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  1. noobies need to on GrokDoc Goes Live; All GNU/Linux Newbies Welcome · · Score: -1

    stop asking us super duper linux doods all those stupid questions. If I can read through 18 million lines of code to figure out what ls-la does then so can those guys. RTFC (code). I'm to l33t to bother with those bozos. Oh, and just because I'm 30, a virgin and still live in my parents basement doesn't mean I'm not somehow better than everybody. Proof positive: I know why Gnome suxors more than KDE. Loo-zers!!!

  2. Re:Look, folks. Do it now, nicely, or be blindside on Labor Department Downplays Offshoring · · Score: -1

    I have worked a total of 4 months in the past 2 years

    Christ, it must be nice to have all that free time. Me, I've been working like a dog for the last 2 years. You're friggin' lucky.

  3. Re:Thriving Profession on The Future of SysAdmins' Positions · · Score: 1, Funny

    I mean, would you have sex with Rosanne Barr or Hillary Rosen for only $1000? :o)

    Surely neither of those two would charge that much!?!? :)

  4. 387th post on Another Zero-Day IE Scripting Exploit · · Score: -1

    387th post w00t!

  5. Re:pics i took on Venus Transit Finished · · Score: -1

    Not to mention this direct quote from the site:

    Welcome to my poor man's experience of the Venus Transit of 2004, from the far eastern island of Singapore.

  6. Re:Yes... PLEASE... on Webmasters Pounce On Wiki Sandboxes · · Score: -1

    I blame the reverse vampires.

    We're through the looking glass here, people.

  7. Re:have you seen the MS adds on Slashdot on Linux Today Founder Calls for Boycott of Linux Today · · Score: -1

    ...discredited in slashdot news stories.

    ...ouch....that must sting.

  8. Re:murder rate will sky rocket on Engineering An End to Aging · · Score: -1

    kinda-sorta along those lines....

    most slashdot readers won't have to feel like losers about being virgins at 30. When you live forever, 30 doesn't seem that old...

  9. Re:A good example for EU on McAfee Granted Far-Reaching Spam-Control Patent · · Score: -1

    Move where ? China ?

    Clearly, the answer is to invade france and move operations there.

  10. Re:Wait! Wait! there's a pattern here on Colossus has been Rebuilt · · Score: -1

    Britain invents, loses interest, somebody else commercialises, and then Britain still wins the war.

    How do those Brits do it?

    ....Canadian soldiers.

  11. Re:The short, truthful answer? on Xbox Next to Include PC/Console Hybrid Option? · · Score: -1

    The joys of pr0n on your giant HDTV. Does life get any better?

    ...doing a real chick....you should try it sometime.

  12. Re:Good news... on UPN Renews 'Star Trek: Enterprise' · · Score: -1

    yndrd, you're out of your fucking element!

  13. snag? What snag? on UPN Renews 'Star Trek: Enterprise' · · Score: -1

    The only snag? It looks like 'Enterprise' might be moved to Fridays next year

    You friggin' star trek nerds don't do anything on Friday nights anyways, so what's the big deal?

  14. Re:Seeing as they like history...... on Linus Not The Father Of Linux, According to Report · · Score: -1

    WNT is VMS, but with each character shifted one. I don't know whether this is an urban legend or true?

    It is not an urban legend. If you shift the letters VMS, they do in fact give you WNT.

  15. Re:Doubtful on Manure-Powered Generators On The Rise · · Score: -1

    no brain cheese jokes please

    In soviet Russia cheese brains you.

  16. Re:Condescension on Egyptian Linux Advocates' Replies · · Score: -1

    well.... do you?

  17. Re:Great... on The Security Risk of Keyboard Clicks · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nah. Think about it: pressing different spots of your screen is like pressing down a guitar string at different points. You will cause the screen to resonate with a multitude of frequencies with distinct audio "fingerprints" for different points on the screen, which can also be picked up by very sensitive equipment.

    Sorry.


    Personally, I'd just look at where the smudges are on the screen and go from there, but I'm not no uber-Linux guy or anything. :)

  18. Re:Our confused socialist friends to the north... on Corporate Work in the US vs. Canada? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Silly, they're not part of the US; they're only our hat.

    That's funny, because we think of you as our asshole.

  19. Re:He should be on Sasser Worm Takes Down UK's Coastguard · · Score: 0

    who would you blame if they were running freebsd and someone ran a DoS attack on ssh?

    A rhetorical question, but that has never stopped me before....

    Microsoft is to blame of course. You see, Virus writers learn their craft attacking windows software. Once they have mastered attacking windows they then move on to a greater challenge. If they had never had that initial challenge they would never have gotten into virus writing in the first place. Therefore, it's easy to see how Microsoft is to blame for attacks on all other systems.

    In fact, Microsoft is also to blame for outsourcing to India. Because Microsoft helped -to one degree or another - put a PC in everybody's house the computer industry has flourished. If nobody had PC's the computer industry would be a fraction of its current size and it would uneconomical to outsource to India because of that that whole economies of scale thingy

    I'm currently formulating a theory on how MS is to blame for the Kennedy assassination, and World War 2. These theories are still in their infancy and I must keep them a complete secret.

  20. Re:It's who you know, and what you know on Moving Up the IT Ladder in a Poor Economy? · · Score: 0

    i nevar whent to universarity!

    and it aint didnt hert my lurning one bit!!

  21. Re:It's who you know, and what you know on Moving Up the IT Ladder in a Poor Economy? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    can anyone just point me out where can i start to get my first job

    try here.

    you're welcome

    P.S. Learn to type/spell before you send in your resume.

  22. Re:Online Banking Model on California Panel Recommends Dumping Diebold · · Score: 0

    https://nationalelection.imvotingdemocrat.org

  23. Re:Limit only applies to Magnetic Storage on Data Transfer Has A Speed Limit · · Score: 0
    Oh great. First offshoring, now I may end up competing with a COPY of my own damned head.
    c:\> Copy Tablizer\*.* a:\
    1 file(s) copied. 8k total
  24. Re:Vote! on Increasing the Value of the Domestic IT Worker? · · Score: 0

    The U.S. has laws governing polution, working conditions, benefits, etc.

    Hasn't GWB finished repealing all those laws yet.

  25. you linux nerds on Linux's Achilles Heel Apparently Revealed · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You linux nerds are screwed now! Ha. (you'd hear me laughing, but your sound cards don't work) ....relax, just kidding....