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Moving Up the IT Ladder in a Poor Economy?

Andy asks: "As almost anyone who joined the IT industry on the tail end of the Dot-Com boom can tell you, trying to move up in the industry for the past couple of years has been like jogging up-wind in a hurricane. I have sent resumes to countless numbers of employers only to still be working in the same $13/hr. low-end outsource support job as when I started (and $13/hr. doesn't get you too far in Boston these days). Learning more and more languages/technologies/protocols has merely resulted in a larger skill set on my resume, with pretty much the same level of experience, and no new interviews. Has anyone else been able to get out of this sort of slump, either during this economic slump or a previous one? Should I just continue the path of learning as much as I can and applying for jobs? Would getting a cert (maybe an RHCE or some Cisco certs) help? Would it be worth it to get a degree in MIS or CS?"

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  1. It's who you know, and what you know by cybermint · · Score: 4, Informative

    The economy is still slow without a doubt. It's hard to find constant work even for those who are skilled and experienced. I was fortunate enough to make connections near the end of the dot com boom, and recently those connections have begun to pay off. My income has more than doubled in the last 6 months, although work is still inconsistant. If I didn't have the experience beforehand, or I didn't make those connections, I'd probably be flipping burgers right now.

    I doubt many employers want a mediocre jack-of-all-trades kind of guy. You're better off selecting one or two specific areas and focusing on getting experience within it. Most of the technicly adept and smart employers know that tech certifications are pretty much a bunch of BS, but some still require it if you want to get your foot in the door. The same goes for degrees. Either way, couldn't hurt to have it.

    And btw, FP bitches!

    1. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by cshark · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know about that. The more skills you have the better. But no one wants a mediocre employee to begin with, no matter what the skill set. The more skills and experience with those skills you have, the more employable you'll be. It also gives you more spin options for your resume. And in this job market you're going to need to spin your resumes in as many ways as possible. If I were in this guys shoes, I would spend some serious money on certification. Nothing, not even formal education is more voluble than a high level certification in your chosen area. If you have high level certification and education... all the better.

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    2. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by B'Trey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most of the technicly adept and smart employers know that tech certifications are pretty much a bunch of BS, but some still require it...

      I hear this a lot on Slashdot and similar places. However, I hear just the opposite when talking to people in the employment field.

      I'm US Navy, 19 years, and looking to retire shortly and enter the IT field. I've been repeatedly told by head hunters, employment agencies, etc. that military people who get out and have their certs have little trouble finding a job. Those who don't have their certs, despite having equivalent military training and experience, have a much tougher time. One head hunter told me that he won't even take resumes from ITs (Information Technologists) unless they have civilian certs.

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    3. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're better off selecting one or two specific areas and focusing on getting experience within it.

      Can't get a job without experience, can't get any experience without a job...

    4. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Oriumpor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have resorted to reference farming, since in my experience a bad reference can kill any chance you have at getting a job. I know from my experience of interviews there is a large glut of tech-certifiables. Just because they have the initials doesn't mean they know the stuff. Certifications are a bit like final exams. Sure you may have gotten an A on your calculus exam 5 years ago, but if you don't use the skills daily they will degrade.

      Also, many people ignore the requirements on the job-descriptions for new applications. It surprised me at first when requesting for a SQL engineer and recieving resumes specifying MSaccess experience solely as for a DB admin position. Resume's like this go to the shredder.

      From my own personal attempts at getting hired (which were quite extensive.) My biggest problem was a "poisoned" reference. It made all the other references pretty much worthless. Upon calling this individual, I learned later of course, that most of the prospective employers just stopped and tossed the resume in the circular file.

      Also, presentation and attitude helps a ton. If you're looking for a new job be as personable as you would be with a client, as they potentially are. The employer is attempting to find someone who is not only adept, but also socially capable. Shave the beard (or trim it), at least tie the hair back and wear at least a tie when you even HAND in your resume. A good hand shake helps as well as your eye contact, making sure they know who you are is good since then they will know you're not just some resume spammer.

      A smart employer will hire someone based upon their experience, if you have no professional experience in an area you would like to move into donate your time somewhere for an NPO, or find a way to utilize it in your current employers setup. A class or certification only helps so much, experience counts for so much more.

    5. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My biggest problem was a "poisoned" reference. It made all the other references pretty much worthless. Upon calling this individual, I learned later of course, that most of the prospective employers just stopped and tossed the resume in the circular file.

      You do know that you're supposed to ASK someone if you can use them as a reference, and make sure they'll say positive things about you? Or did that reference just stab you in the back for no reason?

    6. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by el-spectre · · Score: 5, Interesting

      2 things:

      1) Certification earned in the military most likely was tough to get, and thus is respected.

      2) There are a lot of worthless IT certs in the civilian world, that's why we disrespect them. The poster mentioned "technically adept and smart employers"... headhunters rarely (at least in my experience) have a clue, they're just trying to match technology names to a resume. I once had this fellow quite confused, as it took 5 minutes to explain, that coding Java, and "writing java scripts" were not related. stoopeed headhunter...

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    7. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Stabbed in the back, which has made me wary of putting anyone as a reference who doesn't like the color of my shoes.

    8. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Safety+Cap · · Score: 5, Informative
      One head hunter told me that he won't even take resumes from ITs (Information Technologists) unless they have civilian certs.
      You weren't talking to a headhunter, you were talking to a (recruiter|pimp|body-shop drone|sleazebag resume database filler).

      Real Headhunters work for companies to find the right person to fill a slot, whereas one of the other kinds throw as many bodies at a slot hoping that one will stick. The key difference between the former and the latter is that you don't contact the former about a job, they contact you.

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    9. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by eggstasy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Code up something nifty on your spare time. Time is probably the only thing you have plenty of, if you are unemployed, and the open source community will be grateful :)

    10. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by 330Pilot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "You're better off selecting one or two specific areas and focusing on getting experience within it."

      Considering how much outsourcing there is in the industry, jack of all trades are becoming more popular. Companies want to hire people who have varied knowledge since the specific tasks can be outsourced. Managerial positions in IT where one can make decisions on what and where projects can be outsourced requires broader knowledge.

    11. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Mateito · · Score: 5, Informative
      Nothing, not even formal education is more voluble than a high level certification in your chosen area.

      Emphasis mine.

      An RHCE is worth more than a Linux+ because its a damn site harder.

      A CCNA is worth... well.. not much... except as the prerequirement for a CCNP. An MSCE is fine if you want to support windows, but the combination of an MSCE, A+ and CCNA isn't really that great. You are better off investing all your time and effort into one stream. Generalists are dime a dozen.

      Note that if you are a support engineer, these certs are good for you. If you want to code, get a degree.

    12. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Soporific · · Score: 2, Insightful

      After seeing the headhunters at my former company at work, it almost seemed like they would pick names out of a hat. I would say about 75% of the hires they picked would either leave or get fired within 6 months. The systems director I worked for told me he didn't care about certifications, that he'd rather have someone who set up their own network at home and actually had some hands on experience versus someone who got their answers from the book then regurgitated them when their tests came.

      ~S

    13. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by jhagler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The value of certs varies depending on the audience that's seeing them. If you're one of several hundred applicants for a position, a head hunter will use certs/college degrees/years of experience to whittle that number down to a reasonable number for them to look at. In this case the certs are worth something.

      However speaking as a hiring manager, I basically ignore them. I am more interested in past employment history, the candidates ability to solve technical questions given during the interview, and a general feeling for whether or not I think the person will get along well with the team.

      Having military experience will definitely work in your favor, I found that the best candidate was someone who spent some time in the military, and has then had a couple of years inthe civilian world to adjust to the differences. Plus, the military experience, especially if you do tech work in the military, will many times get you past that initial culling the headhunters do if they don't get too many responses.

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    14. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Most of the technicly adept and smart employers know that tech certifications are pretty much a bunch of BS

      However, most employers are not adept or smart when it comes to such things. The longer the alphabet soup after your name, the easier you will find a job.

      So says an MCSE, CCNA, CCDA, A+, N+, Network+, WCSP, CCSA, and probably some others that I don't remember but are on my resume. Oh, and I haven't been without a tech job since just out of college in '98 (except for the one month it took to find a job after relocating for personal reasons to a place with relatively few tech jobs just after the bubble burst).

    15. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by bezbaq · · Score: 0

      I've been working in the IT field for seven years. The first two were spent doing bug testing for a software company and the last five have been in Systems Administration and desktop support. I took certification classes for the (NT4 era) MCSE tests and have taken classes in the certification track for M$ Exchange 2000. I never once found the motivation to actually go take the certification tests because they weren't really valued at my company and I was pretty satisfied with my job at the time. I wish, now, that I had taken the extra effort to study for the tests and take the exams simply so I could tag them on my resume. The tests would have been a relative breeze when the info was still fresh in my mind.

      Now my IT interests are more in the Open Source arena and I have been revisting the possibility of getting some certfications under my best. This time I'd probably pursue one of the Linux Certification tracks, or perhaps a few of the CompTia certs.

      Honestly I would kind of like to figure out which cert tests out there would be the easiest for me to breeze through with my current skill set and experience. I just turned 37 year old. I don't have the interest to muster up the energy to study for a bunch of MSCE tests. I guess I'll leave that to the 22 year old kids who don't mind working 60 hours a week at 13 dollars an hour.

      Whiskey.

    16. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Golias · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Dude, if you were a tech guy for the US Navy, you will find a job when you get out. I've never meet a hiring manager that doesn't move former military guys to the very top of the resume pile... A very tall pile with lots of civilian MCSE geeks in it.

      You probably know a few people in your field who left the service before you did. Give them a call. Networking gets you jobs a lot more reliably than headhunters do, especially dumbass headhunters who ignore qualifications like yours.

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    17. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Sorry to hear about the backstabbing reference. I recently had a similar experience -- my marriage broke up two years back, shortly after on the rebound I began dating a girl who had been a very supportive and good friend. The talkers turned it into a much more sordid tale, and just recently I finally figured out who was badmouthing me... one of my main references who OFFERED to be a reference and never asked me about any of this. All the more horrible because what was being said was untrue and unfair to *ALL* parties involved, including the new girl who still works at that same company and deserved none of that crap.

    18. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by bondjamesbond · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oh, bullshit. I'm going back to school for CS, because a bachelors from a four-year university trumps all other certs. When I hired my replacement, I expected to be swimming in applicants, but wasn't. We also specified that my replacement had at least a bachelor's, which is probably why we only got SEVEN resumes.

      Spending money on certs is a waste. Spending money on a real education is smart.

    19. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by austad · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cisco certs do not have prereqs. They state on their site that they do, but that's a bunch of BS. You can go straight to the CCIE if you want. I know because I have.

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    20. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by antarctican · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, bullshit. I'm going back to school for CS, because a bachelors from a four-year university trumps all other certs. When I hired my replacement, I expected to be swimming in applicants, but wasn't. We also specified that my replacement had at least a bachelor's, which is probably why we only got SEVEN resumes.

      Spending money on certs is a waste. Spending money on a real education is smart.


      I couldn't agree more! Get a real degree.

      I know I certainly wouldn't high someone "up the ladder" without a minimum of degree for any hardcore programming job. Not a diploma, or a "certificate" from one of these little private "schools" - but an actual university (or college for you Americans) degree which comes with a strong theoretical background.

      During the dot-com bubble I remember all these people coming out who knew html or flash from these 6 month "schools" claiming to be programmers. And they got jobs because... well everyone got a job with stock options out the wing wang. Then when the bust occurred they all were the first to get laid off and couldn't understand why they couldn't get another job. Because you're not real computer scientists/software engineers! So you learned a few of the "hot" skills for this year, it won't help you learning new ones unless you have the theoretical background.

      So go get a CS degree, but not an MIS or any other such flush certificate. Cisco is good, I hear they make shit good money. But until you get the CS degree don't expect to get anywhere unless you're really lucky.

    21. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by unixbob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I actually agree with the OP. Having loads of stuff on your CV makes you look like you have only a superficial understanding of the subjects. if a CV comes accross your desk and someone with 3 years dev experience knows Java, C++, VB, perl, javascript, C#, Oracle . . . . then you have to question how indepth this individual knows these platforms.

      That's different from saying you've got experience in Analysis. Design, Team leader stuff. etc.

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    22. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by msuzio · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just out of curiousity, how did you end up with a "bad" reference? If it was a former employer, you should know things like that are actionable. I've fired people for cause before, and even if someone calls, you can't say: "We fired him because he was a drunk". The best you can say is "Things did not work out with him".

      (Here's a reference at FindLaw)

      So, if this wasn't a business reference, was it a personal reference that went sour? That would be really sad... but I would have thought you might have known that this person was somewhat sour on you...

      Not knocking you, just curious how this came about. I would never give a reference that wasn't a very positive one; I'd just omit those entirely! There's no rule that you have to give contact information and references for every job you've ever had.

    23. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by paganizer · · Score: 2, Informative

      my experience was similar.
      I think you'll find that about half+ of the employers just don't have a clue about military training so attach no real importance to it; for those, you need a civilian cert or two.
      But it really shouldn't be any problem, the civilian tests are comparably simple, and most likely the navy will pay for you to take them.
      Also, a couple of general end of service pointers:
      get a good copy of your medical record NOW.
      during the discharge process, make sure that EVERYTHING is on your DD-214.
      Ask for a notarized copy of your security clearance pages from your service jacket, in addition to your discharge copy.
      Go to the dentist. if they start something prior to discharge, they will complete it at the VA, even if it takes years... and civilian dental insurance is often not included in job insurance packages.
      I would probably suggest the same about general medical; hit the docs NOW with any persisting problems you might be having.

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    24. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Mateito · · Score: 5, Informative

      The CCIE has no prereqs. It states that on the website. This is for historical reasons.

      The CCNA has no prereqs. Its the entry level cert.
      The CCNP and CCDA require the CCNA
      The CCDP requires a CCDA.

      Cisco won't send you the certificate if you don't fulfill the prereqs.

    25. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This may all be true, but note that what you're saying is the 180 degree opposite of what he's saying.

    26. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It was a business reference who had offered to be a reference. They had been a client for a few years, and I had a good relationship with the owner. I made sure to ask the references I did list to see if anyone contacted them, and the only one who responded was this client.

      I won't point fingers or name names, but I surely won't use any business references ever again. Still this is old news, I kind of skipped over my point... I was eventually hired by those who had worked with me in the past and knew my skillset as well as my social aspect. I don't believe they even bothered to contact references.

    27. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by loginx · · Score: 1

      You know what they say...
      "Jack of all trades... Master of none"
      I'd rather hire someone who spent 4 years in a formal learning environment rather than someone who's taken a couple of distant courses for 3 months and got a cert out of it.

      I'd also rather hire someone who is a reliable expert in a couple of areas rather than a guy who can do a little bit of everything, and a whole lot of nothing...

    28. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have been some real chumps to come out with four year degrees lately. I wouldn't hire any of them. Give me someone with hands on experience over formal education any day.

    29. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Flounder · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The one thing that's better to have is a DOD security clearance. In the DC area, if you've got a security clearance, you can score a job in the low $60s with barely any experience. Since it can take upwards of 18 months to get clearance, most employers want new hires to already have clearance.

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    30. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by grunthos · · Score: 2, Informative
      I doubt many employers want a mediocre jack-of-all-trades kind of guy.
      In my opinion, a mile wide/inch deep skillset gets you nowhere.
      There is no doubt that mediocre, or inch-deep, skills are useless. But I've made a career out of being a highly-skilled jack-of-all-trades, and it works fabulously.

      Pick an interesting area and do it for several years. Then pick a different area and do that for several more.

      I've been a programmer/analyst for business software, a network engineer, and a system administrator, among other things. Do it long enough to get good at it, and then transition to another area.

      The skills you gain in one area will be invaluable in other areas. Your sysadmin tells you that the program you wrote is killing the server or the network? You'll have an idea what they are talking about, and how to avoid it, once you've walked in their shoes. Your local Mouse-Clicking-Solutions-Expert tells you that a certain sysadmin task will require you to press "OK" four hundred times? You'll know how to avoid that through automation or scripting once you've done some programming.

      Let your boss know you are interested in trying something different. "Hey, I heard about the XYZ project. If anything comes up for our department, I'd be interested" and so on. I've had opportunities come up simply because I was the first one to mention being interested, even before there was anything available.

      The most important part is don't wait for somebody to ask you if you want to do something. Try stuff out at home. Volunteer to do extra stuff. Ask questions. Don't wait for a job opening to come up; start doing more advanced work and the promotion will follow.

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    31. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree... a cert won't mean much once the interview process starts, but it could make the difference in getting the interview in the first place.

      I worked as HR Database Admin for a fairly large (6000+ employee) manufacturing company with plants all over the US. A monster ad for a new Network admin brought in 500+ resumes.

      The position reported directly to the CIO, so he was running the hiring process. You don't drop 500 resumes on the CIO's desk. You don't even drop 100 resumes on his desk.

      We told him how many applicants we had, and he basically said "OK, throw out everyone who doesn't have a degree, everyone who doesn't have a certification, and everyone who doesn't have a stable work history and at least 5 years of experience. Let me know how many are left."

      That got us down to about 60 or so. Did we toss out the best candidate? Very likely. Did we have the time and manpower to give each of those resumes the attention it deserved? Hell no.

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    32. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about that. I think a fair number of companies would rather pay one smart person to do two things rather than hire two code monkeys.

      Smart employers also don't want the overhead of two people interrupting each other and bickering about which is the right way to write code where one person can design a system with "conceptual integrity."

      http://www.artima.com/intv/architect.html

      I don't mean to imply one is better than two in all cases, just that simply stating the jack-of-all-trades is mediocre irritates those of us who are not mediocre....

    33. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      ...you have to question how indepth this individual knows these platforms.

      When a CV comes across my desk with all of those skills listed, provided it's reasonably well written I'll bring him in for an interview.

      In my opinion, the thing that makes a CV stand out is the demonstration that the candidate has applied himself to a particular domain. It's all very well knowing a language, but what's the point if you haven't used it?

      It doesn't cost anything to learn about a particular domain and demonstrate some level of understanding by writing software to experiment in that domain. It could be anything from computer graphics to improving software quality, but it's best if it's related to an industry you want to get in to. As well as giving you a foot in the door it helps the interviewer come up with questions for you - questions that you will hopefully be confident answering and so can really show off your interest and knowledge.

    34. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by superpulpsicle · · Score: 0, Troll

      That's total BS. I know more people unemployed with a EE and CS degree nowadays.

      Every MIS major I know is employed and doing better financially, that's no coincidence. The days of hard core programming degree no longer flys. Do you really think C/C++ from your school will give you an edge. Hells, everyone know the same shit as you by the time you graduate.

    35. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Informative

      A Jack of all trades is EXACTLY what a company wants...but NOT a mediocre one. If you can resolve pesky office suite format issues, then a network issue, then a sql database problem, follow this up with a custom Word macro to solve a unique need in the marketing dept. A quick cola break then reconfigure the mail server, enter some security groups in Active Directory (You will note a Borg bias to my company), then after two calls that a particular app in an obscure branch office are acting flaky realize this means the corporate web server is seconds from melt down and needs reset. Being able to write a "Killer App" is one thing, and since most IT management is populated by former programmers, that skill is highly rated. In the day to day operation of IT though, the ability to understand the needs and problems of a user base that is not literate in C++ is far more of use.

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    36. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by garlic_b · · Score: 1

      I have been looking to get into the biz for near on 3 years now to no avail. I moved to Chicago (one of the worst hit IT cities) 3 weeks after sept 11 (the worst time). I average about 3 interviews/year, and only one really promising prospect/year. I currently work at a Border's for $7.50 with a bunch of kids. I just wish I could afford to get drunk and drowned my sorrows. Oh well. At east those Bush tax cuts are a big help!

    37. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Just a curiosity:

      Why, yes, I AM a Pagan Libertarian.

      Go to the dentist. if they start something prior to discharge, they will complete it at the VA, even if it takes years... and civilian dental insurance is often not included in job insurance packages.

      I would probably suggest the same about general medical; hit the docs NOW with any persisting problems you might be having.

      I thought libertarians like to spend their own bucks on everything?

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    38. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As an admin, are you in the position to do any hiring, or provide an serious feedback to the process? I've always wondered what weight a guy like me gets. For all intents and purposes, no formal education, but I do have a very strong grasp of Perl and a rapidly improving (we shall call it's current state "amicable to average development jobs") grasp of db design and SQL. I have a strong enough understanding of the major C concepts and enough experience with the actual language that learning derivative languages is basically just an exercise in syntax familiarization.

      Despite my Slashdot postings, I also have a strong business communication background and I have 3 years of experience in all these areas to back it up...

      ... but no formal training. I'm sure I'm not the only person around here wondering where that puts folks like me.

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    39. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by SiO2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      An MSCE is fine if you want to support windows...

      I don't know. Getting an MCSE means that you learn the Microsoft way of doing things. Look at how well they do things. I prefer good old fashioned practical experience to certification. When you go for an MCSE, you learn things in the lab, which really doesn't translate to real world experience and expectations.

      SiO2

    40. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, wait there are no job's in IT right now. Call around no one is highiering. boston or anywhere else.
      Everyone has out sourced those job's. .
      There's no amount of certifications or backbreaking work that will help.
      Take a look at the newspaper. There are no IT job's for anyone.
      If you're still in school, your best bet is to refocus on doing programming
      or staying out of tech altogether. People that have 10 year's of experience are not
      Working or currently worrying about loosing the job they do have. in 1999 it here in the vally would pay $60,000 to $90,000. now it pay's $45,000 for the same job.

    41. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm thoroughly convinced this is a stupid attitude to take, but it might just be my experience.

      I couldn't count on both hands and both feet the number of people who have tried to tell me that the way they do something is better. I ask them where they learned "their way", and they say they saw it in a book or some teacher told them. Then, they do it, and it doesn't work very well. They ask me where I learned my way, and I tell them: I screwed it up a bunch of times until I got it right - experience.

      There are benefits to a degree, of course. If they have good marks and all that from a good school, you know they were a studious worker and kept priorities straight and they're well-rounded. However, when it comes right down to it, 8 years of theory packed in and put up against 8 years of solid experience are no match. Eight years of good experience, with or without prior education, will mop the floor with theory.

      I think hiring "lower" jobs on degree is fine. Hiring higher jobs on degree is stupid if you let it become a major obstacle to people who may have a ton of experience, but no degree.

      And no, I don't have a degree, but I have experience. Factor that in to my credibility on this statement as you see fit.

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    42. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You know what they say... "Jack of all trades... Master of none"

      Yeah, that Leondardo fella from Vinci... what a loser!

      Sometimes a generalist is exactly what the job calls for. Large corporations don't have much use for them, but a small organization can benefit dramatically from someone who not only knows how to code, but can crimp RJ45s, do staff training, and lay out marketing materials. The generalist may not be as experienced at any one of these things as a specialist... but not everyone can afford a bunch of specialists, or make full use of their skills. Sometimes "good enough" really is good enough. And a generalist is also more likely to adapt better to changing needs. As an OS generalist, I wouldn't be fazed if my employer said we were replacing the Win2K boxes with Linux, or the Linux boxes with Xserves; an OS specialist probably would..

      The bottom line is whether the person can fill the employer's needs effectively. And sometimes the employer really just needs a good swiss army knife.

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    43. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by ian13550 · · Score: 1

      Absolutely! I couldn't agree more. I work at a large company that will not even consider an applicant unless that person has a 4yr degree.

      I've had 4-5 friends contact me for a job and I couldn't help them because they didn't have a degree.

    44. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by maximilln · · Score: 1

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      But no one wants a mediocre employee to begin with
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      Superior marketing wins over superior technology every time. Companies may not want mediocre employees but the management is full of mediocre players. A few social connections and a good line of bs goes a long way in making up for average technical skills. Windows is the dominant operating system and that about covers it.

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      I would spend some serious money on certification
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      At $13/hour, I doubt he has much money for certification. People can say "the tests are cheap, all he has to do is pick up a used study guide". At $13/hour, I don't think he has a very study-friendly living environment either.

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    45. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by DrEvil-47 · · Score: 0

      I've done computer related work for going on 15 years now, consultant from everywhere from $40.00/hr - $200.00/hr ( in the sweet dot-com boom). I have some advice about head-hunters. The vast majority of them WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. They will be happy to lie to you lie to thier client whatever to make a quick buck. YMMV.

    46. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Audacious · · Score: 1

      Myself: No degree, few certs. just smart. Making $35/hr.

      My younger brother: Lots of Certs (mostly MS but some Novell et al). Making $35/hr. Expects, when he is through with his latest Cert that he will begin making $50/hr.

      Certs help. So do degrees. If I would finish my degree I'd probably be making $50/hr also. Too many other things going on though.

      On the other hand:

      Bill Gates: Makes well over $1 billion per year, never finished college. Was given honorary degree.

      Guy who owns Dell: Makes millions per year, never finished college, given honorary degree.

      Do you need a degree? No. Do you need Certs? No. You need an idea that will make money. :-)

      Too bad colleges see money=degree (or maybe donations=degree).

      Hey! Does that mean that those spams where they are offering to give you a fake degree for money mean they just have an in with the colleges? Something to think about!

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    47. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by bdempsey · · Score: 1

      According to my experience seaching for a job these past few months, employers are looking for extreme specific requirements that can never be filled by anyone.

      Example
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      Few years ago:

      Client/Server developer - 1+ years powerbuilder

      Now:

      5 years J2EE programming , 3 years of IBM Websphere version 4.5,Tomcat 4. You must also have 4 years of SQL, and 3 years of Oracle on Linux but most also have 3 years of Windows 2000 experience. Over-time expected, you must be able to work in a fast and stressfull environment, and carry a pager for 24X7 support. NOTE: 2+ years of .NET is a bonus !!!

      Job requirements are longer then my friggen resume. Ive been outta work for about 5 months, but I belive its due to lack of networking, or my resume really sucks http://www.futureway.com/~bdempsey

      Most certifications are quite useless. Giving you a 15 min test on a whole environment that takes years to master is not exactly accurate.

      The only cert I was looking into was the Oracle (OCP) mainly because I'm interested in DB dev/management and seems a lot of job postings require it. Plus I would like to take the actual courses related to it. Unfortunately, it costs like +$10,000 to take all the courses (no wonder companies dont train any more).

      Im one of those guys thats spread out:

      - 1 year building IVR systems
      - 5 Years building/administering a small companies IT infrastructure
      - 3 to 4 years software development VB,Powerbuilder, J2EE (hmm i could actually put 20 years since i was programming since I was 15 on my Commodore 64 hehe)

      So now, all the job postings I see are "senior" requirements with 5+ years in a given area. So I basicallly feel I screwed myself.

      And I agree with somone elses commment about posting resumes electroniclly is useless. Ive been to a lot of companies now that have "meta-information" in addition to your resume, and the system filters you out based on this given information.

      I think the understanding of technology "gap" has gotten too huge between techies, recruiters, management. They dont know what they are looking for, or how to ask for it.

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    48. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why not learn it in the real world, then just pass the MCSE? That's what I did, and the exams were a cakewalk. It's not like you are learning everything about Windows Active Directory from some MCSE book.

      If you don't know it already, you shouldn't be taking the test. The problem is that so many people have done exactly that. Diluting the skilled job seekers with thier rebootive approach to problem solving.

    49. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Can't get a job without experience, can't get any experience without a job..."

      It's not so bad. The problem is your first job may be cruddy and suck. Sometimes there's need for IT skills, but they don't have the money to hire a 'big gun'. So they find people for next-to-nothing.

      At least that's true in the 3D industry I'm in. I have a demo reel showing very strong skills in modelling, but the lack of experience in a studio facility is biting me in the butt. So now I'm searching for lower income jobs to get that magic experience #. Then, hopefully, and yes I'm being naieve, I'll have what I need to get my dream job.

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    50. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by saden1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That is why you break it down by proficiency. In my resume I write I am proficient in C++/Java and everything else I know, I put into "very knowledgeable" or "knowledgeable" bucket. Most of my knowledge is derived from experience so I make sure to list the projected in which I used a particular language/technology. One thing you never do is to list something that you really don't have experience in. This way, you can avoid looking like a buffoon if the subject ever arises in an interview.

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    51. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Fiz+Ocelot · · Score: 1
      "I agree... a cert won't mean much once the interview process starts, but it could make the difference in getting the interview in the first place."

      That's very true,I've talked with quite a few people on the issue and basically the concensus is: You must have a 4 year degree first off, if you want higher level positions. Certs help you get past the HR drones, and get your foot caught in the door.

    52. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have my friends call up my references pretending to be looking to hire me. It's been quite enlightening. One former employer enthusiastically said to put him on my resume as a reference. He told the recruiter that I was a good worker, but that I am not "a fireball".

      Whatever the hell that means.

    53. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by wilber · · Score: 1

      I have been laid off 3 times in the last 4 years. I got into the IT field in 2000 when I got out of the Air Force. I started out as a Computer Operator. I got the MCSE (NT) and CCNA which helped me get in. I think now most employers aren't looking for certs, but they are still good to have. Security is way to go right now. If you can get some security certs, I think that you have a good chance of getting into a good company. Consulting is also a good way to go right now. I consulted for about the last 3 years off and on. It's a good way to learn some skills and it also gives you a good chance of getting in permanent somewhere. I consulted at AEP www.aep.com last fall and was able to get into a good Admin Support position. Take the short term jobs whenever you can because they can definately lead to something else...they open doors for you. Now I finally have a permanent job with full bennies! Thank God for that! Good luck techs!

    54. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enlist in the Air Force or Navy and ride it out.
      I joined in 1981 and when I punch out at 45 I'll be able to easily live on the paycheck/benefit combination while starting a new career.

    55. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by spasmatik · · Score: 1

      you are comparing apples to oranges. How you compare 8 years of experience and a degree to 8 years of experience. 8 years of experience to soeone fresh out of university is not a fair comparison. I work with many people without degrees who have equal or more experience than I do. They are not great software engineers. Sure they may be able to write code but without a great SE theory background most will be lacking.

    56. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by JakiChan · · Score: 1

      So go get a CS degree, but not an MIS or any other such flush certificate. Cisco is good, I hear they make shit good money. But until you get the CS degree don't expect to get anywhere unless you're really lucky.

      If you want to do networking it's hard to say which is better. Both, if you can. I've got the CS degree, and that may have helped me, but all my peers in my current company have CCIEs while they may or may not have CS degrees. If you want to do networking and have to pick one or the other then I'm tempted to say get the CCIE (although this could be a case of grass being greener).

      The thing about the CCIE cert is that because of the lab exam it's really hard to be a "paper CCIE". Getting the cert shows that you were able to apply all the concepts in a lab setting under pretty intense time pressure. That being said being the only senior network engineer here without one here I am coming to see that it doesn't automatically mean someone is good. It just means they know networking technologies really well. It doesn't imply that they know anything about design or what it takes to run a global network (I had a CCIE recently recommend that we have multiple gateways on a host network and the users can change their default gateway based on what application they are running) it just means you can give them a diagram and they can configure it all. However it's probably still one of the best IT certs out there and I really need to get off my ass and get one. :-)

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    57. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by iSwitched · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hey, how about I lend my credibility to yours.

      Whenever I see someone require a college degree for an IT position, I think, hey, there's someone who doesn't really know how to assess someone's skills much.

      I have known, throughout my relatively long career, many talented people in software development with either no degree at all, or an 'unrelated' one (art, music, etc).

      I myself have no degree, and I have never been unemployed. I've chosen my career moves as wisely as I can, and avoided the urge to 'job-hop'. I've developed good relationships with not only my fellow programmers, but with the business-folks I've met.

      As a direct result, I've been earning over six-figures since around 1999 and am about to close on a 35 foot sailing yacht as a reward for my hard work. And yes, I am bragging, but it's to make a point.

      Success in this business requires being good at what you do, but that only gets you part way, the rest is all about people. The relationships you've made, the bridges you've burned, all of it.

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    58. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know I certainly wouldn't high someone "up the ladder"....

      perhaps you should learn to spell and type before you extoll the merits of a degree. I only have a 'certificate' and I make a 6 figure salary...

    59. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      You just used the phrase "strong" 3 times describing your talents. That frankly tells me you've been staring at your resume way too long.

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    60. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by computational+super · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or "perhaps"... have you ever considered the possibility that the explanation is over your head? Perhaps... that you might need to spend four years studying the theory in order to "get" the explanation? What, exactly, do you think we were doing for the four years we spent getting our degrees? Do you think you're so infinitely smarter than we are that you can grasp in a fifteen-minute overview concepts that we spent four years just learning the basics of? And the funny thing is... if you respond to this, you'll probably respond in indignation, with no clue as to why I find this attitude so insulting. (Don't worry, though - the "sum up the knowledge you've spent your life attaining in a 30-minute overview" attitude is common - very prevalent among management).

      Usually, the reason the book or the teacher told them to do it that way has to do with increased flexibility, better resistance to change, better memory management, faster processing, etc. These are things that you don't learn by trial and error alone. What's that you say? Memory management and speed optimization is a waste of time? Processors are so fast that it's not worth saving a couple thousand clock cycles? Memory is so cheap you can just use it as you need it? Portability is for canoes? Yeah, I've probably spent many, many years of my life cleaning up the mess you left behind doing things "expediently".

      I guess I should be fortunate, though - with enough people running around doing things wrong because it "looks the same to me, and I should know, since I've been looking at it for a while now" leaves plenty of job security for those of us who understand the theory and can apply it.

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    61. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A degree in CS.. absolutely USELESS for those not interested and not concerned with programming.

      (Programmer morons) what? there are jobs outside of programming? say what now? *sip rc cola*

      Want to be a Network Admin? Security? or anything BUT a programmer in the "real world"? Then don't bother with a CS degree. Only degree out there for you is a relatively generic business management degree, give you a mild edge on getting the promotion ahead of your MCSE coworker.

      Go get yourself some specialized and preferably 'high end' certifications.

      pk

    62. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by uberotto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Military experience is rarely helpful in getting a job when you get out. You have to remember that most of the people you will be interviewing with have never served, and aren't familiar with the training that you have received.

      I got out of the Navy after 6 years. I was an Aegis Radar Display Technician. I had been told repeatedly by others in the Navy that my training would really help when I got out. Turns out, they were wrong.

      After 6 years, got tired of playing around so I got out of the Navy, went back to school and got a bachelors degree in Computer Engineering. I Thought that with my degree and Military experience working with electronics, I would have no problem getting a job. Surprisingly though, at many of the places where I was interviewing, I was asked to submit a copy of my resume without the military experience included.

      Turns out when the choice was between me with my 3.0 GPA and 6 years military experience working with electronics and little Johnny with his 3.8 GPA and never worked a day in his life, most places would choose little Johnny.

      The truth is, military experience is just that. It's what you have as long as you are in the military, once out it means basically nothing.

    63. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by antarctican · · Score: 1

      There are benefits to a degree, of course. If they have good marks and all that from a good school, you know they were a studious worker and kept priorities straight and they're well-rounded. However, when it comes right down to it, 8 years of theory packed in and put up against 8 years of solid experience are no match. Eight years of good experience, with or without prior education, will mop the floor with theory.

      Let me rephrase what I said. For en entry level position, I wouldn't consider someone without a degree, without the solid theoretical foundation.

      For moving up the ladder (which is what the Ask Slashdot was asll about) of course I would require someone with experience. I wouldn't hire a fresh grad for that. But as a foundation for that experience I wouldn't consider someone without a degree. All serious positions in the tech sector should be required to have a degree, there are rare exceptions when I would recommend someone without a degree. Then you take this theoretical foundation and build skills upon it, learning languages, algorithm design, etc.

      If you just have a flight by night trade school certificate your skills will be outdated within 5 years. If you know the theory of why things work the way they do you can quickly learn new skills.

    64. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by paganizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the military; they are under obligation to provide you with medical/dental while you are under obligation to defend the constitution from it's enemies, foreign & domestic.
      A person who has spent 19 years in the military has nearly reached the 20 year retirement mark; you entered a contract with the government that they will provide you with certain benefits if you spend 20 years in service.
      this has no conflict with libertarian thoughts as far as I know.

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    65. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You've got a ton of experience though. For someone without a ton of experience, a degree is going to be extremely helpful.

      Furthermore, you're going to be given more chances to succeed along the way if you have a degree. Sure, this can happen without a degree, but it's more likely to happen with one.

      I ask them where they learned "their way", and they say they saw it in a book or some teacher told them. Then, they do it, and it doesn't work very well.

      You talk to some of the bad people then. Most individuals I've spoken to you got a good four year degree wouldn't say "I read it" or "Such-And-Such Professor". They'd have tried it out, and would tell you that it worked when they were designing x-system.

      On a similiar vein, I've spoken with individuals with a ton of experience and no degree who can't think out of their own little box, "because it worked this way one time I did it, so this is the only way to do it".

      However, when it comes right down to it, 8 years of theory packed in and put up against 8 years of solid experience are no match. Eight years of good experience, with or without prior education, will mop the floor with theory.

      I would tend to agree with you. But I'd say that 4 years of theory, and 4 years of experience, mops the floor with 8 years of experience, or even 12 years of experience for that matter. That little bit of theory can make you start thinking in different ways, and provide what any number of years of experience cannot.

      I've seen guys with 25 years of experience who I wouldn't hire again in a heartbeat. Why? They've been wonderful when it comes to following the procedure, but when you ask them to figure something out on their own, they flounder for days and waste a ton of the companies money. Whereas in similiar veins I've seen people with little to no experience, but a good amount of theory, pick it up in no time. Why? They were taught how to think outside of the box, something plenty of experienced individuals never learn.

    66. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are so full of crap I don't even know where to start. By the time you went back to school and graduated the next boom would already be over. I have two certificate and they have served me very well. When I was unemployed I got my Oracle cert and you know how much it cost me? Two hundred bucks. You know how much tuition for a university is about six k a semester or more. Did I have 6k no! I was broke. But having that cert helped me get the job I have now and I am not even doing oracle

      You are an arrogant prick.

    67. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Da+Fokka · · Score: 0

      My experience is that usually these interviews are held by management types and it's fairly easy to pretend to know everything about topics varying from Prolog (yes, I love languages with no real application whatsoever!) to complex quantum physics (There was this german guy who had a cat)...

    68. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A degree, a security clearance, and four years of military experience in the field as an enlisted man has provided me with a $40 / hr salaried position with a stable IT contract in the Washington D.C. area. Some people that I work with have enjoyed a stable job for the last seven years. A big bonus to getting in the door was finishing a degree through the Univ of Maryland while serving Active duty. To my employeers it showed motivation.

      I have no certifications at all, yet. However, I do plan on pursuing some just to show continued professional development....

    69. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, who said "programming" was the end all be all job of IT. For those of us in the real world, *not* having a CS degree is actually a plus. I've found that the really bright stars couldn't stand the boredom of the university experience. Of course, with that kind of talent you wouldn't be writing to slashdot.

      But seriously, you'll never (or it's extremely unlikely) that you're going to get a job by shotgunning resumes or even responding to help wanted ads. As an screener, you pretty much toss at least half (these days more like 3/4) of the resumes without so much as a perusal (never hire the unlucky). The last position we put out an advert for received something like 300 resumes in the first week. And the poor schlub who gets that job is going to be the peon of all time.

      You need to get out and get in face-time. First, go directly to your local Toastmasters club and join. One, you will actually learn some great social and public speaking skills. Two, you'll meet people. Often times the very management weenies that control your destiny with an iron fist. It's all about who you know. Brown nose any Rotarian you know and get them to invite you to the meeting as their guest. They do introductions, make sure you're introduced (and hopefully use some of those public speaking skills you learned from Toastmasters). Next, make a list of the top 5-10 companies you would like to work for. Then start calling them. Work your way around the auto-attendant and talk to various people in the company. See who's friendly and who's not. Show up there. If they have a receptionist, call and ask for accounts receivable. A/R guys will always talk to you (since they think you owe them money), and are generally bored. Find a friendly one and chat him up. Take him to lunch. Get him to introduce you to whoever matters (again, turn on those social skills).

      I have used all of the above, and am always impressed by people who do the same. If all you're doing is emailing resumes it doesn't seem like you want to get hired. Get creative. That's what this whole business is about. We'll take talent and creativity over a degree and certs every time. But you have to get in front of people with more than just an email.

      And not just you in particular, BUT FFS PEOPLE HAVE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LIVE IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENT READ YOUR BLOODY RESUME!!!!! I don't care how great you are, typo in the resume == bin it. Every time.

      Sorry to get off on a rant there, but the things people in this industry do during the hiring (and firing) process is enough to drive a talent scout to drink. I moved markets once, and I brought with me talents that *no one* in the market could even come close to touching. But it took me 6 months to find a job because I didn't know a soul. I had to resort to several of the above ploys to even get an interview. But once I got one, I snagged a tasty position. So keep at it. At some point your talent and the whim of a PHB will collide.

      AC

    70. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by RKBA · · Score: 1
      "Nothing, not even formal education is more voluble than a high level certification in your chosen area"

      That's not true at JPL in Pasadena, CA where I worked for 25 years before retiring. If you had a BS degree (or greater) you hired on as an Engineer, otherwise you hired on as a technician. Engineers generally made about three times as much money as technicians, and were salaried rather than hourly.

      Of course even the lowliest management positions paid more than the highest paid engineering jobs and got more perks like "on lab" parking.

    71. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by superwiz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn... You navy guys are getting pretty desperate with your recruitment pitch. Hint for the next time: slashdot may not be the place to use geek in deragotory.

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    72. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree less. I know MBAs who are out of work and struggling. Good, bright people. I know folks with Masters degrees in CS who want to go out into the private sector but are still teaching at Uni.

      I don't know how it is outside the States, but here inside them, the idea of getting a college degree has become the modern equivalent of tithing. Pay your dues (read: tuition), and everything is going to be okay. I don't buy it.

      That's just me though. I questioned it thirteen years ago when I began my trek through college. I should have a different view now though, right? Nope, and I think a college degree, even CS, especially CS, is an even poorer investment now.

      I'm too lazy to get some average numbers, but I say take the money you'd spend on a college degree and try to make something of it. Get into bid'ness. Fail. Really learn something. Or succeed and be WAY ahead of everybody else.

      I only wish high schools in general did a better job of pushing kids to make decisions about their lives earlier. Really identify and match up kids' talents with their interests.

      My problem with college is that it wasn't anything more than four more years of high school. Virtually nothing I got from college applies to what I do now.

    73. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by ninjagin · · Score: 1
      I'd echo the point about getting a real degree, but I differ with the antarctican on where to get it and what to get. FWIW, We DO have actual universities here in the U.S., and many of the best are public institutions.

      My B.A. is in English with a Journalism minor. I went for almost two years after graduation looking for writing jobs in print and broadcast with no luck. Then I found my way to law, where I thought I might stay. After a few years at one of the larger firms here in Denver, I realized that I didn't much care for law, so I needed a change.

      I'd always enjoyed coding and working with computers in general, but I didn't have anything that amounted to marketable skills. By the mid 90s, knowing how to operate a teletype, run a BBS, or hack about in Z80 assembler were not hot skills. I needed C/C++, some systems analysis training and a fistful of OOA/OOD, but getting a CS degree as man of letters meant basically going back for another 4-year degree. I called the advising office at my state University's School of Engineering and they pretty much told me that I'd have to start from the beginning.

      Somewhat disappointed, I went next to the School of Business at my University and was pleased to find out that the most technical of their MIS programs was in software development, and involved classwork in several popular languages (C/C++, LISP, Smalltalk and Java), along with good theoretical coursework in systems analysis and design. I had to take accounting and finance and economics and statistics, too, but those topics are valued by all businesses, so I went back to school in this program, full time for the first two years, and one course at a time afterwards. All total, it took me seven years to complete my Master's.

      After the first 2 years I got an internship with a major telecom company in operations support, then a job writing IDL interface documentation and developer training materials, then a job as an SCM, and a job as a UNIX system admin. I got laid off when the telecom business died, but found a new job doing Dev/SA/SCM/QA/DBA stuff at the all-Java startup where I've been working for two years, now. I get a decent salary, and I'm pretty sure I could find another job if I felt like looking around.

      Am I a "real" computer scientist or software engineer? Nope, but I have a job as one. Do I have a CS degree? Nope, but I've got all the formal coursework I wanted and lots more experience than many of the younger engineers that would love to have my job.

      The antarctican would have you believe that an MIS is fluff, but an MIS at one institution can be remarkably different from one offered by another. Mine (a Master of Information Systems) was the most technically rigorous graduate degree (definetly NOT a "flush certificate") I could find in my area, the price was right, and I didn't have to take Calc 4 or Diff Eq. Once I had the technical basics, it was easy to find interships and temp work that used my new skills.

      I have seen resumes, I should point out, from people with CS degrees that look great, but they can't write even the most simple code, or exploit the most rudimentary logical constructs when asked at interview time. I interviewed one guy, a fresh grad, that could not define a simple C data structure, so just having a CS degree doesn't automatically make you an engineer worth hiring.

      The bottom line is if you like the techy work, learn what you need to get started in your first couple semesters and just keep going. Take the small jobs, the internships, the short-term contracts, whatever, as you complete the degree program. Just being in school goes a long way on the resume, too, because it demonstrates that you're taking the initiative to learn new things, and it proves that you can learn new things and manage your time effectively without much supervision.

      The ability to learn and adapt is a very powerful skill that often gets underrated, but the best people on my team are the ones that not only know a lot, but can learn new things, too.

      My Two Cents

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    74. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Colonel+Angus · · Score: 1

      I would say that that is starting to not be the case. The last two jobs I've held I was interviewed directly by the people who were my superiors.

      The one job was a panel interview with four people, two of which were the senior IT staff, the IT manager, and the HR chick. The other job was two panel interviews. The first was with HR folk and the IT manager, then I was called back for a second interview with the IT manager and three senior IT staffers. There was no bullshitting your way into either of these jobs.

      I think too many companies were burned by bullshitters and lost a lot of money in training costs and poor productivity. I'm surprised it took as long as it did for this lesson to be learned.

    75. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with experience in place of a degree is that most people lie about their experience, in either quantity or quality. A degree provides a certian benchmark. I is difficult to lie about having a CS degree from xU when the interview turns to course work.

    76. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by ShawnDoc · · Score: 1

      This is why you have multiple CV's. You customize it to the job requiements.

    77. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it's that generalist who is commonly left in charge of designing everything, not having to fight with everyone else on how "this is the way i want it done"

      Being able to say here, we're doing it this way, because it's the right way, and not sitting through meeting after meeting helps a company reach its goals that much faster.

    78. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I would agree that someone with N years experience will be a more useful employee than someone with N years education (moving into experience), especially for small N. Of course, students get a lot of free time to practice, and they can iterate on things a lot until they find really elegant solutions, as opposed to a production programmer who has to do it quick to meet a budget, so just because someone was in school doesn't mean they didn't get experience.

      My view of education (disclaimer: I have one) is that there are some things that are hard to learn from experience. Personally, I'm a mechanical designer. I work with a lot of guys who learned by experience. They're very good, and I usually talk to them and take their advice about who to do things. However, they can't tell you exactly what the stress on a joint is (and therefore whether it's safe). They don't know the endurance limit for Aluminum or in what situations to use cast iron. They couldn't choose the best pump for a water system. Experience leaves out that kind of stuff (Math doesn't exist in the real world).

      This isn't quite as big a deal in programming. Since programming is so text and documentation oriented, programmer tend to read a lot, and may end up reading a curriculum's worth of textbooks. At that point, they may have the equivalent of an education. I'm a self-made programmer with lots of experience, and I'm pretty decent, but on a regular basis I can come across things that I know nothing about. I haven't read a lot of things like OS design, compiler design, database design, memory management techniques, etc, because I'm a mechanical designer and I'll never do that kind of thing. I'm also very lacking in algorithm design and analysis (you know, that math stuff). Not knowing this stuff keeps me out of the real programming field, and what I do write may suffer from not knowing what's underneath, as well. So while I work well based on my experience, I won't have any real depth until I get myself a real programming education one way or another. (I'm not going back to school for that, but I could read a lot more.)

    79. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, that Leondardo fella from Vinci... what a loser!

      The main flaw in your argument is that it ignores the difference between Leonardo da Vinci and the rest of us. Leonardo da Vinci was a fucking genious. The rest of us are either retarded, moronic, or vegetable wannabe.

      Also, the "swiss army knife" of employees has been and will be around for a long time. They are called "system administrators" and "secretaries." It sounds like you fall into the "system administrator" category.

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    80. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hm,

      generalists are a dime to dozen. Probably you are right ... and?

      In 10 years it is irrelevant wether you are a MSCE(what ever that is) or a CCNP(what ever that is) or a A+ or a CCNA(what ever that is).

      Do you know:
      a) CORBA
      b) SQL
      c) UML
      d) Java and/or C++
      e) assembler (regardless what proc)
      f) J2EE/SOAP/an OO data base
      g) CVS or an other revision controll system
      h) RUP/XP/SCRUM (regardless what)
      i) COCOMO/FPA or any other

      Do you have any clue about systems architecture?

      Well, some people might call that a "generalist". I call it a basic education in Software Engineering.

      Frankly:
      1) I would try to get any job which you find interesting. Put it on your resume as further reference for your next job after that one.
      2) if you lack money I would ask your parents/friends for a loan and try to follow 1)

      In the long run nothing is more revarding, than a general education about EVERYTHING.

      Computers, CS, programming, is not just programming in your 1st language you met in school ... there is so much more.

      angel'o'sphere

      P.S. I would never hire a specialist except probably for a decent DBA.

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    81. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      f a CV comes accross your desk and someone with 3 years dev experience knows Java, C++,

      I'm 37. So I expect either a 4 years CV with a decent focus or a 10+ years CV with a very broad background.

      What good is a 3 years windows VB programmer?
      What good is a 10 years windows VB programmer?

      Well, the former has probably the chance to evolve, for the latter I doubt it. No offence, I worked with a set of VB programmers who are really brilliant.

      But: if you look at any important book in CS ... all authors where generalists. Even if they focused on a narrow topic like compiler coinstruction(which involves algorithms, source code generation, regular expressions and so on).

      angel'o'sphere

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    82. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      LOL,

      I know Prolog and the german guy with the cat ... furthermore I'm german ... so you likely will fail your interview.

      angel'o'sphere

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    83. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by gorfie · · Score: 1

      I'll have to agree here, employers don't like jack-of-all-trades individuals. I was and still consider myself to be a jack-of-all-trades. I run several flavors of Linux and Windows at home with a variety of server apps to improve my administration and development skillset. In my first real job I touched on a variety of fields as well. However, upon applying for jobs, I created targeted resumes for several different job types.

      Thus to an outsider, I appear to specialize in Web Development, or server administration, or technical support... whatever the job calls for (provided that I had experience in that field).

      Ultimately, I dumped my JOATs job and went with an ASP developer job that paid a considerably larger sum. On the resume, I mentioned development in ASP/PHP and SQL, experience with IIS and Apache administration, knowledge of Cold Fusion, and knowledge of SQL Server administration (I had installed the trial version and used it at home). So... I ended up doing less and getting paid more.

    84. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by KiwiGod · · Score: 1
      I will agree on the fact that it is "who you know." I got lucky and got a reference from a friend to walk into a small ISP where i work today. In this particular company, I am basically required to know everything from basic networking to BGP, *nix servers, wireless (not just 802.11 but UNII equipment as well), physical installation, and on top of it all, I build the databases that keep track of our inventory and network management.

      One of the things that I hear most often in the IT field is learning core routing. If you can walk into someplace knowing how to configure and COMPLETELY understand BGP on just about any routing OS, and have the sheet of papaer that confirms it, you'd probably be pretty damn well off. I've had multiple job offers to go do wireless for people, but I decline the offers, reguardless of the money, just for the fact that I'd get incredibly bored if that's all I ever did. Granted, the days when I get a help-desk-ish call are usually the days I want to kill someone, but the jack of all trades deal works well for me.

      To comment on cybermint's: "I doubt many employers want a mediocre jack-of-all-trades kind of guy." If you're going to do something, never be mediocre, why even bother? Anything you do should be done perfectly the first time. If you can't do that and your work comes out mediocre, stick to what you can actually do. btw, a CCIE wouldn't be a bad idea etither...

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    85. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by SiO2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have vaild points. Stop posting as an AC. Make yourself known.

      SiO2

    86. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have found that most CEO's are more interested in making more money, rather than your particular skill set. Making money for the company is the ultimate skill, no matter what language or platform you use. Most of the succesful people I know are not specialists, they are "jack of all trades" that know enough about lots of subjects. Its not the knowledge that matters, its their ability to apply it in a way that is profitable.

      I see so much potential for programmers, it is unreal. I look into the void and see a major shortage of applications for many industries that run on Linux. I have been searching for many, many months, and have not found any of the software I need to change the network to a *nix environment. I don't even care what flavor: Linux, BSD, OSX, whatever. SAPs suite only runs on Windows, and they don't want to support Linux as a Windows file server. Many calls to IBM have resulted in dead end leads. Oracle is just too much for this job, and slightly out of budget for only a 4 year license (and we have a fairly liberal budget).

      I hear alot about skilz and such, but most small to medium business owners care about the results, not the methods. Often, you have to be able to fill more than one pair of shoes to get in. One way is with the ability to produce/demonstrate some software that will address some problem they have. Desperately. Business owners need solutions. We need software. We need a reason to fully embrace Linux. We want to. And we can pay fairly for it, and for extra support. But we can't if we can't the software to run the business to begin with.

      I can't say what the solution is, but Linux desperately need commercial programmers to succeed, and I know there are lots of people willing to pay for it. I am one of them. It seems there just HAS to be lots of opportunity for a programmer in this environment. The economy is not bad. It WAS bad, and its getting better fast. Some industries and/or companies didn't really have a recession. They saw growth every year for 10 years or more. Even new startups need software, and MS is so expensive for a small network (think 20 to 40), that GNU/Linux can compete if it has the right applications. None of the licensing headaches, get to use older hardware, more stable, easy to customize, much easier to administer. Yes, we believe you, we already use Linux for routers and web servers. Now give us the biz apps. Here, have some money.

      Nothing would make me happier than being able to say "Yes, this is exactly the software I need. I will gladly pay you your asking price, and full support as well.". Everything out there is either too small and simple, or too much for a company with under 50 employees. There simply IS opportunity out there. Now would be a good time for some visionary capitalist to finance it and make themselves rich in the process. Once Linux becomes the dominant OS and bgates is irrelavent, we will need someone new to kick around anyway.

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    87. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by cshark · · Score: 1

      So what do you expect him to do?

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    88. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Make your resume in html.
      and in plain text.

      trust me.

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    89. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by the_mad_poster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's only insulting because you misunderstood.

      A fresh-faced lad out of school is a well-rounded individual, but is not likely to have the necessary working knowledge to dig into things right away and be good at their trade. This is true of many things, not just computing. My point is simply that some people who are hiring (frequently, those who don't know what they actually want in an applicant) will stubbornly insist on a degree, and I think that's moronic. You get some kid out of school who knows all about the theoretical basis for the relational model, for example, but has no clue how to actually apply that to a specific implementation. In fact, relational database design is a PERFECT example of that problem: few tools implement the theory properly, so executing it requires you to figure out what they're actually doing. That kind of ingrained knowledge comes with experience, not book study.

      On top of that, what irks me about the whole "gotta get that degree" mentality is that some of us just hate school. I do. I hate it. I never want to go back. I hate waiting for the slow kids to play catch up, and I hate getting behind in things I don't want to do. I can learn from books. I just memorize stuff that I hear or read, I don't need a teacher. Why should the fact that I don't need to learn that way be held against me over a peice of paper?

      Book study is an integral part of developing your skills. Don't get me wrong - I have an entire room of books stacked full of everything from obsolete RFC printouts to a book about optimizing specific Python tasks. I just think that making it the most important part of a decision - particularly later on in career development - in a field where hands on knowledge can be gained by pretty much anyone is dumb.

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    90. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Also, many people ignore the requirements on the job-descriptions for new applications. It surprised me at first when requesting for a SQL engineer and recieving resumes specifying MSaccess experience solely as for a DB admin position. Resume's like this go to the shredder.

      This is a direct response to the ridiculous job reqs that people post - they might demand 5 years experience in a given language and 3 in requirement gathering, plus a half dozen other skills for a straight dev job that only needs a junior-medium level of experience. Usually this is due to letting HR drones write the job req instead of the guy who needs the employee. My solution is to go based on primary skill and nature of the job (as presented), usually ignoring other stuff.

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    91. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Casualposter · · Score: 2, Informative

      I hear that the auto mechanic er technician field is going to boom as the autos get more and more complex. They really will need all of those computer skills.

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    92. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got a ton of experience though. For someone without a ton of experience, a degree is going to be extremely helpful.

      A degree is always helpful. In fact, more people should go out and get them. And when they mess up their projects because the company made the mistake of hiring big degrees instead of big experience, little degree, and certified know how, they'll usually realize their mistake, and call me in to clean up.
    93. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by sirsnork · · Score: 1

      You make the large assumtion that people that do not attend a university are incapable of learning the theory of why/how things work

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    94. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by rediguana · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the $10k or so it saves the organisation... I think thats around the price to get someone cleared.

    95. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      What do you mean "change the network"?

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    96. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      We're not all morons. {smile} I'm no Leonardo, but according to every test I've taken and the opinions of most friends, instructors, and co-workers who know me well, "genius" isn't far from the mark. I just spread it around.

      But even if I happen to be deluded on that point regarding myself, the fact still remains that someone you might dismiss as a "jack of all trades" can really be more of a "renaissance man" and that quality can be valuable enough to make it the right choice. Heck, just look at MS Office: there certainly are (or at least were) better word processors, spreadsheets, presentation tools, etc. out there, but it's the does-it-all-well-enough package that dominates the market.

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    97. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by aclarke · · Score: 1
      There's an exception to almost every rule, but in general I think you'd have to agree that HAVING a degree is better than NOT having a degree. For instance, I have a degree in Civil Engineering and 8 years of internet development experience. I'm better off than if I just had the experience. I also feel that I'm better off than having 12 years of experience and no degree.

      It depends on what you want to do with your life. Sure, Bill Gates is an obvious exception, but how many senior executives do you see who don't have degrees? Most have at least a Masters. If you expect to be hired some day as a CTO/VP, or try to get funding for your own project, you'll find the doors open for you a lot better if you have a degree. If you want to keep programming for the rest of your life, which is fine and noble, then yes probably the importance of having a degree fades with time.

    98. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by cetialphav · · Score: 5, Interesting

      P.S. I would never hire a specialist except probably for a decent DBA.

      Amen to that. When I see people with 5-10 yrs experience doing one type of work, I run. This typically means that they either can't or won't learn new things. I've been a tester for a diverse set of projects, but there are others in my group who have been working on the same set of technologies for 10 years. Guess who understands the company better? Guess who is more employable (especially outside of telecomm, where I currently work)? Yep, me. I have a lot of knowledge and I've proven that I can and will learn and improve.

      So to the question at hand. My advice is do something to show you want to do more than what you are doing now. All you have proven is that you can handle a $13/hr support job. Fine, I have no problem hiring you to do that for me. But you want more. If I were interviewing you, I would want to know what job do you want and what have you done to prepare yourself for it. With the way support is being outsourced, you can't expect to stay in that field and make more money. You need to do _something_ to move yourself where you want to go. Certs? Degree? Depends on what you want to do. But if you aren't willing to go get some of the easy certs how would I, as a hiring manager, know that you will really stretch yourself at my company. I've seen a lot of resumes and everybody with a few years of experience can list lots of technologies, even if they don't really know them. You have to do something to prove you are different.

      I personally think a degree is the way to go. It gives you the background you need for other things and shows you are willing to work hard to improve yourself. It is the key to most of the higher paying jobs out there. Without it you will always be chasing after the latest certificate.

    99. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What do you mean "change the network"?

      Maybe he means that he wants the network changed. Like replacing what it is now, with stuff using *nix. Or maybe I'm just being too literal, and failing to grasp the philosophical implications of your query. :)

    100. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh! Delusional prick.

      You can't even spell Leonardo properly and you call yourself a genius?

      Gee.

    101. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It still beats the parent that couldn't even spell genius (Genious)

    102. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by cetialphav · · Score: 1

      When I see loads of stuff, it makes me think that they don't know anything well and are simply trying to wow me with their huge skill set. When I interview people with resumes like that, I ask a couple questions about things to see if they really know it. It doesn't matter what you ask. Just look in their eyes and you can see if they are scared they are about to be busted. :) I never beat them up over it, but in my mind the interview is over at that point. I don't want to work with people who will lie to me.

      Personally, I don't put anything on a resume that I am not prepared to talk about in depth. I've learned Lisp, Prolog, and Java in college, but I have no real major experience with them so I would never put it on a resume. It just distracts from what I really know. Where I work, we use Tcl extensively, but I rarely ask people about it in interviews. I assume if they can learn C, C++, perl, python, whatever then they can pick up Tcl. But if someone puts Tcl on the resume, they better look out.

    103. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The economy is still slow without a doubt.

      Even those of us who arrange and design shrubbery are under considerable economic stress.

    104. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by metlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How often in real life do you use something like clock cycles and memory management for most of the stuff in IT?

      Don't get me wrong - I know how important this stuff is. However, for most programming tasks, knowing the paging size or the clock cycle or the best algorithm at hand does not matter.

      Because out there, you are going to be designing databases and coding stuff that can be looked up from Google in a minute or two. And all the other stuff that you need in the industry really comes from experience, something that you never really learn until you go out there and work.

      And for niche tasks, you will always have people who went to school to learn it - both the segments cater to very different requirements of the industry.

      There are advantages and disadvantages to both, school cannot teach you experience and experience will not equal school.

    105. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Klanglor · · Score: 1

      Humm.. we i am graduating in a frew days in MIS, and i know hell lot about system architecture. However, the problme is that i can't seem to find any job as JUNIOR System Architect. and no one seems to let us the chance to join in the club, every one wants 10yrs+ I am so desperate now, can anyone just point me out where can i start to get my first job?

    106. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the parent was alluding to the fact that networks don't "run un*x," servers may, clients/workstations may, but if by some strech of the analogy, the network itself is running something, it is likely something like Cisco IOS.

    107. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Courageous · · Score: 1

      I'm technical, not management. But being senior, I've reviewed countless resumes and conducted many interviews. I will back up your strategy as a winning one. It builds confidence in the candidate. Here, they know their stuff. Here, they have some stuff they won't lie about. It portrays you as honest, while allowing you to portray versatility.

      If I'd suggest any strategy above what little you've spoken, I might suggest you mention interop. People that can bridge plural languages/operating environments really _do_ have value as jack-of-all traders. And my experience is that they aren't overwhelmed by frustration or barriers.

      Best of luck to you.

      C//

      p.s. my group is hiring in San Diego. :-)

      joekraska@san.rr.com

    108. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by cornjchob · · Score: 1

      [...]but how many senior executives do you see who don't have degrees?

      And how many senior managers are incompetent?

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    109. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I doubt many employers want a mediocre jack-of-all-trades kind of guy.

      Think: small employers. Look for employers with 10-50 employees _total_,
      and you'll find the places that want a TCG[1]. They only hire 0-2 IT guys
      each, but there are a lot of these places, so in theory there are quite a
      few TCG positions available. The problem is, of course, that right now most
      of the people who already have these jobs aren't quitting to move onto greener
      pastures elsewhere, because jobs are hard to find. (I, for example, am right
      now holding onto my TCG position for dear life, even though when I took it in
      2000 my goal was to keep the job for "at least two years", put it on my
      resume, and look for something more advanced.) But that's true for people
      with a more focused skillset, too; IT jobs in general are scarce right now.
      (Heck, around here just about any kind of white-collar job is currently
      seeming quite a lot like a hen's tooth, although it's not quite as bad as it
      was about a year ago or so, and the blue-collar sector has picked up quite
      a bit already, which is a positive omen.)

      [1] The Computer Guy -- i.e., one-man IT department. The official job title
      and job position vary greatly, but in practice your basic job position is
      "do all the computer stuff". You'll help other staff when they don't
      know how to get an attachment or copy and paste something; you'll unstick
      printers; you'll set up and administer databases and web servers and
      maybe mail servers; you'll purchase and install new computer and network
      equipment, assign IP numbers, and coordinate with the overall boss to
      develop IT policy. You'll make the phone calls and fill out the RMAs
      when things go bad under warrantee, and when things aren't under warantee
      you'll figure out exactly what parts you need, get a purchase order from
      the accounting person, order the parts, and install them. You'll change
      screensavers and rotate wallpaper. You'll upgrade software, help
      determine hardware upgrade cycles (in terms of timespan), and when it's
      time to do hardware upgrades you'll pick out the new stuff, order it, and
      install it when it arrives. You'll look stuff up on the internet for
      staff who weren't able to find it, and you'll create and print documents
      for staff who aren't comfortable doing that. Occasionally you'll get
      stuck with data entry. If they discover that you can do digital
      photography and desktop publishing, you'll end up doing that too.
      You'll find tactful ways to explain PEBCAK errors without making people
      feel stupid, and you'll change toner cartridges, write backup scripts
      and arrange for them to run regularly, write other scripts to do various
      other convenient things. You'll create custom reports, and you'll write
      scripts that generate a given report automatically. Basically, if it
      involves a computer and someone doesn't feel comfortable doing it, it
      becomes your job. If you do a good job and don't make people feel stupid,
      the other staff will think you're wonderful.

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    110. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How often in real life do you use something like clock cycles and memory management for most of the stuff in IT?

      Let's face it, IT is for sissies. Computer engineering is where it is at.

    111. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by aclarke · · Score: 1

      That's fine, although orthogonal to my point. I wasn't saying that a degree would help you do your job better (although I think generally it does), but that it would make an senior management job easier to GET.

    112. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by kjd · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Let's face it, computers are for sissies. Electrical engineering is where it is at.

    113. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      increased flexibility, better resistance to change, better memory management, faster processing

      I have both a degree and 13 years of professional experience as a software developer/engineer/architect/analyst. One thing I can easily say is I learned much more about the above mentioned topics in my 13 years of experience than I learned in the classroom.

      That's not to say that 4 years (these days more like 5-6) of school isn't beneficial. However, the majority of good developers (mind you, I've worked with countless not-so-good developers) were the ones that learned on the job. Typically, they were all open to suggestion, researching the best option, and trial and error. Those are key in a successful development career, as the envoronment and technology are both constantly changing.

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    114. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by metlin · · Score: 1

      Ah, my undergrad was in ECE and my MS is in CS, so that way I have the best and worst of both the worlds :)

    115. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8 years? A bachelor's takes 4, and I think someone who spent the extra time getting a phd has an advantage over a high school diploma plus 8 years experience. Unless the goal is to have zero prospects for advancement.

      And how do you propose getting 8 years of quality experience in a good job without the credentials to get good jobs in the first place? It was easy during the dot com boom, but not so easy when you have to compete. Nobody wants to hire the new guy who has to screw up a bunch of times while getting the experience. And 8 years of experience in a crappy, narrow, $13/hour job only prepares you to be good at something people will pay $13/hour for.

    116. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If we want our profession to be respected then there needs to be a self regulating body that hands out Licenses that let people know that we are legaly allowed to practice Software Engineering. If we are going to call it engineering then those who practice it must be held accountable for their work. Just like any other forms of engineering. These licences usually require a degree and at least one year of experience under a licensed engineer. Johny Canuck can't just go around building and designing buildings just because he has experience. Software Engineers need to be held to the same standards.

    117. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, atleast the parent wasn't delusional that he was a genius - he merely said that da Vinci was one.

      Unlike our extremely gifted retard here, who claims to be a genius because his stupid family, friends and instructors conferred that on him.

    118. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by svallarian · · Score: 1

      Is it even possible for a civillian to get such a clearance?

      Steven V.

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    119. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by fimbulvetr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You don't sound like a very good friend to me. Depending on the friend, I'd usually do a bit of fighting for them.

      No offense, of course, we just have different views of what we would do for your friends.

    120. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by arhar · · Score: 1

      I doubt many employers want a mediocre jack-of-all-trades kind of guy. You're better off selecting one or two specific areas and focusing on getting experience within it.

      That's a gamble that could pay off big time or lead to huge problems. If your specialty is C++, good for you! But if it's Cobol, no matter how well you know it, you probably wish you'd be a 'generalist' ...

    121. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      This is sooo true. After quite a while doing courses and certs, I finally decided to get into business myself. My next holiday (first in four years) is 4000 miles away in the Philippines.

    122. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes and no. If you work for/are hired by a company with a contract requiring workers have clearance, there might be a chance you'll be required to have one.

      But, that doesn't mean you'll get one. Everyone is untrusted, and only those people absolutely needed and trusted are granted clearance. National security is not to be taken lightly.

    123. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, now...

      We all know that you nor anyone else that studied a 4 year degree did theory for all 4 of them. If you attended most mainstream types of Colleges or Universities, you probably studied as much other things like Language, Humanities, hell phys ed, as you did doing theory. I did the 4 year Computer Engineering thing and I recall only about 6 or 7 classes in all that time had any relation to theory.

    124. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by metlin · · Score: 1

      (Math doesn't exist in the real world).

      This isn't quite as big a deal in programming.


      The place where I'm working as a research assistant develops a very well known software for structural engineers.

      And they use a lot of finite element analysis, fluid dynamics and tonnes of other complex math stuff. This is serious graphics programming, with a generous dose of engineering math and physics.

      My summer internship is at a well known lab in a desert - where again, I'm going to be working on AI stuff - mostly mathematical.

      And maybe that is the reason why a lot of other programmers did not get the RA or the internship - they thought merely programming could get all the jobs :)

      My point is merely to highlight that knowing the math and the basics is just as essential in computer science as it is in any other subject, say civil or mechanical engineering.

    125. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely not.

      If you're talented, I could actually get you a job here making $20/hour (easy, with lots of room for upward growth) in a week.

      I graduated from a very good CS program in May 2003. I started working the next month for a .com, as the sole network/system administrator.

      We've since launched a new product, and I'm the de-facto lead architect/administrator. This has brought a raise, a promotion, and we're hiring more people to do my old job now.

      Perhaps you're in a bad area, perhaps you're not really worth as much as you think, but all indications here are: if you know linux, you know cisco, AND you know Microsoft, you can get a job making 55k/year without much problem at all.

    126. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      8 years of theory packed in and put up against 8 years of solid experience are no match

      In your 8 years of experience, do you think you would have come up with:

      1. Knuth's texts on algorithms
      2. Von Neumann architecture
      3. TCP/IP
      4. Turing Machines, automata and the like


      The list just goes on and on. The reason we study theory is because once upon a time, theory was somebody's 8 year's of solid experience.

    127. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by lamber45 · · Score: 1
      A few months ago I went through the Army recruitment process and expressed an interest in some MOSes that would have required top-secret clearance. During the "interview", some things came up that made the interviewer think I couldn't get clearance; then she got angry and misinterpreted my medical file to completely disqualify me from military service. She told me that a full top-secret background check costs over $60 thousand, but I'm not sure whether I believe her.

      Does anyone know whether the questions on the Army security interview are supposed to be secret? If not, I might want file a FOIA to get them and refresh my memory about exactly what I "said". I was looking at the FBI security-clearance application more recently, and it was different in a lot of ways.

    128. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      Well, atleast the parent wasn't delusional that he was a genius - he merely said that da Vinci was one.

      Actually, I, too, scored very well on tests and was always that loser in the 99% percentile. Yet, I consisently will mis-type "genius" (my post above isn't the first time). I'm pretty convinced that those tests exist simply to create awkward social strata in schools. That the state school boards can claim to use them for statistical analysis is merely a side effect.

      In short, I'm the smartest idiot I know.

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    129. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Opie812 · · Score: 0

      i nevar whent to universarity!

      and it aint didnt hert my lurning one bit!!

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    130. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by anomalie · · Score: 1

      It would be a good idea to determine what kind of skills are in demand where you live, or figure out where you are willing to relocate. I got my RHCE a month ago, and there just doesn't seem to be any demand for that in my area (to be fair I have been casually looking around for only a few weeks). And I am outnumbered in my small IT dept. by MCSEs & MCSDs (2 of each to my 1 RHCE). I'm sure it will be beneficial to me at some point, but I may have to relocate and will definitely have to find new employment to maximize the gain from it.

    131. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by ipxodi · · Score: 1

      As a manager, I would give you the opportunity to help in the selection process if you were one of the top people in the group the candidate would be working. Also if you are well-respected by the group in general and/or have shown yourself to be a good judge of people. (say by letting me know that the new contractor doesn't know dick before we bring him on.)

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    132. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by spinkham · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "that Leondardo fella" was a master of all trades, which is why we still remember him.
      Better to do one thing extraordinarily well, them know a bit about 20 things, at least in this job market. Being able to do 20 things extraordinarily well puts you up there with Leondardo da Vinci.

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    133. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You know what's sadder than than a /. troll?

      A /. typo troll.

    134. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Managuense · · Score: 1

      Any didact can read books. The whole point of the concept of The University is discussion. Discussion with your prof, and with your peers. It is this interaction which is the core value of a 4 yr degree, and which the action of simply reading books cannot replace.

    135. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by stonezone · · Score: 1

      Yep, it costs 60k for a TS investigation. Your information that you provide is confidential, you will likely fill out an epsq questionaiire. Look at it and read more here.

    136. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by DrFalkyn · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I've seen plenty of awful database designs because whoever did the schema had no idea what normalization was, let alone basic principles of data modelling such as E-R or ODL. Those things actually work folks. If you have a local university in your area that offers a course (upper level CS, but in actuality if you are fairly intelligent you should be able to swing it) and are doing alot of DB work, then its a good idea to take it.

    137. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by dnahelix · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      enter: The Chat Room

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    138. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by saden1 · · Score: 1

      You keep telling yourself that. At my company we have what we call "the interview squad." You have to go through two levels of interviews. First, they get two developers to interview you lightly about what is on your resume. If you so much has try to bullshit your way through, you'll be put at the back of the list. Generally the list consists of 5 to 10 interviewees. You'll be given a rank based on your answers. Once everyone is interviewed the top two interviewees get a second interview. Which is with the chief architect and another developer. You'll be grilled. Again, you'll be given the opportunity to bullshit and if you so much as try to do so the interview will be cut short. They are typically looking for honest answers and sometimes people tend to be too honest if you ask me. We get people that regurgitate "i don't know" one too many times" which is an absolute no-no. The best man of the two finial interviewees gets the job.

      p.s. Do you know what the manager is doing while all of this is going on? Reading Google news and Dilbert!

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    139. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am posting anonymously for personal reasons. I do not have a degree but I do have about 15 years solid hardware, web and software developement experience spawning from a military background. I feel I am at a critical moment where my management skills could have a very positive effect for all. What bothers me about the whole process is feeling like there is a secret handshake you must know before acceptance into the 'inner circle'. If you have rose through the ranks then you have some idea of what I am speaking of and hopefully can explain this phenomena

    140. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but I call bullshit on this one. I've seen way too many people who 'learned it on the job' doing it stupidly. Not knowing what is good and what is bad leads to lots of crap programming. I've seen way to many 'on the jobbers' who learned it from their friend or the local butcher. They can't tell how good the code is and can't compare one piece of code to another, and when the coding gets complicated, they go running home to mommy. Lightweight education leads to lightweight programmers. You can banter all you want about 'working class hero shit' but computing is a theoretical practice, the more you have the better. Theory doesn't lead to good programmers, but lack of theory certainly leads to crappy ones, mostly because they are taking 35 years on the job to get half of what someone else got in 4 years. Most companies don't 'train' that much. They only give the bare minimum of what they think you need (not even what you may really need, and less than those who really got trained). I've seen way too many 'experts' who have been on the job for years and wonder about things that are common knowledge to people who have actually been trained properly.

    141. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by slim-t · · Score: 1
      Portability is for canoes?

      That's portageability. Most types of conveyence are portable, only the canoe needs to be portaged.

    142. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by _Potter_PLNU_ · · Score: 1

      I'm close to flipping burgers myself. I have a BA in Computer Science. The one thing everyone wants is experience. So unless you know someone to help get you an in it's pretty hard to get interviews or recognition. I've been applying for 5 months and only had 1 interview (and that's with a lot of calling, going to career fairs, and job searching everyday. Not just sitting on my butt).

      Piece of advice for any College Students that may read this: Get an internship. Think about what you would like to do once you graduate (even if it is a few years off) and try and find an internship in that area. It will get you experience that looks good, as well as possibly a future job offer from that company. That's probably the biggest mistake I made in my college career.

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    143. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1
      Due diligence told me the management staff was competent and stable. My due diligence was wrong.
      Sorry to hear that! Would you mind sharing your due diligence technique(s)? I'd be interested to know how it went wrong.
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    144. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by samantha · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Dear little one,

      While you were putting in your four years I was right there beside you in all the tech courses. I was there in some of the courses you might have taken if you went to grad school. The difference is that while I was doing that I was employed putting the theory to work on real-life projects. I didn't take all the general-ed requirements to become "well-rounded" as a person. So the schools weren't willing to give me the degree. I didn't have time to. I was producing stuff that was too fascinating and I already had dependents to support.

      In many of my jobs my peers had PhDs. Generally speaking they did far better literature searches and wrote better white papers and presentations. But over and over again I produced better designs, faster and convinced them of benefits of what I proposed. I have done things that are world class and have pushed state of the art a surprising number of times for being a non R&D, commercial hacker. Theory you say? I am usually the one who brings in theory and makes it real even when the PhDs don't think they can get it past management.

      So be very careful with your assumptions.

    145. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      However, for most programming tasks, knowing the paging size or the clock cycle or the best algorithm at hand does not matter.

      Paging size and clock cycle, fair enough. But not knowing the best algorithm can seriously bite you when your program that worked OK with 100 test entries is going to be run with 100000 real data entries. At the very least a programmer should have heard about big-O and know when it't time to look up those algorithms.

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    146. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having loads of stuff on the CV looks bad only if you can't show you applied it.
      Depending on you and the number of projects you were involved you can have dealt with loads of different technologies.
      Some areas take more time to understand like "Java" than others like "CVS" and even then its a question how intense you work on them and how quick you can understand stuff. If you can proove that you can apply the skills in practice that is what counts most - if you succeed in your work. So put in the CV what you achieved with your skills so far.

    147. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Wolfrider · · Score: 2, Interesting

      --You know, some people are actually *happy* doing the same thing for 10 years. Yes, you have a valid point that any given person should always be willing to learn new things and take on challenges. But with your userid, you should remember that Captain Kirk didn't *want* to be promoted to Admiral... ;-)

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    148. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by barks · · Score: 1

      I suppose employers would be more concerned about applying proper theory than actually accomplishing the work....no wait....I guess they don't seem to care either....hmmm,interesting.

    149. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by jaseuk · · Score: 3, Funny

      My missus has got an international politics degree in Spanish.

      She's sent her CV to Spain, Mexico and most of South America.

      She's still holding out for a vice-presidency (or a presidency if its a third world country). She hasn't had much interest yet.

      Can you share any tips?

    150. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by dncsky1530 · · Score: 1

      It could also just be the job market (it probably is)
      in Australia minimun wage is 15$ an hour and the people that repair computer make about 50$ an hour. with good skills (and yes connections) you can land a good job paying over 50K a year. This ASK slashdot question relates highly to those about outsourcing to India, and how far 13US an hour can get u in the world.

    151. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

      "Eight years of good experience, with or without prior education, will mop the floor with theory."

      Almost every time!
      But how do you GET the experience onto your CV if you can't get a job in the first place? Doing work experience can only last so long.

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    152. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, I think he knows he needs experience, but its catch 22...he can't get experience if no one will hire him. He's trying to find the best way to get hired so that he can gain some experience. If that means uni/certs then thats what he has to do.

      In all your experience and wisdom did anyone ever tell you to RTFA!!!

    153. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by vikingpower · · Score: 1

      Entirely right. I started as an autodidact BEFORE the dotcom boom, and I had a hard time too. I quickly learned to focus upon one or two areas, mostly server-end intelligence: data transport in the lower layers of applications - and dove into Java as soon as it came out. By the time the dotcom boom came along, I was ready for it. I only knew two or three languages really well, and had been sweating for it. The reward: in this French company where I was supposed to be working as an outsourcement developer, I was kicked up the ladder, and ended as CTO.

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    154. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      so in other words... LIE to get past stupid CIO's.

      the people you interviewed. did you ask for transcripts? did you call the cert authority and verify certifications? most of the time it is NEVER done. the last 2 people that HR sent me said they had a CS degree, yet they never returned to the 2nd interview when I asked them to have transcripts sent to me. I personally don't want CS degrees for IT and brainbench Certs mean more to me than a MC cert. (Certs mean almost nothing compared to experience)

      Your CIO shows his lack of knowlege, he put school + something you buy ahead of practical experience.

      A very stupid move.

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    155. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that an individual can't find intelligent discussion on the profession outside of a University?

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    156. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There's a saying that goes something like this:

      "Good decisions come from experience. Experience comses from bad decisions."

      This is true no matter how many degrees you have. What I've observed at a number of companies, is that the state of computer science education today is somewhat lacking when it comes to doing things right in a real world production environment. What works in theory, doesn't necessarily work in practice.

      Many comp sci programs stress the development aspects of things so much, that the grads have no clue of how to do things in a systems friendly way, and try and solve problems by throwing code at it instead of leveraging the tools available to them.

      I've worked for a company that did the following:

      - wrote their own job scheduler
      - wrote their own MTA
      - wrote their own reporting engine
      - wrote their own ssh client

      None of these things worked very well, and for each of them, their were tools or product (often included for free in the operating platform) that should have been used. But they weren't written in java. so of course were overlooked.

      There's no substitue for real-world experience coupled with a strong theoretical background as well.

    157. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      But if you aren't willing to go get some of the easy certs how would I, as a hiring manager, know that you will really stretch yourself at my company.

      Because he's smart enough not to waste his time and money on meaningless Mickey Mouse "qualifications"? ;-)

      I've seen a lot of resumes and everybody with a few years of experience can list lots of technologies, even if they don't really know them. You have to do something to prove you are different.

      And here's the serious comment: you could start by listing how much experience you really have in each skill. A list of buzzwords is indeed fairly meaningless. A well-chosen list of buzzwords related to the job for which you're applying, divided into "strong", "working knowledge" and "some exposure", is much more informative.

      If you've got the experience, it's hard to go wrong with giving a concise description of how much you've used a skill and how long ago, e.g., "Java (3 years, last used Sept 2003)". That's clearly more informative than "Java" on a resume, but still easy enough for someone to scan. If they're trying to get an overall picture of your skills and how useful they would be for the job you want (and any competent personel people will be doing that) then this should give them a good enough idea to know whether to shortlist you for interview or not.

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    158. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by McPierce · · Score: 1
      I think hiring "lower" jobs on degree is fine. Hiring higher jobs on degree is stupid if you let it become a major obstacle to people who may have a ton of experience, but no degree.

      That's the one obstacle I've come across time and again in the last few years. Employers look at my resume, see what I have done in the last 15 years, interview me and then turn me down because I don't have a degree. Or, they turn me down up front because I need a degree just to be considered. The two most successful jobs I've had have been with companies that couldn't give a toss about degrees and went with the person with the ability to do the workload.

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    159. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Hikanthus · · Score: 0

      First off, I totally agree with the bit about connections and who-you-know... Its kinda disheartening in some ways to have to lean on a good-ole-boy network, or name dropping or those types of things, but having an advocate inside a company can really help get a foot in the door, and that is usually the key to long term employment.

      I don't think specilization is the key, in this economy... From my perspective, if my employer where to decide to hire into our IT department tomorrow, it would be for a "floater". someone who can troubleshoot desktop PCs with the best of em, then turn around and trouble shoot a java servlet under Tomcat on Novell, then plan out a set of new printer rollouts, and manage the print accounting software long term. In othe words, do it all. Certs and degrees can be the initial eye catcher, but flexibility and the ability and willingness to learn is what keeps you there long term.

      IMHO

      -Matt

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    160. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by op00to · · Score: 1

      Just personal anecdotal experience here... Every job that I've gotten, I've gotten through networking. I've never applied cold for a job. The industries I 've work in (University IT, Urban Planning) are very close-knit. Everyone knows everyone, so if you don't know anyone, you're at a disadvantage. Obviously, if you don't have the skills, you're not going to get the job. If you know someone, however, they'll be more likely to take you with less experience.

      Networking isn't that hard. Just be friendly and talk with coworkers. If you're a guy, anything about sports or the hot (or lack of) women in the office are good places to start. Just watch out for the sexual harrasment nazis!

    161. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Maznafein · · Score: 1

      You see, that's a buncha bs. I am personally pigeon holed into being either a: a security engineer, or b: unix administrator. Then again I really don't care to code much so that works for me. Once I was an administrator for a 2k network, and I hated it.

      Hiring people based on their experience is good, if you have a DBA doing it for 10 years, odds are you won't have any issues. The same goes for your security engineers and network administrators and all that jazz.

      Most of the people I have worked with are very specialized in their chosen fields in computers. If you have a lot of bards then you're going to end up with a lot of crap undone at the end of the day. Hire people to fill the holes in your team and go from there I say.

      -maz

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    162. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to my experience seaching for a job these past few months, employers are looking for extreme specific requirements that can never be filled by anyone.

      hehe...

      in my city, there was a job posting that came up about a year, year and a half ago, so around the beginning of 2003/end of 2002.

      The job posting asked for "5 years experience with Windows 2000".

      Yes. You heard me.

      I know Microsoft is the ultimate in evil and can do things that no mortal company of adventurers can, but I suspect even time travel is a bit beyond them...

      *sigh*

    163. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by boskone · · Score: 2, Funny

      Last week dilbert had one where Catbert was called for a reference. He said "we don't give references for past employees, but if I did, it would rhyme with Mazy Loron.

      Made me laugh all day.

    164. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      Nooooooo... LIE to get past stupid HR people. That gets you the interview with the CIO. If you do well in the interview, your resume goes back down to HR, and they check your education, certs, employment history, references, set up the drug check, and do all the other busywork that HR people do to keep themselves employed. Then all the findings go in one big happy package and goes back upstairs for the formal job offering.

      I'd like to see some verification for your "Troll" cert, please. You didn't handle that very well at all.

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    165. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      You are so right on target!

      Too many people I've run into over the years - be it at McSoftware in Redmond or other megacorps and small biz - don't understand the FUNDAMENTALS.

      Back in the '80s (yes, I am a dinosaur) one could identify the lowbrows because they would repeat inane quotes such as: "Computers don't make mistakes, humans make mistakes!"

      If I have to explain to "techies" why 98% OF ALL HARDWARE PROBLEMS GENERATE SOFTWARE PROBLEMS then I know I'm dealing with a complete dunderhead!

      (Gee, if I have gas in my car, but the engine was blown yesterday.....)

      Not understanding the basic hardware and operating system has undone many a shop.

    166. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Haha, ok, you got me there. But I do think I spent more time studying theory than I did studying phys ed.

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    167. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by lorcha · · Score: 1
      I've fired people for cause before, and even if someone calls, you can't say: "We fired him because he was a drunk". The best you can say is "Things did not work out with him".
      This is not quite true. Legally, you could say "When Fred reported to work on March 19, 2004, he behaved in an intoxicated fashion and smelled of liquor. Company policy prohibits employees from being intoxicated at work, so Fred was terminated for cause." You could say that becaus the truth is a defense in a libel/slander suit (your link mentions this).

      Now if you went around saying that would you be guilty of slander? No. But could you be sued? Yes. This is why many companies will only confirm dates of employment and job title. They don't want the cost and headache of a lawsuit.

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    168. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Kombat · · Score: 1

      You make the large assumtion that people that do not attend a university are incapable of learning the theory of why/how things work

      They may be "capable" of learning it, but the unversity grad has already proven that he/she already knows it.

      Given the choice between the person who claims they "could" learn a particular thing, but they haven't yet, and a person who already knows it, speaks intelligently about it, and has a 3.85 CGPA bachelors degree from a reputable university certifying that yes, indeed, he/she knows it, I'll take the latter.

      Wouldn't you?

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    169. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another way to get at the under-pinning of the parent's observation in the last sentence. For good headhunters, placing you in a position is an investment in their future. Yeah they get a cut now, but placing the right people in the right position allows them to thrive and grow. Then in a few years when something opens up it's not uncommon for the head hunter to hear about it as soon as the job is posted. Also, they don't have any qualms about calling to find out more about a position --- there is always more than can be fit into a job posting.

      The one-hit boiler room lackies are the ones you want to avoid. They are generally young, working to get placement quantity rather than quality.

    170. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by reanjr · · Score: 1

      You may be right to a certain extent with some people, but I feel I have a different situation. I've been programming for 16 years now. I have read several books on programming theory, IT business, development models/cycles. I am well versed in most major modern technologies.

      Unfortunately, my only WORK experience is 2 years as a jack-of-all trades administrator (doing network admin, database admin, web dev, and programming work) and about a year and a half of contracting (not too extensive, I've had other jobs as day jobs).

      I have no degree. Because of my job, debt, and other factors, I also cannot afford the money or time to attain one. Yet I also cannot attain a position that would remedy this situation.

      How does someone like me get a job where my skills would be utilized? I don't have the experience, nor do I have the education that job offers require for my level of work. Should I get certs? Would they actually help me find a job? I would prefer a programming/web dev job, but would fine with system admin as well. Any suggestions?

    171. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by chrystoph · · Score: 1

      I'll add on the "who you know" that it never hurts to get hooked up with some of the local professional organizations.

      The local Linux Users Group, any groups that are sponsored by a big name company or professional associations such PMI or SAGE are all good examples.

      These people all allow for both soft networking and sharpening those all important "people" skills.

      Regarding the breadth and depth of your skill set, yes, it is good to know more than one area, but you need to choose a category of related skills and drill down.

      Generalists only succeed in two places: consulting and management.

      From the sound of your situation, you aren't ready for management.

      Consulting can be a risky business, but can also be very profitable. That loops back to my original topic, because you have to keep networking to get work as a consultant.

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    172. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by dave420 · · Score: 1
      hahaha! US military? Collateral damage doesn't sound so appealing in the context of a machine room...

      The military certs are tough to get 'cos of the applicant, not the test :-P

    173. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by dave420 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      "Dude, if you were a tech guy for the US Navy, you will find a job when you get out"

      Those burgers don't flip themselves...

    174. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by uberdood · · Score: 1

      If you have a security clearance, you'll find employers jumping to snap you up.

      In defense contractor circles, it takes less time to train a person with a clearance to do a job than to wait for a clearance for an experienced person who's not allowed in the facilities for lack of a clearance.

      You do have a security clearance, right?

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    175. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Golias · · Score: 1
      1. I've never been in the military. These were my honest observations based on what hiring managers look for.

      2. I wasn't using "geek" in deragotory at all. Re-read my post and try not to be so sensitive.

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    176. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      TS-SCI. The problem is that I've just spent twenty years in the Navy. I don't know that I want to get out and go to work for a defense contractor. I'd like to get away from DOD.

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    177. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      What do you mean "change the network"?

      I mean change from a mix of Linux and Windows servers, using SMB, with all Windows clients, to a purely *nix environment, be it some flavor of Linux or BSD. Change as in remove all traces of Microsoft and going to a purely GPL or BSD operating system, with either open and/or closed source applications to run the business.

      I don't have a problem with closed source applications if they use open standards (SQL, XML, etc). I do have some bad experiences with totally closed operating systems and applications.

      This would also justify upgrading our infrastructure from 100mbit to 1000mbit, as well as other hardware upgrades. Whether "correct" or not, from my perspective this is a whole new network.

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    178. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by jhagler · · Score: 1

      I very much did rise through the ranks. I am now back among them as I found that being a manager wasn't what I really wanted to do.

      My basic career path had me starting out doing first level phone support, I then went on to desktop support, and then being a network/system admin. My move to management came when I went to work for an ISP that was growing exceedingly quickly, when I started we were just barely able to fill our NOC 24/7, withing a year we had 30+ engineers and I had been promoted to one of 4 shift manager positions. I had a very smart manager who made sure two of us were technical the other two were managerial in nature, we all learned a lot from eachother and I wound up taking another manager-level job when that ISP went belly up.

      The short version is that I got caught up in a growing company who desperately needed managers and promoted from within. Once I had that magical word 'manager" on my resume it was easy to get another job as one. I guess the trick is to get yourself in somewhere, earn a place as a technical manager, even if it's only over a couple of people, and use that to parlay up to bigger and better things. Oh, and learn manager speak :)

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    179. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by jadenyk · · Score: 1

      Well I must have been really lucky. Within the past year or so, I was relocated and given a healthy raise. My current employer hired a headhunter to find someone to fill my position (programmer). At my first interview, I was nervous because I have no formal training to speak of. Everything I've learned, I learned myself - from books or from doing. Also, I only had about 3 years of experience to back up my resume. I'm sure that I didn't really look too good on paper. But after talking with the owner of the company and the IT person on staff, they appreciated the fact that I could do a little of everything. Not only am I a programmer, desktop support, mail admin, phone sys admin, crawl-under-the-building-to-run-wires-guy, etc..., but I'm looking to get Sun certified, on the companies dime. Personally, this is the type of job that I like. I would rather come to work not really knowing what I'm going to have my hands in today.

      Again, I guess I just got lucky.

    180. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by trotski · · Score: 1

      Lets face it, electricity is for losers. Mechanical Engineering is where it us at.

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    181. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Mateito · · Score: 1

      > You know, some people are actually *happy* doing
      > the same thing for 10 years.

      Just look at The Rolling Stones.

    182. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Mateito · · Score: 1

      She missed her chance. Argentina was burning through one president every 6 weeks until Kirschner came along.

    183. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure.. you passed the test so now you "know" it. Sounds like alot of certifications. Any education is worthless without your willingness to learn and apply the knowledge. I have found that many people are very skilled at passing tests yet they can't apply the material.

    184. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Mateito · · Score: 1

      > Do you know:
      > a) CORBA

      > i) COCOMO/FPA or any other

      Spot on, these are requirements to be a software engineer, but if your resume said something like:

      a) Java
      b) Cisco IOS
      c) Shell scripting
      d) Windows 95-Windows XP
      e) Redhat Linux
      f) SCO Unixware
      g) Soldering RS-232 plugs
      h) CVS

      I wouldn't give you a second look, because those are skills related to at least three different disciplines. Sure, there are people who are experts in all of those, but if they neither have girlfriends nor post to slashdot.

    185. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, you think people should be specialists in the particular tools that interest you, and which you have a commercial interest in pushing, instead of in particular OS technologies. Every one of the items on your list falls into that category. The problem is with your very first statement, which I would amend as follows:

      People who think they're generalists are a dime a dozen.

      Real generalists are actually very rare and very valuable, because being a real generalist means having achieved a non-trivial proficiency across a broad range of areas. Try finding someone who has done real development - i.e. not just reading a book or hacking on an example for a few afternoons - in each of kernels/drivers, distributed systems, databases, and GUIs, for example. You'll find very few, but one of them is far more valuable than any number of pseudo-programmers who've followed every fad in notations or methodologies but have practically no experience building actual systems. It's a myth that you can skip years with your hands in the code and jump straight to being an architect (or "mentor" since you laughably presume to have that in your domain name) just by using a few thousand-dollar drawing programs. It's a myth propagated by those like you who sell such programs.

    186. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by uberdood · · Score: 1

      I can understand wanting to get away. Really I do.

      The guys I work with that are retired E6/E7 felt the same way. Then they realized a $20k difference in salary in my local market (YMMV) between non-clearance IT jobs and cleared IT jobs.

      I offer this. The things you dislike about being IN DOD disappear when you're a contractor TO DOD. :)

      Before you get debriefed, put out some feelers, check the market (as you probably have already considered...)

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    187. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 0

      I've got the degree, and 8 years of experience basically doing one type of work- not because I don't have other skills, but rather because I can't seem to get people to PAY for those other skills.

      However, having said that- the degree has been invaluable. Not that I've ever gotten a chance to program in any language I learned in college (just how do you get a C++ or ADA or FORTH or Pascal-S or LISP or Prolog project that isn't open source, anyway?!?!?) but a good grounding in several languages will just make you a better VB programmer- and give your employer enough skills to keep your job from going to some nintendo-trained code monkey in India. Ted

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    188. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How very, very depressing.

      FWIW I will _never_, ever employ anyone coming in with military experience on their CV. CBS has some great examples of why I do this. Yes, I am in a position to hire people, and yes, I have turned down ex-military applicants.

    189. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Cally · · Score: 1
      Dude, if you were a tech guy for the US Navy,
      *DUDE*??

      To quote Bill Hicks... "Excuse me, but aren't y'all HIRED KILLERS?? Listen, next time we need some kids napalmed or a few hundred civilians roasted alive, we'll be in touch. 'key?"

      'Dude' is the LAST thing you call the military. You might as well address a rabid rottweiler as "ol' buddy".

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    190. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bless you. You have said it perfectly.

      Specialists are actually the ones who are a dime a dozen. Anyone can blow 4 years of their life doing nothing but Perl. But if you took those same years and were able to get into several different technologies (as deeply as necessary to do an excellent job), then you are much more valuable to a company. You are better at understanding how to apply the proper technology to the project at hand. To a Perl specialist (or Java, or ...) everything will be solved with Perl (or Java, or ...). Its very one-dimentional and causes many projects to fail.

      One other comment: Certs are for technicians. Car mechanics needs manuals and a computer technicians (or support admins) need their Certs to "prove" they can perform a cookbook task. If you are a developer, don't waste time on certifications - get a real degree. This would be akin to a car designer vs. the car mechanic.

    191. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brainbench testing is stupid. You can cheat it, therefore its useless.

      Decent experience and a respectable degree (NOT computer-based training!) are all that matters in IT and software development, unless you want a drone to administer a database or mail server.

    192. Re:It's who you know, and what you know by leandrod · · Score: 1
      > autos get more and more complex. They really will need all of those computer skills.

      Hopefully not. Hopefully computer systems embedded in autos will keep as unobstrusive as they've been since introduced, some twenty years ago...

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  2. Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    The downside is that you have to leave Boston. Well one of many downsides......

    1. Re:Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by Pii · · Score: 1
      Some would view that as a plus (myself included)...

      Moving to a new city may help, but the poster also asked about Certifications.

      I have no direct experience with the RHCE, but I don't know any Cisco certified guys making only $26k. CCNAs make upwards of $40, and it's not a difficult cert to attain.

      Now understand, there are a lot of CCNAs out there, so getting a job might still be a difficult task. I can only assure you that once you get one, you'll be making a lot more than $13/hr.

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    2. Re:Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Be all that you can be...

      Patch Windows vulnerabilies or compile a new Linux kernel while fighting off Iraqie terrist fire. ...In the Army

      Got to love it.

    3. Re:Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CCNAs make upwards of $40[...]

      Wow. Are you an instructor at a Cisco certification boot camp or something? I live in Phoenix and I know at least six people here with CCNA's working really horrible low paying read-from-a-script phone tech support jobs. CCNA's are pretty common now a days.

    4. Re:Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by Myrrh · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, those are all civilian positions.

      More like "duck when you hear Iraqi terrorist fire, and hope the Army keeps the terrorists away from the server."

      I don't think the military pays anywhere near that well (GS-11 through GS-13) unless you're a high-ranking officer sitting in a nice air-conditioned office FAR from the front. And even then it would be in the O payscale, not GS.

      Oh, and also, make damn sure you don't snap any pictures of American bodies going home, otherwise you can kiss that cushy IT position goodbye.

    5. Re:Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by Zebra_X · · Score: 4, Funny

      Qualifications: Click on link below to view qualification standard. General Schedule Work may entail extended work shift of 12-16 hours a day. Generally, indoor work location has power, water, heating, and air conditioning, although outages should be expected. Lack of sleep may occur due to long work hours and uncomfortable living conditions. Employee will report symptoms of stress and fatigue to the on-site supervisor.

      Well at least it won't be any worse than my current Job!

    6. Re:Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by thebra · · Score: 1

      Oh man you are hilarious! I got my CCNA when I was 19 and have not gotten paid 40 bucks an hour (I'm 23 now.) for any job I've done. You must have been the same person that told me that I would make 100K+ if I got my CCNP, guaranteed!

    7. Re:Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh man you are hilarious! I got my CCNA when I was 19 and have not gotten paid 40 bucks an hour (I'm 23 now.) for any job I've done.

      It sounded like he meant to say $40k/year, which is entirely possible. I was making that at your age without a college degree.

    8. Re:Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by javcrapa · · Score: 1

      and your salary is very high!! here in Costa Rica a normal IT area salary is $6/h, with $13/h i'll be really happy!!!

    9. Re:Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1) if you can't write a compelling cover letter or a compelling resume, you look like everyone else.

      2) if you interview, and you can't distinguish yourself from the next guy, well, again, you look like everyone else.

      3) It seems that for some reason everyone in the IT world decides to rely on their skill set, certification, college degree, or some other truly useless measure of their ability. The person hiring you is buying a solution to fix a problem. If you can't sell yourself you might as well either go get a job where you don't have to sell yourself (ie. burger king, wendy's) or get used to having to distinguish yourself from everyone else.

    10. Re:Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by RabidMonkey · · Score: 1

      looks good ... wonder if Canadians can apply ... I haven't been able to find anything that says US citizen only ....

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    11. Re:Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by Chocky2 · · Score: 1

      Will they let you LART your lusers with an M16?

    12. Re:Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 0
      Some would view that as a plus (myself included)...

      Moving to a new city may help,

      It's obvious you didn't click the link. Don't be afraid, it's not a goat.

    13. Re:Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by Pii · · Score: 1
      As the other reply said, I meant $40k annually. My bad. Also note that I'm in the DC area, and because the cost of living here is pretty high, salaries are commesurate.

      You won't make $100k with a CCNP at 23, because you probably don't have a lot of experience, but at age 30 I'd had 11 years of networking experience (Entered the Marine Corps at age 18, no college), I was making $120k without even a CCNA as a Cisco guy.

      (I'm now a CCIE, if that means anything to you.)

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    14. Re:Uncle Sammy will double your salary right now! by hutkey · · Score: 1

      in India, i would give anything for $13/hr salary we have $2.25/hr salary and we still are happy

  3. You're not under-qualified, you're dis-qualified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Would getting a cert (maybe an RHCE or some Cisco certs) help? Would it be worth it to get a degree in MIS or CS?

    Holy fuck, hate to break it to you, but the fact that you're making twice the minimum wage is just unbelievable, you must have some guardian angels following you around. IT is finished as occupation. I don't mean programming or research or product development. IT as support is finished, it's either outsourced, or the product itself is such an easy thing to use, you don't need a monkey to tell you "Ok, now go to File, then click Open, and that will open a file for you?"

    I mean seriously, what the hell are you thinking getting into industry with no certs, no education, no experience and no visible products that you've yourself developed. IBM just fired 5K not too long ago, Sun fired 3,000 people, so there are hundreds of engineers out there who have certs, experience, big-name company recognition competing for the same jobs.

    I'd say be thankful for what you have, since I am surprised you have that much as $13/hour.

  4. Re:ef pee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Master of what? Failing it maybe.

  5. Find the back door... market yourself differently. by MurrayTodd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I only got a good job going through the "front door" approach once in my life. I was 14 years old.

    20 years later, everything worth getting came from being aggressive with marketing myself and finding unexpected leads. I would recommend possibly getting a book about Cold Calling. There's one especially good called Cold Calling for Women that's really good for men or women. There's also a classic book called What Color is Your Parachte. It's geared toward people who maybe want to switch careers, but it's got good discussion of finding jobs as well.

    It seems to me that going the "normal career route" in the I.T. field is inherently problematic simply because our field changes so rapidly, and few employers want to keep up with constant retraining. So we've got to think differently from other workers, even if we're slogging through the office right next to them.

    The way you get the big payoff is you think outside the box. Become your own entrepreneur. If that's too much hassle, enjoy your $13/hr wage.

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  6. Volunteering worked for me by greenmars · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was able to get out of that trap by doing volunteer stuff at night to get experience and references.

    1. Re:Volunteering worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which SourceForge project did you do volunteer unpaid work for?

    2. Re:Volunteering worked for me by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hell, I was able to get out of that trap by doing a good job at my current employer and getting raises or promotions. This guy is asking for "moving up the IT ladder". You don't have to change jobs to move "up". If you work in a place where there is not any room to move up, you can work at your current wage or even less (or even volunteer) if there is a good possibility of moving up or gaining skills that can get you better pay.

      If you can't get any real experience or improve you skills you could always pay money to get a cert. That works for some ppl. Also, a degree (any) would help. Many employers require a degree or "equivalent experience". (Don't the job notices say that?)

    3. Re:Volunteering worked for me by IO+ERROR · · Score: 3, Insightful
      And consider an alternative form of volunteering: open source projects. Get involved with your favorite open source project. I've gotten one job from the strength of having worked on an open source project the hiring manager was familiar with, and through networking with him got another consulting job. Get involved in something high-profile or at least interesting.

      My resume says that I work on a project that competes with Microsoft Exchange. I also have listed IETF working groups that I participate in. (What, you don't? Find one that interests you and get involved.) It also shows an open source project I maintained for the $UNIVERSITY for over eight years.

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    4. Re:Volunteering worked for me by maximilln · · Score: 1, Insightful

      -----
      I was able to get out of that trap by doing a good job at my current employer
      -----
      For those of us who aren't waxing our bosses' cars it's more like:
      "I did a good job at my current employer and my boss got a performance award. I did a better job at my current employer and my boss got a promotion. I got the 'you worthless ungrateful undeserving lump of crap employee' on my performance evals."

      Oh right. It's reverse psychology. "We're not beating you up, we're encouraging you to excel."

      Uh-huh... after three years I finally caught on.

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    5. Re:Volunteering worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Heh. I do a good job at my current employer. Doesn't matter. My current employer doesn't give raises. (They call it a salary freeze but when it's gone on for five years...). But at least my boss is getting screwed too.

  7. My suggestion is by thebra · · Score: 5, Funny

    to find a rich woman to live off of. I don't know where to get certified for that though.

    1. Re:My suggestion is by dicepackage · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can get women to pay you? I can't even get a poor woman.

    2. Re:My suggestion is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      We are talking about a tech guy here.

    3. Re:My suggestion is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried the United States Senate?

    4. Re:My suggestion is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      My suggestion is...to find a rich woman to live off of. I don't know where to get certified for that though.

      I'm John Kerry and I approved this advertisement.

    5. Re:My suggestion is by Mateito · · Score: 1

      > You can get women to pay you? I can't even get a poor woman.

      You need to think about an "older" woman.

      Maybe about 60 years older than your current demographic.

    6. Re:My suggestion is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want one? I'm sure a few slashdotters here would be more than willing to give up their poor women. Including me. *hence posting anonymously.*

    7. Re:My suggestion is by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      another option is to make a tron suit that really showcases your nads. In my experience this will really get you noticed.

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    8. Re:My suggestion is by cyberbob2010 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know where to get certified for that though

      the gym

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    9. Re:My suggestion is by d_tschoepe · · Score: 1

      You might want to ask John Kerry about finding a rich woman to live off of. I understand he's got experience in that department. :-)

    10. Re:My suggestion is by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      to find a rich woman to live off of.\

      but darling, we were made for each other: I can't hold down a job, and you have a trust fund!

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    11. Re:My suggestion is by theMerovingian · · Score: 1


      Thanks AC, that just made my day!

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    12. Re:My suggestion is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, okay. So my suggestion now is to find a rich, ugly woman to live off of.

    13. Re:My suggestion is by The+Desert+Palooka · · Score: 1

      Yeah, for that you'd have to be a senator.

    14. Re:My suggestion is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is called a four year private school.

    15. Re:My suggestion is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Thank you, that is the funniest thing I've read today.

    16. Re:My suggestion is by Nameles · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've done it, and can get older women. Want picture proof?

    17. Re:My suggestion is by blair1q · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Beats having to suck Dick Cheney's cock to make up for your lack of intelligence and experience.

    18. Re:My suggestion is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      to find a rich woman to live off of. I don't know where to get certified for that though.

      Hear hear!

    19. Re:My suggestion is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whats hilarious is, bush is more intelligent than you, and kerry.

      well of course he is more than you, pond scum is too

    20. Re:My suggestion is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, she might find him cute...in a naïve sort of way.

    21. Re:My suggestion is by blair1q · · Score: 1

      >whats hilarious is, bush is more intelligent than you, and kerry.

      Gad, Republicans are so bloody credulous.

      The GOP are fricken' geniuses at smoking these morons out and telling them what to think.

    22. Re:My suggestion is by cyberbob2010 · · Score: 1

      you are soooooooo right. i find nothing to be a greater sign of intelligence than an inability to pronounce long words, a fondness for destroying the environment, the attacking of another nation without provocation, the inability to convince ones own staff to allow you to appear in interviews unless they are scripted, an inability to keep the same verb tense throughout a single statement "Is our children learning", he lectured the japanese about how they have been allies with the US for over a century and a half (one of my personal faves). He was a drunk for half of his life and was also known for his cocaine binges and had below average grades in college. Last year, he was insisting that his tax cuts combined with increased spending would ensure the continuation of a budget surplus. He has stated that he believes that creationism has equal scientific validity as the theories of biological evolution through natural selection. still think hes so smart? i could write a fucking book on the stupid things that that man has done.

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    23. Re:My suggestion is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Older women will do crazy things for you. Once they get around 32, they are like 18 year old men. They'll buy vacations away, book hotel rooms, gifts, pay for dinner, bring their friends over. It's pretty fucked up. I think you have to be pretty talented, though, because they are pretty demanding and know what they want. I could be wrong on that and I am really not that good and they'll take anything, tho. It's hard to tell because you can't really trust what they say, since they'll pretty much say anything to continue being able to fuck you.

  8. Same Pickle by Sloh_One · · Score: 2, Informative

    I currently have a decent paying job and am relocating to the south where I have been unable to get a single interview. Where my wife will be working, the IT manager said they could get 2 of me for the pay i am currently making. Definately not a good thing for me. I am currently thinking of learning some programming languages to maybe start in that field as i have a growing interest in that. But who is gonna hire a programmer with no skill who needs a certain set of income just ot make the monthly bills?

    1. Re:Same Pickle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Start with a reality check.

      IT salaries were outragously inflated through the dot com era. I many places they still are. If you are a sysadmin, you're really not doing a job that is much different than an operating engineer's role.

      If your salary expectations are higher than what a unionized mechanic can make, you're going to need a new career path.

    2. Re:Same Pickle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 right fucking on

    3. Re:Same Pickle by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      Definately not a good thing for me. I am currently thinking of learning some programming languages to maybe start in that field as i have a growing interest in that.

      I really don't want to discourage you, but I honestly can't recommend just picking up a few programming languages and hoping to net a job with them in today's market. There are already enough people with Computer Science degrees and experience that can't find decent jobs, and unless you really luck out and land in an area that is just DYING to get some programmers, you probably won't have any better success.

      What I CAN recommend is that you look at some of the local newspapers in the area to which you are moving as well as the internet job boards (like Monster) to see what kind of employement has the highest availability and compensation, and then consider retraining yourself for that field. As always, however, make sure it is something you think you'll enjoying doing every weekday for 8+ hours. I can also give you a little reassurance -- salaries are in general lower in the south, but so is cost of living. You just need to make sure any cut you take in pay is compensated by cuts in living expenses.

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    4. Re:Same Pickle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to work in the south? Don't do IT. You'd be better off 'digging ditches' than doing our type of work. Believe me... I've considered it many times(Hell, I've even considered taking a job as a used car salesman!)

    5. Re:Same Pickle by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 1
      I am currently thinking of learning some programming languages to maybe start in that field as i have a growing interest in that. But who is gonna hire a programmer with no skill who needs a certain set of income just ot make the monthly bills?

      You might have to consider someplace where they have a good track for advancement and accept lower pay for a while. Learning languages is always a good thing, in my opinion. However, you need something to write in that language. If you can think of some nifty-o little thing that people will like, you can release it publicly and use that for a little extra bounce, though I don't know how it would fit into a resume....

      Good luck.

    6. Re:Same Pickle by AsbestosRush · · Score: 1

      One thing that might need to be considered is the cost of living adjustments.

      if it's just [insert reallyexpensiveitem here] payments, tho... oof.

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    7. Re:Same Pickle by danbeck · · Score: 2, Informative

      A seemingly little known fact. The cost of living in the south is very different from the north, east, west and most of the midwest. All "backwater" jokes aside... that salary that barely paid the bills in Cleveland, etc. will net you a nice standard of living down here. And no fscking snow to shovel either.

    8. Re:Same Pickle by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      IT salaries were inflated as a result of demand exceeding supply. To many individuals joined the industry with out the correct mind set or any real enthusiam for computers, not only did they push supply above demand but they also considerably diluted the precieved skill level of IT workers as they were only pursuing the highest salary (and what they percieved as the easiest method of achieving it). The boom in the computer industry resulted in an improvement in the medical profession (as well as other high salaried professions) as all the greedy useless individuals who dont care about the work the produce and have no real interest in the profession they have choosen (outside of an inflated salary) went into a tech carreer. These people will thin out through attrition (unfortunately years) allowing demand to exceed supply again and as a side benefit improve the reputation of IT (hence improved salaries).

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  9. One word... by funny-jack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Networking.

    As in, expand your personal contacts, not connecting together computers.

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    1. Re:One word... by iso · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll second that. You don't find jobs by sending in resumes these days, especially if the resume is sent electronically. At most companies, electronic resumes (even .DOC files) are put into a database, and most are never read by anything but a computer.

      The fact is, you need to get out there and talk to people, make some contacts, and make the most of your network. If you're going through HR, it's pretty unlikely you'll ever get an interview, nevermind a job.

    2. Re:One word... by B2K3 · · Score: 1

      Plastics

    3. Re:One word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree 100% and will also add 1 thing to it. The interview, whether its the phone call inquiring more about your skills or the actual interview itself. You have to sell yourself, i don't care what kind of experience you have, confidence and social engineering go a hell of a lot farther than any cert, degree etc...

    4. Re:One word... by SpamJunkie · · Score: 1

      One word... Networking.

      So you think I should get my CCIE?

    5. Re:One word... by Kenja · · Score: 1
      "You don't find jobs by sending in resumes these days, especially if the resume is sent electronically."

      Guess I should quit my current job then since I got it by sending out electronic resumes and you claim thats impossible.

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    6. Re:One word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was just reading in the Palo Alto paper that many companies in the Bay Area were doing a lot more in-house hiring than hiring people from just-out-of-school or hiring people away from other jobs. So don't forget to do some networking within the company/companies that you work for in addition to networking in other areas.

    7. Re:One word... by MrScience · · Score: 1

      But don't use the CAT-3 stuff. Definitely spring for CAT-5.

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    8. Re:One word... by TampaTim · · Score: 1

      You're full of shit.

  10. No... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Would it be worth it to get a degree in MIS or CS?
    No. Get an MBA then outsource offshore, you'll make plenty.

    Seriously, if it's about the cash, find a new career. Make it something you enjoy, because you'll be spending a large part of your life doing it.
  11. Sad facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think it's bad not being able to move up after two years? You better enjoy your $13/hr support job while it lasts because those are prime candidates for Indian outsourcing.

    If I were you I would look into some other field. (Hint) Remember that no matter what the economy does, people still have to eat.

  12. In a Klingon economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You kill your boss to move up the ladder. I suggest this for a poor economy, too.

    1. Re:In a Klingon economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Mod this the fuck up or I will kill you for your mod points.

    2. Re:In a Klingon economy by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 1
      You kill your boss to move up the ladder

      That's how it worked in the universe where Spock had a beard, too. I think the problem is that your boss's followers will then kill you in revenge. And remember . . . some of them may be Vulcans.

    3. Re:In a Klingon economy by Tom+Davies · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Union economy kills you!

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    4. Re:In a Klingon economy by syukton · · Score: 1

      This works especially well when your boss is an asshole.

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    5. Re:In a Klingon economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Curiously, this was what happened in the olde dayes.

      Extrae! Extrae! Richard III Killed By Henry! Long live Henry Tudor VIII!

    6. Re:In a Klingon economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds more like this country under Bush everyday.

  13. Back To School by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Would it be worth it to get a degree in MIS or CS?

    If you don't have a degree, and you can't seem to get anything better than entry-level and dead-end jobs, going to college would probably be a good idea. The degree alone won't solve your problems, but not having a degree gives the overworked HR drone sorting resumes an easy way to categorize yours... as a NO. Which could explain the lack of any interviews. (By the way, picking up a book on resume-writing might be a good idea as well.)

    Furthermore, if you're going to go to college, the best time for that is during a weak economy (like now). You don't want to spend that occasional window of 4-5 years when everyone else is making money, by sitting in classes and paying money instead.

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    1. Re:Back To School by IMNTPC · · Score: 3, Informative

      Problem is since the economy is week, the state has been taking in less taxes. Since the state has been taking in lesss taxes they're giving less to the university. Since the university is getting less from the state they've raised tuition.
      When I went to the University of South Carolina in 1991 the tuition was around $1200.00 per semester, rumor has it that it's over $3000.00 per semester now. Roughly 13 years over doubled in price. Granted this isnt Ivy league, but not much hope of working part time and paying for shool at those prices. Only hope is to get loans, grants, etc and pray the economy eventually comes back to some semblance of what it was.

    2. Re:Back To School by IMNTPC · · Score: 1

      Whooops, I meant weak.....

    3. Re:Back To School by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Financial aid may be harder to come by and less helpful than during boom periods, but it's still available... especially if you're just getting by on lousy pay. Community colleges can be a good way to get some of those degree requirements at an affordable cost. It's not easy, but I've been doing it myself, so I know it's possible.

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    4. Re:Back To School by nervouscat · · Score: 1

      If you do go back to college try getting a summer internship in the field you want to pursue. It helps pay your tuition during the school year and gets you some real world experience that is probably worth more to employers than the degree itself!

    5. Re:Back To School by aeoo · · Score: 1

      This is the "Jeff Bezos" approach to education. Invest, invest, invest, and through sheer overwhelming size, win. Where is the "Ben and Jerry's" approach? Where is the "it must be profitable from the start and grow naturally from there" approach? I find that this, to my mind, more valid and more sustainable approach, is completely missing from formal education.

      Too bad. You can check my post history, I am no market fundamentalist by any means, but I think that our educational system is rampantly "pinko commie" in a bad way. I wish we could bring some Capitalist and some free market ideas into our education. Down with Universities. Down with monolothic "learn everything at once ahead of time , everything decreed by the State^H^H^H^H^HUniversity as 'good to know'". Forget that. Let learning come in bursts on demand. Let learning match the demand in a natural way. Isn't necessity the mother of invention? Let the necessity drive education in a more Capitalist way. Let people pay for tutors, for classes, and let them pay for what they really need to know.

      This is kind of what certs are, but the problem is that most certs are dumb and so they have a very bad perception in the market. Why won't market come up with something credible, something equally or even more credible than a University, something that produces Ph.D. level research, something trustworthy and yet something that does not smack of Communism like our University system that hails from the stone age and that has not evolved much? In a way, our free market is saying that "centrally planned communism is ideal for education", but is it really? Of course I never believed that market was fully rational or efficient or driven by enlightened self-interest.

      Just a thought.

    6. Re:Back To School by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      According to that sermon^H^H^H^H^H^Hargument, we should be putting kids to work as soon as they're able to handle the tools, and let them just learn things as they need them. On the other hand, creating environments (like schools and even universities) where people can focus solely on learning and exploring, rather than constantly being distracted by the need to support themselves and the pressure to focus their learning only on the immediate need at hand, seems to produce happier people. Call it "pinko commie" if you must, but I think that allowing time for "unproductive" learning (like about the arts or philosophy) is a Good Thing. A more mercantilist approach to education like you describe might make better workers, but I don't think it'd create better people.

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    7. Re:Back To School by Zak3056 · · Score: 1, Informative

      When I went to the University of South Carolina in 1991 the tuition was around $1200.00 per semester, rumor has it that it's over $3000.00 per semester now.

      It never ceases to amaze me that someone can be sitting in front of a computer and say something like "rumor has it" and just pull some number out of their ass and throw it on out there.

      In fact (i.e. this isn't a rumor) resident tuition at the University of South Carolina for the 2003-2004 academic year is $2,774.00.

      Isn't technology wonderful?

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    8. Re:Back To School by nfsilkey · · Score: 1

      Myself and 55,000 others at utexas.edu pay around ~$2500-3000 for a full semesters load in tuition/fees.

      And it only keeps climbing folks...

    9. Re:Back To School by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't improve your English, don't expect to get a job. You blew it at the first word of your post.

    10. Re:Back To School by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Let learning come in bursts on demand. Let learning match the demand in a natural way.

      If you want the most educated people in our society to be a bunch of drones who only have a narrow grasp of certain corporate-dictated skills and lack the breadth and depth of knowledge to create anything new, ever again ... you've got a great idea there!

      True learning does not just meet demand; it creates it.

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    11. Re:Back To School by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Those little colleges that offer the certs work as you explained. Incremental information on demand. As a whole it works btu it lacks the rigor that a formal education is. University is not about knowlege, it's about attrition. Having a degree is not about what you know, but instead means you had enough dicipline and mental dexsterity to endure the riggors of university which is an incredible amount of work. Having a degree makes you part of a small elite society. Having a diploma/cert means you went through a course.

      My degree gets me better auto-insurance, preffered treatment in most banks and havign the BSC nect to my name improves my credit rating.

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    12. Re:Back To School by aeoo · · Score: 1

      Why does it have to be narrow? Is the only way to be well rounded is to be FORCED to be well rounded by the formal University system?

    13. Re:Back To School by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is the only way to be well rounded is to be FORCED to be well rounded by the formal University system?

      Try substituting "allowed" for "FORCED".

      Your ideological biases are showing.

    14. Re:Back To School by aeoo · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. I fully support environments where people do nothing but learn. For example, I fully support the idea of monasteries. But monasteries are created by demand. People volunteer to go to one because they feel that lay life is not rigorous enough for learning what they want to learn. And being a monk/nun is not a requirement anywhere. It's something that a person does to expand themselves and all the monasteries are different and unique and are not driven in a Communist-like way.

      I know I took this discussion slightly to the "left" or "south" with my example, but I hope you see my point here. Let there be environments. Let there be whatever comes. Let's have faith that demand and people will do the right thing. Let's not FORCE them. Currently, the way our culture is set up, University degree is almost forced, but it's very expensive, and often produces an indentured servant. And I simply question the goodness of that. I've seen people who cannot even write a "hello world" C program that compiles and runs graduate brilliantly out of the University. Sad. Monolithic structure does not equal quality. In fact, I think it lowers quality, because people just don't care about education, because all the "well rounded" classes are foisted on them by the system, and they really don't want to be there, but they need the paper.

      I respect learning and I think education is what every man needs to have. I just don't think University system is the way to go.

    15. Re:Back To School by aeoo · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. You cannot get a degree without a minimum requisite of courses outside your focus. That's like saying that Nazi Germany ALLOWED Jews to enter into the concentration camps. Right, right, but Jews chose to live in Germany of their own free will, right. I hear ya. You get what you pay for.

      Again, I applaud well-roundedness, but I sneer at how it is "accomplished" by the University system, or maybe I should say, non-accomplished, because it's a farce, and I have seen the farce first hand.

    16. Re:Back To School by aeoo · · Score: 1

      I know that the rigor is lacking in most cert classes. And plus, most certs are tests, while I am thinking more of apprenticeship kind of ideas. I am thinking of rigorous learning that can produce Ph.D. level research. Certs do not do that and I doubt they can.

      My guess is that it's a problem of cultural inertia. No one (more or less) sees the current University system as "broken". I just think that's too bad. I think it is broken and I post here in hopes that more people will come to see it the way I do. :)

      Selfish, I know.

    17. Re:Back To School by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      I applaud well-roundedness, but I sneer at how it is "accomplished" by the University system, or maybe I should say, non-accomplished,

      While there are certainly well-rounded people who have never had a university education, and very narrow people who have, I would say that on average people with that experience tend to be much better-rounded than those without.

      because it's a farce, and I have seen the farce first hand.

      Translation: you had a bad experience, couldn't hack it, and now you're bitter.

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    18. Re:Back To School by aeoo · · Score: 1

      I would say your "on average" claim is false.

      To respond to your other claim, yes, I am a little bitter. I kept thinking that University is about learning, but no one gave a damn except me and a few rare individual professors. Finally I threw my hands up in disgust. I just couldn't take all the charade and pretense. From what I hear others say, that's how most of it is. I realize the evidence is anecdotal, but so is yours (unless you're too lazy to share a citation). I share my experience. People always tell me this, "it's the system, you just have to suck it up, tighten your belt and just do it, even though you may not like it, etc. you need that paper."

      But while I admit to some bitterness, let me remark further. If we considered valid only the kind of critique where we had either positive or neutral feelings about the subject, then we would have no way to critique a significant portion of what we experience. That means we would be blind in regard to, roughly, half of our experience. For where there is joy, there is also suffering. If there is light, there must also be dark. If some people are tall, some must be short.

      Feelings are what they are. Just because I feel bad about something does not mean I have switched off my critical thinking ability and that I am now spouting irrational nonsense.

      Be careful. I will be careful too.

    19. Re:Back To School by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      OK, so universities don't always live up to their potential, and you in particular found it not to your liking. Some people do flounder outside of their speciality and for them highly focused programs are better. Fair enough. Just spare me the (to be quite blunt) hysterical ranting about how evil the encouragement of general education is simply because it's not what You feel you need. Obviously there is demand for it (e.g. employers see value in hiring coders who also know how to write, and grasp economics, and can interact with other people), otherwise it wouldn't exist.

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    20. Re:Back To School by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Well-roundedness is a matter of opinion; I should perhaps have qualified what I said about "on average" by saying "in my experience ..." etc. I don't have anything to cite since I don't suppose anyone's ever actually done a study -- not surprising, since the first thing they'd have to do would be to come up with a definition of "well-rounded" that everyone could agree on.

      I do think I'm pretty well-rounded, and have an idea of what constitutes that quality in other people. I've had a lot of life experience -- almost ten years in the service, first as an infantryman and then as a medic, including time in Desert Storm, and being stationed all over the world; working as a civilian EMT in one of the busiest trauma centers in the country; seven years in academia on an urban commuter campus, working my way through school, first as an EMT and then, in a rather dramatic change of careers, as a DBA. I've been married, and divorced. I have a ten-year-old kid. Through it all, I've made a lot of friends, read a lot of books, and paid attention to the world around me. I have a range of interests that many people find astonishing (probably fewer of those people in the /. crowd than in general -- contrary to stereotype, we're a pretty diverse bunch) and can hold a conversation on almost any topic under the sun. I'm not trying to brag here, just to say that when it comes to well-roundedness, I think I have the experience to be a pretty decent judge. ;)

      To respond to your other claim, yes, I am a little bitter. I kept thinking that University is about learning, but no one gave a damn except me and a few rare individual professors. Finally I threw my hands up in disgust. I just couldn't take all the charade and pretense. From what I hear others say, that's how most of it is. I realize the evidence is anecdotal, but so is yours (unless you're too lazy to share a citation). I share my experience. People always tell me this, "it's the system, you just have to suck it up, tighten your belt and just do it, even though you may not like it, etc. you need that paper."

      Actually, no, I wouldn't say that. What I would say is that it's not like that everywhere; that some schools, and some departments, really are a lot better than others; and that the personal enrichment and knowledge gained from earning a degree at a school you like is difficult to match anywhere else. (Granted, if you don't like the school, it can be pretty hellish. I've been in both situations.) There's a reason universities are considered centers of learning and innovation, and it's not just tradition or elitism. The synergy that comes from intelligent, dedicated people working together is a beautiful thing -- and at a good school, you'll find more intelligent, dedicated people per square mile than in any other environment on Earth. You're obviously a thoughtful person, and I urge you not to give up on academia because one school had a few (or even a bunch of) bad apples.

      If we considered valid only the kind of critique where we had either positive or neutral feelings about the subject, then we would have no way to critique a significant portion of what we experience. That means we would be blind in regard to, roughly, half of our experience. For where there is joy, there is also suffering. If there is light, there must also be dark. If some people are tall, some must be short.

      Feelings are what they are. Just because I feel bad about something does not mean I have switched off my critical thinking ability and that I am now spouting irrational nonsense.


      It was the generality of what you said that bothered me, not the negativity. If you'd said, "The university system sucks and here's why," I might have disagreed with you -- or, as I said above, felt that you were judging academia as a whole unfairly based on one example -- but I would have tried to respond to your specific criticisms. Saying just "it's a farce" is pretty much an invitation to snarky answers. That being said, you're right, and I will indeed try to be more careful in the future.

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    21. Re:Back To School by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I wouldn't bother hiring you, because you can't avoid a horrible typo on a simple word like 'weak'.

    22. Re:Back To School by DrFalkyn · · Score: 1

      I graduated in the Spring of 2001 in CS from a good state university. I probably couldn't even get the jobs that people without degreess have. I'm going back to try my hand at something else, probably real science like chemistry, but I'm a little bit jilted by the whole experience. I almost feel like I wasted time.

    23. Re:Back To School by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just because I feel bad about something does not mean I have switched off my critical thinking ability and that I am now spouting irrational nonsense.

      True. But that is what you happen to be doing.

    24. Re:Back To School by browneye · · Score: 0

      The rule of thumb I've heard is that with typical inflation rates, prices double every 15 years. This is not so far from the figures you mention.

      Yes, I am drunk.

    25. Re:Back To School by Jonathan+Hamilton · · Score: 0

      Of course now one gives a damn about you.
      Does your boss hold your hand at work?
      Does your mom go to work with you and help you?

      This is exactlly what he is talking about.
      No one gives a damn about you in the real world.

      What charade and pretense? Universites are about an education, but they aren't going to force you to get one like your parents forced you to go to high school. You can major in molecular biophysics or underwater basketery weaving.

      You make your education at a university, you have to have the self-discipline to study and learn yourself. That is how knowledge is obatined, by wanting it and working for it.

      People that can graduate from college in 4 or 5 years are a cut above the rest, they might have more money or a better background, but they also have self-discipline and stamina to get a degree.

      No one is going to help your ass at work, it's a competitive world out there survival of the fittest and all. That is why management likes a college degree, they know you've at least had more self-disciple in the past then other people.

    26. Re:Back To School by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow thats cheap.

      its a small amount of change that results in a life long education.

      big deal.

      go donate plasma like a did. (sell)

    27. Re:Back To School by shani · · Score: 1

      Which means an annual increase of 5.5% or so - above inflation but not earth-shattering by any means, especially considering California's financial troubles and increasing conservativism.

    28. Re:Back To School by uarch · · Score: 1

      Wimp ;) How about this for a public school...

      Out-of-state tuition @ Univ. of Michigan:
      $27,290 per year.

      ~= $13,645 a semester

    29. Re:Back To School by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      This is just research I remember as a quantitative analyst (what the mutual fund company I worked for titles people who they want to write software, but not be in the IT department). The average inflation rate for college tuition over the last 50ish years is 7%. If tuition was $1,200 in 1991, then this year it would be $2,891, and in 2005, $3,094.

      Sounds like that school is on par with the average, actually. We've got three kids entering college in 2007, 2010, and 2012.... anybody got any spare change?

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    30. Re:Back To School by sakshale · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%! In many of the larger companies, the HR department will place promotional caps, based on college degrees, on various positions. If your really want to "[move] Up the IT Ladder", then a college degree is a must have for those types of companies or organizations. [read NASA as an example]

      I got an MBA many years ago, to backup my military technical education. (An MBA was quicker and cheaper to get at night school than an equivalent science degree.) That MBA has been key to getting my resume past the screeners on my last four positions.

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  14. Strengthen existing skills by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Informative

    Learning more and more languages/technologies/protocols

    In my opinion, a mile wide/inch deep skillset gets you nowhere. If a resume passed my desk with 50 million skills and 5 years total experience, I am going to question that resume right to the circular file. But maybe that's just me.

    1. Re:Strengthen existing skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I am sure that some guy who has been kicking around COBOL (and only COBOL) for 30 years will be an invaluable asset to your web design firm, sir. He most certainly should be lead on deciding which development languages to go with for your web applications and network design infrastructure (token ring managed COBOL).

      (Disclaimer: Not trolling COBOL, but I was looking for old, recognizeable, and slightly less - ah - "cross platform" than, say, C)

      Not to say parent doesn't have a point with people reading, say, a Slashdot article on a recent release of, say, Haskell, and then adding that to their skill sets, but I hate trimming down my resume trying to guess what my sexiest skills are for a given position out of fear that I may seem like a skillsmonger. There should be a little tick box on the resume that says, "Look, I get bored, I don't have a life, I go and spend a month learning a new skillset for fun. What's the point in having a huge IQ unless I put it to work for me?"

    2. Re:Strengthen existing skills by WinterSolstice · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's a real shame, because I have gotten lots of work due to my ability to make randomly purchased stuff work together. My current company likes to buy "best of breed" software and then have a few people like me make all of the various little packages talk to each other.

      So, I have a 10 year skillset in "one inch deep" stuff. Things like custom-made Perl/ABAP/JS/Java/(etc) connectors, web reporting stuff, etc.

      Maybe you are lucky and have a CEO who doesn't buy everything they hear about on the golf course...

      -WS

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    3. Re:Strengthen existing skills by dubious9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A well written resume will indicate their familiarity will different skills. I personally, (as a developer with ~5 year exp.) have "Expert", "Proficient", and "Familiar With" quantifiers with my skills. I only have a couple under expert and a half dozen at Proficient, but a couple dozen under "familiar with".

      My point is don't automatically disqualify people who learn quickly and like to pick up new things. However, I would agree with you if they didn't quantify their expirience with each and had a whole crap load of listings.

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    4. Re:Strengthen existing skills by FictionPimp · · Score: 1
      I think thats 100% right, you should target your resume for your job.

      I've applied for a few jobs and was turned down only to find out it was because of too much information on my resume.

      when employers see lots of skills, they also see people who want lots of money. I suggest tailoring that resume for the job. I dont know many ISP support offices that care if you can program in 743892734 different languages and are a master of quake. (well maybe the quake part.) And i'm damn sure that a small office application programmer doesn't need to explain his exp in doing phone support for 5 years.

    5. Re:Strengthen existing skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The opposite is true too...you don't want someone who knows only one thing a mile deep. This sheltered knowledge set becomes absolutely useless once you have a task that doesn't fit in their area of expertise.

      I would posit that you need to be fairly specialized in one or two things with a liberal smattering of any other technologies you can get your hands on. If nothing else, a pile full of acronyms shows that you're able to pick things up quickly.

    6. Re:Strengthen existing skills by br0d · · Score: 1

      Odd, I've heard that exact same "mile wide/inch deep" metaphor often used to describe the ISC^2 CISSP, and last I checked, it was one of the most lucrative certs available with an average salary in the 80k range.

    7. Re:Strengthen existing skills by hikerhat · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Unfortunately "skill set" is a horrible way of gauging a programmer's ability. Understanding the theory behind programming is what makes a valuable programmer. Someone can have 20 years of experience in a few different languages and not be a "good" programmer in any of them. But someone who really understands programming can pick up any language in a week or so. There aren't that many different programming paradigms and once you know a paradigm you pretty much know every language built around that style. So it is easy to have lots of languages with little experience in any of them and still be a better programmer than the guy with 20 years of experience in three languages who can't switch to another language because he doesn't understand the underlying theory.

      Asking a programmer if they have x years of experience in any specific language is a lot like asking a carpenter how many years of experience he has with a certain brand of hammer. It is a stupid question and doesn't help you understand that programmer's ability at all. Saying you need a programmer with any more than 4 years of experience in a particular paradigm is also as stupid as asking a carpenter if he's had years of experience using a hammer. Just as a person can master a hammer in a day or two, any competent programmer can master a paradigm in 3 or 4 years. If it takes them any longer you don't want them.

      Unfortunately this concept is beyond most catberts and hiring managers. It is best to just tell the non-technical person you talk to at a company that you are an expert in the inflated skill set they say they need (but never do, it has to do with H1B stuff...), and then let the real programmers who really know what they need do the technical interview and decide if you are a "good fit" for the job.

    8. Re:Strengthen existing skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is the most accurate post i have ever seen on slashdot. I am now forwarding it on to my directors! thanks!

    9. Re:Strengthen existing skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends, all that stuff on your resume, could you get into the nitty gritty immediately with any of it? I can't count the number of resumes I've gotten with "C++" listed as a known programming language, and when called on it during an interview, outright tell me they wrote a "Hello World" application once, 5 years ago.

      When I see a bloated resume, I tend to just pick at it and make sure the individual really knows all the stuff that's on it.

      Although just as good would be a resume with a couple things, but some real applied uses of them all. That's a person I feel could pick up something else quickly (yet another item to ask about during the interview, or at least get a sense of it).

    10. Re:Strengthen existing skills by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, you're not exactly wrong - but I'd also add that a broad skillset can be pretty darn useful when it comes to trying to make "horizontal" moves within a company you're hired with.

      Sure, you don't want to know "just enough to screw up" all sorts of scattered things... but people narrowing focusing/concentrating on a single specialty eventually burn out, or find their work obsolete - and then what?

      Most mid-sized or larger corporations like to hire from within, so you have the chance to move around into different areas once your foot is in the door. I think it's best to keep a varied enough skillset so you have these options open to you.

    11. Re:Strengthen existing skills by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      I like to do that too!

      What I have is a quick list of things, but mainly a list of things *done*. I won't list any skill that I don't feel comfortable with talking about at length for a great deal of time. Typically my skills were acquired as needed for a specific project, so I am specific about that.

      I will not forget the "OS2 Administrator" I once interviewed who didn't even know how to set up DCAF.

      -WS

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      An operating system should be like a light switch... simple, effective, easy to use, and designed for everyone.
    12. Re:Strengthen existing skills by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, a mile wide/inch deep skillset gets you nowhere. If a resume passed my desk with 50 million skills and 5 years total experience, I am going to question that resume right to the circular file. But maybe that's just me.

      I don't know if there's any manager types reading this (I'm sure there aren't many now that the story is 2 days old) but ok, so you say that 5 years exp and a bunch of skills just won't fly with you. Well check out my situation. I run the tech dept for a 10 man hosting company, so a CIO or CTO title really won't mean a damn bit more than Sysadmin or something like that, agreed? Due to the fact that there's only a few of us, I pretty much handle everything, server upgrades, future hardware planning, server maintenence, network administration, script programming for simplifying tasks, firewall administration... It's a pretty long list, I'd say I'm extremely proficient at most of it, and 'acceptable' at the worst of the stuff that I do. I've pretty much hit the ceiling as far as things that I can do here, so I'm probably screwed? I've been contemplating UofPhoenix just to get a degree, but from what I'm understanding from a lot of the posts here, most people would want a state school... What do the people of /. think of private universities for someone who is a full time tech as opposed to taking years off and getting out of the game in order to pursue a state issued degree?

  15. Move! by haystor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Move out a Boston.

    Big cities think in big company ways. You have management and underlings.

    Get to some smaller city where you can work for a smaller business, learn the entire business and move up from there.

    At aim for smaller companies ones without a set corporate structure that has no room for you anywhere but the bottom.

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    1. Re:Move! by Jason+Hood · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is very true, people nowadays are getting tired of being corporate customers. They want to do business with a person they trust. Small companies with good ethics appear to be gaining more ground.

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    2. Re:Move! by ameoba · · Score: 1

      On top of that, Boston, having been one of the cities everyone went to in the dotcom boom is going to have a job market that's saturated with people more qualified than yourself willing to work for firesale prices.

      There's plenty of places in the country where you don't have a glut of people with entry-level experience; you might want to check them out.

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    3. Re:Move! by t1nman33 · · Score: 1

      Gotta agree. Boston is a tough city. I was never able to break in to that market.

      I mean, you've got MIT, Harvard, BU, half a dozen other schools that are pretty good...there is a LOT of cheap talent up there.

      You might have better luck shopping elsewhere.

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    4. Re:Move! by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      ...Not to mention the tremendous financial gains you will make just from living somewhere with a lower cost of living. For example, I pay (an admittedly low-side) $600 per month for a 2-br apartment in Cleveland. I'm not even in the hood, either. In some places (urban/suburban areas in less-populated states, for example), such an apartment might even run $500 per month; another added benefit is that traffic is much better.

    5. Re:Move! by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      work for a smaller business, learn the entire business and move up from there.

      Yes!!! Small companies are where real learning can start simply because you have to wear so many hats. Larger companies are better for getting depth in a particular skill, but smaller ones force you to learn enough about a lot of things -- Jack of all trades, master of many.

      My first job was with a tiny engineering company (can you tell :-) and I was thrown in head first and forced to sink or swim. I had a blast for the first 2 years, then our "reward" for high profitability was to be bought out by a bunch of clueless idiots...

      But before that I learned the entire industry and business processes from product design through inventory management, through manufacturing and on to marketing and sales. Only drawback was the miniscule salary, but that experience parlays itself into much higher pay once you leave.
    6. Re:Move! by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      Maybe they do, but aboce all, the (and forgive my seemly arrogance) Unwashed Masses want cheap products, tailored to that very audience more than anything else.

    7. Re:Move! by PurifyTheMind · · Score: 1

      This sounds like solid reasoning. However, I like living in the city too much, so I'd need to buy a car and learn to love commuting to make it work. :-( Plus, I don't want to move away from my girlfriend. I guess it depends on how desperate one gets.

    8. Re:Move! by br00tus · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was looking at an unemployment and job loss statistical page not long ago and Massachusetts was #1 on the list out of 50 states. So while the US job market overall is not that great, it's particularly bad where you are right now.

    9. Re:Move! by haystor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ok, you're tied to Boston. You can still work for some smaller place. These places aren't going to have the same advertising budget though and you'll need to do some legwork.

      I working outward from where you live. Take note of the kinds of companies in the area. Think of the companies they do business with (who are also likely in the area and you may never even see them). Look up stuff on the Chamber of Commerce website.

      The ideal position for moving up is to work some place where there *aren't* enough positions for everything. You want to work someplace where they can't just call some bozo from the corporate office to fix a router. With a smaller shop the first question they'll ask is, "Who knows how to fix a routher?" That question will be asked without regard to who "owns" it. All you have to be doing is standing around and hear that it's broken. Do something like this and save a small place small dollars and you *WILL* be recognized. You'll start to be included on conversations about how things work. You'll be asked for your opinion. These things aren't possible at a large corporation that just multiplies time served by merit points and attendance at company diversity meetings.

      I took a job managing some documents once (they needed a person who could read English well and engineer-speak). They decided to test me out at some CAD stuff and thought I would do well at it. My training was: "Here's your computer, here's the plumbing codes (stack of books). Draw."

      Learn the business first and you'll get to pick your role later. A year of industry experience is far more important than any particular skill.

      "I implemented a java solution to reconile Accounts Receivable and Accounts Payable in real time."

      "I implemented a Weblogic solution using J2EE and XML and blah blah blah."

      The people that actually hire are impressed by the first and fall asleep at the second. It doesn't matter what the industry is or what the job is, the person with industry experience has a tremendous advantage over the other applicants.

      Unless it's telecomm, that's just poison these days. I tell them I was in prison (Guest Services Industry).

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  16. Don't look for money. by DR+SoB · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You'll never find it in this economy. What I can suggest is to find something you really ENJOY doing (i.e. programming/games/support/whatever), and work hard to get that job, and then sit tight and wait for the economy to pick up. At least then you'll get some enjoyment out of your job. If possible look for something with a future for moving to a place where you want to go (or pay scale you want to go) so when the economy picks up, at least you'll be first in line..

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    1. Re:Don't look for money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it is true that for-an-IT-job it's better to have a degree than not have one, you're still not going to get a very good return on your money.

      Say you pay $40,000 at a good state school getting your degree over three years and some change. In addition to that you work a lot less or at least take a pay cut to work somewhere else. You might get $20/hour instead of $13 for that $40,000 and the lost revenue for switching jobs and not working. You might even get a great job. There's lots of US COMPUTER SCIENCE MAJORS that just got a dead end job like you've got after 10 months of looking.

      So calculate this wisely. You may just earn yourself a $40,000 student loan debt and not much else.

    2. Re:Don't look for money. by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      WAIT FOR THE ECONOMY TO PICK UP! This suggests a background lacking in mathematics (something quite valuable for a true technoid!) and definitely lacking in real-world experience! The economy is being offshored to pay off the debts of the super-rich and their political lackeys! Better to wait for the next ice age - which real probably arrive before this economy "picks up."

    3. Re:Don't look for money. by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      The economy is being offshored to pay off the debts of the super-rich and their political lackeys!

      So who do the super-rich owe money to? The super-duper rich???

      Moron.

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    4. Re:Don't look for money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please list ALL THE POSTIVIE ECONOMIC INDICATORS WHICH HAS YOU CONVINCED THE ECONOMY IS STARTING TO PICK UP????

      Can you spell "cascading unemployment." Are there any terms you are familiar with??????

      When neoconservative draft dodging nitwits claim that "....if 6% are unemployed, that means that 94% of the nation is employed!"

      Are you one of those who incredibly believe such swill??????? (Kindly do a comparison of the payroll figures over the previous ten years.)

    5. Re:Don't look for money. by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      And your post suggests a lack of knowledge of history.. Do you think the economy has always been strong? What do you think happened before computers/cars were available, and these jobs that you speak of didn't exist? Your just a troll buddy..

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    6. Re:Don't look for money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No - we are living in a unique period in socioeconomic history as no other period.

      The offshoring of a large portion of the US economy is indeed completely new - it began in the late '60s, early '70s with the offshoring of manufacturing - expanding during the mid '80s with the offshoring of tech and engineering jobs (research GE, Control Data, Prudential, et al.) - and exploded over the preceding four years with the entrance of China into the WTO.

      Also new in American economic history: our top two exports - our financial paper, i.e., the deficit, and our jobs.

      We are indeed in a new arena, and an educated person would like into it.

    7. Re:Don't look for money. by Fjord · · Score: 1

      Um, you really don't generate wealth in America without having debt. A retail store will have most of their inventory financed, a car dealership floor plans with a bank, real estate is bought on credit, and stocks are margined. Without financing, profits are too little to really make money.

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  17. Get a CS or MIS degree by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1

    If you want to work in the field, it would be very good to have one of these degrees. The better the school you can get it from, the better your future career prospects.

    Don't get me wrong: it's still going to be tough with a degree. I've got a BS double major and an MS in math; I went from AI development pre dot-bomb to COBOL development post dot-bomb. But it gives you an edge you didn't have earlier.

    1. Re:Get a CS or MIS degree by twilightzero · · Score: 1

      Definitely get a degree. If you want to move up outside of your current company, a degree is almost required no matter how skilled you are. Very sad but true. A lot of employers look first at what piece of paper you have on your resume. If that doesn't match what they're looking for, too bad for you. I'm in the same position roughly, and I keep getting either no reply or losing the job to someone a lot less qualified but who has the piece of paper. These days, you just have to play the game because the number of field positions is getting smaller and the prospective team is getting bigger.

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  18. You don't have a degree? by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 4, Informative

    No wonder you're making $13/hr. We're hiring like mad but won't touch someone without a degree. Even if it's in a related field...I don't have a CS degree but have a couple in physics. Don't bother with the certs...get an education in the field you're trying to get a well-paying job in. I interview candidates in my current job and I can tell you that a degree is worth more than the cert (as well it should be).

    1. Re:You don't have a degree? by Bellyflop · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not having a degree can be a real career limiter/killer. I don't know precisely what kind of work you do/want to do, of course. For software developers, there's really no question unless you have some sort of fantastic background doing the core development of something really important (ie. if you're the equivalent of Linus Torvalds, then ok fine, I don't care if you went to college). Barring that, even if you want to do sysadmin/network design work, a bachelor's degree is pretty important, preferrably in CS or EE. If you're doing PC support tasks (of the "re-install office" type), then sure, no need for a degree, but then the opportunities for advancement are very limited. If you want to continue without a degree, then I think it really comes down to having some good connections that will take a risk on you. Don't expect a move up to management but at least move to salaried pay and then move on from there. BTW, it's been my experience that it's often not enough that you have a degree - it has to be from a great school with a good GPA. I'm not saying it necessarily makes you better, but it's often the filter that companies are using. Certifications usually don't help. For designer type positions, I think that they are actually a hindrence instead of a help...

    2. Re:You don't have a degree? by syntap · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm glad people are starting to come around on this. Certs can be gained with a few weekends of crash courses, but degrees by their nature take a lot of time. Plus degrees last longer credibility-wise... what sounds better: a Windows 2000 Server/MCSE cert or a Masters in Info Sys Technology earned in 2000? The first is getting close to useless now that Win 2k3 server is out and everyone is moving to Linux anyway (or should ;) ) while the second is still good because it isn't so limited in scope.

      I've always said a portfolio should be worth much more than a cert, but then again I'm not a hiring manager.

    3. Re:You don't have a degree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This isn't my experience at all.

      I have no degree.

      I make $98,000/year in Boston doing IT work.

    4. Re:You don't have a degree? by t1nman33 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed. I pretty much *expect* people to have some sort of a college degree...and personally, at least a 4-year, and not from DeVry. If you don't, I immediately think "Why not?" Since I don't tend to think of the default human condition to be one of brilliance, I'm sorry to say that my prejudices do not lead me to believe that you're just too smart for college. ;)

      Also, there are limiting social aspects to not having a degree, and if you come off like a troll in interviews, you are not going to get hired. Being able to talk about college experiences--which your future boss and interviewer probably had--is one way to find common ground. My current uber-boss is from near London, and being able to just chat with him about where I lived in that city when I did a semester abroad allowed us to establish some common ground that made the interview go must more smoothly.

      Anyway, go get that sheepskin.

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    5. Re:You don't have a degree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha!!
      I love people like you :)

      Yes, definately. Get a degree. Then, you too can be a coffee jockey with a BS.
      My degree has gotten me nothing. I don't even mention it anymore. People think I am "overqualified" and will just jump ship for the next opportunity if I even bring it up.

    6. Re:You don't have a degree? by MacBorg · · Score: 0

      torvalds has a degree!

    7. Re:You don't have a degree? by PFactor · · Score: 1

      What about military service? I'm sure I learned more about life and people during 8 years in the Marines than anybody learns in 4 years of college. Nobody I've ever tried to get a job with has ever indicated that I needed a college degree on top of my military experience. Just to keep things in perspective, I work as one of 12 systems engineers for a hospital US News and World Report ranked the #1 hospital in the nation for heart surgery.

      Do you turn away someone who is otherwise good to go, has military experience, but no college?

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    8. Re:You don't have a degree? by Bellyflop · · Score: 1

      Sorry to hear that you've had a tough time in this market. If you're trying to move up like the original poster is, I can't imagine how having a degree would overqualify you so much that you want to drop it off of your resume. Let's not forget that a big part of the job market is soft skills. The degree and certifications and such just serve to get you the interview. Then it's all about how you come across and how they come across. Being too desperate can definitely be bad as well - think of it like hitting on a girl in a bar - if she can smell the desperation, then there's a good chance that she's going to think that something is wrong. At the same time, the confident candidate has to sell himself to the company but also has the pleasure of having the company sell itself to him. You really do have to convince them that you want the job and are committed to it and then the company will work to convince you to take the job.

    9. Re:You don't have a degree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why is it so important for a degree? No one has answered that question. It just seems everyone agree's on getting the degree, but no one has stated the benefits.

      I've been working the valley for 14 years and have held numerous jobs, mfg test, jr SW test engineer, Sys admin and now an IT manager for a small startup. I've done all of this not having a degree. I actually started right out of high school. Granted, all of my jobs have been through networking, people that I knew, but still, no degree.

      I know that there are companies out there that won't even look at me without a degree and I find that really ridiculous. I was planning on getting a few certs (MCSE) rather than get a 4 yr because I believe it would be more benificial for my career in getting me up to date with current technologies and practices. Something you would not get in a 4yr education.

      The bottom line with a degree, IMO, is prestiege and nothing more. I've had managers who've had degrees in other fields that weren't CS related who were managers in a CS field or even CS engineers. I dunno. I think a degree is good for more of the professional jobs like doctors, lawyers, etc. CS related can go vocational. Again, IMO

    10. Re:You don't have a degree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why is it so important for a degree? No one has answered that question. It just seems everyone agree's on getting the degree, but no one has stated the benefits.

      I've been working the valley for 14 years and have held numerous jobs, mfg test, jr SW test engineer, Sys admin and now an IT manager for a small startup. I've done all of this not having a degree. I actually started right out of high school. Granted, all of my jobs have been through networking, people that I knew, but still, no degree.

      I know that there are companies out there that won't even look at me without a degree and I find that really ridiculous. I was planning on getting a few certs (MCSE) rather than get a 4 yr because I believe it would be more benificial for my career in getting me up to date with current technologies and practices. Something you would not get in a 4yr education.

      The bottom line with a degree, IMO, is prestiege and nothing more. I've had managers who've had degrees in other fields that weren't CS related who were managers in a CS field or even CS engineers. I dunno. I think a degree is good for more of the professional jobs like doctors, lawyers, etc. CS related can go vocational. Again, IMO

    11. Re:You don't have a degree? by msuzio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At the very least, if you don't have a degree, the people factor becomes that much higher. You're either going to have to know someone who can speak well to your qualifications and overall competance, or you're going to have to wow me in the interview.

      That having been said, we just did a round-table in an interview situation today (where the person in question did not have a degree yet), and 40% of us did not have a degree. Of the other 60%, only 2 of those people had a degree in CS :-).

      A degree is a good indicator of someone who knows something, and spent the time to learn it to some level. It's definately worth something in terms of indicating that the person is well-rounded and adaptable (which is just as important as specific fine-grained skills sometimes -- business needs change pretty quickly these days). I would at the very least seriously consider starting a degree program, it would at least show potential employers that you're working on that area. Even better, many of them will help you out with tuition (although like most things, those programs seem to be a little less common these days).

    12. Re:You don't have a degree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No degree is not always a problem.

      - I have no IT degree. I'm an American with a bachelors in Education from a European school (I got the travel bug in college - but still wanted to finish college.)
      - IT experience started with 4 years managing networks - starting by running a network in a sub-saharan African country.

      So, I'm a little weak on the paper proof of my competence. I have taking a number classes towards certificates, but haven't yet bothered with taking the exams (already have a job.) If I felt the need to job hop, I'd probably take the exams.

      Here's how I climbed the ladder:
      1. Got a job in the US for not so much money.
      2. Did my job well. Worked hard. Looked for opportunities to save the company money.
      3. The company saved money, so they had more to pay me.
      4. I'm now earning 2x what I earned 3 years ago, same company.
      5. Now struggling with rich white man's guilt ...

      Point 3 is key. Save your company money, and make sure that they know you save them money.

    13. Re:You don't have a degree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone wrote:
      "Being able to talk about college experiences--which your future boss and interviewer probably had--is one way to find common ground. My current uber-boss is from near London, and being able to just chat with him about where I lived in that city when I did a semester abroad allowed us to establish some common ground that made the interview go must more smoothly."

      Is that the reason to get a 4yr, to find common ground during an interview. I should hope that spending $100K+ for a college education would get you much more than that. I think life experiences in general work in finding a common ground during an interview. Heck just a few weeks ago I went on an interview, not having a college degree, but I managed to find common ground in the fact that we both rode motorcycles!

      Again, this hasn't convinced me to get a degree. Yeah, everyone says it limits you climbing the Corp ladder, but I don't think so. I think it ultimately has to do with your performance.

    14. Re:You don't have a degree? by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why post anonymously with all the weak language?

      Those of us who refuse to get degrees for whatever reason should stand up about the emperor's new clothes.

      Degrees are a perception, and that's it. Skills come from the ability to really learn and synthesize, something that is not a real requirement when getting a (4 year) degree, which is more about the ability to suck up and regurgitate.

      I went to college for 4 years (two different majors). Big waste of time and money. Grades never were bad or anything, I just quit. I saw the economy going to shit and decided to get a job while I still could. Best choice I ever made.

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    15. Re:You don't have a degree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm a systems manager at a large corporation, and started out my career as a UNIX systems administrator. I've found (through talking with my peers at other companies) that many managers tend to prefer college-educated employees for one reason, and one reason only: they tend to work for less money.

      Since becoming a manager myself, I've found this to be true. Those that I've interviewed without college degrees seem to have more experience, know their "stuff" better, and know their own value more than those with college degrees. I suspect that this is because many managers (including myself, I admit) tend to prey upon recent graduates because they have lower salary expectations--and that these expectations follow them throughout their careers.

      I have seven people working for me now, two of them without college degrees. Those two are indispensable. They both have less experience (yes, a bit opposite of the preceding paragraph) than their degreed counterparts, but both make $20,000/year more. I could easily withstand the loss of two or more of the degreed workers, but I will do whatever I can to keep those two working at my company.

      This has, with very few exceptions, been the case at most other companies I've worked at.

      Learn your stuff. Know your stuff. Learn how to communicate with others. Learn to show others what you know. Do it with confidence, and you'll be valued for your skills. The time you'd spend getting that piece of paper? Spend the same amount of time honing your skills. It will pay off better in the long run.

    16. Re:You don't have a degree? by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      so what your saying is it's impossible?

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    17. Re:You don't have a degree? by The+Jarvi · · Score: 1

      ?? you're interviewing ppl for positions and yet you're fishing for resumes via your yahoo email addy... ?? (somehow I'm confused as to exactly is making $13.00/hr now...perhaps you?-a cpl of degree's in physics, yet again not overly believable...) "..hiring like mad..." ahhh..the vocabulary of a duel degree-ist!

    18. Re:You don't have a degree? by kashani · · Score: 1

      The only people who care what degree you have are people with degrees. What's funnier is this rubber stamp approval extends to everything else. I submit the following story as evidence.

      I starting working in the food service business at fifteen. The money was good and you met so many people. Around twenty-three I was bar tending and had been doing it since I turned twenty-one. We had hired a guy out of some bar tending school. I had never taken a bar tending class, but assumed that people must learn something in a two week $1500 course.

      The new guy had just graduated from law school. His plan was to bartend and study for the bar exam coming up in the fall. I asked him about his class since none of the bartenders I knew had ever been to one. After a few stories about it he asked me which one I had gone to. I told him I had moved up from waiting tables, though I still did that to get extra hours. Immediately his attitude towards me changed to seeing me as some chump he'd have to show the ropes to and generally started ignoring anything I said about getting ready for the night.

      Naturally I was a bit pissed, but figured things would sort them out in a few hours. It was a Friday night which I can usually run on my own, but with server drinks and having to change the occasional keg it really takes two people. I offered to let him run the bar, the more glamorous position in his mind, and I'd take care of the server drinks. Forty-five minutes later he's freaking out. Half the people are pissed, he's making drinks out of order, and the drawer is probably short a few bucks. Five minutes later I ask him if he needs help. After he says yes I tell him to get me some ice and clear some dishes. By the time he gets back everyone has a drink, the tabs have been straightened out, and to add insult I had caught up enough to start chatting up a few of the women that he'd been eying. Needless to say he tended to listen to what I had to say after that.

      While I don't imagine the above applies to everyone I do think that people take the degree requirements a bit too far and often discount someone before checking out their exp.

      kashani

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    19. Re:You don't have a degree? by skifreak87 · · Score: 1

      I'm currently majoring in operations research & financial engineering (deals a lot w/ optimizing stuff) and if my university offered me the opportunity to double major I would also major in CS (by the time I graduate, I will almost definitely satisfy all CS requirements w/ the exception of maybe 1 or 2 courses). I'm graduating from a very respected university. If I wanted to work in IT, why wouldn't I be qualified because I don't have a CS degree? I will have the background for it, I will have a B.S.E (Bachelors of Science in Engineering).

      Comments like yours scare me because it makes me think that the world is struggling so much to find objective ways to differentiate between people that having one thing written on your degree is more important than what courses you took or what knowledge/education you have. It's the same line that was brought up to counter a new anti-grade inflation proposal. THe new proposal which sets a quota on the number of As that can be given out (among other things), defines achievement to be determined by the grade you receive as opposed to defining grades to reflect your achievement (which in my head is backwards).

      Correct me if I'm wrong and what you mean to say is that you need a degree, but the degree can be from a related field (such as yours from physics). But I understood your comment to mean we wont touc h someone w/out a degree even if their degree is from a related field.

    20. Re:You don't have a degree? by xero314 · · Score: 1
      So if your company only hires people with degrees then you admit you have over-paid under-skilled, and way under-motivated employees.

      I am the Chief Engineer for a Government funded project (by way of contract) and have no degree at all. The team that works UNDER me all have degrees, but that's only because they were hired before me.

      Point being don't let a lack of degree hold you back, either in finding a job or in hiring employees. Must of the quality developers I have worked with, for or had work for me, have no degree. Also, at least in development, Certs tend to go a little further than Degree's because they show that you know your stuff, not that you showed up to class everyday.

    21. Re:You don't have a degree? by Bellyflop · · Score: 1

      No, I never said it was impossible. I just said it can be difficult. There are going to be some jobs at some companies that simply won't consider someone without a degree. Do you have to work there? No, of course not. But if you want to work there, you're going to need to get that degree. Try approaching a hedge fund without a degree - they just don't really give people the benefit of the doubt. I've been out of college for quite a while but they still ask me what my SAT scores, GRE scores and college GPA are!

    22. Re:You don't have a degree? by Bellyflop · · Score: 1
      So if your company only hires people with degrees then you admit you have over-paid under-skilled, and way under-motivated employees.
      I'm not sure where you've come up with the evidence that fuels your conclusion, but I never said anything of the sort. Motivation never had anything to do with college. You can't equate skills with college OR experience. I've seen many employees with years of experience and barely enough skills to fill a fishbowl.

      What I am saying is that there are many very good companies for whom a degree is essential part of their hiring and advancement decisions. Like it or not, I've seen it happen. I have very little reason to believe that it will stop happening any time soon. In fact, I think it will get much harder to survive without it. It used to be that a highschool education was enough for an employer. Now, especially for a young guy, a college education is becoming the norm. I worry that eventually it will be a graduate degree.

      We might also be talking about entirely differnt types of firms. I live in New York so the majority of the firms are financial firms. They get a LOT of resumes so not having a degree instantly puts you on the reject pile unless you have some sort of inside track. You can hate it. You can disagree with it. You can personally work another way. It's not a guarantee that in all cases it will work in that particular way. But it's a useful generalization. You can always remove the "Education" component of your resume but if you put it there without having it and someone checks...
    23. Re:You don't have a degree? by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      personally i am looking at getting out of IT for these reasons. the problem i have with degree's is this. you learn nothing useful and it adds no value to your income yet you come out with a huge debt. almost every CS holder i've come across can talk rubbish till the cows come home but i say "ok sit down and write me this program" they are lost. I've never seen a job for new CS holders pay more then one not. bottom line is IT is a crap industry to be in and i'd never spend 30k on a CS

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    24. Re:You don't have a degree? by prockcore · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I pretty much *expect* people to have some sort of a college degree...and personally, at least a 4-year, and not from DeVry. If you don't, I immediately think "Why not?"

      Do you at least ask "why not?" instead of just thining it? I don't have a degree. I spent 3 years in college and then ran out of money. A few months later, I found a new job and have been working at that job ever since.

      I'm now the senior programmer and my job is in no danger of being outsourced. My job worked out so well, I turned down a 60k starting salary job offer at Intel.

      I have the money to go back to school and finish my degree now, but I haven't really seen the point. My years of experience say far more about my abilities than a degree would.

    25. Re:You don't have a degree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially in an Economy where at least 50% of the job hunters have a pile and a half of experience, and are willing to be paid the same amount as you.

      They could get someone without a degree and a ton of experience easily, so why take no degree and a little experience?

    26. Re:You don't have a degree? by plalonde2 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Interesting that I mostly hear this statement from people who didn't finish their degrees. Those that do sometimes say the same thing, but most seem to look back at that time as the last time to have studied freely of the things they wanted. If you treat uni as a job training school you're in for a disappointment. If instead you view it as a transition from living as an appendage to your parents to being your own self, pacing it through four years of learning stuff you want to learn about (and being stretched in other directions) you'll get a lot more out of it.

      I've hired a lot of people into good jobs in the last few years, as their manager. Some had degrees, some didn't (and at least one does now that he didn't then - congrats). The junior people I hire almost all have degrees; the others had the experience to back up their claims of abilities, which made them not junior anymore. But someone else took the initial risk.

    27. Re:You don't have a degree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not Having a degree has nothing to do with your career. A degree will get you an audience with certain types of people and jobs. In particular some large companies or organizations that require a degree. You probably don't want to work for these narrow minded jerks anyway.

      In my opinion the need for a degree is the biggest load of crap sold to the world. The university system 80% of the time generates drunken sex-mongers that finished a CS degree with no practical skills, and theoretical skills that were cleaned out with a strong dose of strong drink and drugs.

      The other 15% of people are die hard communist pinkos who want their software to be free and have no idea how to operate in the real world. Although there is hope for these people, they are more likely to flip out and bring in a gun, or some medieval weapon they designed in their garage over the weekend, and cause physical harm in the workplace. With luck they all remain in the University system pushing their agenda and helping feed and "water" a new generation of drunks.

      5% of the people go innocently, get out, figure out the degree was wortheless, and work their ass off creating value by learning new skills in the IT world.

      As for me personally, I've been doing this for ten years, right out of High School. First off I started as the PC Tech/helpdesk person, and searched and hunted for more to do. Take responsibility and move on. Three jobs and ten years later I've played the minor management game, done the Tech architect thing, and am pulling in $76,000 a year in a small city area (not a big tech center, just a small city). I don't think I'm doing that bad. I also don't have student loans to pay back.

      On the other hand, I took the time to contribute to a book on C++ for a major publisher, have written and sold my own software "on the side", and have never yet been layed off. Now there is still a chance, but in my experience, in the major layoffs I've been through (sometimes as much as 50% of the company going bye-bye) a degree has never been the deciding factor in whether you keep your job or not. The people that get layed off are the people who are deemed not necessary. (Sorry, but it's true.)

      I love running into the college grad who is making less money than me and is upset that they aren't making more than me, yet have no initiative to get it. The jobs are there, the money is there, I haven't been out of work yet, and I don't plan on it. If I had to leave my job today I don't think I'd have a problem finding comparable money. If I had a degree, I don't think it would make much of a difference.

      If I chose to go consulting, or another way than how I am currently employed I may be able to get more. But I like 37 hours a week, 3 weeks of vacation a year, salary of $76,000 a year, and a pretty much stress free do what you want environment.

      God Bless America and screw the university system. It's a big Con. What we need to do is cut back our Public Education system so kids have all the basics built in by 8th grade and then run college level education through the last four years. That way these kids can be put out at 18, get some real responsibility, and start in the job market. I started at 18, and picked up better than most 24 year olds just out of college. The four to six years of college we are pushing kids into is creating debt beyond need and teaching people to be irresponsible brain dead communist pinko drunkards.

    28. Re:You don't have a degree? by Bellyflop · · Score: 1

      I guess this discussion also comes down to differing definitions of what "IT" is. Some people see IT as being anything related to computers, whether it be programming, network admin, modelling, etc. whereas some people limit it to just SA/NA/"systems" work.

      I think there are some things you can't learn in class when it comes to software development/design. There are also some things that, while you can learn on the field, take a lot longer to learn if you never had the class. Maybe there are also some things that you either "get" or "don't get" and no amount of experience or class is going to help you get there.

      Honestly, I wouldn't want to be on the SA/NA side of IT. Maybe it's just because I don't like doing things that tend towards support roles. But, unfortunately, I agree - that part of the industry is pretty tough. It seems hard to have any sort of staying power, but there are always people who do it...

    29. Re:You don't have a degree? by maximilln · · Score: 1

      -----
      With luck they all remain in the University system pushing their agenda and helping feed and "water" a new generation of drunks
      -----
      You forgot the part about feeding and watering a new generation of students who will come up with the new theoretical algorithms which the proprietary software world will promptly steal, obfuscate, and patent.

      It's no mistake that modern day college students drink so much. You would too if you saw your best work get incorporated as intellectual property by some big company.

      -----
      If I had to leave my job today I don't think I'd have a problem finding comparable money
      -----
      You came from a relatively wealthy and pampered background? Let me guess. Two parents each making over $100k?

      No no... don't deny it. Every troll will claim to have originated from Oscar's garbage can. The reality is that while you accuse everyone else of being "communist pinkos", you're all spoiled brats.

      Nothing against you. You own the world. Congratulations.

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    30. Re:You don't have a degree? by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i class anything related to supporting/building computer systems as IT. even if you are in software development your still supporting customers by developing software... personally i can't think of any IT role where your not likely to have a rough time. software development your likely to get off shored, sys admins get pestered 1/2 to death for pitiful wages... I think i am going to become a massure. everyone loves them and they charge $60 an hour. plus your customers are all lieing face down 1/2 asleep what could be better.

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    31. Re:You don't have a degree? by xero314 · · Score: 1
      Some people don't get sarcasim.

      The point I was making is as much as it seems people with degrees have more drive than those with out, my experience has shown me that self educated employees tend to be more self motivated.

      Yes it's true some companies do filter resumes based on education, luckily that's a trend that is changing, atleast in companies that are predominantly software development based, governmental or eductation (I presume that is because they know the crap they turn out). Now that IT has actually been around long enough for there to be experienced employees in the work force, experience is becoming more important than education. For those in the work force, or trying to enter it, who are self educated, this is a very good thing because experience is easier to fake than education (just gather a couple buddies to vouch for you).

    32. Re:You don't have a degree? by ars · · Score: 1
      What do you do when you don't have a degree because you never needed one, computer skills are easy for you. Additionally I could not afford college. But now 10 years later you're having a hard time finding a job?

      I can do any kind of programming in any language you want, but all the companies will only hire for specific experience in the language they are using. Which gives a chicken and egg problem!

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    33. Re:You don't have a degree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha, yeah right, then you end up dead like that asshat tillman, having passed up millions only to DIE FOR NOTHING!!!

    34. Re:You don't have a degree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't fulfill any of those requirements... but I have this penis enlargement solution you might want to have a look at ;)

    35. Re:You don't have a degree? by leabre · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't have a degree but I have tons of experience and a proven history of creativity and being able to solve complex problems. I'm currently the Senior Developer at www.xdti.com working on a very sophisticated agency automation solution (C#, ASP.NET-based). I designed and implemented the complete accounting back-end (which was non-existant at the time I started 16 months ago), have driven the Browser (IE) beyond capabilities listed on most websites (I know, I've searched and had to solve them on my own), implemented and designed the industries most open business-to-business communications and information-sharing protocols, fraud detection and prediction analysis programs, and more. I routinely am relied upon by other team members who are having difficulties solving some very pressing and trying technical and implementation issues and have always proven myself to succeed when asked (and not only help them get their deadlines, but still complete mine ahead of schedule) but I've only been late once.

      I work 40 hours a week (rarely more unless we are in a production crunch). Started with 5 other developers and now am the most senior of about 47 developers + QA + analyst (that didn't exist when I started). I have been promoted to Senior Developer and they all report to me in certain respects: I mentor, train, help them clean up the code, help them undestand the application and so on. I've reduced about 40k lines of code to about 10k lines in an OOP kind of way. My pay raises tend to be 10% a pop.

      Two weeks ago I was offered a position as a Project manager and accepted. They are now going to train me in it for a year while still having some lessor responsibilities in my previous Sr. Developer role so that if I decide it isn't for me, I can stay where I was an no harm, no foul, or I can leave the developer spot and get my own team. I'm currently leading a the Accounting (in part) team which is the largest team and most heavily funded team in the company.

      Do I have a college degree? Nope. In fact, I started and left college because of money issues. But I have an impressive employment and record and excellent experience.

      I am currently in school now to finish my CS degree. I actually have my sights on transferring into Caltech and am preparing myself for that level of academic excellence. Wherever I end up attending, I will succeed well and am doing well without it. My income? My taxes this year I filed for $138k. It took me a year of unemployment before I landed my first interview but they hired me and here I am. During that unemployment I consulted and made decent money but personally, I prefer being employed (unlike most other people I know, would rather be independent).

      So if you are looking solely at college achievement to help you make your decisions, you are only cheating yourself and the company you represent. Anyone with the right attitude, mindset, devotion, knowledge, and creativity can do impressive feats when given the chance (I know these people are rare, I haven't met anyone else like me yet) but the college degree missing, doesn't make them any lessor.

      In short, I'm glad I don't work for you, and if I ever come across you in an interview (supposing I make it that far), I can only hope that something in me reveals itself to you and you can see me for who I am, and not what you think I'm not based on not having a degree.

      The software that I write (this is my third enterprise application I've started that is sold commercially) has many thousands of users that use it daily (as it is an application) and our database is about 10 terabytes (a very large one considering we are a Microsoft shop).

      Anyway, like I said, the attitude you project is only cheating yourself. You are doing yourself no justice by weeding out college grads only, but I can also see your point. I work and have worked with many people that have multiple degrees and even multiple masters degrees and I still out perform them in the critical thinking area and the trouble

    36. Re:You don't have a degree? by terras · · Score: 1

      College educations, especially in CS/EE, are, to my experience, four year mixers with hundred thousand dollar cover charge. If someone enters a CS or EE program without the raw skills, they'll come out as a broke, burnt out person with a piece of paper and maybe some connections on the other end. The really smart ones enter with the skills, and leave with the connections (with the implicit job).

      In short, people like me get shafted. I have no degree, but I've been coding continuously since I was five years old, in a wide variety of languages and environments, but in this economy it doesn't mean diddly.

      -Eric
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    37. Re:You don't have a degree? by DrFalkyn · · Score: 1

      Let me just take a wild guess - you work for a DoD contractor. They love hiring their ex-military buddies. At one shop I knew I was the only one not to have military experience, and this was back in '00 right before the bust when they still needed people. Not to knock the military - some fine individuals come out of their programs. Why couldn't you do the same thing going through ROTC at a good university though?

    38. Re:You don't have a degree? by Bellyflop · · Score: 1

      Well you have to be good at translating sarcasm into the written word in order for people to get it.

      I think most competent firms know that it's easy to fake references. My firm doesn't even bother to check them because they are such unreliable sources. But usually, you can pick out someone who knows what they are talking about from someone who doesn't during the interview. But the point I was trying to make is that often, in order to get the interview at all, you need some credentials.

    39. Re:You don't have a degree? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with DeVry? They are now a fully accredited university, no longer simply a 'trade school'.

    40. Re:You don't have a degree? by Ginga_Ninja · · Score: 0, Troll
      I'm certainly in the minority here, but we actually prefer people who don't have degrees (and we're also hiring like mad).

      Now I'm quite prepared to accept that there are cultural differences betwwen university in the US and our universities in the UK, but excuse me for saying, that someone who spends 4 years at university getting a piece of paper to tell themselves how bright they are is far less the sort of person we want than someone who got off their ass, maybe travelled a bit, took a year out thinking what they'd like to do. Did some really crappy jobs and got some life experience.

      Sure, we're also talking about different disciplines (programming as opposed to projects and alround ability), but we tend to employ on personal skills rather than academic achievement.

      A lot of applications we get from degree holders tend to be "I have a degree, so you owe me a job". Yeah? well, come back when you've lost the attitude and we'll talk about it. :-)

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    41. Re:You don't have a degree? by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

      I'm sure not about to put my work or home address in my sig. I get enough spam at home and I don't need to start getting it at work. I work for a major defense contractor and we can't hire people fast enough...in fact, we have 10 starting today at my location (all IT positions, mostly work with the NSA) and we're still behind where we need to be for the year.

      A "duel-degree-ist"? Ok, let's talk about Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton...

    42. Re:You don't have a degree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > have driven the Browser (IE) beyond
      > capabilities listed on most websites
      > (I know, I've searched and had to solve
      > them on my own)

      great. Another piece of software that has to use a particular browser version, making the user locked into something with fatal security flaws. Bravo, go give yourself a pat on the back. Well done sir. You'd have learnt NOT to do that at Uni (assuming you didn't spend all your time smoking pot).

    43. Re:You don't have a degree? by Napoleon+Blownapart · · Score: 1

      Guess a young drop out like Bill Gates would not stand a chance with you guys then? You're right of course, if you are a young, bright and talented techie who is hungry to get out into the real world and give youself a head start in front of those who need to go through the academics to get themsevles up to speed then I guess you will never amount to anything. Those kind of kids never do.

    44. Re:You don't have a degree? by Bellyflop · · Score: 1

      That's the thing though - college isn't about coding skills. I agree - if you come in with nothing, you're probably not going to learn it there. College degrees are about computer science skills - a language independent way of knowing what the hell is going on and how to do things. Don't get me wrong - a lot of college graduates never learn much and it's essentially a waste. But then that's what the interview is for...The resume screening is just to cut the pool of candidates.

    45. Re:You don't have a degree? by xero314 · · Score: 1
      Sadly enough you are correct some companies do require certain credentials to get in the door. Luckily certifications work well a large part of the time, at least at newer companies or those that deal with experimental and cutting edge technology (Lockheed Martin for example will surely look at a Software Developer as long as they have the right certs). I on the other hand don't let people filter my resume.

      Sending out resumes and not following up is the best way to not get a job. Many companies, even those that do filter will give you a chance as long as you make the effort. Actually taking the time to find the company, research who you need to talk to, and then go see them, will often get you a fair interview even if you don't have the credentials (hence why I have no degree and no certs and still lead a team of all degreed and certified individuals).

      Getting an interview and interviewing well are the keys to getting a good job. Knowning your audiance is also key. Never tell a company you want a certain job, let them know you want to work for them and why! Also be sure to control the interview, most interviewers won't know that you didn't answer certain questions if you never give them a chance to get to them. Just be sure what you do say is relevant to the position you want.

    46. Re:You don't have a degree? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You move "down" to management, regardless where you start ;)

    47. Re:You don't have a degree? by Ginga_Ninja · · Score: 1
      Good modding. well done. This is not a troll but a case in fact and an alternate point of view which happens to go against the grain of 90% of the other comments here. I can't help that. I have a degree, but i didn't get a massive chip on my shoulder with mine, that's all.

      :)

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      the future's bright, the future's ginger
    48. Re:You don't have a degree? by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

      A young drop out like Bill Gates wouldn't be looking for a job here. The number of people who think they have talent is far greater than the number of people who actually have talent. A college education at least shows the candidate can finish something and possesses some discipline. The personal interview tells a lot too. The bottom line is we need a discriminator and a college degree is effective.

    49. Re:You don't have a degree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      troll response....realitvly wealthy background--then wouldn't i be drinking in college for six years? No-- my parents were the classic struggling scenario that eventaully ended up pulling down 40k a year after a late in life vocational school in the 80s at a government job .... the rich kids like the communist pinkos cause they got "rich white guy syndrome" --me, I'm a do it yourself or just don't do it at all.

    50. Re:You don't have a degree? by leabre · · Score: 1

      In my whole message, this is the only thing that you have any gripes about?

      The company has a requirement that all of our users use IE only. That makes it simple. I don't need to worry about browser incompatibilities or differences. Since all of our users pay for licenses the same way they do any other desktop account, then our company is in a posotion to enforce it. If they use something else and it is broken, that's their problem. We only support IE and I'm in no position to say otherwise.

      You may not like it, but then again, this is my job, and not yours so you are in a position to not care and avoid it and me, I'm in a position to care and get paid to do as the company desires.

      Thanks,
      Leabre

    51. Re:You don't have a degree? by terras · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, most HR discounts that anyone can possibly obtain those CS skills through anything but a 4-year college degree.

    52. Re:You don't have a degree? by N0decam · · Score: 1

      The thing a lot of people in your situation don't realize is that for every stellar candidate, like you, without a degree, there are 1000 other crap candidates that don't have a degree.

      In an ideal world, hiring managers would have time to interview everyone who applied, and choose the best person for the job.

      I don't know what kind of view you have from your office, but the one out my window shows a less than ideal world.

      The ratio of good candidates with degrees might not be much better than the 1000:1 (I personally think it is way better than that,) but at least those people have shown that they can stick with a program - note that not having a degree proves nothing.

      Give a hiring manager two identical resumes, one with a degree, one without, and it's pretty clear to me which one will get the interview.

      You're the exception, not the rule. Good for you!

    53. Re:You don't have a degree? by leabre · · Score: 1

      Looking out my "window", see can see the same less than ideal world. It isn't easy to persevere in this industry/economy combination. I don't think for one second that I'm irreplaceable. I must constantly be seeking to make this app better, keep my skills ahead of my time, learning the new idealogies (these days its design patterns, something I've long been informally aware of but not quite as aware as I am now (in terms of practicing it)).

      I know it is hard to land a job and I also know that the same two resumes one with degree one without, may get biased towards the college grad (all things being equal, in this case, they aren't equal since one lacks somethign the other has) but I think in the interview, the most important thing is how you sell yourself (and whether you are asking for less money than the next -- all things being equal (but not really equal)).

      Companies, I've learned, that are in the business of hiring the right person for the job, will be a little more pragmatic and look for the traits in a person that they know works well with the focus of the company.

      I have seen a company decide to shift its interviewing away and only take people who have degrees, and I've watched two of those companies fold because the people they hired couldn't pull their wait and it was too late to correct the problem. The people they hired previously were college drop-outs, but more or less people who learned through experience and trial-and-error and yielded incredible results.

      I've also learned something from that, having been a developer on those teams. When I now interview, I try to get to know the person and have a feel for their technical ability.

      I remember 4 months ago interviewing one guy that had 4 printed pages of work experience, things such as a Sr. Developer for MS (as a contractor judging by the rapid date change of everything), to being a Sr. Developer for IBM, Oracly, Intel, MS, Corel, everywhere else, with 3 Masters degrees, spanning math, CS, and business, and so on but didn't present himself so well, more like he wanted to come in and take over the team and lay it flat (we're a VB/C# house and he wanted to be C# only and convert everything else to C# to suit his "comfortability").

      We ended up hiring another guy that was a bit cocky, no college degree, good experience and other traits that I recognize, and thus far (4 months later) has proven to be an excellent choice for the position.

      There are more ways than 1 to weed out the BS'ers in an interview and to get into their personality to see if they are a good fit for the team.

      If you need a job and are in Southern California, give me a holler. We are more than fair in our determining whether or not you'll be offered a position in one of our teams.

      Thanks,
      Leabre

    54. Re:You don't have a degree? by N0decam · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, once you get to the interview, throw that degree out the window. Fact is though, a lot of places simply won't even let you get to the interview without that hall pass.

      I'm not in Southern California though - I'm in a small Western Canadian university city, which pumps out way more CS grads than local industry can use, so it's tough slogging for anyone without a degree around here to get an entry level interview. That said, a candidate with solid work experience can still find work - the trick is to get that experience in the first place :)

      I don't mean to say that having a degree is absolutely required - though my marks certainly helped me get the interviews I did - I also know for a fact that there were people in my graduating class who had better marks, but were completely antisocial, and wouldn't be able to do my job for a half hour. I also think I could have been doing what I do without a degree. I wouldn't have gotten past HR here though.

      And thanks for the interview offer, but I'm pretty happy where I am, though your shop sounds like a good place to work, and would probably be a good fit for someone like me. :)

    55. Re:You don't have a degree? by PFactor · · Score: 1

      Nope. I am a full time employee for a large hospital. I used to work for a consulting firm until the bottom dropped out. Before that I worked at a CompUSA (~30 days - retail sucks). Before that I was blowing things up in the Marines. Nobody I knew in the Corps was involved in any of those jobs I got.

      I feel like I got a better education by travelling around the world, learning to depend on others (and learning to be dependable) than I would have by going to college and puking my guts out for 4 years or so.

      --
      Don't believe anything I say. I crash test crack pipes for a living.
  19. Get a cert, throw it away by Gothmolly · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have an MS cert which I will never, ever, EVER use, yet its listed proudly on my resume next to my Solaris and other tech certs. Why? Because HR drones OCR your resume and do text-searches on it. If you don't have the magic words, you never even make it to the real decision makers.

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    1. Re:Get a cert, throw it away by warriorpostman · · Score: 2

      That's really depressing, but I have a feeling you are absolutely correct. My current company encourages developers to pursue MS certifications and I may bite on that pretty soon when I get more familiar with .NET. They even pay bonuses for certain combinations of certs passed.

      I'd love to move back to developing in an environment that uses UNIX, but until then I'll take advantage of whatever my company offers to pay for with Microsoft-related stuff. I consider it a bonus that they actually want us to learn something.

  20. You don't have a what?! by heyitsme · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Would it be worth it to get a degree in MIS or CS?

    I really hope this isn't serious... how exactly did you plan to get very far in a field you have no formal education in? Trust me, I am a firm believer that "clues > certs" but in the case of a university degree, it's a no brainer. I really hope this was a troll submission...

    1. Re:You don't have a what?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pfft .. i barely made it out of high school ..
      college? - no way .. certifications? .. not a
      damn single one .. but i've been successfully
      working as an engineer and developer for over ten
      years now .. i spent all the time i was supposed
      to be learning HS bullshit learning how to code
      instead, and it paid off .. but when i was doing
      it, i wasn't thinking "well i'm going to be doing
      this so i can make a lot of money later" .. i did
      it because i *love* it .. and if you have no love
      for it, you aren't worth the time to hire

      personally, when i'm looking as a resume, i weed
      out the folks that have degrees and consider the
      ones without them first - if you read between the
      lines you can find the folks with a true love of
      their work .. i'd rather have one serious tech
      devotee than a dozen "oh gee my mommy said go in
      to computers so now i have a BS in CS" asswipes

    2. Re:You don't have a what?! by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I really hope this isn't serious... how exactly did you plan to get very far in a field you have no formal education in?

      With experience. I started with a $10 per hour job with no experience or formal education in computers. My pay just about doubled every two years for 6 years, then has leveled out after the dot com bubble burst. Still no formal education in computers, but I've never had trouble finding a job and advancing.

      My question is why you would exclude a candidate with all the knowledge and experience just because he lacked a degree? After all, it is just another cert.

    3. Re:You don't have a what?! by SpamJunkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obviously it's the people that purchased a formal education that think it is a wise investment. I think the decision is more complex than that.

      I'm not going to attack spending several thousand dollars and four years to get an education. However I do take issue with the idea that there is no other way to become skilled. A highly motivated person can reach the same amount of skill as an educated person in the same amount of time at a much lower cost and often with real world experience colleges don't supply.

      The downside is the requirement for motivation. Obviously if sleeping in until noon, skipping class and writing all your papers the night before they are due is you preferred method of working then picking up some books from the library and reading them isn't going to do you any good; the books will go unread.

      But how is this method of learning, which many people use to get their degrees, of any benefit? Long term memory takes repetition and association. This is not something that happens in a night of binge studying especially when those newly formed links in the brain are hammered with beer as a celebration for finishing final exams.

      Some fields, such as law, have no alternatives. The bar exam requires the sponsorship of a law school. And, of course, a highly motivated person is likely to excell within the education system as well as outside it. So, as I said first, the decision is complicated. To buy a degree or not? That's a fifty thousand dollar question.

    4. Re:You don't have a what?! by ninjadroid · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, cultural intertia is not to be underestimated. Taken as a whole, the "developed" nations really believe that a higher education is the key to be being a well rounded and competent human being. Try having a conversation with a true believer, and try to pin down the exact merits and whether there might be better ways to provide the same benefit (so that people aren't going broke/in debt and taking 4 years to get an entry level job). You will make absolutely no progress, and get scoffed at mightily. It's elitism, plain and simple. Until this notion is shed (if it ever is), a degree is always going to be a de facto necessity for higher-level jobs. People such as your self are simply very very rare.

    5. Re:You don't have a what?! by Bloodbath · · Score: 1

      Well said. I wish I had some mod points.

    6. Re:You don't have a what?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an English degree and started serious UNIX programming at great pay right out of college because I'd been programming since I was six years old and had some good recent experience. This was post dot com burst and post layoffs. It's said that only 40% of programmers actually have a CS degree. Experience trumps education.

    7. Re:You don't have a what?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just dumb. IT is all about what you know. A degree in MIS/CS that is more than 5 years old is worthless. What gets a job in IT is quanitative successes... In other words... How much $ did you save the company doing X. Also it helps to have a personality that is more interesting than a pentium 133 running Windows 95.

      Certs are valuable if it directly relates to the job. And BTW don't apply to jobs that you don't have the skill set for dumb ass. If it lists something as a requirement and you don't have it don't bother.

    8. Re:You don't have a what?! by Ogerman · · Score: 1

      I really hope this isn't serious... how exactly did you plan to get very far in a field you have no formal education in?

      Sorry, but that's an extremely closed-minded way of thinking. While I agree that most everyone should complete at least a 2-year program in some area of study, simply for the social side of things, there are plenty of accomplished programmers without a formal CS background. And, likewise, there are plenty of people with formal CS backgrounds that are truly incompetent at their jobs. It all depends on how you personally learn best and what career path you intend to take. No, you won't likely get a big corporate IT job without a CS degree, but not everyone wants such a job. (insert picture of Dilbert)

      Here's one possible idea: Become an expert at J2EE and do Open Source based consulting. In a down economy especially, companies are looking to cut their IT costs while still using proven technology. You don't need a degree to hire yourself, and you can certainly do better than $13/hour. If you like, take some classes on the side in something that interests you--business administration maybe? Of course this route is not for everyone. You need dedication and an entrepreneurial mindset to some extent.

    9. Re:You don't have a what?! by dave420 · · Score: 1
      Having a degree or certification doesn't prove anything except the fact you have a degree or certification. Lots of people can recite, parrot-fashion, everything they need to pass any test. It's a different breed of person who can pull that out of the deepest recesses of their mind and apply it in a timely and effective manner, suitable to the business at hand.

      Looking for applicants with degrees/certs is siding on lazy. You have to look for the right applicant, not the right degree. After all, we're talking about PEOPLE not machines. There are many valid reasons for people to not go to college. Prejudicing against them not only hurts them, but possibly the hirer too.

      In a field such as IT, technology changes faster than any course at a college. They can't teach real-world experience. I've been to college, and I know it's true. They can teach you case studies and methodology but they can't teach you about office politics and "picky servers set up by some guy 18 months ago". You have to figure that out for yourself. Your success in the real world has nothing to do with degrees. If you're a smart cookie and can let people see that, you're set. In many cases experience does a person more good than a degree.

      Remember, when you get out of college, you're instantly 4 years of real-life experience behind someone your same age who didn't go. A lot changes in 4 years...

  21. My cleaning lady charges about the same! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We pay our cleaning lady $50 to clean the house once a week, which takes her from 3 to 4 hours. She is 25 years old, doesn't know how to move a mouse or type on a keyboard.

    At $13 an hour and a bunch of certifications, I think you are probably in the wrong company or doing the wrong stuff.

  22. My advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop jogging during hurricanes!

    Why does it feel like the wind is in your face whether you are coming or going?

  23. Welcome to the real world. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, experience is still paramount to HR drones and upper management. Even in IT, upward mobility is only a function of age and ass kissing.

  24. Move... by KlomDark · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Boston is a dying area for techies, like Silicon Valley, less jobs every year. Beefing up your resume won't help much if there's insufficient need in your environment.

  25. If you're looking to move up, avoid the cert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The last thing you need is to be typecast as "just another MCSE". Because if you're good the cert is worthless.

    You have to find yourself in a big enough organization where you can prove you're as good as you obviously think you are.

    1. Re:If you're looking to move up, avoid the cert by warriorpostman · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty brazen statement. Certifications are totally and uniquely in the eye of the beholder. I talked to my cousin who is a pro-MS guy and a year or two ago he said to me, "Those Unix admin guys are a dime a dozen". Unix people say the same thing about MS guys.

      It gets ridiculous to say the least. I'll gladly pursue my .NET certification, when the time is right. I may not advertise it on a billboard, but I'll certainly include it on my resume.

  26. Consulting by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hit up your local temp agencies for temp IT work. Once you get a temp job make yourself indspensable and the job will follow.

    1. Re:Consulting by Mateito · · Score: 1

      > Once you get a temp job make yourself indspensable.

      Reading between the lines, that means changing all the root and administrator passwords and not writing them down anywhere, except in your will.

    2. Re:Consulting by El+Pollo+Loco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know this is somewhat of a joke, but I've done that. Hired as a temp for 2 weeks. Worked there for 3 months. I left because of my own commitments, and by networking the manager guarenteed me a job if I ever needed one again. Granted, this was a labor job, not IT. But I was making close to 13/hr even then. As to the not having a degree aspect, GET THE DEGREE. I make over 13/hr. I'm still in college. My work constantly hires students. We get experience, they get cheap labor. But you gotta be at least enrolled in school.

    3. Re:Consulting by maximilln · · Score: 1

      Temp agencies leave a bad taste in my mouth. For one you're getting scalped. Is little better than being bought and sold on a meat market. If you're getting $13 chances are the company's paying closer to $25.

      Maybe this second point varies depending upon the size of the company but I found that the temp agency/contractor stigmatism hangs around in a big company. The vast majority of people in a technical/skilled position are hired through contacts and HR. So what's with that guy over there? He came from a temp agency? What's wrong with him?

      Once they start looking for something wrong they don't stop until they find it. If there isn't anything wrong they'll crawl up your backside so far that you'll grow a tumour in the middle of your forehead. Then there'll be something wrong.

      And no company wants a guy with a softball sized tumour on his forehead working for them. Time to push him out the door.

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      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
  27. Two Choices by hjmartin70 · · Score: 1

    Start your own business, risk it all and gain experience. Or, go to school get paper certs and keep plugging away at the HR departments. I followed the first path. While a degree will be useful in getting some jobs (certs too), real world experience will help with actually doing any job in IT.

    1. Re:Two Choices by Publicus · · Score: 2, Informative

      I started my own business too, and it enabled me to move way up the ladder in the past two years: from tech support to Webmaster. I had confidence in myself. I was willing to fall flat on my face and fail. I took a chance. Worked hard. Treated people right. Was honest. It paid off.

      One tip: when you have many skills, and little experience, tailor your resume to the job you're applying for. If they want an ASP developer, don't tell them you can do ASP, PHP, Perl, and some JSP. Tell them you can do ASP.

      Then, to add to that, tell them you work well with other people. You're not selfish about your turf. They're looking for a quality person who can do the job. Show them that you're a quality person that can do the job. Then, when you get the job, be a quality person, do the job.

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      My Karma was at 49, then they switched to words. All that work for nothing!

  28. nope by Grifter · · Score: 1

    The industry is mostally at a stand still. I have my RHCE and my CCNA, and still no jobs. I send out resumes through Monster and HotJobs(Yahoo), call companies, and appear in person with no avail. It seems all hopeless right now.

  29. Specialize by rigmort · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    I'm a Macintosh (mostly) sys admin and there is plenty of demand for my skills. Windows sys admins seem to be a dime a dozen. Find a specialty -- even my dog has his CCNA and MCSE.

    1. Re:Specialize by reimero · · Score: 1

      I agree. I'm not as edumacated as most (no degree, no cert, working on remedying that) but was fortunate enough to get experience in a very specialized niche area while jobs were plentiful. Now, there aren't a whole lot of places that need my particular skill set, but there aren't many people out there with this skill set, either. I'm not going to make a ton of cash, but I'm comfortable and happy.

      The point is, specializing can pay off, especially if it's something that's not a dime a dozen.

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      Something clever
  30. Nice hobby, crappy career by Maxwell · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Keep computers in your basement as a hobby. I am wrapping up my BS in Business this spring, likely startting MBA next year. Why be Dilbert when you can be the Pointy Haried Boss?

    My biggest problem is I am too good at what I do (I build Oracle/MS-SQL DB's for health care facilites). I also make enough money that the ROI on the MBA doesn't look that great. I'll have to work hard on forgetting what I know to be an effective manager. "I heard Mauve has more RAM". heh. Can't wait!

    JON

    1. Re:Nice hobby, crappy career by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      You should be modded up just for your dilbert quote, that was my favourite strip:

      "I heard Mauve has more RAM".

      RE: "PHB Wants a fancy new SQL database"!

      That was classic and is 100% right-on my old PHB..

      --
      Mod +5 Drunk
    2. Re:Nice hobby, crappy career by Maxwell · · Score: 1

      c/Haried/Haired

      for the clueless

      JON

    3. Re:Nice hobby, crappy career by heff · · Score: 1

      your mba program didn't require any post grad work experience?

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    4. Re:Nice hobby, crappy career by justins · · Score: 1

      Why be Dilbert when you can be the Pointy Haried Boss?
      My biggest problem is I am too good at what I do

      Congratulations, you're well on your way to achieving your goal.

      --
      Now before I get modded down, I be to remind whoever might read this that what I am saying is FACT. - bogaboga
  31. Willing to relocate? by daVinci1980 · · Score: 1

    As a previous poster mentioned, 'who you know' can be as or more important than what you know.

    The other question is whether or not you are willing to relocate. If you are, then its pretty easy to move up (speaking from experience). If not, then you are severely limited in your choices.

    My $0.02.

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    I currently have no clever signature witicism to add here.
  32. What are your goals? by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If you are in a low-end job and have no CS degree, you're going to have a very hard time getting noticed for a higher-level of technical position. Especially if your resume if your only tool. I can only recommend that you network with some higher-up technical folks in person, and find out (A) if your goals are realistic, and (B) if they can help you.

    You ask whether it's "worth it" to get some more training or a degree. In return, I'd ask what you're trying to accomplish. Do you want to be a software engineer, given you don't have a computer science background? I've known a few excellent people in that situation, but they are VERY rare.

    Also, before blaming the economy: is your resume excellent? Please post it online and I'm sure you'll receive some constructive criticism from the Slashdot crowd....

    1. Re:What are your goals? by persaud · · Score: 1

      No degree -- specialize in new technology for which there are no degrees. That means bleeding edge, with the risk that your expertise may become irrelevant when the market picks a winner. But the principles behind any good technology are both timeless and portable, so you can't lose. How to find new technology? Open-source comes to mind.

    2. Re:What are your goals? by sydb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Degrees in technologies... this must be something new.

      When/where I'm from, degrees are in fields of knowledge, not technologies.

      --
      Yours Sincerely, Michael.
    3. Re:What are your goals? by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      Also, before blaming the economy: is your resume excellent?

      Ooh. You hit the nail on the head. If you aren't getting interviews, what is your resume like, and what do your cover letters look like (you have been making a separate cover letter for ever application, right?)? If you are getting interviews, but not jobs, what are your interviewing skills like? Often, if they interview you, all you have to do is not screw up. But you'd be surprised how many people can't make it 10 minutes without screwing themselves.

    4. Re:What are your goals? by persaud · · Score: 1

      I could have phrased that better. The question was about getting attention when you don't have a degree. Most technical degrees use technology as a teaching vehicle for larger principles of the field.

      If you don't have a degree, you can use new technology to both achieve and illustrate mastery of a given specialty. Sufficiently new technology can get you in the door, especially when that technology has not yet become a teaching vehicle for any degree.

    5. Re:What are your goals? by G00F · · Score: 1

      "I'm sure you'll receive some constructive criticism from the Slashdot crowd"

      Criticism yes, contstructive? I seriously doubt it. . . . .

      --
      The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive
    6. Re:What are your goals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another thought on the resume. Hire a professional to re-work it. Youre a geek, not a marketing copy writer. Just watch out for the people who want to charge you $50 for ideas you can get from "Resumes for Dummies".

      As for school, if you don't have something in CS, EE or something related I would consider it if you can figure out any way to pay for it. It will do you more good in the long run than any cert will. I can't count the number of people I've interviewed or worked with who had a cert in C++/Java/whatever who were cookbook programmers (maybe good ones, but still cookbook). Limited fundamental knowledge, limited ability to adapt to new things...

  33. small town by Doctux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    im only 18 but im finding easy to find IT work in small town usa, i dont have any certs, but i know my shit. people will pay outrageous sums of money to have a comp know it all in their office.

    1. Re:small town by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please post the location of small town usa...

    2. Re:small town by WwWonka · · Score: 2, Funny

      im only 18 but im finding easy to find IT work in small town usa, i dont have any certs, but i know my shit.

      Spoken like a true 18 year old who doesn't know their shit.

    3. Re:small town by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless your reliably making over $100/hour or over $200K/year then your not making "outfageous sums of money". Not all of us live w/our parents, you know....

    4. Re:small town by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "...but i know my shit..."

      But apparently you don't even know about capitalization...communication skills are essential. I'd guess that you are doing trivial stuff, like removing virii from windows machines, reinstalling windows, etc., in small businesses in small town usa. Trust me, you don't know shit...:-)

    5. Re:small town by puppet10 · · Score: 1
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    6. Re:small town by cduffy · · Score: 1
      I did that myself, and thought I knew my shit.

      Then I went to college -- and was better than 98% of the people there, and thought I knew my shit[1].

      Then I went to work in the Bay Area (at an embedded Linux company with a bunch of kernel developers), and realized I didn't know jack squat.

      Trust me -- you may think you know your shit, but there's always a bigger pond to play in. [2]

      ---
      [1] Though the pre-college me wasn't nearly as good as the new me -- I'd had no knowledge of the innards of the CPU except as a black box, didn't understand database normalization, and otherwise hadn't had as deep an understanding of the things I thought I knew.
      [2] Of course, that's half the fun!

    7. Re:small town by Doctux · · Score: 1

      ha ha, well i guess you told me, apparently one must use proper grammer and punctuation on message boards in order to know about their chosen profession. dont be mad just because i make as much money as you strate out of high school.

    8. Re:small town by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Ahhh but to an 18 year old $20 - $25 an hour IS a shitload of money.... ;-p

      --
      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    9. Re:small town by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > like removing virii from windows machines

      The correct term is "viruses." I'll spare you from pointing out the irony.

    10. Re:small town by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Minus points :
      grammer = grammar
      strate = straight
      dont = don't
      i = I

      Plus points :
      their = their

      Overall score :
      C, not bad!

  34. Its not about the resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In these times, being on a employment comittee myself recently, I can tell you that your skills get your foot in the door, that is all. From then on out, its all about how you present yourself.

    Dont hold your breath for the IT industry to come back either, you need to start consulting work and keep yourself busy.

  35. Its been said, but its good advice by Gr33nNight · · Score: 1

    Try applying for jobs outside of Boston. I work in IT in Madison, Wisconsin and I graduate with a 2-year tech degree in May, and make about $35k a year starting (about a year ago). I dont have any certs and no prior experience. There are jobs out there, you just might have to move for it. Otherwise I would think about getting out of IT.

  36. whats a poor economy by avandesande · · Score: 1

    As a child in the 70s i remember drinking powdered milk and driving decades old cars... everyone we knew was broke. Are we really doing that bad?

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    1. Re:whats a poor economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are we really doing that bad?

      Some of us are. The primary sources of income on my 1040 this year were unemployment benefits (based on a part-time income) and a paper route. My car isn't decades old... only one decade, because that's when I bought it new: '94. If I had to replace it, I'd be looking at models from the 80's. A while back I switched from beer to hard liquor, not as a step toward homeless alcholism, but because I can drink the same amount of ethanol for a lot less money that way. I remember the 70's too, and speaking for myself, my family was definitely better off then than I am now.

    2. Re:whats a poor economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drove by the cotton fields on my way to work this morning. I said hello to your mother. She wanted me to remind you to wear clean underwear. Hopefully she didn't mind the face full of dust as I sped off in my new BMW.

    3. Re:whats a poor economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work 3 jobs to eat ramen noodles and take the bus. It might not be too bad for a child of the 70s, but as a child of the 90s, yes. it is that bad.

  37. Get a Degree and all the certs you can get.... by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    ...after persuing that. Start networking with everyone you can. Don't be afraid to play the part of the sniveling 'yes-man' or brown-noser...

    It's you or them.

    If you don't have a degree and have no certs, what the heck are you complaining about? $13 an hour is more then enough for unskilled labor. BTW, without that degree or certs that ALL you will be to the eyes of a hiring manager.

    --
    If you ignore the other uses of a tool, does that make the tool less useful, or you less useful?
    1. Re:Get a Degree and all the certs you can get.... by WaterDamage · · Score: 1

      hahaha, tell that to Michel Dell, Bill Gates or Larry Ellison.

      This just shows stupid how college droupouts really are.

      It's what you do in life and business, not just the education you have that will make you successful.

    2. Re:Get a Degree and all the certs you can get.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the guy sending in this question was anything like Michael Dell, Bill Gates or Larry Ellison he wouldn't have to be told anything about getting ahead...

      This 'guy' is nothing more then a drone looking for a way to make a few extra bucks in the here and now. He's not looking to become some 'innovator' or business leader, just a guy with a cushy job and few worries...

      Perhaps you should consider learning a little more about the differences in people... Seriously, can you honestly believe that someone even a tiny bit similar to the three men you named would ever need to be told how to get ahead? Oh wait a minute... you forgot to take your Mentat pills, right?

  38. CERTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certs mean nothing in reality but get them if you want to move up.

    I have no certs and know more than most people that I work with, but they were all hired because they had a stupid little peice of paper. I only got in because I had a friend on the inside.

    As much as I hate to say it Certs are your friend.

  39. umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that would be 13 rupees instead of $13...

  40. Don't bother with a degree in MIS or CS by almound · · Score: 1

    Think of computer and programming skills as an enhancement to other, more marketable resume items (your future employer will). Such expertise might be just the thing to get an edge up in management, though, if you can stomach to "do" management.

    Let's face it. /.'s played the Wheel of Fortune and lost. Now it is time to pick up the pieces, dust ourselves off, and retrain. Unless you're 45, overweight, and married a rich broad .. like me.

  41. adding cisco certs... by cbdavis · · Score: 1

    Save your money. I know CCDPs/CCNAs that have been outta work for over a year. Recently, I interviewed several folks for a networking position. Over half of the responders were cisco CCIEs, who were not working.

    1. Re:adding cisco certs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Over half of the responders were cisco CCIEs, who were not working.

      They were probably not working because they were deemed "overqualified" for the position. Something I heard quite a few times before I found my job... and I only have an MCSE.

  42. Well... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe this will change when I finish school next year, but damn, I would kill for a salary of $13/hour at the moment.

    Currently, one month's pay at that rate that would pay my rent, food, utilities, cable, phone, gas, and 6 months of car insurance, with a sizable chunk left over.

    Probably couldn't support a family on that amount, granted, but for anyone (single or splitting costs) not living right near a giant city, $13/hour would be awesome.

    1. Re:Well... by Jackazz · · Score: 1
      What, do you live in India?

      I live in Boston too, and maybe I could do that, but I would have nothing left over, and would have to move to a crappy place.

    2. Re:Well... by thebra · · Score: 1

      Currently, one month's pay at that rate that would pay my rent, food, utilities, cable, phone, gas, and 6 months of car insurance, with a sizable chunk left over.
      You must rent a cardboard box and eat scraps from a garbage bin and steal cable and have a walkie talkie for a phone and drive a scooter to have a sizeable chunk left from that pay.

    3. Re:Well... by The+Snowman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe this will change when I finish school next year, but damn, I would kill for a salary of $13/hour at the moment.

      I make about $9.60 an hour as an enlisted Air Force programmer. It can always be worse.

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    4. Re:Well... by ameoba · · Score: 1

      What part of "not living near a giant city" did you miss? Of course it's not shit in Boston, where the cost of living is something like twice the national average.

      When you realize that on top of this, Boston, being one of the dotcom boomtowns, is going to have more of a glut in techies, you could probably go elsewhere and get a paycheck that's not held down by a massive pool of dotcom weenies.

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    5. Re:Well... by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      $13/hour would be awesome

      It is also somewhere barely above poverty... Hell I made 12 bucks an hour when I was in school 15 years ago. Yes, I got to live like a king in a small college town. But now I have a mortgage that is 3 times what I was paying in Rent - and frankly I like my nice stuff.

      Now if you are in school somewhere in California, or expensive towns in the North East - I feel sorry for you that you can't make money. If you are in school somewhere in the midwest - I agree 13 bucks an hour is GREAT for a college student.

      People always talk about outsourcing from California to India where the difference in salary is like 4 - 1. But you can get 2 - 1 just by relocating to the suburbs of Des Moines (of course I know more people here that would rather live in Bangalore than Des Moines)

      I am not suprised that people/companies are flocking out of Silicon Valley for those savings

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    6. Re:Well... by bfields · · Score: 1
      You must rent a cardboard box and eat scraps from a garbage bin and steal cable and have a walkie talkie for a phone and drive a scooter to have a sizeable chunk left from that pay.
      • Scooter: huh? Walk or ride a bike; both are free and better for you. Rent, so you're not stuck someplace out of range if your job moves.
      • eat scraps from a garbage bin: You can have excellent food for under $200 a month easily if you're willing to cook instead of eating out all the time. It's better for you, too.
      • walkie talkie for a phone: basic phone service where I live, with taxes and all, is under $25 a month. Even better, split it with someone. You don't need the stupid cell phone. Ditch the cable (and the TV) while you're at it and learn to like the local library.
      • rent a cardboard box: At $2600 a year (assume 40 hours a week), you're not paying much in taxes; the above expenses plus utilities and random stuff needn't be more than $3000 or so. That leaves over $1500 you could pay in rent if you had to. That should get you something within walking distance of work even in most cities, better if you can split the place with someone. Stick the extra in an IRA.
    7. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Air Force programmer? Is that where you brainwash new recruits?

    8. Re:Well... by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah but they feed, clothe and house you right? Well, and stick you in the middle of some desert so you can get killed so Halliburton can make a buck, but I digress. :)

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    9. Re:Well... by lithron · · Score: 1

      $13 an hour is WELL above poverty here in the US.

      2003 Federal Poverty Guidelines

      Please get some facts before you post. If I'm doing my math correctly, $13 an hour is enough for at least a family of 4 people to be above the poverty level.

    10. Re:Well... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      You must rent a cardboard box and eat scraps from a garbage bin and steal cable and have a walkie talkie for a phone and drive a scooter to have a sizeable chunk left from that pay.

      Funny. Reminds me of an argument I got into another Slashdotter on this sort of topic a while back. Like someone's already said, not everybody lives in places like Boston, NY, San Fran, etc.

      I rent a nice 1-bedroom apartment (waterfront, even!) for $600/month, split with my SO. Same with utilities, usually an average of $130 or so, more lately. Cable net only ($50 for basic TV is out at the moment), phone, and gas run about $120 or so together. Food is $150-170 every 3 weeks or so.

      Works for me. Oh, and if you're going to try and insult my living conditions, maybe you should make sure your webpage doesn't have an "Account Suspended, contact the billing department" notice on it ;)

    11. Re:Well... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      It is also somewhere barely above poverty... Hell I made 12 bucks an hour when I was in school 15 years ago. Yes, I got to live like a king in a small college town. But now I have a mortgage that is 3 times what I was paying in Rent - and frankly I like my nice stuff.

      Hence my first thought. Obviously my costs are going to rise some eventually. Poverty is quite subjective - that would depend completely on where you're living, your buying habits, your money management skills, and who you're trying to support.

      Now if you are in school somewhere in California, or expensive towns in the North East - I feel sorry for you that you can't make money. If you are in school somewhere in the midwest - I agree 13 bucks an hour is GREAT for a college student.

      Western New York (for the moment).

    12. Re:Well... by Kref1 · · Score: 1

      I doubt many people join the military for a big salary.
      If you want to make decent money, get out and get a job as a DOD civilian doing your same job for 30$ per hour.

    13. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I would kill for a salary of $13/hour at the moment.

      Same here! That's 162.5% of what I make. For the math-impaired, that's $8/hour. It's sad that with just over 30 years of programming experience, that's the best I can find in this state. Even when not adjusting for inflation, I made more than that in the late 70's. I've done Cobol on IBM mainframes, worked on a couple of large Modula-2 projects on VMS, C on UNIX on and off for 20 years including 8 years with NCR, embedded C on 8051's for about 8 years with Barco, and about 5 years worth of PHP/MySQL. I still can't find a decent job! I don't get considered for most jobs because I don't have a Comp Sci degree. There weren't any when I went to college! Stupid managers aren't smart enough to look past that.

    14. Re:Well... by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      Well, and stick you in the middle of some desert so you can get killed so Halliburton can make a buck, but I digress. :)

      The sad thing is that if they did send me to the desert I would make an extra $2 and hour or so with family separation allowance, danger pay, etc. Yet they send contractors to do the same thing for four times the pay.

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    15. Re:Well... by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      I doubt many people join the military for a big salary.
      If you want to make decent money, get out and get a job as a DOD civilian doing your same job for 30$ per hour.

      Every time the question of how to make money in the IT industry comes up on Slashdot I always say "work for the government." Certain jobs cannot be outsourced, and the government is willing to work with people who do not have a B.S. or a lot of experience. You may not get paid well, but they will pay 75% tuition assistance and give you experience. I am not talking military, I mean DOD civilian. There are a ton of good jobs out there.

      USA Jobs
      Air Force civilian employment

      A few minutes with Google and some common sense search terms will bring up other government job sites. Of course, if someone has more questions you may email me at my un-munged email address.

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      24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not!
    16. Re:Well... by deadweight · · Score: 1

      How old are you? $13/hr would only look good to a high school student. My mother-in-law makes way more than that cleaning houses.

    17. Re:Well... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      I'm 23, and as I mentioned in the first post, finishing college fairly soon.

      As I tried to state in my first post, my comment does not apply to living in a huge city. Judging by some of your other comments, you apparently live in or nearby DC - of course $13/hr would be peanuts there. I've actually spent some time around that area (girlfriend used to live about 20 minutes away from the city), and living costs are horrendous - for example, the current rent for my waterfront apartment is less than her share to rent a townhouse was, and that was even after being split among 3 people.

      If you think the rest of the country is like that, though, I pity you. You'd be amazed at how much lower costs can be in "normal" areas that aren't part of a megalopolis or major government center.

      In the Central and Western NY areas where i've lived most of my life, $13/hour would be an ungodly salary to pay an average high schooler - try more like $6-8/hour, or possibly around $10 if they're lucky and doing something fairly specialized.

      If you're going to respond further, please at least read my other posts first :)

    18. Re:Well... by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
      Try living in Silicon Valley on 13 an hour. That is at the poverty line here. I sure as hell wouldn't want to try it with "Cheap" 1 beadroom housing going for 800-900 a month. Also note that your link puts poverty for the whole damned country at just above 9 an hour for a family of 4. That includes places where you can rent a mansion for 600 a month.

      So your arguement is flawed in that it takes the average of the U.S. when places like California are considered to be twice as expensive as the average

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  43. switch careers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just forget what you learned and switch to something that won't be outsourced. that's just the way it is and it's not going to change. IT will never come back in this country.

  44. Pick up some specialized skills by DeafDumbBlind · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Learn about a specific industry and become proficient with the tools that they use.
    For example, learn about sales/marketing and learn how to code with either IRI or AcNielsen or both. Learn about finance and Bloomberg APIs, etc.

    You'll do MUCH better if you come across as someone who understands business but also knows how to code as opposed to someone who's just a god at coding.

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    Jesus used to be my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
    1. Re:Pick up some specialized skills by ElGuapoGolf · · Score: 1

      This will undo my moderation, but oh well...

      The Bloomberg APIs? Do you actually use them? Do they work any better now than they did? Believe it or not, this is pretty exciting....

    2. Re:Pick up some specialized skills by RisingSon · · Score: 1
      Ah, the bloomberg API. I use the C API. Sadly, it only comes on Windows and bloomberg doesn't like you copying data to and fro especially when using the C API. This makes it hard for all-linux shops!

      Even though its really slow, it does work fairly well. I don't use it for pricing data, its just too slow. However, its pretty complete. Its amazing what you can do with thousands of data-entry monkeys.

    3. Re:Pick up some specialized skills by RisingSon · · Score: 1
      I agree learning industry specific technology will get you a step ahead. But its only a step. Being a code god is still the key. APIs can be usually be quickly mastered; however, writing good code usually cannot.

      I've hired people that are a little more green and have no industry experience (I work in finance) over people that have some industry experience but aren't as strong of coders. So far, it seems to be the right decisions as all of my hires have picked up the industry quickly.

    4. Re:Pick up some specialized skills by ElGuapoGolf · · Score: 1

      Ah....

      I was one of those people who wrote software that those data entry monkeys at bloomberg used to put data into the system so people like you could get the data out of the system with our API.

      That was the best job I ever left. :)

  45. Work is obsolete by poptones · · Score: 1, Troll
    That is... jobs are obsolete. If you have skills it's time to think outside the box, for sure. You didn't really WANT to spend the next thirty years in a cubicle, did you?

    I took my $10/hr job at a call center for the insurance and to be with " structured friends" (ie to have co-workers and regular personal interaction). I work there a few days a week (mostly weekends), I have half decent health care, and I have plenty of time T-F to do what I want with my time. I realize this isn't an answer for someone who has a wife and kids and expects to keep them in primo jeans and caviar, but I honestly don't see how ANYONE with a decent skill set in this world today could spend their life a pauper unless they WANTED to live as a pauper (which I have done, as I said, by choice).

    You've got a world of connecitons at your fingers. Find a project and become an expert, tell everyone who will listen about it. Eventually someone will pay you for your expertise, and they'll do it on your terms.

  46. Self-employment/cut expenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Volunteer to potential future clients. I've even seen pc support ads in the yellow pages work. Be flexible. See no paying job as beneath you (even if the dreaded service and support).

    Cut back on expenses. Dump the center city lifestyle and move back with the parents (not forever!) Can make the slow startup periods or job search more workable.

    Degrees. I've found on-the-job experience and the real-world network it builds to be more valuable. Most of what you can get on a campus is available to be self-taught to the entrepreneurial learner.

  47. well, frankly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    all your knowledge of 'protocols' and 'languages'
    probably amounts to little or nothing .. if you're
    still working tech support you probably aren't
    talented enough to do anything else .. nothing
    wrong with that, tho you might want to change
    your line of work

    honestly, folks - how long did you expect this
    stupid situation of all us kids making beaucoup
    $$$ just for knowing how to design a web page to
    last? .. employers are realizing more and more
    lately that these 'skills' aren't really skills
    at all - they're just collections of trivia

    i hate to be the one to burst your bubble, puppy,
    but you're making $13/hr because you Deserve it.
    make a play for management - become one of those
    bright-eyed bushy tailed assholes the rest of us
    hate, do nose-candy in the elevator and go home
    and kick your dog at night out of frustration just
    because you refuse to see it

    or, maybe computers aren't the thing for you ..
    they always need folks to do drywall work

    to sum up : "post-dotcom-boom gen-blech kids -
    grow up, learn to work for a living, and quit
    fucking Whining. go ask your grandparents what
    it was like to live during the depression, and
    listen to what they have to say if they don't
    slap the taste out of your mouth first"

  48. Experience... by WwWonka · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Above and beyond all get experience and know the basics.

    I finally went "professional" with all my computer knowledge in '98. No degree, no certs, just what was in my head from being a computer geek for 15+ years. Started out being an intern (at 29 years old) for a local security consulting firm and from there have rose through the ranks, worked with some of the countries brightest, and am now in a 100+ a year job as a Senior Network Security Engineer. I credit it all to wanting to learn everything, experience, and picking a niche' (security) to focus on and to excel in.

    The above wasn't an ego trip just hopefully a nugget of guidance. :-)

  49. you can do what im doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    been a programmer for 8 years.

    im going to go off to Iraq to push a broom in a warehouse.

    $110,000/yr tax free, cant argue with that.

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  51. Niche by INeededALogin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Everyone is going to post how you need a degree, do your time, and experience.

    But... what you really need is a niche. Something that makes you special. What currently separates you from the 1,000s of other people looking to advance in the IT field.

    A couple of good examples of niche areas are video encoding/decoding, foreign languages, streaming media, strange languages, etc...

    Lets face it, many jobs have special needs, find an area that you can excel in. A recent example of a niche that earned me a job interview was Python. Not too many people know the language(of course everyone of them will respond to this statement), and I was able to get an interview(sadly not a job).

  52. Resume spamming by Alomex · · Score: 1


    For one stop sending out so many resumes and instead spend more time finding a job that is a perfect match for your skills.

    A company who is looking for exactly your profile (11 years of experience on the Atari pong v2.2) will be willing to fork out extra cash for you. On the other hand, a company simply advertising for "C programmer" will be likelier to grab the cheapest person out of school.

  53. You make $13 an hour??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must look into outsourcing soon... -Andy's Boss

  54. Get experince through open source work by iroberts · · Score: 1

    Employers want experience, not just book learning. However, they aren't (always) particularly picky about whether you got paid while gaining that experince. Need experience in Foo? Find an open source project using Foo that interests you, and start contributing. Something small at first - just a simple patch. After the project maintainers start getting to know you (through your code), they'll likely start letting you contribute in more substantial ways.

  55. Learn to sell yourself by nizo · · Score: 1
    Learning more and more languages/technologies/protocols has merely resulted in a larger skill set on my resume, with pretty much the same level of experience, and no new interviews.

    Learning to sell yourself is important. If prostitution isn't your thing, you can always learn how to make and sell crack.

  56. Lucky Bastage... by Valkyre · · Score: 1

    I'd take a 13/hr IT job right now. I've worked for schools and some local businesses doing network consulting and maintenance since I was a freshman in high school (and I've had my MCSE certs just as long), but now I'm 20 and unemployed. I couldn't get a job as a help-desk 'tech' right now in Minnesota.

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    1. Re:Lucky Bastage... by brainboyz · · Score: 1

      Same situation in the past except now employed. Location is most of it. Minnesota isn't a high-demand area.

    2. Re:Lucky Bastage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dunno if this will help, but Wilson's Leather is looking for a sysadmin that knows hpux, you might go looking there (I already have a job but gave them my resume for the hell of it).

      And to be weakly topic related, I don't have any degree or certs, feeling kind of lucky to be employeed at all. I've thought about giving on skilled/knowledge work at all. I dunno if money is really worth the effort, I'd almost rather be able to step outside and appreciate the weather/day/life/etc, instead of being a miserable stressed out zombie desperately hoping the next cup of coffee will work long enough to get my work done by the next deadline...

  57. Depends... by WaterDamage · · Score: 1

    Do a search on Dice.com or any related job search engine and see what pays well. Then beef-up your skills in those in-demand areas and try to land that nice gig.

    This holds true regardless of how the economy does. There will always be HOT unfilled positions no mater what.

    These days if you have security clearance, you can land just about any high paying 100k+ job. Just like in the good old dot com days.

    Two years from now the next hot in-demand skill might be...VP of Janitorials - Those automated toilets will need someone to fix someday, especially if they are run on Windows CE. ;-)

    Seek and you shall find...

  58. yes, but ... by psycho_tinman · · Score: 2

    What do you *want* to do ? You want to climb the ladder of IT jobs, fine. I hear you. But, higher up the ladder, you don't get an easier job. You may get paid a bit better than $13 an hour, but your expectations will increase accordingly. What are you happy doing ?

    I often kicked myself for graduating when I did. I got out of university about an year before the dot-com boom died. This was in 2000. People who graduated a mere year before me were in positions like "architect" and "senior team lead", I was a lowly developer. You can take all the experience you want, but some (most?) places DO look for prior management experience and even if you did nothing except crunch code, you were called an architect, so you get your foot in the door.

    I had to go about it differently. I was a lowly developer. I tried to vary my skillset and technology. No job was too controversial, too risky, too cutting edge. I asked for (and got) all the mad projects, with high risk and high gain (and an equally high chance of failing). I am not sure if this will work for you, or even if you want to, but if you're looking for experience, then think carefully about accepting risky jobs. At startups, underfunded companies and the like. Don't expect to double or triple your salary today. Just keep getting that all important project, real-world experience. Contribute to open source projects. Keep your coding skills fresh. Make an effort to learn some technologies in depth. Call me troll if you like, but for now, Java and .NET both seem to be fairly good bets. Each month, each year you spend building up your resume, you're also in contact with coworkers who work in technology. Network. Get a reputation for good work, for not being a slacker, for being a knowledgable, reasonable person to work with.

    I've gotten 3 (out of 4) jobs so far purely because of someone I knew who knew someone else who had a vacancy.. or from old university contacts .. or from old coworkers who knew I was looking around for another place...

    The difference between you and a lot of other people ? You've got less to lose.

    Good luck

    1. Re:yes, but ... by ragnar · · Score: 1

      Good points. To add to what you said, when I look at promoting someone within a company I look for a person that has sought out additional responsibility. Lot's of people wait for the employer to promote them before they consider attempting a new task, but it rarely works that way.

      My advice to the person who submitted the question is this:

      1. If you are passionate about IT, get the degree
      2. If you are passionate about moving up the ladder, seek out responsibilities pertaining to the position you seek. Show that you are willing to do the job and it will be a no brainer to promote you when the time comes.

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  59. Move up one iteration at a time by GillBates0 · · Score: 1

    for (i=bottom; i<=top && ambition; i++);

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    1. Re:Move up one iteration at a time by nacturation · · Score: 1, Redundant

      for (i=bottom; i<=top && ambition; i++);

      To put this in English, start at the bottom. While you still have ambition and you're not yet at the top, keep incrementing your position. Once you're at the top, increment your position one last time so that you're over the top. All the while, you're doing nothing at all in this loop.

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    2. Re:Move up one iteration at a time by xaqar · · Score: 1

      I can see the "Post Anonymously" option, but where do I find the "Post Humously" option?

      I think your looking for the "Post Humorously option in this case...Thank you, I'll be here all week!

    3. Re:Move up one iteration at a time by nacturation · · Score: 1

      I think your looking for the "Post Humorously option in this case...Thank you, I'll be here all week!

      Yeah, I'm just dying to know where it is.

      --
      Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
  60. headhunters, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Just watch out for Bernard Haldane, who will promise you the world and may cost you your shirt. Being sued by attorneys general in several states.

    Search dejanews for more information, don't bother with google because all you get is the BH sites :(

  61. Just Do Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry about it anyway...you'll be dead soon, so just enjoy life.

  62. don't neglect the soft skills by zptdooda · · Score: 1

    This advice may be scorned but communication/presentation/public speaking courses could help round out your resume. Have you done much of this?

    There's a lot to be said for playing your strengths and developing your core proficiency. It's tough though to shine a flashlight into neglected dingy corners of your skill set. If what you've been doing isn't giving you the results you want, try something else .

    It could help across the board, such as at interview time. Or widening the spectrum of jobs, allowing you to be open to higher visibility jobs like teaching some of your core knowledge. Or taking a management/departmental head position. It could be an avenue to a successful career change.

    You can go as a guest to a local Toastmasters meeting for free, or look into a Dale Carnegie course. There are many other programs, but you can't exclusively learn this online.

    You sound highly skilled. Making it more visible would be a powerful addition and could make the difference you're looking for.

    --
    Esteem isn't a zero sum game
  63. Returning Heros by yintercept · · Score: 1

    I admit, I am a bit worried about the need for a week job market to make room for the returning heros from the various US excursions abroad. Staying home and completing a CS degree and getting a low paid internship will not sound as good on a resume as fighting terrorism on its turf. That overseas experience just might become the determining factor in career success in the US for the next several decades.

    Assuming US soldiers return in the next year or so; will they spur economic activity by increased domestic consumer activity, or will they re-enter a crowded employment market?

    1. Re:Returning Heros by seafortn · · Score: 1

      Well,
      It seems that coming back from fighting terrorism helped me get a med school slot - but then, that's pretty much the opposite of a job, since I am supposed to pay someone else $50K a year, and not the other way round... Might work differently with jobs....

    2. Re:Returning Heros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That overseas experience just might become the determining factor in career success in the US for the next several decades.

      Yep, just like what happened with the heroes returning from Vietnam.

    3. Re:Returning Heros by yintercept · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yep, just like what happened with the heroes returning from Vietnam.

      I seem to recall that we decided to label the Vietnam Veterans as "baby killers." Those on the far right seemed to think of them simply as losers. Regardless, the way the army ran itself in Vietnam, they managed to mess with the heads of the soldiers fighting during the war.

      The fact that no-one wants to repeat the aftermath of the Vietnam War is likely to cause a different reaction. The reaction after WWII was a boom of babies.

      Regardless, we will have a large number of people re-entering the US economy. It could be that they will go on a massive post war spending spree, and create jobs left and right, or they might add to economic malaise. Regardless, the return of people going abroad in the war on terrorism will have a big economic impact.

    4. Re:Returning Heros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Regardless, the return of people going abroad in the war on terrorism will have a big economic impact.

      If enough of them come back alive.

      Besides, most of them are over there for the war on Iraq, not the war on terrorism. Different war.

    5. Re:Returning Heros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I admit, I am a bit worried about the need for a week job market to make room for the returning heros from the various US excursions abroad. Staying home and completing a CS degree and getting a low paid internship will not sound as good on a resume as fighting terrorism on its turf.

      If you only need a job for 7 days, I wouldn't worry about your competition.

    6. Re:Returning Heros by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If enough of them come back alive.

      The US soldier bodycount hovers around 700 (+8 suicides state-side and however many of the 20,000 mercenaries have died), so that's not too much of a concern.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    7. Re:Returning Heros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The US soldier bodycount hovers around 700

      It doesn't hover. It increases. When do YOU think the war will be over, and terrorism will once and for all be defeated?

    8. Re:Returning Heros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Regardless, we will have a large number of people re-entering the US economy.

      IMHO, this impact of the return of the "heroes" will be dwarfed by the fallout of the cancellation of this year's presidential elections. That will be the single event that will make the world aware (but not the US itself...) that the US is no longer a democracy!

      Former trade allies will walk away. International trade will slow down. Domestic terrorism will rise (so you'll have to deal with the Michigan militia, in addition to Al Qaeda!) And the US will still continue to blame it on the French.

    9. Re:Returning Heros by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      When do YOU think the war will be over, and terrorism will once and for all be defeated?

      The Iraq war has nothing to do with terrorism. I expect the Iraq war to last another year or two before we withdraw and declare victory (again).

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    10. Re:Returning Heros by Jallen2 · · Score: 1

      As of April 26 455 military members KIA (not the 700) and the suicide rate, adjusted for age and sex, is LOWER then the national average. By all means be against what we have done/will do in Iraq (although I'll disagree), but realize the 'real' story is much better then that which is projected by the media.

    11. Re:Returning Heros by TangLiSha · · Score: 1

      Let's look at who is over there:

      Active Duty people - they have full time jobs already working for the government. It's not like they have the option to quit when they get back.

      National Guard/Reservists - the majority of them have jobs that they left to go over there. By federal law, the majority of these people will have the option of returning to their previous jobs.

      This is not a draft war where people are pulled out of the economy straight out of high school, most of these people had lives/jobs/school before they left. I'm not seeing where the concern is coming from.

      I'd also like to point out that the current trend towards looking at service as a positive thing is extremely refreshing. In the past, military service was considered a negative in most cases, because you don't get any "real world" experience working with the government. My enlistment did nothing for my resume but make it blatently obvious how much older I am than the average college graduate.

      --
      Everyone has an agenda. Except me. --Michael Crichton
  64. Abandon Hope by the0ther · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You can forget about more pay. The untold truth is that nobody outside of the top 10% of income earners has increased their income in the past 30 years. The bubble was your last great chance. It's pretty much downhill from here. On the bright side, Boston like NY, LA, SF probably is in the midst of a BIG housing bubble. Shortly that monument to optimism will come crashing down and your rent will fall, slightly.

  65. Do your own app by grunt107 · · Score: 1

    I must agree with the others that say to start your own business. Find a business that you know something about and create an app that would help them. Market it for a low rate to that business, with the caveat that you will improve the product for them, but will also be shopping it. This will give you LOTS of experience and firm knowledge the of design, development, debugging, and deployment cycle.

  66. Market (Hype) Yourself Relentlessly by crimefighter · · Score: 1

    As a previous post mentioned, network. When you are networking, market what you have done and what you are capable of relentlessly.

    Did you watch The Apprentice? Market yourself like Trump. You didn't write a program, you wroted the best #$&^ing program ever. You solved the hardest problem in the history of mankind. Show enthusiasm. Make them believe everything you touch turns to gold.

  67. Uhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would it be worth it to get a degree in MIS or CS?

    Uhhh, yes!

    But while you're thinking about it, just don't. We've got enough morons in the computer engineering field as it is. Please just stay in tech support thanks.

  68. Get a religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Start going to church. Christian church. The more old-world the better. Baptist if possible.
    2) Volunteer on the weekends. Do all the volunteering you can and maybe some you can't.
    3) Start looking for people in tech jobs around the parish. There'll always be a guy that owns his own company, probably a successful one, too. Puritans rest after they're dead, remember.
    4) Get to be good friends with a few of these guys. Find out about his company. Try and get a quasi-matching skillset.
    5) Mention you're "broke" and want to get married or some crap and you need to find a better job but you like this church yadda yadda....

    6) Profit!!!

    Hey, if you're desperate enough it works, alright?

  69. Me, is that you? by PapalMonkey · · Score: 1

    I'm in the same situation here. Same location, same job, even the exact same pay rate. The only difference I can see is that I'm making some secondary income from freelance work. I had a distant contact (old friend's college roomate's mother) with a consulting company that needed an emergency nerd. I've been working with them now for about two years, and I can count on at least an extra $500/month from them. Not much, but it counts. If you're not having any luck, I would suggest setting up a second income for yourself as a freelancer. If you have a portfolio use it. If not, make one up. Keep an eye out for contract positions, and apply like crazy. If you can provide a different voice, you'll have opportunities. Finally, whatever you do, stay the hell away from Craig's List. I don't need any more competit- uhh.. I mean, they suck. Yeah.

  70. A bunch of things that seem to work by notamac · · Score: 1

    Ok so I'm not from the US, but jobs are hard in most places.
    So (in approximate order of relevance):
    - get the degree, or a degree, even if you have to do it via night study whilst working somewhere to build up the experience, and never use the degree in any way at work. It'll still pay off.
    - don't get too attached to the city you're living with (or the country for that matter - plenty of good jobs abroad - and when you get back you'll have something that not many other people have on their CV's)
    - try to pick small companies where you can learn everything, as those broad "overview" skills tend to pay off - I have interviewing skills, and some sales under my belt now - even though my job title says something more like "lead programmer"
    - hire a firm to write your resume - because there's a such a difference in the typical case between one you did yourself, and one that somebody who does resumes all the time writes.
    Best of luck.

  71. Degree by xraylima · · Score: 1

    Get a Degree, no matter what you end up doing the degree will open doors for you. Get out of Taxachusstes. Find a job you doing something you like, its an employers market right now, but that will change just become an expert in what you like and the rest will follow.

  72. Re:Porn by stateofmind · · Score: 1

    Oh come on, this isn't off-topic. I was offering a career suggestion. A funny one, but still.. :)

    Josh

  73. The dreaded words....Marketing by ifreakshow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I graduated in March 02 from getting a technical degree in Java Programming(along with a few certs) and was in a very similar situation that you were. I finally had a brain storm and started sending in resumes to jobs in marketing departments that had internet marketing groups. I positioned myself as the guy who interface between tech needs and business needs. It's worked out great so far.

    I've been keeping my programming skills sharp by freelancing when available and working on interesting projects for my website. In another 6 months I'll start looking for a programming job again but now I'll have 2 years experiance managing people, working out budgets, working on business strategy and an established protfolio of freelance work.

    This approach probably isn't for everyone but for it's made this recession bearable.

    1. Re:The dreaded words....Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow man 2 years experiAnce and a pROtfolio?

    2. Re:The dreaded words....Marketing by tonejava · · Score: 0
      This approach probably isn't for everyone but for it's made this recession bearable.

      Recession? I was laid off my last job (thank god as they had terrible management and customer relations skills) which didn't exactly pay off. Went overseas for a month came back and had people offering me work from every state in Oz.

      4 months into my new job (started 2 days after I got back from Europe) and I'm still getting job offers. They just can't seem to find the developers required here in Australia. Alot of American companies pulled out of Australia, borland for example, but either students are getting the message that IT is a field of work that's erratic and not taking it up or Australians are just heading to the USA/UK for the work. Whatever, we still seem to be lacking in developers (mostly contract). I've even been getting contract offers from Ireland!?!?!

      I'm not saying I'm a super CS student, I actually graduated with a BArts in Computing and Communications (and incomplete BSc in computing). Still I don't see the degree limiting me in my choice of work but I don't think I'd be working without it.

      I do have ambitions to go back to uni and complete a CS degree (eventually), in the four years I've been working my pay has been on a total roller coaster ride from job to job but I expect that from a volatile market and realise it's not going to change unless I aim for managerial or Project Management positions.

      I'm happy as a developer and have no urgent needs to be a manager, I'd prefer to be more hands on than telling others what to do and as lead developer I get the best of both worlds.

      I've seen people try to break into the market with just a TAFE degree (our version of a cert I guess) and it just doesn't cut it in IT.

      If you can aford and handle it, go to uni, do some intern work or freelancing in the meantime but just make sure you can get the experience with the degree. A mature age student without experience is just the same as a cert.

    3. Re:The dreaded words....Marketing by speby · · Score: 1

      You're the guy in Office Space who gets the specs from the customers so the engineers won't have to deal with them because you have people skills DAMMIT!

    4. Re:The dreaded words....Marketing by Cally · · Score: 1
      "a technical degree in Java Programming"
      Another reason us oh-so-smug & superior non-Merkins look down on y'all... see, a qualification in "Java programming" is not, CANNOT be a degree, almost by definition. I also heard from a university tutor that when screening applicants from the US, a standard US degree is considered to be worth between 24-33% of a standard BA or BSc Honours degree. Anyone care to confirm or deny? Cos if that's so, you'd need three or four of those even to get IN to a UK university. I guess this helps explain why the American residents posting on this story are all saying "Are you mad? Of course you can't work in IT without a degree!" I haven't got one myself - I did go to college, but was so alienated by the shite they tried to shovel into us in my chosen major (psychology) that I spent more time in media & philosophy lectures. Much more interesting, and it made pulling in the Uni bar much easier ;) Not having the piece of paper has probably kept me out of soul-destroying C++ billing system jobs - instead I've done VB development, web pages and sites, Perl (to the level of writing my own modules), smatterings of C, SQL and so forth, a bit of system and network admin, hell I even paid my dues on a support desk for a while. I'm now working as a pentester, which is by far the most enjoyable, creatively satisfying, challenging job I've ever had. And I'm grateful for my luck, of course. (Now, does anyone have a working exploit for the LSASRV hole? :)
      --
      "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -- Goethe
  74. its not certs but exp by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    With the support orle on resume you need some actual exp in yoru high tech area..

    The best advice I can give is find some free or open source projects that match up with the new langauges/skills you have and contribute..

    Once you do this list them as a real job with exp..Project and dev leads are very nice in giving full work references when you do this and it shows a future employer thatyou know where the technology is headed in your area..

    --
    Don't Tread on OpenSource
  75. Go in to banking by Curly-Locks · · Score: 0

    Hi Andy, Look at the top salaries in IT and you'll see a lot of those related to the banking industry figure. Better still, forget the IT part, and just qualify as a banker and handle other people's money. Generally this means you'll be mixing with the well off, and you'll get paid well for it. IT is moderately interesting at 50 dollars an hour. At 13 dollars an hour you are wasting your time in IT.

  76. relax by svott · · Score: 0

    As someone who is competing with you in the job market, I would say the best thing you can do in your situation is watch TV and drink beer.

  77. What's funny... by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that I've noticed anyway, is that the percentage of people who are employed in IT and in over their heads hasn't really gone down a lot since the dot com bust. I still run into people all the time who don't know squat. Of course, I also work for a gigantic corporation...

    1. Re:What's funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey!

      You made +2, Insightful! Well done. If I had mod points, your post would be -1, Troll.

      Just like all your other posts.

    2. Re:What's funny... by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      Congratulations yourself for earning a +0, Anonymous Coward! Also, thanks for reading all my other posts! That must have taken some time.

  78. My question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is your company hiring? I'd be happy to work for $13 dollars an hour.

    P.S. I have a degree in computer engineering.

  79. Stop blaming the market by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1

    No matter what field people work in, the best people never blame the environment. Yes this sounds like Succesories fodder, but you have to see the goal, not the obstacles. Being smart in the right tech helps, but success in tough times is more about attitude.

  80. I just got a promotion today! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I do have a degree, just been in the industry 2 years, joined right after college. ... I am a jack of all trades, that's what my manager told me makes me valuable because, yes, in this industry things change so quickly, yet I can pick up the newest thing and do things with it.

  81. NETWORKING!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need to network. Find ways to meet the higher ups and build a professional relationship with them. People do a lot for people they know and respect. I recently got a job at $20/hr developing server acceleration software and I'm not even out of college yet! Whereas many CS grads I know still have yet to find a job even close to that.

  82. Be willing to move or if that fails work for free by CresentCityRon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Certain parts of the country have been hit much harder than others. So instead of being in competition with 200 resumes you'll be in competition with 5,000. Look for a job in alternate locations or be willing to relocate. Its hard and kinda crazy to leave your family and friends but since you're starting out the experience might be worth it. You can come back "the victor". I did this.

    Or you could find some non profit orgs out there and offer to spruce up their systems and get them going - for free! It could wind up being more experience and responsibility than you might even get for money. Great references too! And a song in your heart. Proves to yourself that you know all you say you do on the resume.

    The finaly point is to DO SOMETHING. Just sending out resumes and learning are not enough. Use some of it in creative ways or at least try to.

    Good luck.

  83. What do you want to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beantown is expensive, too, so cost-of-living factors in. Also it's a feast-or-famine, thing. When tech started going south, the big tech centers, including Boston got hit. I fared a bit better being in the mid-west. I'm still a 25 year old college-drop out making $80k/yr and in the midwest, so it's like $100+k in NYC. Yeah, rah, me. *rolls eyes*

    It's all about being in the right place at the right time and having relevant experience. If I didn't have dreams about Sun equipment or know all kinds of tricks with Solaris I'd still be flipping burgers. If there is a specific tool or equipment where you work, learn it and learr it well, and show an interest in wanting to learn and run more. Don't be pushy, but you can go far that way. Then, after you've leeched a fair amount of skills and experience, see if you can get a job elsewhere using the knowledge you've gained.

  84. Learn How To Sell!!! by fred911 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yourself, your abilities, a product, your product, just learn it. A professional salesman is a hard employee to find and they're expensive once you find a real one.

    This might sound trite but it's the truth.

    My "order takers" calling themself's "salesmen" make 45-50k. My real salesmen make 80k+.

    And no, it doesn't mater what you sell (see above)

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    1. Re:Learn How To Sell!!! by Obasan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed. I work for a major international IT company. At least in the country where I work (Canada) most senior technical people start hitting their cap at $85k. Even a /mid/ level salesman can easily be up to $120k. High level sales goes up to and over $200k. Of course, pay is for performance, especially in sales. You sell, you get paid. Learn this skill and learn it well and not only will you have money, you'll have a skill you can arguably transfer to almost any business. Of course, you'll also have to find some way to sleep at night... :P

    2. Re:Learn How To Sell!!! by OneFootIn · · Score: 1

      You sell, you get paid. ... Of course, you'll also have to find some way to sleep at night...

      Pay me in the six figures and I'll be sleeping like a dead baby. Incidentally, I do plan on learning to sell. Fuck IT -- I wanna be Willy Loman!

  85. You are a rarity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you don't feel your skills are worth money, then neither do I...

    Lots of good ideas from someone whose been there:

    1. Write your own software: even if you don't succeed you'll learn skills that make you employable gold. On a side note, people that code without hardware/networking skills are crap. I'd rather employ someone that has written his own shareware app then someone fresh out of college.

    2. Be a "jack of all trades" that specializes in one or two key areas. I want people who know their shit in their primary job role, but also somebody that can help me print bulk mailouts/move furniture/make ID badges/asst Netadmin/etc...

    3. You can prove yourself with or without an education. But it is a lot tougher to do and takes a lot longer without one.

    4. You get in the door with a short/sharp resume. 99% of your employment is your interview. Dress well, yessir/nossir me and you'll probably be considered.

    Management

    1. Re:You are a rarity... by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      Apparently you are a manager but frankly I wouldn't want you to manage my company - I have found employees which did NOT yessir-nosir me at their interview to be far more intelligent, proactive and generally useful at their jobs.

      If you have programmers move furniture or print bulk mailouts you either are managing a very small company or department (which would be a valid excuse) or not using your human resources correctly.

      And although knowing your hardware/networking CAN be a sign of profiency of the darker arts of IT (and therefore can indicate a more profound knowledge of matters), in a lot of cases it can also mean 'no social life whatsoever', which can be a Very Bad (TM) thing when your I-know-all-assembler-opcodes-by-heart-hardcore-har dware-specialist is going to talk to you customer.

  86. From some managers I have recently spoken to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I recently did a paper for a Human Resource Management class in which I interviewed two hiring managers in from two different software companies.

    I asked how they would rank their candidates on based on education, experience, and certifications.

    While one preferred education over experience, they both agreed that certifications were a distant third and worthless without the corresponding experience.

    However, since labor is a commodity and we are currently in period of high supply and low demand, you aren't going to get as much as you might want to.

    There are a lot of very experienced and very educated people going for the same positions you are. As one manager put it, "Right now I can get an incredible amount of talent for a third of their last job, simply because they need the check and benefits."

    These days, you either need an impressive degree, an impressive amount of experience, or a combination thereof.

    As someone said above, your social networking skills are important, too.

    Good luck.

  87. Cold Calling for Women, eh? by Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

    555-1111...ring...ring...

    Hello! My records indicate that this number is registered to an eligible single female in my area code. As an eligible single male, I wanted to take this opportunity to extend a special, one-time off...*click*....

    sigh...

    555-1112...ring...ring...

    --
    Let's try not to let fact interfere with our speculation here, OK?
    1. Re:Cold Calling for Women, eh? by Golias · · Score: 1

      Damn. The best ideas are always the ones that seem obvious after you hear them.

      --

      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    2. Re:Cold Calling for Women, eh? by smcdow · · Score: 1

      Nah, he's still trying to find perfect numbers.

      --
      In the course of every project, it will become necessary to shoot the scientists and begin production.
    3. Re:Cold Calling for Women, eh? by arodland · · Score: 1

      I should know this... oh yes, 867-5309, that's it. No wait, that's not it. Damn you, Tommy Tutone! Only one thing to do.

      111-1111 . . .
      Lois?
      Damn!

      111-1112 . . .
      Lois?
      Damn!

      111-1113 . . .

  88. Business skills by CresentCityRon · · Score: 1

    I agree. You don't want to be just a Perl or C++ programmer. You want to be someone who understands finance or direct marketing or XYZ and who applies their Perl or C++ skills. Much better prospects!

  89. Education....for what it's worth. by B1ackD0g · · Score: 1

    Once you get into a job, having varied skills will be a big plus. Being the go-to-guy is the best job security. Until then though, those little pieces of paper, the degree and the certs, are your best bets.

    HR drones don't usually know jack about tech skills. They just do a match against the internal req. document they are given from whomever approves them. The first cut for anyone not already in the company is always the degree. Always! They are the union card for the salaried masses.

    I'd also check the following for getting to the interview and beyond. "Knock 'em Dead, 2004" by Martin Yate. It was recommended to me by the career consultant who helped me with my resume. After three months of hearing nothing back, I sent this resume out on a Monday to three places and heard back from two of them Tuesday. Pure magic! Give it a read. Good stuff within.

    --
    When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
  90. Similarly by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1
    If you do get a degree, make sure you do a senior thesis. That demonstrates that you can do actual work, and makes your degree worth a lot more.

    If you go all the way to a masters, do a masters thesis.

  91. Pick a project and do it by eman1961 · · Score: 1
    What many employeers (me included) want to know is that you can write a system that is thousands of lines long. Just about anyone can acquire enough competence to write sample programs. Not all programmers who finish school have the capacity to design and write a more complex system.

    So pick something that needs doing and do it. It could be shareware. It could be participation in an open source project. It could be something for your own enjoyment. But it should be more complex than an example program.

    This will accomplish several things: 1) You will get more experience and confidence. 2) You will be able to demonstrate something tangible to prospective employers. 3) You may reap rewards directly from the project.

  92. IT's dead. Get over it. by NineNine · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's very simple. The IT industry in the US is largely now a low-paying, blue collar job. If you want to make more money, you're gonna have to do something else. Find a new profession. There's nothing that you can do about it. Get over it.

  93. Join an Open Source Project by 21chrisp · · Score: 1

    I believe that becoming a consistent member of an open source project is what made the difference for me. I was out of the industry for two years, but worked actively on an open source project for a majority of that time. My skills improved a great deal, and employers seemed to think it was about as close as you can get to "work experience" without actually having a job. I have a decent paying job now, and I think it is mostly due to this.

    At the interview level, you need to be able to sell ANYTHING if you can get through an IT interview these days. Do some research on sales and marketing! Actually don't do some.. do a lot. Chances are, everyone else interviewing is just as qualified as you. You just need to be the one they like the most! Most of the time it comes down to.. OK we have all these great candidates, who would you most enjoy working with?

    If you keep at it, you'll eventually get it. It took me two years, but it finally worked! That may not be comforting for someone who was recently layed off, but look at this way.. Do you want to server tables/deliver pizzas/*insert crappy job here* for the rest of your life or for two years??

  94. Re:Find the back door... market yourself different by Symb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is the sagest of the posts. Applications and interviews are made to hire $13/hr people. You need a good solid niche, general smarts, and attitude.

    Being a genius in a box does crap. Network.

    Jim Weller

  95. Branch Out Sideways Away from IT by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    Get knowledgeable in something besides just IT.

    Get to know the business that your IT infrastructure supports.

    Then, you'll be able to come up with better ideas of how IT can benefit your business in ways that a pure IT geek cannot.

    A friend of mine went the other way, coming in with a biochemistry background, picking up SQL database skills and ending up making good money.

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
  96. Re:Find the back door... market yourself different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There's also a classic book called What Color is Your Parachte.

    Gold, of course.
    ... What's that? It's not 1999 anymore? Damn.
  97. Defense Work by b1gf1sh · · Score: 1

    Some people completely miss over this option. There are a host of companies, big corporations out there, that hire IT people at good wages. These are the defense contractors, e.g. Lockheed, SAIC, Northrop. All of them pay well, the job is fairly stable (the most stable I have seen in this industry). If you are a US citizen with a clean background, I would suggest going working on your degree and get an internship with one of those companies. They usually pay industry standard for the job and the regoin which sounds about what you are getting now. This experience is priceless, you get contacts, experience, and possibly tuition reimbursement. Get out there and chase it if you really want it) -- I interned with a Defense Contractor for 3.5 years while getting my degree and recently recieved a full time position.

    --
    Schroedinger turned to his assistant and asked "Are you sure you put the cat in the box?"
  98. Make the jump from support. by NerveGas · · Score: 1


    There's a huge difference between tech support and rogramming/sysadmin/networking/whatever. Very few people working tech support are well-qualified to do much else, and unfortunately, that stigma will follow you as well.

    Your largest hurdle is going to be to actually break out of tech support into the field you want to be in. Once you've done that, and prove that you *can* do more than just tech support, then advancements will come much more easily.

    steve

    --
    Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
  99. Hello, over in Boston! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    $13/hour in Boston?

    Employers in Boston, I remind you that you can get workers of greater quality for much less in beautiful Des Moines!

  100. What to learn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learn Hindi and Mandarin. That's where the jobs are.

  101. Be honest with yourself by stinkyfingers · · Score: 1

    If the reason you want to work in "IT" is for the money, find something else. Enough people with degrees will see through that attitude in short order and you'll find it hard to progress. Not because they necessaily disdain those that don't have degrees. But because often (but not always) people without degrees show a stunning lack of ability/willingness/effort. I'm not saying you don't have those things, but if you do, you might find it worth some willingness and effort to prove that you have the ability.

  102. Need A Degree. by liquidzero4 · · Score: 1

    If you have a degree then I agree you must do a better job selling yourself. Most importantly is make as many contacts as you can with others in the computer industry. Hopefully these contacts can get you in the door. If you don't have a degree it's a tough place to be. I work for a large telecom/tech company and there's an unlimited supply of people with educations looking for jobs. Heck I ran into a guy with a B.S. in C.S. and a masters in Telecom working at the Home Depot. If you don't have a degree you're competing with many many people that do. I know a degree is just a peice of paper but it's a quick and easy demarcation line for employeers. A lot won't even look at your resume without an education. Either way, good luck in your quest.

  103. You think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Would it be worth it to get a degree in MIS or CS?"

    Do you think getting a college degree would be worth it? You are currently, at $13/hr, making $27,040 per year (assuming full time, 40 hour a week work).

    According to CNN, the average starting salary for someone with a computer science degree is $48,656 per year.

    http://money.cnn.com/2004/02/05/pf/college/lucra ti ve_degrees/

    Tuition at UMass Boston campus costs $6,977.00 per year.

    ASSUMING a 3% inflation rate on your salary in either job, and a 3% inflation rate on tuition, AND assuming you could only work 30 hours a week while going to school full time:

    In 6 years time you would just about break even, and in 7 years time you would have made more money even AFTER you paid for 4 years of college. Your salary would be 80% HIGHER than if you continued on your current path.

    So, YEAH, I think a degree is a good idea.
    http://www.umb.edu/students/bursar/tuition_ fees.sh tml

  104. that makes me want to stay in school by wretched22 · · Score: 1

    I am attending a University in the U of Texas system. I am a CS major and am only a semester away from graduation. And I've never had a better time in my life. I am currently working for the CS Dept's Computer and Information Technology Center. I make $13.50/hr just programming ASP and SQL 19 hrs/week.

    A colleague of mine and I started our own web dev business doing hosting and programming for local companies and there is really nobody else in the area doing anything similar, so work is not hard to find.

    I think I'm going to stay in school and work on a Math and/or Physics degree.. or maybe an MBA. School is the greatest.

  105. Get used to the taste of cock by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Troll

    'cuz you're gunna be suckin for foodstamps if you think you're going to get rich in IT with no education or skills.

    --
    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    1. Re:Get used to the taste of cock by badman99 · · Score: 0

      My arse feels funny :)

  106. Apprentice for a trade! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure where you are, but here in Canada, it's fairly easy to make just as much working the more technically inclined trades as it is the IT jobs. Yeah, you'll probably have to get dirty, and you'll definitely have to use your hands... but you'll be making just as much money as you are now, even in your first year... and your computer experience should help you land a tech-minded apprenticeship over some goof who just barely finished high school. As well, there's a shortage in those fields because a lot of older electricians can't upgrade to work with robotics, or are just flat-out retiring.

    Just a thought...

  107. How to get a job in this economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's how I got a good paying job ($54k) for network admin.

    1. Go to the library
    2. Get the latest US Census book
    3. Open up to the population drift map
    4. Look for jobs in areas people are leaving
    5. You will find a job there

    Yeah, you can't live in the big city - tough.
    Yeah, you have to move away from mom - stop crying.
    Yeah, you run the risk of no Starbucks - think of the money you'll save.

    But you'll get over it, knowing that when the economy improves, you can move back to the city for a much better paying job - if you choose to move back. I love it up here in Montana and enjoy the slower pace of small town life. It has allowed me to pay off the bills and continue working on my college remotely (continuinged.uml.ed). The work day is exactly 8 hours, the commute is 5 minutes at 25 mph, and we really do have high speed internet access out here.

    Try it - you might like it.

  108. I would kill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to make 13 an hour. I make $8.80 an hour as a computer opreator. But again, I am 20.

  109. Good Leads for me. by NetNinja · · Score: 1

    I have 5 years in the industry ever since getting out of the Marine Corps.
    I worked for a tech company who was just barely paying my salary and I had a friend who turned me on to a tech support job. At $22.00 an hour I needed the money. Now I am getting all sorts of reply's on my resume. This has just happened within the month of April. I just missed a 55K a year job because I didn't have an A+ cert. In fact I have no certs. Crap the dumb ass headhunter for the company who needed a IT person probably doesn't know what A+ is. But I couldn't lie. :(
    Like who isn't A+ certified! I have built so many white box systems. But then look at what just passed me by. :(
    So now I am on www.boson.com buying those cert practice tests so I can get a 55k a year job.
    I live in Atlanta, GA by the way.

    1. Re:Good Leads for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go take the A+ test then, it sounds like you can afford it (it's pretty cheap compared to a four year degree), and you definitely will pass it.

  110. Networking by jafac · · Score: 1

    Not computer networking.
    People.

    Know the right people, and you're in (as long as you're at least competent).

    And. . . get into the defense industry, get a Security Clearance. You're golden. They'll never outsource those jobs.

    --

    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  111. Co-op jobs? by siliconwafer · · Score: 1

    I'm curious, does anyone have advice for a students (I'm a 4th year CE) seeking co-op jobs? My program, which is five years, consists of a year of co-op work, which I must find on my own. Finding co-op jobs has *not* been easy over the past few years for myself and students in my major. It's tough to market yourself toward specific job listings, as we have no real experience thus far. The approach has been the typical send out 100 resumes and cross your fingers.

    1. Re:Co-op jobs? by denigod · · Score: 1

      I'm in a similar spot, only I'm approaching graduation with my MS in Comp Sci, I already have a BS in it (Double major in communication) however i was always encouraged to do research for experience to go to grad school. However, now i find myself sitting on about $200K of education and not a single hour of industry experience to show for it! I just want to get an interview, i'm pretty sure i can handle the rest from there.

  112. Specialists are (usually) better paid by sean.geek.nz · · Score: 1

    Specialists who are true experts in their field get paid very well.

    The risks are:
    (a) being so specialized that you can't get work and
    (b) having your skillset become redundant (cobol programming for VMS is not a good choice).

    With that in mind pick a niche, and excel at it.

  113. The small - medium company is where it's at by Umgar_Cheesehammer · · Score: 1

    My 2 GP: I just graduated from UT Austin with an MIS degree and it DID help me (finally) get a great IT job. It's not that the skills I learned at college were all that fantastic but you gain a paper badge that, like it or not, makes a difference. I will also tell you that if you are trying to decide between an MIS or CS degree go for the MIS degree - the combination business and programming/IT skills are very attractive for many employers. I worked for a major coroporation for 6 months before finally giving them the finger and let me tell you that having an IT job in a large corporate setting with the economy in the pits will put you on a fast track to suicide. They know you don't have the luxury of quitting and finding another job in a week, and they will treat you as such. In my case, it was Dell that taught me that there really IS such a thing as an evil corporation that despises the human soul and relishes suffering above all else. Currently there is a HUGE demand for versatile IT proffesionals in small/medium sized businesses. You will find you can have great success getting careers of all kinds with with these companies if you proactively approach them an offer your services rather than just responding to adds in Monster.com and your local paper. Working for the small company has it's disadvantages just like any job but for me it's perfect. I make my own hours, am paid well (your results may vary here), and actually get to make a difference (*gasp*). ~Anyway~ The point: -Degree? Yes - it's essential. -Certifications? Meh - they didn't help me. Get your education up to snuff and then go sell yourself to employers.

  114. Certs are worthless if you can write it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if you're aiming to be good, you might as well aim to be good enough to write the operating system.

  115. Get a degree already! by antarctican · · Score: 1

    Would it be worth it to get a degree in MIS or CS?

    You don't have a CS degree? Well, there's your problem right there. I know I certainly wouldn't high someone "up the ladder" without a minimum of degree for any hardcore programming job. Not a diploma, or a "certificate" from one of these little private "schools" - but an actual university (or college for you Americans) degree which comes with a strong theoretical background.

    During the dot-com bubble I remember all these people coming out who knew html or flash from these 6 month "schools" claiming to be programmers. And they got jobs because... well everyone got a job with stock options out the wing wang. Then when the bust occurred they all were the first to get laid off and couldn't understand why they couldn't get another job. Because you're not real computer scientists/software engineers! So you learned a few of the "hot" skills for this year, it won't help you learning new ones unless you have the theoretical background.

    So go get a CS degree, but not an MIS or any other such flush certificate. Cisco is good, I hear they make shit good money. But until you get the CS degree don't expect to get anywhere unless you're really lucky.

  116. Re:Find the back door... market yourself different by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 4, Insightful
    There's one especially good called Cold Calling for Women

    For a second there, I thought this was a dating technique for lonely geeks.

    Working in IT sucks. There is no "normal career route." Unless you mean:

    1. Go to school to obtain sheepskin
    2. Apply everywhere
    3. Relocate across the country to the one place that took you
    4. Get pidgeon-holed into an absurdly narrow field of work (like IBM DB2 Index Optimizer), get treated like crap for 5 years, and get laid off once your field becomes sufficiently obsolete.
    5. Unemployment, Ramen, Plasma Donation
    6. Lather, Rince, Repeat.

    I think I'll become a college professor.

    --
    dinner: it's what's for beer
  117. Depends on area (skill and geographic) by rabtech · · Score: 1

    If you are a basic/level-1 dotnet developer in the Dallas area, there are plenty of reasonable jobs around here (50-60k starting).

    If you are an uber/level-3 dotnet developer in Silicon Valley you might still have trouble finding a job.

    Replace dotnet with some other area and it changes again.

    So look for newer technologies and look for better geographic areas.

    --
    Natural != (nontoxic || beneficial)
  118. Re:Be willing to move or if that fails work for fr by pchasco · · Score: 1

    He must be one of those guys who landed the rich wife ...

  119. Networking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certs are ornaments on a Christmas tree in July.
    Sure they look real pretty, but unless you are selling them, they are a waste of money.

    Same goes for going back to school (unless you really, really like school and miss college).

    I was knocked off in a Dot-Com drive by and found far better paying gainful employment through a well winnowed and maintained list of contacts and mentors.

    I now handle part of the hiring (about 50%) and have stacks of resumes with more abbreviations than a doctor's convention. Of eight recent hires, only one was a stranger found through traditional means, all the rest were friends, friends referrals or former workmates from previous lives.

    Get off the sob story boards and start making phone calls and preferrably personal visits to people you have met and respected in the past - (Who you ask? Former professors and teachers, former classmates, friends of parents and other older relatives, and professionals like laywers, realtors, and business owners whom you know, frequent and respect).

    Good luck and be thankful for what you have - you are employed.

  120. If you're going to get a degree, get out by carcosa30 · · Score: 1

    I'd say if you're going to get a degree you might as well get out of the field.

    I don't know how long you've been in computer support, but it's my personal suspicion that the market is going to continue to head downhill. Yes, by whoring and resume-padding, you can compete with the other whorers and padders. Yes, people and companies are always going to need maintenance work. But it's going to be a long time before the market looks like it did in the late 90s.

    It's also my opinion that certs aren't worth the paper they're printed on. They're so easy to get, with the possible exception of the ridiculous ones (Cisco for example) and they're so common. There are also numerous ways to cheat on the cert tests. I know this because I worked in the industry for a number of years-- the cert industry was, in my opinion, corrupt then and getting worse. Back then, you could take a test as many times as you wanted to and could pay for. We were passing people who we KNEW didn't know squat, just because they showed up and took the test enough times, and I'm talking 7-8 times for low-level Microsoft tests. It's possible that salaries based on cert paper were one reason for the inflation of the dotcom bubble. People with plenty of paper were getting into positions they didn't nearly deserve from a technical standpoint.

    Just about anywhere else you go, your computer skills will stand you in good stead. If you do stay in computers, go for coding of some kind-- unless some souped-up VB-alike thing comes out that doesn't suck, coding ability is always going to be worth gold. If you take the trouble to get a degree, make it in something that's not going to be redundant with your present skillset. I know a number of very intelligent computer people, some PHDs, who are looking for work right now. I don't see the market getting any better.

    --
    Intolerance for ambiguity is the mark of the authoritarian personality.
  121. Get a degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MIS: NO

    CS: NO

    Underwater basket weaving: YES

    There are too many freakin CS and MIS people competing for MY job right now, so major in something that's not computer related, like Mayan History, Business, or Philosophy. Take my word for it, CS sucks.

  122. GOTO school, go directly to school, do not passgo by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 1

    A guy without a degree, in this or any not .com economy, is going to find it real tough to jump between companies and move his way *up* the ladder. Its a lot more difficult for a manager to say, "this guy's a support grunt, he wants to be a supervisor, and he has no degree or even certs". bzzzt. next!

    If youre stuck in a $13/hr job, and been stuck there, maybe its time to start making some impressions. Start with the stupid stuff, IE dressing better, slacking off less. Make suggestions to make your workflows and processes better. Think like your manager- suggest new software or tools you could write to make things work smoother. Better yet, walk in one day and say "hey, I was tinkering around and came up w/ this cool new app we could use to streamline our support requests" If there is paper anywhere in your system, make it digital, make it a webapp or something (obviously, use your head here and dont get stuck in the hammer/nail syndrome). Essentially, act like your supervisor, or how your supervisor should be acting. Stand out from the crowd. Second of all, make friends. lots of them. Make all those people you help thrilled that you came by and not your coworker. shoot the shit w/ them as your reinstalling office or whatever. Talk to your bosses. Hes an arrogant prick? make off color jokes. If hes one of those stodgy old types then youll be better off by playing dress up and raising your professionalism level.

    I dont know anyone that will make a coder out of a support grunt though unless they have a degree or have proven their ability. Your best bet is to go back to school. Coding grunts these days seem to be starting a bit above 40k. In 4 years when youre done, since youll have previous experience in IT, you will probably be able to start ~50k, but of course, your mileage may vary.

  123. Why Modded as Funny? by sadler121 · · Score: 1

    I don't know why the parent was modded as Funy, because his advince is very realistic.
    Face it with Bush in office, there is NO WAY IN HELL jobs are coming back from overseas. The best thing to do would be to temp out work, and also start up your own buisness. Why not start up a linux buisness? there are TONS of applications and things that Linux needs to make its self more attractive to the average user, (don't get me wrong, linux IS at the point where your grandmother can use it, but it always needs innovation to keep alive, and make it better.)
    Other than that get active in politics, to get Bush and cronies out of office. It won't do much good seeing that I belive the only way to return America to its former glory days is through a revolution as grand as that little war we had with the British ~200 years ago. ;-)

    1. Re:Why Modded as Funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are waiting for Kerry to get elected so he can create a job for you, good luck.

      I just quit my very comfortable, very secure job of 6 years to work for a new company, and I'm getting paid 20% more. There are jobs out there, but you have to be ambitious to find them. Waiting for a new president is not exactly what I'd call ambition.

  124. differences between certs and a 4 year degrees by plopez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1) A certification can be taken away from you. Which is what happened when MS switched from NT4 to win2k. A degree from an accredited institution cannot.

    2) A cert means your are familiar with a particular technology. You are qualified to be a code monkey or a hardware monkey. A degree means you understand more than that just where the buttons are.

    If you want to move up the ladder, you need a least a 4 year degree. All but the lowest levels of management are out of reach to you right now. A degree shows that you
    1) Have been trained to think critially.
    2) Have a background in theory
    3) Have been trained to communicate (English classes are NOT a waste of time).
    4) Were forced to deal with people who do not think as you do, with other priorities and values.
    5) Have the patience to slog through 4 years of work before getting your reward.
    6) You know how to work independently and also as part of a team.

    The best combo is degree + exp. + certs. But it looks like you have experience, and with a degree that should help. I assume that while in school you would let the certs lapse, but if you can keep up on them you would be in a great position. And you may decide that there is more to life than technology and go into a completely different field. Be happy at what you do.

    In our situation, we hired a guy with certs but no degree and he had to work independently. He cratered out. THen we hired a guy with both a degree and certs and I *am* impressed.

    --
    putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
  125. Move to a small town by gothzilla · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was in california and could not find a tech job to save my life, so I moved to colorado. Same deal there. An offer from a family friend to move out to a small town in Arkansas turned out to be the best thing ever. There was a major shortage of knowledgable people here and finding work didn't take very long. My first job only paid $12/hr but consider that I also rented a 3 bedroom house in a nice neighborhood close to shopping and schools for $550 a month and gas was a good 50 cents cheaper than california.
    I did my job, met people, tried my best to get known as a great tech and I now have a great job as a System Admin that I love to death. The cities are full of people looking for your kind of work. Get out of there and go somewhere that needs people that know the things that you do. Of course, you won't find any software companies in small towns but you will find TONS of businesses that have to use computers and networks to get their jobs done, and all those people need someone to work on their computers.
    Most small towns have a few computer repair businesses that take care of the businesses but the days of walking in and fixing a computer quickly are over. It takes time to get to know someones network and software and you can't do a good job if you're charging an hourly rate like the small computer support businesses do. These areas are perfect for convincing a business that they will save money and get better service if they hire you as their admin. Show them all the things that need to be done on a daily basis like following security advisories, updating computers, checking security, etc.
    The company I work for pays me quite well and they said their past 3rd party support cost them 3 times as much as I do, and more gets done quicker. Before they would have to wait to get something fixed, sometimes up to 3 days. Now things get fixed immediately and revenues are up because of it.

    1. Re:Move to a small town by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point -- and don't get hung up on the lower salary in a small town or backwoods environment. The cost of living will be much lower, and you'll be $$$ ahead. It's amazing -- food is less, taxes are lower, housing is much, much cheaper, insurance is less.

    2. Re:Move to a small town by Punk+Walrus · · Score: 1

      My wife did this. She manages the IT of a small shipping company in Baltimore (25 employees). Hell, she IS the IT. And HR. And accountant... but she's the president's right-hand "man" (so to speak). She gets to telecommute a few days a week, too.

  126. Be creative - don't be a robot by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 3, Informative
    Someone asked a very similar question last week about outsourcing. My response was:
    My employer prefers to hire engineers from the US and Europe. He doesn't think the Asians are creative enough for R&D work, says that their education system just churns out people who act like robots but have less initiative or creativity. That's just in relation to Japan, Singapore and Taiwan mind you. We don't do any business in India so I'm not sure how they compare.

    To answer the question, I'd say become a rennaisance man. Learn to use both sides of your brain. Take an interest in the arts, you never know how it'll inspire you to look at technical problems from a different angle. It works for me, gets me hired every time.

    --
    Drill baby drill - on Mars
    1. Re:Be creative - don't be a robot by mrkslntbob · · Score: 1

      I have a question for you.

      How does your interest in the arts get you hired every time? Or am i reading your comment wrong?

      I think that's very interesting. I have interest in arts, took a bunch of music classes in college, and play trumpet. But people who look at my resume keep saying, take this stuff off, it doesn't apply to the job you're applying for, employers don't really care about this.

      Any suggestions on where to look, or how to apply this knowledge and interest to getting a job in the tech field with my computer science degree would be greatly appreciated.

    2. Re:Be creative - don't be a robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My employer prefers to hire engineers from the US and Europe. He doesn't think the Asians are creative enough for R&D work, says that their education system just churns out people who act like robots but have less initiative or creativity.

      And that is how your employer is breaking the law.

      I hire people based on their qualifications, not based on their national origin in any way. If I let their national origins affect my decision even a little (other than their ability to communicate in English and their legal ability to work in the United States), I would be breaking the law as well. That includes judgments on the education system in their nation of origin that I (a poorly-traveled but fairly-worldly American) may or may not have "heard things" about.

      For example, one of our most valuable recent hires is a gentleman from Southeast Asia. He is creative and efficient, and has made huge contributions to my engineering team. Knowing what I know now, I'd be banging my head against the wall if I'd let this potential employee go, simply because he was "Asian, therefore a robot." In that regard, I find your post offensive, as well as the currently high moderation thereof.

      Your advice is good: Improve your skillset by diversifying the sources of your inspiration. Fine. But to suggest that such behavior lies in strict contrast to entire groups of people of a particular regional origin, well, there's a word for that line of thinking, fiannaFailMan.

      In other words, if you're going to be a racist (oops, I said it) prick, leave it at home. Don't bring it to the office, for your employer's sake, for your own sake, and for the sake of all the logical-minded people who have to deal with you.

    3. Re:Be creative - don't be a robot by the_womble · · Score: 1

      I think that India and South Asia in general would compare better than the countires you mentioned: the culture and education system are completely different although there is a significant tendency to do things by rote in less good places.

      Someone who worked for a stock broker in Singapore told me that what tended to happen there is that locals did back office work (needs discipline), Indians were analysts (needs brains) and the British (there are a lot out there) did sales (needs people skills and polish).

    4. Re:Be creative - don't be a robot by Mastadex · · Score: 1

      My GOD, you put my whole existance in words. I Know this from personal experience. Even thought Im still in college, I do amazing coding work, getting nrealy perfect in every programming job I do. All thanks to Problem solving and music. Yes, Music! I Play, I compose and I'm DJ. It has helped me and done wonders in my school work...And everytime im partnered up with an asian person in school (not that there is anything wrong with them), this group member spits things out like a machine but doesnt look at the task at hand in any other way, no creative fed back. So what im trying to say, is that for all of you out there that are still in school, take a look around for activities to do other then logic. Jump out into the art world and see how it can change your mind. Heck ive been to the louvre 4 times so far.

      --
      A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
    5. Re:Be creative - don't be a robot by dave420 · · Score: 1
      Sieg heil, mein gruppenfuhrer!

      Jeez - you really think like that?? and don't mind???

    6. Re:Be creative - don't be a robot by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1
      How does your interest in the arts get you hired every time?

      It's my diverse background that actually gets me hired. In my previous employment I've done a bit of everything. My degree isn't directly related to IT. Amongst all the dozens of IT graduates with degrees in computer science, along comes me with my degree in manufacturing engineering and hobbies that have little or nothing to do with 'traditional' geek culture. It helps me stand out, shows them that I see things from a slightly different angle.

      --
      Drill baby drill - on Mars
  127. I got one word for you... by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

    Plastics.

    But seriously, try something new. I mean with $13.00/hour you won't be taking a big pay cut doing something else. Try web design, volunteer as someone suggested, sell stuff on eBay or try pimping. Nothing says stable income as a bunch of crack whores.

  128. Certifications are simply bad... by Bartlet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just had this same conversation with someone working on a PMP certification. The certification MAY help you get past the resume scanners in HR, but being able to demonstrate a history of successful projects is what will get you the position. I would recommend getting involved with some OpenSource projects as a great way to show that your ready and able to be successful in a field where team work is now 80% of the game.

    My answer to my friend is below:
    50% of all serious (those worth at least $3 million) IT projects still fail. Something that has not seriously changed since the 60's when Brooks wrote the seminal text on the subject (The Mythical Man Month). These projects are not failing due to a lack of in depth expertise or paper certifications, they fail due to basic issues involving interpersonal communications and a mis-alignment of rewards.

    In my experience projects get into trouble when the staff is not fully versed in identifying complexity (a basic problem that the engineering profession addresses directly). In conjunction with a failure to translate that complexity into an appropriate risk assessment (usually the result of poor team communications and/or inexperience) which is where a well versed technical manager comes to play. Followed by an unacceptable delivery which is often times the result of a counter productive award system.

    Having a PMP says that you are well versed in the lexicon of Project Management and communicating with other PM's. It does little in helping you effectively communicate with end users, line of business staff, or management. The same can be said for Oracle certified DBA's and MS certified software developers.

  129. From Romnet's website ... by Curly-Locks · · Score: 0

    Andy,
    According to the ROMNET website:
    "RomNet's creative staff will develop a web site that correctly positions your company, including its products or services, in a compelling manner. "

    You need to get these creative staff to write you a better CV so you can get a better job.

  130. And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the Asshole of the Year award goes to...AC!

  131. Northeastern by elbarrio · · Score: 1

    You might want to consider getting a degree from Northeastern (as I'm doing now). The co-op program there is supposed to be great (I just started in the Masters program, so I haven't had a chance to verify this myself). I know a lot of people who went there for undergrad and got their fulltime jobs with companies they co-oped with. As far as costs, you can pretty much borrow everything. Yeah, that's a risk (what happens if you never see the increase in wage to pay off the debt), but IMHO it's a risk worth taking.

  132. Not gonna be a popular answer... by anzha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This answer is going to cost me an arm and a leg in karma, but what the heck. That's what it's for, right?

    Show some employer loyalty.

    I just did a hire about 4 months ago. We chewed through resumes for about 6 months before we found someone that we felt would fit. Something that we noticed and ended up using as a filter rule was whether or not a person would stick with a job for more than 6 months. Generally as a rule of thumb, you really want to stick out a job, unless its absolutely hellacious, for about three years. I'd really recommend five, to be honest. That way you're not viewed as someone contaminated with the so-called 'Dotcom Disease.'

    We really wanted someone that once we've invested time, money, and training in to make a contribution to our projects for more than the time an intern would. Most !Dotcoms are similar in their opinions.

    Actually, upon considering it, what this really ought to be relabeled as rather than 'employer loyalty' as 'resume care and feeding'. Your career will live and die by it. Take care of it and it will take care of you. Taking lots of short gigs to try to climb quickly scares off a lot of hiring folk.

    I could go on ponticating, but I am sure that you're sick of it already. ;)

    --
    Do you know why the road less traveled by is littered with the bones of the unwary?
    1. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by Maestro4k · · Score: 4, Insightful
      • We really wanted someone that once we've invested time, money, and training in to make a contribution to our projects for more than the time an intern would. Most !Dotcoms are similar in their opinions.
      Just wanted to note that this is the same reason many employers want to see candidates with a degree (Bachelor's minimum generally, Associate's degrees don't get as much respect). Having the degree is more important than what field it's in because it shows you stick out what you start and finish it. Employers want that, especially in an economy like now where they can pick and choose more freely.
    2. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by BillsPetMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've worked for companies who hired programmers for a few months then wound up the departments as the project moved into the next phase. One job lasted 4 months.

      Where employees ride a boom, employers ride the bust. And that incidentally is why IT employers are still bleating about skills shortages - they don't exist but it makes sense to insist there's a shortage to encourage a cheap supply of well-qualified folks, right?

      But the bottom line is buddy, if you want loyalty from your employees, take a pay cut before you sack people next time, after all if you have to get rid of people you've basically failed to do your job, so it's only fair that you should share the blame, right?

      I work in retail IT. It's a fairly stable area of the economy. But I'm also conscious of the fact that while a shop attendant with 15 years service gets $10 an hour, the CEO of a retail group will get $10m a year and will stay in the job for 6 months.

      Sorry if I sound new to this capitalism thing, but the equation seems really simple. However, as I get it but you don't I'll give it to you in big writing:

      IF YOU WANT LOYALTY FROM YOUR EMPLOYEES, START SHOWING THEM SOME LOYALTY YOURSELF.

      (karma and conscience are both burnable rubbish)

      --
      "It's not your information. It's information about you" - John Ford, Vice President, Equifax
    3. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by MastrTek · · Score: 1

      I'll vouch for this. Before my current job, I had eight jobs over three years, my reasons varied with the first and third jobs I was fired from (my fault, poor work ethic), my second job I resigned from, and the other four were layoffs. Not all of the jobs were IT, but it really doesn't make a difference when your entire resume spans a period of 9 months. I ultimately ended up lying on my resume about my job lengths in order to get a job as a PC technician for a large electronics retailer. That's really bad BTW. I've managed to stick out this job for almost a year now and am on the verge of getting a promotion because of it. If your resume can show job stability for an extended period of time, then a certification will help you IF you have experience to boot, but a degree will definately help you out the most, even if it's an associates. If you don't have employment stability, you need to either 'generate' it, or stick with your current job and make it the old fashioned way.

    4. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you're ponticating, I'll be pontificating.

    5. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      This answer is going to cost me an arm and a leg in karma, but what the heck. That's what it's for, right?

      Show some employer loyalty.

      Naw. If I had points, I'd mod you up "+1 Funny".

    6. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by Duds · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm only hiring for a shop, but I'd 100% agree. If someone's spent 1-3 months at each job I tend to avoid them.

      It's a pain in the arse to hire someone, you do not want to be doing it too often.

    7. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by maximilln · · Score: 2, Funny

      -----
      Show some employer loyalty.
      -----
      Being employed is like being engaged to someone who hasn't figured out what they want. The moment you give your employer loyalty they'll put you on the back burner and keep their eyes open for someone else. Your particular qualities, even if you are the best, don't even matter any more.

      It's really ridiculous. Employers ask you to sign employee agreements which are utterly ridiculous in their scope and demands but it's either sign the line or take your chances at McDonald's. Then you're at the mercy of a lecherous boss for promotions or pay raises. Then you accept to be terminated at the employer's discretion for any reason--including you wouldn't polish your bosses' SUV right after he finished tearing you a new backdoor on a performance eval which was as subjective as it was laughable. "Oh. I'm sorry. I couldn't deliver the next drug candidate at the end of the quarter? Well maybe that's because I'm a research ASSOCIATE and don't have the political pull of a program DIRECTOR!" -- "Makes no difference. That's what we wrote in your goals for you. It's all part of your job description. You synthesize molecules and, if you make the right one, it's the drug candidate. It's that easy."

      And you want loyalty from me?

      *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* Piss off. You'll get loyalty when you pay my debts and give me a house.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    8. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by saarbruck · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Was your "loyalty filter" an automatic thumbs down, or did you give folks a chance to exlplain themselves?


      I worked for 7 different companies in 6 years, and I only left one of them voluntarily--The rest were companies that went out of business (I work in the games industry which can be pretty volatile that way). Maybe it was bad luck, maybe I just picked poor companies to work for, but it would be unfortunate if a spotty job history automatically sent someone's resume to your circular file.

      --
      I am the very model of a modern major general!
    9. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most companies don't need really hot IT folk that often or for that long. If I can't come in, analyze, design and implement a soultion in a year or two then you are not serious about the change. Most tech managers I have worked for are perfect examples of the Peter principle at work. Hiding their incompetence comes first. Creating value for the company from the investment in IT to them is a ruse.

    10. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      This answer is going to cost me an arm and a leg in karma, but what the heck. That's what it's for, right?

      Only a karma whore even cares enough to put in a disclaimer.

      Show some employer loyalty.

      Why? I've never held a job for two years in my life. Only two over a year. I've been in the job market for about 10 years. I've not had any trouble finding a job, and in all but one case (after a relocation) it was for a significant increase in pay. Oh, and in a market where the employers show no employee loyalty, why should the employee show employer loyalty?

      If you walk in to your boss's office and ask for a $10,000 raise, you will be laughed out. However, I've twice switched jobs for a pay jump at least that big. Just make sure you don't take a job that will hurt your future employability, and make sure that you put money in an IRA because you won't be able to put much in a 401(k) if you are always job hopping...

    11. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by corngrower · · Score: 1
      Parent is right on the button. Especially about the loyalty. It's often said that management gets the big bucks because they take the risks. That's a load of bull. I worked for a company that laid off 10% of their workforce just so the company would make their profit 'quota' and the managers get their nice 20% bonus. What a bunch of scumbags! It wasn't like the company was loosing money, they just weren't making as much as they wanted that year.


      It certainly wasn't the management that was taking the risks.

    12. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by blackbear · · Score: 1

      I have 12 years of professional paid experience, and another 12 doing the exact same thing for no pay. I taught myself to program in assembler at 12 years old and began doing PC repair and maintenance for local businesses for free about a year later. I was administrating AT&T UNIX systems before I could drive. I was in IT before the dot.com boom, and I'm still around after the bust. Many others here on /. have a similar story.

      The point of all of the above is this; I'm sick of overeducated idiots being paid big money to do a job for which they lack the skills, ability, and aptitude. It's worse when they're managers.

      Of course, the one time I had a team of serious pros; (All of whom were a pleasure to work with, and had my utmost respect) The company went belly up thanks to management ignoring the pleadings of one of the finest technical staffs I've ever been a part of. I saw the writing on the wall and jumped ship. Most of the rest stayed around. Management told them they would be taken care of.

      It didn't happen. Some of them are still unemployed today, and others have had to change career paths. I landed on my feet only to have the rug pulled out again because my new employer expected less than ethical behavior from its employees. That's one compromise I won't make.

      The moral of the story:
      I've been around a while. I've learned a few things, mostly from people who've been in IT longer than I've been alive. Also, I'm skilled and employable, not some kid who's bitching because the collectivist utopia his high school guidance counselor promised him didn't appear.

      -- It's been called DP, MIS, IS, and now IT, but little has changed except the technology.

      -- Management will lie to you and not feel the least bit of remorse.

      -- Your education will be largely useless, because nearly all of the technologies you work with weren't even imagined when you were in school.

      -- You will work your ass off to learn as fast as you can, because if you don't, someone smarter and faster will take your place.

      -- You only get what you're worth if you demand it and can convince someone to pay it.

      -- If you have any ambition at all, you will be forced to sell yourself to the highest bidder.

      And to top it all off, some asshole hiring manager will decide that you don't cut it because you did all of the above including drop out of college to make something of yourself instead of being turned into a good little drone that "don't ask for too much, or get too uppity."

      But it's the only career I can think of that rewards intelligence and hard work with enough cash to keep you in books and hardware. So if the parent is done spouting dogmatic, collectivist, MBA bullshit, I've got a business to run. Because unlike him, I build things for a living and judge people for their skills and work ethic, not the length of their tenure, or what school they went to. You want people to stick around? give them a reason to. Keep your promises. Let them do the job you hired them for. And don't make them look for work elsewhere just to get a raise.

      One last thought.
      Isn't it ironic how employers like to talk about investment when they're rationalizing why they discarded your resume, or making promises about training and bonuses to get you to agree to a lower salary? But the promises get broken and the decision criteria change, and no one talks about investment after you're hired.

    13. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While employers will value loyalty (and often try to contractually require it), don't expect it in return. I'm not saying that sticking with a job is not a good thing, it is - churning jobs every six months makes it look like somethings wrong with you and you can't stick with anything. I'm just saying don't count on loyalty to count for anything when it's layoff time - it seldom does.

    14. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by lamber45 · · Score: 1
      It's really ridiculous. Employers ask you to sign employee agreements which are utterly ridiculous in their scope and demands but it's either sign the line or take your chances at McDonald's.

      My present job is a good example, although it's non-IT-related. When I got hired, I thought it was for a full-time position. At the first staff meeting, we were all told to work a 7.5-hour day, and "no overtime". A couple months later, that got cut to a 6.5-hour day. At least I still get paid more per hour than at McDonalds...

      I found out that the same organization was hiring for their IT department, so I sent in my resume, but I haven't been interviewed yet. My boss mentioned once that her husband is an unemployed IT professional, too.

    15. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by bruthasj · · Score: 1

      If upper management does things correctly, they usually cut their own pay 10% or slightly more during periods of downturn. At this point, usually things are going so bad that all salaried people get 5% cuts and 100k or above get the 10% axe. Then they stop 401k contribution and get absolutely anal about every dollar expensed to the company. Layoffs also are inevitable during this period.

      Since the people chosen to go are usually selected by the next immediate supervisor, barring abuses, this also means the more, ah, feet-draggers are let off first. The danger comes in when they have to cut so deep that when the up turn comes they have no backbone, then that company is in danger of collapsing on itself. And, no, hiring back the people axed previously is not usually a smart idea--unless you're absolutely desperate.

      These are just some things from my observation.

    16. Re:Not gonna be a popular answer... by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Sure, that's insightful, but it has to be balanced with other factors, those being:

      1. Companies feel no loyalty towards their lower echelons. They are trimming benefits, wages and opportunities for advancement for them. Hence, these workers MUST seek the highest wage possible since that's the only thing they have coming to them.

      2. Companies like to hire work "just in time". This allows them to "load balance" their costs. And this just leads to people with resumes that look like they are job hoppers, but aren't. (My current boss told me in my interview that he had not understood that when he moved into the area where the biggest employers (automotive companies) had created just such a population of tech workers.)

      --
      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
  133. Boost your social skills by ckpurvis · · Score: 1

    If you have hard technical skills alone, then there's nothing you can do that an offshore worker can't do cheaper. But if you can leverage some soft skills you're much better off. Especially in small businesses, the owners don't want an aloof wizard -- they want a techie who is accessible and helpful, and who doesn't nake their head hurt. In a big company, you're much more versatile if you can deal with non-techies (like, say, project managers). And if you have that knack of "natural leadership" -- you're SUPER useful because you can be a team lead and get more bang for the buck from other employees. Lacking anything else, if the hiring manager just likes you, that will often be more decisive than your skill set.

    Considering that it's not unusual to spend more time with your coworkers than your spouse, this isn't too weird. So... get out and meet people! Try to get good at social interaction. Maybe do a little public (small group) speaking -- that does WONDERS for your confidence and resistance to social anxiety. Pick a friend with really strong presence and charisma, and watch how he/she works -- and how people react. There's a lot to be said (and that has been said) for who you know, but it's more important to manager how they know you. Just having lots of acquaintances is not really helpful, but if you have lots of folks who have you standing out in their mind, you're really networking. Plus, you can make some new friends.

    It's not being fake, by the way, to find out how to be liked. If you don't compromise your values or misrepresent yourself, then you're not breaking any sacred trust to behave in an appropriate way. In other words, you might have a totally different demeanor at the comic shop, than you would at a professional discussion group. There's just different types of acceptable behavior at each -- so they way you use your charisma on an upper management type you meet at a book club would be different than how you'd approach a techie-manager you run into at the local computer game store.

    1. Re:Boost your social skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      don't want an aloof wizard --


      That's not been my experience. A couple of years ago I was working for this company whose vp. insisted on hiring an 'architect' for a new project who was just so fsckn full of himself. There were a number of quite intelligent people in the group that could have handled the job quite well. This guy didn't know some basics of data processing and wouldn't listen to the people who were telling his design had major problems. The project failed. Everyone in the group was let go, (including of course the vp).

  134. Go to BIG corporations outside of the IT-World by oneiron · · Score: 1

    Look for companies which have strong relationships with big IT outsourcing firms. Their IT departments are full of novices a lot of the time. Since these large corporations usually promote from within, you won't really have much luck getting an IT job off the street. If you're willing to do some remedial work for about a year, though, your chances of hitting it big are pretty damn good. Internal job postings at huge corporations are quite plentiful these days due to all of the layoffs to cut costs in the past few years. The mostly incompetant IT departments at these types of corporations will snatch up a person with solid knowledge/experience in a heartbeat.

  135. Small Towns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I've grown up in a small town (population: 2000), escaped to the city for a few years, but have found myself right back here just for the money/experience.

    In Toronto I was stuck in the same rut you are. But back here in my home-town, I've been employed by the local Pulp/Paper mill who, in the past 3 years, has built itself a pretty nice network. I am one of two IT persons, have had the opportunity to learn many things (complex networking, fibre termination, PBX admin, any MS server/service you could shake a stick at, practical DR, security, patch management, version control, etc... experience.

    Moreless, we're free to do what we want, so long as we can justify it. Currently, with the introduction of digital cell service (yes... we're just getting digital now, that's the price you pay for small town life) I've been given the freedom to build a network monitoring app that will notify the on-call IT person of any network issues (similar to 'Angel')

    At $50,000/year CDN, and only paying $450/month in rent (utils included), I think things are working out pretty well here.

    Anyhow, might be something to consider if you don't mind living in the middle of nowhere and possibly working as part of the manufacturing industry.

  136. Get that degree. Have fun doing it. by leeum · · Score: 1

    Economy's not going too well, find yourself stuck in a bit of a rut jobwise and would like to move up and out? Go to college and get yourself that degree. Seriously.

    A college degree may not necessarily be your passport to riches beyond your wildest dreams but, at the very worst, you could end up exactly where you left off. However, take the time you spend in college to learn a lot of things that you never had the time to learn in 'real life', meet a lot of people, and chances are you'll grow to be a better person (I know college sure taught me a lot of useful life skills).

    You're still young, you can still afford to take risks. Do it now so you won't have to regret later.

    1. Re:Get that degree. Have fun doing it. by smithcl8 · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more here, but I question the "afford to take risks" part. Getting a college degree is one of the least risky career moves one can make. Look, certifications sound all fine and good, but, unless people want to work in technical, hands-on jobs forever, certifications are worthless. I would bet that 90% of real IT work is more like the business classes that most of them never wanted to take. For instance, communications classes for giving presentations, writing classes to get proposals and RFPs written, and dealing with meetings are all important skills in the IT field. Too often, IT folks (myself included) think that we have a job that requires little or nothing more than just being technically sound. Guess what? WE'RE WRONG! In the real world, it isn't about writing code the fastest, keeping your network state-of-the-art all of the time, or keeping the fastest computers on user's desks. IT decisions are made just like accounting and customer service decisions are made: if it helps the company and ROI can be found, the decisions are good. If I had it to do over again, I would've been a business major. First, the classes wouldn't have been so damned difficult. Second, once you get a job, you have to perform well, regardless of what your degree was in. Third, all company's hire people KNOWING that they will have to be trained: no one expects a person to start a job with their feet running and never jump a hurdle. Fourth, and finally, business majors hire the engineers, and there's certainly good money in that. Here's the deal: study whatever you like in college. It doesn't have to be related to you job in any way. In my company, we have quality engineers who studied Art History, financial employees who studied English, and a network engineer (ME) who studied math. Once you get a job, everything will be judged against your work performance, not your field of study. However, getting that degree will almost guarantee you employment somewhere.

    2. Re:Get that degree. Have fun doing it. by leeum · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, I mentioned "taking risks" more as a form of reassurance. The fact is, going back to college involves a significant change of lifestyle and I wouldn't blame anyone for feeling anxiety and trepidation at making such a move. Much less eating out at restaurants (fancy or otherwise) and getting used to ramen instead and car? Pretty much forget it. I guess I am also shaped by the knowledge that I'm from a country which isn't known for solid tertiary education - hence many of us who can tend to leave the country for colleges and universities elsewhere. Needless to say, the amount of debt one incurs is substantial. This may not be the case for all Americans/British/Australians/etc, but I wouldn't be surprised if college cost at least a little something which needs to be paid off at some point?

      And I couldn't agree more with your case about doing whatever degree you want in college. Every job that I've done simply used my computer science degree as a talking point during the interview - they wanted to know if I knew my shit, basically. In the name of equal opportunities or what have you, there were also recruits from other backgrounds - e.g. mathematics, business and history. They all did fine after some formal and on-the-job training.

  137. Another Boston SA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Been in the field over fifteen years. 36 YO, no degree, earning +80K/yr as a Sr. Admin for a nearby uni. No, I'm not naming names, and yes - I *am* worth the $$$

    1. Re:Another Boston SA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's great, but you're the exception to the rule. I'm a junior in college and last summer was paid at a rate that comes out to $59,800 a year. This summer, at the same place, I will make the equivalent of $62,400 a year. When I graduate, assuming that I get a job at the same company, I will be 22, with a CS degree, making upwards of $75k, plus bonuses, stock options, and full health. I don't post this to brag, which is why I'm posting as an AC. However, in the current economy, I'd say that this situation is much more likely to be enjoyed by a recent hire out of college with a CS degree, than someone with no degree and a few certs.

    2. Re:Another Boston SA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats, you're doing well. And I wish you all the success you earn. That doesn't change the fact that many of us in the field don't have degrees yet do top notch work and earn good salaries. In fact, I really have no respect for a BS. A Ph.D or Masters, yes I respect that. But a Bachelors is pretty worthless other than for bragging rights and frat connections.

      I happen to work for a uni because they give me much more freedom to implement new technologies than any private company I've worked for. If I took a job in the private sector I'm sure I could earn six figures, even in this economy. Most of the kids lamenting the current lax labor market didn't experience the terrible labor market of the late 80s and early 90s. If they had they would understand that like the market overshot salaries during the dot-bomb, so will salaries diminish during lean years. The trick is to keep yourself employed doing good technology and wait out the bad times. Give it another two or three years and the market should pop back up to normal growth and better salaries. Of course, by that time colleges will have devalued technical skills, and within another few years technical skills will return to high demand. Then, watch your salary grow once again.

      It's unfortunate that the technical field experiences such wild labor market fluctuations. But speaking as someone whose father went through the same back in the early 70s, early 80s and then my experience in the early 90s, I've learned that if you want a stable salary technical work is not the job for you.

  138. kick em out by drwho · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that's because of the outsourcing and work visas being issued. I am also from Boston, at the MIT flea market I heard of a guy who got laid off and they hired some guy on a year work visa from india to fill his job (This is HP).

    time for a new labor movment, keep jobs here, keep money here (in Boston...all of you in India can fight globalization keeping WalMart and Microsoft out if you want, I have no problem with that)

  139. What poor economy? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    I get sick of people talking crap about poor economy. Just because the .com bubble burst, doesn't mean you have a poor economy all of a sudden. The more people believe the economy is bad, the worse it becomes.

    If you want a bad economy, go look elsewhere. There are plenty of countries in which people can't get proper food and education and the government CAN'T more than won't help them.

    --
    Please correct me if I got my facts wrong.
  140. prod the market by ftide · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Don't you guys/gals get tired of this Q&A about tech jobs repeating over and over? It's time to check corporate personhood I'm all for respecting boss/employee ratios and using existing economic indicators as the standard bearers but damn there's more to this recession then simply unemployment and getting enough medical coverage.

    If the 1998-2000 tech boom and bust taught us anything where you're either a driver or a passenger it's that we need drivers. Translation: new business models that make money in the short and long haul. "Nickel and Dimed" author Barbara Ehrenreich recently spoke at my school, saying: "You can't blame the poor economy on character defects alone. There's not enough money." In short, let's help the financial representation incorporate some good biz models (capitalism + sustainability + socialism = something short of outright greed) that bring in more money for everyone, not just CEOs, management and sys admins on a lofty perch.

  141. screw ... by torpor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ... all that other advice:

    Write Code.

    Treat it as the #1 thing you do.

    If you're not writing code, or computing some process, or having something run somewhere that does something, then move out of the way. A whole lotta code is still left to be written, computers still have a looooong way to go, there is an infinities worth of things to do with any single one of them, great and small alike.

    So, like, write code.

    (... what i should be doing instead of boing-nut'ing around on /. ...)

    --
    ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
  142. No Certs, Lots of Work by Tony · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So says an MCSE, CCNA, CCDA, A+, N+, Network+, WCSP, CCSA, and probably some others that I don't remember but are on my resume. Oh, and I haven't been without a tech job since just out of college in '98 . . .

    I have none of that (well, I used to have the CNA, but that was back in '93). I have been employed every month since '90, making embarrassingly large sums of money (which I still manage to spend and remain broke-- go figure).

    Everone has a story. Some are successful because of the number of acronyms on a resume; others (like me) are successful because... well, I don't know why I'm successful. I've been a damned hard worker, I'm good at what I do (programming, DBA, sysadmin stuff like email and web, and networking), but really there's nothing fantastic.

    I think a lot of it has to do with you. Yeah, getting your foot in the door can be difficult. Me, I started my professional career as a student worker, first fixing media equipment (TVs, VCRs, microfiche readers, etc), then by running the library's LAN. I never got a degree; real work interfered, as I was hired directly from student work into the LAN position.

    But, if you haven't been to school, go. Work as a student, make contacts in the area, build a reputation. Me, I'm one of those jack-of-all-trades that other people have said to avoid becoming. It's served me well: I can do anything at all.

    But each person has a story. They are all different. Any advice we can give you worked for us; it might not work for you.

    --
    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
    1. Re:No Certs, Lots of Work by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      Hate to say it, but me too :)

      I haven't been out of work since I was 17. I was hired directly out of school, and I have been at the same company since 1996. Not quite as long, I'll give you, but still a fair amount of time. I'm a fairly advanced jack of all trades, with only a HS diploma, several various training certs, and a knack for figuring out what is *really* causing that weird crash at 00:04:35 every day ;)
      I do want a degree some day, though. Just for fun.

      -WS

      --
      An operating system should be like a light switch... simple, effective, easy to use, and designed for everyone.
    2. Re:No Certs, Lots of Work by computational+super · · Score: 1

      You know, I had started to wonder if I was the only one... I can't figure out exactly what it is, either, but I've always been the top tech guy at every job I've ever had. I can always point to at least a half dozen people who work longer hours, are easier to get along with, stayed at their previous jobs longer, had been at this job longer, knew x technology or y platform better than I did, but for some reason I've been offered a job at almost every interview I've ever gone on (I've turned down many more employers than have turned me down), have never been out of work or fired, always been promoted faster than the people around me, always been asked for advice on the best direction to go when solving problems (even on stuff I don't know anything about, which can be disconcerting), always had my opinion respected, always given my choice of what work I do and what work I don't feel like doing... my greatest fear is that I've just been fooling everybody this whole time and they're going to catch on someday.

      I do think I'm a damned hard worker, like you said - maybe that really is the key? Damn, it would be a shame if I wasted all those years of cynisicm...

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      Proud neuron in the Slashdot hivemind since 2002.
    3. Re:No Certs, Lots of Work by Tadrith · · Score: 1

      I guess I'll throw my lot in as well.

      I've been employed since 17, directly out of high school. There's several things that I think contribute to being able to keep up without much of anything. The first is finding a good employer... this can be extremely difficult. I got lucky. The second is the ability to simply follow directions and/or learn when you need to. When they ask for something, provide it. You might have to learn something to do it, but hey, that's the fun part. The third is knowing people who know people... any job I've ever had, I've gotten through people I know, and the company I work for goes for employee referals before anything else.

    4. Re:No Certs, Lots of Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      How exactly do you feel that spending tons of money, time, and effort on a degree "just for fun" is in any way anything but an absurdly unreasonable idea?

    5. Re:No Certs, Lots of Work by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      Is the degree in a field you want to learn about? I am currently working on a degree in chemistry. I love chemistry, I think it is a ton of fun! I would never want an actual *job* doing chemistry, though. Same could be said for a fine-arts degree in music or something. If it is a field you enjoy and you want to learn more about, it isn't all that unreasonable. At least not to me.

      -WS

      --
      An operating system should be like a light switch... simple, effective, easy to use, and designed for everyone.
  143. Try this one on for size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    First of all, depth of skill will come more from a large company than a small one. If you wish depth of skill, get your foot in the door someplace big.
    If you want to learn something in everything, go with a smaller company. You'll have to deal with almost everything. During the last year at a small company, I've had to learn VB, Java, ASP, Magic, Crystal Reports, SQL Server 2000, Windows Server 2000/2003, LDAP and Active Directory, Red Hat, as well as plenty of hardware and software troubleshooting methods. The only previous experience I have is a CIS degree.

    If you want to program or manage a network, this would be a great way to go. Go for the 4-year degree, pick up some systems analysis, some database work, and write a few small programs to build a code portfolio.

    If you want to manage the department, go with the MIS degree and maybe an MBA (so you can deal with management types). Learn about systems analysis and especially design. Keep your programming skills up while waiting for that Big Promotion. Once you're sufficiently seasoned, go with a larger company, and pay your dues there for a year or two. Pick up some programming skills in your spare time, and try to get into a project leadership position. A successful project or two will go a long way toward the critical promotion.

  144. The real problem with IT right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real problem with IT right is the dot.com boom.

    During that horrid, ill-planned and even worse-executed expansion, every dog and his brother claimed to be IT, got promoted to an IT position and got paid obscene bucks to be an IT person, no matter how competent or knowledgable.

    When the bubble burst everyone freshly out of work started applying for the same limited number of jobs. It created another bursting bubble that had nothing to do with dot.com except that dot.com created a huge demand for those resources, then went away.

    This too shall pass. Companies simply cannot survive anymore without IT. The current glut in the market is chasing people away from IT as a career right now, which virtually guarantees a scarcity later on. On top of that, the current press about outsourcing IT makes it even less likely that anyone will consider IT as a career even when jobs start opening up again. Foolish! There are still things that need to be touched and handled and configured on-site to do a proper job in IT!

    Continue working on your skill-set, hang tough at $13 per hour (that still beats McD's) and wait this one out. It's coming Real Soon Now whether you believe it or not!

  145. What they really want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Employers want someone who has more than 10 years experience with something they plan on funding for maybe one year and then laying you off. End of story. Nevermind the fact that some of the stuff hasn't EXISTED for 10 years, but try telling some suit that. Jagoffs!

  146. Re:Find the back door... market yourself different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Working in IT sucks" I totally agree. Get out before you get in.. plumbers make mad loot. Probably handle less shit too.

  147. Amen! by thelizman · · Score: 1

    This economy is seeing the strongest growth in nearly two decades, and most of the numbers are the same as when Bush took office (by which time the economy was already spiralling downward - the dot-com bust is like what Black Thursday was to the Great Depression). The bottom line for this kid - and most people in the IT industry - is that employers are getting wise to where their IT dollars are going, and they're expecting more for their money than some hack.

  148. Consider changing your field by Roark+Meets+Dent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, you could move to India with all your skills and make $10K a year. Me, I currently work for AT&T as a support tech for voice messaging platforms in the local services division. It's a telecom/computer type of job, pays fairly well. But with the telecom and IT fields as bad as they are, I've enrolled in nursing school starting this fall. In two years' time, I'll have another associate's degree, but this one will guarantee me $23-$30 an hour, base pay, in a field guaranteed to have no shortage of jobs for the next 10-15 years, and a highly portable skill at that.

    1. Re:Consider changing your field by badman99 · · Score: 0

      This maybe true, but you have also gota give sponge baths to guys and clean bed pans :)

  149. Pick an Industry and Learn About It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    way too many people add technologies to their resume, when what we employers look for is some knowledge about our industry.

    do you know what makes media companies different from grocery stores, or pharmaceutical companies? try to find an industry you like, then learn about it and maybe do some volunteer work, interning or something like that. it will get you much farther than another cert.

  150. Stop worrying about what you know... by stand · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and start worrying about who you know.

    If someone knows you, respects you, and happens to come into a position to offer a job, it almost doesn't matter what your skills set is. On the other hand, if someone who is offering a job doesn't know you, you almost certainly don't have what they are looking for.

    What are you doing outside of work? If you're not spending time getting to know your local colleagues (via users groups, seminars, book groups, etc. etc.), you'll have to rely on lucking into your next job...and luck is pretty hard to come by these days.

    --
    Four fifths of all our troubles in this life would disappear if we would just sit down and keep still. -C. Coolidge
  151. Suck It Up by SquierStrat · · Score: 1

    Sometimes you just have to take the sorry job until you can prove to other employers that you're worth hiring at decent pay cause a) you'll stick around and b) you have a skill set and experience.

    If you can't live off $13/hr, get a second job. I've said this before, if you want to get ahead, one job won't do it. I know guys from my time on active duty with the marine corps (which so far is limited) that were E-5s and E-6s who'd go into work for 12 hours 5 days a week, then work a 4 hr shift else where 4 of those days and an 8 hour shift on the weekend! And these guys didn't find it below them to work that part-time job at McDonalds or delivering pizza. I more than once ordered a pizza only to have one of my NCOs deliver it to me. Why were they doing this? Becuase they decided their pay wouldn't cut it and they wanted to get ahead. They were investing all of this extra money. Their military pay more than paid for their homes et cetera and they still saved some of it!

    --
    Derek Greene
  152. I don't have a degree by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    bill gates doesn't have on either.

    I've got 7 years commercial programming experiance and about another 11 non-comercial.
    I'm currently earning about $95,000 and have never failed a job interview.

    Even if your in a low paid job stick at it, staying with a company for several years goes down well on a C.V. and if you get a better job they'll be more willing to give you training.

    If your in a programming job don't bother getting programming certification, unless it's free, it's not really worth shit compaired to experiance. Try to diversify e.g. if you want to get into HCI work then study scicology and work as a programmer. Interests other than computers and porn are very important.

    Most of the companies I've worked for have reasonable training budgets, and they will train you in any area you have short falls in, progamming work is ofen dogs body work, they want good managers and designers, and they'll help train you up. (I wish I'd taken the english course now!)

    Try your best, keep focused and remember a couple of years isn't really a huge amount of time.

    --
    thank God the internet isn't a human right.
    1. Re:I don't have a degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apparently, spelling ability doesn't matter either.

    2. Re:I don't have a degree by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      I tried ctrl+space and the words wouldn't auto-complete.
      Anyhow, I don't need to be able to spell when there are people like you to do it for me.

      --
      thank God the internet isn't a human right.
  153. Look at those in the positions you want by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 1

    One thing IT tends to lack in many companies is a career ladder. Start by looking at your boss. If your only boss is the company VP or president, there is no up. If your boss is Senior Lead IT Supervisor, and his boss is the VP or president, the only way up is into his position if it is ever vacated - and that winds up a dead end as well.

    You've mentioned a number of possible ways to train or get certified, but it doesn't sound like you have any real vision as to where you are trying to go. Earning more money or having a better job title are not the goals you need to move up a career ladder successfully.

    I'd recommend starting by looking both within your company and without at those whose jobs you would like to have (or work up to). What are their qualifications? What do they need to know to do their job? Where did they start out? These things are best larned by actually talking to these people (here's where networking comes in).

    --
    I was taking one day at a time, but then several days got together and ambushed me. (from a Rhymes with Orange comic)
    1. Re:Look at those in the positions you want by r+b+trary · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that as broadband becomes more pervasive, fewer contractors/consultants seem to take advantage of it. Also, look at the courses and reading an MBA would be pursuing and bone up. The number one complaint of employers at that last tech conference I attended was that coders didn't understand the business constraints related to their projects.

  154. Re:It's who you know, and what you know... by filesiteguy · · Score: 1

    ....and how you present it. GET SALES TRAINING. Can I repeat that? I did it in caps to be quite clear. All the tech skills in the world won't get you anywhere if you don't know how to market them. Do spend time brushing up on tech skills, but at the same time spend some quality time learning how to sell. Once you've done that, no HR manager can say, "no." (Or at least if they do, you know how to ignore them.)

  155. Get into education by deque_alpha · · Score: 1

    Not neccesarily meaning to learn more, but go for a position at a public school district or university. If public schools on the East coast are anything like those on the West, they are in dire need of competent tech staff. The pay isn't what you would be getting "in the industry" but there seem to be more jobs out there and there is arguably less pressure and stress as well. My situation is atypical, but I started in a public school district as a tech support monkey for a small district with 500 computers a little over 3 years ago, and now I am the "technology supervisor" at a medium-sized district with a 1000 machine network. My pay has gone up 300% and I have 5 tech minions and an "administrative assistant". Is it my dream job? No. Does it let me live quite comfortably doing work I like in a poor IT economy and rack up a bunch of high quality experience? Yes. Does it beat managing a video game store in a mall like I was before? You better friggin' believe it does...

  156. Do short-term contract jobs by baine · · Score: 1

    I'd suggest working as a contractor in addition to continued study and skill improvement.

    The adavantages to this strategy are : 1. By working a lot of different short term jobs, you make contacts with lots of potential employers. Even if they aren't offering a job, they may be a valuable reference for you in the future.

    2. Doing short term contract work builds up a wide body of experience fiarly quicky, and without the stigma of 'having too many jobs' on your resume.

    3. It gives you a chance to test out diferent fields in IT so you can figure out what you're best suited for.

    4. As you do more jobs and get more positive references and increase your skills, you'll be able to request and get more money per contract.

    The key to making this work is making contacts with the project managers and the IT leaders that you work for on your contracts. Having them as a positive reference on your resume or as a contact in your rolodex is far more valuable (in my estimation) than any cert will be. A certification is really only valuable for a finite period of time (until the technology becomes obsolite - which is pretty quick in this industry). A good contact, hopefully, will last you your entire career.

    When I moved out to Salt Lake City, I had a terrible time finding work. The local economy was terrible (Novell and Caldera had just laid of tons of people, hoardes of techies were flooding back into the state, coming home from Silicon Valley, and not many jobs were available). Add to that the fact that I'm not of the locally predominant religion, nor did I have any job on my resume that had an address in Utah, and I was pretty well on the outside. I worked through agencies (and yes, there are both valuable and worthless headhunters out there), and worked a number of short jobs until I earned a good rep with both the placement agencies and many local companies. Now headhunters and old bosses regularly call me, looking to get me to work.

    When I got here, I had to radically change the way I went about finding a job. I had to learn to network better and where to look for jobs. Markets change, and the doors which lead to opportunity change constantly. You have to keep up with this or else you'll end up getting shut out.

    --
    Need a simple, easy to use data tier generator? http://www.gryphinsoftware.com/
  157. Learn yet another language - Hindi by ron_ivi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The orginal article wrote "Learning more and more languages"

    A working knowledge of the local language where much of the outsourcing is going couldn't hurt. Yes, I know most of India's IT shops speak english as their primary language, but I suspect farmers in southern california are at an advantage if they speak Spanish too. Knowledge of whatever is spoken in Bejing or Bangalore is valuable in corporate IT today.

    And the parent article wrote. "An RHCE is worth more than a Linux+ because its a damn site harder."

    If the original question was "moving up the ladder". More detail-oriented certs may give you a stronger base at the bottom of the ladder; but to move up, you need management skills, not "how to read the manual of another router" classes.

    I think most managers up the ladder are generalists, not specialists.

    1. Re:Learn yet another language - Hindi by Mateito · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > I think most managers up the ladder are
      > generalists, not specialists.

      I think most managers are useless.

      A good manager is a specialist... in management.

      To be a good IT manager, you have to let the al lot of the tech stuff go. Its not like "hey, I know a bit of windows and a bit of cisco and a bit of Solaris" its "I know how to define goals and how to best use the people and resource I have to achieve those goals".

      This does not mean getting the whip out.

      I was cynical about the value of an MBA until I started one. There is a lot of sound management theory that is actually based on real things like psychology and mathematics. It not a "science", but its consistent.

    2. Re:Learn yet another language - Hindi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think you're partially right if you're talking about the part of management that's organizing schedules.

      People management requires knowledge of what the person manages.

      I think it really is like "hey, I know a bit of windows and a bit of cisco and a bit of Solaris" - "and with my knowledge I'll point you guys in the right direction and train you to now more than I". With out the knowledge of what you're managing it's hard to bring out the best in your people.

      (of course this is all different if we're talking assembly-line work, or data entry work, or union negotiation, etc -- then you're right that the MBA does teach the key skills).

    3. Re:Learn yet another language - Hindi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mba isn't worth dick.

      of all the people that i know personally, the common trait of the go-getters and the ones making the bucks are this:

      they are sharp as a whip
      they have personality to spare

      here on slashdot, ppl tend to think they have #1. in fact the majority of slashdotters think they are generally smarter and have better intellects then the average white collar.

      couldn't be more wrong. they are about the same. ppl just have different areas that they are smart in.

      #2, when it comes to personality, slashdotters in general are going to be in the red.

      big time.

      so that's pretty much two strikes.

      those people that i know that are successful monetarily (we're talking 100k to 300k) or successful career-wise (they work at ibm, pixar, etc)...they don't have advanced degrees, many don't have ANY degree.

      it's in you.

      if it's not...sadly, 20 plus years of human development can't be made up in a few years by getting a degree or degrees, be it bachelors, masters, phd.

    4. Re:Learn yet another language - Hindi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "People management requires knowledge of what the person manages."

      Too fucking right. If I had a damn *nickel* for every time my extremely hands-on director walked by a monitor and said, "what's that that's red? Who have you esclated to?" and then walked out of the room without bothering to take the time to listen to us say that that node was obsoleted two weeks ago... she once had to actually ask an operator where the scratch tapes were and what the difference between scratch and output was... she functions in a complete and utter information vaccuum.

      Granted, there are some people skills that are universal to any management job. There are some fields in which one can competently manage without a working knowledge of the trade being plied. IT is NOT one of those fields. Knowing how to set goals means nothing if you don't understand the technical necessities of what you must do to achieve them. Could a conductor "manage" a symphony orchestra not knowing how to play a note of music, or even read it? Could any of the section leaders? Can you imagine the concertmaster (1st chair violin) of a major symphony not knowing how to read code - I mean music - having attained their position due to their "excellent people skills"? How can you manage your people if you don't understand what you're managing them at?

      Hmm, should prolly post this anon methinks...

    5. Re:Learn yet another language - Hindi by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

      "here on slashdot, ppl tend to think they have #1."
      Please don't generalise so much.

      "couldn't be more wrong. they are about the same. ppl just have different areas that they are smart in."
      Yes, I agree. I know of a few "white coller workers" who are smart enough to work wherever they choose to. They just enjoy their white coller job so they stay there.

      "those people that i know that are successful monetarily (we're talking 100k to 300k) or successful career-wise (they work at ibm, pixar, etc)...they don't have advanced degrees, many don't have ANY degree."
      That may be true, but the times have changed slightly. Degrees and certifications arn't always nessessary and they certanly won't guarantee you a job, but as a foot in the door they work well. Once you have your foot in the door the rest is up to you, but at least it's a break.

      --
      Silly rabbit
    6. Re:Learn yet another language - Hindi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the fip side, it would do a lot of IT people a shitload of good to know about management! You have to have a common vocabulary with which to communicate.

    7. Re:Learn yet another language - Hindi by B4rk0de · · Score: 1

      I believe that he meant he was learning more and more programming languages. If I'm wrong and he's learning more and more human languages with no trouble, he may want to consider a career outside IT. If you have a gift use it.

    8. Re:Learn yet another language - Hindi by htmlgod · · Score: 1

      I agree with your assessment about the MBA and the purpose of an information technology manager. I have started my MBA in IS and it is very enlightening, because they teach you how to think like a CEO, not a programmer or desktop support.

      The information technology manager needs to find ways to align IT and business goals and make IT meaningful, whether it is restructuring IT as a professional services team, or outsourcing/offshoring for a better cost/quality mix, or updating/downgrading the application portfolio... these are not decisions for pure IT folks to be making. Business people make those decisions.

  158. Move to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You won't make more money compared to what you're making now, but you'll make more than your neighbors in India.

  159. Mostly WHO you know! by antic · · Score: 1

    I run my own business so my resumé has been irrelevant for the last 5-6 years, but I'm quite confident that the following are important:

    Networking is the key. Even if it's done online, hook up with the right people and you'll get work. This goes for job hunters, freelancers, you name it.

    Concentrate on a few key skills. I get sent resumés all the time claiming that people are pros with about 10 different skills, and I don't believe it. Even if you *are* a wonderkid with experience all over the place, tailor your CV to each job and focus your pitch. It's about personal branding.

    Be reliable. One of my clients keeps turning to me and paying me my full rates (rather than what I charge to get a contractor to do data entry) because, as he says "if I pay you, I know it's just going to get done properly. I can't trust x", where x is an unreliable contractor of his own. If you get a reputation for *just getting stuff done properly* with minimal fuss, word will spread.

    --
    'Thats they exact same thing a banana wrench monkey.'
  160. Your skill sets and your work by visionsofmcskill · · Score: 2, Informative
    Ok, as a starter let me just say that in IT and most buisness, you have to be able to sell yourself in order to get good jobs and advance.

    while my degree has been of great assitance, more than anything my experience has been the real bargain maker. Questions about degree's last less then a minute in your average interview, do you have one or not is all they want to know most of the time.

    But job and real world experience are the goods employers will really ask you about, this is where youve got to be able to say youve done good work in the trenches. Working for smaller companies in IT/IS will give you great experience, even if its for less pay.

    lots of guys take grunt jobs with "impresive" big companies and end up with resumes that are less impresive... can you say you designed, implemented and supported a new and growing network? or did you just keep the system running? Have you designed, and built applications or key components of them? or did you just fill in code?

    Youll tend to get stronger experience working in less attractive jobs but demanding jobs.

    While many people will say a jack of all trades resume is bad, the skillset can be quite usefull in creating a new company or helping one start, which may be a better option for you. The main problem with just "learning" skills without truly using them in a real world application is that your unproven.

    Stay up with your education, and use what you learn to make real programs, shareware and so on, create a full-fledged (ecommerce,security,flash,CMS, etc...) web site for a small company who may not be able to pay you.

    If you take the risk, and the lower paying jobs (or even charity cases!!).. youll find your work oportunities increasing quite quickly.

    P.S. ..... go to night school... get the degree... its definitly worth it...

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    --Idiots, Every single one of YOU, A flaming mass of conglomerated morons, hey wait a second, isnt that how RAID works?
  161. Maybe you aren't employable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's possible you aren't as employable as you think. Based on your posting, I'd have to say your biggest problem is you not the economy or the employers. Not having a degree is a big problem. Your recent employment history is a big problem. Your complete lack of initiative over the same period is a big problem. I'm sorry, but it sounds like you are where you are for a reason. Consider your career during the dot com craze to be the exception, and your current earning potential the rule. Wish I had better news for you, but not every guy who posts on Slashdot whining about the economy and not being able to earn $60/hour doing HTML or Javascript has a legitimate gripe. Actually, I'd bet none of them do. Somebody has to do the job you're doing, why not you?

  162. No, it's who you know and who you blow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with the corollary that

    shit floats to the top...

  163. Don't knock it. Statistically you WILL score! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You'd most likely run into a lot of problems
    with people's attitudes doing something like that
    BUT, you would definitely get laid once a day that
    way if you put in the requisite time calling.

    Having worked in market research industry, I'd say your chances (depending
    on personality and phone skills) are about 1 in 1000 calls saying yes.

    Of course, you have to bear in mind the percentage of women and the mental state it would take to say
    yes to a total stranger on the phone. Beggars can't be choosers, they say.

    On the other hand, if you go to a club and just start walking up to women and ask if they'd like
    to go home and sleep with you, you can get laid every night almost without question. You just
    have to ask the right NUMBER of women. :)

    Really though, if you want something in life you really need to speak up for yourself. :)

    Unless you ask some girl in an offensive way with their boyfriend breathing down their neck, you'll most likely not get punched out :)
    Worst case scenario is they say no. whooopee, big deal, MOVE ON lol, the faster you move through the
    number of women the more of the evening you'll have to enjoy her :)

    Yes, it IS that easy. :)

    Hell, if I was female and even partially cute I'd probably be writing this from my private plane at the moment ROTFL

  164. How to play the game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the new IT paradigm with offshore outsourcing, there are new challenges involeved with climbing the management ladder. Major publicly-held, financial banking firms have a strategy which is to move current American employees out from their day-to-day , trivial production support (as they call it) positions into a more managerial position. However, techies-being-techies, kick and scream at this. But this is the game. Accept the duties of upper management, start looking at PMI, CMM, and Six Sigma green belt certifications. IT-oriented certs are great, a college degree is even better (GE used to cull based on educational levels - those with only HS, first to be let go, AS - next, ...).
    However, a PMI and/or Six Sigma certification will allow you to "crossover" into other management positions, read non-IT related. If you are Six Sigma Black Belt, and were working in IT, you can go to a pharmaceutical company, and move directly into management based on the relevancy of the certification alone.
    Many firms now base management promotion directly on PMI, CMM and/or Six Sigma certification. Look into these as well as RHCE, Solaris, HP-UX, etc.
    Also, on the tech side, looking into LDAP and storage certs too. Big money is being spent on "single sign-on" and storage.

  165. Or You Could Just Give Up (for a while) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can make more working at a grocery store right now than I can in any entry-level IT job in my area, and the grocery store job is full-time and includes health insurance that most of the prospective jobs lacked. And what's funny is, in the last couple years, all the "entry-level" jobs went from wanting an Associate's and no experience to a Bachelor's or Master's with at least two years experience....
    ...So perhaps it's time to ask yourself if there's anything else off-the-wall you wanted to try doing for a living, because if you're going to work for peanuts you might as well certainly have fun at it. I follow up internal leads when I get them, but I don't bother with the want ads any more.
    And I have already decided, for my own peace of mind: I won't take any IT job at grocery-store pay.

  166. In other words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " and to be with " structured friends""

    You're saying you're gay?

    1. Re:In other words by badman99 · · Score: 0

      SO what if he was, I am. You got a problem with that ? How far do you think I could stick my dick up your arse ? :)

  167. Lie, Cheat and Steal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got involved in Software development at the very end of the dot com fiasco, and found it difficult for a while to get developlement jobs, once things went bust, until I learned a little secret. Lie, Cheat and Steal. Your resume says everything about you and as long as someone will back it up you're golden. Now I'm not saying make your self out to be more skilled than you are, but some ellaboration, and out right lies, can certainly help you get in the door as long as you have the skills to back it up. Being a self taught Developer (a.k.a No Degree) I have to over come many if not all the hurdels there are when it comes to getting work. Be prepaired to change, look for the next job before this one runs out, and use job hopping as your promotional path (my way, not necesarily the best way). Just be ready to back up your statements, and remember that you are not the only one out there and that you are competing with people such as myself who will say things that aren't true.

  168. There is no doubts a degree is good by ravenswood1000 · · Score: 1

    But it isn't everything. I know of folks who have more degree's than I (in the field) but couldn't program themselves out of a paper bag. My advise. Get your piece of paper, learn more than you could ever think of learning, and do whatever you can to make yourself valuable to the company. Then ask for a raise when you have proven yourself.

  169. Fuck the job. Self-Employ yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you have skills? Market them!!!

    Find out what you're gooooood at and DO IT!!!

    Otherwise do whatever you can to pay the bills
    while you network to find work you really enjoy.

  170. I don't know if it will help... by seanmcelroy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But I'm not long out of college at all, and I'm in a position now of sifting through resumes. When I look at them for IT positions, my first thoughts are:

    * Do they have a degree? If not, and unless they have 7+ years experience, trash.

    * Is all their experience in an LLC? I'm not dumb, I know lots of people try to strike it out on their own for a while, fail, and then count it as experience. While it is, I value it less than experience in a larger company where they answered to more than themselves or their best friend.

    * Do they move around a lot? If they can't spend more than 2 years somewhere, why should I waste my time training someone who's just looking to constantly jump ship?

    Finally, certs look nice, but right now everyone seems to have either certs or masters degrees, and honestly neither really make a resume stand out to me. I want to see real involvement in the SLDC, following at least several major projects that take a year to fully complete from beginning to end. It sucks, and I was in the same boat as you, but with so much supply and so little demand, everyone's incredibly picky right now.

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  171. You need to consult! by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

    Not too long back I didn't have the benefit of being employed and looking for new work. I was laid off and getting as many interviews as you are: none. However, prior to being laid off I had been *stuck* as a sysadmin and was looking to make the Mgr jump, but without much luck. And no, learning more, gettig certs, and even getting my BA didn't help. So after being laid off for far too long, I started consulting. About 9 months later I took a full time job, again as a sysadmin, but kept consulting for about 20 or 30 hours a week for two reasons: 1 was to catch up on the debt I incurred while being without work and 2, 'cause I was afraid of getting laid off again. Then, about another year later, one of the consulting gigs made me an offer I couldn't refuse and brought me on as their Director of Technology. In my opinion consulting/moonlighting, etc let's you show people more than your resume ever will. And when that company you consult to grows or someone leaves... or someone who works there knows of an opportunity at theirs friends company, you end with a phone call. :)

  172. You left out a key word by devphil · · Score: 2, Interesting
    but an actual university (or college for you Americans) degree which comes with a strong theoretical background.

    There are plenty of "actual" schools that will claim to have a "strong" background. The word to look for is accredited.

    A particular program (say, Bachelor's in CS) will receive accreditation only after being reviewed by national standards bodies (ABET, in the CS case, I believe). It's the seal of approval for that degree, basically. Non-accredited programs from good schools might be okay, or they might suck, and you'll note that the diploma-by-mail spam is careful to point out that it's a non-accredited "school", which gives you an idea of what non-accredited degrees are worth.

    Claiming acreditation without having it is fraud at the federal level, so if you get diploma spam selling you an acredited degree, feel free to take them to the cleaners. :-)

    BTW, America calls them universities too. Multiple colleges accrete into a university.

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    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
    1. Re:You left out a key word by thogard · · Score: 1

      Go check whos accredited and who isn't. Start with MIT, Stanford and work your way down.

      One of the common accreditation boards just happens to be run by a company that keep getting in trouble selling degrees from unaccredited schools so they started their own accreditation group and now collect cash from teh real schools and their fake ones.

  173. get out of IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get out, it's over.

    IT is over.

  174. You need a job in Boston? by MrFancyPants · · Score: 1

    Well, Akamai seems to be hiring:

    Check out Craig's list and their website

    Try there?

  175. Choices by Algmor · · Score: 1

    Your best bet may be to find a med size company 1000-10000 employees with an IT shop of at least 100 and start in the help desk or ops etc. Get to know management and show them by taking on larger responsibilities and stay positive and focused. Apply for all upward positions that are more technical even if not a perfect fit. Get a lot of practice interviewing at other companies, and of course keep up on your skiils. That and having a can do 'tude not a pay me first then I show you, you should be in.

  176. Make contacts (try volunteering ) by markwusinich · · Score: 1

    I must repeat what everyone else is saying about degrees. They show more than just an aptitude to code, which is what certs show, they show an ability to deal with large organizations.

    However, for those that already have a degree and are otherwise in the same boat, try what I did. I was out of work for 8 months. I started with the temp agencies as soon as I lost my job and there were some responses, but no offers. Then I figured I should be doing something better with my time, so I started volunteering my computer services to my daughter's school. During a fire alarm I started talking to an admin who's brother does headhunting and next thing I know I am back at work.

    Further because I had a former co-worker that worked for the same VERY LARGE client, who was able to give me a great recommendation, I bested out all the other candidates. (second lesson, NEVER burn bridges)

    That's my story and I am sticking to it.

  177. You must be joking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never make yourself indispensible!

    If you cannot be dispensed with; you cannot be promoted!

    1. Re:You must be joking! by maximilln · · Score: 1

      Very understandable logic but it's a catch-22.

      If you can be dispensed with then a predatory manager starts every performance interview with the underlying message of,"Convince me that I shouldn't have you tanked tomorrow."

      It's a great way to keep employees under the thumb especially if the manager has shortcomings to hide.

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  178. Write something. by technomom · · Score: 1

    Here's a tip.

    Write a paper for a trade or online magazine. It doesn't have to be a doctoral thesis. Just a simple "Hello World" article will suffice. Be sure it's a topic that hasn't been beaten to death and be sure it's a topic you know cold. "How to" articles are always in demand at places like IBM's DeveloperWorks or JavaWorld.


    You will be surprised how impressive even the simplest article will make your resume look. Being an author makes you an expert in the eyes of your typical HR resume reader, especially when compared to your typical "C/C++/Java/Perl/VB/PHP/......" resume.


    Good luck!

    JoAnn

  179. You could consider emigrating by brucmack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've seen a few posts saying you should leave the city you're in, but I'll take it a step further and say you should consider options in other parts of the world.

    I'm currently finishing my degree in Computer Engineering, and my program consists of six 4-month work terms as well... The ones I did in Canada were fine, but I did a couple in Denmark, and they were practically begging me not to leave. I don't know if this is a large tendency or not, but if you have any contacts outside the US you could consider it.

  180. Mod parent up! (and here's another reson) by arn0n · · Score: 1

    Working on open source projects will not only help you gain experience, but will also prove advantageous in other areas:
    1. Your work is open to the public, and your future employer can see it and get the right(?) impression of it. Heck - your future boss may even know of it and be impressed by the fact that you have contributed.
    2. Working on open source (without getting paid for it) says something about your character - at the very least it shows that you enjoy your work, and that you're willing to contribute to society. That's gotta count for something...

  181. Start your own business by t0qer · · Score: 1

    2001 laid off, 2002 unemployment ran out, got a job as a door man at a karaoke bar. 2003 said screw it and started my own consulting gig with my partner.

    Against the advice of a lot of people, we did it legit, we got our business licenses in order, we incorporated, got company bank accounts, the works.

    Now we may not be working 40hrs a week at $13@hr. We maybe get 8 hours here @ 75, another 4 or 2 here and there, but having the freedom too do what you want with your company (and it's credit) is more fun than slaving away for the full 40 hours a week.

    Now after a full year and a first tax return, we've officially made it past that first year of business that most businesses fail in. (most businesses don't survive past 6 months, with a partnership they die even faster) I guess i'm lucky, my partner and I have been friends since we were kids, and we really compliment each other out on the job site.

    Now going back to freedom to do what you want with your company, remember how I said "2002 got a job as a doorman at a karaoke bar"? Well, now we have that very same bar hooked up with DSL and we're streaming video of people singing karaoke every tuesday-sunday night

    Sure its silly, but its fun, and I never would have been able to do a project like this working for somebody else. My advice, print some cards, get some business licenses, and promote yourself.

    1. Re:Start your own business by tepples · · Score: 1

      Well, now we have that very same bar hooked up with DSL and we're streaming video of people singing karaoke every tuesday-sunday night

      How much do you pay BMI, SESAC, and ASCAP for a license to stream songs whose performance monopolies they administer to the public?

    2. Re:Start your own business by t0qer · · Score: 1

      $1300 @ year. The owner started paying them years ago soon as he got his first visit.

  182. What can you do, you need a degree... by wintermute42 · · Score: 1

    I've been reading the discussion about how you need a degree. I suspect that this is probably true. I have a degree from a University of California school. My official job title is "computer scientist" (as a friend of mine says, "yeah, I'm a big fucking scientist").

    I did not particularly enjoy my college experience. One of the things that got me through it was an understanding that this bias towards degrees exists. But it's not clear to me that this bias has any relation to reality. Especially in computer science.

    When I was in school, Pascal was the lingua franca of computer science. C was just starting to make its appearance. UNIX run on a PDP-11. Relational databases existed only in research. Computer science was so small that you could learn most of what there was to know.

    Computer science is so huge that one can hope to master only a few areas in a lifetime. Of the topics I learned in school, only the math and algorithms and data structures are unchanged. The vast majority of what I know, I learned after graduation. The difference between the self-taught and those who have degrees is not very great ten years after graduation. After all, in the end, we're all self-taught.

    I suspect that most hiring managers know this on some level. But the possession of a degree serves as a kind of barrier: those with a degree make it to the next stage. Like some kind of career "bootcamp" or hazing process.

    So yes, a degree is useful. If this makes no sense just remember, the world is illogical and not of our making. In general you have to accept the world as it is, even when it does not make sense.

    For example, why does a Harvard degree carry more weight with some employers than, say, a degree from the California State Polytechnical College at San Louis Obispo (Cal Poly) which many would argue has a better engineering department than Harvard?

  183. Re:You're not under-qualified, you're dis-qualifie by c0bw3b · · Score: 1

    I don't mean programming or research or product development. IT as support is finished, it's either outsourced, or the product itself is such an easy thing to use, you don't need a monkey to tell you "Ok, now go to File, then click Open, and that will open a file for you?"

    Ahahaaha! Working phone support for Comcast has taught me that there will ALWAYS be people that need their hand held for the simplest tasks. Not even to mention basic education about the product and how it works. Anytime these people's computers break because the son installed Kazaa, I have to take a half hour to explain to someone the difference between their computer and the internet.

    I hate my job, and also need a new one.

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  184. certified my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah you fucking "certified" fucks.

    Get a real degree you god damn gheys.

  185. What do you expect? by Nylathotep · · Score: 1

    Why do you expect to move up when your only experience is tech support and out of college 2 years? You get hired based on real skills, learned in the real world, from real businesses. Knowledge is useless without application. If you're looking for a programming job, then look for a programming job, and take what you can get. Then you'll build experience that you can point to and people will have a reason to hire you.

    Its like thinking you'll become a video game programmer by being a QA tester.

  186. Certs and degrees are for show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certs and degrees get you in the door for an interview, but they dont get you jobs.

    My suggestion is to "know your shit". Chances are you are going to have several guys give you a technical interview, and that's where you really need to excel. .

    I myself do not have a degree. I have a few meaningless certs, but they are only for show. I have interviewed several people for 45K jobs that have MBA's and every cert you can think of. They were terrible in the technical interview. There is nothing more detrimental then having certifications, and then bombing the technical interview in your area of certification.

    So my long winded advise is to pursue knowledge, and If cert comes with it...great, but dont go into it with the cert as your main objective. Go into it trying to learn everything you can.

  187. Portfolio by colinramsay · · Score: 1

    Prepare examples of your work. Qualifications and experience are of course important but if an employer is able to access examples of your work somehow then you manage to cross from the theoretical to the practical.

    Plus, you'd be amazed at the number of people who just like something pretty to play with...

  188. It's not all about code by Salamander · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know I'm probably coming in too late for this to be noticed, but I'll give it a go anyway. My suggestion is to upgrade your non-technical skills. People think of software as an antisocial field but, as practiced in the real world, it can be intensely social. I'm not saying you should go out and get an MBA, or that you should ever give up coding, or anything like that. However, if you really want your resume to stand out from all those other people who also have the requisite technical skills, there's no better way than to show some capacity for initiative, leadership, mentoring, etc. Open source can be great for that - not just writing something on your own, but actually coordinating a group of other people on a project. Just participating in such a project in a proactive and constructive way would set you apart from the hundreds of other technically skilled but socially stunted folks that every employer can find by the hundred.

    That's just my two cents, of course, but it's the two cents of a guy who - unlike 90% of those commenting - actually has a decisive role in a lot of hiring decisions.

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  189. You've got two choices by dustymugs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With the economy still on the rocks and a bear chasing your ass, you've only got two choices:

    1. Specialize in a specific element. Whatever that element may be, learn as much as you can about it. Certification is great and all, but hey, getting one takes some money and time... which any other john doe can do. The best example i remember is C++ programmers. Programmers make plenty of money, usually, but if you look around at job listings, those that are looking for high/expert skills in c++ are always unfilled but pay top dollar. Why? Cause there ain't many people that can qualify for those jobs. I know I can't. Same goes with Java. At the university I work for, there was a position open for a java programmer. That listing was up for over half a year, in the end they didn't hire anyone because none of the applicants were qualified enough.

    2. Diversify, and I do not mean more cs. Your skills are far more valuable if you can relate it to another field. For example, bioinformatics. I have a couple of friends in that field and they've got cs classes up the ass but what sets them apart is the knowledge of biology, specifically genetics. Personally, I write code most of the day, not as a programmer but as a statistical analyst. When you branch out, your job possibilities open up.

    Thats my 2 cents...

  190. Degrees worthless by IneffibleMind · · Score: 1

    Firstly, the degrees offered by many schools are in essance worthless. The very best IT people I know and have known are not certified nor do they have degrees in any IT. This does not mean that anybody uncertified is good at IT, but I dont believe that the degrees in CS or MIT would help. IT is not about what you know, because learning is easy, but about HOW you think. I have started an IT business in the southeast and I have had to let some people go, although they had all the certifications, but they couldn't do the work without someone holding their hand through the process. Second, Learn about business. Far too many IT people who are fantastic at hardware/software get screwed because they do not understand business and how it works. learn the game then play by the rules until you can afford to break them.

    1. Re:Degrees worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Degrees are far from worthless. The most stable work found today being in State or Federal contracts often specify that the contractor must hire a degree holding individual. Without one you can not even be considered. Want to compete for a job that only 25% of the individuals in this country are even allowed to apply for? I wonder what the percentage is for IT guys with degrees... and then IT guys with degrees and security clearances. In these cases you are almost guaranteed work.

  191. Re: military certifications by bobv-pillars-net · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Certification earned in the military most likely was tough to get, and thus is respected.

    Military certifications are even easier (from an academic standpoint) than correspondence-schools. Anybody with a good short-term memory should be able to memorize enough garbage to ace a military certification test. And as anybody with a real military background can tell you, test scores are not in any way, shape, or form indicative of real technical ability.

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  192. A little help by sonofuse · · Score: 1

    A CS degree, being tough minded, hard work, and recognization of your knowledge is good. It is expected. Things are tough these days when a lot of the jobs are being sent to India, China, Russia, etc. so it helps to have a little leverage, ...like some naked pictures of your boss.

  193. Experience ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buffering your resume with skills, though helpful, isn't going to move you up the ladder, just move you around at the same height you're currently at. Doesn't matter how many languages I claim experience in, I'd still be entry level. Especially with languages, most companies are only interested in you knowing a couple anyway, the couple they use. What's best is to have experience, and to be able to list major projects that you have been part of. This tends to shine the most on a resume. And to move you up the ladder, employers want to see that you've done a lot, and really shined through doing it.

    A degree would probably help when it comes to "Moving up the Ladder". Companies are more likely to promote individuals into areas of more responsibility and management if they have a degree.

    Also, a lot of it depends on your personality, and your non-technical skills. You're not going to reach a Senior position as a good programmer. You'll reach a senior position as a good programmer and good outgoing, innovative employee. If you prefer to sit in a room and be fed coding projects, you're not going to move up the ladder at all. You need to be a little outgoing, innovative, and think out of the box a bit.

    It's the go-getters that tend to be promoted up the ladder. Though they tend to look at the most experienced go-getters first.

  194. MCSE + VB = your ticket to ride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Getting your MCSE and learning VB is all you need! Microsoft will be here forever, so why not have skills that will too!

    1. Re:MCSE + VB = your ticket to ride by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is that every schmuck who can attend a boot camp has an MCSE and/or VB cert. MCSE's are a dime a dozen. Learn something other than Microsoft. It looks like the original poster has done this to some extent. Besides, that way you're not stuck administering M$ wack-ass software.

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      "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
  195. i can tell you what i do by golgafrincham · · Score: 1

    i dropped out of the university (physics) because of a job offer. i did well, but the company sucked, and i had two choices: a) go back to the university or b) go on and seek another job.

    i took the latter choice. the secret is: do not write "resumes" or "CVs" in the common way. i do not mean that you should write or do anything extraordinary, just do not stick to the pattern of a typical bid. act like a human. when writing some kinda cv, write down the things you did and achieved till now. when you write your letter of application, say what you think. if you think the job you wanna hav is the job (like an osdn job or whatever), again, act as a human. if it's that important to you, do not write letters or mails, go there and convince them.

    i think that's the secret: to not stick to comman patterns. ok, and you should have some common sense at hand. --

    hire me, i have a .sig!

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  196. Your Missing An Important Factor by bsands · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows that a degree is invaluable; in that get your foot in the door kind of way. In addition, certifications like the RHCE do carry some weight in certain sectors. However, from what I've seen these days, its more important to know the business side of the technology that you implement or maintain. If you know technology AND know how it applies to everyday business from an end user and management perspective; you will prove yourself to be invaluable. This way, you're less likely to end up outsourced or laid off. Work on understanding how data flows as it applies to business in your area. Be able to diagram, manipulate data for decision makers, and suggest how technology could improve business functions. If you focus on a few technologies and know the rest from a high level perspective, you'll be fine. Also work on project management, dressing and presenting yourself as a businessman, and making some good contacts. This will ensure that you can always find a good position.

  197. Moving up.... by Testeekles · · Score: 1

    I've been in the IT industry since 2000. I went to the CEI (Computer Education Institute, HORRIBLE btw) and got my MCSE for NT 4.0. Bottom line is if you have a cert with NO experience they won't take a 2nd look at your resume. Gotta have the experience to back it up. I spent the first 2 years of my career supporting Linksys products. After that I got a better (but still phone support) job doing level 2 support for SonicWALL firewalls. I was there for about a year and a half. I'm now finally working in a IT dept at a small business supporting all users and the network. Its a very competitive market so you have to have experience, certs/degree, and get a little lucky in the hiring process. Thats what I've experienced anyway. Hope this helps. T

  198. MOVE TO THE JOBS by Teahouse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are plenty of jobs, but they are no longer in Boston, or the Bay Area. Those places are wastelands, where there are 50 coders for every job. Get on a few job boards, and look in places you normally wouldn't go; Tennessee, Lousiana, Nebraska, Carolina, Arkansas, New Mexico, Iowa, Idaho, Montana, etc. They all have medium to big cities, but no one pays attention. Move somewhere cheap, get a decent paying job, and live like a king. If you miss the pax humana of the big city, buy a plane ticket and go there for a weekend each month. You can afford it with your new disposable income. Good Luck!

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    "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."- Steven Wright
    1. Re:MOVE TO THE JOBS by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Montana has a big city????

  199. Computer employment in Oregon is rough... by PurifyTheMind · · Score: 1

    ...basically jobs here fall under two categories:

    • High pay but unbelievably huge requirements lists
    • Or few requirements but boring work and embarrasingly low pay

    So as a university graduate this summer, I want to move above my current $10/hr, part-time, low-challenge job. But I don't yet have the experience for the jobs in that first category.

    Any other areas of the country that are like this? Any recent or so-to-be college grads like me out there?

    I'm definitely willing to broaden my possibilities to outside of IT, despite the facts that I love computers and have over five years of solid experience. I think I can still say: at least $9/hr and no call centers, though. Right? I hope.

  200. Get a Degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Get a degree, preferrably in CS or EE. It won't necessarily get you a great new job, but it will prevent you from being dropped early in the hiring process. For example, the company I work for recently hired for a low-end IS job. In the past they would have taken any monkey with a couple years of experience, but due to the number of applicants they were able to be as selective as they wanted. They set the bar at having a CS degree; if you didn't have the piece of paper, they just threw away your application. You didn't _need_ a CS degree for the job, but it was a convenient way of making the hiring process easier.

    Interestingly enough, there were even MS and PhD's that applied for the position, though they tended to be from non-computer fields.

  201. Military IT candidates were worst for us. by Nick+Driver · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've never meet a hiring manager that doesn't move former military guys to the very top of the resume pile

    I'm a network admin, and one step below the guy who does the actual hiring at my job. The last three tech support positions that we filled with ex-military applicants, because we once felt the same way about them, all turned out to be duds, and all three were just alike in personality and professional demeanor. In the interview, they all seemed very competant, yet humble and eager to learn and play on the team, but once aboard, all three had one and only one goal in mind: to see how fast they could push their way to the top and see if they take over mine and my boss's jobs. Rules and procedures be damned... those were just a hindrance to their goals. We had a constant mess just cleaning up all the unauthorized, unlicensed software they kept installing all about the organization and fixing all the network shared filesystem ACLs that they'd open wide up to full access to everyone because they thought ACL management was too big a hassle. One of them would deliberately install more unlicensed software on the users machines after each time my boss busted him for doing it. They turned out to not be team players at all, except when they got together to conspire against our boss and undermine his authority. My boss is an ex-Marine, and he swore he'd never hire another ex-military tech again if that's the way Uncle Sam is making them these days. Our two best, most productive, sharpest, and easiest to keep-in-line techs hired since then are a couple of typical total geeks. One is a complete Microsoft fanatic, and the other is a totally rabid anti-MS Linux & BSD fanatic. Thet get along great at work, no sh!t.

    1. Re:Military IT candidates were worst for us. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > One is a complete Microsoft fanatic, and the other is a totally rabid
      > anti-MS Linux & BSD fanatic. Thet get along great at work

      Of course they get along great -- each one does all the work the other one
      doesn't want to get stuck with. The Linux/BSD guy never has to touch regedit,
      and the MS guy never has to edit a config file. Good arrangement.

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    2. Re:Military IT candidates were worst for us. by Wolfstar · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you ... well, whatever the opposite of lucked out is.

      Last position I was in, the network engineering manager was ex-navy, his "assistant" (the only other guy in the network engineering department - really small company) was ex-Air Force, the department head for the support department was ex-Navy, two of the five support techs were ex-Military, two of the three Sales Engineers/Implementation group were ex-military, etc. When they bought another company, two of the three techs and the security engineer were ex-military (1 Navy, 2 Army). The other three individuals they kept on were just highly competent.

      Of those, only one was a clown like you suggest, and he was nowhere near that bad. In fact, between them, those guys easily carried more than their share of the company.

      Sounds to me like you just got a few bad apples. Maybe you were hiring out of the wrong branch?

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    3. Re:Military IT candidates were worst for us. by davidl9999 · · Score: 1

      Sad but true, My company abhorrs ex-military employees (just listen to the trash-talk from certain managers) and the guys that "get it done" are the ones being promoted, not people that know better than to install unlicensed software or build a server with a bunch of security holes left in just to meet the boss's deadline. We're filled with yes-people and junior staff that are promoted quickly because they'll do what they're told without questioning the results and fill positions for a lower salary.

      It's disgusting what some companies will do during an economic downturn. Stupid, imho.

      BTW - working on my MBA...

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    4. Re:Military IT candidates were worst for us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> last three tech support positions that we filled with ex-military applicants, because we once felt the same way about them, all turned out to be duds, and all three were just alike in personality and professional demeanor. In the interview, they all seemed very competant, yet humble and eager to learn and play on the team, but once aboard, all three had one and only one goal in mind: to see how fast they could push their way to the top and see if they take over mine and my boss's jobs.

      Oh my God! That's the exact same situation I had! I actually had this asshole say to me before he was hired: "I want your job!". Note that he also said: "I am a CTO's wet dream." Like a dumbass, we hired him anyway, and sure-to-form, he ended up undermining existing authority, backstabbing, and running roughshod with designs and technologies (doing only stuff that interested him, not stuff that made the most sense).

      Folks, trust me, if you ever get a cat like this, drop him. Military guys are sometimes extremely opinionated to be good team players, and usually prefer to play "follow the leader" (i.e., climb the ladder) instead of focusing on what they've been hired to do.

      Live and learn.

  202. the reality is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The less you know the more money you'll make....

    Learn that or live the rest of your life waiting for a dumbass employer to hire you and be his puppet.

    Education through universities and college is the biggest scam of all times, just think about the money everyone makes around the education hype.

    At the end there will always be a dumbass willing to do your job for half of what you make and bitch about that for the rest of his life.

    Go and establish a hotdog stand or sell bootleg movies, there is a whole world of opportunities out there without the burden of a "corporate" life and TAX free.

    The rat race is just for RATS!!!!.

  203. Learn a different sort of language... by Vermooten · · Score: 1

    ...like Urdu or Mandarin. Better still, do an MBA - there's little future in development for Westerners, sadly.

  204. Attitude and Aptitude by msobkow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree that a degree doesn't matter much with people who have experience. It is not necessarily even programming experience, but business experience that can make them valuable.

    One of the best DBA's I've ever worked with is Keith Grey, who up until his late thirties or early fourties was predominantly a welder who'd built up a good business doing custom signs. Then he got exposed to computers and got "the bug."

    He's learned the skills to use the tools (mostly Oracle), but always from a business-need perspective. You have no idea how much difference that makes in the success of a project and the buy-in from the users -- he can talk to them, and honestly believes their problems are more important than the technical issues.

    I've worked with other examples of stellar non-degreed consultants, and more than my fair share of "Masters" and "Doctorate" grads who couldn't program to save their lives. (The worst added "#include <stdio.h>" before every I/O function call -- stunning for "18 months" of C programming and a masters degree.)

    A university degree tells you the junior candidate was able to not only put up with a bunch of coursework they weren't interested in, but that they did the job well enough to pass. If you've ever tried to get a prima-donna programmer to write documentation, you know how important it is that staff be willing to do the parts of the job they despise.

    I find that a degree with 3 years experience is usually comparable to 5-6 years experience without a degree. I consider most certification and vendor-provided exams to be useless when selecting staff. Anyone who needs a cert to be confident in their skills doesn't know their stuff well enough.

    Granted, that attitude won't get you past the resume skillset filters in an HR department, but they aren't the ones who'll be making a hiring decision. Better you should partner with a reputable consulting agency than try to pad your resume with certs -- a good agency gets candidates through the HR filter based on the reputation of their own screening process.

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  205. network by wk633 · · Score: 1

    The people kind, not the computer kind. Your next job WILL come from someone who knows you, and knows someone who wants to hire someone. It won't come from a blind resume.

    Secondly, no matter how much experience you have, you will ALWAYS face the 'experience required' hurdle. You will never have the number of years they require in all the things they require. Years of experience in related areas rarely counts for anything.

    Shakespeare with 5 years' Wordperfect experience couldn't get a job as a poet in a Word shop, unless he knew someone.

  206. I think I am killing my boss... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it's taken the better part of a decade to accomplish, but I think his blood pressure is finally about to pop any day now :-)

  207. Broad skill Set by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who had done that which you say has been hard to do, I say become a jack of all trades. Small business is a great place to really shine right now. If you can be the sole IT person in a company with 25-125 people, you can really make a career for yourself. Obviously 1 person cannot do it all, but know enough about a complete enviorment to maintain it. As new software/hardware is brought into an enviorment, take ownership. Learn about it and become the goto guy in the office. DO everything you can to troubleshoot in house. KB searches, FAQs, Google groups. As we ever so slowly climb outif this slump, those who can do the most will go the farthest.

  208. Get a degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We receive a pile of resumes when recruiting for programming type jobs. Resumes lacking a college degree don't even make it into that pile, even when it's for a junior slot.

    On my first pass through that pile, I'm looking for reasons to discard resumes. This approach is typical among folks faced with numerous resumes. Don't give the person reviewing resumes a good excuse to discard it.

  209. It's the person, not the pedigree by curtlewis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've met many degreed peoplel that didn't know squat and many without degrees that really knew their stuff. And conversely as well.

    What that means to me is what the person has done and their potential for learning is more important than whether some school gave them a gold star or not. You can apply yourself and learn a great deal in or out of school.

    Sure, you can't judge recent grads too well by this measure, but they have little experience anyways.

    A degree is more valuable in computing now than it was 15 or 20 years ago, mainly because coursework has caught up. But even so, 4 years in school doesn't beat 6 to 8 years real world experience if the person is sharp.

  210. Different path, similar problem by covenant · · Score: 1

    I chose a different path in the late 90's, but I'm afraid I'll soon have a similar problem. In '98, I decided to attend college part-time in pursuit of a CS degree. As an Electronic Technician for the government, I knew it would be tough to move to a new career that would make giving up the seniority, befefits, etc. worth it. At the time, CS was all the rage, and I really wanted to make a move to software. After 6 years, I've maintained a 4.0 GPA at Penn State, and I only have 6 more classes to go. But, man, things have changed quite a bit since I started.

    I've enjoyed the education I've received, but I hate the idea of not being able to find another job next year, which is when I'll also have to deal with the enormous debt I've accumulated. At least I have the option of staying where I'm at, but I probably would have done independent study if that was the plan all along. And the thing is, because my time is so limited (work, family, school), taking all of the classes has actually decreased my ability to learn some things about computers. There are many things I want to study on my own, but I just don't have the time. It seems like the only books I have time to read are school books.

    Oh well - I'm too far along to change things now. Maybe the outlook will be different next year.

  211. Re:Back To School - "PhD Level Research" by Muttley · · Score: 1

    Researching towards a PhD is ... hard.

    Most of the time spent on your undergraduate degree is spent learning how to learn, and learning some of the basic nomenclature and skills that will help you day to day while doing your PhD. You will always have to learn more stuff while doing your PhD, and there will probably always be stuff that you learnt, that you never use.

    It would be entirely possible to start doing 'PhD Level Research' after one or two years of university, but you might not be doing high quality. Certainly, I think you will be a better PhD candidate if you do a range of courses as an undergraduate, to give you more tools, and also do some undergraduate research programmes, ie 1-2 semesters. This will help you see how research works, and what happens on a day to day basis. It will give you some practice in directing yourself, and start teaching you how to solve original problems.

    It doesn't take a 4 year degree to be a researcher. But to be a good researcher, it helps to have spent 3-4 years in a strong academic environment.

    M.

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  212. good luck by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's called a "jobless recovery" - this kind of recession doesn't see new jobs created because things are now more automated. At least, there won't be any jobs created that you'd want to work. Care for a job in the growing field of fast-food service, anyone?

    Good luck "moving up" with only a bachelor's degree in today's IT market. When entry-level positions are requiring bachelor's degree + several years of experience, and they get filled by people with masters degrees and half a decade of experience on top of that, you should be fortunate to be employed at all - many of us are not, myself included.

    On the upside, there will be a slew of baby boomers retiring in the next couple of years (provided they're able to, considering they've probably driven themselves into debt throughout their lives, not enabling them to retire). There will also be much less people graduating with their bachelor's in IT due to the slump. Combined, that means there will likely be more positions opening up in general, providing a management shortage (provided the positions don't get antiquated with their last inhabitant), and a decreased amount of "fresh blood" looking for work.

    I'd say chances are good that things will improve - at least marginally - within the decade.

    I doubt that's too encouraging, though.

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  213. That's right, at least try to work on a project... by WgT2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why not work on a project to keep your skills and mind sharp, make networking/people connections, show employers you can work on a project, successfully, without constant supervision, and at least let your next employer know that you were pro-active not re-active and that your attitude wasn't of bumming around wondering when your next entitlement was comming from. (Feel free to define "entitlement" for yourself. It could be many things.)

    I was shocked when I started my present job, where one 4 year degreed CS graduate told me that he would never work on an open source project because he would never want to lose control of the code he wrote. The shock was not that he wanted control of his code, but that he would use little else but open source programs and that he was not very forward looking to his next job (which he wanted in software developement - talk about losing of control of code) nor the recoginition of open source's growing part in software use, and recipricating back to that which he so freely uses.

    While I am currently unable to contribute code to any open source project, I have contributed my translating abilities to one: BibleTime - Spanish translation. Once I get better at C and C++, I will absolutely be contributing to open source projects. Heck, maybe I can find a niche to fill and start my own open source project someday.

  214. Great, give all the jobs to gun-crazed psychos. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least they'll help cut down the number of inefficient employees in your company with great justice.

  215. Cost of Degree by Facekhan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think that people have to examine the total cost of a 4 year degree. Figure that a IT worker probably gets 25k a year at the minimum for a person with no degree, at an entry level job. Each year at a private University costs about 40,000 a year with food, housing, books, tuition, and misc bullshit. The average stay at college is now 5 years for a Bachelors especially for long programs like engineering, cs, and business mostly due to increasing credit counts and more required academic courses (as opposed to easier electives) which increase the likelihood of having to repeat classes. That is 200k for a private college degree. Add to that 5 years of missing out on a shitty 25k a year job and its $325k. The question is whether a person is really going to make 325 thousand dollars more over their working life with a degree than without. In most industries the answer is probably hovering around the just barely mark these days because so many college grad's still end up working shit jobs unrelated to their major for less than 50k and often less than 35k.

    I am a person who does a lot better in working environments than formal education environments. I hate school. I cannot stand it. I am a habitual underachiever. At work on the contrary I quickly become well liked and virtually indispensible. My current supervisor pretty much flat out told the guy who hired me that I was not going to work out for her at all when I interviewed. Within 3 days she went back to him and told him she "loved me." Now a few months later she wants me to go with her to her new job when her contract is up saying that she does not know how she can work without me.

    This makes not going back to school and doing another 2 years of college bullshit, a lot more appealing.

    I am a tech generalist but I mostly focus on pc config/repair and networking. I am working on my CCNP through cisco academy which is actually a great place to network with other people cause a lot of the other students and the instructors work for big companies and government agencies. At this point if I had to choose between having my degree and having my CCNP with a security clearance I would definitely choose the latter.

    I think that working for a couple years and then perhaps finishing my degree in business is much more useful since I will already be employed and experienced and I can parlay my degree directly into a management slot.

    1. Re:Cost of Degree by Maxwell · · Score: 1

      uh, state school, ~ 5k/yr in tuition and texts. Keep working, do it part time. Graduate in 6 years. Now that's a 30k investment, not 325k...suddenly the payback is a little clearer, isn't it?

      I went to a very pricey private school, and still only spent 40k on tuition for 3 years (compressed) to get my 4 year degree.

      Nice career you have there: be someone's pet PC tinkerer! I did that in high school, then I moved on.

      It sounds like you are talking yourself out of school. You'll get it eventually. No degree, nowhere to go.

      JON

    2. Re:Cost of Degree by SirGeek · · Score: 2, Informative
      That is 200k for a private college degree.

      And who says you need to go to a school that is THAT expensive ? I went to a technical community collage and got my associates degree in Computer Science and Engineering Transfer ( it was for transferring to a 4 year school as the 1st 2 years ) and finished in night scool at a local community college for far far less than that. My 2 year degree cost me about ( granted this was in 1986-1988 ) 360 per semester for 4 semesters = 1440 for 2 years. My 4 year degree was about twice that so I paid a total of 4320 for my 4 year degree ). And yes.. the degree meant quite a lot when starting out. It gave me a 43 % increase in salary at one job ( going from an engineering aide to a full engineer ). And I too am making around 6 figures a year ( with bonuses ).

    3. Re:Cost of Degree by dave1g · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dont go to a private college. Check out the top schools for CE,EE, and CS many of them are state schools. Mine, The University of Texas @ Austin being one of them.

      my tuition and living costs are closer to 10-15k than 40k a year.

    4. Re:Cost of Degree by Glothar · · Score: 1

      Nice math.

      How about this: I went to school and actually took it seriously. It took me only 4 years, and I took more than I was required. I didn't waste $40K a year on some private school, but went to a well respected state school for ~$8K/year.

      While this may be shocking to many of you, I actually worked while I studied. I got a job as a workstation network manager (no, I was not one of the silly helper monkeys, I was the one making the workstations act as a group). At about $10k/year, it mostly paid for school. I only had about 15k of loans (plus a car, plus a move across the country, plus paying for my sister to move). And no, I did it all by myself. I didn't have mommy and daddy's money to help me.

      Oh, and by the way, I spent my spare time the last 3 years of school teaching myself Java, straight C, Perl, bash scripting, SQL, PHP, how to build PCs from bits and pieces, how to build networks from bits and pieces, and the administration of a large number of network services.

      Somehow I doubt that me taking some crap tech job working as some tech who won't be required to even have a brain for the next 2 years and eventually clawing my way to a position where I could actually do any thinking on my own would have prepared me better for the education I got in 4 years.

      Sure, if you just go to a private school, take your minimum for the degree and drink on your free time, your degree doesn't mean much. But that would be your fault. You actually have to care about your education to make it matter. If you don't care, then its pretty pointless. If you do care, there is nothing else that will provide you with the amount of knowledge you'll gain in those 4 (or even 5) years.

      I dont know the number of times I've talked to other programmers and had their eyes glaze over as I talked about why their code was wasteful, or slow, or horribly written because they had no idea what I was talking about. They had plenty of experience, but they didn't understand the theory behind it, so they were simply unable to see the problem in any other way.

    5. Re:Cost of Degree by gr8fulnded · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything you said. I'm going to local community college for my AA in Business, then transferring to a 4 yr to finish it up. If you've already been in the workforce (sysadmin for 7yrs and counting) for some time, don't waste your money on a 4yr college. Nobody cares where you went to school all four years*, they only want to see that you HAVE the degree.

      *Exceptions to this are recent college grads trying to land a job from the big schools at a premier firm. Experience more then compensates for for going to Smalltown Community College and then transferring.

    6. Re:Cost of Degree by Facekhan · · Score: 1

      As I said before. I am not a CS major. I am a business major. I can see some value in in a CS degree if you are a programmer but in my case I was paying almost 30k a year to learn business from a school that lost 26% of its freshmen each year and a good chunk of its softmores and juniors mainly because it exists for the benefit of its overpaid administrators and sweetheart deal food contractors far more than for its paying customers.

  216. A couple questions... by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

    I used to enjoy CS, but that's changed. I left school during the dot-com boom, and fortunately got experience when there was a demand. I got burned out working insane hours. I was young and could run on caffeine and hubris. I worked long hours for the sake of experience and got paid pretty well, so I can't complain. I've taken the core CS classes, but they won't transfer anywhere, and there's no way I could [or would want to] plunk down the money to finish a BS at my old school. Plus, I found I could easily earn a professional CS in a year from a grad school with a teaching|lab assistantship to pay my way. On the plus side, I enjoy theoretical CS and my math background [algebra, logic, lots of rigour] is pretty good. I've gone back to school and decided to finish a Math degree (with advance course work in Physics and Chemistry).

    I've noticed when dealing with other fields that use computers extensively, they tend to frown on lazy|innovative ways of doing things. I understand they aren't usually prepared to whip some perl and parse data in creative ways. They'd rather do more menial grunt work because they understand the system better. Don't even think of coding in VBA to tweak their spreadsheet. Are there any other fields where a solid knowledge of programming|algorithm analysis is valuable? What are your experiences?

    Here's a couple more questions for the Slashdot crowd:

    How would you view a person with over 5 years coding/DBA experience with a BS in Math and minor in CS? Would some sample code help? What kind of project would look best?

    How would you view the same person with a MCS (professional MS)?

    What if the person has a master's in EE or Engineering Physics (i.e. quantum optics) instead?

    What kind of work is available in related fields? Say for a biophyscist|physiologist with solid CS skills or professional statistician with solid CS skills?

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    1. Re:A couple questions... by wintermute42 · · Score: 1

      Well, if you've got math, statistics, experience with experimental work and perhaps some background in statistical physics, I'd think of quantitative finance. It is admittedly a small area and frequently you have to live in the New York area, which is not for everyone. But third world countries like India and China are a long way from developing financial markets like those in the US. So these jobs are not likely to go overseas.

      Or apply for a job at a National Lab, where security clearances are required. These jobs are not going overseas either. The combination of physics, chemistry and computer science would be a big assent in getting such a job. And the National Labs tend to pay better than government agencies.

    2. Re:A couple questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How would you view...

      The only thing credentials get you, in my world, is perhaps a better shot at getting an interview. Before I hire you, I'm going to ask you a lot of in-depth questions about technologies, general questions on software development methodologies, philosophies, etc., and when it's all over, I'll know if you're suitable for the job. It's been my experience that most interviewees aren't. Even in the worst of times over the past few years, I've found that out of 150 resumes, there are only maybe a dozen worth interviewing, and out of those, maybe 3 or 4 good prospects, and if I'm really lucky, maybe one standout.

      That's why I take these whine-fests about how bad things are with a grain of salt. I personally know people in the past few years who found themselves out of work with skills that weren't in huge demand (like C++) who got busy and aquired more marketable skills (like Java/J2EE) and came through fine, while others sat around whining and doing nothing until their unemployment ran out.

  217. An individual solution to a social problem by br00tus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The reality is, there is a lack of demand for IT labor hours right now. And there is an over supply of people willing to work right now at a wage level that is equal to what their skill level was being paid several years ago. This lack of demand from all I have read is across the spectrum - it affects people with one, five, ten and twenty years experience. Lots of people I know with a lot of experience are unemployed, and the data I look at reflects that. So skill increase will not help much as far as I can see. You've already tried that anyhow. Some people here are saying to "network", basically to look harder than the next guy for jobs, but lots of people are doing this more and more increasingly. It's like a game of musical chairs where the chairs keep decreasing and the advice is "run faster than the next guy".

    The social solution to this is obvious. IT workers working nowadays are not working 40 hour weeks, they're working 50 and 60 hour weeks. Three IT workers working 40 hour weeks are doing the same amount of work as two working 60 hour weeks. If people working now cut back on the hours working, there would be more jobs. While the bosses and their sycophants always portray this as an individual thing between a boss and a worker, it is anything but. The bosses and owners have done massive lobbying as an organized unit to try to change the law so that the few IT workers currently eligible for overtime now won't get it any more. Since the organized IT worker force to counteract the well-organized, well-funded IT company campaign to to do this is weak and small currently, this law will probably pass and you will be worse off.

    The IT bosses and owners are all acting as basically one organized unit and using their pull as such in Washington DC and elsewhere. The sycophants here are telling you that the hours of free work beyond 40 hours that you do is an individual thing between you and your boss that is your individual responsibility to be in a contract, and a union or the government should not come in and put pressure to help you out there. They also tell you to increase your skills (although, as you've said, it's done nothing for you), or to "network" more than the next guy to find the few job slots that open up - perhaps you can grab it faster than the next guy if you're quick enough.

    Of course the real answer is you need to communicate and organize with other IT workers, and join or form some type of association, union, guild or whatever which acts independently but also puts pressure on the government. Otherwise you just have hundreds of thousands of individual little mice or birds running around trying to find diminishing pieces of food.

    1. Re:An individual solution to a social problem by Cyno · · Score: 1

      The real social solution is to vote for either of the bipartisan parties. Status quo will remain the same and we'll all find jobs one day. Because we have faith.

      The alternatives are too radical to consider. Because what incentive would you have to work if we gave the same benefits to your grandma and that lazy pothead on your block that never wants to work. Since you don't love your grandma or that lazy pothead we'll happily let you look for a well paying job in this economy. Good luck. And if you don't find one guess what, we don't care. Die in the streets. Capitalist.

      P.S. Love you too.

  218. College Degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys are praisng college degrees like they're the best thing since sliced bread. I currently attend a Tech School. No, not the 6 weeks bullshit deal. Monday-Friday 8-2 for 18 months. We do everything ranging from web page design to networking, to programming, linux, cisco..you name it. We're also do free work for the city I live in..things like setting up wireless networks, LAN's, hardware repair, etc. I'm out there getting hands on experience while a university student is in a class room learning theory. I'm also A+, I-Net+, Security+, Network+, MCP and Linux+ certified.

    Recently while I was at school working on a pc, a student from a large university (I won't say names) came in the class. He lacked about 6 months from getting his CS degree, and asked me how to do a virus scan. He also told me that the college won't let them touch a computer until they are almost out.

    So while the certs may not look at good as a Bachelor in CS, I would rather hire someone that knew how to setup and troubleshoot a network then someone who doesn't know the difference between a LAN and a WAN.

    1. Re:College Degrees by wk633 · · Score: 1

      So while the certs may not look at good as a Bachelor in CS, I would rather hire someone that knew how to setup and troubleshoot a network then someone who doesn't know the difference between a LAN and a WAN.

      And no College degree or Cert is going to prove anything. I've seen people with certs galore who couldn't apply it to the real world.

      My degree has helped me get jobs, but honestly, EVERYthing I do I learned on the job.

  219. they build off each other! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Experience helps me learn how to put my book knowledge to work. Even proofs and fairly theoretical arguments can come in handy, but only with the perspective I have learned from experience. By the same token, through experience I have found new problems to investigate formally, and new perspectives for understanding things in an academic context. So neither one trumps the other!

  220. Duh! by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Would getting a cert help? Would it be worth it to get a degree in MIS or CS?

    To get a job in a competitive market you need to be better than your competitors. You need more experience and education than everyone else applying for the job.

    I've got fifty resumes to read today. If all but yours show certification or education in the field, you're not going to get called in for an interview. Yes, experience is important. But if you never bothered in all those years to get a cert or degree, something's wrong.

    I have a degree in literature, and no certifications. My chances of getting a job in this market are remote to none. Which is why I'm busting my ass off to get some certs behind me.

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  221. Words from a local by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being a boston local, it is about getting the job done. At 19 I got hired to be a *nix sysadmin for an internet backbone. They didn't want to hire me because of my age or education. Until they found out their employees where asking me for advice when stuck in a tricky situations. I knew how to solve these problems because I knew the technology. the backbones HR wouldn't look at me, but the managers wanted me.

    Now I am CTO for a small software company and I am actively deploying open source technology. Every day I go to work and get paid because I get the job done, and usually because I care more about it and putting the technology to use than most people with a college education and 'real' training care about getting paid.

    Make sure and make it clear you love what you do, and the money is a nice, but expected perk. Or you will stay where you are. Every day you have to convince someone to give you the money you think you deserve, one way or another.

  222. I've never met anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    in I.T. who said, "I wish I never got my degree, it was a waste of time".

  223. Hey! Don't steal my job! by red_flea · · Score: 1, Funny

    Considering the audience and economic environment, I'll keep my good advice to myself and have better chances at getting the job. Why help out all of you, the competition? I hope your resumes are miserable relative to my own! Want the easy way to fortune? Gather all pennies from your fellow unemployed geeks and form a lottery pool...

  224. nope.. by Suppafly · · Score: 1

    Would it be worth it to get a degree in MIS or CS?"

    I have a degree in CS and still have the same kind of shitty job you got..

  225. SourceForge.net Help Wanted = Resume Material by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    http://sourceforge.net/people/

    Check it out, find a project. Show your skills, make a name for yourself.

  226. Re:Back To School - "PhD Level Research" by aeoo · · Score: 1

    I'm all for the environments. I think University is not much different from a Monastery. In Tibet, to get a certain Buddhist degree, you often have to spend 20-30 years of very, very rigorous study. Perhaps we can say it is a lot more rigorous than any study in any Western University. This is just one example. The thing is, when a person enters into a monastery, it is done as an act of renunciation and not as an act of self-aggrandizement with great potential for profit seeking. There is humbleness in the monastery, but only big fat egos in the University. It costs either nothing or relatively little to enter into a monastery, but it costs and arm and a leg to enter into a University.

    So what I am saying is this.

    Let the profit seekers seek profit. Let them flow in their own way. Let the learners seek learning. Let THEM flow in their own way. There will always be people dedicated to knowledge and wisdom. If we took a University system away, this would not stop being so.

    University system is confused. On one hand, it's like a Monastery because it takes you away from lay life and it requires your full attention. On the other hand, it is full of profit seekers, who don't care a rats ass about learning, but just want to get the paper. There are some people in the middle who want to learn a thing or two, but really are thinking of how useful it will be to make money later.

    The problem is that mixing all these various motivations in one place produces bad results. Pure learners are very pissed at profit seekers who do anything just to pass a class. Profit seeking professors who do half-assed work just to get by day to day also piss off the idealistic students who want to learn for learning's sake. Idealistic professors are put off by students who just take their class cause someone said so and who otherwise don't give a rat's behind about subject matter.

    It's a bad mix. It's an unnatural tangle. Business wants to be assured that a person is qualified. I understand that. There is also another set of people who know what Science is about, and that Science is not about profit or ego-promotion and that's why Scientists are supposed to SHARE their information and not hoard it for themselves. Business promotes and rewards trade secrets. I believe that a free market can untangle this, under one condition, and create environments that are good for various purposes. The condition is that people must agree, basically, to what I am saying here. ;) And that's why I post it. I hope to create this condition. Because you can't agree to something prior to thinking about it. So, I hope people do think about this.

    We can all get what we want. We do not need to step on each others' toes. Business influence is corrupting and ruining the Universities. Universities are very confused about what it is they are and what their goals are. Is it profit? Is it science? Is it sports? You can't always have all of the above. In programming, we always praise modular systems where each module is small and does one task best, as opposed to doing a hundred tasks in a mediocre way. Why wouldn't we praise the same concept again? I don't think Universities are awake and aware enouh to get unconfused on their own.

  227. Thanks to the outsourcing ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    90% of recent college graduates are unemployed now, especially those graduates are in Computer Science major.
    The reason?
    Well, well, well, thanks to the outsourcing.

  228. Gotta get yer degree by doubledan · · Score: 1

    I hated school, but sucked it up and finished off my degree. As a hiring manager I get too many resumes to even think about looking at ones without a degree. Our HR department filters those out - I don't even see them. I'm probably missing a couple of good ones, but we just get too many and that is an easy filter. Pretty soon a related degree will be company policy here.

  229. yeah, but by Richthofen80 · · Score: 1

    does this guy have a college degree? he didn't mention it in his submission. That can be the difference between finding a job.

    I know on the whole the economy is in a slump, but personally i've moved up two jobs since january 2003. i graduated BS in CS 2002; took me a year to get a job developing, but now i'm there, and its not so bad

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    Reason, free market capitalism, and individualism
  230. Become an computer engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a computer engineer your skill set is unlimited because you have a fundemental understanding of the basics. In fact most engineers work their way through school doing the same job as "IT professionals." Then they graduate and make 60k a year (even in this economy). I know this is going to start a flame war, but if your really looking for an edge forget about certifications and get the real thing, an engineering degree.

  231. nasty reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as you are working in a position where someone else sets the goals for the software then you are not much more than a very high level interpreter. Interpreters are subject to replacement. Go and think about that long and hard.
    Software engineering is in the phase of becoming a regular engineering field. The glitz is gone. The big entry level bucks are gone.

    The real money, security and future is figuring out something else: focus on fundamentally understanding a class of problems. As CS degree is, by itself, worth about as much as a degree in English Lit. Get a real degree that can solve real problems. Then you can use the ability to go off and code it up and it is worth something --- or worth enough for you to hire a $13/hr lacky to "code it up". Think of degrees that existed before say 1960.

  232. You're calling the wrong numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For better results you should try numbers that start with 1-900.

  233. yes actually, I had to get MORE competative. by pestihl · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Instead of using a .doc or .pdf formated resume. I started building fully interactive resume's in the the computer language of the desired job. Ofcourse if they want a .doc, I give them an option to print one out from the interactive resume.

    If the job requires java and javascript, vbscript and c#. Than I use those tech's to build a resume to show off my skill with those techs.

    And I can honestly say it made the difference.

    Not to mention I was able to get my foot in the door with a cdrom WAY before the call back a paper resume requires.

    My current resume release has a video interview a friend helped me shoot stuck right in it. Comes right up when they stick the cd in the cdrom. Answers most of the common questions one is asked in the interview process.

    Not to mention tech testing and the character reference portion of the interview process is already answered.

    A cdrom put me at the top of the stack, and I don't even have a degree.

    --
    "What do you do with the mad that you feel when you feel so mad you could bite?" - Mister Rogers
  234. collector@honeypot.id.au by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seeding honeypot, please ignore collector@honeypot.id.au

  235. Job market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To do well in the IT job market IN GENERAL, you need as much of the following four things as you can get (to a point).

    1) schooling
    2) experience
    3) certs (not for all IT jobs, but for sysadmin/network types definately)
    4) contacts

    Basically, learn stuff, do stuff, take tests, and meet people. Makes sense to me. And has worked for me so far.

  236. Writing skills by federal_employee · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In 10 years Java/C++ may be irrelevant.

    One item I would add to that list is documentation. You write code for the computers and write documentation for the humans. Managers and higher-ups can be so far removed from the code that they need clear, well formed and diagrammed documentation. Have a portfolio of clean code and good documentation for your future interviews.

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    1. Re:Writing skills by bechthros · · Score: 1

      hahahaha.... don't mean to be rude but don't we all wish... I almost got written up the other day cuz o some faulty docs. And now this weekend we find that due to a change on our main ftp server, all our ftp jobs are gonna come back with new and different return codes, but guess how important it is for them update docs? There's so many jobs to update doclib for that they're basically telling us that it's not a priority, it'll get done when it gets done...

    2. Re:Writing skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you reach my level in computer science, a programming language can be learned in a matter of hours.

    3. Re:Writing skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such arrogance is usually found in those who think they are better than they actually are.

    4. Re:Writing skills by Carpathius · · Score: 1

      Syntax is easy. The syntax of a language *can* usually be learned in an hour or two (or less).

      The hard stuff is figuring how to actually do something useful. Well, let's see. I want to pop up a window to ask the user a simple question. Which method/library routine/function/statement do I write to do that? How do I do a substr()? How do I change that floating point into something viewable by the user?

      The last two or three times I've had to learn a new language I've "learned" the language in a matter of minutes. But then I spent a lot of time while actually writing code looking up stuff like the above.

      Languages *are* easy once you reach a certian point.

      Sean.

  237. Certs? by nial-in-a-box · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Certification programs are only slightly more worthless than degrees, if we're being honest with ourselves. Employers should really wise up and take into account the fact that any clown can drink their way through college doing the bare minimum and show up for the same commencement ceremony as the handful of students who worked their asses off. Because of their more specific nature, certificates can be more valid, but the only way to truly see if someone can do the job is to hire them and have them do it. You can probably tell who can't do the job without anything more than the conventional application/resume/interview, but even with that there are no guarantees. I know, life isn't fair, but fuck, we really need to fix shit like this. There are so many problems with how we look at things like hiring and education, and if we fixed those, I honestly believe that people would be happier and much better off in general. Not to mention everything could be more efficient in general, which would result in pay increases.*

    *You thought I was some poor, naive bastard. Of course the pay increases would only be for executives because that is also how things work and that needs to be stopped now.

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    I am feeling fat and sassy
    1. Re:Certs? by gr8fulnded · · Score: 1

      I say this every time, but it continually needs to be said: Certs are good depending where you work.

      YOU need to decide if they're good for you or not. I work for HP as a gov't contractor. HP could care less, however, the contracts prime contractor and the gov't love to see them, so we get them. And they reward us VERY nicely for doing so.

      I could care less about a cert. So can most in the slashdot crowd. However, if it means 20 mins of my time to test on something I already know for an extra $THOUSANDS a year, yer damn skippy I'm going to get it.

    2. Re:Certs? by nial-in-a-box · · Score: 1

      You raise a good point. I agree that there is no reason not to go ahead and get a cert, especially if it is not that difficult and/or expensive to do so. It might backfire with the "overqualified" bullshit (which isn't always bullshit, just most of the time), but it most cases it really can't hurt. If you've got no money in the bank and are working $10/hour jobs, then it's probably a more practical route than college, regardless of the alleged importance of college.

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      I am feeling fat and sassy
    3. Re:Certs? by gr8fulnded · · Score: 1

      I concur.

      I think the majority of the resentment from the slashdot crowd towards certs aren't the certs themselves, but the inexperienced folks who get them. However, it's much "cooler" and elite to make fun of all certs as "bullshit" and lame. If you've got the knowledge to back it up, why not get a cert if it helps your job? It shows a person is dedicated to their profession in my opinion.

      Nobody laughs when they go to a doctor and sees they're certified to use a certain medical technology (eh, bad example, but you see what I'm saying), so why laugh at people who chose to get a RHCE?

      But hey... to each their own I suppose... I'll just keep bankin' in the meantime.

  238. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep my pron in a protfolio.

    1. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are prefect. Don't ever change.

  239. What do you really want to do? by clone22 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Although the typical IT job lasts about 3 years, a career is a very long time, so it doesn't make much sense taking a scattershot approach trying to find which fad will let you eke out a few extra pesos. Think long and hard about what you really want to do over the next several years, then decide on a course of action to get you to that goal. It could take a degree (and lots of intern work), or it could involve doing whatever it takes to get onboard that really interesting project you've read about. If you're not doing something you really love, you're just going to end up being a frequently laid-off, low paid, cog in some machine.

    One piece of advice when interviewing a prospective employer: Take a look at the server room. The orderliness of that room is a very accurate indicator of the professionalism of the people you'll be working with.

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    Ask me about my vow of silence!
  240. I went to devry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm 25, 3 years at present company (large company, over 1 billion in revenue), making just over 80k/yr

  241. Security clearances are indeed golden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Working for a large Beltway Bandit firm I can tell you that the clearance thing is absolutely the path to glory in the IT field. None of the companies doing DOD contract work can hire cleared employees fast enough. I started out of college 9 years ago making $36K and am now well into the six figures, with a good solid Java and OO Design skillset (and I don't have to be a manager!).

    FYI - Lockheed Martin (a former employer) is probably the best bet if you don't have a clearance - they have big rooms full of salaried people just sitting around waiting for the clearances to come through. Also the National Security Agency is hiring IT folks like mad, and they will bump you right to the top of the clearance queue. They also have a very good cooperative education program if you happen to be in college right now.

  242. My company needs to hire 1,500 Engineers per year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for the next twenty years just to keep up with the work we already have contracted. Aero, Electrical, Mechanical, Comp Sci, etc.

    If you want to work in a technical field, GET A DEGREE.

  243. Should I lie about a degree? by ars · · Score: 1
    I've been getting a lot of advice to simply lie and say I have a degree. I have the experience (8 years) and I certainly have the knowledge, I'm just missing the paper.

    So maybe I should just lie, and if they check and find me out the worst that will happen is I'll get fired (or not hired). And that's not any worse then it is right now!

    As a hiring manager how often do you actually check?

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    -Ariel
  244. If you want real freedom... by hbar · · Score: 1

    Most of the posts will be advice about how to get a (better) job. That's fine as far as it goes, and if that is what you want.

    There are other options. Make a list of what you get out of having a job - or would get from your ideal job. Most lists would include items like this:

    • income (high enough to sustain your preferred lifestyle)
    • benefits like health/dental/life insurance, pension/401(k)s, etc.
    • security - that is, a defined and likely stable future income and benefits
    • a larger social circle
    • a purpose; something fulfilling to do
    • opportunities to grow personally and professionally

    These items are on my list, and I think they are good ones.

    Now make a more general list, of what you want to have in your life. My list includes the above and some additions:

    • freedom to choose what I want to do with my time and energy; not feeling forced to do something because a boss ordered me to
    • excessive cash that I can donate to causes I support
    • excessive cash, period
    • freedom to choose who I work with and how
    • the ability to travel and live where I like
    • free time
    • Time and energy to take care of my health
    • Time and energy to be with my family and friends
    • the freedom to do things I believe in, and to not do things I think are sneaky or unethical because "that's my job"
    • the real security that comes from the ability to always create as much income as I want, ethically, regardless of what anyone else says, thinks or does (yes, this is possible)

    If, after reading this far, you sense something important here, do yourself a favor. Go to a bookstore and pick up any book written by Robert Kiyosaki and Sharon Letcher. "Rich Dad, Poor Dad", "Cashflow Quadrant", and "Retire Young, Retire Rich" are all good. Read a few pages from the intro or early chapters.

    Here's a quote I keep on my wall, where I see it every day:

    I'm the luckiest guy in the world in terms of what I do for a living. No one can tell me to do things I don't believe in or things I think are stupid.

    Warren Buffet said that. It pretty much describes where I would like to be. How about you?

    Maybe this idea is a little deep. Any questions, post a reply or email me at redsymbol.com at amax (rotate around the @).

    --
    Aaron Maxwell - redsymbol.net
  245. Get your degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Software engineering is just portion of the computer science field. I have seen countless number of people with other degrees in engineering, etc and VERY few of them can hold a candle to the abilities of a classically trained computer scientist. A MIS degree is junk, get a real degree in Comp Sci from a decent school in this (Boston) area. I will not consider a resume unless the person has at least a degree in CS and I prefer a Masters.

  246. What worked for me. by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

    I suggest picking a general industry of interest - deciding on your own what the problem is - coming up with a clean metaphor for attacking the problem - building a prototype.

    Google is probably an example of this. HP is certainly. For me - it was in photography and the problem was making ID pictures line up in the image square automatically.

    But in the final analysis, the natural course for large businesses is to stop hiring - this means their businesses are dead - and ready to be attacked by start-ups.

    The problem is many businesses are still hiring - just they are hiring overseas - there is never a good time to make the point that unfair competition benefits the least fair people and leads to a corrupt culture.

    AIK

  247. Terribly short-sighted... by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    time for a new labor movment, keep jobs here, keep money here (in Boston...all of you in India can fight globalization keeping WalMart and Microsoft out if you want, I have no problem with that)

    Iteresting ideas. I take it your office is equipped with computers made in Boston, furniture made in Boston, all your documents are printed with locally-made inks on paper made in Boston from native Massachusetts trees, and that you commute to work every day in a car/motorbike/bus that was built in Boston, out of Boston steel, and it runs on oil pumped out of the ground under Boston. No? It's not like that? The local mom-and-pop coffee shop probably doesn't offer "grown in Boston" coffee either. Maybe trade isn't such a terrible thing after all.

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    1. Re:Terribly short-sighted... by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      don't try rebrand off shoring jobs as "trade". trade means an exchange of goods, countries selling their products to each other. if you class firing a local IT worker in favour of an indian because you can pay the indian shit and he still loves it, then your only enaging in SLAVE trading.

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      If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....
  248. A degree?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a graduate from a 4 year Nationally known and acredited University that left me with a 20 thousand dolar debt and cost a total of over 80 G's, i can tell you in full confidence that all that theory didn't amount to squat. Yeah that diploma looks nice on my wall, but after searching for almost a year, i finally took a 9 dolar an hour job doing on-the-road tech support. Guess what - they didn't even care that i had a degree in CS. They highered me for knowledge that i gained sitting up late nights and experimenting. Now i run web servers at home do programming in Java, C, C++, perl. I do development in php, mySQL. I have about 5 years experience in all the items in that list, but none working for a corporation. So what help is that to me?? None. So here we go in the circular spiral of doom. I got the papers to prove i know what i'm talking about, but still no job. I got certs, i got a degree, i got experience but I got no job. What am i missing here....

  249. Networking (of the human variety) by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    I was at the end of a year-long contract doing technical support and earning $14/hr when, by chance, a friend of a friend dropped the name of a company I'd never even heard of and mentioned that they were looking for a sysadmin. Long story short, I'm now working there and making $19/hr, and the gig is permanent. So it's like with romance: the best things come from being in the right place at the right time and knowing the right people. You're probably not going to get that dream job trolling the postings on Monster.

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    'He who has to break a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.' -- Gandalf to Saruman
  250. More than just tech skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    So let's say that you go and buy another book and sit in your room and learn a new computer language. You now know another language but you still don't know anyone who will pay you to use it.

    You need to spend just as much effort networking. The most important part of any career is the personal relationships that you develop. This is how you find opportunities. There is no substitute. You can't compensate by learning more technical skills. I'm not saying that you can ignore the tech skills. In geek parlance they are necessary but not sufficient.

    For most of us geeks it is much easier to learn a new tech skill than it is to work on the social skills. To be successful you many times have to learn to do things that don't come naturally to you. I know guys who have finished their PhD's. They have tons of skills but they are sitting there wondering what to do now because they spent all their time being gear heads and avoided the social aspects.

  251. Like rats leaving a sinking ship..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Alan Cox, then Dave Cinege (LRP), then that SuSE Marketing Guy, now D. Robbins. Next I'm guessing its either Andrew Morton or Linu(x) Torvalds.

  252. Blunt and prescriptive advice, and snob response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow! Just wow.

    Some really simple advice: do some hard projects with other people who are better than you are, and finish them. Make sure you can read CS research papers and technical writing, and produce work that others can read. Make a CV that shows you can finish what you start in complex environments. You'll get a job.

    You can also be willing to make that same 13 dollars an hour doing what you _want_ to be doing. If you are willing to write code for 13 dollars an hour, or on a set bid which works out closer to five dollars an hour, you _will_ get the experience that shows you can follow through. When I have to hire (which is often) I am looking for people who are (a) incredibly smart, (b) perceptive and aware, and (c) understand how to surf the exingencies of a delivery environment so that the product, by god, _ships_. With those requirements in place, I will defend a hire from Princeton or the local community college with equal fervor.

    If you do go to school for a degree, take just enough CS/MIS to get a minor, to read anything you check out of the library, and spend the rest of your energy on liberal arts. Learn to construct complex arguements and systems. Learn that most good arguements -- in CS, in English lit, history or biology -- are old arguements.

    There are open source projects and internship opprotunities in abundance. I was genuinely shocked at the "degree a must" attitude from many here. Intellectual flexibility and research skills _are_ a must, and can be had at major universities (great places to spend time) but have almost nothing to do with a degree. If you cannot read what people in your field are writing about, and understand it, then you will be missing half the adventure of software development.

    Background: I've been a software engineer for 18 years, and though I spent 8 years in college, I never earned a degree (I did finish a math and CS minor, and a bio major, as an undergrad, and have taken occassional 400 and 500 level 1 credit independent study classes, when something interests me and there is someone I wanted to work with.)

    That said, if you are more company than project oriented -- if your rush is more from a steady gig with a big company in a variety of positions than actually making new things -- then a degree _is_ a must, preferably from a "name" school, and never mind the certs. People hiring up for engineering efforts are looking for very different things than people hiring via HR.

  253. Try my job search bot by job-bot · · Score: 1

    I am looking for beta testers for a job search bot. The key to using the internet to find a job is to apply first. The bot is designed to help you find newly posted jobs. It is free. www.jobpipeline.com Feedback is appreciated.

  254. Haha! Check out this guy's resume! by MacDork · · Score: 1

    We're hiring like mad but won't touch someone without a degree.

    Yeah, like this guy. He is totally screwed. He didn't even graduate!

    Why do you need to work for someone else? You have spare time, a computer, and a compiler, right? Build it, and they will come.

  255. No doesn't mean NO! by TheBillGates · · Score: 1

    So company X didn't hire you for postion Z. Do what I did. I went to their location, talked to their hiring manager and thanked them for allowing me to interview for the job. I said I was still interested in working for them in the future.

    Two days later I had an email from them that an unexpected opening had come up and they wanted to talk to me. It turns out I was their #2 pick for the other job and I was the only person they were considering for this other position.

    Show persistence! Some interviewing books say send a follow-up thank you note (which hardly anyone does). I say show in person to the hiring manager to say that. Then you become a face, not just a piece of paper. Sometimes the 2nd try is the charm.

  256. It won't solve everything, but get the degree. by RomulusNR · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not that a degree is necessarily going to get you everywhere (lots of people with degrees in the field are out of work lately), but it shows that you have breadth of experience, can learn well, can work relatively hard, and have experience working with others, expressing yourself, etc. (At one point, just having a degree -- in ANYTHING -- could get you a job -- in ANYTHING else. Annoyingly, I know people who are programmers who have degrees in such technologically relevant fields as FORESTRY.)

    Anyway, a degree will also give you broader technological exposure than any path you focus on in a career path. You'll learn fundamental concepts that you won't likely pick up on the modern career path (like the concept of assembly language, or microprocessor operation, or how to determine the optimization of an algorithm, etc.)

    ob.anecdote.amusing:
    A non-degreed co-worker who is a coder and former MS employee asked once what he would learn from a college degree that he wouldn't learn just from career experience.

    I responded, "OSes other than Windows."

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    Terrorists can attack freedom, but only Congress can destroy it.
  257. Re:Back To School - "PhD Level Research" by king-manic · · Score: 1

    There is already a division, profit seekers have technical and community college. Academics have the Universities.

    The seperation already exsists. If you want a php system for profit seekers seperate from pure academics then that will never happen. Neither party makes up the bulk of University student. Both groups are a sever minority. The vast majority of students are there either because it's their parents wish or they view it as a natural progression liek high school, and could not envision not going to university.

    As for politics in science, when ever 2 or more people get together you'll have politics and greed and envy and back stabbing ect.. Thats the nature of people. There is austere learnign and it's in the church, you can still be a monk(cathalic/buhdist).

    A brief history on education:
    There are 2 basic school from which teaching/education has come. The greek model and the chinese model. We currently follow the chinese model more closyl although we don't have a pure form. The greek model is about learning as a goal in itself. Where asking the questions and discussing them was education. It was flawed, it was a nice past time for the elite but it's incredibly time and labour intensive and the quality of your out-put will be related to the quality of your teachers.

    A teacher like Aristotle can do much, but he's once in a generation. Most teacher int he greek era were flakes. Self important and pompous without a original though intheir head and made their students into mental clones of themselves.

    On the other hand the chinese system was oen where education was a stepping stone to a better life. Education fed the chinese buracracy which maintained china. It's ciriculum was standardized, and even if your teacher was bad an exceptional student could learn on his own.

    Before 1900 The wester education system was based partly on the chinese(indirectly) but mostly on the greek. Most of the west except Germany which used their education system to power their industry. This lead to a gigantic lead time in science and a huge technological advantage over the rest of the world. After the world wars the other western powers started to adapt the German way(indirectly the chinese way).

    The benifit is that it turns out more educated people per dollar then the older way and made education available for all.

    To bifurcate the system now would regress it. You want to set up pure learnign liek the greek style for some and the chinese style for others. It doesn't work that way. Everyone would rathe rhave the mor eliberal, more fun, and often more productive (individually) greek way, but it's economically unfeasible. If you did split it the profit seekers would all claim to be pure academics.

    Also Pure academic go on to Msc and PHd's while profit seekers ussually stop at Bsc. Ba are now next to worthless and MA and Arts based PHP's aren't much better.

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    "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
  258. Re:Back To School - "PhD Level Research" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude? Get help.

  259. Govt Clearance by stonezone · · Score: 1

    Do whatever it takes to get yourself at least an interm secret us clearance. Join the Reserves, get a job with a temp agency that will sponsor you, whatever. There is a demand for govt contractors, but you need an existing clearance. go to jobsniper.com and search for secret clearance, you will be amazed. Also, start applying for GS jobs, the benifits are great, and you get retirement after 20 years, not to mention that it literally takes and act of Congress to fire a GS. check this link for federal jobs.

    1. Re:Govt Clearance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right.

      Join the Reserves right now?

      "Can you drive?"

      "Uh, yeah."

      "Great. Forget about anything involving IT within the military at this point, you're going to be driving a Humvee in Iraq!"

  260. speed up "education" and kill innovation by bladesjester · · Score: 1

    Funny that you say the education process should be sped up. One of the most important parts of things such as the design of software and complex systems is creativity, otherwise you are just following instructions hashed together from other sources instead of being innovative.

    Creativity is usually learned through play when we are younger instead of focusing entirely on the "concrete" things such as science. By speeding up the education process, you take time away from that play by causing it to be used to learn those concrete skills at in less time.

    Interestingly enough, the "cutting out" of a large portion of childhood by forcing children to "grow up" faster is, according to a few buddhist monks that I have known, one of the main reasons that people seem so unbalanced anymore; why they have so many problems with substance abuse, etc.

    To be honest, I still have a small set of legos on my desk (sitting next to stacks of manuals) as a tool to clear mental blocks.

    all things in moderation...

    --
    Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    1. Re:speed up "education" and kill innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed--but the point was playing is good, learning is good, not strict learning of fact, but yes theoretical, but after the age of 18 it's pointless -- you should be out doing the real thing and learning on your own. People should be taught to learn on their own, not taught what they should know...get it? Taught to play and expirement.

  261. Re:It's who you know, and what you know... by militiaMan · · Score: 1

    If I wanted to be a sales person I would have earned an MBA. I earned a BSCS to become Computer Geek not a Car Sales Person.

  262. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  263. degree by DeepAtmos · · Score: 1

    No, someone with a degree is not (necessarily) more intelligent than someone without a degree. That doesn't mean a degree isn't worth it. The fact of the matter is that a degree gets you money. Granted, having an AS/BS doesn't guarantee you're going to clock 50k out of school - chances of that are slim these days. But it'll sure you get you closer. You can't expect to make enough money to support yourself for the rest of your life in(esp. in Boston) a field as fast-paced as IT without a 4 year degree. Many will try to argue that experience is worth more than a degree - and they're 100% correct. However, a degree plus experience is absolutely better than just the experience, period....how much better it is however will vary from how much work you put into your education.

  264. It's not who you know or what you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not who you know or what you know at the entry-level so much as it's getting your a** in the door. Get an internship. There's no substitute for experience. Meet people and build references there. If you're good, they'll pay well to get you back.

  265. Loyalty? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Something that we noticed and ended up using as a filter rule was whether or not a person would stick with a job for more than 6 months.

    So do you suggest that somebody with a BS in computer science from a reputable school but zero employment history and no ability to relocate because of disability and family issues (such as myself) should go work at a fast-food workaurant for a year just to demonstrate employer loyalty?

    1. Re:Loyalty? by maximilln · · Score: 1

      If you figure out a way out of this predicament let me know. I found that my intellect and Rose degree only leads to clashes with management because I'm "arrogant" or "need to be taken down a notch".

      Let's face it. The majority of Rose grads are a cut above the rest but and most have the social and financial backing to assert their superiority. People like you and I can't afford to wait around for someone to recognize our capabilities. No PhD manager likes getting his feathers ruffled by a BSc and, since Rose isn't a common household word, we're perceived as just another BSc with a know-it-all attitude.

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      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
  266. The Other Side by bismarck2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have been desperately trying to hire smart C++ people with more than four years experience.

    70% of the resumes I got had no professional C++ experience. Either college only experience or unrelated experience (network admin, web design)

    20% lacked really basic knowledge. Had no idea what STL was or what a binary tree or hash table was.

    The other 10% had a myriad of problems. I don't think I'm being too picky; these were real problems.

    Hey, if you know some smart C++ people that want to work in Austin, TX, I'd love to be proven wrong!

    I've read a millions sites and articles and forums like this that give you the impression that there are great people everywhere but that's really not what I see.

    1. Re:The Other Side by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 0

      What? I can't believe you

      Standard Transforming Language is sooooo easy!
      You can hire me anytime!

      C++ is like teenage sex ... and I can program with one hand.

  267. Way to use the sociological imagination! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nuff said.

  268. Quit your job. Troll on /. fulltime. by uberTr011 · · Score: 1, Funny

    IT is dead. Quit your job (or get laid off) and bitch about it on slashdot. Get an elite username (like mine) and troll on slashdot fulltime. Trolling is more entertaining and rewarding than an IT job anyway.

  269. Loyalty? Yeah right. When layoffs are imminent... by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

    ...and companies are always ready to implode. I jumped around during the 90s. I had to. Otherwise I faced companies going under, relocating to other states/countries, whatever. I looked out for me, because no one else was going to. And you're going to knock me for that? Who says corps don't have an unhealthy amount of power? Stick around if you want a nice resume, but just shut up if you get the pink slip because the company didn't synergize their IPO correctly. Idiot.

  270. Get out of IT!!! by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Haven't you noticed that half of us with experience and skill and good resumes are already unemployed. It's a dead sector. Getting "deader" by the minute. It's a dead end leading to an abyss of pain and suffering. Okay, maybe it's not that bad. But it's a pretty bad profession to be in. Seriously. Go be a bike messenger or a bike mechanic or a concert pianist or something fun while you still have life left that they haven't milked from you.

    1. Re:Get out of IT!!! by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 0
      I agree with you.
      I vowed to give up IT and computers altogether .. forever.
      Was planning to become an actor instead lol - Seriously though!
      I mean I had the contacts and started off doing a few tv adds and photo shoots thanks to my psycho look ;)

      ... But then one day I discovered Linux - ... and got addicted again ...

      me now a serious linux-coder wannabe :)
  271. No hard and fast rules by shaggylee · · Score: 1

    Some of the comments I've read here make me think that I'm living in a parallel universe. But then all I have is my own experience to go on. I got into I.T. on the tail end of the dot-com boom. I'd been coding as a hobby since the days of Z80, but after high school went into the finance industry and worked my way up to become a stockbroker.

    And no, I don't have a degree and have never felt that I needed one. Even though most of my colleagues in the securities industry, and right now in the I.T. business, had degrees, my lack of a degree has never impeded my career, simply because I refuse to let it. Yes, having a degree often provides a fast-track to getting good interviews (unless I'm the guy reading your resume), but it is no guarantee that a person is necessarily better equipped to do a job than somebody without a degree. I've had just as many problem employees who are graduates as those who are not.

    Anyway, I became disenchanted with the financial industry, even though I was earning a ton of money and was running a department of twenty people by the age of 28. For a few months, I took some low-paying contract work just to get my feet wet in I.T.. This worked out great for me. I ended up taking a salaried job in the systems architecture area of a major financial services company. The pay was just over half what I was making as a stockbroker, but I loved the job. I soon discovered that I had a natural flare for systems architecture, and specifically for web security concepts. I have been with the same company for five years now, and have been promoted twice during that time. I run the security architecture group, which incidentally includes graduates of some of this nation's finest schools. Given the nature of the work we do, and the extremely diverse nature of our company's technology base, my staff have to be generalists. I have no room for narrow-minded individuals who are content to be specialists in a given technology. I need people who can understand, critique and architect complex multi-platform solutions using every tool from COBOL to C#, Assembler to J2EE and VB6 to C#. As a manager, I wouldn't look twice at a resume belonging to someone who had spent ten years specializing in the same discipline. But I would look extremely closely at someone who has a diverse skillset, although I would grill them very hard on how they acquired their skills if they only have a few years' practical experience behind them. As for a degree, that's completely irrelevant to me. I trust my instincts as a manager sufficiently to judge a person's abilities simply by using solid interviewing techniques. So far, that has never failed me, although I can certainly understand the bitterness of some graduates who have invested years of their lives and thousands of dollars in a degree. The bottom line is, if I had to choose between two 25-year-olds; one with an excellent degree and two years of practical experience, and one without a degree but with seven years of proven experience, I would go with the non-graduate every time, all other things being equal.

    I don't know if there is a moral to my story. But perhaps there is a lesson or two to be learned. The relevance of a degree or professional certification is generally up to the individual manager or recruiter looking at your resume. I know from dealing with other I.T. managers that there is no hard and fast rule here.

    My two star performers right now couldn't be more different. One of them doesn't have a degree or a professional certification to his name, yet I hired him on the basis of raw ability and enthusiasm. He has consistently delivered above and beyond expectations. My other key person is a Russian M.I.T. graduate. Both bring different qualities to the team, but both are equally indispensable.

    Take from that what you will, but that's just my two cents as one of the evil managers responsible for scanning hundreds of resumes every month.

  272. Programming is but a means to an end... by d00gieb · · Score: 2, Informative

    Several pieces of advice:

    1. Learn *everything* you can about a real technical domain area that has nothing to do with computers. People don't care whether you can program -- they care whether you can program WHAT THEY NEED.

    2. If you are a US Citizen, haven't sold (or consumed) pounds of cocaine, and believe that honest people on the inside of the system can make a difference, GET HIGH LEVEL CLEARANCES. There is a serious shortage of talented pepole (or untalented warm bodies, for that matter) in this area.

    3. Present yourself, not as a computer professional, but as a business professional.

    Supplementary info:

    1. Seriously, who cares whether you know the latest object-oriented, distributed, web-based, googlephonic technology. What people REALLY want is someone who can bring those talents to bear on actual applications that they care about.

    I have been a software engineer for a bunch of years, but the best projects I've worked on (and where I have been most valued) were ones where I had to actually learn something about what it was I was writing programs about. When I went back to graduate school in CS to get a Master's degree, I ended up working with people in Biochemistry and Molecular Genetics, working on algorithms for DNA and protein sequence comparison. Since then, I have spent *much* more time reading and learning biology than software.

    2. Before I went back to grad school, I worked on military projects involving imagery compression and algorithm optimization. While checking the assembly code generated by the compiler was important, it was every bit as important to understand fundamental aspects of the imaging system involved, from the point of view of optics, error correction, and end-user (imagery analyst) needs. This was cool work, and important for our guys on the ground in the middle of nowhere.

    There is currently an **extreme** shortage of dedicated, knowledgeable people with clearances in areas of national importance. Acquire these clearances, and you will never want for employment. Plus: CAN'T BE OUTSOURCED TO FOREIGNERS.

    3. Somewhat along the same theme, be a provider of valuable services, not just a computer guy (gal). Right now, I have a contract with the Natinal Institutes of Health, doing research into diseases that affect millions of people. The reason I got this gig is not because I am a sharp systems engineer (which I am), but because I can *communicate* with the biologists and MDs who have very real and difficult biological and medical problems which can only be solved through an understanding of the problems and the shrewd application of computer technology.

    1. Re:Programming is but a means to an end... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a US citizen too. So do I have to join the military to get high security clearance? Or can I be a civilian and have this?

    2. Re:Programming is but a means to an end... by cruachan · · Score: 1

      Absolutly. Even if you love system development and that's what you want to do then recognise that your customers don't really give toss about your code and probably don't understand much in the way of computer issues either.

      I usually say I make my living by being a tame geek. Many managers of SMEs don't understand much in the way of IT but know they depend on it absolutly. If you can talk 'business' and give managers a nice warm friendly feeling that you understand them, but at the same time they know that you can take care of the hardcore issues for them then you become worth you weight in gold from their viewpoint.

      If you are the best computer expert in the world but can't talk 'business' then you are worthless from a management point of view (and vica versa)

    3. Re:Programming is but a means to an end... by d00gieb · · Score: 1


      It's not quite the same extreme as say, airline pilots, who invariably were trained in the military. Lots of plain old engineering types (the "blue jeans" army) are out there. The biggest thing is to get that first gig where a company can put you to work doing something useful while the investigators are out there making sure you're who you say you are, haven't trained in Afghanistan, etc...

  273. What I did by bitspotter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I didn't have the resources for an degree of any kind.

    I, too, engaged in "lateral mobility", hopping sideways from support job to support job, learning every step of the way, but eventually, you reach a glass ceiling and the realization that support is designed specifically to burn workers out so that advancement isn't necessary.

    The only way out was to start thinking like a competitive businessperson, partner with other hungry compatriots also found in dead-end positions (although in different fields), and go into some tech business or other on your own.

    I've only had one bon fide w2 "job" for a total of about 6 mos since 1999, and that was just because it was there. Nevertheless, I had to push hard entrpreneurially to get that position. It wasn't a job - it was a deal. Jobs, to me, are for making new contacts and raising capital for whatever business it is you're really supposed to be in.

    It's hard, but unlike the job treadmill, there's a future that isn't dependent on someone else.

    I'm not saying certifications aren't worth it. I just have no experience with them, and I've never met a client that asked me for one. Granted, my clients are small...

  274. When in doubt, hack your heart out! by samantha · · Score: 2, Informative

    In a different world, back when big iron still ruled, I had that same low-pay job. I was the tech support for a bunch of PhD reservoir engineer types. I was the one who wrote much of the code to produce and help process their data. In those days in that place that made me slightly more acceptable than the cleaning crew. What got me out of that and jump started my career was writing something so useful and technically challenging that several sane managers refused to let me attempt it or to ask the "real programmers" to do so. When I delivered it, done in my spare time and over convalesence from an accident, and it worked and was hugely useful, the tune changed. I had a team built around me and my ideas. I took a couple of years and answering a manager's claim that I was not a real programmer without a couple of degrees by presenting him with an outside job offer claiming I was indeed a "real programmer" and for 60% more than he was paying "real programmers" to boot. To get there I read every manual I could get my hands on, force-fed myself theory and practice at the MS level and dared to hack big.

    Go for it! Make yourself stand out. Don't just be another specialist weenie. Show them guts, skill, determination and spirit. Even in a down market that gets noticed.

  275. Speaking as an IT employer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and I hire interns, trainees and juniors, as well as more experienced people. I don't want to see a newbie with a CV that carries a mile-long list of skills with zilch experience. It's plain unbelievable to me, as the potential employer.

    Do some research, and tailor your CV to each employer's needs. If they need some specific skills, then skip the other stuff and make your CV concise and believable.

    If the employer's advert isn't clear, look at their website, and call them up to find out what they use. Make sure you match yourself to their needs. A huge list of skills mean nothing other than potential, if there's no experience to back it up.

    And only apply if you really do have the skills in question, unless the job is clearly asking for someone who is smart and doesn't look for specific skills (in which case, focus your CV on the smarts not the tech skills - the smarts are the skills we care about, sometimes).

  276. Popup ads for geeks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know? I've always wondered why job seekers didn't use some of the same techniques that marketing use? I know I've heard of some job seekers placing ads for their services.

  277. Re: military certifications by el-spectre · · Score: 1

    I may have misunderstood... I was thinking along the lines of certification based on training and experience, not mail-order :) I've known a couple of army guys who could kick the shit out of most radio "engineers", due to experience running field communication sites.

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    "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
  278. Get work experience! by Xipe66 · · Score: 1

    There are lots of volunteer and open source projects for you to get involved with and where you can show that you have skill, dedication and that you are productive.
    No one's gonna care to hire you over someone skilled who also has prior experience, so your only way out of this slump is getting a track record for work completed.

    Head over to SourceForge/FreshMeat and get your hands dirty, or start something up yourself.

    --
    Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.
  279. Well...India or Bust. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with it all. I've never made above $11.00 an hour in all my years, and I've survived. Barely in some cases but here I am. I would dearly love to have made $13 and hour, and at this point in the economy I really don't care what it is. Beggers really can't be choosers. Unfortunately the decent paying are hard to break into, and the low paying will break you, plus I'm in one of the states that has been losing jobs left and right. Ah well, if I start swimming now? I'll make India by March of next year.

  280. Posting your email on /. by Mastadex · · Score: 1

    I guess they didnt teach you the slashdot effect on emails in physics class eh? MOD: +1 Canadian

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    1. Re:Posting your email on /. by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

      It's a throwaway account :)

  281. Handicapped, capped at the knees. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Certain parts of the country have been hit much harder than others. So instead of being in competition with 200 resumes you'll be in competition with 5,000. Look for a job in alternate locations or be willing to relocate. Its hard and kinda crazy to leave your family and friends but since you're starting out the experience might be worth it. You can come back "the victor". I did this."

    Hmmm...OK. So what's your advice for the handicapped? I don't think my seeing-eye dog can go the distance. Maybe change his diet to Purina-Ho chow? The deaf are certainly going to be fun.
    "What!? You say you want baby shoes in a row?"
    "Oh, Twelve kegs aglow." OK.

    Or the one-legged people.
    "Yes folks, Mr Hip-Hop-Happening has set the landspeed record for hopping on one leg between Boston and New York. And the crowd stomps it's feet in appreciation."

    How about the bladderly challenged?
    [On the way to a new life]
    "I gotta go.
    You just went 5 minutes ago.
    I gotta go, again!.
    *grumble**grumble**grumble*
    OK, but this is the last time."

    Oh right, give it away. Yeah that'll work.

  282. re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry so you chaps wonder where all the jobs have gone?

    So stop voting Republican already.

    Deficit, War, 3 million American jobs lost.

    I'm sure some idot foaming at the mouth, will blame, Clinton or those tax paying queers who want to marry... but, maybe... just maybe... it's something to do with Republican mismanagement of the Economy.

    *sigh*.

    On topic, just keep plugging away and sending out the CVs, if you're any good somebody's going to hire you.

  283. Show some EMPLOYEE loyalty! by Quietti · · Score: 1
    The correct answer is not, did that guy stick with his last job for at least 6 months. The correct answer is, did his last employer mean to keep him for more than what it took to complete project X?

    I really want an employer that, once I invest time into learning their methodology and fitting it with the senior staff, will not ditch me at the first sight of the CEO not being able to pocket his multi-million quarterly bonus.

    So, what really ought to be considered is employee loyalty: care for your employees and stop firing them for no reason. Otherwise, if you treat everyone as temps, YOU are the one forcing them to look for another job 6 months after starting.

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    Software is not supposed to be about how to work around a useability issue. - Ken Barber
  284. Start your own business-Thumb on scale. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well see now that's all good. Now how does that scale to the seven Million plus unemployed?

    Yeah I like the idea...on an individual basis. But I don't think that it will scale up that well.

    Best wishes on your business anyway. See you in five years (the other milestone you must pass).

  285. Start your own company by ztwilight · · Score: 1

    Dang, I used to make more money than that an hour for shareware. The $1 billion rule is, always learn the most valuable technology in the process of creating the most valuable software. When you finish, sell the software (unless of course you've signed a contract which prevents you from doing this, in which case I hope they're paying you REALLY well (that goes for you especially, Apple)). That way you're getting paid for your time and your on the process to starting your own company. Then you can pay yourself anything you want.

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  286. Re:It's who you know, and NOT what you know by klahnako · · Score: 1

    Only networking will get you a job.

    US Navy experience means nothing when the pile of resumes is so big yours is not even read.

    Every employer I have talked to refuses to distinguish between a person with a university CS degree and a person that learnt Java in his garage. They are looking for smart people that get things done, not necessarily someone that has a degree! These employees prefer to ask simple mindbenders to determine smarts. Too bad they don't know about the few Universities who only allow smart people graduate; it could help them sort out the cruft much faster.

    Finally, as you have heard already, those certifications mean nothing unless you are in a large corporation and required to participate in a "continual improvement" regime.

  287. Government Work by catherder_finleyd · · Score: 1

    I would recommend working for the Government, either direct or as a Contractor. The demand for government IT is going up, and the number of good IT people is either static or falling. If you can get a security clearance, that is a big plus.

  288. Whats your game plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What helped me out by climbing the ladder is not climbing at all. Many people think that you got to work for the same company for a long time (seniority), back stab fellow employees to look good, go to the right colleges, etc.

    What you only need 1 thing (A GAME PLAN). IT is really tough. Don't concentrate on the money, concentrate on what you like to do. Find your passiion, then learn everything you can about it (Become the expert). Either way at some point you will realize the following:
    1. Cant always work in the same city,town and expect to get ahead
    2. May need to travel frequently even overseas
    3. May need to do consulting, contracting, temp, or direct employee work.
    4. May experience periods of unemployment (have a financial plan)
    5. Definately expect the worse and you will have no surprises. IF you don't take risks you may never find your opportunity for success.

    Options
    1. Technical classes, college courses, conferences,job fairs (networking)
    2. Working for different companies and organizations that will get you the experience (if only temporary)
    3. Clearances go a long way (ASK the "BeltWAY bandits")
    4. Incorporate (if you think you got what it takes, start a business)

  289. The deck is stacked against you by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    third to last job I had, I was told that "Programmers are a dime a dozen" because so many were out of work and willing to work for at less than half of the cost they were paying me. Someone earning $13/hr was able to replace me at $25/hr. I had been there for almost five years and was ready to draw a pension, earn another vacation week, earn more profit sharing, etc.

    I was not promoted beyond my position because I only had an Associate's. I am now working on a four year degree, but in Business Management, because IT is dying out in the USA anyway. All the good jobs are going overseas or being paid a laughningly low pay scale. Imagine a Senior Programmer/Analyst or System Administrator being paid $25K to $27K USD a year? Way below the salary survey done a few years ago. So either work cheap, don't work at all, or find another line of work like I am doing. If you want to get paid more than that, you may very well be dreaming. Play the Lottery, you might just have a better chance. Management does not care, never did, and they just started to pay less because of the economy and conditions in the IT market.

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  290. If IT is dead, whats Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If IT is dead, whats next? What career field would you consider getting into?

    1. Re:If IT is dead, whats Next? by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Obviously, something that pays well and can't be outsourced: elevator repair and/or heavy equipment repair. I'm deadly serious about this - check it out or play the fool.

  291. Things are not going to get any better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Let me first state, that the situation in many Western countries has changed. GE, IBM, Honeywell and a host of other major companies have gone to India/China and other countries, Bombay and New Delhi for example. The reality is there are skilled programmers/workers there that will work for beans compared to your salary, perhaps even a lot less than a 13/hr salary. This is the new world economy/order we now live in, accept it and use try to use the knowledge to your advantage.

    In the past workers would be horrified if US jobs were exported overseas, but today it's accepted as the new way to do business. (Go figure..)

    A degree in an industry that has changed so much may be useful if you are young, when you hit 30, it is probably time to forget about a degree.

    Let me also state that I believe that in todays industry people holding degrees are intended to be be out designing the systems, people holding certifications should be out utilising those systems in the real world.

    That is the difference between earning a degree and not. This is not to say there aren't exceptions. However, going to University for 4 years to earn an honours degree, and then to become a full-time web designer or Javascript programmer is not what a degree is for, it is a waste. If you also think it's just insurance against flipping burgers, think again.

    If you live in the USA today, I would be more concerned about the economy in general, and learning how to profit from the looming stockmarket crash expected within the next year or two, rather than expending too much energy in an area that has little future. Find an area that makes you money, make computing more of a hobby if you have a love for it.

    HTH.

  292. Degrees often required for Gov't contracts by Cragen · · Score: 1
    The biggest employer, the US Govt., for many years, had written in its IT contracts that the IT personnel, listed in the contractor's final bid, had to have BSc degrees and X amount of experience for the contractor, period. The rule was relaxed a few years ago (not sure how few), but the practice is still in place in many places. Go get the degree, any degree. It's worth 4 or 5 certifications. Has been for me, anyhoo. Good luck.

    cragen

    1. Re:Degrees often required for Gov't contracts by azadrozny · · Score: 1

      I believe you are correct to a large extent. Historically, in all lines of work, when times get tough, employers look for the degree rather than the certification.

  293. work by nero3100 · · Score: 1

    Try to find a job with the government. With a few years in industry you'll prob start at a GS-11/12 and move to a GS-13 in 1-2 years. In Boston, that's about $53k for a GS-11 and $60k for GS12, and $74k for GS-13 (including a 12% locality pay for Boston).

  294. Get experience by volunteering by TheTaoOfPhil · · Score: 1

    There are lots of non-profit organizations that benefit from help with technology. Find a non-profit that can articulate what it needs and is ready to adopt a new technology (most likely some kind of data-base driven website) and implement it for them. Keep doing this over and over again for diffferent organizations. What you get out of this is 1) a demonstrated list of projects that you can put on your resume; 2) lots of people connected with the organizations who can be part of your network, and someday may be able to help you find a job (just make sure that you know people really well and have demonstrated the value you add very clearly before you actually seek help from anyone finding a job). Some useful non-profit technology organizations: http://www.nten.org/ http://www.techsoup.org/ http://www.organizenow.net/ (located in Boston) Good luck!

  295. Will the jobs come back by DeanFox · · Score: 1


    What I wonder is the lever of risk companies have taken outsourcing their databases to another country. I read a government statistic that 90% of companies that irrecoverably loose their database are bankrupt within 18 months. A company cannot operate without their data. I'm incredulous that a company would put their database in the hands of a foreign entity. Just the matter of industrial espionage would cause me pause. It's a level of risk I would not take it were my decision.

    I wonder if some catastrophe might happen that will cause companies to pull it all back in. Maybe they find that their financials have been secretly emailed to their competitors. Or that back doors allow competitors' access to their R&D. How much would it take to bribe a foreign employee with no ties to the company or accountability to install a back door or worse, maybe a worm. $5k? $10k? Cheep in the espionage community. Taking off my tin hat how about just plain mistakes? How can a foreign worker who has no accountability provide the level of dedication to preserve the company's assets? And data is probably the most important company asset it has. Outsourcing to me just seems to be a level of risk that's over the top. Who knows.. Maybe in a few years it will all come back.

  296. Change fields. by Devir · · Score: 1

    Go back to colledge for a Psychology degree. God only knows there's an ample supply of nutcases out there to keep you busy for a long long time.

  297. Re: military certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Military certifications are even easier (from
    > an academic standpoint) than
    > correspondence-schools.

    Um, yeah... that must be why I had to help half of my Ada Programming class through Quantico's Computer Science School (a quality institution when it was still located in Quantico). The fact that I was a 27 year old dropout from a top 10 east coast land grant univeristy, that had a well respected Comp. Sci. program, had nothing to do with it...

    Of course we all know where Ada went... you either write rocket-scientist quality guidence systems with Ada or you don't use Ada at all.

    Too bad there's nobody willing for force the DoD to fund apache mod_ada development and make *everyone* in the DoD rewrite all the military web to use Ada.

    > anybody with a real military background can
    > tell you, test scores are not in any way,
    > shape, or form indicative of real technical
    > ability

    Fscking'A! I've seen everything from Truck Driver school ejectees (because they were smart (but unmotivated... he actually *WANTED* to be a truck driver!) to a Senator's sons (because that's where daddy wanted Jr.) end up in my MOS.

  298. Re:Social currency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Going to college is nothing other than social currency, something that you can use to cite on a resume. Alot of the liberal arts courses you will take in college you will not need for your career. To do good in school you have to obedient and study, being smart and having aptitude comes second. The valedictorian of my highschool was exceptionally stupid. During Alegbra II classes I had with her, she would always at the beginning of the classes admit that she did not get it, and the teacher always told her, "I know I have not even started the lesson yet!" She frankly admitted that she studies over an hour for every test, more if the test is important. Getting good grades is about studying, memorizing, doing projects and homework, etc. If you are obedient want A's enough you will do good. Doing good in school is not about aptitude though.

    Anything you learn in school you can learn faster on your own out of it. It is just nowadays apprenticeship is not available for so many jobs, so for social currency you almost have to go to college for certain jobs. It sucks.

  299. Tech Slump? I think so. by AnotherLostAtom · · Score: 1

    Hello, I am a fellow Canadian and I am having the exact same problem. I also have a couple of guy friends, and all the guys are having the exact same problem. You know who is getting the jobs? The girls. You know why? Because of quotas, most tech companies have over 50% guys. The other reason is all of the girls who where in compsci, really wanted to be there, and kicked the guys asses with grades and hard work. One piece of advice, if you are intelligent enough to get a Ph. D. do that. At the University of Toronto, I have seen more than one BA teaching first or second year courses! So, that is what I reccommend. That is actually what I plan on doing, unfortunately I missed the deadline for grad school.... ;p So good Luck.

  300. Re:Temp agencies suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Temp agencies suck, some of the jobs they call you for alot of very temporary, one time jobs, some ow which last as short as one day. The worst thing about working is getting adjusted to the other workers, learning the ropes, and with temp jobs it is horrible because of this. They call you with little notice, usually the day before. With temp agencies, you do not get paid from the employer, you have to drive to the temp agency to get your pay, and the temp agency takes some of your pay.

  301. Get Out Of Boston by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm graduating with a BSEE in a couple weeks from a Boston school. I already have a job that will be paying more than it sounds like you're making. It isn't in Boston or even in New England though. I'm going to be moving half way across the country for it. There might be jobs you may want to consider that are a little further away. If you really love MA that much you can always try to come back. Maybe you're already applying for jobs elsewhere but if not you should consider it.

  302. Bulleted list of what you've done by sseremeth · · Score: 1

    Of all the resumes I've seen lately, the best were those with bulleted lists of tasks/jobs performed with the skills listed.

    When you can look at a resume and immediately get a handle on a person's depth of knowledge of a subject - that's a good thing. Especially as the potential hire, you're promoting your ability to use the skills you claim to have. Examples might be:

    - Setup CVS repository and configured secure access for windows and linux clients over ssh

    - Configured and installed customized versions of RedHat AS 2.1 via kickstart over LAN

    Too many resumes are vague about depth of knowledge. You need to prove you aren't BS'ing about the skills you claim to have, even before you get invited for an interview.

  303. Re:Find the back door... market yourself different by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the one of only 2 intelligent postings to this topic, and truly the most intelligent posting of the day. The people invariably doing the hiring normally don't know crap about what they are hiring for - I don't care what they claim their background to be!

  304. Here's my take...stop crying and start working! by JoeKeegan123 · · Score: 1

    It's my experience that most people just CRYCRY CRY about how they aren't getting advanced, aren't getting raises, aren't getting exposed to the experience that would make them a superstar.

    WELL, it's ALSO my experience that once someone gets these opportunities, they are lazy about performing exceptionally. I have to tell you, advancement is predicated on PERFORMING EXCEPTIONALLY, UNLESS YOU KNOW SOMEONE. IF you know someone, then you can be as lazy as you want, and all of the crying that you can do usually gets you what you want. I know this sounds like a rant, but I'll elaborate.

    I started in IT with 3/4 of an associates degree in Liberal Arts and all of the experience that having your own Compaq Presario with a dial-up modem will give you. OR, NOT MUCH. But you know what? I broke that Presario a hundred different ways, added everything that you could to it, and I ended up knowing quite a bit about PCs.

    I got into the field as the lowest form of phone support that you could get. I made $13/hr and didn't get much of a raise for 2 years. Then I broke out by performing EXCEPTIOANALLY during one after hours project.

    Everything was going wrong, the project lead was pulling his hair out, and before you knew it, it was 2am and everyone had left. But I stuck around, we had the problem resolved by 4am, AND I was back at work at 9am to do my menial task. From that moment on, though, I was respected.

    And from that point in my career and on, I moved ever up the corporate ladder in IT. I went from phone support to helpdesk to helpdesk lead to Network Admin in less than 24 months...all because I had a hunger for doing and doing well.

    I emptied COUNTLESS VOLUMES of books into my head...I put myself through Novell school, self-educated myself with the NT4.0 and WIndows 2000 curriculum, and saw a direct increase in salary of about 65% over 2 years.

    And I never CRIED about how I wasn't getting a fair deal. A lot of people DID cry about my advancement, though...most of them were people that had put in the time but just didn't want to go that extra mile.

    I now own my OWN company that is an IT Outsource shop. We work on projects, maintenence, Disaster Recoveries, new rollouts of complete networks, you name it. I even have employees....and you know what? They cry about advancement too...but when it comes to performing, I'm still the one that's willing to stay all night to get that disaster recovery done, that Exchange server MUST be up for 9am when the users walk in. They want that raise, they want that experience, but they don't want to put the effort in that it takes to get there. It's just typical of most people today. They want everything as if it were OWED to them by someone.

    I never hated it....I love every aspect of it. So my advice to everyone reading this column is: LOVE IT. Treat it like you LOVE IT. Give it every ounce of effort IF you LOVE IT. In the end, it will end up loving you back, and you'll be a RAGING success. Oh, I also only finished my Associates Degree, never went for the whole BS thing....so I'm not sure that getting a degree is CS is exactly the thing. I don't know how much further I could have gone with it, but when I left and started working for myself, I was as Senior Engineer making in the high 70's. I hope this gives people some hope...and I hope it inspires you to work your ASS off to get what you want. Just my .02.

  305. Specialization is the fastest way to Unemployment by freejamesbrown · · Score: 1

    Seriously, if you pigeon hole yourself as the [BLAH] guy and in 5-10 years [BLAH] is only for legacy apps, you may likely find yourself without a job. Sure, that can vary. Some legacy skills can turn into a gold mine when no one wants to touch that technology with a ten foot pool and the company has too much invested in the existing code base to start over. But that's a niche market and most developers of [BLAH] will have to move on to [.BLAH] or [pBLAH] to survive as programmers.

    You could at that 5-10 point become a manager, but I know that's not always a very comfortable option.

    You have to constantly be playing with another technology that interests you. And often that means doing it in your free time. Work projects often are cemented in previous technologies depending on your situation.

    As a contractor, I have had to constantly be versed in new technologies. In fact, maybe someone could argue that THAT becomes your specialty over time. You have to know the languages being paid for which means being less of a master and more of a jack of all trades. Another thing to remember is that most languages solve a lot of the same problems in fairly similar ways. You can do Web, SOAP, XML, Graphics, Threading, Crypto, Network, SQL stuff in any of the languages we all love. Being a [BLAH] guru puts too much of your knowledge base in mindless details that might go away in 2 or 3 years when the next version comes out. Black box/Abstraction is supposed to help us. We shouldn't have to know the nastiest end details.

    Also remember that personal experience can count just as much as job experience. Get your nose out of the books and write software that you're interested in. Pick and project and prove that you actually DO have the skills on that resume. Put the project on your personal website. (Or link to it's code at sourceforge. Whatever works.) Putting your software out there let's them take a look at your work and that can go even further that certifications in impressing them if you've truly got skills. It also proves that you have a genuine interest in the work because you invest time in it as a hobby.

  306. Re:Find the back door... market yourself different by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 1
    Thanks for the positive response!

    Don't know if anyone's still reading this thread, but...

    Your one glimmer of hope is to go the consulting route. The distinct advantages are that the people hiring do know crap about what they are hiring for, and you will build a diverse skillset - in fact, it is in the best interest of your employer to make you as hirable as possible, and a good IT consulting firm will invest in YOU, giving you the training and real-world knowledge that you need. You also don't get caught up in the office politics of your clients. You are simply there to do a job.

    The downside to consulting is that when the economy sucks, the first people a business is going to cut are the consultants. And there's only so much time on the bench before your consulting firm has to let you go. But... a GOOD consulting company is still going to look for work for you even after they've laid you off, and try to hire you back when they find something for you.

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  307. Re: military certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I've known a couple of army guys who could kick the shit out of most radio "engineers", due to experience running field communication sites.

    I'm talking about the exams that get you advanced within your field of specialization. In the Army, it's called your MOS. In the Navy, it's called your "Rate." Advancement in any large bureaucracy requires:

    • Seniority (time spent at your existing level)
    • Recommendation of superior(s)

    The Military adds:

    • Technical Competency (as determined by score on a standardized test)

    And for higher ranks, they add:

    • Communications Skills (as determined by oral interview)

    Real experience in real-world situations are not required, though they may coincidentally appear.

    When I was in the Navy, our division was briefly run (yeah, right!) by a totally incompetent buffoon who had managed to reach E-6 without once stepping foot on a ship. But he had done his time, made friends in the right places, received high test scores, etc.

    I know another guy who received over forty different electronics certifications during his brief military career. But he can't fix a broken TV set. He can troubleshoot on paper, but always screws things up when he gets his hands on the actual equipment.

    I'd bet that even your army-guy friends would tell you that their advancement/certification and their technical ability were totally unrelated.

  308. Re:It's who you know, and NOT what you know by Golias · · Score: 1

    That's the edge that the military gives him. It's like the masons, or skull-and-bones, or a frat. You have a built-in network out there if you are wise enough to harness it.

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    Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

  309. Long skillsets by slim · · Score: 1

    "Learning more and more languages/technologies/protocols has merely resulted in a larger skill set on my resume, with pretty much the same level of experience, and no new interviews."

    If I was reading a resume and it had an enormous list of languages/protocols, I would be wary of a jack-of-all-trades, master-of-none.

    Employers know that if you know the principles of programming and engineering paradigms, then you'll have no problems picking up whatever languages they want you to learn.

    So, sure, mention mainstream skills such as C, Perl, Java, HTML, SQL. Don't bother listing Python, Ruby, Miranda, LISP, unless you happen to know that a prospective employer needs one of those. Just say "numerous other programming languages".

  310. I actually Prospered during the fall by Timmy+D+Programmer · · Score: 1

    Get a couple high level certs, and get a mountain of low level certs. Even Brainbench certs work nicely to simply prove you have those basic skills. In my case I specialized in Groupware projects. You'll find 2nd - 3rd world countries have fewer folks who specialize in that type of development due to the overhead in setting up a test environment. Hope that helps.

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    (If at first you don't succeed, do it different next time!)
  311. Start your own business by heroine · · Score: 1

    And not just become a contractor doing what you've been doing, but try producing something more substantial than what you've been doing. Then apply for higher level positions using what you've done on your own.

  312. B.S. degree in CS/Engineering crucial by BobRooney · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In today's competative job environment, being a specialist is the surest way not to get hired, especially in light of how rapidly software developement and IT continue to progress. Granted there are a few niche jobs for highly specialized professionals, but most job postings I see list required/desired skills that simply didn't exist, or were merely academic 5 years ago.

    In addition, I've learned more since getting my degree and working as a software engineer than I ever learned during my formal education. This leads me to the belief that pigeon-holing your self as a (Insert Language Here) Programmer is BAD BAD BAD. The first Language I learned was ADA 95, then Modula 3, C, C++, Java, SML, Perl. Since graduating in '01 I haven't used any of those languages except for C, while learning a slew of new ones on the job. I've picked up Powerbuilder, XML, php, VB and C# as required as well as MFC and DLL programming techniques.

    The process of acquiring programming skills in a new language was a painless process becuase a technical education is as much about learning HOW TO LEARN as anything else.

    Also, the single most overlooked IT skill is written/verbal communication. If you're the greatest programmer ever but write worse than your average 3rd grader you'll find yourself in that $10/hour tech support job.

    Writing a coherent, professional resume, cover letter, and correspondance are all pre-interview interviews. I've been in charge of some IT hiring in the past and when a piss poor resume came across my desk it was met with directional flatulance and a trip to the circular file. The content was virtually irrelevant. I should be able to read a resume and not still have major questions about an applicants skill sets or experience.

  313. Why is IT so special? by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    Why is offshoring computer-related jobs so much worse than any other jobs?

    What's happening now in IT happened to consumer electronics in the 1980s, autobuilding in the 70s and 80s, to steelmaking in the 50s and 60s, and so on, back through industial history. It's a consequence of free trade, once the skills and captital to produce something high-tech become available to less-developed economies, production migrates to take advantage of lower labor costs.

    Now, if you typed that post on a computer built from imported parts, or if you drive an imported car (that includes Fords and Chevies that are mostly built in Mexico), or own imported electronics then you have to ask yourself "What makes IT special?" Why should it be alright to listen to a Sony stereo (designed in Japan and built in Korea) and post to slashdot on a computer built in Honk Kong from Taiwanese parts, but unacceptable to buy software written in India?

    Free trade is good until it takes *your* job, then it's slavery?

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    1. Re:Why is IT so special? by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      ok valid point about the manufacturing plants. but i might add that all the types of jobs you listed above are assembly line work not requiring any real skill. Whats being off shored now are technically skilled jobs that people went to uni for and invested a lot of time and money to gain. what i'm building to here is it's not right for a company to simply fire that person in favour of a cheap indian. Move operations gradually as a result of retirments and voluntary dedunances. dont put people out in the cold or worse make them train their replacement. what do you retrain for at age 40 when you have a masters already? answer me that? I might add, unless you have had your head in the sand you wouldn't have noticed how poor the service is from these offshoring ventures. I'm not personally worried about since i know it will fail. just another flavour of the month

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  314. You only have two or three years - so save your mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is true, but if i were you, I'd try to save money and develop another skill because the days of network administration being a cash-producing cow for people in small companies are numbered.

    Adaptive, self-configuring systems are right around the corner. In a year or two, people will just plug the hardware together and it will configure, and even tweak, itself.

    Don't say you weren't warned!

  315. Re:Back To School - "PhD Level Research" by Muttley · · Score: 1

    I agree with most of what you have said, but I don't see how applying free market theory to universities, will solve the problem you outline?

    If Universities are to be run as economic units, then it is in their interest to offer low cost, high fee courses, for instance, law, which requires very few resources to teach, but charges high fees. Why are they going to run courses that require even more equipment, eg veterinary science or medicine? You could make those courses more expensive, as they have a higher earning potential, but then so does law.

    I think universities need to be stripped down - most subjects could take place at a technical institute. I'd love to see Law and Medicine be taught as a trade, but realistically the first thing that needs to change is society's placing of prestige upon those fields. If the study of philosophy, for example, was regarded as prestigious, even though low-paying, it would still attract high quality students.

    IMHO, Law and Medicine are trades - certainly medicine is mostly memorising symptomatic flow charts, ie if this, then this, then this, then this, and then experience having seen illnesses/ performed surgery. I think in theory it is the same as being an aviation mechanic or any form of repairer.

    M.

    [100% chance of troll mod I reckon)

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  316. To IT or not by LeighG · · Score: 1

    In response to your IT question, the only way to get paid more and stay with computers/networks is get out of configuring and installing and into designing. Be the guy that hires the IT folk. What do I mean by this? I mean learn. Forget certifications, there are a thousand other guys just like you that will, reluctantly, take the $13 and thus subvert your asking for $14. This is a no win situation. Go back to school and get a degree. Exactly what the degree is in doesn't matter. It only matters that you have a degree. So take MIS or CS or whatever suits you. Have fun with it. When you get out of school you'll be able to apply for the jobs that require a degree and therefore demand greater wages. Become an engineer. IMHO, starting a new business is too hard without a specific domain subset to focus on. So go to work for a company that does something similar what you really like. Learn the business. Over the long run you will either be promoted to higher pay (and headaches) or you'll discover that sweet spot you've been looking for and be able to develop a specific business plan that makes you rich. On your way to getting rich perhaps you'll discover that you can get more work done by paying $13/hr to some 12 year old to do what you used to do. Good luck. BTW, I started out as a Mac and network support guy. Today I'm a senior systems engineer for a large aerospace firm working to solve the worlds problems. Let me tell you, using a computer to help solve problems is a hell of a lot more fun that fixing one.

  317. Focus... by Avatar8 · · Score: 1
    or at least appear to focus.

    While it is great to have a broad background, employers do not care to see that when they are looking to fill a specific position. I personally have a strong background in programming several languages, but there is no way I'd ever be a programmer. However, my programming experience provides me with a logical way of thinking and I understand why an application or OS might have an error, thus I'm able to troubleshoot problems on servers, networks, desktop and just about anything else related to computers.

    Decide what you want to do and present yourself and your strongest skills in that area on your resume. Not sure what you want to do? Make multiple resumes each one focused on your different areas of expertise and present the appropriate one when applying for a job. I was a jack of all trades, too, but I finally settled into disaster recovery and network administration, and I'm finally in a focused job with a decent salary that I hope will be the rest of my career.

    Certification vs. degree? Degrees in IT are only valuable if you're looking towards management. Certifications do make a difference, but you need the experience to go with it. The paper alone will not land you the job you want, but it may get you in that job at a lower level, provide you the chance to get the experience, and allow you to work your way up.

    Let's say you aim for CCIE. Do you know anyone that has their CCIE and/or is working in a job dealing with network configuration? While you work on your certification, ask them if they'll help you along. If possible shadow them while they're configuring a router or designing a LAN or WAN. See if you can find side jobs supporting small businesses with networks. Any work you do and get paid for is considered experience.

    If I were re-starting my career right now, I'd aim for wireless technologies and security. Companies right now want wireless networks, but they also want them secure, unhackable and up 99.999%. I'm expecting soon there will be a certification in WLANs, if it doesn't exist already.

    I did well during the past year while the economy was struggling and technical jobs were still being laid off. I quit my 5 year job with CSC and found my current, much better job 4 weeks later. It is possible, but sometimes you have to take a leap of faith. Of course, I couldn't have a complete post if I didn't promote my favorite group, Toastmasters (http://www.toastmasters.org) In a TM club you can learn communication skills (listening and speaking), gain confidence, practice leadership (management) skills, and network with hundreds of other people in a variety of fields. Who knows, you might find a connection that could lead to your new career. Find a club near you on the website.

    Best of luck to you.

  318. Re:You only have two or three years - so save your by gothzilla · · Score: 1

    This might be true, but that only changes the kind of work that needs to be done. You still have to have someone administer the thing. You still need someone that can check security logs and look for strange things. You'll still need someone around that can help that clueless user that can't figure out how to log in.
    As we've seen with windows, as the systems get more powerful and do more things automatically, the problems that can come up grow and grow. Windows 3.1 was very easy to fix when something went wrong and was very easy to reinstall if you had to. The knowledge base of problems for win 3.1 is quite small compared to XP or server 2003.
    It's kind of like replacing auto assemblers with robots. Yeah those assemblers might be out of work, but you still need someone to service the robots. Just make sure your skill set stays current and you keep track of what needs to be done, as that is what changes the most.
    When I was working for one of those 3rd party support companies, most of the computers we worked on were win98 or dos and this was just 2 years ago. Businesses keep their old systems around for a very long time, especially in small towns. We even had a few clients that were still running their databases off of 486's.

  319. Re:Back To School - "PhD Level Research" by aeoo · · Score: 1

    Hardly anyone keeps their mod points that long. :)

    I never thought of Medicine as a trade, and it was an interesting way to see it. Admittedly, it is one very complex and very risky trade.

    I don't know what the ideal solution would be like. But anything that would make Universities more affordable (or free), and anything that would make take the rote boredom away from them, I'm all for it. When I was at a U. I wanted to participate in research and I asked about it. They told me I cannot, because I don't have a prerequisite class. Blah. I knew everything that the prerequisite class had to offer (heck, I helped people do homework for that class), and if not, then why not let me bump my own head on it, and let me quit on my own or let me learn it. I just hate artificial limits. Or homework. How much of it is just rote garbage? I mean, if you need to be skilled in applying integral transformations, you'll learn that skill as the need arises. What's the point of drilling ppl on doing these transformations quickly (as opposed to slowly) when you will forget them all anyway and never use them again in your field? Here I much prefer the Russian way to teach Mathematics. Russians focus on proofs and understanding and not on the speed and memory skills. There is a lot of rote exercise in Russian Math. too, but it shocked me that even at U. level no one learns proofs and no one learns how to construct their own proof! Shock! That's what Math is about. I guess grad students get to do it, but in Russia kids do it in 5th grade already.

    Education can be so much fun if done right. But it's plagued by professors who don't care (or openly hostile) about students, students who cheat and get away with it all the time (which lowers morale for honest students), endless beurocracy, and military type discipline where learning is best encourages by gameplay-like mentality. I want an environment where cheating is irrelevant, or where learning is so fun that no one even thinks to cheat. We learn best when we play, but many U.'s regiment of homework is like a whipping stick, all boring, all work, 100% chore and no learning or play is involved, but usually all memorization and other kinds of rote.

    I somewhat enjoyed my English and Philo homework in those rare cases where I had to think about something interesting. There is way too much garbage being studied in English. Who cares if it's considered 'classic' by some crusty old farts from 100 years ago? Is it interesting and relevant today? Why not let me discover it on my own and not shove it down my throat?

    I think it could be so much better, but unfortunately, I don't think there are any U.s or Colleges like what I envision. I've been to more than one, and I've heard accounts from many friends of the others, and my opinion is that they all suck, more or less, or if they don't suck, I can't afford it, or I can't get in perhaps (gotten in everywhere I applied last time). Oh well.

  320. you forgot one! by layingMantis · · Score: 1

    I hereby propose a brand NEW fancy sounding acronym - GEHHUH - what does it mean? I don't know but any aspiring IT guy should know it AND get certified.
    He should also know BLEH/SAYWHAT/BLIZM (regardless what proc)....

    Commenting code should also be kept to an absolute minimum.

    ~mantis

  321. Re:Back To School - "PhD Level Research" by Muttley · · Score: 1

    We learn best when we play, but many U.'s regiment of homework is like a whipping stick, all boring, all work, 100% chore and no learning or play is involved, but usually all memorization and other kinds of rote.

    Whilst I think this is prevalent everywhere, I think in particular it is a symptom of university in the US.

    My experience in the US was that there was weekly homework, and the whip was constantly cracked. Longer assignments, and self-pressure from the student was mostly absent [in undergraduate study].

    However, things are different in different countries, as you pointed out with Russian education. In UK/Aus/NZ there is a lot less emphasis on homework, more emphasis on exams, and perhaps 2-3 assignments in a semester. It's why nearly every american exchange student who comes to one of those countries can't believe no-one is forcing him/her to do work, so does almost nothing until the last minute. The other problem with the US system, is that it encourages students to believe there is always an answer if they just work hard enough, which may not necessarily be true.

    However, US students on the whole, after 4 years, have a far better grasp of the skills, and imho it's very hard to learn maths without having done a shitload of problems.

    There are certainly universities in the US where undergraduates construct proofs and learn proofs. In fact, I can't believe there are Tertiary mathematics courses that don't have some course in analysis/algebra that involves proof.

    There is way too much garbage being studied in English. Who cares if it's considered 'classic' by some crusty old farts from 100 years ago? Is it interesting and relevant today? Why not let me discover it on my own and not shove it down my throat?

    The thing is, if you choose to study a course on John Donne, then you have to expect them to shove John Donne down your throat. This is not a good example, but I guess the point of a well taught course is to show the inherent worth in the subject, and to arouse interest in the students. So if something appears useless and 100 years old, hopefully, if taught by a good prof, not by those, as you say "who don't care", then they should show you why the study of that 100 year old 'classic' is worthwhile.

    It is unfortunate you have had such a shit run of the college experience. All I can say is that even if you are at a shit institution, you get out what you put in. The research you wanted to do, but were told you didn't have the prerequisite, perhaps if you went back and put your case forward, like you did above, namely that you feel you have the necessary knowledge, and are willing to pay the financial and academic cost of failure, they hopefully would see reason and let you in.
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  322. I agree by dj_virto · · Score: 1

    People of our era like to be reductionist and imagine that all of these insanely complicated issues can reduce down to simplicities, like the employer/employee relationship you mention, or imaginary 'laws' like the invisible hand.

    In reality each interaction between people, and individual choices exist in a roiling sea of interconnectedness. The consequences for each choice, or for system wide impositions like guilds, government, common practice, etc are multifaceted and complex.

    So my question to the world is, when are we going to get over out 'vietnam complex' that expects failure from any attempt at social enginneering, while keeping faith in fantasy 'laws' that only seem to predict the world accurately less than half the time, and get down to the real work of at least trying to build a better world in everyone's interest?

    The Victorians had much less fear of doing this, and considering where they started and where they ended, they accomplished a fuckload more than the current era seems to be able to do.

    Whether is be through widespread collective grassroots activism, through focusing on the basics like getting philosophy education in public schools, or through forming something similar or different to unions, something needs to be done.

    Anytime you try, you win some and you lose some, but to give up and act like it's all beyond us as a society will surely get us all fucked in the ass sooner, or later.

  323. I don't know is an important answer by Gleef · · Score: 2, Informative

    "I don't know" is an important answer, if it is followed by a clear understandng of how to clear up the gap in knowledge and get things done.

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  324. on brilliant headhunters by Schwartzboy · · Score: 1

    I may have mentioned this in a post many months in the distant past, but I once spoke to a headhunter who asked "do you have any database development experience such as X?" I spent a minute or so explaining that I had done X, Y, Z, and $foo in environments such as Access (yes, I know, I'm doing penance for that), SQL Server, and MySQL. Her response?

    "Yes, but have you actually done any development?"

    Reminds me of a webcomic (Userfriendly? dunno) I read once where one of the guys tells a headhunter that he knows Word, Excel, PowerPoint, and Access, and the dude says "but you don't have any MS Office experience, do you? Hm, too bad, because we really need you to have that."

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