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  1. Re:Dashboard on Mono Project Releases Version 1.0 · · Score: 1

    If Dashboard is written for Mono, I would assume it runs on Windows as well as any other Mono-supported platform.

  2. Cross between what now? on NASA's Personal Satellite Assistants · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a cross between the tricorder and the lightsaber training droid... so... it shoots at me until I'm hit, and then uses that little detachable wand to scan my wound?

    That's awesome. Put me down for two.

  3. Re:Please ... on Drexler Clarifies Grey Goo Scenario · · Score: 4, Funny

    Too late! The sequel, "A Week from Tuesday", is already in production, with a plot revolving around nano-bots constructed by self-aware androids.

  4. Re:Why? on Virtual Real Estate Boom Draws Real Dollars · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Are we all really this stupid?

    Only our customers? Just kidding... :)

    Seriously, I play Second Life also, and when I found out you have to trade real money for in-game items, and you have to do this frequently, and sometimes on a recurring basis, I kindof lost interest... I'm all for trading real money for in-game money, at least that's clear-cut. Just don't let me trade real money for in-game money, and then require me to use both in-game money AND real money in game.

    Reminds me of Itchy and Scratchy Land...

  5. Please oh please oh please on Bloggers Assail Movable Type's New Pricing Scheme · · Score: 3, Funny

    Retroactively revoke all of their licenses... and somehow sue Google and get them to shut down Blogger.com... and and... then maybe I'll be able to locate actual information when searching the Internet for stuff.

  6. Big black lines on Justice Department Censors ACLU Web Site · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should've just redacted it using Adobe Acrobat. :-)

  7. Who knows on Rambus Files Antitrust Suit Against Memory Makers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe RDRAM wasn't the success it should've been, because it was more expensive, and noone ever really adopted it?

    No... no, that can't be it. We should sue!

  8. AOL Communicator on AOL Mail To Be Accessible Via IMAP · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If AOL keeps this up, they might actually be taken seriously.

    This seems to go hand-in-hand with the release of their AOL Communicator application... anything to save a sinking ship, I suppose.

    I wonder what the new direction for Netscape is... how many people still trust the Netscape brand enough for them to get any legs out of it?

  9. Re:Times are changing on Need A Few Post-Its Around The Office? · · Score: 1

    Oh, there's why.

    her office

    A guy wouldn't have cared! Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go get admonished by HR for "sexual discrimination." :(

  10. Uh-oh on Microsoft Announces Three More Critical Vulnerabilities · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that the word is out on these, Microsoft is going to have to post a big link to all the articles about that new Mac OS X trojan all over their homepage...

  11. Gooey on The Worst Development Job You've Ever Had? · · Score: 1

    Rewriting a hardware controller GUI that is a hacked-up rewrite of a hardware controller GUI that was wrapped around some DLLs that were written and grafted onto by many, many people over the past few years.

    Here's a real example I'll make generic:

    setTemperature takes a temperature and a byte index of either 0 or 1. The corresponding getTemperature takes an integer index of 0, 1 or 2. Yep, you guessed it, the 0 and 1 of the setter correspond to the 1 and 2 of the getter. Neither function has bounds checking, so you'd better get it right the first time. Oh, and we're not allowed to modify the DLLs containing said functions, just use them.

    The "API documentation" is a dumpbin /exports I made when I got tired of pouring through C source code to find the name of a function.

    Ugh.

  12. Seems familiar on Microsoft Seeks Patent On Virtual Desktop Pager · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft reminds me of that kid who always has to be "reminded" of the rules whenever he plays a game with the other kids...

    "No Billy, that's not your toy. That's FVWM's toy. Say you're sorry!"

  13. Make it stop on The Simpsons Movie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Have the people who OK'd this movie actually SEEN and COMPARED newer episodes of Simpsons to ones that aired back in its' glory days?

    Jumped the shark a few seasons ago at least, as much as I hate to say it. This is one of those shows I wish they'd take off the air for its' own good.

  14. and now... on Commercials Come To The Net (After This Word) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Beginning tomorrow, more than a dozen Web sites, including MSN, ESPN, Lycos and iVillage, will not be visited by people who read Slashdot.

    The rest of Internet users will call their ISPs and complain.

    Why is it that so many media companies have to start "wars" with consumers? Is biting the hand that feeds you a perfectly acceptable practice now? Instead of investing all this money into fighting the consumer thieves, they should work on new business models that don't "port" the old ones onto new technology.

  15. Great on Kurzweil Gets A Patent For Poetic Software · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now my computer's going to get laid more then me.

  16. Seriously on Microsoft Drags Feet with Settlement Claims · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not sure what intentions Lindows had beyond marketing their software using a court decision, and I'm equally unsure of how they can say that any of the claims filed by Lindows on behalf of the claimant have any merit whatsoever.

    When I first read about this program on /., I rushed to MSFreePC and completed all but the last couple steps to file a claim. Of course, I've never even been to any states that BORDER California, let alone purchased a PC there. What's to stop anybody from doing that, and how could they ever verify the legitmacy of the claims?

    As bad as it may be, I think Microsoft is well within its' right to not accept MSFreePC claims, or at least to challenge their validity in a court of law. That shouldn't stop them from processing claims submitted under THEIR terms, however.

  17. Argh on Microsoft Drags Feet with Settlement Claims · · Score: 4, Funny

    They need to hurry up and process all the legitimate claims filed with proper proof-of-purchase, so they can get down to what really matters... processing all those phony ones from MSFreePC.com!

    *eagerly awaiting his ill-gotten gains*

  18. Not the eyes on Reading, Writing, RFID · · Score: 4, Funny

    Minority Report was wrong... they don't track you by scanning your eyes!

    I can't wait to walk into the GAP, so they can read my RFID tag and announce to everybody around that I recently purchased an unusually large amount of womens' underwear.

  19. Features I'd like to see on Apple to Launch iTunes for Windows · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It will be interesting to see if Apple integrates a little of their Rendevous technology into iTunes for Windows, and allows people who have Mac/Win32 hybrid LANs at home share protected (or, just any) music between their Mac iTunes libraries and their PC iTunes libraries.

    Anybody know?

  20. BT on Will Legal P2P Music Distribution Succeed? · · Score: 1

    I guess this guy stands to make a lot of money then.

  21. Re:No it wouldn't on Half Life 2 Source Code Leaked · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Your analogy is flawed. Reading the source code to the program would be like having the sheet music, or the outlines/notes the author used when writing the novel.

    Your analogy would only work if the programmer was playing the game/using the application, not looking at the source code.

  22. HIGH SPEED! on Few Takers For RIAA's "Clean Slate" · · Score: 1

    Well, I have 4 computers powering 8 CD-RWs... oh, wait, that's just one computer with a 32X burner... the RIAA has me all confused with their math!

  23. Excellent on Paper Capable Of Playing Videos Developed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We're that much closer to those creepy animated singing cereal boxes from Minority Report...

  24. Just wait for it on New Anti-Swap CDs Hit Shelves · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is still true, for the time being.

    Unfortunately, Microsoft and the music industry are already taking steps to prevent this from happening in the future.

  25. After months of carefully choosing their battles on RIAA Sues 12-Year Old Girl · · Score: 0

    Finally, the RIAA finds some real justice!

    All hail the RIAA, champions of the U.S. legal system!