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Mice Produced Using Artificial Sperm

vasanth writes to tell us scientists have successfully grown mice from artificial sperm. The sperm was created from embryonic stem cells and implanted into female mice. There were a few problems, including that some of the mice showed abnormal patterns of growth and difficulty breathing. The hope here is to assist couples who are having difficulties with conception.

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  1. Artificial Sperm? by lecithin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not artificial sperm, but artificially grown sperm.

    People took'sperm seeds' from stem cells and grew them into mature sperm outside the gonads.

    Regardless, it looks like males have one less reason for existance.

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    1. Re:Artificial Sperm? by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean my sole reason for existence is now opening jars for the missus?

    2. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Jordan+Catalano · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Regardless, it looks like males have one less reason for existance."

      Don't sweat it -- you still need scientists to perform the procedure, and last I checked they weren't letting girls get into science.

    3. Re:Artificial Sperm? by abionnnn · · Score: 1

      Because civilisation will continue to grow without the male species. *rolls eyes* Grow up.

    4. Re:Artificial Sperm? by theelectron · · Score: 1

      Nah, it's just that women tend not to have an interest in science... until now. I can see all the feminists switching from their women's studies degrees to Biology. At least I can still lift heavy stuff!

    5. Re:Artificial Sperm? by mentaldingo · · Score: 0
      I, for one, welcome our new female overlords.

      But what would it mean for slashdot if males were no longer required for the survival of the human race?

    6. Re:Artificial Sperm? by sirinek · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean my sole reason for existence is now opening jars for the missus?

      Don't forget killing bugs...

    7. Re:Artificial Sperm? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm pretty sure men and women are the same species.

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    8. Re:Artificial Sperm? by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      You mean my sole reason for existence is now opening jars for the missus?

      As long as there are spiders in the world, you still have a purpose. But its precarious, I agree.

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    9. Re:Artificial Sperm? by abionnnn · · Score: 1

      Well, they had me fooled! :P

    10. Re:Artificial Sperm? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      You forgot killing bugs, fool!

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    11. Re:Artificial Sperm? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Depends which feminist you ask.

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    12. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... you go to any American high school and observe the cheerleaders, and the sheep wanting to be like them, and then try to tell me with a straight fucking face that there'd be no war without men.

    13. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget killing bugs...

      Killing bugs? You're lucky. My wife thinks killing them is cruel, so I have to safely and humanely escort them to the garden. And I'm actually not joking...

    14. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 2, Funny

      What is this "Women's Studies" you speak of, you sexist!?! I know only of "Womyn's studies"

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    15. Re:Artificial Sperm? by JWtW · · Score: 1

      "But what would it mean for slashdot if males were no longer required for the survival of the human race?"

      That's right, keep overestimating your importance, copper-top. Did you think they were man-boobs? CmdrTaco IS our female overlord. (Taco's in the name, after all!)
      We blindly type away with all of our self-perceived manly knowledge; unwittingly assembled as the male collective (bad spelling, grammar, and hygiene be damned), while the nano-fibers replicate themselves through the dark pipes, up through our keyboards, and before we know it--Google Farm is complete.

      I don't know about you, but I'm shutting off the machine, and going outside now....

    16. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      That is because the men turned the womyn into sex objects. Like you said, they're sheep. Like I said, to eliminate all of the world's problems, including shit like you just mentioned, eliminate the source. The source of all of the world's problems is men, not womyn.

    17. Re:Artificial Sperm? by LordKronos · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean my sole reason for existence is now opening jars for the missus?

      Ohhhhhh..I have a bad feeling you aren't going to like this:
      http://www.blackanddeckerappliances.com/category-2 07.html

    18. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    19. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Xichekolas · · Score: 1

      Pardon the bluntness... but what the heavenly fuck did that mess you just wrote have to do with anything?

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    20. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Donniedarkness · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope, that's her job. I cook.

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    21. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Heem · · Score: 1

      that worked for a friend of mine until he got bitten by a mouse that he was supposed to capture safely and bring outside (even after my warnings that the dang thing would just come back..)

      Now bugs and mice get squished, and everything is happy.

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    22. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah right, Margaret Thatcher is the way she is because she's a sex object? You're retarded.

    23. Re:Artificial Sperm? by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that the women of the world will suddenly turn into lesbians if they don't need men for sperm. Sorry, that's not going to happen. Most woemn are heterosexual and they would ot bee likely to condemn their daughters to a world where homosexuality is the only option for love and companionship. (Not that I mean anything against homosexuals by that slighty loaded language.)

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    24. Re:Artificial Sperm? by pianophile · · Score: 1

      Don't forget killing bugs...

      And getting things down from the top shelf.

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    25. Re:Artificial Sperm? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Don't forget killing bugs...

      What about buying houses, cars, etc, and agreeing to pay for the wife and kids a set fee, no matter if the wife and kids are around anymore?

    26. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

      Don't forget... she'll always need someone to nag.

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    27. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And getting things down from the top shelf.

      I keep my bourbon on the top shelf, thank you...

    28. Re:Artificial Sperm? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Last I checked cheerleaders weren't gagged and shackled, they have chosen voluntarily to become like that.

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    29. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Anomolous+Cowturd · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Osama bin Laden also knows how to eliminate all the world's problems. So does George W. Bush. So do all their supporters. Some people "know" that letting women vote and own property is the source of all the world's problems. A lot of people know a lot of things.

      Anyway, I think eliminating men is not an elegant solution. Let me suggest an alternative. Let each person undertake to educate and improve themselves, view others with compassion, and change the world with small kindnesses not large exterminations.

      I reckon the source of all the world's problems is willful ignorance, arrogant ideals and ignoble deeds. That's just one opinion.

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    30. Re:Artificial Sperm? by CommunistHamster · · Score: 1

      That's short term thinking. In the long term , after all the men are extinct, the world will be filled with sexually liberated lesbians, making out at every opportunity. *buys stocks in cryogenic freezing companies*

    31. Re:Artificial Sperm? by GriffinDodd · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, obsessive focus on elevated conception rates, perfect health and eternal life...

      perfect for global overpopulation, economic collapse and drained natural resources which eventually all end in wars where we can all obsessively focus on killing each other.

      Aren't humans great!!!!

      Is it just me, or does anyone else wish they could move to another planet?

    32. Re:Artificial Sperm? by JWtW · · Score: 1

      Damn...You didn't get it?

    33. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't forget putting shit together and carrying heavy things.

      LK

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    34. Re:Artificial Sperm? by EugeneK · · Score: 0

      Ooh..that's hot.

    35. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Dabido · · Score: 1

      We had a similar mouse problem. I caught the mouse twice and released it over in the park across the road and it came back. So once I caught our mouse again, I took him/her for a long walk to a nearby park which wasn't near any houses and released it there. Haven't seen it since.

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    36. Re:Artificial Sperm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Especially for the nerd. :(

      On chemistry and dating:

       

      Consider the reaction "B + G BG". At equilibrium,

       

      [B][G]/[BG] = k.

       

      Concentrations are conveniantly expressed as a fraction of total
      people. Suppose that with an even distribution of men and women, half of
      all people are single [B]=[G]=[BG] = 0.25. Then, k = 0.25.

       

      Now consider a typical tech school, [B]+[BG] = 0.8. Simple algebra
      shows that [BG] = 0.14, [G] = 0.06, and [B] = 0.66.

       

      Of course, humans are not in a thermodynamic equilibrium with their
      environment, so the rules from chemistry needn't apply. However, if the
      following assumptions hold, the collision model has this working:


      •  
      • The change of a breakup per month is independant of the age of the relationship, [B],[G], and [BG]. (I think that independance of age of relationship isn't actually needed, which is good, since that assumption is very suspect.)
         
      • People meet other people randomly, and every meeting between single
        guys and girls has a fixed probability of turning into a relationship.


        You might be a nerd if:
         

      1.      
      2. A girl asks you for a date, and you (correctly) wonder what class
        she wants help with. (Note 2)
             
      3. Girls argue over you. To be more specific, girls argue over who gets your help with their homework.
             
      4. You note that the half-life of single girls is approximately two
        months, a bit less time than it takes you to learn the girl is single.
        (Note 3)
             
      5. You know next to nothing about numbered timelines involving dating, being stuck on step zero or perhaps negative one.
             
      6. The closest you usually get to girls is when the lunch lady swipes your meal card.
           


      Notes
       

      1.    
      2. In case you suspect she was subtely asking for a date, I will point out that once I had to remind her and a guy I was helping to pay attention to what I was helping them with instead of their S.O.s
           
      3. Happens reliably, almost as if I could cast a summon boyfriend spell. Unfortunately the summon girlfriend variant inevitably produces a pesky space between the l and the f, and a boyfriend that prevents the removal of the space.
         
    37. Re:Artificial Sperm? by biovoid · · Score: 1
      I'm pretty sure men and women are the same species.
      Then I'm pretty sure you've never lived with the latter.
    38. Re:Artificial Sperm? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Changing one letter in "woman" doesn't magically make it not related to the word "man". I'd suggest the Greek "gyn" or the Latin "femina" for a word not related to the word for man.

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  2. Oh really? by Rendo · · Score: 3, Funny

    It seems women are getting more and more fed up with us males that they're working diligantly on not needing us anymore. We can choose which sex, now we're working on assisting "couples" (of women) in having babies. Damn... At least I've procreated!

    1. Re:Oh really? by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      Damn... At least I've procreated!
      Me too! Darn, my only child is a boy.
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    2. Re:Oh really? by Andrew+Nagy · · Score: 1

      FTA: Using a specialised sorting instrument they were able to isolate some stem cells that had begun to develop as sperm. They encouraged these early-stage sperm cells, known as spermatogonial stem cells, to grow into adult sperm cells and then injected some of these into female mouse eggs.

      It appears that they need stem cells that already were developing into sperm. The article seems to indicate that the male is still needed.

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    3. Re:Oh really? by imboboage0 · · Score: 2, Funny
      "couples" (of women)
      No need to be alarmed. This happens all the time. I've been watching videos of it on the internet for years.
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  3. wtf? by hjf · · Score: 0

    OK, artificial sperm. What's next? Artificial people?

    I mean, why don't these "couples who are having difficulties with conception" just fucking adopt a child? It's cheaper and you don't go around playing god or whatever.

    1. Re:wtf? by duffbeer23 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      In more or less the same vein, we have enough people on this planet. Do we really need more ways to "unnaturally" create them?

    2. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you're afraid of science. Don't be afraid of what you don't understand.

    3. Re:wtf? by flipsoft · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually it is a misconception that adoption is cheaper and easier. Average adoption costs are $12k US. Significantly more than the doctors bill for our first child. Also adoption, at least in the state of CA, is very dificult and requires 50+ hours of classes. Much more time invested then a couple hours at a bar and some drinks. ;)

    4. Re:wtf? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Was your first child conceived via in vitro or other infertility treatment methods? If so, you may not have payed more than $12k, but someone did. Just because it's low cost to an individual doesn't mean the cost doesn't exist.

      50 hours? BFD - a bargain compared to the time some treatments cost, not to mention 9 months of nausea and irritibility (I hear that women have it bad, too).

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    5. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off-topic, but the parent made me wonder why there is such an established procedure for making sure the prospective parents for adoption are caring and capable, while if you "make it yourself" there is no such procedure. Surly the biological child of someone is just as prone to abuse as the one up for adoption. It seems very inconsistent. (I'm not saying that the procedures for adoption are wrong, I just see a very big double-standard.)

    6. Re:wtf? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      (I'm not saying that the procedures for adoption are wrong, I just see a very big double-standard.)

      It's because they can. They haven't found a way to outlaw fucking yet (at least not overall) so people will still be getting pregnant for the foreseeable future.

      I'd love to see some mass sterilizations take place, though. For example, anyone who becomes pregnant while on welfare should be sterilized by force after they have it. I don't believe in forcing abortions on people, but I do believe in taking the parts of the body necessary for reproduction away from anyone who's proven that they can't take responsibility for them.

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    7. Re:wtf? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's only if you're lucky enough to find a child in the US. Many people end up going to India or Eastern Europe and paying $30k+, just to bring home a kid that turns out to have fetal alcohol syndrome and is completely antisocial and has to be turned over to the government for care.

    8. Re:wtf? by flipsoft · · Score: 1

      Our first child occurred naturally. But that was after we sunk $15k into IVF and many many hours, crazy drugs, emotional rollercoasters, and procedures. About 6 months after we gave up and decided to adopt, my wife and I were out drinking and whammmo. She was pregnant the next time we checked. (Yes the child is mine.. certified). Wierd stuff when it comes to getting pregnant. We just finished our licensing for the state of CA to adopt and we are currently prospective parents. :) Hope we get one soon. -flipsoft

    9. Re:wtf? by kniLnamiJ-neB · · Score: 1

      I do believe in taking the parts of the body necessary for reproduction away from anyone who's proven that they can't take responsibility for them.

      Will you run for president? I'll vote for that!

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    10. Re:wtf? by CRCulver · · Score: 0

      Actually it is a misconception that adoption is cheaper and easier. Average adoption costs are $12k US.

      Not to mention that immense emotional toll of binding the resulting family together. You essentially need a therapist's help, and even then results aren't guaranteed.

    11. Re:wtf? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Good luck to you.

      My sister in law had a similar experience: 2 miscarriages, 1 daughter by IVF, twin boys via Clomid (had to have Snotty Wasp Name the Fourth). After securing the heir and a spare WHAMMO - surprise preganacy. Apparently, after they blew the rust out of her pipes her natural fertility took over (family breeds like rabbits - *indescriminant* rabbits).

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    12. Re:wtf? by bguzz · · Score: 1

      Why stop there?

      How about sterility by default? Chemically alter everyone's reproductive systems, so when you want to have a kid, you go to classes and apply for a permit, then you get an injection that un-fucks your reproductive system and you can have a child.

    13. Re:wtf? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Actually it is a misconception that adoption is cheaper and easier. Average adoption costs are $12k US. Significantly more than the doctors bill for our first child. Also adoption, at least in the state of CA, is very dificult and requires 50+ hours of classes. Much more time invested then a couple hours at a bar and some drinks. ;)

      I would assume you have to be over 18, in good health, have a job, and all of the stuff that takes the fun out of the surprise that makes people get in good health, get a job, and all of that.

      Cart before horse.

    14. Re:wtf? by hjf · · Score: 0

      Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this website was global. But hey, seems to be a US-only website. Just because your adoption system is so fucked up doesn't mean that every country is the same.

  4. Think of the micelings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Aren't there already enough unwanted, unluved mice babies already?

    1. Re:Think of the micelings! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      We need more unwanted, unloved people.

      Why, is there an anonymous coward shortage?

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    2. Re:Think of the micelings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      na, my python loves all mice equally.

  5. Not to get all sciency and stuff but... by Il128 · · Score: 0

    Getting Sperm cells or reporductive gamets from fully formed true cells is not a minor thing. This is huge. Just saying, this is a huge step toward the first fully man made human. By creating the Gamets from stem cells eventually a person could be created like a dress from whole cloth... We are much closer to designing people. This is some seriously scary stuff. Blade Runner like stuff.

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    1. Re:Not to get all sciency and stuff but... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Well creating single cells like gamettes is a lot easier than whole tissues and organs. But think of the possibilities down the road. Need a transplant? Grow your own, no need to find a donor and worry about rejection. If we could do that, the average lifespan could be increased by decades- the remaining failure point would be the brain. And that only until we find a way to transplant memories or repair it. Which given the recent coma awakener, may soon have some clues.

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  6. Heather Has Two Mommies by Doug+Dante · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Lesbian couples can now eliminate the external sperm doner and Heather can have two mommies who are both her biological parents. All children will be girls, unless a Y chromosome is added from a donor and an X is yanked.

    Given some time, eggs may also be made as well as sperm from stem cells, and homosexual male couples can also have biological children with the help of a woman to carry the fetus.

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    1. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by cttforsale · · Score: 1

      "Given some time, eggs may also be made as well as sperm from stem cells, and homosexual male couples can also have biological children with the help of a woman to carry the fetus." Down on the farm, we call that a cow of undistinguished ancestory....

    2. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1
      Lesbian couples can now eliminate the external sperm doner and Heather can have two mommies who are both her biological parents. All children will be girls,
      w00t! This'll give the feminist movement new steam! What do we need men for? Wait...what am I saying...?
    3. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by codemaster2b · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hm... YY + YY = YY
      (Woman + Woman = Woman)

      This is intuitively obvious, but doesn't it also follow that:
      XY + XY = YY | XY | XX
      (Man + Man = Woman or Man or ???)

      As far as I know, no human XX has ever lived. This would be inventing a third gender!

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    4. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      I think you are confused....

      Males are XY, females are XX. There is no YY.

    5. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1
      Dude... you got it wrong. Women are XX, men are XY. There are no YYs in human history.

      The "Y" chromosome is the male chromosome... the X is the female. Two X's is a female. One of each is a male.

      The baldness gene (which is regressive) is on the X chromosome, and has no corresponding gene on the Y side to counteract it. That is why male pattern baldness is passed down from your mother's side of the family.

      Anyway... there is no such thing as YY... but all women are XX.

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    6. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by davidhedbor · · Score: 1
      but all women are XX.

      This is not always true.
    7. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by RxScram · · Score: 1

      For a good laugh call (202) 456-1414

      Damn, I really didn't want to talk to the Whitehouse!

    8. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by BenFenner · · Score: 1

      I've been predicting this advancement in science for a long time, and I am excited to see it coming closer and closer. I guess that novel I'd planned on writing about it may be obsolete before I even start it.

    9. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by pauljlucas · · Score: 1
      There are no YYs in human history.
      True, but there are some cases of XYY.
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    10. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by ne0n · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Good idea, take the evolutionary dead ends and get their weak genes back into the pool.

      Giving "homosexual biological children" a chance at life is like handing over the Presidency to a mentally handicapped candidate without any kind of fair election.
      I see your point...

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    11. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but all women are XX.

      Damn! You mean there aren't any XXX women out there?

      That must mean all those web site I see adverts for are lying to me, and I was really looking forward to viewing them aswell.

    12. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by Chr0n0 · · Score: 1
      All children will be girls, unless a Y chromosome is added from a donor and an X is yanked.


      So in the long term, this will increase the ratio of female:male that lives?...
      1. Deploy to society.
      2. Execute for hundreds of years.
      3. ....
      4. Profit!
      Wait, I would still need to live 'till that day comes... damn....

    13. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by darkstormejd · · Score: 1

      In addition to what everyone else has already said, the only way a YY child could be born is if the mother was somehow carrying a Y chromosome, and while it's possible for a genetically male individual to be female, they're sterile. Ergo, barring deliberate genetic manipulation, it's a non-issue.

      In addition, it would not be inventing a third gender, as the X chromosome is the one that does all the work. The X is many, many times more complex than the Y - which is why there are so many sex-linked genetic disorders. If there's a problem with the X chromosome in a female, she has a backup, and such traits are seldom dominant. In a male, he's only got the one, so he suffers from fully expressed haemophilia, or whatever else he might be afflicted with. Two Y chromosomes simply lack the genetic information to promote development - you wouldn't even get a zygote, let alone a viable embryo that might develop. The YY matching would cease to be (most likely) before the first mitosis.

    14. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      LOL. I don't know why nobody bothers to google for it before they try calling it. Maybe it just looks innocuous enough... ;)

    15. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by RxScram · · Score: 1

      I did... that was sarcasm above. Poorly transmitted online, apparently.

    16. Re:Heather Has Two Mommies by VanessaE · · Score: 1
      What I would like to know is, can this technique be extended one step further? My husband and I would like to have a child some day, but there's one problem.. It's been suggested (outside of Hollywood and certain fake "art" websites) that a male can carry a fetus/baby to term and deliver by C-section. Why not a male-to-female transsexual?

      Is that technically possible? Nevermind the idea of growing and/or implanting a uterus, which is still not really practical yet, but just a "simple" abdomnal cavity serving as the womb?

  7. The Mice? by neonprimetime · · Score: 1, Funny

    As well as the safety concerns, using stem cells to create sperm also raises ethical questions.

    Has anybody thought of the mice? Aren't we playing GOD with them? Shouldn't they have a right to live and roam free and not be subject to those humans obsessed with fertilizing them? Disgusting and definitely unethical.

    1. Re:The Mice? by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Has anybody thought of the mice? Aren't we playing GOD with them? Shouldn't they have a right to live and roam free and not be subject to those humans obsessed with fertilizing them? Disgusting and definitely unethical.

      Gee, Brain, I guess I wasn't pondering what you were pondering. I was pondering more along the lines of me and Pippi Longstocking. I mean, what would the children look like? NARF!

    2. Re:The Mice? by Billkamm · · Score: 1

      Since when do rodents get "rights"?

    3. Re:The Mice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we should be eating them instead, or feeding them to our cats, or something like that. I don't think the mice would be much happier trying to get by in the real world.

    4. Re:The Mice? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      According to PETA, they not only have rights, they probably have more rights than you.

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    5. Re:The Mice? by ch-chuck · · Score: 3, Funny

      The mice are actually pan-dimensional beings cleverly performing experiments on humans, getting pregnent on artificially produced sperm to find out how humans will react, etc.

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    6. Re:The Mice? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Relax. It's not like were discussing mouse porn.

      Although I am feeling the urge to squeak a bit.

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    7. Re:The Mice? by flyingfsck · · Score: 0

      Well geez, the mice should be thankful. Never before has one species invested so much effort in curing diseases in another species. If you get cancer, you better be a mouse.

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    8. Re:The Mice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and there isn't much meat on them. They should really be doing this kind of experiment on something that can feed people even if it fails. I mean, why mice? Why not... Cows! mmmmm, meat.

    9. Re:The Mice? by Itninja · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Everbody knows that easily 'humanized' animals (i.e. cute and furry, big eyes, or perceived intelligence) get complete protection. Whereas ugly animals can just suck it. That's why everybody freaked out when they found out dolphins were being killed in tuna nets. But nobody cared that 1000's more TUNA were being killed in tuna nets. I mean, have you ever seen a tuna? They are ug-leee.

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    10. Re:The Mice? by operagost · · Score: 1

      But they taste pretty damn good!

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    11. Re:The Mice? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Not just ugly, but ugly and dumb. Dolphins can communicate, do cool tricks, etc. What can tuna do? Nothing. They're not just ugly, but boring too. However, they taste good, and there's lots of them. I don't know how dolphins taste, but there aren't that many of them to serve as a good food source.

    12. Re:The Mice? by Gno · · Score: 0

      umm white lab mice actully didn't exist in the wild and are probolly unable to. So yes we are playing god, but not with something we didn't create. Therefore I say, to all of you animal rights people, go eat a nice steaming bowl of... well you can finish it.

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    13. Re:The Mice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to all of you animal rights people, go eat a nice steaming bowl of... well you can finish it

      Vegetable Soup? All Natural, fully organic, of course.

    14. Re:The Mice? by DarthStrydre · · Score: 1

      It's quite scary actually, but I was thinking of your reference when I read the parent article... Obscure enough - but nothing really suprises me on /. anymore.

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    15. Re:The Mice? by RsG · · Score: 1

      However, the arguement that "they're intelligent, so they deserve special protection" (which I agree with BTW), doesn't really apply to anything other that cetacians and primates.

      Want to pull people's heartstrings? Show them a picture of a cute little lab rat getting electrocuted. Or a rabbit, or a guinee pig, or pretty much anything that's percieved to be cuddly.

      I'm all for protecting animals that are approaching humans in terms of intelligence. That covers dolphins, whales, chimpanzees, gorrilas and other similarly bright mammals. After all, if the only thing we have that makes us special is our brain, then it stands to reason that another living thing with a brain that is close to our own ought to have some special status. What I find irritating is the degree to which other animals are either considered important or irrelevant based on aesthetics.

      If someone beleives that all animals deserve protection, then they should be just as protective of octopi and vultures as they are of rabbits and cows. Putting aesthetics first and caring far more about animals based on appearance is hypocritical.

      The day I see a "save the lobsters" campaign is the day I'll change my views. I may not agree with someone who thinks lobsters are worth protecting, but I'll credit him as being morally consistant and impartial, both admirable traits.

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    16. Re:The Mice? by nihaopaul · · Score: 1

      i 100% agree with tuna are ugly, but then look at humans, theres a few in the government that are butt ugly, so why do they enjoy the same protection as the dolphins, i for one would vote to remove these ug-leee political figures from the gene pool, is there a darwin awards for ugly people?

    17. Re:The Mice? by Mjlner · · Score: 1
      "Has anybody thought of the mice? Aren't we playing GOD with them?"

      If you can name a deity that creates artificial sperm and inseminates animals with it, then yes. Otherwise, no.

      "Shouldn't they have a right to live and roam free and not be subject to those humans obsessed with fertilizing them? Disgusting and definitely unethical."

      Shouldn't cows, chicken, pigs, sheep etc. etc. have the right to roam free an not be subject to those humans obsessed with eating them? I don't know, really... I'm not a vegan. Perhaps you are? Then you probably think that all these animals should have these rights.
      Disgust is in the eye of the beholder, but if you claim this to be unethical then you must be against all experiments involving lab rats. Since such experiments have proven successful in the battle against cancer and other ailments, I'm not able to agree with you.

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    18. Re:The Mice? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If someone beleives that all animals deserve protection, then they should be just as protective of octopi and vultures as they are of rabbits and cows.

      What about insects? They're animals too, technically. I never hear the vegetarians saying we should save the insects. And ants are pretty smart too, as a group.

    19. Re:The Mice? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      What's more, tuna are predators. They eat smaller fish, that probably ate even smaller fish, and so on. All the poisonous shit that any of those fish ever ate is eventually going to find its way into the predators at the top of the food chain. Tuna is a great source of Persistent Organic Pollutants and heavy metals. Eat enough of the shit and when you die, your body will be officially classified as Hazardous Waste.

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    20. Re:The Mice? by TheNumberless · · Score: 1

      Did you meet one foolish overly emotional vegetarian in your life, and assume they're all the same way?

      Here is the first of many, many save the lobster sites I found. I think you'll find that the world is full of animal rights activists with well thought out, internally consistent beliefs.

    21. Re:The Mice? by RsG · · Score: 1

      Not one foolish emotional vegetarian, but rather many. Nor am I just talking veggies; I've met people who had a problem with eating beef and chicken, but not, for example, pork (I mean, huh? Pigs are the most human-like of our food animals...) Note that this person wasn't a vegetarian, merely a guilt-ridden omnivore. Similarly, I've met people who had a problem with fur, but not leather, people who claim to love animals, but are utterly disgusted by pests like rats and raccoons, etc.

      However, as I've said, I am quite willing to respect those whose beliefs are logically consistant and rational, even if I disagree with their essential ideals. Nor do I particularly care what other people choose to believe, I just can't find it in me to take them seriously if they haven't thought their outlook through. To give an example I don't have an issue with someone who's for animal rights but not a vegetarian - that person might well be working from the perspective that there's nothing wrong with eating animals, however making them suffer is bad. Similarly I could respect someone who's vocally opposed to medical testing on primates, but couldn't care less about rats, as they could be assuming that primate intelligence and their relationship to humans grants them special status.

      Note, however, that the above examples are far away from the typical PETA types. I have met veggies and animal rights folk who's beliefs I respect (many of the examples above are drawn from RL), but I've met many more who'll ask you if you can stand to watch a poor cute bunny suffer. If I had met more rational and less emotional people in that category, then I wouldn't accuse them of playing favourites based on appearance.

      I am actually surpirsed someone took the time to make a site for lobsters, and somewhat impressed. Assuming the site isn't meant to be a joke, it's an example of internally consistant morals; someone who cares more for the fact these creatures are alive than the fact they're butt ugly.

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    22. Re:The Mice? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
      Tuna is a great source of Persistent Organic Pollutants and heavy metals
      It's where we get POP and heavy metal from?
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    23. Re:The Mice? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Tuna is also food.

      Dolphin isnt.

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    24. Re:The Mice? by Itninja · · Score: 1

      What? Anything we eat is food. I personally wouldn't call a chickens' ovulation cycle discharge food, but since it's eaten by millions daily, it is.

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  8. Right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just in case someone needs offspring that "show abnormal patterns of growth and difficulty breathing"??

    1. Re:Right! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      The first few will be a bit borked it's true. Give the scientists time and they'll surely get it right eventually.

      And there are lots of jobs now that can be done with abnormal growth patterns and breathing difficulties. Really, how fit do you need to work in an office.

      If we can figure out a way to make some of them have a _much_ higher boredom threshold, we'd have a perfect society.

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  9. Cold Shiver Down The Spine by lbmouse · · Score: 1

    How many other guys out there just got a cold shiver down the spine? Screw the headache excuse, now I'm not going to get any even when my wife does want another bambino. At least my birthday still comes once a year.

    1. Re:Cold Shiver Down The Spine by jizziknight · · Score: 1
      At least my birthday still comes once a year.
      And apparently so do you. Oh!


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    2. Re:Cold Shiver Down The Spine by oni · · Score: 1

      now I'm not going to get any even when my wife does want another bambino.

      um, if your partner enjoys sex, then she'll be willing to have sex. If she doesn't enjoy sex, then guess what, that is *your* fault. If you take some time to remove some stress from her life (often as simple as cleaning the house) then run a bubble bath for her, light a few candles, burn some incense, but on some soft music, and then afterwards do oral sex on her - I promise you, she'll be more receptive.

      But you except to just jump on top of her, then of course she's gong to get "headaches"

    3. Re:Cold Shiver Down The Spine by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      ;) It was a joke... it's funny that none of the guys here in the office have sex with their wives, but there are so many rugrats at our outings. Maybe this technology was tested at my company.

    4. Re:Cold Shiver Down The Spine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some folks don't get it. Of course, my first reaction was, "you get sex on your birthday!?!" I was going to be jealous. The stars never seem to align properly for a good romp on the anniversary of my birth. Oh well, that's life.

    5. Re:Cold Shiver Down The Spine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If she doesn't enjoy sex, then guess what, that is *your* fault.
      No, I'm pretty sure it's because she's a frigid ice queen.
    6. Re:Cold Shiver Down The Spine by oni · · Score: 1

      ;) It was a joke...

      that's cool.

  10. "Difficulties with conception" by Silent+sound · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You know, with some of the recent medical advances I keep idly wondering how long it's going to be before the statement "same-sex couples can't have biological children" is no longer true. After all, there's no particular reason the stem cells used to create the artificial sperm in this procedure would have to come from a male, is there?

    1. Re:"Difficulties with conception" by NosTROLLdamus · · Score: 1, Funny

      I want same-sex couples to be able to have children by accident. We'll see how they like then.

    2. Re:"Difficulties with conception" by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      I keep idly wondering how long it's going to be before the statement "same-sex couples can't have biological children" is no longer true.

      Yes, but they'll still require a machine and scientists doing the work. The natural reproduction method is much more economical, and it's built-in :)

    3. Re:"Difficulties with conception" by LifeWithJustin · · Score: 1

      Don't forget "and it's more fun."

      I can only speak for myself about that. My girl happens to be quite the historian, but I'm still not so sure why she mentions our revolutionary fathers after sex.

      >Anyone know the answer to that??
    4. Re:"Difficulties with conception" by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      You know, with some of the recent medical advances I keep idly wondering how long it's going to be before the statement "same-sex couples can't have biological children" is no longer true.

      Well our Governor proved that you don't need a woman for a pregnancy - several years ago (http://imdb.com/title/tt0110216/).
      Now where's the artificial egg? That'll show 'em!

  11. Seems like trying to do double the work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "The hope here is to assist couples who are having difficulties with conception."

    So we take embryos, use them to create stem cells, which we coax into sperm cells. Then we use those sperm cells to fertilize couples who can't conceive? Wouldn't it be easier to just take the embryos to begin with and just implant them in the wombs?

    1. Re:Seems like trying to do double the work by Fry-kun · · Score: 1

      embryos are not the only source of stem cells.
      also, any embryos used for stem cell harvesting are usually dead already

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  12. ObPython by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1, Funny
    Given some time, eggs may also be made as well as sperm from stem cells, and homosexual male couples can also have biological children with the help of a woman to carry the fetus.
    Where's the fetus gonna gestate, in a box?
    1. Re:ObPython by IflyRC · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I guess you missed this part of his post ...with the help of a woman to carry the fetus.

    2. Re:ObPython by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something like that. It's called ectogenesis.

    3. Re:ObPython by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta.

    4. Re:ObPython by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Slashdot, who bothers to read before spouting off half-cocked?

    5. Re:ObPython by HiThere · · Score: 1

      No, ectogenesis involves an artificial womb (see Brave New World by A.Huxley). Host mother is a different concept. Dolly had a host mother, artificial wombs are still only in science fiction...but they're working towards them. (They aren't working *on* them yet that I've heard of, as they aren't quite close enough...)

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    6. Re:ObPython by captainClassLoader · · Score: 1

      What I thought I was going to see under this subject was that this simply could not be ethically correct because "...every sperm is sacred..."

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    7. Re:ObPython by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, in an artificial womb.

  13. couples don't need help conceiving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    try adoption.

    Really, isn't it just a bit morally repulsive that people spend so much money on reproduction, when there are so many children in need already.

    1. Re:couples don't need help conceiving by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Not if you look at it from the point of view of their genes.

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    2. Re:couples don't need help conceiving by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The only problem is, how many kids are actually available that people want to adopt? I've heard of so many people traveling the globe looking for adoptable children, and even then getting stuck with problem kids.

      Don't get me wrong, I was an adoptee too. But it seems like most of the kids available for adoption aren't kids that people want to raise: kids addicted to cocaine, fetal alcohol syndrome, down's syndrome, etc. Not many people want to adopt a "special needs" child. And there don't seem to be many healthy kids available; you'd think there would be, with all the teenage pregnancies and unwed mothers, but it seems that most of the time these dumb girls decide to ruin both the lives of both themselves and the babies by trying to raise the kids themselves. I'm glad my natural mother, who was all of 16 at the time, was smart enough to realize she wasn't ready for that.

    3. Re:couples don't need help conceiving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Don't get me wrong, I was an adoptee too. But it seems like most of the kids available for adoption aren't kids that people want to raise: kids addicted to cocaine, fetal alcohol syndrome, down's syndrome, etc. Not many people want to adopt a "special needs" child. And there don't seem to be many healthy kids available; you'd think there would be, with all the teenage pregnancies and unwed mothers, but it seems that most of the time these dumb girls decide to ruin both the lives of both themselves and the babies by trying to raise the kids themselves. I'm glad my natural mother, who was all of 16 at the time, was smart enough to realize she wasn't ready for that."

      I was going to do a commentary on what's wrong with humanity, but I'll just leave the above as is. If you all don't know know, then me opening my mouth isn't going to change a damn thing (that and modded something with a negative number). Good luck humanity with your future. Like one of the posts said "Screw your god, I'll do what I want.", I'll hopefully be dead before the karma attached to that comes around.

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  14. Initial gut reaction by teasea · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ummmm....

    Ew.

    1. Re:Initial gut reaction by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 1

      I second that with a...

      oh now THAT is just WRONG on SO MANY levels.

  15. Sperm Shortage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the stuff running out or something? I might be able to lend a hand.

    1. Re:Sperm Shortage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For god sakes, lend the other one!

  16. What abnormalities? by bcmm · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting to hear about what specific abnormalities they suffered from - "abnormal patterns of growth" sounds a lot like what goes wrong with many clones. I wonder if the problems are caused by similar changes in gene expression.

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    1. Re:What abnormalities? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
      "abnormal patterns of growth" sounds a lot like what goes wrong with many clones.

      I was thinking it sounds a lot like what goes wrong with "The Fly"

      Just say no to Jeff Goldblum. Think of the children.

    2. Re:What abnormalities? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny

      The main abnormality in human children conceived through this method seems to be an unhealthy obsession with cheese and a tendency to scamper.

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  17. Somebody call the Pope by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1

    Um, has the church commented on this, by any chance? Can't see them taking the news too well.

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    1. Re:Somebody call the Pope by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Not counting the church, has anyone asked a medical opinion on this? When couples can't have children, there is often a very good genetic reason for it; forcing the issue can create a significant burden on the social infrastructure down the line.

      It's not like we don't have too many people already, and need every single possible way of creating more...

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    2. Re:Somebody call the Pope by es330td · · Score: 1

      THE Church (of which I am a member) responded to this, and every other concern in the realm of human sexuality and reproduction a long time ago: New life is the result of the bond of male and female through marriage, a specific possible outcome and reward of sexual intercourse. It is the firm belief of the Church that humanity is best served in the short and long term by the bonding of one man and one woman into a mutually supportive family unit through the sacrament of marriage. Not all people are called to marry, and not all married couples are called to have children. If this turns out to be the case it is not up to man and technology to decide otherwise.

    3. Re:Somebody call the Pope by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      I am of the belief that God has gifted us with the intellect and necessary tools to create new things, as well as new ways of doing things. In my opinion, that is what is meant in Genesis where it says that we will become like God. If this, or a similar technique, is able to produce healthy offspring with a similar rate of success to the more natural method, I think it could well be argued that we were meant to come by this knowledge and to use it. Is it unnatural? Maybe. So is herding and controlled breeding of other species. So is agriculture in general. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I believe that God wishes us to better ourselves in the ways that we see fit.

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    4. Re:Somebody call the Pope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the sperm and the egg are 'alive', and human, a child if you will, then therefore they deserve the rights of life, and by that I mean, keeping them\it alive as long as possible. The only way you're going to see this happen, is if every sperm\egg is given as much support as possible to grow up and live. To not do so, would be murder.

      Further, if a married couple, with the sanction of the church and god, attempt to reproduce in line with the will of god. And continually fail to do so, when there is an alternative, in physicality or in imagination, to leaving countless troubled 'child-protential' dead, would be immoral. Your alternative is to say, 'stop attempting', rather than do what is possible to bring up a child. How does this pass for Christianity, when many troubled souls pray for guidance, over and over and feel they receive none, should they stop? Should this 'abandonment' of hope be spread throughout religions everywhere? And we all give up our search for an enlightened future because we receive little today.. I worry for a humanity lead by a church such as YOURS. Shame on you. Never abandon our children, past, present and future.

    5. Re:Somebody call the Pope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny,

      He didn't mention anything to me about that.

  18. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by Don853 · · Score: 1

    Or, maybe if a couple wants to have kids who are actually biologically their own children, they should be allowed to, regardless of which of *your morals and beliefs* you'd like to try to impress upon them?

  19. Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by scheming+daemons · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The hope here is to assist couples who are having difficulties with conception.

    With this technology, two women could generate a baby that has 23 chromosomes from each of them. Men would no longer be necessary to create a new human being that is genetically half of two different individuals.

    And since both "halves" would be providing an X chromosome and never a Y, the resulting baby would be female... every time.

    If enough women in a society opt for this form of male-unnecessary reproduction, over a few generations there will be no more males in that society.

    I can see Gloria Steinem and others of similar political persuasion creating a female-only society somewhere with this technology. An estrogen utopia.

    I, for one, welcome our Lesbian overlords.

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    1. Re:Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Except for when the technology breaks and there will be no man to fix it.

    2. Re:Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by CatsupBoy · · Score: 1
      I, for one, welcome our Lesbian overlords.
      Are you daft man?!? THEY'LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!!!
    3. Re:Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Option #1: You are a male. No, you don't want Lesbian Overlords. Not only won't you be getting any, it's not like they will let you watch.

      Option #2: You are a female

      2A: Lesbian female: You're at the top of the food chain - of course you welcome it.
      2B: Hetero Female: It's awful - the LO's have banned sex with men, and (contrary to male fantasy everywhere) you have no interest in muff diving.

      Where was I going with this?

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    4. Re:Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1
      I, for one, welcome our Lesbian overlords.

      Are you daft man?!? THEY'LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!!!

      With this technology, I won't need them anymore anyway. They just get in the way as it is.

      Just kidding! I love my balls!

      Not in THAT way...

      ...not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    5. Re:Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by njchick · · Score: 1

      I don't think sperm can be made from female stem cells, i.e. those without Y chromosomes. Without the genetical information from Y chromosomes, the cells would not know how to turn into sperm.

    6. Re:Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

      Except for when the technology breaks and there will be no man to fix it.

      That was damn funny.

    7. Re:Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. The current generation of males is so inept that they can't fix it either, so the women are already learning to do these things themselves. The upcoming generations are even worse. It's hard enough to find men these days who can even hold a job, let alone learn how to fix anything. As a male, I'm ashamed of other men in this regard.

    8. Re:Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by ahmusch · · Score: 1

      I would counter that the ratio of testosterone to estrogen -- i.e. environmental factors -- would determine how a stem cell would express itself. That's exactly what happens during gestation -- various hormone levels determine vocal pitch. All humans are conceived bisexed or hermaphroditic -- it's what the sex chromosomes do during gestation that makes the difference. http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_093.html

    9. Re:Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1
      Except for when the technology breaks and there will be no man to fix it.

      That was damn funny.

      Does anyone else see the irony in the original poster's nick?
    10. Re:Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If enough women in a society opt for this form of male-unnecessary reproduction, over a few generations there will be no more males in that society.

      And a few months after that, there will be no more females in that society either, as they will all die of starvation.

    11. Re:Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by tcphll · · Score: 1

      Think of all the un-opened jars and spiders running amok.

    12. Re:Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easily defeated. We simply put a spider on the control panel.

    13. Re:Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Not quite. All embryos have two proto-gonads, a proto-uterus and a proto-clitoris. What should happen is that in a boy, the proto-gonads develop into testicles, the proto-uterus pops right out through the vaginal opening to form the scrotum, the bollocks work their way down into the bag and the proto-clitoris grows into a penis. In a girl, everything stays in place on the inside. Either way the appropriate connecting tubes form according to what ended up where.

      There's a theory stating that other factors beside XY chromosomes can lead to false triggering of the masculinisation process {irreversible once it has started}, which certainly would explain the disparity between the numbers of male-to-female transsexuals {women born boys} and female-to-male transsexuals {men born girls}. There's another theory stating that being male is actually shit {you die sooner, have to work harder, you get blamed for all the evils of the world, have to wear boring clothes &c.}, which equally would explain the disparity.

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    14. Re:Welcome to the real-life "Amazon" by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      What were they called again? The Eloi and the Morlocks?

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  20. Ehem.... by sbenson · · Score: 1

    "There were a few problems including some of the mice showed abnormal patterns of growth"

    I for one would like to be the first to welcome our oversized rodent overlords.

    1. Re:Ehem.... by aldwin · · Score: 1

      Rodents of unsusual size? I dont believe they exist.

  21. Help With Conception?! by susano_otter · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The sperm was created from embryonic stem cells... The hope here is to assist couples who are having difficulties with conception.


    So let me get this straight: you want to help a couple make a baby... by making a baby somewhere else, destroying it, harvesting its biological material, and using that material to make another baby, which you then give to the baby-challenged couple?

    I guess the big advantages to working for the Department of Redundancy Department is, you get double funding for everything, and there's always someone else around to do your work for you. But it does seem kind of wasteful, sometimes.
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    1. Re:Help With Conception?! by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      So let me get this straight: you want to help a couple make a baby... by making a baby somewhere else, destroying it, harvesting its biological material, and using that material to make another baby, which you then give to the baby-challenged couple?

      Where did you see a 'baby' originally? We're talking about stem cells.

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    2. Re:Help With Conception?! by jizziknight · · Score: 1

      Isn't there another way to get stem cells than from an embryo? Any chance someone else can shed some more light on this?

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    3. Re:Help With Conception?! by deviantphil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was thinking the same thing. Wouldn't it make more sense to harvest ADULT stem cells from the father's body to create sperm for his offspring rather than some other already fully formed embryo?

      This way the gentic material is his and not someone else's.

      Furthermore...you then get rid of the whole embryonic stem cell debate......unless.....of course....the whole idea was to get private money to blow... *shrugs*

    4. Re:Help With Conception?! by Don853 · · Score: 1

      The sperm was created from embryonic stem cells

      Here. You could use someone else's embryo, but then it wouldn't be your baby.

    5. Re:Help With Conception?! by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Google is your friend.

      "adult stem cells" is your boon companion on the research adventure you are about to undertake.

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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    6. Re:Help With Conception?! by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Where do you suppose "embryonic stem cells" come from? (Hint: They come from an existing embryo, which is destroyed in the harvesting process.)

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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    7. Re:Help With Conception?! by larkost · · Score: 2, Informative

      While the article summary does mention "embryonic stem cells", it looks like the ones that they are actually working on are "permatogonial stem cells" which exist in adult males, and are the differentiated stem cells that eventually produce sperm. The big news here is that they convinced these cells to further differentiate into (semi) viable sperm cells outside the body.

      The whole point of this research is to allow men who have viable "permatogonial stem cells" but have something wrong further along in the process to be able to have children. They would harvest these cells from the gonads, raise them in a petri dish (or something), and then impregnate the woman with them (probably artificial insemination).

    8. Re:Help With Conception?! by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I was mostly just riffing on the superficial absurdity of getting the baby you want by destroying the baby you have, as implied in the article summary.

      I also felt compelled to comment, on account of I find the essential creepiness of breeding our own kind for the purpose of harvesting them pretty fucking hilarious.

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    9. Re:Help With Conception?! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The thing that annoys me is that they'd come up with a procedure that would cost many tens of thousands of dollars vs adopting one of the kids who is already here and needs parents, having sex, or going to a sperm bank. This much effort to add another person to a 6 billion+ population seems obscene.

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    10. Re:Help With Conception?! by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      I dunno about the "obscene" part, on account of humans having a pretty good track record of constantly figuring out how to do more with less. So I'm not really all that worried about overpopulation. But I do agree that it's pretty annoying, with all these children out there looking for homes and love, to spend so much money making another one.

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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    11. Re:Help With Conception?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the aversion to adoption is part of the biological imperative in all humans that urges us to mate and have children of our own in order to pass on our own genetics into the next generation. That is a powerful primal, Darwinian drive. People just tend to want their children to be "their" children, a combination of the traits of themselves and their chosen mate. Charity rarely trumps genetics, thus the large number of orphans who never get adopted.

  22. Female/Female Reproduction by spyrral · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Would this allow two females to produce an offspring together? Because that would be a species changing event for humanity.

    1. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by obscureownership · · Score: 1

      Not really. I can imagine this is going to scare every person naturally born with a penis into pushing for legistaltion against it. A good comparison is a nuclear bomb. If we actually use them, it would change the face of the earth, but we don't because it's wrong. Also, women still like men, as much as they don't want to admit it we still have natural urges to have sex and make babies the natural way.

    2. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >species changing event for humanity.

      You're not kidding. In just a couple of generations, humanity could be made up of only bitter lesbians satisfying their frustrated desire to bear children while ignoring basic biological facts.

      The over-demand for thick clothing and hiking boots will cause serious environmental stress!

    3. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens when the man don't like the women?

    4. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by brianerst · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It doesn't appear that the technology in question would do that (the FA talks about spermatogonial stem cells, so presumably it requires biologically male embryos).

      An interesting meta-question is what might that (female-only reproduction) do to evolution? If we don't move into directed evolution (via DNA tinkering or selective abortion), how would having only female gametes change the rate of evolution? The reason that I ask is that male gametes are created at a fantastic rate, creating trillions of possible chromosomal mutations over the lifespan of a male. Female gametes, in contrast, are created at a very deliberate pace (either early on in the development of the ovaries, or, according to some more recent research, on-demand once a month from ovarian stem cells) - far fewer opportunities to screw up the copying and create a mutation.

      Look at the one chromosome that is male-only - the Y chromosome, the most stunted, bizarrely mutated one of the bunch. Lots and lots of changes occurred on that branch, and without female evolutionary "brakes", it nearly mutated itself out of existence.

      Would female-only reproduction cause a slowdown in genetic drift and mutation? Combined with the technological ability to modify our environment to minimize evolutionary pressures, this could keep humanity percolating at the homo sapiens sapiens level for a long time. An interesting point to ponder...

    5. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, it sounds like this could be a really good thing for humans, by stopping evolution cold and keeping mutations out. The problem with evolution is that it's actually a bad thing for humans, because while we still have mutations and such, we no longer use natural selection to weed out the bad mutations. Instead of just allowing sick people to die, we save them with medicine, and they reproduce, making more people with serious genetic diseases.

    6. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens when the man don't like the women?

      Alcohol.

    7. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ........for humanity, and Evolution!!! (Invoke flamewar now)

      This makes me wonder what are position is, in the timeline evolution, when we can 'rewrite' some of the rules regarding propogation of the species. I recall certain amphibians that are asexual and can change sex according to environmental necessity. This is from memory, no sources looked up, I may be wrong, though I think I'm in the right area ...

      I also wonder if and when this truely comes to fruition for the human species, will the last hurdles for anyone rearing a child be only that of disease, societal, economic, and cultural differences?

      Will how an individual was concieved become irrelevant? Should the word grown be used instead of concieved?

    8. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      An interesting meta-question is what might that (female-only reproduction) do to evolution?

      I asked a PhD in mathematics about dividing by zero, and he told me it was infinity (he's often wrong :), and I assume I'm still correct and said it was undefined.

    9. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by johansalk · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't. Most females prefer cock.

    10. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      This hasn't stopped evolution. It's just that the selection criteria have changed.

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    11. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by master_p · · Score: 1

      I guess Star Trek was wrong then. Imagine the USS Enterprise with a female-only crew...I wonder how TNG would be if such was the case; there would be few romances, after all, and many episodes would not be possible.

      Picard: how long before we rendezvous with the ambassador of Celtius III?

      Data: 3 hours 4 minutes and 7 seconds, Ma'am.

      Picard: I am off to make my hair...number one, you have the helm.

      Riker: yes Ma'am.

      La Forge: Will, do you like my new glasses? I picked them up from DS5.

      Riker: they are fine, my dear...are they original?

      La Forge: certainly yes...I was in the beauty shop when I saw them on a girl and I really loved them.

      Data: your glasses remind me of a case on Rhama IV, where they offer the same glasses with a same color skirt for half the price. And another time when...

      Riker: fine Data, we get the point.

      Worf: your glasses match my nails' color perfectly.

      In the meantime, a Romulan warbird approaches. The Enterprise detects weapons fully loaded. Picard enters the bridge.

      Picard: all crew members, red alert...take battlestations.

      Engineering: we can't right now sir, we are in the middle of watching Big Brother 7851 and this guy Sue is about to...

      Picard: damn you Barclay, I told you to quit watching those low level programs! BATTLE STATIONS NOW!

      Barclay: yes Ma'am, right away Ma'am...

      After a few minutes of intense firing from both sides...

      Riker: Ma'am, our forward phaser banks are completely disabled.

      Picard: send a repair crew down the Jefferies Tube 9090 to rewire the main photon bus to the phaser banks.

      Riker: Ms Helen, prepare to go down the Jefferies Tube 9090 to rewire the photon bus to the forward phaser banks.

      Helen: can't right now Ma'am...you see I have just ironed this shirt and I really would be glad if someone else went down there.

      Riker: ok, Ms Jane prepare for Jefferies Tube 9090 to rew...

      Jane: em...Ma'am...I do not think I can do that right now as I am breastfeeding little Kim down here.

      Riker: oh well. It does not matter. The Enterprise is doomed anyway. Too bad we had painted it with very nice pink colour from the outside.

    12. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by overbaud · · Score: 1

      I saw a move like that once... i don't know about the offsrping but the trying looked fun...

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    13. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Would this allow two females to produce an offspring together? Because that would be a species changing event for humanity.

      Not unless the earth was populated by rich lesbians, or significant numbers of families had some Y chromosome genetic disease they wished to avoid, or some disease wiped out / emasculated all the men. As it stands, even if this tech were available, it might allow a handful of babies to born this way, but the chances are that those offspring would revert to the good old fashioned way of conceiving in the course of time.

    14. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by DrFalkyn · · Score: 1

      Well Adolf I hope you refuse antibiotics the next time you get a infection. Afterall lacking resistance to a disease counts is as a much a 'genetic defect' as much as anything else. Actually, you should probably refuse a good chunk of medical treatment almost all ailments have some genetic component.

    15. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by CptPicard · · Score: 1

      Whoah, a blast from the past. Been there, done that, it looked ugly. Being one of those people who you would probably rather see being left to die instead of polluting the gene pool, I feel compelled to answer, as I increasingly see the same guys who would have been singing the praises of the T-4 programme in the 30s pushing the same agenda these days through economics...

      Evolution hasn't stopped, it's just that evolutionary pressures are different, as we no longer live in caves. Advances in medicine are perfectly natural, and there is nothing unnatural in making use of them. Medically correctable problems simply become irrelevant, allowing the individual to contribute whatever skills he has, as he is no longer held back. Likewise, in the eugenics circles much-maligned "empathy" characteristic of humanity is actually one of our major survival strategies as a species. The Third Reich, for example, didn't last long.

      One of the greatest examples of human arrogance has been the fantasy that Mother Nature somehow requires our meddling in things -- in particular, meddling that seems to advance a certain agenda by artificially favouring certain traits and arbitrarily suppressing others. The dysfunctionality of some dog breeds is a great example of what this can lead to.

      That said, I personally have chosen not to have biological children (if the opportunity presents itself) as I don't want to inflict my illness on my offspring. It is manageable and I personally am living a decently good life, I am not arrogant enough to assume that someone else would be able to pull off the same stunt. This admission still doesn't make me like the idea of an individual being simply subjected to utilitarian statistics and being told that he is living a "life unworthy of life"...

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    16. Re:Female/Female Reproduction by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I never said sick people should be left to die, as some other posters here seem to have concluded with their eugenics and "Adolf" references, I just pointed out that this is the way it is now, and that it has certain effects. I haven't made any value judgments, except that stopping the propagation of new mutations might be a helpful thing.

      Anyway, Godwin's Law says I win.

  23. republican outcry in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3....2.....1....

  24. Money Talks, God + Common Sense Walk by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why can't more rich, self-absorbed and childless yuppies want to go to Mars? Then maybe our space program would get that much needed shot in the arm...

    Damn.

  25. How do you get the embryo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm, If you need an embryo in the first place, what's the point?

  26. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What of natural multiple-birth pregnancies? Does your god just hate those "lower mammals?" Please.

    You and everyone else trying to enforce their own religious beliefs on the rest of the world are the ones who really don't need to be procreating. No public good has ever come out of religious debate, EVER, but funnily enough most of the world's problems have.

  27. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the fact that god has said NO to a couple should be taken as an extremely stong hint that it just shouldn't be done.

    He didn't say "no", he said "try harder." You'd know God's "no" if you saw it, it doesn't look like what you're seeing. There's more flaming corpses.

  28. i for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our new sperm overlords

  29. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by LnxAddct · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Screw your god, I'll do what I want.
    Regards,
    Steve

  30. They don't need us by oni · · Score: 2, Funny

    they're working diligantly on not needing us anymore.

    They don't need us and the human species will be better off without us. We (males) are just too aggressive and violent.

    Of course, the reason males are aggressive is the same as the reason that male peacocks have such enormous plumes. You don't think that male peacocks actually *want* to have those ridiculous tales do you? Oh no. The reason they have those tales is that female peacocks like it that way. The same sort of thing happens with humans. Men who are violent and aggressive are rewarded by being able to pass on their genes. The trait of aggression is selected for (by women) and so it becomes more common. The trait that is selected against becomes less common. If women didn't like males that way, they could breed it out of the gene pool in just one or two generations.

    1. Re:They don't need us by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 4, Informative

      I hate to have to tell you this, but girls aren't passing you up because you're not aggressive or violent enough, it's because you're ugly, boring, or both. Sorry. If it makes you feel better, I'm right there with you.

    2. Re:They don't need us by Don853 · · Score: 1

      You solved your own problem. You'd be a lot less boring if you were aggressive and violent.

    3. Re:They don't need us by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, I disagree. While there certainly are some intelligent women out there who choose men based on criteria more useful in modern society, such as being able to hold a job, there are many, many women out there who just can't live without a guy that acts like an asshole, and frequently treats her poorly and/or beats her. These women just aren't smart enough to recognize the pattern and stop looking for the same kind of guy. Then these women have kids, raise their kids in that environment, and the vicious cycle repeats itself another generation.

      My wife made this mistake with one guy when she was about 20, but it only lasted for a few months. After that, she recognized the problem, and never got involved with assholes again.

      The fact of the matter is that there's a lot of women out there with poor self-esteem, and there's a lot of asshole guys out there who gravitate towards those women and get involved with them. Guys like that have little trouble finding women to accept them, much like con-men who know how to pick out their victims. These probably aren't the kind of women you'd want to spend time with, but they're still capable of reproducing.

    4. Re:They don't need us by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1
      My wife made this mistake with one guy when she was about 20, but it only lasted for a few months. After that, she recognized the problem, and never got involved with assholes again.

      Hmmmm..... that's what she told YOU anyway......

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      "I have as much authority as the pope, I just
      don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin

    5. Re:They don't need us by oni · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      girls aren't passing you up

      sure sure, change the subject so that it's all about me - even though you don't know anything about me.

      For your information, I was paraphrasing Richard Dawkins, who happens to be an eminent scientist -perhaps THE world authority on evolution. I'm pretty sure he knows what he's talking about. I actually got his example slightly incorrect though. The example he used was not peacocks, it was widow birds. They have, he says, such long tails for one reason and one reason only, because females like it. Here is the book I got this from:

      http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0393315703/002-69 24972-0945613?v=glance&n=283155

      Read it yourself. Educate yourself on the topic before you try to debate it. His other book, The Selfish Gene is excellent too.

    6. Re:They don't need us by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1
      For your information, I was paraphrasing Richard Dawkins, who happens to be an eminent scientist -perhaps THE world authority on evolution. I'm pretty sure he knows what he's talking about. I actually got his example slightly incorrect though. The example he used was not peacocks, it was widow birds. They have, he says, such long tails for one reason and one reason only, because females like it. Here is the book I got this from:

      If that were true, most human males would have 10-inch penises.

      Unless, of course, size really DOESN'T matter...

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      "I have as much authority as the pope, I just
      don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin

    7. Re:They don't need us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to appreciate the fact that women are multi dimensional. Your premise would be true if it were up to men.

    8. Re:They don't need us by bobblekabobble · · Score: 1

      nah, men don't walk around all day with their penises exposed. Its still possible to be an aggressive, violent asshole with a tiny penis.

    9. Re:They don't need us by SdnSeraphim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The fact of the matter is that there's a lot of women out there with poor self-esteem".

      This can't be emphasize enough. Often the most beautiful women (both outside and inside) are the ones that have problems. Some think they can overcome it by becoming sluts. Others just don't date, or date men that know how to exploit poor self-esteem.

      I see this in my own (extended) family. My wife's cousin, 20 years old, very beautiful, blond, sweet and loving, has a hard time dating. Two of her recent boyfriends have either been extremely needy and dishonest or been somewhat aggresive and helped her to make poor choices for her life. I just can't understand it. I just assumed beautiful people had it made. It turns out that even beautiful people can have self-image problems.

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      It is dangerous to be right on a subject on which the established authorities are wrong. - Voltaire
    10. Re:They don't need us by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      It's just that having a violent and agressive guy is MORE important than a 10 a huge unit.

    11. Re:They don't need us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes worse self-image problems, as they're complimented their entire life on looks and looks alone, so they have no self esteem outside of self image.

    12. Re:They don't need us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It matters, and believe me, there's a darn good reason why males DON'T have 10" penises. That's like watermelon-sized breasts - way, way too much of a good thing, and gets in the way of normal function.

    13. Re:They don't need us by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First....

      In the 1950's hamburgers were a fraction of their current size, and most people were in the 5' range. 6' was considered tall back then. They slept in these "full" and "double" beds- king size was unneeded and queen size was enormous (my bedroom -built in the 1950's is built for a queen size in the master bedroom).

      And both men *and* women have gotten much bigger over the last 100 years. A lot of "knights" armor and castles were clearly made for very small, short people. And then their are pigmies and other groups of people who are still naturally small (a lot of asians are still very petite).

      Even at our current large size, anything over 8" requires that you take extra time and go slow until the lady warms up. An 8x6 is a monster of a piece that puts you in the top 1 to 2% of the population.

      So for -most- women, having a 10 inch piece would be counter-selective at this time since it is too much. In the very recent past, even more so when most women were about 5' tall or less.

      Secondly-- it only counts if a baby results in terms of selection.

      Thirdly There are many other more visable things that matter too. Do you have hair, does your mouth stink, do you have black teeth, do you stink, do you have blackheads all over your nose, then ... are you good looking in general, are you funny, sexy, confident, reliable, can you dance, are you good at other aspects of sex (oral, mental, tantric). On top of that, to some women these matter a lot more than size.

      So pecker size is just a small piece of the puzzle. I would guess that a huge majority of straight and bi women want to do a guy with a big piece one time in their life as a checkmark.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    14. Re:They don't need us by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      "They don't need us and the human species will be better off without us. We (males) are just too aggressive and violent."

      you never met my sister . She's a lot more violent than me.
      I think both men and women are violent in nature , they just get away with it better .

    15. Re:They don't need us by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      I would guess that a huge majority of straight and bi women want to do a guy with a big piece one time in their life as a checkmark.

      As numerous women have explained it to me, pretty much anything under 5" just isn't worth the effort of repeatedly faking orgasms, while monster johnsons over 9" tend to bang into the cervix (painfully) when the fucking starts getting nice and physical. But 8"....most women seem to think that's a great size, and a vast improvement over a measly 6".

      The majority of men, in case you didn't know, are around 6" or so in length. Which is why women lie so much about size not counting. And thicker...well, thicker is ALWAYS better....

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    16. Re:They don't need us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange new world indeed! Where I live, in a traditional south american country, virgin brides are still a MUST, otherwise the woman is doomed to being a single mommy with a litter of criminals! You folks have become an effeminized society and don't even realize it!

    17. Re:They don't need us by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Yea, most men are 6x5 so they are a about 1.6" diameter. An 8x6 is about 1.9" diameter. I'm told anything over 6.5 circumferance (just over 2" diameter) starts to be intimidating/unpleasant. Clearly a baby head size piece would not be popular but I'll assume you meant thicker within normal human limits. B)

      I'm just barely under a 7x6 now so no adult movie career for me. :) And that's actually up 1/2" in both directions from my longterm base through "jelqing" and "horse" presses that I stumbled across on the internet a few years back so it is possible to safely mildly enhance your size and thickness without surgery.

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    18. Re:They don't need us by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      A lot of american men realize it- that is why they are not marrying american women like they used to.*

      Whether they are nice or a bitch, at a fundamental level american women are taught early on that they do not need men and it comes through in just about everything they do or say. And they currently have the legal advantage over salaried men (but usually not "consultant" types) when it comes to breakups. It's not uncommon for them to get the kids, the house (with their new boyfriend), childsupport and alimony. Only in the last 2 years have I started seeing the pendulum swing the other way in favor of the men and it has *barely* moved so far. At least it stopped getting worse- so I guess that is something.

      * some argue women are "too easy" so there is no reason for the men to marry them. This is a valid point if one presumes historically men had no way to get laid until they got married. I think this is a false point since brothels have existed forever. Men marry women who they connect with emotionally, who they feel safe with, and who they find sexually attractive. "Free" sex is not enough when you consider you may be paying $18,000 in alimony a year for the "free" sex for the rest of your life plus losing half of everything you own plus getting destroyed emotionally losing your kids except 4 days a month. Now that men are better informed of the options they are deciding not to participate. But the "easy" women probably do contribute some- just not as much as the "rules" lady asserts.

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  31. If god doesn't want you to wear clothes... by MarkByers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then don't. Clothes turn people into lower mamals. Though we don't have the insight right now, I bet in 50 years, we'll figured out why God didn't want you to wear clothes. All life exists for us to look at, and in some species will havve fur, or occasionally produce a viable hairy offsprring. Given life's penchant for procreation, the fact that god has said NO to people wearing clothes should be taken as an extremely stong hint that it just shouldn't be done.

    Become nudist. There are tons of guys waiting for women who actually want to show off their body.

    Just because we can, doesn't mean its right. Or smart.

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    I'll probably be modded down for this...
  32. I don't see the use by helicologic · · Score: 5, Funny
    [...] The sperm was created from embryonic stem cells and implanted into female mice. [...] The hope here is to assist couples who are having difficulties with conception.

    How many couples really want to conceive a mouse, anyway?
    1. Re:I don't see the use by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1
      How many couples really want to conceive a mouse, anyway?

      Havent you seen Stuart Little? (too lazy to include a link to imdb.com)

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      "I have as much authority as the pope, I just
      don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin

    2. Re:I don't see the use by mmortal03 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, when I read the title, I thought that a story had broke that some company was producing computer mice made out of artificial sperm...and so, immediately, I jerked my hand off and away! (no pun intended)

  33. so... by panchoguayaba · · Score: 1

    I for once welcome our new artificial sperm produced mice overlords

  34. ObSimpsons by sharkey · · Score: 1
    Scientist 1: Pleasing taste, some monsterism.


    Sorry, that wasn't very... I'm just sorry.
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  35. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by bsartist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If God didn't want you to have kids, this procedure wouldn't work. I always get a kick out of people who claim that God is all-powerful, and in the next breath claim that scientists are doing something that's against His will. They never seem to understand the inherent contradiction in those two statements...

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  36. When this works for humans.. by basilpronoun · · Score: 1

    it will mean that if your father can't have children then neither can you :-)

    1. Re:When this works for humans.. by Hannah+E.+Davis · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily, because if scientists are involved, there's the possibility of either carefully selecting sperm that lacks whatever defect the father might have or outright modifying it. This might actually be a good way to reduce the incidence of infertility in the population by fixing defects rather than letting mostly infertile fathers conceive through dumb luck. I'm not sure if making us all more fertile is a good thing, but it's interesting to consider.

  37. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by NosTROLLdamus · · Score: 0

    An infertile couple having a biological child is like a bald man wearing a toupee. Not similar inasmuch as the result, but synonymic in intent.

  38. No. by Silent+sound · · Score: 5, Informative
    If you'll read the article, you'll see (emphasis mine):

    "If we understand this we can treat infertility in men."

    In the future, men with fertility problems might be able to have their own stem cells harvested using a simple testicular biopsy, matured in the lab and then transplanted back.
    They are using embryonic stem cells because of the benefits that embryonic stem cells offer over other stem cells when doing research. It is clear that once they can get the procedure working with embryonic stem cells in mice, the next step will be to get it working with non-embryonic stem cells.
    1. Re:No. by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

      their own stem cells harvested using a simple testicular biopsy

      Sounds like that statement was made by someone who doesn't have any testicles. Testicular biopsy!!! Ouch!

    2. Re:No. by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I just don't think I want a child so badly that I'd allow someone to carve out a chunk of my testicle.

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  39. Your genes aren't that special! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, what makes all of these people who can't conceive a child normally think that their genes are so worth preserving that they'll go to outrageous lengths to produce a child: from artificial insemination to donor eggs, to hired wombs and now artificial sperm.

    As more of these non-breeders manage to breed, they pass on the genes that make it difficult to conceive, resulting in an escalating war against infertility that, while lucrative for the medical industry, is ultimately detrimental to our species as a whole.

    Adopt a kid, for chrissakes. Your nuturing is far more valuable than your DNA.

  40. finally, salvation for the spermless! by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    Since congress has no balls, this research may just save us all...oh wait, its a kind of stem cell research? Never mind. We are doomed.

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    1. Re:finally, salvation for the spermless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick! Someone distract them with something useless like a "Steroids in Baseball Hearing" or "Ban Online Gambling" bill!

  41. The real question. . . by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    does it still taste salty?

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  42. difficulties with conception? by treeves · · Score: 1

    What, like getting a vasectomy, changing your mind, and then finding out it's irreversible?

    It seems more likely this is an attempt to render men unnecessary - like that's working out so well now.

    Any idea on what is single most significant factor in determining the likelihood of a child ending up in prison?

    That's right: whether or not the child had a father around.

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    1. Re:difficulties with conception? by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1
      Any idea on what is single most significant factor in determining the likelihood of a child ending up in prison?

      That's right: whether or not the child had a father around.

      Actually.. the single most significatn factor in determining the likelihood of a child ending up in prison is whether the child is male or not.

      More that 3/4 of our prison population is male. Eliminating males is a definite, if not desireable, way of reducing crime drastically.

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    2. Re:difficulties with conception? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Any idea on what is single most significant factor in determining the likelihood of a child ending up in prison?

      That's right: whether or not the child had a father around.


      I imagine this is even more affected by whether the child is male or female. I don't have any statistics handy, but I'll bet the absence of a father doesn't negatively affect girls nearly as much as boys. And if a girl had two mothers (because a single mother's job will keep her away too much), that would probably be a good substitute for a father.

      Guys, we're becoming obsolete fast. But we probably had it coming.

    3. Re:difficulties with conception? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      That's right: whether or not the child had a father around.

      Moron. Can we say "hidden variable"? For example, perhaps not having another adult supporting the family results in greater poverty, thus placing the child in an environment where they're more like to turn to crime.

      But to say "not having a father" == criminal? That's flat our assinine, and I, as a child raised by a single mother, take *great* exception to it.

    4. Re:difficulties with conception? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's flat our assinine, and I, as a child raised by a single mother, take *great* exception to it.

      You would. Criminal.

    5. Re:difficulties with conception? by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      Apparantly she didn't teach you the ability to distinguish between the statement of the parent article, single most significant factor, and the statement you turned it into, "not having a father" == criminal, so that you could then take *great* exception.

    6. Re:difficulties with conception? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Except that given two individuals who have commited the same crime, a male is dramatically more likely to recieve a harsher sentence. So, no, it would not eliminate crime, it would just eliminate sentencing.

    7. Re:difficulties with conception? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Do you have a source?

      Just curious as to where the rankings fall for:
      Being poor
      Being black (ahem, excuse me, African American)
      Being male
      Being of sub-average intellegence

      As for getting rid of males...well, let's just say that there is a value added to useful humans, regardless of whether they're cranking out little swimmers.

      There are lots of various maladies which affect male sperm production and viability. I mean, what if you had your balls cut off in an accident (God would see through it, of course)? Not that it's necessarily a positive thing to be adding more defective genes to the pool.

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    8. Re:difficulties with conception? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      No, my point is that what you list as a 'factor' is, in all probability, not actually the true factor. And without truly understanding root causes, it becomes impossible to actually understand and formulate solutions for the underlying problem. For example, if the issue is one of poverty, that effect can be reduced by assisting the poor. But to just say "father == greater chance of criminality" massively oversimplifies, turning it into a hollow soundbite.

      This is not unlike saying being black makes you more likely to get arrested. There's a correlation, yes, but it doesn't prove causality, and provides insufficient insight into the *actual* issues.

      But, hey, who needs insight when one can just say "all kids need a father!" and feel all warm and cozy inside.

    9. Re:difficulties with conception? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "but I'll bet the absence of a father doesn't negatively affect girls nearly as much as boys."
      That depends. Girls tend to get their self esteem from the relation they have with their father and by the relationship between their father and mother.. Women that are abused or do not have a father in the home are much more likely to get into abusive relationships.
      It seems that over all that men learn how they should treat women from their father and women learn how they should expect to be treated by their father.
      Of course every person is different.

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    10. Re:difficulties with conception? by treeves · · Score: 1

      But to say "not having a father" == criminal?
      As someone else pointed out, that's not what I said, but I'm sorry if you took offense nonetheless. Just the same, it doesn't justify name-calling.
      When I say "single most significant factor", I mean that an Analysis of Variance (ANOVA) shows that it more significant statistically, than poverty, race, education or any of the other factors examined, i.e. those "hidden variables" that you mention are considered. I didn't say anything about causation either. Of course, children can overcome poor or non-existent parenting, but it's an added burden that makes it less likely, not impossible, just less likely.
      Likewise, children of parents who do everything right can turn out poorly, but it's less likely - and yes, I did read Freakonomics and I have some disagreements with the author's methods and conclusions, though the book did have its interesting and entertaining parts.

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    11. Re:difficulties with conception? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But we probably had it coming.

      Or not!

    12. Re:difficulties with conception? by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      just imagine the savings if you need fewer prisons!

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  43. "Glory Season" by StefanJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This was the set-up for David Brin's novel Glory Season: The vast majority of the population of an isolated colony world were female, and most of those were clones of various ancestral mothers.

    A few men were kept around to provide sperm for modification; there was also a small minority population of non-clone women produced the old fashioned way.

    The protagonist was a young "mixed" woman trying to move up in the world.

    1. Re:"Glory Season" by david.given · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This was the set-up for David Brin's novel Glory Season: The vast majority of the population of an isolated colony world were female, and most of those were clones of various ancestral mothers.

      A good book (although the Conway's Game of Life obsession did strike me as rather odd).

      Another good book is Lois McMaster Bujold's Ethan of Athos, which turns the scenario on its head: her colony world is inhabited solely by men. They use technological alternatives ('uterine replicators') to in utero gestation. They used cloned female ovarine tissue to produce eggs, which then got fertilised in the normal way; the plot focuses around the fact that they're basically running out, and the lead character needs to head out into the galaxy to try and find more. He's really not looking forward to meeting women.

      Here in the real world, research is ongoing towards stimulating stem cells into producing eggs; so it ought to be, quite soon, entirely possible for a child to be born with two fathers and no mother. (Although I do find myself wondering about what the absence of sex-linked genes would do.)

    2. Re:"Glory Season" by RevWhite · · Score: 1

      (Although I do find myself wondering about what the absence of sex-linked genes would do.)

      Why, Slashdot posters, of course!

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  44. This will be the death of... by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1
    NASCAR
    The Super Bowl
    Bowling Alleys
    Fart Jokes
    Fantasy Baseball

    Not to mention the drastic reduction in demand for the four "P's":

    Porn
    Poker
    Prostitution
    Power Tools

    Also, the third Sunday in June would henceforth become "My Other Mother's Day".

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    1. Re:This will be the death of... by NosTROLLdamus · · Score: 0

      Now I'm all for it!

    2. Re:This will be the death of... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      NASCAR
      The Super Bowl
      Bowling Alleys
      Fart Jokes
      Fantasy Baseball


      Good riddance, especially to the spectator sports crap.

      Porn
      Poker
      Prostitution
      Power Tools


      The loss of the porn industry would actually be a severe blow to women. Where else are airheaded bimbos supposed to get a job? Think of all the women that would be out of work, living under bridges, if it weren't for pornography.

    3. Re:This will be the death of... by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Power tools? Eh...Your kidding right? Ohhhh... You meant like drills and saws. Never mind.

    4. Re:This will be the death of... by Alicat1194 · · Score: 1
      Not to mention the drastic reduction in demand for the four "P's":

      Porn
      Poker
      Prostitution
      Power Tools

      I don't know about that, I enjoy at least 3 of those 4 on a regular basis :)

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    5. Re:This will be the death of... by GnomeChompsky · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, us dykes will keep at least 3 of those P's alive....

  45. What use is this? by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are all the computer companies having trouble keeping up with the demand for new mice? Seems like a damned inefficient way to manufacture 'em if you ask me.

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  46. The bill of small furry mammal rights? by RingDev · · Score: 1

    You have the right to be eaten, to taste good, and to be fried in a fine vinaigrette oil.

    -PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.)

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    1. Re:The bill of small furry mammal rights? by FLEB · · Score: 1

      And yet I, as a human, don't!

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    2. Re:The bill of small furry mammal rights? by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      mod parent UP

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  47. OK, I'll be the party pooper here by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm not convinced that 'helping infertile couples have children' is the ultimate rationale - is everyone ENTITLED to have children?

    I mean, is it so far fetched to believe that several million years of trial and error have produced a system of conception that is fairly fault-tolerant but will self-abort if a certain minimum level of viability is not achieved? And that short-circuiting this might not be in anyone's best interest - the parents', the child's, society's?

    So then we come in with near-godlike medical technology, and FORCE certain sets of gametes together which would otherwise fail? Am I the only one that has a moral problem with that?

    Personally, I'm a HUGE fan of the 'conventional' method of fertilization; if it works, great. If it doesn't, maybe there's a very good reason it doesn't.

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    1. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by collectivescott · · Score: 1

      In addition, when a couple cannot have children of their own, there are plenty of unwanted children available for adoption.

      Furthermore, how much do you want to bet that children produced this way will have difficulty conceiving themselves someday?

      Not to mention the fact that we already have enough children with breathing problems...

    2. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by KingEomer · · Score: 1

      There's some pretty bad reasons it doesn't. Like, say, getting nailed in the nuts a tad too many times while playing soccer.

    3. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by Jester998 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Ever hear of 'survival of the fittest'?

      If someone is retarded enough to play a 'sport', repeatedly get kicked in the gonads (but keeps playing), then complain when he can't procreate, maybe it's a good thing he can't reproduce.

    4. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [I]s everyone ENTITLED to have children?



      Is anyone entitled to tell anyone else NOT to???

    5. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'm a HUGE fan of the 'conventional' method of fertilization

      yeah, I'm a pretty big fan of it myself. ;-)

    6. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Personally, I'm a HUGE fan of the 'conventional' method of fertilization"

      If those pictures that I saw on the internet really were of you, I think you're exaggerating just a -little- bit...

    7. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by KingEomer · · Score: 1

      Ever hear of survival of the fittest? If someone is weak enough to not be able to see without glasses to the point where he can't hunt for his food and starves, maybe it's a good thing he doesn't reproduce. This is such a bullshit argument. Part of what makes us human is our ability to use technology to overcome our limitations. If we go and throw that away for "survival of the fittest", then we are throwing away many potential great minds, etc. I'm sure a good portion of the people who have made scientific advances in our socieity would not have survived in a hunter-gatherer society. What about geeks who got beat-up on the play-ground by bullies? I've seen people get kicked repeated in the testicles during such episodes. Should they not reproduce solely becayse they are too docile to fight back/too weak? Oh, and incidently, I don't know if I'm infertile; I've never tried to reproduce. I'm not at the point in my life.

    8. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by KingEomer · · Score: 1

      Grrr. I forgot that /. doesn't autoformat by default. This should be more clear:

      Ever hear of survival of the fittest? If someone is weak enough to not be able to see without glasses to the point where he can't hunt for his food and starves, maybe it's a good thing he doesn't reproduce.

      This is such a bullshit argument. Part of what makes us human is our ability to use technology to overcome our limitations. If we go and throw that away for "survival of the fittest", then we are throwing away many potential great minds, etc. I'm sure a good portion of the people who have made scientific advances in our socieity would not have survived in a hunter-gatherer society. What about geeks who got beat-up on the play-ground by bullies? I've seen people get kicked repeated in the testicles during such episodes. Should they not reproduce solely becayse they are too docile to fight back/too weak?

      Oh, and incidently, I don't know if I'm infertile; I've never tried to reproduce. I'm not at the point in my life.

    9. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by blahtree · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People are having kids later than they used to, often because women have their careers to consider, which wasn't an issue in the past.

      So, either you create a society where women can have kids young and still lead a fulfilling life (i.e. do what they want to do, either work or not) OR you create the technology to allow a higher percentage of women to have kids when they're older.

    10. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by doublem · · Score: 1

      Nature itself perhaps...

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    11. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by turgid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not convinced that 'helping infertile couples have children' is the ultimate rationale - is everyone ENTITLED to have children?

      Some people are random and prolific producers of offspring while others can't produce a single child while trying purposefully for years.

      Who are you to make a moral judgement on who should not be helped?

    12. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      is everyone ENTITLED to have children?

      Absolutely not. Ask anybody here on slashdot :)

      But seriously, if this technology would to be taken seriously, it would be best to take the reproductive material from a generation or so _before_ the current one.

      People live longer than they ever have in recorded history. We could pick the ones that have long, healthy, productive lives (already with big bank accounts to boot) by simply picking from that population.

      Being that it is new knowledge that smarter humans develop more slowly and that they typically reproduce less...

      Wow, where does this stop? If we could just later in life pick and choose what kind of offspring we wanted, what would we choose?

      Surely, nobody would pick any of the most necessary jobs like a trash person, so who would do that?

    13. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by vertinox · · Score: 1

      I'm not convinced that 'helping infertile couples have children' is the ultimate rationale - is everyone ENTITLED to have children?

      Well to be fair... No human should be reproducing.

      However, my rubber band and sharp scissors idea hasn't gone over too well.

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    14. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1
      So, either you create a society where women can have kids young and still lead a fulfilling life (i.e. do what they want to do, either work or not) OR you create the technology to allow a higher percentage of women to have kids when they're older.

      You mean technology like adoption?

    15. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by ivoras · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Who are you to make a moral judgement on who should not be helped?

      That is NOT a moral judgement, it's common sense (or if you'd prefer - impersonally technical). No conception -> something's biologically wrong, possibly something with body plan/genetics -> even if conception is forced, there's a nonignorable chance that the children will have the same problem. Do YOU want to inflict that problems upon the children?

      It's not strictly related to TFA, but these days, it's hard to tell if corrective medicine is actually helping "us" in the long term. In ages past, children who were not tough enough would simply die and, while grieving, nobody thought it "wrong". Now, such technically less viable children can be saved, but for who's good? Its or its parents? It sounds eugenical, but it's true that it makes the rich/medically advanced societies less resistant in the long term.

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    16. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stupid liberal retard

    17. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by njh · · Score: 1

      One subtle problem with this is that increasing the opportunity for couples to have children later so they can work will lead to a form of inflation where it makes it harder for others to have children earlier, because people who have kids late and get lots of money when they are younger will make houses more expensive, and make it harder to get into areas with good schools.

      This has already happened with two income families - when my dad was my age a single income was enough to buy a house and start a family. Nowadays, this isn't enough, and lots of middle class families are going broke despite having two jobs. (This is called the two-income inflation trap I think)

    18. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by informer · · Score: 1

      Surely, nobody would pick any of the most necessary jobs like a trash person, so who would do that?

      Of course somebody would pick 'trash person' - the government or some similar organisation who exists to manage our trash problems would create those types of persons.

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    19. Re:OK, I'll be the party pooper here by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      No conception -> something's biologically wrong

      So the fuck what? We're human; we route around the imperfections of our nature. It's called 'adaption', and we're the undisputed masters of of that little trick, care of our brains. I, for one, don't pine for a world where asthmatics, or people allergic to bee stings, or those who have bad teeth are left to die - and fuck 'em - because there's something "biologically wrong" with them. Thanks, but I'll pass on that sort of sick dystopia.

      Do YOU want to inflict that problems upon the children?

      The point is, in a remotely free society YOU don't get to make that choice for anyone else. Unless you're advocating a new form of slavery based on some set of arbitrary 'breeding standards', you'll just have to suck it up and deal with it.

      but these days, it's hard to tell if corrective medicine is actually helping "us" in the long term.

      Great. The next time you get a cavity forget the dentist; just let nature run its course and hope the rotting tooth doesn't give you blood poisoning. Hey, if you aren't strong enough to avoid that fate then something must be wrong with you....

      but it's true that it makes the rich/medically advanced societies less resistant in the long term.

      You assume that despite the vast evidence to the contrary leading right up to this moment in time, for some arcane and unknowable reason technology is suddenly going to stop RIGHT HERE and never advance significantly again. Whatever problems we have, or inflict on ourselves, will be with us forever because nothing will change in any significant way.

      Science and technology continue to advance along an asymptotic curve. That's a simple fact. Any problems we have with 'less resistance', whatever that is supposed to mean, will be dealt with so long as civilization doesn't violently implode or turn into a hellish, dictatorial stable-state that would stupify the imagination of even the likes of Orwell. And in that case you (and everyone else) will have much larger worries than whether or not your little Johnnie is in some fashion defective because 'nature wasn't allowed to run its course'.

      Max

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  48. I seriously read that as by PseudoSchizo · · Score: 0
    Mice Produced Using Artificial Spam

    God I need sleep..

    pSc

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  49. Thank God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a projected population of about 50 billion by 2100, better reproductive technologies to increase fertility rates is something humanity really, really needs.

  50. Maybe some people aren't suppose to reproduce by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    If your body is so messed up you can't make an egg or sperm, maybe you aren't suppose to reproduce. Or are these targetted at homesexual couples?

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    1. Re:Maybe some people aren't suppose to reproduce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like saying if you have cancer, maybe you aren't supposed to live, or if you have a spinal injury, maybe you aren't supposed to walk. Who the hell are you to say what someone else's life is "supposed" be?

      It seems like you are getting into the "don't play god" mindset by, ironically, wanting to say what others should and should not do.

    2. Re:Maybe some people aren't suppose to reproduce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not ironic, it's just hyporcitical and stupid.

  51. We need more people by vishvarupa · · Score: 1

    "Do we really need more ways to "unnaturally" create them?" We sure do..... I wont be satisfied until the world is covered in a one huge ass city. Can you not just tase those wonderful solent green products ?

  52. Artificial Spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who read the subject as "Mice Produced Using Artificial Spam"?

    I was a bit confused there for a second.

  53. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I accidentally got sperm on my mouse.

  54. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't agree with you, but I find it ridiculous that every unpopular opinion gets modded down by the Slashdot thought police.

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  55. Heh by Silent+sound · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not so fast, it goes the other way too. Separate research is taking place in the meantime that involves turning donor cells into egg cells-- which would be the counterpart in fertility procedures to the artificial sperm procedure this article is about, and would also hypothetically make possible the conception of a baby with only males donating the biological material.

    When a news article about such research cropped up last year, I saw people on the internet worrying about a science-fiction type scenario where the development could lead to a world devoid of women.

    People get really paranoid about science...

    1. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would that mean there's a possibility for a YY chromosome child? In which case, wtf would that make!?!?!?!?

    2. Re:Heh by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      I saw people on the internet worrying about a science-fiction type scenario where the development could lead to a world devoid of women.

      I think it's the GNAA.

      No rly.

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    3. Re:Heh by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      But I think you still need an uterus to make the baby grow.... I don't see males having that.

      In any case, I'd like to keep seeing males around... they're full of flaws, yeah, but I love them :D

      I don't want to become a lesbian anytime soon =/

    4. Re:Heh by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      When a news article about such research cropped up last year, I saw people on the internet worrying about a science-fiction type scenario where the development could lead to a world devoid of women.

      And the original slashdot article could lead to a world devoid of men.

      Think about a world with humans without the game of sex mixed in with things.

      Sheesh, what would we do from puberty to 50?

      Most females don't have the testosterone drive that men do. Most men don't care that much about kids. For better or worse, it still seems that we are stuck with two sexes.

  56. Aborting Research by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

    Bush is threatening to use his first-ever veto over his Republican Congress to keep public funding from increasing embryonic stemcell research the way it subsidizes all the rest of American medical R&D.

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    make install -not war

  57. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by operagost · · Score: 1

    Humans have free will, or else we would just be puppets.

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    Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
  58. Oh Come on . . . by CrabbMan · · Score: 1
    The hope here is to assist couples who are having difficulties with conception.

    And I'm sure there's lots of money coming from these couples to fund this research, because that's the ultimate goal of this research, to help these couples. I think we can all rest comfortably assuming that nobody is exploring the possiblity of growing human beings from genetically engineered gametes. That would be silly, just silly.

  59. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by VendingMenace · · Score: 1

    just thought i would chime in that just because an all powerfull being doesn't want something to happen doesn't nessasarily mean that it won't happen.

    What i am trying to say is that an all powerfull being could choose to allow something to happen that he would not like to happen.

    Think about it. It is certainly in your power to never eat spinach (if you dont like it) but if someone served you spinach in their house, you might choose to eat it anyway -- even though you don't lik it.

    Free will is central to many religions and is in no way at odds with omnipotence. (perhaps with omnicience, but that is another story)

  60. NARF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There were a few problems including some of the mice showed abnormal patterns of growth and difficulty breathing.


    That, and they kept devising crazy schemes to take over the world...
  61. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We freely chose to sex, and God (we're taking for granted) thwarted the baby-making there. Do God's baby-prevention force fields only work within the confines of a uterus? Are the Lord's powers limited to just the vagina?

  62. Men are still needed by avirrey · · Score: 1

    There will always be that wonderful breed of woman that will like it when a man gives it to her raw... I have no worries. ;)

    1. Re:Men are still needed by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1
      There will always be that wonderful breed of woman that will like it when a man gives it to her raw... I have no worries. ;)

      That's why Goddess invented strap-ons.

      --
      "I have as much authority as the pope, I just
      don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin

    2. Re:Men are still needed by avirrey · · Score: 1

      Nonononono. Do I want to hook up with someone, or do I want Cyber? Please, I prefer the real thing, and they will too. I still got nothing to worry about. ;)

  63. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1
    Free will is central to many religions and is in no way at odds with omnipotence. (perhaps with omnicience, but that is another story)

    omnipotence implies omniscience. For if he was truly omnipotent, he could give himselves the ability to be omniscient.

    ...and if he didn't like spinach, it wouldn't exist.

    --
    "I have as much authority as the pope, I just
    don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin

  64. fun party! by woodsrunner · · Score: 1

    Yes, today's solution is tomorrow's problem. This is technology's yolk.

    But would you want to turn back the clock and live in a world with out the internet since it can cause identity theft? Live without calculus because it can lead to missles? Live without pennecilin because it can lead to resistant bacteria?

    Sure this technology will be abused like all others, but hopefully the ammoral yuppies that rely on it will also be bankrolling research that has benefits that far outweigh the problems and moral dilemmas it creates.

    1. Re:fun party! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would turn the clock back on the Manhattan Project

    2. Re:fun party! by woodsrunner · · Score: 1

      I hear ya, but I'd be afraid to do that. Nuclear weapons were inevitable and right or wrong the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki did their purpose: intimidate Stalin into holding the line and not going further East or West. It's well known that Patton thought we should go to Moscow, do you not think Stalin was considering a similar extension of the war in the other direction?

      For what we know and what we didn't know at that time Truman was in a spot. I often wonder if FDR was assasinated to clear the way for the bomb to be used.

      But let's say the Manhattan Project just didn't happen... and let's say the war in Europe had not gone as well as it did... there were German Scientists who were supposedly close to an atomic bomb too... and say they were picked up by the Russians and so was Werner Von Braun... it's a dicey situation, the curse of Prometheus.

  65. Baby mice by couch_warrior · · Score: 1

    Wonderful, so now lesbian couples can have male-free baby...mice.

    So the race is on, will women replaced men with test-tubes, or will men replace women with robots?

    http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/200605/kt200605041 7203910160.htm

    After two divorces from two unfaithful wives, and 20 years of raising two children who might or might not be my genetic progeny, I say - lets just clone ourselves and convert to Stepford wives.

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    "Sic Semper Path of Least Resistance"
    1. Re:Baby mice by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      So the race is on, will women replaced men with test-tubes, or will men replace women with robots?


      Or the mice replace the men, women and robots with more mice.
      --
      echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
    2. Re:Baby mice by gnu-sucks · · Score: 1

      After two divorces from two unfaithful wives, and 20 years of raising two children who might or might not be my genetic progeny, I say - lets just clone ourselves and convert to Stepford wives.

      So how is it that adopted children are loved? Or am I mistaken...

      Furthermore, do you think that, possibly, your preference for robotic women may have to do with your lack of uhh.. success, in that arena?

    3. Re:Baby mice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

    4. Re:Baby mice by couch_warrior · · Score: 1

      "So how is it that adopted children are loved?"
      - you're a real sick f*ck.
      You can't see the difference between choosing to adopt a child and having your wife lie to you about being pregnant by an illicit lover? What are you , 9 years old?

      "Furthermore, do you think that, possibly, your preference for robotic women may have to do with your lack of uhh.. success, in that arena?" OMG - did you go to school on the short bus? YES that's the whole point of the joke!

      Tell me, when you walk down the sidewalk and pass a stop sign, do you come to a halt and sit there for hours pnndering the dilemna?

      --
      "Sic Semper Path of Least Resistance"
  66. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    If god doesn't like it, but allows it to happen because of free will, then how do we know that god doesn't like it?

    If your answer is "he told me so", then you probably need psychiatric help, as this condition is called "delusional".

  67. Well, I like my chances by PhantomRogue · · Score: 0

    If they are gaurantee'd to have a female baby. I like my chances now! Female Population will grow faster than Male... Sounds good for us!

  68. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

    omnipotence implies omniscience. For if he was truly omnipotent, he could give himselves the ability to be omniscient.

    Could, but doesn't have to. ...and if he didn't like spinach, it wouldn't exist.

    Unless He liked the idea of a world where spinach was allowed to exist more than He disliked the spinach itself.

  69. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by ivan256 · · Score: 1
    they should be allowed to


    Careful not to confuse 'allowed' with 'entitled'. Of course they should be allowed...

    I'm not suggesting we stop any of this type of research or the current practices, because people should be free to do as they wish, but I think the best thing we can do for people who feel they *must* have a biological offspring dispite some physical inablity is to get them some counciling. We, and they would be better off dealing with their selfish fixation than helping them procreate and pass their unhealthy attitude on to a future generation.

    I cannot think of a more selfish act than to spend tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars to overcome your infertility, especially considering the number of newborn children availiable for adoption, and the thousands of better uses that same money could be put to. Clearly, the people willing to do that are more interested in having a child for their own benefit than for the child's benefit. I question whether people that selfish are capable of providing the correct type of love for their child and as such their ability to be a good parent.
  70. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by bigtimepie · · Score: 1

    Stating that God is all-powerful isn't stating that God would use is power to force the right choices. There wouldn't be sin to begin with, if this was the case. This being said, scientists CAN do something against His will.

    Of course, the problem is in setting a universal definition of "His will."

  71. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    Incidentally, please don't condsider my response as an endorsement of the root post in this thread in any way. That guy is a crackpot and a troll.

  72. Bar and drinks by phorm · · Score: 1

    I know a few people that have produced offspring through this method. Cheap in the early stages, but with all the legal issues etc that come with it, the longterm outcome can be rather costly.

  73. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1
    I cannot think of a more selfish act than to spend tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars to overcome your infertility, especially considering the number of newborn children availiable for adoption, and the thousands of better uses that same money could be put to. Clearly, the people willing to do that are more interested in having a child for their own benefit than for the child's benefit. I question whether people that selfish are capable of providing the correct type of love for their child and as such their ability to be a good parent

    Evolution has left us all with a strong desire to propagate our DNA. Our own DNA.

    This drive is instinctual. Saying someone is selfish for wanting to overcome their infertility is saying they are selfish for being human.

    Actually, selfishness... specifically, self-preservation and self-reproduction, are natural human (actually, mammal) tendencies. They are the two most basic instincts we have.

    1. Protect my ass
    2. Pass on my genetic code
    (It's really the only "afterlife" we have)

    We're programmed that way. Adoption is STILL, when you get down to it, raising someone else's kid. They might be legally yours, but at the most basic, you are protecting someone else's progeny. On the subconscious level, you still KNOW that your gene-line ends with you. And that's hard to accept, even if you can't articulate why. Millions of years of evolution have built the desire to propagate your DNA into you - you can't get rid of that "fixation" with therapy....you can only suppress it.

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    "I have as much authority as the pope, I just
    don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin

  74. Teriatary effects by phorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, there are quite a few people who are incapably or semi-incapable for medical rather than genetic reasons. They're born and develop perfectly able to reproduce, but do to accident. For example: getting hit in the nads too hard, or getting an inter-uterine infection, my mother was rendered incapable due to complications of a car accident (obviously after I was born).

    It's also a survival method. What if some new nasty disease or bacteria, etc, rendered a large portion of the human race largely incapable of reproducing naturally. It's always a good idea to have a backup plan... it's just a matter of not abusing the ability.

  75. I wouldn't worry... by McBainLives · · Score: 1

    The hope here is to assist couples who are having difficulties with conception.


    Unless you're planning to raise a bunch of asthmatic mice instead of regular human kids, you're still of some use.
    --
    I came, I saw, I left. It looked better in the brochure.
    1. Re:I wouldn't worry... by dotgain · · Score: 1

      Yep. Just as soon as that headache's over with...

  76. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

    I agree that modding down unpopular opinions is a nasty problem here, but come on. Coming to /. and posting that "X scientific process should not be pursued b/c it is a blasphemy against God" is pretty much THE definition of trolling. One of the main purposes of this site is for science enthusiasts to discuss cool new science. People that want to discuss the religious aspects of science should go somewhere else. They often don't, but I think that in this case, the mod system is doing exactly what it should. Speaking of should, this thread should be modded "Off-topic".

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    ...sometimes, in order to hurt someone very badly, you have to tell that person terrible lies. - PA
  77. Save your money by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Don't waste your $ on this procedure. I alone have millions of sperm to spare (at least). I'd say my services are much more economical.

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    1. Re:Save your money by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1
      Don't waste your $ on this procedure. I alone have millions of sperm to spare (at least). I'd say my services are much more economical.

      Yes... but why would we want to propagate YOUR genes?

      We're supposed to be doing something GOOD for humanity....

      --
      "I have as much authority as the pope, I just
      don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin

  78. what by JeremyALogan · · Score: 1
    The hope here is to assist couples who are having difficulties with conception.
    By giving them mice?
  79. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by tcphll · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By that same philosophy, if you get cancer, you shouldn't seek treatment because, apparantly, God wants you to die or you wouldn't have gotten cancer (or some other life-threatening disease) in the first place. After all, the world is already overpopulated, so instead of spending thousands of dollars researching and treating diseases, we should just allow the sick to die, as God intended.

  80. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by Don853 · · Score: 1

    Considering the other garbage people spend money on, I disagree. Given the choice between having my own (genetically speaking) children and adopting someone else's (genetically speaking), I would prefer the former. If I were to be somehow rendered infertile, and I could still arrange to have my genes passed on to my children, I would probably try to do it. Not, of course, if it were as risky as it seems to be in TFA. The only anecdotal evidence I have of the same feeling in other poeple is Lance Armstrong's autobiography, he donated sperm before chemotherapy so he could later use them for artificial insemination. Maybe my desire to see my genes passed on is selfish and proud, but it may also be backed by hundreds of millions of years of evolution in advanced organisms, but either way, I think it's a bit rash to say that this opinion 'is selfish', 'needs counseling', and will result in my not being a 'good parent'. Or perhaps I'll feel differently in a few years and the point will be moot.

  81. Sad by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As can be seen by several post here this is sad news, it is degrading to males.
    It is also degrading to babies.

    Such technology is degrading to human beings.
    It treats procreation as being nothing more then a biological process.
    It makes something that should be held as a honor and a privilege ( being a parent )
    into a commodity bought and sold in the laboratory.

    When you reduce procreation to a commodity you reduce people to being a commodity.
    Honestly this kind of technology is evil for the same reason slavery is evil.
    people are not a commodity.

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    âoeTolerance applies only to persons, but never to truth. Intolerance applies only to truth, but never to persons.
    1. Re:Sad by avirrey · · Score: 1

      Umm, procreation is nothing more than a biological process.

    2. Re:Sad by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      It is sad you believe that. What you believe is false, but that discussion is off topic.

      The word 'pro-creation' comes from Greek ' to create with ' and until modern times was exclusively understood to mean parents created a child 'with god'.

      regardless of ones belief in God or god however it seems to me that each person should have the right to be produced out of an act of passion and love instead of out of an act of mental skill and laboratory science bought and paid for. The latter being dehumanizing and the other much superior.

        Slavery is dehumanizing because people are bought and paid for like property. Isn't it just as dehumanizing to bring a person into life like they are just so much chemistry no different then a car or a computer?

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      âoeTolerance applies only to persons, but never to truth. Intolerance applies only to truth, but never to persons.
    3. Re:Sad by avirrey · · Score: 1

      I create a child 'with sex'. :)

    4. Re:Sad by 1ag0 · · Score: 1

      and people aren't bought now? adoption is the process of legally purchasing a child.

    5. Re:Sad by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      Idealy adoption cost no money. there are some adoptions for which little or no money is nessary. The ones that do involve money involve paying people to do the paperwork to prove you are not a nut case that will abuse a child.

      No adoption is not buying a child. Still, if you want to argue they should cost less you'll get no argument from me.

      also , the child was still hopefully brought into existance by an act of passion if not love. ( rape being already illegal and unlikely to cause childern)

      So the two are very different situatations

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      âoeTolerance applies only to persons, but never to truth. Intolerance applies only to truth, but never to persons.
    6. Re:Sad by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      If what you are saying is true then there is no such thing as free will. It is an
      illusion.

      If human beings are nothing more then biology and enviornment then they are no more free to choose what they believe or do then a tree or a rock. matter responding to stimuli and nothing futher.

      the creation of a human being requires something beyond a natural process if you believe human beings have free will, because a human being with free will must be more then the some of thier parts conditioned by past history.

      --
      âoeTolerance applies only to persons, but never to truth. Intolerance applies only to truth, but never to persons.
    7. Re:Sad by 1ag0 · · Score: 1
      There are a lot of "ideally" and "hopefully" (and spelling errors) in your post. This is the real world and buying something which means: "To acquire in exchange for money or its equivalent" (source: dictionary.com) which in the real world means to give money to get something. When you pay an adoption agency for their fees, or travel to China and spend thousands, or order a kid mail order from whereveristan, you're buying a kid.


      they're not your slave, or indentured servant, or chattel, but in effect you've purchased him/her. When people cannot conceive a child through an "act of love" and they feel the need to raise a child, they turn to science. All artificial sperm does, is allow them to use their own genetic material as opposed to a donor.


      Me? I feel no such need and think all reproductive science is pretty much a danger to the planet because there's enough damn people here already.

    8. Re:Sad by Drakai · · Score: 1

      By your arguments I gather that you consider all methods of controlling fertility and conception to be degrading. Well, that is a natural enough point of view. I am all for allowing nature to take it's course and boy meets girl and the birds are chirping and the bee's, you crazy kids!!

      This talk of the commoditizing of children completely ignores all of the laws put in place to attempt to protect children though. Last I checked raising my kids was a lot of work and if people want in on this fun train, well, they should be allowed to try. Are you just afraid that they might be good at it?

    9. Re:Sad by avirrey · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. I have the free will to screw who I chose to my liking. That liking will differ from that of others. While some may have more self control than others, you can clearly see that sex-addicts are really not addicts but an expression of what we may have evolved from. I'm not saying they are lesser humans, just that they have less self control. I am free to see myself as my own god, and my creationism come from my decisions and not from the omnipresent. The creation of a human being 'does NOT' require anything beyond a natural process. Dogs can screw and enjoy themselves, and I do it just as they. Screw, screw, and screw, and after that if I used a defective condom, BOOM, baby. No assembly required!

    10. Re:Sad by Drakai · · Score: 1

      That seems to be a trick of logic.

      I have always wondered about the greater than the sum notion. Shouldn't a person be exactly the sum of it's parts? Aren't our choices made based upon experience and instinct and desire? Aren't our goals based on those same things? What makes us greater than the trees is our ability to walk. A tree's soul may be a wonder to behold if ever they choose to speak with us.

      I guess we could take 10 people and stab them with a knife. If every person cries out and bleeds then we know there is no free will because they did the same thing as the mice? And we 'know' mice have no free will?

    11. Re:Sad by Drakai · · Score: 1

      I agree with your purchasing analogy. No matter how well intentioned the agency, once the child changes hands no guarantee can be made to safegard them other than the law of the land and eye of the community in which they are raised.

      Fortunately for most adopted children, most parents seeking children are good people and most angencies that place them scare off the obvious predators.

      And on the bright side there is evidence of a decreasing population. Although as a parent I have found myself in an intreresting situation you may find amusing. I have a few friends who are essentially confirmed bachelors who intend to remains so. These are good guys, smart, healthy and (without sounding too gay) attractive. So I am hanging out one day and kids come up and they are like 'no thanks' and suddenly it hits me. Wait a sec. These assholes are supposed to be contributing to my kids dating pool. I mean my kids are going to be shortchanged because these guys are making an honest effort to give em a proper selection. Needless to say I chewed em out and told em to get on the job and we all had a good laugh. Still I wonder...

    12. Re:Sad by 1ag0 · · Score: 1

      *** OT ***

      I hear you about the gene pool. My abstinence (from kids) resulted originally from 1) population genetics courses then 2) a wife that didn't want kids then 3) another wife that can't have kids. So I'm dead.

      It's true that the population in this country is declining - a good thing because natural resources are still declining, global warming (depending on your views here) is rising, and urban sprawl sucks. My current issue with overpopulation (I'll always find one) combined with our global economy, exploitation is inevitable. Our capitalist society (almost completely service-based at this point) will buy the cheapest thing they can to sell (e.g. HellMart). Enterprising third-worlders, whose population is not declining, are happy to supply cheap labor, which leads to our current state of affairs with sweatshops and child labor.

      I try to buy fair-trade stuff, but it's impossible to go entirely that route and maintain the soul-sucking middle-class lifestyle to which I aspire. sigh.

    13. Re:Sad by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      Having considered and researched adoption I can tell you this.
      No matter how much money you give an adoption agency they CANNOT guarantee you that you will ever receive a child. So there is no purchase. You are paying for the service of helping you find a child and fill out paper work. If for some reason ( usually having to do with unfitness detected during what is called a home study) you are deemed unfit by what ever custodial agent has current custody of the child.

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      âoeTolerance applies only to persons, but never to truth. Intolerance applies only to truth, but never to persons.
    14. Re:Sad by 1ag0 · · Score: 1

      Let me see if i've got this right. You buy a service and, possibly, in return for buying their service, you receive a child for free? And by that logic, you're not buying the end product, only the intermediary product?

      I have some time-share property I'd love to sell you. Free Disney tickets are included!

    15. Re:Sad by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      It suspect I would be getting too far off topic to go into a long discussion of 'free will' suffice it to say that there can be no free will if there is no idea of a divine creator or at least an existence that is supernatural="above / beyond natural). If only the material(natural) world is all that exists then our decisions are precisely the sum of the matter we are created of and the various states ( environment) it has passed through over our lifetime, we do not choose to believe anything nor do we have the ability to actually decide to DO or NOT to do anything, we do what we are conditioned to do on our environment. free will, judgment and autonomy are illusions best discarded.(Pavlov the psychologist ascribe to this kind of belief).

      This logically leads you to the question of why is it that we posses a concept of 'self'. how is it we come to posses a concept of self. Either self independent of environment is a real thing that exist capable of make real decisions or it is not. If self is only an illusion it is by far one of the cruelest illusions that could come of nature, because without it there can be no concept of injustice, unfairness or abuse.

      if there is no 'me' independent of my environment then why should I be concerned if I experience various stimuli? pain and pleasure are simply different external stimuli and neither is 'good' or 'bad'. Evil is an illusion. there is nothing 'wrong' about slavery, murder or war and no logical reason to be against any of these things. The only answer is because I am preconditioned to be concerned. The same is even more true about concern for someone else. It is irrational to be concerned either about yourself or somewhat else. It is simply your preconditioned response to external stimuli. If it is an unconvinced it is therefore better to retrain yourself to not be bothered.

      The fact that I can even discuss 'deciding' weather or not to be concerned about pain or to ignore it is an indicator 'if not a proof' that there is something called a 'self' capable of deciding independently how I respond to stimuli regardless of my environment.

      Human language and experience contradict the notion that there is no self.
      There is almost no one who does not believe in right and wrong and the existence of self, but if there is no supernatural. No god of any kind then all those things are illusions.

      We also all also have experienced other selves, capable of 'choosing' and taking delight in the 'pain' of others or of 'choosing' to be indifferent towards the suffering they cause others.

      I personally believe human beings are something more then just what is scientifically observable that they have the ability to 'choose' to try and know the absolute reality in which they exist more perfectly. That there is something within each of us that is attracted towards doing what we feel is 'good'. What we choose is weather to follow that feeling or to deaden and ignore it. That feeling I believe is based on reality a reality deeper the physics. The physical world being only a cause dependant on deeper reality, a reality that can be named 'truth' and is called by many people 'God'.

      As such it is wrong to treat people like there are nothing but so much matter without recognition that there is a supernatural component to the human person more valuable then any part of a person.

      So like I said I think it is sad that people are even trying to invent this kind of thing.
      It goes against the idea that people are valuable. If people are not valuable then there is no reason to treat them like they are. If people are of no value then why would we advocate a government that make the false assumption people have autonomy to vote and decide. It seems some kind of feudal system where the stronger control the weaker would be easier to maintain and discourage this illusion of self.

      --
      âoeTolerance applies only to persons, but never to truth. Intolerance applies only to truth, but never to persons.
    16. Re:Sad by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      No either you freely choose ( in which case your original statement was false, because there is a supernatural part to a human being YOU are unable to create) OR
      you screwed based on stimuli and biology and there was no 'choice' of any kind made. You do everything you do because it is what your environment and conditioning dictate and there is not 'choice' being made at all. You only respond and have the false illusion of choice.

      So if the first statement is true the second option must also be true.

      I don't believe there is any logical third option.

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      âoeTolerance applies only to persons, but never to truth. Intolerance applies only to truth, but never to persons.
    17. Re:Sad by avirrey · · Score: 1

      Incorrect, again. There is no OR. You use a combination of free will and biological stimuli. We are biologically driven beings, men like sex, women like to talk and use colors endlessly, but we also choose freely WITHIN those natual occuring stimuli. Brunette... blond... redhead.. tall... intelligent????? OR freely choose not to engage in reproduction at all. You can even chose to be gay if you want... is that biological? It may in fact be, who knows? The point is we are able to choose. I can even choose to.... artificially insiminate. I haven't seen any artificially insiminated children being used as slaves... so I'll end my argument there.

    18. Re:Sad by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      Are you being intentionally difficult or do you really not understand this?
      Giving you the benefit of a doubt.

      Let me explain it then:
      You cannot buy something from someone who does not have it.
      As you pointed out buying something represents and 'exchange'.

      To keep it simple let me start with U.S. adoptions.

      If the child is in the custody of the state the state gives you the child free of charge and sometimes will pay you to care for the child ( if they have special needs).

      Who actually has possession of the child you claim is being sold.
      The mother. It is her and her alone that decides weather or not
      anyone gets to adopt that child.

      It is illegal to give her money.
      So there can be no exchange of money for a child.

      You can in some limited circumstance cover doctors fees that relate directly to the child, but even that is very limited. In that case however you are helping a child you HOPE to parent directly and the mother only indirectly. There is no legal agreement or obligation that the mother will give the perspective adoptive parent the child at all. ( often times they choose not to even when medical bills have been covered for them).

      So who gets the money:
      Money is paid for:
      1) a home study
      2) a lawyer who files paper work with the court
      3) people who provide the service of helping mothers who think they MIGHT want to give up their child for adoption find parents who are willing to adopt.

      once again you cannot buy something from someone who doesn't have it.

      the adoption agency does not have a baby. ( they MIGHT eventually gain knowledge of where someone is how has one who MIGHT want to give it to you)
      the person who does the home study does not have a baby.
      the lawyer does not have a baby.
      yet these are the people who you give money.

      The mother actually has the baby. Even after the baby is born, no matter what the mother has told the adoption agency or the perspective adoptive parents she can ( and often does) decide NOT to give anyone the baby or to give the baby to someone else ( like a parent ) who was not been helped by the agency.
      She receives NO money. There is NO 'exchange' of money for the child.
      Nothing is bought from her.

      All of this is before the judge decides if they are going to permit the adoption. If the judge decides NOT to permit the adoption you are out whatever money you spent and will receive no child.

      Foreign adoptions are pretty much the same but usually have a lot of added cost because you need to :
      1) buy tickets to travel to a foreign country sometimes twice
      2) need a more expensive type of home study
      3) need to stay in a foreign country ( sometimes more then a month)
      4) need to higher interpreters and translators.
      The advantage of foreign adoption being that often times the child is already in the custody of the state and the state less likely to say no.

      So how exactly is adoption the same as a sale again?
      you see there is NO exchange and no matter how much money you pay there is
      no guarantee.

      Saying you can buy a child in adoption is kind of like saying you can pay to win the jack pot in the lottery. Even if I try to be as favorable to the way you argue as it is possible, you can pay for the chance to win the lottery or the chance to adopt a child, but you cannot pay for the child or for the jack pot.

      Even that is a stretch because like I say you cannot pay someone for something they do not have and in the case of the lottery at lest there is definitely a jack pot someone will get. In the case of adoption there is no guarantee anyone , other then the person who currently has him/her will ever get them.

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    19. Re:Sad by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      Did I miss something or do you just completely ignore what I said and respond with absolutely irrationally.

      Let me try and simply:

      Given the statement:
      (premise)

      "human beings are purely biological"

      (logic)

      it logically follows that human choice is a consequence of biology and the environment that biology is responding too. \
      there is nothing free about it.
      freedom must be concluded to be an illusion.

      The reason is simple:
      if "human beings are purely biological"
      which variables can change to influence choice
      1) biology
      2) environment
      3) history ( conditioning)

      Conclusion:
      You do not choose ANY of those three things and the choices you make are in no way independent of them because that is all there is. There is nothing free about it. It is deterministic. ( not to say that it is predictable as chaos theory demonstrates it is possible to have an entirely deterministic system that is not predictable because you cannot sufficiently track the initial state.)

      If my conclusion is wrong. Which is what you claim either my premise or my logic must be wrong.

      If my logic is wrong please explain to me why that is?

      I claim the premise is wrong. You have twice claimed it was not. So I assume you must have some problem with the logic. As you have also asserted as have I that the conclusion is wrong. In order for the conclusion to be wrong either the premise or the logic must be wrong.

      You say the premise is correct.

      How is the logic wrong?

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    20. Re:Sad by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      You are correct in your assumption about my belief concerning other methods.

      My argument though was based on something a little deeper then commoditizing children. artificial insemination methods treat people like animals and a philosophy tolerant of that is counter to the proper value for human life needed to build a sustainable and peaceful world. It promotes a materialistic world view which if taken to it's logical extreme is about anarchy and destruction. So the damage it does to the whole is not worth the benefit is provides to the few.

      Indecently I would be one of those few. My wife and I are having fertility problems , but after much research concluded that artificial insemination and like procedures are flatly immoral.

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      âoeTolerance applies only to persons, but never to truth. Intolerance applies only to truth, but never to persons.
    21. Re:Sad by deadkevin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, kinda like not allowing gay marriage. Let's not give people a choice when there's one available. Kevin

    22. Re:Sad by mrpeebles · · Score: 1

      I would disagree that it treats procreation as nothing more than a biological process. Urination is treated as a biological process. No one ever thinks about whether urination is right or wrong. If I had been born not needing or able to urinate, this wouldn't have bothered me very much, at least in so far as I would miss out on the process of urination. If I found out I would need surgery tomorrow that would leave me unable to urinate, I also wouldn't have a problem with this, although I might have a problem with whatever contraption I needed to use to get urea out of my body.

      Having children is different. If I found out tomorrow I would need surgery that made me sterile, or that I had been born sterile, this would bother me a great deal. Why? Because I regard procreation as much more than a biological process. It is somehow intimately connected with our entire being. If artificial insemination, and like technology, treated people as a commodity, then would-be parents wouldn't sell their houses to free up cash for their treatment, as some are apt to do. They would go for the cheapest option- adoption (which is not to say I think adoption treats people as a commodity.) But artificial insemination is not about treating procreation as a simple biological process, like urination, or treating people as a commodity, where one would go for the best deal. It is about taking part in procreation as a miracle. It's why they will devote so much of their resources to artificial insemination. Now, this technology may offend you because it would seem that people are performing parts of the miracle that should be reserved for God. Perhaps in some way it even degrades the process of human reproduction by putting human finger prints where there should be only God's. Fine. I disagree with that view, but I can understand it. But I think it is very inaccurate to say that artificial insemination and similar technology treats reproduction as merely a biological process, or people as a commodity.

    23. Re:Sad by Drakai · · Score: 1

      I won't disagree with your research since you have perhaps actively dealt with these institutions who would purportedly provide the services. However, I do wonder about this point. The people who seek these treatments are not looking for a soulless droid child. They are people like yourself, seeking a child to love. And underlying the desire for children is the genuine desire to see oneself truly in the child, i.e. biological descendant.

      Now, this idea of husbandry of humans! Eugenics, is it? Not sure but I have sometimes wondered where the super clones and genetically superior, super soldiers of the government might be hiding. I mean if one looks back to the science of the 40's and 50's and just the absolutely ruthless methods of those government scientists combined with the desperation of large portions of the population... They really did get away with murder. I suspect there is a very real reason that the government knows how much a zinc (or other trace element) a person needs to live or exactly how much cyanide it takes to kill a man.

      I think you have several warring ideas that you see united and I do not. For example, the notion of building and sustaining a peaceful world. That's a big one and I do not think accepting or declining the use of clinical fertility will push the line on that one way or the other. I am not certain that the material view must lead to destruction. I find that it is the people with nice things that praise order and seek to preserve it.

      In fact, there was an article regarding Somalia today which emphasised the establishment of the authority of the Union of Islamic Courts. Guess who pushed hardest for their authority? The merchants, not the muslim faithful. The majority are afraid of the brutality of Islamic law but everyone needs relief from the chaos.

    24. Re:Sad by 1ag0 · · Score: 1

      i understood your argument from the beginning. It's not illogical, i just think you're not seeing my bigger argument, which is the point of this subthread.

      it's true, it's not a literal sale. money is not changing hands directly for goods and the person who has the goods cannot legally receive remuneration for the goods he/she is giving up.

      that said, the bigger picture is: you give up money, you get baby. from your perspective, you buy baby. from biological parents perspective, not a sale.

    25. Re:Sad by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      artificial insemination methods treat people like animals

      Great, that's your opinion. So stick by your guns and don't have kids by artificial insemination. Problem solved. You don't have kids by that method, and those that want it, do.

      a philosophy tolerant of that is counter to the proper value for human life needed to build a sustainable and peaceful world.

      According to you. But from your posts here on Slashdot, I find your views on what's needed to have a "peaceful' world abhorrent and dystopic. I, for one, have no desire whatsoever to live in the world you think epitomizes paradise.

      which if taken to it's logical extreme is about anarchy and destruction

      I suppose it would, if you're the sort that composes the majority of Bellevue's clientele. The gap in your logic is so grand I can't even begin to address it.

      but after much research concluded that artificial insemination and like procedures are flatly immoral.

      And that's where your choice in the matter begins and ends. So long as you realize that everything's cool.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    26. Re:Sad by TheNumberless · · Score: 1
      Your logic is flawed at this jump:

      it logically follows that human choice is a consequence of biology and the environment that biology is responding too.

      This is reasonable.

      there is nothing free about it.

      This is not reasonable, and doesn't follow. The problem you run into with this kind of "reasoning" is that you can use it to doubt free will no matter what the supposed source is. For example: "Human beings are exactly as the gods made them. It therefore follows that human choice only exists insofar as it was perscribed by the gods. There's nothing free about it." See the problem? You also list three hypothetical factors that can influence the behavior of humans:

      1) biology
      2) environment
      3) history ( conditioning)

      Can you really give a compelling historical example of a person making choices outside of the realm of what is reasonable based on these three? I submit that you cannot.

      For the record, I believe that free will is an emergent property of the biology of the human brain. Modern neuroscience backs me up, or at least is getting there. It's also possible that we believe in different versions of "free will", and perhaps I don't even believe in "free will" as you would define it. It's all rather academic, though, because there is no important distinction between free will and the illusion of it.

  82. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by Arivia · · Score: 1

    "With his one ball, and my lazy ovary...it's like the Special Olympics of Procreation."

    ---Miranda Hobbes, Season 4 of Sex and the City.

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    The role of the writer is not to say what we can all say, but what we are unable to say. -Anais Nin
  83. That's a relief.... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    Most scientist are used to not having sex anyways...

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  84. Re:Somebody call the Pope..."THE Church" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....or not.

    Opinions on such matters are notably variable, and one is pretty much as good as another...
    You don't agree? Well, that is your undisputed right! 'cause the above is just My opinion!

    For another opinion try:
    http://www.prometheus-music.com/eli/filk/brotherc. html

    and for an opinion that is probably NOT offensive to the majority of Geeks -even some of the staunch Christian Geeks try http://www.prometheus-music.com/audio/wordgod.mp3

  85. That's Gotta Hurt by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    You got your X's and Y's reversed. X is female, Y is male.

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    Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
  86. YY Possibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone not realize that this could lead to the creation of YY kids? What the hell would happen then?

    My bet: a man's man to rule all men. Basically: natural steroids, lookout baseball, you can't stop this one, it's genetic.

  87. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

    1) Your faulty DNA, if you are infertile for genetic reasons. Evolution wants to weed you out. Deal with it.

    2) Humans are not monogamous. I don't have my finger on any studies right now, but I get the feeling that more fathers end up raising kids that aren't really thiers than you might be willing to conceed.

    =Smidge=

  88. Hey mods, look down here! by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It would be a shame to let this comment die on the end of a deep thread. Mutations can help - I personally would like the one with the extra set of teeth coming in at age 40-42 as it would save me quite a bit in upcoming dental work. Nonetheless, the inability for humans to effectively cull the negative mutations is a huge burden for genetic optimization. Most mutations have a negative effect on a well-adapted organizm, and only a small fraction are positive. In our society, the model is breaking down, with the "successful" humans generally producing fewer offspring than the "unsuccessful" (in a genetic sense, not necesarily the financial one).

    We have more to lose from mutation than we have to gain.

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    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
  89. Someday.. by Frightening · · Score: 1

    mice will take over the world, and will torture us to no end. There is no form of torment we have not yet trued out on the little suckers, and they must have gotten pissed by now.

  90. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by heinousjay · · Score: 1

    I have to wonder why you think you can out-logic a belief. All your post can do is get you karma points on the scoreboard only you can see.

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    Slashdot - where whining about luck is the new way to make the world you want.
  91. Yeah, but... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    ...don't throw out your robe and wizard hat just yet.

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    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
  92. Ill-Conceived Idea? by jense · · Score: 1
    The hope here is to assist couples who are having difficulties with conception.

    Are couples who can't conceive mice really that large of a market?

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  93. if only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now if only they could produce keyboards, then I wouldn't have to make excuses as to why they're sticky.

  94. Who wants this? by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 1

    There were a few problems including some of the mice showed abnormal patterns of growth and difficulty breathing. The hope here is to assist couples who are having difficulties with conception.

    What kind of desperate couples want children with abnormal patterns of growth and difficulty breathing?

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    Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
  95. IRTA by Orlando · · Score: 1

    I read that as "Mice Produced Using Artificial SPAM". I need sleep.

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  96. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by ClayTapes · · Score: 1

    not that I side with the god people, but the issue is not the contradiction between god's power and our doing something against his will. God gave us free will do do what we like even if he is against it. On the other hand, the fact that we have such ability suggests that it was in his plan all along, who are we to interpret his will anyway?

  97. I Prefer Trackballs Anyway! by vinsuz · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but the last thing my Winblows machine needs is another flakey peripheral -- especially one that shows "abnormal patterns of growth". However, this does answer the question of why my mouse is always so sticky! Vin Kensington Marketing Dept.

  98. And the Lesbians Shall Inherit the Earth .. by jestill · · Score: 1

    Developments such as these will allow lesbian couples to give birth to children that are the genetic descendents of both parents. Two eggs can be combined to give rise to a female child. This will probably happen within 20 years. Lesbian conception will really throw a wrench into arguments that gay couples can not marry due to their inability to have children.

    --
    "Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!" -- Homer
    1. Re:And the Lesbians Shall Inherit the Earth .. by AriaStar · · Score: 1

      Bull shit. Plenty of straight people can't have children. I can't. Before states continue to say that the ability of a relationship to produce offspring is what matters for marriage, perhaps the lawmakers need to get their heads out of their asses, acknowledge that even straight couples very often have trouble conveiving, and, if they are so dead-set that the ability to have children within a marriage is the bar, then disallow infertile people from marrying!

      Sorry, I'm not mad at you, but am pissed at the government's discrimination, then trying to claim it's to "preserve families" and all that crap. Have they seen the divorce rates, the numbers of children born out of wedlock to mothers who don't know who the fathers are? Yeah, things are really going swell as it is.

    2. Re:And the Lesbians Shall Inherit the Earth .. by Drakai · · Score: 1

      I missed this in the article? Did it imply that a female set of stem cells with form into sperm cells? I did gather that a given set of stems cells with form various cells and that of those some will be of the spermy inclination. I made the assumption (possibly bad) that the stem cells were not fundamentally genderless.

  99. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
    Screw your god, I'll do what I want. Regards, Steve

    The one little mod point awarded to this post brings a secular tear to my eye. *sniff*

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    If Jesus wants me it knows where to find me.
  100. Adoption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was adopted myself, and while I of course only have my own experience, I didn't require a therapist nor did my parents.
    I'm not saying it's perfect, but... meh, as has been said, we have a population problem and unwanted kids as it is... should take advantage of it.

    1. Re:Adoption by mzbldinhart · · Score: 1

      Even though this in my mind is an extreme scenario with many hoops to go through before becoming something that will affect us in our daily lives... I cant help but think that maybe we should continue working on using stem cells to oh cure cancer, paralysis, damaged heart tissue, etc before creating more lives in our crowded world. I understand that lesbian/gay couples probably desire to have children, their own biological children. It's a natural desire that I myself didnt even realize the importance of until I was told that, due to a chronic medical condition that has me on meds the rest of my life, I might not be able to have my own. But I also see this (being adoption) as an amazing (and expensive) way to give back to society. But seriously why would anyone do that if they could just do this? I think I'll stick to adoption...I dont want to chance growing some kind of Damon-esqe child that kills me in my sleep!

    2. Re:Adoption by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

      That's like saying: with the number of grungy, smelly, biting, incontinent, diseased, phobic, loud and untrainable dogs in the pound, it's a wonder puppies havn't been outlawed.

  101. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    Screw your god, I'll do what I want.
    Regards,
    Steve


    Tried time and time again every day.

    So tell me, why don't you have everything you want in life already right now? Is everybody and everything still in your way?

  102. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

    I have to wonder why you think you can out-logic a belief.

    You'll probably never logic away a belief in God, if that's what you think I'm trying to do, and I wouldn't want to, but someone believing that free will prevents God from doing something outside the womb that he clearly has no problem doing inside is a bit hard for me to fathom, and I don't think I'm alone in that, even among Christians.

    Even if the confrontational nature of Slashdot prevents that guy from changing his mind, there are others that might agree with him that aren't personally invested in it that might change their minds. It's how mine got changed, so I know it works in at least rare cases.

    That, and I didn't have anything else to be doing right then.

    All your post can do is get you karma points on the scoreboard only you can see.

    I wish. I'm not smart enough to figure out how to see points. I can only get a description of my scoreboard. It's just not the same.

  103. Or perhaps Heather has one Parent. by ZSpade · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Or will it even be possible for Heather to have One Parent. Think about it, why couldn't they take stem cells from a female, and then turn those right around and fertilize that same females eggs with them?

    I suppose the real question would then be this: Since both Gametes are of the same genetic origin, would it then be a clone? If it was a clone, did we just solve all the aging problems previously associated with cloning.

    If any of the above is true, then we just gained the ability to reproduce A-sexually. Frightening.

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    Go ahead and call me unreliable; reliable is just a synonym for predictable.
    1. Re:Or perhaps Heather has one Parent. by denjin · · Score: 1

      Well, assuming crossing over and other events occur even in this case, the child wouldn't be a clone... Probably be very similar, though.

    2. Re:Or perhaps Heather has one Parent. by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It wouldn't be a clone, it would be a parthenogenetic daughter. The genes would still munge and scramble in the meiosis phase prior to budding off sperms and eggs. Result: a new child all of whose genes originate from the mother, but some doubled, some missing, and in a different order.

      It would be sort of like the ultimate incest and have all the problems thereof, but not a clone.

  104. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    You'd know God's "no" if you saw it, it doesn't look like what you're seeing. There's more flaming corpses.

    I agree, that's what I'd expect too, but most religions' scriptures I've read seem to disagree. For an omnipotent creator of all physical law, God's "smite button" seems to be on the fritz an awful lot. Fortunately for Him, there always happens to be a nearby army with charismatic prophets and sharp weapons, eager to pick up the slack so God can do His killing by proxy. His latest volunteers have even started using jet planes and explosives for the "flaming corpses" touch. With that kind of efficiency, they hardly need God on their side at all!

  105. The Gift of Life (Donum Vitae) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CONGREGATION FOR THE DOCTRINE OF THE FAITH

    INSTRUCTION ON RESPECT FOR HUMAN LIFE IN ITS ORIGIN
    AND ON THE DIGNITY OF PROCREATION

    REPLIES TO CERTAIN QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

    INTRODUCTION

    1. BIOMEDICAL RESEARCH AND THE TEACHING OF THE CHURCH

    The gift of life which God the Creator and Father has entrusted to man calls him to appreciate the inestimable value of what he has been given and to take responsibility for it: this fundamental principle must be placed at the centre of one's reflection in order to clarify and solve the moral problems raised by artificial interventions on life as it originates and on the processes of procreation. Thanks to the progress of the biological and medical sciences, man has at his disposal ever more effective therapeutic resources; but he can also acquire new powers, with unforeseeable consequences, over human life at its very beginning and in its first stages. Various procedures now make it possible to intervene not only in order to assist but also to dominate the processes of procreation. These techniques can enable man to "take in hand his own destiny", but they also expose him "to the temptation to go beyond the limits of a reasonable dominion over nature".(1) They might constitute progress in the service of man, but they also involve serious risks. Many people are therefore expressing an urgent appeal that in interventions on procreation the values and rights of the human person be safeguarded. Requests for clarification and guidance are coming not only from the faithful but also from those who recognize the Church as "an expert in humanity " (2) with a mission to serve the "civilization of love" (3) and of life.

    The Church's Magisterium does not intervene on the basis of a particular competence in the area of the experimental sciences; but having taken account of the data of research and technology, it intends to put forward, by virtue of its evangelical mission and apostolic duty, the moral teaching corresponding to the dignity of the person and to his or her integral vocation. It intends to do so by expounding the criteria of moral judgment as regards the applications of scientific research and technology, especially in relation to human life and its beginnings. These criteria are the respect, defence and promotion of man, his "primary and fundamental right" to life,(4) his dignity as a person who is endowed with a spiritual soul and with moral responsibility (5) and who is called to beatific communion with God. The Church's intervention in this field is inspired also by the Love which she owes to man, helping him to recognize and respect his rights and duties. This love draws from the fount of Christ's love: as she contemplates the mystery of the Incarnate Word, the Church also comes to understand the "mystery of man"; (6) by proclaiming the Gospel of salvation, she reveals to man his dignity and invites him to discover fully the truth of his own being. Thus the Church once more puts forward the divine law in order to accomplish the work of truth and liberation. For it is out of goodness - in order to indicate the path of life - that God gives human beings his commandments and the grace to observe them: and it is likewise out of goodness - in order to help them persevere along the same path - that God always offers to everyone his forgiveness. Christ has compassion on our weaknesses: he is our Creator and Redeemer. May his spirit open men's hearts to the gift of God's peace and to an understanding of his precepts ...

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    1. Re:The Gift of Life (Donum Vitae) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  106. Adoption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hooray! Another reason not to adopt a child!

    Seriously, with the numbers of orphans that need homes I'm surprised assisted reproduction hasn't been outlawed.

  107. But how do I move the pointer.... by lunadog · · Score: 1

    ....without getting my hand sticky?

    Eww!

  108. No same-sex biological children from this procedur by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    Reading the article, they produced a male embryo to get the stem cells to produce the sperm. While the article doesn't use the phrase "male embryo," it does say they used spermatogonial stem cells. That would require the genetic equivalent of a male (as a female would be developing stem cells that would later become her eggs). The point of the research isn't embryonic stem cells. Again, the researcher states the intention is to harvest the stem cells from the adult males by using a testicular biopsy.

    So until women start having testes, it's going to be hard to do that biopsy. Since women can't produce the sperm stem cells and men don't have eggs, it's seems pretty unlikely that there will be same-sex couple having biological children.

  109. Test-Tube Slashdotters by g1zmo · · Score: 1
    There were a few problems, including that some of the mice showed abnormal patterns of growth and difficulty breathing. The hope here is to assist couples who are having difficulties with conception.
    That is, for those who would like to conceive a future slashdotter.
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    It all comes down to livin' fast or dyin' slow.
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  110. couples want this? by frovingslosh · · Score: 1
    The hope here is to assist couples who are having difficulties with conception.

    But why would couples who are having difficulties with conception want mice, particularly deformed and sickly ones?

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  111. Indeed it is, but not as you think by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    Simple fact found out after WW1 and WW2 was that the best family consist of a mother, childeren and a dead father. Widows do best of all. The reason is probably very simple. The widow is the absolute authority figure, none of this delayed punishement "wait till your father gets home", no playing the parents of against each other (problem in both together and seperated couples), the mother has one less child to raise, and plenty of other crap.

    But still the result remains the same, kids of widows did best. So go kill yourselve for the sake of your kids. You know it makes sense.

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  112. No 46, XY by BobBobBobBobBob · · Score: 1
    Based on the fact that people are sometimes born XYY or XXYY, it's clear that the two Y's themselves do create a problem.

    The bigger problem is not having an X chromosome since many genes found on the X chromosome are found nowhere else. See the Wikipedia article for a list of genetic disorders associated with the X chromosome. (So if you have no X chromosome, you're missing a copy of the genes whose broken copies cause these diseases.)

    Upon a quick search, I couldn't find evidence people born with no X chromosomes, and since the other disorders (including people with a single X chromosome--Turner syndrome) are all well-represented in the medical literature, it's a safe bet to assume that lacking an X chromosome is a condition incompatible with human life.

    1. Re:No 46, XY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There wouldn't be 2 Y's. Take X from one and Y from the other. There's no lack of X's.

  113. Thank god by Fullhazard · · Score: 1

    The unlimited power of science has finally broken the mouse-sperm monopoly that big mouse-sperm has lorded over the common man for years.
    Thank you science.
    You're the greatest.

  114. Men are their own worst enemies by clarin · · Score: 1

    This technology, along with sperm banks and all of the other crazy fertility treatments only further to make men obsolete and redundant. That's where this is really heading. And unbelievably, it's male scientists like Professor Karim Nayernia (mentioned in the article) who are bringing this about. You'd have a lot of trouble finding female scientists willing to work on artificial wombs. Thay'd say it's "unnecessary" or "inhuman" and would oppose it at every turn. Women are smart enough to realize how much social and legal power gestation gives them and they wouldn't do anything to marginalize that. Yet here we have male scientists trying to find as many ways as possible for women to get pregnant without men.

    Shouldn't these male scientists be trying to make women obsolete instead? Where are the artificial wombs and fembots? No, better that lesbians be able to produce more lesbians without help from a pesky, inferior male.

  115. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Your faulty DNA, if you are infertile for genetic reasons. Evolution wants to weed you out. Deal with it.

    I can't fly either, but I don't plan on letting evolution stopping me from getting on an airplane, kid.

    Should I ever need such a technology, I'll pony up the bucks to get it done while laughing at the Luddites all the way. Deal with it.

  116. thx bozo by Britz · · Score: 1

    now get back to your cage, there are bananas waiting for you

  117. The value in people by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

    You know, I've been arguing with people that there's no such thing as free will for quite some time, so I just had to join in on this discussion. I do in fact believe that all our actions are due to biological and environmental stimuli and that choices are an illusion.

    If self is only an illusion it is by far one of the cruelest illusions that could come of nature, because without it there can be no concept of injustice, unfairness or abuse.

    I don't know that it's "cruel", but the rest of it is right. We sort of define as a society the concepts of injustice, unfairness and abuse, but there's no inherent "right" and "wrong". Look at what different cultures consider "right" and "wrong". What makes you think that your culture is the one that values the "correct" things? Heck, what we think is right and wrong changed over time. And even now, within the same culture, we don't agree. I'm sure plenty of your own neighbors would think there's nothing wrong with the technology you're complaining about. Why is it that their inner concept of right and wrong isn't telling them that it's "bad"? Why isn't mine?

    if there is no 'me' independent of my environment then why should I be concerned if I experience various stimuli?

    For the same reason any other animal tries to avoid pain and increase pleasure. You are wired to really dislike feeling pain, and really like feeling pleasure. Unless you're a masochist. Then you're wired a different way from the rest of us, and you're going to seek pain. See, the things that cause pain will usually be bad for the survival of your species, so natural selection would cause those that extremely disliked the nerve impulses associated with things like burning or cutting of your flesh to have an advantage over those that don't mind being burned and maimed. Humans are way more complex and we get to analyze our environment. Since we're capable of these complex analysis, we get to have more complex goals.

    The same is even more true about concern for someone else. It is irrational to be concerned either about yourself or somewhat else.

    Not irrational, no. Being concerned about what happens to us is what got us naturally selected. If you're not, you'll die off. There are plenty of advantages to being social creatures. A single human is not particularly strong, but together we rule the world and are on top of the food chain. There are other pack animals. My dog "cares" about me. He'll attack someone if he believes they're a threat to him, even if they're not threatening him directly. Bees will protect their queen. The queen is essential for their survival, so it benefits them.

    I think your flaw is the "if I'm not really making choices, why should I care about anything at all?" Well, who cares why you are wired to like pleasure, or how it works? You enjoy it, whatever that means, so enjoy it. Who cares if you're really making choices? The illusion is there, and if you can't tell that it's illusion, why does it matter?

    So like I said I think it is sad that people are even trying to invent this kind of thing. It goes against the idea that people are valuable.

    Now, I know you disagree with me on everything I said so far, and that's fine. I have nothing against religion, and if your beliefs help with your life, that's great. I don't mean that condescendingly, I accept the probability that you're right and I'm wrong, and there's a God, and we have free will. The thing about religion being unfalsifiable is that...well, it's unfalsifiable. It could very well be right.

    However, even if you are right, I don't see why that matters with the subject at hand, and I need to ask you this: is the life of an unwanted abandoned baby, created in an act of passion between parents who weren't thinking about the consequences of their actions, given more or less value than a baby created in the lab by scientists paid for by parents who want to build a family and will truly love the resulting child? Is the method of conception really that important?

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  118. Re:No same-sex biological children from this proce by denjin · · Score: 1

    Well, women have similar stem cells, so it's no problem.

    Also, two men could have their gametes mixed to make a girl... I mean, men have one X chromosome. They'd just each be donating an X...and obviously for making a male child, only one male's Y chromosome would get used. Two females could only make another female, of course.

  119. "Consider Her Ways" by exultavit · · Score: 1

    For more on this topic, try Consider Her Ways by John Wyndham. Men have been wiped out by a gender-specific plague, but an all-female caste society lives on, and considers itself a utopia.

    It's a longish short story, and available online for free over here. (Legitimately, no less.)

  120. Spermy grilles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great news for all you slash faggots! Now you can have fake spooge replicated all over your ugly mugs...

  121. +1, Female by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is the moderation for +1, Female.... or should that be -1. Hmm... I'm so confused.

  122. United States Department of Redunancy Department by woolio · · Score: 1

    So let me get this straight: you want to help a couple make a baby... by making a baby somewhere else, destroying it, harvesting its biological material, and using that material to make another baby, which you then give to the baby-challenged couple?

    Of course! It's an very old story:

    Let's say you need a home. What do you do?

    1) Buy a piece of land.
    2) Flatten/level the ground.
    3) Clear/burn/remove any plantlife, animals (Grass, Trees, plants, mice, termites, gophers, etc)
    4) Clear/burn/remove any existing buildings,
    5) Build a house (using WOODen structure and paper [drywall] walls)
    6) Plant tress, bushes, grass, vines, etc. Hope they grow...
    7) Get a cat/dog/fish.
    8) Dig a huge hole for a pool/spa/etc.

    I'm not a tree-hugger, so I find this somewhat amusing.

  123. difficulties with conception: by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

    "The hope here is to assist couples who are having difficulties with conception."

    Please. A bottle of wine, 2 joints and a video will get you much further than mouse dna.

  124. Pure selfishness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The hope here is to assist couples who are having difficulties with conception."

    Yes. Because even though something is wrong with your reproductive system it is vital that your DNA carry on in a child. Sure the child may have lifelong health problems, big deal. It will be _yours_ and that is what is important.

    People make me ill.

  125. Pregnancy Enhancing Substance by overbaud · · Score: 1

    Further research has show that providing the mice with booze resulted in an even greater number of offspring. Especially among the less attractive mice.

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  126. Getting deadly serious for a moment ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realise, do you not, that if a man were to spend the whole of his life from the moment his first pubic hair sprouted, just jacking off, pausing to recharge and then jacking off again, continuously until the day he died, he would still have had orders of magnitude fewer wanks in total than the number of sperm released in a single ejaculation? And that even when sexual intercourse results in conception, all but one {maybe two if mixed-sex twins} of the hundreds of millions of sperm in that ejaculation are wasted?

    1. Re:Getting deadly serious for a moment ..... by darkstormejd · · Score: 1

      He's referring to the Monty Python Song. Relax. (If you haven't heard the song... why not?

  127. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by famebait · · Score: 1

    Humans have free will, or else we would just be puppets.

    - and god wouldn't get to punish anybody.

    Imagine how boring that would be. Why else would you go to all the trouble of creating a sentient species, if not for the joy of sentencing the suckers to eternal torture if they should happen to actualy believe any of the logical conclusions of all those "tests of faith" that you sprinkled so liberally around, nay literally built their planet and universe from?

    Who wouldn't?

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  128. Isn't... by dolson · · Score: 1

    ...there already a method to help couples who can't have kids? Oh yes, here it is.

    I guess that's not good enough, and we need some scientifically-created gimp kids running around (more so than there already are).

  129. Uhm, scarier than that.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wouldn't this wind up producing a number of feti/embryos/children who were prison-bound, thuggish double Y chromosome men? And/or, where on earth would they even get the X chromosome from? And what about the mitochondrial DNA?

  130. Re:United States Department of Redunancy Departmen by susano_otter · · Score: 1

    I think your analogy strains to the breaking point fairly early on.

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  131. Should we really be going down this road? by Rhipf · · Score: 1

    The supposed reason for this research was to eventually help couple that have problems conceiving a child, have children. I may be totally clueless here but, maybe if you are having troubles conceiving you shouldn't be having children. This may seem rather harsh but I would hazard to guess that a lot of the reason that people can't have children is due to incompatible genes (either one of the parents or the combination of the two at conception). If we are going to embrace evolution and the "survival of the fittest" strategy than we have to accept that maybe some people won't be able to have children. It would be great to be able to jump ahead a few centuries and see what the result of all our current "baby medicine" will result in.

  132. Didn't We.... by airship · · Score: 1

    Didn't we already have enough mice?

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  133. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

    I cannot think of a more selfish act than to spend tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars to overcome your infertility

    I can think of plenty acts far more selfish, but really, it comes down to this: it's MY money. It isn't YOUR money. It isn't up to you how I spend my money. Whether it's on a $50,000 procedure to procreate my genes or the $50,000 price tag of an SUV, the only person who has any business providing any input on what I do with MY money is ME.

    Max

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  134. Can artificial women be far behind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, wait, we've had those for years. Never mind.

  135. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by VendingMenace · · Score: 1

    my answer is "i don't know what he likes." I dont presume to know either way -- at least based on his supposed actions.

    Just because a person does something does not mean that it is his first choice.

    It seems rediculous to try to tie up a god-type-thing by saying that he will only do what he likes. Isn't it possible that he would choose to let things exist that he doesn't like?

    Don't you agree?

  136. Re:No same-sex biological children from this proce by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    While it is true that males have an X and two Xs can be used to me used to a female, the article isn't talking about cloning a human being, but using a stem cell to produce a sperm. Now, if men have stem cells capable of producing the egg that is a totally different story.

  137. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    It seems rediculous to try to tie up a god-type-thing by saying that he will only do what he likes. Isn't it possible that he would choose to let things exist that he doesn't like?

    Don't you agree?


    Well, of course I agree to that. But what I'm asking is how anyone can claim to know what god likes and doesn't like. It's not like he actually communicates with us regularly, telling us, "ok humans, these new genetic modification experiments you're doing are bad. Stop it." But then we have people here telling us things aren't moral because they're against god's will. Huh? How do these people know this? Is god telling them something that he isn't telling the rest of us?

  138. That isn't a very good idea... by sirwired · · Score: 1

    That is NOT a moral judgement, it's common sense (or if you'd prefer - impersonally technical). No conception -> something's biologically wrong, possibly something with body plan/genetics -> even if conception is forced, there's a nonignorable chance that the children will have the same problem.

    There are a great many reasons why a couple may not be able to conceive, and I would go so far as to guess that the majority of them are NOT directly genetic. Otherwise harmless infections of various kinds, some forms of benign cancer, scar tissue from some past injury, etc.

    That IS eugenics. However, instead of "improving the species" based on intelligence, height, race, whatever, you are proposing we "improve the species" based on functioning reproductive anatomy. That makes even LESS sense than older forms of eugenics, which was already one of the stupidest and most hurtful ideas to come along in a long time.

    It's not strictly related to TFA, but these days, it's hard to tell if corrective medicine is actually helping "us" in the long term. In ages past, children who were not tough enough would simply die and, while grieving, nobody thought it "wrong". Now, such technically less viable children can be saved, but for who's good? Its or its parents? It sounds eugenical, but it's true that it makes the rich/medically advanced societies less resistant in the long term.

    I read a book called "Blade Runner" once, (No, not the movie based on a book of a different name)... The premise behind the book was that due to increasing healthcare costs, the government deemed that to receive any health care at all past the age of X (I don't remember the exact number), a citizen must be sterilized. The fictional study that kicked off that movement was something showing how Juvenille (sp?) Diabetes increased over time, and how costly that was. On the surface, it was "common sense". Without Insulin, a Type I Diabetic WILL die. Natrually, as they are saved, there will be more of them, at least more of them with a genetic predisposition towards it. IIRC, the crisis in the book was an easily-treatable pneumonia epidemic that threatened to decimate the population. (FYI, the title came from black-market medical-supply smugglers, aptly called "Blade Runners") It certainly seemed like a plausible scenario...

    If you decide that those that require corrective medical care are less "tough", and think this should be woven into policy, where do you draw the line? How do you decide if some injury or disease has a geneteic compoent or not? Did somebody suffer an infected compound fracture of the leg because of a random accident, or genetic bone weakness, genetic clumsiness, and genetic susceptiblity to infection?

    I am quite frankly astounded at your idea that grieving parents of old were sad, but didn't society think it was "wrong". Where does THAT come from? I am pretty sure that those parents and their societies would have paid quite a high price to prevent those deaths, if it were possible.

    Even more shocking is your idea that preventing infant mortality is for the good of the parents (by implication a selfish, irrational motive) instead of the child. Have you no compassion whatsoever? Do you think it would be a good idea to again unleash Polio across the world? Whooping Cough, Mumps, etc.? You know, all those deadly childhood diseases that only exist today in Western society as words on a vaccination record?

    Even if we confine the topic to "corrective" medicine (I'm not sure exactly why you even made the distinction), it ignores the fact that disease exists in all organisms. Basically, we all die of something, sometime. Where would you propose we draw the line in order to increase "toughness"? Do you propose we simply let nature take it's course? While we are at it, lets get rid of some of those other things that increase wussiness, like all technology. Do you think the hypothermia correction benefits of fire make us wimps?

    Perhaps you can be an example t

  139. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    it's MY money. It isn't YOUR money. It isn't up to you how I spend my money

    I believe I said that in my comment. I have full respect for your freedoms.

    the only person who has any business providing any input on what I do with MY money is ME.

    That's total bullshit. Along with your fredom to do as you wish with your money is my freedom to express my thoughts on the matter. You're free to ignore me, but I'll provide whatever input I want on the off chance it actually changes somebody's mind into thinking the way I think.

  140. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    Given the choice between having my own (genetically speaking) children and adopting someone else's (genetically speaking), I would prefer the former.

    I can't think of anything to say to that, but "Duh". I'm talking about people who, not only weren't given that choice, but decide that nothing in life is more important than having their own children. It's not selfish to want children, or even to want your own children more than somebody else's children. There is a line that gets crossed when you decide that nothing in your life could possibly be more important than having your own children. It takes a special kind of obscession with your own desires to be so unable to come to terms with your inability to procreate that you are willing to risk your financial wellbeing, your relationship with your loved ones, and the health of your potential offspring to get yourself a genetic decendent.

  141. Re:If god doesn't want you to to have kids... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    Saying someone is selfish for wanting to overcome their infertility is saying they are selfish for being human.

    Good thing I didn't say that then, huh? It would have been pretty stupid.

    There is a big difference between wanting to overcome your infertility, and betting the farm on a slim chance of overcoming your infertility. You have two points listed there. At some point you have to cope with the disappointment on not achieving #2 in order to satisfy #1. It is an ability that most humans have also have from years of evolution.

    you can't get rid of that "fixation" with therapy....you can only suppress it

    The existance of peaceful human civilization is based on our ability to suppress instinctive tendancies that have negative consequences.

  142. All male society? by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    I can't believe the GNAA trolls haven't jumped on this one yet. Erm, that didn't come out right...

    I'm not supporting the trolls or what they do, but "Gayniggers from Outer Space" is a rather amusing short movie... once. After that, it's only good for making friends sit through, while promising them it gets better. Sort of like "Zardoz", only not so long.

    I once tried to get favorable attention from a geeky gal by introducing her to "Gayniggers", as I have long known her to be a bad film aficionado. Unfortunately it didn't work, she just ended up retaliating by making me sit through "Dracula 3000". I thought it might actually have worked -- she's the only person *I* know who has ever worn a "Kuato Lives" T-shirt in public.

    Mal-2

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