Slashdot Mirror


User: Lord_Slepnir

Lord_Slepnir's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
748
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 748

  1. Re:Yup on City-Sized Asteroid to Pass Earth This Fall · · Score: 4, Funny

    THey're not extinct, they're just hiding behind your funiture.

  2. Re:Humans in space is just PR on Going Back to the Moon and Mars · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It's not just PR:
    1. by putting humans into space, by setting up space colonies, you can advance mankind.
    2. Eventually we'll need more room and more resources, and other planets in the solar system are just the place to get them.
    3. If I recall correctly, one of the greatest benefits of the moon landings was the spin-off technology we gained from developing a system to get us to the moon and back.
    4. If something ever happens to this rock we're on, human kind is finished. If we can get off this rock and spread mankind throughout the universe, so much the better for us.
  3. Re:I'm going to rent a bunch of these on Infected PCs for Rent · · Score: 5, Funny

    you mean in under 8 hours???

  4. Re:Approval from the USER??!! on NYS Senator Suggests Criminalizing Spyware · · Score: 1

    Dude, if you just got shot in the head, the last thing you have to worry about is someone installing spyware on your computer. Trust me here

  5. First Rule of Job offers on Reasonable Salary for Entry Level Programmers? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The first rule of job offers is that you never accept the first offer a company gives you. That amount is what they hope they can get away with paying you. If you think that they are serious about hiring you, then ask for a bit more.

  6. Re:Choice Quote on MPAA Infiltrating Campus Nets with Software · · Score: 1

    The good news is that I RTFAed. The bad news is that I read the wrong one.

  7. Choice Quote on MPAA Infiltrating Campus Nets with Software · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    "Our fans have been eagerly awaiting every morsel of `Episode III' as we divulge it. We're giving it to them piece by piece."

    Translation: We have our cash cows ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HFans by the balls, and we're going to build up as much hype about this film until its released as we possibly can.

  8. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... on Giving Up Passwords For Chocolate · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In a corporate environment, there's an easy solution. If the user gives out his password, you should probally lock down their account for a few days while you investigate their account. If it's a repeat offender, you should format their drive to be on the safe side. And erase all backups because you never know what an attacker might have put on the system.

    Same goes for people who open virus e-mails. For some reason, after I help people, they tend to stop doing stupid crap like that on my network. I guess they finally realized the error in their ways (And making them re-do 5 months worth of work seems to be a good enough incentive)

  9. Re:Microsoft will come out with it's own version on C, Objective-C, C++... D! Future Or failure? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heck, I got enough of a kick out of Visual C (VC). Made me want to listen to acid rock and hunt Charlie.

  10. Re:Have to wonder on SimChurch · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now I have this image of the Church of Linux.

    We'd start the service by singing "Descramble", take a reading from the book of Linus, a preacher would then preach about the evils of using Windows and how all those who used it would be thrown into the pit of Blue Screens at the day of reconing. The preacher will then bless the holy chips and sacred Jolt cola (for those are the substances the Linus lived off of during the 40 days and nights that he wrote the kernel), and we'd have a kind of communion. The preacher would finish up by passing around a hat, within it being peices of paper with the Church's PayPal ID.

  11. Park Bench??? on Take Me Home, I'm Drunk · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you wake up on a Park Bench? What kind of lame school did you go to? It's not even a night out unless you're either in de-tox, a cell, or in bed with something really scary looking.

  12. The problem with TOEE... on The Trouble With Using D&D Rules In Videogames? · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The problem with Temple of Elemental Evil is that they have yet to release a patch to fix the 'boring'.

    seriously, though. It's a great engine. I love how you can either roll characters or do the good old point buy. What I dont' like is that the story line is terrible.

    On the other side of the coin in NWN. It's a dated game engine for sure, the mechanics are an edition ago, but on the other hand, the story line in the single player is absolutly awesome. The second expansion, Hordes of Underdark, is probally the best game experience that I've ever had in my life. The characters (Aribeth especially) were very well done. The main enemy, Mephostopheles, was actually scary. No angst-filled BS like a lot of other games. None of that 'he was a good person gone bad' crap. He was just plain evil.

  13. Re:Surprise, surprise. on The Web Won't Topple Tyranny · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't be so quick to discredit those. Those things all had large effects, just not outright revolutions. Without the printing press, Martin Luther wouldnt' have been able to reach as wide of an audience, and the reformation would have died before it could get off the ground. As another poster pointed out, the television brought the horror of the Vietnam conflict to the homes of the American people and was the reason why it was so widely opposed after a few years.

  14. Not the sharpest tool in the shed... on SCO Aims For The Feds · · Score: 1
    Ok, you have a government that is today celebrating the anneversary of its unilateral invasion of another country, has withdrawn from nuclear test ban treaties, and has been known to violate the bill of rights. So Darl decides to go ahead and start picking on the internal security agency of that government.

    at least I won't be near Utah when a nuke from Navada 'accidently' wanders off course and turns the whole place into a parking lot.

  15. This is a nice change of pace on US Government Upgrades RAM · · Score: 5, Funny

    After weeks of seeing overblown headlines on slashdot (IE, Bill Gates runs over a squirel on the way to work, headline reads "Bill Gates Murders Animals as part of his Job!!!"), it's good to see one that is, well, underblown. 2.5TB is a bit more than a 'RAM upgrade'

  16. Re:Make me feel good... on Manufacturing 1 PC Takes 1.8 Tons Of Raw Material · · Score: 1
    1) It will take the UN about 5 years to get its stuff together and release regulations on the rate at which computers can be manufactured.

    2) Everyone will ignore the UN and life will continue as normal.

  17. *sigh* on Astronauts Attach Mannequin to Outside of ISS · · Score: 4, Funny
    If sci-fi films from the 70s and 80s haven't taught us anything, its that you shouldn't expose real human bones covered in anything to radation.

    Unless the real reason is to create space zombies for the purposes of space exploration. Think about it: no need to pack along food, no need to pack along oxygen...perfect for GW Bush's planned invasion of Mars.

  18. Re:The sky is falling on MS and Sendmail work together on Spam Solution · · Score: 3, Funny
    We have Microsoft being involved in an open source project, but we still need three more horsemen of the apocalypse

    1) Ashcroft announcing "Maybe taking away people's freedom isn't the way to protect it"

    2) Linus Trovolds accepting a position at Microsoft "Screw this hippie OSS shit" he was quoted as saying

    3) France wins a war (without American help and without being led by a non-frenchman)

  19. Re:applet on Do-It-Yourself Electronic Enigma Machine · · Score: 3, Funny

    They did, however the Nazis took a much harsher point of view on NullPointerException errors, and there were few that survived the war. In 1961 the new German government recognized the suffering they caused the NullPointerExceptions, and establised the free state of Javaoinia as a place to house the survivors. However, they accidently encroached on the territory owned by the SegFault republic, and the area is a hot bed for violent activity.

  20. Re:Global Stabality is a pain in the ass anyway on U.S. Air Force Plans for War In Space · · Score: 1

    40% insightful, 40% flamebait. I should have used the sarcasm tags on this one.

  21. Global Stabality is a pain in the ass anyway on U.S. Air Force Plans for War In Space · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Bush is doing the right thing. I mean, global stability may be safe, but

    1) it just isn't as much fun as WWIII.
    2) It's a pain in the ass. When an area is unstable, it's easy to justify a unilateral invasion. When it's stable, you have to spend a lot of time and effort to cook up a story about WMD.

  22. Simpson's quote on U.S. Air Force Plans for War In Space · · Score: 5, Funny

    The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots.

  23. Re:A Twist on Chandra Sees Black Hole Rip Star Apart · · Score: 1

    You forgot to add "In soviet russia" before that.

  24. A new insult... on Three Vulnerabilities Discovered in Real Player · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Your band's so bad that their voices hack real player"

  25. Re:Ok fuck it on Armoring Spam Against Anti-Spam Filters · · Score: 1

    No we won't. Canada has no oil