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  1. Can you imagine... on Windows 7 Touchscreen Details Emerging · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...how much of a flop the iPhone would be if it had the same operational statistics?

    Can we face facts now as to MS's rudimentary implementations in regards to touch tech will never be more than a high school science project? Huh...please?

    Their efforts are nothing more than routine fluff to scam investors. C'mon...let's get real and let's all let MS know so they can get off the stage already.

  2. Geeze on Windows 7 Touchscreen Details Emerging · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You'd think that with that 'big ass table' they've been so proudly parading around they'd have this figured out.

    I mean, letting everyone think it was a touch screen, when in reality it uses several cameras down below the glass to track motion - you'd hope they'd get it right when it came to something that actually utilized touch...why are we not surprised to learn they've stuffed this up.

  3. What potential buyer would make for a good parent on Red Hat — Stand Alone Or Get Bought? · · Score: 0

    Red Flag Linux....the PRC, of course.

  4. > "Microsoft is opposing an industry plan, the Open Cloud Manifesto..."

    And in the traditional effort to cover butts, B. Gates, in attendance at Davos, participated in celebrating OC startups that are working to bring OC to fruition. As one attendee stated "You have to be open to having your data shared..." - and we know this automatically rules out MS, so until or unless MS doesn't see Google-backed OC as a threat, we can expect statements against it from MS proper to surface in the press.

  5. Uh huh... on Huge Supernova Baffles Scientists · · Score: 3, Funny

    > '...Baffles Scientists'

    And we all know just how difficult that can be to accomplish these days.

  6. Re:in other movies.. on Pwn2Own 2009 Winner Charlie Miller Interviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    we don't talk about robot overlords

    --
    Ya, know.... I thought about that. Then I thought...what if they know what I'm thinking?!!

    So then, naturally, I didn't think about that. Showed them!

  7. In other news... on Pwn2Own 2009 Winner Charlie Miller Interviewed · · Score: 0, Troll

    > Users are at the mercy of the products they buy

    Terminator the movie...1984 - Kyle Reese: "Pain can be controlled - you just disconnect it."

  8. Re:Obama Policies Will Bankrupt the USA Tsarkon Re on Max Payne 3 Announced For Next Winter · · Score: 1

    ACs can mod themselves right up... And ./ thought they had all those loop holes plugged :)

  9. I'm guessing on Max Payne 3 Announced For Next Winter · · Score: 1

    >"...and witness his last chance for salvation."

    MP 3 is just a working title, and the release title will be something along the lines of "Max Payne 3: Salvation"...?

    Otherwise, #3 would be the end of the series, right? At least until the next time the franchise flatlines, of course.

  10. Re:Get the tartar sauce... on Robot Fish To Hunt Down Pollution · · Score: 1

    ...our new chemically sensitive, lifelike appearing and swimming behavioral appropriate robotic aquatic overlords.

    For near $30k each, they'd better school, shoal and spawn like real fish as well.

  11. In Russia... on Report Links Russian Intelligence Agencies To Cyber Attacks · · Score: 2, Funny

    You don't connect the dots...

    The dots connect you.

  12. What a relief... on Amazon Uses DMCA To Restrict Ebook Purchases · · Score: 1

    Good thing this one didn't involve any numbers - saved T from another embarrassing user-prodded edit.

  13. Re:In other news on Satellite Debris Forces ISS Crew Into Rescue Craft · · Score: 1

    > "Update: 03/12 18:42 GMT by T : The original story incorrectly said the ISS had 18 crew members. Luckily for the three in the Soyuz, that was a mistake."

    Hey, T, the three already in the Soyuz would be protected, right? Regardless of how many more there may or may not have been... They don't need luck.

    Makes no sense ya mah'rune.

  14. In other news on Satellite Debris Forces ISS Crew Into Rescue Craft · · Score: 4, Funny

    .... slashdope editors were hit in the head with falling space debris today, further complicating their inability to detect sloppy facts.

    This has not impacted their availability and readers are cautioned to continue questioning anything masquerading as fact.

  15. FACE it.... on Suspect Freed After Exposing Cop's Facebook Status · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...that was one guy he never should have had BOOKed.

  16. Re:Skittish on Discovery Launch a No-Go, Again · · Score: 1

    Kidding, right?

    ...'hydrogen leak' is always the cover story for things such as flaky paint.

    If nothing else, it follows Scotty's rule (padding his stated times needed for repairs by a factor of four), so you look the pro when you yet again beat the estimate.

  17. Old news on Chimp Found Plotting Against Zoo Guests · · Score: 1

    > "...researchers observe Chimp drinking water in preparation to spit on humans lurking just outside cage."

    C'mon - anyone visiting a zoo has had opportunity to observe such behavior...how is a monkey's ammo bunker such a surprise.

  18. Re:Justice on Kremlin-Backed Nashi Admits Cyberattacking Estonia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You've obviously never heard of anyone admitting guilt whilst having a loaded Kalashnikov pointed at the back of their head...

  19. Seems to me, then.... on Timetable App Developer Gets Nastygram From Transit Sydney · · Score: 1

    That would put anyone who took a picture of any display in any Sidney train depot that showed any time schedule - on the wrong side of the law as well...pffttt....

  20. Don't expect too much early stuff on Beatles Rock Band Game Coming In September · · Score: 1

    FTFA: "Giles Martin, co-producer of The Beatles LOVE album project (2006), is providing his expertise and serving as Music Producer for the game..."

  21. Re:so just quit on Uproar Over Netflix's New Instant Viewer · · Score: 1

    1% is not exactly a controlling share.

    Didn't say it was. Doesn't need to be, either. Not when you're sitting on more money than God and the other party knows it. That small publicly noted percentage is just to keep things legal enough until a trend takes shape and phase II is drawn up.

    Note that figures as high as an additional 9% have surfaced since the original 'announcement' and I wouldn't be surprised if a carrot (along with a large club behind the back) is hanging in the air 24/7.

  22. Re:so just quit on Uproar Over Netflix's New Instant Viewer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    >"This could be a public relations disaster in the making for Netflix."

    >"...consumers taking their money elsewhere does everything."

    I'm sure there are 'investments' in place by MS that will ease any pain in the short term.

    Reed Hastings, Netflix founder and CEO, holds a seat on Microsoft's board. Microsoft purchased, (purely for investment reasons) 1% of Netflix stocks. Netflix will do what MS wants.

  23. Re:Not enough money. on NASA Funding Boost, But No Shuttle Extension in Obama Budget · · Score: 1

    > "Anyone suggesting extending the shuttle program is advocating extending a clearly unsafe and inefficient program."

    Anyone suggesting extending NASA is advocating extending a clearly unsafe and inefficient agency.

  24. Re:Who says.. on Microsoft's Augmented Reality, Video Photosynth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > "The visual processing algorithms they've developed..."

    Not hardly. Please don't do that - don't start another MS myth.

    Algotithms such as these have been in existence since at least 2002 when 'Augmented Reality' (and display hardware) surfaced at domestic universities. The phrase was originated by Jaron Lanier, the founder of VPL Research - a respected outfit which was started in a Palo Alto cottage; 1984.

  25. Re:Actual complaint: on Has Microsoft's Patent War Against Linux Begun? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > I'm guessing MSFT is just hoping to force a settlement, so that they can then use it as a cudgel...

    MSFT is looking for the FUD quotient. Apparently, from their perspective, anything they can do towards casting doubt on OSS is a good thing.