As the United States works to bring peace around the world our diplomats and/or soldiers can be drug into the court. That's very troubling. -- What's even more troubling is that Dubya thinks "drug" is the past tense form of "drag", Milwaukee, Wisconsin, July 2, 2002
Over 75 percent of white Americans own their home, and less than 50 percent of Hispanos and African Americans don't own their home. And that's a gap, that's a homeownership gap. -- Less than 50 percent of white Americans (25% to be precise) don't own their homes, either, Dubya. Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002
Roberta is a mom of five children, and her passion is a passion which is shared by moms all across America. Her passion is pretty simple. I want my children to go to a safe school where he or she can realize their full potential. -- Textbook Dubya-style pronoun mismatch, Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002
It is conservative to understand government can hand out money, but it cannot put hope in people's hearts. -- Dubya offering up a pretty cynical view of the government he oversees, Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002
For the first time, young girls go to school in Afghanistan, thanks to the United States and our coalition. -- Actually, I think young girls went to school in Afghanistan before the Taliban regime took power, Dubya, Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002
This isn't a -- the type of war we're all used to. It's not the kind of war where there's tanks moving across, you know, some plain, everybody gets to see the progress of the tanks. This isn't the kind of war where planes are in formation. -- Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002
I had my first 'scope', as we say in the business, I think maybe five or six years ago. They discovered polyps for the first time. -- Dubya seeming to indicate heretofore unknown expertise in proctology, White House, June 28, 2002
But corporate America has got to understand there's a higher calling than trying to fudge the numbers, trying to slip a billion here or a billion there and may hope nobody notices. -- This, of course, makes it sound like slipping billions, too, is a noble cause, just not the noblest, Washington, D.C., June 28, 2002
And I want to thank the Morella men for allowing Connie to serve our nation and encouraging her to serve our nation. -- Apparently Dubya still lives in a world where women need permission from the men of the family before they do anything, at Friends of Connie Morella for Congress luncheon, Washington, D.C., June 28, 2002
REPORTER: Should we read anything into the fact that you are going to transfer the power, the length of time of this? DUBYA: No, not at all. It's just that I made the decision. We looked at the precedent. I'm the first President to have done so under this type of procedure and/or physical examination. I did so because we're at war and I just want to be super -- you know, super cautious. -- Actually, Dubya's wrong here. President Reagan did exactly the same thing in 1985, when he transferred power to Dubya's father to go in for colon cancer surgery, White House, June 28, 2002
America is a nation that is -- a nation that values our relationship with an Almighty. Declaration of God in the Pledge of Allegiance doesn't violate rights. As a matter of fact, it's a confirmation of the fact that we received our rights from God, as proclaimed in our Declaration of Independence. I -- I believe that it points up the fact that we need common-sense judges who understand that our rights were derived from God. And those are the kind of judges I intend to put on the bench. -- Dubya blasting an 8-foot-wide hole through the separation of church and state, and totally ignoring the actual context in which the "under God" stanza was added to the Pledge of Allegince. I also have to assume that in land of DubyaSpeak, "common-sense" means "God-fearing Christian". So much for atheists, agnostics and Buddhists, eh Dubya? Kananaskis, Canada, June 27, 2002
And so there is a -- I think that the Almighty is important -- obviously, important part of my life, but very important part of the life of our country. And that's why the ruling of the courts was out of step with the traditions and history of America. -- A tradition in a Pledge of Allegiance that only began in the height of World War II (1942), and which was made more overtly religious at the insistence of the Knights of Columbus during the Cold War (1954)? Knee jerk Christian conservatism is the only acceptable policy in America? Wow. I know I shouldn't be surprised but I have to say I am. Kananaskis, Canada, June 27, 2002
Adam, as you know, my position is, is that the dollar will seek its level based upon -- based upon market forces and based upon whether or not our country can rein in spending, can recover, can revitalize our manufacturing base. And so the dollar will seek its appropriate level based upon market forces.
Listen, we've got a lot of work to do to make sure the Forest Service has got wise forest policy -- to make sure to maintain the forests so that they're healthy and viable, and not become kindling-boxes. -- Making it sound like "insufficient" logging creates a fire hazard, Eagar, Arizona, June 25, 2002
I understand there's a lot of small business owners who are worried about your business, and I don't blame you. -- A little subject disagreement here, Eagar, Arizona, June 25, 2002
You know, the enemy would have loved to have seen a scrawny little budget up there. -- You have to decide whether Dubya is really trying to divine the thoughts of the enemy here (which is hilarious), or if he is trying to paint anyone who would try to defeat his budget request as an enemy, Port Elizabeth, New Jersey, June 24, 2002
It's important for our country to understand this new war of the 21st century is really not like any other war we've fought. You see, we fight people who, on the one hand, send youngsters to their death and they, themselves, try to hide in a cave. -- That really sums up what's different about this war. Thanks, Dubya. Port Elizabeth, New Jersey, June 24, 2002
Somebody asked me to describe them one time. I said, they're nothing but a bunch of cold-blooded killers. And they still hate the fact that we love freedom. And they really can't stand the fact that we're not backing down. See, they thought we'd probably just file a lawsuit or two. -- A new rendition of the lawsuit "joke", which has become a staple of the Dubya vernacular, Port Elizabeth, New Jersey, June 24, 2002
As I travel our country, I remind our citizens there are thousands of people working as hard as they possibly can to keep America safe. Today I recognize I'm in the midst of that type of citizen, who's working hard to keep America safe. Thank you for a grateful nation. -- Port Elizabeth, New Jersey, June 24, 2002
All together, 75 Port Authority employees were killed on September the 11th. And you need to know, no matter how long it takes, we're going to hunt their killers down, one by one, and bring them to justice. -- At the risk of sounding crass, the killers (suicide hijackers) can't be hunted down. They died on September 11. [I only mention this as it seems an important distinction to make.] Port Elizabeth, New Jersey, June 24, 2002
In order to defeat evil, you can do so by loving your neighbor like you'd like to be loved yourself. -- Dubya mixing and matching two of his favorite concepts (unconvincingly), Port Elizabeth, New Jersey, June 24, 2002
I just came from a strong exercise class. Thankfully, I didn't have to join. -- In speech promoting physical fitness to senior citizens, Orlando, Florida, June 21, 2002
Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E We're takin' calls on the wish line Making all your wacky wishes come true
1-I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala
I wish I was like six-foot-nine So I can get with Leoshi Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine You know I see her all the time Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams I can scheme a way to make her mine Cause I know she's livin phat Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball So how am I gonna compete with that 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball I'm always last to be picked And in some cases never picked at all So I just lean up on the wall Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls Who came to watch their men ball Dag y'all! I never understood, black Why the jocks get the fly girls And me I get the hood rats I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble Got hit with a bottle And I been in the hospital For talkin' that mess I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name Glad I came to my senses Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together Right? So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type (rpt 1, 1)
I wish I had a brand-new car So far, I got this hatchback And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at And when I'm in my car I'm laid back I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat But that's flat And do you really wanna know what's really whack See I can't even get a date So, what do you think of that? I heard that prom night is a bomb night With the hood rats you can hold tight But really tho' I 'm a figaro When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go You know I take the 110 until the 105 Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive Cause it's hard to survive when your livin' In a concrete jungle and These girls just keep passin' me by She looks fly, she looks fly Makes me say my, my, my
I wish I was a little bit taller... I wish I was a baller... I wish I was a little bit taller y'all I wish I was a baller (3)
Hey, I wish I had my way 'Cause everyday would be a Friday You could even speed on the highway I would play ghetto games Name my kids ghetto names Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine Yo you know that's on the real So if you're down on your luck Then you should notice how I feel Cause if you don't want me around See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound Hey, you , what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh? Everybody wants to get down like dat
For the first time, young girls go to school in Afghanistan, thanks to the United States and our coalition. -- Actually, I think young girls went to school in Afghanistan before the Taliban regime took power, Dubya, Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002
REPORTER: Should we read anything into the fact that you are going to transfer the power, the length of time of this? DUBYA: No, not at all. It's just that I made the decision. We looked at the precedent. I'm the first President to have done so under this type of procedure and/or physical examination. I did so because we're at war and I just want to be super -- you know, super cautious. -- Actually, Dubya's wrong here. President Reagan did exactly the same thing in 1985, when he transferred power to Dubya's father to go in for colon cancer surgery, White House, June 28, 2002
We do believe this is the first time a president has been out of the country for Memorial Day. -- Dubya and his White House staff neglecting to remember former President Bush's observance of Memorial Day in Italy in 1989 (including National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice, who worked in the White House at the time), Paris, France, May 26, 2002
It seems odd that with all the history it contains, this great building went more than a century without a name befitting its dignity. We've solved that problem today, and we've solved it once and for all. This building now bears the name of Dwight D. Eisenhower. -- Actually, the Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building has been called by this name since Nov. 1999, when President Clinton signed the bill into law, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2002
See, if we blink, everybody else goes to sleep. History has called us into action. History has laid the mantle of responsibility for peace squarely on our shoulders. I accept that responsibility, and so does the American people. -- Santa Clara, California, May 1, 2002
And I sit there at this fantastic desk, called the H.M.S. Resolute. -- At the risk of putting too fine a point on this, the desk was crafted from the timbers of the British ship H.M.S. Resolute and presented by Queen Victoria to President Hayes as a symbol of Anglo-American friendship in 1880, and is typically referred to as the "Resolute Desk", even on the White House web site, Santa Clara, California, May 1, 2002
When we grew up, the baby boomers and everybody else, we never really thought we'd be attacked. I mean, the last thing that I entered my mind when I was getting out of high school in 1964 is that an enemy would attack America. And, yet, here you are graduating from high school, the first high school class to ever have seen the 48 contiguous states attacked by an enemy. -- I guess this is true if you don't consider Maryland a state (Baltimore was attacked by the British in the War of 1812, as was the White House), and you don't remember the Cuban Missile Crisis, bomb shelters, and "Duck and Cover" drills, Eden Prairie High School, Eden Prairie, Minnesota, Mar. 4, 2002
My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific. -- With the minor exception of World War II, which brought something entirely different to the Pacific, Remarks to the Diet, Tokyo, Japan, Feb. 18, 2002
I had the privilege of voting in the Republican primary in 1974. As you know, you've got a one-month residency requirement -- and I met it. So I voted. I can't remember who I voted for, but I was a proud participant. -- Exhibiting vague nostalgia for voting in the Alaska Republican primary in 1974, Anchorage, Alaska, Feb. 16, 2002
I recently spoke to high school students in Maryland and realized that for the first time ever these seniors will graduate in the midst of a war in our own country. -- Lest he forget, many seniors would have graduated in the midst of a war in our own country during the Civil War, from address to nation, Atlanta, Nov. 8, 2001
After all, we're at war, and for the first time in our nation's history, part of the battlefront is here at home. -- Apparently Dubya has still never heard about the British burning down the White House during the War of 1812, or the Japanese taking the Alaskan islands of Attu and Kiska and bombing Dutch Harbor, Alaska in WWII, remarks to the National Association of Manufacturers, Oct. 31, 2001
This is a very unusual period in American history, obviously. We've never been attacked like this before. We're still being attacked. Our heart goes out to anybody who suffers in America. And so, we're bolstering our homeland defense. We're disrupting and denying anybody who wants to harm the American people. We spend hours tracking down every possible lead of somebody who would come into this country or who might be burrowed in this country, trying to hurt any American. -- Aside from the inaccuracy about the U.S. never being attacked, the rest is just plain hilarious, remarks to the National Association of Manufacturers, Oct. 31, 2001
We've had oceans which have protected us over our history. Except for Pearl Harbor, we've never really been hit before. -- Apparently Dubya never heard about the British burning down the White House during the War of 1812, or the Japanese taking the Alaskan islands of Attu and Kiska and bombing Dutch Harbor, Alaska in WWII, Dixie Printing Company, Glen Burnie, Maryland, Oct. 24, 2001
There is a certain sense of fascination with previous wars in Kosovo and Desert Storm, where people could turn on their TV screens and see high-tech weaponry burrowing into bunkers and massive explosions. -- Commander-in-Chief acknowledging the coolness of watching stuff blow up, Washington, D.C., Oct. 9, 2001
I know that an act of war was declared against America, but this will be a different type of war than we're used to. In the past, there have been beaches to storm, islands to conquer. We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry to find a building. -- Making a poor choice of visual imagery for Americans weary from seeing the World Trade Center blow up a thousand times on television, Pentagon, Sept. 17, 2001
When Europe and America are divided, history tends to tragedy. -- Warsaw, Poland, June 15, 2001
There wasn't a lot of protest at Yale in '68. I don't remember that. And I think most people -- I don't know if you found anything differently -- I just don't remember any great days of rage. I think those were mainly in the 70's. -- In actuality 1967-68 saw the following events: Race riots in Yale hometown of New Haven, antiwar "teach-ins" and protests, students burning draft cards and William Sloane Coffin Jr., Yale chaplain, was indicted for helping draft resisters. New York Times, June 19, 2000
its not the most difficult game as most ppl have already beaten it. except mortin the guy that posted this article and runs icrontic.com...he is a general lamer and his website is the very pinnacle of newbie-ism on the internet today.
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whats with the weather fetish?
"Random Kittens" in all their cuteness!
the real analysis is here
shoves that magic wand up his ass and rubs his bathroom areas.
Fresh Dubya
As the United States works to bring peace around the world our diplomats and/or soldiers can be drug into the court. That's very troubling.
-- What's even more troubling is that Dubya thinks "drug" is the past tense form of "drag", Milwaukee, Wisconsin, July 2, 2002
Over 75 percent of white Americans own their home, and less than 50 percent of Hispanos and African Americans don't own their home. And that's a gap, that's a homeownership gap.
-- Less than 50 percent of white Americans (25% to be precise) don't own their homes, either, Dubya. Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002
Roberta is a mom of five children, and her passion is a passion which is shared by moms all across America. Her passion is pretty simple. I want my children to go to a safe school where he or she can realize their full potential.
-- Textbook Dubya-style pronoun mismatch, Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002
It is conservative to understand government can hand out money, but it cannot put hope in people's hearts.
-- Dubya offering up a pretty cynical view of the government he oversees, Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002
For the first time, young girls go to school in Afghanistan, thanks to the United States and our coalition.
-- Actually, I think young girls went to school in Afghanistan before the Taliban regime took power, Dubya, Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002
This isn't a -- the type of war we're all used to. It's not the kind of war where there's tanks moving across, you know, some plain, everybody gets to see the progress of the tanks. This isn't the kind of war where planes are in formation.
-- Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002
I had my first 'scope', as we say in the business, I think maybe five or six years ago. They discovered polyps for the first time.
-- Dubya seeming to indicate heretofore unknown expertise in proctology, White House, June 28, 2002
But corporate America has got to understand there's a higher calling than trying to fudge the numbers, trying to slip a billion here or a billion there and may hope nobody notices.
-- This, of course, makes it sound like slipping billions, too, is a noble cause, just not the noblest, Washington, D.C., June 28, 2002
And I want to thank the Morella men for allowing Connie to serve our nation and encouraging her to serve our nation.
-- Apparently Dubya still lives in a world where women need permission from the men of the family before they do anything, at Friends of Connie Morella for Congress luncheon, Washington, D.C., June 28, 2002
REPORTER: Should we read anything into the fact that you are going to transfer the power, the length of time of this?
DUBYA: No, not at all. It's just that I made the decision. We looked at the precedent. I'm the first President to have done so under this type of procedure and/or physical examination. I did so because we're at war and I just want to be super -- you know, super cautious.
-- Actually, Dubya's wrong here. President Reagan did exactly the same thing in 1985, when he transferred power to Dubya's father to go in for colon cancer surgery, White House, June 28, 2002
America is a nation that is -- a nation that values our relationship with an Almighty. Declaration of God in the Pledge of Allegiance doesn't violate rights. As a matter of fact, it's a confirmation of the fact that we received our rights from God, as proclaimed in our Declaration of Independence. I -- I believe that it points up the fact that we need common-sense judges who understand that our rights were derived from God. And those are the kind of judges I intend to put on the bench.
-- Dubya blasting an 8-foot-wide hole through the separation of church and state, and totally ignoring the actual context in which the "under God" stanza was added to the Pledge of Allegince. I also have to assume that in land of DubyaSpeak, "common-sense" means "God-fearing Christian". So much for atheists, agnostics and Buddhists, eh Dubya? Kananaskis, Canada, June 27, 2002
And so there is a -- I think that the Almighty is important -- obviously, important part of my life, but very important part of the life of our country. And that's why the ruling of the courts was out of step with the traditions and history of America.
-- A tradition in a Pledge of Allegiance that only began in the height of World War II (1942), and which was made more overtly religious at the insistence of the Knights of Columbus during the Cold War (1954)? Knee jerk Christian conservatism is the only acceptable policy in America? Wow. I know I shouldn't be surprised but I have to say I am. Kananaskis, Canada, June 27, 2002
Adam, as you know, my position is, is that the dollar will seek its level based upon -- based upon market forces and based upon whether or not our country can rein in spending, can recover, can revitalize our manufacturing base. And so the dollar will seek its appropriate level based upon market forces.
Listen, we've got a lot of work to do to make sure the Forest Service has got wise forest policy -- to make sure to maintain the forests so that they're healthy and viable, and not become kindling-boxes.
-- Making it sound like "insufficient" logging creates a fire hazard, Eagar, Arizona, June 25, 2002
I understand there's a lot of small business owners who are worried about your business, and I don't blame you.
-- A little subject disagreement here, Eagar, Arizona, June 25, 2002
You know, the enemy would have loved to have seen a scrawny little budget up there.
-- You have to decide whether Dubya is really trying to divine the thoughts of the enemy here (which is hilarious), or if he is trying to paint anyone who would try to defeat his budget request as an enemy, Port Elizabeth, New Jersey, June 24, 2002
It's important for our country to understand this new war of the 21st century is really not like any other war we've fought. You see, we fight people who, on the one hand, send youngsters to their death and they, themselves, try to hide in a cave.
-- That really sums up what's different about this war. Thanks, Dubya. Port Elizabeth, New Jersey, June 24, 2002
Somebody asked me to describe them one time. I said, they're nothing but a bunch of cold-blooded killers. And they still hate the fact that we love freedom. And they really can't stand the fact that we're not backing down. See, they thought we'd probably just file a lawsuit or two.
-- A new rendition of the lawsuit "joke", which has become a staple of the Dubya vernacular, Port Elizabeth, New Jersey, June 24, 2002
As I travel our country, I remind our citizens there are thousands of people working as hard as they possibly can to keep America safe. Today I recognize I'm in the midst of that type of citizen, who's working hard to keep America safe. Thank you for a grateful nation.
-- Port Elizabeth, New Jersey, June 24, 2002
All together, 75 Port Authority employees were killed on September the 11th. And you need to know, no matter how long it takes, we're going to hunt their killers down, one by one, and bring them to justice.
-- At the risk of sounding crass, the killers (suicide hijackers) can't be hunted down. They died on September 11. [I only mention this as it seems an important distinction to make.] Port Elizabeth, New Jersey, June 24, 2002
In order to defeat evil, you can do so by loving your neighbor like you'd like to be loved yourself.
-- Dubya mixing and matching two of his favorite concepts (unconvincingly), Port Elizabeth, New Jersey, June 24, 2002
I just came from a strong exercise class. Thankfully, I didn't have to join.
-- In speech promoting physical fitness to senior citizens, Orlando, Florida, June 21, 2002
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When betting on illegal Mexican baby fights always gamble on the one that looks most hungry.
you are really starting to bother me...i cant tell if your comments are trolls or you are just that fuckin stupid
im not sure if this is a troll or not :/
Skee-Lo - I Wish
Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E We're takin' calls on the wish line
Making all your wacky wishes come true
1-I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala
I wish I was like six-foot-nine So I can get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball Dag y'all! I never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble Got hit with a bottle And I been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)
I wish I had a brand-new car So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See I can't even get a date So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' I 'm a figaro When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go You know I take the 110 until the 105
Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly Makes me say my, my, my
I wish I was a little bit taller... I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all I wish I was a baller (3)
Hey, I wish I had my way 'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck Then you should notice how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you , what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh? Everybody wants to get down like dat
I wish, I wish, I wish...
uh thanx Mr. Obvious...your karma whoring isnt needed here...and o ya...anime is gay
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Dubya the Historian
For the first time, young girls go to school in Afghanistan, thanks to the United States and our coalition.
-- Actually, I think young girls went to school in Afghanistan before the Taliban regime took power, Dubya, Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002
REPORTER: Should we read anything into the fact that you are going to transfer the power, the length of time of this?
DUBYA: No, not at all. It's just that I made the decision. We looked at the precedent. I'm the first President to have done so under this type of procedure and/or physical examination. I did so because we're at war and I just want to be super -- you know, super cautious.
-- Actually, Dubya's wrong here. President Reagan did exactly the same thing in 1985, when he transferred power to Dubya's father to go in for colon cancer surgery, White House, June 28, 2002
We do believe this is the first time a president has been out of the country for Memorial Day.
-- Dubya and his White House staff neglecting to remember former President Bush's observance of Memorial Day in Italy in 1989 (including National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice, who worked in the White House at the time), Paris, France, May 26, 2002
It seems odd that with all the history it contains, this great building went more than a century without a name befitting its dignity. We've solved that problem today, and we've solved it once and for all. This building now bears the name of Dwight D. Eisenhower.
-- Actually, the Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building has been called by this name since Nov. 1999, when President Clinton signed the bill into law, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2002
See, if we blink, everybody else goes to sleep. History has called us into action. History has laid the mantle of responsibility for peace squarely on our shoulders. I accept that responsibility, and so does the American people.
-- Santa Clara, California, May 1, 2002
And I sit there at this fantastic desk, called the H.M.S. Resolute.
-- At the risk of putting too fine a point on this, the desk was crafted from the timbers of the British ship H.M.S. Resolute and presented by Queen Victoria to President Hayes as a symbol of Anglo-American friendship in 1880, and is typically referred to as the "Resolute Desk", even on the White House web site, Santa Clara, California, May 1, 2002
When we grew up, the baby boomers and everybody else, we never really thought we'd be attacked. I mean, the last thing that I entered my mind when I was getting out of high school in 1964 is that an enemy would attack America. And, yet, here you are graduating from high school, the first high school class to ever have seen the 48 contiguous states attacked by an enemy.
-- I guess this is true if you don't consider Maryland a state (Baltimore was attacked by the British in the War of 1812, as was the White House), and you don't remember the Cuban Missile Crisis, bomb shelters, and "Duck and Cover" drills, Eden Prairie High School, Eden Prairie, Minnesota, Mar. 4, 2002
My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific.
-- With the minor exception of World War II, which brought something entirely different to the Pacific, Remarks to the Diet, Tokyo, Japan, Feb. 18, 2002
I had the privilege of voting in the Republican primary in 1974. As you know, you've got a one-month residency requirement -- and I met it. So I voted. I can't remember who I voted for, but I was a proud participant.
-- Exhibiting vague nostalgia for voting in the Alaska Republican primary in 1974, Anchorage, Alaska, Feb. 16, 2002
I recently spoke to high school students in Maryland and realized that for the first time ever these seniors will graduate in the midst of a war in our own country.
-- Lest he forget, many seniors would have graduated in the midst of a war in our own country during the Civil War, from address to nation, Atlanta, Nov. 8, 2001
After all, we're at war, and for the first time in our nation's history, part of the battlefront is here at home.
-- Apparently Dubya has still never heard about the British burning down the White House during the War of 1812, or the Japanese taking the Alaskan islands of Attu and Kiska and bombing Dutch Harbor, Alaska in WWII, remarks to the National Association of Manufacturers, Oct. 31, 2001
This is a very unusual period in American history, obviously. We've never been attacked like this before. We're still being attacked. Our heart goes out to anybody who suffers in America. And so, we're bolstering our homeland defense. We're disrupting and denying anybody who wants to harm the American people. We spend hours tracking down every possible lead of somebody who would come into this country or who might be burrowed in this country, trying to hurt any American.
-- Aside from the inaccuracy about the U.S. never being attacked, the rest is just plain hilarious, remarks to the National Association of Manufacturers, Oct. 31, 2001
We've had oceans which have protected us over our history. Except for Pearl Harbor, we've never really been hit before.
-- Apparently Dubya never heard about the British burning down the White House during the War of 1812, or the Japanese taking the Alaskan islands of Attu and Kiska and bombing Dutch Harbor, Alaska in WWII, Dixie Printing Company, Glen Burnie, Maryland, Oct. 24, 2001
There is a certain sense of fascination with previous wars in Kosovo and Desert Storm, where people could turn on their TV screens and see high-tech weaponry burrowing into bunkers and massive explosions.
-- Commander-in-Chief acknowledging the coolness of watching stuff blow up, Washington, D.C., Oct. 9, 2001
I know that an act of war was declared against America, but this will be a different type of war than we're used to. In the past, there have been beaches to storm, islands to conquer. We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry to find a building.
-- Making a poor choice of visual imagery for Americans weary from seeing the World Trade Center blow up a thousand times on television, Pentagon, Sept. 17, 2001
When Europe and America are divided, history tends to tragedy.
-- Warsaw, Poland, June 15, 2001
There wasn't a lot of protest at Yale in '68. I don't remember that. And I think most people -- I don't know if you found anything differently -- I just don't remember any great days of rage. I think those were mainly in the 70's.
-- In actuality 1967-68 saw the following events: Race riots in Yale hometown of New Haven, antiwar "teach-ins" and protests, students burning draft cards and William Sloane Coffin Jr., Yale chaplain, was indicted for helping draft resisters. New York Times, June 19, 2000
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