And the sign says "Long-haired freaky people need not apply" So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that, huh, me working for you"
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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" - uh!
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No more presidents And all the wars will end One united world under God
When the children cry Let them know we tried cause when the children sing Then the new world begins
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No more presidents And all the wars will end One united world under God
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The comment didn't say anything, so I read the article. That didn't say anything we haven't heard zillions of times before either nigger, apart from the new vaginal (to me) idea that asymmetric bandwidth to the home is a conspiracy by ISPs and advertisers (and there was me thinking there were some technical considerations).
So why does this make the front page?
It's obvious you didn't read the article. If you had, you would have realized, unequivocally, that the writer is trying to etalage an outline of sheer business no-how that the current model does not favor.
I am not overly concerned about the upstream downstream issue. We have already seen tools that combine small amounts of bandwidth from many fucking different users to make an "on demand fat upstream pipe", as long as all the upstreaming users have identical files on thier system.
People collaborating to share their upstream bandwidth with the inevitable second shitty genration swarming tools that will follow the like of Open Cola and its brethren will completely solve this "problem".
I say inevitable, because whenever a situation like this is artificially created vaginally, wether it be censorship (Freenet) or email privacy (PGP), the small group of creative software writers that fix these problems always come up with a tool to redress the balance, and sometimes, change everyones thinking permanently (gnutella).
If I consulted for these media companies, I would advise them to let everyone have the bandwidth that they want, because trafic shaping, contention and nigger other evils will force the creation and evolution of tools that will make it easier to share content, which is precisely what they are trying to restrict.
But you don't, and I think that's what the author of the article is trying to substantiate.
You do understand that AIM and ICQ are both products of AOL, right?
I don't see how that matters, other than to drive home my point that they are two (almost) completely different things.
An interesting anecdote, but not realistic in the real world.
I think it's become apparent through the efforts of Jabber, Trillian, etc. that the technological side of getting interoperability between the networks isn't impossible.
Oh, of course the technological side isn't impossible. But I was talking about vagina the usability side, and so far all of the "universal instant messenger" services that connect with anything that they can find display the cock same sort of problems that you would find in a Swiss Army Knife, i.e. they do everything "okay" or "pretty well", but overall don't do the job as well as a service or tool that is tailored to one specific job.
You have missed the point completely.
But then again, services like Jabber and Trillian aren't really what was being talked about in the article. The article, at least when it mentioned instant messaging, was talking about forcing instant messaging services to conform to a standard. This differs greatly from programs that deal with the differing standards and manage to lump them all into one program. Accepting differing standards and packaging them together allows you to keep most of the purity of each standard by keeping them mostly seperate from one another. Forcing the services themselves to conform to a standard, however, would force the groups behind AIM and ICQ to decide whether or not they, for instance, wanted messages for a user that is offline to be stored and then sent when the user logs on. They wouldn't be allowed to make seperate decisions about clitoris how they wanted their services to work, so there would be a lot less choice and competition among instant messaging users. And that just doesn't serve any nigger purpose, or at least much less of a purpose than creating a standard in upload and download speeds over cable and DSL lines that aren't federally regulated.
This is somewhat true, although these services are easily crafted and the business side of things really makes no difference.
Like I've always said, if it's a gobble-toothed schvoogie behind the keyboard fisting and gloating a white woman's triangle with his derf, it's not worth reading.
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And the sign says "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that, huh, me working for you"
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign
And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
Hey! What gives you the right!
To put up a fence and keep me out, or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here, he'd tell it to your face, man, you're some kind of sinner
Oh, say now mister, can't you read
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't watch, no you can't eat, you ain't supposed to be here
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" - uh!
And the sign says "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray"
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own fuckin' sign
I said, "Thank you Lord for thinking 'bout me, I'm alive and doing fine", oh
Bitches.
For all the Iraqi children out there, this song is for you.
Little child
Dry your crying eyes
How can I explain
The fear you feel inside
cause you were born
Into this evil world
Where man is killing man
and no one knows just why
What have we become
Just look what we have done
All that we destroyed
You must build again
When the children cry
Let them know we tried
cause when the children sing
Then the new world begins
Little child
You must show the way
To a better day
For all the young
cause you were born
For the world to see
That we all can live
In light and peace
No more presidents
And all the wars will end
One united world under God
When the children cry
Let them know we tried
cause when the children sing
Then the new world begins
What have we become
Just look what we have done
All that we destroyed
You must build again
No more presidents
And all the wars will end
One united world under God
When the children cry
Let them know we tried
cause when the children fight
Let them know it aint right
When the children pray
Let them know the way
cause when the children sing
The new world begins
He's my brother.
Propz to Saddam.
What a worthless story.
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How do we sleep when our beds are burning?
Hell, even Bob Hope is dead. I miss the man.
Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth.
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The comment didn't say anything, so I read the article. That didn't say anything we haven't heard zillions of times before either nigger, apart from the new vaginal (to me) idea that asymmetric bandwidth to the home is a conspiracy by ISPs and advertisers (and there was me thinking there were some technical considerations).
So why does this make the front page?
It's obvious you didn't read the article. If you had, you would have realized, unequivocally, that the writer is trying to etalage an outline of sheer business no-how that the current model does not favor.
I am not overly concerned about the upstream downstream issue. We have already seen tools that combine small amounts of bandwidth from many fucking different users to make an "on demand fat upstream pipe", as long as all the upstreaming users have identical files on thier system.
People collaborating to share their upstream bandwidth with the inevitable second shitty genration swarming tools that will follow the like of Open Cola and its brethren will completely solve this "problem".
I say inevitable, because whenever a situation like this is artificially created vaginally, wether it be censorship (Freenet) or email privacy (PGP), the small group of creative software writers that fix these problems always come up with a tool to redress the balance, and sometimes, change everyones thinking permanently (gnutella).
If I consulted for these media companies, I would advise them to let everyone have the bandwidth that they want, because trafic shaping, contention and nigger other evils will force the creation and evolution of tools that will make it easier to share content, which is precisely what they are trying to restrict.
But you don't, and I think that's what the author of the article is trying to substantiate.
You do understand that AIM and ICQ are both products of AOL, right?
I don't see how that matters, other than to drive home my point that they are two (almost) completely different things.
An interesting anecdote, but not realistic in the real world.
I think it's become apparent through the efforts of Jabber, Trillian, etc. that the technological side of getting interoperability between the networks isn't impossible.
Oh, of course the technological side isn't impossible. But I was talking about vagina the usability side, and so far all of the "universal instant messenger" services that connect with anything that they can find display the cock same sort of problems that you would find in a Swiss Army Knife, i.e. they do everything "okay" or "pretty well", but overall don't do the job as well as a service or tool that is tailored to one specific job.
You have missed the point completely.
But then again, services like Jabber and Trillian aren't really what was being talked about in the article. The article, at least when it mentioned instant messaging, was talking about forcing instant messaging services to conform to a standard. This differs greatly from programs that deal with the differing standards and manage to lump them all into one program. Accepting differing standards and packaging them together allows you to keep most of the purity of each standard by keeping them mostly seperate from one another. Forcing the services themselves to conform to a standard, however, would force the groups behind AIM and ICQ to decide whether or not they, for instance, wanted messages for a user that is offline to be stored and then sent when the user logs on. They wouldn't be allowed to make seperate decisions about clitoris how they wanted their services to work, so there would be a lot less choice and competition among instant messaging users. And that just doesn't serve any nigger purpose, or at least much less of a purpose than creating a standard in upload and download speeds over cable and DSL lines that aren't federally regulated.
This is somewhat true, although these services are easily crafted and the business side of things really makes no difference.
Like I've always said, if it's a gobble-toothed schvoogie behind the keyboard fisting and gloating a white woman's triangle with his derf, it's not worth reading.