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  1. Provide a tin foil hat instead on Parents' Campaign Leads To Wi-Fi Ban In New Zealand School · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe instead of removing the wifi, the school should make available a nice conical tin-foil hat, free of charge, to the children of those parents who request it.

    And they could also put a prominent 'D' on the front.

  2. Re:Theft is an emergency situation. on Putting a Panic Button In Smartphone Users' Hands · · Score: 1

    Unless he accepted cash money from you for the McNuggets, then failed to deliver those McNuggets which you had paid for,

    Which seems to be exactly what happened to the nugget lady mentioned in the second post. (Go and actually listen to the call) She paid for nuggets, then McDonalds told her they didn't have them but refused to refund the money. The refusal to refund the money seems to be the reason the lady called 911, and sure seems like theft to me.

    Is this a 911 call? Maybe not. But as some people have already said, even when reporting minor thefts they were instructed to call 911.

  3. Re:Saudi poor? on First Arab Supercar Costs $3.4 Million, Has Diamond-Encrusted Headlights · · Score: 1

    Maybe he/she meant these poor people?

  4. Re:From the ashes into the fire? on Acer Pulls Back From Windows To Focus On Android and Chromebook · · Score: 1

    Microsoft wouldn't know the meaning of sexy marketing even if they did it themselves.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImyK29QLs_A#t=1m21s

  5. Re:Removed "Disable Javascript" check box on Firefox 23 Arrives With New Logo, Mixed Content Blocker, and Network Monitor · · Score: 1

    But isn't ruining Apple?

    Yes, you're correct, Apple too.
    I considered mentioning Apple as well, but since they don't seem to be doing it quite as aggressively (given that they relented with expose and restored it in ML) I decided not to risk raising the ire of the fan-bois.
    Actually, I was unaware of the Android issues, but I guess it doesn't surprise me.
    But yes, it seems to be becoming industry wide. I think that one day history books will refer to "The Great Dumbing-Down" in the same way that they currently refer to "The Great Depression".

  6. Re:Removed "Disable Javascript" check box on Firefox 23 Arrives With New Logo, Mixed Content Blocker, and Network Monitor · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I've got a bad feeling about this!

    “Load images automatically” and Always show the tab bar” checkboxes removed from preferences and reset to defaults.

    It looks like they have been afflicted with the same "our way or the highway" disease that is ruining Gnome and Windows.

  7. Re:Will we finally get a replacement for hard disk on Forget Flash: Resistive RAM Crams 1TB Onto Tiny Chip · · Score: 1

    What about fans? Are they not a 'moving part'?

  8. How did they get the bullets in?

  9. They forgot... on Australian Police Move To Make 3D Printed Guns Illegal · · Score: 1

    unreliable, inaccurate, impractical. But hey, don't let reality rain on your totalitarian parade.

  10. Why are there no aspirins in the jungle? on Tylenol May Ease Pain of Existential Distress, Social Rejection · · Score: 1

    Because the parrots eat 'em all.

  11. Re:Some other relevant stories on Crowdsourcing Failed In Boston Bombing Aftermath · · Score: 1

    twice

  12. It's the 'newness' that causes the unknowns on Overconfidence: Why You Suck At Making Development Time Estimates · · Score: 1
    In most real world disciplines, things get built according to pre-determined plans that have been used to build the same thing in the past. Go look at some new housing estate, and you will see that every house is the same, or at least is the same as a small set of possible houses. Also with planes and cars, every one of a particular make and model is the same. Hence the time spent building it is mostly taken up with physically hauling around bits of raw material, punching nails through them etc, according to the same design that was used last time, hence the time taken should be about the same as time taken last time.

    In software development, if you want a second instance of some program or piece of software, you don't need to 'rewrite' it, you just copy it (or relink it, etc).

    This means that every bit of code that you write, you are writing for the first time.

    Clever developers will re-use code they have written in the past as much as possible, but all this does is reduce the overall time, which can actually cause estimates to go even further wrong because the "unknown code written from scratch" now constitutes a larger percentage of the overall development effort.

  13. Re:Enhance it and zoom in on Boston Police Chief: Facial Recognition Tech Didn't Help Find Bombing Suspects · · Score: 5, Funny
    Don't forget the 'uncrop'

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUFkb0d1kbU

  14. Re:I only drink coffee on Oracle Fixes 42 Security Vulnerabilities In Java · · Score: 4, Funny

    Write once, run away*

    * I can't take original credit for this. I read it somewhere and thought it was very funny.

  15. Re:with frickin' lasers! on Navy To Deploy Lasers On Ship In 2014 · · Score: 2

    Next up, sharks.

    What makes you think they won't name the series of Laser gunboats after sharks?

    Because they named the first one 'Ponce'!

  16. Re:Adoption by Mass Market? on New Thunderbolt Revision Features 20 Gbps Throughput, 4K Video Support · · Score: 1

    No. Yes.
    Thunderbolt is the next Firewire.

  17. Re:Disturbing long distance swimmers on Iranian Lab's Quadcopters To Rescue Swimmers · · Score: 1
  18. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... on Creationist Bets $10k In Proposed Literal Interpretation of Genesis Debate · · Score: 4, Informative

    I don't have time to dig up the exact surah, but I recall one that gives men an explicit pass on beating their wives.

    That would be 4:34

  19. Re:Another step in Yahoo's demise on Yahoo Buys UK Teen's Smartphone News App · · Score: 2

    I'll just spell that out: THIRTY SIX AND A HALF MILLION DOLLARS.

    Actually, spelling it out would be "Tee aitch eye are tee why space ess eye..."

    But yeah, that is a ridiculous sum of money.

  20. Re:Eh, that's it? on Samsung Unveils the Galaxy S4 · · Score: 2

    Actually, I think that's a preview of some future version of Windows.

  21. Re:Eh, that's it? on Samsung Unveils the Galaxy S4 · · Score: 1

    2010 called and wants its time machine back.

  22. Stalin on Video Inpainting Software Deletes People From HD Video Footage · · Score: 2

    Joseph Stalin would have loved this.

  23. Count me in. on Ask Slashdot: Mac To Linux Return Flow? · · Score: 1
    I switched to OS X in 2004, and never looked back till Lion. Now I'm just getting too annoyed with the whole iOS-creep, and also as I get older my eye sight isn't what it used to be. There is no way in OS X to increase the size of the system font. Let me say that again. There is no way in OS X to increase the size of the system font. I just can't read the damn thing anymore.

    Also the new keyboards are shit.

    So where does the future lie? My latest computer purchase was a Dell XPS and a copy of VMWare Workstation 9.

    I have set it up to load VMWare automatically on boot, and then I have various Linux distros and Windows 7 installed in VM's (the machine runs 8 which I consider a "server" OS as I would never want to "use" it.)

    I get:

    • Lots of fast hardware (16GB Ram, SSD hybrid drive) for a pretty reasonable price (even factoring in the cost of VMWare).
    • Linux 'Just Works' because all the hardware is abstracted by VMWare.
    • Speed and efficiency of Windows 8 (which is pretty good as long as you don't actually have to interact with it).
    • Surprisingly, even the tech support was pretty good ("I'm sorry sir, but you have called during weekend hours, and your XPS support agreement only covers Monday to Friday... but since you're here now, try changing this UEFI setting and it will fix your boot problem").
  24. That much? on US CEO Says French Workers Have Three-Hour Work Day · · Score: 1

    I work in an open plan office

    I'm lucky if I get 45 minutes productive work done each day

    <Life of Brian>Sometimes I hang awake at night dreaming of being allowed to work 3 hours a day.</Life of Brian>

  25. Do you have a power station to go with it? on Of the Love of Oldtimers - Dusting Off a Sun Fire V1280 Server · · Score: 1

    200–240V single phase AC, 47–63Hz, with two 11/13 Amp circuits redundant with another two on a separate grid