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  1. Finally a reason to go to the 'limpics on 'Wi-Fi Police' Stalk Olympic Games · · Score: 1

    Fire up an AP and get ready to debate the meaning of "unlicensed spectrum" :-)

  2. Re:Good non hype link, now do that for more storie on RSA's Servers Hacked · · Score: 1

    In general I've become so skeptical of anything these days due to the echo chamber of the internet bouncing around hyped, panicked stories with no followup.

    I keep hearing about that thing, but I don't believe it really exists.

  3. Digital Rabbit-proof fence? on Australia Creates Cyberwarfare Unit · · Score: 1

    What a joke.
    What else can you expect from the geniuses that proposed the national evil filter...

  4. Re:Scientific Research Run Amok... on Number of Facebook Friends Linked To Anxiety · · Score: 1

    I have a job where I can keep a FB window open all day in-between other activities.

    ...But FB isn't a "tremendous waste of time" for me.


    Sounds like it's a tremendous waste of your employers time though (i.e. the time they paid you for)

  5. Re:$3500 to get black listed by ever IT corp. on Piracy Whistleblowers Paid $57K In 2010 · · Score: 2

    Stigma? Please! Only a company which commits illegal acts would have a problem with this.

    So.. How do you like working for Santa Inc.?
    commits illegal acts is pretty much page unavoidable these days given the number of laws.

    http://www.amazon.com/Three-Felonies-Day-Target-Innocent/dp/1594032556/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/177-5432351-7342110

  6. Low barrier to entry on Why the Arduino Won and Why It's Here To Stay · · Score: 1

    You need a USB cable and a PC capable of running Java.

    That's it. No JTAG programmer, no EEPROM burner, no ICSP interface.

    Within minutes you can control actual real-world things like you used to be able to do with a parallel port (remember those?)

  7. Re:Exactly on USB Autorun Attacks Against Linux · · Score: 1

    Did you ever use the original Vista? Ever use Ubuntu or OSX from the same time period?

    You had me a "Vista"...

  8. Holy crap! on Is Reading Spouse's E-Mail a Crime? · · Score: 1

    ... of Ciara Walker, his wife at that time, which showed she was having an affair with her second husband, who once had been arrested for beating her in front of her son.

    Is this a court case or an episode of Dynastic Days of Our Sons and Daughters in General City Hospital?

  9. Re:Don't measure WPM on Does Typing Speed Really Matter For Programmers? · · Score: 1

    So I can't see your NullPointerException.

    Neither can I, now that I'm concentrating on the code rather than on my typing speed.

  10. Re:Don't measure WPM on Does Typing Speed Really Matter For Programmers? · · Score: 1

    // start with a salutation
    Hi Leto,

    // whitespace

    // brief introduction
    I'm a software engineer.

    // show off
    I've been writing programs for over 2 decades.
    // might need to change that bit later.....

    /* ****** DON'T NEED THIS
    // enumerate languages
    I've written in just about everything from C to REXX to Python and Basic.
    */

    // scold
    I couldn't help but notice that your program lacked proper comments.

    // be obnoxious
    I also couldn't help but notice the glaringly obvious flaw in your program.

    // be condescending
    In case you can't find the problem I'll give you a hint: Null Pointer Exception.

    // whitespace

    // sign off
    with friendly regards,

    Me

    // PS
    // dammit... I'll bet someone will have beaten me to this joke 'cos I didn't type it fast enough!

  11. Re:The article title is inaccurate and inflammator on UK Banks Attempt To Censor Academic Publication · · Score: 1

    ... an audience that doesn't take the minimal time necessary to examine the source material provided ...

    In other words, people don't RTFA.

    In other news: water is wet, the sun it bright, the moon is round and sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

  12. Re:more leaks on TSA Investigates Pilot Who Exposed Security Flaws · · Score: 1

    Also, fuck dignity, it's in the name of security.

    For you, today, "enhanced patdowns" don't cross the line.
    Where would you have drawn that line 5 years ago?

    Where will you draw it 5 years from now? 15? 50?

  13. Re:i am impressed on 10 Dos and Don'ts To Make Sysadmins' Lives Easier · · Score: 1

    ... that special place in hell automatically inserts bullet ants into the scrotum of anybody placed there.

    What happens in the special place in hell reserved for people who perpetuate the stereotype that all IT workers have scrotums?

  14. Did they verify this ... on Placebos Work -- Even Without Deception · · Score: 1

    ... by double-blind testing with fake placebos?

  15. Re:It's about 2-factor authentication... on Will 2011 Be the Year of Mobile Malware? · · Score: 1

    So unless the bad guys have malware on your phone AND on your pc, they can't steal your money.

    Unless you're doing your banking from your Internet-enabled smart-phone...

  16. How? on Intel's Sandy Bridge Processor Has a Kill Switch · · Score: 1

    Works without an internet connection, even while the device is turned off.

    Spooky action at a distance?

  17. Re:Nothing on What To Do About Mobile Devices That Lie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Indeed. The Chinese measures seem geared mostly towards stopping people (connection resets, dns poisoning, etc), whereas the US ones towards criminalizing people (logs.) Which is not to say that the Chinese would never prosecute you as a criminal, they probably will if it suits them, but it's not their default modus operandi.

    Perhaps it's because when some governments go after their citizens they don't bother with niceties like 'evidence', 'logs' or even 'trials'.

  18. Re:TPM on What To Do About Mobile Devices That Lie · · Score: 1

    So .... let the free market operate and we'll see what happens. TPMs are cheap. It wouldn't take much pushing.

    Once you have TPM the _last_ thing you have is a free market.

  19. Re:What a Phenomenally Stupid Question on What To Do About Mobile Devices That Lie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And I suppose the complete absence of any mention of WinCE or Windows Mobile in the article is sheerest coincidence.

    Windows was excluded because neither of the Windows users have reported any problems. Yet.

    P.S. Couldn't agree more.
    You reap what you sow.
    Keeping your eye firmly planted on next quarter's profit margin (and the resulting bonuses) will eventually bite you in the ass.

  20. Doesn't this imply ... on Many Hackers Accidentally Send Their Code To Microsoft · · Score: 1

    ... that ALL developers send their code to Microsoft every time it crashes?

  21. I run Linux... on Australian Cybercrime Enquiry Report Released · · Score: 1

    Can I just scan for the evil bit instead?

  22. Re:WTF on MA High School Forces All Students To Buy MacBooks · · Score: 1

    ... I was presented with an animated puppy.

    To add insult to injury, when you click on get this animated abomination out of my way, I need to search for a file, not a bone or a chew-toy the damn thing slowly walks away, waggling its rear end in your face...

  23. It's about scale on Australian Police To Investigate Google Over Wi-Fi Scanning · · Score: 1

    Someone taking a snapshot of me while I walk down the street is perfectly legal and fine.
    Someone following me with a camera is creepy and possibly illegal.
    Someone following me with a disguised camera, talking pictures while pretending to do something else?

    It's all a matter of scale.

    Accidentally(?) recording a few snippets of open WiFi isn't much of a problem.
    Doing it globally is.

  24. Contradictory requirements? on Most Useful OS For High-School Science Education? · · Score: 1

    It will most likely have to be either XP or OS 10.6, with very restricted permissions to students and teachers, as that is the comfort level of IT and administration, but I'll push for whatever would benefit the students the most.
    If you work in a call center then everyone will have exactly the same system, running the same software, doing the same thing with minimal privileges.
    Just about anywhere else you'll get a mix of stuff, different tasks, different HW, different software, more flexibility, greater privileges.
    So... unless you're training future call-center operators try to keep as much flexibility and variety as you can.
    (yes, I know that's tough, especially on a limited budget)

  25. Re:Just pa on Asus Budget Ultraportable Notebook Sold Sans OS · · Score: 1

    What is this "gooey" you speak of? -- posted using links