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Creationist Bets $10k In Proposed Literal Interpretation of Genesis Debate

HungWeiLo writes "A California man who believes the literal interpretation of the Bible is real is offering $10,000 to anyone who can successfully debunk claims made in the book of Genesis in front of a judge. Joseph Mastropaolo, the man behind this challenge, is to put $10,000 of his own money into an escrow account. His debate opponent would be asked to do the same. They would then jointly agree on a judge based on a list of possible candidates. Mastropaolo said that any evidence presented in the trial must be 'scientific, objective, valid, reliable and calibrated.' For his part, Mastropaolo has a Ph.D. in kinesiology and writes for the Creation Hall of Fame website, which is helping to organize the minitrial. It's also not the first such trial he's tried to arrange. A previous effort, known as the 'Life Science Prize,' proposed a similar scenario. Mastropaolo includes a list of possible circuit court judges to oversee the trial and a list of those he challenged to take part on the evolutionary side of the debate."

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  1. Easy... by dmgxmichael · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Chapter 1 - Male and Female are created simultaneously.

    Chapter 2 - Adam and Eve are created in that order.

    One of the two accounts must be false - they are mutually exclusive factual statements.

    Genesis is a collection of myths with no more truth to them then the parables.

    1. Re:Easy... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If that were the only discrepancy then that could easily be tied in a detail of the creation of man. how about the complete order of how things were invented in the two creation myths? one man was created on the last working day, while the other man was created first and he was seen to be bored so all the things were created in the world for him.

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    2. Re:Easy... by Rockoon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Adam and Eve had two sons and no daughters.

      I propose that their children were mother fuckers.

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    3. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Adam had two wives. The first one was Lilith.
      She's omitted from some interpretations.

    4. Re:Easy... by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Informative

      No. In chapter one, male and female are created. It does not specify order, nor the period of time between one or the other, as it is an overview. In chapter two, which goes into detail, you get the specifics.

      For reference, Genesis 1:27:

      So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

      Genesis 2:8,18

      Now the Lord God had planted a garden in the east, in Eden; and there he put the man he had formed

      The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

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    5. Re:Easy... by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Three. Cain, Abel, and Seth.

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    6. Re:Easy... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      It is the first that sets out the seven days of creation:

              Day 1: heavens, earth, light, day and night.
              Day 2: the "dome" (sky) that separates the waters below (on earth) from the waters above the sky.
              Day 3: dry land and vegetation.
              Day 4: stars, moon, sun.
              Day 5: water creatures and birds.
              Day 6: land animals; humankind (both male and female). The number of human beings created is not specified. Also, God here gives to people "every plant yielding seed that is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit; you shall have them for food" (Gen 1:29) -- no prohibitions.
              Day 7: God rested, and blessed this day.

      In the second creation story, things are a little different. First of all, individual days are not specified. And the sequence is very different:

              earth and heavens; no rain yet but a spring would well up and water the ground
              from dust, man was created (not woman yet)
              garden of Eden -- man is put here; garden includes the tree of life and the tree of knowledge of good and evil
              God tells man to till and keep the garden of Eden, but not to eat of the tree of knowledge of good and evil (note that Woman has not entered the scene yet! Man is alone).
              God notices that Man is alone and wants to find him a helper and partner, so He first creates animals and birds and Man names them. But still there was no helper as partner.
              God makes Man fall asleep, pulls out a rib, and makes Woman.
              The story of original sin then ensues.

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    7. Re:Easy... by dmgxmichael · · Score: 5, Interesting

      True, but that's the most glaring one. Also, if you can't make it to chapter two without a discrepancy, what hope is there for the rest of it?

      Biblical scholars (as opposed to the nutjob putting up this award) theorize that the books of Moses are assembled from at least three traditions. This becomes more clear when looking at the original Hebrew - the words used for "God" change where in English they are translated into the same word. As a Catholic, disproving the Bible means little to me since it is only a part of my faith, not the whole foundation of it. Protestants however must frantically fight to prove the book entirely correct because of their subscription to the sola scriptura heresy which separates them from Catholicism.

      To me, Genesis is a collection of myths with a spiritual truth to be discerned from them. They are instructive stories, not a literal chronicle of events.

    8. Re:Easy... by dmgxmichael · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The original language is quite clear that the creation of the two was simultaneous. Indeed the very word for "God" is different in the two chapters because they are drawn from two different oral traditions. They were not originally meant to form a narrative together.

    9. Re:Easy... by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      We're talking about the book of Genesis. Lilith never was in Genesis in any interpretation. The existence of Lilith was made later to resolve the contradiction.

    10. Re:Easy... by dmgxmichael · · Score: 1

      Maybe.

      Look, we're talking about legends handed down orally for at least a few hundred years before being written. It's uncertain how much they morphed in that time, when the story of Lilith was coined, when it split off. For all we know it could have started as one tribe's alternate name for Eve.

    11. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the challenge being made is that the interpretation must be literal.

      The Earth was formed before Adam was formed.
      The Earth's formation was not observed by Adam.
      Therefore Chapter 2, verses 4-6 are obviously not literal.

    12. Re:Easy... by Ghaoth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not being able to believe in any form of super being, I find the Bible and its ilk just best selling novels. However, if it weren't for computers, we wouldn't be discussing this, so.... In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory. And God said -I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data. And God created the Programmer; and put him in Data Center;

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    13. Re:Easy... by elfprince13 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Protestants must do no such thing. Sola scriptura is not at all the same thing as a supremely narrow attempt at Biblical literalism.

    14. Re:Easy... by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      If you interpret that as two separate accounts of the creation of man then I am afraid that you have a learning disability

      Did you even read the links you posted? I mean it's right there on the page; the two accounts even go so far as to use different words for god.

      If you're insisting on interpreting a text that was written 5,000 years ago to the way a text would be written today, I'm afraid you're the one who has the learning disability. Times change, and 5,000 years is a significant amount of time.

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    15. Re:Easy... by dmgxmichael · · Score: 1

      I would then ask you to try to explain then why Chapter 1 uses the word "Elohim" for God, and Chapter 2 uses the word "Yawyeh". That alone is proof to me that the stories are from two different writers from two different traditions. But in resorting to vulgarity you have shown the worth of your tongue, the span of your mind and made manifest your ignorance. Good day.

    16. Re:Easy... by 4wdloop · · Score: 1

      Even so, was not she his sister? Sinners!

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    17. Re:Easy... by jhoegl · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I love how you guys are debating parables.
      This douche put you on the defensive by questioning reality and truth over stories and faith.
      Clearly, if one does not understand science and the truth it provides, one will never be swayed.
      The reason no one takes this idiot up, is because the odds are in the houses favor, and he knows it.

    18. Re:Easy... by LordLucless · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Do you have any reference for that? Which word in the original implies simultaneity?

      In regards to your second point - the word for "god" (lowercase g) is the same word in both chapters - . However, Genesis 1 uses the word alone, whereas Genesis 2 uses it in conjunction with the name of the god in question - . A comparison of transliterations might be "In the beginning, the god created the heavens and the earth" (Gen1) "This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created, when the god Yahweh made the earth and the heavens." (Gen2). They're both using the same word, just Genesis 2 is a little bit more explicit. The term for "god" in Hebrew was like a title. Referring to someone either by their title ("Yes, Officer, I do know I was speeding") or by their name ("Yes, John, I do know I was speeding"), or by the two in conjunction ("Yes, Officer John, I do know I was speeding") are all equally valid, and all refer to the same person.

      Genesis 1 and 2 are obviously different accounts (they're both describing the same event, after all) but that doesn't necessarily mean they're contradictory.

      Chapter 1
      Chapter 2

      Also, for what it's worth, I don't agree with the arguments for a literal interpretation of Genesis (few outside the US do), but I do believe in Biblical inerrancy.

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    19. Re:Easy... by Daetrin · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If you think those are the same account of events, then you're failing at both reading comprehension and history.

      As others have already elaborated, it's well established that the two accounts are from two different traditions. But even your own links describe a clearly different order of events, even ignoring whether Adam and Eve were created at the same time.

      Version 1

      25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.

      26 Then God said, âoeLet us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.â

      Version 2

      18 The Lord God said, âoeIt is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.â

      19 Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name.

      In the first version it was animals first and then mankind, in the second version it was man first, then animals. (And then woman.)

      If you want you can accept them as two stories from two different traditions, one of which is literally true and one of which is metaphor, or you can accept them both as metaphor. But they can't both be literally true.

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    20. Re:Easy... by dmgxmichael · · Score: 4, Interesting

      To make that claim is to profess that you do not understand what sola scriptura is. I was born in a Baptist family, a family which believes every word in the Bible is literally true and cannot begin to fathom the very possibility that any of it was false. When I did, my faith flew apart until I converted to Catholicism some years ago.

    21. Re:Easy... by donscarletti · · Score: 0

      Well, it is generally accepted that we are all matrilinearly decended from the same woman, Mitochondrial Eve, I think this pretty much scientifically disproves there being two women at creation, unless one mothered no daughters.

      Lilith only features as Adam's wife in certain Jewish apocryphal texts, nowhere in the Tanakh, meaning that Christian fundimentalists, being by the very definition of the word "fundimentalist" are not likely to consider her to be part of creation. Fundimentalism is about literally interpreting and living by canon (or at least the attempt thereof) and has nothing to do with blowing up things and is only considered a perjoritive by various modernists, liberals and those caught up in the propaganda relating to "Teh War on Terror".

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    22. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need to go even that far in - genesis 1 - 3 god creates earth before light which is comprehensively disproven.

    23. Re:Easy... by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wouldn't mind $10,000, but the whole exercise sounds tiring, and you know that the guy is going to try to wiggle out of paying, let alone losing, anyway.

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    24. Re:Easy... by 4wdloop · · Score: 1

      Even so, was Adam "modified" after God found "no suitable helper" for him before Eve? I mean all the reproductive machinery in Adam, you know...? Or did God predicted his own failure in solving Adam's loneliness initially so he made Adam with all "stuff" before hand?

      And if God created Adam after his own image then ... ?

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    25. Re:Easy... by Capsaicin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      True, but that's the most glaring [discrepancy].

      It's only a discrepancy if one fails to recognise that we are dealing with two separate myths. The fact that they are 2 separate stories will be obvious to any naive (in the sense that they have not since childhood been exposed to harmonising accounts) and objective reader. Even the deities are obviously different, and not merely by name.

      The second account is clearly the easier target from a scientific PoV. The most glaring internal (to that myth) problem comes in the 2nd 'verse' of this account, Gen 2:5, where we are told that plant life did not exist for two reasons. 1. YHVH-Elohim (a[n editorial?] joining of names that is soon abandoned) had not yet caused it to rain AND there was no man to tend the ground. So what we need to do to "disprove" this account is to show plant life growing independently of human cultivation. Not a big ask. More interesting is the question of what kind of culture could have given rise to a myth that makes such a presumption, which might seem absurd to forest based peoples for instance (HINT: Mesopotamian irrigation cultures).

      But to treat the 2nd account as Science, as a literal account of physical origins, is of course knuckle-headed. Worse still, it is simply to miss the beauty of the text, and its actual insight (which should be apparent to believers and non-believers alike, though both for different reason like to miss it) into the human condition. And (and this is why I find this difficult text so interesting), it's complex role as a witness to the origin of ancient near eastern civilisation.

      As you put it ... "nutjob."

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    26. Re:Easy... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was born in a Baptist family, a family which believes every word in the Bible is literally true and cannot begin to fathom the very possibility that any of it was false.

      And of course your family is 100% representative of not just Baptists in general, but the entire spectrum of Protestantism, from Anglicans (basically Catholics minus the Pope and the homophobia) to Calvinists to Quakers to Pentecostalists to...well, pick up a phone book and look under "Churches".

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    27. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to point out that different languages have different discourse patterns (see Kaplan), so a translation of the text won't be able to account for this type of information processing. You're reading a Western discourse pattern into an ancient Middle-Eastern text. Part of my Master's degree covered this for language acquisition. It's fascinating. Pardon the AC.

    28. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you are aware that the entire Bible is a cut and paste from several scrolls that very few people are aware of, and each scroll tells a different story, I would just show up with a TV, and DVD and play some of the documented tapes of scholars that can show where these scrolls are at, and two what the scrolls loosely say, IE the book of Mosses, ect....

      Not to mention the Bible was also a bunch of brain farts from priests who molded the Bible into what they wanted it to become.

      And of course you have the other biblical religions that also tell a different story. I find this funny that a guy who somehow has loaded pockets is this stupid to try this out. And I bet he will sit there with other brainless memes to rebut anything that anyone has said.

    29. Re:Easy... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, it is generally accepted that we are all matrilinearly decended from the same woman, Mitochondrial Eve [wikipedia.org], I think this pretty much scientifically disproves there being two women at creation, unless one mothered no daughters.

      Sigh. Did you even read the article you linked? Because it doesn't mean or say what you think it does.

    30. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't agree with the arguments for a literal interpretation of Genesis (few outside the US do), but I do believe in Biblical inerrancy

      In other words, you have convinced yourself the logically impossible is possible. Congrats! Now you can do anything!

    31. Re:Easy... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do you have any reference for that? Which word in the original implies simultaneity?

      In regards to your second point - the word for "god" (lowercase g) is the same word in both chapters

      You...you can't be that stupid. You're using a computer, so...you're punking us right?

      Here's a protip: Genesis was not written in English. Capital letters in the sense that we know them did not exist at the time it was written. You're literally using a translator's errors as your evidence for Biblical "inerrancy" (which I'm pretty sure is a made up word. Infallibility is the word you are looking for).

    32. Re:Easy... by mtm_king · · Score: 5, Funny

      Friend, converting from Baptist to Catholic is like switching from Marlboro cigarettes to Camel. Try kicking the habit completely.

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    33. Re:Easy... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Well, it is generally accepted that we are all matrilinearly decended from the same woman, Mitochondrial Eve, I think this pretty much scientifically disproves there being two women at creation, unless one mothered no daughters.

      No. No, it doesn't. "Mitochondrial Eve" is the most regrettable name for a scientific concept behind "the God particle", as it causes superstitious people to think that the topic in question somehow verifies their chosen creation myths. There were women before and contemporary with "Mitochondrial Eve" who have living descendents today. The title of "Mitochondrial Eve" shifts over time.

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    34. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you tried to COMPREHEND the meaning of the Bible more than trying to claim the fables and parables are literal, you would have been a better person and not so insulting and self-important.

    35. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, those 2 statements are *not* mutually exclusive

      example:
      1. Alice and Bob were created simultaneously, then Adam and Eve were created in that order

      Both of your statements are now true

    36. Re:Easy... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      You seem to have a reading comprehension impairment. Chapter 1 is an executive summary showing the general chronological order of creation. Chapter 2 goes into detail about the creation of Adam and Eve. Versus 1-3 of Chapter 2 finish up with the 7th day when god rested. Chapter 2 verses 4-6 describe the environment on the surface of the earth just prior to the formation of Adam on the surface. As you can see, it does not recount the creation of light, the heavens, the dry land or the "sky" because it it did, then you could argue that it was a different account of "creation".

      You seem to have a reading comprehension problem. Both creation accounts specifically state when the first plants and animals of various types were created, and in the first account all of them are created before God creates mankind "male and female", and in the second man is created, then plants, then animals, then woman.

    37. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God made Eve because of Adam's lust
      But He first made Lilith from the mud and the dust
      But she was too clever, too disobedient
      She left him for Satan's infernal legions
      Now she raises hell as only she can
      Eve ate the apple, but her sister ate the man

    38. Re:Easy... by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      And what isn't clear to me is - what defines the "judgement"? That Genesis is or isn't literal, or that there just isn't enough evidence to make that decision? ie. is this criminal or civil standards? IMO there is enough scientific evidence that either would have effectively been proven, but "beyond a reasonable doubt" and "preponderance of evidence" aren't the same thing, and I'm sure provide plenty or wiggle (or weasel) room...

    39. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should have paid attention in your Relativity classes.

    40. Re:Easy... by Streetlight · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There are people who believe that women have one more rib than men. After all, Eve was created from one of Adam's ribs. The fact that that is not true and easily proven but some fundamentalists absolutely reject simple observation and refuse to believe normal men and women have equal numbers of ribs. Scientific observation - counting the ribs of a man and a woman by touch - is the work of the devil.

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    41. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You aren't familiar with 'escrow' or 'third party judges', are you?

    42. Re:Easy... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Well, you obviously can be that stupid. When I mention "lowercase g" it's fairly obvious I'm talking about the English word - after all, Hebrew didn't have the letter g either. The English words god (lowercase g; generic deity) and God (uppercase G, specifically the Christian/Hebrew deity) have different meanings. When commenting on transliterations regarding those words, specifying that you're referring to a particular variant is common sense.

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    43. Re:Easy... by donscarletti · · Score: 2

      I cannot read Hebrew myself, but those who can that I have asked have all answered that there is no order implied in Genesis one, it just comes through that way in English.

      As for the usage of the word elohim vs adonai vs YHWH, this is common right through the bible, being translated to God, Lord and Yahweh/Jehovah in English respectively. Its roughly interchangeable.

      Personally, I think the scientific evidence for natural selection is pretty solid. But I have discovered that creationists have most likely had that particular book in its written form for well over three millenia and generally have had time to think over most of its issues much more than you or I have.

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    44. Re:Easy... by darkonc · · Score: 1

      Should we do a kickstarter fund for this, or is there somebody out there who's willing to put up the $10K for a properly organized debating team?

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    45. Re:Easy... by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the first version it was animals first and then mankind, in the second version it was man first, then animals. (And then woman.)

      No, it wasn't. Chapter 2 verse 18 uses the past tense "the Lord God had formed". The sequence of events:
      Animals Created -> Man Created -> Animals Brought Before Man -> Woman Created
      is consistent with both accounts.

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    46. Re:Easy... by ldobehardcore · · Score: 5, Funny

      Amen.

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    47. Re:Easy... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      I was going to point this out also; but you beat me to it. Any discussion of this in English is moot though. The original texts are Aramaic and Hebrew, right?

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    48. Re:Easy... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2

      Yes, and those are translator's errors, meaning that the original text doesn't say what the English says.

      You should try looking up the difference between Yahweh and Elohim sometime.

    49. Re:Easy... by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, it is generally accepted that we are all matrilinearly decended from the same woman, Mitochondrial Eve, I think this pretty much scientifically disproves there being two women at creation, unless one mothered no daughters.

      No, it doesn't. Per Genesis, we're all matrilineally descended from Noah's wife.

    50. Re:Easy... by DragonWriter · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't agree with the arguments for a literal interpretation of Genesis (few outside the US do), but I do believe in Biblical inerrancy

      In other words, you have convinced yourself the logically impossible is possible

      Biblical inerrancy without biblical literalism isn't impossible: it just means that whenever what you thought the Bible meant turns out to be false, well, then that's not actually what it meant.

    51. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Protip, noun: 1. Advice given by a professional golfer to help an amateur with his or her swing.
      2. A signal to the reader than the author wants to make a passive-aggressive statement.

    52. Re:Easy... by LordLucless · · Score: 2

      My post was commenting exactly on the difference between those two words - in fact, if Slashdot wasn't stuck in the pre-unicode past, it would have contained precisely those two words in Hebrew. Elohim transliterates as "god" - the generic term for deity. Yahweh is, for various historical reasons, rendered as LORD in the Biblical text, and is what we refer to when we use "God" as a proper noun in English. The two terms used in those accounts are "Elohim" and "Yahweh Elohim" - they're not two different words, as the OP stated, they're two different usages - title, and title plus name.

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    53. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There's nothing bigoted about it. He's merely pointing out that both faiths are wrong.

      On the other hand, Catholicism and Baptist churches are hate groups that discriminate against gays, women, non-believers, and--until relatively recently--people of other races. If they didn't get brushed off as "faiths" any sensible person would brand most religions as hate groups.

      Face it: ever since it was adopted by the Romans, Christianity has been by nature socially conservative and therefore on the losing side of social issues. Christianity is now nothing but a force of bigotry and evil in the world.

      Fuck Christianity. The only thing it has going for it is that it's not quite as evil as Islam.

    54. Re:Easy... by ldobehardcore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      we are all matrilinearly decended from the same woman

      WRONG!

      We are matrilinearly descended from many women, all of whom shared very similar/identical mitochondrial DNA. Their ancestors most likely had distinct mitochondrial DNA from mitochondrial eve as well. It absolutely wasn't one woman. Your mtDNA is not nearly as variable as chromosomal DNA. One reason is because it's smaller (fewer basepairs) than chromosomal DNA, another reason is that it is transmitted without recombination, only from your mother, which means that it doesn't change as quickly as chromosomal DNA. There are many strains of mtDNA, but many people have identical/nearly identical mtDNA.

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    55. Re:Easy... by Capsaicin · · Score: 5, Informative

      You seem to have a reading comprehension impairment. Chapter 1 is an executive summary showing the general chronological order of creation. Chapter 2 goes into detail about the creation of Adam and Eve.

      No, Gen 1:1-2:3 and Gen 2:4 on are different stories as is obvious to any reader who, as I put it above, has not since childhood been exposed to harmonising accounts. The general chronological order in the 2nd account (Gen 2:4 ...) completely contradicts the order of the 1st. In the first (as it appears in the text, but probably also the more recent) account life is created in this order: plants (Gen 1:11); fish & birds (Gen 1:20); land animals (Gen 1:24); humans both male and female (Gen 1:26-27). The 2nd account, but contrast, has this order, male human (Gen 2:7); plants (Gen 2:9); land animals & birds (Gen 2:19) and female human (Gen 2:22). Nor does the strict classification of creation by days in the 1st account, and the narrative necessity for the primacy of Adam and the final creation of Eve in the 2nd allow for any honest harmonisation of these two distinct accounts. I'm sorry you have been misled.

      Now I could point out the differences style, the designed symmetrical account in the 1st account vs. the rambling folk-talesy tone of the second; or between the nature of God (Elohim), who creates by pure will, "Let there be light" and who dwells on high, with the LORD (YHVH ... for the fist few instances the harmonising YHVH-Elohim), a terrestrial being who "fashions" out of clay, who has to call Adam and Eve from their hiding spots and discovers their transgression by their covering (hardly behaviour God on high would engage in). But given the radical disagreement in the "chronological order of creation," all that would be superfluous.

      See the heading at verse 4, Chapter 2?

      And extremely interesting verse. Though there is room for disagreement here, the best reading IMO is that this verse, though presented as a way to connect both accounts, the first half of the verse "[t]his is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created" ends the first account, and the second "when the Lord God made the earth and the heavens" (a mirror of the beginning of the first, "When God began creating the heavens and earth ..." or however you want to translate this difficult piece of Hebrew). Among the facts that recommend this reading is the order heaven-earth vs the earth-heaven which reflect the extra-terrestrial and terrestrial nature of the different numen described above. Also that the highly symmetrical 1st account will end as it began. However, it may simply be that the entire verse is the introduction to the 2nd account.

      I have only the slightest hope that this may help rectify your "reading comprehension impairment."

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    56. Re:Easy... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Genesis is all Hebrew, Aramaic didn't come around until later.

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    57. Re:Easy... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      You're all fucking stupid for arguing about the phrasing in a book that's been interpreted and re-written many times, by many different people. As it stands now, the Bible is the word of Man, not God. Anyone got the *original* version handy for reference. I didn't think so.

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    58. Re:Easy... by ldobehardcore · · Score: 4, Funny

      But god saw that the programmer was lonely. And so he said, let there be internet porn, and such there was porn of every proclivity and vice and fascination, and he saw it was good. And he rested.

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    59. Re:Easy... by Detritusher · · Score: 2

      Believing in reality isn't bigoted, believing in fairy tails is just hiding your head in the sand and hoping it goes away.

    60. Re:Easy... by Daetrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That only works if you ignore the literary style of the whole rest of the chapter. The past tense isn't specifically used in 2:18, it's used through tout the whole chapter. "Now the lord god had" is used repeatedly, and the two interpretations are "It's a literary way of saying 'now god is doing this'," or "the ordering of this story is a confused mess."

      In 2:18 God says he's going to make a helper for man. Then in 2:19 it talks about making the animals. Then in 2:20 it says that no suitable helper was found among the animals.

      Is your argument that God was talking about creating woman in 2:18 but got totally sidetracked in 2:19 and decided to try the animals first instead of creating something new like he had _just_ said he was going to do in the previous sentence?

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    61. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm an atheist myself, but it seems to me calling someone else's sacred beliefs "fairy tales" does cross the line into bigotry. There's no need for it.

    62. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't read ancient Hebrew (sorry) but looking at the other translations (such as http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+2&version=HCSB ), this does not seem to be the case. In fact of the major versions (KJB, ASV, Holman, NIV) it looks like only the NIV allows this conclusion. But anyway, it doesn't really fit the narrative - the story is that God created the animals in response to the fact man was alone.

    63. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      19 Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name.

      Branch monster!

    64. Re:Easy... by Myopic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not so fast, smartypants. It's not hard to refute any scientific evidence or argument when you can simply fall back on "nuh uh, because magic".

      God is magic. Magic does not falter in the face of reason or evidence. Therefore anything can be refuted with "nuh uh, God." You think just because the Bible contradicts itself (over and over and over) means that the Bible can't be literally true? "Nuh uh, because magic." See how easy that was?

    65. Re:Easy... by bfandreas · · Score: 2

      So you suggest to cross examine The Bible in front of a judge until it starts to contradict itsself and becomes a totally unrelyable witness?
      That could be a viable strategy. But it could take a lot of time since it is an awefully thick book and they print it on very thin paper.
      Jury! Disregard anything that book said.

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    66. Re:Easy... by Pranadevil2k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Isn't that a 'god of the gaps' fallacy? And doesn't that sort of make the idea of proving the book of Genesis false impossible? Nevermind that proving a negative, as a general rule, is impossible....

    67. Re:Easy... by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      Do you know what "matrilinearly decended" means?

      I was incorrect in that the other females of the time merely would have had their unbroken female line die out, rather than strictly mothering any daughters.

      Anyway, I was trying to be clever in the context of a silly proposition, I'm not really asserting that there being a single human female at some time in history is a scientifically proven fact.

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    68. Re:Easy... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      My understanding of the current theory is that we are rarely descended from one person but are descended from a group.

      The most significant forebear is the oldest ancestor which was a single celled creature about 3.2 to 3.4 billion years ago.

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    69. Re:Easy... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how you define major version - the two most used in my experience are the King James, the NIV, and the ESV; it might be a country thing - I'm from Australia. Out of those, the ESV has the past tense, the King James doesn't. In the absence of an expert in ancient Hebrew, I'd say that there's not enough information to comment definitively on the tenses, but that based on the translations (which were presumably done by experts) it's somewhat reasonable to consider that it may be a valid interpretation.

      And the narrative works fine either way - the story is that man was alone; God brought all the existing animals before him, but none were suitable, so God custom-build him a suitable companion.

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    70. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      To me, Genesis is a collection of myths with a spiritual truth to be discerned from them. They are instructive stories, not a literal chronicle of events.

      An unbeliever! An unbeliever! Persecute! Kill the heretic!

      (I say, are those juniper bushes over there?)

    71. Re:Easy... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Do you know what "matrilinearly decended" means?

      You don't get to be snarky after you stick your foot in an error of that magnitude (the kind of error of understanding that biblical literalists feed on like pigs on shit). Of course I know what it means.

      Anyway, I was trying to be clever in the context of a silly proposition, I'm not really asserting that there being a single human female at some time in history is a scientifically proven fact.

      Then you should try saying what you mean. Or at least using discernible irony.

    72. Re:Easy... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      This has been my experience in 30 years of discussions with creationists and then proponents of intelligent design.

      Your post is so insightful.

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    73. Re:Easy... by green1 · · Score: 2

      On the bright side you don't need to go very far to find a lot of contradictions.

      In fact this whole argument could likely be won without even talking about creationism vs evolution, all he asked for was scientific proof that genesis is wrong. considering that it contains complete contradictions, one or the other must by definition be wrong. Of course I bet his list of possible judges includes only religious ones...

    74. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An even easier answer is primitive men with zero technology wrote the bible and provided no proof of their wild claims, therefore it is automatically invalid and likely entirely false.

    75. Re:Easy... by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bigotry is thinking less of someone for their beliefs (or being). Thinking their beliefs are stupid while not thinking any less of the person who believes them is not bigotry.

    76. Re:Easy... by TheLink · · Score: 2

      But is the challenge based on literal interpretation of the English version or the Hebrew version? Hard to tell since he's probably one of "those Creationists" ;).

      Any Christian who thinks the Bible should be interpreted literally should read the Bible more and realize that even Jesus himself likes to use parables, metaphors and figures of speech.

      And God himself in Genesis uses figures of speech, for example:

      Genesis 13:14 The Lord said to Abram after Lot had parted from him, "Look around from where you are, to the north and south, to the east and west. 15 All the land that you see I will give to you and your offspring[a] forever. 16 I will make your offspring like the dust of the earth, so that if anyone could count the dust, then your offspring could be counted. 17 Go, walk through the length and breadth of the land, for I am giving it to you."

      So are Abraham's offspring literally like the dust of the earth? Or are they figuratively like the dust of the earth in number.

      Or are we supposed to literally take that figuratively? ;) See the rest of Genesis too there's plenty.

      For example: Genesis 41:57 And all the world came to Egypt to buy grain from Joseph, because the famine was severe everywhere.

      I doubt literally ALL the world did that. I think someone should be able to scientifically prove that not all the world at that time came to Egypt to buy grain from Joseph. I doubt literally ALL the Mayans, Australian Aborigines and Chinese did that, even if there was a famine in their area. Maybe a few did but not all.

      So someone go take this idiot's 10K and shut him up.

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    77. Re:Easy... by green1 · · Score: 1

      depends on the definition of "third party judge" but I'm willing to bet he's unlikely to agree to any that aren't in some way religious.

    78. Re:Easy... by Sique · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Believing in reality is not necessary for reality at all. One of the most important aspects of reality is, that it is real. No faith needed. A wall is just there, and even if you stop believing in the wall, you will still hit your head if you try to run through it.

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    79. Re:Easy... by Sqr(twg) · · Score: 1

      The two observers were traveling with different velocities relative to God when this happened. (Somebody who can observe a deity creating a universe can obviously also travel at warp speed.)

    80. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever we are, wherever we're from, we shoulda noticed by now our behaviour is dumb
      And if our chances expect to improve it's gonna take a lot more than tryin' to remove the other race or the other whatever from the face of the planet altogether
      They call it "The Earth" which is a dumb kinda name but they named it right 'cause we behave the same
      We are dumb all over
      Dumb all over, yes we are, dumb all over, near and far, dumb all over, black 'n white, people, we is not wrapped tight
      And nerds on the left, nerds on the right
      Religious fanatics on the air every night, sayin' the bible tells the story and makes the details sound real gory about what to do if the geeks over there don't believe in the book we got over here
      You can't run a race without no feet
      And pretty soon there won't be no street for dummies to jog on or doggies to dog on
      Religious fanatics can make it be all gone
      I mean it won't blow up and disappear, it'll just look ugly for a thousand years
      You can't run a country by a book of religion
      Not by a heap or a lump or a smidgeon of foolish rules of ancient date, designed to make you all feel great while you fold, spindle and mutilate those unbelievers from a neighbouring state
      To arms, to arms
      Hooray! That's great, two legs ain't bad
      Unless there's a crate they ship the parts to mama in
      For souvenirs: two ears (Get down)
      Not his, not hers but what the hey
      The good book says, "It's gotta be that way"
      But their book says, "Revenge the crusades"
      With whips 'n chains and hand grenades
      Two arms, two arms
      Have another and another
      Our Cod says, "There ain't no other"
      Our Cod says, "It's all ok"
      Our god says "This is the way"
      It says in the book, "Burn and destroy"
      And repent and redeem and revenge and deploy and rumble thee forth to the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
      'Cause they don't go for what's in the book and that makes 'em bad
      So verily we must choppeth them up and stompeth them down
      Or rent a nice French bomb to poof them out of existence while leaving their real estate just where we need it to use again for temples in which to praise our god, 'cause he can really take care of business
      And when his humble TV servant with humble white hair and humble glasses and a nice brown suit and maybe a blonde wife who takes phone calls, tells us our god says it's ok to do this stuff, then we gotta do it
      'Cause if we don't do it we ain't "Gwine up to hebbin"
      Depending on which book you're using at the time
      Can't use theirs, it don't work, it's all lies, gotta use mine
      Ain't that right?
      That's what they say
      Every night, everyday
      Hey, we can't really be dumb if we're just following god's orders
      Well let's get serious, god knows what he's doin'
      He wrote this book here and the book says, "He made us all to be just like him"
      So, if we're dumb, then god is dumb and maybe even a little ugly on the side
      Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side
      Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side
      Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side
      Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side

      Mr. F Zappa

    81. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ramen.

    82. Re:Easy... by Detritusher · · Score: 1

      Nice. Couldn't agree more.

    83. Re:Easy... by Ambiguous+Puzuma · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. One account could have been written from a reference frame moving relative to Adam and Eve.

    84. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite what you might have heard in Logic 101 class, you can prove negatives. It's generally more difficult to prove negatives, particularly when discussing questions of existence or non-existence, but there are plenty of false statements of unique (uniary) logic that can be proved. "The sun does not rise in the _" is logically equivalent to "The sun rises in the _, _ or _".

    85. Re:Easy... by meglon · · Score: 1

      Actually, 2200-1600 years ago, and oral tradition for probably 600-700 years prior to that... after having plagiarized and stolen from Egyptian religions, which of course, were based on earlier Sumerian beliefs, which were most likely based on whatever preceded that in that general region of the world....and on... and on.. and on. Of course, that's ignoring all the rewrites of it from the last 1600 years.

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    86. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sola scriptura is not at all the same as biblical literalism. Your family are both, but literalism is not required of those who fall into the sola scriptura error. The fact is that the Bible is chock full of metaphor and parable, and understanding what is literal and what is not requires education. You just can't get there by reading one (possibly dodgy) translation.

      Catholics don't fall into that kind of error so much, because they don't run off into the corner and invent their own interpretation of the Bible. We can discuss the errors that Catholics do fall in to another time.

    87. Re:Easy... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Try saying that in front of some types of "fundamentalists" and you'll know see the meaning of "if looks can kill". They know that God didn't write out their personal copy by hand and that there was a long chain of writers and translators but they'd rather die than admit it.

    88. Re:Easy... by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is why I have to LMAO at those that take the bible literally and only read English...hello, bad translations abound! The ancient languages had many words that had different meanings based on context, or similar but different meaning based on phrasing, they were rich, deep, and complex as hell and frankly modern English...isn't. Its like trying to carve the Venus de Milo by shooting a block of granite with high explosive rounds. Sure you might end up with kinda sorta a similar shape but all the little nuances? Not a chance in hell.

      At the end of the day though it truly saddens me that here we are in the 21st century and we still have hatred, bigotry, even murders, based on what some goat herders wrote on a sheep's ass a couple of thousand years ago to explain a world he didn't understand. i mean I can produce works just as old saying the sun is Ra in a chariot but we don't actually believe that, nor do we kill anybody who doesn't believe that, yet there are people getting slaughtered every. single. day. over the stupid shit written hundreds or even thousands of years ago by fricking goat herders. personally I think we'd all be better off if we threw every last book on the fire, just wiped it all from the face of history, because its obvious as long as it exists there are gonna be fruitcakes taking that shit seriously enough to kill.

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    89. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's fine and dandy when the Catholic poster called protestant beliefs heresy?

      Captcha: Atheism

    90. Re:Easy... by carnivore302 · · Score: 1

      Easy money!

      IANABF (I am not a bible fanatic) but I think somewhere they mention that everything was created about 3000 years ago? I don't even know how to start disproving that one. Too many options!

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    91. Re:Easy... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      None of this even matters. The word "literal" no longer means "literal". Literal also means "figurative", in which case, he can probably argue that everything in the bible IS literal (in the figurative definition of the word).

    92. Re:Easy... by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No faith needed.

      Not quite that simple.

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    93. Re:Easy... by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      Parable - A parable is a succinct story, in prose or verse, which illustrates one or more instructive principles, or lessons, or (sometimes) a normative principle. It differs from a fable in that fables use animals, plants, inanimate objects, and forces of nature as characters, while parables generally feature human characters. It is a type of analogy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable. So a parable is non-factual it is a story and hence not a literal interpretation. Hence by literal interpretation it is not to be interpreted literally, so his defence is broken. Next up, provide an "ORIGINAL" copy to be analysed, interpreted and challenged ie nothing has been provided to be defended. Scientific proof must be provided first that current text matches original text.

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    94. Re:Easy... by Seumas · · Score: 2

      You are owed no particular respect for having stupid beliefs -- whether they be "non-whites and women are inferior to white men and should be treated as property" or "there's a magic man in the sky who watches everything you do and also you are not allowed to wear clothes of mixed textiles" or "2+2 == 1".

      "a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance"

      Of course, that's because what you said isn't exactly true. I can think less of you all I want. That doesn't make me hateful or intolerant of your opinions. You can have them all you want and I can think they're silly all I want. You did, however, use the right word for most of religion as historically (and currently, for that matter), practiced.

    95. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To make that claim is to profess that you do not understand what sola scriptura is. I was born in a Baptist family, a family which believes every word in the Bible is literally true and cannot begin to fathom the very possibility that any of it was false.

      I was also Baptist wehn I was young, and there was never any suggestion that the bible is completely inerrant. Perhaps your family were just crazy?

    96. Re:Easy... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      It always amuses me when people interpret the bible literally, without understanding they do so on the basis of one of a number of subjective translations based on a number of languages few people know how to read. Actually, most bible translations are translations of other bible translations.

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    97. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easy jusy ask him what type of fish were on the Ark , freshwater or saltwater?

    98. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > This is why I have to LMAO at those that take the bible literally and only read English...hello, bad translations abound!

      Except, God approved those translations, therefore the message is correct. LYAO as much as you want, but that's what is said.

    99. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example: Genesis 41:57 And all the world came to Egypt to buy grain from Joseph, because the famine was severe everywhere.

      I doubt literally ALL the world did that. I think someone should be able to scientifically prove that not all the world at that time came to Egypt to buy grain from Joseph. I doubt literally ALL the Mayans, Australian Aborigines and Chinese did that, even if there was a famine in their area. Maybe a few did but not all.

      I think Randall Monroe handled that one. ;-)

    100. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They never pay off. There is usually an angle of some sort to allow chumps like this to slip the noose. They're not trying to lose money, they're trying to make SHITLOADS of money hawking their silly beliefs to equally silly potential followers.

      By publicly stating the equivalent of, "my magical sky pixie can crush your puny 'science' and 'law,'" the chump has already won. He has already reached his victims, the ones who need to believe that horse-shit, and the vast majority of them will never hear of the end result--though I doubt there will be one. He'll probably wait a couple of years and then claim within his own circle that he took on all comers and won... by not showing up after making the public claim, of course, but he thinks nobody will be there to watch him.

      Hucksters have to kick it up a notch these days, as most of the stupi--uh, suitable membership candidates--out there have long since voted away their jobs, their savings, and their futures. They need someone to tell them all the more fervently that it's not their fault.

    101. Re:Easy... by bfandreas · · Score: 2

      The problem is, only religion does deal with absolute certainties. They do it by the way of dogma(i.e. Don't Think About It! 'Tis So!).
      Whereas a lot of science has a lot of uncertainty to it. Especially when we explain the world by models and those models are under constant refinement. We can say a lot of things with reasonable certainty. But that doesn't beat the absolute certainty that's presented by absolute and unthinking dogma.

      So this is an argument you can either win or stay honest.

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    102. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bigotry is thinking less of someone for their beliefs (or being). Thinking their beliefs are stupid while not thinking any less of the person who believes them is not bigotry.

      No, that's the beauty of it.

      A Religious person can be Wrong.

      No bigotry, not belief, we can know, as a fact, objectively, that they are wrong, and that their beliefs are harmful.

      But we are supposed to express tolerance for their views because they call it a Religion. The social history of the world can be summarized as the rest of us finally standing up and telling religious people that their rules are unacceptable in (at the time) modern society. The same infallible Holy book they hold up as an excuse to hoist their bigotry on us is littered with things they don't argue about anymore. Should we allow Christians to keep slaves? Their book says its ok, and while it forbids gay's its pretty positive on the subject of incest.

      Of course we shouldn't just because it got written down and they call it holy doesn't automatically make it Right, or acceptable. In fact, as can easily be seen it can be damn stupid. (Clothes made of two different fabrics are bad, the hell?). Just because these people have come up with a special label for their delusion doesn't make it any more acceptable. They can be wrong, and we can call them stupid for believing in such obvious garbage.

    103. Re:Easy... by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      Anglicans (basically Catholics minus the Pope and the homophobia)

      Women priests (well, vicars) too. Woe betide them if they want to get uppity and become bishops though!

      Anglican clergy can also marry people other than God.

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    104. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're forgetting about Lilith, she was created with Adam and proved to be disobedient and was then cast out of paradise. God then created eve from Adams rib.

      I'm not saying the bible is right, but you're wrong.

    105. Re:Easy... by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      It's only a discrepancy if one fails to recognise that we are dealing with two separate myths. The fact that they are 2 separate stories will be obvious to any naive (in the sense that they have not since childhood been exposed to harmonising accounts) and objective reader. Even the deities are obviously different, and not merely by name.

      And that gets us a different glaring discrepancy. This is claimed to be a literal account of what happened. Yet we have two completely different literal accounts of how humans appear on the planet.

    106. Re:Easy... by beelsebob · · Score: 2

      No, the task was not to prove the bible wrong. The task was to prove that the bible is not an accurate literal account of what happened. Even one example where it contradicts itself makes this impossible. No long, exhaustive cross examination is needed.

    107. Re:Easy... by leoaloha · · Score: 1

      Ever think Chapter one is a synopsis
      Chapter two is the detail?

    108. Re:Easy... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      ...personally I think we'd all be better off if we threw every last book on the fire...

      Careful there, you're treading on the turf of another heinous religion...

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    109. Re:Easy... by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The reason no one takes this idiot up, is because the odds are in the houses favor, and he knows it.

      The whole "prove something isn't true" thing...it doesn't work that way.

      He can't prove the non-existence of any other mythological deities, the non-existence of the invisible pink unicorn in my garage, or even disprove my chocolate teapot in the heart of the sun theory.

      Are supposed to believe everything that can't be disproven?

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    110. Re:Easy... by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Funny

      my faith flew apart until I converted to Catholicism some years ago.

      You're doing it wrong.

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    111. Re:Easy... by Edzilla2000 · · Score: 1

      How does thinking they are believing something stupid not mean you think less of them because of it?

    112. Re:Easy... by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The fact is that the Bible is chock full of metaphor and parable, and understanding what is literal and what is not requires education.

      God filled his book with logic traps to trick the people who want to believe in him?

      Only a Christian could come up with logic like that to justify all the mistakes and impossibilities in the Bible.

      It makes sense - "literal truth! Praise Jehovah!"

      It doesn't make sense - "Oh, that's a parable/metaphor. You need to be specially educated to understand that part."

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    113. Re:Easy... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Religious judges are fine. But how many judges will think the following can both be 100% literal and true?

      Genesis 41:57: And all the world came to Egypt to buy grain from Joseph, because the famine was severe everywhere.

      I doubt literally ALL the world did that. I think someone should be able to scientifically prove "within reason" that not all the world came to Egypt to buy grain from Joseph during the famine period. I doubt literally ALL the Mayans, Australian Aborigines, North American Natives and Chinese did that, even if there was a famine in their area. Maybe a few did but definitely not all. Some would have stayed home.

      God himself uses figurative language a lot in Genesis - just skim through it quickly and you'll see some: e.g. Genesis 13:14-17. Jesus uses parables and nonliteral speech a lot too.

      Maybe this idiot is one of those Christians who hasn't actually read much of the Bible - he just keeps reading a few favourite portions.

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    114. Re:Easy... by rhodium_mir · · Score: 1

      The problem is, only religion does deal with absolute certainties. They do it by the way of dogma

      Molecular biologists, too...

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    115. Re:Easy... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      > Yahweh is, for various historical reasons, rendered as LORD in the Biblical text, and is what we refer to when we use "God" as a proper noun in English.

      Except in the references you just cited. "Elohim" is rendered as "God" all over chapter 2.

      You'd better get praying that your god heals that rather nasty looking hole in your foot.

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    116. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chapter 1 - Male and Female are created simultaneously.

      Chapter 2 - Adam and Eve are created in that order.

      One of the two accounts must be false - they are mutually exclusive factual statements.

      Genesis is a collection of myths with no more truth to them then the parables.

      You are forgetting that Lilith was created and was a ball-kicker and quite abusive. Hence God creating a woman Adam could get along with unlike the first psycho bitch. It's ok though The Fallen angel Asmodeus has a strong pimp hand and has made Lilth his bitch.

    117. Re:Easy... by r_a_trip · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter. A fundamental religionist will just (to paraphrase Adam Savage) "reject your reality and substitute his own".

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    118. Re:Easy... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't worry, the major religions of today wont last forever. No one kills in the name of Zeus any more. Give it time.

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    119. Re:Easy... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      > See the heading at verse 4, Chapter 2?

      Nope: http://www.mechon-mamre.org/p/pt/pt0102.htm

      It's your NIV (and every other English language translation) that is "derivative".

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    120. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bigotry is thinking less of someone for their beliefs (or being). Thinking their beliefs are stupid while not thinking any less of the person who believes them is not bigotry.

      I agree with your conclusion in the second sentence, but your specific definition just doesn't work. If someone loudly and sincerely believes that your wife is a total slut, that you are a murderer who got away with it and that the earth is obviously flat, are you quite sure that you wouldn't think any less of that person? Not even the slightest little smidgen? How about someone who denies the holocaust, thinks Nazi's are just misunderstood pals, thinks that the people who died on 9/11 "had it coming", that all rape victims are themselves responsible for their predicament, thinks that women should never speak in the presence of men and that female circumcision is not just a good idea - it's a moral duty? If thinking less of people for their beliefs is all it takes to be a bigot then there are only two kinds of people: people who admit that they are bigots and liars. That renders the concept meaningless in the first place.

    121. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very easy to debunk...

      We know at a genetic level that men are basically "defective" women, there's plenty of proof for this, from the way sexual organs develop and differentiate to various intersex condtions and transgender identities. At the DNA level, the Y chromosome is basically junk DNA other than the SRY gene. Males get stuck with baldness, colorblindness, and all sorts of genetically transmitted problems due to the lack of the redundant X chromosome.

      As for "well gee how did we come into being if males are just defective females huh?" Cause we can't reproduce asexually. Maybe millions of years ago whatever our predecessors evolved from were less sexually distinct and the Y chromosome was really an X chromosome with SRY turned on.

      Anyway regarding the topic. It's a lot easier to debunk creationism as a whole. When you get into specific points, there is some proof that maybe the bible is simply proof of time travelers dicking around or aliens or something passing along knowledge ("the apple from the tree of wisdom") like the references to food toxicity (eg pork, shellfish.) Either our predecessors were really stupid (likely) and someone finally said "god said not to eat that" to get their family to stop getting sick and dying, or someone who knew how to analyze these foods told them. Likewise with the Adultery topic, since it spreads diseases.

      If you want proof of god... god is death.

    122. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A wall is just there, and even if you stop believing in the wall, you will still hit your head if you try to run through it.

      Yes, you'll hit your head but not on a wall.

    123. Re:Easy... by DrXym · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have to wonder how anybody could possibly believe it's full of contradictions and absurdity. The contradictions start when one half of the book is about vengeful, spiteful, cruel god who'll kill the shit out of you in imaginatively sadistic ways, and the other half features a non-interventionist, loving god whose gay son does crowd pleasing magic tricks.

    124. Re:Easy... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Chapter 2 verse 18, before the animals are mentioned, and after man is created, does not use the relative past tense. It contains a moment of pondering, stopping the sequence of events and separating what has been done from what will follow, and only after that are the animals created:
      "It is not good that the man should be alone; I *will* make ..."
      http://www.mechon-mamre.org/p/pt/pt0102.htm

      Where in your pulled-out-of-your-arse flow of time does god's pondering fit in? If it's after the animals are created, why did he forget about them during his ponder - is he a bit stupid, or something? (Clearly yes, because the believers are created in Gods image, and we know the believers are more than a bit stupid.)

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    125. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wifecal inerrancy without wifecal literalism isn't impossible: it just means that whenever what you thought the Wife meant turns out to be false, well, then that's not actually what she meant.

      For all the married men out there . . .

    126. Re:Easy... by fatphil · · Score: 0

      > In the absence of an expert in ancient Hebrew, I'd say that there's not enough information to comment definitively on the tenses

      So, what would you say to chastise the idiot who earlier said:
      >> No, it wasn't. Chapter 2 verse 18 uses the past tense "the Lord God *had* formed".
      emphasis his.

      Ooops, that was *you* being so definitive earlier.

      Oh my - hypocrisy found in a god-botherer - tell me it can't be so!

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    127. Re:Easy... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      To point out believing in myths is a bad habit is not bigotry.

      Hey I wonder if Mythbusters could take this on?!

    128. Re:Easy... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      True, but that's the most glaring one. Also, if you can't make it to chapter two without a discrepancy, what hope is there for the rest of it?

      Wherever there's a discrepancy they'll just say "Oh, that bit's metaphorical, you have to interpret it as XXXXXX."

      You can't win with these people. Ever.

      If you want to do something about him it has to be along the lines of publicly saying you'll take him up on the bet _after_ he proves the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist. Hope that at least some other people will see the huge fail in his logic.

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    129. Re:Easy... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      I don't know anyone who doesn't have a least a few stupid beliefs.

      (Present company excepted, of course!)

    130. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Genesis 1 and 2 are obviously different accounts (they're both describing the same event, after all) but that doesn't necessarily mean they're contradictory.

      They're directly contradictory of each other.

      11 And God said: 'Let the earth put forth grass, herb yielding seed, and fruit-tree bearing fruit after its kind, wherein is the seed thereof, upon the earth.' And it was so.
      12 And the earth brought forth grass, herb yielding seed after its kind, and tree bearing fruit, wherein is the seed thereof, after its kind; and God saw that it was good.
      13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day.

      4 These are the generations of the heaven and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made earth and heaven.
      5 No shrub of the field was yet in the earth, and no herb of the field had yet sprung up; for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground;
      9 And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

      So there were plants on the third day but no plants after seven days? I don't think your God knew what was going on.

    131. Re:Easy... by pla · · Score: 1

      As a Catholic, disproving the Bible means little to me since it is only a part of my faith, not the whole foundation of it. Protestants however must frantically fight to prove the book entirely correct because of their subscription to the sola scriptura heresy which separates them from Catholicism.

      Ever notice how they call it the first COMMANDMENT, not the first suggestion?

      But hey, no worries friend, I've skipped all the "Mary" bullshit and gone right over to goddess worship. Gets you way more - ahem - "goddesses incarnate". ;)

    132. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's entirely clear what happened: God made a man, Adam, and a woman, not named here ("male and female he created them"). But then, he only put the Adam ("the man he had formed", note that there's no mention of the woman) into Eden. Of course, Adam felt alone now. Since God couldn't admit his fault, he still didn't allow the first woman into Eden, but instead made a new woman, Eve, by cloning her from one of Adam's adult stem cells from the marrow of his ribs. This also explains why women are XX, while men are XY. On the first mitosis of the stem cell, God arranged it so that both copies of Adam's X chromosome ended up in one of the new cells, and both of the Y chromosomes in the other. The YY cell died, and the XX cell became Eve. :-)

    133. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a discrepancy and the Bible is not necessarily in chronological order. 2 Timothy 3:16 tells us all scripture are inspired of God." Jesus believed that Genesis was literal (Mathew 19:4-6). In fact if you don't believe in Genesis the rest of the Bible makes no sense. At Genesis 3:15 God gives a prophecy about how he will accomplish his purpose and the rest of the Bible is how fulfills that prophecy. I encourage you to actually study the Bible rather than believe what the scholars think. Note what Jesus says at Matthew 11:25.

    134. Re:Easy... by pla · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Thinking their beliefs are stupid while not thinking any less of the person who believes them is not bigotry.

      Well then, hand me my bigot badge, which I'll wear proudly.

      Yes, I do think less of people who lack the critical thinking skills to observe the glaring internally inconsistencies in the ancestors' fairy tales to which they so desperately cling.

      We all want a purpose in a meaningless world, and most of us don't really like the idea of dying all that much. "Made of meat" doesn't give you a pass on Intro to Logic, however.

    135. Re:Easy... by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or... you are just a bigot yourself.

      I belonged to a Baptist church with an openly gay pastor, and it was in the South, and one of the largest churches around.

      The part that makes you a bigot is the negative stereotyping that doesn't hold true with even the most limited scrutiny.

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    136. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO, leaving the snake handlers is the best thing he did.

    137. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chapter one: Adam and an unnamed woman (some call her Lillith) are created as equals.

      Chapter two: Adam gets bored of this arrangement, and God promises to create him a woman who will do his bidding. She is named Eve.

      Later: The sons of Adam and Eve leave to find wives. With only Adam and Eve, this does not make sense, as any females on the planet would be their sisters, who didn't leave. But they do leave, and they do return with wives. Where did they come from?

      Well, if Adam f**ked Lillith (or whatever you want to call her) before kicking her out and getting Eve instead, half sisters would be a possibility.

      Not only does this disprove that the statements are necessarily mutually exclusive, it's also the only way the first several chapters make any sense.

    138. Re:Easy... by Dan+Dankleton · · Score: 1

      True, but that's the most glaring one. Also, if you can't make it to chapter two without a discrepancy, what hope is there for the rest of it?

      Wherever there's a discrepancy they'll just say "Oh, that bit's metaphorical, you have to interpret it as XXXXXX."

      But he's asking people to disprove that Genesis is literally true. If he is saying that the discrepancies are caused by some of Genesis not being literally true then his argument vanishes in a puff of logic.

    139. Re:Easy... by flyneye · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, if you forget the pain-in-the-ass literal translationists and get over just-any-ol-thing to piss them off, relax and take a look at what it is.
      1. First book of the Pentaeuch, the Talmud,the history of the Hebrew peoples. Possibly rewritten from memory by the prophet Ezra and attributed to Moishe (thats Moses before the Greeks misspelled it.)
      2.These are the stories that were handed down in a verbal tradition from a people lacking written language for the period portrayed. Some embellishment is expected.
      3. The Adam( Hebrew word for Man as in Mankind) and Eve story is someone remembering the oldest memorable person in the lineage and the story they were told. It amounts to the emergence of Man ( we will define it as the emergence of Man with developed introspection, which places it fairly accurately for a verbal tradition. Why would these people leave lovely lush Bablylonia at the fork of the Tigress and Euphrates? The story seeks to relate that to the listener who would be a Hebrew learning his history.
      4 The "begets" and the impossible longevity problem. The odd thing is why this is such a mystery. Every one of those names represents a tribe or a place , not necessarily just an individual. So we can say that from Enoch to Methuselah these represent the loosely knit stone age tribes of the Hebrews. The ages give the longevity of the tribe or settlement.
      5. Noahs Ark; we know there was a great flood in what is now Armenia, in the valley below the Ararat range (it was a range, not an individual mountain) Watermarks show HIGH water. This was their world, therefore the World was flooded. Remember this is how they explained their history to each other, lacking written language.
      Oddly, there is also another tradition that places Gilgamesh in the boat, rather than Noah, but that is someone else, another time.

      This just scratches the surface of Genesis and the details it gives, there is much, much more. I recommend " Azimovs Guide to the Bible" as a good read to find more. Yes, it was written by Issac Azimov, from a Jewish/ secular perspective. He really is a great author and scholar outside of science fiction.

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    140. Re:Easy... by jimicus · · Score: 2

      > The ancient languages had many words that had different meanings based on context, or similar but different meaning based on phrasing, they were rich, deep, and complex as hell and frankly modern English...isn't.

      Err... excuse me. English is full of different meanings based on context. The thing is, today we have a strong written culture and - necessity being the mother of invention - spelling to provide the context we need. Without spelling, ewe wood be righting like this.

    141. Re:Easy... by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >How does thinking they are believing something stupid not mean you think less of them because of it?

      Because even smart people are wrong sometimes. Because even a genius can occasionally do or think something stupid.

      I know some very religious people who are highly intelligent, caring, charitable and extremely honest people that I have tremendous respect for, I still think their beliefs are stupid though - but I don't think THEY are stupid, I just think nobody is smart enough not to be wrong some of the time.
      I have religious friends who respect me, indeed love me, yet they think my lack of religious commitment is stupid. Not all believers make fire-and-brimmstone speeches - not all of them are bigots, likewise not all atheists are bigots regarding religion.

      What you believe (or not believe) is a choice, how you treat those who believe something else is also a choice.
      Thinking somebody has a stupid belief is guaranteed by the mere existence of the first choice, thinking that this means he cannot be an equal person with equal rights does not follow from that, if you go there, the bigotry is your own responsibility.*

      *The one catch is when the former encourages a choice in the latter - e.g. a religion that dictates you treat other religions with bigottry - but I have never encountered a religion among any of the major ones where such a compunction is actually an undeniable part of the system. Many interpret the bible in a way that encourages bigotry - many others interpret it in a way that actively DISCOURAGE bigotry (for example - there are parts that specifically make it wrong to try and enforce your faith onto others with violence or pressure) - how a specific Christian acts is largely a matter of which sections he CHOOSES to focus on and how he personally clarifies the apparent contradiction. The same goes for the Q'uran.

      When somebody is a bigot, blame him for it, not his religion or indeed, his lack of one.

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    142. Re: Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on now...you religious nuts don't know what the word bigot means do you...all fundies are bigots (if they take the bible literally, they must see many as lower class)

      People that accept your religion is full of crap are far from bigots...theyve awaken from a coma of rationality.

    143. Re:Easy... by SirGarlon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Fuck Christianity. The only thing it has going for it is that it's not quite as evil as Islam.

      So that whole thing about "do unto others as you would have them do to you" is, according to you, complete bullshit and not worth considering?

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    144. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are at least as much protestant churches as there are protestants.

    145. Re:Easy... by DigitalReverend · · Score: 1

      Chapter 1 is the summary of the creation, chapter 2 goes into details.

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    146. Re:Easy... by tgd · · Score: 1

      Well, it is generally accepted that we are all matrilinearly decended from the same woman, Mitochondrial Eve, I think this pretty much scientifically disproves there being two women at creation, unless one mothered no daughters.

      Frakin' toasters.

    147. Re:Easy... by smpoole7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > The ancient languages had many words that had different meanings ...

      So does English. "I bear" can mean that I'm a large furry animal with bad grammar, or that I carry something. (And try explaining the Greek aorist tense to someone whose language doesn't even include the concept.) :)

      The entire thread has been fascinating as a window into how people think, though. I wish life was as cut and dried and black and white as some here seem to think.

      Look: people can (and will) believe whatever they want. The best you can hope for is that they TRY to be as objective as possible: to acknowledge the bad AND the good. The only complaint I have about your polemic is that it totally ignores the latter. One example of millions (which I've used here before): the late Danny Thomas' devout Catholic faith created the St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital.

      Some people are good. Some are bad. Some commit atrocities, whether in the name of God or secular humanism or atheistic communism. The fact is that Stalin and Pol Pot, both avowed atheists, managed between them to kill more people than Christians have managed to do since a guy named Jesus founded the thing 2,000 years ago. And in far less time.

      It amuses me that today's atheists are quick to distance themselves from these two guys, but they won't allow me (a Christian) to put distance between myself and, say, a guy like Fred Phelps with the Westboro Baptist Church. "Ah, you're all just whackjobs, what's the difference?" :)

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    148. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's impossible for you but god can make it so that both a and !a are true.

    149. Re:Easy... by Pieroxy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Fuck Christianity. The only thing it has going for it is that it's not quite as evil as Islam.

      So that whole thing about "do unto others as you would have them do to you" is, according to you, complete bullshit and not worth considering?

      Your point is so much irrelevant that I don't even know why I spend time answering it. Do you mean to say that "do unto others as you would have them do to you" is patented by Christians and nobody else should ever use it?

      Religions are a mix between a set of faith and a set of values. When we say it's complete bullshit we mean it as a whole, not that every idea ever produced by a Christian is bullshit.

      Grow up. Realize these are just fairy tales. You're probably big enough to decide for yourself what's good and bad. No need for a 2000 years old book for that.

    150. Re:Easy... by robthebloke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, I live in the UK and in the last year we've had http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20415689>this and this as the two biggest church news stories of the year. Whilst the majority think that the church *should* move with the times, and should allow women bishops, and should allow gay people into the church. The church (of england) as an organisation, still [b]actively discriminates[/b] against women and gay people. They have finally allowed gay clergy, it comes with the caveat that they must remain celibate (which is not equality in any sense of the word). When I see women bishops in the Church of England, a female pope in the vatican, and gay people openly welcomed into the church, will be the day that I stop pointing out the bigotry that exists within Christianity.

    151. Re:Easy... by robthebloke · · Score: 1

      Links screwed up: link1 link2

    152. Re: Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only insight the bible gives to tr human condition is its fear of the unknown. The "insight" it provides is one of magic and myth. I don't find the story All dogs go
      To heaven insightful, do you?

    153. Re:Easy... by julesh · · Score: 1

      You know you might be onto something there. Let's see the definition of "literal":

      A.A adj.

      1. a.A.1.a Of or pertaining to letters of the alphabet; of the nature of letters, alphabetical; expressed by letters, written.

      Yep, "expressed by letters, written" is clearly true.

      2.A.2 Of a translation, version, transcript, etc.: Representing the very words of the original; verbally exact. Also, (the) exact (words of a passage).

      At least some biblical translations attempt to represent the words of the original exactly, so this could be true also.

      Sure, there are other meaning sof "literal", but who cares about those, right?

    154. Re:Easy... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, it doesn't. Per Genesis, we're all matrilineally descended from Noah's wife.

      This is incorrect. According to Genesis, Noah's three sons were married before the flood. Which means that Genesis tells us that none of us are matrilineally descended from Noah's wife. It is only one the father's side that Noah's grandsons were descended from him and his wife. Or to put it another way, per the Genesis account, none of the genetic material today that is transmitted exclusively from the mother comes from Noah's wife.

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    155. Re:Easy... by 3nails4aFalseProphet · · Score: 1

      That's a very similar viewpoint to one of my favorite xkcd comics: http://xkcd.com/154/

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    156. Re:Easy... by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      It's worth mentioning that women bishops were voted against not by the ordained ministers, but by the laity, who are essentially just trumped-up churchgoers.

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    157. Re:Easy... by alphax45 · · Score: 1

      What's a phone book? (It's 2013!) ;)

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    158. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Genesis says we are all matrilineally descended from Noah's son's wives

    159. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The only way to know what it really says is to learn the languages and read the original scrolls and tablets. Something tells me that in A.D. 33, people didn't speak Ye Olde English.

      20 books of the Old Testament are in some denominations, but not others. A lot of this originated in AD 325 at the First Council of Nicaea. If you want to believe that it's all true, then read the whole thing, not just what a collection of men decided upon in ancient times.

    160. Re:Easy... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      As a Catholic, disproving the Bible means little to me since it is only a part of my faith, not the whole foundation of it. Protestants however must frantically fight to prove the book entirely correct because of their subscription to the sola scriptura heresy which separates them from Catholicism.

      To me, Genesis is a collection of myths with a spiritual truth to be discerned from them. They are instructive stories, not a literal chronicle of events.

      And the funny part of that is that Catholics wrote and edited the bible before the Protestants got hold of it.

    161. Re:Easy... by Alioth · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's easy to disprove the invisible pink unicorn in your garage: the unicorn cannot be both pink and invisible at the same time; it has to be visible to have a colour. However, this does not disprove that there is a visible pink unicorn in your garage nor does it disprove that you have a colourless and invisible unicorn in your garage.

      We can disprove the visible pink unicorn quite easily just by looking for it and not finding it.

      Therefore, you have a colourless invisible unicorn in your garage.

    162. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm... You don't have the slightest idea of what you're ranting about, do you???

    163. Re:Easy... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      in fact, if Slashdot wasn't stuck in the pre-unicode past

      Slashdot does support unicode, it's just that the majority of unicode is blacklisted in their slashcode setup.

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    164. Re:Easy... by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 5, Funny

      I knew I forgot to do something this morning. I thought I just left the stove on. Hold on, brb.

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    165. Re:Easy... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      They've got tails have they? I knew they had wings, but tails!

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    166. Re:Easy... by jedidiah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes. However, the other guy does bring up a good point. There are such things as biblical scholars and they generally don't take the bible literally. This includes both Jews and Xians. Pretty much anyone with half a brain has gotten past the whole "word for word" idea a long time ago.

      Given the nature of the work, it's kind of necessary really. You either adjust or sound like some toddler from the bronze age.

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    167. Re:Easy... by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >why did he forget about them during his ponder - is he a bit stupid, or something?

      Have you ever seen a platypus ? ... Or maybe that just answers the question: "Did God himself actually smoke any of the marijuana he left growing all over the planet..."

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    168. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Without spelling, ewe wood be righting like this.

      Piers Anthony! What are you doing here?

    169. Re:Easy... by newcastlejon · · Score: 2

      What you describe are homonyms, not really what the parent was referring to. It would be more accurate to say that we have different words such as "bear", "withstand", "tolerate" etc. I still disagree with the notion that modern languages aren't as rich and nuanced as their ancient precursors; in fact, I'm inclined to think that the opposite may be true as more time has passed for neologisms to be created. For example, I doubt that ancient Greeks had a word equivalent to "serendipity", not when they supposedly hadn't even got round to making the distinction between blue and bronze (to be taken in jest).

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    170. Re:Easy... by darjen · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately there are very few Christians who actually follow that advice. The vast majority of them have no problem occupying and bombing middle eastern countries, for one small example.

    171. Re:Easy... by Yoda222 · · Score: 1

      If there is a discrepancy between the bible and an observation, the observation is wrong. (it's easy to conclude that, as the bible is right)

    172. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Biblical inerrancy without biblical literalism isn't impossible: it just means that whenever what you thought the Bible meant turns out to be false, well, then that's not actually what it meant.

      Biblical inerrancy means using some common sense when people use poetic or symbolic tropes, like talking about the Spear of God, or his Shield, or God being a Tower or Refuge to run into. The list can go on for hundreds of pages in examples. The things told literally, as in Job, where God appears as a great storm, despite so much of Job being poetic as well, means the book isn't erroneous: it's just using all the language tools to communicate something normally beyond human understanding as well as language can. This is English Lit 101 stuff, not Biblical doctrine.

    173. Re:Easy... by 3nails4aFalseProphet · · Score: 1

      To point out believing in myths is a bad habit is not bigotry.

      Hey I wonder if Mythbusters could take this on?!

      Wasn't that the premise of pretty much every episode of "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!"? They covered talking to the dead, magnet therapy, alien abductions, creationism, ESP, 9/11 truthers, ghost hunters, cryptozoology, exorcisms, homeopathic medicine, astrology, vaccinations causing autism, yadda, yadda, yadda.

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    174. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The fact is that the Bible is chock full of metaphor and parable, and understanding what is literal and what is not depends on what ideology you are pushing.

    175. Re:Easy... by wbr1 · · Score: 1

      as-salmu alaikum wa rahmatul-lhi wa baraktuh

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      Silence is a state of mime.
    176. Re:Easy... by IRWolfie- · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that people didn't know not to do things to people that they wouldn't like other people to do to them until some guy pointed it out?

    177. Re:Easy... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Of course I bet his list of possible judges includes only religious ones

      That is what I was thinking. This seems like a very rigged game to garner headlines when the judge decides against science. Much like 3 card monte it seems simple enough except for the slight of hand or in this case the pre-approved list of judges.

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    178. Re:Easy... by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, tell me something I don't know. Christians have a special word for not following that advice: "sin." It turns out to be not the easiest advice to follow. But I fail to see how somebody who tries to do it, and fails, is worse than one who doesn't try.

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    179. Re:Easy... by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      comprehensively disproven.

      LOL.

      God is god. Don't you know he can do anything in any order he wants to?

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    180. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do unto others as you would have them do to you is a moral system attributed to Confucius, not Christianity.

    181. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think that this lesson came from Christianity? That we as people could not figure out on our own that if we treated people horribly, we would be treated horribly in return? I'm not saying fuck religion. It has its uses for some people. I am only saying your argument does not stand up.

    182. Re:Easy... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Bigotry is treating people with hatred, contempt and intolerance based on your own prejudices of their religion (or race or ethnic group etc.). Attacking the belief system itself is not bigotry. It might be insensitive, but I think a lot of religions are incredibly intolerant to other religions, so why shouldn't we be able to speak our mind?

      There will always be people who can get offended, so rather than avoiding any possible offense, it makes far more sense to not sugar-coat your words unnecessarily (there's times and places for tact, though). The bible does read like a fairy tale. Who can seriously believe the whole 6 day creation story and god acting like a spoiled brat when his "pet" humans don't do as they're told?

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    183. Re:Easy... by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of Anglicans who are not minus the homophobia.

    184. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bigotry is not "thinking less" of someone for their beliefs. A bigot is defined as "a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.

    185. Re:Easy... by heathen_01 · · Score: 1

      It's not real invisibility, it's using an SEP field. However for all practical purposes it can be said to be invisible.

    186. Re:Easy... by Lazere · · Score: 1

      What if, instead of reflecting visible light, it reflected ultraviolet light? And what if, animals who are equipped to see ultraviolet light see it as what we call pink? This could satisfy both the invisible and pink requirements. (Biblical literalist thinking in action)

    187. Re:Easy... by Lazere · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this is true of Baptists, but I can say from experience that Methodists share no such compulsion.

    188. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not correct. This is the way it happened ;-)

      After each old universe is destroyed nothing is left but a vast ocean. Floating on this ocean, resting on the great snake Ananta, is Lord Vishnu. Some say that a lotus flower springs from his navel and from this comes Lord Brahma. And it is from Lord Brahma that all creation comes.
      How dies Lord Brahma create? Some tell of how he grows lonely and splits himself in two to create male and female. Then he becomes one again and human beings are created. In the same way he creates all the other living things, from the great animals to the tiniest insects.

    189. Re:Easy... by amanaplanacanalpanam · · Score: 2

      If you really think kicking the habit will do any good...

    190. Re:Easy... by WGFCrafty · · Score: 1

      True, but that's the most glaring one. Also, if you can't make it to chapter two without a discrepancy, what hope is there for the rest of it?

      Biblical scholars (as opposed to the nutjob putting up this award) theorize that the books of Moses are assembled from at least three traditions. This becomes more clear when looking at the original Hebrew - the words used for "God" change where in English they are translated into the same word. As a Catholic, disproving the Bible means little to me since it is only a part of my faith, not the whole foundation of it. Protestants however must frantically fight to prove the book entirely correct because of their subscription to the sola scriptura heresy which separates them from Catholicism.

      To me, Genesis is a collection of myths with a spiritual truth to be discerned from them. They are instructive stories, not a literal chronicle of events.

      Do you think that is because the Catholic church forbid non-priests to read the bible for a bit more than a millennia, or another reason?

    191. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it doesn't. The truth isn't bigotry and there is no reason to hide it.

    192. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away". -- Philip K. Dick

    193. Re:Easy... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Also, for what it's worth, I don't agree with the arguments for a literal interpretation of Genesis (few outside the US do), but I do believe in Biblical inerrancy.

      So the bible means what you think it means, unless someone finds a contradiction in which case you didn't really think it meant that? It's easy to be inerrant when you can change the interpretation of the text to fit whatever you want it to mean.

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    194. Re:Easy... by SirGarlon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're probably big enough to decide for yourself what's good and bad.

      Sure, but I don't have the hubris to think that my uninformed whims and impulses are the best possible moral decisions anyone could make. So it's useful to have a handbook, even a set of fairy tales as you put it, to put things in perspective.

      I'm not asking you to come to Jesus or anything. I'm just asking you to dial back the contempt a little, and recognize that like it or not, that 2000 year old book of fairy tales has had a profound and enduring influence on Western civilization. And even to entertain the possibility that its influence was not all bad.

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      [Sir Garlon] is the marvellest knight that is now living, for he destroyeth many good knights, for he goeth invisible.
    195. Re:Easy... by amanaplanacanalpanam · · Score: 1

      In my experience, being omniscient does indeed cause one to be easily sidetracked.

    196. Re:Easy... by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Is there any other kind of churchgoer?

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      If you think someone isn't free to have a different definition of "freedom" you may be a tyrant.
    197. Re:Easy... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Well, it's colorless and pink. Believe it or not the "invisible and pink" part of invisible pink unicorn is part of the satire. The concept of God contains many such apparent contradictions, and if someone latched onto "invisible pink" as a counter-argument, it would set the debater up for identically structured arguments directed at God.

      It's like if you simultaneously play to chess grandmasters, you can either beat one or tie both for sure.

    198. Re:Easy... by Somebody+Is+Using+My · · Score: 1

      Me too, except my family were Seventh Day Advent Hoppists. They believed that every Sunday should be spent hopping. They would hop to church, hop through the service, then hop back home again. See, they took the Bible literally. Adam and Eve; the snake and the apple... Took it word for word. Unfortunately, their version had a misprint. It was all based on 1 Corinthians 13, where it says "Faith, hop and charity, and the greatest of these is hop." So that's what they did. Every seventh day. I tell you, Sunday lunchtimes were a nightmare. Hopping round the table, serving soup -- we all had to wear sou'esters and asbestos underpants.

      (with apologies to Grant & Naylor, although it does bring up an interesting point: /which/ version of Genesis is being used for this contenst? Lexham English Bible? King James? Old Latin? The original Greek? The Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church canon? There are subtle differences between them all.)

    199. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't see gravity, but try jumping off a cliff expecting to float. Just because you imagine there is nothing worthy of putting your faith in does not make it true. You can't see the wind either, but you can see the effects of it when it blows. Likewise I look around the world at the disparity between plants, animals, humans, and their complex systems. I look at aquatic life and geological compounds. All of them different. From an explosion in space? Not likely. LOL - and they talk about the Bible being a fairy tale. I'm sorry, but I see the Bible as the more plausible explanation. I might not be able see God, but I see enough evidence in His creation to suggest that He's there.

      Scientists can't even agree among themselves about... well anything really. How old is the earth? Oh, there are plenty of folks who have made assertions, but the truth is that no one really knows. How about global warming? Is it happening? Is it caused by man? Is it complemented by cooling over time? Is it a natural cycle? I know what I believe, but even science hasn't given us anything definitive. It's all just theories supported loosely by incomplete evidence based on what was taken into consideration at the time. Since we don't know everything how could we possibly know what data plays into that equation? Add to that a fair amount of shrill rhetoric and what you get is next to useless. Sure, a wall is a wall. But not everything in life is so cut and dried. Do you really feel comfortable hanging your eternal destination on something so flimsy? I don't.

    200. Re:Easy... by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      It IS pink, it just has an alpha value of 0.0

    201. Re:Easy... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      The problem is if you look at what people actually believe by survey, they really do take huge swaths of the bible literally. Here's 64+% of U.S. (self-identified) Christians in 2006. You're accusing what appears to be a super-majority of your religion of not having half a brain.

    202. Re:Easy... by WGFCrafty · · Score: 1

      I will gladly fund your novel (kickstarter!). Just tell me, who is David, Pharaoh, and Moses?

    203. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just says that God took a rib and made a woman out of it, doesn't say how many ribs Adam had before or how many ribs Eve had after. Just cause people believe something about religion doesn't mean it is in the book.

    204. Re:Easy... by Pieroxy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm just asking you to dial back the contempt a little, and recognize that like it or not, that 2000 year old book of fairy tales has had a profound and enduring influence on Western civilization. And even to entertain the possibility that its influence was not all bad.

      Well, that's where we disagree. I agree that the influence of the book wasn't all bad, but I claim the influence of the book did much more bad than good. The so-called "influence on Western civilization" is little more than holding it back.

    205. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second the advice to get as far away from churches -- especially Baptists and Methodists -- as you can. The people there are obviously easily fooled and indoctrinated into their culture of total immersion in fantasy. These simpletons and their policies of harm will do no good to you, your family, and our society.

    206. Re:Easy... by The_R_Meister · · Score: 0

      By your logic (and your words), atheism is a hate group that discriminates against Christians. Disagreeing with someone is different than hating someone is different than discriminating against them.

    207. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong; Noah's three son's wives aren't necessarily closely related to Noah's wife; that's four 'mothers' easily.

    208. Re:Easy... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      If you assume that a unicorn has a body that is non-gaseous, you could disprove the existence of an invisible unicorn in the garage by sealing the garage and filling it with water... then measuring the volume of water that you put into the garage compared with the measured volume of the garage. If they are the same, there's nothing invisible in the garage.

    209. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can only have so many crusades against your fellow man before you start to ask why the fuck is that even acceptable.

      Fuck 'in the name-isms'. Fuck nazi-ism. Fuck islam. Fuck christianity. Fuck all indoctrinations ordering us into a nice and neat 'us vs them' primitive mentality.

    210. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with you for the most part, I must point out that when you say something is "complete bullshit" that means every part of it is bullshit which as you pointed out isn't true in this case. You'd have been better served to say "mostly bullshit".

    211. Re:Easy... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      "pink" is caused by a particular combination of visible frequencies.... other creatures may respond to non-visible portions of the EM spectrum, but it still isn't really pink, regardless of how such a creature might supposedly perceive it.

    212. Re:Easy... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      If you re-read carefully my comment, you will find no hate, nor any indication that I am upset in any way.

      As far as disproving the Bible, you know as well as I do that it"s impossible. You cannot prove something doesn't exist. For example: try to disprove that Harry Potter. Hmmmm, not easy now, is it?

      There will be no judgement but in your head (or by a jury of your peers if you infringe the law). God is a fairy tale, along with Santa, the Tooth Fairy and the easter bunny. Why people believe in such nonsense is beyond me but hey, go right ahead.

      And no, you don't need a God to help others, you need a heart. That's a different thing altogether. That's a common argument by believers that atheists are "teh evil" because they don't have the guidance "of the true God". Where did you get the idea that nonbelievers only live for themselves? They care too. That's called empathy. Perfectly humanoid feeling unrelated to any sort of magic.

    213. Re:Easy... by BobNET · · Score: 1

      And then Jesus showed up and endorsed binary counting:

      "All you need to say is simply 'Yes' or 'No'; anything beyond this comes from the evil one."
      -- Matthew 5:37

    214. Re:Easy... by SirGarlon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We may disagree less than you think. I think the bad influence comes not from the book, but from the people who thump it instead of reading it, and use that to justify whatever their baser instincts tell them. I'm not sure whether they outnumber the people who do their best to live by it, but their influence is probably more visible. :-(

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      [Sir Garlon] is the marvellest knight that is now living, for he destroyeth many good knights, for he goeth invisible.
    215. Re:Easy... by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Ah, but if you believe in biblical literacy and divine inspiration, then it doesn't matter that it has been translated to English.

    216. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but if the programmer shall attempt to dingle his dongle then that shall non pc be and into outer darkness shall they ever be forever forth to code cobol.

    217. Re:Easy... by jittles · · Score: 1

      Chapter 1 - Male and Female are created simultaneously.

      Chapter 2 - Adam and Eve are created in that order.

      One of the two accounts must be false - they are mutually exclusive factual statements.

      Genesis is a collection of myths with no more truth to them then the parables.

      You act like you are the first person to ever notice this discrepancy. If you read the bible, you'll see that God indicates that a day unto him is like unto a 1000 years for mankind, or some such thing. People who believe in Genesis believe that chapter 1 is a basic overview of the entire creation process. There is no need to separate out the act of creating Adam and then Eve because its a basic overview to allow the reader to understand the big picture as things get a little more detailed.

      I don't really care one way or another what people believe on the matter, it doesn't change my beliefs (or lack thereof as the case may be). But you have to stop and think that books have used this same format since the beginning. Go run to the store and buy an intro to chemistry or physics, biology, history, or politics and you'll see that chapter 1 is almost always an intro to the subject matter that they want you to learn. It's no surprise that the oldest known collection of books would start the same way. Genesis itself spans thousands of years.

      In fact, if you look at the Mormon faith, they believe that Adam and Eve passed an indeterminate amount of time in the garden of Eden before they became aware of good and evil, life and death. But how long does Genesis actually spend going over that portion of the story? Very little time at all, because its insignificant whether it was one day or a billion years. So no, I would not say that your little contradiction proves or disproves anything. It just proves that chapter 1 is clearly a very brief and general summary of creation.

    218. Re:Easy... by asylumx · · Score: 1

      I also wonder if this means that the omnipotent God tried several thousand times to create a suitable helper and failed (thus generating all the different types of animals).

    219. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And doesn't that sort of make the idea of proving the book of Genesis false impossible?

      Shh, you'll give away the scam.

      Nevermind that proving a negative, as a general rule, is impossible....

      Why do people think this? It's very easy to prove a negative. You show A or not-A (i.e., that this is a valid dichotomy), then you show that when A, some other contradiction occurs, therefore not-A. It's done all the time.

    220. Re:Easy... by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      That's because the stories are from two different observers in different frames of reference; sheesh!

      Obviously, one of them was in Ezekiel's spaceship.

      (Now we know were Einstein got the idea.)

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      Great minds think alike; fools seldom differ.
    221. Re: Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Colours do not exist. Only in your brain. Other creatures can have other brains and eyes and thereby sense different "colours".

      Your point is invalid and not true.

    222. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone with half a brain knows the damn book can be interpreted literally. I read it as a terraformed planet seeded by beings that are advanced in building biological machines. What is the deal with everyone just assuming the christian "god" is some omnipotent being in another dimension or something? Can it not just be a creator?

      But you slashtards think it's more likely that life evolved by coincidence and random chance. That's about as fucking dumb as thinking humans rose up from dust on the ground.

    223. Re:Easy... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Wait. Why would you not think less of a person who holds stupid beliefs? If you hold stupid beliefs you are stupid. That's not bigotry, that's reality.

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    224. Re:Easy... by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      If you re-read carefully my comment, you will find no hate, nor any indication that I am upset in any way.

      Perhaps I misunderstood what you meant by "fuck Christianity." Maybe in the future you can be more clear.

      Where did you get the idea that nonbelievers only live for themselves?

      I don't have that idea, and I don't believe I expressed it. I'm sorry if I did! I've definitely heard it expressed but it's a load of crap. I think the Bible-thumpers who say things like that are looking for reasons to hate the other team, and then taking some very select passages out of context to justify the hate. It's possibly the worst problem Christianity as an institution has, and needs reform. It pisses me off. If you want to talk about the shortcomings of Christianity, this is going to be a long conversation.

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      [Sir Garlon] is the marvellest knight that is now living, for he destroyeth many good knights, for he goeth invisible.
    225. Re:Easy... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I still think their beliefs are stupid though - but I don't think THEY are stupid, I just think nobody is smart enough not to be wrong some of the time.

      It's OK to be wrong some of the time. What makes you stupid is not correcting yourself when you discover that you are wrong. If all you've ever been exposed to is religion, then you can be smart and be religious. But if you've had a chance to examine your religion critically, and you still believe in it, then you're not smart at all.

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    226. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chapter 1 - Male and Female are created simultaneously.

      Chapter 2 - Adam and Eve are created in that order.

      One of the two accounts must be false - they are mutually exclusive factual statements.

      Genesis is a collection of myths with no more truth to them then the parables.

      Wow.

      It's like you've never even talked to a frothing creationist. I mean, the sort of insane, pathological person who would've come up with an idea like this in the first place. No, I don't care if he's got a PhD in anything. I've met a lot of dipshits with PhDs.

      Let me try to explain in terms you can understand: You know that one stubborn computer guru you have to deal with all the time? Either on the internet on some discussion site or in one of the dark IT rooms at work? You know him? You know how he still keeps cursing under his breath every time someone mentions a mailserver other than qmail, or how Apache destroyed their webserver when they moved on from the 1.4 line, or how the Linux kernel's sucked since 2.0, or other backwards things like that? And you know how he keeps quoting obscure, invalid, braindead reasons why he keeps all his servers running all this stuff despite all logic and the progression of technology?

      Okay. Now, imagine someone a thousand times more stubborn. Imagine someone who comes from a community thousands of times larger than that from which your guru comes. Imagine someone who's had the "benefit" of being taught all this over literally thousands of years of cultural indoctrination, not twenty or thirty at a maximum like your guru. Imagine someone whose stubbornness and pigheadedness is backed by and deeply entrenched in major world governments instead of a few insignificant forums whose moderators simply have delusions of godhood.

      Your arguments would be gunned down by "that's not what the Bible means!" faster than you could get your words out of your naive face. The word "literal" would be redefined so many times and with such conviction you'd start to question if words mean anything anymore. Logic and reason would go out the window with alarming force and doublespeak that your brain would develop the pain receptors needed to actually make it feel the pain needed to convince you this was a bad idea, but you wouldn't be able to get away.

      Your experience arguing on the internet is cute, kid. It's a tiny little speck in the face of someone arguing religion when it's literally the only thing they've known their entire lives, taught to them by a culture that's only known religion for generations before the abacus was invented, let alone your precious computer network.

    227. Re:Easy... by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Why the the parent post modded 'Funny'?

      That was my first thought--Genesis tells 2 contradictory stories of creation. A literal interpretation of Genesis must be false.

      If anyone on the list of approved judges has any intellectual integrity, this is $10k in easy money for someone.

    228. Re:Easy... by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      No, I'm suggesting that the Golden Rule is central to Christianity, and you find that idea appealing, then you have something in common with Christians.

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      [Sir Garlon] is the marvellest knight that is now living, for he destroyeth many good knights, for he goeth invisible.
    229. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if the pink unicorn can only be seen from certain angles?

    230. Re:Easy... by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      It has been replaced by "be excellent to each other".

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      Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra
    231. Re:Easy... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      The problem lies in the book IMO. It is so full of inconsistencies and vague things that you literally have to give some meaning to it otherwise it is glaringly apparent that nothing makes sense. So yes, the interpretation that people make of it are the problem, but the book cannot be taken literally, so it forces people to make assumptions. In other words, there is so much information in the book that yes,you can read anything from it. It means the S/N ratio of the book is extremely low. It is worthless.

    232. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't believe you.

      The Baptist organizations will actively shun anyone who preaches in favor of gays, let alone has one as a preacher... openly.

      I recall a small Baptist church that was outspoken in favor of gay rights was ejected from the national organization for that stand. So, it's not to say they don't exist, but that they are unusual...

      Just a quick scan of headlines from the last year or two...

      "Beaumont church ejected from SBTC for allowing gay-friendly ministry to use building."
      "Southern Baptists eject Fort Worth church over gay issues"
      "Banned for being gay: Woman says church called her 'deviant', ejected her"

      So, maybe this behaviour this is primarily the Southern Baptists. At 16 million members, you have to understand you will get lumped with them.

      You may be a member of "The Association of Welcoming and Affirming Baptists", but with only a few thousand members, they are a small drop in the bucket.

      So understand you will get lumped in with the majority, who are, indeed, deeply prejudiced against gays.

    233. Re:Easy... by dkf · · Score: 4, Funny

      the unicorn cannot be both pink and invisible at the same time; it has to be visible to have a colour.

      It's color attribute (RGBA) is #FF69B400, which is hot pink with a fully transparent alpha channel. QED!

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      "Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
    234. Re: Easy... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Visible light covers frequencies from about 380nm to about 780nm. There are 7 defined subsets on that range, and every that color is formed by some combination of them. "pink" is specifically caused by an emission of visible light across all visible frequencies with a distinct peak in the "red" range but outside of the red range, the emission is roughly uniform. How that range of frequencies might be perceived by some other creature would be irrelevant to its name, since we would see it as pink and the other creature would associate that color with what we call pink and in communicating to us whatever that color is, they would say that it was pink.

      Inside of the brain, colors don't exist at all, since the skull is an opaque cavity and visible light does not (under ordinary circumstances, at least) hit it.

    235. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh... read the original in Hebrew and it will answer your questions. They are not mutually exclusive. God created Adam (literally 'human') male and female, in God's image.

      _Then_, he split Adam. Adam became male only, while Chava (Eve) was his female half.

    236. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can disprove the visible pink unicorn quite easily just by looking for it and not finding it.

      I think you may not have a clear concept of how difficult it is to disprove something...

    237. Re:Easy... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      I didn't write "fuck Christianity". Some AC did.

      The only worthy goal of Christianity - if any worth can be found in it - is moral guidance. That's basically an assumption that people cannot decide for themselves what is good and what is bad. If anything, it gives the wrong message by letting herds of people not think about these issues and accept the word of the church as truth. I'd rather have something pushing people to think by themselves. Everyone will get out winning something out of such an approach, no just the "moral leaders" as with the religious approach.

      Christianity is also ridiculing itself (discrediting itself if you must) by preaching the belief of a superior being that is pure invention and frankly speaking quite childish.

    238. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before putting forth potential arguments, shouldn't we be asking what, exactly, is being called into question. If this guy is asking for evidence that must stand up to stringent standards, shouldn't his interpretation of the "literal" meaning of Genesis be held to a fairly stringent standard as well. In terms of an objective account of creation, the Bible leaves out quite a few details. In terms of this "minitrial", the most significant omission is the exact process by which creation occurred. Basically, God "makes" all the animals and plants and encourages them to reproduce. That leaves a great deal open to interpretation as to how God made these things.

      If we're being challenged to "debunk" the creation account in Genesis, it's only fair to require a specific definition of "made". Otherwise, there is nothing to refute.

      Regardless, if you assume that creation occurred in a way that's consistent with the modern theory of evolution, then it seems entirely possible that God used a process of evolution to do this "making", albiet over the course of a couple days. It doesn't seem outrageous to suggest that God managed to perform this compression of time in such as way that it appears to us as if it were much longer. In that case, we might want to have some sort of "minitrial" involving the theory of relativity as well.

    239. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an reaction to an equal and opposite reaction. We'll consider it neutralizing forces, to stop the BS.

    240. Re:Easy... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      which version of Genesis is being used for this contenst? Lexham English Bible? King James? Old Latin? The original Greek? The Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church canon?

      Uh, I think there may have been a version before the Greek one.

    241. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.

      Don't you mean Ramen ?

    242. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will be nice when Wolfram Alpha has become sophistocated enough to not only spit out an answer to this but also provide us with the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

    243. Re:Easy... by MessageApprovalMan · · Score: 1

      But you slashtards think it's more likely that life evolved by coincidence and random chance. That's about as fucking dumb as thinking humans rose up from dust on the ground.

      Belief isn't important to science. The scientific question is: "if life did evolve by coincidence and random chance, how could we tell?"

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    244. Re:Easy... by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      where we are told that plant life did not exist for two reasons. 1. YHVH-Elohim (a[n editorial?] joining of names that is soon abandoned) had not yet caused it to rain AND there was no man to tend the ground

      While I don't know too much about the Bible, I think this one is not that big of a problem. One could say that only once Man tilled the land, plants became able to grow on their own? Rain is a valid argument too. Without man watering them, AND no rain to irrigate, which leads to no ground water, it is difficult to survive just on dew.

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    245. Re:Easy... by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      jacked up churchgoer?

    246. Re:Easy... by JWW · · Score: 1

      Because thinking less of someone puts you on the path to devalue them as a person. Devaluing someone as a person puts you on the path to mistreating that person. Mistreating that person puts you on a path to evil.

      True you can try to stop with just thinking less of someone, but many a religious flame war here on /. shows you how easy this path can be to follow.

    247. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does specify order. Eve was formed from Adams rib. Adam would need to exist previous to Eve for that to occur in that book.

    248. Re:Easy... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      You don't need to go even that far in - genesis 1 - 3 god creates earth before light which is comprehensively disproven.

      Light is the very first thing created. Maybe you meant that the sun isn't created until the fourth day? That would be three days after the creation of light, and one day after the creation of plant life. Most educated people (not four years of theological seminary education, but anyone smart enough for a college degree) see that and quickly realize that it's a story, not a historical account.

    249. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mention Pol Pot and Stalin. Atheism and Communism. You say it's unfair that atheists try to distance themselves and then your religion gets roped in (broadly) with things like Westboro.

      There's a reason for that. Atheism has no tenet on morality. Atheism is simply saying that the person(s) don't hold a belief in a god. Philosophy, Ethics, and societal environment are what you base morality on. Communism is somewhat the same. Its only discourse on morality is to get rid of rich people and share the wealth of the function state (edited for brevity).

      Christianity doesn't get to skate by with that. The reason is because Christians claim that their morals and ethics come from the same (nearly so) source material. While you ignore the bits about slavery or when it's ok to rape children and when it's not, people in Westboro may/do not. You are the same as them. But their source of divined truth is the same as yours. It's allowed by the book you're using for rules lawyering. If you don't like being associated with it, then derive your truths, your morals, and your ethics from something else. Write your own book if you have to.

      If tomorrow secular humanism (a philosophy) allowed the murder of blondes by some strange translation of the guidelines; I'd either drop it or amend it to clarify that we shouldn't kill people just based on an absurdity. I wouldn't ignore it. I wouldn't allow it to be included. Either it changed or I would go. Christianity doesn't have the same leisure. Look at the Mormons. They tried writing addendums (for good or ill) and it causes quite a ruckus when they modify them.

      The problem is the immobility of written dogma. When something moves up from philosophy and ethics to Truth (capitals intended to differentiate from normal truths), then it gets harder to change people for the better treatment of all people.

      If you don't want to be roped in with all the crazies stop believing in the same things the crazies believe in. Change the book, change your spirituality, create a new religion, change something. Because as long as you stamp the same set of immutable Truths as the ones you don't like and the rules allow/encourage them to be something you don't like; you are part of the issue.

    250. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Did you read 2:20? Eh? Maybe go ahead and do that.
      2:18 God talks about creating a woman.
      2:19 God brings all the animals before man to be named.
      2:20+ Man realizes that animals exist in pairs (male and female) and that he should need a helper. So God puts man to sleep and makes a female suitable for him.

      The point is God said man shouldn't be alone. So he leads man to that realization by having him name the animals. Then once man understands his need he gives him woman. It's like reading code. Functions exist between the curly braces, if you can't comprehend that you're gonna be a bad coder.

    251. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were right, you shouldn't have spent the time. Opening your mouth and removing all doubt and all...

    252. Re:Easy... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Ever notice how they call it the first COMMANDMENT, not the first suggestion?

      Which is incorrect anyway. The Hebrew word is d'varim, which literally means "words", though the singular d'var is also used to mean a statement or speech. So the actual translation is something like "Ten Statements". The first of these ten isn't even a commandment; it's the declaration, "I am your God who brought you out of Egypt."

      By the way, the Hebrew word for commandment is mitzvah (plural, mitzvot). There are a total of 613 in the Torah. The actual first commandment? "Be fruitful and multiply."

    253. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's worse than that. The 'Golden Rule' appears in pretty much all of the ancient faith/philosophical structures ranging from Vedic Hinduism to Confucianism. The real problem is that it's not as good a rule as it appears on the surface.

      The rule "do unto others as you would have them do to you" presumes that all people you encounter have exactly the same value systems which is fine inside of a small tribal society but completely useless globally. The people you encounter might not want the same things you'd want. Some people like to be hugged, other's don't. Some people enjoy receiving charity, others consider it an affront.

      A better rule would be, "Do unto others as they would have you do unto them". That way you actually have to bother to find out about that person. It's way more social.

    254. Re:Easy... by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Bigotry is obstinate or INTOLERANT devotion to one's own opinions and prejudices, so yeah it's bigoted.

    255. Re:Easy... by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      and she says you never call...

    256. Re:Easy... by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      (emphasis mine)

      You...you can't be that stupid. You're using a computer, so...you're punking us right? ... You're literally using a translator's errors as your evidence for Biblical "inerrancy" (which I'm pretty sure is a made up word. Infallibility is the word you are looking for).

      Here's another pro tip: If you going to trash talk someone at least try to look up the word. I right clicked "inerrancy" and click "look up" and my computer gave me the dictionary reference: "inerrant |inernt| adjective incapable of being wrong. inerrancy noun" and the Wikipedia reference "Biblical inerrancy - Biblical inerrancy is the doctrine that the Bible, in its original manuscripts, is accurate and totally free from error of any kind.."

      Maybe you should consider getting another computer.

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    257. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's likely that most of them are just saying they believe in a literal interpretation and in actuality have no idea what they're actually saying. I'm guessing most of them haven't even read it all.

    258. Re:Easy... by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 0

      Xians

      Please do not use this term. It's a slur. The term was adopted by vitriolic anti-Christians as literally "Christianity without Christ" and is extremely offensive to anybody that knows that. If you're actually looking to have intelligent discourse, it's best not to start out by offending people with your choice of language. If the word "Christ" offends you so much that you cannot even type it, you should probably reconsider your objectivity.

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    259. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My red car is still red at night.

    260. Re:Easy... by cffrost · · Score: 2

      The other half features a non-interventionist, loving god whose gay son does crowd pleasing magic tricks.

      I love my dead, gay son!

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    261. Re:Easy... by Canjo · · Score: 1

      No. Bigotry is thinking less of people because of assumptions you are making, or because of factors beyond that person's control.

      For example, if a person genuinely believes that black people are inferior and should not have the right to vote, then I will think that belief is wrong and stupid, and I WILL and SHOULD think that the person is wrong and stupid for choosing to hold that belief.

      Our beliefs are choices and they have consequences: they can reflect poorly on our moral character and critical thinking abilities. I don't want to argue that someone with religious belief should be judged poorly, but if someone does want to make a careful version of that argument, that person would not be a bigot.

    262. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Elohim transliterates as "god"

      Actually it translates as "gods." Figure that shit out.

    263. Re:Easy... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      And you think that God wrote the Bible because you've only be exposed to loud-mouth idiots on TV claiming to speak for Christians and idiotically claiming that everything in there is the literal truth.

      Not only is that not the only opinion, it's not actually even the majority Christian opinion.

      To seriously answer the question: God did not filled his book with logic traps to trick the people who want to believe in him because God did not write the Bible.

      Human beings wrote the Bible, managing various degrees of accuracy for the stuff intended to be factual. Along with a lot of stuff that at no point was actually intended to be taken seriously. (Like the creation stories, or the Flood.) And, in fact, some stuff that is an outright fraud, like 1 Timothy.

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    264. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're probably big enough to decide for yourself what's good and bad. No need for a 2000 years old book for that.

      Exactly. I am religion free, and I don't a holy book to tell me that I need to stone my neighbors to death for working on the Sabbath....I know it's right!

    265. Re:Easy... by Jiro · · Score: 4, Informative

      The term was adopted by vitriolic anti-Christians as literally "Christianity without Christ" and is extremely offensive to anybody that knows that. If you're actually looking to have intelligent discourse,

      This isn't true.

      See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas (which applies it to more words than just Christmas). The "X" derives from the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter in Christ, and it's been used that way for hundreds of years.

    266. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many would say you're misreading the text. Ch. 1 (v.27) says "God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them." - that doesn't mean it was simultaneous.

    267. Re:Easy... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Elohim transliterates as "god" - the generic term for deity.

      Two nitpicks. First, "god" is the translation (English word with the same meaning), "Elohim" is the transliteration (Hebrew word written in English letters with the same pronunciation). Second, "Elohim" is plural, so it should translate to "gods". The singular form is "El". This fact brings up all kinds of interesting discussions.

    268. Re:Easy... by emorning9707 · · Score: 1

      Believing in reality is not necessary for reality at all. One of the most important aspects of reality is, that it is real. No faith needed. A wall is just there, and even if you stop believing in the wall, you will still hit your head if you try to run through it.

      Ah, not necessarily. There is an infinitesimal chance that instead of hitting your head on the wall that you will instead disappear from one side of the wall and reappear on the other. This is proven physics. What's your reality now?

      Our reality is basically what whatever we *think* is reality.

    269. Re:Easy... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      There are people who believe that women have one more rib than men. After all, Eve was created from one of Adam's ribs.

      Now that is impressive. Do they also believe that if a man loses an arm because of an accident, all of his children born after the accident will only have one arm?

    270. Re:Easy... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Why are stupid people valuable? I think over the course of history a lot more evil has been done by stupid people in the name of stupid ideas than by smart people in the name of reason. If you believe ridiculous things, you deserve to be ridiculed. Feigning respect only leads to these people getting elected to congress where they could do more damage.

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    271. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if you aren't putting faith in the Bible, you are still putting faith in humans.

      When a human tells you what God wants of you, or what God is like, and you believe that human, you are then putting your faith in that human. What you are *not* doing, is putting your faith in God.

      If God Himself comes down from heaven and has a chat with you, and you believe what He says, then *and only then* are you actually putting your faith in God.

      All attempts at explaining how putting your faith in special humans is equivalent to putting your faith in God are logically fallacious, and the fallacies can be seen clearly if you examine the arguments logically.

      Oh, and unlike God, humans are fallable, so putting faith in humans doesn't really make sense, and no belevolent God would make that a requirement of salvation.

      Just sayin....

    272. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The translation is an issue here. Some translations say "formed" when others say "had formed". "Had formed" removes the apparent contradiction.

      See http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/2010/09/03/feedback-genesis-1-and-2 for more information.

    273. Re:Easy... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      I cannot read Hebrew myself, but those who can that I have asked have all answered that there is no order implied in Genesis one, it just comes through that way in English.

      I'd be interested in hearing their reasoning for that, because the Hebrew refrain is fairly clear: "And there was evening, and there was morning, a first [second, third, etc.] day"

    274. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone know why it is so hard for believers to understand that the only thing required to qualify one as an atheist is that they lack a belief in a god or gods. There are no manifestos, doctrines, code of ethics or mandatory practices.

      Not believing in a deity was not the motivation for either Pol Pot or Stalin to kill nor was this lack of belief a justification on either of their parts.
      The religious who kill for their religions are motivated by their faith. In the cases of The Crusades, The Inquisition and The Witch trials, Religion was necessary both to motivate and justify the actions taken.

      There is no comparison, please stop making it.

    275. Re:Easy... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that most Christians are ignorant of their own religion? In what way does that relate to the debate at hand?

    276. Re:Easy... by smpoole7 · · Score: 1

      > I still disagree with the notion that modern languages aren't as rich and nuanced

      I certainly didn't mean to imply that! I don't believe that either. But our languages are *different* from those used by the ancients. More importantly, they simply didn't think the same way.

      I read online recently a (possibly apocryphal, and I can't find it now) story of a primitive tribe, recently discovered, that had no concept of "right" and "left." They had no written language, but this wasn't a problem: if they needed to show you where to go, they'd point or draw a crude map in the sand. But when they started trying to modernize and embrace current technology, they had real spacial orientation.

      (I wish I could find that article! I may have some of the details wrong.)

      We shape our language and it mirrors our thought patterns.

      The mistake that people often make when reading any ancient document is applying their modern sense and understanding to it. The ancients weren't stupid, they simply thought differently.

      In ancient writing, it was common to say something like, "in all the land, no one cleaned or swept her floor, and the land stunk." But in the very next section, it might say, "now, Hannah was cleaning her floor and her house smelled like flowers."

      To us and to our way of thinking, that's a contradiction. But to the ancient, it would simply mean, "everyone in the land was a slob except for Hanna." :)

      Likewise, the traditional interpretation of Genesis 1 and 2 is that chapter 1 is the big overview, and chapters 2-3 specifically detail the Garden of Eden. I never saw a contradiction in the two (even after having read them in the original) and was frankly surprised the first time someone made that assertion to me. They had to explain to me why they felt that way.

      Ah, don't get me started. I studied the ancient Greek and Hebrew years ago and languages are a bit of a hobby with me besides. To everyone here: believe as you wish and we'll still be friends. :)

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    277. Re:Easy... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's an even better example of 'all the world' as a problem. It's when Satan tempts Jesus by taking him to a mountain and Jesus can see 'all the nations of the world' below.

      Now, that does say 'nations', not 'people' or 'land', so it can be argued Jesus doesn't need to see everywhere. But the Mayans, for example, had a perfectly functional 'nation' at the time, as did the Chinese, and there is nowhere on the planet or even in space that you can see Central America, China, and Israel at the same time.

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    278. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was born in a Baptist family, a family which believes every word in the Bible is literally true and cannot begin to fathom the very possibility that any of it was false.

      And of course your family is 100% representative of not just Baptists in general, but the entire spectrum of Protestantism, from Anglicans (basically Catholics minus the Pope and the homophobia) to Calvinists to Quakers to Pentecostalists to...well, pick up a phone book and look under "Churches".

      Catholics are not homophobic, unless you paint the world with such a wide brush as to include those who believe same sex marriage is not a real thing as being homophobic. However, if there was a Church that should be homophobic, it is the Catholic Church. Gay priests, and those associated with the pederasty (peterasstic??) scandals, have done more to ruin the Church's reputation than any crusade, inquisition or bad Pope.

    279. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://godisimaginary.com/

    280. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha -- ask an altar boy if Catholics are homophobes!

    281. Re:Easy... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Adam and Eve are created in...they are mutually exclusive factual statements.

      I'll bet you $10k you can't prove that God cannot parallelly fork reality.

    282. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, if the majority I know actually did that, rather than just saying they did it, the world would be a much different place.

    283. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or... you are just a bigot yourself.

      Calling people "bigots" never advances the debate intellectually. It's just name-calling.

      Here's why:

      The GP said this --

      Catholicism and Baptist churches are hate groups that discriminate against gays, women, non-believers

      It is a fact that the Catholic church does not allow women or openly-gay men to be priests, and it proscribes homosexuality for all its members. So the Catholic church's discrimination here is an iron-clad fact. You pointed to a person who served as the messenger of this fact and you called him a "bigot". That, of course, is nonsense.

      But there is a more important point here: We need the freedom to criticize religions without the chilling effects of being labeled "bigots" when we do so. A "bigot" is someone who denigrates a person because of his/her identity. That is not the same thing at all as the criticism of religion, politics, or the other groups with which people may identify.

      Your usage of "bigot" was demonstrably wrong, and it's very instructive to understand why it was.

    284. Re:Easy... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I think the actual fact is God is up there laughing his ass off at idiots who have been wandering around claiming that a two random creation stories that ended up in the Bible are true. He's like "Guys, I was there, I set off this multi-billion year explosion thing, although I wasn't really paying attention for most of it because I had invented Angry Birds. Then I found a planet with some life on it, started screwing around, made people. (I made dinosaurs first, but couldn't figure out how to get them smart enough to talk to me, so I killed them and started over with the smartest creature, little lemur things.) The creation story things is just because all cultures had one, and whenever people asked me, I didn't want to confuse them so I was a little vague. I never expected anyone to write it down, much less write down _two_ versions of it, and then assert they are true over scientific evidence."

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    285. Re:Easy... by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      Grow up. Realize these are just fairy tales. You're probably big enough to decide for yourself what's good and bad. No need for a 2000 years old book for that.

      Oh great let's throw the baby out with the bath water. What moral doctrine do you subscribe to anyway? I'd rather teach my kids some values in the Bible, especially Romans 12 than let them be brainwashed by pop culture and advertising that will preach anything to make a buck including demoralizing women and encouraging voracious consumption to the detriment of the consumer! That makes for a great society with fantastic values especially in America. A bunch of citizens subscribing to the doctrine of debt, debauchery, selfishness and gluttony. So, enlighten us, oh wise one. What should we all follow that will make our countries filled with better citizens and more prosperity?

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    286. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd vote for a judge that he surely would accept: God himself. Here's the deal: If God decides that Mastropaolo has won, He transfers the money into his pockets. Thus if the money is still not in his pockets at the end, it is proof that I've won the argument and get the money. ;-)

    287. Re:Easy... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      And there'd be no reason to think that. Even if it's literally true, that means one man who lived thousands of years ago was one rib short - it wouldn't necessarily have changed his genes.

    288. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... except Protestants largely disregard the Old Testament, focusing only on the New Testament. E.g. Luther's veneration of Paul's letter to the Romans. And some consider Catholics as polytheists (the saints) and cannibals (the literal flesh and blood interpretation of Communion) :)

    289. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that whole thing about "do unto others as you would have them do to you" is, according to you, complete bullshit and not worth considering?

      Pop quiz: List all of the logical fallacies that apply to this statement.

      I wonder how many logical fallacies we need to enumerate before the parent post's moderation gets lowered from "4, insightful" down to a more appropriate level.

    290. Re:Easy... by Bigby · · Score: 1

      To the Catholic Church, marriage is about procreation. It has far less to do with gay marriage than most think. They would be against a man and woman marrying that are infertile.

    291. Re:Easy... by schlachter · · Score: 1

      If your faith flew apart, what are you doing converting to Catholicism? Don't you realize it's just as absurd and at least as evil as other Christian beliefs?

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    292. Re:Easy... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Have you read your fairy tale handbook? The whole thing? It's not a good guide to morality. The Jesus character is a decent guy, but the book even says (okay, strongly implies) that he was put in because the rest is such a cesspit of nastiness.

      Fortunately most modern Christians pick and choose which bits they believe. The ones who don't are scary. Morality, good or bad, isn't something you learn from a book. It's something you learn from people.

      Yes, the bible and Christianity, has had a profound effect on western civilization. It's been an instrument of control used by a variety of, usually brutal, dictatorships. When we started shrugging off their control civilization started making progress again.

    293. Re:Easy... by Kielistic · · Score: 1

      Transliterate does not mean to translate. It is not possible to transliterate "elohim" to "god" because they are both written in the same language (and most definitely aren't pronounced the same). I would wager a guess and say "elohim" is a transliteration or a transcription of a Hebrew word. The fact that you don't know what transliteration (a very basic linguistic topic) means would make me very leery to accept any linguistic assertions you make. You sound like you are regurgitating somebody else's "facts".

    294. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK. You hit your head against the wall, or stop short and don't.

      The rest of us who have faith will be skating on what we know is not a wall, but rather the floor of the coolest rink ever made.

      In the meantime, enjoy your belief that you can know what objective reality is.

      Believing in reality is not necessary for reality at all. One of the most important aspects of reality is, that it is real. No faith needed. A wall is just there, and even if you stop believing in the wall, you will still hit your head if you try to run through it.

    295. Re:Easy... by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      Guess what: I'm a Baptist. Half my extended family are in the long term mission field, and both my grandfathers have been pastors in evangelical churches at one time or another. My uncle did graduate work at Princeton Theological Seminary, my godfather is a philosophy professor at a Lutheran school (Augustana), and I've been studying theology and apologetics as a primary hobby for the better part of a decade. Let's consider the possibility that your family's warped view of sola scriptura has misinformed your view of what the doctrine actually means.

    296. Re: Easy... by Lazere · · Score: 1

      This is true. They would most definitely call the same level of frequencies pink when communicating with us. It is also possible that their brains could interpret some wavelengths in the ultraviolet spectrum as the same color they see when we call it pink. Therefore, if they saw a unicorn that reflected that wavelength and attempted to explain it to us they could say, "the unicorn is pink, but you can't see it." This would still fit the definition of "invisible pink unicorn."

    297. Re:Easy... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It makes perfect sense. Just realize that "God" is the name of a guy who lusts after power over people. He might be a Roman emperor, a pope, whatever. Basically, a dictator.

      So the sentence becomes:

      "The fact is that the Bible, [which you are required to believe in] is chock full of metaphor and parable, and understanding what is literal and what is not requires education [by the state/church]."

    298. Re:Easy... by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      Except the book itself is pretty damn stupid too, if you read it. Unless, of course, you just choose to ignore all the dumb and/or smutty parts and focus only on the parts you like.

      --Jeremy

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    299. Re:Easy... by SlippyToad · · Score: 1

      So that whole thing about "do unto others as you would have them do to you" is, according to you, complete bullshit and not worth considering?

      No, it's just really easy to figure that out without having it spoon-fed to you out of a contradiction-riddled book.

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    300. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easy to disprove the invisible pink unicorn in your garage: the unicorn cannot be both pink and invisible at the same time; it has to be visible to have a colour.

      If you switch off the light in your garage, your red car stops reflecting light (because there is no light it could reflect). Does it mean that is stops being red? No, because it being red is part of its characteristic interaction properties with light which would cause the reflected light to have a spectrum which we would recognize as read if it were reflecting white light. The fact that it currently does not reflect white light means it doesn't look red to us right now. However if you tried to sell it as black car, and the new owner would complain to you because it's red and not black, no judge in the world would accept your defence that at the time when the sale happened, no light was shining on the car, thus no light was reflected from it, and since no light is perceived as black, the car actually was black at that time.

      So we have established that the colour of your car does not depend on the spectrum of the light which is currently reflected from your car, but on the colour which would be reflected if your car currently reflected light.

      Of course unicorns are in that respect not different from cars, so the colour of an unicorn is also determined on the spectrum which it would reflect if it reflected white light. Now the Invisible Pink Unicorn doesn't reflect light (it is invisible), but if it would reflect white light, the spectrum of that reflected light would be so as to be perceived as pink. Thus the Invisible Pink Unicorn is both invisible (because it doesn't interact with light) and pink (because if it would reflect light, it would do so in a way to be perceived as pink).

    301. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chapter 1 is a summary spanning eons. Chapter 2 is detail about the beginning of the human family. That'll be $10,000, please.

      That said, the fool and his money are soon parted, and this article is proof of it. The creation account is quite accurate, but is not told from a universal viewpoint, and by that measure, cannot be said to be scientific.

      The first chapter of Genesis is a description of what an observer would have seen from the surface of the Earth during each of the creative phases (or "days", as in "in my day, you kids would get off my lawn", not a literal period of time). The only way this could have been known is by means of an inspired account. A heavenly observer would have been necessary, as no human had been created yet. Thus you must believe that the Bible is "inspired of God" (2 Timothy 3:16) in order for the creation account to be believable. If you refuse to believe it, then that's your choice. Just don't expect me to agree based on conjecture, hypothesis, and studies that haven't disproved anything actually stated in the creation account. And that's the point this fool (soon to be parted from his money) is trying to make.

      And before you trot out a bunch of "science" that "proves evolution" or maybe even "disproves creation", keep in mind that the Biblical flood more than adequately explains a huge skew in many of the estimates of the dates of various artifacts and findings.

    302. Re:Easy... by CSMoran · · Score: 1

      And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word

      Was the Word big-endian or little-endian?

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      Every end has half a stick.
    303. Re:Easy... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It is not, heretic! The invisible unicorn is obviously invisible because it can manipulate your mind and technology so neither you nor technology can view it.

      Time for a crusade, we must crush unbelievers like you!

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    304. Re:Easy... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      As a Catholic, disproving the Bible means little to me since it is only a part of my faith

      But I'm sure there are parts of the Bible which you would say were true. Off the top of my head, all the stuff about Jesus being the Son of God is presumably quite important if you're a Christian?

      So how are people supposed to know which bits are true and which bits are just good stories?

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    305. Re:Easy... by Allasard · · Score: 1
      My kingdom for some Mod Points!

      The above is absolutely true and people who get pissed off about Xmas and Xian don't realize they are Greek short forms for Christ that have been used since the 3rd centurty. Heck, does that mean the Chi-Rho symbol used extensively in churchs is also an slur? (Aw, slashdot won't let me insert HTML Greek char codes)

      Please feel free to continue to use Xmas and Xian. There is no war on Christmas or Christ. As you were...

    306. Re: Easy... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Your point is invalid and not true.

      Argued like a true creationist.

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    307. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elohim is plural.

    308. Re:Easy... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      But it transcends such petty things like matter and space, so all you end up with is a very wet garage but no proof of its nonexistence.

      I'm so not convinced.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    309. Re:Easy... by vux984 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The term was adopted by vitriolic anti-Christians as literally "Christianity without Christ" and is extremely offensive to anybody that knows that.

      I suppose it would be extremely offensive to anybody that ~thinks~ that. But those people are idiots.

      X doesn't mean "without Christ". Its literally an abbreviation FOR Christ, in that X is the first letter of Christ in Greek. It was used in Christian art hundreds of years ago. Ancient bible manuscripts going back 1000 years even use the abbreviation Xc for Jesus Christ in the New Testament.

      . If you're actually looking to have intelligent discourse, [...]

      I should probably talk to someone else?

    310. Re:Easy... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Maybe it changes its state depending on whether you observe it?

      The writing's on the wall, "Heisenberg could have been here".

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    311. Re:Easy... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Bigotry is thinking less of someone for their beliefs (or being). Thinking their beliefs are stupid while not thinking any less of the person who believes them is not bigotry.

      Doesn't sound any better coming from you than "Hate the sin, love the sinner" sounds coming from the other side.

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      !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
    312. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but I don't have the hubris to think that my uninformed whims and impulses are the best possible moral decisions anyone could make.

      So, what you're saying is that you are unable to tell right from wrong, and need to have your decisions made for you by a bunch of people two thousand years ago that you're just going to trust COULD tell right from wrong, better than a bunch of other people at various stages of history who have done the same?

    313. Re:Easy... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that even bronze age people had more sense than to take the whole deal literal.

      The Bible sure is a great collection of stories, but if the NT tells you anything, then that they should be taken anything but literal. To pull something randomly out of it, Matt. 5:13: You are the salt of the earth. But if the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled underfoot.

      First, I'm the salt of the earth? Sent here to make sure nothing can grow wherever I go? That's the literal message of it, ever tried salting a patch of land? You end up with very infertile land. So we're here to render everything we touch a barren wasteland? That's the message of Jesus?

      I don't even want to go on to ask how salt can lose its saltiness.

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    314. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just an aside, but Gnostic Christianity reconciles this dichotomy quite well, and, overall, is a much more interesting mythology from a literary standpoint.

      In short, the God of the Old Testament is a false God who created the material world out of ignorance (believing he was the actual God), and the God of the New Testament is an avatar of the real God who has debased himself into the material world (once it was discovered) to try to reveal to us its false nature, thereby allowing us to return to the greater true existence (which is immaterial). It only gets better from there.

    315. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It amuses me that today's atheists are quick to distance themselves from these two guys, but they won't allow me (a Christian) to put distance between myself and, say, a guy like Fred Phelps with the Westboro Baptist Church. "Ah, you're all just whackjobs, what's the difference?" :)

      That's because you both accept an invisible super space being as the creator of all things, and a virgin birth story copied from early tales, and a non-existent hippy being nailed to some wood to save you. Your actions and the mentals in W.B.C. are not the common factor, it's the imaginary stuff you both accept as reality.

      FYI Hitler was religious, born as a Jew, changed to a Catholic. Stalin and other alleged atheists did not cause issues because they didn't believe in space fairies, they were bastard regardless.

    316. Re:Easy... by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      The reason Christians are called Christians is basically because they consider the parts of the Bible with Christ in them more important than the parts without. Let me know if I'm going too fast for you here.

      Now we are getting into distinctions between Christian sects, though. Which takes us back to the original topic, creationism. As far as I can tell there are some sects who insist on a literal interpretation of the Bible, including the origin bits. I am not on the same page as those folks, and indeed the largest denominations of Christianity (Catholic, Anglican, maybe Eastern Orthodox) aren't either. The fundamentalist Christians ... I don't know how they manage.

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      [Sir Garlon] is the marvellest knight that is now living, for he destroyeth many good knights, for he goeth invisible.
    317. Re:Easy... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Heh. A main ingredient of a funny story by Ephraim Kishon which promptly got him into trouble with the local Rabbis.

      The core of the story was a game show where people would punch a hole into a phone book, be told a page and then have to tell the correct number that is on that particular spot on the page. They all did it flawlessly.

      And in the final round they were asked to make a phone call. And nobody could solve that problem.

      I guess one can see how this translates to Bible knowledge...

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    318. Re:Easy... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      No faith is wrong or right. Personally, I'm an atheist. I don't need an imaginary friend to tell me what's right or wrong, I have my own set of morals that work pretty well. They ain't far off the ten commandments, but I don't need supernatural CCTV to heed them.

      Faith and the moral guidelines it comes with isn't so bad. Just don't go and make a religion out of it.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    319. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny watching you religious nuts go.

      It's like watching people argue over details in the Star Wars universe... Except you believe that what you're saying is not only 100% verifiable historical fact, but is also of the UTMOST URGENCY that everybody else in the world get it right as well.

      Carry on, please. It's hilarious.

    320. Re:Easy... by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 1

      Therefore, you have a colourless invisible unicorn in your mom's garage.

      FTFY.

    321. Re:Easy... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Fuck Christianity. The only thing it has going for it is that it's not quite as evil as Islam.

      So that whole thing about "do unto others as you would have them do to you" is, according to you, complete bullshit and not worth considering?

      No, it's called the golden rule and dates back to the Ancient Greeks.

      There are many sensible, as well as many ridiculous things in the Bible. If you're allowed to cherry pick what suits you, you can make Christianity pretty much anything you want.

      But it's all a house built on sand.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    322. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... wait, are you trying to assert that the Big Bang didn't happen? What about the Cosmic Background radiation?

      And before you start trying to say that it's some science bullshit, this was a claim made by a Catholic priest. Through observations and collected data. We can be wrong about a lot of other things, but there is very strong evidence supporting the Big Bang Theory.

    323. Re:Easy... by LordLimecat · · Score: 3, Informative

      I would have been surprised that you got +5 insightful, but then historical accuracy has never really been a strong point of slashdot.

      First, there is a massive difference between disapproving of a sexual practice, and discrimination. Its not "discrimination" to say "I think adultery / promiscuity is wrong"; why does it become discrimination to say "I think homosexual intercourse is wrong"? Is this the age of equivocation or something?

      Womens rights... .you somehow act as if all throughout society women had all these wonderful rights and then christians came in and took them away. Meanwhile, back in reality, Christianity specifically marks out women and children as having some worth, in an age ( 1st / 2nd centuries AD) when they were seen as worthless and property of their husbands. In fact, throughout the Old and New testaments, it REPEATEDLY has women shown as having value-- in fact, the same value before God as men.

      Regarding slavery, perhaps you should some more research on historical christian vs non-christian views and attitudes towards slaves and slavery-- ie, during OT times (Egypt, babylon vs hebrew), or NT times (christian vs roman), or during the abolition movement.
      Regarding the latter, I might start you off here:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_views_on_slavery#Christian_abolitionism

      Although many abolitionists opposed slavery on purely philosophical reasons, anti-slavery movements attracted strong religious elements. Throughout Europe and the United States, Christians, usually from 'un-institutional' Christian faith movements, not directly connected with traditional state churches, or "non-conformist" believers within established churches, were to be found at the forefront of the abolitionist movements

      I also like how you defined "on the losing side of an issue" as "doesnt agree with me". Protip-- socially conservative doesnt mean "doesnt contribute to charity" or "doesnt volunteer"; but Im sure all those friends I know serving at homeless shelters, assisting families of incarcerated men, providing free ESOL, etc are all heartless, greedy corporatists, right?

      You want to talk about bigotry, honestly Ive seen more of it on slashdot towards christians than anything else. Your closing sentence kind of sums that up pretty well.

    324. Re:Easy... by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      The fact is that the Bible is chock full of metaphor and parable, and understanding what is literal and what is not requires education.

      God filled his book with logic traps to trick the people who want to believe in him?

      Only a Christian could come up with logic like that to justify all the mistakes and impossibilities in the Bible.

      It makes sense - "literal truth! Praise Jehovah!"

      It doesn't make sense - "Oh, that's a parable/metaphor. You need to be specially educated to understand that part."

      Jesus directly answers why he spoke in parables in Matthew 13:10-15

    325. Re:Easy... by LordMidge · · Score: 1

      Posting to remove bad moderation.

    326. Re: Easy... by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      I don't find the story All dogs go To heaven insightful, do you?

      Heaven? What does heaven have to do with the "books of Moses?!" There's no heaven, no eternal life, only humanity, alone of all creatures possessing God-like understanding, yet mortal and doomed to return into the earth of which the are made. Humanity suffering in childbirth and old age and surviving by the sweat of their brow. The very understanding of their own impermanence a source of suffering. Have you even read Genesis. I mean actually read what it says without viewing it either through a Christian or an anti-Christian lens?

      Mate, you wouldn't know insightful if you were smacked over the face with a 80 kilo sack of the stuff!

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      Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident a security. --Edmund Burke
    327. Re:Easy... by LordLimecat · · Score: 4, Informative

      The issue isnt one of worth. Christianity does not teach that women or homosexuals have less worth, value, or whatever other metric than anyone else.

      It does however think that women have a different role than men, and that homosexual activity is sinful. Such a public sin-- particularly if unrepentant, and willful-- would immediately disqualify one for a leadership role in the church.

      You're free to disagree, but this is an issue of people saying "I dont care what the bible has to say about my behavior, and I want to be an elder anyways". Well, unfortunately that places you out of the running.

    328. Re:Easy... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      No, he means that GP was acting in the hateful manner he was so eager to accuse us of.

    329. Re:Easy... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'm not asking you to come to Jesus or anything. I'm just asking you to dial back the contempt a little, and recognize that like it or not, that 2000 year old book of fairy tales has had a profound and enduring influence on Western civilization. And even to entertain the possibility that its influence was not all bad.

      Well, obviously it has had an impact, it would be silly to pretend otherwise. And no one (well, hardly anyone) would say that Christianity is all bad. It's a question of whether the good bits outweigh the bad bits. And one of the bad bits, for a rationalist, is the whole "God" thing. It's quite hard to strip God out of the bible and be left with anything much at all.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    330. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, where did the black people come from?

    331. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the catholic church has always been open to every kind of people joining the church with the exception of practicing homosexuals. I mean look at the work of missionaries from just about every religion over the years. If you can breath they will usually take ya it is kind of their thing.

    332. Re:Easy... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      So those statements like "fuck christians"-- bigotry, or not? The statements saying "Christians are stupid" or whatever, do they fit into your classification?

      Im sure if i spent enough time digging through the muck of slashdot comments I could come up with countless examples towards christians, and strangely few from them. Yet of course the bigotry is on our end, right?

    333. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I have to LMAO at those that take the bible literally and only read English...hello, bad translations abound! The ancient languages had many words that had different meanings based on context, or similar but different meaning based on phrasing, they were rich, deep, and complex as hell and frankly modern English...isn't. Its like trying to carve the Venus de Milo by shooting a block of granite with high explosive rounds. Sure you might end up with kinda sorta a similar shape but all the little nuances? Not a chance in hell.

      At the end of the day though it truly saddens me that here we are in the 21st century and we still have hatred, bigotry, even murders, based on what some goat herders wrote on a sheep's ass a couple of thousand years ago to explain a world he didn't understand. i mean I can produce works just as old saying the sun is Ra in a chariot but we don't actually believe that, nor do we kill anybody who doesn't believe that, yet there are people getting slaughtered every. single. day. over the stupid shit written hundreds or even thousands of years ago by fricking goat herders. personally I think we'd all be better off if we threw every last book on the fire, just wiped it all from the face of history, because its obvious as long as it exists there are gonna be fruitcakes taking that shit seriously enough to kill.

      Ah yes, here we have the elusive Greek and Hebrew scholar, ready to parse the language of first century scribes. Amazingly he is also so civil and thought provoking is his deposition that everyone should take note of his carefully written wordsmith ability.

    334. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It always amuses me when people interpret the bible literally, without understanding they do so on the basis of one of a number of subjective translations based on a number of languages few people know how to read. Actually, most bible translations are translations of other bible translations.

      Stand back everyone, we have here a scholar!

    335. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joseph Smith, founder of the Mormons, also said God approved his translations.

      Are you suggesting that we should arbitrarily accept anyone who says that God approved ____? How do we know which translations are legitimate?

    336. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust me you will eat those words one day, make sure you save what you wrote above.

    337. Re:Easy... by almechist · · Score: 1

      For reference, Genesis 1:27:

      So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

      Taken literally as written, this would seem to imply that God is both male and female. I was not aware that the hermaphroditism of God was a Christian belief, but then, what do I know. I guess if you can exist as a personified father-figure God, His redeemer Son, and a nebulous Holy Spirit all at the same time, then the hermaphroditic part is probably pretty easy.

      Seriously, though, even once you resolve all the translation issues, and gently pry apart the braided strands from different traditions, the Bible is still rife with contradiction, and the story of Genesis in particular often seems logically incoherent. You have to wonder if that incoherence isn't part of the Bible's appeal, the rampant vagueness functioning like a kind of Rorschach test upon which the devout can project whatever interpretation feels right to them. The amazing thing is that millions of people actually defer to the Bible as the final arbiter on all kinds of important moral issues, despite all the vagueness and contradiction. To which I say, yeah, good luck with that.

    338. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not in Genesis though.

    339. Re:Easy... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      God filled his book with logic traps to trick the people who want to believe in him?

      If you cant figure out when figures of speech, symbolism, metaphor, and literalism are being used in literature, I might wonder whether you ever finished school, and if you did how you got through English Lit. It requires advanced techniques such as "recognizing context" and "recognizing genre".

      Yes, the terrible truth is that reading the bible as with any other work beyond a 4th grade level requires some degree of critical thinking and reasoning power. Its your call if you want to claim that that places it out of the reach of the average person, but I tend to believe it does not (unless they are being intentionally dense in an attempt to ridicule).

    340. Re:Easy... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      If you live by the Romans 12 (whatever that may be) fine with me. But why carry over the rest of the big book? It's mostly useless wouldn't you say?

      As far as letting your kids be brainwashed, I'll respond that it's your responsibility as a parent to teach your kids those values. It's not the responsibility of a priest.

      You seem to confuse the values you live by with Christianity. Not being Christian doesn't mean you can't live by them. They are two distinct things, even if Christianity use those values.

    341. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you cite some examples of molecular biologists doing so?

      There's also a fair amount of statistics employed in molecular biology, so that already throws the whole "absolute certainties" out the window.

    342. Re:Easy... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Bigotry is thinking less of someone for their beliefs (or being). Thinking their beliefs are stupid while not thinking any less of the person who believes them is not bigotry.

      I thought the key point about bigotry is that it's wrong, in the sense of being an inaccurate description of reality. If you think that all black people are criminals, or that all Irish people are lazy (or whatever), that's simply untrue.

      If someone holds an untrue belief, it is hard not to think of that as stupidity. It's not bigotry to dislike bigotry in others.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    343. Re:Easy... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Utterly irrelevant, but this

      cannot be both pink and invisible at the same time; it has to be visible to have a colour

      Is not true, unless you define "color" to mean "perceived color". I tend to think, however, that something pigmented green remains green whether or not I can see it.

    344. Re:Easy... by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Your right it's easy to start at the first two books, but why even open the book? Look at the history of the Bible. 99.999999% of Christians have no idea how the Bible came to exist.

      The Bible was created by a committee of Bishops of the Catholic church in 300AD, roughly about the time Constantine had his dream and adopted Christianity and used his military might to purge the empire of all the other Christian sects but the one he had chosen. The committee was tasked with compiling the prevailing doctrine of the various sects into a single uniform book. The committee VOTED which books of over 1500 publications, letters and verbal myths would be included. These books were often author less, and where two similar books had equal weight with the Bishops they were often combined or attributed with non-existent authors. This is where you see the attributes of Genesis with two creation myths. And the first 4 books of the new testament where they have multiple authors and no such people with those 4 names ever existed. Of the more than 1500 books considered 73 books were selected and included in the Bible. But now the Protestants argue that there are only 66 books in the bible. That's because when Luther translated the greek bible it didn't include the "deuterocanonical" books found in the Catholic version (referred to as the Alexandrian Cannon).

      The Bible is a committee created book. It's a creation of Man and it suffers all the aspects of creations of men including inconsistencies, errors, omissions and fantasy. There is no need to examine the contents when the history is so well documented. People claiming the Bible is literally true are arguing that a book created by committee which was tasked with narrowing the existing doctrine to a manageable tome and purging non-approved theology is the work of god.

    345. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would, respectfully, argue that it's not a very good handbook for anything really.
      There are very good, forward-thinking parts of it. There are also very, very bad parts.
      Who gets to decide which parts you follow, and which you don't? Usually it's your priest/vicar/etc.
      Just to be a little picky, but the book is not 2000 years old. Some parts of it are. Some are older, but most of it is translation and mistranslation from much more recently.
      It has undoubtedly had a huge influence on western civilization - both for good and bad.
      All some of us are saying is that enough is enough. It's had it's day.
      Humans are generally moral creatures and don't need a silly book to decide what's right and wrong.
      Peace.

    346. Re:Easy... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Trust me you will eat those words one day

      Only if a fanatical nut force them down my throat. The name of God may be muttered in the process, but believe me, if He existed the world would not be the mess it is. Or maybe He's sadistic. Go figure.

    347. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh great let's throw the baby out with the bath water.

      "I didn't throw out the baby with the bath water. I threw out the bath water and found there wasn't any baby." - Dan Barker, Losing Faith in Faith

    348. Re:Easy... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I know some very religious people who are highly intelligent, caring, charitable and extremely honest people that I have tremendous respect for, I still think their beliefs are stupid though - but I don't think THEY are stupid, I just think nobody is smart enough not to be wrong some of the time.

      "And love th' offender, yet detest th' offence" (Pope - no, Alexander, not the Vatican guy).

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    349. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chapter 1 - Male and Female are created simultaneously.

      Chapter 2 - Adam and Eve are created in that order.

      One of the two accounts must be false - they are mutually exclusive factual statements.

      Genesis is a collection of myths with no more truth to them then the parables.

      Someone purporting to disprove the bible while displaying a complete lack of theological training sounds just as silly as someone trying to disprove evolution without having a background in biology or science in general.

      If you are unfamiliar with: Darby, Grudem, Wesley, or any other theologian, you sound just as silly to those who know theology as Christians who haven't studied biology do when they try to debate against evolution.

      Your concern is dealt with in the first few pages of every good systematic theology book. To bring that to the table is like when creationists say "so how come there's still monkeys then?". You're acting as ignorant as the people you trying to make fun of.

    350. Re:Easy... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Well, like I said... I did begin with an assumption about the unicorn's body, and that it would not violate any actual known laws of physics.

    351. Re:Easy... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      According to Genesis, Noah's three sons were married before the flood.

      Yeah, your right. My bad.

    352. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know of several Southern Baptist churches that would just love to burn your church down to oust the preacher! Surely they would realize that your openly gay pastor is surely raping children every chance he gets (because being a homosexual means you rape children) and come to their senses after some real Bible-based evangelism.

      If you don't realize this is how the vast majority of Southern Baptist churches work, you simply haven't been exposed to very many of them. I grew up in the Bible Belt, and literally every single church in my hometown was exactly as I described.

    353. Re:Easy... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      a non-interventionist, loving god whose gay son does crowd pleasing magic tricks

      That's one interpretation you don't see championed much by the bible bashers.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    354. Re:Easy... by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      One could say that only once Man tilled the land, plants became able to grow on their own?

      Virgin jungle?

      ... no rain to irrigate, which leads to no ground water

      You are correct, you don't know much about the Bible. Rain is water from the sky, the ground water wells up from below. Remember earth's atmosphere is a skin holding back the "the waters above," while beneath the ground are "the waters below," (that much is consistent across the creation stories and elsewhere, as also in Mesopotamian mythology). Note the verse that follows on.

      [W]hen there no shrub of the field was yet on earth and no grasses of the field had yet sprouted, because the LORD God had not sent rain upon the earth and there was no man to till the soil, but a flow would well up from the ground and water the whole surface of the earth. -- Gen 2:5,6 (JPS, 1985)

      It goes without saying that the earth is not spherical in early Biblical cosmography.

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    355. Re:Easy... by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Worse than that, it is pointless. How does it help me to know that a document is "infallable", if I (a fallable human) am constantly misinterpreting it, sometimes for years (or even generations)?

      As somebody who occasionally gets paid to write doumentation, I have come to the conviction that any passage of a document that misleads a large percentage of its readers is wrong, no matter how right I think it might be technically. Try applying this philosophy to your "infallable" holy book.

    356. Re:Easy... by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      I believe that's Utnapishtim, not Gilgamesh.
      Gilgamesh just tried to bum some immortality off him after the fact.

    357. Re:Easy... by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      The OP said adopted not invented. It is very much indeed used as a slur against Christians on internet forums.

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    358. Re:Easy... by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Quoting the Naturalist's History Of Existence, by I. M. Atheist (an entirely hypothetical future work):

      Chapter 1 - Evolution creates male and female humans.

      Chapter 2 - A genetic engineer in the year 2113 creates a male and female clone of the pre-existing human population, decides to name them "Adam" and "Eve", and handily owns a lot of property including a garden.

      No contradiction. Read the biblical descriptions for precisely what they do say, and do not say.

      Your argument is actually only an argument against Adam and Eve being the -first- humans, on which point you would be correct, though theism per se is not to be blamed for whichever underinformed theological "authority" mistaught you.

      For reasons requiring rather intricate theological and biological-category presentation, which you wouldn't listen to anyway, though, Adam and Eve not being the first people helps you none at all as an atheist.

      That said, Genesis remains largely allegorical in content, and my money would be against this Young Earth Creationist successfully winning a debate from the position it is -entirely- literal and "true" when read as such.

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    359. Re:Easy... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hey, since when has this been part of being a deity? If your god can do it, so can mine! I have the cooler imaginary friend!

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    360. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people who don't believe in christianity concern about what christians think or do, there are only two reasons why, one is that God is tugging at their heart and they are not ready or either that they are full of hate because profanity always comes out of their mouths when it comes to christians. Why would they waste all of their precious time on answering something about christians when they don't believe anything about christians or God. No one is I assume is trying to convert them to christianity.

    361. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not all bet, but on average I'd say that Christianity was definitely bad.
      Dark ages, crusades, slavery, inquisition, pedophilia. Those are just the first things that spring to mind when thinking of Christianity.

    362. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It amuses me that today's atheists are quick to distance themselves from these two guys, but they won't allow me (a Christian) to put distance between myself and, say, a guy like Fred Phelps with the Westboro Baptist Church.

      Of course we'll allow you to put a distance between yourself and Fred Phelps.

      After a lifetime of seeing all the shamefulness done in the name of religion, and after a lifetime of being denigrated for being atheists, we often have a powerful need to see the world change. As a result, some of us are in a big hurry to get on with this change, so we might seem brusque, or we might speak with unwarranted hyperbole, or we might incorrectly paint everyone with the same brush. When that happens, think of us as being like defensive football players, rudely knocking down everyone in their way for the pursuit of a goal. They can still be good guys underneath the mask.

      Our political struggle against each other is a rough contact sport, and sometimes logic can get trampled on during the heat of the battle. If you perceive that someone is tarring you as a "Fred Phelps", then upon quiet reflection he will almost certainly admit that was the result of battlefield hyperbole. And, likewise, if I perceive you are asserting that most atheists commit the error of equating all Christians to Fred Phelps, then upon quiet reflection I trust that you will also admit that was the result of battlefield hyperbole.

    363. Re:Easy... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      They've got tails have they? I knew they had wings, but tails!

      The little black ones are called bats.

    364. Re:Easy... by Mordaximus · · Score: 1

      Be good to quote your sources: here's one for example: http://www.sandelman.ottawa.on.ca/People/Michael_Richardson/billsatan.html

    365. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hitler painted some pretty pictures, so his existence wasn't all bad either... the issue is, when the influence is so MONUMENTALLY one-sidedly negative, it's reasonably safe to go ahead and call the thing "bad".

    366. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the final authority on truth, "Elohim" can correctly be singular or plural in Hebrew grammar.

      So, it only translates as "gods" when context says it should.

    367. Re:Easy... by Lanterns · · Score: 1

      For the sake of argument--and I am not a Genesis literalist--it's kind of crude to assume we know what kind of "behavior God on high would engage in." One could imagine that God would have to lower Himself and speak on terms the little creatures would understand. You could say that no emperor would ever engage in baby talk, but when the man needs to communicate to his toddler, he's going to dumb it down a lot. Christian non-literalists can argue that God communicates symbolicly in very human ways--liberally using myths and what not (not pun intedended)--because it the best way to get his point across to the little meat creatures running around down here.

    368. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The debate is a biased one from the beginning.

      Would you try to develop a perl script using philologic knowledge?

      Would it be possible to prove the existence of the higgs boson with historiographic methods?

      Can you measure love or hate with an amperimeter?

      You can't pretend to prove or disprove the validity of a passage from Genesis with scientific methodology simply because it is not the right methodology. Validity, objectivity and equilibrium can be obtained only with the correct method for each realm of knowledge.

      Just read Hawkings' Brief History or Grand Design: brilliant physical conclusions, absurd philosophical or thological ones. Wrong method.

    369. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Condemning someone's thoughts without understanding them (either the person or their thoughts) is counter productive. Critique should be well based on information. The person who takes this challenger's money will have had to learned the science as well as the philosophy both of science and of the 'bible'.
      You state,
      'It doesn't make sense - "Oh, that's a parable/metaphor. You need to be specially educated to understand that part.'
        And 'God filled his book with logic traps to trick the people who want to believe in him?'

      A Phd degree is a Doctorate in Philosophy, so yes, special education is relevant for both the philosophy of sciences and philosophical thinking. Doctorate degrees are available for sciences, pure philosophy and religions.
      The second statement seems inaccurate too, but here are some additional considerations.

      The $10,000 challenge the man offers is 'the bible' versus 'science'. The bible, which is the document in question, is not a science text, so it is reasonable that it would be hard to ferret out reasonable science from it's text. If you wish to 'win' this argument you have to have facts from both 'science' and 'the bible'. Your specific statement isn't rock solid and inarguable. Actually Jesus (presumable an expert of the god of the bible) explicitly stated he used parables to nurse along the understanding of those with genuine curiosity and interest while not providing much help for those whose attitude was unreceptive. I suspect it might be in part because he wanted to teach, not spend his time arguing. Much of Jesus teaching was done with parables so one might conclude that he was quite serious about the values in this approach.
      If I were to condemn someone's philosophy, it would be prudent to have taken the time to read their major work supporting their philosophy, at the least to have read enough to get the basic principles clear in my own mind. Put in the time, you might find that Jesus was extraordinary. I can't tell you how sick I am of talking-head entertainers like Bill Maher or a Rush Limbaugh. Better to be more well read and thoughtful like Stephen Hawking. The person that takes this man's money will need to have read and learned that much and more.

      If you are interested here are the related references concerning Jesus perspective: Matthew. 13:13-15,34-35, Matthew. 15:15-16 (spoken by Jesus after his disciples failed to have a clear understanding of from a parable he had just spoken.) Mark 4:34
          It will take five minutes to read these. Consider reading the context to be sure there is nothing out of context. Not everyone whose philosophy one disagrees with is ignorant.

    370. Re:Easy... by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      Elohim transliterates as "god" - the generic term for deity.

      One question: if there is, and has only ever been, one true god, why would there be a word to describe a class of entities as gods? Wouldn't there be only one word that means the singular entity that cannot be confused or compared to any other?

    371. Re:Easy... by jahudabudy · · Score: 2

      It's not a slur. The X reference the Greek letter Chi, the first letter of the Greek word for Christ.

      Pretty much everything else you said is quite ironic. If you want to have an intelligent discourse, best not to start by taking unnecessary offense at an imaginary slight. If people using perfectly acceptable language that just happens to not be your preferred nomenclature bothers you so much, you should probably reconsider your objectivity.

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    372. Re:Easy... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Why do people who don't believe in christianity concern about what christians think or do, there are only two reasons why, one is that God is tugging at their heart and they are not ready or either that they are full of hate because profanity always comes out of their mouths when it comes to christians. Why would they waste all of their precious time on answering something about christians when they don't believe anything about christians or God. No one is I assume is trying to convert them to christianity.

      Why would they waste all of their precious time...

      To enlighten our fellow human beings? Religion keeps them in the middle age and we'd like to show them it's now 2013 already. I know the concept that non-christians may give time to others (for no personal gain) may sound alien at first, but believe me, it's out there.

      Also, because we believe religion is a disease and we'd like to do our share to cure humanity - however small that share may be. We're now talking about a smaller subset of atheists, granted, but I believe it represents most of us.

    373. Re:Easy... by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      No, it wasn't. Chapter 2 verse 18 uses the past tense "the Lord God had formed".

      Except you left out the word "Now" which was at the beginning of the sentence, placing it in sequential order after the preceding statement.

    374. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Denominations are dying and non-denominational churches are growing by leaps and bounds. As to the GP, it's pretty easy to figure out why a Baptist would convert to Catholicism -- Catholics drink, Baptists don't. Maybe he likes dancing, too.

      Why won't Baptists have sex standing up?

      They're afraid someone will see them and think they're dancing.

    375. Re:Easy... by Lithdren · · Score: 2

      Nobody kills in the name of Zeus anymore because they got killed off by all the other people killing them in the name of some other random god-like figure. Time only seems to make it worse.

    376. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But God created programs; small and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory.

      So the first programs were memory-consuming viruses?

    377. Re:Easy... by deadweight · · Score: 1

      "God did it/planted evidence/made carbon isotopes/etc" can fill in for for ANY "discrepancy". I can think of no way at all to prove the world is not 15 hours hold and all my memories of things before that were not implanted by God. Can you?

    378. Re:Easy... by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Great! Please name the church so I can go check for myself.

      A quick phone-call would verify/not, correct?

      Otherwise, I do believe you are full of shit, sir.

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    379. Re:Easy... by MrLint · · Score: 1

      Is this the new tack taken against atheists (presumably by apologists), calling then brave, sardonically?

    380. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of my best friends as a child went to a church that believed exactly this. It was quite scary going with him, NOBODY would ever stand up and just count their ribs.

    381. Re:Easy... by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      I don't have the hubris to think that my uninformed whims and impulses are the best possible moral decisions anyone could make. So it's useful to have a handbook, even a set of fairy tales as you put it, to put things in perspective.

      So any handbook will do? If I wrote a handbook today, and gave it to you, would that be just as good as the Bible?

      Why do you believe people from 2000 years ago had a better handle on morality than modern people do?

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    382. Re:Easy... by MrLint · · Score: 1

      So if I parse your logic here, if someone believes it to be sacred *in the present*, then classifying it as being equal to other passe religious material is bigotry?

      I then ask is it 'bigotry' to merely claim it to be untrue? If so, they asserting any other 'sacred' belief of anyone, at any time, to be untrue is also bigotry.

    383. Re:Easy... by domatic · · Score: 1

      I presume the standard of proof here is going to be "preponderance of evidence" like in a civil trial. On TV, it is common to have a mega zinger bit of evidence that disproves everything. In reality, you want gather every piece of evidence that favors your side and everything that can be used to attack the other side. This should all be assembled into something resembling a narrative. Since this all may not be introducable, a lot of the skill is making good use of the tools available. So both go through Genesis with a fine tooth comb and build the most compelling case possible for the scientific side of the argument.

      This is isn't soundbite TV. Courtroom proceedings are a slog.

    384. Re:Easy... by tibit · · Score: 1

      That would be correct, I think. A super-majority of people in general, whether Christian or not, appear not to have half a brain ;)

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    385. Re:Easy... by HaZardman27 · · Score: 1

      I think the bad influence comes not from the book

      What about the genocides the god of the Israelites commanded? The murder of children and infants, essentially sentencing them to an eternity in hell, according to the rules laid out in the book.

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    386. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Noah's wife (if the story were true) is one woman who nobody would have shared mDNA with. Shem, Ham, and Japheth's three wives, who were not Noah's daughters, would be the hypothetical sources.

    387. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm....What?
      Explain your "Chapter 1" and "Chapter 2" summaries.

    388. Re:Easy... by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1
      I suppose you'd have to accurately define "thinking less of someone". Is it possible to think less of someone without being a bigot? Under what situations?

      I think Christians believe in things that are obviously wrong. They are either willfully ignorant or just stupid. That said, I don't think any less of them.

      Does the above statement even make sense?

      I could have said something that was a bit more respectful (e.g. leaving out the pat about ignorance and stupidity), but I'd still be thinking it. Are we not allowed to believe anyone is stupid (i.e. that everyone is of equal intelligence lest we be labelled a bigot?

    389. Re:Easy... by kgskgs · · Score: 1

      I am a Hindu by birth and I would still disagree with your rant against Christianity.

      There is a lot of good missionary work being done, all over the world, including my country. It may be motivated in part by desire to convert. Nonetheless schools are being run and medicines are being administered under the flag of Christianity. It's still better if a life is saved by a religiously motivated person than a life not saved at all.

      It has become a fashion to point a finger at organized religion as root of all evil. But I have seen Hindu and Christian organizations do a lot of good things and their source of motivation is their religious believes. Unfortunately those people never make headlines. But Hare Krishna and Westboro Baptist Church does.

      When Jesus says love thy neighbor, one can add the neighbor in the list of people they love, or one can take out everyone but neighbor from the list of people they love. Those two are paths going in opposite directions, but both people can claim to follow Jesus.

    390. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God filled his book with logic traps to trick the people who want to believe in him?

      "God's" book?
      Are you talking about the more-or-less random collection of writings, taken from years of Oral teachings, translated and copied by hand for centuries, and then finally consolidated into one book... carefully cherry-picked to reinforce the teachings of one particular religious group? Also referred to as "The Bible" by most people?

      Ya, it takes education to pick through that mess. Deal with it.

    391. Re:Easy... by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      That only works if you ignore the literary style of my English translation of the whole rest of the chapter

      FTFY

    392. Re:Easy... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Is hasn't... but we weren't talking about deities, we were talking about unicorns, which in spite of being mythological, there is no reason to presume such a creature's body would not otherwise exhibit all of the properties of normal matter.

      If you're going to not make an assumption that invisible objects otherwise exhibit properties of normal matter such as occupying a finite volume, displacing other matter, etc,then of course all bets are off. But again, I did explicitly say that beginning with such an assumption, you *could* disprove their existence to thje same degree of certainty as any initial assumption.

      On the matter of dieties, you can't make any assumptions at all

    393. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    394. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you can distance yourself from, say, Fred Phelps. It's just that from all the way back here, it makes very little difference.

    395. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They have finally allowed gay clergy, it comes with the caveat that they must remain celibate (which is not equality in any sense of the word).

      How is that in any way unequal? The bible says homosexual ACTS are sins, and that any sex outside of marriage is a sin. Christians are supposed to do their best not to sin (although those sins are forgiven if repented of), that would go double for any clergy.

      An openly practicing gay Christian preacher would be like an openly bacon-loving Rabbi, or a hamburger-loving Yogi or peta member. If you think there's nothing wrong with eating bacon, Judism isn't for you. If you like steaks, neither Hinduism nor PETA are for you. If you're Amish, slashdot isn't for you.

      I simply don't see the problem. Nobody's forcing anyone to do anything. If you want to be part of an organization, you have to abide by its rules.

    396. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer... you are to be stoned to death!

    397. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...the unicorn cannot be both pink and invisible at the same time

      Yes he can. You won't understand it though until you have faith in the invisible pink unicorn. Then he will reveal it to you.

    398. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please remember, “the bible” is not a science text book, its more of a history of people and relationships, written by Hebrew people. It has a lot of fine contributions to make even to a modern person's thinking. Trying to take it and make a science text book from it isn't likely what the writer(s) intended, and may produce questionable results, which would stretch credibility. While I am a disciple of Jesus and his teachings, I figure most of this science versus religion debate isn't going to effect my everyday life so I stick it on the shelf with lots of similar endless pointless investigations and follow the main flow of the bible as a book to be read and assimilate what has a healthy contribution to me and my social interactions with the world.

      It the words of the famous philosopher “Can't we all just get along?” If you find another person or their philosophy un-credible, do you need to be so hostile? Jesus would have despised Atheists like Stalin, Pol Pot, as well as mystics like Hitler, their violence started with intolerant philosophical thinking which they opposed and devolved into the extreme physical violence they practiced. Nip it in the bud.

      In the words of a past generation 'peace out baby”.

      P.S. If you actually read the words attributed to Jesus by those who had shaken his hand you might find you like much of what he said and maybe him.

    399. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I simply don't see the problem. ... If you want to be part of an organization, you have to abide by its rules.

      You don't see a problem when an organization says, "our way is the RIGHT way, and everyone should live by our rules"?

      > Nobody's forcing anyone to do anything.

      Make no mistake, they would if they could. Churches have a history of doing exactly that. They just don't in modern America because either 1) they don't believe it strongly enough to push it, or 2) they're afraid of a backlash and don't want to risk injury or death from armed citizens who won't accept the dogma.

    400. Re:Easy... by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      We're talking about the sixth day here. According to Genesis 1 God created terrestrial animals and man, male and female. Then according to Genesis 2 God creates Man (male), creates animals to keep him company and finally makes a female. This is the potentially paradoxical bit here, not about the first, second, etc day, which at least is qualitatively congruent with evolution. if not quantitatively (maybe off by a few million to billion days at most).

      Anyway, the issue is, if you bothered to read your bible (which, whether you believe it is true and/or like it or not, still shaped western society for 1700 years and incidently you should read the Koran for similar reasons, even if you are a Christian/atheist), Genesis 1 in all English translations seems to pretty blatantly contradicts Genesis 2 in the order of creation between animals, male humans and female humans.

      My point is that Genesis 1 apparently does not specify order and time delay between animals, man and woman, even though it looks like that in the NIV, NRSV and KGV and anything else written in English. However, if you're just looking at the days, when is evening and when is morning of the X day, then there is no contradiction to explain at all, 6th day is 6th day and if the work's done when you clock off to go home, nobody much cares in what order you did it. When I was a consultant, I used to write timesheets with work orders that were wildly inaccurate, the guy managing that was Israeli, a native Hebrew speaker and he only cared if the billable time was correct. Sapier-Worf hypothesis in action maybe? Who knows, I personally higly doubt it, but its nice conjecture and Sapier-Worf hypothesis sounds like it's about a Klingon who grew up in Belarus, presumably speaking Russian and turned out weird.

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    401. Re:Easy... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Uhhh...1.2 BILLION Muslims AND GROWING, if anything the batshit isn't fading away, its spreading like AIDS. Hell look at the USSR, they ban the stuff for 80 years and you had different religions living side by side in relative peace, they say "Okay you have religious freedom now" and what happens? "My God is better than yours Ie ie ie ie ye!"

      As long as you have the ignorant and those that refuse to think then this shit WILL be dangerous, that is all there is to it. Again we'd be better off if we just wiped the whole damned thing out, get rid of the centuries of bigotry and hate and started again. Oh and I love how the Xtians say they are so more civilized than the Muslims...ummm, did you forget your churches were saying "Niggers need to be kept in their place!" and using the bible to justify it? Look up "the curse of Ham" and see how pretty much ANY hatred and bigotry can be excused using the "good book".

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    402. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are missing the point. I assume you are familiar with the story of the 'Good Samaritan.' Guy gets beaten, supposed 'good' people leave him in the ditch to die, 'foreign Samaritan' helps the guy out.

      What a lot of people miss, is that this story never actually happened. It was a parable that Christ used to get his point across. He was asked 'who is my neighbor?' when telling people to love their neighbor as themselves. He told that story to demonstrate what a neighbor is, and what it means to be neighborly. He does this to get his point across better than if he had just said, 'everyone is your neighbor.'

      Only the uneducated would think that this account of a man being beaten actually happened, the book makes no such claim, but to many people think that since it is written it must have happened.

    403. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are supposed to believe everything that can't be disproven?

      The basis of science is to do just that, only with two amendments. The things that we are to believe must have some effect (allowing for their disproof), and we must be willing to change our beliefs when the thing does get disproved.

      Admittedly, religion isn't science because of the requirement that a hypothesis be disprovable.

    404. Re:Easy... by EllisDees · · Score: 1

      > I agree that the influence of the book wasn't all bad, but I claim the influence of the book did much more bad than good. The so-called "influence on Western civilization" is little more than holding it back.

      I am approximately the least religious person you'd be able to find, and I disagree. Western civilization may not have ever progressed to the point that it's in without the influence of the bible. The reason for this is the belief that god has laid down the physical laws of the universe as immutable things. If you believe that at any moment, the spirit of a rock might decide to change itself into something else, or that your god will decide to change the color of the sky, you're going to have a hard time conceptualizing the rules that govern the universe.

      As to whether it's holding it back *now*, I might tend to agree.

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    405. Re:Easy... by microbox · · Score: 1

      To make that claim is to profess that you do not understand what sola scriptura is.

      This is an outrageous suggestion. AFAIK, Sola Scriptura is not about about biblical literalism. Basically, all protestants are saying is that the original text has more authority than whatever someone said about it later. Basically, it is about taking the pope/clergy down a peg.

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    406. Re:Easy... by microbox · · Score: 2

      It does however think that women have a different role than men, and that homosexual activity is sinful. Such a public sin-- particularly if unrepentant, and willful-- would immediately disqualify one for a leadership role in the church.

      The law of man, not god =0.

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    407. Re:Easy... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Thank you as that was what I was going for, sorry if words (oh irony how you love to tweak my nose) fails me in this instance. And maybe richness isn't the best way to describe it, more like how Eskimos have so many words for snow and a modern person? Really doesn't need that many.

      We are talking about trying to translate the language of a hunter/gatherer society into a modern language and we just don't have a vocabulary that is designed for that, sure you can make a "kinda sorta" translation but a lot of the nuance is lost.For an example look at "A Christmas Carol" which practically every version you have ever seen performed leaves out the long rambling diatribes against the Sabbatists, sorry if I don't spell that right but my spellcheck is going "WTF is that?" which just shows you how little that word is even used, but back in the days of a Xmas carol that was a BIG deal because the poor worked from sun up to sun down 6 days a week and shops closed at dark. So there you have something that isn't even 2 centuries old and you already have concepts that we in the modern world can't relate to...and you expect to do BETTER with a 1400+ year old book where spelling errors were considered "the hand of God" and not allowed to be corrected? Really? I'm sorry but I have to call bullshit.

      Finally frankly there really aren't even any "true" Christians around, what modern folks call Christianity is frankly more of a "salad bar" religion because there are many things in there a modern man would honestly find offense with, take the rules on how to treat your slaves or beat your wife, if one were to strictly follow the "rules" as laid out in the bible frankly they'd be more like the modern taliban than what we see as a church. Life back then was short, brutal, and nasty, and the book was written by those living in those conditions. Trying to put that into a modern language without losing a lot in the translation? Just not gonna happen, I'm sorry but there are words and concepts in there that we as a society haven't really dealt with in centuries so we just don't have the vocabulary to describe them. Why should we when we don't live that way anymore?

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    408. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The invisible pink unicorn is very small and continuously moves very fast. Therefore, it has a color (pink), but cannot be seen (invisible).

    409. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet you're a hoot at birthday parties.

    410. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pffft. Goyim. Tsk tsk tsk.

    411. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most things are better in the original Klingon.

    412. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Genesis 2:20
      20 So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals.
      But for Adam[f] no suitable helper was found.

      Does this verse implies that Adam was checking out the animals and was unable to find a suitable helper?

    413. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even to entertain the possibility that its influence was not all bad.

      Just mostly bad.

    414. Re:Easy... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It's more like switching from clove cigarettes to tobacco cigars.

    415. Re:Easy... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Americans do not represent the majority of Christians, and Biblical literalism and young Earth creationism are really only in mainstream among US Protestants. Protestant denominations elsewhere do not subscribe to this, nor do most non-Protestant Christians (although Russia has a growing creationist movement in its Orthodox church).

    416. Re:Easy... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If you are implying that "homosexuality as a disqualifier" isnt in the bible, you will find you are very incorrect.

      For example, 1 Timothy 3:12 (on qualifications for overseers) mentions "the husband of but one wife", and that phrase isnt isolated. A number of time a lists of sins-- some sexual-- are mentioned, and homosexuality is mentioned in them (some will debate in perhaps one instance that the term is "effeminate", but again-- these are not isolated passages).

      Most fundamentally, when speaking on divorce, Jesus points the pharisees straight back to creation, and ties marriage, gender, and sex together as an indication of what the "norm" is. "Male and female he created them", for the purposes of becoming "one flesh" in a commitment that is not to be "put apart [by man]"; theres not many ways to read that that would allow for anything other than sex, in marriage, between a single man and a single woman.

      My church (and probably most other evangelical churches) would likewise disqualify anyone who was engaged in adultery or incest, for roughly the same reasons.

    417. Re:Easy... by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      Clearly, if one does not understand science and the truth it provides, one will never be swayed.

      He's right, Science-dammit!

    418. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, anyone with half a brain would realize that changing it from "God Created it" to "Aliens used evolution to create it" would be a completely different religion. Say hi to Xenu for me...nutcase.

    419. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Catholics drink, Baptists don't."

      There's an old saying - "Among every four Baptists, there's a fifth". What you meant to say is that Baptists are not SUPPOSED to drink.

    420. Re:Easy... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Ancient bible manuscripts going back 1000 years even use the abbreviation Xc for Jesus Christ in the New Testament.

      "XC" is still an abbreviation for Christ alone, since it's the first and the last letters - chi and sigma - of the Greek word "CHristoS". There is a tradition of contracting certain commonly used "holy names" in Christian Greek manuscripts, dating back to the very beginning of the movement. You can also tell that it's a abbreviation because it's written with a bar above the word.

      The complete abbreviation for "Jesus Christ" would be ICXC (IesouS CHristoS). It can be seen on most Orthodox icons of Christ.

    421. Re:Easy... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Many Christians disagree with you, however, noting that Jesus himself said nothing about either a different role of women, or of homosexuality being sinful.

    422. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Being an atheist doesn't make you similar to Stalin or Pol Pot at all. In fact, being atheist doesn't make you anything but non-religious. Its more a dissociation with all faithful groups rather than association with a single.

      Making atheism into a religion is something I see faithful people do all the time. We're not believing in atheism. Atheism is not a religion. We don't celebrate atheistic holidays. There is no Pope of atheism (although if there was, he'd wear a way cooler hat than the real Pope). There is no literature that defines our values or beliefs. Nobody is getting tax-exempt status by being an atheist organization. There has never been a single war fought under the banner of atheism (because there is no banner!).

    423. Re:Easy... by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      Keep reading. You're still in the prologue.

      --
      [Sir Garlon] is the marvellest knight that is now living, for he destroyeth many good knights, for he goeth invisible.
    424. Re:Easy... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Well, duh. The spare rib is there in substance, even though its accidents make you believe that it's not. Pray, and you shall see. ~

    425. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did, however, condemn divorce in no uncertain terms.

      It's pretty telling that you don't see fundamentalists out there campaigning for constitutional amendments banning divorce, waving signs that say "God hates divorcees." Their piety is highly selective.

    426. Re:Easy... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Jesus rooted marriage in the creation of two genders, and the rest of the bible had plenty to say on the topic. You will note that Jesus affirmed the pentateuch as being fully authoritative as the word of God, and that both Leviticus and Deuteronomy speak of incest and homosexual intercourse in moral, not ritual, terms.

      Arguments like this suppose that if Jesus doesnt specifically say something is wrong, he must have been OK with it. Jesus never condemned prostitution, either, but its pretty clear from his teachings that the prostitutes who followed him were counted as children of god IN SPITE of their sin, not because of it.

    427. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believing in reality is not necessary for reality at all. One of the most important aspects of reality is, that it is real. No faith needed. A wall is just there, and even if you stop believing in the wall, you will still hit your head if you try to run through it.

      Tell that to Neo.

    428. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can disprove the visible pink unicorn quite easily just by looking for it and not finding it.

      I don't have a garage myself, but the pink unicorn in it is way too small to see, you heretic.

    429. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you are implying that "homosexuality as a disqualifier" isnt in the bible, you will find you are very incorrect.

      I'm not suggesting that. Just that the bible was written by people, copied by people, and /interpreted/ by people.

      There is no such thing as a true literalist -- just groups of people who agree which parts are important in a literal sense. Hence, it is the law of man.

    430. Re:Easy... by Xarvh · · Score: 1

      So you can disprove a God that is omniscient, omnipotent and omni-benevolent?

    431. Re:Easy... by LordLimecat · · Score: 0

      Except, we have historical records which indicate that it was NOT interpreted by man in the process of copying. As part of a term paper I am currently studying Eusebius' church history, and he has several comments which reinforce the view that the Bible has remained 99% static since the NT was drafted, and we have records going further back vouching for the OT.

      The claim that there is no authority but man's behind it assumes that christianity is wrong, there is no God, etc, which seems to me to be begging the question.

    432. Re:Easy... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      No, it just means I accept the existence of metaphors.

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      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    433. Re:Easy... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Because there are other false gods. Genesis was written much after the event; a recording of a previously oral tradition. At the point that it was written, the Hebrews were surrounded by other people, with other gods.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    434. Re:Easy... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Chapter one does not specify that.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    435. Re:Easy... by unne · · Score: 1

      How about 20 people cramming themselves into his garage and simply walking around reaching and feeling with their arms and legs. Unicorns usually aren't very small and shouldn't be very hard to find, invisible or not.

    436. Re:Easy... by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Once you get to heaven you will be made perfect and will be able to understand the bible correctly. Until then just listen to the man in the dress.

    437. Re:Easy... by sribe · · Score: 1

      Damn. I was going to point that out, because I figured no one else on /. would know it ;-)

    438. Re:Easy... by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Any Christian who thinks the Bible should be interpreted literally should read the Bible more and realize that even Jesus himself likes to use parables, metaphors and figures of speech.

      It is as hard for a literalist to realize that as it is for him to pass through eye of a needle*.

      *It was explained to me in my youth that the "eye of a needle" was a small passage in the wall of a city, just for one person to squeeze through so they wouldn't have to open the main gate. Hence, "as hard for a rich man to get into Heaven as for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle", would make a different kind of sense to ancient readers. Of course I bet there were some such portals through which a camel could pass, and what about baby camels? This knowledge makes the case for rich men a bit easier too, no? I mean, maybe you really could cajole a camel through the typical "eye" with difficulty. Anyway, yeah, extreme literal interpretation... b0rken.

      --
      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    439. Re:Easy... by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Meanings change.

      400 years ago, "nigger" meant someone with black skin (it derives from the French word for "black"). As recently as the mid 1800s, it was not considered too overtly offensive to use as the name of a major character in one of the most beloved books of the time (Huckleberry Finn's Nigger Jim). Time and hatred have turned the term into an incredibly offensive racial slur so taboo that I actually risk getting modded down just by mentioning it the way I have.

      A "faggot" is a bundle of sticks. It wasn't until the beginning of the 20th century in the United States that it became a slur against male homosexuals. It wasn't until the middle of the 20th century that "gay" meant anything other than happy and enjoyable. Neither word is particularly well received now.

      "Xian" is used as a slur against Christians with the intent to be offensive, while very few English-speaking Christians will use any other spelling than "Christian". Modern usage, intent, and context make the word unsuitable for polite use. Don't blame me. Blame hate-mongering anti-Christians.

      --
      The road to tyranny has always been paved with claims of necessity.
    440. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you missed that chapters 1 and 2 are not in perfect chronological order. Some pieces of chapter 2 happen before the end of chapter 1. While the start of chapter 2 ends with the seventh day, the seventh verse clearly reverts the timeline to the sixth day.

    441. Re:Easy... by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Virgin jungle?

      I hope this is encrypted text with hebrew bible as the cipher.

      Rain is water from the sky, the ground water wells up from below.

      Interesting. Though ground water is usable only by deep roots (except if extremely close to a water body). Till the plant reaches that stage, it needs rain, irrigation or good luck.

      And shape of the earth is irrelevant either way.

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      Bingo Dictionary - Pragmatist, n. A myopic idealist.
    442. Re:Easy... by ldobehardcore · · Score: 1

      I did consider it, but I've seen a lot of laboriously explained R'amen around the web, so I thought I'd play to a wider audience.

      --
      Hectice, baby, Mercator says hello to you
    443. Re:Easy... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Q: What do you call a Baptist church that was ejected from it's national organization?

      A: A Baptist Church. e.g. Westborough Baptist.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    444. Re:Easy... by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      The main point is that Lilith only exists in Jewish interpretative texts that were written at about the 10th century and are not part of the Old Testament and the Christian tradition. I assume the guy in the post is christian so Lilith doesn't enter the picture.

    445. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a theist I've always despised the Stalin/Pol Pot argument. It's vapid to compare their atrocities to the ones my ancestors in my faith caused, and it tends to be used in a dismissive manner.

      Stalin and Pol Pot were raised in very religious households, were not sane when they committed the bulk of their personal atrocities, did not kill in the name of atheism, and had a LOT more people to kill (and tools that made it MUCH easier).

      There are a number of very simple reasons to not use the "numbers" argument as some sort of weapon to prove atheists are as immoral as the rest of us, and few atheists truly believe they are morally superior or some-such when you really talk to them.

      Stalin and Pol Pot's cases just demonstrate that even atheists can be as insane and murderous as the rest of us. The numbers don't mean anything. Even if you consider their societies at large, they weren't properly "atheist" any more than the United States is a properly "Christian" nation.

    446. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it was the moustaches that were the cause.

    447. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not it doesn't. The English sentence you're quoting uses the past perfect, to mean that the event was over and done with before we actually reviewed it. But the Hebrew original, and every translation (including old ones like the KJV and ancient ones like the LXX) I've ever seen save the New International Version, uses a verb form that has the creation of the animals unfolding before the audience's eyes—because this is what was written down. It's not an event that had already happened and is reviewed, it's an event that's happening now in the story's chronology.

      I have seen an elaborate defense of the New Intenational Version's successful attempt to lie to millions of good and honest Christians around the world, but fundamentally it is just a part of their general scheme to alter the text of the Bible to make it more compatible with a literalistic reading. Another example is Jeremiah 7:22, where the word "just" is added to completely neuter's the Lord's criticism and anger at the Israelites (ESV: For in the day that I brought them out of the land of Egypt, I did not speak to your fathers or command them concerning burnt offerings and sacrifices. | NIV: For when I brought your ancestors out of Egypt and spoke to them, I did not just give them commands about burnt offerings and sacrifices,). Even the Message here, concerned about rhetoric sometimes being too hard for modern readers in a much more superficial culture, says: "I never said anything to them about wanting burnt offerings and sacrifices as such", making clear that it's the literalistic interpretation of the Law (which includes Genesis!) that's the problem to God.

      Anyone who actually wants to read what the Lord taught through the evangelists, prophets and apostles should put down their NIV and pick up the Message or the ESV or the NRSV or any other translation.

      Yes, they will be faced with contradictions like these—one obviously rhetorical, the other a lot more challenging to a literalist reading. But isn't it better to hear what God breathed?

    448. Re:Easy... by Kojow777 · · Score: 1

      Chapter 1 - Male and Female are created simultaneously.

      Chapter 2 - Adam and Eve are created in that order.

      One of the two accounts must be false - they are mutually exclusive factual statements.

      That is the dumbest argument that I have ever heard. If I told you yesterday that me and my wife had two kids, and then tomorrow I tell you that one of my kids is 6 years old and the other is 8 years old, you cannot make a case that those two statements are mutually exclusive so that one must be false. That is no different than the two accounts in Genesis. Chapter 1 is giving an entire overview of the creation of the universe, whereas Chapter 2 gets into the specific details about a specific part of that universe.

    449. Re: Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the chinese room here. We dont really pray on easters oportunity for holy spirit.

    450. Re:Easy... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And what makes you think so? By your logic, just because God is a mythological figure he needn't be able to violate physical limitations, but nobody questions that.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    451. Re:Easy... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And (ok, I should read comments to the end, I admit), on the matter of deities you not only can make assumptions, you pretty much have to. There's very little solid proof, ya know?

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    452. Re: Easy... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      And now I sit here and wonder what that sentence was like originally before you threw it into translate.google.com...

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    453. Re:Easy... by faithisfraud · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid that trying to find truth in Genesis is mostly grasping at straws. One may choose to believe that the ark came to rest on Ararat, but there's no more evidence that than for bigfoot or alien abduction. I'm sure there were many floods in the old times, but I doubt that any of them ever involved a floating zoo. More importantly, if you want to make up your own interpretations for every part of a story to make it work with logic, that's fine, but it will lose any pretense of divine inspiration. You can make up your own interpretation that either hasn't been or can't be falsified and believe in that, and, in fact, that is what most Christians do, which is why there are so many sects. When the story doesn't jive with reality and you throw out the literal meaning and decide to "interpret" it, anyone can interpret the story in any way that they choose and every one comes up with a different interpretation. That is how we ended up with hundreds of religious sects. The real question is, why would anyone believe in a god who sucks at communication so badly that he can't even provide a semi-coherent text? http://www.faithisfraud.com/

    454. Re:Easy... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Any god is, at a minimum, a being with power beyond what man can understand or attain. That might reasonably include violating physical laws, because such capability is beyond our understanding, and thus satisfies the criteria for godlike ability. It doesn't have to, of course... but the reason it isn't challenged for god is because it's still explicitly compatible with the definition of god.

      Typically, however, in the definition of a unicorn, there is nothing inherent in the notion which implies that it might possess a body that would necessarily be anything other than otherwise completely normal matter, which follows all of the laws of physics. If you want to add that attribute, you can... but that' doesn't change the fact that the general defintion doesn't have to include that notion.

    455. Re:Easy... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You are asserting that any non-fact based opinion is a "belief" I'm separating opinions from beliefs.

      And yes, (nearly) everyone is a bigot. People prefer the company of their "own kind".

    456. Re:Easy... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Meanings change.

      Sometimes yes. Sometimes no.

      400 years ago, "nigger" meant someone with black skin (it derives from the French word for "black").

      No. The french word for black is "noir". The spanish word is negro. And the Catalan (Northern Spain) word for black (and is probably the closest to a homonym) is "negre". And indeed, in those languages the words are still used today. The word is only a slur when rendered in English, and its use in english is inherently racist as its english origin is inextricably linked to slavery. Meanwhile, one can't listen to modern rap, or black comedians, or hang out in certain neighborhoods without being subjected to a torrent of them. Part of the community has taken ownership of the word, and its use within that community isn't even slightly offensive, its some sort of twisted hipster phenomena where its ironically offensive, but not actually offensive. Of course, I still can't say it in nearly any setting...

      A "faggot" is a bundle of sticks.

      A faggot is a lot of things. For example, at one point it referred to people who collected bundles of sticks -- typically old women. How exactly it leapt from old usage to the modern slur is unknown. But yes, its not particularly well received now.

      "Xian" is used as a slur against Christians with the intent to be offensive, while very few English-speaking Christians will use any other spelling than "Christian".

      No. There -are- ignorant 'anti-Christians' who ~think~ its offensive and use it to be offensive, just as there -are- ignorant Christians who ~think~ its offensive and get offended by it. But unlike your other examples, X is WIDELY used as an abbreviation for Christ by people who are not being offensive and who are not trying to offend, in the company of people who do not take offense at hearing it.

      The word is not unsuitable for use. I've received merry x-mas emails, merry xmas cards, seen merry xmas banners and never once have I ever seen a hate-mongering anti-christian behind it.

      Aside from X-mas, I had a friend some years ago named Xpin. (Crispin). And Christina Aguilara sometimes goes by Xtina. And it's not some sort of hate-mongering effort either.

      Some guy once called me 'short' and was trying to offend me. That doesn't make the word 'short' offensive either.

    457. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not thinking their beliefs or opinions are wrong that makes it bigotry, it's belittling them for it. It's the closed-minded intolerance and unwillingness to let the other person be entitled to their own point of view.

      It's one thing to say a person is mistaken, it's another thing to call them stupid or a fool.

    458. Re:Easy... by narcc · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that most Christians are ignorant of their own religion?

      Of course they are. This shouldn't be such a startling revelation!

      I should note that this holds true not just for religions, but for any group built around a system of beliefs.

      In what way does that relate to the debate at hand?

      That there is likely a problem with the previously mentioned, but unidentified, survey. It's hard for people to accurately answer questions about their own beliefs if they don't understand them. I would further offer that the term "literal" could also cause a good bit of trouble as the general public doesn't seem to understand what that word means. You've very likely heard someone say something ridiculous like "I literally died laughing" at some point.

    459. Re:Easy... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I suppose you'd have to accurately define "thinking less of someone". Is it possible to think less of someone without being a bigot? Under what situations?

      If you do it for something they do, not something they are (and yes, I hold "core beliefs" as something they "are"). I think the biggest complaint is that bigot (and racist) are so emotionally charged, and cause people to get caught up in making sure the definitions never fit them, rather than what fits the definitions.

    460. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So wait, you are a non-believer who is upset at Christianity for NOT being biblically literalist?

    461. Re:Easy... by dadioflex · · Score: 1

      If Christianity concentrated on what Christ had taught, humanists and secularists (two separate but intersecting groups) wouldn't have a problem with Christians - when your credo is love God and everybody else it's difficult to be too obnoxious. The problem arises from cherry-picking Old Testament blood and thunder to frighten believers and threaten non-believers. Jesus wouldn't recognise the self-aggrandizing, pompous, exclusionary churches that exist today, purportedly in His name.

      Let's be clear here, I believe in Jesus and find value in much of what he taught, I just happen to be an atheist who doesn't consider him to be the son of God.

    462. Re:Easy... by dadioflex · · Score: 1

      I'm not asking you to come to Jesus or anything. I'm just asking you to dial back the contempt a little, and recognize that like it or not, that 2000 year old book of fairy tales has had a profound and enduring influence on Western civilization. And even to entertain the possibility that its influence was not all bad.

      The New Testament, which I assume you're talking about, isn't 2000 years old. The bible as it is It widely known and understood is at most 4-500 years old and the result of selective editing by people with agendas. The shocking thing is that much if any of the original message made it through at all. Even the oldest received text that the King James was based on was written hundreds of years after Jesus died and left widely open to interpretation in order to push the concept of Hell and damnation for non-believers that wasn't in the original text. If you allow that the Jewish tradition is the expert on Old Testament study, ask yourself why they don't conceive of Hell and the "popular" view of Satan.

    463. Re:Easy... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that the premise of pretty much every episode of "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!"?

      Maybe, but that program doesn't have any credibility. It's a Libertarian promotional platform, and actually some of what it promotes is bullshit in itself. And even when it's not, it's delivered in the style of the worst of the Bible thumpers, so doesn't feel credible.

    464. Re: Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Define 'sin'.

      Since it is much more obvious that god doesn't exist than he does exist, this leaves 'sin' to be nothing mote than a (human) construct, meant to be and used as a way to belittle 'those who are not like us'

      Religions are inherently bigoted and should have no place in the world anymore.

    465. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >A California man who believes the literal interpretation of the Bible

      I think I can now see where this guy is coming from when he believes in such simple logical screw-ups like that.

      He based his entire life around 2+2=2.

    466. Re: Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Moral guidance' as in saying slavery is a-ok? Only to reverse that position after society did -the same society religion should be morally guiding?
      Tell me how that's 'moral guidance'.

    467. Re: Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has had its function, indeed. It has shown humankind that while it was a nice idea, one that in a few cases actually helped in the advancement of said humankind.
      That was a long time ago, though. It has ran its course. People should stop it embarrasing itself even more.

    468. Re: Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Common. Sense.

      If you're American though, please remain religious.

    469. Re: Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yada yada yada; if what I do doesn't harm you, please leave me be.
      I don't care if your God doesn't like the things I do, and I resent the fact that I should do what he (== you) wants.

    470. Re:Easy... by flyneye · · Score: 1

      I think my point was; it's an amazing history book for being about stone-bronze age people in spite of embellishment. Much of what is true/ partly true/ slightly true is verifiable by other sources.
      I see the whole Noah thing as someone smart enough to boat their personal livestock and the whole thing got blown out of proportion. Not much different from embellishment of modern day legends whose life was much different than advertised like Abe Lincoln. Abe was a lawyer who wrote and distributed a pamphlet denying the divinity of Christ, believed that physical differences would keep blacks from ever being equal to whites and proposed to Congress to settle the slave thing by shipping all the blacks to South America (rejected by Congress AND South American countries). But, we polish him up for the Children.

      When a story doesn't jibe with reality, there are still missing elements. Here are some elements that make the WHOLE Bible, Apocrypha and Pseudepigraphica make MUCH more sense. http://www.cannabisculture.com/content/1996/05/01/Kaneh-Bosm-Cannabis-Old-Testament , but you can see it involve a shitstorm of controversy and politics.
      Not much truth in history, but what you can dig out of it. I think Voltaire said "History is a pack of lies that we play on the dead". Wisdom, as far as it will go.

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      *Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
    471. Re:Easy... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      If you visited the link you'd see that the wording was "literal and inerrant." I don't think there's a colloquial misunderstanding of the word inerrant.

    472. Re: Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you start believing an human you dont put faith in him. Faith is infinite trust by monotheist definition. Believing is finite trust for some statements. I believe in some theorems my teacher demonstrated to me. I Will have faith in mankind when we can demonstrate faster than light travel ... Or Maybe infinite hope only.

    473. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an atheist myself, but it seems to me calling someone else's sacred beliefs "fairy tales" does cross the line into bigotry. There's no need for it.

      As a counterpoint, pretending that you're perfectly OK with a set of beliefs that you truly do think area a set of 'fairy tales' strikes me not as respecting the beliefs, but as capitulation of your own.

      We really need to get a handle on what tolerance and respect truly mean. It doesn't mean pretending that you think something is alright when you don't think it is, simply to spare other's feelings. That's just courtesy, and that courtesy seems rather out of place in an discussion explicitly about said beliefs, I would think.

    474. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that whole thing about "do unto others as you would have them do to you" is, according to you, complete bullshit and not worth considering?

      Do you mean to say that "do unto others as you would have them do to you" is patented by Christians and nobody else should ever use it?

      Which is, of course, untrue. Virtually every major religion has a variation on what Christians call the Golden Rule.

    475. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should give the Bible a break about the ordering of things., so I can get a guaranteed entrance to heaven before I take Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior.

    476. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There isn't any conflict between the Bible and science. They are fundamentally different. The Bible states the absolute in 'children's words' as Jesus said, while science and scientists are about trying to understand the why/how of things comprehensively and thoroughly. Even a scientist would be explaining many concepts to his little girl/boy in simple terms as is in the Bible.

      When I loved someone I just simply enjoyed it thoroughly. I understand that perhaps some would be curious to know, and in the future even test/check/predict/model (with the help of powerful GPUs) beforehand whether 'this' brain signal for 'this' girl is stronger and fitter, than 'that' signal for 'that' girl.

      Even a hundred years ago at least some would have died of laughter when John states he sees a stone fall from the sky and destroys a third of the earth; today we know that just a 1.5 mile 'stone' could destroy half of the earth. Likewise when John says he sees a star falling from the sky; today we have even observed dying stars. John says about a bottomless pit which darkens/devours the sun and other stars; today at least theoretically we know about the black hole. Then there are the incomprehensible creatures; again today we believe at least theoretically but definitely, in abnormalities that could be created via cloning, or about alien worlds and creatures. John sees some events occurring at the same time; now, at least some scientists are theorising about six or more dimensions, each existing at the same time and place. Again John states about some invisible channel in, and between the skies/stars; today scientists are theorising that perhaps the only way to travel to another galaxy other than breaking the speed of light barrier would be a presently unknown but theoretically possible bridge/channel force between the galaxies.

      And then more... perhaps all of which would be comprehensible to the next/future generations. Like the Amazon tribe, or a child in a remote part of the world who sees an aeroplane for the very first time and thinks it is a new kind of bird with a roaring voice and a fire/smoke-spitting tail John doesn't know what he saw, he just states it. It is for the future generations to comprehend.

      The promise of the Bible as proved by Jesus is life for each and everyone... even a killer who repents at the last moment has that promise. This is perhaps the only concept which differs from science. Science may be able to promise something akin, to the future generations (perhaps wealthy), but can never cover, this, or the past generations. Everyone and everything is accounted for including the doggies and kitties... Revelation says about all living creatures on the earth, on the skies, and below the earth and waters, which has the promise of life.

      The greatness of the Bible is its simplicity, perhaps too simple and derisive for some. Just two simple sentences states the place of nature and living things like animals, birds, fish etc. in the grand scheme of God; 1) Genesis says that God gave humans reign over nature (a time when humans didn't even know about the stone as a defensive weapon), and the other living things. What kind of a king and queen are we? Are we the loving, caring, caring kings and queens? 2) As for the future, Rev 5:13 says it all.

      The power of the Bible can never be underestimated as evidenced throughout the world. Evolutionists/atheists/unbelievers, and (here in my country even other religions have been forced to kick karma, dharma and other concepts into the dustbin) doesn't even have the guts to hold on to their basic concepts like 'Survival of the fittest', 'natural selection' etc.; instead they are competing to ensure the 'survival of the unfittest'. Christians do it out of faith and love, whether a weak fellow human, or a living thing, or nature. Even when I take care of dogs or kittens, it is not because it is Napoleon the Great, or Cleopatra the Beauty, or my great grandmother recycled, but because it is a wonderful new pristine creation of God whatever the diversity

    477. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parables such as the parts in Genesis only exists to teach lessons about humanity. People who take them literally are missing the point.

    478. Re:Easy... by JWW · · Score: 1

      Sure.....

      It is the most incredible irony that the political system that explicitly bills itself as being the most fair to all of the people, is also the one that has killed and persecuted the most people.

      That system was built by very smart people, who unquestionably believed that the masses were too stupid to do what was right for them.

      The Communists prove your post to be totally wrong.

    479. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But is there any wall at all, or are you simply a brain in a jar attached to electrodes? If you are a brain in a jar, how would you know? What science could you rely on to prove it one way or the other?

    480. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with Catholicism is that it makes athiests out of reasonably normal people. You are proof of this exactly. So now, what is truth, really? In your view, there can be no truth because everything can only be BS when YOU can easily twist facts or beliefs into whatever you choose to believe at the moment. There is no spoon ..

    481. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between being a bigot, and hiding bigotry for the sake of politeness.

      I may think of someone's belief as "fairy tales," and at the same time give a person the benefit of the doubt that they might actually have given more thought to the issue than I have.

      In other words, it's arrogant to assume I know better than they do. It's not disingenuous to assume I may be wrong or ignorant on a subject even if it seems obviously silly to me on first examination.

    482. Re:Easy... by mladams · · Score: 1

      As an atheist, I have to chime in here and say that is a pretty broad statement to back up. Furthermore, it is not true.

      I personally know many protestants who don't accept a literal interpretation of the bible, including ministers and youth ministers.

      Your statement lumps Southern Baptists together with UCC and it is simply inaccurate. Additionally, my own denomination, Unitarian Universalism his strong roots in Protestantism, but is based on a non-literal interpretation of the bible and today members may not even read the bible.

      http://reasonable-thought.blogspot.com/2012/07/interdependent-existence-our-blessings.html

    483. Re:Easy... by t1oracle · · Score: 1

      Trying to do good is inadequate. Matthew 22:36-40 36 “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?” 37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’[a] 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’[b] 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.” Love is far more complex than simply trying to be good, and loving everyone is one of the most important things any of us can do. The purpose of the Bible is not to tell you how to think, but rather to direct your thoughts to the truth you already know in your heart. You already know how to love because God has put that knowledge into all of our hearts. However, loving others is often times the hardest thing in the world to do. That is why we have things like the Bible to help us along.

    484. Re:Easy... by DPajak · · Score: 1

      But it also allows a culture/situation/etc. completely devoid of the most basic logic. Let me give you two examples: 1) A teacher tells the students there is no God. God cannot be measured in an objective manner, so he must not exist. (To me, that is a mistake, because, just as the existence of God is unprovable...so is the non-existence, but I digress.) The students say to the teacher, "We cannot see your brain and neither can you. How do you know it exists?" I am sure you all have heard this one before...it even made the rounds on Facebook. Now, to me, that point by the children is completely ludicrous...and laughable. I can't get an MRI of my brain? I can't get a PET scan? I can't have a tripaning? I can't have my brain preserved and then sent to the children? Can you take a verifiable image of God? What amazes me is not that children could be so simple-minded as not to see the illogic in that extremely silly argument; what amazes me is that adults I know, and who are in some ways smarter than I am, could not see through the silliness of those children's argument. They found it beautiful; true; profound. 2) A very elderly Catholic woman in my family once told me that the nuns told her all the water currently on the earth has always been here for as long as the earth has been here. Where this nun got this idea from, I have no clue. It doesn't even specifically say that in the Bible. Much less, any common sense will tell you that, if when asteroids and comets crash into the earth they bring water with them, there must be more water now than before. But this elderly woman just accepted what the nun said without question. This is the problem...these are what religious books like the Bible do to people. They don't TEACH people HOW to think; they TELL them WHAT to think...and they do so in a way where even the most basic idea in modern science (that, with today's technology, I can image or preserve my brain) gets forgotten by some otherwise pretty intelligent people. Science is always changing because knowledge is always changing. Science is like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book with three outcomes (although you don't really get to choose because the facts are facts). The theory is proven incomplete and needs expansion. The theory is proven complete. The theory is proven completely incorrect and discarded. Religion leads to "cult of personality" where someone says something and it instantly becomes "true" merely because that person is an authority figure. "Truth" spread by authority figures, but never open to legitimate testing and verification is what religion is based on. I don't need any 2,000 year old book (most likely copied from another culture like the Mesopotamians and their "Epic of Gilgamesh" and not first thought of by the Israelites who rewrote the book to make themselves look better and more important than the rest of humanity at that time) to tell me I shouldn't kill; murder; steal; cause harm to other where I don't have to in order to survive; etc. I have a code of ethics based on the fact that every human has human DNA. I was not born entitled to any more, or less, than anybody else. From someone living on one dollar a day in some Third World hellhole, to someone who inherited tens or hundreds of millions of dollars from rich parents either in this country, or in an "Oil Monarchy". I will gladly take the priveleges my parents bestowed on me...but I am no more or less deserving than anyone else on the planet. I will therefore do no harm (whenever possible) because the people I would harm do not deserve such harm any more, or less, than I do. And I need no God to believe in to feel this way. If anyone else needs a God, or a 2,000 year old book (which has been rewritten to justify ethnic cleansing in some cases, Jericho), to believe in to not want to do no harm to others...it shows that humans are not nearly as evolved as we seem to think we are....................

    485. Re:Easy... by meatburglar13 · · Score: 1

      Ah, I was waiting for someone to trot out Pol Pot and Stalin as proof that atheists can be evil monsters. Of course atheists can be evil monsters, they are human beings, and a lot of human beings are mobile piles of living garbage. The difference in your example of those two infamous dickbags, as compared to your other example, Fred Phelps, is that Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao et al, didn't kill people in the *name* of atheism (at least not exclusively, and even when clergy were killed it was more a function of political sway these people had with localized populations, than any real animus towards their theology or epistemological system.) However, pogroms against gays, women, the Inquisition (currently known as the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith), crusades, the Malleum Maleficarum (book justifying the witch hunts), the Jewish purges from Europe in the Middle Ages, and genocides beyond counting all were done *explicitly* based upon theological grounds. I will concede that there was always a current of politics that helped to find the next victims of whatever king, pope, or emperor, but that this hardly ever the cause, or reason(s) given for these actions to be taken. False Equivalency fail.

    486. Re:Easy... by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      Chapter 1 - Male and Female are created simultaneously.

      Chapter 2 - Adam and Eve are created in that order.

      One of the two accounts must be false - they are mutually exclusive factual statements.

      Genesis is a collection of myths with no more truth to them then the parables.

      ===
      Did not the Children of Adam and Eve marry (if that is the proper word) humans from outside the garden. So, there had to be "strangers"

      Moses did not have to be found in a basket and adopted. He was the true and trusted son of Pharaoh. He was so trusted that he was the emissary to China for Pharaoh. Moses brought back the Chinese Lunar calendar, which the Jews adopted.
       

      --
      Leslie Satenstein Montreal Quebec Canada
    487. Re:Easy... by JakeBurn · · Score: 1

      Lol that's ignorance at its worst. Chapter one is a summary of the first week. Chapter two starts by saying back on that previous day, this is what happened. Had you ever read the book instead of just parroting what some other ignorant person told you, you might have made an argument that couldn't be disproved in a one minute Google search. Its a proven fact that there are no contradictions in the Bible only people's ignorance of what it really says. Or my favorite, people using problems with the English language to 'prove' something the original texts never said.

    488. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next."
      -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

    489. Re:Easy... by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      I think you meant to reply to the post above mine :)

    490. Re:Easy... by the+Gray+Mouser · · Score: 1

      "Sola Scriptura" does not exclude recognizing similes, metaphors, allegories, parables, taunts (one of the most misunderstood and misinterpreted 'literary devices' as we don't really have an equivalent in English, or other literary devices. It means believing that Scripture is inspired by God, not that every word was dictated and must be literally true no matter what the context.

      When Jesus said, "I am the vine and you are the branches", it doesn't mean that His followers are green and leafy.

    491. Re:Easy... by DPajak · · Score: 1

      Disprove? Maybe. Disprove to Bible literalists? Probably not. Most of us rational people would explain how the universe must have existed for at least hundreds of millions of years to explain how uranium and other heavy metals were created (they had to be created in supernovae; supernovae require at least hundreds of millions years for the stars to form, grow old, and die............. But, literalists would just say, "Uranium and other heavy metals are a gift from God."

    492. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which doesn't make much sense either. Even if Adam had had a rib removed why would that mean his male descendants all have one less rib?

    493. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is that Stalin and Pol Pot, both avowed atheists, managed between them to kill more people than Christians have managed to do since a guy named Jesus founded the thing 2,000 years ago.

      Ah yes, we all recall how Paulus surrendered the Sixth Army at Athiestgrad.

      Stalin studied at a seminary, FFS. He knew exactly how to employ cult thinking. If you think the conflicts of the 20th century were even tertiarily about atheism, you're being willfully ignorant.

    494. Re:Easy... by slackware+3.6 · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, Muslims Catholicism and Baptist churches are hate groups that discriminate against gays, women, non-believers, and--until relatively recently--people of other races. Muslims also hate Jews unlike christians.
      There fixed that for you.

    495. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The claim, what religion has to answer for, is that being a believer makes you more moral than nonbelievers. There's absolutely no evidence that this is the case. Most people are religious; most criminals are religious.

      If everyone was good, we wouldn't need laws, but by practical experience and the historical record, it's obvious that we do need laws to keep people in line.

      So forget the atheist issue, it's a red herring. The real question is, why aren't religious people all good? Or even more law-abiding by a statistically significant margin?

    496. Re:Easy... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Biblical scholars (as opposed to the nutjob putting up this award)

      While this is a really weird story, I wouldn't start from the assumption that the guy is a nutjob. In the descriptions, I can't see where the Liars-for-Jesus are going to cheat. Cheat they will assuredly do - it's in the job description - but I don't see where they'll do it. Maybe in the "pick a judge from this list I've already prepared" provision ; maybe in the details of this "minitrial" process. Both of those seem ripe for abuse.

      Just because Liars-for-Jesus are completely delusional on one point (biblical inerrancy, almost invariably of the King James version) doesn't mean that they're complete lunatics. Some certainly are, but there are also some dangerous ones too.

      To me, Genesis is a collection of myths with a spiritual truth to be discerned from them

      I normally find it to be rather sharp-edged for use as toilet paper, and your fingers go through it too easily. But it's is one of Genesis' greater contributions to humanity.

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      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
    497. Re:Easy... by DPajak · · Score: 1

      The Bible doesn't actually say how old the earth is; a Bible scholar from the Medieval Period working at the behest of the Church concluded the Bible was about 6,000 years old. He came to this conclusion based soley on the ages of the Bible patriarchs...which, as you have pointed out regardless of your being incorrect as to the age of the world and your statement that the Bible says the world is 3,000 years old, is pretty full of flaws. And, it shows the problems with looking for answers in just one book. Despite my pointing out where you statement is incorrect,I agree with your overall points.

    498. Re:Easy... by DPajak · · Score: 1

      I meant to post that the biblical scholar in question came to the conclusion that the EARTH and not the Bible was 6,000 years old, but you probably knew what I meant.

    499. Re:Easy... by johnsnails · · Score: 1

      A Meeting Every Night...
      #ExclusiveBrethren

    500. Re:Easy... by sjames · · Score: 1

      But the disrespect of calling their beliefs 'fairy tales' to their face does hint at thinking less of.

    501. Re:Easy... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Or, perhaps you lack the skills to derive spiritual benefit from the parables that they do. You're that kid who didn't get it when the teacher read Aesop's fables.

    502. Re:Easy... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Only in the sense that many text books depict the elementary particles as little spheres do so to trick people into ignorance.

    503. Re:Easy... by danxx · · Score: 1

      Easy. Chapter 1 says the were both created on the same day, not at the same time. Chapter 2 is a more detailed account of the creation of man (and woman) on that day.

    504. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All Protestants were created on the same day.

    505. Re:Easy... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      In all honesty, you should see a doctor. You've been indoctrinated probably beyond repair at this point.

    506. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nowhere in Genesis 1 does it say God created man and woman simultaneously.

      It says that God created them both. Nothing more.

      For men who do not understand that God represents the purest Science possible, it is natural that he would see myth and magic. It is the inability of MAN in his insufferable arrogance and ignorance trying to explain how God works that causes confusion.

      The glory of God is intelligence, or in other words, Light and Truth.

    507. Re:Easy... by pla · · Score: 1

      Or, perhaps you lack the skills to derive spiritual benefit from the parables that they do.

      Okay, so kindly explain to me the spiritual lesson derived from having two entirely different (and contradictory) creation myths in the first two chapters? From Jesus having two different paternal grandfathers (which shouldn't even matter if Daddy G knocked the BVM up), and two different sets of (quoted) famous last words?

      Yes, cheesy parables often contain a bit of wisdom worth knowing. I don't, however, worship the wise food-storing ants and pray to them to save me from wintery starvation.

    508. Re:Easy... by sjames · · Score: 1

      I don't, however, worship the wise food-storing ants and pray to them to save me from wintery starvation.

      You might, however, respect the writer.

      The differences in the stories you cite likely have no specific benefit, but don't really detract either so long as you accept them as stories (perhaps even true stories in a sense) that have diverged with time and were told to be within the mental grasp of people from another time and culture.

      I'm guessing that trying to explain inflation and the cosmic microwave background to a 1st century shepherd might not go so well.

    509. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precisely.
      There are, as anybody who actually reads Genesis can clearly see, two completely divergent creation stories. In the one, God starts out with the little critters and kind of evolves (you should pardon the expression) his way up to Man and Woman. In the second, God creates Man and he's lonely, so God creates animals but Man is still lonely, so then comes the spare rib into woman trick.
      So do we get the $10k?

    510. Re:Easy... by nobodie · · Score: 1

      And I was born in an Episcopalian family and have no need for Biblical inerrency. It is only those sects which demand that the Bible must be simple enough for the uneducated to discuss and understand, and is therefore without poetry, metaphor and mistake based on misunderstanding of reality from beliefs current at the time of transcription, that require biblical perfection and that it be the exact transcribed words of God. Episcopalians can accept the mistakes, the multiple versions the errency in short of the Bible and still use it as a canonical text..

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    511. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't even make it to sentence two.

    512. Re: Easy... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Best Slashdot thread ever.

      So to sum up your argument, pink can be pink, or pink can not be pink but still be pink if you have two definitions of the word pink? :)

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      W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
    513. Re: Easy... by Lazere · · Score: 1

      Yes... So do I get to be a biblical literalist now?

    514. Re:Easy... by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      Ancient bible manuscripts going back 1000 years even use the abbreviation Xc for Jesus Christ in the New Testament.

      "XC" is still an abbreviation for Christ alone, since it's the first and the last letters - chi and sigma - of the Greek word "CHristoS". There is a tradition of contracting certain commonly used "holy names" in Christian Greek manuscripts, dating back to the very beginning of the movement. You can also tell that it's a abbreviation because it's written with a bar above the word.

      The complete abbreviation for "Jesus Christ" would be ICXC (IesouS CHristoS). It can be seen on most Orthodox icons of Christ.

      No, the abbreviation should be ICHDXC, as in IesouS HaploiD ChristoS.

    515. Re:Easy... by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you for the most part, I must point out that when you say something is "complete bullshit" that means every part of it is bullshit which as you pointed out isn't true in this case. You'd have been better served to say "mostly bullshit".

      No, I believe he means that the parts that are bullshit, are completely bullshit (and not just halfway to bullshit).

    516. Re:Easy... by hackula · · Score: 1

      So true, Joe Camel was always aimed at the kids...

    517. Re:Easy... by hackula · · Score: 1

      Well, unfortunately you happen to be an easily dismissed outlyer. I live in the bible belt, and the vast majority of baptists are anti gay around me. The Episcopal Church that is supposed to be pretty liberal is still completely bigoted on the issue. My state's Episcopal diocese just got kicked out of the national church for their hateful views towards gays.

    518. Re:Easy... by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      What differentiates a core belief from a non-core belief? A belief that can't be changed? A belief that is not based on any other beliefs?

      What if a Nazi has a core belief that Aryans are superior? Would we be bigots for thinking less of him for his core beliefs?

      I see no reason to put *any* beliefs in the the "what we are" category. We are free to change our beliefs in a way that we are not free to change our gender, sexual orientation or ethnicity.

    519. Re:Easy... by hackula · · Score: 1

      Christianity does not teach that women or homosexuals have less worth, value, or whatever other metric than anyone else.

      No, they only advocate a book that says:

      If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. (Leviticus 20:13 NIV)

    520. Re:Easy... by hackula · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I am pretty sure Confucius beat ol JC to the Golden Rule punch by about 500 years. Also, the logic is along the same lines as "Charles Manson is not so bad. He had a wonderful sense of community".

    521. Re:Easy... by hackula · · Score: 1
      Let's do some reading then:

      "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet." (1 Timothy 2:12)

      "Go, now, attack Amalek, and deal with him and all that he has under the ban. Do not spare him, but kill men and women, children and infants, oxen and sheep, camels and asses." (1 Samuel 15:3)

      "Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." (Psalm 137:9)

      "Then God said: 'Take your son Isaac, your only one, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah. There you shall offer him up as a holocaust on a height that I will point out to you'."(Genesis 22:2)

      "Wives should be subordinate to their husbands as to the Lord." (Ephesians 5:22)

      Slaves, be subject to your masters with all reverence, not only to those who are good and equitable but also to those who are perverse." (1 Peter 2:18)

      If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity. (Deuteronomy 25:11-13)

      Before you jump to the obvious "But you took those passages out of context!", I encourage you to actually go read the surrounding text. That way you can see that God actually did straight up order the Jews to wipe out entire races and rape the young girls. How could a command like that actually be any better with context anyway???

    522. Re:Easy... by hackula · · Score: 1

      I think less of someone who believes in Big Foot. Oh well, I guess I'm a bigot. Alternate definition of bigotry: "Thinking less of a person for an arbitrary reason".

    523. Re:Easy... by hackula · · Score: 1

      Chi is even one of the earliest symbols of Christianity, in fact. The Chi Roh is everywhere in many churches.

    524. Re:Easy... by Dabido · · Score: 1

      The problem with that argument is that the first creation account goes into the order of what happened in each time period (because the word used isn't 'day' or 'days', as translated into English, but just means a period of time). The second creation account doesn't say God created the man on the first day, it doesn't list any days. Whenever it refers to anything that happens it talks in the past tense and uses 'had', for instance, it said God "had" planted a garden and then he places man in it. God "had" created the animals and brought them for the man to name. It doesn't claim the creation of the garden or the creation of the animals happened after the creation of man. They could well have occurred prior to the creation of man.

      I would dare to say that anyone taking this person on would need to know their Bible extremely well and not fall into the trap of interpreting things which aren't actually said. They'd probably also have to know their Hebrew and not what they read in the English versions (translations), because there are differences, such as the translation of the word 'day' in the first creation account. The word means a period of time, and it is an unspecified period of time. So, someone walking into the court room thinking they will prove the account incorrect by the age of the Universe, and how long it would take for stars, earth, etc to form based on it being impossible to happen in 'six days' might find themselves trying to argue against the Hebrew which just places it in six periods of unspecified time.

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      Sure enough, the cow costume was hanging up next to the superhero outfit and sailors uniform. (S,Spud)
    525. Re:Easy... by Dabido · · Score: 1

      3 When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. 4 After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters.

      Nah! They were rooting their sisters!

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      Sure enough, the cow costume was hanging up next to the superhero outfit and sailors uniform. (S,Spud)
    526. Re:Easy... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      How does thinking they are believing something stupid not mean you think less of them because of it?

      Because even smart people are wrong sometimes. Because even a genius can occasionally do or think something stupid.

      And smart people are separated from the idiots by being able to admit it when they are proven wrong.

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    527. Re:Easy... by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's another valid argument. I could have told him to go read the Hebrew version and get back to me. However he made a claim based on the wording of the English translation which doesn't even hold up just when compared to the rest of the English translation.

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    528. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (And try explaining the Greek aorist tense to someone whose language doesn't even include the concept.)

      There are languages lacking the concept of past tense?

    529. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went back and read Genesis Chapt 1 and Chapt 2 because your post intrigued me. However, after reading those two chapters, I don't see a contradiction. Chapter 1 is what we call in military writing a "BLUF" (Bottom Line Up Front). Simply a list of the days on which God created each group of things. In chapter 2, the writer steps back and begins to ellaborate on the creation process of each of those things. He steps back and tells the story. He re-mentions the creation of almost everything created in the categorized list in chapter 1, again in chapter 2, but in greater detail.

    530. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or even disprove my chocolate teapot in the heart of the sun theory.

      I like that.

    531. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      You have no reading comprehension.

      The initial sentences in the book of Genesis read like an overview, much like a modern paper has a quick summary at the beginning.

      When you realize this from basic textual analysis, the account makes perfect sense and there's no conflict as mis-stated in your post.

      Might want to pick something concrete and provable instead.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    532. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      No but to be the devil's advocate for a moment, it would be nice if people would stop being idiots and claim they *know* things not to be true they can't disprove.

      Just admit to what it is -- belief. One side believes one thing, the other does not. Very few of these debatable points come down to anything more than belief, despite the mud slinging attempts of the anti-faith community to claim otherwise.

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      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    533. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Since you seem so brilliant (that's sarcasm), how about you disprove the really easy one -- the biblical account of a global flood. After all, it would leave substantial evidence to be found, and evidence to the contrary should prove the text wrong, shouldn't it?

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    534. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      The word Christian was purportedly a slur by the Romans which was adopted by those of whom it was true. Get over yourself.

      X is short for Christ, there's no reason to care about 'xmas' being spelt wrong, especially since we have no clue when Jesus was born (and it almost certainly wasn't in the winter).

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    535. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      You converted from a well-thought out faith espoused by such great thinkers as Calvin himself to one that claims their leader is infallible and invents new rules every few decades? Last I checked, Catholics also deny Jesus had brothers and sisters and believe in iconography despite the rules against graven images in the Old Testament.

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    536. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      "Sell everything you have and give it to the poor" ... yup, definitely socially conservative.

      "True religion is taking care of widows and orphans."

      Yawn, blind people claiming others are blind is funny.

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    537. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      To claim you know better puts you on philosophically shaky ground.

      There are very few truly wise people who would claim another's beliefs are wrong. Such things are best left to the domain of the young and ignorant who know everything and nothing.

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    538. Re: Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      So much LOL ... love it.

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    539. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, most of the certainties claimed by the Bible (which is the subject of the story, not Christianity) are simply historical and quite frequently supported by outside sources, be it archaeology or secondary writings from other kingdoms.

      PS have you actually read it, or are you just claiming things you don't know anything about?

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    540. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      People have believed in the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob for many thousands of years. There have been many opportunities to disrupt such faith and yet it has stood, both in Judaism and Christianity and more recently in Islam. You feel free to compare it to a belief in Zeus, but you'll find that dismissing such an old and well tested faith out of hand is more ignorance than wisdom.

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    541. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Region makes a huge difference too -- its often cited for instance that English has more words for 'snow' than many others because its a northern language, and yet Inuit languages have even more.

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    542. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Feel free to argue otherwise but Atheism is a lack of belief in God, it has nothing to do with religion.

      In fact, I would argue that many atheists are very religious about their atheism.

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    543. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I can't speak to the rest, but all the translations I own are directly translated from the Hebrew and Greek texts we have. In rare cases, Greek translations of the Hebrew texts have been required but several modern archaeological discoveries have made that less necessary. My NIV+NASB+Greek interlinear is a personal favourite. It allows reading in English both in a modern and easy to read format (NIV) and a more literal translation (NASB) while including the original text as well for those of us who wish to cf. their ancient Greek lessons.

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    544. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      So many thanks for beating me to that one ... well stated.

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    545. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you think you're getting at, but early Catholics actively sought to disseminate the Bible (by translating it to Latin) and later sought to control its message (look up Jon Hus, then Martin Luther). Modern translations of the text rarely have anything to do with the terrible Latin and KJV translations that came before them and instead rely on original source materials.

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    546. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Yet another person who's illiterate.

      "When Adam had lived 130 years, he fathered a son in his own likeness, after his image, and named him Seth. The days of Adam after he fathered Seth were 800 years; and he had other sons and daughters."

      Now if you were going to pick something to debate there, it might be the 930 year old dude, not the fact that the Bible clearly states he had more children.

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    547. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      The book itself tells us that attempts at understanding God are folly and tries to steer humanity toward living free of vices and sin rather than in an understanding of who God is.

      For a terrible analogy, using a TV repair manual to build a TV is not advised either.

      When you're done reading the Bible you should come away with a sense of what God expects from his creation and what we tend to do wrong as a species. The same basic concepts are repeated over and over and over again throughout the text because as a race we tend to be obstinate.

      Also, feel free to disagree ;-)

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    548. Re:Easy... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      And yet the bible never says Eve has the additional rib taken from Adam, only that Adam started with an additional rib of his own.

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    549. Re:Easy... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you think you're getting at, but early Catholics actively sought to disseminate the Bible (by translating it to Latin) and later sought to control its message (look up Jon Hus, then Martin Luther). Modern translations of the text rarely have anything to do with the terrible Latin and KJV translations that came before them and instead rely on original source materials.

      By EDITING, I mean they selected and/or wrote many of the source materials. WRT the OT, it's possible to get a pre-Catholic, which means a pre-Christian text to start with. For the NT, not so much. And many of the modern Bible translators are not satisfied with the meanings that Jews ascribe to OT words.

    550. Re:Easy... by dmgxmichael · · Score: 1

      Well, you haven't checked very thoroughly and instead content yourself with propagating lies.

    551. Re:Easy... by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      You really need to go visit the Eastern Bloc, my friend. Talk to real people who lived under Soviet rule. See the monuments to the millions of people who starved to death while living in "relative peace". Understand a culture where even today, everyone wears a completely blank face in public for fear of being singled out for being different. Ask people to show you the buildings, where people went in, but did not ever come out. See the walls with pictures of all the loved ones who were taken from their families because their thoughts were unclean.

      The entire vision fostered on you by the American Press about what the USSR/Eastern bloc was, and how it worked, and how the people lived is a complete fabrication. Go visit there and see for yourself.

      Want to see what Communism REALLY is? Go visit there, don't read about it, or take the word of some College Professor. The suffering these people endured while living in your "relative peace" is so completely beyond the imagination of the average American it is simply beyond the pale my friend.

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    552. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original language is quite clear

      Really? You make that claim without even explaing how the language is so clear. I call BS.

    553. Re:Easy... by Shagg · · Score: 1

      There is no world. All of your memories, as well as your perception of the present, are imaginary.

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    554. Re:Easy... by Firewheels · · Score: 1

      "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
      Then he is not omnipotent.
      Is he able, but not willing?
      Then he is malevolent.
      Is he both able and willing?
      Then whence cometh evil?
      Is he neither able nor willing?
      Then why call him God?"
      --Epicurus

    555. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it could be invisible, but the light being bent around it, or replaced before reaching your eyes somehow, thus still pink but invisible.

    556. Re:Easy... by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Chapter 1 - Male and Female are created simultaneously.

      Chapter 2 - Adam and Eve are created in that order.

      One of the two accounts must be false - they are mutually exclusive factual statements.

      No they're not. Compare: either two infinite straight lines must intersect, or they must be parallel. True or false? You can't say, without knowing further constraints (in this case, whether they are on on an euclidean plane or not). Genesis does not give an awful lot of context to make assumptions, and has other parts too, which seem to have... let's say, quaint concept of time. In general, trying to apply logic to something as ridiculous as Genesis is like trying to apply logic in a vi vs. emacs debate. You're wrong already by entering the debate, anything you say after that is irrelevant.

    557. Re:Easy... by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Well, it is generally accepted that we are all matrilinearly decended from the same woman, Mitochondrial Eve, I think this pretty much scientifically disproves there being two women at creation, unless one mothered no daughters.

      "Mitohocontrial Eve" is the last woman, from whom mithoconrial DNA of all living humans is descended from. Naturally her mother, two grandmothers, 4 grandgrandmothers etc also had ancestors of our mithocondria, they're just not the last. In future daughter/granddaughter of current Mithocondrial DNA may well become the new Eve, if other lines of Mithocondrial DNA die out.

      It's important to realize, that other women who lived at the same time as current mithocondrial DNA are also our ancestors. The important difference is, if you track your lineage to any other woman living at that time, there is going to be at least one male in the lineage in between, breaking the mithocondrial inheritance. In other words, other women who lived at the same time (and before) the Mithocondrial Eve may also be ancestors of all currently living humans, it's just that it's not all-female lineage back to those women.

      Similarily you could track lineage on the male side for all living humans, and arrive at one male who is greatgrandfather of us all. Or just trace this for males living now, you can find Y-chomosome Adam. But it's is important to notice that Y-chromosome Adam of men is not the same man who is the last father of all current men and women, and also that they did not live at the same time as Mithocondrial Eve.

    558. Re:Easy... by Urkki · · Score: 1

      And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word

      Was the Word big-endian or little-endian?

      There was no Data yet. There were just lower and higher byte, all equal, no order. Please pay attention!

    559. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blimey, that actually sounds like a good read.

    560. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A "faggot" is a bundle of sticks. It wasn't until the beginning of the 20th century in the United States that it became a slur against male homosexuals. It wasn't until the middle of the 20th century that "gay" meant anything other than happy and enjoyable. Neither word is particularly well received now.

      It's also a delicious pork offal meatball. I find you omission of that delicacy from your list to be quite offensive.

    561. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      everyone talks about this issue. But the fact is there is a difference between create and form.
      on the 6th day, all men & women were created as light beings.

      on the , 8th day. ( after the 7 day creation process ) Adam was formed.

      please scientist wannabe's. Words are important here.

    562. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atheism vs Agnosticism:
      Atheism believes that God does not exist.
      Agnosticism believes that we cannot know whether God exists.

      Because you can't prove that God does not exist, Atheism is considered to be a religious belief.
      Agnostics on the other hand do not believe the Bible or Quran or other religious writings. But they are also not so presumptuous to claim that God does not exist.

      Some people are truly Atheists - by faith - but a vast majority of self-proclaiming Atheists are actually Agnostics.
      When someone tells me they are Atheist I don't assume they are religious. I assume they are actually Agnostic and don't even know it.

    563. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sola scriptura has nothing whatsoever to do with super-literalism, regardless of the apparent fact that your family and church of origin apparently practiced both.

    564. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . The fact is that Stalin and Pol Pot, both avowed atheists, managed between them to kill more people than Christians have managed to do since a guy named Jesus founded the thing 2,000 years ago.

      Bullshit. Let's see, Crusades + Inquisition + Reformation + Holocaust + Conquistadores and other Christian Imperialism (saving the savages from themselves by enslaving them and slaughtering the heretics) + Imperialist Russia (backed by the Russian Orthodox Church) + every other bloodthirty monarch given the blessing by the Pope or the leader of some other influential church.... and if you think the holocaust was a atheistic genocide because of a few private comments (completely contradicting the public ones) the leader of the revolution allegedly made in private, you are hopeless.

    565. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you have a detailed metaphorical language by which you interpret the meaning of the Bible, which would take flexibility out of the interpretation. See for example Swedenborg.

    566. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mastropaolo said that any evidence presented in the trial must be 'scientific, objective, valid, reliable and calibrated.'

      Since he's ruled out the bible as a source, on what is he basing his argument in favor of the Genesis account?

      Without an argument in favor, an argument against is unnecessary.

      $10,000 please.

    567. Re:Easy... by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

      Nah, it's the entire premise behind "Bible Code". It works fine!

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    568. Re:Easy... by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Light travels at known rate of speed, establishing many known inconsistencies in The Book Of Genesis. Game. Where's my check?

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    569. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all words are two bytes. Not all bytes are eight bits. Time for a holy war.

  2. And? by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 4, Informative

    What is this supposed to prove? Plenty of idiots have money in our society, money only has a tenuous correlation with intelligence.

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    1. Re:And? by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Probably it will only prove that neither theory can be proven to judicial standards.

      One version happened some 6000 years ago, the other some 14 bln years ago. It's quite impossible to find any evidence (by judicial standards) of either one.

      And besides, I don't think they're mutually exclusive anyway. God in all his almighty powers and omnipresence and so probably just created the world some 6000 years ago, together with the whole universe and its history, making us believe it's much older than it really is. After all, we're talking about God here, and God can do anything.

    2. Re:And? by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      I thought the product of US courts over the past decade or so is proof-positive that virtually anything can be proven by "judicial standards."

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    3. Re:And? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      I thought the product of US courts over the past decade or so is proof-positive that virtually anything can be proven by "judicial standards."

      Case in point: In the US, legally tomatoes are vegetables, though botanically fruits.
      From: Tomato: Fruit or Vegetable:

      In 1887, U.S. tariff laws that imposed a duty on vegetables, but not on fruits, caused the tomato's status to become a matter of legal importance. The U.S. Supreme Court settled this controversy on May 10, 1893, by declaring that the tomato is a vegetable, based on the popular definition that classifies vegetables by use, that they are generally served with dinner and not dessert (Nix v. Hedden (149 U.S. 304)). The holding of this case applies only to the interpretation of the Tariff Act of March 3, 1883, and the court did not purport to reclassify the tomato for botanical or other purposes.

      We are a generally stupid country...

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    4. Re:And? by dryeo · · Score: 2

      It takes quite a bit of intelligence to be born to rich parents and even more intelligence to be born to the correct type of Christian parents. Some people are so stupid that they're born to poor junkies and the really stupid people are born into situations where they never even hear of the bible. These are the kind of faithless stupid sinners who deserve to go to hell and suffer as obviously God is loving and fair and people choosing to be born into a faithless hunter gatherer culture in the Amazon are obviously bad people and people choosing to be born in the USA deserve ever lasting life for God is great and infallible and gave man free will.

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    5. Re:And? by jopsen · · Score: 1

      Probably it will only prove that neither theory can be proven to judicial standards.

      Forgive me for asking, but just how do they plan to get this idiotic theatrical performance infront of a judge.
      Do they imagine someone volunteers?
      If not, why wouldn't the judge just hold both of them in contempt of court?

      On topic, trying to prove your believes pretty much defeats the point of "believing".

    6. Re:And? by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      The summary mentions a list of judges, so I assume they have volunteers for that. Which honestly doesn't surprise me too much, there are so many judges in the US, there must be some that find it interesting to host such a debate for whatever reason.

    7. Re:And? by fatphil · · Score: 1

      I think the blame should be put on the botanists for repeatedly adopting terms with common meanings, and then applying those terms to much more narrow concepts such that many of the orignal items can no longer be "correctly" described using the original term. Most berries aren't berries; most nuts aren't nuts; etc..

      I.e., they've got form. So basically, either the botanists are idiots, or arseholes. Either way, they and their nomenclature should be treated with contempt.

      And unusually I'm only about 1% tongue in cheek on this matter.

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    8. Re:And? by fatphil · · Score: 1

      > Mastropaolo has said he will create a list of potential superior court judges to decide the case.

      I.e. it's a fix.

      Only a weak-minded atheist will accept the nominations that he's likely to propose, so will be doubly-likely to fail.

      Let's propose a more definitive trial - one where physics is put in direct competition with religion, and the sophistry of human argumentation is not part of the equation. For physics, as an expert witness, I nominate momentum. Specifically the momemtum of a small lead slug, or of a baseball bat. He may use prayer as his defence. Both being scientists, were he to demand that the experiment be repeated (presumably he'll have back-up subjects just in case prayer didn't work for him) in order for the accuracy of the result to be better, then that would be just fine with me.

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    9. Re:And? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      God in all his almighty powers and omnipresence and so probably just created the world some 6000 years ago, together with the whole universe and its history, making us believe it's much older than it really is.

      No, he created it next Thursday, and once created, it will only _look like_ it's existed for billions of years.

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    10. Re:And? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Scientific evidence, particularly well accepted evidence like plate tectonics and radioactive dating, are a higher standard than courts accept. Courts do accept scientific evidence, but they also accept much weaker evidence, such as expert testimony, eyewitness testimony, and documentation.

    11. Re:And? by Bigby · · Score: 1

      Speaking of money: the valuation of money takes a leap of faith.

    12. Re:And? by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      We are a generally stupid species...

      FTFY.

    13. Re:And? by JimFive · · Score: 1

      There may be (ok, there certainly are) instances of the stupidity of our courts, but this isn't it.

      Botanically speaking ALL fruits are vegetables and a lot of things that we consider vegetables are fruits: green peppers, squash, tomatoes, anything with seeds surrounded by flesh; and a lot of things we don't consider vegetables are, such as nuts and grain. The fact that the court declared that the law meant the colloquial definition of vegetable is reasonable. What may be stupid is that the definition wasn't spelled out in the law, itself.

      The fact is that the botanical definition of fruit and vegetable is irrelevant for policy purposes.
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  3. Ave Satanas! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Article needs more Satan!

  4. 6 days by Circlotron · · Score: 0, Troll

    Most people complain about the earth, universe etc being created in six days. If you read the actual Bible account you will see it says in the VERY FIRST sentence that the earth got created. Only AFTER that, the six creative "days" occurred to prepare the surface of the earth for inhabitation, not for the creation of the earth which was already in existence.

    1. Re:6 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should quit wasting your time reading that garbage.

    2. Re:6 days by ArsonSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yea the first day the earth was already there and light was created, of course it was a few days later when the sun was created so where did that light come from?

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    3. Re:6 days by hawguy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yea the first day the earth was already there and light was created, of course it was a few days later when the sun was created so where did that light come from?

      An omnipotent being created the earth and the rest of the universe, and you're quibbling over how he could create light before the sun? If he can create matter from nothing, surely creating a few photons isn't beyond his powers.

    4. Re:6 days by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Ohhh, makes sense now. My faith is renewed.

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    5. Re:6 days by hawguy · · Score: 2

      Ohhh, makes sense now. My faith is renewed.

      You're the one who could accept that the earth was created by god, except for the inconstancy that light was created before the sun was created.

      You can't agree with one miraculous act and then claim that it's inconsistent with a second miraculous act when the first act was already so unbelievable that any being that could accomplish it is truly omnipotent.

      The contractors that built my house put up temporary lighting before the wiring and permanent lamps in the house were installed, apparently god did the same thing - he created temporary lighting before installing the sun.

    6. Re:6 days by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that if you throw out the unit of "day" as an arbitrary length of God time, you know that the universe is way older than the Sun. A lot of stars existed before the Sun ever collapsed into a star. Immediately after the big bang, there was nothing *but* light.

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    7. Re:6 days by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Yea the first day the earth was already there and light was created,

      Baryons formed at about 10^-35 seconds, while photons didn't arise until about 10^-11 seconds. You come up with a better allegory to explain to the cavemen.

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    8. Re:6 days by KalvinB · · Score: 1

      Science has proven light can exist without a source.

      Funny that you mock it.

      Because that's exactly what Science teaches as part of the big bang theory.

      No other creation myths say that light came first.

    9. Re:6 days by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, light did exist for about 9 billion years before the sun coalesced.

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    10. Re:6 days by wierd_w · · Score: 2

      The devil's advocate in me wants to say...

      One of the very first stable particles that would have formed after the big bang would have been a massive wash of photons. All those exotic particles and antiparticles smashing into each other would have created an incandescent soup, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG before stars could even begin to form, so "light" existing before the sun is scientifically predicted.

      Light would have existed long before baryonic matter in fact.

    11. Re:6 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently God didn't invent sarcasm until the day after you were born...

    12. Re:6 days by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Apparently God didn't invent sarcasm until the day after you were born...

      I'm not sure what point you're trying to make - I got his sarcasm, he wasn't *really* saying that his faith was renewed, he was sarcastically implying that my post had no effect on his faith.

      But even if I take what you said literally, if sarcasm was invented the day after I was born, then I would have been exposed to it throughout my developmental years and would be quite accustomed to sarcasm.

    13. Re:6 days by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Light would have existed long before baryonic matter in fact.

      Which is inconsistent with Genesis 1, since there, water (Genesis 1:2) exists before God creates light (Genesis 1:3).

    14. Re:6 days by Circlotron · · Score: 1

      Gen 1:2 say that "there was darkness on the surface of the watery deep." It doesn't say that it was dark everywhere in that light didn't exist, only that the surface of the (totally wet) earth was dark. If there were very heavy clouds that then parted it would appear to an earthly observer that light had finally appeared, just like when the sun comes up in the morning.

    15. Re:6 days by Sqr(twg) · · Score: 1

      The most prevalent scientific theory also has the early universe filled with light before the sun, or any other stars, were formed.

    16. Re:6 days by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Yea the first day the earth was already there and light was created, of course it was a few days later when the sun was created so where did that light come from?

      An omnipotent being created the earth and the rest of the universe, and you're quibbling over how he could create light before the sun? If he can create matter from nothing, surely creating a few photons isn't beyond his powers.

      Ummm, guys, photons happened before any star were formed in the most common scientific theory, the big bang.

      There is also another problem, from the point of view of a god there is not an order of creation of things. Order implies time, time is part of the supposed creation.

      A god can create the end of the world and work out the rest from there.

      Or it can create an eternal world in two directions, in the past and in the future, with evolving creatures. It is the same effort that you make calculating an f(t) where t belongs to R.

      This is philosophy 101 IMHO. Wake up, creation is not a problem for science, evolution is not a problem for religion.
       

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    17. Re:6 days by denzacar · · Score: 1

      The TARDIS.

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    18. Re:6 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole universe (including our sun) is summed up in the opening statement: "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth"

      The surface of the proto-earth is described in the following verse as unstable and dark: "Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface"

      With our current understanding of the evolution of our solar system and the earth, it isn't difficult to understand why that would be the case. The next stage in the earth's formation was a translucent atmosphere: “Let there be light,” and there was light. The light is enough to distinguish night from day, but the sun, moon and stars are not visible as distinct objects in the sky.

      We then go through the development of a water cycle, formation of stable land, and (with light, water, and land) the appearance of life (plants only). By verse 14 the atmosphere is cleared to the point that the rest of the universe can be seen as distinct objects in the sky, and a larger part of their purpose is revealed: "let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years".

      The remainder of the account concerns the development of progressively larger creatures and finally mankind (Adam). Trying to peg times against all of this is completely pointless - you're already lost by verse 2. If this account is true, it can only have been revealed by the creator. Of what significance is time to one for whom all time is equally the present ("I am beginning and end")? Or when, "With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day"?

    19. Re:6 days by Circlotron · · Score: 1

      Most people complain about the earth, universe etc being created in six days. If you read the actual Bible account you will see it says in the VERY FIRST sentence that the earth got created. Only AFTER that, the six creative "days" occurred to prepare the surface of the earth for inhabitation, not for the creation of the earth which was already in existence.

      I see that my OP in currently rated Score:0, Troll. I would like someone to tell me why this is the case. I simply quoted an external source, not my own words, and the purpose in doing so was to debunk the ridiculous idea that many put forth that the universe and everything in it came into existence in 6 days only 6000 years ago. This is pure nonsense as most here will agree. Read my source material and see for yourself.

    20. Re:6 days by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Don't read too much into the English word "day" and any light-related connotation. The same word is used in the original Hebrew for both the 7 individual "day"s of creation, and for the total 7-"day" period (there's a 1-line summary at the end of the saga).

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    21. Re:6 days by fatphil · · Score: 1

      > Order implies time, time is part of the supposed creation.

      False. There is no mention of creation of time in any Hebrew creation myth. Creation of day and night is no more creation of time than me setting a pendulum swinging is. Without time, a pendulum couldn't swing, or move - the concept of time has to pre-exist in order for the setting of a chronometer to even make sense.

      > This is philosophy 101 IMHO. Wake up, creation is not a problem for science, evolution is not a problem for religion.

      False. In order to do physics, you have to agree on the metaphysics, and what you admit into the universe of discourse. Incorporating judeo-christian self-contradictory gobbledegook into your metaphysics will give you physics incompatible with that of those who reject such absurd notions. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an apologist.

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    22. Re:6 days by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Science has proven light can exist without a source.

      Funny that you mock it.

      Because that's exactly what Science teaches as part of the big bang theory.

      No other creation myths say that light came first.

      you missed the part where there was a dark Earth before there was light.

    23. Re:6 days by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Most literalists I know insist that a "day" in genesis really was a modern, 24 hour day. I let one of them try to explain this once, but it was so riddled with logical fallacies that I have forgotten it now. It had something to do with how the layers of earth are aligned inappropriately and older rock is sometimes on top of newer rock.

    24. Re:6 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Yea the first day the earth was already there and light was created, of course it was a few days later when the sun was created so where did that light come from?

      This light comes from the moment the Universe has become transparent, now it is better known under the name background microwave radiation.
      Sure, stars were created few days later, after the formation and ignition could take place. What is he problem?

    25. Re:6 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Revelations it refers to the fact that there will be no Sun or Moon, neither darkness nor light, but the Glory of God will illuminate all that is.

    26. Re:6 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Bible uses the term "dynamic energy" at Isaiah 40:26.

      But God didn't create light before he created sources of light. The account in Genesis chapter 1 is told from the viewpoint of an observer on the Earth's surface during the creation account. The earth was covered in water and surrounded by a thick cloud. No light could get through that cloud. Eventually, the cloud thinned and light was observable on the surface of the Earth. Eventually, the cloud layer thinned enough to see the sun through it.

      Some cloudy days, all you can see is that there's light. Some cloudy days, you can see the orb of the sun through the haze. That cloud layer is also what "broke" when the flood occurred.

    27. Re:6 days by PmanAce · · Score: 1

      The trick is how he created the earth without spin...his light must have rotated around the earth to create night.

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    28. Re:6 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you've been around 9 billion years to be able to state that as fact? I've got some questions I'd like you to answer.

    29. Re:6 days by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      >> Order implies time, time is part of the supposed creation.

      >False.
      O RLY?

      >There is no mention of creation of time in any Hebrew creation myth.
      Non sequitur, and anyway you should be in front of the one who wrote "in the beginning" and ask him clarification. The existence of a time plane independent from the creation, so at a level equal or superior than God's would have required more than 3 words, in my opinion.
      I also don't blame an author for skipping over the inconceivable (to us) state where time isn't defined.

      [Paul, about Christ] "For in him all things were created: things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities; all things have been created through him and for him. He is before all things, and in him all things hold together."

      So, even if the new thing is the mediation of the Christ, there is no special status for Time, or anything else. If this were a departure from the previous held thoughts, wouldn't Paul or anybody else stress that?

      >>This is philosophy 101 IMHO. Wake up, creation is not a problem for science, evolution is not a problem for religion.
      >False. In order to do physics, you have to agree on the metaphysics
      Strange, people managed to do things basing themselves on axioms, instead of agreeing on theoretical models which are either eventually testable, or outside the field of safe application of logic.

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    30. Re:6 days by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      Right. There was darkness, and then light was created, and then the light was separated from the darkness into distinct lighted objects. Alternatively, what you are describing sounds to me like a generally high energy level all around, so any one spot might not be discernible as "light" relative to another. And we leave as an exercise for the reader whether "light" is the energy or the recognition thereof ("the rays are not coloured" - Newton).

    31. Re:6 days by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      Actually the big bang theory says nothing about anything coming from nothing. It just states that everything in the universe was in a very dense state at some calculable point in the past. It makes no claims about whether or not that stuff existed before the big bang.

      All current scientific theories break down (i.e. don't apply) at the moment of the big bang. If a hypothesis like M-"theory" pans out, then maybe we will finally have a scientific theory that explains the universe in a way that includes the big bang, rather than just everything after the big bang.

    32. Re:6 days by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Unless I'm mistaken current theory says that before matter condensed the governing mechanics of the universe were not stable. Under that situation you wouldn't be able to argue that light even existed as the mechanics that govern electromagnetic waves likely wouldn't have stabilized. There was certainly a lot of energy but what form that energy took is another question that's likely unanswerable. You are taking a big stretch arguing that the mechanics of the universe applied when mater and space itself were still yet to condense.

    33. Re:6 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Happened to be reading this. I don't agree with creationism at all, but this one tidbit actually could be twisted to fit science -- if you twist really hard and don't take anything too literally. First of all, the original Hebrew can be translated as "a day" or "a period of time". Secondly, science theorizes that there were three generations of stars. The first generation of stars -- known as Population III -- burned out long ago. Our sun came from material shed by the Population III stars. Light existed in the universe before our sun was created.

      The earth could be interpreted as galactic material.

      I warned you it would be quite stretch. Creationism can't possibly stand up to today's logical methods. Hell, anything related to tales told by mouth won't stand up to today's rigor of logic. It's just not how people did things back then. To try to compare the two is useless endeavor. I do it sometimes because I enjoy it -- not because it's actually useful.

  5. get a library card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    he should save himself the trouble, go get a library card, and then move onto more productive things to do with one's precious time here on earth.

    doesn't the biblical god, and every interpretation of it, in some way deem wasting away one's life with pointless endeavors a sin?

  6. pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It can't be proved or disproved. That's why believers call it "faith".

    1. Re:pointless by green1 · · Score: 1

      Faith can't be disproved, nor can God, or Adam and Eve. but the Bible is something we can read and evaluate, and as such, the Bible's account of creation can be disproved. The Bible contains all sorts of direct contradictions, and as two opposite things can not both be true, it is by definition wrong. (you don't even have to know if either one of the contradictory statements is true, they could both be false, but they can't both be true, so at least one must be wrong)

    2. Re:pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Bible's account of creation can be disproved.

      Nope. God, being magical, could create anything any way He chose and then make it *look* like it was done in a completely different way (big bang etc.)

      The Bible contains all sorts of direct contradictions, and as two opposite things can not both be true,

      You're trying to apply logic to God. God is magical and can ignore or transcend logic. God can do an infinite number of contradictory things at once and leave behind "evidence" that points to (e.g.) none of them.

      You're wasting your time here.

    3. Re:pointless by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      and as two opposite things can not both be true, it is by definition wrong

      According to what authority? The law of noncontradiction? What proof is there that this logical axiom is true? None, by definition of a logical axiom, it has no proof

      God on the other hand, by definition is all powerful and inerrant. The Bible is his literal word, and also by definition inerrant. The inerrancy of God takes precedence over some insignificant proofless logical axiom, which you foolishly assumed everyone would agree to.

      You're gonna have to do better than that to get $10000 from this guy. I suggest stealing it from him.

  7. The Bible is full of rubbish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why just don't these people get a life.
    The earth is flat too!

  8. and on the 6th day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God created man, and he said "caveat emptor".

    1. Re:and on the 6th day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      no, he said "woops"

  9. Hasn't this been done already? by michael_rendier · · Score: 2

    someone should point him at Kitzmiller v. Dover.

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    1. Re:Hasn't this been done already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      irrelevant... all proof must be found in the bible, since that's the only source of truth. all man made laws are flawed and therefore inadmissible.

    2. Re:Hasn't this been done already? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      irrelevant... all proof must be found in the bible, since that's the only source of truth.

      Then the account at Gen 2:4-25 disproves the account at Gen 1:1-Gen 2:3, and vice versa.

  10. Maybe now by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    We will find out who was Cain's wife...

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  11. Triceratops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just found soft tissue in 60 mya bones... Again.

    http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0065128113000020

    1. Re:Triceratops by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Just found soft tissue in 60 mya bones... Again.

      http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0065128113000020

      From the linked article:

      This is the first report of sheets of soft tissues from Triceratops horn bearing layers of osteocytes, and extends the range and type of dinosaur specimens known to contain non-fossilized material in bone matrix.

      What does that mean in laymens terms? Sounds like they are saying that they found another bone with non-fossilized remains, but what's the significance of that?

    2. Re:Triceratops by silanea · · Score: 1

      [...] what's the significance of that?

      And why the hell is Richard Attenborough suddenly buying up Central American islands?

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    3. Re:Triceratops by slackware+3.6 · · Score: 1

      The significance is this. If a bone is millions and millions of years old and the bone was not fossilized why didn't the bone completly decay over million of years.

  12. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If the argument can be predicated on God's infinite power, then.. ?

  13. What are the claims? by hawguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For someone who's not too familiar with the Bible, what are the claims up for grabs in this challenge, aside from creating the earth in 7 days and 7 nights, Adam & Eve, and the talking serpent?

    How can anything be disproved if one must first accept that Genesis is the inspired word of an omnipotent deity? And if that's not an accepted fact, then isn't the "disproof" the fact that it was written by man?

    1. Re:What are the claims? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      The book of Genesis covers a massive chunk of Hebrew history - from the creation of the world, the tower of Babel, Noah's ark and the flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, Abraham and Isaac, Joseph and his shenanigans in Egypt. It's the book that covers the single longest historical period in the Bible - around 2,000 years or so.

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    2. Re:What are the claims? by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      It's the book that covers the single longest historical period in the Bible - around 2,000 years or so.

      Give or take a few billion...

    3. Re:What are the claims? by flounders · · Score: 1

      According to the Bible the book of Genesis and its events are not how we are to trust that the Bible is true. We accept those facts after we have come to know it is true because Hebrews 11:3 says it is by faith that we know the worlds were framed by the word of God. Do I expect someone who has no faith in the Bible to understand that fact? No.

      Isaiah tells us what to look for to determine if there is a divine being, and how to know who that being is: "Remember the former things of old: for I am God, and there is none else; I am God, and there is none like me, declaring the end from the beginning, and from ancient times the things that are not yet done, saying, My counsel shall stand, and I will do all my pleasure." Isaiah 46:10. And this is reasonable. I can't predict the future. I can take a guess at it, but those guesses are limited to within a few hundred years at most. No one from the 16th century predicted that we would have the lives we do, or who would be president or king. We as men do not know those things that far in advance. Yet in the book of Daniel there is a prophecy that even to the critic spans over 2000 years. In the second, seventh, eighth, and eleventh chapters the history of nations from Daniel's time to ours is depicted. I believe the book was written in 6th century BC, but skeptics think it was written as late as 2nd century BC. It can be verified it existed by then because of the Septuagint (a Greek translation of the Old Testament with the apocrypha). If you read Daniel 2, you find that 5 eras are depicted. The reason I say eras rather than nations is because of the ten toes or the divided nations in the dream. The eras have come to be understood from the interpretation given in that chapter of Daniel to be first Babylon, then later on in chapter 7 and 8 and in the account of the fall of Babylon the Medes and Persians are understood to be the next kingdom, then Greece as it is named in chapter 7 though not named in chapter 2, Rome is understood throughout the chapters but never stated, and then a divided kingdom which bears some semblance to the empire that preceded it in that has the elements of Iron still present showing that the divided kingdom is basically divided Rome which we know as present day Europe. Only 5 eras are predicted before the everlasting kingdom comes in. Just to give the skeptic the benefit of argument, let us say Daniel was written at the beginning of the 2nd century BC because it needed some time to become canon to the Jews for it to have the position it does in the Septuagint. That said can you explain to me how only two other national periods have come after the Greek rule? The Assyrians had quite an empire, the Babylonians also, the Persians after them, the Greeks for some time, and then the Romans. Then Europe has remained as the fallout of the Roman Empire with no single figurehead from the day of its breakup until now. There have been at least three attempts at a single empire by Charlemagne, Napoleon and Hitler. Hitler and Napoleon almost dominated all of Europe, but despite being brilliant tacticians made some bad calls at just the right moment. Only 5 eras predicted and that prediction has held the test of time for over 2000 years. That is not by chance.

      Now I realize that doesn't prove the whole Bible true, it just proves the book of Daniel is true. But Daniel had supernatural information he was writing that we know is accurate as you study that book more closely. Daniel in chapter 9 quotes Jeremiah as inspired when he tries to understand the content of his vision in chapter 8 and references things that Moses wrote about. So Daniel considered at least the book of Jeremiah and Deuteronomy as inspired by the same One who gave him supernatural information. You all should be smart enough to figure out the rest of the connections if you just read without jumping to conclusions immediately.

      As for the supposed discrepancies in Genesis 1 and 2, I just want to point out that anyone who has ever read book, manual, specification at some point gets someth

    4. Re:What are the claims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some reason I read that in Peter Griffin's (from family guy) voice, which made it even better :)

    5. Re:What are the claims? by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      I wonder, if someone takes a survey of reptilian verbal aptitude and concludes that the talking snake bit is highly unlikely, would that be admissible?
      Or does he want a complete certainty, which makes what he's asking for unscientific?

    6. Re:What are the claims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid flounders! -HS

  14. Three letters.. by ihaveamo · · Score: 2

    CMB. That's it. I love that three small letters (well, and and enter key I suppose) typed into google can debunk most of this.

    But seriously, its actually quite hard to debunk that there were talking snakes/donkeys/gods etc. Its like trying to debunk an invisible pink unicorn is standing behind you.. (But how can it be invisible and pink at the same time?.. ahhh thats beyond scientific understanding!)

    1. Re:Three letters.. by greenguy · · Score: 2

      Certified mortgage banker?

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    2. Re:Three letters.. by khallow · · Score: 2

      Not quite as sexy: Cosmic Ray Background.

    3. Re:Three letters.. by hawguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm assuming you mean Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation?

      I fail to see how that's any kind of proof against an ominipotent deity that can create an entire planet (and even a universe) out of nothing. Surely cooking up some uniform CMB wouldn't be difficult for such a deity.

      CMB may be consistent with the Big Bang theory, but it's also consistent with a deity that wants to fill his universe with CMB for whatever reason.

      That's the problem with trying to prove anything against an omnipotent deity - omnipotent means he can do *anything* including faking fossil records, making people suffer for no apparent reason (even young children), and filling the universe with CMB.

    4. Re:Three letters.. by Yosho · · Score: 1

      No, combat maneuver bonus.

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    5. Re:Three letters.. by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      And who says God didn't just create all that together with the creation of our planet itself? If he can create a complete planet, a bit of microwave radiation should be just a side note.

    6. Re:Three letters.. by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      C....M....B.....

      You haven't had your coffee yet, right? Because it's Cosmic Microwave Background. You know, so the middle word starts with the M in CMB.

    7. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember writing a parenthetical on a science test to this "Proof" for the Big Bang that the radiation could also be attributed to a giant cosmic radiation-spewing space bunny. My professor wasn't as amused by this visualization as I was.

    8. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cain obviously had a pretty high CMB, or else Abel was underlevelled. ;)

    9. Re:Three letters.. by ThePeices · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the problem with trying to prove anything against an omnipotent deity - omnipotent means he can do *anything* including faking fossil records, making people suffer for no apparent reason (even young children), and filling the universe with CMB.

      Sure, youre right, but do you know what it also tells us?

      That this God fellow is one hell of an evil lying monster.

      Faking fossil and geological and cosmic records, evolution and tons of independent, consistent physical evidence, all for the purpose of tricking us into not believing in Him, when the punishment for not believing is an infinite number of years of abject torture in some hell that will exist for a literal eternity?

      A monster of the highest order.

    10. Re:Three letters.. by hawguy · · Score: 0

      Sure, youre right, but do you know what it also tells us?

      That this God fellow is one hell of an evil lying monster.

      Or maybe god is not evil, but he's doing whatever he's doing to prevent even greater suffering. Maybe man's believe in god (tenuous as it is) is the only thing keeping unspeakable evil from reining down on earth and whatever cruel acts we see in god are actually part of his efforts to save us from the greater evil.

      Yeah, or maybe there is no god. Could go either way.

    11. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And cause logical impossibilities. Can God make a rock too heavy for Him to lift? Since he can do anything, he can, but then he can't lift it, but he can do anything, therefore there can't be such a rock...

      This is the logical problem with the Bible.

      AC

    12. Re:Three letters.. by silanea · · Score: 1

      Or maybe god is not evil, but he's doing whatever he's doing to prevent even greater suffering. Maybe man's believe in god (tenuous as it is) is the only thing keeping unspeakable evil from reining down on earth and whatever cruel acts we see in god are actually part of his efforts to save us from the greater evil.

      Looking at the atrocities committed in the name of religion, I for one would rather take my chances with that other evil.

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    13. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe god is not evil, but he's doing whatever he's doing to prevent even greater suffering... whatever cruel acts we see in god are actually part of his efforts to save us from the greater evil.

      So God's best solution introduces a bit of evil? That's not Omnipotent.
      Why is there even a greater evil in the first place? Why did the Omnipotent creator create a greater evil?

    14. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Bible clearly describes things God can't do. He can't lie (Titus 1:2). He doesn't make people suffer for no apparent reason (James 1:13).

    15. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course he's just going to say that God put that there to confuse heathens or some such other shite.

    16. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creamy Megatron Butter...? holy shit dude... Q.E.D

    17. Re:Three letters.. by wompa · · Score: 1

      I fail to see what Wesley Snipes has to do with this. I'm assuming you are referring to the Cash Money Brothers from New Jack City. Wait, are you saying Wesley Snipes is God?

    18. Re:Three letters.. by Cow+Jones · · Score: 1

      A monster of the highest order.

      Maybe, ...but he loves you!

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    19. Re:Three letters.. by amanaplanacanalpanam · · Score: 1

      Yeah and s/he has a sick sense of humor too.

    20. Re:Three letters.. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      That god sounds like one sick fuck.

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    21. Re:Three letters.. by khallow · · Score: 1

      I fail at slashdot. Well, there's always /b/.

    22. Re:Three letters.. by jittles · · Score: 1

      Or maybe god is not evil, but he's doing whatever he's doing to prevent even greater suffering. Maybe man's believe in god (tenuous as it is) is the only thing keeping unspeakable evil from reining down on earth and whatever cruel acts we see in god are actually part of his efforts to save us from the greater evil.

      Looking at the atrocities committed in the name of religion, I for one would rather take my chances with that other evil.

      Oh please. We all know that those atrocities committed in the name of religion had more to do with power and greed than religion. They used religion as a tool to justify their means. You could say the same thing about law. There are plenty of people that twist the law and use it to gain power and wealth. How many people here deny that patent trolls abuse the law to make money? Does that make law and order worse than anarchy? There will always be people that try to take advantage of others, of the system to their own benefit. I have no problem with men being egoists. But it is when you harm others willfully and without concern that it becomes a problem. And there are plenty of supposedly religious, and non religious people who do that.

    23. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly!

      I've used something similar to this before. It usually leaves your opponent either 1. wordless 2. randomly quoting scripture in an attempt to prove your're wrong
      It's entertaining either way.

      Of course, I've also used the 'but an all powerful deity could create the fossil record' argument before, just to screw with people. It often has a similar effect!

    24. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the problem with trying to prove anything against an omnipotent deity - omnipotent means he can do *anything* including faking fossil records, making people suffer for no apparent reason (even young children), and filling the universe with CMB.

      Which means that the religious people use an argument that is very similar to the philosophical question about whether anything _really_ exists. I don't know much about philosophy, but haven't philosophers solved that by now considering that Descartes thought up his "I think, therefore I am" quite some time ago?

    25. Re:Three letters.. by steelfood · · Score: 1

      omnipotent means he can do *anything*

      Even an omnipotent deity cannot make 1 + 1 = anything other than 2. Sorry, math and logic are above omnipotence, i.e. the unlimited number of things that can be done in the physical world.

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    26. Re:Three letters.. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Looking at the atrocities committed in the name of (fill in blank), there are people looking to justify their actions by whatever means necessary.

      We still have an presidential election every 4 years - even though none of them have ever done any good. Sweeping generalizations go both ways.

    27. Re:Three letters.. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Who says He didn't create Earth by means of a Big Bang? Who says there's any reason it has to simply poof into existence. Wouldn't it be more perfect to orchestrate the order of the universe in one explosion?

    28. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a very old 'disproof' of the Christian/Hebrew God - I'm actually quite surprised to not have seen it repeated in this thread so far. It depends on two radically impossible conditions, however: Your debate opponent must agree to a set of first principles (briefly "God is omnipotent and beneficent/benevolent") and they must not change the first principles when the contradiction is proven. But it goes like this:

      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
      Then he is not omnipotent.
      Is he able, but not willing?
      Then he is malevolent.
      Is he both able and willing?
      Then whence cometh evil?
      Is he neither able nor willing?
      Then why call him God?

      Epicurus – Greek philosopher, BC 341-270

    29. Re:Three letters.. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      You don't need radio telescopes to find that out. Just read the bible.

    30. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's one way of looking at it. There is an alternative posibility. God loves us, and wants us to live for Him, but he makes it our choice and not His to do so. He gave us His word to protect us from sin, and we continually rebel against it doing what we want to and incurring the consequences that come along with that sin. Those consequences could very well include misunderstanding when attempting to learn more about the world we live in, people (including children) suffering, and ultimately death. But if it's our choice then who's fault would it be? God's or ours? Something to think about.

    31. Re:Three letters.. by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

      The Bible already tells us that God is a monster. Numbers 16 makes that abundantly clear. The Bible can be literally true, or God can loving and just, but not both.

    32. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I went out of town and gave my teen kids keys to the house, the car, and a list of instructions saying "no parties, bedtime is 10pm," and left them alone with no supervision, I would not be surprised to come back and find that they had a party. Discovering no consequences, they raided the liquor cabinet, stayed up all night, trashed the house, etc.

      I might be disappointed, but I shouldn't be surprised. And it is unequivocally my fault for being a poor parent.

    33. Re:Three letters.. by hawguy · · Score: 1

      omnipotent means he can do *anything*

      Even an omnipotent deity cannot make 1 + 1 = anything other than 2. Sorry, math and logic are above omnipotence, i.e. the unlimited number of things that can be done in the physical world.

      Why not? If any time you tried to count 2 objects a 3rd one popped in out of thin air, then 1+1=3 and you'd have to come up with a number theory that takes that into account. Every time a teacher draws one bunny on the board plus one bunny, try as she might to draw two bunnies on the right-hand side of the = sign, she'd be driven to draw three bunnies.

      It certainly wouldn't make sense with our current number theory, but the omnipotent being can go back in time and make it so it's always been that way.

    34. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. It was either of:

      1). God giving mankind temptation and an opportunity to display goodness (or faith, or... whatever. Something good);

      2). The Devil offering temptation and an opportunity to display evil (or pride, or selfishness, or... whatever. Something bad).

      Nor are these necessarily mutually exclusive. The world of religious debate is chock full of people offering false dichotomies.

    35. Re:Three letters.. by hierofalcon · · Score: 1

      For what it is worth, there is nothing in the Bible that says the fossil record is fake. There is also nothing in the Bible to say that the carbon dating of those fossil records is appreciably inaccurate. For God to have done that, he would have been intentionally trying to deceive His creation and that doesn't fit His nature.

      Therefore, I assume that the interpretation of the Bible wielded by the young Earth creationists is in error and look for an alternative view. Fortunately that isn't hard to do and leads to a more consistent reading of the Bible.

    36. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have always said that God is a Nazi....

    37. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the problem with trying to prove anything against an omnipotent deity - omnipotent means he can do *anything* including faking fossil records, making people suffer for no apparent reason (even young children), and filling the universe with CMB.

      Sure, youre right, but do you know what it also tells us?

      That this God fellow is one hell of an evil lying monster.

      Faking fossil and geological and cosmic records, evolution and tons of independent, consistent physical evidence, all for the purpose of tricking us into not believing in Him, when the punishment for not believing is an infinite number of years of abject torture in some hell that will exist for a literal eternity?

      A monster of the highest order.

      At the very least, it implies a massive disconnect from what we (imperfectly, humanly) understand as what is good and moral, and what the true Divine Plan is. To such an extent, that the whole idea that we were the end goal of His creation is incomprehensible. To the extent that one wonders why one would even try to understand it, and not just limit themselves to just getting through their day.

      I find this disconnect in pondering the Problem Of Evil, in particular. I can get behind the argument of Plantinga, that free will (as granted by God) is a greater good than the utter abolition of evil, on a personal level. But that does nothing to explain natural evils, like weather disasters, and the argument for those, that we live in an imperfect world caused by the Fall of Man, completely fails for me.

      The heat engine that drove Katrina, for example, is the result of processes that have existed for billions of years, ever since our oceans condensed out of the early Earths atmosphere, and have nothing to do with the morality of the peoples that have only existed for a few thousands of years. The Plantinga defence then has to presuppose that God setup a system whereby he knew in advance what choices would be made that would require evils such as Katrina to happen, in service of the best good possible in the presence of free will. Without that presupposition, the monstrosity proposition of God is simply amplified.

      Whence, then, free will?

      I would argue it's a far more likely happenstance that there is no Divine will involved at all.

    38. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe god is not evil, but he's doing whatever he's doing to prevent even greater suffering. Maybe man's believe in god (tenuous as it is) is the only thing keeping unspeakable evil from reining down on earth and whatever cruel acts we see in god are actually part of his efforts to save us from the greater evil.

      Looking at the atrocities committed in the name of religion, I for one would rather take my chances with that other evil.

      Oh please. We all know that those atrocities committed in the name of religion had more to do with power and greed than religion. They used religion as a tool to justify their means. You could say the same thing about law. There are plenty of people that twist the law and use it to gain power and wealth. How many people here deny that patent trolls abuse the law to make money? Does that make law and order worse than anarchy?

      You're not wrong, I'll say first off. But, the analogy starts to fall apart about here, because we know, empirically, what the result of no rule of law is; we don't know, empirically, what the result of no religion is. It could be unspeakable evil; it could be ladybugs and roses. We don't know. So advocating for it's complete abolition is not quite so unreasonable as the abolishment of law and order.

    39. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please. We all know that those atrocities committed in the name of religion had more to do with power and greed than religion. They used religion as a tool to justify their means.

      And we know this how? You may be right, but I'm always wary when someone gives an opinion prefaced with "we all know."

    40. Re:Three letters.. by Urkki · · Score: 1

      That's the problem with trying to prove anything against an omnipotent deity - omnipotent means he can do *anything* including faking fossil records, making people suffer for no apparent reason (even young children), and filling the universe with CMB.

      You're thinking too small. That's omnipotent for humans. A God-level omnipotence requires not being subject to all these nasty laws of causality or mathematical logic we mortals are bound to. There's no problem with Genesis and fossil record not matching quite 1-to-1, because Omnipotent God. Drowning entire world in a very recent global flood, which seems to have left no trace basiclaly anywhere even though it covered everything and killed almost everything, is neither evil nor impossible, because Omnipotent God. The whole concept of "Hell" is not morally questionable because Omnipotent God.

      If "Omnipotent God" is not sufficient explanation, then that god is not truly omnipotent.

    41. Re:Three letters.. by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      God created the 3.5K noise temperature we call the CMB early in 1964 to confound the evil radio astronomers.

    42. Re:Three letters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That this God fellow is one hell of an evil lying monster.

      Faking fossil and geological and cosmic records, evolution and tons of independent, consistent physical evidence, all for the purpose of tricking us into not believing in Him, when the punishment for not believing is an infinite number of years of abject torture in some hell that will exist for a literal eternity?

      A monster of the highest order.

      Dude! Get it right. The Devil did all that stuff... God just let him as he is there to test our faith

  15. Ah by no-body · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If nobody shows up for this nonsense and bets $ 10,000, it's proof that this religious believe system is true...

    1. Re:Ah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Only to those who care. Don't start arguing with an idiot, for you will look like an idiot yourself.

    2. Re:Ah by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Only to those who care. Don't start arguing with an idiot, for you will look like an idiot yourself.

      And "never argue with an idiot, for they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience".

      That's why you should never argue with a scientologist (and some of the more evangelical charismatic christians). They are so afraid of being made to appear foolish that winning arguments is part of their training and they are _very_ good at it. You can only have a logical discussion with someone if they understand and abide by the rules of logic and philosophy.

    3. Re:Ah by Torvac · · Score: 1

      and people who show up will be marked as heathen and stoned to death, that is how religion works.

    4. Re:Ah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if someone shows up with an argument that he rejects, religion is proven true.

      And if someone convinces him that the selected part of the bible is false, it will prove that all other religious texts (and possibly the remaining parts of the bible) are true.

    5. Re:Ah by Master+Moose · · Score: 1

      That's why you should never argue with a scientologist (and some of the more evangelical charismatic christians). They are so afraid of being made to appear foolish that winning arguments is part of their training and they are _very_ good at it. You can only have a logical discussion with someone if they understand and abide by the rules of logic and philosophy.

      I think we should add women to that lot also!

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  16. Oh come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just another religious person responding to science "Prove my god doesn't exist". That's the thing, we can't "prove" any of this is real of not because this all supposedly in the past, we would need to go back in time but at the same time no one can prove what's in the bible is true either. Only thing we can prove is how the earth is much older than what the bible claims and somewhat prove we come from evolution and not just popping out of thin air like the bible seems to make us believe. But even when facing with those proof, religious fanatics don't believe in them, so I don't see the point of this, no one can win.

    1. Re:Oh come on... by meerling · · Score: 1

      Considering the fossil record of hominids that has been found already, "somewhat prove" is a rather large understatement. When placed in context with the rest of the fossil record, it would be absurd to think somehow humans magically appeared and all the other hominids had nothing to do with modern man.

      However, there's no use taking up that fools challenge, as he won't accept losing.

    2. Re:Oh come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Hebrew word that was translated to "day" in Genesis actually means more of a period of time, meaning that each period could have lasted thousands or millions of years each. I am one of the few people who actually believes that science and religion can coexist despite the all the backlash. I mean, no one can prove the Big Bang despite all the evidence in support of it, just like no one can prove the existence of God or some kind of Supreme Being despite written accounts stating otherwise. As someone who believes in God myself, I say that God played by all the rules of nature during the creation in Genesis; there's nothing in Genesis to suggest otherwise. I see all the sciences as getting closer to the knowledge of such a Supreme Being instead of contradicting the existence of a Supreme Being. That, however, is just my opinion on the whole science versus religion debate. I don't belief in chance, especially with the chances of the universe just creating itself, creating a solar system with a planet that is perfect for life, and the chance of evolution from a primordial soup to the current day; I look at it, and the chances for each event are just too high to say that it's been a run of good luck for life on Earth in my opinion, hence why I believe the existence of God despite virtually no evidence of any kind of prove otherwise.

    3. Re:Oh come on... by Dahamma · · Score: 2

      I look at it, and the chances for each event are just too high to say that it's been a run of good luck for life on Earth in my opinion

      I created amino acids out of basic molecules in a lab in college by mixing a few gases, water, and some electricity for a week. Extrapolate that over a few billion years over a few billion (or more) planets and the current result is just NOT a very low probability event. It's like saying they chances of winning the lottery are so low that when someone does God must have been behind it.

    4. Re:Oh come on... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      The Hebrew word that was translated to "day" in Genesis actually means more of a period of time, meaning that each period could have lasted thousands or millions of years each

      The length of the "days" in the Genesis 1:1-2:3 creation story aren't the big problem with taking Genesis literally.

      The inconsistency between the order of creation events in the Genesis 1:1-2:3 story and the one starting at Genesis 2:4 is a bigger problem.

      I am one of the few people who actually believes that science and religion can coexist despite the all the backlash.

      Lots of people believe that. "Religion" and "biblical literalism" aren't the same thing, though.

    5. Re:Oh come on... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      He doesn't have to accept losing. If someone competent in Hebrew and science takes him up, he's going to lose that money unless he has a biased judge.

    6. Re:Oh come on... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      What about nucleic acids?

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    7. Re:Oh come on... by Ironhandx · · Score: 1

      I wonder where we might find a population of people familiar with hebrew, well-educated and who love money.... oh wait.

    8. Re:Oh come on... by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      Eternity is the time required for all possible things to happen at least once. The odds of any particular event happening at any particular time may be low; the odds of it happening over eternity are 100%

    9. Re:Oh come on... by Darby · · Score: 1

      I look at it, and the chances for each event are just too high to say that it's been a run of good luck for life on Earth in my opinion, hence why I believe the existence of God despite virtually no evidence of any kind of prove otherwise.

      Except it is a fact that your god must then necessarily be less likely than all the rest of it put together demonstrating once again that while it is possible to be a religious person and be rational in some aspects of your life it is not possible to be rational when discussing your religion.
      Sanity goes straight out the window. All you said is that you believe because you really really want to believe.

      Your so called arguments are complete crap as are all arguments for god. Were it on a different topic you'd probably see the glaringly obvious holes in your reasoning, but you missed it in your blind spot.

      That's why religion is trash. It requires pissing in the face of your own rationality to think it's at all reasonable.

    10. Re:Oh come on... by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      It was an undergraduate lab experiment, so, *I* didn't get a chance. But it's not like this is anything new, the orgininal Urey-Miller experiment was done in 1952, and Joan Oro performed a similar experiment to create adenine in 1961. Later experiments have seen other nucleic acids form, as well.

    11. Re:Oh come on... by hierofalcon · · Score: 1

      While not a fan of the long time period "day", I also am straining to see the inconsistencies. Most of 2 deals with the creation of a specific place for man and describes it in some detail. The earlier sections are dealing with a general reconstruction period where the earth is restored to a second habitable state post Lucifer's fall.

      If anything, the description between the day 7 rest and the detailed description of Eden can refer easily to the original creation from Gen 1:1 or possibly simply refer to the fact that the new plants had not yet fully matured. It could also be a description of the particular place where Eden was located before its specific creation.

    12. Re:Oh come on... by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      "I am one of the few people who actually believes that science and religion can coexist despite the all the backlash."

      more fool you

      "I don't belief in chance, especially with the chances of the universe just creating itself..."

      You being alive is pure chance. If the sperm that actually fertilized your mums egg didn't actually make it but one to the left or right of it fertilized it instead, you wouldn't exist, someone else would.

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      "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
  17. reductio ad absurdum by Vornzog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The universe came into being 6 seconds ago, in exactly the state we see now, with all of our memories intact.

    Prove me wrong.

    Hint - it can't be done. You can always reintroduce the possibility of some omnipotent force. By carefully framing the question, proving it wrong becomes impossible. Instead, you have to unask the question. Western philosophy spent then entire last century trying to unask the premises Descartes set forth for exactly that reason.

    This isn't a scientific question, it isn't in a scientific arena, and any scientist thinking they can 'win' the debate/bet is on shaky ground. Not because the science is bad, but because it isn't about science at all...

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    -V-

    Who can decide a priori? Nobody.
    -Sartre

    1. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The universe came into being 6 seconds ago, in exactly the state we see now, with all of our memories intact.

      Disproved! Things were different 5 seconds ago than they are now.

    2. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why the HELL does not a single of you morons here get, that the whole thing is a trap with the WRONG BURDEN OF PROOF!

      We don't have to prove ANYTHING to that moron! He hasn't shown any observations supporting his claims yet, so they never were valid IN THE FIRST PLACE.

      No these IS NOTHING to unprove/unask. And there is no need either.

      The only problem is, that that complete moron's opponents are EXACTLY as much complete morons. They just happen to *believe* in the correct choice. Doesn't make them any less retarded. Typical US public "discussion" framing: There are only two sides, and they both are not only not right, but not even wrong!

    3. Re:reductio ad absurdum by muridae · · Score: 1

      You do have something to prove if you want the 10 grand. They are running the contest, you can't just walk up and go 'gimme 10,000, the burden of proof is you on'.

    4. Re:reductio ad absurdum by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Of course it's not about science. It's about ten thousand US dollars. If somebody manages to take the $ from this asshole, then he's got my respect.

    5. Re:reductio ad absurdum by wickerprints · · Score: 1

      Precisely. The burden of proof is not on showing some improbably fanciful version of reality is false, but that what we can observe, quantify, test, and use to predict about the universe should be superseded by myths and superstition that have no such power. See Russell's teapot argument: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell's_teapot

    6. Re:reductio ad absurdum by fearofcarpet · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This isn't a scientific question, it isn't in a scientific arena, and any scientist thinking they can 'win' the debate/bet is on shaky ground. Not because the science is bad, but because it isn't about science at all...

      And that is the trap that many people fall into, particularly the more science inclined, who get sucked into arguments with people whose minds are not open to change. It's like trying to dig a hole in water. Science/religion is a false dichotomy; you don't see mathematicians trying to disprove Shakespeare. Yet somehow it makes intuitive sense to many people that science should have to defend its methodology in the context of the bible, presumably because it was there first. (To be clear, I mean people on both sides of the non-debate--plenty of science-minded people feel a reflexive obligation, that I have never understood, to disprove religious accounts of history.) But we also can't escape the fact that some religious elements view science as an evil (in the biblical sense) force that undermines the word of God.

      I look at it like Star Wars. Darth Vader (the church) started out as a good guy, eventually having Luke and Lea (science, which was originally fostered by the church to understand the world God created). But when Vader became evil (pick your religious atrocity) it was up to Luke and Lea to team up and stop him, with Luke eventually killing him... but not before turning him back to the light side (we're still waiting for the rational wing of the Christian faith to marginalize the fundamentalists.) At the end of the day they were both Jedi of sorts, but they were pitted against each other by the Emperor and had no real reason to hate each other. Vader even wanted to rule the galaxy as father and son, which was a nice sentiment, but also highlights how they could have worked well together; it really wasn't in either of their best interests to fight. Look at all the collateral damage: the wage slaves on the Death Star, the poor, uneducated moisture farmers that got sucked into the rebellion, even the Hutts.

      I happen to be a scientist and have worked with plenty of rational Christians who still take the old view of science as trying to better understand God through empirical observation of the natural world. So I know they exist. But I'm not holding my breath for the Christian Taliban to realize the futility of arguing with people who aren't arguing back.

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      Actually, I wrote my thesis on life experience.
    7. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Dahamma · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's folk like you that Alexander Pope alluded to when he wrote, "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing."

      In brief, you're wrong. But I don't have the time to explain it to you, and you likely lack the intellect to comprehend that you are wrong due to the Dunning-Kruger effect

    8. Re:reductio ad absurdum by jamesh · · Score: 2

      It's folk like you that Alexander Pope alluded to when he wrote, "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing."

      In brief, you're wrong. But I don't have the time to explain it to you, and you likely lack the intellect to comprehend that you are wrong due to the Dunning-Kruger effect

      I'm interested in your proof if you could find the time.

      I've run simulations of various things on computers, and it's a huge time saver if you can start the simulation from a known starting point and take other shortcuts.

      Suppose I wanted to simulate Earth. Strictly speaking, everything in the universe is related to everything else but I don't have the computing power to simulate an entire universe (in fact the entire computing power of the world isn't yet sufficient to do what i'm talking about here but stay with me). I wouldn't want to do it from the big bang either... much more sensible to start around the time of interest. And there isn't much point simulating an _entire_ universe anyway, I only need to simulate the bits that my simulated subjects can observe, and only in enough detail that the observer can't tell the difference. One optimisation i'd do is simply not bother to calculate things in precise detail when the statistical outcome is sufficient. I don't need to know what every atom (or smaller construct) in the sun is doing when the observable outcome can be simulated much more easily, and the exact slit that an electron went through doesn't actually matter unless one of my subjects is watching it right?

      Now how could one of my simulated subjects prove or disprove that they weren't living in my intelligently designed simulated universe, with me as their god, and that the simulation hadn't only started 6 seconds ago? I can't see a way.

    9. Re:reductio ad absurdum by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Who can decide a priori? Nobody.
      -Sartre

      Obviously, Sartre never met a US politician...

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    10. Re:reductio ad absurdum by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      you stole my sig. or maybe not.

      for all practical purposes though the world was created 2 seconds ago in such a fashion that it appears the genesis is bullshit.

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    11. Re:reductio ad absurdum by sqrt(2) · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No one is going to be seeing that money, mark my words. It's a carnival game designed to prevent you from winning. It's not even fundamentally possible for the correct side, the science side, to win because the question is turned upside down. The creationists absolutely know this, which is why it's a very cleverly designed publicity stunt for their cause. No matter the outcome they'll get to trumpet to their followers that they stumped the scientists, while the scientists' explanations will be too subtle and erudite to make sense to the uneducated or those too eager to believe the Bible is literal truth.

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    12. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The universe came into being 6 seconds ago, in exactly the state we see now, with all of our memories intact.

      Bullsh*t.

      It will come into being in approximately a second.

      There.

      Have fun.

    13. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do have something to prove if you want the 10 grand. They are running the contest, you can't just walk up and go 'gimme 10,000, the burden of proof is you on'.

      Yes, you can. That's the point. You walk up, and say. "This account has no corroborating evidence, presents no claims which may be tested, and no results that may be reproduced, and further makes no predictions about expected outcomes which can be observed. It literally does not qualify as science at this point. I must ask my opponent to share his work and sources with the court so we may examine any factual claims he is making. Failing that, a simple assertion that his claim is false is met with no contradictory evidence, I claim my victory."

      When you make no factual claims, I can say "you are wrong" and you have no answer other than "Nu uh!"

      Follow that up by offering 100 grand if he can disprove the existence of the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

    14. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Except you do see mathematicians trying to disprove shakespeare... as the author of some writings attributed to shakespeare. :)

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    15. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A scientist friend of mine tried to take him up. He made up extra rules such that the game was rigged so he couldn't lose. He told my friend that he would not come debate him in Massachusetts, because the liberal activist judges there will not give him his fair shake. He then put my friend on his "won't debate me" shitlist. What a clown.

    16. Re:reductio ad absurdum by CSMoran · · Score: 1

      Now how could one of my simulated subjects prove or disprove that they weren't living in my intelligently designed simulated universe, with me as their god, and that the simulation hadn't only started 6 seconds ago? I can't see a way.

      Easily. They would only have to start observing so many individual events at once that you'd run of out computing power trying to simulate them all in all their detail.

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    17. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The universe came into being 6 seconds ago, in exactly the state we see now, with all of our memories intact.

      Disproved! Things were different 5 seconds ago than they are now.

      Prove that.

    18. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're still waiting for the rational wing of the Christian faith to marginalize the fundamentalists.

      We're still waiting for the rational wing of the atheists faith to marginalize the fundamentalists (Stalin, Pol Pot, etc). Let alone all the hatred, cursing, and downright insulting comments from atheists on this board today. Yeah, that's what I thought.

    19. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Empiric · · Score: 1

      All of the multi-trillions of observations relevant to the prediction of Genesis as to the maximum future lifespan of humans, observable and verifiable up to the present day, validate the prediction, to the accuracy in significant digits given by the prediction.

      Leaving aside the fact that from the theological side, one could interpret the verse differently, how do you, from your perspective, justify claiming "no observations supporting" the claim exist, when in fact -every single one of trillions of observations- support Genesis' prediction of 120 years, despite -massive- advancements in medicine and technology over the intervening thousands of years?

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    20. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Sean+D.+Solle · · Score: 1

      you are wrong due to the Dunning-Kruger effect

      Not to be confused with the Freddy Dunning–Krueger Effect: Unkilled and Unaware of It.

    21. Re:reductio ad absurdum by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      you stole my sig. or maybe not.

      for all practical purposes though the world was created 2 seconds ago in such a fashion that it appears the genesis is bullshit.

      I thought they were a decent band until Phil Collins' ego got too big

    22. Re:reductio ad absurdum by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Now how could one of my simulated subjects prove or disprove that they weren't living in my intelligently designed simulated universe, with me as their god, and that the simulation hadn't only started 6 seconds ago? I can't see a way.

      Easily. They would only have to start observing so many individual events at once that you'd run of out computing power trying to simulate them all in all their detail.

      you don't "run out" of computing power. It's not like such a simulation would be real time or anything, each "tick" would just take a bit longer to simulate.

    23. Re:reductio ad absurdum by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Since this is Slashdot...

      you don't see mathematicians trying to disprove Shakespeare.

      Actually, there have been attempts to prove/disprove authorship using mathematical analysis. Word use, rates of novel word introduction, etc. Both to prove that a new work is by Shakespeare, and, more controversially, to prove that the true author of Shakespeare's work was another known author/playwright (usually Marlowe.)

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      Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
    24. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of the multi-trillions of observations relevant to the prediction of Genesis as to the maximum future lifespan of humans, observable and verifiable up to the present day, validate the prediction, to the accuracy in significant digits given by the prediction.

      Citation. Please.

      Otherwise, you're just playing a wordy game of "Nuh-uh! The Bible really does say that!", and it can be dismissed for the amount of evidence it offers.

    25. Re:reductio ad absurdum by DPajak · · Score: 1

      But science does eliminate the need for a God. Science grants us a framework (incomplete as it may currently be) to understand the world around us devoid of God. Science, though it currently has holes, is an ongoing process. But, anyway you slice it, while science may not disprove God; it does prove we can come up with other explanations, which many ancient people could not, which is a large reason why they invented God in the first place. If people of faith acknowledge there can be other explanations for all the phenomena we see around us (and which is written in the Bible), and still choose to believe...I say more power to them. If they try and convert me, or "spread the Good news" to me...they obviously neither respect my views, nor accept that other explanations exist for it all. That becomes a problem for me! Science pre-dates the Church. As Europe fell into the "Dark Ages", the Church did preserve (and in limited cases) even expand scientific knowledge. I think of Mendel; the fact Newton was a devout member of the Anglican Church; Copernicus as part of the Catholic Church; the priest who came up with "The Big Bang" theory. But, the idea of understanding the world around you through observation and records is an element of science...and that goes back to the Greeks, even with their Gods. I do know people who, while otherwise logical, come to some unusual conclusions because of faith. And there are a lot of otherwise logical people who fail to see through the most basic arguments and observations because of faith. (I highlight some of those in a previous post.) Faith can be quite dangerous to our development and advancement as a species. You do bring up some interesting points,

    26. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      I like how initially the post was modded insightful and funny, and then eventually troll - probably once mods browsing at 1+ stopped seeing the parent troll and thought mine was a serious reply to the OP. Oh well. At least a couple of people got it ;)

    27. Re:reductio ad absurdum by michael_rendier · · Score: 1

      Emperor killed Vader...not Luke...:p

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    28. Re:reductio ad absurdum by CSMoran · · Score: 1

      Fair point. But with a finite upper bound for all computation that can be performed before the entropic death of the universe, if you can make these ticks exponentially longer, you will eventually find out.

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    29. Re:reductio ad absurdum by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Fair point. But with a finite upper bound for all computation that can be performed before the entropic death of the universe, if you can make these ticks exponentially longer, you will eventually find out.

      If the next tick never happens, you will never know. All you can prove is that if the next tick happened, the heat death of the "real" universe hasn't happened yet.

    30. Re:reductio ad absurdum by Kjella · · Score: 1

      And that is the trap that many people fall into, particularly the more science inclined, who get sucked into arguments with people whose minds are not open to change.

      Science and religion will cease to clash when religion stops making claims about the world we live in, rather than what exists before, after and outside like souls and heaven and hell. Of course scientists object when religion claims Earth is the center of the universe, because based on all observation it is false. There is of course the loophole that God might just be messing with us, but the religious don't want to jump down that hole so I don't see why we should either. I would say that even though we haven't won and possibly can't even win, we have mostly driven religion back into the realm of metaphysics and philosophy and out of science, education and law. Hopefully we can keep it that way, but really the only way is to oppose their religious dogma every step of the way.

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  18. sounds simple enough by Xicor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    honestly it wouldnt be too difficult to debunk a ton of the stuff in the bible... as long as you are talking to a SANE judge, and not a bible thumping lunatic

    1. Re:sounds simple enough by dark+grep · · Score: 2

      A lawyer told me once 'No case is judge proof' - which was very true, as our 'iron clad' case was shot down by the judge because she thought we had been delaying proceedings, whereas it was the other side, and the judge got is mixed up.

    2. Re:sounds simple enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no winning... there's always the failsafe "thats how god wanted it, it is not for us to question" or "god did it, end of story".

      It's like talking to 6 year olds.

    3. Re:sounds simple enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. Wouldn't a competent judge throw the bible out as not being sufficient evidence in court since it is all hearsay?

    4. Re:sounds simple enough by Xicor · · Score: 1

      yea, it would be entirely based on the judge and not the data itself, because a good judge would realize that there is absolutely no evidence pointing towards genesis.

  19. Theist vs Atheist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Theist: Here is the bible. Here is what it says. Prove me wrong.
    Atheist: I see you have a claim to make about a magical imaginary sky wizard. Care to show any proof that it exists?

    The difference is that theists start inside of the mind trap and try to work their way out.

  20. OMG kinesiology PhD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a moment there I thought we might be dealing with a pseudoscientist.

  21. All manner of problems with this. by greenguy · · Score: 1

    First, there are two not-entirely-congruent Creation stories, right there in Genesis. Second, creationists are known to be wily about fudging their interpretations of Scripture and data: "Did I say literal days? Well, literal days were different back then." "Oh, sure, there's a fossil record, but that's God testing us." "The mention of 'behemoth' in the Old Testament proves man coexisted with dinosaurs." "Who were Cain and Abel's wives? Uhh... er..." Third, I can't imagine who they would find to arbitrate such a bet.

    On the off chance I've missed any, please pick up where I left off...

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    1. Re:All manner of problems with this. by Voyager529 · · Score: 2

      ...I really shouldn't be doing this at nearly 1AM...

      1.) I've always heard that there are solid grounds for debate. a "Long Day Creationist" (one who believes that the world/universe was created in 6 indeterminate periods of time) and a "Short Day Creationist" (one who believes that the world/universe was created in six periods of twenty four hours) both believe that the earth was created by God. It's not "fudging an interpretation" when there is room for questioning of God's methods, but the duration of time God used to perform the creation of the universe is an attempt to understand an implementation. It's not fudging to say that there were distinct stages, which the Bible does refer to as "days", and then have an internal debate as to exactly how it went down. It's loosely akin to saying "CentOS is the best server Linux distro!" only to have someone else say, "No, Debian is!" the two may have a disagreement as to which implementation of Linux is ideal, but they both agree that Windows Server 2012 isn't the tool for the job.

      2.) Can someone PLEASE let me know where this whole "God testing us" crap came from? I'm sure someone somewhere said it, and I'm sure that someone somewhere believes it...but the rest of us are of the persuasion that much of the fossil record is in much of the state it's in due to the Genesis Flood; a worldwide flood causing the highest mountains to be covered (whether it be the highest known mountains at that time, or Everest) would involve enough water to cause some significant changes in the geographical layout and cover a whole lot of bones in a whole lot of sand over a very short period of time (with additional fossilization having happened before the Flood, and plenty after as well, as the natural course of such things tend to happen).

      3.) Admittedly there's plenty of speculation on my part for this one, but Adam was listed as having lived 913 years, and Eve likely lived somewhere around there as well. I'm certain that they had plenty of other children besides Cain and Abel, they were simply the ones that made headlines. I'd wager the $5 I've got in my pocket that most people reading this would have to head over to Google/Wiki in order to get insight into the 13 ancestors of Louis XIV, but most of us learned about THAT guy in history class. The Bible wasn't exactly written like a complete family tree or Holy Phone Book.

      4.) I'm certain they'll find someone to arbitrate if the offer money on top of that for their services.

    2. Re:All manner of problems with this. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Who were Cain and Abel's wives?

      Cain's wife is a legitimate question (she is expressly mentioned, but no mention is made of where she came from, but, you know, that part of Genesis barely mentions women at all; its really not among the problems that challenge literalism, though, since even most literalists don't hold that the Bible is a complete account that leaves out nothing of historical interest.)

      Abel is never mentioned as having a wife, so that's not even an issue.

    3. Re:All manner of problems with this. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I've always heard that there are solid grounds for debate. a "Long Day Creationist" (one who believes that the world/universe was created in 6 indeterminate periods of time) and a "Short Day Creationist" (one who believes that the world/universe was created in six periods of twenty four hours) both believe that the earth was created by God.

      Doesn't explain the difference in the order of creation events between the creation story in Genesis ascribed to the Priestly source and the one attributed to the Yahwist source, though.

      Admittedly there's plenty of speculation on my part for this one, but Adam was listed as having lived 913 years, and Eve likely lived somewhere around there as well. I'm certain that they had plenty of other children besides Cain and Abel,

      Cain, Abel, Seth, and "other sons and daughters", per Genesis

    4. Re:All manner of problems with this. by Myopic · · Score: 2

      "Can someone PLEASE let me know where this whole "God testing us" crap came from?"

      From a brain experiencing cognitive dissonance.

      "the rest of us are of the persuasion that much of the fossil record is in much of the state it's in due to the Genesis Flood"

      Are you of the persuasion that the fossil record is arranged in perfect worldwide strata due to an unlikely coincidence? That all those animals died at the same time, but just happened to stack up on top of each other in such a way as to coincidentally imply directional evolution? Seriously that might be the craziest thing I've ever heard a creationist say. No, wait, I take it back, that's actually not even close to the craziest thing I've heard a creationist say, but it is still totally crazy.

    5. Re:All manner of problems with this. by able1234au · · Score: 1

      The Victorian Era scientists struggled with this one as the assumption was that the different layer's were laid down by the flood and this did not match the facts, once they bothered to look. Read up on Strata Smith http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Smith_(geologist) who was able to identify the stratas based on the shells he found in it for exactly that reason. All this contributed to Darwin's discoveries. William Smith was an amazing individual.

    6. Re:All manner of problems with this. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Or to put 1) much shorter, God - by necessity - must exist outside of space-time. The concept of something taking a day to do or 10,000 years to do are both meaningless. Saying one day is just as good as any other arbitrary time as there's just no way in Hebrew language (or with the ancient Hebrews' lack of sci-fi literature) to have explained it any better.

    7. Re:All manner of problems with this. by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      ... a worldwide flood causing the highest mountains to be covered (whether it be the highest known mountains at that time, or Everest) would involve enough water to cause some significant changes in the geographical layout and cover a whole lot of bones in a whole lot of sand over a very short period of time (with additional fossilization having happened before the Flood, and plenty after as well, as the natural course of such things tend to happen).

      You aren't kidding this would be enough water to cause some significant changes. In fact, if there was enough water to cover the highest mountains in the world, where exactly did that water go?They must have had some pretty small mountains back then.

    8. Re:All manner of problems with this. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Can someone PLEASE let me know where this whole "God testing us" crap came from? I'm sure someone somewhere said it, and I'm sure that someone somewhere believes it...but the rest of us are of the persuasion that much of the fossil record is in much of the state it's in due to the Genesis Flood

      Most people are of the common-knowledge "persuasion" that 1600's Salem Witch trials burned people at the stake. That doesn't mean it has the slightest basis in reality. Burning was forbidden by Colonial Massachusetts law, and those convicted in the Witch trials were all hanged. (With one being crushed to death while refusing to enter a plea.)

      People who believe a particular literalist interpretation pass a round a "common knowledge" belief that the Genesis Flood explains the fossil record, and that "obviously" that there's some legitimate controversy over it in the scientific community. That doesn't have the slightest basis in reality. You can certainly find crackpots who have put together arguments that the fossil record was produced by Genesis-Flood-Geology, but scientifically they are on par with the websites laying out the case that the moon-landing-hoax case. They are trivially debunked. Even the most casual examination of the geological and fossil evidence shows that it is not remotely compatible with any sort of Flood-Geology-theory.

      Just to point out one simple point, you can simply grab a shovel and head off to the north pole and start digging. You'll find that the summer-winter cycle leaves distinctly visible layers in the snow. You can simply dig down counting the clearly visibly yearly layers. If you keep digging you'll find that there are well over a HUNDRED THOUSAND clearly visible yearly layers. (Actually there's more than a million years worth, but the stuff buried more than a hundred-thousand years deep gets squeezed thinner and blurs to the point that individual layers are no longer visible or countable.) Any Global Genesis Flood in that time would obviously melted the snow it flooded over... an even if it somehow didn't melt the underlying snow layers such a flood would have dumped a mud-layer at that point. A mud layer which doesn't exist. At this point some people try to creatively interpret that evidence to fit what they want to believe... they'll simply make up some idea that the blatantly yearly layers aren't really yearly layers, that well... maybe there was some sort of freaky weather stuff going on after a Genesis Flood that rapidly created lots of snow layers that resemble yearly layers. (This is exactly the sort of wildly creative "interpretation" behind all "Flood-Geology".) That explanation is great if that is what you really really want to believe, and you don't bother looking any further. However it's trivially debunked. You can, for example, start looking at the layers under a microscope. Aside from a yearly cycle of pollens being blown in, you will occasionally find faint traces of volcanic dust in the layers. In fact for every major volcanic eruption in recorded history you can count down to the matching snow layer for that year and find the matching traces of volcanic dust. Well, if you grab a microscope and start examining the hundred-thousand-plus of prehistoric visible snow layers, guess what you'll find? Every couple of years you'll find a layer with volcanic dust, exactly as you'd expect from a hundred-thousand-plus years of prehistoric volcanic eruptions. Then of course the Flood-appologist will simply grab for the idea that maybe there were a whole lot of rapid volcanic eruptions after the flood, and it only looks like a hundred thousand years worth of eruptions. Except that it takes six months to a year or more for this sort of ultra-fine fine volcanic dust to settle out of the atmosphere, and all of the in-between snow layers are completely free of this dust. At this point any remotely reasonable person will note that the Flood-apologists are nothing but a handful of crackpots ma

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    9. Re:All manner of problems with this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a good article to explain the apparent differences in the creation stories. Genesis Contradictions? Summary: It's basically a misunderstanding about the tense of Hebrew verbs, the word which is translated "formed" in chapter one should be rendered "had formed" in chapter 2. Also, chapter 2 is not just another account of the same story but a more detailed version of the creation of man.

      The fossil record is actually a testament to the flood because, lets face it, fossils don't form unless the animal is buried quickly before it rots, bloats or is eaten by scavengers. As one creation songwriter wrote: "millions of dead things buried in rock layers laid down by water all over the earth"

      Cain's wife? The bible doesn't explain it but the assumption is that he married his sister. *gasp* What did you expect them to do? This would have been a one time occurrence because even after the flood destroyed all but three families, they could marry their cousins. This makes sense with the understanding the they were back then genetically pure. The genetic defects that we have now have crept in over time.

  22. $10,000 is pretty cheap for a marketing budget. by hawks5999 · · Score: 0

    Thanks for volunteering the ad space, Slashdot.

  23. two words for 10k by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    carbon dating, enough said?

  24. "Calibrated"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What on earth is "calibrated" supposed to mean?

    1. Re:"Calibrated"? by green1 · · Score: 1

      I bet it's "supposed to mean" that the scientific method won't be allowed. he's probably using that word to try to weasel out of such techniques as carbon dating, or rational thought.

    2. Re:"Calibrated"? by RussR42 · · Score: 1

      Mastropaolo said that any evidence presented in the trial must be 'scientific, objective, valid, reliable and calibrated.'

      Uh-oh, that will disqualify any evidence from the bible a couple of times over.

  25. WRONG BURDEN OF PROOF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    First he has to show that it happened at all.

    Until then it is, was and will always already be debunked.

    End of story.

    I'm getting me those $10,000!

    1. Re:WRONG BURDEN OF PROOF by black3d · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Unfortunately he's set the rules so that he can't lose. He's not saying he'll prove Genesis is true. He's saying you have to prove it isn't. It's virtually impossible to disprove things the previously didn't happen. "Prove the sun wasn't originally a giant marshmellow", etc. You can prove it *isn't*, but there's no manner of proving it *wasn't*. He's aware of the fact that science is all about discovering new knowledge, and the language is science is about proving things. Unlike the popular opinion amongst religous folk that "scientists think they know everything", the facts couldn't be further from the truth. It's them who think they know the answers to everything, where science is saying "we don't know, but we'll keep on discovering more."

      It's because scientists aren't fraudsters like this guy, that the only response to such a marshmellow statement is "We can't prove the sun wasn't ever a giant marshmellow, but there's no evidence to suggest that is the case." However, to nuts like this guy, to them that's practically an admission that "you can't prove the sun wasn't a giant marshmellow, and this book I've got here says it was.. so it must have been!". Replace "giant marshmellow" with every claim in Genesis. It's exceedingly difficult to prove a prior negative. So difficult in fact, that he's $10k confident that nobody can disprove the non-events.

      It'd be nice if someone put up a counter-offer of "$10 million to anyone who can PROVE a deity exists". While equally unprovable, as none exist, the issue we run into is the "judges". See, the people arguing "for" a deity would fall back on exactly the acknowledgement of science that we can't know everything, and don't. They'd say "how did the Universe come into creation?". "We don't know, we have nothing provable, but we have some good theories". "If you by your own admission you don't know, then you can't explain where all the wonder of the universe comes from.. we can.. blah blah blah". Judges: "Those theists make some good points, and the atheists don't have any solid ground to stand on." This is one of the fundamental flaws with the majority of the population - they want to have an answer for everything, to make sense of everything, and can't take "we don't know" as an answer. When presented with "We don't know.. yet" or "An all-loving zombie did it!!!", they'll go with the zombie.

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    2. Re:WRONG BURDEN OF PROOF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And by using federal judges, he's already slanted the results. You can't get confirmed by a Boy Scout Troop, let alone by a "representative assembly" unless your religious ideals are known and well in order. I'll bet there are more openly gay judges out there than openly atheist ones.

      AC

    3. Re:WRONG BURDEN OF PROOF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact that's the only way to challenge this guy. Do a whip round, get $20,000 in an escrow account and post a counter challenge that he can't disprove god is made of Pasta. Leave it up there for a year and then post the (I can only presume) unclaimed money to a charity promoting science over religion.

      If you start it, I'm in for a tenner.

    4. Re:WRONG BURDEN OF PROOF by dmgxmichael · · Score: 1

      Two word summary: Russell's Teapot

    5. Re:WRONG BURDEN OF PROOF by amanaplanacanalpanam · · Score: 1

      It'd be nice if someone put up a counter-offer of "$10 million to anyone who can PROVE a deity exists".

      I imagine that might go something like this:

      *POOF* god suddenly appears.

      god: "Proof! Now here's my ten mil?"

    6. Re:WRONG BURDEN OF PROOF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that those in the science crowd tend to state that science can explain everything. We've got a big bang theory, and because we've stated that this means this and that means that then we can just assume it's fact. The problem is that when you look at it rationally the whole thing falls apart as nothing more than mans attempt to come up with something that contradicts Biblical truth. Believe in it if you want to, but at the end of the day there's no more evidence that it's true than there is for the Bible. So ostensibly you still have faith. It's just faith in man rather than faith in God. After seeing the output of man over the years, I'd rather place my faith in God.

    7. Re:WRONG BURDEN OF PROOF by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      What about pulling out the old Flying Spaghetti Monster? That seems to me to be the best tool in combating these sorts of claims. You can explain to people about the rules of provability until you're blue in face or you can ask them to disprove FSM. Both arguments get you to the same result, but FSM gets you there quicker in true "reductio ad absurdum/proof by contradiction" fashion that is easier for the masses to digest.

    8. Re:WRONG BURDEN OF PROOF by black3d · · Score: 1

      1. If anybody "in the science crowd" states that science can explain everything, they're not in the science crowd.

      2. Science is putting no effort whatsoever into attempting to "come up with something that contradict Biblical truth". The fact science contradicts it is incidental only. This guy is ASKING for someone to try and put in that effort, but that's not how science works. That's not how logic works.

      3. There is evidence that science is more "true" than the Bible. The fact that planes fly, is evidence science works. The fact that combustion engines combust, is evidence science works. The fact that we've got space probes that are now floating along outside our solar system, still sending us back signals, is evidence science works. Science is a voyage of discovery, with everything new we learn adding to the mix. If science didn't work, we wouldn't have these things. On the other hand, the Bible is a story book, with no self-proving. All of its "prophecies" conveniently were either completed before it was written, or are to be completed at "some time" in the future. There's nothing intermediary and no evidence. While there's proof that science works, there's no more evidence for God than the flying spaghetti monster.

      4. You don't require any faith that science works. If anything, it's a lack of faith in other peoples opinions that keep science going. You don't require faith because it can be demonstrated as working. If what you're claiming is "but you can't PROVE the big bang theory", yes we can. See CMB. If you're claiming "but you can't prove what CAUSED the big bang", that's true. We can't. No scientist will claim we can, besides offering various theories. We weren't there to measure and observe it. But that doesn't mean you get to fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tales are common in the part of the world you're born in. Oh, you can choose to do so, just don't pretend it reflects reality.

      5. "After seeing the output of man over the years, I'd rather place my faith in God." Really? Because what I've seen is that almost every human conflict of a large scale over the previous three thousand years has been about one religion repressing another. That's the contribution of "God" to our legacy. The contribution of man is that you're typing on a computer at the moment instead of scratching on a cave wall. Sorry, I prefer something tangent which ACTUALLY EXISTS.

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    9. Re:WRONG BURDEN OF PROOF by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      The thread's dead, but I just wanted to mention to you that setting the terms of the bet would be an interesting exercise.

      No one is going to accept terms where Mastropaolo can unilaterally choose the "third-party" judge. Or set the burden of proof so arbitrarily high that even God could not surmount it.

      So it first means a mutually acceptable judge, otherwise no one would accept the challenge. Then in front of that judge, Mastropaolo and the challenger must agree on terms. What the challenger must disprove. Starting with "which version of bible", then "which interpretation of..." and that's where it gets interesting. See the debates at the top of the thread over interpretations of the order of creation in Gen 1 and 2. Now add the ambiguities in every chapter. Mastropaolo will need to pin this down exactly, so the judge can know what s/he is judging, and the challenger can know what s/he is challenging. It may turn out to be the first time that Mastropaolo (or the judge for that matter) has ever had to really define what he believes, the first time he has ever really had to face those internal contradictions, the first time he has ever really stepped outside the protective bubble of his fellow believers.

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  26. Fundamentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you guys are attacking the Muslims? How about cleaning up your own scum first?

    1. Re:Fundamentalists by Ch_Omega · · Score: 1

      And you guys are attacking the Muslims? How about cleaning up your own scum first?

      Or how about not asking people to limit themself to thinking just one thought at a time? By the way - there are lot's of muslims being born and living in my country. I considered their fundamentalists just as much a part of "our own scum" as our christian fundamentalists.

    2. Re:Fundamentalists by Korruptionen · · Score: 1
      I would agree. Almost all religions require the same thing IMO... gullibility of their believers.

      If any of these old fantastical story books were so true... why do their followers spend all their time trying to convince others?

  27. I'll split 50/50 with anyone that wants it by PmanAce · · Score: 1
    Since I don't have the time or money to go there (not American either), I\ll split 50/50 with anyone that wants to present the following proof (beyond the light problem):

    Earth created two days (or two time periods) before the sun presents numerous physical and geological problems. Let's list a few of the top of my head:

    No heat

    No seasons

    No weather patterns

    No tides (along with moon)

    No solar system (planets would fly away)

    Earth would slow down and stop (no spin)

    No moon (it would fly away)

    No gravitational effect from the sun causing many problems

    and many more other problems...

    So who wants to present this to the judge? :)

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    1. Re:I'll split 50/50 with anyone that wants it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're making the error of trying to apply knowledge.
      If we have an omnipotent being that can create matter and energy out of nothing at will, it would present little problems to such an entity to create an earth first, and then light coming out of nowhere from a few kilometers above the surface.

    2. Re:I'll split 50/50 with anyone that wants it by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      No moon (it would fly away)

      Just out of curiosity, why would the absence of a sun cause the moon to fly away from the Earth?

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    3. Re:I'll split 50/50 with anyone that wants it by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      You really underestimate the power of God. All those things are child's play for any self-respecting God.

    4. Re:I'll split 50/50 with anyone that wants it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're clearly forgetting the affect the sun's gravitational well has on not only our home planet of Earth, but that of our Moon as well...

      First off, we are omitting every single problem, offer me a full-time job before I make that list for you, not having a Sun would cause, besides the effect of gravity.

      Assuming Earth was created first, then the Moon, and finally the Sun.

      (A lot of assumptions...)

      Bam. Earth with spin, gravity, heat, what-have-you, created. Bam. Giant wormhole from a high plane of existence opens up and out comes the Moon with spin, gravity, not-being-caused-by-an-asteroid/proto-plant-hitting-earth.

      Cool so we got the Earth and the Moon dancing on the edge of the Earth's gravity all happy-like. Then a magic hand appears out of no-where, you hear someone yell out of the darkness "ALAKAZAM!". God's own H-Bomb with all the bells and whistles.

      God's own H-Bomb's (I guess we can call it the "Sun") gravity takes effect. Clearly Pluto is still in our solar system, so the Sun's gravity must extend to our Moon... There goes our Moon. Guess it would be moon now.

      - TFlan91

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    5. Re:I'll split 50/50 with anyone that wants it by PmanAce · · Score: 1

      So god was toying when he gave the earth initial spin since he knew he was going to create the sun later. That is how for 2 days the earth had artificial light from him thus creating day (and the spin of the earth creating night)? Ah I see, got it!

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    6. Re:I'll split 50/50 with anyone that wants it by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      I think you nailed it there. After all God is the bright light in your life, isn't it? That alone should be proof enough.

      Anyway it's all just a belief, and in the end the whole arguments will boil down to the question of whether there exists some omnipotent being (God, Allah, Yahweh, whatever you call it) or not.

      As long as you belief in the existence of God, then the rest of the creation theory can be filled in quite easily. After all God is omnipotent, so nothing is too big for God to create. And if you don't believe in God, well then there are there all these cosmic observations and scientific theories that try to explain the history of the universe (with of course some huge hiatuses: what caused the Big Bang? And what is there out of our universe that allows it to expand? And what was there before the Big Bang?).

    7. Re:I'll split 50/50 with anyone that wants it by green1 · · Score: 1

      And that's how arguing with religious people always goes. as soon as they realize that they're loosing the argument they come up with the one thing that you simply can't counter "God did it" Because God is supposed to have no limits to his/her/it's power they can explain ANY discrepancy with "God did it" they don't need to look in to it any further than that.

      The real trick to this challenge would be to ignore the creationism debate entirely and simply look at internal inconsistencies in the Bible. There is no possible way to disprove faith and religion because they're too abstract and always subject to the "God did it" defence. But the bible is something that CAN be challenged, it is a text full of contradictions, and anywhere there are 2 contradictory statements, you know that at least one (if not both) must by definition be false. He wants proof that Genesis is wrong, that's easy, Genesis is contradictory and therefore wrong by definition.

  28. Ask a Biblical Archaeologist by Burz · · Score: 2

    Hector Avalos comes to mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP5LdELd_0o

    "How archaeology killed the Bible" from a former child evangelist.

    Or James Randi, for that matter... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxEJHO8KIXY

    1. Re:Ask a Biblical Archaeologist by Pseudonym · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, but they all suffer from a post-Enlightenment bias in favour of science and facts and stuff like that. To get to the real root of the matter, we should ask a 16th century Christian theologian.

      For it appears opposed to common sense, and quite incredible, that there should be waters above the heaven. Hence some resort to allegory, and philosophize concerning angels; but quite beside the purpose. For, to my mind, this is a certain principle, that nothing is here treated of but the visible form of the world. He who would learn astronomy, and other recondite arts, let him go elsewhere. Here the Spirit of God would teach all men without exception; and therefore what Gregory declares falsely and in vain respecting statues and pictures is truly applicable to the history of the creation, namely, that it is the book of the unlearned.
      -- John Calvin, Commentary on Genesis

      Hmm. Looks like Calvin was a postmodernist liberal or something. Clearly we need someone with an earlier, more authentically Christian opinion. The 5th century seems early enough; no pesky modern science then.

      It not infrequently happens that something about the earth, about the sky, about other elements of this world, about the motion and rotation or even the magnitude and distances of the stars, about definite eclipses of the sun and moon, about the passage of years and seasons, about the nature of animals, of fruits, of stones, and of other such things, may be known with the greatest certainty by reasoning or by experience, even by one who is not a Christian. It is too disgraceful and ruinous, though, and greatly to be avoided, that he [the non-Christian] should hear a Christian speaking so idiotically on these matters, and as if in accord with Christian writings, that he might say that he could scarcely keep from laughing when he saw how totally in error they are.

      With the scriptures it is a matter of treating about the faith. For that reason, as I have noted repeatedly, if anyone, not understanding the mode of divine eloquence, should find something about [the physical universe] in our books, or hear of the same from those books, of such a kind that it seems to be at variance with the perceptions of his own rational faculties, let him believe that these other things are in no way necessary to the admonitions or accounts or predictions of the scriptures. In short, it must be said that our authors knew the truth about the nature of the skies, but it was not the intention of the Spirit of God, who spoke through them, to teach men anything that would not be of use to them for their salvation.
      -- St Augustine of Hippo, The Literal Interpretation of Genesis

      Nope, clearly a wishy-washy accommodationist who has been blinded by modernist thinking. Clearly we need to back a couple of hundred more years. Surely third century theologians took Genesis literally.

      For who that has understanding will suppose that the first, and second, and third day, and the evening and the morning, existed without a sun, and moon, and stars? And that the first day was, as it were, also without a sky? And who is so foolish as to suppose that God, after the manner of a husbandman, planted a paradise in Eden, towards the east, and placed in it a tree of life, visible and palpable, so that one tasting of the fruit by the bodily teeth obtained life? And again, that one was a partaker of good and evil by masticating what was taken from the tree? And if God is said to walk in the paradise in the evening, and Adam to hide himself under a tree, I do not suppose that anyone doubts that these things figuratively indicate certain mysteries, the history having taken place in appearance, and not literally.
      -- St Origen of Alexandria, quoted in De Principiis IV

      It looks like every single major Christian theologian before the 20th century, with the possible exception of Basil the Great (and even then it's only a possible exception), who saw fit to write on the topic, thought that Genesis 1 was at least partly allegorical. In this "trial", pretty much all of Christian history is going to have to file an amicus brief on behalf of science.

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    2. Re:Ask a Biblical Archaeologist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Epic! Thank you.

    3. Re:Ask a Biblical Archaeologist by skywolf86 · · Score: 1

      Bravo, sir. A wonderfully concise presentation of research.

    4. Re:Ask a Biblical Archaeologist by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      For it appears opposed to common sense, and quite incredible, that there should be waters above the heaven. Hence some resort to allegory, and philosophize concerning angels; but quite beside the purpose. For, to my mind, this is a certain principle, that nothing is here treated of but the visible form of the world. He who would learn astronomy, and other recondite arts, let him go elsewhere. Here the Spirit of God would teach all men without exception; and therefore what Gregory declares falsely and in vain respecting statues and pictures is truly applicable to the history of the creation, namely, that it is the book of the unlearned.
      -- John Calvin, Commentary on Genesis

      That is a bit of a difficult passage to parse. I will have to read up on the entire context.

      However, Calvin did believe in a literal Adam/Eve without which his doctrine would not make any sense! (not claiming that it makes much sense to begin with).

    5. Re:Ask a Biblical Archaeologist by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      Doing a little research... John Calvin thought the earth was young...

      ‘and they will not refrain from guffaws when they are informed that but little more than five thousand years have passed since the creation of the universe.’ - John Calvin

      Believed in a 6-day creation...

      ‘I have said above that six days were employed in the formation of the world; not that God, to whom one moment is as a thousand years, had need of this succession of time, but that he might engage us in the contemplation of his works.’ - John Calvin

      Was a Delugionist

      ‘And the flood was forty days.. Moreover, it is to be regarded as the special design of this narrations that we should not ascribe to fortune, the flood by which the world perished; how ever customary it may be for men to cast some veil over the works of God, which may obscure either his goodness or his judgments manifested in them. But seeing it is plainly declared, that whatever was flourishing on the earth was destroyed, we hence infer, that it was an indisputable and signal judgment of God.’ - John Calvin

      So not sure of our point above.

    6. Re:Ask a Biblical Archaeologist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, Calvin did believe in a literal Adam/Eve without which his doctrine would not make any sense! (not claiming that it makes much sense to begin with).

      Calvinist doctrine in a nutshell: "God set us up, but he's God, so he's entitled."

    7. Re:Ask a Biblical Archaeologist by tibit · · Score: 1

      This is full of win -- that's why I read slashdot! Thank you, Pseudonym.

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    8. Re:Ask a Biblical Archaeologist by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Calvinist doctrine in a nutshell: "God set us up, but he's God, so he's entitled."

      God set us up the bomb, but he's God, so move zig.
      For great justiiiiiiiiice.

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    9. Re:Ask a Biblical Archaeologist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you say!!

      (actually I thought about using that for my "nutshell" summary, but figured "set up us" would just lead to confusion for those who don't know AYBABTU)

    10. Re:Ask a Biblical Archaeologist by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Believed in a 6-day creation...
      Was a Delugionist

      So? If you were an educated European of the 16th century, you probably would have been too. Conversely, if Calvin had lived today, he'd almost certainly have agreed with evolution and a 4.5B year old Earth just like the overwhelming majority of today's Christians.

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  29. And Michael Zimmerman says... by Pseudonym · · Score: 4, Informative
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  30. Obvious publicity stunt by FridayBob · · Score: 1

    There are lots of ways to prove objectively that the universe is much older than the Bible would suggest and that life, planets and galaxies did indeed evolve. However, there's still no law that requires judges to be scientifically literate, and you can bet that a fair number of them are even creationists. So seeing as Mastropaolo would select the judges himself, he obviously plans to stack the deck in his own favor. He may be ignorant, but he's probably not stupid either.

    1. Re:Obvious publicity stunt by hierofalcon · · Score: 1

      The Bible makes no claims as to the age of anything you mention. It all hinges on three words "In the beginning" which could be any time. Any Bible interpretation suggesting a young age, is just that - an interpretation. My interpretation is that the same Bible requires an old age.

      None of this is relevant to the primary work of the Bible - to show the reason why man needs to be reconciled to God, to show the method of that reconciliation, and to warn of the consequences of not reconciling.

  31. Sigh, this is not what a Christian should be doing by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    10,000$ could be much better off helping the poor. People starve to death with what $0.33 of food would nourish them. So 365days/year *.33food/day so approximately 100$ would keep someone from starving to death for a year. He could have saved 10 kid's lives for 10 years if he spent his money there. When talking of giving, Jesus doesn't want you to grandstand and boast about it though, and maybe that is all this guy wants to do.

    The modern Christian's life involves working at a moral job, living frugally and giving one's excess to the poor. Jesus says we'll always have poor, but he didn't say they'll always be starving to death. Outside of horribly corrupt regimes, world hunger could be something that this generation could solve if enough of us helped out some.

  32. Where do I collect the money? by jonfr · · Score: 0

    Where do I collect the money?

    I am being serious. He has already lost this 10.000$. Unless it is just a trickery and he is never going to accept any proof at all. But that might well be the case. Since the creationist types are crazy assholes to begin with and never accept any proof at all. No matter how well documented it is.

    By the way. Book of genesis is a really, really big pile of crap. It is actually more then that. It is a big pile of useless crap from start to end. There is nothing else to it.

    Wikipedia entry on this bible chapter, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Genesis

    1. Re:Where do I collect the money? by Sigma+7 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The traditional trick of these publicity stunts is to post a challenge, and claim there was no response otherwise and therefore it is true. The claim is made while plugging fingers in the ears and pretending there's no contradictions.

      Look back to the Kent Hovind challenge, where he posted $250,000 to prove evolution. He gradually shifted the challenge from "provide any evidence of evolution" to "demonstrate beyond a reasonable doubt that God couldn't cause the big bang" - and each step at asking for clarification was given non-answers (if any).

      Even if someone did manage to complete his challenge, Kent Hovind couldn't pay the amount - he's a NINJA - No Income, Job or Asset, by his own bankruptcy claim. Both a scientific and financial fraud.

      This challenge is archived, with the current page saying you followed an imaginary link. "If you can't win, burn the evidence of losing."

      This challenge may be "possible", but don't waste time on it. You have better luck compleing the James Randi challenge instead.

    2. Re:Where do I collect the money? by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      By the way. Book of genesis is a really, really big pile of crap. It is actually more then that. It is a big pile of useless crap from start to end. There is nothing else to it.

      I couldn't disagree more. The Book of Genesis is a very important historical artefact. It belongs in a museum, not in the garbage. Right alongside all of the other major mythological works of humanity.

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    3. Re:Where do I collect the money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the contrary. Genesis is not a pile of crap. It holds the wisdom (note: not truth) of thousands of years of human history. Here's a quick sampling for you:

      * Pride comes before the fall: The people of Babel thought they knew everything and their society crumbled.
      * Times of plenty and famine: Joseph's vision of 7 fat years followed by 7 lean years, save while times are good so you can subsust when times are bad.
      * Oppressive governments eventually lost their slave populations: Moses freeing the Isrealites
      And it goes on.

      The point I'm trying to make is that the Bible has much more knowledge and significance concerning social interactions and how people act than it does in the realm of scientific explanation.

    4. Re:Where do I collect the money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Where do I collect the money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original writing would. Copies belong in the library, Indiana.

    6. Re:Where do I collect the money? by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      *The* book of genesis is not a physical artifact, and therefore *can't* be in a museum. Various historical physical manifestations of this book can and should be in museums, but *the* book of genesis is an idea not a thing.

      The only reason to preserve it would be the same reason to preserve any idea. "Why not." If for some reason we could not save every idea (e.g. we ran out of harddrive space in the world) and some ideas had to be sacrificed, I would definitely sacrifice the Bible before a sacrificing single scientific breakthrough or even any really good novel.

    7. Re:Where do I collect the money? by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      For the record, "museum" is a metaphor. Some people didn't seem to get that.

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  33. Already ceded the relevant argument by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's a church near where I work that has a sign in the window: "Come in and learn the latest scientific evidence for Biblical truth!"

    I always smile when I see it, because they don't seem to realize they've already surrendered the epistemological war -- by admitting that weighing scientific evidence is the proper way to ascertain the truth (or falsity) of a claim.

    Sure, they can fight a rear-guard action for a while by looking for scraps of evidence that appear to support Scripture (or whatever their take on Scripture is), but unless God starts making public appearances is an independently verifiable, repeatable manner, then the church has already laid the groundwork for their own logical impeachment.

    The whole bedrock of religion is faith -- to believe that some things are true regardless of whether there is evidence for them or not. Once you've tacitly admitted that evidence is required, then faith is superfluous, and the church becomes just a group of extremely amateur scientists whose theories can't hold up under examination.

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    1. Re:Already ceded the relevant argument by Myopic · · Score: 1

      "The whole bedrock of religion is faith -- to believe that some things are true regardless of whether there is evidence for them or not."

      If there is evidence for a claim then you don't need to have faith in it. Faith is for when there is no evidence at all, or evidence against the claim. And that is why faith is stupid. Faith is an embarrassing failure of skepticism.

    2. Re:Already ceded the relevant argument by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      God always makes everyday appearances. Some people are just too ignorant to realize what God is.

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    3. Re:Already ceded the relevant argument by The_R_Meister · · Score: 1

      I think you're making a lot of assumptions about what they're admitting. Saying there is scientific evidence for Biblical truth is far different than saying they need scientific evidence for Biblical truth. If I see a sign pointing to New York and tell someone "see, New York exists, look at the sign!", I'm not actually basing my belief that it exists on the sign because that's what I used as evidence to get you to consider travelling there. Not saying I agree with said random church that using science as an evangelistic tool is wise, but neither do I agree with you that this is surrendering an epistemological war.

    4. Re:Already ceded the relevant argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Come in and learn the latest scientific evidence for Biblical truth!"

      I love how you attack them without even listening to what they have to say...

  34. I bet $9,999,999 if u can prove by SinisterRainbow · · Score: 1

    it's better than evolution.

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  35. Close, but wrong by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Chapter 1 - Male and Female are created simultaneously.

    Chapter 2 - Adam and Eve are created in that order.

    There are clear discrepancies between the creation myth at Genesis 1:1-2:3 and the second one starting at Genesis 2:4, but that's not one of them. Simultaneity between the creation of male and female humans isn't stated explicitly in Genesis 1:26-27.

    OTOH, it is explicitly stated in the first creation story that the plants and animals were created before humans -- vegetation on the third day (Gen 1:11-13), sea creatures and flying creatures on the fifth day (Gen 1:20-23), and land creatures on the sixth day (Gen 1:24-25) before humans.

    Which is problematic, because the second creation story has man created first (Gen 2:7) before plants (Gen 2:5), then plants are created (Gen 2:8-9), followed by animals (Gen 2:19-20), and then woman (Gen 2:21-23).

  36. It is all about faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is belief in the unproven at work here. Some people look around and decide that there must be a higher power of some kind involved. Some people look around and decide that there is only randomness and blind chance. Some people decide in a mixture of beliefs. Nobody can say for an absolute fact which belief system is correct. Maybe they all are - maybe none of them are.

    Why do a lot of people get their panties in a knot when somebody doesn't believe what they believe? Seriously, it's like 12 year-old kids bickering about Ford vs. Chevy.

  37. consensus reality by mandginguero · · Score: 1

    Really we need to ignore this hard enough and it will go away. Either that or pray it away.

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  38. First of all, "evolution" is not a religion... by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

    Second of all, couldn't I just win by bringing in any other religious text and claiming that it, not the Bible, is false?

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  39. of course reality means nothing to this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This whole thing is easily winnable for "science" because he is not asking you to prove God or no God, just the events in Genesis true or not -

      "God created the evolutionary process on purpose"

    Genesis debunked and the truth of the bible is revealed as a story meant to control the masses. The same actually goes for all modern religions that are based on a book. :)

  40. If it's so slam dunk easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then put $10K in escrow, debate him, and get an easy $10K for your efforts. Seriously. Heck, get a group of your friends to help you.

    Or raise the money on Kickstarter. For every $1 a person puts in, they get $2 back, up to the funding limit.

    For the "that's easy" crowd, there really isn't any reason to NOT do this...after all, it' an "easy" $10K! Right...?

  41. Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughters by DragonWriter · · Score: 5, Informative

    Adam and Eve had two sons and no daughters.

    Incorrect. Adam and Eve had three sons mentioned by name (Cain, Abel, and Seth), and, additionally, "After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters." (Gen 5:4)

    I propose that their children were mother fuckers.

    Abel is never identified as having a mate before being killed by Cain. Cain expressly has his own wife, though its not entirely clear where she came from, and following the chronology implied by the order of verses in Gen 4, by the time Seth is born, Cain has five generations of descendants. Though, arguably, the similar names in Gen 5 (which only traces Seth's line) suggest a slightly different chronology (or maybe just name-sharing), because some of the descendants of Cain that appear to precede Seth in Gen 4 appear to also be descendants of Seth in Gen 5, which might suggest that the discussion of Seth after the discussion of Cain's line in Gen 4 isn't chronological.

  42. Oh here's another book by Beerdood · · Score: 0

    "One time about 6000 years ago, a magical unicorn from a different dimension farted the universe into existence"

    Prove me wrong!

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    1. Re:Oh here's another book by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Fart is mostly methane, which has one carbon atom per four hydrogen atoms. Actual contents of the universe are 3/4 hydrogen, 1/4 helium, and trace amounts of other materials, including carbon. Thus, it can't be fart residue.

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  43. Give me my money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fossil record including the complete history of human evolution.
    Carbon dating.

    Proven....Give me the money.
     

  44. The absence of evidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of all creatures, the snake/serpent is somehow able to converse in spoken (or telepathic) language and convinces Eve to share the apple with Adam.

    It's all fine and dandy if you look at the Snake as being a metaphor for something, but how could you prove this with factual information? The absence of evidence is not necessarily the evidence of absence here; the bible also claims that prehistoric humans lived hundreds of years and when compared to the average life spans even today, we don't even rank close.

    Unfortunately the onus is on everyone else to prove that it can't be taken literally, not on them to prove it's legitimacy.

  45. I got a better one by Nov8tr · · Score: 0

    IF I had $10,000 I'd make a bet. I'd pay $10,000 if you could prove absolutely that aliens do not exist or have not come to Earth. so pffffttttt His and mine are equally true. One is no better than the other. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. :D

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  46. It's a trap. by Ayars · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It does no good to debate these people; any evidence against their position is considered inadmissible.

    You can point out that chapters 1 and 2 of Genesis tell different and incompatible creation stories: they'll claim that you must read them with the guidance of the holy spirit to truly understand them. Been there, done that.

    Genesis says we're all descended from Adam in about 4kBC, and we're also all descended from Noah in about 3kBC (since the rest of mankind was destroyed in the world-wide Genesis flood.) You can bring in the roughly 10k years of Egyptian genealogies which make no mention of Adam, or Noah: they'll claim (without the slightest sense of irony) that the Egyptian genealogies are merely ancient writings of suspect provenance and uncertain accuracy. Been there, done that too.

    You can bring in the entire science of geology, which gives zero evidence for and an entire scientific discipline worth of evidence against a world-wide Genesis-type flood: they'll bring in some mouth-breathing "geologist" who got a degree from one of the all-too-numerous fundamentalist "universities" to argue that the question isn't really settled yet, there's still scientific debate. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

    You can point out that Genesis 1 is a poem. Instead of rhyme in sound, it rhymes in idea --- just like most other ancient poetry --- with day 1 corresponding to day 4, day 2 corresponding to day 5, 3 to 6, and then day 7 as a finale. You can point out that nobody takes Shakespeare's sonnets literally: "Ah," they say, "But this poem comes from God!" Yes, BTDT too.

    Arguments from biology abound, of course: 5k years is insufficient time for one man's genes to diverge into the breadth of human genetic diversity seen today; you can't fit two of every species of insect in an ark, let alone the rest of the fauna; analysis of mitochrondrial DNA puts "Eve" at orders of magnitude before 4kBC; and then there's the whole fossil record of course. All the evidence in the world makes no difference: evidence does not change non-evidential belief.

    And you're supposed to convince a JUDGE? That's the trap. Judges are pretty good at determining legal questions; they're about as good as a coin-flip when it comes to scientific questions. We bring in scientific evidence, this nincompoop argues legal blather, which will the judge best understand? If he was serious about the bet being fact-based, he'd offer to have the bet be settled by someone trained in determining the truth or falsity of factual claims. There are such people: they're called "scientists".

    When I say "been there, done that", I mean just that. I was raised in a fundamentalist sect, and had most of my education in church schools. I spent 25 years being indoctrinated (it didn't stick, apparently) then 15 years trying to bring the church into the 20th century, and the last 5 years taking what is apparently the only productive approach. Here's the approach, for those who haven't figured it out yet: JUST LEAVE THE POOR IDIOTS ALONE.

    1. Re:It's a trap. by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      "And you're supposed to convince a JUDGE? That's the trap. Judges are pretty good at determining legal questions; they're about as good as a coin-flip when it comes to scientific questions. We bring in scientific evidence, this nincompoop argues legal blather, which will the judge best understand?"

      You don't have to bother going that far. What judge in America would like to go down in history as the guy who ruled against Christianity? Well, maybe there's a couple, but sure as eggs is eggs, none of them will be on this guy's list.

    2. Re:It's a trap. by Transfinite · · Score: 1

      Yup I too was raised in a very strict, fundamentalist sect. I was very careful about extricating myself from the religion I was raised in. I knew by the age of 12 what I believed in, in fact I proved it to myself that what I was being taught was not the 'truth'. I agree with every point you raised, also having a similar set of t-shirts and worn them. Arguing against faith with scientific reasoning is a futile exercise, because you can't reason. period.

    3. Re:It's a trap. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There's a quote (I don't remember the source unfortunately) that says any case brought before a judge is fundamentally unresolvable, otherwise it would have been settled without a trial. The judge's job is to provide a respectable coin flip. That's also why precedent is such a big thing to lawyers - you can't have one judge's coin flip going against another's.

    4. Re:It's a trap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The flood story has roots in reality. Not a god gets stroppy and floods the world, but their is plenty of geoligical evidence of a massive flood in the Nile region several millenia ago. Nature magzine has published articles on it, I'd say a good decade ago. This even also apears in most religiions sans-big boat story.

    5. Re:It's a trap. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

      Lucky bastard.
      Been there, done that too, the only souvenir I ever got from them was a headache.

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    6. Re:It's a trap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya you're right. You'd surely consider this inadmissible: what is the difference between theory of gravity, or carbon dating, or Big Bang, and Genesis? Has gravity, or carbon dating, or Big Bang been recreated and conclusively proved. Yes, currently everything sums up nicely according to a theory and is the accepted norm. But it could change when another revolutionary theory comes up. This is very different from say cloning, or DNA which has been conclusively proved and reproduced. Surely, even the LHC guys, or Stephen Hawkins who sometimes ends up his talks with "It maybe God's work" are more humble than you.

  47. This is so fucking easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Snake talks. Pay me.

    1. Re:This is so fucking easy. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Count ribs in males, ribs in females. Equal. Done.

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  48. First clue by http · · Score: 3, Informative

    The man has a Ph.D. in kinesiology. According to the Chart of Woo, that's at the corner of Quackery Bol. and Pseudoscientific Bol.

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    1. Re:First clue by solanum · · Score: 1

      Great link! Indeed, if his beliefs weren't enough to discredit him in the first place, having what is basically a PhD in bullsh*t should. Also, what kind of institution provides a PhD in kinesiology? Not a very reputable one I suspect....

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    2. Re:First clue by davidtwilcox · · Score: 1

      Does he have a degree in kinesiology (kinesiology) or applied kinesiology (applied kinesiology). The latter is very much quackery, but the former is not. Applied kinesiology leeches off the name and scientific validity of the field of kinesiology.

    3. Re:First clue by davidtwilcox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Institutions providing a PhD in kinesiology (but not applied kinesiology) include Penn State, Michigan State University, University of Maryland, University of Southern California and the University of Minnesota, and those are just the first ones I saw with a simple Google search. In the case of Joseph Mastropaolo, his PhD is in the legitimate field of kinesiology, not the quackery of applied kinesiology. Here's the bio from his website. And in no way should my comments be construed as endorsement of this nutjob.

    4. Re:First clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinesiology and Applied Kinesiology are very different things. The first is the study of human movement (think physiology), the second is Chiropractic quackery.

    5. Re:First clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends which Kinesiology, it would seem. It's a scientific discipline but also the name of a chiropractic method.

      But yeah... I'm not hopeful.

    6. Re:First clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The man has a Ph.D. in kinesiology. According to the Chart of Woo, that's at the corner of Quackery Bol. and Pseudoscientific Bol.

      Just because two words sounds related, "kinesiology" and "applied kinesiology" for example, it doesn't mean they are the same thing. Applied kinesiology is bollocks, kinesiology is science.

    7. Re:First clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinesiology is the scientific study of human movement, which is not the same as the crackpot pseudoscience "applied kinesiology".

    8. Re:First clue by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Look closer. That's applied kinesiology. Applied kinesiology is kind of like chiropractic, and has the same relation to kinesiology as astrology does to astronomy.

      Actual kinesiology is the scientific study of human movement. It's a real science.

      Of course, having a PhD, it doesn't matter what kind, doesn't mean you're not a crazy nut job.

    9. Re:First clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did this get modded +5 informative?

      Kinesiology is the study of human movement. It is certainly not Woo.

      You're conflating that with Applied Kinesiology. The two are not the same, in any way.

    10. Re:First clue by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      The man has a Ph.D. in kinesiology. According to the Chart of Woo, that's at the corner of Quackery Bol. and Pseudoscientific Bol.

      You are thinking of applied kinesiology. That is quite different from the legitimate field of kinesiology provided by numerous universities. Your high score gives me pause at /.'s mod's.

    11. Re:First clue by tibit · · Score: 1

      Kinesiology, as I understand it, is simply a study of motion of the human body. I'd think of it as a kinematical niche in biomechanics. Or is there more to it?

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    12. Re:First clue by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      Kinesiology is not quackery. The name is sometimes used for some things that are quackery, but it's supposed to be the study of movement combining (or including) aspects of biomechanics, sports training, fitness, physical therapy, etc.

    13. Re:First clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinesiology simply means the study of movement. Typically this means human movement. I have a PhD from a kinesiology department and studied biomechanics and neuroscience, with the goal of understanding the principles of human motor control. I'm not making the claim that there isn't garbage science labeled as kinesiology, but there is good work done under that label as well. Please do not use the name of the field as a means of ad hominem attack, rather than addressing the issues this individual sets forth.

    14. Re:First clue by JimFive · · Score: 1

      I just wanted to point out that Kinesiology is not the same as the quackery that is called Applied Kinesiology.
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  49. And in support of Genesis... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Mastropaolo said that any evidence presented in the trial must be 'scientific, objective, valid, reliable and calibrated.

    ... how would those conditions be met, or does he propose those only for the challenger? The claims made in the Book of Genesis cannot be proven scientifically or objectively. On the other hand, science can demonstrate that the Earth is more than 6000 years old and the Universe ~13.5 billion year old, unless one disbelieves the science - in which case, no scientific argument will be accepted by Mastropaolo. (You can argue with stupid...)

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    1. Re:And in support of Genesis... by Pranadevil2k · · Score: 1

      So the only true and proper argument should be, "You first."

  50. Ill add $10,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ill add another $10,000 for anyone that can definitively prove that there is not a teapot orating the Earth somewhere between Earth and Mars.

    1. Re:Ill add $10,000 by taustin · · Score: 3, Funny

      In order to orate, the teapot would have to make noise. If there were a patch of gas between the Earth and Mars big enough for that, we'd have detected it by now.

      I'll take cash or gold.

    2. Re:Ill add $10,000 by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

      How about a bitcoin for anyone who can fix the formatting in subject lines on this site?

      Oh, and I believe it's $10,003.

  51. Giving him a head start into a corner by theatrecade · · Score: 1

    I had this conversation with my mom. I granted her the first 6chapters of genesis were true then when to Cain killing Abel. Why did god mark him (whosoever may come across) and he walked east of Eden found a land called Nod and married someone and had kids. Where did all these people come from all of sudden? What was Caine wife's name? If its call Nod that means it has established borders to Eden. Who name it thusly?

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  52. Already checked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent the last 45 years checking, there isn't a teapot there. Unless it is smaller a micron. But is a micron sized teapot really a teapot?

  53. Hmmm ... by giorgist · · Score: 1

    I would say these are the last throws of creationism. It is a case of, please pick a fight with me, I am important. Science has credibility, so if they give creationism some attention, some of that credibility rubs off on them. It is sad state for them.

    All you have to do is look up bible inconsistencies and off you go. Next you can simply ask to use creationism as a means to predict stuff ... and you are stuffed as it has no predicting ability. I can make an imaginary consitant story and ask that it is disproven ... The fact that nobody can come forth and disprove it, does not mean that it is true.

    1. Re:Hmmm ... by Myopic · · Score: 1

      You are way too optimistic. Naturalism was proposed before Jesus was alive, why do you think that today we are experiencing the end of human religious folly? I do think that religion will wane -- but I think it will wane from 99.999% to about 70% (today we're at, what, 96% or so), then level off for the next fifty thousand years. At the end of that time there will still be people talking about how Joseph Smith translated magical plates, and also how sticking needles in your skin cures diabetes.

    2. Re:Hmmm ... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Religion has already waned. It's gone from being an irresistible political force in most of the world to being an entertaining side show in most of the world. There are still religious people, and lots of people identify with a major religion, but the majority of them would qualify for burning as heretics only a few hundred years ago.

    3. Re:Hmmm ... by The_R_Meister · · Score: 1

      Actually, it does have some predicting ability - if there is a creator, and He is who the Bible says He is, then this world will end, not with a whimper but a bang. May not happen in our lifetime though ...

  54. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by letherial · · Score: 4, Insightful

    fibs are often hard to string together...thats how you know they are fibs.

  55. Hosanna in the highest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I believe in a benevolent God now, since he seems to have smited that insufferable MyCleanPC whackjob.

    Smote? Smoted? Smat?

  56. Talking Snake by epSos-de · · Score: 1
    The best argument against the GENESIS myth is the talking snake.

    The story has devil in form of the talking snake. A lot of talking animals are also present in cartoons and are purely fake.

    If, god was a being that created the humans, then how can devil be a shape-shifting being that can talk in a language of Adam and Eve that did not have their own language to learn in the first place.

    Why would god want to teach them the language of gods, if he had prohibited them from eating the wisdom apple, so that they do not learn anything that the gods know. The genesis book contradicted itself in this, god has given knowledge before they even ate the apple and therefore he just behaved like a very spoiled child for throwing them out of the house for learning something new !

    If the super intelligent creationist god does behave like a 9 year old child, than the whole story is rather fishy.

  57. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Cain expressly has his own wife, though its not entirely clear where she came from,"

    I am from the deep south and this is what my great aunt told me years ago, about Cain's wife. After Cain killed Abel, he was exiled to Ur. The only thing in Ur to mate with was monkeys. Black people came from Cain & a monkey. No lie. That's what my great aunt believed, which is not to say I believe it.

  58. IT'S ALL FABLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fable - noun - 1. A usually short narrative making an edifying or cautionary point and often employing as characters animals that speak and act like humans. (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/fable)

    Genesis 3:1 Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

    NOTE TO BELIEVERS: You can't argue this, unless you care to argue against the dictionary.

  59. huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So basically this guy is just giving away free money since the majority of biblical references have already been scientifically proven to be false, an exaggeration of the truth, or misunderstandings due to the lack of intellect in that era. Someone should revoke this fools Ph.D.

    1. Re:huh? by scotts13 · · Score: 1

      So basically this guy is just giving away free money since the majority of biblical references have already been scientifically proven to be false, an exaggeration of the truth, or misunderstandings due to the lack of intellect in that era. Someone should revoke this fools Ph.D.

      Uh, no. HE'S expecting free money. You may present scientifically factual evidence, but he expects the written word to be accepted as a higher authority:

      "The world was created in six days."
      "No, it wasn't. Here's a detailed timeline of its formation, with the evidence."
      "You're still wrong. The bible says so."

      Or, more likely: "You're not a biblical scholar, so you can't see the subtle, non-literal meaning of 'six days'".

  60. Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by denzacar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Had he expressed hatred or prejudice based on their religion, like the AC above did with Islam...

    Fuck Christianity. The only thing it has going for it is that it's not quite as evil as Islam.

    ...that would be bigotry.
    You know... picking A religion as being "more evil" based on current political situation, when every single flavor of Abrahamic religion has uncountable crimes to answer for, and those others aren't much different either.

    Pointing out that all brands of Christianity are the same fairytale (only told a bit differently) is just telling the truth.
    Just like pointing out that all religions are evil as they teach the people to build their view of reality based on a delusion - basically, inducing billions with cognitive dissonance bordering on insanity.
    Meanwhile, staying politically correct and letting them carry on with their delusion without at least pointing out the most glaring flaws in it - that would be hypocrisy.
    Also, infliction of harm through inaction.

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    1. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expressed no hate of individuals associated with Islam. Don't put words in my mouth

      However, there is NO QUESTION that THE RELIGION ITSELF is poison.

    2. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're assuming that he's basing it on the "current political situation" and not the substance of relative defining texts. Islam is demonstrably more evil because the Quran contains imperatives for violence like "take them and kill them [infidels] wherever ye find them" in surah 4:89 among many. The New Testament (which supersedes the Old thus avoiding all the violent prescriptions therein according to many Christians, despite that the New Testament itself is contradictory on whether it does or doesn't supersede) at its most violent stops short of commanding believers to kill. There are times such as in Romans 1:32 where sinners are called out as 'worthy of death' but it doesn't command believers to kill them. (Though things like that were nonetheless used to justify killings, such as the mob murder of Hypatia.)

      I'm running out of time and have to go to work so I will toss out a couple other things in passing: in addition to being demonstrably more evil in imperative prescriptions of violence, the Quran is more evil in its explicit misogyny. I don't have time to dig up the exact surah, but I recall one that gives men an explicit pass on beating their wives. The New Testament treats women as second class citizens, mostly telling them to sit down and shut up, but it never goes as far as saying you can and should beat them up.

      Lastly, the Quran is demonstrably more evil in that it has encouraged a culture of child rape since many Muslims still see Muhammad's having a nine year-old wife as not just acceptable, but an example of holiness since everything he ever did is supposed to be holy. So yeah, tell it to all the raped little girls that Islam isn't more evil.

      Disclaimer: I am an atheist.

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    3. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What denzacar said x 1000. Really.

    4. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't have time to dig up the exact surah, but I recall one that gives men an explicit pass on beating their wives.

      That would be 4:34

    5. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 0

      Good and evil are religious concepts, particularly of monotheistic religions that divide the world into two opposing camps. If you're an atheist, you should avoid using the words or you'll fall into the same dogmatic trap.

    6. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the real difference between christianity and islam is how closely the followers of islam stick to the teachings, as opposed to christianity which basically ignores most of the really ridiculous things from the old testament. Otherwise there might be stonings and such for adultery in the western world as well.

    7. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they aren't. You're just parroting ignorant garbage that you've heard.

      You can be an atheist and believe in objective morality. Knowingly violating objective morality is evil.

    8. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by julesh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good and evil are religious concepts

      [citation needed]

      Good and evil are concepts from the philosophy of ethics. Religions have a history that is deeply intertwined with that of ethics, as they typically attempt to prescribe an ethical code for their adherents, but ethics as a field does exist independently from religion.

    9. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Also, infliction of harm through inaction"

      Brilliant; I will use this to argue why I am actively promoting atheism instead of agnosticism.

    10. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      Good and evil as concepts exist independently of religion. In fact it's only more "recent" religions that incorporate good and evil as concepts. I'm pretty sure that Romans had the concept of good (desirale) and evil (undesirable) even though their gods weren't cleanly split between the two concepts.

      Good and evil are cultural universals, so rather than letting religions co-opt them for their own purpose, we need to avoid the idea that morals and ethics can only exist within a religious framework.

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    11. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      no, good and evil are moral concepts. Religion likes to borrow morality to wear like a coat, but there is nothing inherently moral about believing in imaginary creatures.

    12. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's nice of you to try to dance around the Old Testament on behalf of Christianity, but what about all of the people who clearly must think it still counts, given that they keep citing it whenever they want to justify their hatred of homosexuals?

    13. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Ardeaem · · Score: 1

      I don't have time to dig up the exact surah, but I recall one that gives men an explicit pass on beating their wives.

      That would be 4:34

      And that's more evil than Exodus 21:20-21, which gives slave-owners a pass for beating slaves within an inch of their lives? And then justifies it by explicitly saying that the slave is the owner's property? You sure have a blind spot there.

    14. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2

      I'm an atheist, so I'm not going to defend Christians' cognitive dissonance. Suffice to say, if you start arguing about the evils of Christianity based on the Old Testament, they'll try to disown it, usually ignorant of the fact that such abandonment of Old Testament doctrine was ruled heretical by the early church and people like Marcion of Sinope were excommunicated for it by the proto-orthodoxy.

      That said, it is best to attack Christianity at its heart, which is the teachings of Christ and his apostles. Besides which, the passage I already cited in Romans is also one that establishes a divine command to hate gay people, so a Christian who knows their Bible (a rarity, actually) doesn't need the Old Testament to be a retrogressive, benighted bigot.

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    15. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The New Testament (which supersedes the Old thus avoiding all the violent prescriptions therein according to many Christians

      ...and thus, according to those same Christians, indicates that Jews are evil bastards, since they don't believe in Jesus and therefore ignore the New Testament.

    16. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Actually, what's more evil is that the Quran says in 2:178 if somebody kills one of your slaves (slavery was super cool in Islam too, and in fact lasted longer than in Christendom, so where's the blind spot again?) you get to kill one his slaves to even things out. So yeah, while the Bible might justify slave beating, the Quran justifies slave murder.

      The Quran is demonstrably, substantively more evil. Want to try again? This is fun!

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    17. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      Good and evil are cultural universals, so rather than letting religions co-opt them for their own purpose, we need to avoid the idea that morals and ethics can only exist within a religious framework.

      They are in fact, too generic a term to be using in your context. Relative good and evil are cultural. Why do we need to avoid the idea that morals and ethics can only exist in a religious framework? Relative, possibly, but absolute morals and ethics, no.

    18. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      We need to keep in mind that morals and ethics can be entirely independent from religions, otherwise all atheists and agnostics would be running around murdering and raping people with no remorse. Do you only do good because otherwise your god would punish you?

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    19. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deuteronomy 17
      Exodus 21:7-10

      The difference is that (a majority) Christians have matured enough to pick and choose which abhorrent passages to stick too.....

    20. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by rgbatduke · · Score: 2

      Had he expressed hatred or prejudice based on their religion, like the AC above did with Islam...

      Fuck Christianity. The only thing it has going for it is that it's not quite as evil as Islam.

      ...that would be bigotry.
      You know... picking A religion as being "more evil" based on current political situation, when every single flavor of Abrahamic religion has uncountable crimes to answer for, and those others aren't much different either.

      Pointing out that all brands of Christianity are the same fairytale (only told a bit differently) is just telling the truth.

      Just like pointing out that all religions are evil as they teach the people to build their view of reality based on a delusion - basically, inducing billions with cognitive dissonance bordering on insanity.

      Meanwhile, staying politically correct and letting them carry on with their delusion without at least pointing out the most glaring flaws in it - that would be hypocrisy.
      Also, infliction of harm through inaction.

      Sadly, this is deeply insightful and correct. I do think it is possible to sort religions and sects out very roughly in order of the overt evilness of their scriptural precepts and functional memes, but it is much more difficult to project this evil onto individuals who nominally belong to such a sect. That is because we live in an age of heresy unheard of before, where everybody feels perfectly free to makes stuff up and alter the fundamental scriptural precepts and memes at will. Hence if you point out (correctly) that the position of most Southern Baptist churches is that homosexuality is a sin:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_and_Baptist_churches

      then of course somebody will turn around and point out an exception. And since we outlawed burning people, hanging people, torturing people, jailing people, silencing people, persecuting people, prosecuting people, and otherwise using force majeure and mortal sanction to enforce rules against choice, there have been plenty of exceptions, in fact being heretical is the post-Enlightenment post-Protestant normal, with an ever increasing divergence of belief. So although it is absolutely true that the official position of the Catholic church is one that opposes the use of birth control, in the US nearly all Catholics would be considered heretic by the non-heretical standards of Catholicism 400 years ago, and most sexually active Catholics use birth control. One can also compare Bellarmine's Letter to Galileo (which lays out its formal dogma concerning the ad literam interpretation of scripture and the horrific doors of heresy and contradiction that are opened by allowing it to be "interpreted" according to the discoveries of the science Galileo and others were in the process of inventing) to modern reality, and note that all of those predictions have, in fact, come to pass.

      The point in the end is that none of this matters. One can take any of the scripture-based religions and note countless contradictions in their scriptures and that will not falsify them in the minds of individuals who nominally subscribe to it (but then lay on a small mountain of individual heresies according to their individual whim) because they will, as you note, willfully engage in a rich mixture of the practices associated with cognitive dissonance to avoid confronting the contradictions. Hermeneutics, exegesis, head in the sand syndrome, or simple denial, one cannot prove them wrong and hence they consider themselves "free" to continue to believe an absurd mythology (modified to suite their particular personality).

      And this will still not make that mythology true! Or make it probably true, the only kind of truth a good Bayesian can acknowledge. Lack of evidence is not evidence of lack, perhaps, but it also damn well isn't evidence for, and the default state of belief, the

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    21. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Yes, but (at least in civilised countries) Muslims do not go around beating their wives, raping children and killing unbelievers. I suppose they're not proper Muslims?

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    22. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      You lost me at "Pointing out...". That varies based upon your beliefs of what the truth is. I'm not trying to do a Bill Clinton here ("what is is"), only pointing out that truth can be in the eye of the beholder. Those billions of people who believe in religion, would say your truth is not theirs.

      BTW, which Gods where you speaking of in your signature....rhetorical question.

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    23. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      (Reverse no true scotsman? That's all you've got?)

      According to Wahabists, indeed they are not proper Muslims, which is why often when fundamentalist families think they're losing their kids to the evils of ... being moderate, they murder them (a lot).

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    24. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Good and evil as concepts exist independently of religion

      And after 2500 years of analysis and debate by secular philosophy, there is still not the slightest consensus on core moral axioms that would enable a secular ethical system to be even marginally effective if actualized in practice.

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    25. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      What are you trying to say? Only societies using faith based law systems have any stability?

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    26. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Only they can have any actual ethics. To have meaningful ethics, you need a way to validate -particular- stances per your metaphysics (in the philosophical sense of the term, that is, what you assert is "the way reality is").

      You can't. You have unverifiable subjective ethical opinions that do not even propose, in terms of a consensus, to have any basis for an objective weight provided by connecting them to something "real".

      Though "stability" isn't the core issue, as one can have "stability" in a society that is massively unethical (see North Korea), but to answer your question as to my view, well, no, you can't. We had our test-case of precisely the ideal circumstance to test your conjecture of no-faith societies, a large-scale society defined as an atheist society, being led by atheists specifically to advance, and guided by, atheistic principles, and stated as such. Your test case was called the Soviet Union, and in a couple of decades killed more people (including its own citizens, theists and atheists alike), than religion has in all history. And, yes, it wasn't ultimately stable. It collapsed politically and economically in the 1980's.

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    27. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by tibit · · Score: 1

      The New Testament (which supersedes the Old thus avoiding all the violent prescriptions therein according to many Christians, despite that the New Testament itself is contradictory on whether it does or doesn't supersede) at its most violent stops short of commanding believers to kill.

      Oh, so that's where the inspiration comes to the seemingly illiterate fools who write the National Electrical Code? If you want thinly veiled ambiguity, look no further than the Bible and NEC ;)

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    28. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Islam is demonstrably more evil because the Quran contains imperatives for violence like "take them and kill them [infidels] wherever ye find them" in surah 4:89 among many.

      This is not referring to infidels in general, but infidels who are in direct combat with Muslim, and those Muslims who have committed treason during war.

      In general Quran permits killing only soldiers who are directly fighting you. Quran also forbids offensive or preemptive war. (8:19, 60:8,9, 4:88-90)

      USA has death penalty for treason, and makes it legal for its soldiers to kill enemy in direct combat.

      Ruling to kill civilians for adultery, apostasy etc., come from Hadiths not Quran.

      The New Testament (which supersedes the Old thus avoiding all the violent prescriptions therein according to many Christians, despite that the New Testament itself is contradictory on whether it does or doesn't supersede) at its most violent stops short of commanding believers to kill. There are times such as in Romans 1:32 where sinners are called out as 'worthy of death' but it doesn't command believers to kill them.

      Jesus says in New Testament, Luke 19:27:
      "But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them--bring them here and kill them in front of me."

      I'm running out of time and have to go to work so I will toss out a couple other things in passing: in addition to being demonstrably more evil in imperative prescriptions of violence, the Quran is more evil in its explicit misogyny.

      Quran explicitly states that person should be rewarded on the basis of actions, not sex. (16:97, 4:124)

      I don't have time to dig up the exact surah, but I recall one that gives men an explicit pass on beating their wives.

      You are referring to 4:34. This is disputed translation. Some translate simply as "separate from them". Again, Quran permits violence only in the case of war. Even in the case of war, civilians, animals, plants, property are not allowed to be damaged, let alone allowing violence towards your own wife during peace time.

      Lastly, the Quran is demonstrably more evil in that it has encouraged a culture of child rape since many Muslims still see Muhammad's having a nine year-old wife as not just acceptable, but an example of holiness since everything he ever did is supposed to be holy. So yeah, tell it to all the raped little girls that Islam isn't more evil.

      You are referring to Aisha. Quran does not say anything specific to Aisha or her age. That Muhammad had sex with Aisha at age of 9 is stated in Hadiths.

      Again violence Is permitted in Quran only in the case of defensive war towards those in direct combat with you.

    29. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      So let me get this straight: you can only have meaningful ethics by referring to some imaginary being (gods, fairies, gnomes, pixies etc). Here in the UK, our justice system is not based on a particular religious system - the judges aren't schooled in religion. Now I understand that ethics, morals and the law aren't exactly the same, but they tend to fill the same purpose in society.

      I think the USSR failed more due to communism being a more idealistic rather than realistic political system. It wasn't due to lack of belief in a particular deity.

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    30. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Here in the UK, our justice system is not based on a particular religious system - the judges aren't schooled in religion.

      Your justice system is entirely based on a particular religious system. Trace the history of the relationship of the legal system to the Anglican church back to its source, Christianity. That you assimilate it by default and then deny its origins after you've done so doesn't change anything.

      Okay, then, name a -single- law, and validate it is correct that violating it is "wrong", as opposed to violating it being "right", without reference to a religious justification, or an empty claim that it is "self-evident" and defaulting on providing any verification at all. If you can't do that--and you can't--it's fair to conclude nobody else did either, and the the rationale that exists is directly provided historically by religion, and when you examine it now, that's the only underpinning justification you'll find.

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    31. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      The justice system may well have it's root in religion as religion did have a stranglehold on Britain for a number of years. However, I don't see how the church is at all involved in crafting or verifying laws.

      With religions, what consensus have they all agreed on with regard to morals, ethics and correct behaviour? As far as I can tell, they can't even agree on where/who/what the divine beings are.

      Harming/killing other people is a generally agreed upon thing that is wrong to be doing. It's not conducive to an effective society if you let random people go around randomly killing other people. Some religions used to insist upon human sacrifices, so I don't quite see how religion and ethics fit together.

      Also, I don't think the Catholic church should condone/cover up priests raping little boys. A lot of religions treat women as having hardly any rights at all - I don't think thats moral or ethical and I'm certainly not referring to any religious text for my views on such behaviour.

      I think courtrooms would be a lot more interesting if we could call on various gods to turn up and confirm/deny points of law. That'd be an ethics system I'd pay money to see.

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    32. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Well, that's thorough. While I don't doubt I could go through the whole thing line by line, it would be a lot more work than I can justify to myself, especially considering how distasteful I find combing through religious texts and commentaries (I was forced to do it for nearly a decade by my parents, and there is no surer path to atheism than studying religious texts in depth for years with a respect for the truth). So, rather than address every little thing, I am going to focus on some broader themes and outright lies. Once it is demonstrated that you are, in fact, a liar, I won't need to do all the super tedious, distasteful work of debunking the rest.

      Broad theme: it's the Hadiths and not the Quran

      Are Hadiths not used as a basis for Sharia? For morality? Of course they are. I will freely admit that sometimes I get sloppy with my sources, but the effect is almost entirely moot, because Hadiths are still looked at as valid moral guidance and used as part of the foundation of Islamic moral and criminal justice systems. They are considered second only to the Quran, and you know it as well as I do.

      Broad theme: violence is only permitted in defensive combat

      This is false on its face. There are violent punishments outlined in the Quran. As already mentioned in response to Ardeaem, the Quran in 2:178 teaches that if a slave is killed by somebody with slaves, you can kill a slave of theirs. There are other punishments of course, but we're talking mainly about violence against people who haven't committed crimes per se. It's funny you want to give 4:89 a pass since it's supposedly in reference to people who have themselves initiated violence against Muslims, but you pick on Luke 19:27 for the same spirit of opposition to a faction that intends to fight whatever Christian kingdom is being alluded to in the verse.

      All that to one side, there is another prescription for violence in the Quran 9:1-5, which outline how as soon as any treaty expires with pagans, they can and should be preemptively attacked and killed (unless they convert, of course, then such superficial, extorted desperation... I mean... deeply felt conviction must be honored). This is in direct contradiction to your insistence of defensive prescriptions.

      Lastly, your lie: "Quran explicitly states that person should be rewarded on the basis of actions, not sex. (16:97, 4:124)"

      The Quran explicitly states, over and over, that women are to be considered less than men (2:228b, 2:282, 4:34) and should receive less than men (4:11, 4:176). You are trying to lie to cover up the inherent evil inequalities, injustices, and misogyny of Islam, but that will only work on ignorant people. I don't really so much blame you for this personally, all religious people do it, especially religious leaders. They focus on the feel good parts and try to ignore the bits that point to the blatant flawed human origins of supposedly divine systems. Christians do these sorts of things just as much and just as badly. Religion itself is evil, and where I can I will expose its evil to as many as possible so that humanity can do the right thing and discard it from as much of society as possible.

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    33. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Ardeaem · · Score: 1

      The Quran is demonstrably, substantively more evil. Want to try again? This is fun!

      Sure! How about justified genocide? 1 Samuel 15:2-3 Not that I would say that the Bible is demonstrably "more evil" (whatever that means) than the Quran; rather than this is barbarism all around. Talking about which ancient holy book is more evil is stupid. They're all horrible.

    34. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Harming/killing other people is a generally agreed upon thing that is wrong to be doing.

      True enough, but my contention is that it's agreed upon specifically because people internalize that view as provided to them by religious views that has assimilated within the culture. If you needed to trace it back within the context of religion, and you ask "Why is it wrong to harm/kill other people?" eventually you get down to the answer "because God says so". That's the metaphysical underpinning. Theism says there's an omnipotent, all-knowing God that says "don't do that", and that's as close to an objective validation of the ethical principle as you are ever going to get.

      By contrast, it's entirely unclear what the answer is from a Naturalist/atheist/Darwinian worldview. A plausible viewpoint would be that killing/harming others isn't "wrong" at all, and in fact should be done if it increases the survival prospects of one's own DNA. So, again, without resorting to such tactics as saying it's wrong "just because", or expressing indignation at what I'm saying, when it apparently accurately represents -your- worldview, and -not- mine, how would you respond to that and what is your justification for asserting it (or any given thing) is "wrong"? As for your objections regarding what has occurred in the Catholic Church and with regards to the status of women, I'm not in disagreement with you. The distinction is, though, that theism would have a framework for arguing these points, and one could (and indeed, I would say, can and should) argue against these actions with the common religious authoritative references themselves. Apart from doing that, though, it isn't clear that for any given action, one can effectively present from an atheistic view that "action X" is better or worse than "the exact opposite of action X", for any ethical question at all.

      I think courtrooms would be a lot more interesting if we could call on various gods to turn up and confirm/deny points of law.

      Well, we could do that, but neither I, your legal system, nor you think that there's more than one plausible God.

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    35. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Empiric · · Score: 1

      There is no "divine command to hate gay people", in Romans or anywhere else in the bible. There is in fact not any criticism in even the mildest terms for being gay, per se, -at all-.

      You are conflating homosexual sex with having homosexual orientation. Remarkably, having sex is actually non-compulsory, and one can choose not to. Similarly, there is no criticism of heterosexuality per se in the bible, but definite censure of certain choices of what one does with that sexuality. Treating orientation/desires and actions as synonymous by equivocating language is simply intellectually dishonest.

      If you want to argue a point, why not go ahead make it actually possible for the argument to resolve the question, by making your representation of what's being discussed actually correspond to what is being discussed?

      Romans says, arguably as the mildest censure anywhere in the bible, that the penalty of gay promiscuity is the direct causal personal effects of the acts themselves, "in one's own body". No reference to adding additional "hate", or anything else for that matter, as a penalty, at all.

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    36. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      The New Testament (which supersedes the Old thus avoiding all the violent prescriptions therein according to many Christians, despite that the New Testament itself is contradictory on whether it does or doesn't supersede)

      Some theological clarification on how this is supposed to work is covered in Romans 7: 1-6. To summarize: Christians are considered to be dead (crucified with Christ) and therefore have passed beyond the jurisdiction of old testament law. Every christian has already been judged worthy of death according to Jesus interpretation of the law, in which getting angry shows you to be a murderer and looking at a woman to lust shows you to be an adulterer etc. The law itself has not changed and is still in effect.

      You might be hard pressed to find christians who can explain that but if you put it like that to someone with theological training they will likely understand and agree with it.

    37. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Quran 9:1-5 says that all pagans should convert or die (which the Islamic expansions in the centuries after its founding gladly obliged), I'd call that worse than the penny-ante tribe by tribe atrocities the Jews were directed to perform. Especially since the Jews (as a military force) never really left the Levant, whereas the Muslims brought their 'convert or die' atrocities to three continents. So, the genocidal language in the Quran is both more broadly written and more broadly applied, killing more people, thus more evil. QED.

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    38. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your position is non-sensical. You can't compare the evilness of particular religions, because evil is subjective.

    39. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by DPajak · · Score: 1

      Often, when secular people talk of "evil", they are referring to pathologies. An institution can do some pretty horrendous things. I think you are too consumed with semantics, here. When you see secular people using that terminology, just substitute "evil" for "pathologies". Also, "good" can be an economic term, as well, as in "the public good"; "goods and services".

    40. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by slackware+3.6 · · Score: 1

      What about the Anabapists in the 15 hundreds?
      Islam is a current threat not a historic threat.

    41. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Threat to who or what?
      Other religions? Why? Shouldn't their faith protect those who believe from Islamic influence? It's not a disease.
      Atheists? How? They don't believe in that mumbo-jumbo anyway?

      I'm having a feeling that by "Islam" you actually mean something else. Something more along the lines of "them people" as opposed to "us".

      BTW... that phrase... "current threat"? That kinda means now, as opposed to some other time.
      Islam was just fine and perfectly ignorable a decade or two ago.
      Heck... It was even favorable, compared to godless commie bastards.
      You know... back when the THEN "current political situation" was more agreeable to it.

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    42. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by slackware+3.6 · · Score: 1

      Islam isn't just a threat to other religions as it is a threat to gays, women, jews, and anyone who does not believe in Muhammad. In canada at this moment muslims are teaching to beat your wives "lightly" if they disobey or refuse to have sex. What other religion would the authorities allow to carry out such behaviour? What religions is currently hanging gays in Iran? What religion crashed planes into the WTC? Why are our troops in Afganistan? Who is throwing acid in little girls faces because they dare go to school? Who is trying to kill someone over cartoons? Who is behind almost every terrorist organization in the world? Grow up you silly person my nuts aren't getting felt up at the airport because of christians. Muhammad killed hundreds of people ordered the death of thousands. How many people did Jesus kill? I was at the mall the other day eating in the food court with my familly and a dude with a white dress and little white hat walked up to my table and tried to physically fight with me because I dared to look at him and I was not worthy to set eyes on him. Yes muslims are a current and very dangerous threat to everyone. I never had a jew, sikh, budist, christian, atheist, gay, indian, negro, asian, etc, etc try to hit me because I dared to look at him.

    43. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by hackula · · Score: 1

      I guess getting them to disavow the OT is a start at least though. The NT is not as blatantly offensive, but I do believe most Christians would be a bit uncomfortable following JC if they thought about the fact that he was a hippy dude in a dress and birkenstocks who went around telling everyone that he was God and the rich people were probably not gonna make the trip home... oh and that he had no beef with slavery.

    44. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ethics is the field of pretending that there is such thing as good and evil. Physics tends to indicate that matter doesn't have a good or an evil. Good and evil are only feeling we experience in our brains, they're not the indication of the existence of a real good or evil. Men desperately look for an absolute moral compass, but there is none. Quarks and leptons don't have ethics nor morals.

    45. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Medievalist · · Score: 1

      I don't have time to dig up the exact surah, but I recall one that gives men an explicit pass on beating their wives.

      That would be 4:34

      And in the Bible, Ephesians 5:22, it says men can do anything they want to their wives (and of course the bible also endorses slavery explicitly in several places, especially Leviticus 25:44).
      So all those Abrahamic desert monotheisms suck, amirite? Secularism rules!

      Oh, wait, it was legal to beat your wife in pretty much every damn place in the world until around 1970... how 'bout that?

      Maybe, just maybe, these endorsements of wife beating and slavery have more to do with the time and place the books were written and less to do with religion(s) or lack thereof?

      Oh, this was not an argument based on logic or reason? Carry on, then!

    46. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by xclr8r · · Score: 1

      Good and evil are religious concepts, particularly of monotheistic religions that divide the world into two opposing camps. If you're an atheist, you should avoid using the words or you'll fall into the same dogmatic trap.

      I'm a believer but I have to absolutely disagree. I invite you to read this article. It's long but by the 6th paragraph you will probably be re-evaluating your statement. http://www.aeonmagazine.com/world-views/troy-jollimore-secular-ethics/

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    47. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that he's basing it on the "current political situation" and not the substance of relative defining texts...

      I am confused. What context are you talking about?

      In the context of the times, Mohammed was perhaps the greatest women's rights activist to ever live. His was a strongly patriarchal system. He explicitly allowed women to own property. He explicitly required his followers to honor the marriage contracts -- in Islam marriage contracts are negotiated and women may have substantial guarantees written therein. Some of his wives were scholars and honored advisers.

      Islam of the early days was centuries ahead of Christianity, by common Western standards of today.

      As for the child wife, we do not happen to know the details of the Mohammed's bedroom. It was the norm of the time for a treaty to be sealed by marriage into the ruler's family. As the ruler of a rapidly growing community, he was required to take many wives or risk dangerous offense. If the new ally happens to have only a 9-year-old to offer, ambiguity about the bedroom allows for polite fictions. Mohammed was a social reformer, but he did not happen to take those particular traditions onto his plate.

      As an atheist, I do not find much to criticize about early Islam in the context of the other religions in the region. My concerns are about how the early days are idealized. But if we could only go back to the Good Olde Dayes when the people could get away with beating to death a ruler who is too obviously incompetent (the fate of the third Caliph), then maybe I would consider conversion...

    48. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      You probably didn't read the whole thread, but I already said in answer to another apologist: The Quran explicitly states, over and over, that women are to be considered less than men (2:228b, 2:282, 4:34) and should receive less than men (4:11, 4:176).

      From this stratified framework, expanded in the Hadiths, was born the terrors of modern sharia. Maybe you should look into why it is that women routinely burn themselves alive in places like Afghanistan and what roles imams, and Quran-inspired sharia are playing in those dynamics.

      The "oh but maybe it was just for political show" handwaving you offer with regard to pedophilia is pathetic, especially since this is obviously about more than just the Prophet's questionable morality, but also the consequences of that so-called morality throughout the subsequent millennium and beyond. Do you suggest that all the child marriages that this not only catalyzed but justified and endorsed as holy and right are so conveniently "for show"? That you would so glibly gloss over nearly uncountable generations of systemic child rape is beneath contempt. Indeed, I am wasting precious time on a dangerously amoral multicultural relativist. I wish you could live as a girl in the Caliphate, and then we'd see how long your glib relativism holds up.

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    49. Re:Pointing out the truth can not be bigotry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rule 34 saves the day, even in the 7th century!

  61. Excuse me... Excuse me... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to ask a question. What does God need with a title?

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    1. Re:Excuse me... Excuse me... by julesh · · Score: 2

      I just wanted to ask a question. What does God need with a title?

      The Abrahamic religions are memes descended from older memes that had multiple gods. God had a title because there was a need to refer to all gods as a group. The language wasn't changed with the rewrite to monotheistic principles.

    2. Re:Excuse me... Excuse me... by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Well... he's starship needs a name right ?

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    3. Re:Excuse me... Excuse me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just wanted to ask a question. What does God need with a title?

      Its a required field

    4. Re:Excuse me... Excuse me... by artfulshrapnel · · Score: 1

      Well, at the time of these writings judaism was the hot new religion on the block. If they just said "Yaweh" people would have been all "Wha? Who's Yaweh? Is he like a guy or a god or a monster or what?" They added "Elohim" to clarify that he was a in fact a god.

      By the same token, if they'd just referred to him with "Elohim", which was the title "god", people would have been confused; "Which god? Like all of them, or are we expected to know already somehow?"

      You have to recall that most modern cultures are a relative monoculture compared to the vibrant mix of religions and ideas that were mingled in the pre-abrahamic Mediterranean region. There were dozens of religions, which mixed and combined to form the modern ones. A lot of them started in totally different regions and with totally different bases, but realized that their ideals and stories were similar enough to combine at some point. That's where a lot of the inconsistency in the early Old Testament comes from: these were almost certainly not all stories about the same god when they were first written, they were likely edited and combined under the guidance of what would become the earliest Judaic preists.

    5. Re:Excuse me... Excuse me... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point.

      What does an omnipotent creator of all existence need with a title?
      If he is such as it is claimed, wouldn't every single of his traits be self-evident in every aspect of such a creature - including the name?
      Wouldn't the name itself be... magical?

      Also, wouldn't any other approximation of the name other than the magical one be a blasphemy?
      Which brings us again to what does a God care about blasphemy?
      Is he perhaps insecure about his own godhood?
      Does he have ego problems, that need regular stroking through prayer and worship?

      Not very omnipotent any of it...

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    6. Re:Excuse me... Excuse me... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      You're trying to explain that he is more of The God if he has a fancier name.

      I am asking, why does an omnipotent creator of all existence need any of that charade?
      Shouldn't his The God status be self-evident because he simply IS that which he claims to be?

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    7. Re:Excuse me... Excuse me... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      He doesn't. In fact, if you read the account of Moses and the burning bush you'll find that God does not like titles at all. He refers to himself only as "I am"

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    8. Re:Excuse me... Excuse me... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Again - why the titles then?

      If he is a "I am", what are the titles for? Why would he need them? Wouldn't the I-am-ness be obvious?

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  62. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Scarletdown · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Abel is never identified as having a mate before being killed by Cain. Cain expressly has his own wife, though its not entirely clear where she came from, and following the chronology implied by the order of verses in Gen 4, by the time Seth is born, Cain has five generations of descendants.

    The second most likely explanation is that Cain's wife was from the "Other People", the Humans "created" on the 6th day of the Genesis 1 creation myth. This would have been before Yahweh decided to try the Eden experiment and make his own line of pet Humans at the end of the second creation myth.

    Of course, the first most likely explanation is that it is all USDA Grade A bullshit that never happened, and was just an attempt by primitive people to explain the world around them.

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  63. Creationists are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone care to argue against that?

  64. OKay sister fucker then by aepervius · · Score: 4, Funny

    See luke and leia were not the first to be tempted :P.

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    1. Re:OKay sister fucker then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See luke and leia were not the first to be tempted :P.

      Well, that depends. Just how long ago was "A long time ago..."?

  65. Can I get an AAAAAAAAA-men! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I get an AAAAAAAAA-men!

    Brother I feel you. But I propose a plan:

    step 1: JUST LEAVE THE POOR IDIOTS ALONE
    steb b: ?????
    result: PROFIT!!!!!

  66. Re:Sigh, this is not what a Christian should be do by guspasho · · Score: 1

    It's disappointing how many self-proclaimed Christians ignore what Jesus said in favor of what's in the Old Testament, which was written before Jesus Christ. It's like they don't want to be Christians at all.

  67. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Any way you look at it if there were only two people to begin with then the next couple of generations are all incest. Talk about dancing on the head of a pin.

    The fact that no human being could live 800 years also disproves this account, unless the guy expects "god-level magic" to be an acceptable explanation.

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  68. Motherfucking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Motherfucking!

    Ahhh, the sweetest sin!

    Gay marriage is so early-21st century. Up with incest!

    ironic captcha: rename

  69. Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't expect to be able to reason with these people with logic. If they had logic and reason there would be no reason to argue with them in the first place.

  70. Re:Sigh, this is not what a Christian should be do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the hell is this insightful?

    As long as there is population growth and a limit of how many people can live in an area, how can we solve world hunger?

  71. Oink! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The reason no one takes this idiot up, is because the odds are in the houses favor, and he knows it.

    Never wrestle with a pig. You will end up covered in mud and the pig will enjoy it.

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    1. Re:Oink! by a_hanso · · Score: 2, Funny

      The reason no one takes this idiot up, is because the odds are in the houses favor, and he knows it.

        Never wrestle with a pig. You will end up covered in mud and the pig will enjoy it.

      Unless you huff and puff and blow his house... oh wait.

    2. Re:Oink! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the pig will enjoy it.

      Relaxed pigs produce better meat. By the power of kinesiology, the pig might empower the wrestler quite quickly in this case.

    3. Re:Oink! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "With fools, forbear to argue. Better to try to wake the dead."
      -- Indian proverb

    4. Re:Oink! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never wrestle with a pig. You will end up covered in mud and the pig will enjoy it.

      It's more accurate to compare it to playing chess with a pigeon:

      No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like it's victorious.

  72. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The only thing in Ur to mate with was monkeys. Black people came from Cain & a monkey.

    That's easy to test, if you can find a cooperative monkey. Any volunteers?

  73. Science? by Fuzzums · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If he claims creationism to be a science, then it's HIS job to disprove creationism. Not mine.
    He's the one that should be looking for contradicting evidence.

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    1. Re:Science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      look pal, you want a shot at the 10K or not?

  74. All these posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys sound like chickens pecking at the ground trying to discern the finer nuances of higher mathematics. For the AC a couple days ago who posted that atheists aren't vocal or bigoted: read this thread.

  75. Impossible by RenHoek · · Score: 1

    It's impossible to prove anything, when the counter argument is: "It's magic!".

  76. You won't get the money by RDW · · Score: 1

    This prize has been 'offered' for over a decade, but for some reason has recently made the news. Occasionally someone bites, just to see what reaction they get, but trying to find mutually acceptable terms for a 'trial' is like arguing with the Timecube guy:

    http://ncse.com/rncse/25/5-6/life-science-prize

    Here's the prize page on Mastropaolo's site:

    http://www.josephmastropaolo.com/prize.html

    ("All of these experiences confirm that evolution is the inverted fantasy based on the ancient Greek Gaea vitalism religion of 2,500 years ago that was disproven by the experiments, never overturned, of Dr. Francesco Redi in 1668.")

  77. Which Bible? by sincewhen · · Score: 2

    I'm wondering which version of which rewrite in which language Mr Mastropaolo believes is the "true" version of events.

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  78. Scientific vs un-scientific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Mastropaolo said that any evidence presented in the trial must be 'scientific, objective, valid, reliable and calibrated.'"

    That just tips the scales to start with if our argument has to be scientific and valid then he should have to as well but that's not the deal.

  79. Just $10,000? by DrXym · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Why not $100 billion? After all, this challenge is merely asking a person to prove a negative. Since that is a logically impossibility, the money cannot be won.

    An applicant might methodically go through the copious evidence demonstrating the geological age of the earth is billions of years old. Or expound on the multiple plausible ways that abiogenisis (life) may have occured. Or how evolution is both a fact and theory supported by multiple strands of evidence. Or that there is no evidence supporting the biblical creation story. Or that there are many similar creation myths of which the Bible is just one.

    And after this exhaustive presentation they still would not have proven biblical creation did not happen. They might have demonstrated beyond all doubt to a reasonable person that it was extremely implausible and unlikely, but they haven't proven it didn't happen. And if this "judge" is biased or following exact letter of the challenge, then the money will not be won.

    Carl Sagan's "The Dragon In My Garage" essay demonstrates this point with a deliberately absurd example just to hilight the point. And contrast this challenge James Randi's $1 million challenge where applicants are not required to employ tortured logic - they perform a paranormal feat in a self evident way under agreed controlled conditions and they win.

    1. Re:Just $10,000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is just I suppose that is true, but not in the way you think it is. Thanks to the rule of double negation, every positive statement is a negative and every negative is a positive statement. P is true makes the same claim as P is not false. However, one is a positive statement and one is a negative statement. The best summary of that fact is presented here: http://departments.bloomu.edu/philosophy/pages/content/hales/articlepdf/proveanegative.pdf

    2. Re:Just $10,000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your points are excellent, but you're wrong about James Randi. That money cannot be won, because you'll have to prove you can do something "unnatural" (supernatural or whatnot). James Randi is the one and only judge and can change the rules at a whim, or abort the whole procedure at any time (alot of prestige hinges on this, so many have experienced themselves that even though they could do what they claimed, the rules kept changing, or the challenge was postponed and aborted). In the end, logically, nobody can do even 1 "unnatural" action. It'd just be a question of coming up with a rationalization (statistics is not proof here), and then fail the examination based on the rationalization, since *nothing* in the universe is "unnatural", by definition.

      James Randi and his likes (pseusoskeptics) are just as much believers and deluded fools hindering progress, as most fundamentalists. They've just as much unlikeable and lacking in basic grounding in practical reality. If everyone where like the pseudoskeptics, all progress and improvements would grind to a halt and reverse.

  80. Done already: Prof Johannes Du Plessis (Pink Piet) by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    There already was a series of trials about the interpretation of Genesis in the town of Stellenbosch in South Africa, about 100 years ago. The literalists lost of course.

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  81. By engaging your are promoting this ideology by splitsevin · · Score: 2

    I love tearing down these people just as much as the next book-readin' heathen but please, my fellow freethinking friends, do not think that for a second this has anything to do with an actual debate on the subject.

    It's meant to be a rallying cry for easily-led, mis/uneducated people and nothing more.

    It's meant to show the Creation Museum as the stalwart fighter for the cause of Intelligent Design, which, I suppose it is.

    By /. posting this it does nothing but drive pageviews and traffic and keep this and other kinds of similar stories in the spotlight.

    We have more important things to be debating.

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  82. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    That would explain that first inconsistency, but then we have another problem - there could conceivably be humans descended from the Other People who are not from Cain's family. As such, we don't all have original sin.

    This is always a problem with fixing flaws in a complex narrative. the explanation always uncover new issues.

  83. Publicity stunt by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

    This is just a dumb publicitiy stunt. I hope nobody will be stupid enough to fall for it and take him on.

    • You can't prove a negative.
    • It's very unlikely that any judge would be completely impartial, and no way to make sure.
    • There is no hard evidence, no way to test theories, no way to ground the whole discussion in reality whatsoever. It would essentially be bar talk.
    • Win or lose, the outcome will be completely meaningless. I'm sure this person would spin a win for him as proof that Genesis is true, but of course it wouldn't be. Most likely it just means that his opponent happened to be a less skilled debater. The same would be true of a loss, of course.

    It's bullshit. Again, I hope nobody falls for it.

  84. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude you are just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. The bottom line is that the Genisis story can't be true without the main actors buggering each other. In other words, the whole deal is incest which is a sin. I didn't make up the rules, they did. And ultimately it makes those that believe in the Old Testament and sin are hypocrites unless of course the actors of the Genisis story get a "free pass". Which somehow there are a lot of free passes issued by so called Christians.

  85. Sick of the "prove x didn't happen" bullshit by Grashnak · · Score: 0

    Ya, well, maybe he could prove in front of a judge that Elves from a different dimension didn't shit him into existence and them alter reality to hide the fact.

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  86. Genesis Expo UK by Skiron · · Score: 2

    Near where I live is a small 'creationist' museum (for want of a better word):

    Genesis Expo

    Surprisingly, it is a fasinating place (well worth a visit), with 100's of fossils and whatnot - which the place tries to debunk.

    When I asked the guy behind the counter how these items, millions of years old, fit the bible story, he said; "God created those and made them look old for the benefit of man to wonder".

    As Brian said in MP's 'life of Brian', "What fucking chance do I have!".

  87. Now try applying this method to climate change by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

    I have a similar, although more elaborate, idea for 'testing' global warming/anthropomorphic climate change. Alas, I don't have the millions of dollars it would cost.

    It is basically a combination of a trial, a university degree course and a reality TV show. We recruit bunch (say 50) scientifically literate recent graduates who are not committed to one view or the other on climate change. We offer them a graduate level salary to participate. First we train them up with uncontroversial background knowledge related to climate (mathematical modelling, meteorology, physical chemistry etc.) Then the pro and anti climate change people get to send their best scientists and try to convince the students of their case. Some oversight committee acts as judge to ensure fairness. All lectures and course material are made available online.

    Both sides believe the science favours them and an unbiased observer, given full information, will agree with them. Therefore both sides should be eager to have this opportunity. The economic cost of humanity being wrong about whether climate change is happening will be in the trillions. Spending this much to aid in coming to a consensus would, I feel, be money very well spent.

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    1. Re:Now try applying this method to climate change by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Then the pro and anti climate change people get to send their best scientists and try to convince the students of their case.

      Serious question: Who does the anti-climate-change side send to this debate? Because as far as I can tell, there simply aren't climatologists out there who can look at graphs like this and not think there's some sort of serious problem.

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    2. Re:Now try applying this method to climate change by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      You might as well make it an online course, so that all could follow along much more easily. Coursera seems to works well for me.

  88. Genesis is about our creativity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Genesis is a logical mess and we need to balance between reality and omnipotence hypothesis to read it,
    We don't know what is ultimately possible in our reality, is there time travel, invisibility, teleportation, other dimensions, other liferforms ?
    For me the Genesis is a filter at the begining of the bible that acknowledges that we are like a creator, at least we are like the authors of the bible.
    We have this vulnerabilty of devising means to check if an invisible pink unicorn may be standing BEHIND us, we need to imagine the situation as it was real and then draw a debunk. I think that the Genesis doesn't give proofs of it claims, it is not its purpose. The Genesis is an historical patch for this vulnerabilty, it uses three forms of the same deity : elohim, adonai, yahve. The Genesis rules that we are like a creator but under the patronage of authority, love and creation (I guess).

    I think we can win the 10k$ bet because the Genesis is precisely literally false, to show that we always struggle when we have to rule out a future possibility.
    The bible is about prophetic power and the Genesis shows that we have to leave the door open because we struggle to judge even simple statements.
    I would argue for the bet that the bible is about how to manage prophecy, and for this purpose the Genesis is literally false or incoherent to filter wisdom as a begining.

  89. Re:Sigh, this is not what a Christian should be do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure that you got that wrong. While I'm not an expert on the bible or anything, I've seen plenty of people who claim to be Christians talk a lot about 'pulling one up by their own bootstraps' and 'those lazy bums'. Isn't that the philosophy taught by Jesus?

  90. Kinesiology by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    I haven't known any real uber bright bulbs with Kinesiology degrees. Might as well call it a master's degree in gym. Yup, I got me my master's in Gym! I be so proud! pfft.

    1. Re:Kinesiology by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Maybe you have a biased sample. Most of the graduate and higher kinesiologists I know are studying things like the responses of osteoblasts to exercise induced loading or working with bioreactors and stem cells to try and grow cartilage for joint replacements. The guy in the article seems to have spent most of his career working on the effects of aerospace travel on the human body, as well as being the physiologist on some of the big human powered flight projects.

      That doesn't make him not crazy though. Look at Watson. But I bet a good proportion of the crazy comes from his buddy and partner in this stunt, a retired school teacher who used to "prove" to his students mathematically that creationism is true.

  91. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just explained your question. Adam and Eve had had other sons and daughters. The mistake is to assume everything is exactly chronological.

  92. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are not helpful. I want to know precisely who much motherfucking and/or incest happened in biblical times. I once asked my religion professor the exact thing (dressed as "wouldn't they have deformities and genetic diseases") and he brushed it of by saying God allowed inbreeding for a limited time to allow populating the earth.

  93. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters." (Gen 5:4)

    Seth made Adam a host. Later they escaped from the minions of Apophis with a pyramid ship.

  94. witness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just get this guy to present his witness, God himself. Anyone with $10k to spare?

  95. Did you even read the summary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The summary states:

    A California man who believes the literal interpretation of the Bible is real is offering $10,000 to anyone who can successfully debunk claims made in the book of Genesis

    So are you amused at this person who is putting $10,000 up? No, apparently you're "amused" at the person doing what the above idiot demands and treat it as literal and prove it cannot be.

  96. Only evolutionists? by AC-x · · Score: 1

    Mastropaolo includes a list of possible circuit court judges to oversee the trial and a list of those he challenged to take part on the evolutionary side of the debate

    "They [evolutionists] are not stupid people; they are bright, but they are bright enough to know there is no scientific evidence they can give in a minitrial," Mastropaolo said.

    Does he think that the only theory that runs contrary to the Genesis is evolution? How about we also bring some geologists, physicists and astronomers in to testify about the origins of earth too?

  97. Are bats birds? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ergo, that cannot be the literal word of god.

    Even if it was mistranslated, that is another way of saying it isn't the literal word of god, it was a transcription error.

  98. A set-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather tough as to prove something is not there one must first create it and then argue it away.

    A conundrum, and of course a complete set up.

    Example: Accepting a debate with a proponent of the south african apartheid state would simply bring legitimacy to that same state.

    Arrive at the door and say goodbye to the cash,

  99. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by julesh · · Score: 1

    This is always a problem with fixing flaws in a complex narrative. the explanation always uncover new issues.

    And, if you carry on down that kind of line, you end up with this.

  100. Easy to believe that about people, isn't it? by danaris · · Score: 1

    They know that God didn't write out their personal copy by hand and that there was a long chain of writers and translators but they'd rather die than admit it.

    That's a nice fairy tale, too.

    Actually, for most of them, they either haven't actually read large parts of the Bible, or they actually do believe that it's literally true, but you have to interpret it right. So in that case, they would almost certainly believe the "executive summary" explanation someone upthread gave.

    It may be fun to believe that every single fundamentalist is actually a hypocrite and knows that the things they profess are untrue, but it's really about as stupid a belief as the one that the Bible is literally true in every detail.

    Dan Aris

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    1. Re:Easy to believe that about people, isn't it? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      It may be fun to believe that every single fundamentalist is actually a hypocrite and knows that the things they profess are untrue, but it's really about as stupid a belief as the one that the Bible is literally true in every detail.

      It's easier to simply believe that those people are just stupid and/or incapable of critical, independent thought.

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  101. If day is not a 24 hour earth day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then the genesis is no longer LITERAL.

    TBH, this may be the only way to get the 10k. If it's down as "you have to read it in the original hebrew" or "No, it's not a literal day", the account is not a literal word of god.

  102. Flying Spaghetti Monster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll do the same for Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  103. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, and last I checked Mr. Mastropaolo was the one claiming that a bunch of Iron Age shepherds had accurately documented the creation of the entire universe by an invisible man in the sky (who's VERY CONCERNED about sexytime, btw). Let's see HIS evidence...

  104. Why would you want to prove him wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are a lot of unstable people that would go off the handle without the allure of heaven or the fear of hell.

  105. So much value from $10k in escrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The remarkable thing is that this simply pits one set of beliefs against another. He believes in "creation", you believe in "science". It seems to me to be no different than the reaction of some Muslims to the cartoons of Mohammed. This fellow has come up behind you and pulled you pants down, and you respond in outrage and bigotry. Now there are some comments above that are thoughtful but the reasoned argument would be that you cede his beliefs and hold on to yours.

    The culture of science became a religion onto itself once it accepted the belief as fact that man has the capacity to understand all and explain all. I have been following the creationist v. evolution arguments for 30 years and it is remarkable and saddening to see science giving up the openness to discussion and debate, particularly of a civil nature.

    Finally: If I were arguing about evolution, I would concede the odds that somewhere in the primordial soup, a strand of DNA would come together. No easier, RNA, would form. But the odds that it would reproduce or spontaneously come together again? I've given up thinking I will ever know, because the Church of Science says it is "settled science", whatever that means, and Genesis does not stand up to rational scrutiny.

  106. These people aren't stupid. by moeinvt · · Score: 2

    Contrary to the /. wisdom, the creationists have come up with scientifically based counter-arguments to a lot of the evidence that might tend to disprove Genesis. They don't rely exclusively on the "magic" explanation.

    I think radiocarbon dating is fairly compelling evidence against the biblical narrative of creation occurring ~6k years ago, but they have an explanation for that too:

    http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/nab/does-c14-disprove-the-bible

    1. Re:These people aren't stupid. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Not quite. They've come up with some sciency sounding explanations, working from the basic assumption that whatever they believe is true. The article you linked specifically says that the bible must be taken as literal fact and any scientific evidence must be interpreted in such a way that it is consistent with that assumption.

      Generally the creationist explanations start out with some basic, and basically correct, information, then make one or more critical, incorrect statements, then conclude by stating that the seemingly contradictory scientific evidence COULD be consistent with the bible if the creationists' (incorrect) scientific explanation is true and some fairly weird things happened.

      For example, the article you linked to incorrectly states that the 14C/12C ratio is assumed to be constant for the purposes of radiocarbon dating (it's not, the method is calibrated over time with other dating methods). Based on this, they talk about there being lots more plants before the flood (which of course they assume is literally true) which would have "diluted" the 14C in the air somehow. Etc.

      Sciency sounding, but not even close to being science.

  107. Contradiction by tepples · · Score: 4, Informative

    The whole "prove something isn't true" thing...it doesn't work that way.

    One common way to prove that an assertion is false is to prove that assuming it would lead to a contradiction.

    1. Re:Contradiction by gstoddart · · Score: 0

      One common way to prove that an assertion is false is to prove that assuming it would lead to a contradiction.

      You're assuming two parties who fully buy into logic and reality.

      Creation literalists will deny scientific evidence that doesn't confirm with their beliefs.

      This won't come down to a debate based on logic and science, this will devolve into "but see, it says right here". This will essentially be a side show, and achieve nothing.

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    2. Re:Contradiction by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      That's logical or mathematical proof. It has nothing to do with scientific or observational proof.

    3. Re:Contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That only works with logical concepts that have agreed-upon definitions, sadly.

  108. If God created Eve from Adam's rib... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... why aren't men sporting one less rib from women?
    Richard Dawkins needs to Kickstart a project to debate this doofus.

    1. Re:If God created Eve from Adam's rib... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps for the same reason that your child will have 24 ribs, even if you have one removed before conception. Ever heard of genetics?

  109. creationist bets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God gave us two lights, one for day and one for night. Wrong one light and it's reflection. The first line should indicate it is just a story

  110. Issues by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    There are a few issues with this, the first is that just because a judge rules doesn't mean he rules the right way, lots of innocent people end up in jail.

    The second major issue is that he can't prove anything from the first chapter of the bible actually happened. In order to prove it he would have to throw out all evidence or scientific reasoning behind the big bang as well as all the proof of evolution and the million of fossil records. If he manages to get that far we should still be taxed with the overwhelming task of proving or at least demonstrating that the universe appeared out of nothing and at the EXACT same point and time the earth appeared full of animals.

    He's put forth a game he can never win, he can never put together reasonable evidence to back his side up. In fact to disprove Genesis all you need to do is to prove that the earth didn't exist at the exact moment the universe came into existence. I would actually be willing to take this challenge on because in an attempt to prove a literal interpretation Genesis he'll actually be giving the evolutionists a hand!

    I believe a higher power might exist but as for the bible, it's toilet paper.

  111. Re:Sigh, this is not what a Christian should be do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Religious people are a bit like this:

    I have a lot of beliefs and I live by none of them. That’s just the way I am. They’re just my beliefs. I just like believing them – I like that part. They’re my little believies. They make me feel good about who I am. But if they get in the way of a thing I want, you know jerk off or whatever, I'll do that.

    -- Louis CK

  112. The Bible contradicts itself front to back by faithisfraud · · Score: 1

    Not only is the Bible false, but it contradicts itself from front to back. It is not even consistent on its most basic assertions. For example, how long was Jesus in the tomb? Matthew 12:40 says three days and three nights, but Mark 16:2 and verses in other gospels indicate that it was actually only Friday night and Saturday night with Jesus rising on Sunday morning, so only two nights. Clearly this is a contradiction, but the Bible is also chalk full of logical impossibilities. For example, in the Bible, the day and night were created before the sun. At faithisfraud.com, I am working through every chapter of the Bible, pointing out the inconsistencies for your amusement. Visit http://www.faithisfraud.com/ for more information.

    1. Re:The Bible contradicts itself front to back by hierofalcon · · Score: 2

      You're forgetting Passover. Crucifixion Wedn. afternoon, high holy special Sabbath for the Passover celebration (Wedn. sunset to Thursday sunset), normal day (Thursday sunset to Friday sunset) during which time the women prepared the items to take to the tomb, normal Sabbath (Friday sunset to Saturday sunset), resurrection after Saturday sunset, followed by their first day of the week and the discovery that He was risen.

      Three days and three nights. Consistent.

  113. Add one player by Yoda222 · · Score: 1

    I you think the troll religion vs science is not fun enough, add a judge.

  114. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Thiez · · Score: 1

    > The fact that no human being could live 800 years also disproves this account, unless the guy expects "god-level magic" to be an acceptable explanation.

    If you accept the premise 'god creates the universe from nothing', 'god enables a human to live 800 years' is not really that far-fetched, is it?

  115. Well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go further. God kills children, it is god will that somebody dies. But the DEVIL is the one who PUNISHES evil doers.

    So who do we worship? The child killer or the warden overseeing the punishing of killers?

    Religion makes no sense, never has never will. Arguing religion leads only to insanity. Pity the faithful for they already lost their mind or never had one but don't debate them.

  116. Raising bet by gmuslera · · Score: 0

    You can't prove that nothing existed the previous second and all was created in this one in the shape/way it is now, including your memory, just because putting "something almighty is trying to fool you" into the hypotesis enables a lot of dirty tricks (like planting fossils and put there the amount right of C14). All you have is a lot of data that makes very consistant the idea of reality that we have. But putting that hypotesis into the game means that you couldn't prove or disprove anything,

  117. Simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple - just look for the words that say "Written by Robert Munsch".

  118. Causal Proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok let's do this simply. In the argument:

    1. Show that Life has cells.
    2. Show humans are made of cells.
    3. Show evidence that DNA is responsible for hereditary traits.
    4. Show rate of mutation for humans per generation.
    5. Show how many generations are required for the observed genetic variance in humans; say between african and asian? (I assume it will be greater than the biblical interpretation)
    6. If needed, compare the incidents of inbreeding diseases from such a small starting group of humans.

    Flaws of argument: Possibility of more rapid evolution after adam and eve? Unlikely to advocate any form evolution.
                                                            More worryingly, they might jump to the conclusion that the different races of the world are not human, which is dangerous and ridiculous.

  119. Here's the gist of what I know.. by houbou · · Score: 1

    The bible makes no claim to Earth's actual age, and it's minimum age would seem to be less than 6000 yrs. But there is this little tidbit which goes as follows: Psalms 90:4 For a thousand years in your sight are like a day that has just gone by, and like a watch in the night. Using the key of Psalms 90 we get the following: 6000years*365days*1000years=2,190,000,000year "days". Further we know that a watch in the night is three or four hours: 24/3=8 24/4=6 2,190,000,000*8=17,520,000,000 2,190,000,000*6=13,140,000,000 As far as I'm concerned, the Old Testament where Genesis is written was initially composed by the Jewish people. They say these are stories for the most part. So who knows? Maybe this is what this dude will bring in court..

  120. scientific bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what part he believe his or bible's arguments are "scientific, objective, valid, reliable and calibrated".

  121. Re:Sigh, this is not what a Christian should be do by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    This guy isn't a Christian, he's a huckster pretending to be a Christian, as so many modern leaders of the religious right (e.g. Ted Haggard) are.

    Jesus was very clear that bragging about your giving or your faith was not only missing the point but counterproductive spiritually: He praises the poor widow giving a couple of pennies, denounces the rich guy giving huge sums of money to the temple, and tells anyone who wants to pray that the right way to do it is to go into the closet in your house and lock the door first so that no one but God could hear. And of course that whole "Love thy neighbor" bit.

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  122. He doesn't understand the justice system by EmagGeek · · Score: 0

    There is a reason that guilt must be proven rather than innocence. It is logically impossible to prove the absence of evidence, or the absence of an event, or the negative assertion of anything.

    It is impossible for me to PROVE that I did not do something. It is impossible for me to PROVE that something _didn't_ happen.

    The burden of proof is on "believers" to prove the existence of God, not for atheists to prove the absence of God.

    So far, there is no proof that God exists - not one shred of evidence at all.

    1. Re:He doesn't understand the justice system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And characters in a book may have no evidence in their fictional realm that there was ever an author of the book. Logically, then, the book must have written itself.

    2. Re:He doesn't understand the justice system by PPH · · Score: 1

      No, he does understand the justice system. Its a 'winner take all' contest where the referee's call is final. Each side makes their best effort and a (hopefully unbiased) judge or jury makes a decision. Its nothing like the scientific method.

      I say; Go a head and enter the contest if you want. Better yet, go on Dancing With The Stars. The womens' costumes are hotter. Just don't expect the rest of us to take the outcome seriously.

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  123. You're missing the point by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2

    We take it as a matter of faith that the unicorn is pink. And since you can't see him, you cannot prove me wrong.

    This is why nobody wants to debate this fellow. People who argue from a faith-based viewpoint have different definitions of logical debate. A scientist trying to debate one of the faithful would be very much like showing up for a game of golf armed with a cricket bat. The two sets of rules are not compatible.

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:You're missing the point by hackula · · Score: 1

      We take it as a matter of faith that the unicorn is pink. And since you can't see him, you cannot prove me wrong.

      Go the typical Christian argument here. It may seem like a contradiction that a unicorn could be both pink and invisible, but the unicorn is a special case since it is defined as both pink and transparent. Also, since I can define the existence of this unicorn, then it must, necessarily exist. Expo fracto, the unicorn does exist!

    2. Re:You're missing the point by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      And why should I bother proving to you that the unicorn you perceive does not exist?

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  124. meh.. cheapskates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you can get a million for proving the value of monster cables

    http://gizmodo.com/305549/james-randi-offers-1-million-if-audiophiles-can-prove-7250-speaker-cables-are-better

    go for the gusto!

  125. Order by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Some of the most severe problems with Genesis are the idea that there are a literal Adam and Eve, and that the Earth was created before the stars.

    The scientific evidence for these being incorrect is very strong.

  126. Evolution hasn't been proved either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both creationists and evolutionists are batshit insane and neither can prove their theories. Neither is backed up by physical evidence. This is a taboo subject for many paleontologists, but something they can't ignore (they do anyway, but scientists tend to do that with uncomfortable subjects or holes in their theories).

  127. One can't prove or disprove Genesis with science by davide+marney · · Score: 1

    The book of Genesis is a very complex work, with elements of poetry, prose, and history, all co-mingled together, and is a compendium of oral traditions, to boot . It is not an easy book to "pull" quotes from, because everything really needs to be understood in context.

    One context is that the book is clearly not meant to be comprehensive. It includes only some details, but leaves most others out. You can clearly see this by the fact that some people mentioned only as individuals in an early part of the book are later mentioned as having a family, or even belonging to an entire nation of people previously unmentioned. It doesn't mean that the Bible is contradictory, it just means it doesn't include all details. Because of this, any hard arguments along the lines of "the sequence of chapter 1 is different from chapter 2" are impossible to resolve. Again, that doesn't mean it is automatically false. There's simply not enough information to reach a hard conclusion one way or another. Does the "day" mentioned in Genesis mean 24 hours, or a thousand 24 hours? The Bible doesn't say. It doesn't say because apparently, it's not important to what it is trying to say.

    Another context is that the book makes claims that are literally extra-terrestrial, even extra-universe. The primary claim of Genesis is that God created both the heavens and the earth, and everything in it. This is a claim that science can never prove nor disprove, it is out of the reach of the scientific method altogether. That doesn't make it automatically false. There are entire branches of knowledge that lie outside the realm of the scientific method.

    These are just two contextual reasons why having a mock trial to "disprove" Genesis would be doomed to failure. Some of the claims of Genesis are equally outside the realm of the legal method as they are of the scientific method. Is Genesis faulty? You can't prove it or disprove it using those mental tools. You need to reach further, into the area of human judgment. Does it make sense to believe Genesis when it says that God created everything, or not? Now, that is a very good question, but it's not one that science or law can help you answer completely, though they may help inform your decision.

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  128. Only in the USA. by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    Really. Only over there is such an initiative even possible. Gosh.

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  129. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Wormsign · · Score: 1

    Behold! The first retcon!

  130. Compiled from four documents by tepples · · Score: 1

    The Pentateuch appears to have been compiled from four documents under the guidance of holy spirit: J (Jehovist), E (Elohist), P (Priestly), and D (prologue and epilogue of Deuteronomy). I'm under the impression that J and E were based on manuscripts by Moses, possibly at different points in his life, P by Aaron, and D by Joshua. Genesis 1 comes from P and 2-11 from J. You can recognize P by the arc number seven and J by its use of YHWH before Exodus 3.

  131. Population bottleneck and fixation by tepples · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Longevity prior to the Flood is easy to explain away: there hadn't been much time for imperfections to accumulate in the human genome. About sixteen and a half centuries in, there was a huge population bottleneck, allowing harmful recessive mutations to fix themselves in the genome.

    1. Re:Population bottleneck and fixation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People must have been living a good while longer then, before the great population bottleneck around the Toba supervolcano eruption. Whole humanity in few thousand people is almost not enough diversity for the continuation of the species, in 70 thousand years ago. If the Flood takeh away cool 500-800 years then the supervolcano must have takeh away at least that.
        80 years is equal to 960 months. Somebody mixed up the months and years.

    2. Re:Population bottleneck and fixation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Longevity prior to the Flood is easy to explain away: there hadn't been much time for imperfections to accumulate in the human genome. About sixteen and a half centuries in, there was a huge population bottleneck, allowing harmful recessive mutations to fix themselves in the genome.

      Yes... if you say so...

  132. Reading comprehension failure by dbIII · · Score: 1

    You missed the word "some".

    1. Re:Reading comprehension failure by danaris · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I was reading it as, "the entirety of some schools of fundamentalism," rather than "some types of people who are fundamentalists," which appears to have been your meaning. :-)

      Dan Aris

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    2. Re:Reading comprehension failure by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The quotes were also intentional since there are several groups that call themselves fundamentalists that are very recent and very radical - especially the ones that seem to preach a hatred of the poor which is directly opposed to one of the main points of Christianity.

  133. Re:Another Contradiction ... by Cassini2 · · Score: 1
    The contradiction that many people noticed in my religious school was this: Adam and Eve had two sons, Cain and Abel. Cain killed Abel, meaning one son was left. Then, to quote from Chapter 4:

    4:16 So Cain went out from the Lord’s presence and lived in the land of Nod, east of Eden. 4:17 Cain made love to his wife, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Enoch. Cain was then building a city, and he named it after his son Enoch.

    If Adam and Eve were the first two people, and they had only one surviving son, then where did the city of people, the wife, and the land of Nod come from?

  134. reveals an indecise, untrustworthy god by Jerry+Atrick · · Score: 0

    I'm more than tempted to believe the literal truth of the texts, including the later Christian,Islamic, Mormon and other spin off religions addenda. That reveals a god that can't make its mind up, can't stick to its promises to us, can't be trusted not to change the rules before it's followers collect their rewards. A god that cannot and should not be trusted or worshipped.

    But turns out it's just easier to remember it's all made up crap.

  135. More money than sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God I love America sometimes...

  136. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you miss the whole lack of female part in the original creation?
    Or do did the first three guys have the ability to pull women out of their ass?

    Sit down, let me tell you how reproduction occurs...

  137. What a moronic challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10k huh? I'm sure someone would bite if it were 100k. It's a moronic challenge even if it was $10. Can't debunk the bible in a scientific way. If the challenger knew anything about science he'd know not to do this. And, of course, when no one bites he'll say 'told ya so.'

    I'd like to see him use genesis to debunk science. I'm not talking evolution, but everything. Biological, physical, etc...

  138. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bottom line is that the Genisis story can't be true without the main actors buggering each other.

    I don't think you've quite got the hang of this reproduction lark...

  139. Genesis and good programming practices by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

    A good programmer designs his program first, even writes down some documentation. Then he implements, frequently needing to change the order of implementation from that of conception all the while doing some debugging along the way.

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  140. Scientifically Null by Jarmihi · · Score: 1

    I'm sure someone's already mentioned it, but this will never be a win for the challenger: religion is not a science. Why? Because it cannot be disproven. One cannot ask for scientific evidence because there is none: therefore, religion cannot be measured in terms of science.

    For example, it is common knowledge that stars are made mostly of hydrogen and helium, which they then fuse to make heavier elements. We can disprove that. If we suddenly find a star that is made mostly of, say, neon, then we rewrite the science books and say that stars are now made of either H and He or just a bunch of Ne. We can't do that about a religion. We can't test it. Therefore, there will never be a scientific answer. It is scientifically null.

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  141. Disproved already by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Protestants however must frantically fight to prove the book entirely correct

    How quickly I found a counterexample: me. I'm a Protestant who doesn't believe Genesis is factual (a talking snake? give me a break).

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    1. Re:Disproved already by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Feel free to actually prove to judge that the creature in question never existed. Good luck with that. Note that part of the curse was for serpents to forever more crawl on their bellies rather than whatever it is they did before. Thus the creature in the story cannot any longer exist to make comparisons to.

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  142. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    That would explain that first inconsistency, but then we have another problem - there could conceivably be humans descended from the Other People who are not from Cain's family. As such, we don't all have original sin.

    I'm not Christian, but wasn't the "original sin" committed by Adam and Eve? If it were committed by Cain, then the descendants of Seth also wouldn't have original sin.

  143. McLean v. Arkansas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just send him the transcripts from the McLean v. Arkansas trial. Done.

    Cheque please.

  144. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    You could say the same about the other direction though. Genesis is a lot shorter than pretty much any book by Stephen Jay Gould. "God created one couple that had some kids which bred and reproduced" sounds simpler (and more plausible given my experiences in Missouri) than "some chemicals from lightning combined to form organic molecules which formed self-reproducing RNA some of which formed single cell organisms, some of which became multi-cellular, some of which became vertebrates, some of which became homonids, and then some of those became humans."

    And that's even dramatically oversimplifying abiogenesis, taxonomies, and natural selection. Start going into speciation events, endosybiant origins of organelles, punctuated equalibrium, multiple levels of selection, and evolution of complex features, and you'll see that it takes a whole hell of a lot more effort to string together evolutionary theory.

    Of course, this is because evolutionary theory adheres to the real world while creationism rejects reality specifically because it's too hard for some people to bother understanding and adapting their beliefs to. Much easier to make a theory when you ignore all the evidence.

  145. Re:Sigh, this is not what a Christian should be do by Riceballsan · · Score: 1

    More specifically, cherry-picked parts of the old and new testament as well. Jesus specifically spoke out against divorce (Mat 19:8), Eh minor thing there. Jesus specifically stated all of old testament law still applied (Mat 5:18). Somehow they consider all of irrelevant, except randomly pick the one verse on homosexuality in there as valid, yet ignore everything it is clumped in with (no shellfish, no touching the skin of a pig, no mixed fabrics, don't go near women on their periods etc...). I don't get the selection process that many Fundamentalist Christians use to determine what is supposed to be opposed.

    Oh... and as far as a good scientific debate on the accuracy of Genesis, a pretty scientifically sound argument, that is 3 words long. "Snakes can't talk".

  146. Fake bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's mentally insane. He may really have the money, but nobody can ever win the argument.

    It's like debating that Time Cube guy who also offers a cash prize. You can't debate with somebody who is nuts and expect to sway their views with logic and reason.

    He's already discarded logic and reason by pulling off a huge stunt to "prove" something he can't even prove himself. There's nothing in the Bible that can't be explained through natural phenomena. So clearly he's irrational.

    You'd have a better chance winning money by playing the lottery. We shouldn't make news stories about the mentally ill because I think it just bolsters their misguided ideas and cements their distorted reality. We're just helping a nut stay nuts.

  147. This is trivial. by mario_grgic · · Score: 2

    The bible can't be literally true because it has been copied (manually by scribes) so many times and each copy introduced random mutations. If you add translation into the mix all bets are off. This is why we now have thousands of versions of the "same" texts and verses and different versions can have meaning that is quite different from other instances in the same language, let alone if you add multiple languages into the mix. So, which exact version/copy are we disproving? And why that version and not some other?

    This is also a good argument that god is quite stupid and incompetent (and therefore not omniscient), first to leave it to chance which religion you get indoctrinated into (strongly correlated with where you were born), and second all you have is fallible text about him, so fallible that it is meaningless and open to contradictory interpretations.

    But all this is quite consistent with idea that religion and gods are man made.

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    1. Re:This is trivial. by sl3xd · · Score: 2

      You're aware that the texts were written such that they had a built-in checksum, right? The scribes used the checksums to verify that transcription errors did not occur. There were many procedures and standards in transcribing these texts, all of which are aimed at ensuring that the transcription error level is zero.

      Google "masoretic" and "checksum" - Masoretic is the primary source for a number of the earlier texts used in the Bible. Transcribing isn't the issue at all. Translation, however, is the real issue.

      The notion that someone should take a literal interpertation of a text that has been between many entirely different cultures and languages - from Hebrew to Greek, to Latin, to Mid-English, to modern English, without knowing intimately how each culture would influence the translation... is pure folly. There's nothing in the bible that says "This part is translated from source A, in language A", and "that portion is translated from source B, in language C".

      Reading the Bible should give you a fair idea of the concepts or lessons intended to be passed on. To insist on taking the entire Bible literally, especially the oldest part of it (the creation story), is as logical as reading tea leaves. Most words (in any language) have multiple meanings, depending on the context. Even the much-quoted "six days" - well what is a "day?" One definition is a rotation of the Earth around its axis. Another is a period of time - like an age; think of grandpa saying "back in my day..." he isn't talking about one day, but a period of time... And that's just English - to say nothing of the original languages used...

      For that matter, do you know how few people know that in a properly printed KJV bible, italicized words are NOT there for emphasis? The words & phrases in italic were never in the source text(s) - they are added by the translator to round out a phrase or give hints to what the translator felt the intent of the passage is. The translators were attempting to be honest about the translation, and were trying to keep meaning from being lost in translation between languages and cultures.

      Trying to argue logically around the collection of documents called "The Bible" displays a profound ignorance about the literary styles, cultures, and time involved. Mixing allegory and history was an accepted and expected literary practice in ancient Hebrew. And that's just one of the time periods and cultures covered by the bible, and only one set of literary quirks...

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  148. God must be a postgrad advisor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is probably tenured too.

  149. The "Mark of Cain" by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    When god punished Cain for killing Able he placed a mark upon Cain as a warning to "others". The nature of the mark is never described in detail and is the subject of much speculation - was it a scar, skin color, etc...?

    The more interesting question is who are the "others"? At this point in Genesis there are only supposed to be Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel, Seth and some unnamed wives and children. What "Others?"

    Fundamentalists don't like having that one pointed out.

    "Well, maybe god went out and created more men from dirt and took their ribs too..."

    Hey, Bible Guy, if I don't get to read between the lines in Genesis you don't get to either.

  150. What do Biblical Literalists do w/ Mark 16:9-20? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Do "It's in the Bible, therefore it's true" literalists do with passages like Mark 16:9-20 and other verses where scholars disagree about whether the text is "in" or "out"?

    What happens when two Bible literalists who disagree about whether a given passage is "in" or "out" debate? Do they call each other heretics?

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  151. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Well, essentially incest's biggest moral problem is the creation of children that are genetically inferior. That wouldn't be the only rule given in the old testament that was for the health and safety of their society as a whole. The restrictions on pig meat and certain other foods and rituals made perfect sense with the level of sanitation they were able to handle.

    In fact, there's a lot of evidence of wisdom beyond their ability. And another interesting statement going all the way back to the time of The Flood that man's days shall be 120 years. When it was actually written down, what was the average lifespan - maybe 40 years? Even in that written record it showed ages above 120 and gradually winding down again after The Flood. The oldest people that have lived on written record are around 115-122. 122 years is basically a rounding error to this rule that was put into writing so long ago.

    I'm just saying - there's a lot of intrigue in those pages to a scientific mind. You can't disprove or prove any historical events beyond all doubt so this competition is silly.

  152. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    I realised that was unclear after I posted it.

    Eve did commit original sin, but descendants of Cain are also descendants of Eve.

    Also I was wrong in my objection. Noah was descended from Seth, and anyone not killed in the flood was descended from Noah.

  153. Histroy Channel Aliens by xbytor · · Score: 1

    I can't prove that Aliens weren't at the first Thanksgiving, therefore they might/must have been there.

    I think I'm being to understand religious arguments much better now thanks to the History Channel.

  154. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    "Cain expressly has his own wife, though its not entirely clear where she came from,"

    I am from the deep south and this is what my great aunt told me years ago, about Cain's wife. After Cain killed Abel, he was exiled to Ur. The only thing in Ur to mate with was monkeys. Black people came from Cain & a monkey. No lie. That's what my great aunt believed, which is not to say I believe it.

    I'm not saying your grandmother was any more wrong than anyone else citing the bible for their beliefs, but a much more widespread belief is that black people were the descendents of Ham. Since Ham was cursed for the misfortune of having seen his father Noah naked, his offspring were also all cursed, which was used as an excuse for treating black people as second-class citizens or excusing slavery. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Ham

    Another competing theory for the wives of the sons of Adam was angels or other semi-divine creatures.

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  155. just feel bad for this guy... by schlachter · · Score: 1

    I just feel bad for this guy that he feels the need to bet money on the truth of creationism as told by the old testament. It's it enough for him to drink the cool-aid? Why does he require that others believe in his insane world view?

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  156. Let's see ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Mastropaolo's opponent's evidence must be "objective, valid, reliable and calibrated" whilst his evidence must ... what ... written in the bronze age by a bearly literate society?

    Yep - that sound fair.

  157. Re:Sigh, this is not what a Christian should be do by omnichad · · Score: 2

    Starvation is primarily a problem of politics, not one of funding. Otherwise, Bill Gates could have solved world hunger - and I bet he would have loved to. Instead, he's finding himself wasting money on education - which is similarly hampered by politics.

  158. Re:Sigh, this is not what a Christian should be do by The_R_Meister · · Score: 1

    Funny thing - he didn't actually spend his money, 'cause no one took him up on his bet. Even if it's sitting in an escrow account, he's free to spend it on the poor later, I'm sure he has no intention of paying out on his bet. Don't judge his entire character based on one foolish bet ...

  159. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's easy to test, if you can find a cooperative monkey. Any volunteers?

    No thanks. Although someone thought is was a good idea - how else do you think HIV crossed from simians to humans?

  160. Good freaking god where to begin??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First off this guy is an idiot who believes in an invisible avenger in the sky so he is not going to accept when he is beaten and must pay up.

    That being said, the easiest start is the whole erroneous assumption that Adam named all the animals.
    That being the case there is no freaking way that Adam named all the animals because he did not have access to all of the animals because most of the animals that have ever existed (dinosaurs etc etc.. ) were dead and buried millions (and some billions) of years before humans existed. Science knows this and this is not really up for debate. This being the case no Dinosaur, (which is an animal) could possibly have been named by Adam, a human. No way that this could even be debated.
    to Misquote David, "Genesis doesn't work" (David from Star Trek 3, the search for spock, not the bible.)

    Good luck collecting though because these creationists are going to say something like "That argument doesnt work because , prove Adam didn't name the Tyrannosaurus Rex something that ended up on the bible cutting room floor" and then use that lame ass argument as an argument that "those dumb ass Evil-utionists couldnt come up with an argument that beat this challenge, therefore Genesis is the literal fact of how creation went down" which is , as we all know bullshit.

  161. Let's prove LOTR isn't real while we at it by kawabago · · Score: 1

    Let's prove Lord of The Rings isn't an actual historical document.

  162. Proof by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

    What are the rules about what is considered proof in this debate? If religious text are accepted, then I guess you could pick any creation myth and say it proves that the literal interpretation of Genesis is wrong.

  163. Wired.com Article Today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no debate, evolution has major problems:

    http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/03/neutral-biodiversity/

    Evolution is still evolving? Translation, we have a serious problem with our theory, so we need to inject more theory to keep the house of cards together.

    Ken Ham can enlighten all of us. Denial of God places blinders on science, not the other way around.

  164. yeah by nu1x · · Score: 1

    Add to that they worship Undead and the state of Undeath, also they worship the process of eating the literal flesh of their undead, zombie Messiah.

    Also, in the end of days, it is said that they all (the believers) will become, literally, undead.

    Creepy, creepy cult once you cull out the bullshit.

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  165. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fibs are often hard to string together...thats how you know they are fibs.

    It's not that hard to string together fibs into a sequence of fibs. When it's correctly, we call it a Fibonacci sequence.

  166. Re:Sigh, this is not what a Christian should be do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He probably doesn't even have the money to hand, or it's been raised from the suckers that listen to him.

    Besides, if he was genuinely about helping people, he'd prove his supernatural crap was real and take $1,000,000 from James Randii.

    I'd also like to know where you can get food for 33cents/day.

  167. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    I am from the deep south and this is what my great aunt told me years ago, about Cain's wife. After Cain killed Abel, he was exiled to Ur. The only thing in Ur to mate with was monkeys. Black people came from Cain & a monkey. No lie. That's what my great aunt believed, which is not to say I believe it.

    Well, aside from the whole extrabiblical monkey invention (which, as all the Bible says about her is that she was Cain's wife -- not, say, a monkey which you might think would be notable -- would, if accepted as true, seem to indicate that the "traditional", "biblical" concept of marriage, as well as include polygamy, also includes man-monkey partnerships), this is inconsistent with Biblical literalism.

    First, for the nitpicky reason that Cain was exiled to Nod, not Ur.
    Second, for the more substantial reason that the Flood wiped out everyone other than Noah, his wife, and his children -- meaning that no one now living is, if one takes the Bible literally, descended from Cain, no matter who or what he mated with.

  168. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    That would explain that first inconsistency, but then we have another problem - there could conceivably be humans descended from the Other People who are not from Cain's family. As such, we don't all have original sin.

    Well, no, because of the Flood (I mean, there would be humans descended from the Other People who are not Cain's family, but they'd all be from his youngest-named-brother Seth's family by way of Noah, and thus still have original sin.)

    Of course, the Other People hypothesis doesn't actually address the Gen 1 - Gen 2 inconsistency, since its inconsistent with both creation stories.

  169. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. Maybe if you weren't intellectually bankrupt you'd be better able to understand.

  170. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    The second most likely explanation is that Cain's wife was from the "Other People", the Humans "created" on the 6th day of the Genesis 1 creation myth. This would have been before Yahweh decided to try the Eden experiment and make his own line of pet Humans at the end of the second creation myth.

    That chronology doesn't work, because Adam in the second myth was created before there were plants, birds, or land animals on Earth, and the humans in the Genesis 1 myth were created after that. If you are going to try to reconcile the two, at a minimum the "Other People" have to be created after Adam (but maybe not after Eve, since Eve is created after the plants, birds, and animals.)

  171. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fibs are often hard to string together...thats how you know they are fibs.

    Of course! Oral history at the beginning of mankind should be so much more clear and written down in stone for us to peruse some 6-10k years later. But no, I'll just dismiss this to my conscience as fibs.

  172. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then at the very least, Adams sons and daughters had incestuous relationships.

  173. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Second, for the more substantial reason that the Flood wiped out everyone other than Noah, his wife, and his children -- meaning that no one now living is, if one takes the Bible literally, descended from Cain, no matter who or what he mated with.

    Well, this leaves out Noah's son's wives. Which could be descended from Cain, but necessarily also from Noah. So I suppose you could suppose that one of them was descended from Cain (given how little Genesis mentions about where most of the women come from, you can pretty much suppose anything you want about them), and that all black people came from her line, but then you've increased the amount by which the invention implies divine endorsement of the whole monkey-marriage thing, since two of the handful of people God protects from the Flood are a part-monkey and a part-monkey-lover.

  174. Actually, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From a strict interpretation of physics, with no semantic shortcuts, your car is *not* red at night. Or ever, for that matter.

    Color is a property of light, not of objects. Your car reflects red light under common lighting conditions. That is the cold-hard reality of physics. When you shine dim light of a specific color on it (such as, in some weather conditions, moonlight) your car reflects dark purple or indigo light.

    You say "my car is red" as a semantic shortcut. It is much more convenient and simple to think of physical objects as having colors as physical properties. And under most lighting conditions, the colors are constant enough for us to think of them as the same color (different shades of red are thought of as simply "red").

    Such semantic shortcuts make our communication very simple. Everyone knows what you mean when you talk about a red car. If we had to qualify everything we said in a strict way, it would take hours to have a ten minute conversation. "My car tends to reflect red light under normal conditions" is egregiously prolix when you get the same idea across by saying "My car is red."

    The problem is when we let our language fool us into thinking reality works differently than it does. The way reality works is: your car sometimes reflects red light, and sometimes reflects dark purple light, and sometimes reflects no light at all. A slight shift in our approach to summarizing would allow us to say "my car is dark purple at night, and red during the day," and that statement would be just as semantically valid as the equally-summarized statement "my car is red." But we don't do that, because there isn't much gain in it.

    So anyway, your car is not still red at night, or ever. Its reflective properties remain constant, but the color it reflects varies with the color of light shined upon it.

  175. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, essentially incest's biggest moral problem is the creation of children that are genetically inferior. That wouldn't be the only rule given in the old testament that was for the health and safety of their society as a whole. The restrictions on pig meat and certain other foods and rituals made perfect sense with the level of sanitation they were able to handle.

    Well, then why didn't the Old Testament just say "breeding within the family causes genetic problems" or "eating pig flesh can make you sick because there are worm larvae in it"? It's because they didn't know anything about genes or Trichinella spiralis. Funny how, for a book supposedly guided by divine wisdom, it doesn't contain any knowledge that wasn't accessible to nomadic desert dwellers in 4000 B.C.

    Point to me where the Bible says anything about evolution by natural selection, or stellar nucleosynthesis, or whether neutrinos have mass, and then I'll give it some credit as divinely inspired.

  176. Reasonable Doubt by RavenousRhesus · · Score: 1

    Seeing as how these are actual judges, how does reasonable doubt factor into this? Hell, if I was a judge for this I'd give it to a guy who came in and put his certainty at 99% and had the numbers and statistical analysis to back it up.

  177. you guys are so smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you guys are so smart to have figured out all the errors in the bible. Good job.

    You could flush the entire thing down the toilet and look at the night sky or at a single cell and see God.

    And if God didn't exist, why wouldn't a God evolve?

  178. Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you tempt the Lord Your God? Do not be so ignorant...BOTH ARE RIGHT.. maybe you want to consider that for a change...instead of creating more war!!!
    You worship the god of this world not me...I am supreme and I create as I please...

    Be blessed and change your Perspective.

    SELF

  179. Not so trivial. by PineHall · · Score: 2

    That argument of the many different versions of the Bible therefore you can not trust it is not a good one. No other ancient document has anywhere as close to as many copies as the New Testament. With so many early copies spread all over ther Roman world errors in the writings can be tracted. Scholars believe the Greek text used for the modern translations is very close to the original text. There is quite the science and research involved in this. The majority of of those different versions have simply typos. Being a religious text means the scribes were extra careful in copying. And because of the discovery of the Dead Sea scrolls, it has been shown that even though there are not many old copies of the Old Testament in Hebrew, the Old Testament was accurately copied except for a few minor changes that crept in. So this "fallible text" is actually very likely close to the original text.

    1. Re:Not so trivial. by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

      That's a really poorly researched argument. First of all we are not talking about the new testament here, but Genesis. And even then, the oldest known fragments of the new testament are centuries after the purported events took place. But that's beside the point. If you really care take a look at say Prof. Bart Ehrman's lecture (he is a new testament scholar at Chapel Hill) on this:

      http://youtu.be/-QPA7hnbTM4

      The Bible and the new testament in particular are full of errors, choice insertions and contradictions and deviations. Any attempt at literal understanding of the text is just silly at that point.

      --
      As the island of our knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.
    2. Re:Not so trivial. by PineHall · · Score: 2

      I had heard that there was over a 99% certainty of the New Testament and I had to search to find the original source, which I think I have found as Aland et al’s Greek Translation of the New Testament. This is the Greek text that is used for most of our modern translations. Aland et al’s Greek Translation of the New Testament puts an estimate on the certainty of the "translation" Here is an explanation:

      Q: Why does the percentage of variants listed (97%), differ from another number of 99.5%?
      A: The Aland et al’s Greek Translation of the New Testament, besides giving manuscript variations, gives an estimate of the certainty of the translation. In the fourth edition p.3, the letters mean:
      A - "indicates that the text is certain"
      B - "indicates that the text is almost certain"
      C - "indicates that the Committee had difficulty in deciding which variant to place in the text."
      D - "which occurs only rarely, indicates that the Committee had great difficulty in arriving at a decision."
      Note that in the 3rd edition on p.xii-xiii, the letters have slightly different meanings.
      A - "virtually certain"
      B - "some degree of doubt"
      C - "considerable degree of doubt"
      D - "very high degree of doubt"
      You arrive at close to the 97% figure by including all categories, and the 99.5% figure by only including the C and D categories. The 99.5% figure does not include, for example, many Greek textual variants that were the primary choices the Biblical scholars who translated the NKJV, including the longer ending of Mark, and the pericope of the adulteress. As for myself, rather than try to say which set of scholars is right, I simply want to report where trustworthy scholars are not certain or disagree. That is why I included in the 97% number instead of the 99.5% number. The 97% number includes all variants except those with very obvious conclusions.

      So the committee that put together the current Greek text used in modern translations gave a 97% or the 99.5% estimate of certainity depending on how you count.

      That does not say anything about the Genesis creation texts. What I said before is that the Hebrew texts have remained the same with only a few minor changes over the centuries when comparing to the Dead Sea scrolls and other ancient manuscripts. This whole bet is foolishness that will not prove anything.

    3. Re:Not so trivial. by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

      Somehow you still manage to miss the point. Today with modern technology you can make exact copy. There is no such thing as exact translation on the other hand. I speak several foreign languages and I can easily think of several sentences in each that can not be translated into say English. You can write an entire page explaining the original, but the English speaker is still going to be robbed of something without actually learning the original language.

      So, back to your point about "original" Greek text. You can claim the translation is 97% correct, what ever that means, but how correct is the Greek text the translation is based on? How removed from the actual first bible is it? When you actually take a look at that you will see that "original" Greek is actually centuries from the first copy ever written. And the first copy does not exist any more so nothing to compare it with.

      So having a 100% correct copy of corrupt oldest now available copy is a useless metric. Besides all that, we know bible is full allegory (compelling case can be made that entire Jesus myth is allegory taken literally and later embellished by trying to insert it into history. See for example http://rationalrevolution.net/articles/jesus_myth_history.htm), so taking allegory literally is just idiotic.

      --
      As the island of our knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.
    4. Re:Not so trivial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, there is no such thing as exact translation because languages are not codes for one another.

      Even in the same language, works change meaning between time periods, locations, and cultures. Idioms evolve. Context is everything.

      What does "aloha" mean in English?

    5. Re:Not so trivial. by PineHall · · Score: 1

      Somehow you still manage to miss the point. Today with modern technology you can make exact copy. There is no such thing as exact translation on the other hand. I speak several foreign languages and I can easily think of several sentences in each that can not be translated into say English. You can write an entire page explaining the original, but the English speaker is still going to be robbed of something without actually learning the original language.

      Yes, I see we are talking pass each other. I agree that translation to English one can miss out on the meaning. English has one word for love. Greek has 4 words for the English love (maybe more if you count the "I love pizza" definition). I have learned the meanings of those 4 words. I know that agape is the predominate love word of the Bible. That is why there are seminaries for ministers to learn Biblical Greek and Hebrew and there have been tons of theses over the centuries digging into the meaning of the texts. I don't know Greek so when I dig deep into a passage I read from several different translations and read commentaries on the passage. I believe I am getting the meaning of the text.

      So, back to your point about "original" Greek text. You can claim the translation is 97% correct, what ever that means, but how correct is the Greek text the translation is based on? How removed from the actual first bible is it? When you actually take a look at that you will see that "original" Greek is actually centuries from the first copy ever written. And the first copy does not exist any more so nothing to compare it with.

      The oldest complete Bible is roughly 300 years after the original texts, however there are 7 incomplete manuscripts before 200AD and 41 before 300AD. (It is from the answer in question 7.) The oldest fragment (from the Gospel of John) could be less that 30 years after the original writing. There are also the many writings of the Church Fathers that quote the scriptures. I would surmise that you would say this is not enough evidence to convince you that the New Testment we have today is not corrupt. Correct? If you say that, what you do is say that there is not enough evidence for any ancient document. The New Testament has by far the most and oldest (relative to the originals) manuscripts.

      So having a 100% correct copy of corrupt oldest now available copy is a useless metric. Besides all that, we know bible is full allegory (compelling case can be made that entire Jesus myth is allegory taken literally and later embellished by trying to insert it into history. See for example http://rationalrevolution.net/articles/jesus_myth_history.htm), so taking allegory literally is just idiotic.

      This is where we really differ. You see the story of Jesus as a myth set in an historical setting. Correct? I see it as historical story, because it is in a historical setting and the known geography. And I guess that you would discount any miracles as impossible because they violate the laws of nature. Am I correct? Whereas I see the miracles of Jesus and him rising from the dead as God outside of this universe reaching into the universe to demonstrate his love and concern for us. This seems to me to be the big difference between us (if I am correct in what you believe).

  180. Resolution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bible was written by man. Because of this, without any specific scientific data and citations quoted in the bible in a bibliography of researched data, this automatically invalidates it as a factual and truthful document of the creation process. I would like my $10k, please.

  181. Trial is already biased in its intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that creationists love arguing without taking a course in Quantum Mechanics or Proabability, while evolutionists have participated or even practiced religion? Evolutionists will argue in the context of religion, but I've never seen a creationist argue in the context of science. Maybe math, but usually "funny" math.

    I already see this argument going down the tubes--and history repeats itself, which I guess isn't evolution nor religion.

  182. I don't know but... by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

    Somewhere there's gotta be a snake expert that can prove that it's anatomically impossible for a snake to talk.

  183. Literal in what language? which interpretation? by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

    I have always found it amusing to listen to Bible-thumping preachers "logically proving" something through "the word", or detailing the meaning of some particular passage, without considering which edition of which translation through however many languages their particular "word" went through. Aramaic, Hebrew, various levels of Greek, multiple levels of English - how can we argue about "the word" when we can't possibly be sure what the words are? Even the Hebrew Torah (five books of the Old Testament to you latecomers), copied letter for letter with extreme care, is always written by human hands and therefore a possibly fallible copy, even to the initial copy written by the hand of Moses - or the editorial committee that probably merged together multiple variants at some point.

    Personally I believe there's a large grain of truth to the historical stuff (one-sided, of course, but valid as seen from that one side), some useful ethnographic information about animal husbandry and nomadic living, and - most important - the goal of having a literate, educated population even in a very-low-technology society. That's how you advance your family/tribe faster than your more numerous neighbors.

  184. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by matfud · · Score: 1
  185. Ya well by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    That is real common with Christians, and indeed people of all faiths. Go to a church and try to get people to donate money for good works, and you'll get some but not much. Try to get the same people to donate for something to make the church more beautiful? They'll toss money your way.

  186. there was a another question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is there before the creation? What is there before God (http://www.freedomwall.net/2011/01/what-is-before-god/)?

  187. Good points on apparent limits of consciousness by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    There have been Star Trek episodes like that too, where people are on a Holodeck with their memories suppressed. That's also why, even having been in a PhD program in ecology and evolution, I have to accept it is possible that our universe is a simulation started 6000 years ago from some old backup.
    http://www.simulation-argument.com/

    Or that everything in it may have been designed with tools that involve interactive design of selections from variations, like software I co-wrote about designing plants and tunes:
    http://www.kurtz-fernhout.com/PlantStudio/
    http://www.evojazz.com/

    The problem of course is that, even if true and interesting to contemplate, those sorts of beliefs are not very practical, like in understanding how the flu virus mutates every year, or in figuring out where mineral resources are likely located based on geological processes, and so on. Or even in understanding how religion may have come about and persisted in the first place (a point I first saw in someone's comment on slashdot a year or two ago):
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_origin_of_religions
    http://evolution-of-religion.com/
    https://www.google.com/search?q=evolution+of+religion

    I also think many scientists overreach -- moving from scientific statements about material things to an unackowledged theology of "scientistic materialsm" like Charles Tart points out.
    http://blog.paradigm-sys.com/about-dr-tart/the-end-of-materialism/
    "Of course there are nonsensical elements mixed in with religion and spirituality: that's true for all areas of human life. But to totally deny our spiritual nature, as science apparently does, harms and inhibits people. Indeed, a deeper look shows that it's not science that denies our spirituality, it's scientism, a rigid philosophy of materialism, masquerading as science."

    Some suggest we are not Earthly beings on a spiritual journey, but rather are instead Spiritual beings on an earthly journey. If so, it is hard to say for sure what difference is makes how long that journey is -- whether 15 hours or 15 decades?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Dreams_May_Come

    People also find it worthwhile to play plenty of video games that may only last a short time. So a reasonable skeptic has to accept a lot of things are possible and that our knowledge of all the levels of reality is apparently limited as human beings. Still, then there is the issue of what is useful to believe in this current reality as far as dealing with the pains and pleasures and relationships and values and challenges and so on that it presents.

    --
    A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
    1. Re:Good points on apparent limits of consciousness by deadweight · · Score: 1

      Very interesting. You really can tie yourself in knots with this stuff - what if only I exist and the rest of you are just my vivid imagination? I have friends who believe in abiotic oil because the Earth is not old enough to have created it the usual way. (Creationist Oil???) So I just tell them that every day oil companies bet billions of dollars that you are wrong. The conventional scientific way of looking at the world seems to give us the best chance of finding oil, curing disease, or making working airplanes. I'll be sticking to it for now :)

  188. Re:Another Contradiction ... by Kojow777 · · Score: 1

    The contradiction that many people noticed in my religious school was this: Adam and Eve had two sons, Cain and Abel. Cain killed Abel, meaning one son was left...If Adam and Eve were the first two people, and they had only one surviving son, then where did the city of people, the wife, and the land of Nod come from?

    This is yet another of the many arguments that a lot of atheists put forward as being a contradiction. Rather than studying the passages for themselves, they just pass around the same arguments that they hear from others. I'm not coming down on atheists here, I'm just stating a fact. Many Christians do the exact same thing. Whether you are an atheist or a Christian, if you do not do your research on something that you are arguing about, you just end up looking foolish.

    In regards to your point specifically, the Bible clearly states that Adam (and assumably Eve) had many sons and daughters. For example, see the following from Genesis 5:

    When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters. Altogether, Adam lived a total of 930 years, and then he died.

  189. Genesis to Revelation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There isn't any conflict between the Bible and science. They are fundamentally different. The Bible states the absolute in 'children's words' as Jesus said, while science and scientists are about trying to understand the why/how of things comprehensively and thoroughly. Even a scientist would be explaining many concepts to his little girl/boy in simple terms as is in the Bible.

    When I loved someone I just simply enjoyed it thoroughly. I understand that perhaps some would be curious to know, and in the future even test/check/predict/model (with the help of powerful GPUs) beforehand whether 'this' brain signal for 'this' girl is stronger and fitter, than 'that' signal for 'that' girl.

    Even a hundred years ago at least some would have died of laughter when John states he sees a stone fall from the sky and destroys a third of the earth; today we know that just a 1.5 mile 'stone' could destroy half of the earth. Likewise when John says he sees a star falling from the sky; today we have even observed dying stars. John says about a bottomless pit which darkens/devours the sun and other stars; today at least theoretically we know about the black hole. Then there are the incomprehensible creatures; again today we believe at least theoretically but definitely, in abnormalities that could be created via cloning, or about alien worlds and creatures. John sees some events occurring at the same time; now, at least some scientists are theorising about six or more dimensions, each existing at the same time and place. Again John states about some invisible channel in, and between the skies/stars; today scientists are theorising that perhaps the only way to travel to another galaxy other than breaking the speed of light barrier would be a presently unknown but theoretically possible bridge/channel force between the galaxies.

    And then more... perhaps all of which would be comprehensible to the next/future generations. Like the Amazon tribe, or a child in a remote part of the world who sees an aeroplane for the very first time and thinks it is a new kind of bird with a roaring voice and a fire/smoke-spitting tail John doesn't know what he saw, he just states it. It is for the future generations to comprehend.

    The promise of the Bible as proved by Jesus is life for each and everyone... even a killer who repents at the last moment has that promise. This is perhaps the only concept which differs from science. Science may be able to promise something akin, to the future generations (perhaps wealthy), but can never cover, this, or the past generations. Everyone and everything is accounted for including the doggies and kitties... Revelation says about all living creatures on the earth, on the skies, and below the earth and waters, which has the promise of life.

    The greatness of the Bible is its simplicity, perhaps too simple and derisive for some. Just two simple sentences states the place of nature and living things like animals, birds, fish etc. in the grand scheme of God; 1) Genesis says that God gave humans reign over nature (a time when humans didn't even know about the stone as a defensive weapon), and the other living things. What kind of a king and queen are we? Are we the loving, caring, caring kings and queens? 2) As for the future, Rev 5:13 says it all.

    The power of the Bible can never be underestimated as evidenced throughout the world. Evolutionists/atheists/unbelievers, and (here in my country even other religions have been forced to kick karma, dharma and other concepts into the dustbin) doesn't even have the guts to hold on to their basic concepts like 'Survival of the fittest', 'natural selection' etc.; instead they are competing to ensure the 'survival of the unfittest'. Christians do it out of faith and love, whether a weak fellow human, or a living thing, or nature. Even when I take care of dogs or kittens, it is not because it is Napoleon the Great, or Cleopatra the Beauty, or my great grandmother recycled, but because it is a wonderful new pristine creation of God whatever the diversity

  190. Precisely by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    science as trying to better understand God through empirical observation of the natural world.

    Everyone who believes in God, believes that the laws of physics were authored by God. Religious leaders therefore ought to recommend studying physics as a surefire way to gain insight into the mind of God.

    --
    That that is is that that that that is not is not.
    1. Re:Precisely by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      They used to. Studying the Bible as the written Word Of God and studying the world as the manifest Word Of God were seen as complementary. As the results drifted apart, so did the natural philosophers and the theological philosophers.

      --
      Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
  191. Same God, different people. by pikine · · Score: 1

    The two halves of the book are written from the perspective of two kinds of people. The first part is about people who are disobedient and actively practices acts of hatred and malice towards others. The second part is about obedient ones who share love with others. Both halves are about the same God, just different people.

    --
    I once had a signature.
  192. My proof against creationism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are many logical, reasoned arguments one can make against the existence of God.

    But there are emotional ones, too, and ones that don't involve such arguments as "God doesn't exist, and atheists hate Him.", like some apologists pithily quote (I'm looking at you, Dinesh D'Souza).

    For me, it's summed up in this (possibly NSFW) one picture. Kevin Carter, the photographer of this picture, has claimed that the child proceeded to get up and make their way to a UN famine relief centre, but the truth is no one knows for sure.

    It's very, very hard to hear apologists argue about faith with that image in my mind, I find.

  193. Bible Thumpers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One can not debate bible thumpers. I grew up with them, and if it is in the bible, it must be the way it is.They do not debate, they only keep throwing doctrine at you.

    1. Re:Bible Thumpers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Want to piss them off? Call them idolators because they worship a book instead of God.

  194. Ridiculous. by carys689 · · Score: 1

    Ridiculous. Why does anyone care? I don't think even Richard Dawkins would touch this.

  195. Telomeres by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hm, telomeres would not allow for long age even if DNA was "pure".

  196. Rule #14 by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

    This alleged challenge is nothing more than a troll by some fanatic who refuses to accept real science over a book written hundreds of years ago.

    Here is what will happen if somebody is foolhardy enough to take the challenge:
    1) All the judges from the "list of possible candidates" are NOT neutral at all, but rather all as fanatical as the challenger.
    2) Despite evidence that would convince even God himself, the ruling will 100% go against the person presenting the actual science.
    3) For every scientific proof made, the Creationist will make up a new fact to counter-act the proof despite it being 100% BS.
    4) Even IF somebody won this rigged contest, it STILL won't shut this guy up and he'll STILL push this psudo-science.

    TL;DR: This contest is rigged and is a blatant troll of the highest degree. Trying to convince these fanatics is a waste of time and brain cells.

  197. Because by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    Everyone knows that science is proven or disproven by debate. Facts and reality can be invalidated in an instant by a clever orator.

    The Fundamentalist Christians have it all backwards anyway. They need to scientifically prove that the earth is 6000 years old, not make science disprove it.

    Because science has already debunked that silliensss and does it every day. The creationists just choose not to accept that proof, instead, believing whicever of the two creation myths suit them at the moment. Which of course is another debunkment of the absolute literal translation of the bible. So there is really no point ot the argument, they will simply end up claiming that you will die one day, and God will send you to hell because you believed in evolution.

    --
    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  198. The base of the problem by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    How exactly can you have a Literal interpretation anyhow? Literal leaves no room for any interpretation.

    The whole thing is really silly. It's like taking an old book on Phlogiston by J.J. Becher, and demanding that it be correlated to the Higgs boson - and if the Higgs doesn't Phlogistonate, the Higgs boson is not real.

    I guess I really showed my nerd cred with a Phlogiston theory analogy......

    --
    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  199. Christianity vs. some Christians by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    The issue isnt one of worth. Christianity does not teach that women or homosexuals have less worth, value, or whatever other metric than anyone else.

    It does however think that women have a different role than men, and that homosexual activity is sinful.

    Christianity, per se, does not, different branches of Christianity disagree rather strongly with each other on both of these points.

  200. Talking about "literally" by syngularyx · · Score: 1

    I guess this link is very appropriate for this post: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally

  201. Orthodox Jewish Point of View by dakra137 · · Score: 1

    Divine names: Two deity names are used here. God has hundreds of names, each associated with an attribute it highlights. The first name is associated with the attribute of strictness, as is appropriate when formulating the laws of physics. The second name starts to be used when man appears on the scene. It is associated with mercy. Fallible humanity could could not exist without divine mercy.

    Six Days: According to Psalms, a thousand years for man are but a moment to God. Some rabbi a few hundred years ago did his arithmetic and came up with a universe age of about 1.3E10 years.

    Light before the Sun and the Moon: Traditional commentary: The first light was the light of prophecy. Visible light came later. More recent explanation: The story is told from the Earth's surface point of view. As long as the sky was obscured by cloud cover and volcanic ash, or glaciation, the Sun, moon, planets, and stars were not visible.

    Big Bang Theory: Right. The Talmud states that there exists a light left over from the moment of creation that permeates the universe. That sure sounds like Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation to me. It also says it is reasonable to think about and research back to the moment of creation, but not before. Would cosmologists disagree?

    Male & Female: The Hebrew text says, "Male and female He created them." There is one ancient Jewish opinion that we were hermaphrodites, and the surgery split us into separate genders.

    Tuesday: This is a problem. "And the earth brought forth grass, herb yielding seed after its kind, and tree bearing fruit, wherein is the seed thereof, after its kind;" This is a neat trick since the Sun, moon and stars were created and positioned on Wednesday. A modern rabbinic explanation: The story is told from the Earth's surface point of view. As long as the sky was obscured by cloud cover, volcanic ash, or glaciation, the Sun, moon, planets, and stars were not visible.

    Dinosaurs: God produced dozens of "creations" before he came up with one he liked. How much of one he kept around or recycled into the next is unspecified.

    Evolution: The tradition is that since creation the physical and biological world proceeds along its natural course. There is no traditional Jewish position that creation and evolution are mutually exclusive.

    Genesis 6:2: "Sons of the Lords" and 6:4 "Nephilim" : The "Sons of the Lords" were invading humans who grabbed power and had their way as they wished with women. The word "Nephilim" means both "those who dropped down" and miscarried or aborted fetuses. A traditional view is that these lords caused their pretty wives to have abortions to keep their pretty figures, and it was this that God found despicable. [I wonder what He thinks about forced abortions in China.]

    Non-Jewish possibilities: This is talking about interactions between Neanderthals and modern man. "Those who dropped down" were aliens who dropped down from the sky.

  202. God = Kim Il-sung by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just replace "God" with "Kim Il-sung" everywhere in the Genesis and prove its veracity then. Why would you get a different result given the change?

  203. Truth has a nasty tendency to being evidence-based by denzacar · · Score: 1

    ...and provable. Regardless of one's personal beliefs and inclinations. There are no "truths".
    There is A truth and various levels of knowledge and understanding of it. And then there are delusions.
    Like faith.

    And regardless of the number of fans a particular delusion has, it can never become the truth.

    BTW, which Gods where you speaking of in your signature....

    Why, mythological ones. What other kind is there? Rhetorical question.

    --
    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
  204. i wd love to see that list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They would then jointly agree on a judge based on a list of possible candidates."

    yeah, a list on it with names like "Judge Crackerbarrel."

  205. Arguing backwards by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_ignorance and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evidence_of_absence

    No one should ever try to prove the Bible to be false. There is absolutely nothing to prove, as it is clearly the responsibility of those who believe in the miraculous to prove its possiblity.

  206. I'm sorry, but that's cherry picking... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    ...and maybe even distorting the truth, but I'm guessing you picked those "facts" from Christians running to the argument of "...but that's the OLD testament".
    Which is bullshit.

    New testament is ATTACHED to the old and based on it - it does not supersede it. They're in the same fucking book.
    And just go ask any priest (or Christian you're not currently debating) if Adam, Moses, king David and the rest of the lot are a part of the teaching of Christianity.
    They don't avoid a single thing. They embrace it.

    Even this Slashdot topic is about a guy who's betting that everything in Genesis is true.

    For fuck's sake, the entirety of Christianity is BASED on Jesus being of Davidic bloodline - through Joseph who (HA!) is not really his father.
    Immaculate conception bitches! It means what WE WANT IT TO MEAN!
    Maternal what now? Ancestral line who?
    Which part of "bitches! It means what WE WANT IT TO MEAN!" did you not understand?
    Maternal line is carried on through the father who is not his real father cause that makes Abraham his ancestor.
    Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think he is? HE'S THE GOD DAMN MESSIAH!

    And please don't give me that crap about Bible/Christianity being less violent, misogynist or pedophilic.
    You don't need to go further than numbers 31:7-31:19 to fix that:

    7They did battle against Midian, as the Lord had commanded Moses, and killed every male. 8They killed the kings of Midian: Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur, and Reba, the five kings of Midian, in addition to others who were slain by them; and they also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword. 9The Israelites took the women of Midian and their little ones captive; and they took all their cattle, their flocks, and all their goods as booty. 10All their towns where they had settled, and all their encampments, they burned, 11but they took all the spoil and all the booty, both people and animals. 12Then they brought the captives and the booty and the spoil to Moses, to Eleazar the priest, and to the congregation of the Israelites, at the camp on the plains of Moab by the Jordan at Jericho.

    13 Moses, Eleazar the priest, and all the leaders of the congregation went to meet them outside the camp. 14Moses became angry with the officers of the army, the commanders of thousands and the commanders of hundreds, who had come from service in the war. 15Moses said to them, âHave you allowed all the women to live? 16These women here, on Balaamâ(TM)s advice, made the Israelites act treacherously against the Lord in the affair of Peor, so that the plague came among the congregation of the Lord. 17Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known a man by sleeping with him. 18But all the young girls who have not known a man by sleeping with him, keep alive for yourselves.

    Kill ALL the men, take all their possessions and take their wives and children as slaves? Fuck THAT shit!
    Moses says fuck slaves!
    Kill ALL those women, and all the boys... but keep the virgin girls as sex slaves.
    Voices told him that's what should be done... I mean God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob.
    And there's plenty more where that came from.

    And while one COULD even argue that Islam is a more peaceful religion - that too would be bullshit as it accepts and builds on both the old and the new testament.
    Same prophets, same stories, same god - they only wrap it in a new cover and add a chapter or two more.
    Abraham 3.11 for Workgroups.

    Though, you gotta give it to them for at least making all of those messiahs just mortal men instead of "sons of God", leaving the "Most Arrogant Religion Ever" medal for the Christians.
    Though there ARE contenders out there for

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  207. That's a very good post. Thanks. by denzacar · · Score: 1

    I think that I agree completely with everything you said. Or at least, can't seem to find something I'd disagree with.

    A rational being separates rational ethics from myth-based morality, and does not base entire systems of asserted "right action" on unverifiable post-mortem hypotheses born of some mix of imagination and con-artist greed way back in the most ignorant and brutal of times. In the end, that's what almost all of the world religions actually are.

    I might only add that rationality itself is in fact... well... if not delusion then at least an illusion.
    We're not perfect robots with a built in set of laws. We are faulty organic beings. Very faulty.

    It's just that unlike other organic beings on this planet, we are in position to be aware of some of those faults. So that we can fix them or avoid them.
    But we're still not "rational". No creature built around a reward system can be rational.

    And if it could be it would be soooooooo boring.

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  208. Re:Sigh, this is not what a Christian should be do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin." - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

  209. Silly man, silly people .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say, any moron can take the money and the facts will not change for gods’ or morons.

  210. Re:Truth has a nasty tendency to being evidence-ba by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Not trying to be a dick, only pointing out that your statement about it being evidence-based isn't necessarily correct.

    From Wikipedia:
    The opposite of truth is falsehood, which, correspondingly, can also take on a logical, factual, or ethical meaning. The concept of truth is discussed and debated in several contexts, including philosophy and religion. Many human activities depend upon the concept, which is assumed rather than a subject of discussion, including science, law, and everyday life.

    Just FWIW, I'm not exactly a religious person, but I do believe in tolerance of others beliefs, as long as their non-interfering...don't try to impose your beliefs upon me or others.

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  211. Re:Adam: three named sons+unnamed sons and daughte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed, if you accept a personal god who intervenes in human affairs, nothing should be surprising. There would be no 'miracles' since any given event that occurs in your daily life may be random or the result of divine intervention. There's simply no way to tell unless God speaks to you directly and takes credit himself.

  212. Face the Facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolution is more impossible than the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, and the Headless Horseman. See http://www.lifescienceprize.org/ for a list of bluffing evolutionists.

  213. Thanks for makig your sig a quine. by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    It caused me to learn what a quine is.

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  214. Re:Sigh, this is not what a Christian should be do by ThePeices · · Score: 1

    Starvation is primarily a problem of politics, not one of funding. Otherwise, Bill Gates could have solved world hunger - and I bet he would have loved to. Instead, he's finding himself wasting money on education - which is similarly hampered by politics.

    Unless its Education in America, then its hampered by politics AND religion.

    Sorry, somebody had to.

  215. Clear contradiction in Genesis between... by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    ...when animals were created - before or after man...

    Rather a stupid bet.

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  216. Re:Truth has a nasty tendency to being evidence-ba by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Note a couple of things about that quote.

    The concept of truth is discussed and debated in several contexts, including philosophy and religion.

    One - it's a weasel statement. One can "discuss and debate" gravity all day long - denying it or coming up with an alternative explanation on the other hand...

    Two - it does not address the fact that truth is evidence-based at all. There's a lot of pseudo-intellectual smoke there, but nothing more.

    Three - that's a line which serves only to give credibility to "philosophy and religion" - I.e. it's saying that BECAUSE philosophy and religion CAN discuss and debate truth, they are also qualified to determine what is and what isn't truth.
    Which is like saying that everyone in the world should set their dietary habits according to mine, because I am known for my ability to eat food, often several times per day.

    Four - philosophical and religious discussions on truth are no more valid than philosophical and religious discussions on floppy drives. Because...

    Five - philosophy and religion tend not to be scientifically rigorous, and often they are mostly comprised of faulty reasoning. I.e. False dichotomy.
    Every single school of philosophy is born from false dichotomy that said school is the "right one" while all others are false.
    As for religion... Why even go there.

    Note that both religion and philosophy tend not to be experimentally or mathematically provable or even describable - which is a strong indicator of use of faulty logic.

    Also...

    The opposite of truth is falsehood, which, correspondingly, can also take on a logical, factual, or ethical meaning.

    That too is nonsense disguising as insight. Also, it is a (not so) cleverly disguised lie.
    The line starts talking about truth, switches between it and falsehood, then "correspondingly", makes a claim that one or both can have "logical, factual, or ethical meaning".

    It never sets that either truth or falsehood actually have "logical, factual, or ethical meaning(s)".
    It's a forgone conclusion, which "correspondingly" equates truth and falsehood.

    Truth is evidence-based because reality is evidence-based. That's it. Nothing else to it.
    Just as there are no multiple versions of reality, there are no multiple versions of truth - there's only THE truth.
    All the rest are either falsehoods, delusions or incomplete truths.

    I'm not exactly a religious person, but I do believe in tolerance of others beliefs, as long as their non-interfering...

    Well, I'm an atheist and to me "tolerating" someone's delusion is both dishonest and patronizing pandering on the level of treating them like small children who still believe in Santa AND it actually causes harm to others when those people try to shoehorn both themselves and everyone else into such a delusional vision of reality.
    I.e. Both buying into hateful bullshit about "them" (every religion has them) and opening oneself to abuse through faith-based gullibility (miracles and miracle workers, curses, exorcisms etc.)
    And that's all without the mention of what happens when such a delusional "reality" falls apart when it eventually collides with actual reality.

    As for "non-interfering"...
    It's not really non-interfering when religious holidays are treated like national ones, religious "education" is crammed down kids' throats in schools, when religious officials keep meddling in every single issue from politics to business, when political officials are being favored and determined by their religious affiliation and not their competence... etc. etc.

    From my short experience on this planet, religious people are not interfering only if they are not around.
    I.e. Never had an issue with Buddhists - as there are none around where I live.

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  217. SHOTGUN! by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Besides your entire post being a shotgun argument, (i.e. an informal fallacy), you also seem to think that a claim (i.e. threat to gays, women, jews etc.) is best supported by asking questions.
    So... let me respond in kind.

    Where in Canada? By whom? How many cases? Are those cases a majority? Citation needed. Was there an official claim by "authorities" that they allow or support such behavior? If so when, where, by whom? Citation needed. Was there an official claim by "authorities" that they allow or support such behavior for a single religion, and not others? Again, citation needed. Since when can an idea hang people? Where did you hear about that? Who, when, where? Citation needed. Since when can an idea crash a plane? Is the case you describe a position of the majority of religious people belonging to that religion? Are there enough tall buildings and planes in the world to facilitate such a position, considering the number of people practicing that religion? Whose troops? Why don't you know how to use Google? Have you been alive during the past two decades? How about conscious? Did you watch any news during that time? Did you understand any of it? Are you retarded? Are you sure? Are you mommy and daddy brother and sister? How about father and daughter? Mother and son? Which case of acid throwing are you talking about? Where? When? Is that an isolated issue, only happening in one culture or country? Why are you a cherry picking cocksucker? What cartoons? Who was killed? By whom? How many cases? Citation needed. For every case. Is that a majority position? How does the number of incidents compare to other ideological murders? Which terrorist organization? Please list all of them. What ideas are those organizations representing? Who is their financial backer? Which public officials have supported or cooperated with their financial backers? Do you like having your nuts felt up? Why? Why not? Are you gay? Do you hate gays? Do you like gays? How can you suck cocks and still claim that you are not gay? Are you aware that you are talking about a mythological figure that may have never existed? You know, like Santa Clause, Easter Bunny or Jesus. Last two being the same person. Are you insane? Do you see or hear little people who talk to you? How about big people? How about horses? Why do you want to fuck a horse? Why do you want to be fucked by a horse? Does that hurt? More than being fucked by a bear? Why are you seeking out bears to fuck you? Do you do it while they hibernate? Are you aware that an anecdote of your imaginary encounter is not an argument? Why are you eating with dudes that don't let you look at them? Is that like an S&M thing? Why do you like being beaten up in public while eating? Have you talked to a professional about that? Like someone who could beat you up really good? Why? Why not? Why again? Have you looked for a jew, sikh, budist, christian, atheist, gay, indian, negro, asian, etc, etc who would be willing to tear you a new one for looking at him? Why not? How can you be sure it's not about you being a hating piece of shit? Why did you fail to mention white people threatening to beat you up? Is it because you think that they are "your people"? How about little girls? Have you ever been beaten up by a little girl? Would you like to be beaten up by a little girl again? Have you ever tasted the sharp edge of a razor-blade? Why not? You may like it... Why are you afraid of trying new things? What other phobias, besides racial ones, do you have? Do you hate your relatives or only yourself? Have you ever wondered what the concrete tastes like when you jump at it from the tenth floor? Why don't you go and check that and let us know how it went?

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    1. Re:SHOTGUN! by slackware+3.6 · · Score: 1

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/8570506/Police-covered-up-violent-campaign-to-turn-London-area-Islamic.html
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1374443/Police-hid-abuse-60-girls-Asian-takeaway-workers-linked-Charlene-Downes-murder.html
      http://www.bnp.org.uk/news/muslim-paedophile-gangs-have-been-operating-%E2%80%9Cdecades%E2%80%9D-admits-former-police-chief
      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/14/iran-gay-men-executed-hanging_n_1515207.html
      http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/sep/07/iran-executes-men-homosexuality-charges
      http://www.gaypatriot.net/2006/11/27/gay-holocaust-in-iran-4000-killed-and-counting/
      http://www.torontosun.com/2012/03/26/disgust-over-muslim-wife-beating-book
      http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2012/03/23/19543371.html
      https://www.google.ca/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=police+in+UK+scared+of+muslims&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&redir_esc=&ei=PpFhUd0HwpaIAojLgagO#hl=en&gs_rn=8&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=YRHZtAg-ihnWR_44H-nTgw&pq=muslim%20wife%20beating%20canada&cp=11&gs_id=9oj&xhr=t&q=islam+acid+attacks&es_nrs=true&pf=p&client=ubuntu&hs=AVY&channel=fs&sclient=psy-ab&oq=islam+acid+&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.44770516,d.cGE&fp=d05afac0920070b6&biw=1390&bih=672r
      I could post links for you all day but it would be pointless you love Islam because it lets you be a terrorist and get away with it because people are to scared to stand up to terrorists of the false prophet Muhammad. Your above post is exactly what your Muhammad stands for, way to represent he must be proud.

  218. Re. Easy - NOT so Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Making atheism into a religion is something I see faithful people do all the time. We're not believing in atheism. Atheism is not a religion.

    Having been accosted on multiple occasions by evangelical atheists (and your post sounds suspect...), I must point out that some atheists are true believers in their religion. (Yes, I realize I have just defamed your religion but, as an agnostic, I don't give a damn.)

    But it is no more fair to condemn all atheists with the resulting assholery than it is to condemn all those who follow the philosophy of an illegitimate Jewish Heretic of such practices.

  219. Genesis is wrong by ottermann · · Score: 1

    Argument 1: Define 'day' as observed by God. A day is the amount of time it takes a body to rotate 360 degrees. If God measured time in days, then he was on a planet that orbits a star, and therefor Genesis is wrong in the first line, because God couldn't create anything on the first day, because there was no day. Argument 2: Using the literal exegesis of Genesis as calculated by Bishop Ussher, God created the world on October 3, 4004 BCE at 9am. However, it wasn't taken into consideration that the Gregorian calendar wasn't used until 1582. Before that, the Julian calendar was used. But, due to the way it worked, 3 days were gained every 4 centuries, which threw off the equinoxes. As a result in the differences in the two calendars, January 1 in the Julian calendar is actually January 14 in the Gregorian. Also, calendars before Rome standardized them, varied by region, city or culture. Argument 3: Fossils. There are many examples of fossils from creatures that existed that genesis, or the rest of the Bible, makes no mention of. In the story of Noah, God commands Noah to collect 2 of every creature. Yet, there are thousands of creatures that we have physical fossil evidence of that were not mentioned. You would think something as large as an Apatosaurus would rate a mention, at least. And, if some sea creatures, like a Sperm Whale, survived, why didn't Trilobites? And, where is the fossil evidence of all the people that were killed in the flood? If not fossils of the people themselves, the trace remains of their settlements should have been found. Argument 4: Contradictions. Genesis is full of them. Example A, Genesis says that on the first day, God created light and separated it from the dark. But then it says God created the Sun on the fourth day. The Sun is what provides the light, so which is it? Example B, Birds. Genesis first says they were created out of the water, but then later in the chapter, it says they were created out of the ground. Example C, Animals. God first created animals and then created man. but later on, God created man and says it wasn't right that he walked alone, so God created animals. These are just 4 arguments I could make against genesis. Give me a week and I could write a book disproving it. Too bad I don't have 10 grand.