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  1. Borg creature on What Spore May Spawn · · Score: 1

    If someone creates a Borg creature that takes over the game, whatever fun it had will be gone. I'd guess some advertisers will buy the rights to such characters, so that Pepsi will eat all your spores, but not long after, Coke will eat all those, etc.

  2. Re:Categories, duh on Search 2.0 vs. Traditional Search · · Score: 1

    Search for "bush" on clusty. The vast majority of the top 15-20 clusters are bush the president. Those should all be one, that's what i'm saying.

  3. this just in: sarcophagus is solid fucking gold on Pharaoh's Gem Brighter Than a Thousand Suns · · Score: 5, Funny

    It turns out that while Tut's sarcophagus initially appeared to be ordinary gold, it is in fact solid fucking gold. "Yeah, I couldn't believe it", Dr. Packenwood said, "but when we finished running all the scientific experiments on the coffin, it turned out to be 200 lbs of solid fucking gold!"

  4. Re:Compaq, huh? on Fedora's New Test Lead Plans Changes · · Score: 1

    Well, they did kinda reverse engineer certain IBM PC chips from scratch, spawning the entire PC clone industry.

  5. Categories, duh on Search 2.0 vs. Traditional Search · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No one seems to figure out that the next generation search engine will have to get specific first(patent pending), otherwise how does "bush" know where to go in the search results? It ought to show me a page in between results that says, which "bush" are you searching for? and then has 1 sample result from each "bush" related result group(patent pending). Oh, one other thing -- patent pending.

  6. Guess which tool isn't accessible on Microsoft Acquires Winternals and Sysinternals · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.winternals.com/products/repairandrecove ry/locksmith.asp

    what a surprise... Microsoft takes down the locksmith. Anyone have it for me?
    Thanks

  7. And in other news later today... on Apple to Announce iTunes Movie Rentals? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pirates announce a hack you can download from some website that turns off whatever that flag is, the studios go berserk as millions of copies of movies circulate from ipods onto some movie-napster-like site, and we start the whole music-anti-piracy rigamarole again but with ipod movies. Will no one ever learn?

  8. high level vs. low level 101 on High-level Languages and Speed · · Score: 1, Informative

    The criteria for a high-level language are: 1) you aren't allowed to do direct memory register manipulations (i.e. cant run of the end of an array into other areas), and 2) you are interpreted. Either of these can qualify a language as high-level. C has direct memory register manipulation and it is not interpreted, therefore it cannot be a high-level language.

  9. what cha gonna do, throw a chair? on Microsoft COO Warns Google Away From Corp Search · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess there'll be Microsoft guys with chairs waiting to "totally kill" Google as their servers come into a corp search environment. Or maybe MSN Corporate, Chair Throwing Edition will clobber the server itself virtually by blocking anything from *.google.gom, silently of course. /joke

  10. And what a fitting tribute on World Firefox Day · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because we know how many people will read through that to find your name... one... you! Anyhow, I think I'll refer tons of people just to get a really large font mention in the source, maybe I can get every other line even. Of course, I'd prefer to have all the variables named after me, carmen electra, and awesome. Awesome = me * carmen electra. That would be sweet!

  11. game connotates the frame of reference on When Will Games Disturb Us? · · Score: 0

    If it's a game, there's an implied sense of humor about the content. You can have hitler chopping up baby bunnies and if its supposed to be a game, it becomes funny no matter how ridiculously bad taste it is.

  12. US map? on Geographic Mapping of Emotions · · Score: 2, Funny

    My first impression of that headline is a huge map of the US with smiley faces everywhere but here!

  13. super-fine electron microscope on The Sharpest Object Ever Made · · Score: 1

    Now that we can use these to apparently make a super-hi-fi electron microscope, maybe we can use them in the electron guns of TV's and create super Xtreme HD! I for one welcome our potentially ever-changing HD format overlords.

  14. stalling costs court money also on Microsoft Hit With 280m Euro Fine · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that for M$ to stall costs them money in legal fees, etc. as well. It is a very slow bleed, but enough drains like this and they will be in trouble. A 200+ million dollar antitrust type fine definitely is difficult to explain away to shareholders!

  15. This just in: Asian hackers give M$ a look... on Hack in the Box Meets Windows Vista · · Score: 4, Funny

    This announcement followed shortly by a conference in which Asian hackers give Microsoft a look at the new hacked Vista. Good job everyone! Why not just hand them a DVD master of Pirates of the Carribean 2, and a stack of blanks, and say, "this DVD is copy-proof." Sure it is.

  16. Re:NEWSFLASH on Open Source In the National Interest · · Score: 1

    Awesome, they all dress in Diesel? Oh wait, never mind.

  17. 180 billion to reimplement for vista? on Microsoft Hoping for Vista in January · · Score: 1

    So by saying that 3rd parties are spending 20x9 billion, Mr. Gates tells us all that reimplementing for Vista will cost us 180 billion dollars... Ouch!

  18. Re:PLEASE DO NOT DOWNLOAD THESE BUILDS on Firefox 2.0 'Beta Candidate 1' Released · · Score: 1

    My password is a rot-13 of the Gettysburg address, it takes me 3 days straight just to login! ba da boom. In reality, it's more of a sign of how long ago I created my /. account -- at the time, I wanted a name that I could type fast with 2 fingers.

    Thanks, and don't forget to Vote for me for President of the Internet.

  19. Re:PLEASE DO NOT DOWNLOAD THESE BUILDS on Firefox 2.0 'Beta Candidate 1' Released · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Considering how bad things can be, even when it's something you're supposed to download, I will definitely be NOT downloading these builds. I don't want to reboot and find out that firefox super-special beta ate my hard drive or some crap. Of course, I'd prefer a beta screenshot demo or something that we really can look at more than use, so it doesn't screw up my machine but I can still see what progress is being made.

  20. all marketing, no game on The Short Memory of Game Design · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's worst is to polish a crap game with a marketing assault. Mario could have been announced with a 3x5 card mailed to my sister's pet dog and it still would be a sweet game. A huge animation for a crappy game in times square just makes that company look desperate and deceitful. How many super-rendered game commercials have you seen that literally show no gameplay whatsoever? Just show the damned game, if you're ashamed of it maybe you shouldn't release it!

  21. Does anyone have more info? on SEC Launches Take-Two Investigation · · Score: 5, Funny

    The "article" doesn't say hardly anything about what the news is. Does anyone have a link with some details, like what kinda stock-granting issues are alleged? I initially felt bad for doodling on my Take-Two stock certificates, but they're probably worth more as artwork now...

  22. shocking: you can see turbulence on Van Gogh Painted Turbulence · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Here's a shocker: Van Gogh saw leaves blowing in the wind, the wind patterns on the surface of the water, and a myriad of other things that are visual cues to what turbulence looks like. Combine all those together with his incredible painting talent, and surprise! He manages to paint something like what the air was actually doing. Oh, and he may have actually seen some colors in the air through sensory blending (drugs plus being a bit crazy).

  23. it's really a 1 step process on Smart Software Development on Impossible Schedules · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1. Stop agreeing to customer deadlines before asking the engineers how long it's going to take/if it's possible.

    I've had many, many instances where someone asked me how long something would take, and I told them that there's really no good way to do what they're talking about so at least a month or two. It was only after this that I was told that they had already agreed to 2-3 weeks, so I'd better "figure out a way". But what if there is no way? It's not like 9 women can have a baby in 1 month, you know.

  24. is virtualizing transformative? on Major League Baseball In Second Life · · Score: 1

    Could you take something like this, or perhaps the Super Bowl(tm), and virtualize the game, and then rebroadcast it, because your work is transformative enough that it's not considered copyright infringement?

  25. Re:wow, just wow. on Western Union Blocking Money Transfers to Arabs · · Score: 1

    Interestingly, one was from Kuwait and spoke almost no english, the other was Kuwait/English bilingual. This was before the Gulf War.