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  1. Re:Like anything else ... on Steal This Idea · · Score: 2, Funny
    ur gttng a ltl contentious thre, m8.

    wd u lk fries wv that?

  2. Re:It depends on GPS Used To Monitor Continental Drift · · Score: 1
    errors for vertical accuracy rapidly increase with latitudes greater than 65 degrees

    Since Cape Wrath (the northenmost point of the mainland) is only at around 58 degrees north, it'll be a wee while before our north-easterly drift takes us into the realms of 65 degrees and increasing errors.

    How trolls get modded up to interesting is beyond me.

  3. Re:Nothing new here on Fast TCP To Increase Speed Of File Transfers? · · Score: 1
    Thanks - a clear explanation at last.

    I skimmed the PDF of the Stabilised Vegas implementation and felt rather unenlightened, but your explanation is much more intelligible.

  4. Chalk one up to Russ... on Microsoft Plans An Overhaul For Patch System · · Score: 1
    This lovely bit of PR guff sounds awfully like a response to Russ Cooper's rant on NTBugtraq last month.

    It's nice to know that Microsoft are listening, but until they stop releasing patches that break their end-users applications and even their own OS, noone will trust them.

    I run a couple of production servers on NT4, and am exceedingly wary about patching unless I have a snapshot on our SAN for quick DR.

    The last time Microsoft broke my server, I only had a tape backup, and was very embarrassed to have to admit to 3 hours downtime.

  5. Re:What's broken on Microsoft Plans An Overhaul For Patch System · · Score: 1
    Amen.

    Our only serious downtime in 3 years was due to a MS hotfix that hosed our main production server.

    Luckily, I'm paranoid and had taken a full system backup, so it only cost us 3 hours.

    I'm now even more paranoid, and make sure that only patches that are absolutely necessary are applied.

    I think this is probably Microsoft's response to Russ Cooper's rant about Wondows Update last month - at the moment, it sounds more like PR than progress.

  6. Re:The Need For a Long Patch Cord on Ripping from Vinyl, Simplified · · Score: 1
    If you've got a portable Minidisc, you could try using it as a preamp.

    I just put the turntable signal into the microphone input, and take the signal from the line out.

    I do have to set the MD to record, and then press pause, but it's cheaper than getting a preamp as well...

    It's not ideal, but it's probably as good as Radio Shack kit...

  7. Re:Rigged Votes on Jonathan Ive Named Designer of the Year · · Score: 1
    It's a design award.

    over here, design types use Macs a lot (then switch to various flavours of CAD if they actually need to design something physical).

    This guy designs the tools the design crowd work with.

    Of course he's going to win.

  8. The French. on Universal Alphanumeric Postal Code Proposed · · Score: 1
    No, really.

    Not a troll, but there is no fscking chance of the French^H^H^Hedom adopting this.

    You might persuade our lovely Phoney Tony to change our codes, but the French have their own system, and would never allow this sort of disruption to their highly tuned bureaucracy.

    OTOH, how about F0UT3 58U5H for the Elysee?

  9. Re:People are scared of linux because... on IBM Launches Linux Desktop in India · · Score: 1
    Windows was bizzare and hard to use, when we'd previously been on CP/M and/or DOS on the desktop.

    It took me about two years to feel comfortable with a mouse, and I still use the keyboard shortcuts where possible.

  10. Cheech and Chong... on Gecko Feet Inspire Sticky Tape · · Score: 1
    already did this to Stacy Keach, in Nice Dreams, IIRC.

    Keach, playing a cop, turns into a half-man-half-lizard after smoking too much high grade gear.

    Funny as fuck.

  11. I'd expected better on Denial of Service via Algorithmic Complexity · · Score: 1
    from the /.ers than this.

    The biggest implication of this is - if you're an open source application, exposing your internals to the outside world, and you are using a weak algorithm, then this sort of attack can be carried out on you.

    Now I'm a fan of open source, but I'm sure that anyone that writes OSS will be taking this on board, so there's no need to worry.

    Just joking, of course - everyone writing an accessible service in OSS needs to read this paper.

    Sorry - rant over, but if you expose your internal workings, then clever bastards like these will find a way to tie your server up, unless you know their preferred attacks to start with.

  12. Re:FAT? COW? on Aimee Deep Interview · · Score: 1
    Haha!

    I'd mod this up to make it more visible, but it's not my week, so I can't.

    For the record, you aren't fat .

    You have, on the other hand, a damn fine trombone.

    Thanks for pointing me to sllort's mod guide, though - I'll change my prefs to newest first directly, but still won't ever mod anyone down (I like to reward good posts, and launch a tirade against bad ones).

    Keep it real, girl!

  13. Re:Uh oh on Aimee Deep Interview · · Score: 1
    Am I the only one that read the interview and immediately had Zappa's classic 'Valley Girl' rolling round my mind?

    Like, she's totally vacant, and the RIAA are, like, soooooo grody..

    Barf out, gag me with a spoon.

  14. Re:Nope on Application Layer Packet Shaping on Linux · · Score: 1
    Scenario - a custom app, running over the Internet with a client talking to a bunch of hand-rolled servers listening on various ports on various boxes.

    This is fine for a directly connected client, but can be a total PITA when running thro proxies and firewalls.

    The hand-rolled servers all use their own protocols, easily identified by the start of each request.

    Ideal solution would be to have the client connect to port 80 for all services, and hand off the sessions dynamically using layer 7 information.

    The solution would also need to keep sessions open to each server while the client is logged in.

    It's just a simple solution to a problem that was identified far too late in the development cycle...

    Plus, I like the idea of layer-7 switching with persistent sessions just ofr the sake of it.

  15. Re:Reparenting window managers are for wimps on fvwm Turns Ten · · Score: 1
    Hand?

    REAL MEN

    have a much better tool for that - it's called....

    a wife.

    They're much better at all that fiddly shit...

  16. I'm gonna have to on fvwm Turns Ten · · Score: 1
    stop reading at -1.

    You lil bitchy trolls have ruined a fine interview by Fyodor, and now you're bitching on every other post.

    Wankers.

    P.S. My IP is 81.86.161.107

    Hack that if you think you're clever enough.

  17. Re:why didn't this window manager die LONG AGO? on fvwm Turns Ten · · Score: 1
    I remember having a bitching (yes - really, it was - don't get me on the marvellous 2MB 16MHz 286 shit...) 386 setup for CAD - running Windows, it would even (given time) compile VB code.

    I preferred Autolisp, though...

  18. and no... on Application Layer Packet Shaping on Linux · · Score: 1
    I'm not nearly a good enuff programmer to start screwing with kernels, before you ask... ;/

  19. Nope on Application Layer Packet Shaping on Linux · · Score: 1
    Wish it was, but I've looked at it and it'll only do portmapping (layer 4).

    What I really want is to be able to redirect based on packet data, rather than port number.

    If you can tell me how to do this on LVS, then I'd be much obliged - I can't see how to do it...

  20. Damn - nearly got excited on Application Layer Packet Shaping on Linux · · Score: 2, Informative
    until I read the howto and realised it's QOS and not layer-7 redirection.

    Now that would be useful to have in the kernel.

    I know you can do a certain amount with Apache, but to be able to slot a nice little Linux box in where an Alteon would normally sit would be a)cool and b)cheap.

  21. Re:Your post on Fyodor Answers Your Network Security Questions · · Score: 1
    Firstly, it's a real honour to get a response from a 4-figure man.

    I admit, I was quite close to trolling, but this discussion and the previous request for questions was flooded with this nonsense, so I responded.

    IMHO, Fyodor's attack on this troll was more akin to a practical joke than a criminal act - yes, it was irresponsible, but if someone's calling you a sad wanker all over the place, the minimal retaliation involved in Fyodor's actions is understandable.

    What pisses me off is the flood of this crap every time Fyodor comes up, when I'd much rather be reading about useful stuff on network security, host OS identification, etc.

    Just my two pennworth...

  22. Re:"Big Brother" is sometimes okay on UK Police Expand License Plate Camera Systems · · Score: 1
    Where I live, there is an incredibly busy road. The city was going to have a man monitor the roads and sit in a booth with cameras to determine which lights they should change when (for better traffic control)

    What city is that? Hyderabad?

    In the UK, we have computers and road sensors to do that - I've even seen adaptive traffic lights in France, for God's sake!

  23. Re:Right Vs Privilidge on UK Police Expand License Plate Camera Systems · · Score: 1
    If you were correct, and it was actually being used in that way, then it wouldn't be a big deal.

    The problem is that the cameras referred to aren't the nice automated charge-you-a-fiver congestion charging ones, they're mobile cameras, linked to the PNC and the DVLA database, and the cops are using them in random trawls.

    Basically, a cop van sits by the side of a dual carriageway with this camera, with an interception team up ahead. Your plate gets photographed, processed through the database(s), and if your name is flagged up, you're pulled.

    Now so long as it's only people actually wanted for an offence that are being pulled, there really isn't an argument.

    But what if, rather than the PNC, a not-so-accurate intel database is used?

    With the data-mining and network analysis tools that are starting to be used, you could well be in the frame for a pull if you know someone who knows someone who is thought, perhaps, to be a terrorist / drug dealer / corporate thief (OK - only joking about that last one).

    Even the PNC isn't infallible, so the use of dodgy data in this situation is a worry.

  24. Why not rent? on Law and Virtual Worlds · · Score: 1
    Then you could be a true karma whore...

  25. Re:Very informative article, glad to have read it on Today's SCO News · · Score: 1
    Ta - if I had any mod points today, I'd mod you up.

    I actually do prefer big hairy lasses ;)