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MySpace #1 US Destination Last Week

An anonymous reader writes "Hitwise is reporting that MySpace has reached the top, surpassing Yahoo! Mail as the most visited site on the internet for US users. Seeing a 4300% increase in visits in just two short years, this internet sensation has come quite a long ways. From the article: 'To put MySpace's growth in perspective, if we look back to July 2004 myspace.com represented only .1% of all Internet visits. This time last year myspace.com represented 1.9% of all Internet visits. With the week ending July 8, 2006 market share figure of 4.5% of all the US Internet visits.'"

381 comments

  1. blwh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And boy is that depressing

    1. Re:blwh by bigman2003 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nobody has replied yet...but I deserve to get flamed.

      After some research, I found that they are running a huge mish-mash of different languages and middleware. Calling it ColdFusion at this point is pretty much incorrect.

      So, I was wrong.

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    2. Re:blwh by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, I was wrong.

            You must be new here. ;)

    3. Re:blwh by Joe+U · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sorry, I'm going to have to flame you.

      I program in CF, sometimes it just drives me NUTS! Its the tons of little problems that Adobe/Macromedia/Allaire won't fix.

      Honestly, CF is on a slow decline. It had potential, but they were more interested in making a quick buck. (No service packs for CF5 is criminal)

      And NewAtlanta is not much better. Could have come out with a $300 CF server, flooded the market and charged extra for support. But no, instead you get a free license that basically says you can't run hello world without asking permission and commercial one is $900. Why would I spend $900 for a CF clone? The original doesn't cost much more.

    4. Re:blwh by uncle_riley · · Score: 2, Funny

      To be fair, he only checked his facts after he had already posted

    5. Re:blwh by balloonhead · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not really - these aren't real people causing hits.

      You'll notice the timing of the traffic surge with recent terrorist event and subsequent legislation.

      It's mostly just PATRIOT act research by the gummint to check out prospective employees.

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    6. Re:blwh by modeless · · Score: 1

      Well, even if it was all ColdFusion it would hardly be a great case study. Myspace is notorious for slowness and downtime. Just today I got several random timeout errors browsing around it.

    7. Re:blwh by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

      To be fair[...]

            Wow. That's two of you this evening!

    8. Re:blwh by Vo0k · · Score: 5, Funny

      Seems you are depressed. You may want to visit that site, MySpace.com, where you will find many other depressed people with similar problems and be able to share your misery with them.

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    9. Re:blwh by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      Considering that some people don't think it's enterprise capable... hopefuly it indeed is not.
      Crash. CF Crash. Crash CF Crash.
      Make this abomination vanish from the face of the Net!

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    10. Re:blwh by walnutmon · · Score: 1

      I think that "blwh" is my new favorite onomonopia (I have no clue if that is spelled right), it's like "blah", but more disgusted.

      Current Mood: blwh

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    11. Re:blwh by kz45 · · Score: 1

      Well, even if it was all ColdFusion it would hardly be a great case study. Myspace is notorious for slowness and downtime. Just today I got several random timeout errors browsing around it

      I second this. I have had so many search timeouts that I had to just stop using myspace for awhile. This may not be specifically because of CF, but it definitly doesn't give it any extra bonus points.

    12. Re:blwh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But the part that makes me happy is that MySpace runs on ColdFusion.
      It doesn't. It has been rebuilt on ASP.NET 2.0.
    13. Re:blwh by Rostis · · Score: 2, Funny

      You must be new here. ;)

    14. Re:blwh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful?

      Uh.

      NO.

    15. Re:blwh by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Funny
      Not really - these aren't real people causing hits. You'll notice the timing of the traffic surge with recent terrorist event and subsequent legislation. It's mostly just PATRIOT act research by the gummint to check out prospective employees.

      I think you need to readjust your frequency there, Kenneth.

    16. Re:blwh by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      and when you are done with your misery, there is a crapload of twisted porn there as well.

      Myspace seems to have the largest amateur porn collection on the planet.

      Not that I am complaining, but kids searching in it stumble on the porn quite easily. Searching myspace for cucumbers gives you lots of sex with vegatables myspace pages.

      Not that I was looking for those pages, I wanted tips for growing better cucumbers.... really I was! REALLY! stop smirking!

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    17. Re:blwh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I'll admit, I only been to myspace a few times and that was simply to change the password of an account someone else created using my email address. I would have completely ignored it but the account had naked pictures of some chick and I was getting bombarded with hundreds of emails asking me questions and people wanting to become my "friend".

      Well, now that I have a myspace account, what exactly do I have to search for to find this amature porn? Not that I am interested but.. I could use an alternative to usenet.

    18. Re:blwh by General+Wesc · · Score: 1

      It used to get errors all the time. It seems better lately though. Maybe because of your later post explaining that it's no longer pure CFML.

    19. Re:blwh by compass46 · · Score: 1

      Not that I am complaining, but kids searching in it stumble on the porn quite easily."


      Huh? I've been using myspace for a bit searching for old aquaintances from college and where I grew up and I have yet to come across any random porn.

    20. Re:blwh by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "And boy is that depressing"

      I'll tell you what's depressing. I've actually made contact with a lot more of my high-school classmates through a week of searching MySpace than I have through a couple of years of spending $15 at Classmates.com. I suppose there's some sense to it. When I was in hs, the internet was JUST becoming popular to the masses, but it wasn't something a lot of my classmates bothered with. I can imagine the appeal of 'make a web page with a few clicks of the mouse'. Blah. I hate wandering into MySpace. I like re-connecting with friends from years ago, but I don't want to hear their favorite songs playing. At the same time, though, it's nice to see the photo montages of their kids.

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  2. Not again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good Lord, another myspace mashup ;)

    1. Re:Not again by tonsofpcs · · Score: 4, Funny

      All it means is they got slashdotted in the past week....

    2. Re:Not again by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      All it means is they got slashdotted in the past week....

      Problem with that: slashdot isn't one of the top five...(!)

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    3. Re:Not again by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 1

      Hey, people, all of us could benefit from a little more humour, right? So, please, please, don't spoil jokes with factual comments, ok? thanks

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  3. In Unrelated News... by cyranoVR · · Score: 5, Funny

    In completely unrelated news, Yahoo! has announced that starting next month users of their free Yahoo! Mail service will have a new feature: pictures of scantly-clad 16 year-olds on their mail home page.

    1. Re:In Unrelated News... by Tsiangkun · · Score: 0, Troll

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    2. Re:In Unrelated News... by andrewman327 · · Score: 1
      Where's the "+1 obscure allusion to recent /. story"?


      In all seriousness, I wonder how much of that Myspace traffic is just from the spam bots that are responsible for so much of what is on that site.

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    3. Re:In Unrelated News... by Tsiangkun · · Score: 2, Funny

      more than 36 hours have passed since the story was posted, I guess everyone forgot about it.
      Good question about the bot traffic though. I know i get more spam from myspace than any other site i visit.

    4. Re:In Unrelated News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nothing says "I love you" like a spatula

      And nothing says "I love you like a spatula."

    5. Re:In Unrelated News... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1
  4. Worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Myspace is the most pointless, horribly designed site on the internet.

    1. Re:Worthless. by Golias · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Myspace is the most pointless, horribly designed site on the internet.

      In other news, MySpace was designed.

      Clue to all geeks everywhere:

      Nobody cares that MySpace runs on code that is inelegant, nor that it results in sloppy-looking personal pages

      It's a big ol' mess, but it's a big ol' mess that a lot of young folks find useful. End of story.

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    2. Re:Worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to give you some perspective;
      http://www.interacs.com/canyonrick/

    3. Re:Worthless. by 8ball629 · · Score: 1

      Pointless? No. Horribly designed? In a programmer's point of view.

      If you read the stats again you'd realize that it isn't pointless to many people because its ranked #1 in the US and apparently all of the features that have been "designed" into the website draw a lot of attention. Good AND bad attention, but attention is attention and attention is $$$.

      As much as I despise the website with its all around immaturity and sloppiness, I wish I was a part of it because I could use some money right about now.

    4. Re:Worthless. by CRCulver · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Myspace is the most pointless, horribly designed site on the internet.

      You know, the parts of MySpace that relate to one's own account, messaging, posting pictures and updating one's profile, etc. aren't actually that bad. I think it's quite usable. The problem is that individual user pages can look however the user wants, and there are no constraints to ensure a readable result. People will put black text on a black background if they think it's cool. I wish MySpace had only provided a limited (but sufficiently varied) number of themes, but since it is the #1 site right now, it seems like the American public really doesn't care.

    5. Re:Worthless. by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      People engage in pointless things all the time, being popular does not have much to do with wether it is or is not pointless. Frankly I find the entire story soemwhat depressing.

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    6. Re:Worthless. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      The problem is that individual user pages can look however the user wants, and there are no constraints to ensure a readable result

      It's even worse. Do you think that even 1% of the users on the site have the first clue on how to write CSS to change the formatting of their pages? No, of course not. They go to one of a brazillion "Myspace theme" pages, pick one that looks only moderately hideous, then cut and paste the code which generally breaks things like scrolling on top of looking like ass.

    7. Re:Worthless. by SamSim · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, we as geeks care. We care because we put lots of effort into making our code work elegantly and our websites look good, and it doesn't seem to make any difference. We care, because we're really great at this stuff, but marketing trumps usability every time. We care because Myspace sucks, but there are millions of people using it, and it's like a big slap in the face for every one of us who put any effort into our work.

    8. Re:Worthless. by wfberg · · Score: 1

      Actually, we as geeks care.

      Yeah. Cause slashdot is and always has been the paragon of neat code and standards compliant HTML+CSS.

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    9. Re:Worthless. by baadger · · Score: 1
    10. Re:Worthless. by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 5, Interesting
      It doesn't seem to make any difference. We care, because we're really great at this stuff, but marketing trumps usability every time.

      MySpace is well designed, you just can't see the forest for the trees.

      Firstly, go read this article which talks about what geeks call "marketing", which is often used as a throwaway term for all the parts of running a software business that the programmers don't really understand or care about. MySpace has not done any serious marketing. It grew entirely through word of mouth.

      Next, go actually look at MySpace, and do it through the eyes of a non-technical young person. I don't mean a 16 year old, though I'm sure there are lots there, I mean anybody under 35. MySpace offers the following things:

      • It's distracting and fun. It has lots of features that let people spend their time just faffing around - redesigning their profile yet again, finding cool bands, seeing who their friends friends are, writing on peoples walls etc. If there's nothing good on TV and they don't have much energy it's an easy way to be entertained.

      • It lets people express themselves. Ever wondered why almost every MySpace profile page is customised? Well, people just love to express themselves. How many people live in a room with no ornaments or posters or personal artifacts? Hardly anybody right? Why do people blow 8mb of memory on a wallpaper that will sit under their copy of Word for 90% of the day? Why do people use annoying custom ringtones that they change every few weeks? People like to customise their personal space, it's just a part of who we are, and MySpace allows you to do that.

      • It's a quick and easy way for musicians to get their music out to the masses. See the example of Lily Allen in the UK for somebody who made it big via MySpace. Ditto for I think the Arctic Monkeys.

      • It can be used as a dating site even though it's not marketed that way.

        It used to be that people met through local institutions ... if you go back and ask your grandmother how she met your grandfather I wouldn't be surprised to hear an answer like "we went to the same church" or "he worked in a local shop and I saw him every day when buying groceries". This sort of thing is now very uncommon. People live more isolated lives, and it's often hard to date people you meet through work due to workplace politics - this is especially true of slightly older types who are in management.

        So it's not surprising that surveys and studies everywhere show that use of internet dating is way, way up and growing all the time. But it still has some social stigma attached to it. MySpace lets you search peoples profiles by region and easily contact them, which is all you really need to have a "dating site", except anybody who is on there can simply say they are there because their friends are there, because they like the bands etc. And for people looking it's better too, as people tend to post (mostly) real photos and don't just make stuff up, because they know their friends might see it.

      • It has lots and lots and lots of people

      Some things MySpace doesn't have: technical sophistication, robustness, speed - all the things geeks value. These things do matter, look at how totally Facebook has crushed MySpace amongst those who have access to it. But never discount the value of a good social design, because these sites aren't tech demos, they are social networking sites.

    11. Re:Worthless. by Subm · · Score: 1

      but marketing trumps usability every time

      What marketing are you talking about for MySpace? MySpace is growing because users share their experiences with each other, not because it's marketed. I would tend to call that usability.

      If you want to create products that your users use more, you might want to think about that.

    12. Re:Worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you just missed the point
      the technical design sucks. myspace is always hacked, always down, always slow. and throw asp errors to your face.
      nothing to see with the fact that the CONCEPT was a good idea. Really, nothing.

    13. Re:Worthless. by 8ball629 · · Score: 1

      Its actually a good media for local bands more than anything - if you were in a local band, you might agree.

    14. Re:Worthless. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Have you ever considered that the myspace management care more about what the users want than what the developers want?

    15. Re:Worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We care because Myspace sucks, but there are millions of people using it, and it's like a big slap in the face for every one of us who put any effort into our work.

      And boy, this is the most awesome thing about myspace. For every person that uses it and loves it, it's another slap in the face of socially-inept, arrogant, elitist nerds everywhere.

    16. Re:Worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can say, with quite some certainty, that it is in fact you who are totally and completely missing the point. Have a nice day!

      (Hint: The technical design doesn't matter in the slightest.)

    17. Re:Worthless. by lonecrow · · Score: 1

      I read an article a dozen years ago about the different ways that cell phones were marketed in the US and Japan. In the US mobile phones were pitched as executive devices and then trickled down, in Japan they were marketed to teenagers first.

      If I learned my lesson from the article maybe I would created mySpace instead of all these truly useful sites for adults. :(

    18. Re:Worthless. by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      Excellent post. I wish I had some mod points for you. I used to hate MySpace as well for the obvious reasons that have already been listed, but after I signed up for an account since my gf and many of my friends were members, I began to see its appeal. Sure, it doesn't negate the messy code/design, but as a programmer, I've gotten much more from browsing the site and trying to see why people are attracted to the site than from simply dismissing one of the most popular sites on the internet off hand.

      It's easy to just disregard the site as having "good marketing", but as you said, that simply isn't true. In fact, MySpace began with very humble beginnings competing with much better marketed/funded social networks such as Findapix (now, Mixture), Xanga, and Friendster, but its feature design gained it widespread popularity through word of mouth.

      As a web developer for an independent record label I am forced to recognize the efficacy of their musicians pages as well as other social networking features. The problem is, most of MySpace's brilliance doesn't lie in the code per se, but rather in the design of its social networking features and the kind of social interaction it facilitates. The site encourages users to reach out and network with new people, to explore new music, and connects people with similar tastes/interests. The extensive social network it builds is also a powerful PR resource for its users, particularly independent musicians. This kind of web development genius isn't likely to be tought in a CS class or discussed in programming texts. Unfortunately, most slashdotters are just too arrogant to see it and learn from MySpace's success.

      It's easy to be bitter about the success of others, but it's more useful to keep an open mind and try to learn what it is that has helped others achieve their success.

    19. Re:Worthless. by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      True that. I'm a web developer/graphic designer for an independent metal label, and even though I absolutely abhor the design of MySpace, and find most people on the site to be very banal, I've been forced to recognize the usefulness of the site as a PR/marketing resource for indie musicians. All of our bands have their own websites, but many still choose to setup a MySpace page because of the exposure it gives them. They're obviously doing something right that a lot of developers can learn from.

    20. Re:Worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MySpace has not done any serious marketing. It grew entirely through word of mouth.

      And that is where you lost me. I'm sorry, but that is a complete and utter lie.

  5. Reminds me of this old joke by rolfwind · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:Reminds me of this old joke by cerberusss · · Score: 2, Funny

      Copy/paste for the lazy masses:

      SURVEY: MAJORITY OF WEB USERS ARE
      FBI AGENTS POSING AS TEENAGE GIRLS
      Survey Shows Evolving Web No Longer Dominated by Male Techies


      NEW YORK, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) -- The Internet reached a demographic milestone this week as a new study revealed that for the first time, the majority of U.S. Internet users are FBI agents posing as teenage girls.

      The report, by research firm Media Metrix, marks the first time the demographic group known as "males" has not been in the majority. Chart of FBI Undercover Agents as Percent of All Web Users

      According to the survey, which tracked online usage from January through July, 50.4 percent of U.S. Web users -- or nearly 38 million -- are FBI agents posing as teenage girls. That's still below the percentage of FBI agents posing as teenage girls in the overall population, which according to U.S. Census figures is 55.7 percent. However, the report noted that FBI agents posing as teenage girls represent the fastest growing segment of Web users, increasing 185 percent in the past 12 months.

      "This study reveals that the Internet has come of age as a practical medium and is no longer dominated by the male techie crowd," said Randall Stinson, editor of American Demographics magazine. `These newcomers are saying, 'The Internet is about more than being a geek. It's about shopping and staying in touch with family and posing as a little girl to apprehend geeks.'"

      Web sites catering to teenage girls corroborated the findings. "At least half" of Gurl.com's 1.3 million unique monthly visitors are FBI agents posing as teenage girls, said Gurl.com spokesperson Helen Kattrall. "It's easy to tell the difference," she said. "Real teens chat with each other about boys and school and celebrities. But FBI agents posing as teenage girls are never interested in girl-talk. They tend to write things like, 'Hi, I'm Emily. I'm almost 13, and I'm looking for a father figure willing to cross state lines.'"

      In a statement, the FBI disputed the study's findings and insisted its agents are not working on that many cases. However, the bureau conceded it cannot rule out the possibility that some agents are posing as teenage girls in their free time.

      In other survey findings:

      More than 60 percent of female respondents say cybersex is equivalent to infidelity, but a staggering 92 percent of FBI agents posing as teenage girls approve of cybersex as long as it leads to an arrest and conviction.

      Nearly one third of pedophiles say they actually go to teen sites in hopes of meeting FBI agents.

      Four out of five men say they watch women's gymnastics and figure skating for the athleticism. Nine out of ten women say they are lying.

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    2. Re:Reminds me of this old joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, Sir, but I just do _not_ find your comment funny in the least. Why, I ask, why!, would you insinuate that the FBI would have the slightest interest in irrelevant MySpace 'websites' written by irrelevant small-time go-nowhere crap-ass bands? Why?! Answer that question, and you might have my respect. Answer that question well, and you will have my respect.

      But I predict - most probably correctly - that you will not answer my challange, and instead slink back to your small little parent's basement where you spend your time defacating and reading slashdot until your bell tolls. Your bell, sir.

    3. Re:Reminds me of this old joke by enitime · · Score: 5, Funny
      I always hear it as:

      The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and children are federal agents.

    4. Re:Reminds me of this old joke by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      Because it's where all the kiddy fiddlers hang out. Can I have your respect now?

    5. Re:Reminds me of this old joke by yourOneManArmy · · Score: 0

      So HtSxyGrl29 is a guy?

    6. Re:Reminds me of this old joke by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      HOLY CRAP!!! OK, I admit it...I'm really half Cocker Spaniel and half Great Dane...you got a problem with that?????

    7. Re:Reminds me of this old joke by NoGuffCheck · · Score: 1

      a bit late but ive just seen this article on the front page of the sydney morning herald.

      Aussie jailed in net lure sting
      Lucas McKay DAVID BRAITHWAITE 2:33pm | Australian who emailed photos of his genitals to a US teen jailed after detectives posed online as a 14-year-old.

      I read you post yesterday and when i saw this article i almoast pissed myself

      article here

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  6. 4300% by The+Hobo · · Score: 1

    Why didn't they take the epoch when the site started, so they'd go up by +inf%?

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    1. Re:4300% by eklitzke · · Score: 1

      Because division by zero is undefined, not infinite.

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    2. Re:4300% by The+Hobo · · Score: 1

      I was referring to computer division by 0, which gives us the +inf by IEEE standards

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  7. What can we learn from this? by ThePineTree.net · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How can we learn from this to make our sites better. Can we translate this type of activity to the 30+ crowd instead of just the teens?

    1. Re:What can we learn from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't count on it in this youth-centric culture. just be glad you're male instead of female where you're an old hag by 30.

    2. Re:What can we learn from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fads happen?

    3. Re:What can we learn from this? by cgenman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I wanted to write a humorous response, but the answer is simply: yes.

      Basically, My Space does all of those sappy things that the internet was supposed to do years ago. The content is all by users. It's all about helping people network with eachother. It appeals to people's vanity as well as their curiosity. It happens to have a great underserved niche (indie bands) that tent pegs it even if they aren't the primary users. It's naughty. It's viral.

      Basically, put control in the hands of your users, and let them work for the communal site. Find some underserved niche and add features to support their usage habits. Make sure everyone joins. Don't censor interesting stuff. Be a community builder rather than a content provider.

      Let them build it, and they will come.

    4. Re:What can we learn from this? by roe1352 · · Score: 1

      There are more than just teens on there. More and more mature users are using it. I used to hate on the site, but once I tried it, it was like crack. Try it. You'll like it.

    5. Re:What can we learn from this? by mahulth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Disclaimer: this isn't meant to argue against your question, just that you happened to mention how this can apply to the 30+ crowd and I figured I'd say how it already has. Social communities in the professional crowd thus far are awkward at best, usually because professionals simply don't want to waste their time on a networking tool based off of a teen socializing model.

      You'd be amazed how many 30+ users are on myspace. Just cause you're 30, doesn't mean you can't be involved in the service industry, the music industry, maybe joined a rollerderby league, or simply enjoy shooting the shit with old friends. Not everyone whose 30 is married with kids in the 'burbs. From friends who are posting some smack after finishing bar shifts to bands who wanna let the ol' timers in town know they're playing a gig to keeping in touch with friends who moved away, it's an extremely useful - and oftentimes hilarious - way to connect with one another.

      I myself am 30, a computer scientist and single living in the city. I used to do punk shows and run a distro in college. So I mainly use it for keeping in touch with old bands I used to work with coming through and, of course, giving my friends a hard time every once in a while. It certainly doesn't suck up my time, and usually have quite a bit of fun with it.

      And certainly what no one I know who's 30+ has used it for is trying to find a date. I know they're out there, but they're hardly the ones who are establishing the "community". And yes, thus far using myspace may be more of a "city thing", but it works, it's fun, and it's incredibly useful - for all kinds of things (especially for finding new bands (but that's a whole other basis for argument)).

    6. Re:What can we learn from this? by tsa · · Score: 1

      No way. I have my own site thank you.

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    7. Re:What can we learn from this? by SamSim · · Score: 1

      I don't think thirtysomethings in general go for "crazes" in the same way that 15-25-year-olds do. It may be impossible to get a reaction on the same scale from that demographic.

    8. Re:What can we learn from this? by lavaface · · Score: 1
      Well, I'm 27 and I have several friends 28-30 something on the site. I don't use it all too often but is useful to get announcements of local shows, or other bulletins from friends. I also have gotten friend requests from other designers and musicians who share similar interests. It really can be a good networking tool. I would use the site more if the markup wasn't so atrocious and I could export/migrate my data. Ads that hurt my eyeballs and brain aren't a problem thanks to Adblock.

      A friend got me to sign up for friendster a few years ago. I never really used it although I did run into a couple of folks I hadn't seen in years. We've now pretty much switched to Myspace but re-entering all the information was an annoyance.

      Which brings up the big issue in my head: when will we have an open XML schema so migrating between different sites is a bit more seemless. Sorry, but FOAF and XFN just don't cut it. So far the closest thing I've seen to a workable solution is the XDI initiative(Web 3.0?). The W3C has passed on the proposal so far but I see something like it as an inevitable development of the Net. The closest analogy I can think of at the moment is a turbocharged vCard.

      I've been researching Drupal and Wordpress in depth for a while now. These packages can offer many features of Myspace if you install the right modules . . . or you could hold your nose, join myspace and try to make the best of it.

    9. Re:What can we learn from this? by hob42 · · Score: 1

      The few MySpace pages I've seen (being RL friends who said "come see my new page!!! isn't it cool?!?") choose font colors and background images such that I can't read their pages without highlighting the text, block by block.

      I'm afraid to say, I haven't had any urge to go back.

    10. Re:What can we learn from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know this one. I mean, poop, crap, ass-choco, brown-cream... but fads? I stepped in a fads?

    11. Re:What can we learn from this? by Vo0k · · Score: 0

      And I have my own crack.

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    12. Re:What can we learn from this? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      It is addictive, but it's also frustratingly buggy. I almost chucked my laptop after it ate a somewhat lengthy post. That was last summer.

      I did get some gigs and had sex with some young girls looking for daddy figures*, but I had to bail. It was too much of a time waster, and it was seriously cutting into my time wasting time on slashdot.

      *Seriously, if you have any sort of income, there's a young chick out there who would love to have you spend some of it on her. They're sick of their high school and college boys that are always broke. Assuming you have some social skills and aren't disgusting, of course. Just be careful she's not too young. I have a feeling if I was still on there, I might be in trouble now.

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    13. Re:What can we learn from this? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I haven't used it to get a date, but I have used it to get laid. But I recently moved into my 40s, so I'm a lot less proud. =)

      I had to stop, however. It was too addictive and I couldn't use it in moderation.

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    14. Re:What can we learn from this? by rgravina · · Score: 1

      Now that's two posts claiming you got laid. What are you waiting for, someone to say congratulations?

    15. Re:What can we learn from this? by owlnation · · Score: 2, Funny
      How can we learn from this to make our sites better. Can we translate this type of activity to the 30+ crowd instead of just the teens?
      I think the bad news is that the technology is fine. The problem is the people. I realized a while back that the Myspace website isn't what I don't like, it's the users. I'm just a grumpy old man I guess.

      However, if anyone wants to build a "B Ark" offering free seats to Myspace users and then blast them all off into space, they would have my full support.
    16. Re:What can we learn from this? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Don't begrudge me my moment in the slashdot sun!

      Actually, I was figuring someone would ask me what it's like.

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    17. Re:What can we learn from this? by dodobh · · Score: 1
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    18. Re:What can we learn from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      Basically, put control in the hands of your users, and let them work for the communal site.
      And now we've finally seen that, if left in the hands of the unwashed masses, the Internet would be a complete piece of shit environment. 99.999% of all MySpace sites remind me of somebody's shitty Geocities web site from 8-10 years ago. It doesn't help matters that their entire template system to build your web page promotes this absolutely crappy format. Are you telling me nobody could come up with snazzy looking template-made home pages using modern technologies? Here's a style hint, automatically playing music went out with MIDI files on web pages in 1994. It was cute at the time, but now it's fucking annoying to load up a page and have a video or mp3 start playing if you haven't blocked that stuff with your browser.
    19. Re:What can we learn from this? by Thyamine · · Score: 1

      It's too late for some of the 30+. I work with a number of people who see the computer as a tool that they use for their job, and when they go home they don't bother with it. They don't play games, they don't really bother with anything on the web, they may have personal mail, but I don't know.

      Having just turned 30, I can say that I find myspace interesting to poke around on, yes I've created an account, I found it fairly boring, but then I don't have a whole class or school of friends who are also on to 'network' with. I think we're at a point where we have a fairly defined line of people who are growing up with computers as necessary to their existence, and on the older end, people who saw the computer developed during their lifetime and don't have it completely integrated into their life. Using the computer is a deliberate action for them, like getting in the car and driving somewhere.

      For most teens and 20somethings it's something that's always on and part of the daily multi-tasking, so visiting myspace or facebook can happen a dozen times a day easily. I know that I'm on /. or Ars or msg boards constantly between eating, during commercials, while drinking my coffee. So to answer your question, if you really want to draw 30+ like that, you'd have to change people's lifestyles or come up with something that would draw those 30+ in who are like me and need a little bit more than teen angst blogs to read.

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    20. Re:What can we learn from this? by colmore · · Score: 1

      Friendster (as far as I know the first one of these sites) was targetted at 20-35 year olds. I think it died off due to poor service and frequent outages though.

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    21. Re:What can we learn from this? by rgravina · · Score: 1

      Yes, I was too harsh :) Congrats!

    22. Re:What can we learn from this? by CagedBear · · Score: 1

      Unbelievable. You are saying it's a great place to take advantage of young, lonely women with low self esteem.

      Here's a thought. Pick one who is over 18 and you can stand to be around, marry her and be a good provider.

    23. Re:What can we learn from this? by Seraph · · Score: 1
      I did get some gigs and had sex with some young girls looking for daddy figures*, but I had to bail.


      You left out the word "post."
    24. Re:What can we learn from this? by jeffstar · · Score: 1

      For the first time ever a girl gave me her myspace URL and email address instead of her phone number in the bar last week. I said I wouldn't accept it and demanded her phone number which she coughed up. I called the phone number a couple hours later at 3am and had an incoherent conversation with somebody (parents?). Now I am on myspace.

    25. Re:What can we learn from this? by jeremyds · · Score: 1

      Being that MySpace is all about user-created content, there's nothing stopping it from appealing to any age demographic. Even though MySpace is still mostly dominated by teens and college students, I'm increasingly seeing older people. I'm 28 and many of my friends are in their late 20's to early 30's, most of whom have signed up in the last couple of months. I've found several friends from high school and college that I haven't talked to in years.

    26. Re:What can we learn from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a thought. Pick one who is over 18 and you can stand to be around, marry her and be a good provider.

      Are you crazy? It sounds like the GP had much more fun. Just because you did it doesn't mean that everyone has to be miserable like you...

    27. Re:What can we learn from this? by creepynut · · Score: 1

      What's it like?

    28. Re:What can we learn from this? by zasos · · Score: 1

      ....so what are the true inovations on the web in the past 10 years? email, message board, and html - all of those are old... permutations are being billed as the great new thing: blogs, social networks, etc... but really was anything new invented in the past 10 years?...

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    29. Re:What can we learn from this? by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      Taste. If you look at most of the web today, it's a lot more tasteful and usable than it was a few years ago. Myspace is a big anachronism in this respect.

      I use Myspace by staying the hell away from it and not having an account. It keeps a bunch of dumbasses from polluting the rest of the internet with their garbage, and for that I thank it.

    30. Re:What can we learn from this? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I was going to say the Wiki but that's eleven years old. Frack!

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    31. Re:What can we learn from this? by frankiecares · · Score: 1

      My Space has opened a whole new horizon for me. There was a time I said no to the cell phone, now it goes everywhere I go. Once I said no to My Space but now I can't stop. We change as technology changes, and some of us prefer a different way of saying hello. My Space has offered me an opportunity to aquaint with all types of human beings, exploring different avenues, running my fingers through their spine without even touching them. My Space has given me relaxation, expression and emotions that I normally would lack otherwise and it prevents other emotions from arising,for example, PMS. My Space has given me a piece of mind knowing I can check on my children without ever making judgement and perhaps one day if any of them disappeared, chances are stronger someone had contact and would help. My Space has given me the opportunity and courage to get more involved with the public, and though I do browse everywhere on the enternet, I feel a warm place in My Space. More and more adults my age are coming aboard, Could this be the "new-age link" between the young and old? Hmmm...now there's a plus. Perhaps one day, I may want to create my own website, but for now, I get to practice for free and see if I can keep up, I am 47 and loving it!

  8. So this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    that myspace.com is now offically the new sewer of the internet?

    the downhill trend of quality of life continues

    1. Re:So this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, AOL is re-focusing.

    2. Re:So this means... by denttford · · Score: 1

      You know, this bit of news doesn't seem so bad - or at least unexpected - after I came across this today. The review is priceless.
      Priceless like plastic pink flamingos.

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    3. Re:So this means... by samsonov · · Score: 1
      that myspace.com is now offically the new sewer of the internet?

      Not sure if I would say new...

      It is funny how things have changed over the years since Mr. Berners-Lee created the first web server...

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  9. noooooooo!! by nagashi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Al Gore would be turning in his grave if he wasn't a robotic zombie incapable of death, charged to guard the internet for all time.

    1. Re:noooooooo!! by PakProtector · · Score: 1
      Al Gore would be turning in his grave if he wasn't a robotic zombie incapable of death, charged to guard the internet for all time.

      I knew it! Al Gore is the Ghost in the Machine!

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    2. Re:noooooooo!! by macadamia_harold · · Score: 1

      Al Gore would be turning in his grave if he wasn't a robotic zombie incapable of death, charged to guard the internet for all time.

      You don't need to charge him. He's solar powered.

    3. Re:noooooooo!! by splodger75 · · Score: 1

      I thought he was meant to cast the tie-breaking vote in the senate. That, and protect the space-time continuum.

  10. Worrisome, but not unexpected by eplossl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Consider...

    Today, we have online dating, message boards for everything, and web based chat everywhere. If a site isn't dynamic, it's quickly dropped by the online populace. The fact is, this is not unexpected. Myspace.com spent some time developing a site where people could blog and network. It worked for them.

    The worrisome part of this is that people don't seem to understand how potentially dangerous this is. Consider the sheer volume of details some people (read: children) put on their myspace accounts. Parents SHOULD police this, but, all too often, they don't. The fact is that this service presents all too much possibility for children to get hurt. Consider also the single women all over who post their info online. Some of them realize that they shouldn't post that they live alone in an apartment in south-central LA, but others would very quickly post this sort of thing. Unfortunately, this again puts people at risk.

    I don't think that the site should be stopped from operating, as I tend to be somewhat of the opinion that if you put your details out there for the world to see, it's your fault if something bad happens. OTOH, people need to think a bit more.

    1. Re:Worrisome, but not unexpected by superchi · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. We just need a few more reports in the media of people losing their jobs and getting physically assaulted and maybe one or two really gruesome cases of cannabalism.

      Once there was a time when it was fairly acceptable to hitchhike, but it only took a few horror stories (urban legends?) and now there are very few hitchhikers or people willing to pick up hitchhikers.

      We just need a "MySpace Killer" and then we'll find some equilibrium in this phenomenon.

    2. Re:Worrisome, but not unexpected by Eivind · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You're rigth -- one should in general consider the consequences of what one is doing.

      But be careful not to fall into the panic-trap. Life does not consist of a series of crisis. Most things that in principle can go wrong, do not, infact, go wrong. Theres a line between sensible caution and downrigth paranoia.

      If you pay too much attention to never risking anything, you give up something else; your freedom.

      Some people say, young females should never travel alone. I've read tips that you, as a single traveller, should refuse to take a room if the receptionist tells you the room-number out loud, someone could hear, you should insist he write it on a note for you, without saying it out loud. You should never ask for directions, as this marks you as a tourist. Nor should you talk in public, as your language and/or accent will do the same. You should never go backpacking in the wilderness alone. You should never post anything personally identifiable, certainly not a picture, online. You should never drink alcohol abroad.

      Thing is, it migth be that following all of these (and many more) rules reduce your risk of say getting mugged in your vacation. That is, if you can even call whats left a vacation. It's a cost-benefit analysis.

      Yes, I agree, you should be aware, you should think about what you're doing and make a conscious choise. But it's not a given that the "rigth" choice is always going to be the "safer" one. Personally I've broken each and every one of the "rules" above that I was able to. (the exception being doing things as a female, which is hard for me to pull off since I'm male)

      If I'd followed all the "rules", I'd never have met my now-wife. I'd never have gotten to experience waking up to the sound of a herd of Reindeer running down the valley past my tent. I'd never have had gotten to know most of my closest friends. I'd never have visited Montreal, or Atlanta, or Berlin. Actually, coming to think of it, I'd have missed out on probably something like 40 of the nicest 50 things thats happened to me in my life. That's a steep price to pay for "security".

      Being in a panic is how your "administration" likes you though. That way they can justify any and all invasions of privacy and any and all erosions of fundamental freedoms with the trump-all argument; "it's for your own safety."

    3. Re:Worrisome, but not unexpected by Luke+Dawson · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. In a world where people chirp on about privacy being violated, it seems ironic that people then go and post the sheer detail they do on sites like myspace. Most people don't realise that there is no such thing as anonymity on the internet. That, or they simply don't realise that sites like archive.org exist and that their "harmless" comment might just come back to bite them in the ass when they apply for a job in future. And I know for a fact that people are being turned down for jobs because of what they've posted online. The younger you are, the less you think before you act (on the whole...there are obviously exceptions to this); so it goes without saying that younger people tend to post more detail, detail perhaps that even a modestly skillful predator could use to track them down. People don't realise how potentially dangerous it is to volunteer so much information.

      But for me it's no such much the quantity of material, so much as the the quality of material that worries me. To think that these people will one day be voting, running companies, piloting aircraft...well, you get the point.

    4. Re:Worrisome, but not unexpected by schweini · · Score: 1

      i think the problem isn't that people divulge personal information online, without thinking abou the consequences. The problem is that society still isn't liberal enough to cope with this wealth of information. Why should anybody care what nosense i said or did when i was 15 years old? does the fact that somebody went binge-drinking in his college years, and drank body-shots of some friend of his really make him a 'worse human being'? show me a person nowadays who actually believes that absolutly anybody who smoked a bit of pot in his life is a drug addict, and that that person could under no circumstances be a good employee.
      "information wants to be free", and thus on the long run, noone can hide all stupid/nasty/childish things they ever did. the point is that people shouldn't judge people based on that - if anybody 'investigated' me online, they'd see some incredibly stupid perl-related questions i asked years ago - but nobody in their right mind would conclude that, just because of that (!), i know nothing about perl. and sooner or later, i'd bet that this mentality will catch on in the rest of the population, because of the sheer wealth of information available to anyone about anyone these days.

  11. It just goes to show.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That emo kids are rapidly taking over the country!

  12. counting hits? by NynexNinja · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How do you obtain their numbers? Are they using DNS? Are they putting sniffers on all the core routers? Is this even possible to any degree of accuracy? It seems this junk science is probably about as reliable as Neilsen ratings...

    1. Re:counting hits? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 3, Funny

      How do you obtain their numbers? Are they using DNS? Are they putting sniffers on all the core routers? Is this even possible to any degree of accuracy? It seems this junk science is probably about as reliable as Neilsen ratings...

      And more importantly, does Netcraft confirm it?

    2. Re:counting hits? by tangledweb · · Score: 1

      What possible Netcraft data could you compare it to?

      Hitwise is talking about user visits. Netcraft don't attempt to track user visits and never have.

    3. Re:counting hits? by Joe+U · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And more importantly, does Netcraft confirm it?

      Yes, it's right above the BSD is dying article.

      (I couldn't resist that, sorry)

    4. Re:counting hits? by hob42 · · Score: 1

      It could be Neilsen ratings. http://netratings.com/mktg.jsp?section=ps_nv

    5. Re:counting hits? by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 1

      It's an old troll.

      -:sigma.SB

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    6. Re:counting hits? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Duh! Data for BSD.

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    7. Re:counting hits? by tehshen · · Score: 1

      Maybe MySpace users are the most likely to install site-tracking spyware, and so get their hits to MySpace counted; while someone else may have a bit more intelligence, ignore some spyware, and not get their hits to other sites counted. Just a thought.

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  13. that can be interpreted differently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's impressive that's it's now number one
    but it also shows how vain and petty america is

  14. Obvious! by PWNT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They picked the easiest market to sway, young adults. In addtion, lots of disposable income(advertisement goldmine!). Not withstanding its use (the website) as a hook-up for hookups.

    Combining lots of barely post pubescent teens with raging hormones and disposable income contributes to this large growth. The website scaled and spread by word of mouth. This site is the best representation of a "free internet" as far as I can tell. Everyone who wants to be on it, can be on it. This includes the spectrum of bands looking for fans with a pro website, to teens looking for a connection, including the text choice of size 55 pink wingdings on a blinking blue background or whatever.

    The site has support from everyone, the users, the advertisers, the creators, the owners. Everyone is getting something they want from it. This is how a business grows so rapidly.

    To quote(paraphrase) someone, "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

    1. Re:Obvious! by richdun · · Score: 1

      "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

      Actually you didn't paraphrase, that was exact. It's by Charles Dickens, and opens "A Tale of Two Cities."

      Someone else draw the clever parallels to MySpace. It's late, so I can come up with is that at some point there's I hope there's a revolution that knocks MySpace off the 'net.

    2. Re:Obvious! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Who?

      Are you referring to the porn classic, A Sale of Two Titties, directed by Dick Chuckens?

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    3. Re:Obvious! by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Combining lots of barely post pubescent teens with raging hormones and disposable income contributes to this large growth.

      There's little link between hormone levels and the idosyncratic behaviours of teenagers. The trend now is towards blaming the neurological changes that occur throughout puberty. My own view, for what it's worth, is that teenage behaviour is the result of conscious choices made by individuals. The choices may be untempered by expierience, but overall, teenagers use MySpace because they want to on an individual level, not simply because they are teenagers.

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    4. Re:Obvious! by timeOday · · Score: 1

      You don't think free will arises from neurons and hormones? Hang on, I think we're about to engage in The Standard Philosophical Discussion.

  15. YESSZZ OMG OMG this is the rockz0rx by ravenspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    We hit NO. 1 peeps, this EEE the SHEET Yo, just ballin'

    THES IS out the ass omg OMG I am speechless

    LOng live EMO! peace and love to all. and BOOBIES!

    :kisses:

    yours,
    xxxzzzMYsPACErUlEsmEyyyyzzzxxx

    1. Re:YESSZZ OMG OMG this is the rockz0rx by aeinome · · Score: 1

      Throw in the newest pop band, pink on red text, and the tag and you're golden.

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    2. Re:YESSZZ OMG OMG this is the rockz0rx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot:

      jus seein how you doin sexy

      ok gorjus you butiful

      It's like every 17 year old dipshit thinks he's fucking Don Juan when he uses the words "sexy", "gorjus", and "butiful" [sic].

    3. Re:YESSZZ OMG OMG this is the rockz0rx by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      It's like every 17 year old dipshit thinks he's fucking Don Juan when he uses the words "sexy", "gorjus", and "butiful" [sic].

      Sad thing is, half of those girls have had their egos so damaged by the experience that is "high school" that hearing those words will probably earn him a blowjob.

      Or her flashing her breasts to him on webcam, at least.

  16. Narcissism by caitsith01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I may be alone in this, but I find MySpace for the most part intensely narcissistic and inane.

    People are presented with a tool for publishing absolutely anything, about any topic they choose. Instead of presenting thoughtful, creative or otherwise valuable content, the vast majority elect to pointlessly ramble about themselves in minute detail or engage in endless back and forth with other users about nothing in particular. Which is fine, but it shouldn't have the legitimacy of other web content.

    In many ways, the whole blog concept has perhaps lowered the barrier to entry for on-line publishing a little *too* far. When anyone can publish anything you want with virtually no effort, then it no longer requires that you be inspired or motivated before your inane ramblings are out there in cyberspace. The media has adopted the trend too, with 'blog' in the context of a news site all too often meaning 'poorly researched and largely content-free "reporting" on sensationalist subject matter.'

    Perhaps it's time to move past the blog hype and to consider some method for differentiating personal diaries (i.e., what used to be a personal homepage), social chit chat (i.e., what used to be a bulletin board, IRC, or IM activity), and publications with actual content. Right now the net is awash with an ever-expanding tide of rubbish and there is very little to assist in finding the few really interesting and high quality publications amongst the garbage.

    Ultimately it's depressing that, given the ability to communicate our ideas to anyone on earth, most of us can't come up with anything better than pictures of ourselves drinking too much and mass-produced but ineffectual rebelliousness.

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    1. Re:Narcissism by wordsofwisedumb · · Score: 1

      That was extremely well worded and well thought out and deserves to be modded up.

    2. Re:Narcissism by Ian+Peon · · Score: 1
      The vast majority elect to ... engage in endless back and forth with other users about nothing in particular.


      You must be new here.

      Oh wait, were you talking about Myspace...? Sorry.
    3. Re:Narcissism by 2ms · · Score: 1

      dude it's not that bad. You make is sound like there being anything other than what you call "high quality publications" online is dreadful affliction, devastation, pestilence. Open mind a little no harm in people finding value in internet socially or any of million other ways people enjoy using it. Just b/c it not what you into doesnt mean it's garbage

      What makes you think it's so hard to tell the difference between blogs, "social chit chat", and "publications with actual content" as you call, anyway?

    4. Re:Narcissism by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Instead of presenting thoughtful, creative or otherwise valuable content, the vast majority elect to pointlessly ramble about themselves in minute detail or engage in endless back and forth with other users about nothing in particular.

      Sturgeon was an optimist.

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    5. Re:Narcissism by schnikies79 · · Score: 1

      You're far from alone. I've had the same feeling ever since blog became a buzzword.

      I basically ignore most of what would be considered a blog or newsboard anymore. They are awash with the ramblings of 17 year old conspiratists that believe they have a better understanding of things than someone with a degree in the subject.

      It's just depressing that you have to waste large amounts of time crawling through nothing to find something of value.

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    6. Re:Narcissism by idonthack · · Score: 1
      ...the vast majority elect to pointlessly ramble about themselves in minute detail or engage in endless back and forth with other users about nothing in particular.
      What did you expect them to do?
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    7. Re:Narcissism by apflwr3 · · Score: 1

      I find MySpace for the most part intensely narcissistic and inane.

      No shit. That's why it's so popular with 13-21 year olds, who for the most part are also intensely narcissistic and inane.

    8. Re:Narcissism by aussersterne · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I agree that MySpace is inane, it's also unrealistic to expect that if you give millions of people a platform, they'll come up with anything inspirational, informative, or meaningful.

      The vast majority of people are merely average Joes. Everyone cannot be Einstein, nor can everyone be Crichton. That's just the way it is and the way it always will be. Most people don't post anything deeper because most people simply aren't deeper, and it's unlikely that they ever will be, in particular when they're born, raised, and socialized in a consumer orgy of a society that is itself incredibly inane.

      Not only have most people in our culture never had a deep thought, but most of them have never even been exposed to a deep thought. Deep thoughts aren't good for markets, they tend to reduce superficiality and overconsumption, which are the two things the growth and maintenance of our society most depends on.

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    9. Re:Narcissism by bryan_is_a_kfo · · Score: 1

      brings up the point that the vast majority of exhibitionists are not out there flaunting their intellectual side come friday night.

      I might even say the vast majority of conversation is meaningless banter, and myspace (or livejournal, or wherever...) is just the online incarnation of that.

    10. Re:Narcissism by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      it's also unrealistic to expect that if you give millions of people a platform, they'll come up with anything inspirational, informative, or meaningful.

      And you say this on Slashdot of all places.

    11. Re:Narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nor can everyone be Crichton.

      ...thank GOD.

    12. Re:Narcissism by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      People are presented with a tool for publishing absolutely anything, about any topic they choose. Instead of presenting thoughtful, creative or otherwise valuable content, the vast majority elect to pointlessly ramble about themselves in minute detail or engage in endless back and forth with other users about nothing in particular.

      I don't want to sound to misanthropic, but if MySpace is inane, it's because people are inane. MySpace is merely a microcosm. Go out and listen to people talking. At work, at a bar, whatever. You're going to hear pointless rambling.

      On a completely different tack... you're looking at what people publish, and maybe not looking at what people are reading on MySpace -- what they're getting out of it. That is a lot harder to figure out. What I found, when I signed up, was that it was a way to keep up with my local music scene. In that regard, it has been valuable .. or at least (heh) no more inane than the local music scene itself (which maybe isn't saying much, I can't make up my mind about that). I don't know why this one sector of the economy(?) or culture(?) is so well represented on that one website, but it just happens that most bands are on MySpace. And most of my time spent there, is looking to see when'n'where I'm going to be rocking-out next. Sometimes I wonder how much of MySpace traffic is accounted for, in people just looking at event-invites, checking bands' schedules, etc. The interface certainly isn't very efficient.

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    13. Re:Narcissism by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Everyone on myspace doesn't have to be Einstein - but it would be nice if they knew how to spell you, hello, thanks, and most other single/double syllable English words.

      Reading myspace is like reading the writings of a 6 year old with worse grammar and spelling.

    14. Re:Narcissism by caitsith01 · · Score: 1
      I don't want to sound to misanthropic, but if MySpace is inane, it's because people are inane. MySpace is merely a microcosm. Go out and listen to people talking. At work, at a bar, whatever. You're going to hear pointless rambling.

      Oh, I agree. That was really my point, made in a roundabout way. People, including me, mainly spew forth garbage. The blog craze has created an environment where there seems to be a belief that if you electronically record and publish this garbage, it somehow becomes worthwhile.

      At the same time, there are a few people with interesting things to say. What I was trying to suggest is that the current trend really doesn't reward quality, and it is becoming an increasingly frustrating chore to find anything worthwhile but current to read amongst the morass of grammatically incorrect navel-gazing.
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    15. Re:Narcissism by hawfizzle · · Score: 1

      some won't even admit its their own reflection...

    16. Re:Narcissism by dancingmad · · Score: 2, Funny

      nor can everyone be Crichton.

      God I hope not.

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    17. Re:Narcissism by LS · · Score: 1

      God is your reality skewed if you categorize Einstein and Crichton together...

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    18. Re:Narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Also the fact there is a special (and highly retarded sounding) term "blog" for something which is in no way new, just an easier to use interface to a personal homepage / diary, annoys me. The media fawns over it as some kind of exciting new revolution in journalism when it's really not. Nearly all the tiny fraction of worthwhile, regularly updated content written by halfway intelligent people with something to say would exist and be read anyway in the absence of blogging software / portals / etc.

    19. Re:Narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As much as I loath Myspace as a "destination", I really am optimistic of the change it will have on the net in the future.

      Look, myspace is full of 15 year old emo kids whinning. But, these kids update their blogs EVERYDAY. Wait ten years when theyve grow up and really have something to say. The concept of writing a blog of quality is alien to 15 year olds kids who simply equate myspace to an online mall.

      Citizen-journalism is still just an adolesent. Imagine when myspace is full of adults, I hope the content will be better :)

    20. Re:Narcissism by wfberg · · Score: 2, Insightful


      The vast majority of people are merely average Joes. Everyone cannot be Einstein, nor can everyone be Crichton. That's just the way it is and the way it always will be. Most people don't post anything deeper because most people simply aren't deeper, and it's unlikely that they ever will be, in particular when they're born, raised, and socialized in a consumer orgy of a society that is itself incredibly inane.


      You know, had myspace been available in Einstein's day, I don't think he would have used it much.

      Well, not after they passed around that video he made of himself stumbling over pretending to be a jedi with that fake lightsaber..

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    21. Re:Narcissism by smithwis · · Score: 0, Troll

      ::sniff:: ::sniff:: ahh... nothing like the smell of elitism in the morning.

    22. Re:Narcissism by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Go out and listen to people talking. At work, at a bar, whatever. You're going to hear pointless rambling.

      People ramble about what's important to them. I'm sure if any of those people overheard a geek conversation on the pros and cons of copy on write in the 2.7 kernel, they'd consider that pretty pointless rambling too.

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    23. Re:Narcissism by EvilMonkeySlayer · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer they were more like Kryten.
      That way at least you'd get a few laughs out of it.

    24. Re:Narcissism by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      People are presented with a tool for publishing absolutely anything, about any topic they choose. Instead of presenting thoughtful, creative or otherwise valuable content, the vast majority elect to pointlessly ramble about themselves in minute detail or engage in endless back and forth with other users about nothing in particular.

      Alas, the price of giving people a tool for publishing whatever they want, is that people will use it to publish whatever they want.

      In many ways, the whole blog concept has perhaps lowered the barrier to entry for on-line publishing a little *too* far. When anyone can publish anything you want with virtually no effort, then it no longer requires that you be inspired or motivated

      And I'm sure that every second-rate newshound in the western world would agree with you. It's McBride's Complaint; "How am I expected to make a living if the kids keep giving it away for free?"

      The media has adopted the trend too, with 'blog' in the context of a news site all too often meaning 'poorly researched and largely content-free "reporting" on sensationalist subject matter.'

      The media has been publishing content free sensationalism since long before the rise of blogging. Hell, they've been doing that since long before the Internet. All raising the barrier again would do, (assuming it were possible) is allow easier control over what sorts of sensationalist claptrap get disseminated, but I don't personally see that as a desireable outcome.

      Perhaps it's time to move past the blog hype and to consider some method for differentiating personal diaries

      Won't work. The unclued will get it wrong or ignore it and we'll be no further forward. Unless you meant to suggest that someone be placed in charge to impose some classification? Maybe a enforce a minimum standard?

      Ultimately it's depressing that, given the ability to communicate our ideas to anyone on earth, most of us can't come up with anything better than pictures of ourselves drinking too much and mass-produced but ineffectual rebelliousness.

      I don't see it that way. Stephen King once wrote "If you lift weights for an hour a day, you're going to grow muscles. If you sit down and write for an hour a day, you're going to learn how to write". Some of these bloggers you so deride are going to grow into people worth reading.

      In the mean time, if you want kids to learn how to write, you have to let them scribble in crayon at the start. And if they're going to do that, then by all means let them do it over myspace.

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    25. Re:Narcissism by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I may be alone in this, but I find MySpace for the most part intensely narcissistic and inane.


      What makes you say that? there are thousands of myspace pages about someone's ipod, cat, bar of soap, etc... and people lap this crap up.

      Hey, we had a story about some fool trading a paperclip for a house, you can not get any more inane than that.

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    26. Re:Narcissism by EinZweiDrei · · Score: 1

      ...how the hell did Michael Crichton work his way up there with Albert Einstein as an example of an intellectual ideal?

      I ask honestly -- this strikes me as more curious than anything else.

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    27. Re:Narcissism by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Go out and listen to people talking. At work, at a bar, whatever. You're going to hear pointless rambling.

      True, but keep one thing in mind: even Einstein probably liked to unwind with a beer from time to time. I don't claim to be Einstein, but I am one of those weirdos who read math textbooks for fun. Still, I'll happily chat about football (Go Huskers!) or American Idol if that's the way conversation is leaning.

      Just because you hear someone babbling about something pointless doesn't mean that they're incapable of deep thoughts. Maybe they're relaxing after a long day of thinking them.

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    28. Re:Narcissism by ronocdh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have (only!) two problems with your post.

      First, you kick off your enlightening rumination on the detriment of narcissism with "I may be alone in this...." No, you are not alone in that sentiment here, and you know that. You expected a small army of geeks to rally beside you and say, "I agree! You're not alone!" It was intentional self-effacement to garner support for your argument. It was feigned humility. It was freaking narcissistic.

      Second, and this is the more important, the increased ease of publication is not a bad thing. Yes, cyberspace is being flooded with a lot of dreck, but so what? As the quality of what's being posted declines (I agree that it is declining), the quality of search improves at a rate at least sufficient to stem the turning of the internet into, well, one big MySpace.

      The creation of the internet was indeed a revolution, but it has improved our species's intellectual interfacing. The printing press did this. Just because the monks weren't the only ones pressing books didn't mean all books became crap--in fact, there were more books that weren't Bibles, go figure. Blogging is ultimately just as beneficial to us, if not more so, provided that we (with the help of wonderfully greedy and ambitious search engine corporations) continue to distill the cesspool of the internet.

      In Frank Herbert's Dune series, there was a device called the dictatel, which ennabled a person to write merely by thinking. Let's imagine that every person on Earth has one of these devices, the products of which are recorded in a single massive database, searchable by all. What is important to understand is that all the MySpace rants, or their future equivalents, will not pollute the database for your allegedly less narcissistic and less inane purposes: the dreck will sink to the bottom, and a comprehensive search utility will enable instant retrieval of queries as pompously erudite as "principles of thermodynamics in general systems theory" or "notions of pathology in the 20th century."

      Let me put this simply: There are still those who do not read Shakespeare. What you need to understand is that, thanks to the internet, more people are reading him.

    29. Re:Narcissism by Bertie · · Score: 1

      But that's what people DO.

      Most of us have got brains to think and mouths to speak, and yet virtually everybody spends their days having inane conversations rather than preaching their insights to vast audiences. It's all they're capable of. Genuinely original, creative, interesting people are very rare - most of us are happy to pass the time of day adding nothing to anything.

      Just because they're given a blank piece of paper and a way to show it to the world, why do you expect them all to become creative geniuses? They have neither the ability nor the inclination.

      As some wiseass said a long time ago, "the great thing about the Internet is that anybody can publish. The worst thing about the Internet is that anybody can publish".

    30. Re:Narcissism by General+Wesc · · Score: 5, Insightful
      While I agree that MySpace is inane, it's also unrealistic to expect that if you give millions of people a platform, they'll come up with anything inspirational, informative, or meaningful.
      Wikipedia.
    31. Re:Narcissism by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      They are awash with the ramblings of 17 year old conspiratists that believe they have a better understanding of things than someone with a degree in the subject.

      Wait, were we talking about MySpace or wikipedia?

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    32. Re:Narcissism by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      I second that :-D

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    33. Re:Narcissism by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, dude, but when I'm on myspace, it's not to read people's blog, it's to socialize with people, in other words, make myself friends. I ultimately may find their blogs interesting when I get to know them, because usually people's blogs are meant to be read by friends and such.

      Complaining about the lack of pertinent content on MySpace is like complaining about the lack of sexy chicks on Slashdot, it's just not the right place for that.

      What's interesting about MySpace isn't its content but its members.

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    34. Re:Narcissism by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      myspace was originally meant to be a music networking site, that is why there are so many indie bands on it.

      the flash music players allow fans to "advertise" their favorite band to their friends.

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    35. Re:Narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In many ways, the whole blog concept has perhaps lowered the barrier to entry for on-line publishing a little *too* far. When anyone can publish anything you want with virtually no effort, then it no longer requires that you be inspired or motivated before your inane ramblings are out there in cyberspace"

      For a few months I dated a chick with a "MySpace blog"...ugh.. She was a (relatively) intelligent person, and was a pretty decent writer. It became obvious to her at some point that more people would read her more shocking posts. The one about her peeing into a can because she got locked out of her house was read by 10 times as many people than the one where she recommended a book she just read. Over time this escalated to her being OK with publishing any random fact of her life. And shamelessly so. When we were dating I could log on to my space the next day and find out that "...it got really messy last night with my boyfriend because of my period. I'll thus have to do laundry..." and so on. I felt like I was having a guest role in a shitty HBO sitcom. She moved away, and we were in a long-distance relationship that eventually faded away. It was through her blog that I found out she started dating somebody else. Not through what she wrote, she obviously didn't want me to know, but through what she didn't say. Her life was so transparent at this point, it was really easy to figure out the parts that were unsaid. I asked at some point if she knew who read her blogs. She had no idea. Perverts would have been my guess. And no, this was not my 16 year old ex. She's in her late 20 and has a (questionable) college degree. What's scary is she is definitively not the only one that does this 'my 1 minute of fame, everyday' shit.

      I quit Myspace for good after it ended with this girl. And if quitting Slashdot is like quitting smoking, then quitting Myspace is like quitting heroin, cocaine, smack and goofballs all at the same time. I had 30 friends on there. All whom I knew in real life. For a few days it really felt like I lost 30 friends forever. I fear Myspace will not go the way of Geocities.

    36. Re:Narcissism by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Here's a suggestion: read slashdot at -1. Here's a site that caters to the smart people on the net, and reading at -1 is an exercise in masochism.
      Now go to the most popular site on the net, which has no quality filtering, and start looking around. It necessarily must be worse than slashdot at -1.

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    37. Re:Narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


      > In many ways, the whole blog concept has perhaps lowered the barrier to entry for on-line publishing a little *too* far.

      Perhaps, but I don't really think so.

      I suspect that the true heart of your objection is purely a lexical issue: that the word "blog" has too broad of a meaning.

      It's a damn shame when an outstanding journal like Pamela Jones's is placed in the same category as some 15-year-old's semi-coherent ramblings on MySpace -- and that's what happens when we use the word "blog" to describe both.

      We just need time to develop a richer vocabulary.

      For example, the word "food" describes anything we put in our mouth; but, over time, we have supplemented it with other words such as "cuisine" and "snack" to help us make important distinctions about quality and quantity.

      Likewise, we will start enhancing the word "blog" some day, and for the same reasons.

    38. Re:Narcissism by Eil · · Score: 1

      Which is fine, but it shouldn't have the legitimacy of other web content.

      Heh, in that case, neither should Slashdot comments.

    39. Re:Narcissism by Xeth · · Score: 1

      But Wikipiedia isn't the same crowd as MySpace. People that just ramble incoherently about irrelevant subjects tend to quickly get bored after people speedy-delete their new band's article. The difference is that people aren't given a free hand. On MySpace, you can put up whatever you want, insightful or idiotic, and it won't matter. On Wikipedia, you have to contribute usefully, or you'll quickly find your thoughts erased. Wikipedia is not, in fact, generally contributed to by that many people. It's actually a shockingly small group that does most of the writing. It's great to have a long tail to fill in the blanks and fix typos, but there are still considerably more people reading than writing.

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    40. Re:Narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, reading myspace is just like reading your posts on /.?

    41. Re:Narcissism by Pheersome · · Score: 1
      In many ways, the whole blog concept has perhaps lowered the barrier to entry for on-line publishing a little *too* far. When anyone can publish anything you want with virtually no effort, then it no longer requires that you be inspired or motivated before your inane ramblings are out there in cyberspace. The media has adopted the trend too, with 'blog' in the context of a news site all too often meaning 'poorly researched and largely content-free "reporting" on sensationalist subject matter.'

      You are so right. Would that I had mod points....

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    42. Re:Narcissism by Blink+Tag · · Score: 1
      Everyone cannot be Einstein, nor can everyone be Crichton.

      Wow. You had a chance to really make a statement, then blew it. You could have said [Emily] Dickenson, Poe, Emerson, Shakespeare, Keats, Dickens, or any number of others blessed to pen profound and prominent prose, but instead you picked a mediocre (but rich) author.

      You could have picked political and religous leaders like Martin Luther, John Wycliff, Winston Churchill, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, or even JFK and FDR.

      At least you didn't say "Dan Brown."

    43. Re:Narcissism by AaronPSU777 · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of content on Wikipedia is generated by a core group of a few thousand people. Furthermore plenty of inane stuff does get posted on Wikipedia, I would go so far as to say the majority of content posted on Myspace is inane, it's just deleted.

    44. Re:Narcissism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You and all your friends on slashdot are so full of yourselves. Just because a market doesn't appeal to you it is automatically pointless. Reread your own post and see how narcissistic and sealf absorbed you are. News flash: You're no Einstein, either.

    45. Re:Narcissism by paulrpayne · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps it's time to move past the blog hype and to consider some method for differentiating personal diaries"

      This is one of the primary reasons we made MinistryHome.org. In a nutshell, it's like mySpace for anti-narcissists. The point of joining the social network is to promote your ministry to other people and to explore what other people are doing to make the world a better place.

      We specifically split profiles into personal vs. ministry so as to allow people to filter which content they want.

      I'm not sure if niche sites like this will do enough to relieve your angst, though... perhaps something can be done through the likes of peopleaggregator or technorati. Maybe RSS/Atom could include a uniform "content topic" attribute.

  17. Find this hard to believe. by extra+the+woos · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I find this difficult to believe. I would think that google would have more visits than myspace, for sure.

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    1. Re:Find this hard to believe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Google (search) points you to non-google sites, whereas myspace just leads to more and more myspace.

    2. Re:Find this hard to believe. by DigitAl56K · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Google search engine is not a 'destination'.

    3. Re:Find this hard to believe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My homepage is Google.com

    4. Re:Find this hard to believe. by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Google has an efficient interface, so people aren't paging through lots of stuff trying to find what they're looking for. They aren't having to load a bunch of images that are unrelated to anything they're interested in, either.

      With MySpace, if I want to find someone's schedule, I have to look at page after page of unsorted friends. I guess MySpace's programmers have decided that computers just aren't any good at sorting things. (And try using MySpace without loading images sometime, or with Javascript disabled.)

      If the study was based on volume-of-traffic or number-of-http-requests, it doesn't surprise me MySpace came out on top. It takes an aweful lot of web pages transferred, to get anything done on there. Maybe it's so they can sell more ad impressions or something dumb like that (too bad I filter out the ads).

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    5. Re:Find this hard to believe. by asuffield · · Score: 1

      It all depends on how you define 'visit'. These rankings are typically just an exercise of the prejudices of the people who compile them.

    6. Re:Find this hard to believe. by MattHawk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Google's design is lightweight. Myspace does not even pretend to suffer from this convenience. Google might very well account for more unique visitors, but Myspace makes up for the visitors by having each page view result in a significantly greater amount of bandwidth usage. Not to mention, if Google is working in it's optimum capacity, it minimizes page views - if you only load the front page, and then find what you're looking on in the first page of search results, it doesn't generate many page hits.

    7. Re:Find this hard to believe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rumor has it that over at Google headquarters Eric Schmidt was seen throwing a chair against a wall and shouting: "I'm going to fucking KILL Myspace!!!"

  18. MySpace replacement by Ruins · · Score: 4, Funny

    Project Name: "A Life"
    Project Goal: Obtain "A Life" and do something with it once obtained.
    Probability of success:
    (World Population - Number of people on MySpace) / World Population

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    1. Re:MySpace replacement by walnutmon · · Score: 1

      Instead of blogging on myspace, I will use this project, to blog about myspace... on slashdot...

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    2. Re:MySpace replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Artificial Life, you mean?

      I think we're at the point where it might make sense to create something sentient and intelligent, since we're clearly not cutting it. Myspace proves this.

    3. Re:MySpace replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already done in NiGHTS. Oh those crazy little creatures messing with the music.

    4. Re:MySpace replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow... slashdotters telling myspacers to get a life. that's rich.

  19. In a recent study by whogben · · Score: 1

    researchers determined that at least 4.5% of all US Internet visits are extraneous, and terminated them in order to conserve energy.

    1. Re:In a recent study by sbhobdell · · Score: 1

      Wow? how come so low?

      Aw, c'mon - that stat is made up, isn't it? ;)

  20. Really? by Comatose51 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I didn't realized that pedophiles and their victims make up such a significant portion of the Internet population. I kid, I kid.

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    1. Re:Really? by rjstanford · · Score: 1
      I didn't realized that pedophiles and their victims make up such a significant portion of the Internet population. I kid, I kid.

      Well, at least you're not a victim... (emphasis added for those who wouldn't otherwise get the joke)
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  21. Perhaps you should see a doctor. by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    You seem to be producing what is known as Word Salad. This is possible symptom of schizophrenia.

    I wish you well friend.

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    1. Re:Perhaps you should see a doctor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just the complaint generator run for "teh US-ians."

    2. Re:Perhaps you should see a doctor. by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1

      Ah, that would explain it. That's one I hadn't encountered yet.

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    3. Re:Perhaps you should see a doctor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is it still "Word Salad" and is the author schizo?

    4. Re:Perhaps you should see a doctor. by Soygen · · Score: 1

      Nope. Now it's just a generated complaint and the author is an idiot.

  22. understanding myspace by argoff · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Myspace is driven and pushed by "old media", not "new media". It is old media's way of saying, well if people must bypass our traditional control over information and content for the internet - let's try to make it our internet and not someone elses. For example, their obsession with "child predators" as of late probably has little to do with protecting children and everything to do with making sure that their system is fenced off from "that big nasty mean world out there". No, not the nasty world of child abusers, but the nasty world that breaks their distribution monopoly on information, news, and content.

    They are the "bread and circuses" of the information age. Feed em crap, keep em happy, and most of all keep their eyes and ears distracted from political and financial issues of the real world. Like them or hate them, you gotta admit theyre doing a hell of a job at pushing the hype. IMHO, it is truely amazing.

    1. Re:understanding myspace by Ex-Narwhal · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that the teenage myspace phenomenon is very amazing in much the same way as a meteor hurtling towards the earth is amazing. I am frightened by the fact that these KiDz wiLl Nfluentz teh diReCshun of da huMaN rAce. We are fucked if 95% of young adults consider it uncool to appear educated, and don't bother becoming educated because then they wouldn't "fit in" with all the other retards.

  23. Myspc Sux! LOL! by walnutmon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It seems to me that myspace is wildly popular, and that it is also the target of a whole lot of criticism from people who actually know how to use the internet.

    The general anti myspace rhetoric is usually, "we can already have our own web pages", which labels myspace as a somewhat redundant service with advertisements.

    What I rarely see about myspace, is what a brilliant idea it is. Not everyone knows how to create a website, but most people have the capacity, and interest to learn how to use myspace. Instead of looking down on myspacers perhaps those of us who know how to use the internet should learn how to cater to those who are not technically savvy. Isn't that the idea of selling technology? Making things that normally wouldn't be accessible to everyone accessible?

    Of course, whenever one of my friends asks me if I have created a myspace page yet, I always reply by calling them a worthless tool. Weird eh?

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    1. Re:Myspc Sux! LOL! by ashman512 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that Myspace can be used as a tool for those without the knowledge to create their own web pages, but part of the problem is that the majority of the people who use Myspace don't even know how to design their Myspace homepages in an appealing manner. I don't know how many countless times I've looked at people's Myspaces, only to be met with horrible font and color schemes, and a large amount of pictures, movies, and music that takes forever to load up. This is also added to the fact that many people fill the page with random junk, such as various quizzes and other random things that they've gotten off of other websites, and that the comments that people have are normally incredibly repetitive and inane. There are some Myspace pages that actually do look good, and have actual content to them. However, most of these are either made by people who already have webpage designing experience, or bands who have someone design there page for them.

    2. Re:Myspc Sux! LOL! by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

      What I rarely see about myspace, is what a brilliant idea it is.

      When GeoCities offered the same thing circa '95, the called that "brilliant" too.

      Now excuse me while I go "cyber-flirt" with some cop pretending to be a 16 year old girl with a trust fund.

    3. Re:Myspc Sux! LOL! by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Most people on myspace appear to not know how to spell. It is kind of hard to not look down on people who type crap like "HeY MaMa...I KneW u WanTed A mYsPaCe paGe...LOL..WeLL I wAs jUs ShowiN MaH LoVelY MaMa SuM LuV...C ya wHeN U waKE up In dA MorNiN!!

      That was found by going to myspace and clicking on one of the profiles on the FRONT PAGE.

    4. Re:Myspc Sux! LOL! by walnutmon · · Score: 1

      Oh god, you guys actually looked at myspace pages? I was just saying it is a good way to profit from providing the technically uninclined a forum to connect with others...

      A good drug dealer doesn't do drugs.

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      You take it, I don't want it...
    5. Re:Myspc Sux! LOL! by lavaface · · Score: 1
      Of course, whenever one of my friends asks me if I have created a myspace page yet, I always reply by calling them a worthless tool.

      Keep that behavior up and you'll probably find yourself alone on the "real" internet.

      Weird eh?Strange indeed.

    6. Re:Myspc Sux! LOL! by Muramasa · · Score: 1
      people who actually know how to use the internet.

      I lol'd.

      Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's somehow wrong or broken.
    7. Re:Myspc Sux! LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D00d ur wife is tite. Tks to ur p1pe-cliener dik she wuz as tite as a vrgn when i fuked her.

  24. The triumph of "old media" by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Alexa says that the top five sites today are, in order, Yahoo, MSN, Google, Myspace, and eBay. Of those, only Myspace is owned by an "old media" company, and only Myspace is growing significantly. This may be the first time that a top Internet site was owned by an "old media" company. (Myspace is owned by Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation). It makes sense; Myspace is to the Internet as tabloid journalism is to the newspaper industry. News Corp now has a leading position in both.

    1. Re:The triumph of "old media" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad link. Try http://www.newscorp.com/

  25. Orkut by Jacek+Poplawski · · Score: 1

    ...and Orkut is still nr 1 in Brasil, is there any alternative website that you can recommend?

  26. Piece of cake. by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Informative

    Can we translate this type of activity to the 30+ crowd instead of just the teens?

    At the rate that teens and 20-somethings are being dumbed down by visiting MySpace pages, the 30+ crowd that they will become will have lost any ability to grow out of using it.

    1) Get a 16-year-old using MySpace
    2) Wait 14 years - thus, 30-year-old still using MySpace
    3) Profit!

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    1. Re:Piece of cake. by andrewman327 · · Score: 1

      I think it was on /. recently that adults are growing less mature. Now we know the cause!

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  27. Hmmm could /. have antyhing to do with it? by FragHARD · · Score: 1

    Just makes me wonder if slashdot is somehow responsible for a slight jump... after all they did just run a story about opendns and how it makes myspace faster. Myself like many others I am sure wanted to see if this was true, so I tried it out...didn't seem any quicker I also tried it out through several other dns servers, They all faired on average about the same depending on the time of day. Just in my testing I probably generated 75-100 hits... gotta be thorough. Disclaimer: I have never visited the myspace site before this.. and probably never will again. Well unless slashdot runs another article mentioning it...

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    1. Re:Hmmm could /. have antyhing to do with it? by CRWeaks23 · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to single you out, but... Are you that worried about other slashdotters soaking you in gasoline and torching you because you visited myspace that you have to actually write "disclaimer: I have never visited the myspae site before this... and probably never will again? Everyone here is so afraid to say anything positive about myspace, and instead say how everyone on it is childish and "living in high school," yet here you are worried about how cool you look to everyone else on slashdot... If that's not high school...

      Look, don't get me wrong, there are a ton of things about myspace you can pick apart, no one disputes that, including its most loyal users. You can hate on the poor site design. You can hate on the 12 year olds posting sparkling pictures, and the 60 year olds looking for them. But you can't hate on the concept, because guess what... IT WORKS. And not just for people under the age of 18.

      Social networking is not online dating, which most people here seem to think is myspace's only purpose (and for some people, I'm sure it is). It's also easily connecting with people you know to do whatever it is you want to do. Hell, what do you think you're ALL doing right now? You're reading what other people are saying, getting a different point of view, on a topic about myspace no less. It is what you make of it.

      It just so happens the general interest and attention here is focused on technology, so that's what people here discuss (er.. sometimes). Is it so bad that other people have interest in... OTHER PEOPLE as well?

      In the real world, people move around. High school is graduated. College is graduated. Grad school is graduated. Jobs are moved..... do you mean to tell me that everyone here talking so much shit about myspace actually calls all 200 friends made along the way? No, you don't. And maybe you don't care, which is completely fine. Just shut up about it already, because some of us do, and we dont mind posting a picture of us for others that may or may not care as well. I realize that's scary for some people here... you get known for what you actually look like, who you hang out with, and things that actually happen in real life instead of just displaying your screen name.

  28. Ahhhh, Now I see! by Kumochisonan · · Score: 1

    That's why my series of tubes are blocked, and it takes up to four days to get my internets down onto my windows!

    I sure hope that my truck full of internets arrives soon...

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    take elrond
    put elrond in cupboard
  29. There is a lesson to be learned here, my friends.. by AWhiteFlame · · Score: 1

    See telcos? If you really want to make money, just support and lobby for a complete net neutrality bill which has a clause excluding Myspace.com from neutrality! Then you'll be rich, and we'll have net neutrality(ish)!

    --
    "Everything worth innovating today will go to court tomorrow."
  30. Observation on Microsoft re: MySpace by afabbro · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I find this interesting in a Microsoft context. Microsoft has consistently tried to gather a bigger share of the Internet pie and consistently failed. First, MSN never got near AOL back in the walled garden days. Then MSN never got near Yahoo in the directory wars. Or near any of the major search engines, much less Google. MSN Home or Communities or whatever never got any kind of traction when blogging sprung to life.

    And now, a startup is the #1 site (or even if you question the numbers, pretty obviously in the top five) and there is nothing Microsoft has to show.

    Sure, you can say Microsoft makes its money in other places, they're an OS/app company, etc. but they sure spend a lot of money on MSN, trying to get more Internet eyeballs. To me, an outside observer, it just seems that they are eternally reactionary and a couple years behind, despite having practically unlimited resources. What an indictment.

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    1. Re:Observation on Microsoft re: MySpace by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

      This is a very good point. Ballmer was sitting on more than enough cash circa July '05 to outbid News Corp. It really makes you wonder why they didn't bother.

    2. Re:Observation on Microsoft re: MySpace by nasch · · Score: 1

      They didn't bother because they had no idea it might be important. MS or their execs have no ability to figure anything out ahead of time. All they can do is notice what other people are having success with and copy or purchase it. They've shown this time after time for years and years. So far it's been a pretty successful strategy when coupled with their desktop monopoly and enormous cash reserves, so I'd guess we will see it continue for quite some time.

    3. Re:Observation on Microsoft re: MySpace by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      And now, a startup is the #1 site (or even if you question the numbers, pretty obviously in the top five) and there is nothing Microsoft has to show.

      Except, of course, for the fact that the #1 site happens to run their OS, their web server, and uses their web programming system.

      Yes, Myspace uses Windows Server 2003/IIS 6/ASP.NET.

  31. Prediction: by John+Garvin · · Score: 5, Funny

    90% of the replies to this story will amount to "I believe I'm too cool for MySpace."

    1. Re:Prediction: by Goobergunch · · Score: 1

      I believe I'm too cool for MySpace.

    2. Re:Prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      make that 99%.....I don't think anyone here is smart enough to realize that they're just not the target audience....if it was as bad as you would all like to pretend, there wouldn't be 92+ million users; period. (Even if half of them ARE bots/scams/etc.)

      Bottom line, there aren't very many 17 year old girls on slashdot, and there aren't a lot of aesthetically challenged 40 year old 'nix gurus on myspace. Be happy for that.

    3. Re:Prediction: by agent_no.82 · · Score: 1

      90% 0f the replies to this story will be true.

      What self-labeled geek would admit such a crime as myspace use?

    4. Re:Prediction: by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      And 1.5% of replies will amount to "I'm so cool I know what the replies to this story will be".

    5. Re:Prediction: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe I'm too cool for MySpace. I use LJ and Xanga instead!! LOLZZ11!!1

    6. Re:Prediction: by DrBdan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, all the really cool kids know that the place to post inane babble is on Slashdot :)

    7. Re:Prediction: by J.R.+Random · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm too much of a middle aged geek with no life for MySpace.

  32. The NEW Internet by LittleBigScript · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think you all aren't going to like this, but Myspace is beginning to become what people (under 30) mean when people ask if you are "on the internet?" This is similar to when people ask if you have a phone, they mean a cell phone.

    I saw a movie preview yesterday on tv where it didn't list a website, but a myspace address. It may be a good thing that your content provider will become a social networking site, so you could look at your content in virtually the same way on every computer which is connected.

    But doing the same thing the same way as everyone else isn't what being a nerd is all about, right?

    1. Re:The NEW Internet by tpemble · · Score: 1

      It will be replaced. Don't you remember when every website address was accompanied with the "AOL Keyword"?

    2. Re:The NEW Internet by SilentOneNCW · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that was DAMN scary. My first thought on seeing that was, "Oh, Douglas, the end is nigh!! Do something!" And somehow noone else around me noticed as our world crumbled slowly into the abyss...

    3. Re:The NEW Internet by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Just like it used to be AOL right? Back in the late 90s when most people started coming online it was via AOL and when they asked if you were 'online' they meant "what's your screenname?"

      This is the direction of the internet... obviously communal creatures will seek out community, even virtual ones... what's the point of communication if you've got nothing in common to talk about right?

      OTOH, ask someone in S. Korea what the internet is and they'll have a completely different response... or Japan...

      Additionally ask the next generation to come online what is cool... I'm betting the kids that are 10-12 now will have a whole new fad they're into and MySpace will be for 'adults' which is perfectly okay by FOX News Corp... they'd rather have 'paying' customers anyways.

      --
      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    4. Re:The NEW Internet by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      I saw a movie preview yesterday on tv where it didn't list a website, but a myspace address.

      It was a movie produced by 20th Century Fox, which is owned by News Corporation, the same company that owns Myspace.

      So, no, that's not really surprising.

  33. I signed up for a myspace acct by aztektum · · Score: 1

    purely out of curiosity a year and change ago. since it started booming i use it to post garbage on myspace sites for random ppl who make me their friend. i do it when i am bored with reading online or doing anything productive. it's kinda cathartic.

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  34. Car Crash by SirSlud · · Score: 1

    Of couse, because its massively popular, and its also the worlds most gruesome 24/7 car crash. A substantial portion of that traffic has to be from the 'how bad can it get' voyeristic traffic.

    That said, there are a number of top folks in lots of musical/artistic/etc displinines who realize that its a decent way to provide a forum for their fans. (For me, its the number of top flight DMC DJs and Ninja Tunes artists who offer free videos and music across the site.) I wonder if that will stop if it becomes too popular and too noise-to-signal.

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    "Old man yells at systemd"
  35. I am sick and tired of these covert ads for Myspac by gd23ka · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Personally I am sick of Slashdot using every pretense just to put the word Myspace on the main page.
    Myspace and security violations, Myspace and college kids denied internships, Myspace and whatever.

    Slashdot, get yourself advertising clients that are more in tune with your readership because you're
    alienating it bigtime. Most of us are no longer in college and don't put up nude pictures of ourselves
    captioned 'Man that pot was awesome but I was too stoned to wank myself'.

    So let's see, how's this for an ad? If you want to network with people to do business with then I suggest
    you go to http://www.openbc.com/ (open business contacts). It's some of what Myspace may be contemplating of
    becoming for the 30+ crowd but fuck them. They're too late in the game for that.

    Oh and here is a listing of Myspace dross since last May: (there's more but let's leave it at that)

    MySpace #1 US Destination Last Week
    On July 12th, 2006 with 39 comments
    An anonymous reader writes "Hitwise is reporting that MySpace has reached the top, surpassing Yahoo! Mail as the most visited site on the internet for US...
    Main The Internet, News
    Score: 8.3
    Adware Spreads Through Myspace
    On July 10th, 2006 with 201 comments
    Sandbagger writes "Here's an interesting problem for MySpace -- groups of websites that entice MySpace users into placing videos onto their profile pages...
    IT Spam, Security, The Internet, IT
    Score: 7.4
    New(?) Anti-Fraud DNS service
    On July 10th, 2006 with 184 comments
    knownsense writes "A new DNS system to foil spammers, abusers, and other ills of the Internet is around the corner, reports Wired. It claims to be more...
    IT Networking, The Internet, IT
    Score: 2.2
    The Man Behind MySpace
    On July 4th, 2006 with 186 comments
    An anonymous reader writes "The Guardian has an article looking at the life of Chris DeWolfe, a co-founder of the popular MySpace community site. The article...
    Main The Internet
    Score: 6.1
    The Information Revolution
    On July 3rd, 2006 with 36 comments
    Aeonite writes "The Information Revolution subtitled, The Not-For-Dummies Guide to the History, Technology and Use of the World Wide Web, is the second in a...
    Book Reviews Book Reviews
    Score: 0.6
    Congress May Add Record Requirements to MySpace
    On June 30th, 2006 with 343 comments
    An anonymous reader writes "CNet is reporting that Congress may be working to extend the record retention requirements they're already working on for ISPs to...
    Your Rights Online United States, The Internet, Politics, Your Rights Online
    Score: 7.0
    Summer Camps Join Fray Against MySpace
    On June 23rd, 2006 with 251 comments
    The New York Times reports that now even summer camps are raising concerns about social networking sites such as MySpace, Friendster, and Facebook. Camps are...
    Your Rights Online The Internet, Your Rights Online
    Score: 5.9
    Teen Sues MySpace Over Sexual Assault
    On June 20th, 2006 with 979 comments
    kaufmanmoore writes "A 14-year old is suing myspace for $30 million claiming the site failed to protect her from a 19-year old she met through the site. The...
    Your Rights Online The Courts, The Internet
    Score: 8.0
    A New Search for MySpace
    On June 16th, 2006 with 146 comments
    garzpacho writes "Businessweek is reporting on MySpace's new strategy. They're going to pit the large engines against each other in a bidding war to provide...
    Main Businesses, The Internet
    Score: 7.0
    More Warnings Against Oversharing on MySpace
    On June 11th, 2006 with 383 comments
    Skapare writes "Your next prospective employer might be watching your MySpace page, according to a story at the New York Times. And if you think Facebook is...
    Main Businesses, The Internet
    Score: 5.9
    Why Web 2.0 Will End Your Privacy
    On June 5th, 2006 with 233 comments
    An anonymous reader writes "This is a pretty good insight into some of the dangers of social networking and websi

  36. And what percentage of the traffic is bots? by micheas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I received 55 friend requests today none of them from real people. (Well I haven't looked at all of them, but the few I clicked on were from profiles that identified them selves as 18-22 single female, and all had lots of male "friends" they all more or less looked like ads for dating services, promos for bands, etc.)

    It is kind of interesting that myspace seems to hold up under all the spam, even though they don't seem to do much about it (or are at least losing the war badly)

    Hmm, time to go check out freshmeat for a myspace invite script.

    1. Re:And what percentage of the traffic is bots? by CRWeaks23 · · Score: 1

      For someone talking about scrips, you'd think you'd figure out why your getting so many friend requests. Don't become "friends" with people who aren't actually your friends. If you become friends with someone who has 123401234 friends because she looks hot and makes you look cool for having her in your top 8, you're going to have a lot of exposure, and people will spam you.

      Kinda reminds me of the days of AOL, when mass mailers would just grab all the screen names of people in chat rooms to make their lists. Don't want spam? Don't go to the Pron chat room.

      It's a fairly simple idea, the more people you're exposed to, the more friend requests from people you don't know. maybe you can write a script to delete all the "friends" you've never actually met? (this goes for bands, comedians, actors, etc as well)

    2. Re:And what percentage of the traffic is bots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you had to stay out of any of the offical chats, there were bots that would hop from room to room, grabbing all the names in each! I actually had a few programs that would do it, didn't use that part of them, though.

    3. Re:And what percentage of the traffic is bots? by uioreanu · · Score: 1

      since there is no human web activity that cannot be simulated with a bot, it's normal to expect a huge percentage of bots operating on popular websites. Look at wikipedia user update statistics, same thing happens there.

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    4. Re:And what percentage of the traffic is bots? by micheas · · Score: 1

      Well, all of my friends, I either know in person or have talked at least talked to on the phone so your initial hypothis is not completely correct. I suspect it is because one of the bands I have listed as a friend is using a promo service. (I'll ask them when I have time.) But, all that has to happen is one of your friends lists one of aggregators as a friend and you are on the spider list.

      Some interesting things (at least to me) about the spam, is that it only comes in when I am logged in to myspace. clicking on one of them generates about 7 more spam sometimes as few as three, and sometimes as many as ten friend requests.)

      It is amazing that the sampling of "friends" that one of the ads had all passed a quick test of looking like real profiles. (no pre-seeding of bogus friends.)

      One thing that makes spaming on myspace so appealing is that the click through rate is known, as opposed to email where you just know the union of people that will view images in their browser and opened your email.

      It will be interesting to see how myspace holds up under the increase of bots. I have only had one client ask me about a presence on myspace, and no one has asked me to try sending out mass invites on myspaces, I do get requests to send out mass emails all the time. (one of the recent requests was to send a don't forget to vote message to all the registered Democrats in San Francisco that I have emails for. (about 10% of registered voters have turned over their email address to the Department of Elections so it is at least targeted spam.))

      I think it was Sergey Brin of Google that commented that myspace is one of the more interesting things on the web today. And I suppose so if you look at from a marketers perspective, you start wondering what will be the Amway, or Tupperware phenomenon of the myspace generation.

    5. Re:And what percentage of the traffic is bots? by CRWeaks23 · · Score: 1

      Although I fully believe you that you know everyone on your list, I have been a myspace member for a while, have around 150 friends, and get at most one spammed account trying to get me to add them a week. That being said, myspace is a breeding ground for spam, especially pron sites, and I'm sure that soon enough it'll happen to me too.

    6. Re:And what percentage of the traffic is bots? by PercentSevenC · · Score: 1

      I signed up for a MySpace account several months ago but ended up never touching it again.

      A few weeks back I went to the site for some reason or other and my inbox was full of spam. I'd done NOTHING with the account and had no information on it other than what's required to sign up, yet I still managed to have an inbox full of spam. It amazed me given that I almost never get spam even to my regular email accounts, since I'm careful about who I give them out to.

      Needless to say, I haven't been back since.

    7. Re:And what percentage of the traffic is bots? by Flendon · · Score: 1
      profiles that identified them selves as 18-22 single female
      I felt a great disturbance in the Net, as if millions of Slashdot users suddenly surfed to MySpace looking for females.
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  37. s/Narcissism/sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people think MySpace is pretty stupid and a waste of time yet they still have a myspace page. Why? Because it's a place to "hook up". In the end MySpace is just another avenue for sex. And that's why it's number one.

  38. not a problem by r00t · · Score: 5, Funny

    The "single women all over who post their info online" are 45-year-old fat males.

    The "children" are FBI agents.

    1. Re:not a problem by richieb · · Score: 1
      The "single women all over who post their info online" are 45-year-old fat males.

      Who sit at their computers without wearing any pants!

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  39. And the worst part about it... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
    none of them friended me!

    I'm totally gonna go emo!

  40. Re:I am sick and tired of these covert ads for.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Do you really think that myspace has to advertise?

    On Slashdot? Or anywhere?

    C'mon. Get real. Perhaps /. is running these stories because they're in the news; for better or worse, myspace is part of the internet culture, and this is one place where it can be discussed outside of itself.

  41. Consent is King by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anything that facilitates consenting individuals getting together is bound to be a success.

  42. Having a unique name really sucks by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I first started messing around on the internet 10+ years ago, I used my first name for a couple things. Very quickly I caught on that this wasn't such a great idea, but what I didn't count on is lifelong archival and the rising power of search engines. You see, my first name and last name are rare to the point that I highly doubt anyone else in America has them both. Not completely weird or a made up word, it's just rather uncommon to encounter either one individually, and that makes the combination unique.

    So anyway, you need only type my name into Google and have a complete record of every inane thing I ever said back when I was 15 years old. If there is anyone else in the world with the same name, they haven't ever used it on the net. Ok, so it's not particularly damaging information, but it does allow ANYONE to find out that I like Nirvana and Douglas Adams and RPGs and arguing with people. It's rather embarassing, really, to have your semi-profound adolescent musings completely exposed, availible for anyone to read at any time so long as they know your first and last name, but there's really nothing I can do about it. The original archives have been cached by Google and archive.org. Like it or not, I'm immortalized, and I really pity the fools on Myspace who have unique names, or even the ones with common names but specific addresses (or other identifying personal info) posted. In all liklihood every single trivial fact, every single inane/insane rant has been archived *somewhere* and it'll eventually turn up in a Google search. It's irreversable--it's a gigantic bell that simply can't be un-rung.

    I shudder to think what would've happened if I made a truly questionable post under my real name. If some teen posts a rant on Myspace that could be construed as racist or radically anarchist or in any other way offensive or unpopular, that rant will be there perhaps for the rest of his life. It will be there every time he goes to apply for a job, and if he was foolish enough to provide such information as a home address he won't be able to claim it's not him. I don't know what there's any real solution for this except education. A lot of people out there don't see the point in anonymity, or even worse they view it as a weakness, a sign of guilt or triviality. Unfortunately, likely they won't start paying attention until criminals and potential employers/friends/lovers alike start turning to Google every time they get curious about their mark/employee/friend/etc.

    1. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
      the fools on Myspace who have unique names, or even the ones with common names but specific addresses (or other identifying personal info) posted. In all liklihood every single trivial fact, every single inane/insane rant has been archived *somewhere* and it'll eventually turn up in a Google search

      Google doesn't keep archives of websites permanently (or doesn't make them available if they do). When they re-spider a site they replace their copy with the current data; old pages will disappear from its search results after a few months. Archive.org may do so however, but they're a long way from complete.

    2. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've written about this before. When I first came to slashdot I used my real name. Luckily I didn't post anything stupid but it's still annoying to have the 5-6 posts come up first on google.

    3. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by kayditty · · Score: 0

      Rumpel Stiltskin?

    4. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand your predicament, Mr. Disillusioned. For a while, I thought I was the only one with this problem.

      Sincerely,

      --Hopelessly Idealistic

    5. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by D4MO · · Score: 1

      I realised that using my real name from the very moment I first used the 'net back in '92 (and previously on BBS) was a Bad Thing. If you search for my name on google, archive.org or wherever, you will not find me, though you will find people with the same name, but not me. And I have participated in many forums, usenet groups etc.

      I was working for a company once, in a senior developer postion, that went to the wall. Because we had a well known investor nationally, a reporter picked up the story and put an article in a national Sunday newspaper. During his research he googled my name and found someone else who had a similar background to me. The reported used his profile when describing the people behind the company. There was an apology printed the following week...

      Nowadays, I post as my real name if what I am posting I *want* to be found later by potential employers, etc. Otherwise, it's one of my many, many persona's...

      --

      Rocket science is easy. Neurosurgery, now *that's* difficult.
    6. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by 1arkhaine · · Score: 1

      I've used my own name in various areas, none of which I regret.

      Recently, a very old friend of mine randomly typed my name into google. My first and last name aren't hugely rare, and the combination isn't so bad, but because of the sites I have used my real name on (Amazon, etc), the 'real' me is pretty high up on the list. Consequently, my friend found me, and we've regained contact.

      Sure, that sort of thing can happen easily through myspace and facebook etc, but I'm not super keen on placing myself on there for reasons which are obvious.

      The point of this post is that I can see the benefit of having your real name on the internet, because people can find you, but caution should be a person's friend. I have written a number of reviews for Amazon and, if I had (for example) reviewed some unsavoury products in my teenage years, this could theoretically return to harm me. I haven't, but the question certainly remains.

      How long will it take people to realise that their online thoughts are (potentially) accessible forever? Should we then create a persona for the internet that is separate from our real selves, or should we simply monitor our behave online, as we would in a physica, actual arena? I suspect the latter, but my, isn't the capability to rant about something just grand?

      (A series of minor thoughts. I realise this doesn't hugely respond to what you were saying, but it seemed to fit.)

    7. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      Otherwise, it's one of my many, many persona's...

      Which is the one that knows how to use an apostrophe?

    8. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by metamatic · · Score: 1
      So anyway, you need only type my name into Google and have a complete record of every inane thing I ever said back when I was 15 years old.

      You need only go to my web site to have a searchable index of most of the non-trivial things I've written since I was about 17 years old.

      Perhaps the Internet is just raising the cost of being a dick. And that's bad how?

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      GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
    9. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by Mean+Variance · · Score: 2, Funny
      I like Nirvana and Douglas Adams and RPGs and arguing with people.

      Really? I like Nirvana, Douglas Adams, and rocket propelled grenades too.

    10. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by PurifyYourMind · · Score: 1

      If you hosted the material in question, archive.org can remove it. I did this for a *.edu homepage which had years of my stuff on it.

      How can I remove my site's pages from the Wayback Machine?

      The Internet Archive is not interested in preserving or offering access to Web sites or other Internet documents of persons who do not want their materials in the collection. By placing a simple robots.txt file on your Web server, you can exclude your site from being crawled as well as exclude any historical pages from the Wayback Machine.

      Internet Archive uses the exclusion policy intended for use by both academic and non-academic digital repositories and archivists. See our exclusion policy.

      You can find exclusion directions at exclude.php. If you cannot place the robots.txt file, opt not to, or have further questions, email us at info at archive dot org.

    11. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by Technician · · Score: 1


      I shudder to think what would've happened if I made a truly questionable post under my real name.


      I have a unique name also. Anyone in the US with my last name is a relative. The only place online with my real name are related to technical sites which I am proud to have contributed to. For example a google search for my name turns up that I have contributed to the wooden perodic table and provided information about the sample provided.

      I could see where a kid in a flame war saying all kinds of things may live to regret it later.

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      The truth shall set you free!
    12. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the Internet is just raising the cost of being a dick. And that's bad how?

      Even with my inane example I could think of abuses. I've had a couple extremely conservative Christian bosses before--the type of people that think Harry Potter teaches witchcraft and Metallica is a prime example of Satanic music (yes, I have actually heard both of these things come out a former boss's mouth.) Since I really needed the money I just smiled and nodded and kept my job (though I was still a little too 'weird' to actually get a promotion), but if my boss had been Google-savvy she could have found out that I was into all kinds of 'Satanic' shit e.g. Dungeons and Dragons.

      Point is, there are still a lot of extremely stupid/bigoted/evil people in power in this country, and it is for this reason we should not blithely disregard any pretense of privacy.

    13. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      The Internet Archive is not interested in preserving or offering access to Web sites or other Internet documents of persons who do not want their materials in the collection. By placing a simple robots.txt file on your Web server, you can exclude your site from being crawled as well as exclude any historical pages from the Wayback Machine.

      I really hate that. A site goes offline; then some completely unrelated company, often a link spammer, buys the domain; puts up an exclusionary robots.txt, and the information that they had nothing to do with and no claim on is suddenly gone forever from the archive (or more precisely, is not shown, they do keep it, but it's not displayed).

    14. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but maybe you'd have Googled them and found out about the time they were secretly spending on gay chatrooms. Thing is, transparency works both ways; read The Transparent Society by David Brin.

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      GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
    15. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by nickptar · · Score: 1

      It's more likely that they don't actually have anything incriminating available.

    16. Re:Having a unique name really sucks by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      We can only hope that this will mean a relaxing of social standards, insofar that as it becomes increasingly common and easy to find someone stupid someone posted on a forum ten years ago, the consequences attendant to that statement will decrease. Most everyone says things in real life to their friends that could be misinterpreted to mean other things, or taken seriously when said in jest. Such trivial statements have historically been the realm of private conversation, and effectively invisible to society. The internet changed that. Now we must hope that our responses will change accordingly.

  43. How is this different from /. then? by illuminaut · · Score: 1

    Most of what you said applies to the comments on this site. Different target audience, same inane narcissism.

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    - illuminaut, arbiter elegantiarum.
  44. quickly QOS limit their line ... by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    .. before they take over the Internet.

    I guess I hereby welcome our dark web2.0 lords in our vicinity ...

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    --- I am known for the ones who want to find me on the net. Is that a privacy risk or a privilege? One might wonder..
  45. 3.7 billion page view per day by gluecode · · Score: 4, Informative

    I speak to the person who runs their (myspace) ad servers, every week. He tells me that they average 3.7 billion page views per day. They run a custom version of the Doublick 5 ad servers, almost 400 of these servers. But they have a issue of how to monetize this traffic. They are trying to find ways to do that. They have a lot of junk ad inventory. I hear that they are getting very much into the mobile space in the US and internationally - video blogging, photo blogging etc. This way they can make atleast two dollars per user month over mobile services. On another note, Micrososft is working with them very closely to convert their server farm from Cold Fusion to ASP.Net 2.0.

    1. Re:3.7 billion page view per day by Timbotronic · · Score: 5, Informative

      On another note, Micrososft is working with them very closely to convert their server farm from Cold Fusion to ASP.Net 2.0.

      This is an interesting one. MySpace is written in ColdFusion but actually runs on the .NET version of BlueDragon. BlueDragon is a .NET (or Java) application that runs ColdFusion code as an alternative to Adobe's ColdFusion server.

      So what we have currently is a situation where:
      1. Adobe can't really claim that MySpace is running ColdFusion because it's running in .NET on a competitor's server not theirs and
      2. Microsoft isn't really crowing about MySpace running .NET because it's written in a competitor's language. Not surprising that they're 'working closely' to fix that!

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      One of these days I'm moving to Theory - everything works there

  46. How do these guys get their statistics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a rhetorical question, by the way. It's one thing for Google Toolbar or Alexa Toolbar users to transmit that kind of information to be aggregated. Hell, those users get PageRank and TrafficRank in return. But when you ISP snoops on you and sends URLs from HTTP headers to a marketing company, it seems like someone's privacy is being violated. Plus, self-selected contributors are one thing. But self-selected selectors are a completely different beast. I wouldn't put credence in their statistics or their ethics.

  47. I've got the same feeling by msloan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I kind of wish the internet was still limited to the nerds in some way - not that it's less free for everyone to use - it's just that if you want to put something on the internet you would have to seek out a nerd facilitator... Anyway, yes, most of the internet is now rubbish. Thankfully search engines do a decent job of sorting through this rubbish, but as the rubbish becomes more important than real information that might change. That is, a retarded blog page linked to from tons of spots might rise to the top of a google search, as oppoed to a reasonable, informative resource. I suppose it might be possible to start again - offer something like the internet yet make it better. I've always wanted a better markup language than html. Screw xml in general - create a new semantic markup language and presentation system. I know that this doesn't actually have much to do with a new internet, however if you're going to have a new network, might as well use a new format as the standard. If people have access to this new network, the browsers will be provided as well. The network could be cobbled together through wireless repeaters, at first a neighborhood of access, eventually a city, etc. Wires between wireless bits could provide fast interconnect between locations. Routing around would likely require complex pathfinding, but after a path is visited it could be optimized. Repeaters could learn where to send packets for fastest delivery. Bridges between the new and the old would also need to be constructed, yet metadata, tagging, commenting, rating, moderating could all be built in. Most of all with this system is that you wouldn't need fancy dancy servers to produce popular content. The repeaters would have hefty hard drives and work somewhat like bittorrent, extept that everyone actually seeds. All the kludges of the current internet could be alleviated. Maybe its a crackpot idea, I haven't thought it out throughly. Mod parent up!

    1. Re:I've got the same feeling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So build it.

    2. Re:I've got the same feeling by msloan · · Score: 1

      I've got a bad habit of trying to redesign old technologies.

  48. Wonderful post! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's so emotional that it's worthy of a blog entry! Have you considered opening a myspace account? :P

  49. Traffic counts visits, not amount of interest by DECS · · Score: 1

    MySpace gets lots of visits because half of the visitors are returning several times an hour because the crapload of ads and layers of WMP's on autoplay crash their browser repeatedly.

    Seriously, if you try to use MySpace on a Mac, you'll be luck to get three pages deep (not counting intersititals) before your browser gives up.

    MySpace better milk it while they got it, because running their site like that means it isn't going to be popular long. The teen market is notoriously fickle and they have shorter attention spans than the rest of us.

    Don't think other companies are going to ignore the youth networking market either. Remember that Friendster pretty much started it, but after their systems slowed to a crawl, everyone just picked up and moved to the next one. MySpace is not only performing poorly, but the ad glut is embarrasingly shameless.

    I wrote about Apple making an entry into social networking with .Mac - their business is not motivated by advertising placement:

    http://www.roughlydrafted.com/RD/Home/A592FAA3-5AA F-44DF-A3BA-7FE0D9D77A19.html

  50. Reason for popularity by ashman512 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think one of the reasons that Myspace is so popular is that it allows the people who use it to be able to rank their popularity using the comments and friends list, and then compare it to their friends in real life. The more friends and comments they have, the more popular(or at least to them) they will be in the real world. They don't consider the quality of what they have on their pages to be as important as how much they have. Instead of keeping there people on there friends list that are actually their friends, they add people that they may barely know, or not know at all. They usually also try and usually make there pages as big and flashy as possible, and fill it with lots of random things to try and make it look more important and meaningful. When a person posts a comment on another persons page, they usually expect that that person will post one on there page(and they usually do), which is what I think is the cause of the lack of comments that seem to be repetitive and contentless.

  51. What is MySpace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, what is MySpace anyways? Apart from being a place for children and molesters to meet eachother?

    I checked www.myspace.com yesterday, and it looked like an ad portal, like altavista used to be (still is?). I thought it would be something like blogger, so I entered a name in the search field, but that just gave me a regular web search - just like altavista...

    I really don't get it. What do people find so interesting about an altavista clone? And where does the children meeting molesters come in to the picture? Is there something behind the portal, a hidden entrance that I can't find. Or am I looking at the wrong domain?

  52. bullshit by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    Some of them realize that they shouldn't post that they live alone in an apartment in south-central LA, but others would very quickly post this sort of thing. Unfortunately, this again puts people at risk.

    God, you've been watching too many Lifetime movies. Muggers and rapists don't go cruising online looking for people to solicit into meeting, to rob/rape/murder/whatever them. They just hang out near a dark street corner. It's a lot easier, cheaper, and doesn't leave an electronic 'paper trail', both on whatever service, and the crook's computer.

    Most violent crimes are committed by people that know their victims; coworkers, friends, family, etc. That's precisely why you see reports of myspace-related crimes; they are by comparison EXTREMELY RARE. That's also why you see reports of old guys solicting minors and such online; it's also EXTREMELY RARE. Ever notice that you only really hear about these guys getting caught by cops posing as children? That's because even most kids aren't actually stupid enough to go and meet a stranger online. It's borderline entrapment, since a crime wouldn't happen if they weren't talking to a police officer.

    I always laugh when I hear people discuss "how safe" it is to meet a potential date 'from the internet'. How is it any more dangerous than meeting someone for a date after they ask for your number at a bar?

    1. Re:bullshit by eplossl · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that all muggers or rapists sat on Myspace looking for women or children to attack. Nor did I suggest that this was the only purpose of myspace. However, I think you would find that such people use myspace to research their illegal activities a lot more than you give them credit for. The fact of the matter is that Myspace is (or can be, if you play the game right) quite anonymous.

      And you additionally indicate that the criminal wouldn't leave a paper trail. What makes you think that they use *their* computer? What's to say that the criminal doesn't access Myspace from work or a library or someplace else which leaves their computer free of evidence. I grant that your average criminal wouldn't be that smart, but repeat offenders, particularly repeat sexual offenders, are pretty good at hiding their tracks. Otherwise, they wouldn't be still out there.

      With respect to your implication that I believe that meeting people from the internet is extremely dangerous, I offer the fact that I married a woman whom I met through an online forum. She lived roughly 300 miles away from me in another state. Had the two of us not been members of this particular forum, I seriously doubt that we would have ever met. The fact of the matter is that, as you say, meeting someone from the internet is inherently no more dangerous than meeting someone from one of those phone dating services or a classified ad.

  53. use Hitwise to track your website, apparently by SuperBanana · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Apparently, "sites that use Hitwise to track traffic" = "The World Wide Web".

    Want a good example of how that "top site" statistic is a bunch of bullshit? I don't know a single person that uses Myspace. I know LOTS of people that have yahoo/gmail/etc webmail accounts.

    Oh, and it doesn't hurt to have every other page return a server error or a blank page. I'm told Myspace's servers are about as reliable a crack addict.

    1. Re:use Hitwise to track your website, apparently by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Want a good example of how that "top site" statistic is a bunch of bullshit? I don't know a single person that uses Myspace

      They claim "4.5% of all the US Internet visits". Obviously, some people spend hours on it per day and count for thousands of those hits. So it may well be true without impinging on your circle at all. I've only ever clicked on a few links that took me there, never felt the urge to go back.

    2. Re:use Hitwise to track your website, apparently by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

      SuperBanana,

      I agree that you can test a lot of trends by sampling your own friends. Is the iPod popular? Well, ten of my friends have them. But this is one of those things that is under the radar of your friends and widely embraced among the mainstream internet users. And of your friends who have these webmail accounts, I'm betting that they don't check their mail as often as mySpace addicts click on mySpace links. A visit to gMail is like one click to get there, a couple clicks to read mail, then maybe a log-off click. A visit to mYspace is a lot more clicks... hours of clicks.

      Nice sig!

      Seth

    3. Re:use Hitwise to track your website, apparently by grouchomarxist · · Score: 2, Informative

      You say "I don't know a single person that uses Myspace" and "I'm told Myspace's servers are about as reliable a crack addict". That sounds like a contradiction. Or perhaps the entities that inform you about Myspace's servers are not people.

    4. Re:use Hitwise to track your website, apparently by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 1

      Don't forget all the users who have the Hitwise web-tracking spyware installed on their computer! So the stats can be revised to say that spyware-infested machines are visiting myspace more frequently.

    5. Re:use Hitwise to track your website, apparently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hitwise samples internet usage by extracting anon web traffic stats from core ISP routers. It's not site-centric and sites don't "need to participate". Hitwise will properly rate any site that shows adequate usage statistics in its (extremely large) samples at the sampled geographic location.

      Always nice to know what you're talking about.

      Knock yourself out:
      http://www.hitwise.com/products-services/how-we-do -it.php

  54. Sure everyone can be like Chricton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    John Chricton.

    PILOT: John!  They're eating my arms!
    CHRICTON: Just keep the course.  It's ok, they'll grow back.
    PILOT: Bleaarrggghhhh!
    CHRICTON: Pilot. Pilot. Stay with me!
    PILOT: Bluhh Bluhhhhhhhhh Bluhhhhhh nnnNGGGHH.
    CHRICTON: Here, suck my nipple and pull my penis.
    PILOT: Apple computer?
    CHRICTON: With Intel Pentium-D
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

    SUN(Aeryn): John, how dare you wank without me!
    CHRICTON: saddle-up darlyn, there's enough juice for everyone.
    CHIANA: When do I jump in?
    D'ALGO: Whith me, Chiana -- smack *penetrate*
    CHIANA: Whoo hoo I can take it!
    ZHAAN: Let me like your anus, D'algo.
    D'ALGO: Oh yes!
    SUN: Oh Yes!
    CHIANA: OH Yes!
    CHRICTON: OH YEEAAAAH Pilot!
    MOYA: @#$*(&@#$*&(  *hull-splitting-orgasm*

    AHHHHHHHH (everyone is sucked into the vaccuum of space, each at their climax)

    SCORPIUS: The galaxy is mine!

  55. Re:News? by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    Wrong. This is news for nerds indeed. DIRE NEWS!

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  56. 4.5% of what? by 3p1ph4ny · · Score: 1

    With the week ending July 8, 2006 market share figure of 4.5% of all the US Internet visits.

    4.5% of all bits transferred over the internet? 4.5% of all bits transferred over http? 4.5% of all requests made over http? Something tells me giganews.com transfers more bits than myspace.com, but that's just a hunch.

  57. MySpace is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm 15 and myspace is great for kids like me to hang out and chat. I sometimes get help with my homework and stuff. Also I can talk to my friends and see what there doing. Also like it's a place for people to put up memorials for dead people. Like my friend Mitchell who killed himself. Like he was really depressed when his Ipod got stolen. They say he had like mental problems or something. But we didn't know. Anyway thanks to myspae we can talk to him and leave messages for him. Cause we know he be watching from heaven.

    Steve

  58. W...T...F...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    <3

    Asscuse me, but is that an ass?

  59. "Seeing a 4300% increase in visits in just two..." by l3v1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seeing a 4300% increase in visits in just two short years

    Like that would mean anything. Anyway, a few more dozen /. "news" about myspace and that figure could easily go to about twohundredgazillion percent.

    // In other news I made a site yesterday and I was the only visitor. Today there were 43 visitors.

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    I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I can think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
  60. MySpace has only just begun. by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Recently, slashdot ran this article about Ask.com's growing market share. CEO Jim Lanzone has complained that his service is superior to competitors, but has not yet approached the market share of the Google-ocracy. The reason? Like Xerox before it, Google has become a part of our common venacular in 2006 (to google, I googled it, etc). Some expect Google will remain on top for this reason alone, others claim that superior technology is how Google became #1 in the first place, and so, Ask.com has a chance.

    So what does this have to do with MySpace? MySpace currently finds itself in a similar position; unlike rivals such as Facebook or Friendster (remember them?) their market share is simply in a league all its own. I also see another important difference which secures this position for MySpace- when trying another search engine, my total expended time equals about 10 seconds; type, click, go. I don't need to register for anything, and my experience is dependant on nothing more than the latest search algorithms. With a social network, I must invest a significant amount of time in order to setup my profile, and the experience is dependant on how many friends (or similar-minded people) I can find also using the service. Once I have become comfortable using one service, I might be hesitant to "start over" at another, especially if none of my friends were using it either.

    Simply put: we have seen, and will continue to see "MySpace killers" and "MySpace clones" boasting the latest AJAX-happy Web 2.0 goodness; but will the users of MySpace take notice? If they notice, will they care enough to make a switch?

    MySpace is a very powerful web brand, and I for one think it has only just begun. If I were Rubert Murdoch, I would begin expanding the resources and revenue streams availble to it. When will "MySpace Records" begin distribution in the major retail outlets? And what about tv? How many pilot episodes is fox sitting on right now? Why allow a boardroom to make those decisions? The users on MySpace could do a better job selecting the next "big hit", all without expecting one red cent in compensation! After all, how many of these same users will be buying these same shows on DVD next year?

    As MySpace has shown us: we a nation of aspiring and puedo-celebrities. In MySpace I see the potential for hundreds of new reality tv shows, dozens of new animated series, thousands of screenplays...I could go on and on. Properly managed, MySpace can, and I believe will, become a self-sustaining, media-generating, media-consuming machine.

    1. Re:MySpace has only just begun. by photomonkey · · Score: 1

      In my humble opinion, this is probably the most intelligent statement I've seen about MySpace in a very long time.

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    2. Re:MySpace has only just begun. by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      Interesting points, really. My only thing would be to assume it'll be essentially a self-contained community - and that might be enough, of course, given the volume of users.

      I can, for instance, tell you that I will never be a fan of a reality show that comes out of there, nor will I buy a CD from "MySpace Records", etc. MySpace is the new AOL - very popular, but not at all interesting to those of us who've been here all along.

    3. Re:MySpace has only just begun. by General+Wesc · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, I, for one, totally use Google just because it's a verb. Or maybe I found Google because it's a verb. Yeah, that must be it.

    4. Re:MySpace has only just begun. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant.

  61. just a quick point... by pdwestermann · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree with many of the comments here about myspace being inane and mostly full of worthless content free crap. However...with so many consumer oriented people in one place, its probably the best free marketing tool ever made. Look at how many big companies are advertising myspace web addresses...they know young people are much more likely to check out the site with that sort of address I have made a decent amount of money solely from advertising my products on myspace. You can even target demographics through the advanced search function...adding them as friends is the exact same as getting one exposure to a customer through an advertisement.

  62. Darwinian... by Vo0k · · Score: 2, Funny
    people don't seem to understand how potentially dangerous this is. Consider the sheer volume of details some people (read: children) put on their myspace accounts. Parents SHOULD police this, but, all too often, they don't. The fact is that this service presents all too much possibility for children to get hurt. Consider also the single women all over who post their info online. Some of them realize that they shouldn't post that they live alone in an apartment in south-central LA, but others would very quickly post this sort of thing.


    Law of Evolution at work. I think I just began hating that site a bit less.
    Call me troll all you want, in ancient times these people would throw rocks at bears or play with scorpions. Nowadays they electrocute themselves with toasters and post their personal data to myspace. The gene pool profits.
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    Anagram("United States of America") == "Dine out, taste a Mac, fries"
  63. Instead of using mod points, I'll just explain by zbuffered · · Score: 1

    Read up and be informed!

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  64. And in other news suicide is up. by PhilKenSebben · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the Internet was a person, myspace would be a 2,000 pound tumor on it's brain. This is the worst of all possible sites to be #1 on my beloved internets. I have a higher regard for shock sites.

  65. This seems a sad measure of current pop culture by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    That a website, employing no really innovative means of communication, no real creativity, and little hope for any constructive use can be so popular among regular (non geek, non nerd) young people is as I see it a sign of nothing good. I suppose in a decase or two we will see the results of such.

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    "Thanks for all the money you paid to us. We've used it to buy off ISO among other things" -Microsoft
  66. Amusement by Pancake+Bandit · · Score: 1

    What's really amusing while I'm on campus is when Myspace is down. Considering the construction of it and the vast amount of traffic, that's not rare. Students will greet each other with, "Oh my God, Myspace is down! I need to check to see if more people have added me!" It's like chickens with their heads cut off.

  67. Re:"Seeing a 4300% increase in visits in just two. by Jeff250 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news I made a site yesterday and I was the only visitor. Today there were 43 visitors.

    That would only be an increase of 4200%.

  68. Re:News? by KeithLDick · · Score: 1

    Who the Hell Cares ?...

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  69. Re:News? by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    They are taking over OUR Internet!

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  70. Re:Having an embarassing google really sucks by ukemike · · Score: 1

    I discovered the usenet in 1988. There was a time when googling my name turned up several pages of old usenet postings I had made. Luckily there a lots more people with my last name online these days and some of them are prominent for one reason or another. It takes a pretty well informed person do dig up much of my old dirt but it is there. I kept a journal when I was about 12 to about 16 years old. I cannot express how mortifying it would be to have what I wrote then, be available to all at any time.

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  71. Diary of Anne Frank by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    Most diary's are nothing special. The rantings of, mostly, teenage girls about their dull unintresting lives. Anne Frank's is one of them except they became more because of the extra ordinary circumstances she would find herself in. Who is to say that someday a myspace site written by someone won't have the same impact? Not because they are great writings but exactly the opposite because they give us a view into an ordinary persons live in an non-ordinary world.

    Yes it may very well be only 1 page from millions but that is no different from that one diary from the millions written during WW2.

    Offcourse it may also not happen, lets hope it does not. WW3 is a bit to high a price to pay for making a myspace account memorable.

    But lets say that the myspace accounts of the people at columbine were known. The pictures of those kids drinking and indulging in mass-produced but ineffectual rebellioness. The murderes, their friends, the bullies, the victims. They would give us a glimpse into that small world in wich all of them lived leading up to that day. A far more accurate view then we have now in wich after all only the survivors get to tell their version of events AFTER the fact.

    There are several books that contain letters from various war fronts. None of these letters are works of art by themselves but they have significance because they are often the last words these people wrote given us some glimpse into a world we hopefully will never experience ourselves. They are far more accurate then accounts written afterwards because those accounts are by definition only written by survivors and will always be colored by the fact that the person survived. A person saying his was worried he was going to die does not have the same impact as the words from a person unworried about death who has died. Why do you think disaster docu's usually delay introducing the survivors telling their tale? Because it ruins the suspence if you can see they survived. Ghoulish perhaps, that is for smarter people to judge, but effective.

    This does not mean I feel like visiting myspace to trawl through it anymore then I would feel like going through the billions of war correspondence letters or the millions of diaries written. Yet somewhere, there may be a myspace account that tells us an extra ordinary story.

    Oh and don't feel all that high and mighty, /. is hardly superior to myspace. More technobablle and less nude girls but the same mass-produced but ineffectual rebelliouness.

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  72. I just realized... by thebigo195 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Myspace is Slashdot's Anti-Christ.

    1. Re:I just realized... by Yusaku+Godai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is perhaps the most profound comment on this entire thread.
      I can't agree more.

  73. Of course by bblboy54 · · Score: 1

    What with all the drug and gang activity why would people not be flocking to the site? Its a good thing our government is a step ahead of us in protecting our children.

  74. understanding your comment by lavaface · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Myspace is driven and pushed by "old media", not "new media". It is old media's way of saying, well if people must bypass our traditional control over information and content for the internet - let's try to make it our internet and not someone elses.

    I'm sorry but this is not accurate. Myspace did a complete end run around the "old media" record companies. There are thousands of artists on there that would never have a shot at traditional distribution that are now leveraging the fact that they can be discovered, heard and shared with others. Perhaps you're refering to News Corp.'s recent acquisition, or the new Wired cover. It's not quite clear.

    For example, their obsession with "child predators" as of late probably has little to do with protecting children and everything to do with making sure that their system is fenced off from "that big nasty mean world out there".

    I'm not sure if I understand you here. Are you implying that people on myspace don't share links to the rest of the internet?

    They are the "bread and circuses" of the information age. Feed em crap, keep em happy, and most of all keep their eyes and ears distracted from political and financial issues of the real world.

    I believe this a valid criticism of The Spectacle at large and it's unfair to level this complaint solely at Myspace. I mean really, what distinguishes Myspace from NBC? Or nearly any other facet of popular American culture for that matter. I'm surprised how blindly biased the supposedly scientific Slashdot community is towards Myspace. This is generally without even trying the site out and is often based on a simplified caricature of the typical user profile. It's a meme run amok. Not everyone on the site is in high school.

  75. Cyclic Narcissism by PietjeJantje · · Score: 1

    You should know better. As many will have noticed, this rant is almost identical to those one encountered in the mid-nineties, which protested all those ugly web pages people where suddenly able to make. First of all, why do you care about what others make, especially when you don't go there yourself. I think this is disturbing. Let them be. Second, all the ranting about ugliness and bar talk is irrelevant and takes the attention away from the real facts: people are empowered with communication tools; it will lead to many great things you couldn't imagine. The only narcissism witnessed here, is from the ranters. They want to control others. What others do, is not good enough for them, they feel superior, comfortably forgetting that when they were 15, they were watching crap like the A-team. Well I did. If it where up to you guys, the web would have been smothered in its early incarnations, because the vast majority made ugly pages. Aristocracy at these early point in Internet history is laughable really, and the way of the dinosaur. Better not listen to you ;) I think what's far more interesting to explore is how people can have some kind of after-control or rights regarding their privacy online, in a general non-Myspace related way. Should people be able to tell Google to remove this or that embarrasing Usenet posting, or Archive.org to remove a particular site? Is that realistic? Etc. etc.

  76. Sounds Familiar by Onan · · Score: 3, Insightful


    In, oh, probably 1998 or so, I heard from a friend who worked at a tier-1 ISP that fully 2% of their total backbone traffic was to Geocities. This horrified us at the time, that such a huge portion of the 'net was devoted to people's crappy animated flame HR gifs.

    As we all know, Geocites then went on to conquer the Internet.

    1. Re:Sounds Familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, Geocities did not go on to conquer the internet. Something even more kludgy and stupid than Geocities went on to conquer the internet. Your point was what, exactly?

    2. Re:Sounds Familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When reading about the success of myspace, I couldn't help but wonder why is myspace so successful but geocities never quite made it?

      I don't know much about myspace (or geocities) but maybe it's the focus on people, individual lives. Just a few years ago only the most intrepid individuals would reveal information about their personal lives (remember when jennycam was new?). Now it's slowly becoming ... normal.

  77. In other news by DavidV · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Slashdotters losing faith in the dot due to irritating use of popup ads. Of course the average user is only aware of it as Firefox has a little less screen real-estate due to the popup blocker bar at the top of the screen.

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  78. Inversion by owlman17 · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or is Myspace really, strangely, the complete inversion of Slashdot? (Profiles, topics, content, etc.)

  79. Craptification of the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the beginning, maybe 50% of all Internet content was crap.
    Years later, when I first had access to it, maybe 90% of the internet was crap.
    As it seems, now maybe 99% of the Internet is crap.
    But, for as long as we have good search engines, it really doesn't matter that much.

  80. Oh great, more bandwidth wastage by Gord · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Myspace users accounted for nearly 10% (2gb) of my bandwidth usage last month from my general webserving box. Mostly by people using a direct link to a 4Meg image for their background image. Fortunatly this has been largely mitigated with an apache rewrite redirecting myspace users to a polite message asking them to stop.

    However this leads me to wonder how much bandwidth myspace is sucking from non-myspace servers just so users can have pretty background pages and other assorted images. Helping support Rupert Murdoch isn't something I'm happy to waste bandwidth on.

    1. Re:Oh great, more bandwidth wastage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mostly by people using a direct link to a 4Meg image for their background image. Fortunatly this has been largely mitigated with an apache rewrite redirecting myspace users to a polite message asking them to stop.

      Dude, you're too nice. I would have substituted a collage of goatse and tubgirl pics of similar size.

    2. Re:Oh great, more bandwidth wastage by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      What you're describing is copyright violation... MySpace is not personal use, it's publishing (much to the dismay of people trying to get out of convictions for crimes they've published there)...

      SO send those people cease and desist emails, then send one to MySpace for being their publishing agent (which I believe is just as culpable for violation)... then file a lawsuit with alleged damages if the activity doesn't stop.

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    3. Re:Oh great, more bandwidth wastage by jiawen · · Score: 1

      What I've done so far is change the target file to a rather large .gif that says "I'm an asshole who steals bandwidth" and give the original file a different name. It's worked pretty well so far.

    4. Re:Oh great, more bandwidth wastage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I really don't have any sympathy, if you don't want people looking at your stuff you shouldn't be putting it out there for people to see. Mandating that someone only sees your images in a context you control is like insisting people read books in order and don't skip the preface. You should be happy anyone likes your image enough to use it.

      P.S. I don't have a myspace account and I host all my own images on my website. If you don't want people using the hypertext internet as it was intended, why not publish all your stuff as PDF instead?

    5. Re:Oh great, more bandwidth wastage by jtaylor00 · · Score: 1

      A 4Meg image file? Who would ever want to use that as a background image. Maybe that's the first issue there for your large bandwith to myspace. Or is this some image that was not designed to be used as a background?

    6. Re:Oh great, more bandwidth wastage by Animats · · Score: 1

      So just change the image to a big ad. What's the problem?

    7. Re:Oh great, more bandwidth wastage by Gord · · Score: 1

      A 4Meg image file? Who would ever want to use that as a background image.

      Someone who doesn't really know what they're doing, which at a guess would cover a large chunk of the myspace users.

      Maybe that's the first issue there for your large bandwith to myspace. Or is this some image that was not designed to be used as a background?

      It was just a fullsize photo on a friends photo site. Somehow the site ranks quite highly in Google images so I guess someone found it from there. After that I think people saw it on one or two myspace pages and decided to link it as their background, it was on at least 40 myspace profiles at one point.

      The copyright/go-away replacement image is still getting pulled about 100 times a day.

    8. Re:Oh great, more bandwidth wastage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a problem similar to that once, but unlike you I play hardball because I'm an evil cunt.

      Some little fucktard used an animated gif as his avatar on a popular gaming forum. My poor little ADSL connection was getting hammered so I setup a redirect for referrers from the forum that pointed to an animated gif of a man being fucked up the ass. The traffic quickly died off and it was hilarious to see the posts that people made when the dickhead's avatar changed from the wonderful mezmorizing moves of Alizee to rancid gayfagsex :)

  81. heh by playingwithknives · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Im 34, my beautiful, wonderful, amazing girlfriend I met through myspace is 33, my myspace friends are all mid 20s to low 40s. Ive met and socialised with some, and romanced a few too and its all been pretty damn cool so far. Its been good for finding a partner, finding friends, and finding fuckbuddies and those ive met have interests similar to mine. Seeing all the myspace hate in this thread, perhaps having a pc/mac/net enthusiast, video game playing, star trek watching, sci fi & fantasy fan female friend/or more isn't the type of thing slashdot readers are looking for? I just avoided the kiddies/teens/emo's with a simple age filter on searches and it actually turned out to be one of the better websites about for meeting new people.

    1. Re:heh by punkr0x · · Score: 1

      Enough with the superiority complex, give us the link to her myspace page!!!

    2. Re:heh by freeweed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a small bit of hate reserved for MySpace because everything there seems to be written like your post. Stream-of-consciousness ranting with no thought towards presentation.

      In short, like instant messaging before it, it's destroying literacy. Capitalization. Punctuation. Proper pluralization. Most importantly, sentence structure and paragraphs. All seem to be missing from 99% of MySpace pages.

      It took me a few minutes to decipher just what it was you were trying to say with "perhaps having a pc/mac/net enthusiast, video game playing, star trek watching, sci fi & fantasy fan female friend/or more isn't the type of thing slashdot readers are looking for?", and that would count as one of the more coherent sentences on MySpace.

      However, you do raise an interesting point: You'd think a bunch of self-declared introverts/social outsiders would LOVE an online site for "hooking up". Personally, I avoid social networking online in any form precisely *because* I don't want to spend my offline hours hanging with fellow Slashdotters :)

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    3. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being the aforementioned 33 year old female, I feel obliged to answer comments regarding punctuation, correct grammar etc.

      Yes - myspace contains some terrible examples of the vile and hideous things which can be done to the English language, but, and I see this every day at work, they are merely a reflection of the lack of care taken with the language by most people at most times. I don't believe that the electronic age (pardon my being a Luddite), has produced this problem (although speed of publishing and lack of proof-reading do play some part), merely made it more apparent as more people are wont to publish online.
      The inability, or unwillingness, of the British school system to provide pupils with the ability to use the most basic and important tool at our disposal is well-documented, and has been lamented for many years.
      There are those on myspace who are well-educated, pleasant people, who, for reasons best known to themselves, use the internet to communicate. The trick is to ignore everyone else, I find.

  82. To be or not to be OMG LOL1!11 question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone know if a Myspace user has typed that Shakespeare sonnet yet?

  83. Strange use of numbers/facts by Karem+Lore · · Score: 1
    'To put MySpace's growth in perspective, if we look back to July 2004 myspace.com represented only.1% of all Internet visits. This time last year myspace.com represented 1.9% of all Internet visits. With the week ending July 8, 2006 market share figure of 4.5% of all the US Internet visits.'"

    Strange use of figures here...Initially .1% of all internet visits, then 1% of all Internet trafic...Lastly week ending July 8th the figure is compared with US stats and not global. So comparitively speaking it is a little bit questionable the figures quoted.

    Karem

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  84. It's because most of it is worm activity. by Canderel · · Score: 1
  85. That is sad by jeriqo · · Score: 1

    *WHY* did they choose such a badly designed website !?

    Damn.

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    1. Re:That is sad by AndreiK · · Score: 1

      Mostly it's not the site, it's the users. All the stories you hear about blinking cyan font on a blue background? Users.

  86. What do the numers mean? by gvc · · Score: 1

    What on earth is "weekly percent of market share" anyway? The Slashdot article misparaphrases this as percentage of hits, which is nonsense.

    It appears to me that they have selected commercial sites according to category, and then tracked the number of people that visit these sites in a week. Perhaps -- and I'm only guessing -- it means that about 5% of those surveyed visited myspace.com in a given week. That's a far cry from saying that 5% of all accesses were to Myspace.

    The bottom line is that the statistic is completely meaningless unless defined. Without a definition there is no point in quibbling about how precisely or accurately it is being measured.

  87. this just in... by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    /. readers suddenly realize they are not the center of the universe.

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  88. I Get Raped On MySpace! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love it! Date rape me pls!!! a/s/l LOLcopter!

  89. Just what I want to do... by Nichole_knc · · Score: 0

    wow... Go read a crap load of personal profiles.... Oh what fun....

  90. Re:teh (fat) US-ians by RMB2 · · Score: 1
    FYI: Just google the phrase "this letter does not fixate on a single topic or subject" and you can find this pretty easily on blogspot http://foxhunt.blogspot.com/2006_04_01_foxhunt_arc hive.html

    Where did I find this? On an ANSWER forum? The Democratic National Committee's speeches? A letter from Marx?

    None of them. The above letter is actually an *auto-generated* complaint from this website: http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

    Granted, I typed in Bush under the "company" box rather than the box to complain about a person (which is why it writes "Bush sticking its proboscis" instead of "his"), but still, it's eerily similar to the daily frothing at the mouth rants that Leftists spew out about the President. Is this how war protesters write their speeches? By using auto-generators?

    I wouldn't put it past them, considering that they've been repeating the same things over and over again, that they are flailing for originality.
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  91. Never could get into it... by ubergenius · · Score: 1

    I'm not one for traditional MySpace bashing. I don't find MySpace to be the most horrible thing ever invented, nor a travesty to the internet realm. However, I also do not find it to be anything remarkable or special by any stretch of the imagination, and just could never seem to get into it much. I gave it a real try when I was first invited to use it: I made a profile, checked it occasionally, even tried to make it look nice, but in the end, MySpace just wasn't much fun and started to annoy me. Now, I basically use it just to send messages to old friends telling them to call me. It has become basically a crappy e-mail system for me. I think the main reason for this is my technology side: MySpace always just seemed poorly done to me. It has attracted innumerous people to it, there is no doubt about that. But this attraction is clearly based upon the social networking capacities only, because everything else I have found to be lacking. It is very slow (I would imagine this to be a result of ColdFusion), buggy, and just generally funny looking. I could never get used to the interface. In the end, I applaud the creators of MySpace for making some so wildly successful, but it just isn't for me.

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  92. how about this by 2008 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You hire one of those scuzzy link farmer guys to ensure that any real Google results using your name are drowned out by a torrent of linkspam sites and newsposts advertising 0EM s0ftwar3.

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    I quit!
  93. 2008 Election by Crisu · · Score: 1

    2008's presidential candidates should start campaigning on MySpace now, shouldn't they? It might be the only way to increase voter turnout.

    The whole "American Idol receives more votes than the presidential election" still bothers me. Sure in Idol, you can vote multiple times, but the sheer number of votes anyway still makes a point. So maybe MySpace can come up with a way to start a voting hype. Maybe more embedded midis or floating Flash windows to spread the word.

  94. Applied for patents yet? by beaverfever · · Score: 1

    Has Myspace patented having friends yet? I think there's big money to be made in that racket.

  95. Boycott goatse.ch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just clicked on the link above to goatse.ch, expecting a gaping asshole to jump out at me. I was not disappointed, however, dangling underneath was a rancid surprise: a corporate ad! I beseech you all to boycott the goatse.ch mirror -- they've taken a beautiful thing, and tainted it with such corruption.

  96. BTW, MySpace is not profitable. by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1
    Shhhhh...

    Don't tell anyone, but Google returns value. MySpace helps child molesters get TV exposure.

    I'm pretty sure Google has the better business model.

    I'm willing to bet in the long run MySpace fizzles out because it does not have a sustainable business model.

    Teenagers are fickle, and MySpace mostly enables their less expensive tendacy: droning on endlessly about how life sucks.

    For as much as people parrot the model of teen consumer spending, there are a couple problems with that market:

    1. They are a shrinking percentage of the population.
    2. There is massive competition for their buck.
    3. They don't have much money, they spend it like they're retarded.
    4. The real money in our economy is exchanged between businesses.

    In the long run, MySpace and NewsCorp are dumping a lot of money into selling ads to people who don't like ads. Worse, they are paying so kids can post band lyrics for free.

    If MySpace ever turns a profit I'd be very surprised.

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  97. I don't get it by dbmasters · · Score: 1

    A couple weeks ago I created a MySpace, more just to learn how it works since everybody I know uses it...I have built a friends networks, left messages, built my silly little profile...

    I dunno about everybody else, but to me it seems very poorly done, has a horrible UI that is very unintuitive...seems to me this relatively simply concept could be done MUCH better...

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  98. Myspace by certel · · Score: 1

    As much as people like to criticize the website, I've actually had some old friends find me and it's been nice to catch back up on things.

  99. Total # page loads or unique visitors? by ruiner13 · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering if they are counting unique page loads, or unique visitors. The fact that people reload the poorly rendered pages so often, or get timeouts while loading stuff could skew that result. If i put a meta refresh tag in my page, I could similarly skew results if it is just counting page loads.

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  100. about myspace.com by stillmind · · Score: 1

    i think it's like a refuge for kids, a club where they can communicate with....??? (mystery people).....isn't there another one called Hi5.com kinda famous as well ?

  101. Not sad by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    I don't find it that sad, try to see the good side of it. I think it's pretty cool to have *one* *free* social site where everybody goes, because well, everybody's there, am I the only one out here to realize what's so cool about it?

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  102. Hilarious Song -MySpace Waltz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a hilarious song that begs to be mentioned here. It is called the MySpace Waltz by the bluegrass band One Way Rider.

    http://www.myspace.com/onewayrider

  103. It is not just a belief... by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

    It is an observable FACT.

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  104. Pessimism by enjahova · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You are not alone in your arguement. You are supported by medieval scholars who decried the rise of literacy, the government of the UK when the printing press was made, and many more anti-intellectual pessimists throughout history. They held your very same belief, what sort of chaos and tragedy will occur if everybody is literate? Peasants are dumb and uncultured, they will only polute the literary pool. You say the same shit about the internet.

    The only difference now is that we have SEARCH ENGINES, computers, and instant communication to help us sort through the bullshit. People like you like to ignore the fact that if only 1 out of every 99 people posting to myspace create something worthwhile, thats one more worthwhile thing on the internet to be found and shared.

    I believe the viral spread of information has not reached its full potential, myspace is a step in the right direction. Google and other search engines are helping too. You act as if removing the hundreds of worthless expressions are worth the cost of forgoing one worthwhile contribution. You conveniently forget that by reading slashdot you are getting a selection of top articles for discussion over thousands of "unworthy" articles submited a day.

    I think the only reason people like you get depressed is because you dont understand the internet. You don't see how instant communication changes the way things work. We can't rely on an intellectual authority anymore to tell us what is good and bad. Millions of people on myspace are expressing themselves in ways they never knew they could, even if most of it is terrible html they are having a learning experience and real social interaction. You want to take all that away because its easy to dismiss as trash? Don't add them as your friends, don't even sign up for myspace. In fact you should probably stop visiting slashdot, it should depress you that so many articles get submitted that are worthless, wasting the editors time, and our time when one slips through. You'd rather not have slashdot and save the internet the trouble right?

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  105. The entropy law of intellect by supaflah · · Score: 1

    How funny that all the sad little elitists of Slashdot are picking on myspace.

    Everyone here is guilty of the same sin- applying The Entropy Law Of Intellect, which states that humans engage in activities most easy at their intellectual level.

    Meaning for a teen, blogging, networking, and making friends is at the easiest and most fun. Not reading scientific materials or self-education.

    But look at slashdot. The /. crowd should be calling and mailing their senators to oppose the infringement of government into the internet.
    We should be demanding a boycott of China for it's freedom of speech and human rights violations.
    We should be actively working on developing vast encrypted stand-alone networks that cannot be filtered out, an internet within the internet.

    Yet what the brightest and geekiest choose is posting comments on ./ instead.

    The entropy law of intellect applies.
    So don't go crapping on myspace when you're doing the exact same thing on your own level- being content at the lowest level of intellectual activity for your developmental stage.

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  106. His name is Cameron Mitchell now. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    That is all.

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  107. Fox owns Myspace by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    That reason, and that alone, is reason enough to avoid Myspace.

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    1. Re:Fox owns Myspace by Suspended_Reality · · Score: 1

      Have you seen Rupert Murdoch's page? I hope he doesn't let future potential employers find it when interviewing him. Of course, with the Patriot Act and Total Information Awareness underway, I bet Murdoch's myspace page will windup hurting his chances of advancement.

  108. Since everyone wants to know :-) by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    I mention Crichton because he's a well-known writer, not because he's a great thinker. The parent to which I was responding complained about the lack of good and interesting writing (IIRC, I'm too lazy at this point to double-check, but that was my impression), and the point is that interesting writing can be interesting either because it's incredibly deep and intellectual, incredibly entertaining, or some combination of both.

    But whether the question is about entertaining writing (i.e. name any trashy novelist you want) or incisive and groundbreaking writing (i.e. name any thinker or scientist you want), the point is that the average Joe is not a professional at either.

    I spent most of my early undergraduate career working to pay my tuition as an appliance delivery man, riding on trucks to wheel new washers and dryers into apartment buildings and so on. Great guys, but a million miles from deep and completely ungrammatical in every way. They were very happy to accept what (as far as they could see) life gives people: an accidental wife that was a former high-school classmate, some beer, some pizza, things to want to buy as seen in weekly sale mailers, and a sitcom. If you were to track down their myspace pages now (assuming they even had any) I have no doubt that they'd be the most inane, ungrammatical prose about getting laid, liking beer, needing a smoke, and how hard it is to take a proper piss when drunk.

    That doesn't mean they aren't nice guys, but the point (and answer to the question is) that if they were Michael Crichton or any other professional or semiprofessional writer (i.e. think: any Salon.com contributor) they could weave layings, beers, smokes, and pissing into at least a light and amusing read, and if they were Einstein or any other professional thinker, they'd intone about what layings, beers, smokes, and pissing say about us all or about the causal nexus or the universe. But either attempt would have given the guys I worked with a severe headache and they'd probably just have ended up punching whomever demanded it--and on that point, I'm positive they'd agree with me (I italicize this in response to others in this thread who call me an elitist).

    To expect an average joe to be able to write competently or to write weightily is no different from expecting every Ph.D. to be able to pack a bearing with grease, weld a body panel onto a car, or install and plumb up an icemaker--or to want to.

    And no, Michael Crichton is not my favorite writer. In fact, I've never read a single thing he wrote. But he is published and is thus a professional or semiprofessional writer--which is what 99% of myspacers are not.

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  109. Where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The U.S is going where in a hand-basket?

  110. If Myspace were a country... by auspiv · · Score: 1

    It would be the 12th most populated country in the world with 92,658,806 users/people.

  111. friendster by conJunk · · Score: 1

    interesting about friendster... your post inspired me to have a look at friendster's alexa rankings

    not too shabby... looks like they did *something* about the beginning of the year, because traffic really took off then

  112. Sad. by yoyoofthemilk · · Score: 1

    Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

    This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.

  113. What's with the constant adding? by poulbailey · · Score: 1

    Why do 95% of all comments on MySpace consist of some variation of "thx 4 the add"?

  114. It also doesn't hurt that there's no email checker by Jelizabug · · Score: 1

    Myspace doesn't have anything like an automatic checker for email and new blogs, unlike gmail and Yahoo mail. No one has to refresh their email accounts repeatedly to check for new messages - they have a little blue envelope telling them when to go open their gmail account.

    So, in part from people checking for new messages, Myspace gets to claim that they get more traffic than any other site in the U.S. What's probably more important to them is that they also get hits for ads that people wouldn't see if they didn't have the compulsion to check every five minutes.

    Not that I'd ever do that... :D

  115. "The best thing about the internet.... by codergeek42 · · Score: 1

    ...is that anyone, anywhere, can post anything online.

    The worst thing about the internet is that anyone, anywhere, can post anything online."

    (To quote GrumpySimon)

  116. MySpace as CSS teaching tool by orgelspieler · · Score: 1
    I have a friend who wanted to add some color to her MySpace page, but absolutely HATED the available online tools to do so, since they are riddled with advertisements and popups. So after converting her to Firefox, I chatted with her about her goals for her page. she's using it to stay in touch with (read "keep tabs on") kids from her work. So it just had to be flashy enough to keep her kids from thinking she's lame.

    As soon as I showed her how to view HTML source and what parts of the CSS were for which part of her page, she was off and running. She now has a pretty good grasp on CSS rules, classes, and properties. I figure even the most cynical of us would appreciate that.

    Also, there's a MySpace group of 21 Slashdot members. So sad that the intersection of the groups is that small. I know there are more who are on both, but just aren't part of the group. *slinks away in shame*

  117. Re:Zaphod's grand myspace delusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, that's why I still work at Burger King at 37 years old. It is just so hard rewriting all that old information just to fill out a resume so that I can get a new job where none of my friends are.

    Maybe someday myspace will raise the minimum wage so that I can quit eating people's leftovers in order to survive. I know myspace will achieve this, just like I am sure that myspace will someday soon cure cancer and find my birthparents. It's all a matter of time. Nothing but good things, myspace. Good...things.