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  1. so then the optomotrist says on California Tracks Everyone Using Toll Transponders · · Score: -1

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle if my optomotrist ever showed me that, im sure id go blind!

  2. better late in the story than never on Terra Soft Ships Macs with Linux Preinstalled · · Score: -1

    Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz! - The Pink Floyd classic rock radio station staples version
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) did you ever wonder
    why we had to run for shelter
    when the promise of the brave
    new world

    2) did you exchange
    a walk on part in the war
    for a lead role in the cage

    3) ice is forming
    on the tips of my wings

    4) the court will kindly show
    the prisoner who stands before you
    has been caught red handed showing feelings

    5) now theres a look in your eye
    like black holes in the sky

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle enjoy the weekend my trolling brothas. the rest of you can suck a diseased baboons nipple

  3. h to the goatse on HP Marries Inkjet and Robotic Technology to Cool Chips · · Score: -1

    oh wait, i messed up. let me try it again

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzo
    fo shizzle...aw crap, i messed up again. oh well. you know how it goes by now.

  4. my lyrics quiz... on Web Development with Apache and Perl · · Score: -1

    can be found here

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle this post is brought to you by the gap

  5. a new twist on a great thing, baby! on More on the Effect of Digital TV · · Score: -1

    Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz! - The Led Zeppelin classic rock radio station staples version
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) try to tell you baby
    what you trying to do
    try to love me baby
    love some other man too

    2) we all know what your name is
    so you better lay your money down

    3) sing and cry
    valhalla i am coming

    4) sail away leave today way up
    high in the sky but the wind wont blow

    5) in the darkest depths or mordor
    i met a girl so fair
    but gollum the evil one crept up and
    slipped away with her

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle look for future single artist classic rock quizzes if i dont get banned for some reason

  6. in the words of tencious d... on Playstation 3 CPU Almost Finished? · · Score: -1

    this is not
    the first post of this article
    this is just a tribute

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle fill in your own comment here

  7. $3.49 footlong subs at subway today! on USA Today says "Linux waddles from obscurity" · · Score: -1

    I had a request for an easy lyrics quiz. This one is pretty easy I think.

    1) Theres a lady whose sure
    all that glitters is gold

    2) when we grew up and went to school
    there were certain teachers who
    would hurt the children anyway they could

    3) they told him boy dont you ever come around here
    dont want to see your face you better disappear
    the fires in their eyes and their words are really clear

    4) i found an island in your arms
    country in your eyes

    5) so dont delay act now
    supplies are running out
    allow if youre still alive
    six to eight weeks to arrive

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle this one is definitely much easier than the older ones

    answers to today's first one:

    1) fortunate son - credence clearwater revival
    2) beautiful girls - van halen
    3) daughter - pearl jam
    4) thong song - sisqo
    5) my friends - red hot chili peppers

  8. no one answered my first one on MS to Implement Some DoJ Settlement Terms Preemptively · · Score: -1

    so here is a repeat of Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz!
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) i rushed the ladies room
    took the water from the toilet
    washed her feet and blessed

    2) then it all crashes down and you
    break your crown and you
    point your finger but theres no one
    around just want one thing just to
    play the king but the castles crumbled
    and youre left with just one thing
    wheres your crown

    3) never would come to me
    working on a mystery
    going wherever it leads

    4) go go ahead and think
    go ahead believe that you are
    the chosen one

    5) and the red queens off with her
    head remember what the doormouse said

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle mondays are lame, much like this sentence.

  9. plop plop fizz fizz... on Pop-Up Ads Begin To Face Serious Opposition · · Score: -1

    Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz! (hey it rhymes!)
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) i rushed the ladies room
    took the water from the toilet
    washed her feet and blessed

    2) then it all crashes down and you
    break your crown and you
    point your finger but theres no one
    around just want one thing just to
    play the king but the castles crumbled
    and youre left with just one thing
    wheres your crown

    3) never would come to me
    working on a mystery
    going wherever it leads

    4) go go ahead and think
    go ahead believe that you are
    the chosen one

    5) and the red queens off with her
    head remember what the doormouse said

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle mondays are lame, much like this sentence.

  10. so then the doctor says to al gore.. on Autonomous Underwater Vehicle Competition · · Score: -1

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle crap flooding on the weekend? I must be really bored!

  11. rock out and eat more indian food... on Tracking Hackers · · Score: -1

    Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz!
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) when i get mad and i get pissed
    i grab a pen and i write out a list
    of all the people that wont be missed

    2) go on take everything
    take everything i want you to

    3) kissing her virginity
    my afinity i mingle the gods
    i mingle with divinity

    4) keeps on turning
    i dont know where ill be tomorrow

    5) where im not ugly
    and youre looking at me

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle enjoy the weekend my fellow crapflooders. may the gods of goatse bless your plumbing, making slashdot the only place flooded with crap

  12. no one answered my first one on AT&T Broadband Introduces Tiered Pricing · · Score: -1

    so here is a repeat of Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz!
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) the amusement park rises
    cold and stark kids are
    hovered on the beach in the mist

    2) im glad i wore something kind of loose
    like to hitch your engine to my caboose
    if that thong was tighter youd pop a string
    strutting down the beach you go miss thing
    with a bulge up front making me go schwing
    like youre smuggling a burrito

    3) dr dolittle whats your secret
    give it to me doctor
    dont keep it
    listen to the thumping heart in my chest

    4) she had dumps like a truck truck truck
    guys like what what what
    baby move your butt butt butt

    5) check it and see
    i got a fever of a hundred and three
    come on baby do you do more than

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle eat a juzam djinn's schlong, you jay-z listening, peanut butter smearing, goatse stretching, hog tied jackie chan look alike.

  13. so the proctologist says... on Attack Of The Dreamcasts · · Score: -1

    Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz!
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) the amusement park rises
    cold and stark kids are
    hovered on the beach in the mist

    2) im glad i wore something kind of loose
    like to hitch your engine to my caboose
    if that thong was tighter youd pop a string
    strutting down the beach you go miss thing
    with a bulge up front making me go schwing
    like youre smuggling a burrito

    3) dr dolittle whats your secret
    give it to me doctor
    dont keep it
    listen to the thumping heart in my chest

    4) she had dumps like a truck truck truck
    guys like what what what
    baby move your butt butt butt

    5) check it and see
    i got a fever of a hundred and three
    come on baby do you do more than

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle eat a juzam djinn's schlong, you jay-z listening, peanut butter smearing, goatse stretching, hog tied jackie chan look alike.

  14. well why the hell not? on Digital SFX Wizard Answers Slashdot Questions · · Score: -1

    Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz!
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) you smell
    you cum with a cock in your
    mouth and two fists
    up your ass using
    cat cum as gel

    2) and he who put kittens
    put snakes in the grass
    hes a lover of life
    and a player of pawns

    3) the mullet is the reason
    why people hate you
    they are sick of looking
    at your nappy weed sack

    4) you can bury me
    in old kentucky

    5) hes strictly rhythm he doesnt
    want to make it cry or sing

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle banned for three days but not forgotten. some day the CLIT will rise up and reclaim what is ours, much like reparations.

  15. all the girls say on Wireless Clouds for Good and Ill · · Score: -1

    hey baby hey baby hey
    boys say boys say
    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle garbage is a better band than no doubt, in my opinion

  16. $3.49 footlong subs today at subway! on What, Me Worry? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz!
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) the first time that i got it
    i was just ten years old
    i got it from some kitty next door
    and i went to the doctor and he gave me the cure

    2) much better than a owner
    of a broken heart

    3) its hammer go hammer
    mc hammer yo hammer
    and the rest can go and

    4) well im half the man
    i used to be
    this i feel as the dawn
    it fades to gray

    5) do what i please
    gonna spread the disease
    because i wanna

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle enjoy troll tuesday you sandal wearing socialist vegetarian donkey punching dirty hippies!

  17. speaking of "open for business" on 802.11b Honeypots Open for Business · · Score: -1

    check out goatse.cx

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle two goatse references in one comment. Not bad says I.

  18. Wesley Willis commands you... on Sneaking DRM Amendments Through the Back Door · · Score: -1

    to whip that smelley donkey's ass with a chainsaw!

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle no lyrics quiz today. look for one tomorrow.

  19. Re:Your 'hip' music has been co-opted! on Microsoft Says IBM/Linux Their Biggest Threat · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    personally, i feel it is an honor to have influenced such a widely syndicated and powerful medium such as NPR. Personally, I don't feel I have been co-opted. More likely, they saw the true power of the shrine of goatse, and used it to their advantage to lure listeners. It's subversive.

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle why the hell and I wasting one of my two CLIT posts on this?

    Crapflood? I thought that was when the terlet over flowed at the chinese buffet.

  20. warning: this post has a goatse link hidden! on Microsoft Says IBM/Linux Their Biggest Threat · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle you should visit goatse.cx

  21. eat the corn out of my plop please - its healthful on Pencigraphy: Image Composites from Video · · Score: -1

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle this post is brought to you by ebonics: giving speach pathologists nightmares since 1993!

  22. so then i says to mabel i says... on ACLU Files New DMCA Challenge · · Score: -1

    Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz!
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) it was a monday
    a day like any other day
    i left the small town

    2) you're the one to make vanilla's blood boil
    open that hood let me check that oil

    3) stop what you're doing
    cuz i'm about to ruin
    the image and the style that you're used to
    i look funny
    but yo i'm making money see
    so yo world i hope you're ready for me

    4) your face is small and your curves are kickin
    and i'm thinking bout stick
    to the beanpole dames in the magazines
    you ain't it

    5) well we don't sound like madonna
    here we are now we're nirvana
    sing distinctly we don't wanna
    buy our album we're nirvana
    a garage band from seattle
    well it sure beats raising cattle

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle 7th heaven is an awful show

  23. Nice! full credit on HP: Rival Printers Mean No More HPs Through Dell · · Score: -1

    If I had mod points, I'd mod you up to at least +3 informative. I congratulate you on a job well done. Never stop reaching for that rainbow.

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle look for another lyrics quiz tomorrow

  24. holy shiznizzle, it's Chins McGilicutty! on HP: Rival Printers Mean No More HPs Through Dell · · Score: -1

    Trolling Stones' lyrics quiz!
    See if you can get them all without using a search engine
    You must provide the artist and song title for full credit.

    1) have you come to raise the dead
    have you come here to play jesus
    to the lepers in your head

    2) i think of all the education that i missed
    but then my homework was never quite like this

    3) you've been running
    hiding much too long
    you know it's just your foolish pride

    4) he picks up gideon's bible
    open at page one
    old charlie stole the handle
    and the train it won't stop going
    you know it couldn't slow down

    5) but three months later
    he said he won't date her
    or return her calls
    and she swears god damn
    if she finds that man
    cuttin off his balls

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle eating Tandoori chicke turned my feces bright red!

  25. The answers for y'all on Borland Releases Kylix 3.0 for Delphi and C++ · · Score: -1

    Filter - The Best Things
    Fabulous Thunderbirds - Tuff Enuff
    Fleetwood Mac - Gold Dust Woman
    Our Lady Peace - Superman's Dead
    Soundgarden - Spoonman

    thanks and props to all those who participated. Look for another quiz tomorrow

    g to the oatse
    c to the izzex
    fo shizzle my nizzle the italian bmt at subway is a good deal. 3 kinds of meat, plus cheese on a sub. What it lacks in quality it makes up in quantity.