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  1. WHY MUST IT BE? on Microsoft Sues Spammers · · Score: 0, Funny

    I love SPAM! It really tastes great fried or with fried rice, or boiled with some Ramen noodles. Seriously, give it a try. Now microsoft wants to sue food companies....a$$hats, i swear! pffft!!!!

  2. article text on So, Who Wrote Sobig? · · Score: -1

    Who Wrote Sobig?

    As the one year anniversary of the Anti-Virus Reward Program bounty for Sobig approaches, we felt this was an appropriate time to publicly release the current state of our Sobig forensic investigation. Appropriately, the authors of this document have chosen to release it anonymously for many reasons, some of which are:
    By releasing the information publicly, we hope to increase tips to law enforcement concerning the Sobig authorship and spur efforts toward apprehension of the malware author(s); This document shows how computer forensics can identify virus authors. The computer forensic methods demonstrated throughout this document have been utilized to successfully identify authors of other viruses as well; Our focus is the objective analysis of Sobig. It is our contention, position, and belief that associating this paper with any specific company, organization, group, or individual will only serve to detract from the investigation. Because this site may be shutdown, you are free to copy this document to other web sites. Please do not modify the contents of this document.

    Click on this link to download the document: WhoWroteSobig.pdf
    SIZE: 304386 bytes
    MD5: 18de5fee31a553c4695f233a3da558c9
    SHA1: e56b1ff66b38016de71cbf1376207f2453aa5c4c

  3. free speech? on Breaking Google's DRM · · Score: 0

    whats the difference between this and going to my local library and making copies of the pages, *which are allowed*? I for one do not want to see google heading towards this direction. With the onset of their sensoring items in china, and now this in the media, it makes you wonder where their management is making google head towards...Google would make such a great web portal...and even move beyond the ranks of yahoo if it would just put the right things in the right place, they are so far ahead in the game already, why can't they realise that?

  4. what is.... on Auto Accident at SANE Conference Kills One · · Score: -1, Troll

    was the car's onboard navigation system running windows? apparently...

  5. Re:Only to "special" customers on Kryptonite U-Lock Security Flaw · · Score: -1

    According to sfgate.com:


    "The latest announced a recall on seven styles of locks, offering free upgrades to customers who purchased the products in the last two years and a partial rebate for those with older locks."



    ...so looks like you might be eligible for a partial rebate?
  6. serves me right... on OS/2 Going, Going... Gone · · Score: -1

    to post first since I work for Big Blue! :D OS/2 was one of IBM's biggest flops. We never liked using it and and when we finally migrated to Win95 and then W2K, our network started to love us again. Less administration on IT's part...and yet more flexibility in applications. I say good riddance to OS/2

  7. first maybe ? on OS/2 Going, Going... Gone · · Score: -1

    first woohoo? no?

  8. Welcome to last century. on First-Person Account Of Video Game Addiction · · Score: -1

    Helloooo, addiction isn't just something new. Remember the so-called "Pet Rock"? How gullible people are when it comes to purchasing products that you have "total" control of, well at least products that give you a false sense of total control of an entity. Now, can someone help me to stop modding my computer box? My neon lights ad spinning LED's are driving my wife nuts.

  9. Jeez, I thought mine was small.... on 1.0GHz P3 In A CD-ROM Drive Bay · · Score: -1

    I have an ASUS Terminator K7 box with 2 drive bays an not a floppy more...For the life of me, my speaker sub is bigger than my CPU box. And now they keep getting smaller. I'm taking bets on which commany will be first to install a cpu into the floppy drive.

  10. Re:Great book! on Turning Numbers into Knowledge · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    LOL.....10+ FUNNY.....LOL, someone help me, I can't breathe anymore!

  11. My backup network... on Hospital Brought Down by Networking Glitch · · Score: 0

    If my network fails, I can always rely on my vast web of fishing string with paper cups attached to the ends for reliable, secure data transmissions to any hospital room via voice communication. Actually I have found the hospital urine cups to transmit at 100mbps rather than the 10mbps the paper cups get.

  12. Ok...who's mistake? on Armadillo Flies... Briefly · · Score: 0

    Who forgot to carry the 1 in the calculation this time?

  13. This is great. on Putting P2P To Work · · Score: 0

    I happen to use this application here at IBM. Right now it is in the testing stage. The whole application itself is Java-based and runs entirely on port 8080. It even has SSL integrated into it. So far minor bugs were found but nonetheless, this application will be the foundation of what is yet to come in the world of P2P applications. We actually get to host our own internal website with domain names and share any file with any user. I'm jsut glad IBM is seeing the power of P2P applications and not treating it as a threat to all markets. IBM is embracing an idea that will push forward its open-source paradigm of software and not stay behind with the rest of the "you-are-condemned-and-shunned-for-supporting-any- p2p-application-let-alone-contribute-money-to-rese arch-the-damn-principal-behind-it" atitudes of other big corporations.

  14. Re:FLOPs on Linux Clusters Finally Break the TeraFLOP barrier · · Score: 0

    LOL, this should be 5 funny, I'm still tearing over this one...

  15. Re:Just asking for it... on Linux Clusters Finally Break the TeraFLOP barrier · · Score: 0

    Bring on the Beowulf Cluster jokes!

    Are there more more nodes in a Beowulf cluster than there are jokes of it?

  16. This is just the Beginning of the list... on IBM Flushes Restroom Patent · · Score: 0

    I work for IBM and you wouldn't belive the patents we have every year. Its true we have had the most patents every year for the last 9 years, and most patents are legitamately issued but in some rare cases IBM had some strange paents slip through the hole. I'll try and post are most recent patent list.

  17. Another thing for 3-year olds to choke on! on Radio-Controlled Microcar Review · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Come and get your suffocation cars. Only $15.99 to die a slow horrible death from choking! Maybe the 38,000rpm motors may make you choke faster?

  18. I want one... on Cell Death Nets 2002 Nobel Prize in Medicine · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Seems interesting enough.....I'll take two!!!

    With some oatmeal on the side.

  19. Patrick is my father. on Patrick Volkerding Interviewed by The Age · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Patrick likes oatmeal.

  20. What post is this?? on Review: RedOctane Game Rental Service · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    5th 6th? 7th? 8th? I really dont know??? For the love of GOD, won't someone think of the Jello?????

  21. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? on Bugbear Windows Virus Making the Rounds · · Score: 0

    You will get what you deserve when you get it. When something so terrible happens and you lose valuable info will you then see the light of other e-mail clients. LOL..Its your decision to sit on a ticking time-bomb. Its just when your a$$ is in the air from the explosion that you might consider the migration from Outlook.

  22. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? on Bugbear Windows Virus Making the Rounds · · Score: 1

    LOL....EUDORA for my XP and XIMIAN for Linux. Outlook users are getting what they deserve! Yet my best friend who uses outlook shuns me for using eudora....what a riot!

  23. I WASTED my money!!!!! on New AMD Athlon 2600 Processor Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    See, I just bought my 1700 XP processor, now I want this one..... All hail the AMD Gods.......