that it helped bind the random chunks of meet to each other.

      Interesting enough, most forms of seeweed contain MSG - a rather potent flavor enhancer.

      I don't know if their seeweed preperation contained the MSG from the plant , and I don't know if they still use it.

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    3. Re:Prediction by GauteL · · Score: 1

      "Isn't this true they add fat and chemicals to their fries so they taste better ?"

      If so, I'd say they've failed rather miserably. Almost all small burger-joints have better tasting products than McDonalds and Burger King.

    4. Re:Prediction by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      yeah but their profit margins isn't as great.

      personally i'd just refer those small burger joints.

      because around here you can eat at that type of place for the same amount of money a bigmac(meal) would cost you.

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    5. Re:Prediction by jpiterak · · Score: 5, Informative
      Hmmm... I seem to remember an interview with the writer of 'Fast Food Nation' about these guys.

      Turns out that this company already sells to the fast food chains:

      Beef flavor for hamburgers: The beef is so processed by the time that the company is done with it, they need to 'add flavor back in'. Guess how?

      Fries flavor: Yes, you have sale and sugar, but did you know that McD's also adds 'beef flavor' to the fries? There was a lawsuit about this a while back when they were using 'real beaf', unbeknowst to many Hindi customers. Gues what they use now?

      There was a lot more 'stuff' and discussion about how this food is processed before it ends up in your burger bun. Though I haven't bought the book (yet), I haven't been back to a McDonalds since, either...

    6. Re:Prediction by Gabrill · · Score: 1

      Chicken Fat!

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    7. Re:Prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well all this is a good thing. I am betting the food replicators on ST use this stuff extensively.

    8. Re:Prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Salt and sugare contain 0 fat

    9. Re:Prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fast Food Nation is the name of the book.

    10. Re:Prediction by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You know, when I eat a whopper, I can taste it ALL DAMN DAY. I guess it's time to stop eating at burger king. Actually, my local Jack in the Crack is now selling Jr. Bacon Cheez for $0.99 so I get three of them, discard two buns, and assemble a megaburger.

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    11. Re:Prediction by TheTomcat · · Score: 1

      I doubt this is true.

      There are all kinds of rumors surrounding McDonalds' food.

      See here for a related example.

      Also, the FDA won't let them put undisclosed ingredients into their food.

      S

    12. Re:Prediction by zulux · · Score: 1

      I doubt this is true.


      This was true arount the time of that hot-side-hot cold-side-cold burget that you put together. It was on the nutrition information pamphlet.

      Also, the FDA won't let them put undisclosed ingredients into their food.

      That's sot of true, but they disguise the ingredients with normal sounding names. There was a famous lawsuit that a Hindi (Vegan) man filed against McDonalds - turn out the the 'flavor enhancer' in the french fries was actually rendered beef fat.

      McDonalds quickly changed their ways and everybody was happy.

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    13. Re:Prediction by RockyJSquirel · · Score: 1

      They used to save all of the grease drippings from the hamburgers, reprocess it and use it to fry the french fries in.

      They also reprocessed the french fry grease eternally and reused it - there were probably oil molecules from the 50s in every fry... Along with detergent and metal shavings from cleaning the grill.

      Then, probably for advertizing reasons, they switched to vegitable oil.
      But people missed the beef flavor of lard, so they started adding some sort of bullion flavoring.

      As far as I can tell they WAY overdid it. The french frys smelled like rotting carcasses to me (or something). They were way too "flavored".

      They seem to have toned it down lately. The fries seem edible again - even if they don't taste like they were fried in lard.

      Rocky (the carnavore) Squirrel

    14. Re:Prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hindi is a language, Hinduism is a religion. Get it right, you insensitive clod!

      "There was a lawsuit about this a while back when they were using 'real beaf', unbeknowst to many Hindi customers. Gues what they use now?"

    15. Re:Prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, thanks for that. I never would have known if I didn't read THE FIRST LINE OF HIS FUCKING COMMENT!

    16. Re:Prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But people missed the beef flavor of lard

      Err..... lard comes from pork. Beef fat is called tallow.

    17. Re:Prediction by keldog728 · · Score: 1

      I would highly recommend "Fast Food Nation" to anyone who has ever eaten in a fast food resturant. After reading what goes into the products, I havent stepped foot in a McDonalds, Burger King or Wendys in almost a year and a half.

    18. Re:Prediction by llin · · Score: 1

      The Eric Schlosser interview you're talking about is probably the one in the Dec 2000 Atlantic Unbound: Unhappy Meals.

      There's also an article by Schlosser entitled "Why McDonald's Fries Taste So Good" was published in the Jan 2001 issue of the Atlantic Monthly that goes into some depth on the whole 'taste' industry. It's no longer online at theatlantic.com for some reason, but a Google search for the title will turn it up at all kinds of places (like here for example).

      Definitely a fascinating and eye opening read.

    19. Re:Prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McDonalds...well it sure doesn't work!

    20. Re:Prediction by 6R1MM · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell they WAY overdid it. The french frys smelled like rotting carcasses to me (or something). They were way too "flavored".

      Just wondering, but how the -fuck- do you know what rotting carcasses taste like.

    21. Re:Prediction by RockyJSquirel · · Score: 1

      Reread your post dude, nowhere did I say say "tasted like a rotting carcass" I said "smelled like rotting carcasses to me (or something)"

  5. Miracle Berry!!! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Informative

    We don't need some mad scientist in jersey to cook up funky chemicals that make bitter into sweet, mother nature already did it a long time ago with the miracle berry.

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    1. Re:Miracle Berry!!! by Radical+Rad · · Score: 1

      That's pretty cool. I know it says the plant is indigenous to tropical Africa but I wonder if it could be raised under grow-lamps? Do you know whether it can be ordered from a nursery in the U.S.?

    2. Re:Miracle Berry!!! by bmh5c · · Score: 1

      I read a great article in a Bio-Psyc book of mine about some scientist-types who were doing research on it and found that drinking vinegar is really good after eating a couple berries. Unfortunately, their stomachs weren't too fond of it later...

    3. Re:Miracle Berry!!! by Forgotten · · Score: 1

      It wasn't so much their stomachs, but their mouths. Partly they just overdid it with exuberance, trying every sour thing in the house in one night, and when they woke up their mouths were full of ulcers. It still seems to me that miraculin could be useful to people, and not marketing it is reactionary (same applies to the instant-sobriety pill, described elsewhere in the same book).
      I think the book you describe is probably Drugs and Human Behaviour, by Palfai and Jankiewicz. Very good text and quite influential on me. They take a nice balanced approach to scheduled drugs, for instance.

    4. Re:Miracle Berry!!! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know where to get it from, a friend of mine at a former job grew it in her garden in Florida. She said it wasn't hard to grow in that climate.

      It really works too, lemons and limes taste incredible -- way better than an orange, after you've eaten a berry.

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    5. Re:Miracle Berry!!! by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Huh?

      Anyone familiar with italian cuisine (not "Hospitaliano", which pretty much describes all of American-Italian cuisine) knows that strawberries go well with good balsamic vinegar.

      It doesn't take "Bio-Psyc...scientist-types". It tastes good.

    6. Re:Miracle Berry!!! by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Is that a hoax?

      A molecular substance that when purified is 14% some other substance?

      Isn't anyone examining doctoral candidates anymore?

    7. Re:Miracle Berry!!! by bmh5c · · Score: 1

      A little vinegar is fine (especially with certain things...I've never heard of strawberries, but that's beside the point). These guys were talking about drinking it like you or I would drink water (or soda or juice or whatever) because it tasted so sweet

    8. Re:Miracle Berry!!! by blair1q · · Score: 1

      That's been done for quite some time as well. The town of Modena is famous for vinegars that are 100-200 years old, which are designated for sipping rather than cooking.

    9. Re:Miracle Berry!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously have no idea what's being discussed here. Follow the link and find out.

  6. The dash of biological compound... by Hott+of+the+World · · Score: 3, Funny

    is made from people!
    We'll call it soylet green!

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  7. I work at Linguagen Corp. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 0, Troll

    And I don't drink coffee. I just put the compound in a cup, go to my cube to drink it, and collapse under my desk in ecstacy. A few hours later I wake up covered in jism and ready to work.

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    1. Re:I work at Linguagen Corp. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 0, Troll

      Obscene != troll, mods. That was funny.

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    2. Re:I work at Linguagen Corp. by PunchMonkey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Opinion != troll, mods. That was overrated.

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  8. Aftertaste? by droid_rage · · Score: 4, Informative

    According to the article, the alterations in perception are very temporary. So while you're drinking that black, bitter coffee it probably tastes great, but in about five minutes you'll get that aftertaste and want to brush your teeth.

    1. Re:Aftertaste? by Starcub · · Score: 1

      And it will make that doughnut taste like a dill pickle. So you'll have to wait for that. Fortunately I'm not related to Homer Simpson.

    2. Re:Aftertaste? by hitzroth · · Score: 1

      And here I was thinking I could poison with impunity now... Guess I'll just have to use the bitter tasting, but fast acting kind.

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      --VonNeumann
    3. Re:Aftertaste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Along with the acids from old coffee that'll tear up your stomach.

    4. Re:Aftertaste? by droid_rage · · Score: 1

      I know you're making a joke about how they'll make diet food as good as the real thing, but I've always found that texture has a lot to do with how much I like something. Ever had a grainy diet chocolate shake? What makes it disgusting is not that it's diet; the flavor is usually ok, it's the grainyness of the shake that makes it so bad for me. How about overprocessed ham? It's too smooth, it doesn't feel meaty. It even tastes just like regular ham, but it doesn't feel like it, and I don't enjoy it nearly as much.

  9. Imagine if I got some for my girlfriend... by gtaluvit · · Score: 3, Funny

    then I could...

    Sorry, thats just wrong. ;)

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    1. Re:Imagine if I got some for my girlfriend... by mrscorpio · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, it is wrong...you don't have a girlfriend, you post at slashdot ;)

      Chris

    2. Re:Imagine if I got some for my girlfriend... by Ricky+M.+Waite · · Score: 1

      Fuck you Mrs. Corpio.

      LOL ROFL HAHA. Die plz k thx.

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  10. Warm milky latte? by gwernol · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...a biological compound that fools their brain into thinking that black, bitter coffee is as smooth as a milky double latte

    Can I really be the only human left on earth who belives coffee should be black and bitter? If you want a drink that tastes like warm milk, I'd suggest a nice cup of warm milk, or perhaps some hot chocolate. Coffee is meant to be alarmingly black and strong.

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    1. Re:Warm milky latte? by adamjaskie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The way I like it depends on the coffee. If it is REALLY good coffee, I can drink it black. Otherwise, I use a small amount of cream and sugar. I don't add anything to espresso though. The thing I really don't understand is: WHAT THE HELL is the POINT of a decaf skim-milk latte? That is like getting a cheeseburger without beef! Its stupid. If you want no caffeine (well, not as much caffeine) don't get coffee. If you don't want fat, drink it black. Skim milk just makes coffee taste watery. If I add something to coffee, it has to have some fat in it, otherwise, it just waters it down. Skim milk doesnt smooth coffee out, it weakens it. In turkey, there is a saying: "Coffee should be as black as hell, as strong as death, and as sweet as love" I don't quite agree with that. I don't like sweet coffee.

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    2. Re:Warm milky latte? by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 1

      That's black as death, hot as hell and strong as love, asshole, don't put sugar into coffee if you like coffee, it'll taste like sugar like the rest of american food. BTW I wonder if the space shuttle had an expresso machine, or if all they have was instant, for fuck's sake, the name was "Columbia", it's just not right not to have good coffee onboard.

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    3. Re:Warm milky latte? by qengho · · Score: 4, Funny

      WHAT THE HELL is the POINT of a decaf skim-milk latte?

      Some comic said he went to Baskin-Robbins and had a non-fat, sugar-free frozen yogurt and thought, "I just bought a bowl of Cold."

    4. Re:Warm milky latte? by martyn+s · · Score: 0, Troll

      What does the name "Columbia" have to do with good coffee? The country I think you're referring to is "Colombia".

    5. Re:Warm milky latte? by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 2, Funny

      One of the devs in our division drinks double-shot decaf lattes with skim milk and without foam. When he walks up to the espresso bar with his coffee cup, the barista asks him "A double tall why bother, right?"

    6. Re:Warm milky latte? by noshellswill · · Score: 0

      Black and bitter coffee? Yep, but try telling that to the gals.

    7. Re:Warm milky latte? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Testify! 8-)
      Coffee should be a cross between used engine oil and crystal meth.

    8. Re:Warm milky latte? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm...i didn't expect you

    9. Re:Warm milky latte? by AppyPappy · · Score: 1

      Someone showed me their creamy latte whatever from Starbucks and I said "Great, You just paid $5 for hot ice cream".

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  11. Black Coffee by AltImage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some of us already LIKE black coffee...don't go messing it up for us you insensitive clod! I like my coffee like I like my women...bitter.

    1. Re:Black Coffee by VistaBoy · · Score: 1

      I thought it was "I like my coffee like I like my women....hot!"

    2. Re:Black Coffee by Eimi+Metamorphoumai · · Score: 1

      And here I thought it was "like I like my women...black!"

      I guess you could also use "...wet!", but never, ever "...Profit!"

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    3. Re:Black Coffee by sirinek · · Score: 1

      Its "I like my coffee like i like my women... black and strong!"

    4. Re:Black Coffee by Aerog · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can't resist. . . .

      I like my coffee like I like my women. . .tied up in a burlap sack and dragged across the Andes on a donkey.

      Yes it's an awful joke. I just thought it was so fitting here.

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    5. Re:Black Coffee by saldek · · Score: 1

      No no no, it was "I like my coffee like I like my women...a plastic cup"

    6. Re:Black Coffee by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 1

      I like my coffee like I like my women...
      first thing in the morning.
      (Recent SNL joke)

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    7. Re:Black Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "I like my women like I like my coffee - strong, bitter, and hand-picked by some guy in Columbia."

    8. Re:Black Coffee by bitrate · · Score: 0
      Or like Eddie Izzard has to say about it...

      "I like my coffee like I like my women...hot, and strong....with a spoon in them!"

      Sorry, had to.

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    9. Re:Black Coffee by hugecrow · · Score: 1

      too much AMP gives you the wonderful fishy taste of a women, so now you can really have your coffee like your women.... fishy!

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    10. Re:Black Coffee by syle · · Score: 1

      "I like my coffee like I like my women.... anally." --some comedian I forget.

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    11. Re:Black Coffee by one9nine · · Score: 1

      No, no, no, it's "I like my coffee like i like my women... black and drunk."

    12. Re:Black Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (stolen from RMCS, as delivered by Bug-eyed Earl):
      "I like my women the way I like my coffee. Anally."

    13. Re:Black Coffee by sql*kitten · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I like my coffee like I like my women...bitter.

      I like mine tied up in a sack and carried over the Andes to market on a donkey.

    14. Re:Black Coffee by blkros · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The sun ate away the night, soaking the sky red. I looked out the pinked window of my kitchen, through a veil of coffee vapor. It was my first cup of the day. I wasn't drinking it, yet. I was holding it, feeling the warmth, cuddling it, like a lover.
      Caffeine is my addiction, my one true love, but she is a mean, rotten bitch. You love her, but she doesn't love you back. If you try to leave her she makes your head pound. If you indulge, too much, in her warm, black bitterness, she will tear your stomach and nerves apart. Once you've had her, though, you just can't imagine life without her. You may live for coffee, but remember-- Coffee. Doesn't. Care. ...

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    15. Re:Black Coffee by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      The best version I've heard was posted on the Red Meat Construction Set RMCS

    16. Re:Black Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, you like all women?

    17. Re:Black Coffee by billstewart · · Score: 1

      "It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
      It is by the Beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
      the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.
      It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."
      -- National Lampoon's "Doon"
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  12. Sounds dangerous by RedOregon · · Score: 1

    Don't be messin with my Lifer Juice... this sounds like Dangerous Technology!
    Torque Not the Sacred Caffeine!

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    1. Re:Sounds dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno. Imagine if this technology could make uber-cheap-yet-disgusting-swill Budweiser taste like Newcastle or Bass? I'm game.

  13. The lawyers are drooling! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think of all the lawsuits a few decades after they discover it's a carcinogen!

  14. Make it useful by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

    Making crap coffee taste like the good stuff is impressive, but not terribly useful. Now, if they can make bean sprouts and tofu and brown rice taste like steak and chocolate and ice cream... *then* they'll have something.

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    1. Re: Make it useful by Antity · · Score: 1

      Yeah... and put it in nicely colored pills and give you some VR helmet to use while you "eat" them.

      Sometimes I really like marketing scientists (or is it scientist marketeers?).

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  15. Hmmmm by easyfrag · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    In the past three years, Kraft Foods Inc., the Coca Cola Company, Nestle and the Campbell Soup Co., which also owns such brands as Pepperidge Farm and Swanson, have signed major research deals with Senomyx Inc., one of the biggest biotech players in the rush to decode the genetics of taste.


    The La Jolla, Ca.-based firm holds a range of patents on the genes that enable the detection of bitterness and an understanding of how human sweet and savoury receptors function.


    You know, I use these genes everyday. Am I in violation of the patent owned by Senomyx Inc?

    1. Re: Hmmmm by Antity · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, I use these genes everyday. Am I in violation of the patent owned by Senomyx Inc?

      You did read your EULA, didn't you?

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    2. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I claim prior art!!!

  16. Espresso plz? by dethl · · Score: 1

    Hrm, if they can make my coffee taste like a smooth latte, could they make it taste like an octo-espresso?

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    1. Re:Espresso plz? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they could. But why would you want to? People don't drink espresso for the taste. They drink it for the caffeine content. Weirdo.

  17. Coffee is supposed to be bitter by Bluetick · · Score: 1

    Taste some New Orleans coffee with chicory in it, that's how coffee's supposed to be. Not some pansy-assified Seattle hot chocolate.

    1. Re:Coffee is supposed to be bitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, coffee is coffee...chicory is chicory.

      Whether you put horse manure or chicory you are still altering the taste.

      Yooure like our hypocrites in power who tell us that they are aginst drugs but have 3 martini lunches, their spouses pop (we use to call them mothers little helpers remember) happy pills like 1/3 of the country and theyre kids are hoped on caffeine from the 2 pouds of chocolate 4 gallons of cola they consume daily.

      Chicory was used as a filler since coffee use to be hard to come by. Just like in europe where the poorer classes often used to mix hemp to the tobacco since tobacco was very rare and hemp was plentiful.

  18. Wonka by swordboy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Violet! You're turning violet, violet!

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  19. Fish Taste by sparkhead · · Score: 1

    So far, the company has found the only drawback of adding too much AMP to their coffees, either in the mug or the grinds, is that it generates the taste of raw fish in your mouth, said scientist Stephen Gravina, Linguagen's associate director.

    Uh, yeah. I think I'll take my chances with the bitter coffee.

    1. Re:Fish Taste by skogs · · Score: 1

      I am a scientist testing the equipment....

      Hark! When I use too much pansy juice in my coffee...the coffee leaves an aftertaste of...
      of...that RAW fish I ate last week.

      How the heck does anyone know what a RAW fish tastes like? There are some seriously screwed up folks in this operation...do we want people that eat raw fish testing food to make it 'better' for us?

      Wow.

      Maybe I should eat raw fish too...then I could make lots of money in geneology and chemistry...

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    2. Re:Fish Taste by agallagh42 · · Score: 1

      Never been to a good sushi restaurant, have you? Mmmm, raw fish, rice, soy sauce, and wasabi. I'm starting to drool.

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    3. Re:Fish Taste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the heck does anyone know what a RAW fish tastes like?

      You're kidding right?

      Anyway, they could just start serving coffee with soy sauce and wasabi instead of milk and sugar.

    4. Re:Fish Taste by skogs · · Score: 1

      So...you go fishing and reel it into the boat and just take a bite out of its side? you are brave. I spose though...I'm a lowly midwesterner from minnesota...I like to cook my fish...I guess I figured oriental food was just raw eggs and shellfish and stuff...not raw whole fish.

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    5. Re:Fish Taste by CoolVibe · · Score: 1
      Raw fish. Yum.

      I'm dutch. I eat raw salted herring and I love it. With onions. And some pickles.

      I don't know what's wrong with those american tastebuds. It's probably between the ears. We have a saying in the netherlands:

      "Wat een boer niet kent vreet ie niet"
      (rough translation: A hick won't chow on what he doesn't know)

  20. McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, their french fries are designed to absorb the maximum amount of greese possible. They use a reduced fat oil to cook them in though. I often use the term 'greese sponges' when referring to fast food fries. Also, if you eat there then what kind of coffee you prefer is irrelevant as fast food is pure garbage.

  21. Re:If only by Kipper+the+Llama · · Score: 0, Troll

    That's what you get for using your blowup doll as a catfood dish on the side.

  22. News? by cgenman · · Score: 4, Funny
    fool brains into thinking that black, bitter coffee is as smooth as a milky double latte

    How is this different from Starbucks?

  23. ummm, i hope they make different flavors by dethl · · Score: 1

    In the past three years, Kraft Foods Inc., the Coca Cola Company, Nestle and the Campbell Soup Co., which also owns such brands as Pepperidge Farm and Swanson, have signed major research deals with Senomyx Inc., one of the biggest biotech players in the rush to decode the genetics of taste.
    Great, now I can drink my smooth latte flavor coca-cola and eat my smooth latte flavor tomato soup while eating some latte flavor cheese and sausage. Later tonite I will eat a latte flavored Swanson dinner!

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  24. Isn't it called "monosodium glutasmate"? by MsWillow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Often listed on labels as "natural flavors", MSG is found in seaweeds, and it makes things taste much better. Unfortunately, too much MSG can backfire - it makes things taste great, but for many hours afterward, I get extreme heartburn :(

    As many prepared foods use "natural flavors", it makes shopping more than a bit of a chore, in that I need to read *all* that tiny print of "ingredients", on everything I buy. Grrrr. And all this stems from a childhood spent eating cheap food flavored with Accent, which is mostly MSG.

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    1. Re:Isn't it called "monosodium glutasmate"? by BandwidthHog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had a girlfriend who was acutely sensitive to MSG; she got an instant headache over her left eye after just one or two bites of something. (My grandomother is the same way, and they both suffer from the thyroid condition known as Graves Disease. Coincidence?)

      It made me very aware of what did and didn't contain MSG. Over the years we watched various products stop using it, much to her delight. In recent years however (we broke up in '99), it seems to be making a comeback. Anybody know why this is, other than the obvious?

      I can't detect it in foods myself, but since it's classified as an excitatory neurotoxin I try to avoid it anyway.

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    2. Re:Isn't it called "monosodium glutasmate"? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      It's also very easy to tire of MSG in the same way as salt or sugar. I've had stuff that has had MSG added to them and thought "this is great!" the first time, and then found two or three helpings later that I literally never want to eat the stuff again.

      Those awful "new fries" that everyone started doing in the late nineties would be a classic example. I don't know what causes it, and it's kind of surprising that it's the combination that gets old, not the actual added flavour. Wierd. There's probably a research grant in it somewhere...

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    3. Re:Isn't it called "monosodium glutasmate"? by martyn+s · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had a girlfriend who was acutely sensitive to MSG; she got an instant headache over her left eye after just one or two bites of something. (My grandomother is the same way, and they both suffer from the thyroid condition known as Graves Disease. Coincidence?)


      It's no coincidence! Your girlfriend is your sister!

    4. Re:Isn't it called "monosodium glutasmate"? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I thought the "new fries" was mostly just a switch to vegetable oil, or did I miss something? Well, McDonald's did to a mickey with hint of meat flavor, which got them in trouble with some people from a plant-eaters religion.

    5. Re:Isn't it called "monosodium glutasmate"? by blowhole · · Score: 1

      It's no coincidence! Your girlfriend is your sister!

      Or his grandmother.... EWWW

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    6. Re:Isn't it called "monosodium glutasmate"? by jasonditz · · Score: 1

      I believe the official translation is "Mr. Sodium Glutomate"

    7. Re:Isn't it called "monosodium glutasmate"? by vorpal22 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow... another person sensitive to MSG :-).
      I know your pain all too well... MSG causes migraines, dizziness, anxiety, and general feelings of unpleasant weirdness in me, which is why I read this article and shuddered in horror. The last thing we need is to poison our food with more crap than it's already being poisoned with, IMO. It's already hard enough to avoid natural flavours, hydrolyzed proteins, autolyzed yeast, modified starches, etc..., which all contain high levels of L-glutamic acid (aka MSG).

      My experience is largely the same as yours... I used to binge out on MSG containing products (Rice-a-Roni, instant mashed potatoes, etc...) as a child, and I think that resulted in my sensitivity.

      The funny thing is that when I quit eating MSG, I lost 67 lbs in less than six months without doing a lick of exercise. I was still eating as much as I wanted (although most of the food I was eating was organic or prepared from fresh ingredient), but the poundage just melted right off of me. No complaints from me about that :D.

      I don't know if you've ever tried this, but Vitamin B6 seems to speed up the metabolization of MSG. In fact, if I take Vit B6 before a meal that I know might contain some MSG, I usually don't react at all to it. YMMV, but I thought I'd suggest the tip.

    8. Re:Isn't it called "monosodium glutasmate"? by billstewart · · Score: 1

      McD's changed to vegetable oil long before that, but made up for it by adding beef fat to the frozen fries so they'd still taste somewhat the same, which was a big surprise to all of us who don't like animal corpses in our food. The people who did the "long live the new fries" in the late 90s were Burger King, and it was more than just switching to vegetable oil, it was some sort of pre-preparation of the potatoes before freezing that made them turn greasy and terrible when fried. So instead of being not quite as good as McD's, they were now much worse. This was disappointing, because Burger King's veggie whoppers are a good vegetarian fast food (not their new veggie-burgers, which are the lamest veggie-burger I've had so far, just their regular Whopper without the meat.) It turns out they've also got some kind of chicken extract in their fries, so there are multiple reasons not to eat them. In-n-Out Burger's fries start by taking an actual potato that you can watch them cut and dump in a fryer, though depending on how long they sit around before you get yours, they can still get limp; perhaps the various meat fat treatments help them survive that better.

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    9. Re:Isn't it called "monosodium glutasmate"? by wendito · · Score: 1

      MSG is an "excito-toxin" that essentially over stimulates parts of the brain that interpret taste. This is accomplished through unhealthy, unnatural chemical reactions. Bad stuff, very, very bad stuff.

  25. So how can we tell when something has gone bad? by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Taste is very important in determining what is safe to consume. When milk turns sour, it has gone bad and generally is no longer safe to drink. The first bad-tasting drop results in the milk being spit out, and disaster prevented.

    Imagine if that milk has been redesigned to taste fresh long after it has already gone bad...

    1. Re:So how can we tell when something has gone bad? by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      With the milk example, you are then eating homemade cheese, enjoy!

    2. Re:So how can we tell when something has gone bad? by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      You should learn to smell things before you eat them- it'd save you a lot of trouble tasting milk to determine whether it's good or not.

      Also, you could read the sell-by date.

    3. Re:So how can we tell when something has gone bad? by Gabrill · · Score: 2, Funny

      So that's what they did to cafeteria food . . .

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    4. Re:So how can we tell when something has gone bad? by mnmoore · · Score: 1

      Just some trivia, for those pointing out that sour milk is yogurt, cheese, etc.

      That is only true for non-pasteurized milk. Once milk has been pasteurized, it will not sour, only spoil. Of course, it takes longer to spoil this way then it would if it was not pasteurized.

      Milk that goes bad in your fridge is not on its way to sour cream, yogurt, cheese, or anything else edible. It's just rotten, and not particularly safe to drink.

  26. How about the smell by RPoet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A large part of the experience of having a cup of really good coffee, is the smell, the deducing aroma that fills you with an eager anticipation of the magnificent black gold that is about to wash down your throat (oh my god, someone gimme a coffee right NOW! :). Even coffee haters like the smell of good coffee. Serving icky bitter coffee that fools the brain into thinking it tastes good, won't change the sentiment of "something's wrong here".

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    1. Re:How about the smell by RPoet · · Score: 1

      Bah! s/deducing/seducing/. Too much school work and too little coffee :P

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    2. Re:How about the smell by groove10 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I really don't like the smell (let alone the taste) of coffee. Any kind of coffee, even the stuff they have over in Europe. I am addicted to something in the morning, and I can't wait to get me some of it, it's called Crispix. I go through a large box of the stuff in about 5 days. It used to cost me $5.00/box when I lived in the Bay area, so that was like a dollar a day in cereal. I swear they must put crack in it or something. I'm hooked...

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    3. Re:How about the smell by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and you thought that frosting was sugar, right :^)

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    4. Re:How about the smell by groove10 · · Score: 1

      Actually, Crispix doesn't have frosting at all. It's a bit bland compared to most "sugary" cereals, but it's the texture that rally gets me, plus it stays crispy in milk for like 20+ minutes.

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    5. Re:How about the smell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm. Wrong. I've never tasted coffee for the precise reason that it smells like roasted crap. Note: I've smelled the fancy flavors too, and they just smell like fancy, roasted crap.

  27. Good for business... by joebagodonuts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article:

    Mr. Jacobson said he recognized the obvious need to alter the flavour of drugs, "particularly life-saving drugs, where taste is an impediment to taking them." But he also raised concerns that these new compounds could allow food manufacturers to use "cheaper, crappy ingredients."

    "I once asked a pasta sauce maker how come you sometimes see corn syrup on the list of ingredients in a tomato sauce and he told me it was to mask the taste of cheaper tomatoes," said Mr. Jacobson. "We could see more things like that."

    I just went for a checkup with my doctor. One of the things we discussed was nutrition. He spoke of the nutritional value of foods being degraded, what with over farming, mass production of food, corporate farming, and the like. I know this is vulgar, but this is another way to make shit taste like ambrosia. Ever think there is a reason why things taste bad?
    I probably sound alarmist or anti-technology. I'm not. At the same time, I'm not one to blindly say technology or so called progress is a good thing. This seems to me to be another way to increase profit and reduce costs. Good for business, not so good for consumers. But we're sheep. What do consumers know?

    I guess I'm bitter. Maybe I can use some.

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    1. Re:Good for business... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how come you sometimes see corn syrup on the list of ingredients

      Just about every processed foodstuff in the US has corn syrup added - allegedly to improve the flavour (i.e., to sweeten the food), but actually to bail out our farm industry by giving them something to do with their production gluts.

      Unfortunately it's also one of the major contributors (the uniquely American preference for "super-sizing" being the other) to our shocking national obseity/diabetes rates (about 21% and 8% respectively in 2001).

    2. Re:Good for business... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, this (or similar technologies) could also be used to make foods which are cheaper to make, but actually better for you, and still taste better. For example, you could increase the Soy protein content (hopefully after finding a way to strip out some of the hormones from the soy mass) without losing flavor, while using the soy to decrease both carbohydrates and fat; thus, reducing the calorie count.

      The reason I use this particular example is because since going on the atkins diet I've dramatically increased my soy intake, but most of those soy-based foods (for instance, waffles entirely made of supro(tm) soy flours) taste pretty much like the real thing, though they are bland. Another excellent example is the morningstar (got to love a veggie foods company named after a medieval weapon, though I'm sure that's not where the name is from) corn dogs; they really have the taste and texture of meat-based corn dogs down (when deep fried) but they're too bland.

      To avoid being sold crappy food using this technique, don't buy the cheap-ass prepared foods. To avoid being sold crappy food entirely, don't buy prepared foods at all. For me the happy medium is to buy canned-type foods at the store, as well as peanut butter and so on, and to cook basically everything else myself. On this diet I'm forced to do so anyway, of course; I can't just go get a frozen burrito. If I want a burrito I have to go get low-carb tortillas, and cut the beans down to basically nothing with TVP as filler (Because (pinto) beans are full of carbohydrates. Black beans are better but are still mostly carbs.)

      Anyway, when cheap brands get cheaper, avoid them more strongly, and you will avoid these issues. On the other hand, putting corn syrup and mediocre tomatoes in tomato sauce is not going to dramatically change its flavor unless you are comparing it to sauce made from all the finest ingredients, which almost nothing you can buy pre-prepared in the store will be anyway. When YOU make tomato sauce, you can be pretty sure that it won't contain any worms, for example; They really don't give a shit about a few worms which will be reduced to a slime and homogenized with the tomatoes. While that won't impact your health at all it does illustrate my point.

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    3. Re:Good for business... by MKalus · · Score: 1

      To avoid being sold crappy food using this technique, don't buy the cheap-ass prepared foods. To avoid being sold crappy food entirely, don't buy prepared foods at all.

      I never really liked the prepared food stuff, but since I started racing Triathlons I see food more as a tool and as such I don't really have ANY prepared foods at home (okay, some ice cream in the fridge and some coffee, but that's about it).

      The reality is that cooking from scratch isn't that much more time consuming but it allows you to know exactly what is IN the food, if you buy precooked stuff read the labels (not only the nutrion information but the actual ingridients list) and you'll be surprised.

      With todays technology they can easily make a piece of plastic taste like cheese and I can gurantee you if anyone can make a buck by doing this they will, I rather cook stuff myself.

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    4. Re:Good for business... by Meowharishi · · Score: 0

      I probably sound alarmist or anti-technology.

      Don't apologize dude!! American food is Internationally famous for being total manufactured synthetic crap. Why do you think middle America is so horribly fat and unhealthy?

      Leave technology to my computer. Please leave my food the way nature intended it. The previous poster was absolutely correct in that our taste senses are a crucial facility to detect and choose decent quality foods that have positive nutiritional influence and to reject crap.

      Ever heard of an heriloom tomato? Delicious. Original. The way God intended it. Like breasts.

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    5. Re:Good for business... by whovian · · Score: 1

      Personal mod up to you and the parent poster.

      Rant mode on.

      Since analysing food nutrition compositions I can tell when my body needs fat, when it needs protein, etc. I know my body needs X to do Y. No sugar cravings whatsoever and even the thought of fast food is repulsive. I avoid artifical sweeteners like aspartame. I prepare my own food now, reading labels of processed (canned) foods to reverse engineer what to add to get more or less the same thing, at a small expense of color and texture. But I don't really care, it all goes to the same place. It makes it trivial to repplace lard or hydrogenated oils (read: artery-clogging trans fatty acids) with olive oil, for example.

      Also, go aand look at the label of refried beans and compare non-fiber carbs to protein. It's about 2:1 in processed beans compared to 1:1 in dry beans.

      I hate how "the food industry" cheapens the nutritional value of food and am saddened how they are able to market any old shit at inflated prices and people continue to lap it up. We really need to listen to our bodies more and think about what we dump into it.

      Rant mode off.

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    6. Re:Good for business... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >anyway, when cheap brands get cheaper, avoid them >more strongly, and you will avoid these issues

      ?????

      ANd you REALLY think that the big name brands care more about what they put in?

      Well, I guess if you need to believe in something, you might as well believe that the big food conglomerates are there for your health and that if they found a way to increase profits they would only do it in an ethical way.

      Btw, the Easter bunny is coming soon..

      Of course, like most americans you always hope for magical recipe which will make you slim and sexy like TV tells you to be.

      Nothing wrong with carbs my friend, just like there is nothing wrong with fats. Its fanatics like Atkins who are the problem.
      Yes, there is an overabundance of simple carbs in the american junk food diet but hell, one out of 7 eat at McShit every day.

      How about cutting down the gallons of cola and other sugars that we consume ever day?
      How about making McD (and others) a place to visit on special occsion and a regular part of ones diet.
      How about getting of your ass and getting some freaking exercice?

      No...cut out fats. or cut out carbs or cut out air, or some similar logic is much easier.

      You are half way there with your decision to actually cook your food (what a novel idea)
      but fanatical dieting is just as bad as eating crap.

    7. Re:Good for business... by Webmonger · · Score: 1

      Maybe this AMP stuff could make spinach and liver not taste absolutely horrid to me. It could actually improve *my* nutrition.

    8. Re:Good for business... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      You can still buy relatively high quality foods at "alternative" groceries. Your cost is higher price and lower convenience, but at least you have the choice.

    9. Re:Good for business... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      For me the happy medium is to buy canned-type foods at the store

      And don't forget that you don't have to take it the way it is. I frequently add frozen corn and peas to canned soup, or toss in some chopped celery. Some are kind of watery to start with.

      That said, there's nothing like having home-made soup at my parents'. (It always tastes better the second day for some reason.)

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  28. A perfect example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of a total waste of time, money, resources and manpower. These universities should be ashamed for pumping out people that work on stuff like this. Heaven forbid the human race actually tries to make things that taste good for real... Let's spend money to make soylent green taste like steak instead! Oh glorious brave new world that I live in!

  29. Raw fish, anyone...? by girl_geek_antinomy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Okay, so we're talking about AMP which although as the article says is a 'natural' chemical, is also one of the very basic molecules used by every cell in our bodies as part of the mechanism for determining their metabolic needs and monitoring what's going on within them. This gives me a case of the screaming heebie jeebies.

    I somehow can't help thinking of Monosodium Glutamate here... Flavour enhancers don't have what you might call a *glowing* record of healthiness...

    What this compound is doing is bitter-blocking, and I don't know about you, but there are bitter flavours I actually find rather enjoyable - strong black coffee being one of these... But an awful lot of foods contain bitterness to a greater or lesser degree, and it makes up one of the five tastes we're actually able to percieve - the effect of using this stuff widely would have to be tantamount to knocking out the blue channel in our eyes! It's going to do all kinds of really bizzare things to how things taste, not all of them good...

    Besides which, the article mentions that the side effect is to induce a flavour of raw fish... I dunno, I'll take my coffee with a kick please, not with a side order of sushi...

    1. Re:Raw fish, anyone...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thank god my favorite food enhancers, Aspartame, is safe for human consumption!!!
      cuz we all know that if something wasnt safe, the FDA would take it off the shelves.

      So what if the FDA is a revolving door for people coming in from and going to the huge pharmaceuticals corporations they are supposed to guard us from.
      Im sure that once they put on that proud FDA blazer, our health is the most important thing to them.

    2. Re:Raw fish, anyone...? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      thank god my favorite food enhancers, Aspartame, is safe for human consumption!!!

      Go figure, sometimes it gives me a headache.

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    3. Re:Raw fish, anyone...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It makes my wifes vision go blurry (after 1 can od diet soda) and causes her blood suger to spike up to over 200 for days.

      Using splenda, regular suger or no sweetener her blood suger stays in the normal healthy ranges.

  30. Think big by archeopterix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shooting heroin turns any unpleasant experience into a pleasant one not just tasting crappy coffee into tasting smooth coffee.

  31. Huge importance for vegetarian food? by jlrowe · · Score: 4, Insightful
    While I am certainly no vegetarian, I seen nothing wrong with eating food from the vegetable realm.

    And much of what has been passed off in the past as a substitute for 'meat' has been pretty unpalatable. Even food that was not passed off that way sometimes isn't very great, tofu for instance.

    But one good use for this taste altering method might be to make a veggie burger actually taste decent. Add that to getting the texture right, and some of these products might actually take off.

    Tofu? Well, maybe never...It doesn't even look good!

    1. Re:Huge importance for vegetarian food? by Froze · · Score: 2, Insightful

      By the way, tofu is not meant to be a food in its own right. Much like eating unflavored gelatin. Tofu is a filler substance and it generally takes up the flavor of the main dish its added to. In the hands of an experienced oriental chef, I think you might find it to be quite palatable.

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    2. Re:Huge importance for vegetarian food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only a "filler substance" if you don't care that it's one of the most nutritious substances around.

    3. Re:Huge importance for vegetarian food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > seen nothing wrong with eating food from the >vegetable realm.

      you see nothing wrong with veggies?
      thank god for small miracles.

      as for veggie burger additives, you can make them taste great using various herbs and spices....just like most foods.

      but hey, if adding unknown chemicals will save you the trouble of actually cooking then it must be worth it.

      the problem isnt the food, its a generation of people whove learned to eat schwaggy foods like macaroni cheeese and meatloaf and who were raised with an extremely limited knowledge of food.

    4. Re:Huge importance for vegetarian food? by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 1

      Why do food companies spend all of this time trying to make fake meat that tastes like meat? if you're a vegetarian, then be a vegetarian, eat vegetables, bread, cheese, etc. and forget about tasting meat ever again. if you don't want to eat meat, then don't expect to taste things that taste like meat. it seems like a lot of wasted effort to me.

      my girlfriend became a vegetarian becaus she doesn't like the taste of meat; i'm sure she'd rather that researches look for a way to help grow good, tasty fruits and vegetables.

    5. Re:Huge importance for vegetarian food? by Sgs-Cruz · · Score: 1

      I think it has less to do with people that really want to be vegetarians and more to do with getting normal, average people (like me, who love meat :) ) to eat lower on the food chain. If the vegetable-based products taste more like meat, you're more likely to get meat-eaters to replace some of their diet with vegetables. Obviously, people who don't like meat, or are against meat for ethical reasons can eat vegetables for eating vegetables sake. The meat-flavoured-vegetables are for the meat-eaters.

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    6. Re:Huge importance for vegetarian food? by legLess · · Score: 1
      And much of what has been passed off in the past as a substitute for 'meat' has been pretty unpalatable. Even food that was not passed off that way sometimes isn't very great, tofu for instance.
      IAAV (vegetarian). I agree with you that most meat substitutes are pretty bad; most vegetarians I know don't eat them. They're very expensive, often taste bad, and much less interesting than (gasp) vegetables.

      Tofu, on the other hand, is a wonderful food - properly prepared. As a food substitute (e.g. tofu "scrambled eggs" or, as one EX-gf used to make, vegan tofu chocolate chip cookies, with no eggs, butter, or chocolate) it's nasty, because it's coerced into being something it isn't. Preparation is the key - just like you wouldn't chop a raw chicken into cubes and throw it in a pot, tofu needs some TLC - wash it, press it, dry it, fry it is what I do.

      Tofu excels at picking up the flavor of this dish. It's wonderful in asian food, where sauces and fresh vegetables are the primary attraction. Deep-fried very lightly (less than 30 seconds) it holds together, but still picks up the sauce. It's freaking brimming with protein and calcium, with very little fat. Plus it's patriotic - half the midwest is planted in soybeans. :)
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    7. Re:Huge importance for vegetarian food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, almost as good as real meat.

    8. Re:Huge importance for vegetarian food? by fermion · · Score: 1
      A quick response to your statement. I hope no one has a problem with eating vegetable. They are important. The problem is that fresh good tasting vegetables and complete carbohydrates are almost impossible to come by.

      I am a vegetarian but see no problem with others eating meat. If one chooses to eat several ounces of meat a day, along with the vegetables and grains, then that make a balanced diet. In the U.S. we are, on average, somewhere around 11 ounces of meat.

      What I do not think is useful is trying to create a perfect meat substitute. Such a thing would require so much processing and chemical additives that it would be more of a drug than a food. I myself do not like meat, so it is not an issue.

      I think we would be better off convincing people to eat 3-4 ounces of meat, an egg, and some legumes. At this level we may be near a point where the family ranch might once again be allowed to use traditional techniques. This of course assumes the unlikely circumstance that the agribusiness would allow such a thing, or that consumers would give up the $1 hamburger.

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    9. Re:Huge importance for vegetarian food? by daniellabee · · Score: 0

      First, for those who actualy like veggie burgers, they actually taste good (and the texture is fine too). Why add this flavoring to change the taste of the vegetbles in the burger? I can see this helping in other aspects, like stated in artical and by others, in the medical feild.

      Second, there is also nothing wrong with tofu if prepared properly. I have gotten some of my meat eater friends to like the stuff preparing in one of my favorite ways. If you haven't tried it then I would suggest finding a vegetarian resturant near where you live and try what they have, you may be surprised.

      I am a vegetarian because I don't like the taste of meat, haven't since I was a child. (try saying "I don't like that kielbasa mommy, can I have some more broccoli" to a primarily German family who would rather have meat on the table than vegetables(and tofu).

      You don't need some added flavoring to make foods taste better. If you cook foods properly and add seasonings and spices all foods can taste great. Well, almost, don't try the chocolate tofu cheesecake, the nastiest thing I have ever tasted in my entire life.

    10. Re:Huge importance for vegetarian food? by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      While I am certainly no vegetarian, I seen nothing wrong with eating food from the vegetable realm.
      And much of what has been passed off in the past as a substitute for 'meat' has been pretty unpalatable. Even food that was not passed off that way sometimes isn't very great, tofu for instance.

      But one good use for this taste altering method might be to make a veggie burger actually taste decent. Add that to getting the texture right, and some of these products might actually take off.


      Portobello mushrooms. Balsamic vinegar. A little olive oil or butter to sautee in. Black pepper.

      Put it on a bun.

      Guess what? Mushrooms are not meat... but they taste meaty!

      Simon

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  32. Also in the pipeline... by Moorlock · · Score: 5, Interesting
    • Gasoline that makes your dashboard always report that you have a full tank - even if you're about to run out of gas
    • A helmet that convinces defendants to confess - even if they're innocent
    • A panacea that stops children from ever crying - even if they've just been hit by a car
    • An instrument that tells pilots they're flying at a safe altitude - even if they're about to hit the ground
    Really, what's the point in celebrating creating something whose only purpose is to make our well-evolved biological sensors and filters fail.
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    1. Re:Also in the pipeline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The difference is that the examples you listed all have serious drawbacks. This stuff, on the other hand, is supposed to improve whatever it's added to without huge negatives.

      Think of it more along the lines of perfume/cologne used to mask bodily odors, paint applied to things like cars and houses, or simply salt, pepper, and spices added to food. It already happens in a lot in the current world -- cheating our biological sensors and filters -- and there's not always THAT much harm in it.

    2. Re:Also in the pipeline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DNS servers that make clients think wrong addresses are right...

    3. Re:Also in the pipeline... by zerblat · · Score: 1
      perfume/cologne used to mask bodily odors
      How about taking a shower instead?
      paint applied to things like cars and houses
      Paint is usually used to protect the surface it covers. Not to cover up defects.
      salt, pepper, and spices added to food
      There are reasons why we think seasoned food tastes better. It's not fooling our senses, it's giving our bodies stuff it needs, like salt.

      A better comparison would be anesthetics. We bypass our natural warning system in order to perform live saving surgery. However, used in the wrong situation and without proper supervision it can be extremely dangerous.

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    4. Re:Also in the pipeline... by spanky555 · · Score: 1

      This just sounds like the dire warnings of a Luddite to me.

      What about the HUGE benefits you could gain from this? Did you ever eat one of those nutritional bars that taste like sawdust? They are really good for you (if you get the right bar; many are just trash) and can help stave off hunger for a few hours instead of snacking on crap food, but boy, do they taste bad. Something like this applied to bars would be great...and that's just one example...the long-term benefits to mankind could be stunning.

      And...some of those evolved traits we have are seriously outmoded by the state of the modern world. Would you argue that fight or flight is always a good trait in the modern world?

    5. Re:Also in the pipeline... by oconnorcjo · · Score: 1
      The difference is that the examples you listed all have serious drawbacks. This stuff, on the other hand, is supposed to improve whatever it's added to without huge negatives.

      Lets say that you are drinking coffe with this chemical because like coffee (but only sweet) and somehow poison was spilled into the coffee. With the chemical in the coffee, the poison might just taste like a nice flavored coffee instead of giving a warning to your brain.

      That is a little extreme of an example but it really comes down to this: I trust my senses to alert me to what the hell is going on and I don't want to ever eat anything that is trying to fool me. If you are going to ask me about sacarin and nutrisweet and olestra- I don't eat that stuff either.

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    6. Re:Also in the pipeline... by ronaldcromwell · · Score: 1
      ...to perform live saving surgery. However, used in the wrong situation and without proper supervision it can be extremely dangerous...
      case in point: michael jacksons face.
    7. Re:Also in the pipeline... by Moorlock · · Score: 1

      Your tastes aren't arbitrary - they evolved to regulate your dietary habits. The more that flavor cues deviate from their natural correlations with certain nutrients and poisons, the more poorly our powerfully evolved dietary regulators will fail.

      This is in part why many people who have more than enough resources to feed themselves well are nevertheless malnourished. They are fooled by their bodies into thinking that they are feeding themselves appropriately, when in fact their diets only feel nourishing.

      This latest technology only adds to the trouble. Eliminating the bad taste of things that taste bad is a naive solution to a non-problem. It's like the childish wish that doctors would find a cure for pain - sure pain sucks, but it's a crucial feedback mechanism that we can't do without.

      See Gina Lunori's The Reasons for the Unexpected Difficulties of Modern Life for a more detailed discussion of why our efforts to hedonistically optimize the world come back to bite us.

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    8. Re:Also in the pipeline... by Mitreya · · Score: 1
      The difference is that the examples you listed all have serious drawbacks.

      I think the drawbacks are potentially the same if not worse. Someone brought up one issue -- how do you detect bad food (bad milk, etc)? As a student, I frequently have to test the unidentified items in the fridge by smell and taste (smell first :). And once they can block the taste, they would probably go for the smell too.

      Something has to encourage manufacturers to produce good quality items. An ability to easily block and alter the taste of the product is not a way to incourage them.

    9. Re:Also in the pipeline... by goliard · · Score: 1
      • Gasoline that makes your dashboard always report that you have a full tank - even if you're about to run out of gas
      • A helmet that convinces defendants to confess - even if they're innocent
      • A panacea that stops children from ever crying - even if they've just been hit by a car
      • An instrument that tells pilots they're flying at a safe altitude - even if they're about to hit the ground

      You missed "A drug which eliminates regret - even if you've just murdered 1000 innocent civilians".

      Oh, wait... you were talking hypothetically....

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    10. Re:Also in the pipeline... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Really, what's the point in celebrating creating something whose only purpose is to make our well-evolved biological sensors and filters fail.

      Nice troll. Guess you've never watched TV or seen a movie eh?

      Or are you implying the bitter taste of coffee somehow makes it a dangerous substance?

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    11. Re:Also in the pipeline... by Xenophon+Fenderson, · · Score: 1

      I was not impressed with Ms. Lunori's paper. It suffers from a severe lack of detail. There are no reasoned arguments, no evidence, and no citations. It is unorganized, jumping between unrelated topics without establishing any meaningful connections. As interesting as the topic could be, her paper is merely a rant, at best.

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    12. Re:Also in the pipeline... by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

      A couple of points here... masking the taste of rotting meat, or spoiled milk DOES have a huge negative, it means you can eat such things without realizing it and then wonder why you become violently ill. Or are you naieve enough to think the fast food industry won't leap on this like a starved wolf on a no-legged lamb?

      Secondly, if we WERE to make a magical tastes-good-to-everyone chemical and start using it, by what criteria would you judge the excellence of a chef? Presently, when something tastes good, you know that a certain amount of effort and care went into making it. Yes, a fast food burger tastes good, but a carefully prepared, seasoned, and cooked piece of ground sirloin tastes much better. By making everything taste "good", you dilute the pool, and now nothing will really taste "good" anymore at all.

      Lastly, many people (myself included) have varying degrees of allergies to perfume/colognes. For me, it's just mildly annoying, but for others it can become difficult to breathe. I'd say that's a pretty big negative.

      I don't want a chemical to make garbage taste good, I want a magical device to allow me to create good food without having to spend all day preparing it. The microwave comes close, but it's not quite magical. :)

  33. Re:If only by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

    So far, the company has found the only drawback of adding too much AMP to their coffees, either in the mug or the grinds, is that it generates the taste of raw fish in your mouth, said scientist Stephen Gravina, Linguagen's associate director.

    Sorry bud- looks like you're outa luck!

  34. No more fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I can go on Fear Factor and no longer fear bile, piggy testicles, and bull intestine! Bring it on, Joe Rogen!

  35. Kids by dubbayu_d_40 · · Score: 1

    It'll be amazing if we can kids to eat green stuff. The long term effects of this may be profound. I would go so far as to say society as a whole would improve.

    1. Re:Kids by MKalus · · Score: 1
      It'll be amazing if we can kids to eat green stuff. The long term effects of this may be profound. I would go so far as to say society as a whole would improve.

      It is a stupid thing to say that kids don't eat Veggies because their kids. When I grew up I had a lot of Veggies I liked them (and like them) and I never thought not to eat them (yes even Brussle Sprouts).

      If the parents at home would actually CARE for their kids and make sure they grow up on that stuff they will like it, but I guess a lot bought into the idea that "Kids don't eat veggies anyways" kind of crap.

      Instead of buying those really nasty "Lunchables" you can see in the supermarket pack their own lunches.

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    2. Re:Kids by dubbayu_d_40 · · Score: 1

      Are you a parent?

    3. Re:Kids by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Nope, just going from my own experience as a kid. Yeah I didn't like certain stuff but there is a lot more to veggies than just one and in the end I ate them and as far as I can remember never made too much fuzz about it, even spinach.

      Of course that didn't start once I was in school but when I was a baby according to my mom.

      Are you?

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    4. Re:Kids by dubbayu_d_40 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am a parent of two and I'm just not up to your standards. Sure my kids occasionally have a veggie, but it is not their preference. If my household is not in the minority, something like this will have a profound effect upon society. Imagine if all we ever ate was good food because it tasted great... Although I don't think I can give up pizza. Hmmmm

    5. Re:Kids by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Well let me see.

      Basically as soon as I was off the bottle I was on the veggies and I know some parents who do this as well, they cook their own food and the kids love it, the oldest one I am aware of is 5 and loves carrotts and other veggies.

      As for eating habit, it all depends on the person, I virtually have no lapses changing my eating habits, I went from meat eater to veggie basically cold turkey, then onto Paelo within a week.

      It's all in the mindset I guess and maybe I am outside of the norm :)

      M.

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  36. This could do wonders for the ramen industry by TheArmageddonMan · · Score: 1

    Finally, I can have cocain flavoured ramen!

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    1. Re:This could do wonders for the ramen industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that, I want Ramen flavoured Cocaine!!

  37. Soylent Green by smilinggoat · · Score: 1

    Soylent Green is people!

    As cool as this is, might it eliminate "true quality" from food. If this concept were expanded, soylent green could become reality.

    1. Re:Soylent Green by RPoet · · Score: 1

      You should also try Soylent Cola. The taste varies from people to people.

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    2. Re:Soylent Green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It varies from person to person, Leela. Geez, if you are going to rip off futurama jokes and not credit them, at least have the decency to get it right!

  38. Safety? by IcEMaN252 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is it just me or has this not been around long enough for there to be any meaningful safety studies? I for one don't want to eat something until its been tested.

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  39. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long before we can employ this technology in testicles so that... never mind... ;-)

  40. Hello? by ctve · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why don't scientists do something useful like cure AIDS, or solve poverty or work out how to make toast fall so it isn't jam side down. This is just one of these "food shortcut" things. Like the cans of coffee that heat up when you open them. What's wrong with finding a cafe? I personally have a one-cup cafetiere, buy "gourmet" and make it with filtered water. That's so I don't have to drink chemical instant shit at work. And I like it the way it is... bitter. I'll add milk myself, thanks.

    1. Re:Hello? by Autonymous+Toaster · · Score: 1

      or work out how to make toast fall so it isn't jam side down.

      This is a very important issue and some work has been put into solving the problem. However, it's also inherently very difficult, akin to predicting the outcome of a coin toss. So far the best that can be accomplished is a statistical improvement. I find fuzzy logic is good for this.

      I disagree about the import of the application of AMP to taste modification, mainly because the taste of one's morning coffee or tea has an intricate interaction with the taste of one's toast. Of course, I hope unscrupulous sorts don't try to use this chemical to try and mask the taste of burned toast, passing it off as good!

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  41. Yes, But by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can it make brussel sprouts taste like chocolate?

  42. The Real Truth by Cnik70 · · Score: 1

    after working in many coffee shops I've found one simple thing to be true. If you need sugar and creme/milk to make the coffee taste better, then your probably drinking crappy coffee.

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  43. The secret ingredient is salt by scotay · · Score: 1

    I would say the good NaCl is the most common taste bud tweaker.

    Probably both use the same sodium ion and the same channel in their perception changing powers.

  44. Or... by dze · · Score: 1

    Drink lots and lots of coffee until you start liking black coffee and hating the taste of sugar in your coffee.

    Cool technology... but still no proverbial cure for cancer.

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  45. Twin Peaks by Glindonna · · Score: 1

    Hey fellas don't drink that coffee! There's a fish. In the percolator!

    - Glin

  46. Jersey Turnpike? by sirinek · · Score: 1

    Which exit?

  47. I happen to like black coffee by fatwreckfan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I personally don't want anyone messing with my coffee's flavour. I like it black.

    If others don't like the taste, why are they drinking it?? It can't be for the caffine content, since then they could drink tea or Coke, or hell, even take caffine pills.

    1. Re:I happen to like black coffee by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Coffee is more kick than just the caffine. There was a story here a while back that talked about a study that showed even decaf has a good kick to it. Caffine is apparently just one of the active ingrediants. It's the same as pot and THC, a lot of people who try to use the THC pills rather than medical MJ say it's not nearly as effective, even compared to eating MJ, which is a fair comparision since it eliminates the smoking aspect.

      As technologically advanced as we are, we still don't know a lot about the things we eat and drink every day, especially with regard to their effect on the brain.

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    2. Re:I happen to like black coffee by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      It's true, five pills of marinol won't get you as "high" as one good binger.

      The thing is, there are multiple forms of THC, AND some other crap in marijuana. Marinol is only one flavor of THC, I seem to recall there are at least three major ones.

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  48. Boon To The Health Food Industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    This could be a big help to all the companies producing "health" food products. Now those gardenburgers could actually taste better then cardboard. ;) But seriously if soy milk and garden burgers, and other assortments of good for you foods did not taste so bland I'd be the 1st one on board to eat more healty.

  49. Taste isn't enough by rking · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People don't just crave tastes, whether they know it or not they want fats and carbohydrates and the various chemicals in their foods.

    I don't believe that all the artificial sweetners and diet drinks have solved people wanting sugar. They may well help someone who is consciously applying will power, but it isn't just a matter of "I had something sweet so I'm satisfied".

    When someone wants a bacon sandwich they'll doubtless associate that with the taste of the sandwich because that's one of the most obvious conscious effects of eating the sandwich. But if you produce a fat free substitute that taste identical I thikn they'll still feel empty, or missing something, and they'll still remedy that by going and getting some food that IS fatty, whether they rationalise that by taste or anything else.

  50. life saving drugs by lazelank · · Score: 1

    "Mr. Jacobson said he recognized the obvious need to alter the flavour of drugs, "particularly life-saving drugs, where taste is an impediment to taking them.""

    who cares about the taste if its gonna save your life?

    1. Re:life saving drugs by lactose99 · · Score: 1

      One word:

      Children.

      You could invent a drug that makes a children fly around the room, but if it doesn't taste good they won't take it.

      Ever had to drink that iodine solution that helps your insides show-up under a CAT scan? That has to be some of the most unpleasant stuff in existance, and they make you drink like 4 cups in a row. I personally would feel better knowing that the next time I need a CAT scan, I'll get 4 chocolate sundaes first. :)

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    2. Re:life saving drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ITYM Barium

    3. Re:life saving drugs by Holi · · Score: 1

      I thought there was a reason medicine tasted bad, so that the kids did not want to drink it. I mean really, do you want your kids to be hunting throught the medicine cabinet for that candy flavored cough syrup. Sounds like a recipe for an emergency room visit. You think the medicine tastes bad, how bout the experience of getting your stomach pumped.

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  51. It's finally here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coffee for Dummies!

  52. old hat by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 1

    chinese restaurants have been doing this for ages.

  53. Kissing by EverStoned · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've always wondered if it would be possible to make some sort of mint or pill, etc, that would highten senses in the taste buds to make kissing better... ...not that I have a girlfreind or anything.

    1. Re:Kissing by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      There are several substances to do just that, unfortunately, they are all illegal. :)

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    2. Re:Kissing by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Altoids have a well known, very interesting effect on "kissing" other, er, parts of the body.

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    3. Re:Kissing by lommer · · Score: 1

      Um, ah...

      There are sometimes when you don't want to heighten your senses. In fact, sometimes it's exactly the opposite. I once went out with a girl who smoked and... ugh... i have never had a more disgusting kiss.

    4. Re:Kissing by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      They have it already. It's called mouthwash and toothpaste. :^P

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    5. Re:Kissing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insist that your girlfriend eat a teaspoon of Accent before you'll kiss her.

  54. but a dash of a biological compound by SuperDuG · · Score: 1
    That just had to be the topic for this comment ... best line of the day.

    As far as the coffee and women jokes go ... I get my women the same way I get my coffee, bitter and cold, but not by choice have you.

    Anyways it seems that everyone thinks this is a bad idea, and I'm going to go on a little soapbox here on why I think it's a great idea.

    Food that is "good for you" tastes like shit, no one really wants to have a salad with no dressing or a bowl full of water for a meal. We enjoy fatty and sweet foods because they taste good. Now sit back and think, this type of technology being added to a dressing for a salad ... if you can make my sensors think that I'm not eating a bowl full of plant leaves that taste god awful, I'll buy the whole lot of it.

    This has many many applications for dealing with losing weight. I've been throwing the idea around as of late of becoming not-fat, but I really do hate the taste of things that are good for me, if I could get past the taste thing and actually enjoy eating things that are good for me, IE free of sugar, salt, fat, etc, then maybe I wouldn't dred the idea of giving up a 24 oz. steak with a side of french fries and a triple chocolate cake slice for desert, all washed down with a nice guiness. If you want a taste of heaven ... you'll have that for a meal ...

    Obviously this isn't going to be a good thing, but eating right makes what you've already screwed up start to work better, maybe a little indegestion is a small price to pay.

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    1. Re:but a dash of a biological compound by R0SS1 · · Score: 1

      Finally - I was starting to wondering if _anyone_ got this. I was about to post the same thing. I don't think making coffee taste less bitter is going to save the world, but if this stuff can shove me in the direction of a better diet, then it's _so_ worth it. Right now most healthy stuff tastes like crap, so I tend to eat "bad" things because they taste _good_. If we can reverse this...

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    2. Re:but a dash of a biological compound by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Food that is "good for you" tastes like shit, no one really wants to have a salad with no dressing or a bowl full of water for a meal. We enjoy fatty and sweet foods because they taste good. Now sit back and think, this type of technology being added to a dressing for a salad ... if you can make my sensors think that I'm not eating a bowl full of plant leaves that taste god awful, I'll buy the whole lot of it.

      Obviously, you've never had the gongura pickle with rice. An out of this world experience, I assure you.

    3. Re:but a dash of a biological compound by NotTheAntiChrist · · Score: 0

      go read that recipe.
      what part of "fried in oil" don't you understand?

    4. Re:but a dash of a biological compound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure why not?
      After the synthetic oil which gives you bloody diarrhea, why not more chemicals?

      Like most slobs, you are looking at an easy way out.

      Look at america's population of fat blimps, its not due from bad foods but bad food habits.

      learn to cook, you wont believe how many foods that taste bad are just badly prepared.

      as a kid I never understood why people made fun of two of my fave foods: spinach and liver.
      then as I grew older and ate more outside of the house, i understood...PEOPLE CANT cook.
      The spinach I loved as a child tastes like bitter and dry grass and the chicken liver tastes usually like rubber when I eat it elsewhere.
      So yeah, I can understand why you would think something tastes bad if you dont know how to prepare it.

      Btw, chicken liver sauted in a skillet with onions and lots of garlic and with a nice bottle of chilean merlot...absolute heaven.

  55. Woo hoo! by dreamseason · · Score: 1

    No more bitter beer face!

  56. In other words.... by billbaggins · · Score: 1, Funny
    (from the article)
    In this emerging field, it's not the food that will be modified, but you -- the eater.
    In Soviet Jersey, FOOD modifies YOU!

    *ducks*

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    1. Re:In other words.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was looking for this! After reading the article this was the only thing I could think of.
      Props to you for a on topic "In Soviet.." post!

  57. In the year 2022... by ian_po · · Score: 1

    By temporarily suppressing or enhancing molecular signals in the taste cells that blanket the tongue, researchers at several centres are devising ways to trick the brain into believing it's eating something that it's not.
    "Soylent green is people" ... but it sure tastes great.
  58. Messing with my body? by beaverfever · · Score: 1
    Linguagen's "bitter blocker" compound, which received a U.S. patent this month, is the first chemical known to inhibit the taste of bitterness by altering human perception instead of flavour

    I'm rather surprised not to have found any comments yet from people opposed to this on the simple grounds that fucking with peoples' biology, in however minor a way, is wrong. This is a drug, not a "flavouring".

    It's almost cute the way Bartoshuk brings up breast milk in the interview. It's in breastmilk? It must be good for us all then, mustn't it? I suspect he had an earpiece in and was being fed quotes by the marketing department.

    1. Re:Messing with my body? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly this is not the first thing to modify the bitter taste.
      Want to make lemonade that is lemony with a tang, but less sharply bitter?
      Simply add a few drops of rose water (available in indian groceries).

  59. mmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Everyone knows how nasty hotdogs are. I can't wait for them to put those same floor scapings into everything from cheese to pizza.

  60. If your coffee is bitter... by RiffRafff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...then it's been over-extracted. Learn how to brew coffee.

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  61. No. You are not alone. by simetra · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    I've been drinking black coffee since I was in grade school. Now I am making pretty good money doing what I like. I'm in Mensa. I'm charming. Kids today sit around on their fat asses, chugging carbonated sugar water. They're fat, lazy, and dumb. We need a movement to get more of today's children drinking coffee. Black coffee.

    Really, how can you truly enjoy coffee with all that crap in it? I agree, it's heresy. It's like someone who loves wine coolers bitching about how real wine doesn't taste good. Bastards.

    What's worse are those god-aweful flavored coffees! The ones where they actually flavor the beans with some aweful chemicals. One time, this stupid house-keeper where I work thought she was being nice, so she cooked up a batch of this insane blueberry flavored coffee! The whole place reeked of that crap. The flavor agent bonded into the coffee basket, so the coffee tasted of blueberry for about a week. It was a dark time.

    I came up with a catchy phrase, suitable for bumper-stickers, sigs, whatever:

    Decaf is for the lazy and the damned.


    No, sir, you are not alone.
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  62. Smell First, Then Taste by Threed · · Score: 1

    You don't sniff the milk before you drink it? And what about the date on the side?

    Anyway, quit drinking out of the carton, you savage!

    1. Re:Smell First, Then Taste by obtuse · · Score: 1

      A visiting high school friend made a sandwich and poured himself a glass of milk. He took a drink and stumbled to the sink, to spit it out.

      "What was that?" He hollered in a betrayed voice. I then realized that he had drunk the sour milk my mother was saving for making pancakes. When I explained, he pulled a magic marker out of his pocket & drew frowny faces on all four sides of the carton, scowling the whole time.

      Oh!
      Low temperature attenuates smell.
      Not everyone uses sour milk for cooking.

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  63. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  64. This is just the beginning... by phillymjs · · Score: 1

    Imagine the boon to dieters if these guys come up with something that could be sprinkled on a slice of low-cal breador a rice cake to make it taste just like a steak or a slice of pizza.

    Hell, breakthroughs could revolutionize the chewing gum industry, too-- imagine flavors like "Filet Mignon" or "Boston Cream Pie" or "Bacon Cheeseburger"

    ~Philly

    1. Re:This is just the beginning... by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      > Hell, breakthroughs could revolutionize the chewing gum industry, too-- imagine flavors like "Filet Mignon" or "Boston Cream Pie" or "Bacon Cheeseburger"

      But it always goes wrong when they get to the dessert. Always.

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  65. Combine this with... by pacc · · Score: 1

    ... the tornado in a can and we don't need to think about where to put all that chicken slaughter waste anymore.

  66. flavorings, inc. by adso · · Score: 1

    This is likely to be the same company described in the excellent book Fast Food Nation. In the chapter called "Why the fries taste good" the author describes the "flavor industry" in New Jersey which provides the chemicals to make things taste "smoky" or "flame-broiled".

    I'm sure there are a lot of additives that they have left over from General Foods International Coffees that they are dying to use so that your latte has even more latte flavor.

  67. Re:DXM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide you insensitve clod!

  68. Food modifies you! by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 1

    but NOT in Soviet Russia? Oh no... unknown error... printer on fire...

  69. Why mess with bitterness? by ites · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The bitterness of coffee is what makes it attractive: many cultures have similarly bitter things to drink and chew, and the pleasure comes from the long-lasting sweet taste you get a few minutes afterwards.
    If you're ever chewed kola nuts, you will know what I mean. Intensely bitter when you bite off a piece, but over minutes, you get a sweet reaction that is much smoother than a "real" sweet substance.
    It seems to be part of the addictive process: think of bitter chocolate and those tiny espressos.

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  70. The Possibilities. by Harker · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Imagine a compound that could dupe your tongue into thinking bland oatmeal was hot-fudge-sundae sweet? Or another that could make kids hoover spinach like Popeye?

    "You could make healthy foods taste better," Alejandro Marangoni, a food scientist at the University of Guelph, said of the new field. "Just blocking bitterness has huge potential. Somebody's going to make a lot of money."


    I recall a scene from a (bad) movie called Brazil where diners in a restaraunt were served blocks of blue stuff with a picture of what it was suppose to be.

    If the above could be made a reality, we could eat the exact same thing, day after day, and pick what we wated to taste, while eating foods that were perfectly designed for proper digestion, glucose controll (for diabetics) or any number of things. Imagine no more worry about gaining weight because of what you ate? 3 meals a day of Dutch Cholcolate Cake? No problem!

    The only concern I have about this, is the following:

    In fact, children's cough syrup might well be among the first candidate products for AMP.


    Frankly, I'd prefer to have children's medication NOT taste good enough for them to desire it. It's tempting enough for a child got get into sweets without throwing medications into the mix.

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    1. Re:The Possibilities. by eyegone · · Score: 1
      I recall a scene from a (bad) movie called Brazil...

      Are you kidding me? Brazil is a great movie.

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    2. Re:The Possibilities. by nathanh · · Score: 1
      I recall a scene from a (bad) movie called Brazil ...

      Brazil? A bad movie? Are you totally insane?

    3. Re:The Possibilities. by GoRK · · Score: 1

      I recall a scene from a (bad) movie called Brazil

      Thanks to the Friends/Foes mechanism, I joyously put you on my shitlist! If only I could leave a note to remind myself why...

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  71. Two Words by vovin · · Score: 1

    'Bachelor Chow' - Just think, a high fibre, low fat, high nutrient generic bulk food that can taste different at every meal! I'm saved!

    1. Re:Two Words by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Are you sure that generically-modified food is safe?

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  72. Imagine if I got some from my girlfriend... by I+Am+The+Owl · · Score: 1

    fixed your subject line for you. HTH.

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  73. Leave the coffee alone by Bodhidharma · · Score: 1

    I have to be careful here not to switch into full rant mode. I'm a big time coffee lover and I hate the idea of messing with cheap coffee. The commercial canned coffees, especially the flavored ones use cheap Vietnamese robusta beans that have been processed to hell and back. Meanwhile coffee farmers in Latin America, Indonesia and East Africa are barely living at subsistence levels because they can't get a fair price for their beans. The last thing we need is another way to make inferior coffee taste good or not as bad.

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  74. Famine by Azureflare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This brings to mind the Terry Pratchett book Good Omens, where Famine, one of the four riders of the Apocalypse (although there used to be five, I thought Kaos was awesome ;) creates fast food that tastes great, but is essentially dust. This could be very dangerous. People could feel they are eating something really good, when in fact, they are starving their bodies. Some people may think this a good thing, but what would happen if people didn't stop? IMO people should learn to just control themselves, and give up those temptations (ice cream, crap food etc.) and just learn. What kind of world will it be, where we don't know how to control our every impulse? I think it would be very sad. We would become like animals. I agree with many other posters. We should be concentrating on things that really matter, like cures for AIDS and ways to curb global pollution.

    1. Re:Famine by spanky555 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, no, no.

      Like all technology discovered or created since fire, this could be used for good or bad.

      But done right, this could do a lot towards ending famine - not that we don't have the technology now, but we'd (the U.S.) have even more food to export as a result: people could/would switch to growing soybeans instead of raising livestock, since something like tofu could meet both the nutritional and taste requirements for many people if this technology takes off.

      People would never eat something that tastes good and doesn't have nutritional value, since at least at first, meals like these would cost more...so they'd want to have something almost perfectly balanced, and yet tasty. Imagine: manufacturers could make MREs that taste GREAT and are perfectly constructed to be a well-balanced meal in proteins, fats, carbs, sugars, etc...

  75. Jetsons by srichman · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the Jetsons, where all their meals were in pill form, and they used chemicals to give the pills food-like taste. I remember one episode in which George humorously chided his robotic maid, "You burned the toast, Rosie."

    1. Re:Jetsons by Autonymous+Toaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      This was a fictional cartoon, of course. In real life, the three laws of toast-making appliances prevent an artificial intelligence from causing harm to toast (or through inaction, etc.).

      Personally I do not believe children should watch scenes like the one you describe - there should be some sort of ratings system governing these matters.

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  76. you bastard by zrodney · · Score: 1, Funny

    the smell, the deducing aroma that fills you with an eager anticipation of the magnificent black gold that is about to wash down your throat (oh my god, someone gimme a coffee right NOW! :)


    now I HAVE TO GO MAKE SOME COFFEE

  77. Our real Hope by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    is that this works wel enough that we can start a new Reality show titled:

    DotCom CEOS made to Eat Shit and They Like IT!

    Who would not pay for seeeing Steve Case eat a psoon full of shit with a msiel on his face?

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    1. Re:Our real Hope by Sunnan · · Score: 1

      There is no psoon.

  78. oxymoron? by yerricde · · Score: 3, Funny

    a reduced fat oil

    Is that anything like "low moisture water"?

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    1. Re:oxymoron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Explain exactly how a vegetable oil would have fat in it?

    2. Re:oxymoron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does vegetable oil have fat in it? Are you serious?

  79. Imagine the possibilties! by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
    Imagine the other uses for this. They could come up with a similar additive to alcoholic drinks. It would fool your brain into thinking that people of the opposite sex are more attractive than they really are.

    Oh wait...

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  80. Dangerous but useful by TecraMan · · Score: 1

    Whilst I agree with the general feeling of distaste (pun intended!) regarding the use of this in making cheaper, lower quality foods better, there are a few areas where this could be very useful.

    Consider, for example, children's medicines. Assuming this proves to be 100% safe (who knows nowadays), it would now be possible to make medicines which taste pleasant, isntead of using vast amounts of sugar to ineffectively mask the bitter flavour of the active ingredients.

    Better both in flavour and in stopping our children's teeth rotting! (And, in case you didn't guess... I was always one of those kids who complained about the horrible taste of kids medicines!)

    I could also see it being useful in taking basically tasteless or unpleasant soy or rice-based staple foods and making them more pleasant. This would allow the creation of pleasant tasting food which is both cheap and highly nutritional. I could see this being very useful in bringing better nutrition to poorer people.

    Suppose it comes down to hoping that people will use this for good instead of lining their wallets... Unlikely, I guess!

  81. Buying good coffee is the solution, duh! by CFusion · · Score: 0

    Personally I will just continue buying good coffee: Peet's!

    I wonder what they could do for semen.... my gf would certainly be happier :)

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    1. Re:Buying good coffee is the solution, duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wonder what they could do for semen.... my gf would certainly be happier :)

      Why? She hasn't mentioned a problem to me ;).

    2. Re:Buying good coffee is the solution, duh! by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend reckons after i've eaten fresh pineapple it tastes heaps better. I'll take her word for it...

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  82. Over-hyped... by xintegerx · · Score: 5, Informative

    The best thing that could happen would be to mask tingling in the tongue. Tongues can tell bitterness, sweetness, etc. apart, and the texture of the food, but that's all.

    (OT, but BTW: I remember reading some time back that those popular "taste" regions on a tongue aren't really accurate since your whole tongue can taste the difference between bitterness, sweetness, etc.)

    SMELL is the key to taste.

    slash. posts suggest that spoiled milk could 'taste' delicious, but your tongue is useless at taste unless it is genetically super-calibrated. The way you can 'TASTE' something is with the SMELL before and while the food is in your mouth. If you close your nose and drink spoiled milk with the texture and flow of normal milk, you won't know you did until you get stomach poisoning.

    Yes, although bitterness is associated with toxicity (stuff-you-shouldn'-put-in-your-mouth) and it does apply to most everything,, smell is what really tells you if something is bad or not. You won't be able to tell the taste mandarine and an orange, and maybe even an apple and orange (except for texture obviously) if your nose and eyes are closed.

    You might have learned this on Bill Nye the Science Guy or by reading a book, or the internet. Or some of us participated in all three.

    Follow this lab:

    Here's a link to a 4th grade lab assignment on this.

    1. Re:Over-hyped... by grandmaster_spunk · · Score: 1

      Smell is a key component of taste. However, think about the coffee example in the article. Coffee doesn't SMELL bitter, but when you put it in your mouth, it is. Smell is much more nuanced than taste, giving things their varied and unique flavors. But the tongue controls the blunt force aspects of taste, like strong bitter flavors.

    2. Re:Over-hyped... by anethema · · Score: 1

      Yes....kissing....thats the bitter thing we want to make taste better. I think girls could really use this technology. Could improve my sex life. (Again, not like III have one)

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  83. Get yer filthy mittens off my coffee by varj · · Score: 1

    Couldn't they just figure out a way to make the bitterness in coffee stronger?
    Coffe should be extremely strong, black and come in large containers.

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  84. Re:DXM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a whole underground culture on the internet of people who do DXM, I did it in high school for fun...

    just do a search for DXM and you'll see what im talking about

    before you nock "chugging cough syrup", think of this:

    kids want to get fucked up and DXM... its cheaper, healthier and purer than any street drug

  85. Dangerous? by marciot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Won't this be a tad bit dangerous? As the article points out, bitterness helps us avoid noxious foods. Once this additive gets put everywhere, won't there be people getting sick because they happily ingested a whole gallon of spoiled milk or gulped down moldy pizza?

  86. add it to these! by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

    medicines

    italian food

    my job

    I still won't drink coffee, though.

  87. Just what we need by Bilx777 · · Score: 1

    Another item on the Starbucks menu. Go ahead and clone cats and make mutant vegtables, but leave my coffee alone! I think Hobbes said it best when he said "Scientific progress goes Boink?"

  88. Re:No. You are not alone. by schmink182 · · Score: 1
    I've been drinking black coffee since I was in grade school. Now I am making pretty good money doing what I like. I'm in Mensa. I'm charming.

    Good for you.

    We need a movement to get more of today's children drinking coffee. Black coffee.

    If I'm interpretting this correctly, you're saying that drinking black coffee makes you successful, a genius, and good with the ladies. Well I've had cats my whole life and am good at math. What do you conclude? I think that instead of drinking coffee (or "carbonated sugar water") kids should exercise and sleep about 7 hours a night. From my experience it works a lot better.

  89. Spits or Swalllows? by tantech · · Score: 5, Funny
    Finally, the excuse of "it tastes weird" will be replaced by "GIVE ME MORE"! The age-old question of "Spits of Swallows" will become extinct!

    I can already see a small bottle of this being sold in a package along with a 12-pack of viagra.

    1. Re:Spits or Swalllows? by jazir1979 · · Score: 1
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  90. Fast food Nation by Petronius · · Score: 4, Informative

    You should read the amazing "Fast Food Nation" by Eric Schlosser. One of the chapters talks about the "taste" industry ('flavorists') and all these companies setup along the NJ turnpike. They make a liquid chemical agent that smells exactly like a flame-broiled burger. The reason: the food is so shitty that the taste disappears when it is processed. It has to be added 'back'...
    Same idea coming to a Starbucks near you? Great world we live in!

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    1. Re:Fast food Nation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, great book -- it discusses this at length. Beef flavoring in a chicken sandwich - huh?

      Also, the fast food industry uses artifical flavorings to cover up the fact that there are feces in the meat! ... oops, guess I spilled the beans there, but everyone should read the book. :-)

  91. better coffee by LemurShop · · Score: 1

    better coffee is more coffee! no im not jumpy why you say im jumpy ive only had 2 barells i mean cups of coffee, coffee is good it keeps me awake to work coffee coffee coffee coffee cof....

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  92. Tastes Like Rancid Tallow by Nightlight3 · · Score: 1

    McDonalds used to have the best fries around. When my wife decided to learn how to make fries, these fries were the benchmark. When her skill eventually plateaued, our conclusion was -- wow, they are almost like McDonalds fries.

    Now all their stuff is like styrofoam bits cut into food shapes, with textures painted in, then warmed up and dipped into rancid tallow. Don't even let my kids go there any more.

    1. Re:Tastes Like Rancid Tallow by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      I feel incredibly sorry that McDonalds fries were your benchmark. Just think you could selected a good steak fry to learn how to make or something, but no you had to go and pick McDonalds? DOn't get me wrong I like their fries, but I like for what they are, salt encrusted grease sticks with a dash of potato. They certainly aren't as good as "real" fries.

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    2. Re:Tastes Like Rancid Tallow by Nightlight3 · · Score: 1

      In mid 1980s the McDonalds fries were very good.

  93. What coffee needs (WAS: Warm milky latte?) by segoy · · Score: 1

    "Coffee needs a cup, not a menu." - Dennis Leary, No Cure For Cancer Amen brother. . .

  94. Obligatory Patent Law comment by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Prior art! Prior art!

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  95. Two things really... by mtec · · Score: 1

    Alcohol and closing time.

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  96. Re:DXM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just make sure you get a cough syrup that has ONLY DXM in it. Some other ones have other ingredients which can be quite harmful if you take enough of it to start hallucinating from the DXM.

  97. Pixie dust? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "It's cheap."

    "Cheap."

    "Soy-based."

    "Soy-based!"

  98. Re:No. You are not alone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Subtle gibes, methinks.

  99. A stab in the dark by sabNetwork · · Score: 2, Funny

    After instantaneous adoption from fast-food restaurants and chain coffee shops, the substance will later be found to be allergenic/carcinogenic. Moral corporations will discontinue use, and the rest will face class-action lawsuits to remove the substance from their food.

    You read it here first.

    1. Re:A stab in the dark by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      No, just like aspartame (an artificial sweetener that has been definitively linked to multiple sclerosis and lupus) and other chemicals they'll give it a different name and continue to use it for 20 years while abusing the legal system by tying up any possible FDA bans on the substance in court. You read it here first.

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  100. Re:No. You are not alone. by sabNetwork · · Score: 1
    I'm charming. Kids today sit around on their fat asses, chugging carbonated sugar water. They're fat, lazy, and dumb. We need a movement to get more of today's children drinking coffee. Black coffee.


    Could you be any more arrogant?

  101. interesting paradox or just interesting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    as "scary" as this may seem at first to some, I have to laugh at what this all will really reveal about taste, smell, touch, etc in general. OK, so we "trick" our brains into thinking something that normally tastes bad to some now tastes good. This seems like a very shallow thing to do, after all nothing about the product itself has changed, has it? Yet isn't the liking of taste, smell and touch really a shallow thing by itself?

    OK, now we get into a potentially dangerous aspect of overwritting a very natural security feature of our physiology that can let us know of things that are potentially harmful. Yet, this has been overridden for centuries with various additives that cover up the true nature of the edible (if that) substance. Although to be fair, before the past 150 years it was usually additives like herbs and spices that for the most part are found to be very healthy for us thus reinforcing the idea that the taste is more than just emotional preference. Perhaps the real lesson here is to develop our minds and extend our mental discipline to the point that we don't need drugs or any other external chemical trickery to tolerate certain foods.

    Overall I find it highly amusing that instead of providing actual good tasting coffee or the drinkers practicing a little restraint they resort to this chemical trickery.

  102. Re:No. You are not alone. by MKalus · · Score: 1
    Could you be any more arrogant?

    Don't blame him, he probably had some of this blueberry coffee ;)

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  103. Re:Nothing will compare with the real thing. by symbolic · · Score: 1


    I'm a big coffee fan - I don't drink tons of it, and what I do drink is usually in the form of a single-shot latte. I don't consider myself a coffee expert, but I do know enough to believe that there's nothing that will parallel the experience of a successful shot of espresso mixed with just the right amount of milk, steamed to just the right temperature and froth. It's something that takes quite a bit of experience to perfect the technique- if these guys think they can replace all that with a chemical, I wish them luck. Maybe it will work for the Starbucks crowd, just like the RIAA works for the average music consumer, but as most of us know, that doesn't mean it's a good thing.

  104. messing with taste is dangerous by buttahead · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Taste buds keep us from eating poison! Why would you want to change your taste so that poison would taste good? Sounds like a bad idea to me. Rancid meat tastes bad to us because it is bad for us, but at least now we can make it taste great!

    1. Re:messing with taste is dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about those of us who HATE the taste of healthy non poisonous foods that are good for us? For many of us, certain vegetables just taste bad.

    2. Re:messing with taste is dangerous by buttahead · · Score: 1

      not to be too harsh, but there is a whole topic on this... call it "darwinism". if you can not stand to eat "healthy" food, your chances of survival and, more importantly, you chances of having offspring decrease. being selective doesn't mean you won't survive, so be picky if you want. just don't corrupt your taste buds and get lost in the woods for a week, where your taste can really protect you.

  105. Re:No. You are not alone. by pi+radians · · Score: 1

    Heh, the way I interpretted it was that even if someone is in Mensa, it doesn't make them smart.

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  106. One Word: Peet's by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

    Please check out Peet's (www.peets.com). It's where the folks who founded Starbucks learned to roast coffee. I live down the street from their first store in Berkeley, and while I loathe snobbery my wife and I have become complete coffee snobs and have been for years. A bit expensive, they start at around $9 a pound and go up to $40 a quarter pound (I hope I got that right - I've never bought this expensive stuff) for Kona beans. Their Mocha Sanani (at about $18 a pound) is heavenly - smooth, strong, great - I indulge in a pound of this around the holidays. Part of the great taste comes from the freshness of the roast: while unroasted beans become better with age, roasted beans should be drunk right away, within a week if possible or the taste tends to begin to sour. They ship coffee. Buy beans, grind them just before brewing. French press is most recommended, melitta filter is OK too. But it's all according to taste so do what you enjoy most. Aside from being a dedicated addict, I have no business affiliation with Peets.

    1. Re:One Word: Peet's by woobieman29 · · Score: 1
      So true!! At one company I worked for the coffee room was stocked originally with Starbucks coffee, and most people thought that was just fine. I have always disliked Starbucks, as it seems something about the way they roast the beans gives the coffee an off flavor. Peet's has been my favorite for years, so after I pleaded with the office manager for a while she started stocking Peet's as well as Starbucks. Within 3 months the Starbucks coffee was not being used anymore, and we stopped buying it.

      If anyone from Peet's is listening, your welcome for converting some customers to your coffee!! I think that a gift of a pound or so of beans would not be out of line!! :-)

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  107. I think I speak for many folks when I say ..... by drdanny_orig · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... EEEEEEeeeeekkkkk!!!! Don't be messing with my taste buds!!!! It's taken millions of years of evolution to make butter and ice cream and salt and pig meat and ..... to be perceived as Tasty. Don't take that away from us!

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    1. Re:I think I speak for many folks when I say ..... by pyite · · Score: 1

      Interesting, sort of. But if "evolution" had anything to do with it, vegetables and such would taste equisite while things that shouldn't be consumed in large quantities (animal fat, sugar, etc.) would taste bad.

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    2. Re:I think I speak for many folks when I say ..... by drdanny_orig · · Score: 1
      things that shouldn't be consumed in large quantities (animal fat, sugar, etc.) would taste bad.
      The usual explanation for this is that we (i.e. humans) evolved specifically for the hunter-gatherer lifestyle of our ancestors on the savannah. In such an environment, such "bad" things were in fact desirable due to their rarity -- fats and sugars are excellent sources of energy, and they're harder to obtain than the more ubiquitous vegetable matter. Thus, individuals who crave fats/sweets are selected.
      There hasn't been enough time for these traits to disappear, since it's only been in the past few centuries that we live long enough to make the long-term health consequences of such cravings to show up. And remember, for much (most?) of the Earth's population, such foods are still rare, thus desirable.
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  108. The Best Coffee is Fresh Coffee by Carme · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What most people aren't aware is that by the time you buy your beans, they're already stale. Whether you get them from the local supermarket or from a Starbucks, they've been prior-roasted, shipped, and in most cases, have sat around for far too long. Roasted beans last about a week before they start losing their flavour.

    If you've never tried freshly roasted coffee, make it a point of going to a specialty roaster in your city and getting the freshest coffee they have - if you can get some that was roasted the previous day, pay whatever they ask for it.

    Use a French press, there's really nothing better for black coffee (except for an espresso machine) and make sure not to let it sit for two long - 4 minutes with boiling water should do the trick.

    You'll never go back. (and if you do some research on roasting it yourself [which is incredibly simple], you'll be amazed at how cheap green beans are)

    1. Re:The Best Coffee is Fresh Coffee by Carme · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, reading a few comments prior to mine - water and grind are important. Coffee is like 98% water, so if you're starting with gross tap water, don't expect the coffee to be incredible.

      Don't ever buy pre-ground coffee. Whole beans go stale in a week, but ground coffee starts going stale within the day. Grind just before you brew, and you'll be far happier.

      The grind itself is inconsequential, if you keep in mind that the coarser the grind, the more coffee you'll need. A really fine grind should only require 2Tb of coffee per 8oz cup, but if you use a hand-grinder and come out with much larger grounds, you might want to use 3Tb or more. Experimentation is the key here, figure out what works best for your tastes.

    2. Re:The Best Coffee is Fresh Coffee by tchdab1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Thanks - I completely agree. Fresh roasted coffee beans freshly ground and properly brewed is more important than where you buy the beans from.

    3. Re:The Best Coffee is Fresh Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the grind itself is very important. Depending on what method you are using to brew it a different grind is required. If you have too course of a grind the water will move through the coffee too quickly resulting in a weak brew. If your grind is too fine the water will go through too slowly and will cause it to be bitter.

    4. Re:The Best Coffee is Fresh Coffee by Carme · · Score: 1

      If you're using a French press, it's all the same. I've had luck with both mechanical blade grinders (ultra-fine) and hand cranked mill-style grinders (pretty coarse)

      The only case where water moving makes a difference is in a drip machine. Nobody's recommending those, if you'll notice. ;)

    5. Re:The Best Coffee is Fresh Coffee by adamjaskie · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, fresh rosted beans are VERY important, and never get ground. Grind it yourself, preferably in a burr type grinder (which has little thingies in it like the balls in the old IBM type-ball typewriters) rather than one that has a little blade that spins.

      Since roasted beans give off a lot of carbon dioxide, you want to wait 24 hours after they are roasted before grinding and brewing them. If you don't, the coffee will taste odd. However, make sure you use up all the coffee within a week. After a week it starts getting really stale.

      Don't freeze coffee. A lot of people do, but there is no reason to. Coffee that has sat on a counter for two weeks is better than coffee that has been in the freezer for a day. When you take the coffee out, condensation forms, and it gets nasty. Don't freeze it, buy less of it.

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  109. Raw Fish by aef123 · · Score: 1

    the company has found the only drawback of adding too much AMP to their coffees, either in the mug or the grinds, is that it generates the taste of raw fish in your mouth

    This is supposed to be an improvement over bitterness?

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  110. marijuana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    weed also makes every thing tastes great

    1. Re:marijuana by Ultra64 · · Score: 1

      How is this a troll? Marijuana really does make food taste better. There's nothing like hot buttered biscuits when you're stoned. Mmmm.

  111. (replying to myself) by syle · · Score: 1
    found it.

    How could I have forgotten redmeat?

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  112. 1984 by TheTomcat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hate to call this Orwellian, but it seems so to me.

    Winston and Julia had a hard time finding genuine food (except from the proles). I remember them drinking "Victory Coffee". The same applied to cigarettes and chocolate.

    This isn't so absurd. While it's not so hard to find a GOOD cup of coffee (yet), most people don't care. They'll drink Tim Hortons (Canadian. Think Dunkin' Donuts) coffee and complain that "Gourmet Coffee" is overpriced. I had the hardest time convincing my mother that bigass cans of Maxwell House don't TASTE the same as fresh-ground Kenya AA (or AAA or Green Mountain blends, etc) -- UNTIL she tried it; now she grinds her own, and doesn't store it in the freezer.

    The same is true of chocolate. Think about GOOD chocolate (high-quality). Now, think about any drug-store Easter chocolate. The latter is more like brown WAX with very little taste (and when it "melts" it turns into some sort of foamy paste).

    And speaking of foam, the same comparison can be made to generic vs. "natural" ice cream. I regularly pay 2-3 times the price of "cheap" ice cream, for the good stuff. You know, the kind actually MADE from cream, and not milk plus a dozen gums to make it gellied enough to hold shape, then whipped full of air.

    GOOD beer (premium, expensive, micro-brewed, FRESH) vs. Budweiser, or Coors, or Molson, or Labatt is another example.

    Sorry, now I'm ranting. My point was: LEAVE MY COFFEE ALONE. I like the stuff the way it is. And if you MUST meddle with my favourite bean beverage, I can only hope that it doesn't further affect the price of high-quality coffee.

    I sound elitist.. and, I guess, in this case, I am.

    S

    1. Re:1984 by Ygg · · Score: 1

      Thank you very much, these were my thoughts exactly. I've spent years seeking out the joys in life, good beer, scotch, coffee, chocolates and cigars ate are amongst my favourites.

      The roasters/brewmeisters/etc have developed an art and I'd prefer not to have some clod from NJ fucking with the byproducts. Put all the crap you wish in the aforementioned dunkin donuts coffee, leave the quality stuff for those of us with taste.

    2. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you also splurge for the premium heavy-duty tin foil for your hat?

    3. Re:1984 by Scytle · · Score: 1
      Hate to call this Orwellian, but it seems so to me.

      Winston and Julia had a hard time finding genuine food (except from the proles). I remember them drinking "Victory Coffee". The same applied to cigarettes and chocolate.

      This isn't so absurd.

      Yes it is. No one is forcing you to eat at McDonalds or do your grocery shopping at the local 7-Eleven. You want fine dining eat at gourmet restaurants. There is no shortage of organic produce or premium quality coffee/chocolate/ice cream or anything. If these disappear it will only be because no one wants them. This isn't a rant about lack of choice, your just whinning because you're not paying bargin prices for top quality.

      I sound elitist.. and, I guess, in this case, I am.

      No, the problem is you are not. You can't shop at the local quickie mart and expect them to stock your Kenya AA (or AAA or Green Mountain blends, etc) for pennies on the dollar.

    4. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your argument fails to take into account the fact that cheaply available crap displaces the good stuff, and places it out of the reach of whole classes of people who could previously have afforded it.

      ~~~

    5. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's try to put this in terms a geek can understand: Did OS/2 die because noone wanted it, or because not enough people wanted it to make it commercially viable?

    6. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i used to work at dunkin donuts and they spent a fortune on their coffee. the coffee is very high quality. if you get a bad cup of coffee at dunkin donuts, then it is because the person behind the counter didn't dump out the content of the coffee pot after 20 minutes like they are supposed to.

  113. The recipe. by red_gnom · · Score: 1

    Take two pounds of crap.
    Add one pinch of the "Magic Spice".
    Stir well.

    Voila! You made yourself delicious chocolate cake.
    Guten appetit!

  114. There _ARE_ benefits to something like this.... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... particularly for those with problems losing weight. If you haven't noticed, foods with sugars (carbohydrates) and fats taste better than those that don't, pretty much as a result of eons of natural selection*. Tricking the taste buds into thinking that indigestible/low-calorie food is more appetizing than it is would be a good thing for this application imho.

    Imagine if you could trick your tongue/tastebuds into thinking celery tastes like chocolate.. Particularly helpful if you could introduce textured cellulose food products with vitamin enrichment that could be used in snack foods.

    Now if someone can only make treadmill grinding (and repetitive exercise in general) LESS BORING..

    *whenever a political vegetarian bugs me (at a party for example), my reply: "If we weren't supposed to eat animals, they wouldn't be so delicious!".. It works as both a smartass remark and a statement on the evolution of human nutrition biology...

    1. Re:There _ARE_ benefits to something like this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Lisa, if we weren't supposed to eat animals, god wouldn't have made them out of meat!"
      -Homer

    2. Re:There _ARE_ benefits to something like this.... by evilmrhenry · · Score: 1
      Now if someone can only make treadmill grinding (and repetitive exercise in general) LESS BORING..

      Well, that will be taken care of with holodecks. Unless of course, you consider Mortal Kombat on the holodeck to be boring.

    3. Re:There _ARE_ benefits to something like this.... by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      I used to share your viewpoint, but I think I would largely disagree. The body does *want* a certain level of fat and sugar, but we're conditioned to eat so much of it since largely, North American food relies on fat and sugar for most of its flavour.

      I discovered the joys of eating Thai food a few years ago, which is much lower in fat (there's a little vegetable oil used in each dish, and the cuts of meat they use are generally those considered to be lowest in fat) and usually has only very small quantities of sugar added to dishes. Most of the desserts are fruit-based and hence, quite low in both fat and refined sugar. Even though I ate like a pig, weight began melting off of me, and now eating the fatty, sugary foods that I used to eat leaves me feeling ill and dissatisfied.

      Personally, I don't condone these lose-weight-easy techniques. If people want to lose weight, the key to doing so is simply motivation and self-control: regular exercise and common sense are more than enough to help you reach your goal in 99% of cases. And I think that modifying your lifestyle in this way is not only healthy for losing weight, but psychologically healthy; you learn to take better care of yourself, and you learn moderation - which can be applied to all areas of your life. Quick-fix solutions like this allow us to remain in an unhealthy situation where we retain our old patterns of mass consumption.

    4. Re:There _ARE_ benefits to something like this.... by AintTooProudToBeg · · Score: 1

      make treadmill grinding (and repetitive exercise in general) LESS BORING

      Go to US Army Special Forces selection. There's a lot of repetitive exercise and it's not boring. But you still won't do it. Boring is not the problem.

    5. Re:There _ARE_ benefits to something like this.... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      But you still won't do it.

      What, they take asthmatics and flat feet now?

    6. Re:There _ARE_ benefits to something like this.... by martyros · · Score: 1
      Personally, I find that my eating habits have less to do with how things taste, and more to do with whether my body feels satiated or not. Your tongue may be telling you that there's lots of sugar and fat, but the fact is that there is no sugar or fat in your blood stream and your body knows it.

      I have a much better time eating a small amount of relatively fatty foods (along with appropriate amounts of vegetables and starches) and feeling satisfied than eating large amounts of low-fat foods and still feeling hungry.

      Given my experience with aspartame / saccarine / splenda / olean, I'd be able to taste this stuff within a few seconds and hate it. I'm sick of fake stuff -- give me real sugar, real cream, real butter, real meat, make it taste good; I'll eat moderately and exercise, and feel good.

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  115. stupidest idea ever by popisdead · · Score: 2, Interesting

    so now there will be no reason for good tasting food. rather we'll be stuck with shitty pre-packaged food like KD, McDonalds, etc and it will taste good. This food will be/is full of so much chemicals cancer will be hitting people before puberty. The french (France not french Canadians) eat 30% more fat and have 40% less heart disease (G&M article) because they don't eat crappy food. Europe has a much higher food quality than NA does.

    1. Re:stupidest idea ever by La+Temperanza · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um... the main reason people eat unhealthy food is because it tastes better.

      Price will factor into this, but I think producers will settle on a reasonably nutritious base material, like that clover growing in your back yard.

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  116. Re:DXM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It also causes cirossis (sp) of the liver WAY quicker then alcohol. Not to mention other brain/nerve related problems that are caused by doing 'dissociative drugs' like dxm. Other drugs closely related would be ketamine and pcp. There are better ways to get high, just go cuddle with your girlfriend :)

  117. Does it make *everything* better? by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 4, Funny
    Girl: What are you doing? It feels nice! You've never done that before!

    Guy: Mrmff. Mrffmfsf. (lifts head) I know, but I thought I'd give it a try because I love you and stuff.

    Girl: You're the best, I'm going to treat you to a steak dinner tonight. (moans, titls head back, closes eyes)

    Guy: (Sprinkles more powder).

    1. Re:Does it make *everything* better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately the article mentions an aftertaste of raw fish...

    2. Re:Does it make *everything* better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it won't change the after taste much will it?

      However it will change the flavor long enough to get the job done.

  118. Its Reversed by Yokaze · · Score: 4, Funny

    They fool their customer into thinking that their milky double latte is coffee.

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  119. Re:No. You are not alone. by RockyJSquirel · · Score: 1

    Could you be any more arrogant?

    If I could sign in as him and answer as arrogantly as possible I would...

    Instead I'll have to explain to you that the posting was humorous. If you took it literally then you are <Arrogance> an idiot. </Arrogance>

  120. Re: MSG and a possible comeback? by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, if you do a little research on MSG on the net, you'll find a fairly hot debate going on as to the side-effects/dangers of MSG.

    The official FDA stance on it is pretty well summed up here:

    http://chinesefood.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite. ht m?site=http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/2455/ba k%2Dmsg.html

    Basically, they seem to say it's safe for the general public, but do acknowledge that there seem to be some individuals who are sensitive to it, and get such side-effects as headaches from it.

    Personally, it doesn't really concern me. If you discover you're senstive to MSG and it upsets your stomach, gives you a headache, or whatnot - then obviously avoid it. I've never had any problem eating foods that contained it though - and to me, it's no worse than the hundreds of other modifications made to commercial foods. (Coloring and dyes to enhance the look of a food, for example.)

  121. ...which is what MSG does for food. by nedron · · Score: 1
    I don't see why people would use this since they're so flighty about monosodium glutamate, a relatively "natural" food additive that enhances the flavor of meat-based foods.

    In general, MSG is safe for anyone but a small percentage of people, yet most people in the US avoid it like the plague, though most good Chinese and Japanese food includes it.

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    1. Re:...which is what MSG does for food. by Malor · · Score: 2, Informative

      MSG is a neurotoxin. It excites brain cells to death. I, at least, am incredibly sensitive to it.

      It wasn't always that way. For years and years I was able to eat it without problems. However, I started drinking a lot of diet pepsi, and after a couple of years of that, got very, very sick. Couldn't pin down what the problem was. My vision was damaged, my memory was shot, my ability to focus/concentrate was gone. I was having coordination problems. When they examined at me at one neurologist, I couldn't even walk heel and toe; I lost my balance. Every time. I was really a mess. At the time they thought I might have multiple sclerosis. They ruled that out with an MRI, but I still had many of the same symptoms. (it turns out aspartame poisoning is frequently mistaken for MS).

      Things started improving after I stopped aspartame (which is a much stronger neurotoxin than is MSG), but it wasn't until I realized that MSG was also (now) causing me trouble that I started to get back to anything approaching normal. I don't think I'll ever be what I was, but I'd call myself 90% recovered at this point.

      I don't know why I reacted so badly to aspartame/MSG and many people don't. However, they are both documented neurotoxins, and I tend to think that any group of people that relies primarily on their brains to function should avoid them.

      MSG makes food taste good because it excites nerve cells; they are fooled into thinking that the food you are eating has more 'goodness' in it than it actually does. That tingly feeling you sometimes get after you've had a lot of MSG? (lips and fingertips are common). That's nerve cells being overstimulated, often to death.

      This stuff sneaks up on you; I was having minor symptoms I didn't think were important for at least a year before I got really sick. You don't get really visible symptoms until you have lost about 75% of the brain cells in a given functional area; the brain is highly resilient to damage. But it doesn't last forever.

      There used to be a really wonderful site with tons of information about MSG at www.123recipes.com. They had a great section on what it can do to you and the (MANY!) ways that manufacturers try to hide the fact that they have added it to food. (it's in probably 90% of the foods on the shelf-- you're probably getting a whopping great dose of MSG every day without even knowing it.) But 123recipes.com seems to have gone away. :-(

      I would suggest reading up on MSG -- you should realize just how many things it's in. (basically almost everything on the shelf). Due to a curiosity of Federal regulation, only 100% pure MSG needs to be labeled as "monosodium glutamate". So manufacturers just put in 90% pure MSG instead and call it something else.

      They hide it in all sorts of ways.... the most common label is "natural flavors". Another very common one is any type of "hydrolyzed" protein. Yeast extract and autolyzed yeast extract are two more. (I avoid anything with a -lyzed suffix now). "Caseinate" is another trigger word; I usually see it as "milk caseinate" but I've seen it used as a modifier on other source foods as well. "Modified starch" is the most recent trick I'm aware of.

      For more on aspartame, www.aspartametruth.com has many links to studies, etc. Before getting sick, I probably wouldn't have paid that much attention to it, but I can tell you from personal experience that many of the described symptoms are absolutely real and valid -- I have had them myself. I presume, since I had so many of the listed problems, that most of the links are truthful. Read carefully, but I can assure you that there is definitely a real core here. It is not just hysterical armwaving.

      One thing I sometimes think about... over the lsat 20 years, there has been an enormous rise in the use of neurotoxins in food. At the same time, there seems to be an overwhelming rise in stupidity. I don't know if these two are causally linked, but I do wonder.

    2. Re:...which is what MSG does for food. by nedron · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Note that MSG is not hydrolized protein, in the sense of an ingredient or food additive.

      However, most consumers (maybe due to the stupifying effects that you've described) refer to any form of free glutamate as "MSG", which is incorrect.

      For that reason, if you see a label on food that says "No MSG", or "No Added MSG", the FDA requires that it be free of all "free glutamate" additives, including MSG and hydrolized protiens.

      Aspartame appears to have a far larger impact on the general populace and much of it's documented. As for MSG problems, a lot of it is anecdotal and clinical studies have not shown that it has any detrimental effect on brain or nervous funtion.

      Being that the same salt occurs naturally in seaweed and is used frequently in both Chinese and Japanese cooking, I would expect that the Japanese and Chinese should be raving idiots after thousands of years of use if it were actually toxic.

      While I don't doubt there are people including yourself who are sensitive to MSG and other additives (eg. aspartame), most people don't consume enough to even come close to toxic levels. You're just as likely to die from consuming honey, the perfect anaerobic environment for botulism.

      I typically avoid any artificial sweetener, simply because I don't think they taste very good. For the occasional Diet Pepsi I have (8-20 ounces/week), I haven't noticed any health problems that weren't present when I've gone for months without any intake of artificial sweeteners.

      Like all else, moderation is the key. The person that puts 5 packets of sacharine in his iced tea is the same as a smoker. We all haves choices and we make them daily. The consequences are ours to pay.

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    3. Re:...which is what MSG does for food. by vorpal22 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just FYI: MSG was discovered in Japan, and the Japanese use trace amounts of it to enhance the taste of certain dishes. In China, you won't find MSG at all; it's only used in Chinese restaurants outside of China in an attempt to maximize profits while minimizing cost of ingredients.

      I've read that in North America, we consume insane quantities of food additives that are not consumed or are consumed in very conservative levels elsewhere.

    4. Re:...which is what MSG does for food. by vorpal22 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow... interesting to see that there are a few others here on slashdot who know the annoyances of being highly sensitive to MSG and L-glutamic acid in general.

      I've been avoiding monosodium glutamte, hydrolyzed proteins, autolyzed yeast, modified starches, and a list of about 20 or more things for a couple of years now and I've never felt better. Most of my symptoms prior to eliminating MSG from my diet were as yours, albeit perhaps not as severe. I suffered from panic attacks, migraines, memory loss, dizziness, heart palpitations, disorientation, and general feelings of very unpleasant weirdness. All of those have long since gone away. To top matters off, when I quit eating food additives (I figured if I was cutting out MSG, I'd cut them all out and eat naturally), I shed 67 lbs in less than six months without cutting my diet and without doing a lick of exercise. I certainly wasn't complaining about that, as I'd always fought to keep my weight in check my entire life!

      I don't know if you're aware of this, but I find that I'm able to eat trace amounts of MSG if I take Vitamin B6 prior to the meal that might be suspect. Apparently, from what I've read, B6 speeds up the metabolization of MSG. I find this a helpful technique for when I want to eat out at a restaurant that I'm fairly sure is safe (I've had particularly good luck with Thai restaurants, and they generally seem to be MSG-informed) but that may still use certain questionable ingredients that contain things like "natural flavours". YMMV, but I thought that I'd pass along the tip all the same!

    5. Re:...which is what MSG does for food. by GoRK · · Score: 1

      Being that the same salt occurs naturally in seaweed and is used frequently in both Chinese and Japanese cooking, I would expect that the Japanese and Chinese should be raving idiots after thousands of years of use if it were actually toxic.

      You say they're not?

      ~GoRK

  122. There is Coffee that naturally tastes good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a person who grew up on good tasting coffee. (Grandpa owned a farm so I ate the beans, sucked & sniffed the powder. By the time I was 16 coffee had no effect on me but I kept on drinking b'se I loved the taste) I should say that most of the coffee bought by the West is terrible.

    The first time I walked into starbucks I spat the stuff out. Their coffee is bitter, smells terrible & is over priced. What a scam!
    They probably figure if they serve bitter coffee, with lots of caramel & other stuff you will not know the difference.

    Coffee houses like Starbucks, SBC and Tullies, are successful for other reasons, coffee is not one of them.

    I later asked industry experts why bitter coffee is more popular. The common answer I got was, it had a superior taste preffered by a sohpisticated palatte.
    I was dumbfounded. After all I'm just an ordinary guy with regular taste buds.

  123. Re:No. You are not alone. by sabNetwork · · Score: 1

    The post was modded +3 insightful; apparently I'm not the only one who didn't pick up on the satire.

  124. We've been doing this for ages. by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

    > The reason: the food is so shitty that the taste disappears when it is processed. It has to be added 'back'...

    From what I gathered it had a lot more to do with enhancing and creating a "McDonalds" taste more than anything else. That's why fast food doesn't taste like the exact same IBP ground beef you buy at the grocery store.

    What I don't like is the neo-luddite response to this. When was the last time you had an "authentic" culinary experience? How "real" is antibiotic-filled meat processed eight-ways til Sunday? More importantly, how many people can afford good food?

    I don't see this as anything but a more advanced form of putting salt on your salad.

    1. Re:We've been doing this for ages. by Petronius · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know about 'authentic', but:
      - we try to buy fresh fruit & vegetables at the market
      - we *try* to avoid canned/processed products
      - we try to eat fish rather than meat
      - we eat soy burgers rather than hamburgers
      The cost seems about the same as before. It does however take a bit longer to shop and to prepare meals, but I enjoy cooking.

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  125. but I like it the way it is by BurKaZoiD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I frickin' LIKE black, plain, bitter-tasting coffee! Of course, I also do it for the caffeine, but I like the way coffee tastes. For me in the morning, the first taste of coffee is like the first taste of an ice-cold beer after working in the yard all day!

    Always been pretty simple to me, if ya don't like the way shit tastes, don't drink it. I always get a laugh at the losers at Barnes and Noble drinking they're super-duper triple expresso with everything but the kitchen sink in it.

    IMHO, plain old black coffee, strong as heck, frickin' rulez!

  126. Elitist/Purist by ctve · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Nothing wrong with being elitist, or purist about food.

    The big conglomorates have so abused food, that sometimes when I serve food to people, they look puzzled (like home made mayo).

    I agree 100% about coffee and chocolate. Three products where I spend good money (and probably totally spend the same, as a bar of Green and Blacks organic choc lasts me a long time, as I only need a little to get a good rush).

    I mostly buy premium ice cream, but have made my own. There's a great book called Ices by Caroline Liddell and Robin Weir (I think the same book is called Frozen Desserts: The Definitive Guide to Making Ice Creams, Ices, Sorbets, Gelati, and Other Frozen Delights in the US). You need very few ingredients, and it's wonderful. Machines cost about £40 in the UK, don't know US prices.

    As for beer, in the UK it's funny. Beer like Budweiser (the US stuff, not to be confused with an excellent Czech beer) is marketed and sold as a premium beer. You can buy locally produced ale for a much lower price, which tastes wonderful.

    BTW I'm trying to develop a portal to do with excellent food on the web, a bit like slashdot but for food and drink. It will mostly be UK based, when I get some time.

    1. Re:Elitist/Purist by morn · · Score: 1
      As for beer, in the UK it's funny. Beer like Budweiser (the US stuff, not to be confused with an excellent Czech beer) is marketed and sold as a premium beer.

      Hrm, you're obviously not drinking in the same places as me...

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  127. Re:Safety? GMO's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that didnt stopt the Monsanto's of the world from ramming GMO's down our throat wihtout any long term studies.

    here in Canada, our government agency admitted that there is no long term studies on the safety of GMO's but that they arent worried since "these corporations wouldnt do anything that could prove harmful to Canadians."
    In other words, we know nathing, we see nathing...

  128. Alien invaders, however,... by devphil · · Score: 2, Funny


    ...like their coffee the way they like their humans: ground up and vacuum-sealed into a little brick-shaped bag.

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  129. Just don't buy milk anymore by Krokus · · Score: 1

    Ugh! My bones feel weak and brittle. I don't understand. I'm drinking plenty of... Malk?

    1. Re:Just don't buy milk anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With Vitamin R!

  130. Re: MSG and a possible comeback? by 7-Vodka · · Score: 0
    oh my god there go my mod points. sigh.

    I just have to point this out...

    How in the world are you going to talk about the safety of msg by linking to a chinese cuisine page

    and saying they have credible information? Check out this CHOICE quote from their scientific information on how MSG works:

    It has long been known that there are four basic tastes - sweet, sour, salty, and bitter. It is now thought that there is a fifth taste, called "umami."

    What utter crock. next time, please link the FDA directly instead of quoting these guys thanks.

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  131. Re: MSG and a possible comeback? by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1

    which is HERE by the way.

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  132. Re:No. You are not alone. by kent_eh · · Score: 1
    Anytime I order "coffee, black" and the kid behind the counter asks "what flavour?" I reply.

    Coffee flavour.

    If I wanted something else, I would have asked for it.

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  133. Re: MSG and a possible comeback? by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

    What utter crock.

    Do a web search for UMAMI at Google. You'll find more results than you know what to do with.

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    "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

    Moderation Totals: Wrong=2, Stupid=3, Total=5.
  134. Yo, Starbucks Bashers... by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Sure, it's politically correct here in San Francisco, where we've always had good coffee, to bash Starbucks for being yuppie-attractants, and I prefer Peet's coffees and local-character coffee houses to mass-production too, but do you remember what coffee was like in most of the US before Starbucks got there? Tasteless brownish water made in a percolator was pretty much the standard. People even used instant coffee at home. And if you wanted decaf, it was always Sanka instant... Starbucks changed that, and in doing so pushed other businesses to improve their coffee (as well as introducing the concept that you can charge somebody $2-3 for a cup instead of $0.50, which made it possible for them to ...PROFIT!!) Even 5-6 years ago, the only way to get decent coffee in LA was to go to Starbucks; part of the problem is the water, which gets covered up by coffee flavor when you make espresso, as opposed to Mexican-style weaker coffee, but most of it was attitude of the coffee-makers.

    The other people who get credit for significantly improving Americans' coffee are the marketers of Mr. Coffee, which got us to use drip-filter coffee instead of percolators or instant.

    Briefly getting sort of back to the original topic, remember Kava instant coffee, which didn't get rid of bitterness, but got rid of acidity, for people who didn't want the acids in their stomach and maybe didn't like the taste? It was instant coffee with some alkali like potassium hydroxide added, and was absolutely the worst stuff I'd had that claimed to be coffee.

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    Bill Stewart
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    1. Re:Yo, Starbucks Bashers... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      do you remember what coffee was like in most of the US before Starbucks got there?

      I was drinking coffee as good as the coffee I'm drinking today before I even heard of Starbucks. Mr. Coffee certainly did us a greater service than Starbucks did. Since drip coffeemakers came out, the only people I've seen using percolators are old people who are still paying rent on their phones.

    2. Re:Yo, Starbucks Bashers... by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1

      OK. Sorry, but I must call bullshit on at least some of this analysis.

      Good coffee was not, perhaps, in the mainstream before Starbucks. But you could get good coffee in LA if you knew where to look...

      Remember the Espresso Bar in Pasadena? Congo Square in Santa Monica? Wednesday's in Venice? Depending what year you went there, there was great (or really dreadful) coffee at Gorky's Cafe on San Julian near downtown. And Petterson's was good -- I had my first date with my girlfriend there, back in '98.

      And there's still Highland Grounds, Cow's End, Bourgeois Pig (at least in Hollywood, the Venice one is long gone), Sacred Grounds in San Pedro, and Un-Urban on Urban in Santa Monica.

      Lulu's Blue Plate (formerly Lulu's Alibi) is not bad, and Anastasia's Asylum is pretty good. You can get a mean cup o' drip at Joni's Coffee Roasters, and Little Frida's was pretty good last time I was there. Plenty of trustworthy people are into Cacao, Insomnia, Ground Zero, and the Novel Cafe (just try to find parking...)

      So it's not quite as bleak as you say. Except that McBuck's has closed down so many of them, as you can see from the list above.

      .

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    3. Re:Yo, Starbucks Bashers... by billstewart · · Score: 1
      It's nice to hear there were some oases of coffee culture in LA, but they were few and far between - for the most part, coffee in hotels and restaurants there was really appallingly bad before Starbucks. Maybe as a local you'd find the good places, but as a traveller, it was pretty depressing (plus my mother-in-law isn't a coffee drinker, so when I stayed with her the choice was instant or tea until a Starbucks opened around the corner.)

      One of the last holdouts against good coffee seems to be Sacramento - it's possible to find it there, mainly at ethnic restaurants, but overall there appears to be a conspiracy not to sell any coffee strong enough to wake up a state bureaucrat, which is probably not such a bad thing. (And the weakest coffee I've had there was in fact at the cafeteria in a state office building.)

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    4. Re:Yo, Starbucks Bashers... by MKalus · · Score: 1

      If you think coffee is at a sorry state (or was) in North America you never had a good tea.

      M.

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    5. Re:Yo, Starbucks Bashers... by smithmc · · Score: 1

      If you think coffee is at a sorry state (or was) in North America you never had a good tea.

      I'll bet most North Americans haven't. You don't get good tea by pouring "boiled" water (which is no longer anywhere near boiling once you take the pot off the stove and get it over to the table) into a cup with a bag in it to sit tepid for a few minutes. Good tea is brewed, or steeped - you must put the tea into water that is actually boiling. Personally, I'm too impatient and lazy to do it ye Old-Fashioned Bwiddish Way, so what I do is put the tea (yes, bags) into a cup filled three-quarters with water, and stick it all in the microwave (generally two bags and three minutes for the 16-ounce mug I favor - you need to get it hot enough to boil but not so hot that it boils over), then top up the cup with hot water (or cold if you're looking for a quick caffeine hit, as I usually am).

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    6. Re:Yo, Starbucks Bashers... by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1

      Well, once again, I'll play the contrarian.

      Good tea? Well, it depends on which kinds of tea you mean. It's damn hard to find a good Irish-style or English-style black tea. It can be done, but involves much searching. It's virtually impossible to find an authentic Indian-style Chai (as opposed to the McBuck's imitation stuff that's sweeping the land).

      But if you're looking for green teas, there are a lot of good options. For Japanese green teas, there are places all over LA that'll serve a good sencha, and I know of a handful of places with decent hojicha, genmaicha, and bancha. I'm not as up on the Chinese green teas (that'll be the next field of reserach), but with the size of the community here in the LA area, I don't doubt there'll be some good stuff available.

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    7. Re:Yo, Starbucks Bashers... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      I hope you're not referring to PG Tips. I keep coming by people form England who swear by that junk. I'll take loose-leaf Twinnings english breakfast any day above that junk.

      And if you mean in resturants... Ok, there is no good tea in resturants. We've been on a quest here for good High Tea for several years, and so far the only really good cup of tea came from the Russian Tea Room in New York, now defunct, and the Russian Tea Room (ripoff) in Chicago next to the IAC. The Boston Harbor Hotel isn't bad either.

      Of course, nothing comes close to a good cup of Mate, containing recently several recently identified and still legal stimulants. But finding a resturant serving real Mate in North America is far more rare than finding High Tea.

    8. Re:Yo, Starbucks Bashers... by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Nope, I was talking of REAL tea, nice leafs, boiling water and such.

      Never saw that in a restaurant, the worst thing really is when you end up in a 5 star restaurant and they give you a teabag and a glass of warm water. Yuk.

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  135. Yes, You are alone. by RockyJSquirel · · Score: 1

    The post was modded +3 insightful; apparently I'm not the only one who didn't pick up on the satire.

    I'm sure it was modded [insightful] instead of [funny]
    because the moderator thought [insightful] was a funnier mod...

    I'm sorry.
    <Pity>there there, we can't get every joke. I'm sure you'll get the next one.</Pity>

  136. What Heroin Fails to Enhance by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    The one experience heroin fails to enhance: not taking heroin.

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    1. Re:What Heroin Fails to Enhance by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      Never used, have you?

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    2. Re:What Heroin Fails to Enhance by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      Although I've only tried the less dangerous relatives of heroin (i.e. codeine, oxycodone, meperidine), my experiences with opiates would dictate that your statement is largely false.

    3. Re:What Heroin Fails to Enhance by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

      I failed to state my thought clearly. I was thinking: if heroin makes everything better, then what does the lack of heroin make? After the taste of heaven, doesn't withdrawal suck?

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    4. Re:What Heroin Fails to Enhance by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      Gotcha. You should check out my only diary entry, if you like.

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  137. Amen by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
    I like milk.

    It's just not for putting in coffee, or tea (it's what we Brits like to drink sometimes).

    Good coffee should remind one of top quality dark chocolate, bitter and soothing.
    Good tea needs no adulteration - the only excuse for milk is if you use Yorkshire Tea, aka floorsweepings.

    Full fat Milk is for drinking on it's own - it's refreshing and good for you.
    Even pasteurisation fucks up the taste of milk - so don't even mention semi-skimmed!

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  138. Already Been Invented ... by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    These things have already been invented, more or less ...

    Gasoline that makes your dashboard always report that you have a full tank - even if you're about to run out of gas

    Get this effect by drinking and driving.

    A helmet that convinces defendants to confess - even if they're innocent

    Easily accomplished: use torture.

    A panacea that stops children from ever crying - even if they've just been hit by a car

    Give them laudanum.

    An instrument that tells pilots they're flying at a safe altitude - even if they're about to hit the ground

    "Die Hard 2"

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  139. do something useful, alright by kowgurl · · Score: 1

    yeah how 'bout demanding all scientists do somethnig useful, like NOT spend $millions on making sure any 100 year old fart can get a hard on now thanks to viagra, or that some fatass can eat all the potato chips he wants as long as he doesn't mind anal leakage thanks to olestra ?

  140. Does best == most expensive? by kent_eh · · Score: 1

    I wonder what this "pixie dust" would do for Kopi Luwak, purportedly the most expensive coffee you can buy?

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  141. An old arabian proverb... by Adrian+Voinea · · Score: 1

    "Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love."

  142. A real challenge by SurturZ · · Score: 1

    Bah! Making black coffee taste like it has milk in it is nothing. When they make TCP/IP flavoured coffee, then I'll be impressed.

  143. Hogwash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coffee is specifically grown for its bitters taste! This is why the best growing regions are in volcanic soil above 3000 feet! The acidity of the coffee is enhanced and with it the other flavors. This is hogwash - they might as well make caffinated water that tastes like milk.

    Brfff! As a coffee roaster and as a human being, this really gets under my skin.

  144. Bowl of snot? by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    Remember that bowl of snot they eat in the matrix? Yeah, it might look like snot, but it tastes just like a 16 oz. sirloin steak.

  145. Re: MSG and a possible comeback? by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

    I am one of those individuals that is sensitive to MSG, and from experience, let me tell you that trying to avoid MSG can be a nightmare.

    The reason for this is that companies are becoming aware of the trend of people to avoid MSG, and so they stop using MSG in their foods. However, because of the financial benefits of using flavour enhancers, they use other chemicals that don't sound quite so ominous, but are still very high in L-glutamic acid, which is what MSG sufferers are sensitive to. To give you an example, I have to avoid all of the following:
    Monosodium glutamate
    Hydrolyzed *anything* protein
    Autolyzed yeast extract
    Modified *anything* starch
    Modified milk ingredients
    Artificial flavour
    Natural flavour
    Sodium caseinate
    Microbial enzymes
    Citric acid derived from corn

    and probably around 20 other things, all of which are very high in free L-glutamic acid or that cause L-glutamic acid to be released from meats, proteins, etc...

    So, in conclusion, an MSG sensitivity isn't like a red dye sensitivity. An MSG sensitivity can make life quite debilitating, especially with regards to eating at restaurants. Even an MSG-free Chinese restaurant, for instance, might use an oyster sauce or soya sauce with hydrolyzed proteins in it, and there's no way you can possibly ask all the necessary questions needed to make sure that the food will be safe for you.

  146. Futuristic Omni-Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is great. Finally the potential for a low cost, nutrient rich, healthy food that tastes great. No more grocery stores, just a weekly delivery of Omni-Food.

  147. withdrawal sucks by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    I failed to state my thought clearly. What I meant to say was that withdrawal sucks.

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    1. Re:withdrawal sucks by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      Apologies, and *nods*. While I haven't had to endure the joy that I'm sure is heroin withdrawal, I have gone through nicotine withdrawal, which was about as comfortable as trying to pry one's eye out with a rusty coat hanger.

  148. no more bitter coffee? by LadyLucky · · Score: 1
    But I like it that way. Why would you want to drink it sweet? It just tastes bad.

    I've never understood milk in coffee either. You make it colder, and you detract from the taste. Coffee should just be coffee.

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    1. Re:no more bitter coffee? by oooga · · Score: 1

      I was going to write something in response to this article. But then you wrote this, and there is no longer a need.

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  149. bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    come to Italy and throw some grappa on it, that'll put some hair on your chest! ..ah crap, i sound like my dad now.. *sigh*

  150. Withdrawal: nicotine worse than heroin by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    According to former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, nicotine withdrawal is worse than heroin withdrawal.

    Andrew Weill asserts that heroin withdrawal is vastly overrated -- need be no worse than a head cold. Weill says the real problem with heroin use is not the heroin per se, but associated risk factors like poor nutrition, dirty needles, etc.

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    -kgj
    1. Re:Withdrawal: nicotine worse than heroin by Holi · · Score: 1

      Having been through both I feel I am qualified t oreply to this. Let's see with nicotine I was agitated, annoyed and relativly hyper, Very uncomfortable to, But besides being a pain to be around I coould still function (ie. go to work and do my job). Now with heroin, Hmm started off with 3 days in bed suffering from horrible night sweats and puking constantly and worse. and oh my god the itching, I think I tore most of the skin off my body. If it weren't for benedryl I would prob ably have been scrared for life.

      So I would say that on an intensity level heroin was far worse, But nicotine withdrawl lasts far longer.

      Well good news is it's been 5 years last december 10th since I last did heroin. Bad news, I still smoke.

      --
      Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
  151. In Wisconsin by jlrowe · · Score: 1
    While I don't disagree with you, taste does help determine spoilage, milk was perhaps a bad example.

    In Wisconsin and other places, milk long past its prime beomces buttermilk, cheese, and yogurt.

  152. Re:DXM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are better ways to get high, just go cuddle with your girlfriend :)

    You obviously forgot who you're talking to.

  153. Natural Flavours by ctve · · Score: 1

    Know what "natural flavours" often are? They're flavours developed on a petri dish. Someone in the know told me - I'd assumed before that it they hulled strawberries and all that.

  154. So?? by LazyBoy · · Score: 1
    What exactly is the difference between something tasting better and thinking something tastes better?

    If I put a spice on something, it's to make it taste better. Is that insincere or deceptive or something? What's the issue?

    --

    If Chaos Theory has taught us anything, it's that we must kill all the butterflies.

  155. prepared food is what's expensive by upper · · Score: 1
    What I don't like is the neo-luddite response to this. When was the last time you had an "authentic" culinary experience? How "real" is antibiotic-filled meat processed eight-ways til Sunday? More importantly, how many people can afford good food?

    It takes more time to cook from scratch than to buy prepared food, but it doesn't cost more. In fact, it is *much* cheaper to buy ingredients and do the cooking yourself than to buy prepared food.
    Its still much cheaper if you buy your ingredients from alternative stores, which often sell things that aren't mass-produced and often have higher prices.

    What's more, if you do that, you will have an authentic culinary experience on a very regular basis.

    (Ingredients are commodities. Processed foods, unless they're sold as generic. This is related to the fact that farmers have been hurting financially for the last couple decades.)

    And I don't like having other people manipulate my perceptions, especially when I'm not warned or have no choice. My perceptions are mine, and I depend on them. There's nothing luddite about that.

  156. like cold coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it tasted good cold I wouldn't know to spit it out.

  157. The more bitter, the better... by Drawshot · · Score: 1

    I just don't understand. If you don't like the taste of coffee black or with any combination of existing condiments (sugar, milk, cream, honey, whiskey, etc.), shouldn't you just find something else to drink? Just because it is one of the world's most popular drinks, doesn't mean it has to be your favorite. If you think coffee is too bitter for you, try a different brand, or flavor of coffee, or maybe you are more of a tea afficianato.

    Personally, I like my coffee unsweetened, black, strong, and bitter as hell.

  158. Best before dates by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Up here in Canada perishable food products are required to have a 'best before' date on the packaging. It's generally a good indication of when something is about to go south, unless you leave the milk on the counter overnight or something equally silly.

    --
    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
    1. Re:Best before dates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Up here in Canada... a good indication of when something is about to go south, ...

      Dammit, I can't think of a punchline.
    2. Re:Best before dates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best before dates are usually very conservative, lots of food is perfectly edible long after the best before date... and some of us do eat those, why throw something out only because it might theoretically go old in time xxx.

  159. Funny? by VC · · Score: 1

    Is the Biological Compound there adding Milk?

  160. Re: MSG and a possible comeback? by Suidae · · Score: 1


    I have to avoid all of the following:
    [...]
    Artificial flavour
    Natural flavour
    [...]
    ...

    ok, I got nothin', but that was just plain funny.

  161. Re: MSG and a possible comeback? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Just eat generically-modified food.

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    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  162. Pineapple Juice by sych · · Score: 1

    obviously they've never heard of pineapple juice :)

  163. Nice job, Slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is only four year old news!

  164. Deception? by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    This can help us eat foul tasting stuff, which is nice but after all this you have to ask:

    "What are we eating?!"
    Because our tastebuds son't seem to be that reliable anymore.

    ---partially offtopic hereafter---

    I say this because after getting ill once and having doctors orders to eat good food (I bled otherwise) I noticed that the food I wanted was no where to be seen (in England anyway).

    Working in my local supermarket I've noticed that over 2/3 of the food in there is what I consider to be sweet stuff. Once you've developed a taste for real foods (which takes at least a couple of months) you can't go back.

    Furthermore while I can find stuff that tastes healthy at first I can then notice how it's been artifically enhanced.

    pps Anyone else find E-numbers in jelly sweets can give you a headache and cough?

  165. Ummm... by badasscat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This article had my rapt attention until I got up to this:

    "So far, the company has found the only drawback of adding too much AMP to their coffees, either in the mug or the grinds, is that it generates the taste of raw fish in your mouth, said scientist Stephen Gravina, Linguagen's associate director."

    Ok, so the coffee's not bitter, but instead it tastes like raw fish. This is an improvement?

    And yes, I realize it says that's only if you don't use the AMP properly. But coffee's only bitter if you don't make it properly too. If I had to choose between the two tastes of a bad brew - bitterness or the taste of raw fish - I don't even need to think about which one is worse.

  166. Re: MSG and a possible comeback? by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Colouring and dyes can be a good deal worse.. frex, Red Dye #2, IIRC proved carcinogenic.

    As to MSG -- funny thing, if I eat it with cheese, it gives me a headache. With any other food, no side effects at all. I noticed this because of my habit of decorating most non-sweet foods with "Lemon Pepper" (which used to contain MSG), specifically Mac and Cheese.

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  167. American ramen sucks by ScottBob · · Score: 1

    Anybody who has ever been to Japan or Korea and has eaten their ramen noodles knows what I mean. The stuff they pass off in American grocery stores for $.20 a bag just ain't the same.

  168. Re: MSG and a possible comeback? by inKubus · · Score: 1

    No MSG has a website that illustrates in more detail the side of humanity who is against MSG use. Mainly, the fact that it's in EVERYTHING. It goes by many different names, such as sodium benzoate, hydrolyed soy protein, hydrolyzed protein, rhizome, "natural flavoring", etc. Nobody ever comes clean with what's really in their food. Most prepackaged food has MSG or other gluatmates in it..

    A lot more people are beginning to believe the truth, that they reguarly ingest poison on an everyday basis... It is now known that there are glutamate receptors in every major organ in the body--not just in the tongue.. and it tickles those organs in the much the same way as it tickles the nerves in your tongue.

    It's known to cause numerous health issues, including tachycardia, ultra high blood pressure, nervousness, and obesity plus a host of "mental illnesses". It's linked to depression, ADHD, male erectile dysfunction, seasonal affective disorder, and many more.

    If you're the kind of person who likes a 1/2 cup of ketchup with your large fries, or ranch by the cupful, watch out. It has TONS of msg in it. Ramen eaters, beware. NORMAL AMOUNTS OF MSG ARE NOT HARMFUL, but today's concentrations of MSG are bordering on inhuman. I think the FDA should revisit their testing with today's scientific methods before we just dismiss this as clucking in the hen house.

    --
    Cool! Amazing Toys.
  169. what is wrong with this? by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 1

    Why do all just assume this is ok? Why make something (coffee for instance) that our bodies automatically reject as disgusting and vile and make it taste good?

    [WARNING: conspiracy rant coming up]

    People really need to read into the source of money regarding caffine. I don't know of any coffee grown in the USA for one. Also coffee has been _proven_ to cause everything from instant heart-attacks in completely young and healthy people to all kinds of circulatory and immmune based diseases.

    This knowledge has been stuffed and perverted by bizzare "scientific" testing funded by an almost hidden caffine industry.

    Facts:

    1) Caffine is addictive

    2) No law requires the amount of caffine in a product (coke, pepsi, medicine, kids foods, etc...) to be labeled. (this is insane. For you law biters out there, look into this one, it makes perverse media laws for the RIAA look like childs play...)

    3) Many medications have extreme reactions to caffine (many causing death) but very, very few doctors ask their patients if they even ingest caffine let alone warn them of the risks.

    4) Caffine takes a long time to leave your system, therefore has a cumulative effect of build up, and can cause liver damage due to the overload. (which like a domino effect can crush the rest of your health)

    5) The cumulative effects are obvious in chronic coffee drinkers, after awhile they can drink coffee before going to bed and sleep (or not, like usual...) without any noticable effects on their bodies (because their bodies are full of caffine already.

    6) The caffine industry does not care about it's customers. (just like big tobbacco doesn't, nor the RIAA)

    7) Caffine is targeted towards young children. (No Johnny you can't have coffee for breakfast that is a big person drink, but here, have a Coke on the way to school...)

    8) Caffine constricts your blood vessels in your brain. So your brain get's less oxygen and when you stop drinking coffee for a time, the blood vessels increase back to normal size and you get a headache from this effect... that is why another cup of coffee fixes these headaches.

    9) Excedrine contains caffine. (read #8 to see why it takes away some kinds of headaches)

    10)Caffine is a natural bug killer/repellant that some plants make. (funny how the first few times you drink coffee, it takes like bug killer...)

    11) Caffine is a nerve irritant, it makes a stress turn into distress, and it extreme taxes our mental ability to deal with difficult situtations.

    I can honestly say of all the foods out there, coffee is probably the worst thing you can put into your body. It wrecks every part of your body slowly from you nerves to your brain, liver, joints, intestines, bowels, stomach, you name it. Either directly or indirectly every cup of coffee or soda pop that you drink you are rotting your body away...

    The worst thing you can do is deceive your first line of defense against this stuff, your taste. The next thing you know McDonalds will put this stuff in their burgers and then they will serve billions of people with it...wait...doh!

    I really think there should be a legal inquiry as to why caffine is not measured and labeled on products (by law). Caffine lobbying has prevented this some how and if the truth was to get out about how bad caffine is for you, there will be lawsuits not unlike those against the tobbacco industry, most likely worse...

    For anyone concerned about their children's health or their own, I would be very cautious about foods that may contain caffine and are not labeled properly (mainly drinks) as you have no idea of what you are giving them or yourself unless it's labeled...

  170. Removes the bitter taste from your mouth? by Op7imus_Prim3 · · Score: 1

    Maybe they could sprinkle some of thiss stuff on my cable modem bill.

  171. Music Industry by zambotsu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next thing you know the music industry will want to make an enchantment that fools your brain into thinking that the TeenbandCorporated is actually good.

    They have a term for it already: Lobotomy.

  172. they discovered sugar ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They added sugar ?

    Hational Geographic and Nobel Prize in Stockolm been warned about this amazing discovery ?

  173. Taste isn't everything by LondonLawyer · · Score: 1

    What about look, smell, mouthfeel?

    If it looks like dogshit, smells like dogshit, has the texture of dogshit on the plate then I'm not going to put it in my mouth no matter how good you say it tastes.

    Things tend to taste good because they are good for you - nature's way of encouraging you to look after yourself. By refining foods, shoving in MSG, salt, sugar and God knows what else you short circuit a system which has evolved to keep you healthy. Cue obesity, arteriosclerosis, diabetes, malnutrition, colonic cancer.

    If you shovel junk into your body it will make you ill.

    Still want sprinkles on that?

  174. Re:The Best Coffee is USED~* Coffee by hplasm · · Score: 1
    The latest contender is *not* what I would call fresh beans....

    Cat poo Coffee

    --
    ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  175. Re: MSG and a possible comeback? by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

    Not so much a crock as you might think. There is actually some pretty solid research backing this up. . .

  176. Kitchen Chemistry on the Discovery Channel by idmcgowan · · Score: 1

    There is a excellent series on the Discovery channel here in Europe at the moment called Kitchen Chemistry
    Heston Blumenthal a renowned English Chef explains the science of taste and how cooking affects what we perceve as taste.

  177. don't worry. by twitter · · Score: 1

    Someone else is working on the next additive that convinces you shit smells like a rose and McDonald's hamburgers are better than dog food.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  178. spice of life. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Percolation is BY FAR the worst method.

    You have your cofee and I have mine. It's food and all the rules were made to be broken. With an extra ingredient you can turn the rule on its head and come out with something great.

    Percolation, before paper filters and what not, was for the lazy. You sat the thing on the stove and forgot about it. So what do you do? You work with it. Try a little Cafe Du Monde (CDM) percolated till you can stand a spoon up in it. Ah, chickory what great stuff you are. Add a little sugar and cream and you have something that is different from your usual cup but finishes a meal wonderfully. The same can be made by drip and other means but it's not the same.

    CDM is a treat I don't make often because I'm too lazy to clean up. I usually have some fesh ground coffee made with a press, not boiled, just like you say. There are far fewer parts to clean but it requires different coffee to come out right.

    I'm sure you will agree that most "flavoings" in the beans and the proposed junk to block your bitter taste are abominations.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  179. Consumers getting the shaft? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    I see this as just another scheme for a manufacturer to pawn off an inferior product on the public with a veneer of palatability, usually this is done with marketing instead of chemicals. Instead of producing a better product they'd rather work on masking the flavor by tossing in additives. Obviously spending some money on keeping the quality high isn't a priority.

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  180. Innovative... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what's the great point in adding a 'biological compound' to your coffee to make it taste sweet and creamy, when you could just add sugar and cream?

    Are we re-inventing the wheel?

  181. You'd be amazed... by DredPirateRoberts · · Score: 1

    ...at what your stomach can take. I spent time on a ship in the Persian Gulf and there were guys who could drink milk that had been at 70+ degrees F for days. I couldn't bear to touch the stuff, myself.

    --
    "All animals are created equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - George Orwell
  182. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    Long ago, in a finite state far away, there lived a JOVIAL
    character named Jack. Jack and his relations were poor. Often their
    hash table was bare. One day Jack's parent said to him, "Our matrices
    are sparse. You must go to the market to exchange our RAM for some
    BASICs." She compiled a linked list of items to retrieve and passed it
    to him.
    So Jack set out. But as he was walking along a Hamilton path,
    he met the traveling salesman.
    "Whither dost thy flow chart take thou?" prompted the salesman
    in high-level language.
    "I'm going to the market to exchange this RAM for some chips
    and Apples," commented Jack.
    "I have a much better algorithm. You needn't join a queue
    there; I will swap your RAM for these magic kernels now."
    Jack made the trade, then backtracked to his house. But when
    he told his busy-waiting parent of the deal, she became so angry she
    started thrashing.
    "Don't you even have any artificial intelligence? All these
    kernels together hardly make up one byte," and she popped them out the
    window...
    -- Mark Isaak, "Jack and the Beanstack"

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