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  1. It makes perfect sense... on MIT OpenCourseWare Now Online · · Score: 0

    teachers give away the amount they feel comfortable giving away. Since colleges are run like businesses, why give away something that you can charge for? You really want to learn the material? Sign up for the course. But don't expect to have everything from a certain course for free because "it's the right thing to do." Information doesn't want to be free, you just want it to be free.

  2. my name is on GNU/Hurd Gets POSIX Threads · · Score: -1

    james goatse. I like star trek. I am lame to the fifth power.

  3. speaking of rolling your own... on Roll Your Own Browser · · Score: -1

    Subway lets you roll your own sub. You get to choose between mouth-watering meats, succulent cheeses, mounds of fresh veggies, Freshly baked rolls, and exotic and tasty condiments. And best of all, in honor of Troll Tuesday, which I do realize was yesterday, all footlong subs are only $3.49 plus tax.

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle is anyone gonna see this?

  4. now that's a quality comment (not the parent) on FSF Issues GNU/Linux Name FAQ · · Score: -1

    They're certainly... thorough

    Nice contribution there michael. Way to increase to slashdot's bandwidth bill (albeit a very small increase) while adding nothing useful to the conversation.

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle flaming michael? what the hell am i doing?

  5. the bird on IBM, MS Critique MySQL · · Score: -1

    the penis bird that is

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    widen the page you jerk

  6. Trolling, trolling on Writing Perl Modules for CPAN · · Score: -1

    trolling down the river.

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle it's too early for an effective troll.

  7. Thank You on The Ulltimate DVD Burner? · · Score: -1

    It's nice to receive positive feedback from the crapflooding community, even in anonymous format. I will keep up the good work if you will.

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle don't forget that along with goatse, the penis bird and tubgirl form the holy trilogy

  8. In my opinion on Enterprise Season Premiere Tonight · · Score: -1

    Enterprise is Lame to the fourth power. I mean seriously, who watches this crap? The theme song is such an abomination that I couldn't even begin to watch the show.

    Has our desire to willingly accept anything "sci-fi" or "trek" completely blinded us to absolute banality of enterprise?

  9. $3.49 footlong subs at subway on UT2003 LiveCD · · Score: -1

    in honor of Troll Tuesday.

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex

  10. Re:Wrong. on Analog & Digital Chips On The Same Silicon · · Score: -1

    Thanks for the names, but I was looking for specific examples. I'd do the search myself, but dragonballz is coming on in a few, and I have to pretend that I have a life.

  11. get your daily on Analog & Digital Chips On The Same Silicon · · Score: -1

    dose of goatse. That's right.

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle trizzolling on a mizzleonday

    This comment was sponsored by Jay-Z, you scrub.

  12. Bandwidth on Where The Bandwidth Goes · · Score: -1

    It all leads to goatse.cx, which is by far the most heavily visited site on the net. Takeru Kobayashi owns you!

  13. trolling for Jay-Z on Is This Moon Three? · · Score: -1

    h to the goatse
    v to the penis bird
    fo shizzle my tubgirl widen the page

  14. Bill Gates, Al Gore, and a Rhino stumble upon... on Classic Computer Vulnerability Analysis Revisited · · Score: -1

    s to the moke.rotten.c
    o to the m/bird
    fo shizzle my nizzle what the hell am I doing?

  15. back in black on Ask Eric Blossom about Software-Defined Radio · · Score: -1

    actually, the goatse guy is red in back

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle that doesn't make any sense.

  16. don't forget on Detecting Wireless LAN Users · · Score: -1

    $3.49 footlong subs today at subway. The Italian BMT on Jalepeno Cheese bread with provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and italian dressing is the best.

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle its actually $3.77 with tax (here in NY)

  17. yes, if... on Can Poisoning Peer to Peer Networks Work? · · Score: -1

    they can make downloading the file you want difficult enough, that most users will give up and search out other methods, such as buying. Not that downloading will be impossible, but if I have to spend a week non-stop, constantly monitoring, just to download Zeppelin IV or the latest Destiny's Child video, it might be worth it to buy the album or record it off TV.

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle Troll or Interesting?

  18. goatse! on Tim O'Reilly Bashes Open Source Efforts in Govt · · Score: -1

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle this is my last troll for a while

  19. Stallman's speech at LWCE on LWCE Wrapup · · Score: -1

    was pretty funny. He ended with the joke "...so then the doctor says rectum, I damn near killed em!"

  20. The Fourth Song is... on The Day The Music Died: Windows Media and DRM · · Score: -1

    Havin' a Roni off of To The Extreme

    I can see people not getting it, but I thought anyone who listened to the song would recognize it immediately.

    If you looked up the "official" lyrics, it probably wouldn't be there, because it sounds like rambling and mumbling, but I listened to the song, and spelled out the breakdown phoenetically.

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle when I saw the iceman live, he did this song and rocked the joint into the next millenium!

  21. Vanilla Ice packs the fudge in hard! on The Day The Music Died: Windows Media and DRM · · Score: -1

    Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz! - The Vanilla Ice version
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine (highly doubtful in this case)
    You must provide the album and song title for full credit.

    1) the spot that i was in was
    so soft and warm
    this was far from a story you will find in book

    2) on the rooftop
    pop pop pop
    and the fools drop

    3) you're the one to make the ice cream
    come here girl and
    take a lick of this ice cream

    4) ebim bom beedim bidom bom
    beedim bom beedim bidom dom beedim bom
    skilly yom deem bidom bom beedoo

    5) stop as i drop this bomb
    blow up this place
    like anothe vietnam

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle what the schlong was i thinking?! vanilla ice?! who cares. but seriously, this might be my last crapflood for a while. im going back on vacation, then back to school for a semester. in the mean time, i must shout out loudly to all my trolling brothas. keep up the good work and fight the good fight

  22. humpday quiz time! on Game Engine Marketing Models Compared · · Score: -1

    Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz! - The Rush classic rock radio station staples version
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) run like the wind
    straining the limits of
    machine and man

    2) any escape might help
    to smoothe the
    unattractive truth

    3) i get home at five o clock
    and i take a sip of an ice cold beer

    4) philosophers and plowmen
    each much do his part
    to mold a new reality

    5) always hopeful yet discontent
    he knows changes are permanent
    but change is

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle i was farting so bad last night that the skunk outside plugged his nose!

  23. $3.49 footlong subs for troll tuesday at subway! on Longer Bar Codes Coming in 2005 · · Score: -1

    Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz! - The Jimi Hendrix classic rock radio station staples version
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) ill move over rover
    and let jimi take over
    yeah you know what im talking bout
    yeah get on with it babe

    2) and ill pick up all the pieces and
    make an island might even raise
    a little sand

    3) i wanna take you home
    i wont do you no harm no

    4) im going way down south
    way down to mexico

    5) the traffic lights they
    turn a green tomorrow

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle y'all should get the Italian BMT at subway today.

  24. a repeat fo shizzle you double chin on The Future of Real-Time Graphics · · Score: -1

    Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz! - The Bush alternative rock radio station staples version
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) bleeding through a tourniquet smile
    ill spin it on a whim
    i slide to the right

    2) i kill you once
    ill kill you again

    3) silence is not the way
    we need to talk about it
    heaven is on the way

    4) shouldve been easier on you
    i could not change
    though i wanted you to

    5) i dont want to come back
    down from this cloud

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle i know what youre thinking. bush? what next, a creed lyrics quiz? well have no fear, i wont sink that low

  25. Lyrics quiz before lunch on Genome · · Score: -1

    Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz! - The Bush alternative rock radio station staples version
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) bleeding through a tourniquet smile
    ill spin it on a whim
    i slide to the right

    2) i kill you once
    ill kill you again

    3) silence is not the way
    we need to talk about it
    heaven is on the way

    4) shouldve been easier on you
    i could not change
    though i wanted you to

    5) i dont want to come back
    down from this cloud

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle i know what youre thinking. bush? what next, a creed lyrics quiz? well have no fear, i wont sink that low