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Microsoft Sues Spammers

mclearn writes "Microsoft has filed seven more lawsuits against spammers, this time targeting those who violate the 'brown-paper wrapper' provision of the CAN-SPAM law, which sets rules for sexually oriented e-mail solicitations. Apparently these are a small part of over 120 spam-related cases Microsoft is currently litigating. With Microsoft's deep pockets, can they effectively send a resounding message to spammers?"

304 comments

  1. How Microsoft can end Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    By getting into the spam business themselves!

    Now, hear me out. Microsoft can become the exclusive spammer of Hotmail, and then they can strong arm other ISPs and mail providers into only accepting Microsoft(tm) Spam. Once this is done, they can quickly buy up the other spammers that haven't gone under. Finally, once this is accomplished and they're the only spammer left, they can quietly shut down the operation. Tada, spam is over.

    1. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by Daverd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Finally, once this is accomplished and they're the only spammer left, they can quietly shut down the operation.

      That will never happen. Open source spam will start up the competition again.

    2. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Microsoft can lobby lawmakers to make sure that doesn't happen. Can anyone say... spam patent?

    3. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by pHatidic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Evil cyborg Bill takes off a shoe and starts banging it on the podium, "I WILL BURY YOU!"

    4. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, he has Ballmerchev to do that for him now.

      When they do take over the spammers, do not buy MS Dick 1.0.

    5. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by Infinityis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Followed up by a pie in the face from an audience member, and the presentation computer displaying a blue screen of death. Then Steve Jobs runs in with a ball and chain, and tosses it into the display screen.

    6. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by priestx · · Score: 1, Funny

      I've got spam coming in everyday! It beings with [Slashdot] Headlines for...

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      "To do is to be." -Jean-Paul Sartre
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    7. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by andreMA · · Score: 1
      If you're unable to manage the mailing lists that you subscribed to, I don't think you'll find much sympathy here.

      Perhaps it's time to open another "free!" AOL account?

    8. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by gnuman99 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Evil cyborg Bill takes off a shoe and starts banging it on the podium, "I WILL BURY YOU!"

      At least he doesn't have nukes.

      Let's hope that Bush doesn't do this though...
      /me ducks

      Kim Jong Il would be funny, banging his high heels on the podium :P (yeap, he wears high heels)

    9. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 2, Funny

      Confused.....
      Ok, do we hate Microsoft or like them now?????

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    10. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already happening! haven't you seen the 'buy generic Viagr4'?

    11. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by foobsr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Evil cyborg Bill takes off a shoe and starts banging it on the podium, "I WILL BURY YOU!"

      Just to give some historical context for those who might eventually not remember.

      In 1959 Cold War tensions eased a little. The new Soviet leader, Nikita Khruschchev, visited Dwight Eisenhower at his holiday home near Washington. The meeting was very friendly. But the next year, relations got worse again. An American military plane was shot down over the Soviet Union. Eisenhower admitted that such planes had been spying on the Soviets for four years. In a speech at the United Nations, Khruschchev got so angry that he took off his shoe and beat it on a table.
      loc .cit.


      CC.

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    12. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by say · · Score: 1

      Apparently, the story is true, but the picture you have seen is forged. Noone was there to take a picture, but someone constructed a picture afterwards.

      I've also seen some claims that the shoe incident never happened.

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    13. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by priestx · · Score: 0

      I was joking.

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    14. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by jetsfandb · · Score: 1

      Event better, they can just patent spam mail then sue all the other spammers.

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    15. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by foobsr · · Score: 1

      Noone was there to take a picture

      Hmm, I am a friend of theories like this but in this case ?? The NYT still sells it and I recall that I then have seen it in "then to be trusted" magazines (note that I was (already :) able to read back then).

      CC.

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    16. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Finally, once this is accomplished and they're the only spammer left, they can quietly shut down the operation. Tada, spam is over.

      What? And pass up all the free $MONEY$ ?? Never! M$ would never do something that was good for everyone unless there is a buck in it somewhere for themselves. Spamming is big business! If it were not so lucrative there would not be so many of them to sue. On the other hand, not processing everyone elses spam is sure to save some time and resources so they can make more money (*cough*) legally.

    17. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't sound like a good idea to me. If I found out my email company was spamming at all, I'd drop them.

      In fact, it actually happened to me. I used to have a free Juno mail account. They have advertisements all over the page. At least as bad as Yahoo. But that apparently wasn't enough, because then they started sending me ads that were labeled with some sort of special from-Juno tag, even though they weren't from a Juno address. And these special emails, you aren't allowed to mark as spam, so they can't be blocked. And the ads are no better than the non-Juno spam either. There are ads for adult matching services and Viagra, and all that junk.

      Needless to say I dropped them like a hot potato.

    18. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam by severoon · · Score: 1

      This is amazing. Even when MS files suit against spammers, they can't make you people happy. Hating MS is definitely knee-jerk 'round these parts. When you don't get one iota of credit even for doing something good, that's just...bent.

      Let me guess. The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is a conspiracy too, right?

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  2. Message? by CRC'99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With Microsoft's deep pockets, can they effectively send a resounding message to spammers?

    Yeah... Don't spam XXX material... just the regular garbage... Anyone who thinks this is going to make much difference, is either nieve or stupid - possibly both.

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    1. Re:Message? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nieve or stupid

      I think you mean naive ;)

    2. Re:Message? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it makes a difference; XXX spam material is received by minors as well as adults. While not ideal I'd prefer kids to be offered a credit card rather than pornographic imagery.

    3. Re:Message? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      i agree. i have seriously hated spammers since that incident last year when my sister (10 at the time) got massively spammed with several varities of XXX spam along with the "enlarge your equipment" ones.

      SUE THEM INTO THE GROUND AND THEN KEEP GOING!

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  3. Amazed! by ReeprFlame · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one am flabergasted. Amazed.Yet confused... There is no way to describe it. Or am I dreaming? [too much coffee?] Is Microsoft actually trying to HELP the standard Internet user? hmmm... thats a new one for sure!

    1. Re:Amazed! by ImTheDarkcyde · · Score: 4, Funny

      next thing you know they'll probably reccomend fire fox!

    2. Re:Amazed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if most /.ers took the blinkers from around their eyes they might actually see that as well as doing evil in the name of profit, Microsoft also does good.

    3. Re:Amazed! by MP3Chuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well of course ... they run one of the biggest email operations out there so it'd be in their best interest to eliminate spam, since it only hurts them. It's no surprise, really.

    4. Re:Amazed! by OAB_X · · Score: 1

      You should remember that they tried to force everyone to use their own anti-spam standard, and it didnt work. It looks like yahoo's is going to become predominent. Not Micro$ofts.

      They only help in their own self interest. If it costs less money to run Bill Gates email address by having less spam being sent, then its in their own best interest. Saves them money, hassle, etc.

      Helping internet standards is not something that MS likes doing, willingly at least.

    5. Re:Amazed! by ReeprFlame · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      rofl. Yes Definately. Maybe that post about the Air Force/Miltary taking specialized interest in Microsoft program debugization, etc is effecting all divisions in a positive manner.... Maybe they gave up on half of their hopeless products...

    6. Re:Amazed! by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And John D. Rockefeller used to hand out shiny dimes to kids as a PR move.

      Speaking of which, here's an interesting tidbit:

      But whether the gift was a dime or in the millions, he had to be persuaded that his charity would do some good. He wanted results, not just to give handouts, and he sought the best counsel he could obtain on giving money from Frederick Taylor Gates, a former Baptist minister who became a member of his staff. Gates had to convince him in detail of the advisability of what would come to be called "scientific philanthropy." And what sold John D. was that this systematic approach to giving would accomplish a nationwide and even worldwide reordering of mankind's current status.
      I wonder if there's any relat-- Ooh! shiny!
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    7. Re:Amazed! by Infinityis · · Score: 1

      I don't think so, I think maybe they're trying to *solve* the spam problem in a less-technical way than most are. Instead of continually refining spam filters, they're going to try a more primitive approach: lawsuits.

      It's the equivalent of the nerdy kid in junior high school giving up on calm, rational solutions and just punching the ever-living daylights out of the local bully. Not very elegant, and it may not last very long, but people will probably talk about it for awhile.

    8. Re:Amazed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the fuck is chasing spam permutations more elegant than destroying the financial incentive to spam?

    9. Re:Amazed! by HawkingMattress · · Score: 1

      Mmmm, given the spam ratio on hotmail accounts, i'd say MS uses hotmail to sell adresses to spammers. Besides, how would it be profitable for them if they didn't ?
      Or are you taking of MS own internal email system ?

      Or maybe they just figured out the most machiavelic business plan ever:

      1. sell thousands of hotmail accounts to spammers
      2. profit !
      3. sue spammers because they cost them money
      4. profit !
      5. goto 1
      6. ???

    10. Re:Amazed! by tasinet · · Score: 1

      and after that, they'll run ads about how linux servers outperformed windows by 276%!

      oh wait...

    11. Re:Amazed! by neverutterwhen · · Score: 1

      I've had a hotmail account for three/four years and I haven't received a single piece of spam. I only use it for msn but at least that means that microsoft haven't been selling the address.

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    12. Re:Amazed! by jtwJGuevara · · Score: 1

      Thought process of a Microsoft PHB:

      Yes, let's help the standard internet user. These standard internet users are our customers. The standard internet user doesn't know jack about where to place blame for spam and he/she will cry "why won't my computer just block it!".

      If we (Microsoft) come to the rescue, the standard internet user wins, swears we are the good guys and will never ever consider an alternative.

    13. Re:Amazed! by kulack · · Score: 1

      No... No... No... Don't worry, you're not dreaming, Microsoft is not trying to help the standard internet user. That's just a by-product.
      By now, their legal team is so much more skilled compared with their development team, it just makes more sense to solve the hotmail problem (pissed customers, too much disk/bandwidth wasted on spam, take your pick) by using those hotshots instead of making spam useless with their technical leaders. 8-)

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    14. Re:Amazed! by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention that.

      On MSN UK, a list of recommended downloads was compiled from trusted non-MSN sites, and the list was shown on the front page.

      On the front page one day:

      Mozilla Firefox
      Simply the best browser ever

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    15. Re:Amazed! by mforbes · · Score: 1

      I used hotmail years ago, and had several addresses (none of which could be easily discovered with a dictionary attack). Every one of them, within days of being created, had received spam. And I mean every one of them, even though I never posted the addresses anywhere. Heck, one of them I created solely as a honeypot, and never even used for anything-- but it still got spammed.

      Perhaps MS has improved some things since then, but that experience was enough to sour me on them forever.

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    16. Re:Amazed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be silly! Here's what's happeneing:

      1. Provide free web based email.
      2. Make it easy for spammers to flood your users.
      3. Use goverment influence to get laws passed allowing financial damages from spammers per violation.
      4. As part of the email user aggreement, get users to sign over spam rights.
      5. Sue spammers for total infractions accross user base.
      6. Profit!!!

    17. Re:Amazed! by mr_snarf · · Score: 1
      too much coffee?
      *sigh* I'm sick of people messing up their grammar. Its "not enough coffee?".
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    18. Re:Amazed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    19. Re:Amazed! by bedessen · · Score: 1

      They sort-of already did, indirectly...

  4. Makes Me Wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Out of curiosity, why is Microsoft bothering to litigate?

    Surely, the amount of money they spend doing this outweighs the "brownie points" they'll be winning.

    And, why wouldn't they just focus on writing anti-spam filtering software, and then _sell_ it as a solution to the spam problem? (In that light, shouldn't they be _encouraging_ more spammers so that they can sell more anti-spam software, or perhaps better convince people to switch to an "enhanced" Outlook 200x?)

    1. Re:Makes Me Wonder by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Probably a direct order from He Who Is Most Spammed, Mr. Bill G.

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    2. Re:Makes Me Wonder by thogard · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Out of curiosity, why is Microsoft bothering to litigate?

      One reason is that if they don't stop the spam from zombie windows boxes, they can get sued by others for engineering negligence combined with innocent third party issues. At this point they have no option but to show they are doing their best to go after the spamers and deal with a technical solution or else they are going to end up on the wrong end of a class action suit.

      The case to sue MS for the spam issue is getting stronger every day and one of these days they are going to wish they had done something sooner.

      Once the spam zombies are gone, the stupid hosters will be a much easier problem.

    3. Re:Makes Me Wonder by Zane+Edwards · · Score: 1

      Hotmail users get a LOT of spam. This, in turn make hotmail less attractive. Therefore removing spam make MS look good and their email package more attractive.

    4. Re:Makes Me Wonder by DrEldarion · · Score: 1, Redundant

      They're not JUST doing it for brownie points.

      Keep in mind that they run what's probably the most popular free e-mail service out there - hotmail - and there's no telling how much the spam they have to process costs them.

    5. Re:Makes Me Wonder by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1
      Surely, the amount of money they spend doing this outweighs the "brownie points" they'll be winning.

      It is not just "brownie points". I presume that lots of home users find spam sufficiently annoying / offensive that they stop using email. Many of these will stop using the internet or even home computers. This translates to fewer people buying replacement home computers, and hence fewer people paying for new Microsoft licenses.

      Pulling some numbers out of the air, (say) 1% of (say) 500 million computers at (say) $100 a pop is ... a LOT of lost revenue.

      And, why wouldn't they just focus on writing anti-spam filtering software, and then _sell_ it as a solution to the spam problem?

      Because we all know that (by itself) spam filtering is not an effective solution.

    6. Re:Makes Me Wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My poor child, he has underlings to cull his Inbox. He's never seen a single spam e-mail message, except perhaps to satisfy his curiosity by looking at a sample.

    7. Re:Makes Me Wonder by clarkn0va · · Score: 1
      And, why wouldn't they just focus on writing anti-spam filtering software, and then _sell_ it as a solution to the spam problem?

      And why wouldn't they get the spammers to fund that if they thought it possible, say, through litigation? That's called pure profit.

      shouldn't they be _encouraging_ more spammers...?

      If they did, I don't think Aaron Kornblum would be telling NewsFactor about it.

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    8. Re:Makes Me Wonder by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good point. Personally I tend to filter out email from certain domains like;

      hotmail
      yahoo
      consultant.com
      mail.com

      This is purely because they seem to be the most common email addresses for spammers and scammers.

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    9. Re:Makes Me Wonder by say · · Score: 1

      Hotmail isn't the most popular. GMail is. It's just that not everyone can get a GMail account :-)

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    10. Re:Makes Me Wonder by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      99% of people have never heard of gmail. *everyone* knows what hotmail is.

  5. Re:FP? by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have to say despite all the M$ hatred we all feel for their many security flaws and and horrible software for once I think Microsoft may be acting in the best intrests of the community, with basically no direct benefit to them. Even if it doesn't kill spam (which I don't think anything has the possibility of doing) it might shut down a few or few hundred spammers, and that is a start. I have to say for once I have some nice feelings toward the evil monopoly.

  6. MS dollar put to good use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, at least they're using their $$$ for something I agree with for once... then again, you could compare it with a drug dealer giving to charity...

  7. Of course they can... by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

    The United States of America (USA) 'runs' on money. Cash. Credit. Status.

    Anything can happen when you're rich. You can be president, the head of an national power company, or even the supposed 'good guy' in the fight against Internet freedom from solicitation.

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    1. Re:Of course they can... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could the Kennedy family afford power?
      Why, by being gangsters and smugglers...

  8. Small dent in Hotmail Viagra Sales... by rzebram · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Of course, no matter how much they spend, we'll probably always be seeing viagra spam in our hotmail boxes. Perhaps in addition to this set of lawsuits (which benefit everybody, don't get me wrong), they should throw in a campaign to work on giving the Hotmail spam filters an overhaul. It might help the community a great deal if Microsoft were to push some of their development over to spam filtering, as well as integrating some of the better email authentication systems into Hotmail, Outlook and the like.

    Are there any published studies about how much spam could be reduced if Microsoft could place more effective anti-spam features into the OS itself

    Don't get me wrong, I think this is a great step forward, but I think (supposing spammers aren't a little more intimidated) that we might see a better reduction in spam if better precautions were to be taken. Sorry if I've missed any big features mixed in with Windows that might help with this, I don't pay much attention to the patching that goes in as far as email is concerned.

    Ryan

    1. Re:Small dent in Hotmail Viagra Sales... by Suburbanpride · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Are there any published studies about how much spam could be reduced if Microsoft could place more effective anti-spam features into the OS itself

      I certainly wouldn't want spam features built into the OS. Isn't the reason why we all hate microsoft that they put too much stuff into their os?

      Thunderbird does an ok job of filtering spam for me, although I'm very careful about where my email adress goes.

      the biggest thing that could help stop spam is if no one bought anything. sapm costs basicly nothing to send, so if 1 person out of a billion buys viagra or whatever, the spamer makes a profit.

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    2. Re:Small dent in Hotmail Viagra Sales... by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 1

      The OS is a bad place to put this stuff.

      Spam, viruses etc are a very fluid problem, defences have to adapt and change quickly. The OS is (should be?) too stable/slow-moving to be able to adapt quickly enough.

    3. Re:Small dent in Hotmail Viagra Sales... by Tezkah · · Score: 2

      My name is also Ryan, and I see much less spam in my hotmail inbox. The only ones I see are "CI1IAS FREE!", and Hotmail marks it as spam.

      YMMV, but for me their spam filter works just fine. Are you... signing up for these viagara letters? Sometimes we all need a little boost... well, not us... you.

    4. Re:Small dent in Hotmail Viagra Sales... by Taladar · · Score: 1

      Sure we want an anti-spam-feature in the OS, it would be "No open ports and no stupid scripting languages embedded in mails and websites that can install spyware/spamware". Correct me if I am wrong but didn't MS create 99% of their security holes themselves by using full-featured scripting languages in IE and Outlook (didn't they invent this stupid concept)?

  9. I don't believe it! by TR0GD0RtheBURNiNAT0R · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...I'm actually rooting for MS!

    let's see... Red Sox won World Series as well.

    Well, the apocalypse is on it's way... better start repenting and whatnot.

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    1. Re:I don't believe it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might actually get laid soon, then?

    2. Re:I don't believe it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'd like to root MS too, but not in the way you'd think.

      Australians should know what I mean.

    3. Re:I don't believe it! by stubear · · Score: 1

      "Red Sox won World Series as well."

      As a die hard Red Sox fan I can say the apocalypse is not coming just yet. In fact, it looks like we've narrowly averted the apocalypse by missing out on a Chicago Cubs/ Boston Red Sox World Series last year. Now that the Red Sox have won a World Series and ended their 86 year drought, it looks like they can't trigger an apocalypse for at least another 86 years.

    4. Re:I don't believe it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If MS is good and Google is evil, it must be the first Thursday of the month.

    5. Re:I don't believe it! by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      it's cold because it's winter (sorry southern hemisphere folks), not because hell has frozen over

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    6. Re:I don't believe it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      george bush won the election.

    7. Re:I don't believe it! by ssj_195 · · Score: 1

      I gather that canines and a felines have recently begun to co-habit.

    8. Re:I don't believe it! by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      And one of the top rappers is white. And one of the tallest basketball players is of Chinese descent. And Democrats are the party of fiscal reponsibility. Yup, things are sure wierd around here.

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    9. Re:I don't believe it! by imroy · · Score: 1

      Well, yes we do. But don't be mistaken into thinking that "root" is equivalent to "fuck". "fuck" is a very flexible word and can be used in many, many ways. "root" simply means to have sex, like "screw" or "shag".

      And thus concludes todays lesson in Australian slang by a bored aussie. Tune in tomorrow to hear me explain "koala ears" and "budgie smugglers".

  10. Hmm...*Rubs chin* by Ramsey-07 · · Score: 0

    "With Microsoft's deep pockets, can they effectively send a resounding message to spammers?"

    With that load of money I'm sure they can buy a nice set of e-postcard(s) to send off =)

    e-bitchslap comes to mind =)

    http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=insulting+ e-card&btnG=Google+Search

  11. Hooray! Go Microsoft! by BugBlatterBeast · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...this feels strange...

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  12. YAY Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Err sorry ... forgot that they are the Evil Empire!

    1. Re:YAY Microsoft by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      Many people are on the side of those doing bad things to spammers. Even if it happens to be Microsoft or AOL. Which is scary.

  13. I bet I know why.. by Mechcommander · · Score: 4, Funny

    I recently read that Bill Gates has the most spammed e-mail address in the world. Microsoft is simply following a game-plan to sue all the spammers that aggravate Mr. Gates.

    1. Re:I bet I know why.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      *Bill Gates opens up his Hotmail account*

      "Do I want mail-order brides from Russia? Why... why yes... I do. I'm sure Stevey B wouldn't mind one as well under the tree on Christmas morning!"

      *clicks to order, moves onto next message*

      "What... What? Is this one implying I need pills to compensate for my small penis? Do you really think, doug35651@aol.com, that I would be ordering mail order brides if I couldn't pleasure them? I don't need pills to compensate -- my deep pockets and my corporate empire keep me secure enough! Doug, you shall rue the day you trifled with Mister Gates!"

      *buzzes intercom, calls legal team, sets plan in motion* ... please feel free to continue this story :)

    2. Re:I bet I know why.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think you've done plenty enough already.

    3. Re:I bet I know why.. by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

      *hides his interest in mail-order brides from his lawful wife, Melinda Gates*, perhaps?

    4. Re:I bet I know why.. by kesuki · · Score: 2, Funny

      *later that day in Topeka, KS Black helicopters silently fly up to an unspeceting house on (address deleted to protect the innocent) St.* One brave commando leaps through the front window, and unloads his clip into the computer room, completely destroying 192.168.0.1.

      Meanwhile in an undisclosed location Mr. Black Hat Logs onto his botnet, and notices one of his open cable modem spam relays is down. "Guess another luser got what was coming to them, time to rename the .exe to 'AdBusterV10.exe' haha they'll never know what hit them"

      *set darkens to maniacle laughter*

      Sorry I don't do happy endings...

    5. Re:I bet I know why.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Thank you, come again. Balmer, release the hounds."

      [yap yap yap grrr grrr gnaw chew chomp]

      Mr Bur.. Gates [ahem] sits back at his desk, placing his hands together in an almost prayerful pose:

      "Excellent! What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

    6. Re:I bet I know why.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon thereafter, Santa and the Easter Bunny meet with Bill at the Deja Vu across from Pike Place Market to discuss the delivery delays on the new Windows kernel.
      (It's not like Bill invented it himself, right?!?)

      I'd write more but I have to go put the moves on my lab's TA. Only in the science building can a guy like me garner attention from a coed (even if I'm just asking her to make sure my stick figures appear doglike enough to represent dinosaurs).

    7. Re:I bet I know why.. by Changa_MC · · Score: 0

      and unloads his clip into the computer room, completely destroying 192.168.0.1 hey, that's my address!! oh, wait...

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    8. Re:I bet I know why.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an idiot.

  14. I don't know who to root for! by GFLPraxis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know who to root for! I don't want Microsoft to win money from spammers, but I want to spammers to burn and die (and go broke in the process). Who should I root for? I'm so confused...

    1. Re:I don't know who to root for! by general_re · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I don't want Microsoft to win money from spammers, but I want to spammers to burn and die (and go broke in the process). Who should I root for?

      Microsoft has such an ungodly amount of money already that you might as well root for them, since nothing they win is likely to have much of a material impact on who they are or what they do. MS winning a million dollars in court is like you finding a $10 bill on the sidewalk - it might perk up your morning a bit, but it's not going to change your life. Spammers paying out millions, though - that'll wreck your whole day if you're in the spam business...

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    2. Re:I don't know who to root for! by djward · · Score: 4, Funny
      like you finding a $10 bill on the sidewalk - it might perk up your morning a bit, but it's not going to change your life.
      You obviously aren't a grad student.
    3. Re:I don't know who to root for! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a toss-up. "rooting" Microsoft is no big deal even with SP2 and spammers frequently leave directories open on their servers.

    4. Re:I don't know who to root for! by general_re · · Score: 1
      Former. After years of therapy, I've been able to block out the nights of macaroni-noodles-with-ketchup for dinner, the Friday nights spent rolling pennies, when $0.50 for a load of laundry seemed like an enormous amount of money. That is, I was able to block it out until you came along, you insensitive clod...

      ;)

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    5. Re:I don't know who to root for! by Infinityis · · Score: 1

      I'm a grad student, and I'd be depressed if I found a bill for $10. The univeristy is taking all my money as it is...

    6. Re:I don't know who to root for! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      root for root!

    7. Re:I don't know who to root for! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      finding a $10 bill on the sidewalk - it might perk up your morning a bit, but it's not going to change your life
      ... unless your $10 crackwhore beat the odds and is, in fact, still fertile
    8. Re:I don't know who to root for! by Shome · · Score: 1

      like you finding a $10 bill on the sidewalk - it might perk up your morning a bit, but it's not going to change your life.


      You obviously aren't a grad student.


      - or a Java Programmer in Valley


      --

      ~Once you have your choices narrowed down, the rest will fall into place.
  15. Thank GOD!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Thank God Slashdot is preceding sigs with -- now! I have waited seven long years for this!

  16. The spammers will just move overseas by DemonCat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As we pass laws in the US against spam, and start enforcing them, all it will ultimately do is drive the spamming operations out of the country. There will always be some small poor nation willing to let these paracites stay as long as they generate some tax revenue and keep a few locals employed. Blocking international email traffic isn't a viable option, so there is little we will be able to do about it.

    Given that, I have moral objections to spammers and am pleased each time I hear of one getting what he or she deserves.

    1. Re:The spammers will just move overseas by Indy1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      let the spammers flee to south america, asia, etc. Unless you need mail from such and such a country, firewall the HELL out of it. Koreans are already learning the hard way what it means to be so heavily blocked that no one accepts their mail traffic.

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    2. Re:The spammers will just move overseas by Frater+219 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Let them move. Let them live in paranoid armed compounds in "small poor nations" and fear that the locals will dig up their phone lines for the copper. Let them hide in places where the corrupt telecoms monopoly has run Internet access so badly that their IP addresses are already widely blocked for spam and abuse. Let them eventually get lined up by a tin-pot dictator and executed at dawn by firing squad, since they want to live beyond the rule of law. (After all, we can always block 'em -- I understand getting an email out of Nigeria is pretty tricky these days.)

      Currently, the bulk of the big spammers live and operate within the United States. They may host their Web sites in China, buy lists of open proxies from Romania, and commission viruses from Russian Mafia programmers -- but they live in the "comfort" of the U.S. whose laws they flout.

      They do not want to move overseas. They want the comforts of home -- to make millions without leaving the couch. They are small-minded, hurtful, nasty little people. They want the world delivered to their door, and are willing to steal and destroy to get it -- but only if they can do that stealing and destroying from behind a screen. They are not brave. When they are challenged, they retreat into paranoia and lash out with lawsuits based on conspiracy theories. Can't do that from East Bumfuckistan.

    3. Re:The spammers will just move overseas by aralin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This is bullshit. 85% of spammers are based in US. They might have purchased domains and other resources in other countries, but these are the americans spamming the world. Just look at the spam. Most of it flatly assumes american audience.

      I would love if they'd just exclude addresses that are really not gonna bring them any business. Now tell me why would you try to sell viagra to anybody at mff.cuni.cz domain. Its math and physics department for gods sake!

      1. Its in eastern europe, no credit cards until recently.
      2. We talk students here, most of them are 20 years younger than their target audience.
      3. No money here, it's all gone to nvidia.
      4. Viagra for math geeks? Erectal disfunction is the last of their problems!

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      If programs would be read like poetry, most programmers would be Vogons.
    4. Re:The spammers will just move overseas by Boricle · · Score: 1
      True, it is likely that this will start forcing spammers overseas, though this in and of itself is a good thing:

      * Microsoft are also in a lot of 3rd world countries, and also has funds, clout and is easier for a government to negotiate with rather than dozens of different spammers.

      * If they all go to some third world country with little economic output, then it would be possible to blacklist all email from that country - in this case it is likely that exclusion from international communications would also spur them to act.

    5. Re:The spammers will just move overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let them move overseas.

      I find that blocking ALL mail from .cn and .br cuts my spam in half. Since I don't know anyone in brazil or china this works pretty well. I am currently considering blocking all mail from .tw, .fr and comcast....

    6. Re:The spammers will just move overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Here in Korea, Only Old People send spam.

    7. Re:The spammers will just move overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Your reasoning is flawed. The majority of spam presumes an American audience because of American wealth and consumerism. It may also be the case that most spammers are also from the U.S., but that is irrelevant. The contents of the spam are just trolling a target market. Who do you think has more disposable income, people from the U.S. or people from Kenya?

    8. Re:The spammers will just move overseas by m00nun1t · · Score: 1

      I hear this one a lot on slashdot.

      Story: Australia passes anti-spam laws
      Comment: what difference will one country make?

      Story: US passes anti-spam laws
      Comment: The spammers will move to another country

      Story: New Zealand cracks down on spam
      Comment: What difference will one country make?

      Story: Microsoft sues spammers
      Comment: All it will ultimately do is drive the spamming operations out of the country

      It's like the picture of a hundred people all saying "but I'm just one person... what can I do?"

      There IS no golden bullet for spam. The solution is a mixture of technical, legal, enforcement, and probably some other things as well. Keep chipping away, making it harder and harder to spam, and eventually it will decrease, a bit at a time, and eventually either go away or get to manageable levels. Microsoft just made one more chip - and a pretty big one at that I would say.

    9. Re:The spammers will just move overseas by ozbird · · Score: 1

      ... and fear that the locals will dig up their phone lines for the copper.

      I guess that's one way to get telcos to install FTTH (Fibre To The Home) - do they outsource?

    10. Re:The spammers will just move overseas by mutterc · · Score: 1

      All we have to do is convince enough people that spamming hurts Big Business. Then the U.S. government will simply force every other country to adopt tough anti-spam laws (as they are doing with copyright laws to protect the entertainment industry).

    11. Re:The spammers will just move overseas by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      It's like the picture of a hundred people all saying "but I'm just one person... what can I do?"

      No, it's the increasingly pessimistic attitude here and the need to complain about something.

      --
      Not everything is analogous to cars. Car analogies rarely work.
    12. Re:The spammers will just move overseas by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      So the spammers move to third world countries, and those of us running mail servers can decide whether to accept mail from those countries or not.

      Blocking international email traffic isn't a viable option

      For some people, I'm sure it isn't. For others, it's quite viable. I get no legitimate mail from China, for instance, so why shouldn't I block mail that originates there?

      I'm all in favor of driving the spammers out of the country, and i have no qualms about blocking IP ranges that generate nothing but spam.

    13. Re:The spammers will just move overseas by daddymac · · Score: 1
      While blocking all international email traffic may not be a viable option, blocking all international email traffic originating in "some small poor nation willing to let these paracites[sp] stay" is. Seriously. If all spam originated in, like, "Spamolia", I'd vote to just cut them off.

      How did a nation so small and poor get the bandwidth to send all this spam anyway?

      --
      If something I said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, I meant the other one.
  17. I'm confused... by quizwedge · · Score: 1

    do we like Microsoft now?

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    1. Re:I'm confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do we like Microsoft now?

      No--we still don't.

      You're welcome. ;-)

    2. Re:I'm confused... by Pompatus · · Score: 1

      No.

      And whats even funnier is when I hit reply slashdot told me "This exact comment has already been posted. Try to be more original...".

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    3. Re:I'm confused... by ayeco · · Score: 1

      What's this "we" stuff? Think for yourself. Do *you* like Microsoft now?

    4. Re:I'm confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No *we* don't.

      Ha ha! You're puny language's lack of distinction between the 2nd person singular and 2nd person plural betrayed you!!

    5. Re:I'm confused... by chaoaretasty · · Score: 1

      Yes, we must all think for ourselves.

      Yes,we must all be individuals

    6. Re:I'm confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr... what?!

      This is Slashdot. You must be new here!

    7. Re:I'm confused... by Infinityis · · Score: 1

      Yes. As of today, we hate Google for their "improved" Google Groups, and we love Microsoft for their spam-fighting techniques. Today must be backwards day...

    8. Re:I'm confused... by quizwedge · · Score: 1

      It's a joke. It falls under the "obligitory Slashdot comment" everytime MS does something right.

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  18. Yes But by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Russian-speaking Koreatown of Japan, Spammers Sue Old People with Talking Robots!

  19. Where are the IP lawyers when you need one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Surely somebody in the 80s must have patented 'an electronic method of distributing junk mail without permission, including false redirection to addresses for the installation of extra product services".

    1. Re:Where are the IP lawyers when you need one? by PeteDotNu · · Score: 0

      And if not, then that leaves it open to Microsoft!

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    2. Re:Where are the IP lawyers when you need one? by JollyFinn · · Score: 1

      And that patent would be expired...
      14 years and expiration.

      --
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  20. Re:Hooray! Go Microsoft! by Ramsey-07 · · Score: 0

    Just... Don't like it!!

    Look awayy little boy, look awayyyy!!!
    Cheer then look awayyyy!!!

  21. they should be by rubee · · Score: 1

    suing whoever the hell worte outlook. oh wait..

    1. Re:they should be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should be suing your elementary school teachers for teaching you such bad grammar and spelling.

  22. But what about the harmful stuff? by Ticklemonster · · Score: 5, Interesting
    My 10 year old son apparently registered at a gaming site that sells email addresses, because for a long time, he was getting pron emails. This has finally stopped, so I think either they gave up, or perhaps Moft is doing some good.

    But what I wonder, is why isn't Moft going after the spyware and all that put stuff on your machine that, if you remove it, it makes your machine act funky? Isn't that damaging their product, IE?, or sometimes even Windblows itself is messed up.

    Spam is a nuisance, but the adware and spyware are, imho, what are the biggest threat to people's computers. Of course, far be it from me to complain, because I make a liiiiittle on the side cleaning up machines over and over and over a freaking gain, but really, I think Moft should go out and start nailing some of these folks hard.

    (btw, Moft means Microsoft)

    That's my two cents, I expect no one to pay any attention to it, lol.

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    1. Re:But what about the harmful stuff? by Ramsey-07 · · Score: 0

      Download: http://www.tucows.com/preview/213160.html Sygate Personal Firewall, http://www.lavasoftusa.com/software/adaware/ Adaware free, http://www.mozilla.org/ Mozilla Firefox.

      Goto IE
      Set a fake proxy server in Tools -> Options -> Connections -> Lan settings
      So you never use IE again, even accidentally, or with kids messing around.

      Just put in fake as the address and 8080 (or whatever) as the port, simple.

      Install Adaware, Run adaware but don't commence searching, kill explorer.exe from the task manager, keep taskmanager open and now commence searching with Adaware.

      Goto the Applications tab and click on New Task, enter into the box *Shudder* "explorer.exe".

      Install Sygate's free firewall, Sygate Personal Firewall, Most secure there is out there, no bloated crap that Norton pushes.

      Install Firefox and Thunderbird.

      Err, Wash, rinse and repeat =)

    2. Re:But what about the harmful stuff? by Ramsey-07 · · Score: 0

      Oh, don't forget to friggen BUY a subscription virus tool.

      In the alternative that you're a cheap ass you can use http://www.free-av.com/.

      It isn't perfect software but it keeps the tight-asses from infecting you with common viruses.

      There, and not one penny spent, nearly complete protection.

    3. Re:But what about the harmful stuff? by starflyr · · Score: 1

      But what I wonder, is why isn't Moft going after the spyware and all that put stuff on your machine that, if you remove it, it makes your machine act funky? Isn't that damaging their product, IE?, or sometimes even Windblows itself is messed up.

      Assumed English translation:

      My question is this: Why isn't Microsoft going after spyware, and especially those programs that, if deleted, remove functionality? Doesn't that damage their reputation?

      Or maybe I missed the point completely. I'm not old enough to have a 10 year old son.

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    4. Re:But what about the harmful stuff? by Ticklemonster · · Score: 1

      Koffspamkoff

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    5. Re:But what about the harmful stuff? by Ticklemonster · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I've been looking for that sort of info for a while now, Ramsey.

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  23. No, MS sues John Doe by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1

    I think they aren't quite sure who they're suing, so they make it "John Doe" at such and such address, DBA so and so. Spammers are a slippery lot.

    Notice they're only suing pornographers. As if that's the only annoying spam.

    I get spammed regularly to sign up for Microsoft's certification classes. I know that because it goes in my 'caughtspam' folder, whereupon I delete it.

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  24. Well it won't be the deth bell or anything by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But it will help. All technology, lawsuits, and prosecution helps slow the increase (hopefully to the point of making it negative) of spam. Technology and lawsuits both make spam a less profitable proposition. The less spam that gets through, the less sales you make. The more spammers that get sued and lose their ass, the less likely the average spammer is to come out ahead. The more spammers get locked up, the more scary a proposition it is to new ones.

    It's all about making it less attractive. It will always be attractive to some, even if thepbenalty is death by anal probe. However the numbers CAN be reduced by things like this.

    Up till receantly, all it took to be a spammer was a total lack of ethics. There was basically no risk. You wouldn't get sued, and there was no law against it. Combine that with the returns, you had a lot of people lining up.

    Well now there IS a risk. You can get your sued to the point of losing everything, and locked up in jail for a good long time. Also the returns will continue to get worse as more and more gets blocked.

    We can never expcet to get rid of spam completely, but with effort we can curtail it. It's not like drugs where people demand it, actively seek it out, and will pay massive amount of money for it. Most people, even those that buy from it, don't want to get it. Thus all you really need to do is make it unattractive to people and most of it will die off.

    1. Re:Well it won't be the deth bell or anything by user · · Score: 1

      A death what now? :)

      An interesting potential side effect - let's say lawsuits force many spammers to adhere to all rules and restrictions. I'd be worried about the next legal action - a law to ban filters which filter out unsolicited commercial email. Suddenly, to filter UCE would "irreparably harm legitimate businesses", and so to filter based on "ADV:" in your subject line would be... no more legal that taking a trip to the rest-room during a commercial break.

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    2. Re:Well it won't be the deth bell or anything by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1
      Well now there IS a risk. You can get your sued to the point of losing everything,

      You can get your sued?

      I think I speak for all the grammar nazis out there when I say that there's no such thing as an implicit ass in a sentence. That's Latin you're thinking of. Remember, English is a Germanic language. If you want to say ass, you pretty much have to just say it.

      [/parody]

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    3. Re:Well it won't be the deth bell or anything by clarkn0va · · Score: 1
      We can never expcet to get rid of spam completely, but with effort we can curtail it. It's not like drugs where people demand it, actively seek it out, and will pay massive amount of money for it.

      Actually, a lot of spam is selling drugs, and yes, people demand it. It's basic economics that if there were no demand for it then spam would disappear. Somebody is making money off of this crap and it's ultimately the consumer that pays.

      Thus all you really need to do is make it unattractive to people and most of it will die off.

      Exactly. Nobobdy admits to wanting spam, but obviously there are a whole lot of people out there opening there wallets to it. I find spam very "unattractive" (read: repulsive) and refuse to support any product or company that I know to employ it.

      As far as I'm concerned, spam is not unlike recreational drug-use, prostitution, or nose-picking in public: You can outlaw it, you can try to chase it out of your neighborhood, and you can sue its purveyors; but as long as you or the guy down the street are willing to pay for it, this service will thrive.

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    4. Re:Well it won't be the deth bell or anything by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      No, most of them are just gullible. It's the same sort of thing as the Do Not Call Registry. MArketers opposed it. Now think: Why would they do that? I mean if everyone who is signing up are the people pissed with calls, that's good right? That owuld give them a list of people that won't buy anything and thus will save them time and money.

      Well that's NOT the case. Many people have trouble saying no to this shit. They know it, but can't do anything about it. So when something like the DNC comes, it's great for them. They sign up to protect themselves from, well, themselves.

      Same thing with spam. The people who are buying the shit they sell generally aren't seeking it out. If they were, they sould have found it already. They just see something that overloads their 1 or 2 common sense neurons and they are tricked into making an impulse buy.

    5. Re:Well it won't be the deth bell or anything by iwan-nl · · Score: 1

      I think there is a big difference between spam and (agressive) telemarketing. Telemarketeers (especially the frauds) often rely on psychological tricks to force the consumer into buying. They can choose which tactic to use on a certain person based on the reactions they get. Therefore they can put a lot of pressure on the "weak minded" to buy their products. Spam however, does not have this power. Atleast not to the same degree.

      Another aspect is the cost of getting the message across. Sending spam costs (virtually) nothing, where telemarketing is quite expensive. Most spammers only needs ONE sell to break even, so there doesn't have to be a real demand for the product for spamming to be profitable.

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    6. Re:Well it won't be the deth bell or anything by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Nobobdy admits to wanting spam, but obviously there are a whole lot of people out there opening there wallets to it.

      I think a recent Slashdot story mentioned 1 in 40,000. When you consider the incidence of schizophrenia is 1 in 100, that points to how rare it is.

      Of course, while the spammer doesn't have to face the other 39,999 recipients such minimal popularity can still be profitable.

      As far as I'm concerned, spam is not unlike recreational drug-use, prostitution, or nose-picking in public: You can outlaw it, you can try to chase it out of your neighborhood, and you can sue its purveyors; but as long as you or the guy down the street are willing to pay for it, this service will thrive.

      There is a big difference. Spammers try to sell things you can buy more cheaply at legitimate outlets.

      The War on Drugs has failed because the demand is not met elsewhere. Even if supply can be reduced, the price would rise to the point where it becomes profitable for sellers to take enormous risks.

    7. Re:Well it won't be the deth bell or anything by Nephrite · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > We can never expcet to get rid of spam completely

      I agree with you mostly.
      But I have a proposition for a law which IMO will kill much spam.

      How about prosecuting not just the spammers (who spam) but also the firms who BUY spam? Well, OK, we jail that poor dude who sent 1 billion spam emails advertising viagra. So what? Viagra seller (or myabe even viagra producer himself, who knows?!) will move to another spammer and the whole mess continues! But if we prosecute the advertiser as well as the spammer, they will fear paying for spam. And they are much easier to locate because their contact info is right there in the spam message!

      Yes, I agree, that is very rough and has to be improved and worked on, and yes I see that this law may be a means for drowning a competitor (send a lot of spam with competitor's advertisement and he is in a jail) but nevetherless I think it's a good idea.

    8. Re:Well it won't be the deth bell or anything by cyberscan · · Score: 1

      That is what http://www.makelovenotspam.com/ was trying to do. It was trying to punish those who buy spamvertisement. I personally support Lycos in this effort. I also support http://www.friedspam.com/ and the creator of the Java program located at http://www.plaza1.net/SpamFryer.jar . If ISP's would do their job in reigning in zombie computers and such (simply by blocking port 25 access to the rest of the world by default). Users would not be forced to take drastic action.

  25. Finally by mmegremis · · Score: 1

    Finally, M$ has finally sued the right person...they did something right..... wow, slap me please for saying that.

    1. Re:Finally by rzebram · · Score: 1

      Would you prefer that slap barehanded or with a trout?

    2. Re:Finally by 2mcm · · Score: 0

      Sure . /slaps "mmegremis" with a wet fish You're welcome.

    3. Re:Finally by mmegremis · · Score: 1

      trout please

    4. Re:Finally by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      What they really need to do is to go after the the people that benefit from the spam. A large proportion of spam is advertizing some product - if the company that manufactured such a product were held responsible for advertizing spam, they'd very quickly switch to other methods. Advertizing via spam is only attractive as long as the price remains very low.

      There remains the problem of a company deliberately commissioning spam to cause problems to a competitor, but I think that playing field would level itself fairly quickly. "Two can play that game", and all that...

  26. Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "RIAA/MPAA is currently litigating. With RIAA/MPAA's deep pockets, can they effectively send a resounding message to pirates?"

  27. Everyone come down a little bit... by apiccirilli · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For all the Microsoft naysayers out there, could we pause one little moment here? Before we trash everything Microsoft does as being downright evil with secret motives, it might be nice to consider that perhaps Microsoft IS doing something decent. After all, Bill Gates is undeniably a good guy when it comes to charity (I hope most people would be without that kind of money, but he does do a LOT of stuff with it). And he has been known to do a good amount of anti-spam work with Congress. Could it be possible that their 120 suits against spammers are actually at least slightly altruistic in purpose?

    I'm not saying not to hold a little suspicion - they are Microsoft, but then again, don't discount them just because they are Microsoft. Instead of trying to make better anti-spam software (which they are also doing), they are throwing a lot of money at the root of the cause, both in Congressional lobbying and these suits. Doesn't seem too bad to me.

    Aaron

    1. Re:Everyone come down a little bit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank, you William Aaron Gates for the wonderful promotion of your company! Microsoft is still evil.

    2. Re:Everyone come down a little bit... by Ramsey-07 · · Score: 0

      RTFT

      We're not bashing microsoft, strange... how it may seem...Can't... seem...to...Moove my left arm...Oh...Crap!...It's made by Microsoft!.....What have we DONE!!!???

    3. Re:Everyone come down a little bit... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Call me a naysayer, but I would put forward that ones business strategies applied in secret says more about how much of a "good guy" someone is than how much they publically give to charities for everyone to see.

      What would be very impressive would be if the SEC found secret donations to worthy charities but somehow I don't think we'll be seeing that.

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      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    4. Re:Everyone come down a little bit... by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 1

      ... they are throwing a lot of money at the root of the cause, ...

      The root cause of SPAM are naive, uneducated users.

      [insert-your-favourite-MEGACORP] has _never_ done anything to educate potential customers, it makes lying^H^H^H^H^H^Hmarketing more difficult.

    5. Re:Everyone come down a little bit... by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

      Before we trash everything Microsoft does as being downright evil with secret motives, it might be nice to consider that perhaps Microsoft IS doing something decent

      ok, you must be new here. this is slashdot. microsoft doing something good, that just doesn't happen. don't turn our world upside down man

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    6. Re:Everyone come down a little bit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean besides publish books and videos on using their software? Or constructing certification exams and course material for using their software? Or providing tools that enable users to obtain information in an easy manner from the Internet? Maybe you're just a retarded fuckstick, eh?

    7. Re:Everyone come down a little bit... by Ibanez · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Could it be possible that their 120 suits against spammers are actually at least slightly altruistic in purpose?


      There's a HUGE difference between Microsoft and Bill Gates. Bill Gates has plenty of money, and doesn't need to make more. I highly doubt his sole purpose in life is to make money.

      Microsoft IS NOT Bill Gates. Microsoft exists for one reason only. To make money. There IS some reason that involves money behind this. They don't do things for altruistic purposes. You ever seen a Microsoft donate sums of money and not see it prominently advertised?

      If they were doing this for altruistic purposes, you think the shareholders would be happy? The company answers to the shareholders, and the shareholders don't own Microsoft because it does "good deeds."

      There's no need to hold suspicion. I guarantee there's something involving money behind it. Sure, it might have a positive effect on others, but that's just one more little bit of positive advertising, which generally equates to more money.

      Blake
    8. Re:Everyone come down a little bit... by nachoboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They don't do things for altruistic purposes.

      Before we proceed, let me make the point that I agree with this statement completely. Of course, it could be applied to any corporation as well.

      You ever seen a Microsoft donate sums of money and not see it prominently advertised?

      That said, this is a pretty feeble argument. Suppose, for a moment, that Microsoft only publicizes 50% of the donations it makes. The other half it funnels down to worthy charities in amounts small enough and/or channels obscure enough that the general public never finds out. Would you know about those? Of course not! Claiming we only know about the publicized donations is akin to claiming a product is secure because we've fixed all the known security holes in it. Well, yes, that may be true, but it doesn't rule out the possibility that there are undiscovered or undisclosed flaws.

    9. Re:Everyone come down a little bit... by Ayende+Rahien · · Score: 1

      Dude, what do you *want*, of /course/ that they will ad it to death if they donate moeny/services/computers/software.
      That is what companies *do*.
      Does this make it any less of donation? Or help the needy more?

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      Which witch watched which watch?
    10. Re:Everyone come down a little bit... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Ya know, Al Capone donated a lot to charaties too...

      Once you're established, gathering good feeling is the best way to advertise. People already know about your product and what it can do.

      Of course, if MS didn't have a stake in this, they wouldn't be able to effectivly sue anyone. What would they sue for?

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    11. Re:Everyone come down a little bit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > when it comes to charity

      Based on percentage, the typical tech working would need do give 1 USD to the charity of his or her choice. Now, granted, his percentage does amount to a significant chunk of change, but when it comes to actual altuism, your definetely talking about the wrong guy.

    12. Re:Everyone come down a little bit... by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

      Lessee - Microsoft makes OS and software for profit with known holes in them that anyone can exploit, uses their massive monopolistic market share to gobble up small companies and deign to give a slight nod to a very few "security providers" until MS can gobble *them* up, and now we're supposed to jump up and down cheering madly because in addition to making yet *more* money (awards for damages), MS might, in having invested a miniscule fraction of its financial strength, actually provide some incidental benefit to email users??? Oh, joy.

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    13. Re:Everyone come down a little bit... by n00i3 · · Score: 1

      It's only coz bill gets a lot of spam and if he tries to do something about it then it makes him look good. If i had a billion bucks to shit on; i'd try getting rid of spam too...

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    14. Re:Everyone come down a little bit... by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 1

      All the stuff you mentioned comes under "training". I can train a monkey to do stuff, it doesn't mean the monkey understands what it's doing.
      "Education" is about teaching people to think for themselves.
      Care to try again, or are you just a retarded MS fanboy?
      I never realised how appropriate the "anon. coward" label is.....

  28. Re:No, MS sues John Doe by apiccirilli · · Score: 1

    Actually, if you RTFA, they're suing more than just "pornographers"... Aaron

  29. Re:No, MS sues John Doe by finkployd · · Score: 1

    Notice they're only suing pornographers. As if that's the only annoying spam.

    Well, it is the most annoying spam. Especially if you have little kids you would like to get email addresses for.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not a bible thumping anti-porn type of person, but some of the spam stuff is just vile (and some is illegal), and it is pushed to you instead of requested.

    Finkployd

  30. Explain again.... by vwjeff · · Score: 1

    I might actually get laid soon, then?

    Well, do you want the short answer or the long answer.

    No.

    I guess that was both.

  31. BOOOO Microsoft! by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    See? See everybody suing spammers, and now laws that make spamming criminal, or even jailing spammers???

    I call this abberition of FREE SPEECH. I dont care if it IS commercial speech or individula speech, or "sole properitorship speech" or.....

    This is SPEECH, and in the US, it should be FREE (with exceptions of calls to direct physical harm, or false and intentional cries for help).

    Cursed be to the people who support Microsoft and/or are against spammers. They're only actively using their free speech right.

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    1. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      How is this flamebait? This is the truth.

      I see a somewhat irreputable group.. making use of Free Speech.

      KKK rallies are allowed to romp through cities, and the ACLU fights for them.

      Black Pride groups also protest through towns.. Ditto the ACLU.

      Considering what the KKK supports (death to Blacks, Catholics, and jews), and what spammers want (sell you stuff).. Why are we against spammers?

      It's both speech. Why are both vehemently hated but only 1 is tolerated?

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    2. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was wondering what your website is because I am interested in your products. Can you please list it for us so we can all buy your wonderful products at low, low prices?

    3. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by Ramsey-07 · · Score: 0

      B'cuz Beige is out, biatch!.

    4. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by laird · · Score: 2

      "Considering what the KKK supports (death to Blacks, Catholics, and jews), and what spammers want (sell you stuff).. Why are we against spammers?"

      Because the right to Free Speech (in the US) specifically protects political speech. The KKK, as horrible as it is, is engaging in political dialogue, and it's important for the proper functioning of democracy that political dialogue be protected. And, in particular, it's only unpopular political speech requires active protection.

      Spammers, on the other hand, are simply bugging people to sell them stuff. That's not protected speech.

    5. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The KKK do not waste my bandwidth.

      Black Pride groups do not flood my mailbox, hindering my ability to get my mail.

      NAMBLA does not spend all their free time trying to figure out how to stop me from ignoring them.

      The Fascist Party of America does not sign me up for their mailing lists and sell my name to other groups I have no interest in.

      Spammers do all these things. If their actions were done in realspace rather than the internet, they would be 20 door-to-door salesmen every day, coming to my door and wasting my time. Then when I stop answering the door, they start climbing in my windows.

      Spammers who package bot trojans to do their work for them are like door to door salesmen who kick you in the balls and give you syphilis for opening the door.

      Until the KKK tries to host a rally in my front lawn, I'll tolerate them and prosecute spammers all I want.

    6. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by citog · · Score: 1

      There is a difference though, detestable as the type of organisations you mention are, you can (partially) ignore them by closing your windows or turning off the radio. Many of the spammers are actively breaking into peoples machines and then using them to spread their messages. Would the ACLU defend the KKK if they broke into somebody's home and smashed the windows so that the passing march could be heard? If they then go hang some of their propaganda on the walls of that home, using the 'advertising' space to spread their message would they still be defended on civil liberties grounds?

      There's freedom of speech and then there's interfering with another person's property.

    7. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      ---Because the right to Free Speech (in the US) specifically protects political speech. The KKK, as horrible as it is, is engaging in political dialogue, and it's important for the proper functioning of democracy that political dialogue be protected. And, in particular, it's only unpopular political speech requires active protection.

      ---Spammers, on the other hand, are simply bugging people to sell them stuff. That's not protected speech.

      Have you ever seen a filibuster in Senate? That's when there's slim majority to vote on a bill, but not enough to stop people from taking the podium.. The actual filibuster is when the senators read from long books. The phone book is common, but about 10 or so years ago, another book was much more common: Sears Roebuck Catalog.

      Is this political speech, or is it commerical?

      Or how about somebody actively saying how good a product is. And they do this at the state fair, so that your comment goes through the airwaves.

      Is this political speech, or commerical speech (Assuming this was an honest opinion with no money transferring hands)?

      Or the other group of spammers that the government supports... Snail mail spam. Credit card offers, repair offers, "Checks" that grant you a loan if cashed, items with threats attached threatening your credit if you dont send money or item back....

      Yeah, the companies spend money on this, but so what? It's still bulk that fills mailboxes. And it's NOT digitally preprossable to stop junk.

      Or even the CAN-SPAM law itself.. It explicitly ALLOWS politicians and political surveys to still solicit. Yes, they are ABOVE THE LAW. Why?

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    8. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by Quinto · · Score: 2, Informative

      The "freedom of speech" that the ACLU is protecting in the case of the KKK protest is drastically different than the "speech" of spammers.

      Suppose a KKK rally group walked in your front door and "demonstrated" in your living room. Freedom of speech certainly doesn't protect the action of trespassing.

      The root of the difference is that the KKK demonstration is held in a public place. You can go home to get away from it. Spammers send spam to your email account. Your particular email address/server/ISP, etc are all privately "owned" things, similar to your house. Freedom of speech and demonstration of the masses do not trump the right to privacy (or the property rights) of the individual.

    9. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      It's both speech. Why are both vehemently hated but only 1 is tolerated?

      You have the right to speak. You don't have the right to force me to listen, and make me pay for the priveledge of doing so.

    10. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      ---Until the KKK tries to host a rally in my front lawn, I'll tolerate them and prosecute spammers all I want.

      Have you ever witnissed a friend have a large burning cross placed in their lawn??

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    11. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      And you bring upon yet another MUCH MORE important fact about the Internet, and your connection in particular...

      Why are you paying for upload bandwidth? You can control downloads, not uploads. And also, why dont you have a basic shell account with procmail filters? Procmail on your mailservers cut a lot of crap if configured right. Simply deleting all mails with incorrect send-to: field kills much spam.

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    12. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      And in this case, the perpetrator can be prosecuted for trespass (and probably arson). That's when their actions have crossed the line from protected, political speech into an invasion of privacy and a dangerous act.

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    13. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by gremlins · · Score: 1

      Because one is for commercial gain the other has to do with being able to express your political views. It is the same reason you can restrict cigaret ads from television.

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    14. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by bigberk · · Score: 1

      When spammers hijack granny's cable modem, and waste my bandwidth with unsolicited mail, jacking up my hosting costs, they are doing illegal things for which they are liable. This is not free speech, this is theft of resources.

    15. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a KKK member you insensitive clod.

      -In sovit russia, the KKK loves blacks jews etc...

    16. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, and I doubt you have either.

    17. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by Mant · · Score: 1

      I assume you are also against laws that stop people spamming with fax machines too, right? Even though it costs the recepiant?

      Email spam costs, it isn't free to transport it across the network, but like with faxes the sender doesn't foot the bill.

      I also object to being harassed, which is what spam amounts it. I don't want to wade through it, I don't want to spend my time on it, but what about my rights? Must I give up on email because of other people's right to "free speech"?.

      Does your ideal of free speech include the right to go around holding up porn pictures to kids? Should that be protected? Sending porn spam to kids?

      Living in a society requires some compromises, you recognise that yourself when you say "with exceptions". They may the only exceptions you want, but most societies (including the US) seem to want a few more.

    18. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by Mant · · Score: 1

      You pay in time, and our ISP pays moving the messages around, and dealing with spam, and the costs get passed on.

      People just want an email account, becuase there are technical ways to reduce spam doesn't makie it any better. There are technical ways to reduce burglary too, but that doesn't excuse it.

    19. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by Mant · · Score: 1

      Method

      The KKK have a much more obnoxious message, but are easy to ignore. The spammers have a (sometimes) less obnoxious message, but a much more intrusive and costly method of forcing that message on people who wish to ignore it.

      With the exceptions of actually illegal spam content, nobody is saying the spammers can't try and sell their wares, they object to how. If someone put up posters all over my house without my permission, I'd be pissed at them whatever the message.

    20. Re:BOOOO Microsoft! by laird · · Score: 1

      "Or even the CAN-SPAM law itself.. It explicitly ALLOWS politicians and political surveys to still solicit. Yes, they are ABOVE THE LAW. Why?"

      Betcause (to repeat myself) in the US political speech is protected by the Constitution. The CAN-SPAM law cannot limit political speech, or it would be overturned in the courts as unconstitutional.

      I can't understand the point of the rest of your post. Could you please explain again?

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  33. Well it won't be the deth bell or anything-Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But it will help. All technology, lawsuits, and prosecution helps slow the increase (hopefully to the point of making it negative) of [Pirating]. Technology and lawsuits both make [Pirating] a less [Enjoyable] proposition. The less [Pirated Content] that gets through, the [More] sales you make. The more [Pirates] that get sued and lose their ass, the less likely the average [Pirate] is to come out ahead. The more [Pirates] get locked up, the more scary a proposition it is to new ones.

    It's all about making it less attractive. It will always be attractive to some, even if thepbenalty is death by anal probe. However the numbers CAN be reduced by things like this.

    Up till receantly, all it took to be a [Pirate] was a total lack of ethics. There was basically no risk. You wouldn't get sued, and there was no law against it. Combine that with the returns, you had a lot of people lining up.

    Well now there IS a risk. You can get your sued to the point of losing everything, and locked up in jail for a good long time. Also the returns will continue to get worse as more and more gets blocked.

    We can never expcet to get rid of [Pirating] completely, but with effort we can curtail it. It's not like drugs where people demand it, actively seek it out, and will pay massive amount of money for it. Most people, even those that buy from it, don't want to get it. Thus all you really need to do is make it unattractive to people and most of it will die off."

    I couldn't agree more.

  34. Driving their competition out of business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MSN is selling spamming services. That includes bandwidth, IP useage, and addresses. If you look at can spam, it was crafted to allow this crap. It was crafted for MS, AOL, and Yahoo.

  35. Re:FP? by MEGAMAID · · Score: 4, Insightful

    basically no direct benefit to them

    Are you kidding? I'm sure there is a huge benefit to them in the cost of running Hotmail. Hotmail accounts would be send millions of spam a day.

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  36. What are the punishments? by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Are there damages? Can suing spammers actually be a revenue stream for MS?

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    1. Re:What are the punishments? by Mishkin · · Score: 1

      If it is a revenue stream they better not be the only ones sueing spammers for income.
      That would make them a Monopoly!

    2. Re:What are the punishments? by Lux · · Score: 1

      In totally unrelated news, MSN became profitable last quarter.

      It's a pretty roundabout way to capitalize Hotmail for advertizing revenue, but I like it. :)

  37. whatever it takes I guess by phoric · · Score: 2

    DDoS them, sue them, whatever it takes I guess. Maybe we can't stop them from changing ISP's and moving servers around to avoid attacks, but maybe M$ can eventually bankrupt them. Use evil to fight evil?

  38. Re:Hooray! Go Microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You sick sick man!

    We need 10cc of GNU/Linux STAT!

  39. Increased space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they want to cut junk mail, why did they increase the storage space?

    1. Re:Increased space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes, because the only possible reason in increasing storage space is to receive more spam.........

  40. This will work brilliantly! by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

    It might even work as well as the lawsuits against filesharers.

    In all seriousness, if the passage of the law changed nothing, likely the lawsuits will only stop those targeted, and ten will spring up to replace the one that got nailed. They also can do next to nothing about spammers outside the US. So, while I have to give a (rare) salute to Microsoft on this one, I don't think it'll do much to stem the flood.

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  41. Publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is akin to Macdonalds suing a dodgy fast food corner store... It's not going to make a difference, but it will get their name in the paper.

  42. It's funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hahaha, Microsoft is supposed to be an evil corporation! LOL, now everybody's going to act confused! See, because they usually bash Microsoft, they'll make dumb posts that supposedly point out the irony to get them funny points! OMFGROFL it's so FUNNY!

  43. I'm so torn by alphax45 · · Score: 1

    I hate M$... but do I hate spam more?
    it's the the elections; which peice of scum do you vote for? (I'm candian btw; so I'm talking canadian politics here)
    I guess we all loose whoever wins.

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    K Man
    1. Re:I'm so torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you just more or less described american politics, and probably the politics of "democracies" worldwide, fake or real.

  44. Microsoft sues, spammers retaliate... by xstonedogx · · Score: 1

    ...by pointing their DNS records to microsoft.com and waiting for Lycos to strike.

  45. I feel odd by jm91509 · · Score: 1

    Go Microsoft?

    Microsoft is the good guy?

    Hummmm must be a full moon...

  46. Screw spam, let them take on spyware/malware! by ayeco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Spyware and malware is partly their fault. If they really want to clean up their own image, apologize and take on the jerks who cause so much frustration. This stuff is killing productivity, costs millions, and drives people crazy.

    Spam's got nothing on spyware.

  47. More government meddling by NonSequor · · Score: 0

    I don't think the government should make laws regarding the sexual orientation of emails. What they do in the privacy of their own homes is their business.

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  48. Harrassment isn't free speech by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 3, Insightful

    KKK rallies are allowed to romp through cities

    But they're not allowed to come into people's houses and harrass them. Not if they don't want to be charged with trespassing and breaking & entering--and that's assuming the house owner's shotgun doesn't do them in first (assuming the state has sane home defence laws). That's the difference.

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    1. Re:Harrassment isn't free speech by metlin · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      >assuming the state has sane home defence laws

      US - probably the only country where the right to shoot someone who comes into your house is considered sane :-)

    2. Re:Harrassment isn't free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      excuse us for living in a country in which we value natural rights which cannot be taken away, not as the fucking frogs found out, rights by committee -- anything granted by men can be taken away be men. And property rights are one of these. The Bill of Rights does not /grant/ rights but merely states that those rights will never be taken away. If someone breaks into my house, i will shoot them and I will not even feel like I have to go to confession for it. They are violating my property rights, and possibly endangering the lives of my family. Criminals deserve to die. All criminals deserve to die. And if I can deal with it on my own, then the better for society because they don't have to pay for the the trial. Very utilitarian.

    3. Re:Harrassment isn't free speech by Anarcho-Goth · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but would you be interested in a fake rolex watch?

      If not I'll kindly go away for about 5 minutes and then knock on your door again.

      wash rinse repeat

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      If you are a Liberal or a Conservative, then HAVE A NICE DAY!
      Courage.
  49. too confusing by ocularDeathRay · · Score: 0

    Have you ever watched a football game, where you hated both teams so much you wanted them both to lose?

    oh wait. forgot this was slashdot....

    have you ever watched a football game?

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    1. Re:too confusing by Atrax · · Score: 1

      what is this..... football of which you speak?

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  50. At the very least, by HermanAB · · Score: 1
    it may make spammers remove hotmail accounts from their lists.

    I'm sure it will put a damper on things. When AOL, Earthlink and MS sue spammers, it must have an effect, but spam will only stop once Cisco sells spam filtering routers that will drop all spam packets on the floor.

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    Oh well, what the hell...
    1. Re:At the very least, by Indy1 · · Score: 1

      why do you need a cisco router? iptables works wonders for my mail server.

      I even tarpit the spammy fucks.

      http://mail.btfh.net/spam.txt
      http://mail.btfh. net/asia-spam.txt

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    2. Re:At the very least, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Postfix/ClamAV/SpamAssassin is fine for mail servers - I want the large network carriers to drop the packets on the net, so that spam doesn't propagate at all, but simply disappears into thin air when they try to send it.

  51. Message? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    With Microsoft's deep pockets, can they effectively send a resounding message to spammers?

    Yes. That message is "Don't spam *.microsoft.com with t3h pr0n!" We don't really have anything to do with what you spam others with.

    LK

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  52. Re:Hooray! Go Microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa holy shit I stop hitting refresh for an hour and people are modding posts like "Hooray! Go Microsoft" +5. What did I miss? I'm looking out of my Window(tm) and I don't see any pigs flying.

    So if hell froze over does that mean everything I said about "...when hell freezes over" came true? Uh-oh.

  53. The Microsoft drone and Spammers. by Ramsey-07 · · Score: 0

    Has anyone forgotten the all important drone??

    Is microsoft attacking the spammers because the spammers are using their drones?

    If in agreement:

    Download: http://www.tucows.com/preview/213160.html Sygate Personal Firewall, http://www.lavasoftusa.com/software/adaware/ Adaware free, http://www.mozilla.org/ Mozilla Firefox.

    Goto IE
    Set a fake proxy server in Tools -> Options -> Connections -> Lan settings
    So you never use IE again, even accidentally, or with kids messing around.

    Just put in fake as the address and 8080 (or whatever) as the port, simple.

    Install Adaware, Run adaware but don't commence searching, kill explorer.exe from the task manager, keep taskmanager open and now commence searching with Adaware.

    Goto the Applications tab and click on New Task, enter into the box *Shudder* "explorer.exe".

    Install Sygate's free firewall, Sygate Personal Firewall, Most secure there is out there, no bloated crap that Norton pushes.

    Install Firefox and Thunderbird.

    None of this software asks you for ANYTHING...

    Don't forget to eventually BUY a subscription virus tool though.

    In the alternative that you're a cheap ass you can use http://www.free-av.com/.

    It isn't perfect software but virus protection is a must, no matter what you do or how weak it is.

    There, and not one penny spent, nearly complete protection.

    The main reason why I'm doing this is because one person whom does this means one thousand less potential spam emails out there..my own little spam attack..

    Come on guy's!! Mod me up!

    Err, Wash, rinse and repeat =)

  54. Re:FP? by aacool · · Score: 1
    Pray tell more - are they spammers?

    Or do they contract with spammers?

    Perhaps they run afoul of the brown-paper law

  55. WHY MUST IT BE? by 100MHzperhour · · Score: 0, Funny

    I love SPAM! It really tastes great fried or with fried rice, or boiled with some Ramen noodles. Seriously, give it a try. Now microsoft wants to sue food companies....a$$hats, i swear! pffft!!!!

  56. MS should filter outgoing spam from Hotmail first by XChilde · · Score: 1

    Most of the spam I received came from Hotmail mail boxes.

  57. Today's MS Friend-o-meter reading by Linuxathome · · Score: 4, Funny
    Friend [---------------*--] Foe
    Two notches towards friend since yesterday.
    1. Re:Today's MS Friend-o-meter reading by FireBook · · Score: 1

      Only because some microsoft spin paramedic put a megnet on the meter.

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  58. Self-serving Distraction Generator by eyepeepackets · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Could it be that Microsoft is trying to generate some positive news for itself at a time when even the average Joe and Josephine are pissed because their Microsoft OSes are trashed after being on the net for a few hours? Or is Microsoft doing this Spam battle out of the goodness of their hearts?

    Curious, but the invective hurled against Microsoft by average non-geek folks certainly has exploded recently: Seems even grandmas understand Microsoft sold them a pretty bag full of moths, metaphorically speaking.

    This could make for an interesting ending of the Microsoft con: The greedy, gluttonous dragon devours its own heart and falls over dead.

    Add your own happily-ever-after line here.

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    Everything in the Universe sucks: It's the law!
    1. Re:Self-serving Distraction Generator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hours? Try minutes, or seconds.

    2. Re:Self-serving Distraction Generator by TM22721 · · Score: 1

      Ding Ding Ding

      We have a winner !

      Bill is smarter than we acknowledge.

  59. Re:Hooray! Go Microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So if hell froze over does that mean everything I said about "...when hell freezes over" came true? Uh-oh.

    Uh-oh??? Are you kidding? There are some girls I need to call right now!

  60. Like all things... by defile · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...making them illegal doesn't necessarily mean people will stop doing them.

    If you make spam illegal and prosecute the people sending it, you basically force businesses who respect the law out of the market, and what remains are the businesses with no respect for the law: organized criminals

    The mob's next frontier is spam, and spam's next frontier is the mob. I don't think this is an improvement.

    1. Re:Like all things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...making them illegal doesn't necessarily mean people will stop doing them."

      No, but it does make life a lot less comfortable for those engaged in illegal activity.

      "If you make spam illegal and prosecute the people sending it, you basically force businesses who respect the law out of the market..."

      The current situation is: businesses who respect the law (and don't want to annoy their potential customers) don't spam. Does M$ spam? Does Adobe? Electronic Arts? No they don't, though they do have (responsibly run opt-in) mailing lists. As for little (otherwise legitimate) businesses trying to sell their crap by random mail out, if they've added my email to their lists without my knowledge or consent then they are already breaking the law because they are spamming me. I don't care what the product is, if I didn't ask for the info then I don't want it, its spam.

      "...and what remains are the businesses with no respect for the law: organized criminals"

      Which makes it even easier to catch them: anyone offering bulk mailout services is clearly a criminal, and should be fined and jailed. Easy enough?

      "The mob's next frontier is spam, and spam's next frontier is the mob. I don't think this is an improvement."

      A brilliant insight, if you ignore the fact that the Russian mafia has been involved in spam, spyware and viruses for some years now.

    2. Re:Like all things... by defile · · Score: 1

      We're left with little option but to make it illegal, I agree. But in doing so we create a black market, and spam's the kind of thing where the criminals can be Russian mobsters in Russia.

  61. WHY it won't work by aws910 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It will not do anything to stop the spead of spam, and this is why:

    These 120 spammers represent a very small section of the entire spammer population, and I doubt that they've got big guys like Ralsky on it. You won't see M$ getting anywhere near the spam gangs, either. In fact, when you think about it, M$ is the reason some spam gangs even exist! Think about all the security holes in XP that allow it to be hijacked and used as a spam relay. Also, think about the "open-relay-by-default" nature of some M$ mailserver products. Maybe these lawsuits are Microsoft's way of saying "Our bad!"

    Given the difficulty/cost of tracking down spammers and nailing them, I think it will just turn spamming into a different industry. The (smart) spammers will just go farther underground and become more sophisticated in their ways of avoiding detection/liability. These 120 guys were probably just amateurs that didn't know what they were doing anyway.

  62. What is this lying shit about registered users by joemontoya · · Score: 0

    starting at 1? Okay I am using fewer junk characters, but I bet it will be 0/

    1. Re:What is this lying shit about registered users by joemontoya · · Score: 0

      Yep, it is still zero. So I am getting more spam and I didn't get to start my lame as comments at 1? What is up with that. Ohh slashdot requires me to wait 2 minutes between lame as posts .... OHHHH isn't that clever.

    2. Re:What is this lying shit about registered users by joemontoya · · Score: 0

      If my post level is 0, why is my read level 1? Oops have to wait for the 2 minute warning.

    3. Re:What is this lying shit about registered users by joemontoya · · Score: 0

      2 minutes so everyone else can post. I am sure everyone wants to post on this topic, all 110 of them. And who is this Cowboy neal guy? Why does he keep talking about Microsoft. Sounds like Micro-Soft envy to me.

    4. Re:What is this lying shit about registered users by joemontoya · · Score: 0

      I wonder how long it will take them to ban me if I keep doing this?

  63. Microsoft can't keep spammers away by Neelay+Thaker · · Score: 1

    Due to the sheer high number of spammers, it is difficult to reduce spam by suing them. There are thousands of spammers out there and it is not possible for a company of even Microsoft's standing to go after each of them. Suing 120 out of thousands is far from sending aresounding message. The only thing that can restrict spamming is a strict federal law.

    1. Re:Microsoft can't keep spammers away by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      yes, but its a deterrent. Spamming isnt a business with a large profit margin these days, every time a spammer gets sued it raises the potential costs for the others and a few are pushed out of the business.

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      "goodbye and hello, as always" ~Prince Corwin, from Zelazny's Amber series
  64. I've had it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you losers .. WHO CARES ABOUT SPAM?

    Because of you anti spam whacko zealots who dont know how to delete an email message .. people's civil liberties are going down the tube and the govt. is hunting down people who are just trying to make a living .. freaking DEAL WITH THE GODDAMN INCONVENIENCE.

    People dont mind rapists and murderes getting away .. but they want to skin alive anyone who causes them 1 second of delay. And yes an individual email only takes up one second of your time. I understand you get lots of spam from different sources .. but how can you punish someone who's doing what a lot of others are doing .. The punishments that the spammers receive is assymetrical revenge considering that the particular individual actually only cause one or two seconds of inconvenience per victim.

    People are just screwed up nowadays .. everyone wants to get vengeful revenge for every ittle slight .. what happened to the goals of rehabiliation .. or at least proportionate punishment. What's inflicting suffering going to do .. why do people gain satisfaction from it?
    It's screwed up.

    1. Re:I've had it by NuclearDog · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Because of you anti spam whacko zealots who dont know how to delete an email message .. people's civil liberties are going down the tube and the govt. is hunting down people who are just trying to make a living .. freaking DEAL WITH THE GODDAMN INCONVENIENCE.

      People dont mind rapists and murderes getting away .. but they want to skin alive anyone who causes them 1 second of delay. And yes an individual email only takes up one second of your time. I understand you get lots of spam from different sources .. but how can you punish someone who's doing what a lot of others are doing .. The punishments that the spammers receive is assymetrical revenge considering that the particular individual actually only cause one or two seconds of inconvenience per victim."


      Let's assume you're correct in saying it only takes 2 seconds per message, although I think it takes a bit more.

      If we assume 1 million copies of the message are sent out and reach someone's inbox, that's 2000000 seconds, or about 555.5 hours, collectively taken by that spammer.

      If we assume that all these people were making a mere $8 an hour, that's now $4444.00 that spammer has cost.

      That's not very realistic, though. Let's assume that 5 million messages found their way into some inboxes, and all the people were paid $25/hour and it took them 5 seconds to delete.

      5000000*5/60/60*25 == $173611.12

      Now, with about 100 messages a day finding their way into the average inbox (wild guess), that's $17,361,112.00 it has cost.

      Still think it's a minor inconvenience?

      "I understand you get lots of spam from different sources .. but how can you punish someone who's doing what a lot of others are doing .."

      So because Hitler killed a shit-load of jews (yes I know, some law about the longer a usenet thread continues, the more likely a comparison to Hitler & Nazis is...) and was never punished for it (he killed himself before anyone else got to him), we should let other people attempt to kill off a race without punishing them as long as they kill themselves once they're done?

      Come on, that's just weak.

      ND

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      This statement is forty-five characters long.
    2. Re:I've had it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the risk of feeding a troll...

      Every million spam emails sent is 277 man hours of people pressing delete. This is not counting the costs of upgrading pipes, blocking off infected machines, improving spam filters, and listening to people complain about spam.

      Sure, a spam or two a day isn't bad.

      Several hundred to several thousand a day, on the other hand, gives you cause to flat out abandon your email account. This has happened to people that I know.

      Rehabilitation is for people that don't realize what they're doing is wrong, or that can be rehabilitated. Spammers KNOW that this is wrong, they KNOW that people hate it, and they KNOW that at this point it's now illegal.

    3. Re:I've had it by falsified · · Score: 1

      Conversely, if someone's at work checking his/her email, and this person is cleaning the inbox (rather than simply reading the actual work-related mail), he/she is probably doing this during the fuck-around part of the work day, usually right after lunch or early in the morning. The person would be considerably unlikely to be doing any real work anyway, so if there were no spam to delete he/she would probably be hanging out at the water cooler or getting a cup of coffee anyway. Your numbers are still relevant but they should be greatly trimmed down.

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    4. Re:I've had it by Mant · · Score: 2

      All you losers .. WHO CARES ABOUT SPAM?

      1. Big companies who have to pay people to install and maintain anti-spam measures
      2. Small business where people have to deal with spam themselves. Anyone owning a domain name gets bucketfuls of the stuff
      3. ISPs and backbone providers who it costs money to move the messages around
      4. Parents who don't want their kids getting pornographic email
      5. Anyone who values their time at all

      People's civil liberties and not suffering from anti-spam laws (maybe other things, but that is off topic). They exist for the same reasons their are laws against unsolicited fax spamming. It costs people other than the sender, and the receiver didn't ask to receive it.

      It is method, not content, that is the problem. Nobody's right to try and sell stuff is being harmed.

      If someone came around and put up posters advertising stuff all over your house, would you just "DEAL WITH THE GODDAMN INCONVENIENCE" of removing them? No? Think how much of people's time is wasted by millions of spam emails. You are talking years.

      Most anti-spam laws do allow spam if it has opt out, doesn't spoof the sender and sometimes has to be labled.

      No idea where you get "People dont mind rapists and murderes getting away" from. Maybe on planet Troll, but down here, yes they very much do.

    5. Re:I've had it by Lou57 · · Score: 1

      YOU'VE had it!?!?

      What about those poor guys in the government just trying to make a living?

      Of course, don't worry about the guys like me. I'm the one that has to explain to the CFO why we have to purchase all this software to combat SPAM.

      And I wouldn't bother to combat it at all -- except that I keep being called into differnet company Vice President's office and am shown SPAM with those lovely explicit pictures that would embarrass a gynecologist and have to explain myself. AS IF I SENT THEM, RIGHT?!

      Now you and I know why they "just don't get it". But they are trying to protect the OTHER folks in the office from these offensive pictures and imputations about inadequate anatomy. Let's not even bother mentioning the waste of productivity because they are trying to make a living.

      So you see, I HAVE to SOLVE it. And guess what? I'm just trying to make a living too.

      So, since these folks sending them OBVIOUSLY don't care about me, don't be so naive and act surprised that I don't care about them. OK?

      Grow up.

      --
      Lou
    6. Re:I've had it by LocoMan · · Score: 1

      Unless checking that email is actually part of work, like where I work for example (video production) that we use email regularly to send and receive scripts for videos, pictures to add to them and audio (music and speech) in MP3 format to work with until we receive the definitive high quality versions, just to name the few things we've used it for this week alone.

    7. Re:I've had it by herbierobinson · · Score: 1

      If you don't think it's a problem, why didn't you post YOUR e-mail address?

      --
      An engineer who ran for Congress. http://herbrobinson.us
  65. In the former Soviet Union.. by atari2600 · · Score: 0

    Soviet sue SPAM and Microsoft..

    Ah fuck it. Good job Microsoft.

    Happy Holidays slashdotters.

    1. Re:In the former Soviet Union.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in soviet russia, spammers sue you!

  66. Nothing to be too excited about. by Parandor · · Score: 1

    After all, suing spammers is good PR and it is a lot cheaper than rebuilding windows 2K/XP to fix them. They chose to put their money on longhorn. Personnaly, I agree with their strategy, even if I do not believe that longhorn will be functionnal in its first releases.

  67. I thought that CAN-SPAM... by andreMA · · Score: 1
    ...abolished the right of private action?

    Or is this right now just limited to Corporations?

    ...I must have missed how this was different from Fascism

  68. Re:MS should filter outgoing spam from Hotmail fir by Atrax · · Score: 1

    Most of the spam you received claimed to come from Hotmail mail boxes.

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  69. When it becomes obvious that your OS is the reason by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    When it becomes obvious that your OS is the reason spam is so bad, ...

    find a bad guy or two to take the attention off yourself.

    That's all. Nothing to see here. Move on.

    When Microsoft announces they've actually discovered their attempts to keep on top of the industry and the market are _exactly_ the source of the bugs in their OS,

    When they decide 95% of the desktop market was good enough and decide to retire from competing and simply try to make what they've already sold function somewhere close to spec (Can't be done, but they could sure get closer.),

    When Bill admits publicly that his vision of technical nirvana doesn't even fit the average geek, much less the average consumer,

    Then we can give Microsoft the benefit of the doubt.

    Only then.

    Until then, them going after the bad guys is just the biggest bad guy trying to shore up his position.

  70. Microsoft could end spam tomorrow by bigberk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm saying this very seriously. They probably run the world's busiest email domain, and get a shitload of spam. If they cooperated with the community, via dcc, or even just by publishing their own blocklist -- other ISPs could start using that list tomorrow to kill pretty much all spam sources.

    But Microsoft don't share, I don't buy this bull about how MS is trying to end spam. It would take 2 of their engineers and one week to set up a very effective blocklist just based on the garbage being thrown at hotmail all the time. Then the world would know about virtually all spam sources.

  71. I guess lawyers work cheaper than programmers by webweave · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting to know how much spam is a direct result of owned windoze boxes versus the amount they will stop with lawyers taking a few spammers to court.

    Oh, yea. If they could fix problems with programmers they would not be hiring lawyers.

    1. Re:I guess lawyers work cheaper than programmers by bigberk · · Score: 2, Informative
      It would be interesting to know how much spam is a direct result of owned windoze boxes
      This would be easy to test. If your mail server runs OpenBSD or Linux, use passive OS fingerprinting, also ported to netfilter, to scrutinize mail coming from windows boxes. Then see how much legit mail you receive from Windows hosts.
  72. This will work brilliantly!-Karma. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Naturally. You'd think that a room full of (self-declaring) intelligent geeks would know that spam and illegal file trading are social problems, and have nothing to do with technology.

    I personally hope that both problems get worse. Why? Simple really. Sooner or later we all are going to have to let go of our skewed visions of the world, and acknowlege that the problem lies within us. Not technology, or the "enemy". But within each and every one of ourselves, and the choices we have made. Yes virginia, there are consequences, and for bad decisions there are bad consequences. Rationalizing those away is like saying gravity doesn't exist. The only difference between the two is that the consequences of the former aren't always as dramatic, or quick (1).

    (1) Karma. Doesn't always hit like you want it to, but sooner or latter it will. How many of you out there are suffering the consequences of something you did in your "didn't know any better" years?

  73. How are we supposed to cheer here? by dteichman · · Score: 1

    Go Microsoft! Beat the crap out of that .01% of all spammers!

    Wait!

    *realization that this actually helps Microsoft*

    Go spammers! Put up a legal defense! Beat the monolithic corporation that's about to kick your collective ass.

    *realization that I'm cheering for the spammers*

    ...

  74. Same problem with ludd.ltu.se.. by mikael_j · · Score: 1
    There are spam filters in place for the mail servers for LuDD but I still get a handful of "r0leX 1s Forever!!" spams every day, way to pick your target audience..

    /Mikael

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    Greylisting is to SMTP as NAT is to IPv4
  75. No. by raehl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We still hate Microsoft, but we like that they're suing spammers.

    If two people you really don't like kill each other, you can still hate them even though they both did you a favor.

  76. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the FUCK did three comments with "FP?" in their subject line get modded above -1? We must take steps to eradicate such spam from /....

    Mods, please mod parent, GP and GGP posts down into oblivion!

  77. Microsoft's True Motive by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 3, Funny

    The company is diversifying into... penis extensions!

    A whole new meaning to "embrace and extend".

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    Rich And Stupid is not so bad as Working For Rich And Stupid.
  78. Lawyers??? by Godman · · Score: 1

    Aren't all of Microsoft's lawyer's busy fending off other lawsuits? Where are they going to find time to keep the company out of court AND sue spammers?

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  79. The facilitate spam by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft provides DNS and mail service hosting to the large scale lottery scam.
    Next time you receive one of these ("you have won a big price in the lottery") check the domain name you are supposed to send mail to. Usually some variation on "cashchangeukltd.com".
    Do a whois on it. In 99% of cases, it has been registered by Microsoft!
    The "technical contact" is an address that only sends an auto-reply tellig you another address (pdbeta@microsoft.com). That one is linked to /dev/null.

    When you send a mail to the mentioned cashchange address, it usually returns after a few days with some "mailbox overflow" or "could not contact mailserver" reply *FROM HOTMAIL*.

    So, Microsoft are fully in the position to do something with this. Yet, they ignore all abuse mail about this topic.

  80. The evils of the net changing? by dygital · · Score: 1

    Microsoft isn't so bad... in my opinion if they help the enforcement is the open-source development of better email protocols. AOL isnt so bad either, they too are changing for the better giving their members virus scan for free... So, maybe we ought to hate them less, and give them a 2nd chance...

  81. I spam, therefor Internet am. by code01err · · Score: 1

    Spam is useless information right? We should get Bill to close down the internet! Stupid useless Internet, i wish wish it was edible at least!

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  82. Go get them MS! by tsa · · Score: 1

    With Microsoft's deep pockets, can they effectively send a resounding message to spammers?"

    I hope so. My penis is now 20 m long, I have about fifty Rolexes and don't get me started about the amount of MS software I have crammed in my closets!

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    -- Cheers!

    1. Re:Go get them MS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, u really made me laugh...

  83. You know, you just illustrate the problem by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There used to be a time where we all actually opened emails from strangers in other countries.

    E.g., when I wrote that walkthrough of mine and put my real email address in it (again, spam was not yet a problem), it never occured to me that I'd ever want to discriminate against, say, gamers from Korea if they have questions.

    E.g., when I posted on newsgroups, I actually expected that some people would answer privately per email. No point in dragging the whole thread off-topic, after all. Some of them were, yes, in other countries. If I was talking about Linux or about 3D programming in assembly, I wasn't going to reject potentially valuable information from someone just because their email info is from Elbonia.

    The fact that nowadays email addresses are some jealously guarded family secret, and that we're gladly blocking whole countries or continents, is the effect of spam that I hate the most. It just shows the extent of the damage these fucks have done to this public resource.

    So, well, in fact I actually aggree to your point of view. Let them flee if they want to. Then we can block just the countries which still encourage them, and maybe reclaim our communication resource to the rest of them. Having a usable communication channel even to just half the world, is better than what we have today.

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  84. Gmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, i guess Mr. Gates should open an account in Gmail... any one?

  85. License revisions by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    Can't Microsoft revise their EULA to state that their OS cannot be used for spamming? and that the license will be revoked by Microsoft if caught doing so?

    Sure, this might move the spammer off Windows when caught, but configuring a Linux type system would be beyonf the capabilities of some spammers.

  86. Because ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... whilst they could clearly afford to just hire hitmen and take out the spammers that way it'd be bound to get out and, whilst people here might well applaud, it would be bad for the corporate image.

  87. In Redmond... by IO+ERROR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your post advocates a

    ( ) technical (x) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which vary from state to state.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    (x) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires cooperation from too many of your friends and is counterintuitive
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    (x) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business
    (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever worked
    ( ) Other:

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    (x) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    (x) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    (x) Asshats
    (x) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    (x) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    (x) Extreme profitability of spam
    ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    (x) Technically illiterate politicians
    (x) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    (x) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook
    ( ) Other:

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures cannot involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures cannot involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    (x) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    (x) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough
    ( ) Other:

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    (x) Nice try, dude, but I don't think it will work.
    ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

    In Redmond only old people sue spammers.

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    How am I supposed to fit a pithy, relevant quote into 120 characters?
  88. Re:MS should filter outgoing spam from Hotmail fir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Most of the spam I received came from Hotmail mail boxes."

    Try whois look up; I think you'll find that very little spam actually comes from Hotmail (clue: most headers are forged).

    Whatever your opinion of MS (mine's pretty low), they have actually done a reasonable job of cleaning up Hotmail.

  89. Steve Ballmers comment on this by shad0w47 · · Score: 0

    Spammers! Spammers! Spammers! Spammers!

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  90. Now if only... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    ...we can convince Mr. Gates that those computer generated 'cease and desist' orders from the RIAA are spam...

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    It's the end of my comment as I know it and I feel fine.
  91. MS has so much money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that they can even buy the feelings and ideals of anti-MS folks everywhere. They just hadn't figured out how to do it until now.

    Not to mention the additional good will among others; in their next anti-trust trial, the argument will be that they have demonstrated their care and concern for the community as a whole...

  92. Spam is overly villified. by RandoX · · Score: 1

    Let's face it, for the average user spam is little more than annoying. I understand that it causes a significant amount of network traffic, but I've never had to fix a neighbor or family member's computer because of spam. Viruses, trojans, worms, adware and spyware are a different story. I've never seen spam grind a system to a halt.

  93. ..and the winner is by Kjella · · Score: 1

    I don't want Microsoft to win money from spammers, but I want to spammers to burn and die (and go broke in the process).

    ..and the winner is *drumroll* lawyers!

    Oh. Wait. Now we got three evils...

    Kjella

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  94. The day the /. crowd had to make a choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft vs. Spammers :)

  95. Buying Microsoft Office XP for only $89? by Slashamatic · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would love to see Bill's reaction when he gets one of those.

  96. M$ vs SCO in our future? by Igloodude · · Score: 1

    I think this is just the semifinals of the "IT Industry" Conference of the US Civil Justice Championship. M$ beat the DoJ and Netscape to get here, SCO beat Novell (and had a bye) and is currently matched against IBM. Winner of these two go head-to-head for the championship. Personally I'd like to see SCO vs the spammers for purely satanic reasons.

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  97. The message is more likely to someone else... by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
    With Microsoft's deep pockets, can they effectively send a resounding message to spammers?

    Consider the state and federal legistlators standing up to spammers (i.e. grandstanding ineffectively for positive PR). Microsoft is likely doing the same...just they are smart enough to know it is only a stunt. Billy Joe Bob state congressman might think he is doing some good.

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    When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
  98. Why microsoft is really suing by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    Because the spammers probably violate some obscure patent on spamming that microsoft holds.

  99. Can they send a message? by DeVilla · · Score: 1
    With Microsoft's deep pockets, can they effectively send a resounding message to spammers?

    Well, ya. It's the same message they have for all of us. "Make a deal with us or face the consequences."

  100. well yes, MS has the legal guns to hurt spammers by museumpeace · · Score: 1
    but if they did what Lycos did, then any spammer with a known server name/address would be toast. Imagine every MS EULA having an exta checkbox:
    I [_]do [_]do not consent to enable my windows version Idle Task to send packets to known spam servers as a means to disrupt spamming.
    I don't like MS, I don't like their EULAs but a trick like that could make me feel a lot better.
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  101. More Horses Asses Than Horses Found! by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Man, I find it really eye opening when multi-billion user license business take on immorality. I figure when people can you a liar, and a thief, and not be wrong; Its time to shut up, and not be noticeable.

    Of course there is the soap opera of one horses ass attacking another horses ass, because lets face it, there ARE more horses asses, than horses.

  102. WRONG!!! by Evil+Butters · · Score: 1

    No, no, no... You got it all wrong. What MS is trying to do is LICENSE this to spam companies. Most spam is targeted at Windoze computers isn't it? Therefore, MS will want to ensure they can collect their share of the $$. Otherwise, MS can just sue them for non-licensed Windoze compatable software!

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  103. He has too much spam.... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    That's probably why I haven't gotten my payment yet for testing his new email system. I'm sure it will come to me as soon as he reads through all that junk.

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  104. forgot something.... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Let's assume you're correct in saying it only takes 2 seconds per message, although I think it takes a bit more.

    Although that might be accurate for your average blue color worker, in the tech field your estimate fails to consider the time lost reading spam stories on slashdot. I spend far more time reading about spam problems than dealing with the problem.

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    1. Re:forgot something.... by NuclearDog · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I did not include that, nor the costs of transferring & storing the message, either.

      ND

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