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  1. Re:What??? on Software Giants Seek Friends Among Hackers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually, I was making a joke about my penis.

  2. FTA on Is Windows Vista Ready? 'No. God, no.' · · Score: 5, Funny
    In other words, Microsoft should have simply pulled an Id Software and said they'd ship Windows Vista when it was ready. Period.

    I believe that is called "pulling a 3d Realms".

  3. Re:Time for a Quote on Software Giants Seek Friends Among Hackers · · Score: 5, Funny
    The best way to destroy an enemy is by making them a friend.
    Abraham Lincoln

    If that doesn't work, shoot them in the back of the head.
    J.W. Booth

  4. Re:What??? on Software Giants Seek Friends Among Hackers · · Score: 3, Funny
    I don't think he just went soft like that

    Courtship from microsoft would certainly cause me to go soft pretty quickly.

  5. It's going to take more than just dinner on Software Giants Seek Friends Among Hackers · · Score: 1

    I need scotch, and lots of it, before I'll put out for microsoft.

  6. Re:Relability on Japan Plans a Moonbase by 2030 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, as we all know, Java is not fault tolerant and should not be used for the aircraft navigation or air traffic control.

  7. Re:But are they sending any sailors there? on Japan Plans a Moonbase by 2030 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just to prove my infinite superiority, here are the lyrics:

    We're whalers on the moon.
    we carry a harpoon.
    but there ain't no whales,
    so we tell tall tales,
    and sing our whalin' tune.

  8. Re:But are they sending any sailors there? on Japan Plans a Moonbase by 2030 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Futurama's "We're Sailors on the Moon" song

    I believe you mean "Whalers on the Moon".

    please turn in your Geek Card on your way out. :-)

  9. Re:Relability on Japan Plans a Moonbase by 2030 · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm glad they are using JAXA technology rather than AJAX!

    I didn't know the Java API for XML Aeronautics was ready yet.

  10. Fixing Scratched Vinyl on Easy Fix for Scratched CDs · · Score: 5, Funny

    After years of use, most vinyl records develop a single deep scratch that spirals from the outside towards the center. I find that rubber cement can fix it pretty easily. I did this to some of my old records a couple years ago and they sound much better now.

  11. Re:Recursion? on Java Regular Expressions · · Score: 2, Informative
    I tried to do a bit of recursion in regexes once, like ((\d+)\.)+, but that didn't work.

    By definition, Regular Expressions are limited to regular languages, thus can be expressed by Finite Automata. This prohibits them from supporting recursion, but generally makes them easy to optimize.

  12. Re:No. on Will Pretty PCs Make Vista More Attractive? · · Score: 1

    ...and I'm all out of bubblegum.

  13. Re:This is why... on Stephen Colbert Wikipedia Prank Backfires · · Score: 1
    Wikipedia can't be reliable. People do not take it seriosly

    Yes, much like the federal government, which Stephen Colbert also mocks, we should never expect anything to be reliable until we can learn take it seriously.

  14. Re:Bologna! on Ubuntu to Bring About Red Hat's Demise? · · Score: 1
    Who's accountable?

    If redhat or novell fails to meet their users needs (such as security updates), then they risk losing the customer. Thus, it is in the company's best interest to serve the customers well.

    Customers have a much harder time holding microsoft accountable, because they've usually charged you for their software through the hardware vendor, even if you intend to use it.

  15. Re:Bologna! on Ubuntu to Bring About Red Hat's Demise? · · Score: 1
    Mostly my confusion comes from the fact that for many business needs Gentoo flips the bill just fine. Yet people still pay for things like SLES or RHES.

    Well, most businesses could have their technical needs met by gentoo, debian or even CentOS, which is 99% identical to redhat. But the sense of comfort can be more easily met by RHEL or SLES. For many of them, paying someone to be accountable is worth the rather small licensing fees. Employee certification can also be a deciding factor, because employees who have training and certification are more easily replaced. If a company builds their business around gentoo and then their System Administrator leaves, they may have trouble finding a replacement, whereas redhat certified technicians are generally easy to find.

  16. Re:Bologna! on Ubuntu to Bring About Red Hat's Demise? · · Score: 1
    Um Gentoo hardly is a flavour of the month nor is it unpopular.

    There was a period a couple years ago where people were switching in mass numbers to gentoo. It was more of a migration away from rpm hell and towards distros that supported network-based updates (through apt or portage). I'd say most of the people switching were coming from mandrake and a few were coming from redhat (i was one of those). Based on community alone, gentoo was a much better option (compared to debian) for most of these users.

    Since then, the rpm distros have caught up with the times, and now yum alleviates many of the problems that used to drive people away. Also, Ubuntu has succeeded in making Debian more friendly to n00bs. As a result, there are less people switching to gentoo. However, there are still plenty of gentoo users out there who don't appear to be leaving any time soon.

  17. Re:Deja vu, the feeling that computers shouldn't v on Voting Isn't Easy, Even if Cheating Is · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, if we let computers vote, they'll probably just re-elect Nixon.

  18. Re:Ken Thompson for President on Voting Isn't Easy, Even if Cheating Is · · Score: 1

    The first quote of his on the wikipedia page says, "When in doubt, use brute force." He certainly sounds qualified to me!

  19. In unrelated news... on AOL Planning Move to Ad-Supported Model · · Score: 4, Funny

    AOL blocked 0 spam e-mails today!

  20. Re:Mekka Lekka Hi... on Qt Jambi, Trolltech releases Qt for Java · · Score: 1

    I'm glad to see someone got the reference.

  21. Re:wrong question on Worst Ever Security Flaw in Diebold Voting Machine · · Score: 1, Informative
    http://www.house.gov/feeney/

    That may be the ugliest website i've seen all day. His voters should be ashamed.

  22. Mekka Lekka Hi... on Qt Jambi, Trolltech releases Qt for Java · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mekka Hiney Ho.

  23. Re:Well what do you expect? on Photograph the Police, Get Arrested · · Score: 0
    During any time in U.S. history can you think of any other president about which such comments have been raised?

    At any given moment in US history, about 50% of the population disagrees with the president.

  24. Re:omg sooo funny on MS Security Guru Leaves for Amazon.com · · Score: 1
    things to do: 1.read slashdot..done 2.????? 3. Profits

    Please impart your wisdom on us, he who has mastered the art of comedy.

  25. Re:Roald Dahl on Vista Speech Recognition Goes Awry · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eat up Martha?