I can't believe I just took a shit in my pants at work. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the restroom, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3 days. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my Supervisor when she comes over here to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my employer? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The person in the cubicle to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.
you cock sucking faggot. I hope you get hit by a bus...several busses. I bet scientists around the world marvel at the sheer size of the circumference of your anus. Go back to surfing skat sites, you prick-eating fucktard.
A local resident was unaware he was the target of horrible timing when, according to his neighbor, shouted "suck a fart out of my ass"! in an argument they had. "It would have been kind of funny, as I hope it was intended, but, the frightening thing about it is, his breath smelled like he took a bite out of a fresh piece of shit. I am not kidding. Shit has an unmistakeable smell, and it was on his fucking breath". Still shaken from the event, he continued; "was that his suttle way of revealing he was into gay skat"? "Did his wife shit in his breakfast? Sheesh. "Then the whole "suck a fart out of my ass"-- with shit on his fucking breath....ugh..
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The US is already considered the worst mass murderers in history. Oh, and there is no way the USA/UK would ever be defeated by any arab nation, even if they tried a joint effort...we (the USA/UK) are going to do whatever we want and there is nothing you can do about it. Yes, I know, I am a spoiled, arrogant American, but I have every reason to be. Oh, I almost forgot the icing on the cake...God bless Israel!
The rivers of blood that will flow from Iraq will hopefully end in so-called "palestine". That way, Israel won't have to "drive" everyone out. the "people" of so-called "palestine" will drown in the blood of their Arab neighbors. Any survivors will suffocate on the stench of their decomposing family members. However, there is an easy way for everyone to live together without violence. See, what the Israeli/allied intelligence should do is infiltrate hamas and hezbollah. Sell them some suicide belts that are filled with "explosives", but in actuality they have been stuffed with confetti....see...and tell the martyrs to go and do their thing. When The martyrs walk into the citys of Israel, they press the button on their suicide belts and...... HOORAY! A PARTY! Everyone will laugh and laugh. See? no harm no foul!
first banana.
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I never spend money on weed from anywhere but the good ol' US of A.
It's not that I couldn't control it. I thought I was just forcing a fart out...you know, the kind that are up a little further. They are just supposed to "pop" and that's it...well, it popped alright.
I can't believe I just took a shit in my pants at work. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the restroom, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3 days. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my Supervisor when she comes over here to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my employer? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The person in the cubicle to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.
I resent that so-called reply, based on the fact that it sacraficed grammar to save time, and used a laughable method of insult to reflect the subject using symbols and exploitives in the most emotionally crippling way, resulting in the total loss of the author's journalistic integrity. Furthermore, If you must continue with posting your tasteless banter, please keep the sophomoric, insipid attempts at ridiculing the immasculated to a minimum...we don't want the whole world to know they share oxygen with the likes of you.
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I just farted!
"palestinians" are terrorists, and the rivers of blood that will soon flow from Iraq will wash "palestine" into the sea where they belong.
from what I hear, the weed from humboldt is the best in California.
LOL!!! Moderators, mod this up! Any joke about filthy palestinians deserve nothing less!
palestinians are terrorists, and the rivers of blood that will soon flow from Iraq will wash palestine into the sea, where they belong.
I can't believe I just took a shit in my pants at work. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the restroom, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3 days. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my Supervisor when she comes over here to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my employer? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The person in the cubicle to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.
a petrified Heidi Wall pouring hot spit down my pants...no? um...goodbye!
You are right. Then a rebuttle...Death to all filthy muslim sand miners!
Death to all arab nations!
you cock sucking faggot. I hope you get hit by a bus...several busses. I bet scientists around the world marvel at the sheer size of the circumference of your anus. Go back to surfing skat sites, you prick-eating fucktard.
I just farted!
I just farted! Now to line up another rail of crystal meth...mmmm. What a way to start the day...
Yes, you are the only one who thinks that.
death to all arab nations.
I am going to name my kid umbuh. all lowercase.
A local resident was unaware he was the target of horrible timing when, according to his neighbor, shouted "suck a fart out of my ass"! in an argument they had. "It would have been kind of funny, as I hope it was intended, but, the frightening thing about it is, his breath smelled like he took a bite out of a fresh piece of shit. I am not kidding. Shit has an unmistakeable smell, and it was on his fucking breath". Still shaken from the event, he continued; "was that his suttle way of revealing he was into gay skat"? "Did his wife shit in his breakfast? Sheesh. "Then the whole "suck a fart out of my ass"-- with shit on his fucking breath....ugh..
The US is already considered the worst mass murderers in history. Oh, and there is no way the USA/UK would ever be defeated by any arab nation, even if they tried a joint effort...we (the USA/UK) are going to do whatever we want and there is nothing you can do about it. Yes, I know, I am a spoiled, arrogant American, but I have every reason to be. Oh, I almost forgot the icing on the cake...God bless Israel!
you are a sucker of penis. first post.
The rivers of blood that will flow from Iraq will hopefully end in so-called "palestine". That way, Israel won't have to "drive" everyone out. the "people" of so-called "palestine" will drown in the blood of their Arab neighbors. Any survivors will suffocate on the stench of their decomposing family members. However, there is an easy way for everyone to live together without violence. See, what the Israeli/allied intelligence should do is infiltrate hamas and hezbollah. Sell them some suicide belts that are filled with "explosives", but in actuality they have been stuffed with confetti....see...and tell the martyrs to go and do their thing. When The martyrs walk into the citys of Israel, they press the button on their suicide belts and...... HOORAY! A PARTY! Everyone will laugh and laugh. See? no harm no foul! first banana.
I never spend money on weed from anywhere but the good ol' US of A.
It's not that I couldn't control it. I thought I was just forcing a fart out...you know, the kind that are up a little further. They are just supposed to "pop" and that's it...well, it popped alright.
I can't believe I just took a shit in my pants at work. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the restroom, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3 days. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my Supervisor when she comes over here to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my employer? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The person in the cubicle to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.
I can't think of anything right now. I'll come back later. In the mean time PHP!
I resent that so-called reply, based on the fact that it sacraficed grammar to save time, and used a laughable method of insult to reflect the subject using symbols and exploitives in the most emotionally crippling way, resulting in the total loss of the author's journalistic integrity. Furthermore, If you must continue with posting your tasteless banter, please keep the sophomoric, insipid attempts at ridiculing the immasculated to a minimum...we don't want the whole world to know they share oxygen with the likes of you.
Both the interviewer AND the interviewee are full of shit.