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  1. Re:Space college? on Inflatable Private Space Station Launched · · Score: 1

    They're going to need some method of sedation, otherwise they'll be bouncing off the walls.

  2. Re:Inflatable? on Inflatable Private Space Station Launched · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cue the yo mama in space jokes . . .

    Yo mama so inflatable, the shuttle tried to dock with her.

  3. Re:Pardon me but, on The Sharpest Object Ever Made · · Score: 1

    I'm so sick of the phrase "sharp as a bowling ball" that should we ever meet, I'm going to stab you with a vorpal spoon.

  4. Re:What can we learn from this? on MySpace #1 US Destination Last Week · · Score: 1

    Don't begrudge me my moment in the slashdot sun!

    Actually, I was figuring someone would ask me what it's like.

  5. What about MySpace? on State Department Hit With Many More Break-Ins · · Score: 4, Funny

    This could put the State Department ahead of MySpace as the #1 destination site.

  6. Re:Obvious! on MySpace #1 US Destination Last Week · · Score: 1

    Who?

    Are you referring to the porn classic, A Sale of Two Titties, directed by Dick Chuckens?

  7. Re:counting hits? on MySpace #1 US Destination Last Week · · Score: 1

    Duh! Data for BSD.

  8. Re:What can we learn from this? on MySpace #1 US Destination Last Week · · Score: 1

    I haven't used it to get a date, but I have used it to get laid. But I recently moved into my 40s, so I'm a lot less proud. =)

    I had to stop, however. It was too addictive and I couldn't use it in moderation.

  9. Re:What can we learn from this? on MySpace #1 US Destination Last Week · · Score: 1

    It is addictive, but it's also frustratingly buggy. I almost chucked my laptop after it ate a somewhat lengthy post. That was last summer.

    I did get some gigs and had sex with some young girls looking for daddy figures*, but I had to bail. It was too much of a time waster, and it was seriously cutting into my time wasting time on slashdot.

    *Seriously, if you have any sort of income, there's a young chick out there who would love to have you spend some of it on her. They're sick of their high school and college boys that are always broke. Assuming you have some social skills and aren't disgusting, of course. Just be careful she's not too young. I have a feeling if I was still on there, I might be in trouble now.

  10. Re:What abnormalities? on Mice Produced Using Artificial Sperm · · Score: 4, Funny

    The main abnormality in human children conceived through this method seems to be an unhealthy obsession with cheese and a tendency to scamper.

  11. Re:The Mice? on Mice Produced Using Artificial Sperm · · Score: 1

    Relax. It's not like were discussing mouse porn.

    Although I am feeling the urge to squeak a bit.

  12. Re:Pitiful? on Microsoft Hoping for Vista in January · · Score: 1

    Because more complexity equals better, and being all things to all people in a mediocre way is superior to doing a few things well.

  13. Re:couple of observations on Microsoft Hoping for Vista in January · · Score: 1

    Looks like Microsoft has notched the bar a little higher than usual. Hopefully they really really really mean it this time. (And Lucy isn't going to yank the football back this time.)

    Good grief, yagu Brown!

  14. Re:OMG on BitTorrent Becomes Ever More Legit · · Score: 1

    That's one way to put it. Another would be that they're pulling a M.C. Hammer.

  15. Re:Credible odds? on Microsoft Hoping for Vista in January · · Score: 1

    The problem is that they're quickly running out of features to cut from Vista. That's the bottle neck. Right now they're weighing whether to cut either the slick new GUI or the fantastic new security features to make the January deadline. The OEM's are already pressuring them for a "Vista SP 1 Ready" sticker program.

  16. What were the odds? on U.S. Access Board Advisory Committee Named · · Score: 1

    Who could have guessed that they would name the U.S. Access Board Advisory Committee the U.S. Access Board Advisory Committee?

  17. Re:Hell yes - the military uses something like thi on Gold and Helium Combine for Needle-Free Injections · · Score: 1

    You are so EVIL!!!

    Hahahahaha, man, that made me cringe reading it. X0

  18. Re:I'm quite satisfied with my device on First Look at Sony's Tiny Vaio UX180p · · Score: 1

    If you keep it in your front pocket, do you still call it your Linux box?

  19. Re:MySpace is a lost cause on Adware Spreads Through Myspace · · Score: 1

    Points for the Brando quote.

  20. Re:America really is growing daft on Adware Spreads Through Myspace · · Score: 4, Funny
    "People look at me like I'm a Nazi because I seriously don't think most Americans should be enfranchised. Let's face an ugly truth. Our founding fathers were right: most people are unfit to vote."

    The reason people look at you like you're a Nazi is because once you start with . . . .


    It could also be the the little toothbrush mustache and the swastika armband.
  21. Re:Gold? on Gold and Helium Combine for Needle-Free Injections · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCENE 23, DAY INT., DIGISHAMAN HOUSE HALLWAY

    Mom: What's the hold up? Why aren't you kids ready for school?

    Kids: DigiShaman is hogging the bathroom again. Panning for gold.

    DigiShaman [muffled, behind door]: Eureka!!

  22. Re:Hell yes - the military uses something like thi on Gold and Helium Combine for Needle-Free Injections · · Score: 1

    That never bothered me. What sets me on edge is the idea of getting needles jabbed in my eyes.

  23. Re:I have parallels running on Parallels Desktop for OS X Reviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    If he did pay for it, he wouldn't be a filching freeloader, nor a pilfering parasite, nor a larcenous leech.

  24. Re:Rocketcam on Shuttle Cameras Yield Excellent Footage · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that was pretty cool, seeing the chute and the lines underwater like that. But the coolest was just after separation, seeing the shuttle's main engines fire up.

  25. Re:Selling damaged books illegal now? on Cutting out the Naughty Bits Ruled Illegal · · Score: 1

    It's simply that the Directors Guild want more protection than is afforded to them by law.

    That might be your learned opinion, but it's not the law. The court ruled that these works were impermissible as derivative works. Derivative works fall under copyright law. So, really, the DGA wanted enforcement of protection that is afforded by the law. Pretty much the opposite of what you're saying.

    I should also note that "edits" is too vague of a term. Cleanflicks (and co.) are not adding or replacing content, simply removing it.

    Removing content is editing. I refer you to #4 of the first definition.