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Bugbear Windows Virus Making the Rounds

lysurgon writes "CNN.com is reporting that the "BugBear" virus (Windows/Outlook only) is spreading quickly. Unlike ILovYou-type viri, instead of deleting files or just propagating itself, this animal disables firewall software and opens a port to receive remote commands. The article doesn't draw this conclusion, but this effectively sets up slave machines for DDoS uses. Also worth noting is the puzzlement of anti-virus guys as to why they haven't been able to make the virus spread in the lab. "One of the theories is that this requires an Internet connection in order to spread." Gee, you don't say?"

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  1. Can't make it work in the lab... by airrage · · Score: 4, Funny

    Probably coded to sit idle if it's domain is symantec.com, etc.

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    1. Re:Can't make it work in the lab... by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      Probably coded to sit idle if it's domain is symantec.com, etc.

      Maybe the virus is still a work in progress. Software like this tends to be more "geographically sensitive." You know, it works on this machine here but it doesn't work on that one over there.

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    2. Re:Can't make it work in the lab... by Lazar+Dobrescu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah I mean even virus software developers are not immune to the "It works on my machine" syndrome...

    3. Re:Can't make it work in the lab... by kasperd · · Score: 1
      "It works on my machine" syndrome...

      They are not immune, they are actually humans too (kind of). I never wrote a virus, but I did have a game going on with my classmates back in highschool. It was all about poping up statements about each others choice of computer during boot. Since I was the one who wrote the trainers for all the games I could of course easily hide something there.

      One day in the canteen the conversation went like this:
      • Thomas: Kasper you ought to get Martin's computer show some statement about HP vs. TI calculators everytime it boots.
      • Kasper: Yeah, I could do that.
      • Martin: I bet you could not.
      • Kasper: You wanna make a bet? I dare you 20 bucks. Give me two months, and a I will make a message pop up. You will know it was me when you see it.
      • Martin: Deal, you ain't got a chance.
      Of course I wouldn't make the bet if I hadn't got a chance. I knew Martin wouldn't let me get anywhere near his computer before the end of this bet. And so our classmates knew. As soon as Martin has left they asked me what I had in mind. I answered this message will pop up on Martin's computer, and it will pop up on yours too. I had the program ready in place to pop up the message in 50 days. I felt so sure that I later agreed to raise the bet from 20 to 50 bucks. I lost! My program failed because of a missing newline at the end of his AUTOEXEC.BAT file.
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    4. Re:Can't make it work in the lab... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anyone else who read this feel like they went a long way and got nowhere? kasperd, learn how to tell a story, man!

    5. Re:Can't make it work in the lab... by quakeroatz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Probably coded to sit idle if it's domain is symantec.com, etc.

      +5 Funny? I don't think this guy is joking.

    6. Re:Can't make it work in the lab... by KingAdrock · · Score: 1

      I'm more concerned with this statement.

      Kasper you ought to get Martin's computer show some statement about HP vs. TI calculators everytime it boots.

      Surely they could come up with something more interesting than that to display at boot.

    7. Re:Can't make it work in the lab... by kasperd · · Score: 1

      I'm more concerned with this statement.

      There was a reason, I just don't remember it anymore. Many years has passed since then. I don't remeber every little detail anymore, but I do remember loosing a 50 bucks bet just because of a missing linebreak.

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    8. Re:Can't make it work in the lab... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a reason, I just don't remember it anymore. Many years has passed since then. I don't remeber every little detail anymore, but I do remember loosing a 50 bucks bet just because of a missing linebreak.

      Don't suppose you'd care to make a small wager on the correct spelling of that.

    9. Re:Can't make it work in the lab... by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      Did anyone else who read this feel like they went a long way and got nowhere?
      Personally, I thought he made the point beautifully. And the point applies to both keeping production systems running and the propagation of viruses. It doesn't take much to trip up either.

    10. Re:Can't make it work in the lab... by OneHungLow · · Score: 1

      You guys are really dim.
      Firstly, the "can't make it work" statement in the CNN article is attributed to "central Command", who I've never heard of, and NOT Symantec.
      Secondly, you clearly think Symantec must be as dim as you are to do virus resarch on their production network.

    11. Re:Can't make it work in the lab... by saskboy · · Score: 1

      I would mod this entire thread as funny, because of the sheer fact that anitvirus software is so incapable of not only stopping viruses, but also of protecting it's own code.
      This whole virus "incident" is laughable. Why do we support non-heuristic AV software, when lots of people are using 1.4GHz systems that have more horsepower for typing Word documents, than at any other time in our history?

      Here is a clue Antivirus Companies:
      If code is trying to disable your .dll file, you might want to block it, and then notify the user of a possible virus attack.

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    12. Re:Can't make it work in the lab... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      such as : Martin blows goats...

  2. Removal tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Get it here

    1. Re:Removal tool by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      A couple more:

      Lindows
      Red Hat

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    2. Re:Removal tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We had Channel 4 (one of the major terrestrial TV networks here in the UK) covering this virus yesterday - hah beat out slashdot. Anyway, they started out the standard clueless way... making it seem like all computers were affected. They mentioned how much damaged it was causing... and then finished off with the comment: "Yet again, it seems that only Microsoft-based computers are affected. So Apple and Linux users can sleep safe."

      I could have cheered.

    3. Re:Removal tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > Apple and Linux users can sleep safe
      Because they think different.

    4. Re:Removal tool by 1lus10n · · Score: 0

      amen

      format C: and start over with a real OS.

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    5. Re:Removal tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My personal favorite tool. FDISK *grin*

    6. Re:Removal tool by shades66 · · Score: 1

      If it was the news that Jon Snow had just read out did you also notice the HUGE smile on his face when he said it!!??!

      Made me laugh out loud...

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    7. Re:Removal tool by NineNine · · Score: 2

      So then, I guess that I can find the removal tool for the Slapper worm, currently going around Here?

    8. Re:Removal tool by offlerthecrocgod · · Score: 1

      yes and no it just removes it to be replaced by bugbear and also its not a free download? is it now :-) the others are!

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    9. Re:Removal tool by dodobh · · Score: 2

      No. Here. Patch.

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  3. what they require in order to spread... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Like this chick at the bar down the street wanted three beers and a martini in order to spread...this virus needs the internet in order to spread. To each his own.

  4. hah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also worth noting is the puzzlement of anti-virus guys as to why they haven't been able to make the virus spread in the lab. "One of the theories is that this requires an Internet connection in order to spread." Gee, you don't say?"

    And people at my school and my family wonder why I don't use an AV software. I always tell them that common sense is the best weapon against viruses and that the AV people don't have any common sense and are just snake oil vendors. Just kinda proves my point, eh?

    1. Re:hah by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 2, Informative

      The last time i tried one of those BIG-NAME ntivirus soultions. (name withheld in fear of a defamation suit), It completely crashed my OS, my Hard Disk and my motherboard. If you want a much cleaner solution try a free Anti-virus from grisoft. Or better still use linux like i do :-) -- using linux with root account is more dangerous than using windows. don't believe me . just do "rm -rf /"

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    2. Re:hah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The submitter is an idiot who doesn't realize that AV labs are set up like a mini-internet, with various subnets, etc etc...

    3. Re:hah by Da+VinMan · · Score: 2

      Amen to that! I use the free version of AVG all the time, and it's done a nice job. It even plays well on my wife's older laptop. At 233Mhz, it doesn't have a lot of speed to spare. AVG hasn't caused problems even once yet.

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    4. Re:hah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "The last time i tried one of those BIG-NAME ntivirus soultions. (name withheld in fear of a defamation suit), It completely crashed my OS, my Hard Disk and my motherboard. If you want a much cleaner solution try a free Anti-virus from grisoft [grisoft.com]. Or better still use linux like i do :-) -- using linux with root account is more dangerous than using windows. don't believe me . just do "rm -rf /" "

      You idiot!! What's your name and address?!? You tricked me into killing all my files. There's a lawsuit coming your way!!

    5. Re:hah by yukster · · Score: 1

      geez... why didn't i wait until tomorrow to start this... it's gonna take hours

    6. Re:hah by aWalrus · · Score: 1

      using linux with root account is more dangerous than using windows. don't believe me . just do "rm -rf /"

      Is that your .sig? not sure if it is, but anyways... deltree * is just as dangerous as rm -rf, isn't it? not much protection against user stupidity either way...
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    7. Re:hah by XSforMe · · Score: 1

      I always tell them that common sense is the best weapon against viruses and that the AV people don't have any common sense and are just snake oil vendors.


      I used to think that, until my home network got hit by Nimbda. Ever since I run a proper AV on all my machines. I just don't have the time or energy to patch all my client systems every time a new vulnerability appears. Sad to say, but common sense is no longer the only needed defense.


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    8. Re:hah by Vinum · · Score: 1

      Maybe not, I tried to deltree a win98 box once to get rid of one HUGE directory (think thousands of files) and after 10 minutes I got pissed. I shut the machine off, put the drive in a linux box... mounted the drive. Apparently over 2/3rd of the directory was there. So I did a rm -rf on the same directory and Linux was able to delete it all in seconds.

      So.... it isn't like you can deltree and not have time to shut off your machine before any huge damage is done. It is one damn slow program. I don't know if it is the 16 bit file access in dos or what..

    9. Re:hah by data_the_android · · Score: 1

      Well actually I'd say linux has more protection. You would have to be root. No one eith common sense would use root longer than they have too. DOS has no such protection, nor does win 95/98/Me. NT would probably protect against it, but Om not even sure if deltreeis in NT DOS.

    10. Re:hah by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "The last time i tried one of those BIG-NAME ntivirus soultions. (name withheld in fear of a defamation suit), It completely crashed my OS, my Hard Disk and my motherboard."

      That would be the Macaffee anti-virus, I believe. It's a pretty common story. I've rescued a few clients' machines that were hosed by that piece of junk.

      If you are looking for an anti-virus to pitch to your boss who believes that no-cost == no value then I suggest you look into F-Prot Antivirus which has detected BigBear since 2002 Oct 03 and has FreeBSD, Linux, DOS and Windows versions. It is a non-lame anti-virus program that does NOT hose systems.

    11. Re:hah by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2

      NT uses del /s (/s means search).

    12. Re:hah by Sandman1971 · · Score: 1

      OK, I got hit with this virus on one of my winblows machines. Wanna know how I got it? SURFING A FRIGGIN WEBSITE. I did not open any attachements (nor do I use outlook/express for my mail... good ol' Eudora for me on Winblows). I hadn't patched IE in a few months. Even with semi-anal security options selected in IE, it still hit me. Snake oil? I don't think so. 2-3 years ago I would have agreed with you. I've been downloading stuff since 1980. Up until 2-3 years ago I never used an AV. I never got a virus. I too used common sense. Then one day.... boom. I got hit. I installed an AV program and haven't looked back since.

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    13. Re:hah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what made you think that IE was written any more securely than Outlook? Same shoddy company writing the same shoddy code. Try Opera or Mozilla -- I can surf without worrying about some MIME-encoding bug or ActiveX hole nuking my system. Nimda took specific advantage of the *extremely tight integration* between IE and Outlook to do extra damage. That should have been enough to convince anyone with a clue that IE/Outlook should be shunned.

    14. Re:hah by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      del /s means delete and include the subdirectories.

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  5. There's a patch since March 2001 by swissmonkey · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/default. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/MS01-020.asp

    Blame the admin

    1. Re:There's a patch since March 2001 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has been the same for several viruses. The patch for Code Red had been out for a few months before it hit. Russian hackers have grabbed about a million cc numbers from servers that should have been patched over a year ago. This is nothing new really. Uninformed/stupid people will always have problems as long as the burden of updating thier machine lies with them. For people like this, the controversial MS auto-update might not be a bad idea (if they don't mind legally giving MS the right to root their box).

    2. Re:There's a patch since March 2001 by Inthewire · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you're an idiot, yeah.
      Slashcode inserts a space into long strings - this helps prevent page-widening posts. Notice the space in the URL? That needs to be removed in order for the link address to be properly resolved. True, the asshat who posted it could have taken an extra few seconds and made a clickable link, but the fault is not really his and it isn't really Microsoft's. It is the result of abusive (Klerck, I'm looking at you) or ignorant users. If people would refrain from posting long unbroken strings this particular mess could be avoided.
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    3. Re:There's a patch since March 2001 by taernim · · Score: 3, Informative

      404 -- file not found. Gee, that's a handy patch. I think you meant this.

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    4. Re:There's a patch since March 2001 by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 4, Funny

      From the Things That Sound Dirty, But Aren't file:

      if they don't mind legally giving MS the right to root their box

    5. Re:There's a patch since March 2001 by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

      That's the way it is: you cannot cure stupidity.

    6. Re:There's a patch since March 2001 by Metrol · · Score: 2

      A direct quote from SARC...

      The email message can be composed with or without the use of the Incorrect MIME Header Can Cause IE to Execute E-mail Attachment vulnerability to autoexecute on a vulnerable system. Please go to http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/default. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/MS01-020.asp for additional information.

      Patch or not, this bugger is gonna launch!

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    7. Re:There's a patch since March 2001 by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      I've been installing patches for an organisation since back since maybe June/July, yet it seems that this network has been infiltrated by this virus anyway. Its' a constant uphill battle to maintain patches, and it tires the people out in this organisation..

      Needless to say, I have recommended the use of Mozilla over IE and Outlook. A couple of people in the office are testing it, and with this latest virus I doubt that any will mind me removing those Microsoft nightmares and replacing it with something less bug-prone.

      Another nail in Microsoft's coffin, even if it is not their fault this time (admin).

  6. Safe and secure by bytesmythe · · Score: 5, Funny
    this animal disables firewall software

    Whew! Good thing I don't use any firewall software!

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    1. Re:Safe and secure by Peyna · · Score: 5, Funny

      I doubt it's going to ssh to my linux box and disable all my iptables rules..... That'd be the day.

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    2. Re:Safe and secure by Shishak · · Score: 1

      No, It probably just makes an outbound connection to a machine listening on port 80, or 25. Your Linux box will probably just let the connection go through. Problem is, the software listening on port 80 at the remote machine isn't an HTTP server, it is a reverse VNC, or BackOrifice or some other remote admin tool.

      Point is, don't go to sleep behind your firewall. Proxy *EVERYTHING*, it pays to be paranoid.

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    3. Re:Safe and secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. Come to think of it, that could be done . . .

      I'll get right on it.

    4. Re:Safe and secure by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Explain how a proxy protects you ?

      -> It inconveniences users : jup
      -> It poses problems for a *large* number of network protocols : jup
      -> It is still exploitable : jups (shell commands can EASILY be sent in a http page)

      get a clue

    5. Re:Safe and secure by Shishak · · Score: 1

      Um, Well, lessee, *maybe* just *maybe* a smart proxy will only let approriate HTTP commands through the connection. Instead of binary screen shots. Yeah, I know the virus could be really smart and send the data via a POST or GET but a proxy can watch for that as well. blinding NAT'ing all outbound connections makes your firewall essentially non-existant. Almost all DDoS attacks are triggered by viruses on un-protected machines that made connections to an IRC server.

      Yeah, security is a pain in the ass.

      I have a clue. Do you want to rent mine?

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    6. Re:Safe and secure by quetzal · · Score: 1

      Maybe the virus install some kind of firewall only to have at least 1 firewall to disable ;)

    7. Re:Safe and secure by electroniceric · · Score: 2

      I'd wait before being quite so sure. There could well be plenty ugly Linux worms before too long, and they may be able to do just that...not to mention that skript kiddies luv Linux as much as any other flavor.

    8. Re:Safe and secure by Dausha · · Score: 2, Funny

      You see it! That is exactly what we need. Somebody needs to write an Outlook-based virus that installs a high-quality firewall. Then you'll see the anti-virus companys scramble.

      Better still, have it replace Windows when nobody's looking

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    9. Re:Safe and secure by Frodo+Looijaard · · Score: 1
      Proxying is overrated.

      All that a proxy can do for you, compared with masquerading (NAT) and firewall rules, is rewrite application-level protocol headers it knows about. This may, perhaps, help to stop attacks based on bad protocol implementations, but that is about all. And this is provided no encrypted (SSL/TLS/whatever) connection are used.

      As an example, it is usually quite easy to tunnel an SSH connection through a proxy supporting HTTPS. It can't do anything with the data sent (even the HTTP headers are encrypted and unreadable by the proxy). And once you have an SSH tunnel, the sky is the limit...

      Proxytunnel (proxytunnel.sourceforge.net) does the above for you.

      Bottomline: Proxies don't do much (except if you want to filter content, but that won't buy you security unless it is extremely advanced), require support from all applications, and don't make the world much safer. IMHO, of course.

    10. Re:Safe and secure by Blkdeath · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Better still, have it replace Windows when nobody's looking
      Not so long ago, we almost had that very thing. A tarball and a UMSDOS filesystem and we're good to go.
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    11. Re:Safe and secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The number one hole in practically every network setup is the DNS-service. Simply have your worm resolve attackdata.random.attackersdomain.com. The random part takes out any caching and the data part transports whatever the attacker wants to the other side of the firewall/proxy setup. The attacker's commands sneak in as cname records in the answer.

    12. Re:Safe and secure by uberdave · · Score: 2

      Simply have your worm resolve attackdata.random.attackersdomain.com.

      Now if we could only had some means of finding out where attackersdomain.com is, we could nail the suckers!

    13. Re:Safe and secure by Captain+Pedantic · · Score: 1

      You said it yourself. A proxy can only rewrite application-level protocol headers it knows about. Therefore unknown (to the proxy, eg smtp, gopher, irc, etc, etc) application protocols aren't going anywhere, and lower lever protocols have even less chance.

      Now granted, an http proxy is easily defeated, but it has already prevented a lot of stuff that could otherwise get out from getting out. An smtp worm, not only has to have implement the smtp protocol to work well, but it also has to be able to locate a proxy and tunnel its way through and have somewhere on the outside to be tunnelled to.

      You see how proxies as part of the security environment would have helped in this situation? (even if they didn't do any filtering to prevent the virus getting in in the first place)

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    14. Re:Safe and secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are so FOS..you make me sick. That's why iptables is stateful buttfuck. If you don't know how to configure egress rules it will only cost you half a weeks pay.

    15. Re:Safe and secure by elveu · · Score: 1

      if i wrote a virus after damagine the computer it would say "if you didn't run windows your computer would work right now". however i don't get my kicks out of destroying other peoples comptuers and data so i've never mad it.

    16. Re:Safe and secure by sg_oneill · · Score: 2

      Holy cow does it ever.
      I .. somewhat stupidly decided to investigate the sucker by launching Zonealarm & clicking on the preview to examine the attachment.... in outlook (9am coffee brain here) and the SLAMBO! The thing autolaunched outa the preview frame (IFRAME vunerability) and instantly smacked zonealarm down and started firing. Gah!
      Anyway, it took me all of about 20 seconds to kill it, but I tell ya, that was the first time I've been goofed by a virus since friggin' no_frills_dudley 10 years ago... Time to update those virus patterns I think!.
      And yes, kick me. It was a stupid experiment, but I figured I wanted to know just what WAS the junk flooding my email server.

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  7. What's the plural of virus? by thelenm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Unlike ILovYou-type viri,

    A bit off-topic, I know, but here's an interesting link about the word "viri", the alleged plural of "virus": What 's the Plural of 'Virus'?

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    1. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Lxy · · Score: 2

      At the very least it's virii, or viruses.

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    2. Re:What's the plural of virus? by betis70 · · Score: 1

      Language is fluid. If the common usage becomes "viri", no amount of hemming and hawing is going to stop it.

      I know what "viri" refers to, whether the etymology supports its usage or not. "Viruses" sounds to me like things spread by school children sneezing on water fountains.

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    3. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      radius -> radii
      virus -> viri

    4. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anus -> ani

      So what's your point?

    5. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      walrus -> walruses

    6. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Evro · · Score: 1

      I always thought everybody knew it was viruses, but kept saying viri for the same reasons they say Linux boxen as the plural form of Linux box -- pseudo-leet-speak maybe? I mean, clearly the plural form of box is boxes -- boxen is derived from the plural of ox, which is oxen. In that case it makes a little sense though, as people do maintain server "farms," so tending your "boxen" likens them to a herd of animals. But it still seems like something people just say to be "cool."

      Of course, the thing that really annoys me is virii. Where is that second i coming from?

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    7. Re:What's the plural of virus? by iabervon · · Score: 5, Informative

      There are a number of bits of that page that make it clear that the author doesn't actually know Latin.

      And we certainly don't grab for genitive singulars for the plurals when we've started out with a nominative.

      Except that viri (from vir, mentioned just above) uses the same thing for the genitive singular and nominative plural, as do all regular 2nd declension masculine nouns that don't end in -ius. For that matter, spoken English doesn't normally distinguish the singular possessive from the nominative plural (written uses an apostrophe, which doesn't affect pronunciation).

      As far as how such a noun should work in the plural, there's a perfectly good example: cetus (whale) has a perfectly normal plural ceti, following the masculine pattern despite being neuter, just like virus.

      On the other hand, the plural of virus is not attested in any form. The logical conclusion of this fact is that virus is a word like "sheep" or "fish", which doesn't have a distinguished plural form. It makes more sense, anyway, because you're not generally dealing with individual copies; you're dealing with an infection as a whole.

      Of course, if you really want a plural that's obviously a plural and refers to multiple different entities, use "worms".

    8. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I woild class "virii" as the possessive plural, and viruses as the plural class.

      Infected by several virii
      Defends aganst many different viruses

      Mind you, I'll probably change my mind next time I think of this..!

    9. Re:What's the plural of virus? by mrobinso · · Score: 0

      > so tending your "boxen" likens them to a herd
      > of animals.

      Are penguins animals?

      > Of course, the thing that really annoys me is
      > virii. Where is that second i coming from?

      The second i is for the ultra-cool people.

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    10. Re:What's the plural of virus? by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      -en is a German pluralizer. Don't know what the derivation of "boxen" is, but that could be part of it.

    11. Re:What's the plural of virus? by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

      I thought it was "leet-speak" as well, but with michael handling this submission, now I'm not so sure. If it was meant validly, and not humorlessly, it's really inexcusable. High-school newspapers have access to style-guides; why couldn't SlashDot?

      Folks who use the second i really have it wrong. See, they're smart enough to know that the word viri is the Latin plural for Vir (Man), so they are projecting that the plural of virus is virii, much the same way that the plural for adius is radii (Because there is another Latin word radi, although I cannot remember what it is).

      The plural for virus is viruses. Jeez, is that so tough? Forget all this poncey "language is fluid" nonsense and just pick up a friggin' dictionary.

    12. Re:What's the plural of virus? by EkiM+in+De · · Score: 1

      According to my dictionary "boxen", as a noun, is the sport of boxing. I have also seen "boxen" used to refer to speakers, but I think this is where the Germans have borrowed the English and added an appropriate Germanic plural suffix.

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    13. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Wow an american giving a definition of English, now if you could do the same for

      Colour
      Grey
      Arse
      aluminium
      traveller

      Just kidding, good to see someone who knows their stuff :) .

    14. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      walrus->coo-coo ka-choo

    15. Re:What's the plural of virus? by peachboy · · Score: 1

      From dictionary.com:

      virus
      n. pl. viruses

      1. Any of various simple submicroscopic parasites of plants, animals, and bacteria that often cause disease and that consist essentially of a core of RNA or DNA surrounded by a protein coat. Unable to replicate without a host cell, viruses are typically not considered living organisms.
      2. A disease caused by a virus.
      2. Something that poisons one's soul or mind: the pernicious virus of racism.
      3. Computer Science. A computer virus.

      (emphasis mine)

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    16. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      While I can't say whether your Latin is any better than his, the point can (and should) be made that even if the Latin plural of "virus" is "viri" (or "virii" or "sphygmomanometer"), the English plural of "virus" is, and has been for quite a long time, "viruses". Only in a particular online subculture (which is unfortunately spreading) is "viri[i]" considered anything but a sign of undereducation.

      It's odd, too; overgeneralizing word construction is a common geek thing to do with language (cf. ox/oxen and box/boxen, or matrix/matrices and Unix/Unices... or my favorite, mongoose/polygoose), so you'd think that "viri" (if not "virii") would be something literate geeks would use in the same was that "boxen" is so often used... yet we decry it. I think the reason is that "virii" is so often seen in company with actual grammatical and spelling errors, not to mention fevered (and poorly-written) arguments that it really is the plural of "virus". As a result, most of us see it as the result of ignorance, rather than linguistic playfulness.

      I think I'll write about language in my journal today.

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    17. Re:What's the plural of virus? by EJB · · Score: 1
      I think you mean the 'partitive' form, in Latin if I recall correctly expressed using a genetive form (genitivus partitivus).

      I'm not a native english speaker, but I don't think "sheep" is a word like that; you can talk about "the sheep" or "a sheep", or the plural form "sheep". It's simply the same word, but it's not a partitive form like "coffee" or "money", of which you can't say "a coffee" (except as a short way of say "a cup of coffee" ...) or "a money".

      In dutch, or french, or german, the singular and plural of sheep are two distinguishable words.

      On the subject of the word virus, I can only say that I thought that the quote at the bottom of the article makes most sense to me:

      On the Presence of a Plural of the Latin Noun "Virus"

      With interest I read the contribution `On the Absence of a Plural of the Latin Noun ``Virus''' in the June 1999 ASM News, p. 388, by Robert J. Smutny. However, according to my Latin grammar, one of the very few books of my gymnasium (high school) days that is still up to date, the plural of the noun virus in Latin is, like the plural nowadays used for virus in Romance languages (e.g., Italian and French), also virus. The Latin noun virus does not belong to the second declension group but, like the noun fructus, meaning fruit or piece of fruit, belongs to a group of Latin words that is declined according to the fourth declension. Hence, two pieces of fruit is in Latin duo fructus and two viruses would be duo virus. According to the fourth declension the plural genitive of virus in Latin is viruum and therefore an Index of Viruses is in Latin an Index Viruum. Virorum is the plural genitive of the Latin noun vir (second declension) meaning man or husband. Consequently an Index Virorum would indicate a list of husbands or men.

      Moreover, because the noun virus belongs to the fourth declension group the study of viruses should have been called virulogy and people practicing that science virulogists. My former professor in virology at veterinary school consequently called himself a virulogist and he lectured virulogy. I am afraid that these words have become extinct since he died.

      It is important to realize that Latin and Greek derived expressions in biomedical English have been coined by scientists for convenience and not by scholars based on classical grammar. The old Romans might have said to these scientists modulating their language: ``Ut desint vires, tamen est laudanda voluntas,'' which means freely translated: ``Despite your lack of knowledge, still appreciated.''

      Ton E. van den Bogaard
      University Maastricht, the Netherlands

    18. Re:What's the plural of virus? by saskboy · · Score: 1

      I simply say computer viruses, when referring to more than one virus. Regular people aren't going to know what virii means.

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    19. Re:What's the plural of virus? by heikkile · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is a latin word, so it uses roman numerals:
      1 viri
      2 virii
      3 viriii
      4 viriv
      5 virv
      6 virvi
      7 virvii
      8 virviii
      9 virix
      10 virx

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    20. Re:What's the plural of virus? by sydb · · Score: 2

      English and German have common ancestry. English was largely a germanic language until the Norman conquest, and with the adoption of Latin as the lingua franca of the Old World.

      In Old and Middle English, which derive from the languages of the invading Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Frisians, etc. in the early centuries AD, plurals include the -n- suffix. Witness kine, plural of cow and oxen, plural of ox, as (archaic) modern remnants.

      The idea that Latin is the root of English is a false meme commonly upheld, though we must admit it is certainly a foster parent.

      Not that I'm a trained linguist or anything, but I did teach myself some Old English about fifteen years ago.

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    21. Re:What's the plural of virus? by prisonernumber7 · · Score: 1

      If I'm not mistaken...

      virus, -i n. lat.; according to Stowasser, it translates as 1. slime [destillat ab inguine virus (Vergil)], 2. poison [echidnae (Ovid)], 3. greed [acerbitatis suae]

      Since it is neutrum, the declination of virus thus expands to be the following:

      Nom. Sg.: virus
      Gen. Sg.: viri
      Dat. Sg.: viro
      Akk. Sg.: virum
      Voc. Sg.: vire (lat. only)
      Abl. Sg.: vi (dito)

      Nom. Pl.: vira
      Gen. Pl.: virum
      Dat. Pl.: viribus
      Akk. Pl.: vira
      Vok. Pl.: vires (lat. only)
      Abl. Pl.: viribus (lat. only)
      Nevermind, still, since you are actually talking english. =)

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    22. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, perl sucks, is that appropriate?

    23. Re:What's the plural of virus? by RedWizzard · · Score: 2
      If the common usage becomes "viri", no amount of hemming and hawing is going to stop it.
      Maybe so, but there's no evidence that "viri" is in common usage, except by geeks who want to sound 1337. It's certainly not the plural used by the medical community, who have been talking about viruses a lot longer than we have.
    24. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Noodlenose · · Score: 1
      I always knew that somebody else apart from me has a Stowasser at home.

      phew, I'm not alone..

    25. Re:What's the plural of virus? by ksuMacGyver · · Score: 0

      Actually if virus is a fourth declension noun the plural would be virus =) four years of Latin

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    26. Re:What's the plural of virus? by tuxedo-steve · · Score: 2

      ... with virix being the new Linux distribution that includes a full-featured Microsoft Outlook client?

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    27. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The plural of 'virus' is 'viruses', not 'virii', moron.

    28. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what "viri" refers to, whether the etymology supports its usage or not.

      And I now know that you are a moron.

    29. Re:What's the plural of virus? by koh · · Score: 1

      Just my 2 cents, but... in latin a neutral noun usually uses the 3rd variation, not the 2nd, so anything having a plural nom. form of "vira" must have a singular nom. form of "virum", not "virus" AFAIK.

      Of course, the 5th variation also has a singular nom. form ending in "us" (as well as its accusative form) so "virus" may be using that as well one.

      So it would be "viri" or "virii"...

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    30. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Razzy · · Score: 1

      Your first sentence isn't possessive...

    31. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Number 9 sounds like a good name for a new distro...

    32. Re:What's the plural of virus? by hondo_san · · Score: 1

      Aww, crap...here we go again....I guess I saw it coming when I saw viri in the original story.

    33. Re:What's the plural of virus? by paulbeasd · · Score: 1

      As BugDruid "Now, I'm not even a native English speaker, but ..."

      Dirtside claimed:
      "... overgeneralizing word construction is a common geek thing to do with language (cf. box/boxen, ... Unix/Unices ... or my favorite, mongoose/polygoose)"

      So, doesnt everyone know that the english plural of mongoose should be mongeese ?

    34. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm alone in this, but it makes me CRINGE everytime I see the word Box*n. I won't even type such blasphemy. The plural of box is boxes.

    35. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can't say "a coffee"
      Apparently you've never worked at a place that serves coffee then. "I'd like a coffee with that..."

    36. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      I would say that "boxen" is a nouveau technical term, specifically referring to multiple computer boxes, rather than box-like things in general. The main reason is that "boxen" is used by people who know that the plural of "box" is "boxes," but as a matter of linguistic playfulness pluralize it the same was that "ox" becomes "oxen." Anyway, I don't think it's wise to use the term "blasphemy" when it comes to language... language is not divinely inspired, it's merely a product of common social agreement ;)

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    37. Re:What's the plural of virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A note about fish. In some cases eg: "He fishes in a small boat" 'fishes' is a valid word. This is because it's a verb, and requires the -es for a singular-present tense. In like fasion Virus is also a verb. "I fish" relates to "I virus" "we caught three fish" relates to "we caught three virus in the mail filter" "the fish were biting" relates to "the virus were deleting c:\windows" and lastly "He fishes today" relates to "he viruses Personal computers today"
      Viruses is a word, but it is not the plural form, because "he virus Personal computers today" shouldn't be upheld as proper english, when it sounds as broken as 'he fish today.'

      Virus are like fish, only the virus don't wait three days to stink.

    38. Re:What's the plural of virus? by MrOrn · · Score: 1

      Your reasoning is odd, to say the least.

      You ignore the very reason that computer viruses were called "viruses": their supposed similarity in behaviour with biological viruses.

      If you look at your statement "whether the etymology supports its usage or not", it makes little sense, as the etymology of the computer term is the same as the biological term. There are not two words "virus" (one denoting biological virus and the other denoting computer virus), simply two definitions for the same word. The plural of the word isn't going to change according to context.

  8. labs... and social engineering by jukal · · Score: 5, Funny

    IMHO Bugbear's spreading relies solely on social engineer. Labs have nothing to do with social-anything. That's why you can reproduce it in there :))

    1. Re:labs... and social engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Labs have nothing to do with social-anything ...

      Except for the after hours and weekend LAN parties, that is.

  9. My client caught it, Strange symptoms by reezle · · Score: 5, Informative

    2 workstations at a client of mine caught this bug. The AV system kicked in shortly thereafter, and stopped the spread. (I had to manually clean the machines, though)
    Strange symptoms appeared just before we knew there was a virus: All of the printers in the network started printing garbage. I had to reload the print drivers from CD for all the server's printers to stop the effect.

    Anyone else seen the virus in a network? Anyone else seen similar print symptoms?

    1. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by b0r1s · · Score: 5, Informative

      We've trapped a few in the email system (prior to infection), but I've been noticing a lot of port 137 activity that I believe is tied to the virus. The main difference between legitimate traffic and the viral traffic is the lack of a broadcast bit (real ms network traffic will be sent broadcast, the virus sends machine to machine), and a source port of 1024-1030 rather than 137.

      The junk from the printer is probably due to the random network traffic it sends out.

      Some stats for people who like numbers:

      1944 viruses ( 18 different strains ) found since Sat, 31 Aug 2002

      Virus: W32/Klez-H found 1603 times (82 %)
      Virus: W32/Yaha-E found 166 times (8 %)
      Virus: W32/Sircam-A found 93 times (4 %)
      Virus: W32/Bugbear-A found 23 times (1 %)
      Virus: W32/Magistr-B found 20 times (1 %)
      Virus: W32/Nimda-D found 7 times ( Virus: W95/CIH-10xx found 5 times ( Virus: W32/Yaha-D found 5 times ( Virus: W32/Klez-E found 5 times ( Virus: W32/Nimda-A found 4 times ( Virus: W32/Hybris-B found 4 times ( Virus: VBS/Redlof-A found 2 times ( Virus: W32/Cervivec-A found 1 times ( Virus: W32/Hybris-C found 1 times ( Virus: W32/Weird-10240 found 1 times ( Virus: W32/Klez-Fam found 1 times ( Virus: WM97/Marker-Fam found 1 times ( Virus: W32/Magistr-A found 1 times (

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    2. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Theatetus · · Score: 5, Informative

      We had one get into our network. It didn't disable NAV on the machine and it was pretty easy to remove (just clear out the "Startup" folder in %root_drive%:\Documents and Settings\%username%\Start Menu\Programs, reboot and backup to a known-good registry. You keep a known-good registry backup, right?... If not, delete any keys in HKLM->Software->Microsoft->Windows->RunOnce)

      Also, run Task Manager and kill-9 (or whatever the Windows equivalent is) any random 3- or 4-letter processes after you've cleared the Run Once keys and Startup folder.

      I think the executable is printing its own binary when it tries to infect a printer.

      As always, patched machines should do OK; the one that got through only did because it was still running IE 5 without any updates. YMMV.

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    3. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eh, the poor formatting in the statistics is due to recognition of less than (<) as an html character rather than it's literal meaning. There should be percentages (less than 1%) for each entry, and that mess shouldnt be there at the end...

    4. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by furballphat · · Score: 1

      From the symantec site:

      Because the worm does not properly handle the network resource types, it may flood shared printer resources, which causes them to print garbage or disrupt their normal functionality.

    5. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by tubabeat · · Score: 3, Informative

      Accoring to the analysis by Sophos

      Note that W32/Bugbear-A tries to copy itself to all types of shared network resource, including printers. Printers cannot become infected, but they will attempt to print out the raw binary data of W32/Bugbear-A's executable code. This usually results in many wasted pages.

      Judging from the questions I've had over the past two days (from users, about incoming emails which have been 'disinfected') its also worth noting...

      the worm can spoof the From and Reply To fields in the emails it sends. [Like Klez & YaHa do]

      We use MailScanner along with a Sophos engine to filter our incoming mail - and we've caught dozens of this worm in the last two days. Remembering the trouble from Nimda last year I'd recommend MailScanner to everyone, its free & can be used with a variety of engines. [I'm not associated wuth the MailScanner project BTW]

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    6. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by xtremex · · Score: 1

      My home network is a 100% UNIX/Linux/BSD network.
      In my firewall logs yesterday, I had hundreds of traffic to port 137 from port 1024.....So that's the virus, huh?

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    7. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by sootman · · Score: 2

      I have, in my hand, 2 reams of garbage, starting with a few characters, then "This program cannot be run in DOS mode." 2 reams with 1-15 lines at the top of each page, some of it overprinted. At least my 10-year-old won't run out of drawing paper before college. (Don't know where it came from, it was just sitting by the printer this morning. It actually might not be BB, it's just my guess based on timing and what I've heard.)

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    8. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by bort13 · · Score: 1

      Two reams is pretty good -- we had an alert engineer who refilled the paper trays twice. The stack of printed garbage was nearly 18 inches tall by the time we got there. Thanks for the help, buddy!

    9. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by ninthwave · · Score: 5, Informative

      From what I have read on the virus it does more than the cnn article goes into quotes from the symantec faq on the virus. We have two machines isolated at work now that I have to check on Monday for this. Off network and turned off waiting for me to get through my weekend. It is a pretty interesting read on what it does. It seems to be a klez variant with some extra functionality. So like klez it trys to disable antivirus software and it has added more processes to kill read symantec read on it. Though I believe sometimes symantec overstates virus threats, this one seems to do a lot in a little package.

      The keyboard logging and the open port 80 makes it very interesting to see if it is waiting for a cracker to come along or if it is waiting for other payload from another infected machine or from a variant.

      http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/ve nc /data/w32.bugbear@mm.html

      "Because the worm does not properly handle the network resource types, it may flood shared printer resources, which causes them to print garbage or disrupt their normal functionality.

      It is written in the Microsoft Visual C++ 6 programming language and is compressed with UPX v0.76.1-1.22."

      "The third thread that the worm creates is a backdoor routine. It opens port 36794 and listens for commands from the hacker. The commands permit the worm to perform the following actions:

      Delete files.
      Terminate processes.
      List processes and deliver the list to the hacker.
      Copy files.
      Start processes.
      List files and deliver the list to the hacker.
      Deliver intercepted keystrokes to the hacker (in an encrypted form). This may release confidential information that typed on a computer (passwords, login details, and so on).
      Deliver the system information to the hacker in the following form:

      User:
      Processor:
      Windows version:
      Memory information:
      Local drives, their types (e.g., fixed/removable/RAM disk/CD-ROM/remote), and their physical characteristics

      List network resourses and their types, and deliver the list to the hacker.

      If the operating system is Windows 95/98/Me, the worm attempts to obtain access to the password cache on the local computer. The cached passwords include modem and dial-up passwords, URL passwords, share passwords, and others. This is done using an officially undocumented function-- WNetEnumCachedPasswords--that exists only in Windows95/98/Me versions of the Mpr.dll file.

      One of the commands permits the Trojan component to deliver data using HTTP port 80. The results of the backdoor activity may be represented in the form of HTML pages. This gives a hacker a convienient way to browse the compromised computer resources.

      The fourth worm thread replicates across the network. To do this, the worm lists all of the resources in the network. If it locates open administrator shares, it attempts to copy itself to the Startup folder of the remote computer. This leads to the infection of the compromised network computers as soon as they are restarted.

      Because the worm does not properly handle the network resource types, it may flood shared printer resources, which causes them to print garbage or disrupt their normal functionality."

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    10. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe all the port 137 activity (several hits per second on the link I manage) is the Opasoft worm instead.

    11. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      All of the printers in the network started printing garbage.

      Sure it was a virus? Maybe the Marketing department has a big project.

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    12. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Did it print "Follow the white rabbit?" :)

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    13. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Software · · Score: 2
      If not, delete any keys in HKLM->Software -> Microsoft -> Windows -> RunOnce

      Also, run Task Manager and kill-9 (or whatever the Windows equivalent is) any random 3- or 4-letter processes after you've cleared the Run Once keys and Startup folder.

      The reg key is ... -> Windows -> CurrentVersion -> RunOnce (sorry, had to nitpick).

      I disagree with your second recommendation. There are several services (smss.exe,for example) that run as part of a normal Windows installation. Killing them is ill-advised.

    14. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by dildatron · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah. If it were marketing, it would be on 11x17" paper in full color on the expensive color laser printer.

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    15. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Dausha · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmm based on what it allows the remote user to do--are you sure this isn't actually a Microsoft Windows XP installer?

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    16. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by bmajik · · Score: 3, Informative

      haha

      if you succeed in killing smss.exe, the machine goes away :)

      similarly, if csrss.exe exits, smss.exe bluescreens the machine.

      lsass is the local security agent subsystem server. (i always read this is "ls ass"

      SMSS is the session management subsystem. it spawns Csrss.exe (Client Server Run Time SubSystem - the Win32 layer on top of NT)

      If you have a suitably old smss.exe, it also spawns the OS/2 1.x layer or the POSIX layer. If you have Services for UNIX, there is a new posix.exe layer and psxrun.exe servers that you'll also see.

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    17. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Dr.+Blue · · Score: 1


      I'd love to get a copy of this if you've captured it. If you can send it to me, drop an email to drbluetoo@yahoo.com, and I'll send you my real email address....

    18. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, run Task Manager and kill-9 (or whatever the Windows equivalent is) any random 3- or 4-letter processes after you've cleared the Run Once keys and Startup folder.

      Well, I followed your advice, and VI went away. When I restarted VI, the same random four-letter process (gvim) came back, so I killed it again, and no more VI. Did the virus infect my editor, or what?

    19. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by b0r1s · · Score: 1

      headers snipped.

      here ....

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    20. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by b0r1s · · Score: 1

      in ms dos binary form (WARNING - DONT CLICK UNLESS YOU REALLY REALLY WANT IT).

      strings on the binary doesnt show much. i dont have any machines i feel like trashing at the moment, and i'm happy just trapping and deleting it anyway.

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    21. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by sootman · · Score: 2

      So did ours-- out of 6 trays, only 1 has letter, it holds 1 ream, and there are at least 2 kinds of paper here. (Slightly different colors.) *sigh*

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    22. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup at around 11am the printer started to print garbage immidiately i knew it was bug bear cause i sent en email wednesday to all my users to update the corporate anti-virus software & i attached the update and i posted links to the various bugbear reports. We dont use any outlook product here but a user used the outlook express installed on windows to connect to his isp and BAM. Complete scan of all system after logout all users then complete scan of servers. A good hard flush of all print queu total time from 11am to 4pm.The bummer his is was the Company owner son who started all this (Slap on the wrist).

    23. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by andfarm · · Score: 1

      From what you describe, that sounds like a Windows binary of some sort that got printed. The string "This program cannot be run in DOS mode" is a bit of a tip-off.

      It sounds as though Bugbear is sending itself out on the network, ignoring what sort of device it's sending itself to.

      Though it *would* be an interesting virus that infected networked printers...

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    24. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Hoarse+Whisperer · · Score: 1

      Yep, same thing, all the printers in our office went nuts (nice touch).

      This turned out to be a pretty easy one to remove however.

      Just rebooted into safe mode, removed the files from startup and the entries in the run registry so that the AV software could work and then cleaned up.

    25. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I have read on this the printer thing is caused by the virus finding a printer with a queue and sending it a listing of itself to print. Just the jackasses little extra way of making people's lives tougher. The printout is 500 pages of binary data, so all you get is a couple of lines of ascii stuff per page.

    26. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by ananke · · Score: 2, Informative

      According to sophos, this virus/worm/whatever_you_want_to_call_it tries to spread itself over the network shares, etc. One of the thing it does it tries to connect to printers, and all you get is the bugbear trying to print out itself :)

      Anyway, kudos to sophos. I use their anti-virus with mailscanner on our linux e-mail server. We used the mailscanner's auto-update script, which we set to contact sophos once an hour, and download the latest IDE's for our scanner. This way, when on September 30'th I received e-mail alert from sophos about bugbear spreading like fire, I checked our server, and guess what - it already had the IDE files. Makes my life as a sys admin much easier :). As a side note, we didn't get any bugbear hits until October 4th.

      I know that scanning e-mail attachements, etc, is not the total protection [we also use av software on each desktop], but it surely helps a lot. In addition to using sophos to scan our e-mail, we use it to scan all the shared samba drives, which reside on another box. Overall, i can sleep better.

      ps) I think sophos also released some cleaning tool for bugbear.

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    27. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Lizard_King · · Score: 2

      its been awhile since a /. comment made me lol

      cheers

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    28. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by doug363 · · Score: 1

      The virus file is compressed, so you need to decompress it before "strings" will show you much.

    29. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird named (legitimate) processes are usually services. Services run in the context of the local system account, and can't be killed even by Admin.

    30. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by theobscurest · · Score: 1

      Yep, I did a much less of a formal count a little while ago on my midsized network, and since 10.1.02, already caught between 15-20 bugbear virii (through AMaViS). I would consider this to be a significant number. However, Klez-H also seems to be the highest count.. Have seen some Sircam & Magistr as well (of the more notable virii).

    31. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by jafuser · · Score: 1

      Wow.. imagine the forests that could be leveled with the help of virus writers and our great skilled MCSE-certified admin workforce.

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    32. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by bok-choi · · Score: 1

      It brought my entire school district's network down, and we couldn't use the Windows machines in the library for about half an hour. I heard the printers were printing out garbage in the classrooms. But it didn't hit our Cisco lab, which was where I was when we initially caught it, so I didn't get to see any of it. Kind of a coincidence that this comes about 1 week after we switched from the Mac laptops to the Windows ones.

    33. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Jetson · · Score: 2
      It opens port 36794 and listens for commands from the hacker.

      This I've gotta see.

    34. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess a shorter list what it doesn't do... I don't think I can think of anything worse, outside of it actually go out and altering my shipping address at all of my online vendors and placing large orders... I guess that's what XmlRPC and SOAP are going to deliver...

    35. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by mpe · · Score: 2

      The junk from the printer is probably due to the random network traffic it sends out.

      One of the methods it uses to spread is by copying to network shares. Presumably the programmer was not sure how to deal with printer shares.

    36. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by mpe · · Score: 2

      Yup at around 11am the printer started to print garbage immidiately i knew it was bug bear cause i sent en email wednesday to all my users to update the corporate anti-virus software & i attached the update and i posted links to the various bugbear reports.

      Ideally corporate AV software would be updated centrally. But not all the anti virous producers appear to have got a good handle on this.

    37. Re:My client caught it, Strange symptoms by Dr.+Blue · · Score: 1


      Fantastic -- thanks!

  10. Tool removal by br4dh4x0r · · Score: 0, Troll

    Get it here

  11. How to cripple linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    chmod -r 000 /

  12. Virus that disables anti-virus software? by Christopher_G_Lewis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's pretty impressive that this virus disables anti-virus software, and covers quite a large list of AV/Firewall programs.

    tech details

    Have any other virii in the past done this, or is this a first?

    1. Re:Virus that disables anti-virus software? by afidel · · Score: 2

      been done for a long time, and I believe its even in 2 of the more common virus creation kits roaming around.

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    2. Re:Virus that disables anti-virus software? by rmadmin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Conspiricy theory here:
      Who would know how to disable AV/Firewall software better than AV/Firewall software makers??? Hrm... job security eh?

    3. Re:Virus that disables anti-virus software? by br0ck · · Score: 5, Informative

      Klez did this as well. Also, Melissa turned off Word's security protection.

    4. Re:Virus that disables anti-virus software? by Tantrum420 · · Score: 1
      Who would know how to disable AV/Firewall software better than AV/Firewall software makers???

      Uhh... Ex-employees of the AV/Firewall software makers?

      T

    5. Re:Virus that disables anti-virus software? by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Who would know how to disable AV/Firewall software better than AV/Firewall software makers??? Hrm... job security eh?

      How is it job security when their product fails to stop it?

    6. Re:Virus that disables anti-virus software? by Koyaanisqatsi · · Score: 1

      Who would know how to disable AV/Firewall software better than AV/Firewall software makers?

      Anyone who knows enough Win32 API to find that kill(pid) call. Remember, it is Windows, and you're *allways* root ;)

    7. Re:Virus that disables anti-virus software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit...
      That was clever... Switching the "Word's" link with openoffice.org

      Whew-wee...

      You're such a fucking loser.

    8. Re:Virus that disables anti-virus software? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Have any other virii in the past done this, or is this a first?

      A friendly visit from the language police:
      There's no such word as virii. The correct plural for virus is viruses.

      Have a nice day.

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  13. how does it propogate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just another naughty email attachment?

  14. Surprised? by YahoKa · · Score: 1

    I dont know about you, but these insane viruses for outlook just don't have the same surprise effect as they once did. I guess we're just getting so used to them.

  15. The relationship destroyer by Pedrito · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man, I'm terrified. My mother got this and now a whole series of e-mails I sent to her about 3 years ago are suddenly being sent to almost everyone she has ever e-mailed or received e-mail from. People who were CC:ed on things I sent her are receiving personal e-mails I sent to her.

    I'm waiting for the one where I said really terrible things about someone to land in the wrong hands and start causing all sorts of disasters. After this, I'm going to be a lot more careful about what I say in e-mails.

    My machine is relatively safe, but I can't vouch for the person I'm sending e-mails to. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of relationship get screwed up before this is all over.

    1. Re:The relationship destroyer by Pedrito · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I just noticed the "Windows/Outlook Only" part of the post. Maybe Windows, but not Outlook only. My mother uses Netscape mail (at least a 3 year old version), and it's obviously quite compatible with the virus.

    2. Re:The relationship destroyer by Pr0xY · · Score: 1

      all the more reason to use pgp/gpg things like this would just send the encrypted form which is useless unless the intended recipient gets it :)

      proxy

    3. Re:The relationship destroyer by chimpo13 · · Score: 1


      I'd love to see a page with nothing but forwarded emails sent from bugbear. So far the only ones I've gotten where pretty lame (although one was about the Zapatistas). I remember being glad when I'd get stuff sent to me from klez and checking out what info I got sent. No nekkid pics, but a resume.

    4. Re:The relationship destroyer by Sloppy · · Score: 2

      Don't worry. As long as those other people don't have your mother's PGP key, everything will work out just fi-- what? You didn't encrypt? Well, sheesh, you were sharing your email with the whole world anyway.

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    5. Re:The relationship destroyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imaging trying to explaing to your mother how to decrypt a PGP encoded message...

    6. Re:The relationship destroyer by tag · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm waiting for the one where I said really terrible things about someone

      You need to learn what my dad drilled into us as kids:
      "Never put anything in writing you wouldn't want to read aloud in open court."

    7. Re:The relationship destroyer by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      "Mom, when Sylpheed tells you to enter your passphrase, enter it." Wow, that was hard.

      Hey, wait, I see your point. We're talking about Outlook users. If I were running Outlook and it asked me for my passphrase, I would just assume that it was a hostile virus that wanted to email my passphrase to someone so that they could decrypt all my files.

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    8. Re:The relationship destroyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's compatible with any client as long as the user is dumb enough to open anything.

      unpatched outlook takes this out of the users hands and automatically executes.

      there's your answer

    9. Re:The relationship destroyer by archen · · Score: 1

      Hmm.... that's a good point!
      Another reason to get gpg working.

    10. Re:The relationship destroyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your dad is a homo.

    11. Re:The relationship destroyer by Loligo · · Score: 2

      Don't most mail readers have a "delete" function?

      -l

  16. Internet connection. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    I am sure they are not as popular but I am sure there are still viruses and things that rely on floppies and other media for propagation. So if you have a machine that gets all its outside data from a floppy, this virii wouldn't be able to be propagated.

    1. Re:Internet connection. by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      this virii

      You know, I see people bitch about using virii instead of viruses as the plural form of virus every time this sort of story comes out.
      That said, I do believe this is the first time I've seen virii used as the singular form of virus.

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    2. Re:Internet connection. by Lionel+Hutts · · Score: 2

      That shocked me, too, but I'm pretty sure our correspondent's "this virii" was meant to be "these virii," not "this virus."

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    3. Re:Internet connection. by Foogle · · Score: 2

      Still... It's pretty weird to use BOTH "viruses" and "virii" in the same post. At least pick one.

  17. Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by RailGunner · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Unless your company forces you to connect to an Exchange Server, why would anyone purposely run Outlook or Outlook Express as their mail client? Especially when there's several free alternatives.

    Eudora - http://www.Eudora.com
    Opera Mail - http://www.opera.com
    Mozilla - http://www.mozilla.org
    Netscape - http://www.netscape.com

    I hate to sound callous, but if you're on a standard PPP or SLIP internet connection at home, and you're running Outlook or Outlook Express, then you get what you deserve. If your company is running Exchange Server, then your company is getting what it deserves.

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Except between Melissa, ILoveYou, Sircam, Klez, and now this, it's what, fool me a dozen times? Do people just enjoy getting kicked in the teeth repeatedly?

    1. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by 100MHzperhour · · Score: 1

      LOL....EUDORA for my XP and XIMIAN for Linux. Outlook users are getting what they deserve! Yet my best friend who uses outlook shuns me for using eudora....what a riot!

    2. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by gblues · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unfortunately, people who use MSN as their ISP are forced to use MS LookOut as their e-mail client because the SMTP servers require "Secure Password Authentication" support, and none of the clients you have listed support it.

      Score one for vendor lock-in!

      Nathan

    3. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by 1g$man · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      i haven't gotten viruses in outlook. when will i get what i deserve?

      oh... when i become as dumb as a typical slashtroll. heh.

    4. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by SirSlud · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree.

      People seem to dislike this attitude, but its true. Why should anyone deserve sympathy for driving a car thats already rolled over 3 times ...

      Eventually its up to the user to practice safe computing.

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    5. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by RailGunner · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Well, I'd say that's a good reason not to use MSN. Though I could have sworn Eudora or Mozilla or both supported SPA..

      OK folks, any volunteers to add SPA support to Mozilla Mail? Let's free the MSN users from the shackles of Outlook.

    6. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Osty · · Score: 5, Interesting

      why would anyone purposely run Outlook or Outlook Express as their mail client?

      I can't personally speak for OE, as I've not used it in years, but I use Outlook XP because it's the best mail client I've found. I've never been infected by a virus in Outlook XP, because by default it strips malicious attachments (no, I'm not confusing that with an Exchange or mail server stripping those attachments -- we do that at work, sure, but I use Outlook at home with my postfix setup, and I know I'm not stripping attachments there, yet Outlook XP still strips the dangerous attachments). Out of the box, Outlook XP requires you to screw around to shoot yourself in the foot -- it warns you when you try to open an attachment, it'll tell you when there's possibly malicious script in a message and not let you view it in the preview pane, and so on. In short, you actually have to take action to get infected by a virus if you're using Outlook XP.


      Just to clear up any possible misconceptions, Outlook and Outlook Express are two completely different products, with completely different codebases, developed by two completely different teams. The only thing they share is the word "Outlook".

    7. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by jfroot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The reason we use Outlook 2002 is because it does IMAP and Extended MAPI. There are NO OTHER email clients that run on Windows, do IMAP and support extended MAPI. We need extended MAPI for integration into Maximizer (crm type thing).

    8. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by RailGunner · · Score: 2
      Nope, sorry, I hate to disappoint, but I'm not trolling, this is my honest opinion. I'm tired of my Inbox being flooded by a bunch or virus messages because morons are using Outlook and Outlook Express.

      And the easy solution to these Outlook Worms is to QUIT USING OUTLOOK.

    9. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by RailGunner · · Score: 1

      That would be another nice feature for Mozilla. Once again, any volunteers?

    10. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by 100MHzperhour · · Score: 0

      You will get what you deserve when you get it. When something so terrible happens and you lose valuable info will you then see the light of other e-mail clients. LOL..Its your decision to sit on a ticking time-bomb. Its just when your a$$ is in the air from the explosion that you might consider the migration from Outlook.

    11. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Outlook (without being forced to) because I like it. I install updates when Windows tells me to, and I've never had a virus.

      On the other hand, you're an idiot. Thanks.

    12. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by ColdBoot · · Score: 1

      Because none of these have a decent PIM. When one provides similar PIM functions, I'll gladly switch.

    13. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by EHUDs_Rhino · · Score: 1

      I run Outlook Express because it came with Windows and I'm smart enough not to open attachments. I get all the major viruses in my e-mail, but they always go right to the trash.

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    14. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by killmenow · · Score: 2

      Granted: Some people are morons.

      That aside, Outlook is not the real problem. (OE...maybe...)

      Our office uses Outlook because it's a nice e-mail system overall. The group calendar thing is still not there in the solutions you mention.

      At any rate, we use Outlook...and nobody here has been infected by this virus, NOR WILL THEY BE.

      How is it I can say this? Because of this nifty patch Microsoft put out oh...about two years ago, called the "Outlook Security Patch" that lets my server automatically block these attachments. You can't open them if you want to.

      The fact of the matter is, I've personally received the BugBear virus attached to more than one e-mail...so somebody I know has been hit. But I won't get the virus...because when I open it, there's this nifty little text at the top of the window that says "Outlook blocked access to the following potentially unsafe attachments: whatever.jpg.pif"

    15. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by PygmyTrojan · · Score: 1
      Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

      Or, as George W. would say...

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    16. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Tell that to my corporate IT department.

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    17. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by sys$manager · · Score: 1

      Because I like Outlook and Eudora, Opera, Mozilla, and Netscape all suck in comparison. I've been using it since outlook 97 came out, and I've never had a virus. I know why too. It's because I'm not an idiot. Most Outlook viruses are user propagated anyways.

    18. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by DF5JT · · Score: 1

      "In short, you actually have to take action to get infected by a virus if you're using Outlook XP."

      Guess what: You'd be amazed to learn that all safety precuations a regular user can discard *will* be discarded and this user *will* take action. We've seen it before.

    19. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

      I'm open to suggestions.

      The only reason I am running WIN2K with Outlook as opposed to Linux on my main home-business desktop is for its function as a PIM. Ties my e-mail, notes, contacts, journaling, calendar all together nicely, and co-exists happily with my iPAQ.

      I use Moz for my browser, and have tried to switch over to it for mail and calendar, but sorely miss the PDA synchronization. That, and the thought of losing nearly four years of painstakingly built-up spam-filtering in my rules writing, keep me chained to Outlook. I use OpenOffice for all my other office work, on both my WIN2K and other linux boxen. Have been considering ACT, but if I'm going to "take the leap" I'd prefer something that would allow me to go completely open source on the OS as well.

      You guys would make my week if you could direct me towards a [good] solution that would get me off Outlook painlessly.

    20. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Osty · · Score: 1

      Guess what: You'd be amazed to learn that all safety precuations a regular user can discard *will* be discarded and this user *will* take action. We've seen it before.

      At which point, you toss the user, not the client. However, when I said you have to take action, I meant you really have to screw around with Outlook XP (or any version of Outlook that's had the Outlook Security Patch applied) to be able to get viruses. It's not a matter of a popup asking if you're sure you want to do this, with a checkbox saying you're sure now and forever (sure, there are some of those, but not for the important stuff like attachment stripping).

    21. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was dumb for outlook to open attachments automatically. this is not an option any more and hasn't been for a long time.

      worms spread now because of idiocy: either unpatched systems (this worm, like the others exploits a bug that was patched OVER A YEAR AGO), or idiot people running executable attachments on their own.

      so, there is only a ticking time-bomb on idiot users.

    22. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by freuddot · · Score: 1

      You forgot the bat !

      http://www.ritlabs.com/the_bat/

      I tried everthing to develop my S.O. geekiness. Nothing worked. Right until she found the bat. Next thing I knew, she was on mailing lists, news servers, using latex (no pun), ghostview and ghostscript. She just bought a Zaurus, because its run linux, and sync all her stuff between PDA and computer. All of that start the day she found an email client she could tweak, and liked to tweak. Never tried it, but it sure sounds like the geek email client.

      J.

    23. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, none of those are complete replacements for outlook. On a windows platform, what can also do group "calendar-ing" as easily and as fuctionally for the user as Outlook? If you use outlook for just email, sure you can switch. But it can do a lot more that that, which makes it so darn hard to replace.

      If Evolution ran on windows, and could do group scheduling of off a server, we'd be set.....

    24. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by the_machine · · Score: 1

      Is MSN _really_ that good of an ISP? This is a serious question. I've never used them before, but is their service so compelling that you don't mind putting up with Outbreak?

    25. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by huge · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And the easy solution to these Outlook Worms is to QUIT USING OUTLOOK.


      At home, pine is enough for me, but at the office it's a different thing.

      There are lot's of companies out there who are using Outlook just because they are using MS Exchange. They are using exchange because it has 'nice' group calendar (which isn't that bad, though I cannot say the same about Exchange itself) and there aren't that many good mail/calendar solutions available.

      Agreed, part of the problem are IT managers who think world is revolving around windows, and they cannot see any other non-M$ solutions.
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    26. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by md17 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What about Ximian Evolution as a secure Outlook replacement?

      It can even talks to Exchange servers.

      Oh-yeah, it runs on Linux, so I guess that rules it out as an Outlook replacement for you windows people.

    27. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm.. Eudora does IMAP and MAPI, but not extended... neat idea, though.

    28. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by dildatron · · Score: 1

      FYI, there are feature requests already to add SPA to Mozilla in Bugzilla. I don't know if it will ever happen though - people complain that they don't want to use MS Outlook as their client due to security holes, yet they want the other clients to use Microsoft's security mechanism. You can't always have it both ways.

      Fortunately, ISP's are plentiful and users have a choice if it bothers them.

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    29. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by txsable · · Score: 3, Informative

      If Outlook and Outlook Express are so unrelated, why are you REQUIRED to have Outlook Express installed to run Outlook 2000?

      Been there, tried this. There is NO way around having to have OE installed to run Outlook2K.

      (The only reason I use any MS emailer is because my office uses it. I actually had to convince someone here that using OE to pop our one email account that is allowed to receive attachments was a Bad Idea, and finally got him to change to Eudora...)

    30. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by dildatron · · Score: 1

      I have knows two people that used them, both said that MSN completely sucked. They block (among others) port 25, and connectivity was poor at best. Of course, much of this depends on your location, as they outsource.

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    31. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, step down from the pedestal. The anti-MS rhetoric here is silly and irrelevant.

      Did it ever occur to you that when someone is coding a virus, they'd prefer it to be effective and therefore write it to take advantage of the fact that most of the known planet uses a particular type of e-mail client?

      Which, by the way, if you are current with your updating is secure against this?

    32. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by IGu · · Score: 0

      I think The Bat! has such a feature and it is a really neat client (more than that).It also has nice filtering and sorting features and it currently copes with a 10,000 emails database on my computer, most of them with some atachments...
      You can get it at www.ritabs.com

    33. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Osty · · Score: 1

      If Outlook and Outlook Express are so unrelated, why are you REQUIRED to have Outlook Express installed to run Outlook 2000?

      I haven't seen this one. Then again, I've not installed Outlook on any system that didn't have OE (just because it has OE doesn't it's used). Outlook requires Internet Explorer, sure, and OE is packaged as part of IE, so perhaps that's what you were seeing as a dependency? Based on the system requirements for Outlook XP, I don't see Outlook Express required at all (as for IE being required, check the list of supported operating systems, and you'll see all of them include IE, so it's redundant to call out a requirement for IE separately).

    34. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, OE is required for Outlook 2000. Can't speak for Outlook XP, but it is definitely required for Outlook 2000. They are definitely NOT two separate code bases, and are tied together very tightly.

    35. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by neur0maniak · · Score: 1

      I use Outlook Express. I like it. My SMTP requires logging in, but not just that. I've got a huge archive of mail that I've recevied using it, and it'll be a pain to try and convert. I'm quite happy using it, and have not been infected by any viruses received through it.

      Viruses through the mail are as obvious as an elephant in your back garden.
      If you want to ride the elephant, it's your own fault if you get hurt.

    36. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by ille_pugil · · Score: 1

      I use MSN for the following reasons:

      1) I used to support MSN (I know, gag!) so I know all the ins and outs

      2) It runs surprisingly well in linux (no client needed)

      3) Multiple dialup locations: I can visit all my relatives and still get online with my laptop

      so, hence, they aren't all that bad. :)

      Also, you don't need to use outlook, you can log in through hotmail.com, or don't use their email, just the access.

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    37. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by ille_pugil · · Score: 1

      and as dialup I am consistantly getting 48-52kbps (except out in the "sticks", where my parent's copper is rather poor)

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    38. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by hoeferbe · · Score: 1

      I second this, as I've seen it at work. I tried setting up a computer with a minimal amount of programs on it for a customer. I did a custom install of IE, and purposely excluded Outlook Express as part of it. When I tried to install Outlook 2000, it said it couldn't install becuase Outlook Express wasn't installed.

    39. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by archen · · Score: 1

      As the IT department at the place I work, you can tell that to me all day and I say, tell that to management. Whenever I bring up the fact Outlook is insecure and virus prone, everyone says the same thing "but what would we use then". Even discussing something else with them I've already lost them in the conversation. Much like discussing alternatives to ANY microsoft product, I get blank looks like I just stepped off of a UFO. Microsoft has a lock on the market because people think they just can't use anything else. Thus the vicious cycle continues without end. Of course if your IT department actually defends Outlook then maybe they're just looking for job security or are a bunch of masochists.

    40. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by cscx · · Score: 2

      I don't see a regular user editing the registry. Unless you edit a key in the registry, you are not allowed to view executable (exe, bat, com, vbs, shs, etc) attachments. Period. It doesn't allow you access, unless you edit the registry. Want to send an executable? Tell the sender to ZIP it.

    41. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by cscx · · Score: 2

      Sorry, Mozilla developers are busy working on skinning and other worthless features (read: ChatZilla). They might want to work on an integrated spell checker first. I'll stick with Outlook XP, thanks.

    42. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by GarryOwen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Outlook 2k uses outlook express as the news client. It is possible to install outlook 2k with OE but its a bitch. but you can always uninstall OE after the outlook 2k install.

    43. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks becuasee you er a ficktaard, fuucker

    44. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Dalcius · · Score: 2

      Sounds pretty restrictive and annoying to me.

      And no, I'm not being two faced...

      Writing a secure client beats putting pop-ups that warn you that the client is insecure.

      I'll admit I'm generalizing it a bit, but the point sticks...

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      ~Dalcius
      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    45. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Dalcius · · Score: 2

      Enjoying your new EULA? =)

      Oh, and BTW, just because you don't happen to have any friends (who have you in their mailing list -heh) who end up inadvertantly sending you viruses doesn't mean your client isn't an insecure piece of trash.

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      ~Dalcius
      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    46. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Dalcius · · Score: 2

      I'm probably talking out of my ass here as I'm not exactly sure if it'll fit what you need, but the closest solution I've seen is Evolution from Ximian. It's very popular these days.

      IMO, sometimes being close and using Linux is better than being all the way and not.

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      ~Dalcius
      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    47. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Dalcius · · Score: 2

      I get a virus on my Linux system. It has permissions to my files, so it infects every file I have. My user gets b0rked, I log on as root and wipe my user.

      I get a virus on my Windows box, pre 2K or I'm logged on as admin (seems like most 'normal' users do this anyway). Oops, it has write access to my entire system. Bye bye!

      I get a virus on my Windows box post 2K. It has permissions to more than just my files and ends up infecting the majority of the system. How to clean it? I guess a $50 virus scanner.

      Yes, there is not a huge and drastic difference. But you can't assume because Linux isn't used by the masses that people who really pay attention can't predict how secure it is. Of course there will be things that are missed. Of course when (yes, when) a very large chunk of people switch to Linux there will me more bugs discovered more often.

      But to imply that this is all "normal" because outlook is used the most is ridiculous. There is a very legit reason to complain.

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      ~Dalcius
      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    48. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by rnd() · · Score: 2

      Recent versions of OE are actually very strong and do the same things that you describe. The only oddity is that it thinks files that end in .zip are dangerous. :)

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      Amazing magic tricks

    49. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, the exim MTA actually supports SPA for sending. Its not a mail _client_, but if you use pine/mozilla/mutt etc and have it submit locally, then exim can send it thru the MSN server for you..

      Oh.. www.exim.org...

    50. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by SLot · · Score: 2

      I use Evolution when possible (ie, home) and I'd probably get more people in the office interested in switching to a different OS if it had all the functionality of the product they currently use.

      Lack of shared calendars is a *big* showstopper for them.

    51. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by squidgyhead · · Score: 1

      Well, since I spent the last 7 months travelling, I use a web mail, and I chose Hotmail. Outlook and Outlook express can handle hotmail. Can anyone else?

      Now that I've settled down I'm going to have to do use wine to run outlook express or have to go back to the crappy web access. It would be great if Evolution could add this feature.

    52. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by twitter · · Score: 2, Troll
      I use Outlook XP because it's the best mail client I've found

      You need to keep looking.

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      Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    53. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by txsable · · Score: 1

      Here's the scenario - what I tried, and doesn't work.

      1) "Typical" install of Windows 98 SE (includes Outlook Express by default, IE4).

      2) Install MS Office 2000 with a full install of Outlook.

      3) Set up Outlook as an Exchange Client for a user.

      4) Go to Add/Remove Programs and remove Outlook Express.

      5) Try and run Outlook - you get a warning that "Outlook requires Outlook Express..." and Outlook shuts down. Will not run at all.

      If there's a way around this, PLEASE let me know. I'd love to implement it for my office and get Outlook Express off our machines (users think they can POP their home email accounts with it - and get pissed when the firewall blocks the outbound POP connection).

    54. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by theobscurest · · Score: 1

      I use MSN as an ISP for DSL access.. Although it wasn't my first choice, we have been overall fairly happy with them. We just installed the software to get all of the internet settings, and uninstalled afterwards. If you don't uninstall, it gets really annoying because the application is always popping up. And.. you don't have to use Outlook at all. Just continue using whichever mail client you were using before.

    55. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Osty · · Score: 1

      You need to keep looking.

      That's why Evolution blatantly ripped off the Outlook interface, right? I've used pretty much everything out there -- pine, mutt (still use it, the few times I actually check mail from my linux box), Outlook Express, Eudora (3.something and 4.something), Netscape mail (3.x, 4.x), and even some of the more esoteric ones out there, like Pegasus mail. I've also tried many of the web-based solutions. And yet, I keep coming back to Outlook. When I said it's the best mail client I've found, I meant it.

    56. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, from the other comments, Mozilla should be supporting SPA very soon, but not currently. From what I have heard, Eudora has limited SPA capabilities. I know there are different issues between the Mac & Win versions, and I have also heard it's quite difficult to get set up and working correctly. So far, Outlook is one of the only mail clients with full SPA support. Web mail clients do seem to be ahead of the game as opposed to most software email clients.

    57. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, you have to agree the Anti-MS drones are about as mindlessly against MS (for all uses) as the Pro-MS drones are for them (for all uses).

      It's easy to find wackos at the extremities.

    58. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mozilla can import MS Outlook mail and address books flawlessly. Go try it! www.mozilla.org

    59. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by koh · · Score: 1

      --I get a virus on my Linux system. It has permissions to my files, so it infects every file I have. My user gets b0rked, I log on as root and wipe my user.

      You say that because you naturally assume that a linux user with any common sense won't surf web/read mail as root.

      --I get a virus on my Windows box, pre 2K or I'm logged on as admin (seems like most 'normal' users do this anyway). Oops, it has write access to my entire system. Bye bye!

      Here you assume "most" "normal" windows users surf web/read mail as Administrator. Though I have to agree they have no choice on 95-98-Me systems (NT4, which is pre-2K, already supported unprivileged users), they don't have to do that on recent windows OSes. And they can be just as stupid and always use a linux system as root.

      So it's not really the superiority of the OS that is the culprit here, it's the common sense of the user.

      --I get a virus on my Windows box post 2K. It has permissions to more than just my files and ends up infecting the majority of the system. How to clean it? I guess a $50 virus scanner.

      If it has (write) permissions to more than just your files, then :
      1) you're Administrator, and clearly you shouldn't, or
      2) the permissions of your filesystem are screwed.

      My point is, everyone using linux knows letting /usr/bin writable by the users group is just plain silly. Why don't windows users consider the ramifications of having "Everyone" with "Full Control" access on \Progra~1 or \WINNT ? We're talking about common sense again here.

      Flame away, do consider that some ppl are just not ready to use *NIX systems, and to them Windows is just the right thing. Remember, a stupid user can screw *any* OS. Let it be Windows then.

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    60. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by repetty · · Score: 1

      Well, since I spent the last 7 months travelling, I use a web mail, and I chose Hotmail. Outlook and Outlook express can handle hotmail. Can anyone else?

      Interesting. I have a filter set up in Evolution to move hotmail messages to a "Spam" folder.

    61. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by repetty · · Score: 1

      That's why Evolution blatantly ripped off the Outlook interface, right?

      What's the interface got to do with anything?

      Look a little deeper... I use Evolution and I'm not worried about your viruses.

    62. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by repetty · · Score: 1

      My son once ate cow tongue for two dollars.

    63. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by repetty · · Score: 1

      No way. The Linux version of Outlook absolutely sucked. I deleted it.

      Joking aside, what is it about Outlook that so great? I've used everything you named except Opera and I don't understand your hardon for Outlook.

      You might not be an idiot, but many Windows users are (apparently).

      My point is that GOOD software doesn't support viruses from the get-go. Outlook is, at the most fundemental levels, designed to support virus propagation.

      I imagine virus authors lick their chops at the very thought of Outlook, "The job's half done!"

      Here, let's try this out... "Mozilla? The job's half done!"

      As you can see, that didn't work at all.

    64. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Znork · · Score: 2

      That's exactly why you should never ever use any mail client that encodes or archives mail in a nonstandard format, unless it can easily export it to mbox format or something.

      I've been using email for more than a decade, and 5 or 6 mail readers during that time, not to mention various automation tools that need to access the mail.

      I've never ever had to even think about 'converting' mail. My first recieved email ever is still in the same format as the one recieved ten minutes ago.

      It's much easier to avoid pain if you dont set yourself up for it in the first place.

    65. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by repetty · · Score: 1

      Did it ever occur to you that when someone is coding a virus, they'd prefer it to be effective and therefore write it to take advantage of the fact that most of the known planet uses a particular type of e-mail client?

      Yes, it did. It also occurred to me that such a person might be as lazy as the rest of us and find such an easy target irresistable.

    66. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Osty · · Score: 1

      Look a little deeper... I use Evolution and I'm not worried about your viruses.

      Re-read my original post, and realize I'm not worried about "my" viruses, either. And the interface has to do with the mail client being useable, which factors into my figuring of "best" (if you can't use the mail client, how good can it be?).

    67. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a flame but.. I can't figure out why people would use POP instead of IMAP.. because if you're using IMAP you wouldn't be using Outlook but Pine, which is the greatest thing since sliced bread if you use IMAP and email a lot. Especially the remote config/address book files which allow you to use e-mail from anywhere without ever reconfiguring it. (except maybe smtp servers ;) )

    68. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You used Pine and switched back?
      I guess you didn't wanna take 5 minutes to learn it or you would have stayed.

    69. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Dalcius · · Score: 2

      --I get a virus on my Linux system. It has permissions to my files, so it infects every file I have. My user gets b0rked, I log on as root and wipe my user.

      "You say that because you naturally assume that a linux user with any common sense won't surf web/read mail as root."


      True. However I find it easier to admin my box while still using my user name. Run an admin tool and it asks you for root password. Or just use 'su'. Or open up a nested window with an entirely new logon. In my experience, Windows isn't so friendly.

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      --I get a virus on my Windows box, pre 2K or I'm logged on as admin (seems like most 'normal' users do this anyway). Oops, it has write access to my entire system. Bye bye!

      "Here you assume "most" "normal" windows users surf web/read mail as Administrator."


      Don't put words into my mouth. I said it seems like. And I'm not assuming what I've seen, either -- these are people I know in my personal life.

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      "Though I have to agree they have no choice on 95-98-Me systems"

      That was the main point of that statement.

      ---
      "(NT4, which is pre-2K, already supported unprivileged users)"

      As a fun side note, this was also one of the buggiest and security problem prone OSes known to man.

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      they don't have to do that on recent windows OSes.

      I understand this, that should have been obvious in my post.

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      And they can be just as stupid and always use a linux system as root.

      Of course when you make a system idiot proof, they develop a new type of idiot. That's true. However, I find that during my RH install, it is well explained what "root" is and that you should use your own user. You're warned if you log onto the desktop as root that it can be very dangerous. While this won't prevent a determined user, it helps. Not to mention my above point that (to me), Linux seems easier to admin without initially logging on as root.

      ---
      So it's not really the superiority of the OS that is the culprit here, it's the common sense of the user.

      I'll agree again. However, just because the driver of a car determines how safe he is on the road, that doesn't mean that a faulty car is necessarily as safe as a well manufactured one. This goes for any tool. Comparing the history of the two operating systems (Windows and Linux) and their related tools, if you claim that Microsoft is just as good, you obviously don't know your history. This is not a biased threat or flame or troll -- this is historial and statistical fact. If you can't admit that, you don't deserve to debate about it. I'm being stern here, I'm not trying to be harsh.

      ---
      --I get a virus on my Windows box post 2K. It has permissions to more than just my files and ends up infecting the majority of the system. How to clean it? I guess a $50 virus scanner.

      "If it has (write) permissions to more than just your files, then :
      1) you're Administrator, and clearly you shouldn't, or
      2) the permissions of your filesystem are screwed."

      Now I could be wrong on this. I should have said this first-off. I am an ex-Windows user who still uses a partition running 98 (now 2K) for games. From everything I recall of my system, I have access to more than just files of my creation. I'm not refering to files in c:\winnt.

      ---
      My point is, everyone using linux knows letting /usr/bin writable by the users group is just plain silly. Why don't windows users consider the ramifications of having "Everyone" with "Full Control" access on \Progra~1 or \WINNT ? We're talking about common sense again here.

      I agree, however you have to look at the inherent security of a system. If the locks on your cars are faulty, who cares if you use them or not? If the car manufacturer makes it much easier to not use those locks, that's also a downside.

      ---
      Flame away,

      You take me for a troll?

      ---
      do consider that some ppl are just not ready to use *NIX systems, and to them Windows is just the right thing.

      I know plenty of them. I recommend 2K to folks who need Windows. I also know folks who like Linux who don't know much of anything about computers: my parents, family friends and personal friends alike.

      The bottom line is that, yes, user stupidity will always be the key factor until someone makes an OS in which the user is limited. I won't speculate on who that might be.

      However, it's between the tool and the user, and the slowest runner sets the pace. Some tools are just inherently better than others.

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      ~Dalcius
      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    70. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Hubert_Shrump · · Score: 1

      I used to do tech for M$, and their version of SPA is an unpublished "standard". it's not that it's any more secure - though that's what they try to imply. as far as I know, NO mail client but outlook or OE will recieve MSN POP3 email. you can always "roll it forward" to web-based, though. which leaves you with a shoddy hotmail accnt., which in the end, is perfect for leaving as a spam-hole for slashdot...

      lovemonkeys!

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    71. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, though, Why would anyone leave pine?

    72. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't handle pine then maybe you should unplug that keyboard, then. Pine is way better than Outlook, and no wasting time using a mouse, or waiting for a gui to draw on a slower machine. hell, you can even access pine across the net if you've got some kind of ssh setup.

    73. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by WNight · · Score: 2

      There's an even better Outlook patch, it's the only guaranteed one. Unplug the network cable. It's about as effective as the patch you mention. Unplug the power cable and Windows will stop crashing too!

      Fug, disabling the capability to send attachments instead of fixing the client to not be swiss-cheese. What a useless fix.

    74. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Osty · · Score: 1

      If you can't handle pine then maybe you should unplug that keyboard, then.

      I didn't say I "can't handle" pine. I said that I've used it (for a good three years, even), and found Outlook to be better, in my opinion.


      Pine is way better than Outlook

      Define "better". In my opinion, it's not. Maybe you would like to enlighten me?


      no wasting time using a mouse

      I don't have to use a mouse in Outlook if I don't want to do so. Everything is keyboard-accessible (see, that is true handicap accessibility).


      waiting for a gui to draw on a slower machine

      Not an issue. All the machines I use that run Outlook are capable (not neccessarily beefy, but at the least capable). As well, that's a complaint about GUIs in general, not Outlook, and it's not a problem I routinely have.


      hell, you can even access pine across the net if you've got some kind of ssh setup.

      As I mentioned, the rare times I check my mail on my linux machine, I use mutt. Generally, that's pretty much only when I'm travelling. I don't check my home mail from work (because when I'm at work, I'm working), and I don't suddenly feel the need to check my mail when I happen to not be at home. That said, I have found times when it's convenient to check my mail remotely (for example, back when I was interviewing for jobs my senior year in college, I'd often check my mail from public terminals in the cities where I was intervewing). Thus, I keep mutt around. But for normal, everyday e-mail work, I use Outlook and I like Outlook. (Just as a note, I'm only speaking about home use here. I do use Outlook at work as well, but the remote checking issue isn't one thanks to my work using OWA (Outlook Web Access), which works perfectly fine for me.)

    75. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by Osty · · Score: 2

      Not a flame but.. I can't figure out why people would use POP instead of IMAP.. because if you're using IMAP you wouldn't be using Outlook but Pine, which is the greatest thing since sliced bread if you use IMAP and email a lot. Especially the remote config/address book files which allow you to use e-mail from anywhere without ever reconfiguring it. (except maybe smtp servers ;) )

      Funny. I use IMAP (over SSL, even), and I use Outlook. And things work! Oh my god!

    76. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? by killmenow · · Score: 1

      A bit late, but...

      I can send attachments if I want. I can receive attatchments if I want. I can send/receive specific types of attachments and block others. I can turn off script access to the address book. I can set any number of different parameters so I can have the control I want. If you or your admin couldn't or wouldn't be bothered to figure out how to use the patch, that means it's useless for you, yes...but not based on its own merits.

      It would be better to have a system that will accept vb/javascript attachments and not run the virus code automatically. I'm not saying the patch is the end-all, be-all of computer security. But it works...it gives me the control I want, the security I want, the ability to let the users keep using the software they like to use, and NOT spread viruses. It is most definitely not useless.

      And as for guaranteed "patches": what a silly comment. Security is a sliding scale. Your Linux/*BSD/whatever solution is not guaranteed either...unless you unplug it, lock it in a vault, drop it in the ocean (someplace deep) and forget where it is.

  18. If you have to write a mailing virus... by vidnet · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In addition to the following list of subjects, the worm can create a new message as a reply to or forward of an existing message on the infected system.

    Get 8 FREE issues - no risk!
    Your Gift
    Get a FREE gift!
    150 FREE Bonus!
    25 merchants and rising
    New bonus in your cash account
    etc..

    If you have to write a mailing virus that relies on people opening it, why would you make it use spam-like subjects?

    1. Re:If you have to write a mailing virus... by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      ... Because morons open spam?

    2. Re:If you have to write a mailing virus... by Hoarse+Whisperer · · Score: 1

      Actually, here's the interesting thing. The first of these e-mails came through our system earlier this week from a company we deal with (at least the return address was a company we deal with, it looks like the virus uses other address book entries to hide where the email is actually coming from), had a subject line and message content that was valid for our industry and even had an attachment that looked sincere (except for the .scr extension).

      I've spent a lot of time educating the users at this particular company about spotting attachments that are suspect, however, two people opened attachments because at first glance they appeared real.

      Say what you will about user stupidity but for someone who's main focus is not technical and who's just trying to get through their workload it's an easy mistake to make.

      That's the most interesting thing to me about this virus, it's the social engineering aspect that has been so effective in spreading it, not the fact that it tries to use an old vulnerability in OE.

      Anyone else noticed the same thing?

  19. Patch for KMail by croftj · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there a patch for KMail? I'd hate to be caught off guard on this one!

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    1. Re:Patch for KMail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes - the patch for this is included in the patch that makes KMail actually work more than 30% of the time. It's sweet!

  20. Virii is not a word... by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

    ... and if it were, it would be the plural of virius. Viruses should be the plural of virus, because virus does not have a known plural in Latin, but if viri is becoming the accepted plural, live with it.

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  21. Full marks for timeliness by Weasel+Boy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I learned about this virus *from my mom* an hour before it was posted on Slashdot. If that isn't a sign that this site has jumped the shark, I don't know what is. ;-)

    1. Re:Full marks for timeliness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, me too

      It comes to a scarey state of affairs when I am phoned up by mum for security advice and have to stall for answers whilst googleing to find more information!

      Although I guess I already knew the answer: "yep, affects windows users, only using OL/OE, its a worm, you got it through an email, yes, norton had picked it up. dont worry"

    2. Re:Full marks for timeliness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, slashdot were so late on this it is strange. Did anyone say 'Asleep at the whel?'

    3. Re:Full marks for timeliness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah my wife always gets in a panic about 3 days after I've allready heard about it "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A NEW VIRUS?!!" - then a day later slashdot talks about it.

  22. Crazy Printer by imevil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The virus has a "bug": when it does its filthy things with window shares it also does something with shared printers, so if one morning you find a stack of paper on the printer with one line of gibberish per sheet (and something about a DOS program not being able to execute) it could be BearBug. Or someone who printed out and exe file from notepad.

    1. Re:Crazy Printer by Zakabog · · Score: 2

      Actually, that's because the virus looks for shares on the network. It finds a share and sends data to it something like this -

      Virus: Hey anyone out there shared?
      Printer: Yo
      Virus: Here's a copy of myself for you to run, too much work to check if you're actually a computer
      Printer: *starts printing the data getting sent to it*

      Most worms that spread over shares will print on shared printers because they don't check if it's a printer, only if it's shared.

  23. FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FP

  24. Funny by Tim+Ward · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    This is an exploit of a hole that was fixed last year, yet it makes the /. front page??

    However the last two major outbreaks which exploited holes patched yonks ago didn't make the /. front page. Would that perhaps be because this one is a Windows exploit and the last two were Linux/Apache exploits, by any chance, just possibly?

    1. Re:Funny by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Would that perhaps be because this one is a Windows exploit and the last two were Linux/Apache exploits, by any chance, just possibly?

      Of course not. This is Slashdot, after all.

      Oh, wait...

    2. Re:Funny by runderwo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Uh, name those exploits, and I'll let you know where Slashdot posted them. KTHX

    3. Re:Funny by GigsVT · · Score: 5, Informative

      The OpenSSL exploit (and the slapper worm that used it) and the apache chunked exploit were all on the front page. Front page stories were run on Lion/Ramen/etc also.

      You apparently don't read Slashdot enough if you think they don't cover Linux worms in some attempt to make Linux look more secure than it is.

      Funny that pretty much any "bash slashdot" post can get modded up, even if it is completely (and provably) false.

      http://apache.slashdot.org/apache/02/06/28/18123 1. shtml?tid=148
      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid= 02/09/25/121024 7&mode=thread&tid=148
      http://apache.slashdot.org/ article.pl?sid=02/09/13 /2315246&mode=thread&tid=172
      http://developers.sl ashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/0 7/30/1323226&mode=thread&tid=128

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    4. Re:Funny by Seclusion · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      I'll tell you why these stories should be on /. every time a new outbreak happens. So we the informed tech community remind the majority who run Windows to practice safe internet/pc habits. Meanwhile you may score some brownie points with friends/family/coworkers by guiding them toward the fixes they need.

    5. Re:Funny by The+Bungi · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      You apparently don't read Slashdot enough if you think they don't cover Linux worms in some attempt to make Linux look more secure than it is.

      You apparently don't understand the term "security through obscurity". There have been dozens of Linux and thrid party vulnerabilities that are mentioned in passing is Slashback or delegated to one of the topic sections without making it to the front page. Off the top of my head, here's one. It doesn't matter if it's Slashcode or Apache or SSH. It's always "HEY, ANOTHER IE SECURITY HOLE!!!1!!" and 'obythewaytheresanewsshexploitkthx'

      If you want to be on top of security issues, follow SecurityFocus, not Slashdot.

      When one of these finally makes it to the front page, it's filled with "No, it's Symantec's fault" and "fuck Micro$oft" posts instead of recognizing the problems for what they are - plain and simple software bugs. It happens to the best of us.

      Apache is far more secure than IIS and Pine is more secure than Outlook. No one is trying to deny or contest that, au contraire. But I'll be fucked if I understand why Slashdot does this sort of thing. Maybe you can explain it to us.

      Funny that pretty much any "bash slashdot" post can get modded up, even if it is completely (and provably) false.

      Funny that pretty much any misguided and FUD-ish post attempting to defend Slashdot from something it is clearly guilty of gets modded up.

    6. Re:Funny by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Off the top of my head, here's [securityfocus.com] one.

      A bug in Slash isn't newsworthy. Everyone knows Slash is a hacked together mess of perl scripts. PHPNuke is equally messy and bug-ridden, and has had dozens of alerts against it, and it is more widely used than Slash. Still, any of these third party apps have tiny installation numbers compared to something like IIS or Bind or Apache. You can't expect Slashdot to cover every security alert on every piece of software.

      If you want to be on top of security issues, follow SecurityFocus, not Slashdot.

      I do (bugtraq, incidents, focus-linux, forensics), and almost always, Slashdot covers all major vulernabilities that I see on the lists, in Windows based software and in Linux.

      The only thing they don't regularly cover is incidents, even if they are major incidents. There have been a couple incidents that I submitted to Slashdot and I think should have been posted, but weren't.

      But I'll be fucked if I understand why Slashdot does this sort of thing

      I'll admit the editors are a little biased, but after all, this IS a free software centered site. All news sites have bias. As far as the posters go, you can't hold the editors accountable for what the posters post.

      --
      I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
    7. Re:Funny by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2


      It doesn't matter if it's Slashcode or Apache or SSH.


      And this would be... because Slashcode is commonly bunded with Linux? Wait. No. It isn't. Huh.
    8. Re:Funny by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

      OMG, you are so smart. Thanks for sharing.

  25. Disables firewall? Open ports? by Pac · · Score: 3

    My son received this beauty this afternoon, Norton got it whitout problems.

    But that is not the point. His machine resides in our home network, behind a Linux gateway/firewall. My Linux gateway/firewall, mind you. This lousy little Outlook inhabitant has zero chances of disabling our firewall or opening a arbitrary port somewhere. Anything going in or out has a name in rc.firewall. Anything not mentioned there is not going anywhere.

    Granted, I don't have much experience with "personal" firewalls and Windows firewall in general. Are they that easy to disable?

    1. Re:Disables firewall? Open ports? by RKloti · · Score: 1

      If you have superuser priviledges, then you can easily disable a personal firewall (which resides on the same computer as the actual user does - not a safe practice!) by overwriting it's memory or just SIGKILLing it (Windows doesn't use signals, I know, but I mean terminate it in such a way that it can't trap the termination and call some kind of exit function, like a confirmation or an alert)

      Though you can do much worse. Overwriting the first, say, 1000 sectors of the primary harddisk with random junk will not only erase the MBR, making the machine unbootable, it will also take out the first partition's boot sector and it's file allocation table. If you don't have a good backup, then either you spend a large sum of money on professional data recovery - if the virus did the job thoroughly with multiple passes there might not even be anything to recover - or you basically lose your data, at very least everything you had on your first partition. And that's in the best case, where you recreate the partition table either by hand or with an appropriate application. Not many people would bother, opting for a reformat instead. Ouch.

      If you want to be extra mean, you can erase the flash EPROM. Then you can't start the computer at all, all the the user will see is a blank screen. They wouldn't even hear an error code (in the form of beeps) like they would if there was a memory error. The only way to reflash the chip is by taking it out and putting it in another motherboard while that motherboard is running, or buying a dedicated EPROM programming device.

    2. Re:Disables firewall? Open ports? by electroniceric · · Score: 2

      Any firewall is easy to disable if you have adequate permission and knowhow- you either kill the process or unload the library. These days the knowhow is transmitted by the script, so that leaves the permission issue.

      Aside from the issue that XP users normally un as root, if you can root the box, then you can disable a firewall - on Linux or Windows, all of which leaves us back at the same weakest link problem as always.

    3. Re:Disables firewall? Open ports? by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Howdy neighbor. I'm fresh out of smug. Would you have any extra I could borrow?

      --


      Writers imply. Readers infer.
    4. Re:Disables firewall? Open ports? by dasunt · · Score: 2

      You have to realize, everything on Win9x effectively runs as root. (As well as a lot of things on NT, but that's a different story). Last time I checked, IP Tables and any personal firewall software out there does port filtering/blocking, it doesn't try to prevent itself from being killed. No matter if its windows or linux, if its running on the machine with the right privileges, it can kill the firewall.

      Now there are a lot of viruses out there that will try to disable anti-virus software, and more then a few will try to evade it by using obscure methods of accessing the system. From what I understand of win32 'real-time' virus scanners, for performance and complexity reasons, they can't monitor all system activities. They try to monitor the most common and the most exploitable. There is also a method of attack that tries to introduce enough delay in the realtime scanning so that the virus can disable the AV software before the AV software realizes something is wrong. Therefore, we see viruses that tend to be rather effective at disabling AV software. (Solution, btw, is to boot off a floppy and run antivirus software that way - F-Prot works well for that purpose).

      Anyways, like the *Nix world, the solutions are not to run unneeded services, and to PATCH PATCH PATCH. AV shouldn't be your only line of defense.

    5. Re:Disables firewall? Open ports? by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      you can easily disable a personal firewall (which resides on the same computer as the actual user does - not a safe practice!)

      Where the firewall resides is irrelevant. A virus that gains superuser access to the firewall machine - whether it's a dedicated device, a Linux box, or a personal firewall, wins.

      The security problem here is reading email as the superuser, etc, not running the firewall on the same box.

      The only way to reflash the chip is by taking it out and putting it in another motherboard while that motherboard is running

      Have you actually tried this? How is the second motherboard "running" if its BIOS socket is empty? How can you plug another flash chip in if the socket is already occupied?

    6. Re:Disables firewall? Open ports? by ColaMan · · Score: 2

      How is the second motherboard "running" if its BIOS socket is empty? How can you plug another flash chip in if the socket is already occupied?

      You boot the second motherboard, yank the chip and plug in the erased one. You can then reprogram the chip as per usual. The BIOS on a system is pretty much non-functional after boot.
      Just as long as it's not one of thos PLCC chips that sit flush inside their socket they are a pain to get out without shorting something if you don't have the proper tools.

      I *did* do this once with a Compaq Smart Array RAID controller, which got it's bios scrambled from a buggy upgrade released by Compaq - with the card in it's slot, the server wouldn't boot. Ring Compaq - "Hmmm. Better send that card in for repair. Oh, hangon - it's two months out of warranty - that'll be $500"

      Needless to say, you don't use your $10,000 server to do stunts like this - in my case I had another (faulty but bootable) RAID card and another (old) PC to plug it into.

      --

      You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
      There is a lot of hype here.
    7. Re:Disables firewall? Open ports? by Oestergaard · · Score: 1

      Trying to "prevent itself from being killed" is the non-OS (M$) way of doing things. Of course none such ludicracy exists in a real kernel.

      You have a security model. For example, a non-root user isn't allowed to kill a root process. This helps you not, if you run as root, but you do not end up running as root by "accident".

      Further, running a system that has domain separation (TrustedSolaris, SELinux or others), improves the flexibility and granularity of the security model tremendously. In such a setup you could say that "my MUA is only allowed to access my mail data" - anything started by the MUA will run in the same domain (unless the security model has domain transition rules for that app. - which again would only be the case if the app was a part of the trusted computing environment).

      What this gives you is, that no matter how crappy a MUA you use, there is *no* way that anything it gets from the net and decides to execute, can do anything more than the MUA itself. It would be trivial to create a domain from "internet apps" and have the application executing part of the MUA transition to that domain before executing anything. Then no amount of ingenuity on the part of the virus writer, and no amount of stupidity of the user and MUA developer is going to allow that virus to do *anything* more than display text in your mail window.

      But then again, this requires that you use an OS with a decent security model.

      And for some reason, which is beyond me, people still think that better security models make systems harder to use for the average user... Sigh... It takes the decision making *away* from the user, removing them from a burden, and guaranteeing that they (or their software) cannot screw up, deliberately or accidentally.

      It really is that simple. Only, people refuse to accept it because it sound too damn good to be true.

      Or, well, because there's no way M$ is going there and people feel they need crap on their drives.

    8. Re:Disables firewall? Open ports? by digitalsushi · · Score: 2

      Someday I'm sure there will be some default Samba using SWAT configuration that "just makes things easier" by doing a little "Administrator=root" alias (you can already do this). Someone will make yet another virus that respawns itself, and in the firewall deactivation, it'll have some clever SMB discovery tool with a list of default vendor configs, and that coupled with some obscure linux kernel bug, well... I just don't feel like it's TOO far a stretch that someone could take down a linux firewall protecting your LAN. The way I see it, if it's exploitable, accessable, and has a default configuration, you can make a virus that'll have a chance at hacking it. *shrug* A bit of a stretch but the point is to say merely "you never know".

      --
      slashdot: where everyone yells sarcastic metaphors to themselves to understand the issue
  26. Ironicly by theblacksun · · Score: 1

    I love you was more of a worm than a virus.

    --
    Ignorance kills, complacency kills, hatred kills, but usually not the ones guilty of them.
  27. Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEARS! by SlashChick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The vulnerability that this exploits in Outlook and Outlook Express has been patched since March 29, 2001.

    If you run Apache and haven't patched since March 2001, you're vulnerable.

    If you run OpenSSL and haven't patched since March 2001, you're vulnerable.

    If you run WU-FTPd, Sendmail, or any other numerous programs with vulnerabilities and haven't patched since March 2001, you're vulnerable.

    At this point, there is no one left to blame but people who simply never update their computers. It's the same g&^damn hole that this exploits every single time, folks. Outlook 2000's patch has been out for well over a year. Outlook XP doesn't even HAVE this vulnerability!

    Stop whining about what programs other people choose to run, and encourage them to learn how to patch their systems. No matter what OS you run, patching it is going to be important. Windows XP, Mac OS X, Debian, and Red Hat all make it incredibly easy to patch your system. People spreading this crap around no longer have an excuse.

  28. SPA/SMTP auth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your thinking of smtp auth, wich is widely supported. (at least on clients) SPA is a microsoft thing. again vendor lock in.

  29. How to cripple winblows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    format c:

    1. Re:How to cripple winblows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbass...

    2. Re:How to cripple winblows by shades66 · · Score: 1

      or in this topics case just run Outlook..

      --
      ---- There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't
  30. Microsoft Outlook Express ZappoTron Lab by sjonke · · Score: 1

    Microsoft announced a new approach for virus protection. They call it the Microsoft Outlook Express ZappoTron Lab. Here's how it works. Microsoft, in cohorts with Dell, send a team to your site to install a lab of 100 Windows sportin' Dell PCs connected via a fat pipe to the internet. On each PC is installed a copy of Outlook Express (of course) which is set to check email constantly. Like the people who create them, viruses always take the path of least resistance and as such viruses in the wild are uncontrollably drawn to the Microsoft Outlook Express ZappoTron Lab instead of to your real PCs. It's that simple. Note: Microsoft encourages you to install all Windows and Outlook Express updates, especially pay updates, since they inevitably prove to open up new, even more gaping holes that are just too tempting for viruses to ignore.

    --
    --- What?
  31. Fucking morons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If one more fucking moron here refers to the plural of "virus" as "viri" or "virii" I'm gonna kill someone. Learn to use a fucking dictionary. I thought you people were supposed to be smart.

    It's VIRUSES. This has been discussed many times already (anytime a virus-related article comes up and yet another moron uses viriiiiii).

  32. To The Person Who Controls The Bugbear-ed Machines by JohnMunsch · · Score: 4, Funny

    While everybody else speculates about how to get rid of the virus, why it won't spread in the lab, etc. I'd like to address the person who shipped this in the first place.

    Have you taken the time to carefully consider your DDOS targets? For example, is the RIAA on your list (http://www.riaa.org/)? What about the MPAA (http://www.mpaa.org/)? Fritz Hollings, Senator from Disney (http://hollings.senate.gov/)? Adobe, Blizzard, or anyone else abusing the DMCA? Microsoft?

    When you've got a dangerous weapon in your hands, use it wisely...

    --
    Sigs are for people who started using the net _after_ '86.
  33. I've always wondered... by Schnapple · · Score: 2
    ...who is it that sends in these virus discoveries? I mean, I think we've all had weird things happen to us and most of my BSOD experiences I've chalked up to random occurences. Sure, if I found my hard drive wiped out tommorow I'd probably think a virus was afoot, but who is it that says "I think I have a virus" and is right?

    On the other side of the spectrum though have to be those who think everything that goes wrong is a virus. I can't find my document, it's a virus! (no it's not, you saved it somewhere else, doofus) I can't highlight this word in Excel - it's a virus! (no, you just need to RTFM) I'm getting spam, so I must have a virus! (sigh...)

    It's true - getting some people online is a Sisyphean ordeal. My parents bought a Dell because of the kid in the commercials...

    1. Re:I've always wondered... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Most AV vendors have an email address you can send suspected malicious code to. Also, some large companies have expensive AV contracts, and a lot get found that way.

      --
      I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
    2. Re:I've always wondered... by TheLink · · Score: 2

      Anybody can.

      Once I got a suspicious attachment which was not flagged by my antivirus software (was fully updated). I looked at it in a hexeditor (hiew) and it looked very fishy, so I sent it to the antivirus vendor (they probably prefer it zipped and password protected).

      They'll take a look at it and update the signatures if necessary.

      And yeah it was a trojan/virus.

      --
  34. I'm scared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this affect pine? On Linux?

  35. Oooo.... Click me! Click me! by drc500free · · Score: 0, Troll
    Hmmm... I was checking the away message of a guy who lives in my house and it said "1 floor, 5 guys, 6 linux boxes." It took all of my will power not to go over and smack 5 people in the head. Why do linux users always have to trumpet that they use linux? Do they think anyone cares? People on this site either:
    1. use *nix that isn't linux and keep their mouth shut
    2. use windows, don't click on executable attachments, enjoy the thousands of games and other programs that they can run, and keep their mouth shut or
    3. use linux, tell everyone they use linux, find threads that have nothing to do with linux and tell everyone they use linux, create threads just for the purpose of telling people they use linux, think up truly amusing character substitutions like Micro$oft Windoze, and go to bed every night to dream about penguins.

    To everyone who reads your post, you're just another faceless name boosting the amazingly high noise/signal ratio around here. I think I'm going to post trolls to every thread about briefs being superior to boxers. Cause, you know, people care.

    (-1 Flamebait, Troll, Too much Realism)

    this isn't directed specifically towards you frodo... just seemed like a good place to hook a rant ;-) Although, pretending that you're afraid of legal action for posting on an online forum with an account that is more or less anonymous is fodder for my next rant about over-dramatic slashdotters
  36. How to cripple Macintrash by MattCohn.com · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Turn it on.

    1. Re:How to cripple Macintrash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

    2. Re:How to cripple Macintrash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jealous because you don't have the funds for a G4 PowerBook, eh? "That which I do not have, sucks." Heh. Loser. Now bend over and take this BugBear in your arse like a good little Gates clone.

    3. Re:How to cripple Macintrash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh. that feels good you fucking power pecker... 4"" never felt so fucking..ineffectual..

    4. Re:How to cripple Macintrash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      come on, you mods have no sence of humer. you just mod everything remotly funny 'offtopic' or 'flamebait'. too bad i dont have mod points...

  37. Damn users.... by Cervantes · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's been a bad day, so - ::begin true it-happened-to-me BOFH-style rant:: ::Sorry for the length, but I feel better now::

    Yanno, I've been telling my users for years now that the easiest way to stay safe is to keep updating. I even (choke cough sputter) turned on "Automatic Update" in Windows, just so it would keep them up-to-date. They disabled it, claiming "Every once in a while things would get slow for a bit, but now it's fine" or my favorite "I got funny messages". (PS: Also had to reimage 7 machines because somebody decided he was a geek and he could just copy his registry between machines).

    So I capitulated, and started sending everyone reminders by email when they had to update. I included the URL to windowsupdate and copious instructions. "It's too hard, I don't know what to do", they whined. I tried sending them the enterprise update exe's. They downloaded them, alright... put them right on their desktop, and forgot about them. I rewrote the reminder emails to include a script to do everything for them. It worked, for a bit... then I started noticing machines not being updated, and virii floating around that shouldn't. Turns out they'd started sending my emails right to the trash. "It didn't seem to do anything", they said, "it just popped up some box and then went away, so I figured I didn't need it." The box, of course, said "PERFORMING AN IMPORTANT UPDATE ON WINDOWS, PLEASE WAIT."

    Exasperated, I set up the NT login script to push the updates to the user (which I'd been avoiding, it involved actually getting the NT server working). It seemed to work fine, until one day I browsed the network by accident (hit the wrong button), and noticed that I had 65 computers in the group in an office of almost 200. Turns out some genius had found his way into Network properties and changed the setup to skip login to the NT server. "It was really annoying", they said, "I'd start up my computer in the morning, and then I'd have to wait for, like, a whole minute or two! Sometimes it wasn't even done when I got back from getting coffee! This is so much easier, we just hit 'escape' when the login screen comes up. Why didn't you do this in the first place?". It was at this point that I found out no-one was using the network drives either ("We have a network? Like an internetwork?"), thereby rendering pointless my copius virus scans and backups and RAID setup that I'd blown my monthly budget on. Fine, I say to myself, I'll show these buggers.

    So I set up a dummy machine, with which to do nothing but keep running perfectly and with all updates and latest drivers installed. I burned a bootable CD image from it, and whenever someone called in with a virus complaint, I'd go to their machine, pop in the CD, reboot, and go for an extended coffee break. The image had a boot virus scan to clean everything else up. Happy, was I, as I noticed the drop in virus calls. Soon, they dried up. I was actually starting to feel good, untill one day the VP called me in to find out why we were sending no less than 9 different virii to our clients every day. Their excuse? "When you did that thingy with the thingy, it made all our games disappear, and I've almost gotten to the second level!" Yes, indeed, they were just ignoring the virii now, even though they were getting messages from the antivirus program. Seems they believed clicking "Quarantine" would mean that I'd take their computers away and lock them in the server (clean) room for a while.

    So I tried locking down with PolEdit and SysEdit. They brought in their own windows CD's and reinstalled, because "something was broken and it wasn't letting me do what it used to". I pulled the CD drives (no use for them here anyways, except for games), and came out of the IT room late one night to find one of the file clerks studiously pulling hard drives from the cases to reimage at home and return the next morning. I drilled holes in the side panels and put a padlock on them. The users started bringing in laptops to do their work on from home, which even made the problem worse. I screamed bloody murder, demanded to know what the source of these problems were. Everyone played dumb. I felt my brains rotting and leaking out of my ears.

    Then, salvation. The VP mentions that he's seen alot of people emailing lately, and he wants to make sure that it's all company business. Would I monitor employee email usage, he asks? I try to suppress my snoopy-dance of joy as he gives me the escape clause from the moral dilema I'd been facing about finding out what the problems were. I monitor, I read, I find out who's sleeping with who (including a schedule for a tryst in the closet behind my server room. I consider installing a hidden camera), but most importantly, I find out the source of my headaches. An industrious middle manager has discovered the joys of wholesale computer warehouses, and has been joyously selling the employees games to play at work, and later, the laptops they brought in. I wonder how exactly he managed to charge people $25 to "upgrade their L4 cache so their games go faster". I admire his inginuity, but I know he must go. I feel good about this decision, mostly because I know he's screwing around with my computers, but also because I can justify it as "doing the best thing for the company". That, and productivity has gone in the tank, and everyone is blaming their computers, and at his direction, me. I'll make BOFH yet, I tell myself.

    That was a long time ago, at least in computer years. Once he left, things bounded back up to normal. People started doing what they should, not avoiding security so they could play games all day long. Why do I tell you this long story? Because that is my experience with users, and that is the pain that is caused when they don't do what they're told to. So, as someone who's told users for years to do their updates, I feel no sympathy for users hit by this particular (and moderately ingenious) virus. If they were good users, they would do their updates like their SysAdmin tells them to. They are bad users, users like the ones from above, and so I say "No PC for you!". I wouldn't feel like this, except the story specifically states that this virus takes advantage of known vulnerabilities. I don't see it as a bad thing, I see it as a chance to see who listens to me, and who'll get "upgraded" to a new 486 next month. I'm in a BOFH mood today, can you tell?

    In closing, I reflect on my outing of the middle manager. I printed out his more venemous emails regarding me, along with copies of invoices for illegally imported computer components and computer games charged to his expense account. I wrote a touching resignation letter for him to sign, explaining how he was leaving for "personal reasons". I left these on his desk as he was out to lunch, pointed his desklamp at them, turned it on, and turned off the room light. On top, I left a short note:

    It is dark.
    You are likely to be eatten by a grue.

    --
    If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
    1. Re:Damn users.... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      ROFLMAO.

      If there is such a thing, I think you should be nominated for BOFH of the Month.

      And if you don't mind, I'm going to use a few of those tips...

      --
      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    2. Re:Damn users.... by WankersRevenge · · Score: 1

      If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in sixth grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have took a moment of pause.

    3. Re:Damn users.... by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      ROFLMFAO

      Damn, but that hit the spot. I think that's my sig for the week =)

      --
      If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
    4. Re:Damn users.... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      Xterms running from a compute server eliminate all those hassles. That cuts direct admin costs, and cuts WAY down on the indirect admin costs which occur when your highly paid workers spend hours each day putzing about trying to get their PC's working.

      When everyone is running the same program from the same machine, the admin can make it work right, once, and then never worry about it again. When everyone is running their own copy, on their own machine loaded with other crap, the admin (the many admins and helpdesk people, in this setting) has to troubleshoot each of them, separately, over and over and over ...

      People can bring in their laptops from home if they want games.

    5. Re:Damn users.... by Cervantes · · Score: 5, Funny

      I tried dumb terminals for the telephone POS team. It didn't work out, for a number of reasons, the most notable being that when their request for a monitor colour other than "amber" was denied, they started using coloured markers to make it interesting shades of baby-diaper brown ("The amber hurts my eyes."). When I put "goop" on it (an anonymous, 20 year old bottle of something, picked up from a high school, used to keep the kids from drawing on the screens. No ink sticks to this crap), they tried holding unshielded speakers to the monitor to get it to change colour ("It works at home!"). Even when I spent the time to explain the intricate details of CRT tubes and colour guns, they still tried again when I left.

      These are the same people who ***COMPLAINED**** when the latest drive image came with Clippy turned off. How frightening is that?

      I should be nice to them and mention that the previous sysadmins stance was "If you don't like it, fix it yourself", and the only way for users to get service was for them to hammer their machines to the point where the didn't work anymore, and then complain to their supervisor. It was bad, really bad, but even their warnings to me when I took the job didn't scratch the surface of the evilness this place has.

      My current favorite user recently regaled me with the story of how her new TV's remote had died, and therefore she poured water down the back of it until it sparked. She was very sure to point out *HOW SMART!* she was to let the water dry before she returned it to the store to get an exchange, and she's very happy with her new, functional remote.

      The deep, stabbing pain in my head rose to new levels as I commented that it was odd for the batteries in a new remote to die that quickly, and she said "What batteries?"

      --
      If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
    6. Re:Damn users.... by molo · · Score: 2

      Dear god.

      Two BOFH rants in one day. You should make a website. You are officially on my Friends list. Keep writing!

      -molo

      --
      Using your sig line to advertise for friends is lame.
    7. Re:Damn users.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are likely to be eatten by a grue.

      Did you at least spell it right?

    8. Re:Damn users.... by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      The sad thing is, I don't know if you are just a funny guy, or telling the truth, or both.

      Not a single thing you mentioned is outside the realm of possibility.

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    9. Re:Damn users.... by SysKoll · · Score: 1

      Your storied made me laugh incrontrollably. I don't know if you embellished them but they have this pleasant yet slightly uncomfortable ring of truth (uncomfy 'cause it could happen to the reader!).

      I really suggest you submit these stories to one of the sysadmin humor sites. You will make readers happy.

      Were are moderation points when you need them? Sheesh...

      -- SysKoll
      --

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      Mad science! Robots! Underwear! Cute girls! Full comic online! http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/

    10. Re:Damn users.... by tenordave · · Score: 1

      I smell a contradiction! How could the remote spark if it had no batteries?

      --
      http://students.washington.edu/djwatson
    11. Re:Damn users.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe she poured the water on the TV! 20,000 volt capacitors would spark quite nicely.

    12. Re:Damn users.... by FireBreathingDog · · Score: 1

      Without batteries (or some power source), how could pouring water in the remote cause it to spark?

    13. Re:Damn users.... by juhaz · · Score: 1

      That it "had died" seems to imply that it did work at some point and then cease to function. Thus obviously there were batteries, maybe drained enough for it not to work any more but batteries nevertheless, with probably enough power to cause sparking.

      She just didn't know about them.

    14. Re:Damn users.... by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      OMFG.. I haven't seen a Grue in years!

      I called a user "Frobozz" once. He of course had no idea what I meant.

      There must be NT near; my sword is glowing a faint blue glow.

  38. Mantra: E-Mail is Data...Treat It As Such by EXTomar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The big problem with MS's application is the idea that data can tell programs what do to. THIS IS A BAD BAD BAD IDEA.

    How foolish is this? How many people would open an email that said:

    Hey here is a perl script with my message in it. Go ahead and run it to see what I have to say.

    You'd be a fool on any system to execute what ever it really is but MS wants this behavior by default. The moment you let data run the program you get this bad stuff. Word document with macros that destroy files. A whole slew of Outlook nastiness. Heck nearly all buffer overruns in networked programs are based on the idea that sending bad data to gain control.

    Why does MS continue to cling to this idea that they can make data behave like programs?? It just isn't sound...I wish they would abandon it.

    1. Re:Mantra: E-Mail is Data...Treat It As Such by netringer · · Score: 0
      The big problem with MS's application is the idea that data can tell programs what do to. THIS IS A BAD BAD BAD IDEA. How foolish is this? How many people would open an email that said: Hey here is a perl script with my message in it. Go ahead and run it to see what I have to say.
      Far be it for anyone to defend Microsoft on /., but the distinction between code and data was blurred long before they latched on to the idea.

      Ever heard of HTTP/HTML? It started out as
      1) "Connect to a remote server to fetch data with interesting content" (Gopher/FTP/Telnet)
      Then 2) "That data will tell you HOW TO DISPLAY the content" (HTTP/HTML)
      And 3) "That data will be wonderful CODE for you to EXECUTE to get really cool content." (Java/Javascript/ActiveX)

      Microsoft just put that kind of thinking (Macros) into Office documents (data) to compete with (and yeah, attempt to supplant) the competition.
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    2. Re:Mantra: E-Mail is Data...Treat It As Such by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah but Java/Javascript/ActiveX at least had some forethought about security. Hacking Outlook to execute VBS code seemed to be an incredibly stupid move, only something that a braindead company like MS would do.

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    3. Re:Mantra: E-Mail is Data...Treat It As Such by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      ``The big problem with MS's application is the idea that data can tell programs what do to.''
      Right. That's why Unix-ish systems don't have rc scripts and such...

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    4. Re:Mantra: E-Mail is Data...Treat It As Such by just4now · · Score: 1

      Vendors, like Microsoft, have spent the last decade or more trying to make "coding" sound/look easy. Think Data Warehouses/Business Intelligence stuff. The vendors want to sell to the non-techs 'cause they won't ask any tough questions and just go "yeah, okay" when the support fees double or triple.

      These Macros are one of the ways these vendors "empower" the end-user - with a false sense of self-control. They only make things more complicatd in the long run and, now, are used to crack other peoples systems.

      It's like saying your a doctor 'cause you know how to apply a bandage on a cut. Sheesh!

  39. Re:BugBear Zombies ownz j00! by Inthewire · · Score: 1

    I clicked on that about twenty times but nothing happened.

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  40. ISP Warnings by nuggz · · Score: 0, Redundant

    My ISP (Rogers Hi Speed, formerly rogers@home)
    was nice enough to send us a warning, I sent back a reply demanding they stop sending me this shit.

    This is bullshit, I shouldn't get bothered with warnings that don't apply to me, or anyone else with a clue.

    1. Re:ISP Warnings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right - people should never warn other people about anything. Like those lousy Emergency Broadcast System things. I have a doctorate in meteorology and am always aware of weather patterns ahead of time. Why the fuck do I always have to listen to that beeping screeching crap every time there's a tornado anyway?

      Solidarity, brother!!!

  41. Bugbear Blues.... by Tsali · · Score: 3, Funny

    haiku

    my baby's left me,
    from secret lover email...
    Thanks, unpatched Outlook.

    /haiku

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  42. Re:Oooo.... Click me! Click me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey not all of us go around telling everyone that we use linux...err damnit i guess we do :)

  43. Re:Oooo.... Click me! Click me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you're only adding to the noise/signal ratio with your annoying and extremely unenlightened drivel. You're worse than they are! :P

  44. Download virus / virus archive by Dr.+Blue · · Score: 1
    Does anyone know if there is a site that archives viruses? Not virus alerts, and not virus cleaning tools, but the actual viruses themselves? There used to be an archive on hackz.com, but it seems to be shut down now.

    It would be fun to get a copy of this new one to see how it works (I've got an isolated network just for this kind of stuff, and machines can get trashed without any real problems), but it hasn't made its way here yet. I know such an archive is pretty dangerous, but if they post exploits on Security Focus, why not an archive of viruses?

  45. Question marks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Question marks are for questions, you fucking moron.

    "Gee, you don't say?"

    This is not a question. It is a statement. You don't say. It could even be, and probably is, exclamatory, as in, "Gee, you don't say!"

    "Don't you say?" would work, but you might even look more stupid than you currently do.

  46. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by Tracy+Reed · · Score: 2, Informative

    Unless you run SE Linux. SE Linux will prevent the Apache/OpenSSL/WU-FTPd/Sendmail exploits from working.

  47. DDoS attacks it's not the only use. by TrixX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article doesn't draw this conclusion, but this effectively sets up slave machines for DDoS uses.

    This is only one possibility. Some warez communities use this kind of backdoors (specially code red) to install FTP servers in infected machines, and upload illegal software there. Then they distribute the IP addresses of this "stash" PCs.

    In that way, they have essentially a big farm of servers to provide content to their users. Obviously, the real owners of this servers don't know about that.

    Somebody showed me this some time ago. The guy was receiving warez access in exchange for doing some "work" for the warez admins. I talked to him and he didn't even know that this "IIS scanner" he was running for them was used for cracking into other PCs.

  48. Obligatory D&D Joke by dswensen · · Score: 3, Funny

    So is the Bugbear's frequency Common, then?

  49. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by dildatron · · Score: 1

    Good to see a rational post.

    It is these damn people who never update a damn thing that spreads these viruses. Unfortunately, this seems to include the majority of home PC users.

    Remember: all computer programs need maintenance, no one is immune! Using a fringe OS buys you some time, but vulnerabilities come with popularity.

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  50. Brought down my college network today by CaptainEcchi · · Score: 1

    ... at least, I suspect it did. Long story short, we had a short outage today for about an hour or two. Shortly afterward, all students receive an email saying that we suffered a DDoS attack, when (quoting them now) "... several computers on campus were flooding the network with traffic to two off-campus addresses."

    Only a couple of hours later, we once again received a message, this time telling us to beware two viruses, one of which was Bugbear.

    Coincidence? I think not.

  51. gee your an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I imagine they used a network that *gasp* is using common internet protocols. Then they begin to infect various computers, while attempting to see how it spreads. The fact they cannot get it to work yet probably means that unlike other types of malicious code attacks, this seems to require a precoded master to tell it to go... who knows, but your statement is very silly

    1. Re:gee your an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm. Whilst calling someone an idiot, you probably meant "You're an idiot." Sorry to have to crush you like this.

  52. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    Only that those unixish programs you mention are server daemons, not client software.

    Windows has inherently flawed security.

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  53. Please note you are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    stupid.

    Bill Gates uses OS-X not windows...hmmm I wonder why...

    You are being naive.

  54. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by addikt10 · · Score: 1

    Every program you listed is geared towards servers and isn't used on most installations (except sendmail).

    Instead, try fetchmail, mutt, and mozilla.

    The problem is with internet connection speeds.

    On XP, and service-packed 2k, there is an automatic updater that check for updates. It's even easier to use than YaST, or RHN, apt-get. The problem is getting people to download hundreds of megabytes of updates per year over a 28.8kbps connection.

    There is no easy solution. Consider a cheap update CD that goes out quarterly, except MS and Apple won't let you get those patches from anywhere but their websites.

  55. Bugbears on the loose!?! by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    well, I gues I need to dust off my +3 sword, call up my magic-user, and cleric friends, and go kick some ass.

    whew, I thought I'd be 8th level forever!

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  56. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by timdorr · · Score: 1

    This make me wonder, why doesn't some talented coder build a wrapper that distributes the neccessary patches?

    I mean, if it just executes arbitrary code, why would it be so hard to bundle in the patching? Geez, I'm almost tempted to learn all the languages neccessary to code this! :S

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  57. Damn Sysadmins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you should consider yanking Admin rights from the users.

  58. Lissen here, son by Maledictus · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I'd had kids when I was first married, my oldest child would be in college right now. I know women programmers who have grandchildren. So maybe it's getting so that it's not so unusual for mom to know best.

    "Son! Didn't I tell you to download the latest virus protection? Isn't that on your chore list? But you didn't, did you... Now your sister has to do it and furthermore, you're grounded!"

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  59. More Klez by hamsterdude · · Score: 1

    It's not really related, but it really amuses me that some people are fooled by: Klez.E is the most common world-wide spreading worm.It's very dangerous by corrupting your files. Because of its very smart stealth and anti-anti-virus technic,most common AV software can't detect or clean it. We developed this free immunity tool to defeat the malicious virus. You only need to run this tool once,and then Klez will never come into your PC. NOTE: Because this tool acts as a fake Klez to fool the real worm,some AV monitor maybe cry when you run it. If so,Ignore the warning,and select 'continue'.

  60. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If you run Apache and haven't patched since March 2001, you're vulnerable.

    That's apache with SSL

    If you run WU-FTPd, Sendmail, or any other numerous programs with vulnerabilities and haven't patched since March 2001, you're vulnerable.

    Last I checked the EULA for these applications has not changed since installed these applications, (incidentally I never deploy WU-FTPd or Sendmail). MS on the other hand releases, (perhaps deliberately) insecure applications, then requires you to agree to a NEW EULA allowing them to root you any time they desire, then remove files at their discretion, in order to get the security patch. That's a reason to NOT update. Damned if you do damned if you don't.

  61. Traveler, beware of aluminum ass of gray color! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL

  62. This data is interesting. by CemeteryWall · · Score: 1

    Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. This is off topic. But I can't help myself. "Viri" for "viruses" irritates me like f*** but using "data" as if it were plural makes me foam at the mouth.

    I think this trend started in fringe science subjects that needed to appear posher than they actually were. Clearly perl.com's arguments apply mutatus mutandi to the "data" word too.

    There are no datums in analog data.

    1. Re:This data is interesting. by critter_hunter · · Score: 1

      Data *is* the plural of datum.

      data
      pl.n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
      1. Factual information, especially information organized for analysis or used to reason or make decisions.
      2. Computer Science. Numerical or other information represented in a form suitable for processing by computer.
      3. Values derived from scientific experiments.
      4. Plural of datum.
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    2. Re:This data is interesting. by belloc · · Score: 1

      Right. Datum is Latin for "that which is given". (It's the past participle of the verb "do,dare" which means "to give"). In Latin, neuter nouns like Datum are pluralized by removing the -um and adding -a. Therefore, Data simply means "those things which are given".

      Which is what data means in English, too, more or less. "Givens".

      Belloc

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    3. Re:This data is interesting. by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

      Would have liked to be with you on this one, but can't. Data is the plural of datum.

      However, I do feel that its transmogrification into a singular word, and formal acceptance as such by the OED, is much liklier to occur than the fabrication of viri into the plural of virus. That will remain merely a a pompous and effete affectation.

    4. Re:This data is interesting. by CemeteryWall · · Score: 1

      Thank's for your politeness, given my irrational hatred (but rational argument).However...

      Dictionaries describe terms in language they do not define them. In the end they follow useage and Google searches give the following.

      Searched the web for "data are".
      Results 1 - 10 of about 2,070,000. Search took 0.36 seconds

      Searched the web for "data is".
      Results 1 - 10 of about 2,970,000. Search took 0.60 seconds.

      My chambers Pocket Dictionary Dictionary says

      "When referring to collective information, especially in electronic form, data is increasingly treated as a singular nown, since a unified concept is often intended - The data is from the forms from a keyboard. WHen the composite nature of the information is important, the plural is often used - As more data accumulate, it may turn out that there are differences - The data were easily converted into numerical form. However, in these examples the singular is also possible.

      As a supporter of Constructivist Mathematics, who thinks the works of Georg Cantor were a wasteful wrongminded distraction, I challenge you to demonstrate that a datum of analog data (an "analog datum"?) is a rational concept.

      Try asking any surveyor how many data he measured last week.

    5. Re:This data is interesting. by LinuxHam · · Score: 2

      data is increasingly treated as a singular nown

      Dump your dictionary. Its wrong about "data" and its definitely wrong about "nown". And the what the HELL is "the data is from the forms from a keyboard"?? That doesn't even make sense!!

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    6. Re:This data is interesting. by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

      Funny, I'm actually a fan of Cantor's work, but we should probably save that debate for another time...

      My point was that formal acceptance of "Data as plural" was inevitable, but not quite "there" yet. I use inclusion in the OED as my "formal" yardstick. And, for reasons that you have cited and many more, I don't think it will be long.

      Meanwhile, "Viri" as the plural for virus is a non-starter for exactly the same reasons: you talk to the average guy, you mention "viri," and he looks at you like you fell from a planet. "Viruses" he understands; anything else is a L33t-speak affectation.

  63. Security through Obscurity by zoombat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't have anything to worry about, my computer is completely secure. I run linux with lynx. Who's going to write a virus for that?? That's too obscure, so I know I'm secure.

    1. Re:Security through Obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uose links, or e--limkz brucuease it's mucieg ==== more virus cammputablaele.

  64. Anti Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AV is a Virus

  65. Responsibility by Czernobog · · Score: 1

    I don't know if anyone has ever considered (or even posted) this, but lets suppose my pc has been infected and has indeed been used as a base for DoS attacks.
    Would I be legally responsible for those DoS attacks, if the victims traced the originators of said attacks back to my machine?
    Further yet, could MS (or any OS vendor/creator) be held liable to a claim by said victims, as it was MS's software my pc was running?
    And what would the situation be if the holes/backdoors/bugs (call them whatever you want) in that software were either never discovered by MS, or discovered and corrected, but I never got around installing patches?

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    1. Re:Responsibility by Ashcrow · · Score: 1

      Since MS pretty much lends it's OS and software to people it should be their problem. Unfortunatly, the law sees it as everybodies problem excluding MS. Remember the Wingate fiascos where people were getting their boxes used as hop points for attacks?

  66. You poor, poor, bastard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone give this guy a cookie. :-)

  67. For crying out loud. by Isbiten · · Score: 1

    Yes I agree why use Outlook when there are so much better email clients out there. Though Entourage X isn't that bad :D

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  68. Best Windows Anti Virus Program in the World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux : )

  69. Re:Fscking morons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you define yourself by calling the average slashdot poster "you people?"

    interesting pov :)

  70. tricky by dirvish · · Score: 1

    The list of possible subjects for the e-mail is pretty long. I am glad the university I work for has good filters...could be a support nightmare.

  71. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by cscx · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Why don't you go suck on an inherently huge cock? No wonder you're on my foes list, god damn you're an asshole. Someone tries to inject the first bit of rational thought that I've seen into this totally redundant useless thread, and you try and bring it down. Why don't you pull your unixish head out of your ass and get a clue?

  72. Can't get it working.... by McCall · · Score: 2, Funny

    No matter what I do, I can't get it working. How do I get this thing to run under Wine?

    mccall@indigo:~> wine bugbear.exe
    wine: cannot find 'bugbear.exe'
    mccall@indigo:~>

    Nope, nothing....

  73. A funny one... by M1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some guy out there have his Outlook wronly configured.

    I was infected, and the virus sent itself to MANY people... with a wrong email addresse in the FROM...

    not his address, but MINE. dammit...

    I'm now swimming in spam AND auto-reply from Email Scanning software and people telling me that i'm infected...

    So, don't think your safe, even if you're running Linux as I am !

    1. Re:A funny one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the virus spoofs the from address using one of the email addresses its gathered.

  74. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    No wonder you're on my foes list

    Heh, that's like the second or third time you have said that.

    I'm glad to reaffirm your view of me.

    God Bless, and a fond fuck you! :)

    (It's only Slashdot man, lighten up)

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  75. Asswipe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Gee you don't say."

    Way to be an arrogant, uninformed, egotistical Slash-tard, you ego-inflated Linux using fuck.

  76. Re:Virus that disables anti-virus software?! by saskboy · · Score: 1

    I would mod this as funny, because of the sheer fact that anitvirus software is so incapable of not only stopping viruses, but also of protecting it's own code.
    This is laughable. Why do we support non-heuristic AV software, when lots of people are using 1.4GHz systems that have more horsepower for typing Word documents, than at any other time in our history?

    Here is a clue Antivirus Companies:
    If code is trying to disable your .dll file, you might want to block it, and then notify the user of a possible virus attack.

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  77. Grrrr. by Arcaeris · · Score: 1

    I don't know if this has been said before, but I wouldn't know since I read with a high threshold. Anyway.

    The plural of VIRUS is VIRUSES. VIRUSES.

    I'm not trying to be a troll here, but for a site that proclaims to be "news for nerds," and, "stuff that matters," we sure have a load of spelling and grammar errors that come up ten times a week.

  78. Irony? Or something sinister? by Artifex · · Score: 3, Informative

    I first heard about this virus in the last few days in the form of spam that came to my box, proclaiming that Bugbear was a new virus on the loose.

    The fact that a spammer knows about this virus way before Slashdot indicates he's either very fast moving, or he may have some relationship with whoever created it. Unless, of course, Slashdot is just behind.

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  79. Simple Fix by rossz · · Score: 2

    Run sendmail with the mime-filter (included with the commercial version, Sendmail Switch). Reject email with any file attachments of the dangerous type: exe, bat, scr, vbs, pif. Additional suggestion, filter html email (evil!) through a filter to convert it to standard email or reject it outright.

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  80. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by Quino · · Score: 1

    Hey, I hope I'm not interjecting into a personal debate, but I'm not sure I agree with you.

    I mean, at this point, even a MS exec has come out, raised his hand said it himself, security just isn't something MS has spent a lot of time working or thinking about.

    To most of us, that's stating the obvious. But even to MS supporters, that *has* to carry some weight, no?

    Yeah, OS (all Os's) need to be patched, and being more popular does make you more targetted. But, at some point, you do have to recognize that MS is using luggage locks to chain their bikes, whereas other platforms actually try to use something that might stand a chance of stopping the bad guys.

    I do think MS deserves criticism for their arrogant (or maybe just ignorant?) attitudes towards protecting/securing their systems.

  81. IT BOFHs forcing software upgrades badly by billstewart · · Score: 2

    My organization runs almost entirely on laptops, and while most people work in the office some of the time, we also work from home on dialup, from the road, etc. Often the IT Central Planners are good about making sure their upgrades that require more than 1-2MB only get run on fast connections, but not always. It's really annoying to be on a dialup connection and have your computer want to download 10MB of antivirus definitions, even when you're not out visiting a customer. You *have* to give the user a choice. Unfortunately, yes, this means you need to get creative with a lot of these things.

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    1. Re:IT BOFHs forcing software upgrades badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I'm concerned, virus definition updates are NEVER optional.

      No, you are not smart enough not to get a virus. You are running Windows, and therefore no one is smart enough not to get a virus (including your sysadmin). There is no choice.

      As soon as I allow my users a choice they stop doing it at all.

      The computers in my office are all set to automatically check for new updates once an hour from a central server. They do a full system scan at 1am on wednesdays, or the next time they turn on.

      I also make gratuitous use of group policy... and no one gets admin rights, period. Thankfully my boss, who is decidedly non-tech, 'understands' all this (since not messing with machines means less reason for people not to work) and figures as long as stuff works, go with it.

    2. Re:IT BOFHs forcing software upgrades badly by BiOFH · · Score: 1

      Hypodermics are annoying, but necessary,
      If your IT department is doing something poorly, this is no excuse to sabotage a real and necessary function.

      If the marketing department keeps over-selling your product you don't cut off their supply or ask customers not to buy so much, you fix the supply chain.

      I've spent far too many years fixing people's screw-ups because they were merely "annoyed". If I, your IT professional, screw up then complain to my boss. Make us be "creative", but I say the bottom line is that you have no choice. I'm paid to make that decision, you're paid to do something else. If my decisions are poor, I should be made to atone.

      Simple.

      Don't undermine your company by undermining your IT department. Help fix it.

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  82. PGP or GnuPG your mail by kaladorn · · Score: 2

    If your mail was encrypted, even if it got sent out to someone, they would not be able to decrypt it as they wouldn't have the key to do so.

    Another good argument for ubiqutious encryption.

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  83. There are some handy groupware features too by kaladorn · · Score: 2

    We use the common public folders to trigger all sorts of neat things - as a gateway to our PHP-wrapped software library, as a gateway to many intranet document repositories, as a gateway to our IT requesting system, etc.

    Outlook with Exchange has a lot of function that most people don't use (since they tend to just use mail and calendar).

    For the record, I use Opera and (not liking Opera Mail) Pegasus at home. I really don't _like_ outlook, but every company I've worked at has used it.

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  84. Of course this is John Ashcroft's fault! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Push any wheelchair-bound seniors off a cliff today?

  85. what is the best antivirus program out there? by narkotix · · Score: 0

    just wondering what all of u windows based users are using for antivirus? my personal favourite is Norton anti virus corporate edition...not as invasive as the retail product...any others ppl like???

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  86. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If i had written a linux worm or virus, would it then make linux have "inherently flawed security"? Just because this thing was written on windows doesn't mean shit with the "flawed security". Stop smoking cock and try to contribute, not troll yourself until you believe it.

    And it was patched 16 months ago ffs. Stop being a fool.

  87. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Badly written code (read as kluge, spaghetti, unsigned integers galore, "features" u can't turn off) are the first signs of things not to use. Does Outlook fall into that category,,, better ask someone who uses it. Now about the examples, Let's ammend the above statement to be more correct. The following should be changed.
    "If you run WU-FTPd, Sendmail, or any other numerous programs with vulnerabilities and haven't patched since March 2001, you're vulnerable. "
    to
    "If you run WU-FTPd, your vunerable"

  88. Look to Israel for the source of these DoS viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect this virus has been developed by the Israelis to help create Denial of Service attacks against those who oppose Zionism and the attack on Iraq. Sites like What Really Happened, AntiWar, and Stormfront have been hammered by these attacks. Also radio programs like those on the Turner Radio Network have been under attack constantly because of the anti-Zionist views some of their programs air.

    They have already been using the Linux worm "Slapper" for these DoS attacks (this has been proven), and now they will have a Windows worm to do the same thing. It is amazing how far people will go to silence free speech!

  89. Hmm. . . by stevarooski · · Score: 2

    Unlike ILovYou-type viri. . .

    Sounds suspiciously like we're talking about STDs. Just where has your computer been?

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    - - - - - - - -
    Don't worry, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep in a giant blender.
  90. Aha! But... by CyberDruid · · Score: 2

    Now, I'm not even a native English speaker, but isn't it true that when talking about several different species of fish, the plural is still "fishes"?
    Similarly, when "viri" is used, the plural form often denominates several kinds of viri, and not several copies of the same virus (or "one infection").
    The matter seems still unresolved to me.

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    Opinions stated are mine and do not reflect those of the Illuminati

    1. Re:Aha! But... by Myco · · Score: 2

      Close. It's actually "fishies."

    2. Re:Aha! But... by Alien+Being · · Score: 2

      It's actually "fishies."

      Did they teach you that in school?

    3. Re:Aha! But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fish, you fish, the fish are biting, we caught 3 fish, but he fishes alone. Fishes only applies to 'special cases' where it is aqward to use 'fish' as plural. and you're wrong btw, "the lake has nearly a dozen species of fish in it" "all the fish in the sea contain mercury, because of modern industrial pollution" it's very very rare to need to use 'fishes' in the english language, and i can only think of valid usages in a verb form, although unfortunately it is listed as valid for the noun as well, perhaps due to abuse of usage.
      This is one of the reasons why english is the hardest language on earth. The rules behind it are 'well sometimes you should use this as plural, but only if it's aqward to use the normal plural form' That and the only people who speak perfect english are editors and grammar teachers.

    4. Re:Aha! But... by Myco · · Score: 1
      Ooh, zing. Nice pun.

      At least, I hope it was a bad pun rather than a literal question...

    5. Re:Aha! But... by iabervon · · Score: 2

      Your example is good (I thought of it, but only a while later). The trick, though, is that Latin doesn't do this, which means that "virus" can only be pluralized in English, not in Latin. English words don't pluralize with the Latin rules (which is why the plural of "suffix" is not "suffices"); they can only be borrowed from Latin with both the singular and plural forms. In this case, you can only borrow the singular, so you'd get "viruses".

      Latin would probably use, for that situation, genera viri ("kinds of virus"), where viri is the singular genitive ("of virus"), not a plural; Latin tends to use extra words rather than the odd syntax we use in English, probably because it does so much with endings and it's hard to put on extra endings.

      Of course, since computer jargon uses the archaic Germanic plural ending "-en" (e.g. "Linux boxen"), there's no reason it shouldn't use archaic Latin endings as well. So the standard English plural of "virus" is "viruses", which applies to the biological but not the computer kind, just like "boxen" applies to the computer kind but no others (you don't say, "Why does software come in such large cardboard boxen?").

      (Note on "suffixes": "suffix" actually is from Latin, but the Latin word is actually suffixum, and its plural would be suffixa; having ditched the singular ending, English applies the English plural, not either the original Latin plural or the Latin plural which would go with the end of the English word.)

  91. Good analysis of the Bugbear virus by taleman · · Score: 1

    http://www.f-secure.fi/bugbear/

  92. Re:hah Suggest a linux upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really I do. Mabye even freebsd.

  93. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by AsparagusChallenge · · Score: 1

    Because that would be illegal, and even a morally grey area.

    Executing your patch without the owner permission or even knowledge may sound like good intentions, but these are what the road to h*ll is paved with.

    What if it is defective and opens the box to even more damage? Or what if it thrashes the filesystem, causing data loss that the exploit had not damaged?

    And even if it works just as expected every time (a high expectative) you're not making the infected box owner any good: then he/she will fall for the next hit and will keep just as lazy and irresponsible.

  94. Not restricted to MS Outlook by bigberk · · Score: 1

    I received some copies of the virus so I was able to get a good look at its headers and formatting. The worm does use the "audio/x-midi" MIME type to try and trick Internet Explorer/Outlook into automatically executing the file. It also has a double extension to hide the executable one from users.

    But in any case, the attached file is an executable program. Using ANY email client, if you save the attachment to disk and then run it, you're going to get infected. So it's clearly not limited to MS Outlook.

  95. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like you know what you're talking about fuckface. With your diction and choice of software critiques I almost expect that you work for MS.. Tell me is it true?

  96. Come on, be a little realistic. by theLOUDroom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are serious differences here.
    You can just act like every OS is as secure as then next.
    I'll take unpatched OpenBSD over unpatched Win2k any day.
    To make informed statements, you have to conside the severity of a security flaw. Ex: a buffer overflow, vs a string formatting error. One theoretically allows you access, if you are a skilled assembly programmer, the othermakes it trivially easy to get access.
    Patching your boxes is important, but so is security by design.

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  97. Re:Damn users....That goddamned grue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got past the bear. I found the secret lair. But that damned grue eats me every time. What to do?

  98. I am being a pompous bastard but ... by CemeteryWall · · Score: 1

    thanks to your help I may now be able to stop approaching people on trains and busses to argue about this.

  99. MOD PARENT UP by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    MOD PARENT UP

    No points today ...

  100. If it's that easy ... by twitter · · Score: 2
    ... why don't you have a handy dandy link to the patch? Is it that much easier to blame the user? You say:

    At this point, there is no one left to blame but people who simply never update their computers. It's the same g&^damn hole that this exploits every single time, folks. Outlook 2000's patch has been out for well over a year. Outlook XP doesn't even HAVE this vulnerability!

    XP, if it really is imune to this one, is sure to have a host of other problems. It was included in the Symantic list of exlploitable platforms. What, did'nt read the link? This virus is what you get when you patch up a userless security model and try attaching it to the internet. How many more demonstrations of M$ flaws do you need to see?

    The closed development model based on pushing adverts and upgrades does not work. What M$ has done is to try to force people to buy a new OS every 2 years. In case you did not notice support for Win95 has been dropped and 98, w2k, me etc are close to being dropped. So where are the stinking patches again? In the real world, users of these older OS do not feel like shelling out $250 for newer M$ O$ which are more restrictive and less useful to them. When their M$ machine meets it's inevitable breaking point, the user puts the same old CD back into the drive and has the same old shit. Compare this to the free software world where any computer can be brought up from a year old CD with a few megs of downloads and two or three text line commands.

    apt-get update and upgrade work for me and it can work for you, up2date is more combersome for me. The windoze "smart update"? Yeah good luck.

    Who would trust an "updater" from a company that demands the ability to scan you computer for "copyright" infringing material, says you can't use their FrontPage editor to say bad things about them and has sent shell organizations to shake down public school systems? They've got the morals of drug dealers, leadership fit to run a Soviet, and code unsupassed in failure.

    But you blame the user. The user is only at fault for using software from a proven monopolist. That monopolist has done everything in its power to make switching as painful as possible - from incompatible closed file formats to screwing hardware vendors into making hardware impossible to make drivers for.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:If it's that easy ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You dumbass. Learn to close html tags.

  101. rc.script IS NOT DATA by EXTomar · · Score: 2
    Right. That's why Unix-ish systems don't have rc scripts and such...


    Read my post again: scripts are "executable" and NOT DATA. Exactly what "data" are you hoping to store in rc scripts? None.
  102. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GigsVT has an inherently flawed brain.

  103. Holy fuckin shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the best post I have ever read on slashdot.

    Have you considered writing a book? lol

  104. @xtra.co.nz and bugbear by HAIL-AD2 · · Score: 1

    report on xtra show's thier is ~40,000 "BugBear" hits per day...

    i think i get ~50 of those per day, but..

    it's good thing i don't have any e-mail account's (or addresses) on my office..

    i use mozilla as my mail client :)

  105. The port 137 probes are a different virus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Those are from the W32.Opaserv.Worm. Read more about it here.

  106. big deal by theflea · · Score: 1

    I understand this virus might pop up on corporate networks and become a minor annoyance, but doesen't it require an awful lot of things going wrong?

    1. it got past your firewall

    2. It got past the AV software that should be running on your mail server

    3. it got past your AV product on the workstation.

    4. Your IE version hasn't been updated in 18+ months.

    Just poking around on the internet, I saw people talking about the potential for this to be a problem a week ago.

    When I have a user tell me "I think I have a virus" I check it out, but know that either the user doesen't want do his/her work, is confused, or saw a pop-up from the AV software that said a virus was quarrantined/deleted, and got really scared. Those calls are much, much more common.

  107. Sophos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If the Sophos group really wanted to make something useful, they could try actually writing it for the most problematic OS (Windows), and not just OS's that are mostly immune to viruses anyway.

    While it's fun to watch the statistics go by, it's quite useless on a Unix OS, and the energy could be much better dedicated to being practical and stopping these things by writing something that runs on Windows (for example, proxies/intercepts IMAP and/or POP connections).

    1. Re:Sophos by ananke · · Score: 1

      Uhmm, I can safely assume that you have NOT seen all the different products they offer, for Windows. So please, before you jump into conclusions, check your facts.

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    2. Re:Sophos by shades66 · · Score: 1

      If the Sophos group really wanted to make something useful, they could try actually writing it for the most problematic OS (Windows), and not just OS's that are mostly immune to viruses anyway.

      So you would rather have this software running on the same machine the virus is running using the various back doors M$ has left in place therefore bypassing/de-activating any virus protection?. The parent has a machine which, as you state, is more immune from viruses which is the ideal place to have the virus protection. At least this way it can help to prevent any virus ever getting to the insecure OS part of your network.

      Just my 0.02$
      Mark.

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      ---- There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't
  108. Why DDoS? by Nishi-no-wan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is it that whenever some new virus/worm sets up a backdoor to receive commands that everyone thinks they're for DDoS attacks? Judging by the huge number of formmail scans I get from computers that, according to DShild, appear to be infected, they're being used to scan for open formmail.[pl|cgi] relays and send spam.

    Viruses aren't just for script kiddies any more. The spam industry needs these infected machines to better cover their tracks in hopes of not getting sued into oblivion.

  109. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So are you actually trying to say WU-FTPd is secure?

    I trust that sucker about as far as I trust IIS

  110. Secure computing? by abdulla · · Score: 1

    WNetEnumCachedPasswords? what ever happened to secure computing? You'd think they'd notice how stupid it is to have such functionality.

  111. The true nature of the virus by twoslice · · Score: 1

    Say.... when did this happen? My printers did the same thing! perhaps at the same time! and on the same planet! Eureeka! that is the true nature of the virus: to f*ck-up printers everywhere and do a DOS on user support/helpdesk people.

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  112. I'm a windows user by forgoil · · Score: 2

    and a big fan. Yet I would never touch outlook. They need to put in a "I don't want anything but pure text emails and NO support for anything running on its own, thank you" checkmark for me.

    And, no, I would never be as dumb as to run or look at anything that comes from someone I don't know. After all, how many of you fellow pine users would save a file called big_tits.sh from an email and then happily run it? But it is a bit scary that it would be enough to look (or even recieve) at the email to get code running. Bad Microsoft, bad bad bad!

  113. Why not an evolutionary virus? by Oestergaard · · Score: 2

    What just puzzles me, is why noone has yet written a truely evolutionary virus.

    Sometimes these "successfull" viruses come up, people don't bother to patch the vulnerabilities that let them in, but the virus still dies because AV software catches up. I think (but may be wrong) that it should be simple for a virus to work around that.

    Let's say someone writes a virus. Now when the virus propagates, it copies itself (one way or another) to the new machines it infects. Why do viruses still make verbatim copies of themselves??

    If the virus is written in VB, it should be a fairly simple matter to include in the virus, a routine which transforms VB source code. It should not do an equivalent transform, rather it should take numbers and change them, routines or single lines of code and flip them around. It could exclude lines of code. Or take existing lines of code, transform them and insert them at random places.

    "But then some of the copies will not work" - yes, you are right. But if each virus spreads it's transformed offspring to 10 other hosts, it doesn't matter if 5 of the "children" are not viable. All in all, the "predators" (the AV software) will not be able to recognize the offspring just a few generations down the line.

    Some of the offspring may stop propagating, or propagate more slowly. Some of it may propagate faster. Which is more beneficial, is something that will depend on how the AV software reacts to the spread.

    In fact, calling any software a virus before it has the most basic functionality of it's biological equivalent is rediculous in my oppinion :)

    I gave an example in VB. But certainly this can hold for machine executable code as well. It's just a little more tricky to determine which transforms are "reasonable", so that one doesn't end up with 99% nonviable offspring.

    Just my 0.02 Euro on that one...

  114. Re:This data is interesting - Still a fanatic. by CemeteryWall · · Score: 1

    Apologies to Chambers Pocket Dictionary. The sentence should have been

    The data is entered from the forms by a keyboarder. And the spelling mistake was all my own.

    But what gives you the right to say this dictionary is wrong. If I remember well, I have seen a similar "singular noun" entry in Web-sters-Dict-ion-ary. And it's the tops!

    But still no explanation of "analog datum".

    "Data" is clearly a word that is finding its place in the English language. As a plural noun, it sometimes nonsense. As a singular noun, it always makes sense.

  115. Probably bad management. by TheLink · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually it's often a sign of bad management if something like this happens.

    Employees who repeatedly screw up company property should get verbal warnings, show cause letters, and if they still persist unfortunately they have to be sacked.

    It's a disciplinary and management issue. You should have backing from your management to enforce reasonable policies.

    If employees keep breaking the rules and getting away with it, it's bad management.

    If you don't get backing from management, then it's also bad management. It's bad to have responsibility without power. You get the blame, it's not your fault and you can't do anything about it.

    But if you did have management support, then it's probably your fault things things went that way.

    Link.

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  116. Re:Oooo.... Click me! Click me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i couldn't agree more. you are truly my hero. (no sarcasm intended)

  117. Re:Look to Israel for the source of these DoS viru by sethadam1 · · Score: 1

    Interesting that such an "informative" post would be posted by Anonymous Coward.

    I seriously doubt the credibility of any post where the poster is too much of a coward to attach their name to it!

  118. Side effects ?? by kovi · · Score: 1

    Did anyone notice string reference "Apache 1.3.26" inside of this thing ? (U have to edit PE header and decompress it with UPX to actually see that)
    Also, is there any reliable analysis of this virus, other than the usual crap found on the AV software websites?

  119. mamas don't let your babies grow up to use windows by i0lanthe · · Score: 2

    Hm... I'm glad my mom uses pine. ;)

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  120. Re:This data is interesting - Still a fanatic. by LinuxHam · · Score: 2

    But what gives you the right to say this dictionary is wrong

    I happen to agree that the vernacular drives dictionaries' content, and not the other way around. Language is dynamic and dictionaries always have to change in order to stay current. But I still don't know anyone who uses "data" in the singular.. either as "data" or as "datum". Hence, the traditional definition stands.

    "Where's the data?" pl.
    "Send me the data." pl.
    "The data seems to imply...." pl.
    "Some of the data" pl.
    "Pieces of data" pl.

    Just in general..
    "the data" pl.

    Just one of /.'s many nit-wars (if you want to call it that) :)

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  121. ...makes credit card transactions unsafe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh right. That would be the media yet again adding 1+1 and getting 6. They didn't mention that seeing as it has KEY LOGGING potential that it poses an international security threat and that the author is a terrorist in the post September 11th economic slowdown.

  122. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by mpe · · Score: 2

    It is these damn people who never update a damn thing that spreads these viruses. Unfortunately, this seems to include the majority of home PC users.

    Updating software is not something home users are in the habit of doing. Most domestic appliances don't need anything similar, the likes of set top boxes and digital video recorders update automatically.
    Something like Windows Update requires a lot of user input. This can be just as much a problem in corporate settings.

  123. Re:This data is interesting - Even more fanatical. by CemeteryWall · · Score: 1

    But I still don't know anyone who uses "data" in the singular.

    I refer you to the Google searches in my earlier post:

    Searched the web for "data are". (i.e. plural)
    Results 1 - 10 of about 2,070,000. Search took 0.36 seconds

    Searched the web for "data is". (i.e. singular)
    Results 1 - 10 of about 2,970,000. Search took 0.60 seconds.

    You may not know anyone who uses "data" in the singlular but there are almost 3m pages on the web where it appears in the singular in the above phrase.

    I treat "data" and "datum" as two different words. The surveyor measured from five different datums. - This makes perfect sense.

    As for your examples, let's take two words
    1. information - singular noun. Plural: none
    2. number - singular noun. Plural numbers

    Your examples translate to

    "Where's the information.". Singular.
    "Send me the information.". Singular.
    "The information seems to imply....". Singular.
    "Some of the information". Singular.
    "Pieces of information". Singular.

    Just in general..
    "the information". Singular.

    and

    "Where's the numbers.". Plural. -- Incorrect
    "Send me the numbers.". Plural.
    "The numbers seems to imply....". Plural. -- Incorrect
    "Some of the numbers". Plural.
    "Pieces of numbers". Plural.

    Just in general..
    "the numbers". Plural.

    You may notice two of your examples do not work for a plural noun. All the examples work for a singular noun.
  124. DON'T KNOCK CLIPPY! by sg_oneill · · Score: 2

    Hey man! I complained when I lost my clippy!
    Well.. kinda....
    I had the damn thing scripted up via a python Comm script to turn on @ 5pm And threaten to launch porn windows all over my screen if I didn't stop what I was doing, turn the machine off, go home and have a beer.
    On the other hand, Clippy did actually suck. I just kinda tweaked it to suck less.

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  125. Virus Writers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see innumerable comments blaming the user for insufficient tech savvy or just laziness when it comes to keeping their machines up-to-date with the latest patches.

    These are the same users who will stop by the Jiffy Lube to have their car's oil changed, apparently understanding that cars require maintenance. But somehow it doesn't register in their distracted little heads that this handy appliance on their desk also requires maintenance.

    That's not a capital crime, though. But I sure would like to deduct from the gene pool the useless sack of crap who has nothing to contribute to society but writing l33t viruses. In my mind, the virus writer carries the same stature as the sniper in Maryland who has been shooting random people. Exposing vulnerabilities is one thing, but exploiting them is quite another.

    There's clearly an element of grabbing for attention; would it have any effect to refer to the virus writers in the most derogatory and condescending terms at every turn, in an effort to deny them some satisfaction? To expose their mental illness at every opportunity and express deep sadness that these people may actually bear children if they pass puberty? How about getting these morons promulgating the "War on Terra (sic)" to go after these folks as sick, disturbed domestic terrorists?

    Useless sacks of crap, I say.

  126. Re:What's the plural of virus? A: Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, I always thought Virus was the plural form of virus. There is precedence for this behavior, in latin derivitave languages. Eg: "the man walked his prize sheep to the pasture where the rest of his sheep grazed."
    Let's consider this within context.
    "Dave, I'm infected with several Virus programs"
    Compared to the bastardized english 'reccomendation' that url proposed.
    "Dave, I'm infected with several Viruses programs"

    Which sounds better? The former. Since Viri is already a latin word derivitave for 'man' and 'virii' is impossible to form from virus, then the natural conclusion is that "virus" is both singular and the plural form of the word.
    Keep in mind as well, that when we 'use' Virus in the normal day to day sense, we're tallking about a group of self-replicating protiens, that are almost always transmitted by mass exposure to litterally thousands more of the Virus than the hosts immune system can handle. Anyone with an immune system would be almost impossible to be infected by a 'single' virus, unless that virus was of able to attack the immune response sent to destroy it. Of course with computer virus we may talk of a single exe, or a mass of virus clogging inboxes around the world, but in the normal day to day sense the word virus is almost without exception referring to a group.

  127. Re:I doubt it by CyberDruid · · Score: 2

    English is indeed hard. In this case, for instance, you are simply wrong. "[T]he lake has nearly a dozen species of fish in it" is not proper English. Do a google search on "fishes".

    The first three matches:
    Coral Reef Fishes
    Division of Fishes - Ichthyology, Fish
    A CATALOG OF THE SPECIES OF FISHES

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    Opinions stated are mine and do not reflect those of the Illuminati

  128. Why the user needs control by billstewart · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I've been sysadmin and I've been a user. While it's important for sysadmins to occasionally bully users into doing things they're too lazy to do otherwise, it's also important to realize who works for whom, which is that the sysadmin works for the user. In some companies the relationship is close enough to be obvious, while in other companies it's indirect - the sysadmin works for the company, and the user works for the company, but the company hires the sysadmin to LET THE USERS GET THE USERS' WORK DONE. (I'm shouting because I've been in too many environments where this isn't obvious.)


    Virus updates are critical - the other posting by A.C. indicates that he sets up the machines on his net to update them frequently, and in a LAN-based environment, that's usually not a bad policy, though updating at boot time sometimes can interfere with what a developer is doing, or with somebody installing new hardware or software that requires reboots, or whatever. But I'm in a company that has people working out in the field, and while it may be important to get a virus update today, a 10 megabyte data file update on a 56kbps dialup line takes a long time - and if I'm out at a customer site trying to show their CIO how our really cool web site can help them make money, or I'm in the airport trying to send an important email before getting on a plane, I can't wait an hour for the latest virus update to download - that can wait till I'm back at the office.

    Microsoft Outlook's integration of calendar, incoming mail, and storage of old mail, all in one big system, makes this particularly critical. The other day I needed to get on a conference call, and had the phone number in my Outlook Calendar, and dialed up 15 minutes before the call to get any relevant emails (and my Palm Pilot battery had run out the other day so I hadn't copied the schedule to there.) Somebody in Marketing had decided to mail 10 MB of glossy viewgraphs to everybody, and while it was downloading, I couldn't access the old messages to find the website for the slides for the call. The older antivirus software used to have similar behaviour - it insisted on doing its updates at boot time, before anything else could run, whether the user needed it right then or not. The newer stuff is often sufficiently well-behaved that it just dogs down the network connection rather than totally preventing you from working, but it's still a problem.

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  129. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes indeed. Trying to protect a microsoft operating system from attackers is about as easy protecting Disney World from fat people. Sure the rides would not need as much maintenance but man do they bring in the dough.

  130. Why the sysadmin shouldn't be a drone by BiOFH · · Score: 1

    We won't see eye-to-eye on this because we have two disparate philosophies regarding corporate IT; I do not believe the IT works for the user in a corporate setting (in a consumer setting, yes).

    My belief is that the IT must work for the corporation and that its service should reflect the will of the corporation, not the end user. Unless, of course, your IT department is a lot of bumbling morons. If that's the case then firings are in order, not mob rule.

    The end result is still that your IT department is not properly doing its job -- enabling you to work within the desires of the corporation at a near optimum level while maintaining the best interests and goals of the corporation (and sometimes those things "annoy" the end user.). If they work for you, you get to tell them how to work based on 'your' interpretation of what that means. This is why I believe such a model is faulty from the start. (Aside: I know a lot of places don't have the caliber of personnel I'm used to working with, but I don't see that this makes any difference in the end... they should start firing and hunting up someone with more brains than resume. Again, a business practice issue, not a reason to change the model. Those people exist. I know many of them and some of them aren't working [while a lot of chuckleheads are].)

    You seem to be aware of the problems in your company and understand why they're bad for the company. My suggestion, based on my beliefs as stated above and were it my place to suggest, would be to make noise and make it heard. Fix the problem at its source.

    "...the company hires the sysadmin to LET THE USERS GET THE USERS' WORK DONE..."

    In my view, the company hires the users AND the sysadmins to get the _company's_ business done. It's up to the company's management to make the one support the other. Virus protection being a prime example; It's not about protecting you, the user, it's about protecting the company's assets. If it's done poorly and affects the performance of you, the end user, then that's a symptom of bad planning and management.

    The one thing we DO agree on is that users can't have things crammed down their throats which affect their performance, but I do not believe that the solution is for the user to make the syadmin a lame duck. I believe the solution is to make the sysadmin perform better (or fire his or her sorry ass).
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    Personal note:
    Yes, I'm bitter, but I do believe all this. I recently left a very high-demand (24/7 99.9% uptime) computing environment supporting anywhere from 2,000 to 4,000 users (the majority being chip designers out of a company total of over 70,000) and tens of thousands of machines [no exaggeration, I assure you] and I've pledged never to work in a system like that (yes, your "work for the end user" model) again. Our "customers" dictating policy forced us to oftentimes provide poorer than necessary service and many times jeopardized the holdings of the corporation's intellectual assets. In my opinion that's just plain stupid. When the organization was shuffled and the "customer" model became more lip service than operating model, we were able to do things more 'rightly'. Why? Because we knew what we were doing. It was our job. It was our vocation. We weren't playing store clerk to people who had an entirley other job. I have no patience for poor IT anymore (and my patience was gone which is why I left). That's why I have no patience for the "IT drone" model. I'm smart and really really freaking good at what I do. I want to be able to do it with no more constraints than any other technical field. Basically... I don't want some recent college grad circuit designer telling me how things should be done or some guy who says 'I'm a unix user from way back' who really means 'I used VMS once' to tell me how to do my job. I certainly don't tell him how to do his. That's what our managers are for.

    EOL

    --
    - I am made of meat.
  131. Bugbear crashes Norton AntiVirus by Cardbox · · Score: 1

    Is this the first virus that renders anti-virus software inoperative *even if you don't run the virus*?

    I got sent Bugbear - NAV didn't detect it - so I updated the virus definitions and tried again:

    xxxxx.doc.exe is infected - press OK to repair...
    I press OK.
    xxxxx.doc.exe - cannot open file, access denied...
    I press OK.
    xxxxx.doc.exe is infected - press OK to repair...
    I press OK.
    xxxxx.doc.exe - cannot open file, access denied...
    I press OK... and so ad infinitum.

    In the end I had to use Ctrl+Alt+Del to crash Norton Anti-Virus, then I could delete the .doc.exe files by hand.

    In other words: if I hadn't been running anti-virus software, Bugbear would have caused no harm (as long as I didn't run it). But because I *was* running anti-virus software, the entire machine was unusable.

    Is this an accident, or is it the future of viruses? It would be rather good if it were: the virus writer could claim, legitimately, that it was the anti-virus software that was making the computer unusable!

  132. Re:I doubt it by MrOrn · · Score: 1
    Bzzzzt. The collective noun "fish" can be either singular or plural. Usage also supports "fishes". q.v. SOED (2 ed.), p.757 -- "(The collect. sing. is often used as pl."

    Perhaps your original sentence (i.e., English is indeed hard.) should have been followed by: "This is because English has many cases where collective nouns are used in both singular and plural forms and plurals formed by the usual process of adding -s or -es."

    So it's you who are wrong.

  133. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2


    The vulnerability that this exploits in Outlook and Outlook Express has been patched since March 29, 2001.



    Very true - and a good point. But it ignores one of the more underlying issues. Outlook is fundamentally flawed.

    One of the most infamous "email viruses" was the Good Times Virus. It was the first email virus to be more social than technical - the warning message being relayed time and time again being more a virus than what it supposedly warned against. Good Times played on the fears of a vast body of new users who weren't aware of how email worked. It warned against a virus that spread by messages entitled "Good Times" and that reading the message did harm to the user's system (if not spread the virus). At the time, the idea that simply reading a message was enough to activate malicious code was preposterous.

    Outlook has made this concept a reality.

    But this is not a reference to this one specific vulnerability. Outlook has been the subject of numerous previous vulnerabilities - many of which can be exploited by an email that is viewed either by opening the message or via the message preview panel. Sure, they have been patched too. But the same concept keeps surfacing.

    This doesn't even touch on how Outlook tends to hide the nature of file attachments, allowing malicious code to disguise code to appear as benign data. Microsoft's solution was not to make the nature of file attachments more defined... but to strip out "dangerous" types. Thus, they completely ignored the actual issue. While this is a minor point... it does show the mindset that has created an email client rife with security problems.



    Stop whining about what programs other people choose to run, and encourage them to learn how to patch their systems. No matter what OS you run, patching it is going to be important.


    More good advice. It has been said that bits don't rot. Software does not decay. But we have since found that over time, we discover mistakes in the creation of software. Thus we are faced with having to maintain the digital system with as much dedication as a mechanical system.

    But again, this misses an important point.

    Sometimes systems are created that have fundamental flaws. No matter how well maintained, these systems will always fail. And while even the best systems may fail eventually, these flawed systems will fail in spectacularly bad ways.

    It is wise to advocate constant maintenance. But it is also just as worthwhile to point out systems that are flawed.

    And Outlook IS flawed.
  134. Re:Because the patch has been out for ALMOST 2 YEA by WNight · · Score: 2

    Face it, he's got a point and you missed it.

    You can't blame an OS for the services a user installs on it. Windows comes with Outlook, it's standard. If there's a bug in outlook, there's a bug in *EVERY COPY OF WINDOWS* until it's fixed. Even after it's patched, broken systems are still around.

    I haven't patched Apache on Linux but I'm not vulnerable. Know why? Because I didn't enable it.

    Windows users don't have to enable Outlook (Express) or IE, they're there by default. A hole in one of those is a pretty big flaw.

    Had IIS never been installed by default, MS wouldn't have gotten half the flack for Code Red that it did. But most of the CR sources are some unpatched box in a closet, or on someone's desk, where nobody realizes it's running IIS.

    Half of the security flaw in MS products is the lousy code, the other half is MS themselves.

    btw, re your sig. You haven't got any ideas what real usage number are. Right now I'm counting as a hit for IE6.0 in XP, but I'm really using Mozilla in Linux with the prefbar addon to spoof user-agents. Most Linux users do something like this because so many sites are intentionally crippled to look for IE specifically. And polls are notoriously stuffed by trolls like you who love to point out the results as if they meant any more than a Florida election.

  135. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    Rattling around the back of my head is a disturbing image of something I
    saw at the airport ... Now I'm remembering, those giant piles of computer
    magazines right next to "People" and "Time" in the airport store. Does
    it bother anyone else that half the world is being told all of our hard-won
    secrets of computer technology? Remember how all the lawyers cried foul
    when "How to Avoid Probate" was published? Are they taking no-fault
    insurance lying down? No way! But at the current rate it won't be long
    before there are stacks of the "Transactions on Information Theory" at the
    A&P checkout counters. Who's going to be impressed with us electrical
    engineers then? Are we, as the saying goes, giving away the store?
    -- Robert W. Lucky, IEEE President

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