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Microsoft Plans An Overhaul For Patch System

sckienle writes "ZD-Net has an article about Microsoft's plans to overhaul their patch system. 'Ninety-five percent of attacks happen after a patch for a known software vulnerability has been issued' says Scott Charney, chief trustworthy computing strategist at Microsoft. Basically, Scott is promoting the idea that Microsoft can do a better job, in many ways, so people will trust and be able to install patches quickly. Microsoft has a transcript of Scott Charney's talk on their site." As reader sweeney37 summarizes, " Microsoft's plan is to reduce the patch installers from eight to two, they want to have one patch installer specifically for the OS side and one specifically for the applications." Sweeney37 points out this InformationWeek article on the planned change.

402 comments

  1. now? by CptChipJew · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We are now doing security audits on all our products as part of development."

    No comment necessary =)

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    1. Re:now? by eryk · · Score: 2, Funny

      So they're not going to release any product any time soon?

    2. Re:now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're auditing, not fixing. That way the **AAs don't have to wait for crackers to find the back orifices.

    3. Re:now? by NecroPuppy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, they didn't say that they would pass the security audit. Just that they would do one.

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  2. recent bad patches? by ClickWir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What about the recent patch that "broke" peoples net connections... I don't want something like that automatically applied.

    1. Re:recent bad patches? by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 2, Informative

      That patch was not automatically applied. The only patches that are automatically applied are ones that fix huge holes to the operating system, and even then you have a choice of not letting windows update itself automatically. Most windows users turn off the automatic update feature as soon as they finish installing windows.

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    2. Re:recent bad patches? by Zigg · · Score: 3, Informative

      You have a choice today. But you may not in the future.

    3. Re:recent bad patches? by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You know, I love the register as any slashdot user does, but, seriously, it is not "news". The specific article that you are posting is full of "may" and "could". The link to SuSE linux at the end of the article hardly makes for detached commentary. In fact, had this article been posted in /. it would have been a -1 Troll.

      I think that Microsoft could very well make system updates (ie not DRM related ones) obligatory but I don't think they will. And, seriously, even if they do, what stops you from blocking windowsupdate.microsoft.com at your firewall?

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    4. Re:recent bad patches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It was not a critical automatic update!!! You had to go and manually install the recommended one which also states DO NOT apply this unless you are experiencing the problem.

    5. Re:recent bad patches? by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1

      Yeah... That was a good one. I installed it almost as soon as it came out. Ended up screwin' my computer over so bad I had to completely reinstall all my OS and software. Yeah. Forget Windows Update. I feel safer knowin' that hackers wanta destroy my computer.

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    6. Re:recent bad patches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see this as a product so bad, a vendor so evil, that folks want to tune firewall rules to break functionality out of paranoia. Pretty cool for a software monopolist eh?

    7. Re:recent bad patches? by eMartin · · Score: 1

      "Most windows users turn off the automatic update feature as soon as they finish installing windows."

      Somehow, I don't think "most" is the right word there, since "most" Windows users don't know anything about these updates.

    8. Re:recent bad patches? by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 1

      OTOH, people who don't know enough about their computer to bother to find out about turning off automatic updates are best served by the "automatic updating" feature. I do think most people turn the automatic updates thing off, actually. You do get asked whether you want the feature to be turned on or off, after all. I actually know of no one who has it on. YMMV, of course.

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    9. Re:recent bad patches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Read Slashdot at -1, free your mind.

      Read Slashdot at -1, waste your time.

    10. Re:recent bad patches? by gfody · · Score: 0

      hah goto hell

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    11. Re:recent bad patches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What about the recent patch that "broke" peoples net connections... I don't want something like that automatically applied.
      I don't know about that but I've had one in the past few days that totally wanked acid jism all over OE's tits. There was one with much the same effect a few months back; I got a really sarky answer from some cock-jockey MVP (like, whoop de fucking doo)that there was a ficx for it. Indeed. It was filed under IE6 and didn't mention OE at all. Like, hefuckinglo. People might have an evens chance of finding a patch if it had the name of the app that's crashing in it, somewhere.

      Bunch of cunts the lot of 'em.

    12. Re:recent bad patches? by Zigg · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the Register is often editorial. I have no problem with that. I do think that the article I linked to was an excellent representation of my opinion on the matter. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

      As for the EULA term in question, I didn't take Thomas Greene's word for it. When my work computer prompted me to install SP3, I read it for myself, and decided right then it was not acceptable to me. Not just because of Microsoft's track record of trust, although it was important. But frankly, I wouldn't sign over the rights to my computer to anyone less trustworthy than my own mother.

  3. User problem by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you are running WinXP, you can set up Windows Update to download the latest patches anytime you are connected to the web. This will get you the latest updates just about every time you use your computer.

    If you turn off this feature, it's really your own fault that you get hacked. If it is true that most attacks occur *after* the patch has been issued, there is no one to blame but the user.

    But I'm sure we can twist this into an anti-MS thread anyway.

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    1. Re:User problem by pla · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you turn off this feature, it's really your own fault that you get hacked.

      I will presume you mean that as a joke.

      You do know Microsoft's history of releasing "updates" that have a high probability of making matters worse than the bugs they claim to fix, right?

      I believe their last proof of this idea occurred... Oh, last week? And who can forget the legendary NT4 "even numbered SP plague"? They should have released 6a as 7, just to keep their f'd up patches consistantly named. ;-)

    2. Re:User problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has been part of Windows 2000 since Service Pack 3 as well.

      I quite agree - most of these people simply aren't trying to apply the patches.

      (Now, if you read NTBUGTRAQ, occasionally there are real issues with the patches.)

    3. Re:User problem by djupedal · · Score: 3, Funny
      if....can...just about...

      As a MS apologist, please remember you are held to strict rules when starting any and all arguments.
      1. Never use open-ended statements, such as "if you do this" and "just about every time", without first reminding readers that you are an expert in your field, and you only discuss facts.
      2. When arguing that the user is the principal cause of computer problems, be sure to also state that MS has always had a policy of considering the user's needs first and foremost when designing products.
      3. Never end a comment by stating "But I'm sure we can twist this into an anti-MS thread anyway" without a friendly wave (all fingers out) and a smile.
      Be careful out there.
    4. Re:User problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know Microsoft's history of releasing "updates" that have a high probability of making matters worse than the bugs they claim to fix, right?

      No. Please provide a link.

    5. Re:User problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try this one for a start.

      Not only do they have a crappy, virus-vulnerable OS, but now their "updates" have actually started screwing up third-party virus scanners.

    6. Re:User problem by Matrix272 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree. A link categorizing Microsoft's failures, including the one last week, would really help to assess whether or not they have an acceptable rate of failure. Given that there are probably at least 50 updates with WinXP, and maybe 2 are bad, that gives us a 96% success rate. So, a link would be very helpful.

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    7. Re:User problem by zakath · · Score: 1

      If you turn off this feature, it's really your own fault that you get hacked.

      Yeah - whatever. I've recently finished reinstalling W2K Pro on two machines that were totally hosed by the last easy to install 'Windows Update'. I'm not a career MS basher but after my experiences in the last couple of weeks I'm going to be very careful in the future of applying MS's 'fixes'.

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    8. Re:User problem by Technician · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm guilty of the other user problem. I stick in a bigger hard drive. I reinstall the older OS because the hardware doesn't support a newer one and I'm not spending twice the price of the HD on an OS when the original one works and is paid for. Do the words no longer supported mean anything? Your old one may have been fully updated and patched until the hard drive gets replaced. The OS can be reinstalled, but reinstalling the no longer avalable patches could be a challange.
      Too bad most patches only directly install and are not saved first. Having a CD of the OS and a CD of all the patches for a reinstall would be nice, but the system was never set up that way.

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    9. Re:User problem by dcam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd suggest that you do a search through the archive of Bugtraq for postings on Windows update. The long and the short of it is that it doesn't always work and buggy patches have been released. If you leave this 'feature' on you can still get hacked. If you are serious about security you lock the machine down (in which case you may be protected from vulnerabilities even if not patched, eg Sapphire not a problem if the correct ports are blocked) and test the patches on a test box to see what their effect will be.

      One question: does the average home user have time for this?

      I should say that I write use MS sfotware products more than any other and that I really like some of their stuff, however their process of patching is a big problem and it is high time it was addressed.

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    10. Re:User problem by Pxtl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I use this feature, and it frustrates me to no end - it insists on restarting the system for everything. It could be patching a hole in something very peripheral, and will still insist on restarting the machine.

      Windows escaped restarting for driver updates, and now has restarting for security patching. The more things change...

    11. Re:User problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      While 95% of hacks are done immediately after a patch, he didn't say that 80% of all loss is NOT related to hacking, but to introduction of change. You change something, it fucks things up. The system goes down, you lose information, etc.

      Would you rather dance with the 19% (at best) chance you'll get hacked or the 80% chance something will go wrong just from installing it? Oh, I think I know what I'd do if I was getting paid to do this.

    12. Re:User problem by julesh · · Score: 1

      I don't have the complete details, but I can tell you that there is a lot of software that won't run on NT4 SP4 that works just fine on SP3 or SP5. This includes most Java software that uses networking, and I am lead to believe many versions of Lotus Notes.

    13. Re:User problem by pla · · Score: 1

      Given that there are probably at least 50 updates with WinXP, and maybe 2 are bad, that gives us a 96% success rate. So, a link would be very helpful.

      I agree, some hard numbers never hurt. Just doing a quick check on Google, I coult not find such an all-in-one review of MS service packs, unfortunately.

      However, I do not mean to include every single little hotfix they release, most of which cause no problems because they only affect "users running XP SP1, with this that and the other interim patch installed, who have a pre-7500 ATI video card and a dual AMD CPU machine". No, that most likely won't cause any problems to the vast majority of users, because it won't do anything on the vast majority of systems. I wouldn't categorize that as a success or a failure. Just dead code sitting on the HDD.

      I meant only their "big" fixes, the major, numbered service packs. You know, the ones that roll all those interim (and thus, supposedly well-tested in the field) fixes into one big ball.

      Just as a quick tally, for NT4, they managed slightly over a 50% success rate. For W2K, I actually have to give them credit, all three major SPs worked reasonably well (IMO, #2 made machines a tiny bit flakier, but not outright die). For XP, #1 didn't do so well, so we have 1a, plus a "post-1a hotfix" collection. Tallying just those us, we get a whopping 38% "do not install this if you want to keep using your PC" rate. Not pretty, IMO. Or acceptable.

    14. Re:User problem by caspper69 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I had an interesting one a while back. I was using an older (KT133A) Athlon motherboard, and had a RAID array running on the built-in highpoint controller. Well, a quick visit to Windows Update made my day a whole lot longer than it needed to be. Apparently, wU decided that my Highpoint card had a more recent driver available, and always wanting to stay up to date, I obliged and downloaded the updated driver. Well, when the computer restarted, I got that wonderful BSOD 'Stop: 0x0000007B - INACCESSIBLE_BOOT_DEVICE'. Wonderful. It was not the right driver. I had no way to simply tell 2k to use the old driver to boot. Well, after about 2 hours of messing with that lovely piece of software known as the 'Recovery Console' I was able to get everything back in order. About 2 hours later, that update was no longer appearing as an item on wU. I never heard much about it afterward, but it has to make you wonder just how many people had this experience, and how something like this happened in the first place. It seems to me that there should be extensive QA before ANY update is placed on the website for the public. Oh well, just one more adventure in Microsoft land...

    15. Re:User problem by rifter · · Score: 1

      I am lead to believe many versions of Lotus Notes.

      Which got broken by SP6, though they fixed that in SP6a ;)

    16. Re:User problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you turn off this feature, it's really your own fault that you get hacked.
      Go fuck yourself moron. It's M$ fault that people turn it off. Why? because M$ patches are worse than the fucking bugs they think their fixing, spastic.

    17. Re:User problem by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Given that there are probably at least 50 updates with WinXP, it must have been a pile of poo poo to start with.

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    18. Re:User problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and 4, you must add MVP to your user id, sig, and the end of your cock, like that makes everything you say true. Yeah we're fucking impressederoonie that you can memorize a load of meaningless shyte and regurgitate it on cue. So can Patrick Stewart, but I wouldn't trust him to know anything abot 'pooters neither.

  4. A very tough task by timeOday · · Score: 5, Informative

    In the commercial world, because of restrictions on software distribution, there is no single place to go for patches. There is no debian or RedHat that distributes 100s or 1000s of applications and will provide you patches for ALL of them promptly and consistently.

    1. Re:A very tough task by cperciva · · Score: 1

      In the commercial world, because of restrictions on software distribution, there is no single place to go for patches.

      Restrictive software licenses have no impact upon the distribution of patches, and Microsoft Update is designed to distribute third party patches as well as Microsoft's own.

    2. Re:A very tough task by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Even to, e.g. apache?

      I mean, not *could* they, but *has* MS actually distributed patches for Netscape or Apache when it needed doing?

    3. Re:A very tough task by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Mac OS X" : "System Preferences" -> "Software Update" -> Press "Check Now" button.

      "A very tough task" indeed.

      (Don't get me started on what Apple gets wrong, mind you but this is hardly cutting edge stuff)

    4. Re:A very tough task by tunjin · · Score: 1

      Something like Ximians Red-Carpet for Windows would be a nice idea...

    5. Re:A very tough task by Wordsmith · · Score: 1

      No, because those aren't distributed with the OS. But it WILL provide you with an updated device driver (in some cases) or with other third-party software microsoft has made arrangements to ship with its base installation.

    6. Re:A very tough task by cperciva · · Score: 1

      Has Apache or Netscape ever provided patches for Microsoft to distribute?

      Microsoft has a framework in place for patch distribution; it's not their fault if nobody takes advantage of it.

    7. Re:A very tough task by nmos · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, because those aren't distributed with the OS. But it WILL provide you with an updated device driver (in some cases) or with other third-party software microsoft has made arrangements to ship with its base installation.

      Don't remind me, those fscking driver updates can be a real disaster when they go wrong.

    8. Re:A very tough task by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Being designed to do something is no use if it doesn't actually get used for that. I know you can host your own servers in-house, but you (the admin) still have to hunt down all the non-MS patches yourself. RedHat does this for you :-)

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    9. Re:A very tough task by cperciva · · Score: 3, Insightful

      you (the admin) still have to hunt down all the non-MS patches yourself. RedHat does this for you :-)

      Redhat provides patches for everything it distributes.

      Microsoft provides patches for everything it distributes.

      I fail to see the problem.

    10. Re:A very tough task by grumbel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Neither is there a single place to go for patches in the Open Source world, Debian and Redhat are fine and all, but so far I haven't seen a single GNU/Linux system that could live without compiling a handfull packages manuelly from the official source, bypassing the packaging system and thus making automatic updates not possible.

    11. Re:A very tough task by Drakonite · · Score: 1
      In the commercial world, because of restrictions on software distribution, there is no single place to go for patches. There is no debian or RedHat that distributes 100s or 1000s of applications and will provide you patches for ALL of them promptly and consistently.

      Actually Gentoo does a good job of this. Packages which are updated for security reasons are typically available before the volnerability has made it's way out of the top few slashdot stories (assuming it wasn't available before slashdot finally got a clue and got around to posting the news in the first place) and can easily be installed with a few keystrokes.

      Yes, there are 100s or 1000s of applications available in Gentoo through portage. No, Gentoo is not for everyone. My point is just that there IS a place that does it.

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    12. Re:A very tough task by kenthu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A problem? Maybe not, but I see an obvious difference. A Red Hat distribution includes tons of applications (e.g., Open Office and language compilers/interpreters). A Microsoft Windows distribution doesn't include much more than the OS. Yes I know that it includes stuff like Windows Media Player and Outlook Express, but that's still nothing compared to what comes with most Linux distros.

    13. Re:A very tough task by cperciva · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right. And every time Microsoft talks about distributing more stuff with Windows, the FTC starts talking about lawsuits and antitrust.

      I'm not trying to defend Microsoft here -- they certainly were acting in an anticompetitive manner -- but it wouldn't surprise me at all if Redhat starts to get into antitrust problems.

      Yes, Redhat is only distributing free stuff; but as MSIE vs. Netscape shows, even free stuff can raise antitrust issues.

    14. Re:A very tough task by Ami+Ganguli · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your comment illustrates the nature of the problem. In the Open Source world the creation of the software separate from the support.

      The Apache guys rightly consider their job done once they've put the patch on their web site. It's up to the distributor, or whoever else wants to make money from support, to deal with it from here.

      Proprietary software writers, however, want to support the products themselves. That's good sometimes, but it means the end-user has to deal with each software vendor separately in order to manage patches.

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    15. Re:A very tough task by cachapa · · Score: 1
      Right. And every time Microsoft talks about distributing more stuff with Windows, the FTC starts talking about lawsuits and antitrust.

      Right, but the difference is the software RedHat is distributing isn't theirs; it can be removed without breaking your system; and in some cases there's even competing packages (Gnome/KDE, Mozilla/Galleon/Konqueror) available to the user.

      Besides, RedHat doesn't have the responsability of being a monopolly.

    16. Re:A very tough task by Matrix272 · · Score: 1

      The original point was that Microsoft has to release patches for everything it distributes. Red Hat isn't in quite the same situation. Although they release patches, they don't have to develop or test them. If a patch for Sendmail goes wrong, Red Hat doesn't get the blame.

      On the other hand, Microsoft IS much bigger than Red Hat, and should test their patches more.

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    17. Re:A very tough task by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to defend Microsoft here -- they certainly were acting in an anticompetitive manner -- but it wouldn't surprise me at all if Redhat starts to get into antitrust problems.

      I'm sure I'm not the first person to point this out...

      But MS's behavior was ONLY illegal because they were found to be a monopoly. RedHat, Apple, or even IBM could do exactly the same thing, and because none of them are monopolies, they'd get off scott free.

    18. Re:A very tough task by cperciva · · Score: 1

      Redhat is coming close to establishing monopoly status within the linux market.

    19. Re:A very tough task by arkanes · · Score: 1

      I guess I missed the part where Gentoo became a commericial OS company rather than a Linux distro.

    20. Re:A very tough task by julesh · · Score: 1

      Redhat provides patches for everything it distributes.

      Microsoft provides patches for everything it distributes.

      I fail to see the problem.


      Redhat provides one simple program for installing all updates.

      Microsoft provide several different programs for installing updates to different products, but only really ever publicises the existence of one of them.

      I think I see it.

    21. Re:A very tough task by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Redhat is coming close to establishing monopoly status within the linux market.

      Hardly. They can't raise the price of their distro with impunity, barriers to entry are low, and there's little vendor lock-in.

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    22. Re:A very tough task by newkid · · Score: 1

      Microsoft provides patches for everything it distributes.
      I fail to see the problem.

      I fail to see the consistency.

    23. Re:A very tough task by cperciva · · Score: 1

      [Redhat] can't raise the price of their distro with impunity

      Are you sure about that?

    24. Re:A very tough task by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you screwy? They sure DO get blamed if they ship a broken patch!!! What color is the sky in YOUR world?

    25. Re:A very tough task by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are already several programs out there for creating debs and rpms from tarballs. With Debain, installing a package with a valid version number allows for a subsequent version of the program from the apt repositoires to replace your compilation. The point is that it is getting easier to place your own compilations into the packaging path. Checkinstall is one such program.

    26. Re:A very tough task by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes. I can always download the CDs or copy from a friend or create a derivative distro.

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    27. Re:A very tough task by FooBarWidget · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "but it wouldn't surprise me at all if Redhat starts to get into antitrust problems."

      I would.
      The difference is that:
      1. MS distributes it's own products with Windows. If they distributed Netscape then it wouldn't be antitrust.
      2. RedHat is not a monopoly and therebefore cannot get into antitrust problems.

      If you're a monopoly then you have less freedom. That is the law.

    28. Re:A very tough task by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      it wouldn't surprise me at all if Redhat starts to get into antitrust problems.

      The difference is that Microsoft only distributes it's own products, while RedHat distributes programs from a million different, independant developers.

      Microsoft is using it's OS monopoly to develop a monopoly in IM, email, browsers, office apps, web servers, etc etc etc. That's antitrust.

      RedHat doesn't even have an OS monopoly, but even if it did, it distributes more than one browser, more than one IM client, more than one email app, etc etc etc etc, and none of them are produced by RedHat.

    29. Re:A very tough task by pebs · · Score: 1

      Even to, e.g. apache?
      I mean, not *could* they, but *has* MS actually distributed patches for Netscape or Apache when it needed doing?


      Ah, so very true. I find Apache/PHP/MySQL so much easier to install and maintain in Debian then in Windows. Makes me wonder why people always say Debian is so difficult; it makes things so simple to the point where I would expect people to criticise it for being too easy to use.

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    30. Re:A very tough task by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you ever install a non-redhat rpm, you're fucked if you can remember which packages those were and to look for updates. Compiling from source is even worse, as you have no central place where you can see what you compiled. With non-rh rpms you still can list them and diff with some sort of officially supported list.

    31. Re:A very tough task by rifter · · Score: 1

      Restrictive software licenses have no impact upon the distribution of patches, and Microsoft Update is designed to distribute third party patches as well as Microsoft's own.

      Ah but they do. They have a very large effect. Since the patches are owned by the closed-source software companies, they can do what they want with them. Ever look for the update to IE4? Microsoft hath decreed that you cannot get it and made everyone who had it delete it off their website. Of course with IE2.0 that comes with NT4 you cannot get IE5 via windowsupdate.com. Better buy Windows 2000!

      Actually, I did get around that problem using netscape and finding a direct dowload link for IE5. But then you find out that unless you had installed IE4 certain features are forever denied you (like the quicklaunch bar). Oh but it comes with Windows 2000... I wonder why Microsoft did not want people having IE4?

      Of course you will say "but that's a browser.. a whole product, surely you cannot expect it for free?" And you would be right, though Microsoft said it is an essential part of the OS (yes even NT4 because IE4+ hook themselves into the OS and take over things, but I digress). And even though there are essential patches to the OS only distributed through IE. But let's try another.

      I worked in an office where they had an HP printer. Now they had bought this printer fair and square, and had the Windows 9x drivers on CD. But when windows 2000 came out, these drivers would not work (understandably). No problem, just go to HP's site and download drivers, right? WRONG! The patches are HP Property(TM)! They are valuable software, not to be copied and exported, not to be used on more than one computer, precious! And they were only available if you paid HP something (IIRC it was $19.95 + $9.95 s&h or something) to send you a CD.

      There are any number of others, but essentially if you try and distribute patches without authorization you will get spanked. There are licenses involved with every patch you install from pretty much any vendor which specifically prohibit you from doing practically anything with the patch (sometimes including what the support article tells you to do with the patch). Now the reality is most people could give a rat's ass for eulas, and do not read them, but they are there, and they do prevent unauthorized distribution, and vendors do enforce them.

      I have seen plenty of vendors where just to get documentation or look at patches or a support site you have to have a currently valid support contract. I think that is wrong, but I suppose it's the way they do business and technically legal. There is even a technical merit to it (not giving bandwith to "pirates" or "deadbeats" but then maybe the product you are looking up is not supported anymore. Does that mean people can distriobute patches for it? NO! Not if the Mean Nasty Lawyers get hold of them they won't.

    32. Re:A very tough task by rifter · · Score: 1

      But MS's behavior was ONLY illegal because they were found to be a monopoly. RedHat, Apple, or even IBM could do exactly the same thing, and because none of them are monopolies, they'd get off scott free.

      No they wouldn't, at leats in teh case of IBM, because it would violate the agreements with Microsoft that previous out of court agreements with the FTC were supposed to have invalidated but which the current court ruling said were perfectly fine.

      The people who are trying to defend microsoft are missing the point. Microsoft was not bundling anyone else's software but their own, and they were not allowing any competition. If IBM wanted to put Netscape on their computers running windows before they were sold they could not, because Microsoft said so. That is the real problem.

      If Microsoft wanted to pay AOL to distribute the Netscape web server with their computers or else include Apache with their computers there would not have been a problem, because they woudl be encouraging competition, not discouraging it as they did by offering products that directly competed with everyone else's, made by them, sold at a loss on purpose so that they could kill that market, said loss being subsidized by their illegal deals and monopoly Windows business.

    33. Re:A very tough task by rifter · · Score: 1

      The original point was that Microsoft has to release patches for everything it distributes. Red Hat isn't in quite the same situation. Although they release patches, they don't have to develop or test them. If a patch for Sendmail goes wrong, Red Hat doesn't get the blame.

      Hold on there, bucko. RedHat certainly does get the blame when patches they release on their site go wrong, because they are specific to RedHat. Every patch they release is released with the understanding it is going into a RedHat system, and you better believe it has been tested.

      As a side note, I have to wonder what Microsoft is doing with all that money and all those man-hours? Clearly the Open Source projects are doing much more with far less. If Microsoft learned something from these processes, couldn't they make cheaper products?

    34. Re:A very tough task by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. IBM's SMP/E Software patch system does it all - and gives the user ultimate control.
      Just ask IBM how they got it right for enterprise systems.

      The downside of the above is it consumes lots of disk space, and you need a week to learn the system - but you have failsafe backouts.

      Maybe MS knows this but does not have a prerequisites and dependancies module database , or does not want to make it public.

    35. Re:A very tough task by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Proprietary software writers, however, want to support the products themselves.
      Do they chuff.
      What they do is try to provide the impression that they support it, just enough to avoid fucking you off so completely that you don't buy the next upgrade.
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    36. Re:A very tough task by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They can't raise the price of their distro with impunity
      Whatyamean? They could double it, octuple it, nay infinitiple it, and it would make no difference at all to their sales.
  5. MS Patch by CySurflex · · Score: 5, Funny
    I've tried the MS Patch system to rid myself of the MS-addiction, but even with the patch I find myself waking up at night and installing windows 98.

    Maybe with this overhaul they'll come out with better microtine patches and I'll be able to look my friends and family in the eyes, once again.

    1. Re:MS Patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it sounds really promising, but the question is: does it run on Linux?

    2. Re:MS Patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever since I got the MS patch, I became a pirate
      *ARRRR* They replaced the whale in my nightmares

  6. -1, Moron by Michael's+a+Jerk! · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Bill Gates' book was 'Business @ the Speed of Thought'

    The whore/troll's link doesn't even make sense.

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  7. Corporate Administrators Rejoice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's so difficult for Administrators to manage all these patches.
    We take a risk by delaying patches, we take an even bigger risk by patching without decent amounts of testing.
    The last thing we want is to have tested the patch and find out we rolled it out incorrectly. MS appears to be going some way to help us good guys out.

    1. Re:Corporate Administrators Rejoice! by IO+ERROR · · Score: 1
      MS appears to be going some way to help us good guys out.

      Since when do the good guys use Windows?

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  8. While it's laudable that they're at least trying.. by The+Kryptonian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    .. I sincerely doubt that their reputation for releasing patches that break as much as they fix will be affected very much by this move. I think most business users will see it as an attempt to appear as though they're trying to address the issues instead of actually doing anything.

    It's kind of like a balding man with a really bad comb-over. It looks okay from a distance, but it doesn't really fool anyone.

  9. My Patch by scubacuda · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yo Bill! Here is my "patch".

    PATCH THIS"

    1. Re:My Patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +2 Funny?? I'd rate this +5 Childish if I could.

    2. Re:My Patch by scubacuda · · Score: 2, Informative
      Finally, someone w/some sense around here. :)

  10. Double standard with Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Users who do not patch their default Linux installs are the ones to blame when they get hacked, but Windows users who turn off automatic updates are off the hook because Microsoft didn't roll out a patch correctly?

    Double standard, anyone?

    1. Re:Double standard with Linux? by madshot · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Kind of hard to complain about a free product don't you think? I mean, if you are paying for something (lets say Microsoft Windows 2000 Advanced server $1,200, SQL Enterprize Edition 2000 $16,000) you kind of expect security. Or did I miss something on that almost $40,000 you just spent for a MS SQL 2000 2-node Cluster.

      There really is nothing wrong with using Microsoft products, as long as you have the pockets for it. There are potential privacy issues in any product you use. There are going to be security problems with those products. The main item is if it was free or if you payed out the nose for it.

      If you use Linux and you get hacked it's your fault. If you use Microsoft products and you paid $$$$$$, it's Microsofts Fault. After all, they are the ones with $40 Billion in liquid assets why not just toss more money at it MS!

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    2. Re:Double standard with Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Double standard, anyone?

      true, except it's not completely accurate. MS advertises that windows is so easy even your grandmother can install it. Linux on the other hand doesn't. Well maybe Redhat tries to say it's easier, but I don't think they claim "give it to your grandma and even she can install it." So I don't linux claims maintaining a system is easy, if anything they warn it's hard and takes skill.

  11. Oooh ... First post ?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quoting from the interview ...

    >when I came to Microsoft on April 1st, 2002, yes it was
    >really April 1st -- it was an April Fools joke, but I just
    >stayed on. But when I came on, what customers said to
    >me first and foremost is that patch management was their
    >biggest concern.

    It took them until 2002 to realize this? I've always thought the whole hotfix/patch/service pack mess was MS's biggest albatross around their neck, but I'd assumed there was at least a semblance of order behind the scenes that we never saw.

    Of course, being Microsoft, they'll probably mess up the implentation for the first two revisions, and then hail the third version as the greatest thing since MS Bob.

    Give me Apple's "Software Update" and apt-get/rpm anyday.

  12. Automated patches for pirated copies? by brogdon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As I read this little blurb, I was thinking to myself that this probably won't help me any, since I have a pirated copy of XP (as do a nontrivial number of other users, I would imagine). My first thought was that Microsoft would require you to have an "activated" and properly registered copy of Windows and/or the MS applications you were running in order to receive the updates.

    But as I thought about it, I realized that not letting the pirates patch their installs of Windows might not be in MS's best interests either. If some worm gets loose, and 98% of registered Windows users are patched, but none of the cracked copies are, the worm will replicate to the 2% of unpatched registered users much faster than if you'd allowed the pirates to receive patches instead of trying to screw them with an insecure version of the OS. That would increase the ultimate number of infected machines and influence whether or not the worm becomes a PR problem.

    I'm not sure what I would do in this situation; I'd probably end up allowing pirated copies to update anyway and just try to capture their IP addresses on the sly in case I could use them later.

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    1. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by more+fool+you · · Score: 1

      how hard would it be to keep track of the 5 users who patch as well?

    2. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by ramzak2k · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was thinking to myself that this probably won't help me any, since I have a pirated copy of XP

      Dude , i suggest you remove the URL to your website. It is not that difficult to find your address.

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    3. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by burns210 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "...not letting the pirates patch their installs of Windows might not be in MS's best interests either. If some worm gets loose, and 98% of registered Windows users are patched, but none of the cracked copies are, the worm will replicate to the 2% of unpatched registered users much faster..."

      So if you have a pirated copy, and you constantly get infected by worms because you can't get any security patches, wouldn't that make you more inclined to BUY THE SOFTWARE?

    4. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

      Blowing up all the portable toilets at a free town commons concert isn't going to make those people go to a venue that charges more like a stadium.

      The pirate culture is totally different. They're not that bad anyway since the majority of pirate sites are adwhores, unreliable, and clones of each other. Very few of the rest ever use the software so they're not actually getting any direct benefit. Extremely few ever sell CDs of pirated software. Granted the culture for game pirates is probably the antithesis of application pirates.

      So no those who get infected will not buy the software.

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    5. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      If you havn't noticed. microsoft will happilly give you service packs, even with your cracked copy, as long as you have a unique serial number for your install (try Kazza/google for patch). I'm not sure if this is MS thinking 'even pirates should get patched', or 'our security is rock solid h4x0rs!', still..

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    6. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Nah, fuck that, I'd rather invest in software that's not crawling with security holes. MS's big problem is the need for security is at direct odds with their extensibility and useability focuses. They have bundled their dirty little scripting language into all sorts of places applications, giving attackers a wide breadth of choice for deployment of scription viruses e.g. all office products, wscript/cscript for commandline work, and Outlook (what were they thinking?).

      Their desire to enable all sorts of program functionality to be controlled through COM and scripting programs means that a virus can now do just about anything you could, and do it faster too. If they want to really nail down the OS they're going to have to start disabling these services, or let users do it for them.

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    7. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try downloading the individual patches from http://v4.windowsupdate.microsoft.com/catalog/en/d efault.asp. It allows you to select the patches individually and download them into a directory. You'll have to launch each one separately and decide more carefully which ones you need (you lose the benefits of the Windows Update tool that tells you what's new and relevant for your machine), but since you're pirating ...

    8. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by nutbar · · Score: 1
      Why don't you come pay me a visit.

      Just don't bring any Sardaukar ;).

      Am I the only person that doesn't want to be tracked? Or do people just not realise how easily obtainable whois information is?

    9. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by bheer · · Score: 2, Informative
      IIRC providing incorrect contact info for your domain name leaves you vulnerable during domain name dispute resolution (if someone complains). e.g. WIPO:
      5.4 In reference to paragraph 4(a)(iii) of the policy, the Complainant asserts that the domain name has been registered and used in bad faith because:

      (a) Incorrect contact details were provided to the whois database. Neither telephone or facsimile contact information was given.

    10. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, I'll hapiily pay! ... For quality software against a reasonable price, that is. Now if Windows XP didn't cost me a kidney but 50 euros or something OR MS would drastically improve/cough up some versions of their OS worth the money, (stable*, secure*, fast*, bloat-free, no evil licensing schemes/integrated crap) then I'd happily pay! Unfortunately, right now, I'm not going to fork over 300 euros for Win XP Pro only so I can have one huge piece of bloat slow down my computer while MS monkeys/lawyers are constantly trying to think up the holy grail of licenses which in legal terms state that MS will own my house, car, wife, first born and have the right to sell my soul to Satan for favours.

      * = Surprisingly, they already managed this. A windows machine CAN be made fairly stable if properly taken care of, same with security. And XP Pro boots pretty fast on my Celeron 300, faster then 2k on an AMD XP 1900 :\ Remember kids, while MS is still evil, most faults can be attributed to human error/incompetence still!

    11. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Mister Brogdon, in one life you're a law abiding citizen, you read the newspaper, go to work, and even take out the garbage. In the other, you go by the slashdot alias 'brogdon', you try to steal our Products. Yess you Mister Brogdon, your precious house in Florida is no more. But we're willing to wipe the slate clean. Simply, tell us where the others are.

      -Microsoft 'Agent'

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    12. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by dirk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, I'll hapiily pay! ... For quality software against a reasonable price, that is. Now if Windows XP didn't cost me a kidney but 50 euros or something OR MS would drastically improve/cough up some versions of their OS worth the money, (stable*, secure*, fast*, bloat-free, no evil licensing schemes/integrated crap) then I'd happily pay! Unfortunately, right now, I'm not going to fork over 300 euros for Win XP Pro only so I can have one huge piece of bloat slow down my computer while MS monkeys/lawyers are constantly trying to think up the holy grail of licenses which in legal terms state that MS will own my house, car, wife, first born and have the right to sell my soul to Satan for favours.

      * = Surprisingly, they already managed this. A windows machine CAN be made fairly stable if properly taken care of, same with security. And XP Pro boots pretty fast on my Celeron 300, faster then 2k on an AMD XP 1900 :\ Remember kids, while MS is still evil, most faults can be attributed to human error/incompetence still!


      So let me get this straight. You'll pay if the software is stable, secure, fast, bloat-free, and has licensing you like. You admit Windows XP is stable, secure, and fast (even though you later go on to contradict yourself and say that it will slow down your computer). If it is stable, secure and fast (as you admit it is), bloat just means it has extra features you don't use, which don't affect any of the previous 3 apparently. So because you don't like the licensing terms (but apparently approve of the rest of the product) you will pirate the software. This seems like the whiniest protest I've ever heard. The software is great, but until they change their licensing and price (which I can afford, since I can afford a computer) I'm going to steal their software. Jesus, and people wonder why non-geeks think /, and other geek sites make all geeks look like a bunch of whiney little children who are just looking for everything for free...

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    13. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by mgv · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As I read this little blurb, I was thinking to myself that this probably won't help me any, since I have a pirated copy of XP (as do a nontrivial number of other users, I would imagine).

      Yes, my more recent microsoft installs are pirated. Not because I dont own the software (I do have licenced versions that I don't install) but because I won't install software that I can't reinstall. If you have to authenticate with microsoft, then you can't truly reinstall it.

      I live in fear that microsoft won't reauthenticate a legit copy because:
      1. They decide to stop supporting that version.
      2. Someone stole my authentication code and used it also
      3. I can't connect to them on the internet and its 2am in the morning.
      4. Microsoft has gone broke and it no longer owns microsoft.com

      (No, i'm not joking. One day they won't be around) Orphaned software is bad, but uninstallable orphaned software is worse.

      Now the purists would say I don't deserve the updates because I'm not using licenced software, although its hard for microsoft to show how they have lost money over this arrangement (I actually own way more licences for microsoft software than I use - especially since I moved to linux). But I'm one of their paying customers, without doubt.

      So maybe they should be putting out patches for their unlicenced stuff too?

      My 2c

      Michael

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    14. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Psiren · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's the biggest load of bullshit I've ever read. If you think Windows is such a bloat-ridden insecure piece of crap, why are you still using it? The truth of the matter is, you can get away with not paying for it, so you will. You're a thief, end of story.

    15. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      The pirate culture is totally different. They're not that bad anyway since the majority of pirate sites are adwhores, unreliable, and clones of each other.

      I don't know anyone who gets their pirated copies of Windows from sites like that. It's just passed around among friends (either online or offline); there are no "pirate sites" or "pirate culture" involved. Most of my computer-savvy friends have a copy; why would I go through all that hassle when I could just get it from one of them?

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    16. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by jpop32 · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to fork over 300 euros for Win XP Pro only so I can have one huge piece of bloat slow down my computer while MS monkeys/lawyers are constantly...

      You want stable, secure & fast Windows without the bloat and evil licensing? Dude, it's already there. It's called Win2k. Look it up, it's been out for a while.

    17. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      >The pirate culture is totally different

      Arrr, right you be, land-lubber! Avast! Shiver me timbers! Arrr!

      Sorry, now I have an image of Long John Silver sitting at a computer downloading Office XP stuck in my head. Please mod me down now.

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    18. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1
      So let me get this straight. You'll pay if the software is stable, secure, fast, bloat-free, and has licensing you like. You admit Windows XP is stable, secure, and fast (even though you later go on to contradict yourself and say that it will slow down your computer). If it is stable, secure and fast (as you admit it is), bloat just means it has extra features you don't use, which don't affect any of the previous 3 apparently. So because you don't like the licensing terms (but apparently approve of the rest of the product) you will pirate the software. This seems like the whiniest protest I've ever heard. The software is great, but until they change their licensing and price (which I can afford, since I can afford a computer) I'm going to steal their software. Jesus, and people wonder why non-geeks think /, and other geek sites make all geeks look like a bunch of whiney little children who are just looking for everything for free...

      Did you hear that wooshing sound in the distance? That's the point of my post going WAAAAY over your head. Anyways, let me explain myself a bit more. Yes, I'll pay for decent software and Windows XP Pro can be fairly fast to boot, secure and stable. The main point is fairly, which means that even though those features are now decent (especially compared with, say, Win98/95) I still find them lacking compared to what's possible compared to other OSes. The very existance of superior products by companies with a far smaller budget or made by groups of people with NO budget (OSS) proves to me that Microsoft's software is still not worth the ridiculous price they're asking for it. Take Macs for example; they are more expensive then normal x86 PCs yet they are still being sold quite nicely. Why? Because the price/performance ratio is better. (That, and Mac people can get quite fanatical...) Also remember that Mac OS X is sold with FAR superior performance at two thirds the dough required for Windows XP Pro, which compared to Mac OS X is mediocre at best.

      That said, I noticed there is some confusion with the last paragraph I wrote. I said that XP Pro only boots faster then Windows 2000 Pro. The bloats only kicks in after boot, making XP crawl along and thus reducing my Celeron 300 to a black box barely being able to run XP Pro. I can forget about playing games on it for sure with XP Pro loaded, though it manages to pull along nicely with Win98.

    19. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by FroMan · · Score: 1

      since I have a pirated copy of XP

      Why?

      Why do you feel you should be allowed to have software that you have not met the requirements for using? You have not purchased a license to use it, so why do you run it?

      I'd really like to see an arguement that makes be believe that you are a decent person instead of a petty bottem feeder.

      Why don't you use linux or some other free OS?

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    20. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by GlassUser · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about that evil batch file language too! I also can't believe they let compiled code run! I mean, ANYONE could compile an executable and run it on any x86 system! And it runs ANYWHERE, not just in scripted apps. This is terrible! The sky is falling!

    21. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Raedwald · · Score: 1
      As I read this little blurb, I was thinking to myself that this probably won't help me any, since I have a pirated copy of XP.

      Well, either buy a legitimate copy or install an operating system that is free-as-in-beer. You deserve no sympathy. You are a thief. Like many here, I'm no fan of Microsoft, but there are no excuses for using pirate software. If you genuinely can't afford it, there are free (beer/dom) options instead. But I find the idead that you can't afford it unconvincing. Or did you steal your computer too?

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    22. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Failing to provide an accuarate postal address is against the TOS of your domain registrar (and also Tucows, who're they're a reseller for, and also ICANN). Get a PO box if you're that worried.

    23. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until Linux can show me they are drastically improving their OS (groundbreaking features) I see no reason to invest in their technology. Nothing Linux is doing is any different than MS or Apple.

    24. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by IDIIAMOTS · · Score: 1

      The main point is fairly, which means that even though those features are now decent (especially compared with, say, Win98/95) I still find them lacking compared to what's possible compared to other OSes. The very existance of superior products by companies with a far smaller budget or made by groups of people with NO budget (OSS) proves to me that Microsoft's software is still not worth the ridiculous price they're asking for it.

      So why are you using a pirated version on Windows XP if, by your own admission, superior products for your requirements are available from other vendors? Your actions seem to contradict the point you're making. You mention OS X as being superior, yet you're not running it, which makes it seem as if it doesn't satisfy one of your requirements of "stable, secure, fast".

    25. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by dirk · · Score: 1

      So why do you continue to use Windows? By your own admission there are better operating systems, yet you will pirate a copy of an "inferior" OS until it meets your standard instead of buying a copy of these other OSes which presumably do meet your standards? It seems that either you like Windows and believes it meets your criteria enough to use it (in which case you should be paying for it) or it doesn't meet your criteria, in which case you should be using a different OS that does meet your criteria (since you have stated there are OSes that meet your criteria). It once again seems to come down to "I don't want to pay for anything, so I'll steal it."

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    26. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      There actually two major ways to make your windows box safe, fast, secure and bloat free.

      1)
      a) Repartition the drive
      b) Install Linux (Redhat, Mandrake, Suse), just don't use anything from Caldera or SCO.
      c) Install only packages you want.
      This creates a relatively safe, secure and fast system.

      For a faster, more stable and more secure system, however...
      2)
      a) Format your harddrive without adding any system files.
      b) Remove keyboard, mouse and all input ports
      c) Pay armed mercenaries to continually guard your PC from unauthorized access.

      This gives you a computer which boots (or fails to) extremely fast, will never crash, is extremely secure and has no unneccessary bloat, whatsoever!

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    27. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by cre8tor · · Score: 1

      I thought it was mandatory for pirates to have eye patches as well as a parrot.

    28. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by rwsorden · · Score: 1

      I'm so sick of people complaining that Microsoft's OS software is so expensive. I spent $150 for the OEM copy of Windows XP Pro that I own. How so, you say? Well, you can buy it here. If you're interested in XP Home, you can get it here for $90. For comparison, since I am also a Mac OS X user and a SUSE/Redhat user as well, you can buy Mac OS X (Jaguar) for about $120 here (I paid $130 when it came out). Furthermore, my copy of SUSE 8.1 Pro Edition cost $80 here and my copy of Redhat 9.0 Pro cost $150 here. The non-Pro editions of SUSE and Redhat are cheaper, of course, but come with less packages and less support. The bottom line: if you're going to spend money for your OS, you will probably spend an average of $80-$150 per release depending on your needs, regardless of the OS vendor. Otherwise, you can continue being an unsupportive hyprocrite freeloader and spend $0 by using your favorite P2P app and get whatever OS you want.

    29. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by MrWa · · Score: 1
      Dude , i suggest you remove the URL to your website. It is not that difficult to find your address.

      Looks like someone will be buying a copy of WinXP today!

    30. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1
      why are you still using it?
      1. Games. (Does GTA3* run on an alternative OS? How about Battlefield 1942* or Baldur's Gate*? And no, emulation is NOT an option)
      2. College requirements. (College Intranet fails to work with non-IE browsers, they claim it's me. Otherwise I use Mozilla.)
      3. Hardware support. (Linux appears to hate my onboard soundcard with a passion. Also, I don't have a clue how to make my digital camera work under Linux or wether or not it even CAN work (Kodak DX3500))
      4. Architecture bound. (afaik, Mac OS X doesn't work on x86. And even if it did, issue 1 still remains.)

      That's why. And sure, I'm a thief. Then again, it's just Microsoft.

      * = Yes, I legally own those games, as in going to the store and forking over 49,95 Euros.

    31. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by endeavour31 · · Score: 0

      I do not think any Company should assist in any way those who steal (sorry - I mean pirate) their products. MS is perfectly correct to limit upgrades to paying customers. And I imagine IBM, Sun do the same.

    32. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone have a cache of the address?

    33. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Soul+Brother+#1 · · Score: 1
      Because the price/performance ratio is better. (That, and Mac people can get quite fanatical...)

      I know this is an old message, but as a recent Mac convert, I feel the need to point out that Mac fanaticism is not a cause, but an effect... :)

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    34. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by rifter · · Score: 1

      Sorry, now I have an image of Long John Silver sitting at a computer downloading Office XP stuck in my head. Please mod me down now.

      BUt would Jim Hawkins run to tell Dr. Livesy that Mister Silver is up to his old tricks again?

    35. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by rifter · · Score: 1

      I'm so sick of people complaining that Microsoft's OS software is so expensive. I spent $150 for the OEM copy of Windows XP Pro that I own. How so, you say? Well, you can buy it here. If you're interested in XP Home, you can get it here for $90.

      Yes and by buying those copies you are a pirate. OEM software is only to be sold with a new computer, and only for installation on that computer, so saith Microsoft. Yes, people buy the OEM version anyway, but technically you are breaking the license by using that version (unless you bought a whole new computer from the company who sold you the OEM versions). Anyone who sells the OEM versions to you without selling you a computer at the same time (unless it is Microsoft, who only sell them in quantity to licensed vendors) is breaking the license they have with Microsoft to distribute the software.

      Granted, I and most other people could care less (though for my own personal needs I currently comply with all licenses for software), but that is just it. Unless you pirate Windows or break the agreements in some way, all the benefits go right out. This is why most people are technically in violation of something in terms of these bloody agreements. Microsoft knows this (they know their software is unusable and unmanagable unless you break their agreements) but they use this situation as a tool to threaten businesses into giving them even more money.

      Follow the licenses to the letter and you find free linux cds with no strings, versus expensive microsoft software that owns you, your data, and holds your business hostage. That is the difference.

    36. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I could see him having a dual-boot system and using Windows just for games, but he says that it's too slow to do so. Why is he using it at all?

    37. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by rwsorden · · Score: 1

      Sorry, my friend, but you are mistaken about me being a pirate for buying OEM software. Why, you say? Well, OEM software, according to Microsoft's OEM legalese, is intended to be purchased and installed by "system builders", or, in less formal terms, those who are building new Windows-based computers (as opposed toi upgrading them). I did not violate the agreement because I purchased the OEM software in the role of a "system builder" (i.e., I someone who was building a Windows-based computer) and with the hardware to build the new machine that is utilizing it. The license remains valid as long as it is installed and registered on the original machine that was built to use it (i.e., the license it not transferrable to new machines). This has been discussed time and time again on microsoft.* newsgroups and is the consensus of the Microsoft employees that have responded for clarification on the issue. I would post links, but you seem smart enough to dig for yourself.

    38. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by rifter · · Score: 1

      Erg. got bitten by the "take a night off cowboy!" message. It is a bad sign when /. tells you you are doing too much /.

      1. Games. (Does GTA3* run on an alternative OS? How about Battlefield 1942* or Baldur's Gate*?

      As a matter of fact, yes they do. Quite well, as it happens, if the reports are accurate.

      And no, emulation is NOT an option)

      And no, Winex is NOT an emulator.

      2. College requirements. (College Intranet fails to work with non-IE browsers, they claim it's me. Otherwise I use Mozilla.)

      Are you sure it's not? Did you ask what settings should be set in the browser for it to work? Did you faithfully copy all the settings down from an IE that works and replicate those settings in your Mozilla setup? Did you check the code on their site to see if they are just punking you because of your agent tag (which can be changed easily)?

      3. Hardware support. (Linux appears to hate my onboard soundcard with a passion. Also, I don't have a clue how to make my digital camera work under Linux or wether or not it even CAN work (Kodak DX3500))

      You may just need the right set of drivers for your onboard sound card. I found mine worked with alsa drivers but not oss (or is it the other way round?) and it had a lot to do with the chipset on the motherboard. Digging about gave me the answer. In the end, though, you may as well nab a soundblaster live, as it is better than anything onboard and supported in linux (and now that everyone wants the audigy, very cheap and easy to get).

      Your camera is supported under gphoto, which is essentially what you use to make digicams work. I am looking into buying a digital camera soon myself.

      4. Architecture bound. (afaik, Mac OS X doesn't work on x86. And even if it did, issue 1 still remains.)

      Now your just not being fair. Switching OS arguments on us. I mean we were looking for an alternative that runs on your computer right? Anyhow, yes, Darwin, which is the core (kernel, etc) and unix userland of OSX, runs on x86. Apple decided not to keep going on their commercial x86 version, which died in beta, for various reasons of marketing and development cost. True, you don't get aqua, and you can't install OSX apps necessarily, but you can get X11 now, and run other things. Essentially it is a BSD. I find Linux far more usable though.

      That's why. And sure, I'm a thief. Then again, it's just Microsoft.

      Don't be a thief, man. Have pride in yourself! With just a little effort, you can break free of the Microsoft curse, and feel better about yourself knowing you no longer have to compromise your principles just to use your computer (which is essentially what any MS user with any principles is doing).

    39. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by rifter · · Score: 1

      And you are absolutely correct. In your case, you were not being a pirate (in less enlightened times, I was in a similar position). However there are people who will sell OEM discs sans hardware, and people who use it as an upgrade or for a different computer, and Microsoft has said many times this is verbotten. In fact, they have gone so far as to say you cannot resell the OEM disc nor even install the OEM software on a different computer than the one it "came with" even if that computer now runs something else instead.

      There are people who do not follow the license and then claim the OEM price is a normal price for Windows (or that free is the normal price for Windows, since they just copied it). My point was that there are special circumstances under which these copies are legitemate, and under others they are not, in which case the $300 price (or whatever it is) applies.

    40. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

      Now things are starting to look allot more interesting... Just need to figure out how to get a TG subscription, preferably without using a CC (those things are rare and expensive around here, no cheapo options available; maybe they accept something like paypal?) and I need to fork over some money for a soundcard now. But all that definitely sounds worth it so far! Thanks! :o)

    41. Re:Automated patches for pirated copies? by rifter · · Score: 1

      Well, I thought they took paypal, but it looks like they do not. You can snail mail them money orders and such, though. From their subscription page:

      Sign up for a TransGaming subscription at $5 per month, with a minimum three-month payment. Once you have created an account and logged in, you will need to choose your subscription period and make your initial payment. We accept most major credit cards, but at this time we do not accept debit cards or American Express. You can also pay by international certified check or money order for subscriptions of twelve months of more (US Dollars only); we will activate your account as soon as we receive it. If you would like to pay by gift certificate, please send the gift certificate number to support@transgaming.com and we will activate your account.

      Please be sure that you have read the Installation FAQ list and other documentation on this site to ensure that your hardware and software meet the minimum system requirements for WineX. Also note that WineX is a work in progress and not all Windows games are supported.

      That second part is important, too. One of the biggies is your video card has to be supported fully (with 3d) under Linux. I found out that my built-in radeon on my motherboard will not cut it as ATI has not (yet?) given the right info/drivers for it. Last I checked, NVidia cards were supported up to the latest with drivers (I think) from their site, and ATI drivers are available through Radeon 8500. There are open-source Radeon drivers and the Nvidia drivers are closed source (but regularly updated).

      Winex is free as in beer if you are willing/able to compile from CVS. I was not able to do this trivially before, but I may have had other problems which are now more apparent under my current Linux Distro. Subscription gives you the right to vote for games you want and gets you easier-to-install binaries. Source-based distributions actually make it easier to compile from cvs, but they are not for everyone. Another option is to purchase one of the distributions which comes with Winex and a subscription.

      My current favorite source based distribution is also supposed to make it easier to install the nvidia drivers, though nvidia's instructions for manually doing this seemed straightforward. I have not tried this yet, but it is looking more and more like that is what I will do to alleviate my 3d problem. I had planned to buy a beefy video card anyway.

      I would also encourage you to get involved with LUGS in your area both by meeting with them when they have meetings and by participating in their mailing lists. These are excellent sources of information. You can also email me at rifter0x0000 at yahoo dot com if you want more ideas/advice/etc.

      Ultimately we need more Linux resources on the net to help people, and people who use linux need to be a resource. I also think it is important that Linux users settle for nothing less than total functionality, in other words we should be able to use Linux for everything you would want to use a computer for. That is almost true now, with some caveats, but I want to puzzle out and eliminate the caveats. I think anyone who can code or write documentation should work on this goal as well.

      I hope that you have good luck in trying linux. If it does not work for you at first, try try again and seek help. I tried many distributions befor eI settled on one I woudl like for my purposes, and then I changed my mind again :). But remmeber Linux == choice and if you don't like something about it, it is likel

  13. sweet irony by ciroknight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After i just go through hell with m$s last patch to fix a security problem... connection problems. That thing took 5 hours to remove and still i see side effects of it (like aim wont connect and stay connected for long). But hey, that's how they make their killing: tech support. Sadly I'm not (dumb|smart) enough to (write|call) them on this one. Maybe its time for a patch system that simply removes the files they over wrote and stores the old ones somewhere.... that'd be really nice..

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    1. Re:sweet irony by maxpublic · · Score: 1


      I'd suggest this as a suitable patch for Windows. Ever since I installed it I haven't had a single complaint about MS products.

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    2. Re:sweet irony by scubacuda · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Seriously...once I made the switch to Linux (I've used them all, but mostly use RH now), I had FEWER problems.

      Sure, there's a learning curve, but IMO it's well worth it.

    3. Re:sweet irony by ciroknight · · Score: 1

      learning to make the switch currently, just have too much invested in the windows market right now.. as WINE gets better, so does the likelihood of my switch being completed.

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    4. Re:sweet irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're using Windows XP you could have used the System Restore feature.

  14. Actually, this sounds like a good idea... by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 0, Redundant
    I imagine that Linux servers that get hacked probably had patches available as well, or they left ports open.

    That brings me to another point: Isn't it relatively easy to hack a machine that has insecure services running on any port - such as telnet? In theory, it should be easy to get a cleartext of a password sent in through telnet or FTP.

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  15. Your idiotic anti-microsoft fervence by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 3, Funny

    It embiggens the smallest open source advocate.

    If anything will topple Microsoft's dominance of the operating system market, it's an ascii middle finger.

    Bravo, good sir, you have done us all a service.

    Please attribute any typos in this post to the numerous tasty newcastles I have consumed.

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    1. Re:Your idiotic anti-microsoft fervence by scubacuda · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Actually, I hold the minority view here on /.--I fully support proprietary *closed* software, and (believe it or not) fully support MS's quest to integrate IE, close their source code, and engage in flat out anti-competitive practices. I'm skeptical of the viability of this model in the long run, but I support their right to do it w/o the DOJ prosecuting them.

      Maybe...just maybe...my post was done with a certain irony. Consider it a poke at how petty most of the criticism is around here. Or perhaps a jab at how most posters here on slashdot talk big, but in the end, do little more than extend an angry ASCII middle finger.

    2. Re:Your idiotic anti-microsoft fervence by rifter · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps a jab at how most posters here on slashdot talk big, but in the end, do little more than extend an angry ASCII middle finger.

      Ah but the poster did do something else. The poster wiped his/her computer and installed Linux on it. Many of us have done the same and refuse to buy Microsoft products. We also promote Free Software at work and in our communities and go to Linux Users' group meetings. And some of the people who post her actually write code for Open Source.

      Thene again, you were probably talking about the slashdotters who install a pirated copy of XP (only for games they swear!) and post here with IE (Well games and slashdot! But that is all!) and then extend the middle finger saying Microsoft Sucks. Personally, I think the only cure for Microsoft is to dogfood Linux so it can get better. That is what I do.

  16. Re:While it's laudable that they're at least tryin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, that's a comb-over? I could have sworn it was real!

  17. This is supposed to be some sort of revelation?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG. Quick, someone patent "one-click" software updates before Microsoft does and then sues everyone!

    Seriously, they had to go out and hire someone two _years_ after Win 2000 to come up with the revelation that maybe their crappy software might be more secure/stable if customers could trust a centralized and organized patch management system?

    Ye gods.

  18. Security patches used with political means? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hi, A good idea to improve the speed of patch adoption should be not to use patches to sneak in system "enhancements". I use XP for some tasks at home and once I applied one "cumulative security patch for Internet explorer" I found out Windows was keeping me from watching my region 1 DVDs ( I live in Spain ). Of course I re-installed windows and I stop installing whatever patch and I am trying to move all my desktop needs to Linux; anyway I believe this behavior is shameful if not criminal. I have since advise all my clients to plan an exit-strategy from Microsoft products. The belief from Microsoft they can restrict product features set, after you already bought it makes dangerous to "bet" your business on their good faith as they do not have any

    1. Re:Security patches used with political means? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Apple did the same thing with iTunes 4.0.1

      Kept you from sharing your playlists off your subnet I think...there is a /. story about it here

      The dumb thing is that everyone who cared about it caught it before hand, and every one who doesn't care most likely doesn't share their lists.

      I was going to post that MS should go to a Apple Software Update sort of thing - it's easy, the patches usually work flawlessly and you can get self contained disk images of all of them to install at your leisure.

      Then I realized that this probably wouldn't work, as Apple has a much smaller subset of hardware to deal with than MS.

      Which got me thinking that perhaps MS isn't all bad? Maybe its all the crap that people try to use with their PCs from ISA days, and all the spyware that seems to be omnipresent in any shareware install that's causing all the problems. I mean, a browser intergrated into the OS can't be that bad can it?


      Then I remembered that Bill Gates eats babies with the devil every afternoon at 4 pm.

      Whew! I almost fell to the dark side!

    2. Re:Security patches used with political means? by losttoy · · Score: 1

      Didn't you get the message?? MOVE out of spain!!

    3. Re:Security patches used with political means? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple did NOT do the same. It was already documented that sharing would only work on your subnet, the update to 4.0.1 fixed the bug that you could share outside your subnet. But then again, Apple is evil too for all those linux zealots.

    4. Re:Security patches used with political means? by the+argonaut · · Score: 1

      again, the original documentation for itunes 4 noted that you could access a playlist on any computer running itunes by entering the ip address, and it did not state that it was resticted by subnet. sheesh...

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    5. Re:Security patches used with political means? by FroMan · · Score: 1

      http://www.dtek.chalmers.se/groups/dvd/

      Check out ogle here for DVD software in linux. Its not 1.0 yet, but still a pretty useable peice of software. The menu is still missing many features, but it plays DVDs fine and has a full screen mode.

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  19. Innovation by BrynM · · Score: 2, Informative
    In addition, Microsoft plans to ensure that Windows fixes add themselves automatically to the operating system's internal registry, rather than to different parts of the system. By introducing consistency and by making sure all patches register as present within the software, there's a better chance that fixes will be implemented correctly, the company expects.
    You mean... like RPM? DEB? It's nice to know that MS is getting on board for things like centralized dependency checking, but do they have to make everything sound like they're inventing it? *sarcasm* "Microsoft is proud to present what keeps company vehicles going... It's MyWheel(tm)" */sarcasm*
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    1. Re:Innovation by JanusFury · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that's talking about patches, not dependency checking. Windows has very little need for anything like RPM's... most software developers just throw together an install package using NSIS or something similar, or a ZIP file.

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    2. Re:Innovation by BrynM · · Score: 1

      Isn't running something like SuSE's Yast (yast online_update),which relys on RPM, doing the same or a rEEEAAALly similar thing?

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    3. Re:Innovation by pe1chl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But that is part of the problem. It is only slightly related to the patch problem, but it was the reason Microsoft needed to develop "Windows file protection", as all those developers were really messing up the integrity of the system with their (sometimes) lame installers!

      Had they kept this under their own control a bit earlier (with a centralized dependency check and resolve system like Yast+RPM or the equivalent on other systems, there would be no need for "Windows file protection" and all Windows 2000 systems in the world would boot faster. Think of the gains that would bring to end-users...

    4. Re:Innovation by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Well, it may look similar but SuSe's YAST tool actually works, and generally doesn't break anything in the process. So underneath the hood - nope, nothing like the MS patching scheme.

      Max

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    5. Re:Innovation by sql*kitten · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean... like RPM? DEB? It's nice to know that MS is getting on board for things like centralized dependency checking, but do they have to make everything sound like they're inventing it?

      You're right, everyone knows that Linus invented dependency checking, and Red Hat were the first to use it.

      Get over yourself and get a clue.

    6. Re:Innovation by GlassUser · · Score: 1

      Which is a big problem with keeping a stable machine. The OS has version and dependency management built in. Use an MSI to install. You can even build 'em yourself, totally free. MS has the tools available for download, and there are OSS alternatives.

    7. Re:Innovation by BrynM · · Score: 1
      I never said that Linus invented it or that Red Hat were the first to use it. I just noticed that MS is emulating the functionality of other solutions and announcing it in a way that makes them seem to be the innovator. RPM and DEB package systems are examples of the functionality that most /. readers know about. If I had made a reference to SYS1.LINKLIB under MVS, how many people would have known what I was talking about? You must think me a Linux zealot, but that's an incorrect assumption. Not everyone on /. is a fanatic.

      I'm over myself. Your turn.

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  20. And the rest 5%??! by plj · · Score: 0, Troll

    How about writing secure code that is secure right out of the box?

    Oh, but wait... this is M$. Sure they do not have resources for that. Nevermind.

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    1. Re:And the rest 5%??! by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      How about writing secure code that is secure right out of the box?

      This isn't really an option when you have thousands of legacy applications, which depend on layer after layer of services and interfaces written over more than a decade, which *HAVE* to work because that's the main selling point of your platform.

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    2. Re:And the rest 5%??! by krumms · · Score: 1

      How about writing secure code that is secure right out of the box?

      How about you 'write secure code that is secure right out of the box'? Despite what you may believe, nothing is completely secure - and I'm sure the people who do their best to write secure code know that.

    3. Re:And the rest 5%??! by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      UNIX has been around for a decade longer than even the earliest efforts from MS and it still works really nicely. Perhaps MS just have to bite the bullet sometime and abandon some of those old layers. I was hoping .NET would be a fresh start but it turns out to be yet another layer on top of the Win32 API. Shame.

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    4. Re:And the rest 5%??! by plj · · Score: 1

      Of course nothing is ever completely secure.

      But don't really believe - and I definitely don't think I'm the only /. reader who doesn't - that MS really does is best to write secure code. They have paid more attention to security recently than yet just few years ago, though, but I think they could still do more.

      When holes are found, they should be naturally patched asap. I didn't try to argue against that. I did argue against MS coding quality, or what it seems to have been.

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    5. Re:And the rest 5%??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UNIX works nicely? Wow, you're deluded. .NET v1.0 has a lot of stuff that's just a wrapper for the Windows API. Version 1.2 replaces a huge chunk of that with managed code.

    6. Re:And the rest 5%??! by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      UNIX has been around for a decade longer than even the earliest efforts from MS and it still works really nicely.

      That's besides the point. Microsoft is stuck with what they have right now, which is this giant, semi-monolithic applications platform. The best they can do is try to audit it for security and hope they don't break anything, and even that is a trying job. Give credit where credit is due, because for all its clout Microsoft lacks much of the flexibility of its competitors.

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  21. Not true at all! by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Come on, that's hardly reasonable.

    How is a user supposed to trust a patch being issued by a company that is known to release vulnerable software in the first place?

    Yes, it's not a reasonable standpoint for a user to have, but it's still valid!

    Take this example: My system works. Apple releases Quicktime 6.3, iMovie 3.0.3, iSync 1.1, and Bluetooth 1.2.1 today. You expect me to update all of them?

    Why? Just because? Because there are new features? Because they fix bugs? Because they improve performance? Just because Apple decided to release them?

    But the difference is that I do trust Apple. Having used their OS and system for 2 years, now, I have found that Apple updates don't introduce more problems, do increase functionality, performance, and reliability, so I *will* update just because.

    However, there *are* pieces of software I haven't updated. I haven't updated my base station software, yet, because it works and I don't want to restart it. I haven't updated my iPod software, again for the same. I haven't updated my IE because I don't use it, and have deleted it.

    But I *don't* trust Microsoft. I've been using them for 10 years, and I won't update until there's feedback on whether there are new instabilities, problems, crashes, etc.

    That... and did I mention I don't trust Microsoft?

    1. Re:Not true at all! by Branka96 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well take a look at http://www.macintouch.com/mosxreaderreports.html. The number of people having problems after installing an Apple patch is very large. Blinding trusting a vendor is a recipe for disaster. When did Apple start signing their patches? Enough said.

    2. Re:Not true at all! by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Would you trust the patches more if the patch system told you how many people had installed the patch, how long it has been installed on a critical mass of systems, and how many users reported problems after installing the patch?

      (I don't know if any patch system does this...just asking)

    3. Re:Not true at all! by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure, *blind* trust is bad.

      Is what I'm doing 'blind'?

      I actually still read the reports; do I need the update? Do I want the update? Is there any fixes or improvements I'll see? Do I want to restart?

      But the first thing I don't ask is 'Do I trust Apple?'

      I *know* mistakes happen. I work as a tester. I don't update software when I don't expect there to be an advantage, or a crucial fix.

    4. Re:Not true at all! by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      Hmm, sorta like a Slashdot comment/moderation kinda thing?

      That would be *interesting*, but the issue is, if you don't trust the company issuing the patch, would you trust the comments on that patch system?

      I go to Ars Technica to read coments on patches and updates before I update, myself.

    5. Re:Not true at all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, yes. This would be awesome in corporate situations. StorageReview does this for HDs (registration + submission of data on one HD required to view database). You get stats on the number of people who have them, problems reported, time in use, etc. The bonus for Microsoft is that they can automate the reporting, whereas StorageReview can't (for obvious reasons).

    6. Re:Not true at all! by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      Would you trust the patches more if the patch system told you how many people had installed the patch, how long it has been installed on a critical mass of systems, and how many users reported problems after installing the patch?

      I have nothing constructive to add, just wondering . . . Are you a developer? Those are good questions. The only better question might be simply "what would make you trust it?" but I like the ones you asked.

    7. Re:Not true at all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NOTHING is perfect in this crazy world,
      you've just gotta make do with what you got.

      Not doing so and then bitching about it later
      is ONLY, CAN ONLY be your OWN fault.

      Microsoft CAN'T please everyone, neither can you.
      So SUE them, or something ... Oh wait, you probably did.

    8. Re:Not true at all! by Matrix272 · · Score: 1

      If you don't trust comments and statistics from actual users that are only linked to from Microsoft, then you're looking for conspiracy where none exists. In that case, you're bound to NEVER trust ANY company that has EVER made a mistake.

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    9. Re:Not true at all! by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      There is one difference that may make it more difficult for MS to make a stable OS/patch than it is for Apple - they don't control the hardware. I personally don't think that explains the breadth of their errors, but it might explain some...

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    10. Re:Not true at all! by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 1

      To satisfy your curiosity: I am a software tester. I spend my day looking for problems and trying to convince developers, designers, and managers that we need to fix the problems before we ship the product. To get more fixed, I try to offer workable solutions to many of the problems that I find.

    11. Re:Not true at all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmmmmmmms is the booooooooooorg

    12. Re:Not true at all! by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes, but hardware control doesn't explain IE, IIS, Outlook exploits, does it?

      Or buffer overflows?

      Or HTML/Javascript/ActiveX vulnerabilities, right?

    13. Re:Not true at all! by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      There is one difference that may make it more difficult for MS to make a stable OS/patch than it is for Apple - they don't control the hardware.

      As opposed to Linux, which does control the hardware?

    14. Re:Not true at all! by rifter · · Score: 1

      Apologies for badly pasted quotation in a lame attempt to get through the lame lameness filter. Lame. :P

      Hmm, sorta like a Slashdot comment/moderation kinda thing?

      That would be *interesting*, but the issue is, if you don't trust the company issuing the patch, would you trust the comments on that patch system?

      I go to Ars Technica to read coments on patches and updates before I update,

      Oh please! Not like that!

      Have you installed Woody Widget Patch 7?

      [ ]Yes

      [ ]No

      [ ]Maybe

      [*]CowboyNeal!

      [ ]???

      [ ]Profit!

      -1 Troll :)

      Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 3.5).

    15. Re:Not true at all! by FCKGW · · Score: 1

      Sure, that doesn't explain badly-designed software like Outlook that used to auto-execute attachments and still uses IE to render HTML mail whether you like it or not. It does, however, make it harder to test, and makes problems more frequent. I damn well expect such a rich company to test every major piece of hardware and as many obsure ones as they can, in as many combinations as is feasable, but they can't cover everything. For instance, they don't have any test machines exactly like mine that I built myself, but I expect them to at least have some similar hardware, somewhere in their test bed. There's bound to be problems with certain combinations of supposedly-supported hardware and software.

      Yes, even Linux has problems with some hardware combinations that it's supposed to support. For instance, X-Windows locks up when it loads the driver for the NeoMagic audio in my older laptop, even with the hack that's supposed to keep that from happening, but Windows works without a problem.

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    16. Re:Not true at all! by rifter · · Score: 1

      As opposed to Linux, which does control the hardware?

      Sure, by not running on "bad" hardware ;)

  22. yeah, that'll work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    if microsoft sold you a box of 20 fish sticks, you'd
    open it up, and there'd be 7 sticks. 2 would be fish,
    but not the kind of fish the box said, and they would
    be broken in several places. 4 would be unknown
    material, the other would be a promise for another
    fish stick at a later date. and they promise that
    other fish stick will be really good when you get it.
    and there'll be a license in that box that says it's
    illegal to discuss the contents of the box with anybody,
    and that the sticks-patent pending, are not warranteed
    to be fit for any particular purpose except that of
    their existance as sticks.

    1. Re:yeah, that'll work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmmm fish sticks....

    2. Re:yeah, that'll work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Goatsticks. Ballmer is gonna be pissed.

  23. What they also need... by brucmack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not only do they need to standardize the patch installers more, they also need to put into patches the ability to slipstream them with new installations, like you can do with a service pack. The number of critical updates we have to install after every new installation of XP is ridiculous when they could just provide us with an easy method of integrating the changes into the source files.

    1. Re:What they also need... by pe1chl · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is already possible, although it is cumbersome.
      You can, when writing your unattend.txt, specify a batchfile that is to be run after the install. In that batchfile you can put the patches, with the correct switches to install them silently and without reboot.

      Unfortunately, and this is where the patch program mess comes in, not all patches have the same set of switches and not all of them can be run silently.
      For those, you need to use a script (kix, vbscript, whatever) to send the keypresses needed to proceed with the installation.

    2. Re:What they also need... by weave · · Score: 1
      not all of them can be run silently.

      So far, from what we've found, there *is* a switch of some sort to run silently. It's just finding the damn thing that's difficult. Look at my top entry in my journal for my rant on this issue. I have several of the different switch flavors listed there...

    3. Re:What they also need... by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ok, here is the way I solve it:

      1. "most" fixes can be silently installed using:
      Qxxxxxxx.exe /N /Z /M

      2. the ones that don't accept this syntax can often be started using:
      Qxxxxxxx.exe /Q

      However, these will ask for additional confirmation. When that is not acceptable, use a script that sends the confirmation keys. I use Kixstart:

      RUN 'Qxxxxxxx.exe /Q'
      WHILE (Setfocus("Microsoft ...")0)
      SLEEP 1
      LOOP
      $X=SendKeys("{ENTER}")

      This will usually work. Also with the Java update. However, it is a mess... I agree.

    4. Re:What they also need... by brucmack · · Score: 1

      This isn't exactly what I mean... This just runs the same update executables after the installation is effectively finished, and is what I currently do. However, it would be much easier to have the updater go into the installation share and just replace the dlls, exes, etc. and update the catalog, so that the installation occurs with all the updates without having to replace a whole lot of files that you just installed anyway.

      There is actually a way to do this, but it involves manually going in and replacing the affected system files, and making some other weird changes to make sure the catalog files get put in. It's certainly not worth the effort.

      Now, with a service pack, it's easy... just run the installer with a different switch, and the files in the installation share are updated.

      The big problem with doing it as it is done now is just that it takes a (relatively) long time to update everything. Going through the ~20 hotfixes for XP right now adds about 50% to the total installation time, an annoyance that could be made unnecessary.

      On a bit less related note, MS has also committed to providing hotfixes that do not require a reboot, which is of course targeted at the server market more than desktops, but will also remove the need for knowing what switch to use.

    5. Re:What they also need... by julesh · · Score: 1

      In that batchfile you can put the patches, with the correct switches to install them silently and without reboot.

      Does anyone know where you can find documentation on what switches are supported by hotfixes? I've tried running them with /? and /help, but that doesn't (usually) work.

    6. Re:What they also need... by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      What doe you mean, doesn't usually work?
      This works nearly all the time.

      Of course the documents are on technet, but those suggest that it is always the same, which it isn't.
      SO every time I download a fix, I start it with /? and find what switches it supports.

    7. Re:What they also need... by nachoboy · · Score: 1

      ...they also need to put into patches the ability to slipstream them with new installations...

      If you look close enough (google for "slipstream windows hotfix") you can find multiple ways to deploy hotfixes. Specifically, you can batch script ANY hotfix with a command line (I have yet to find one I absolutely *need* to send any keypresses) but extracting the command line from MS support might require you to open a (free) support incident. If you're interested in slipstreaming patches, it's a little more work, but it can indeed be done. Scroll down to the heading "Installing Windows 2000 with Windows 2000 Hotfixes Using Svcpack.inf" in the previous link for all the gory details. It looks like a lot but it's not really too bad once you dig in. And making a CD with the latest service pack AND hotfixes significantly reduces your deployment time, so I consider it time well spent. Note that the procedure can be used on Win2000 SP2 and above, including XP.

      You also may want to look into deploying SUS as it will make your patch deployment headaches go away. You'll still have to decide which patches you want to install but after that the deployment is all taken care of.

  24. Microsoft Secuirty! by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 1

    Because writing all new code from scratch is the best way to avoid security problems!

    Get a hint. Code clarity and maintainability first!

  25. Well.. by methangel · · Score: 1

    This is a GooD Thing(TM) -- since MS will be rolling all updates into a single update without exposing the flaw itself. Well, at least not until a later date.

    This may provide temporary security, but it is by no means an excuse for a lazyassed system admin/IT professional, or whatever.

  26. Great Idea by kd5ujz · · Score: 1

    If you find a bug, let us know beforehand, that way we can save fac....err... issue a patch behind the script kiddies backs. Thanks, Microsloth

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  27. Re:www.Linuxcad.com by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Arrg. Its the same freak from zdnet. Slashdot now has spammers. Great!

    After the spam legislation becomes law I hope to see your ass in the slammer.

  28. one more obstacle by double_plus_ungod · · Score: 1

    so now i can depend on windows update to have one more reason to fail installing critical updates.

  29. I agree by fluor2 · · Score: 1

    I agree with this. And do not forget that most users of pirated windows-version often have a registered copy at work. And Microsoft recently changed most licences so it's now legal to have a copy installed at home too. So even if they use a pirated version, it might still be a legal copy.

    1. Re:I agree by pod · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Fine, so re-register the pirated copy with your legal activation code. The pirated copy is still illegal.

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  30. What's broken by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry, Charney, it's not the patch installation software that's the problem. Sure the changes you suggest will make things a lot easier, but their absence isn't why people don't install your patches. The problem is the patches themselves.

    Yes, the patches themselves. People don't install them because they break critical production software which must not be broken. And in some cases those patches can't be backed out without a complete wipe and reinstall of the system, witness the recent VPN protocol "fix". As long as this is the case, people will still not install the patches no matter how easy the installation process is.

    If MS wants to improve their patch process, they need to do a few things:

    1. Insure that security and critical updates don't break existing software. At the very least, if breakage is neccesary the type and extent must be documented in the patch description.
    2. All security-related patches must be seperate from functionality upgrades. You can roll security fixes into service packs and upgrade packages, but you must never require the latter to get the former.
    3. All patches must be uninstallable. No exceptions. Not even for security patches. Admins must be confident that any patch can be undone if it absolutely has to be.
    4. Patches must not change license terms. One of the reasons people avoid patches is that they change the license terms to ones they can't accept. No using security fixes as blackmail to foist terms on users that the users wouldn't agree to on their own.
    1. Re:What's broken by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Mod this guy up!

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    2. Re:What's broken by skillet-thief · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Isn't having fewer patches a step in the wrong direction? I would think that by combining patches together, you would have more chances of things going wrong (ie. breaking your system) than if each patch just fixed one little thing. Even if that means having to install many more patches.

      Also, fewer patches means that there will be more time between patches, thus more systems running longer unpatched, and that can't be good.

      This might be a good example of the difference in design philosophy between MS and the *nix world: MS always want to make the "one big program that does everything" instead of analyzing problems and breaking things down into small packages.

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    3. Re:What's broken by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Amen.

      Our only serious downtime in 3 years was due to a MS hotfix that hosed our main production server.

      Luckily, I'm paranoid and had taken a full system backup, so it only cost us 3 hours.

      I'm now even more paranoid, and make sure that only patches that are absolutely necessary are applied.

      I think this is probably Microsoft's response to Russ Cooper's rant about Wondows Update last month - at the moment, it sounds more like PR than progress.

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    4. Re:What's broken by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


      Isn't having fewer patches a step in the wrong direction? I would think that by combining patches together, you would have more chances of things going wrong (ie. breaking your system) than if each patch just fixed one little thing. Even if that means having to install many more patches.


      Not only that, but with a cluster of patches (as opposed to a single mega-patch) one can back out the single offending patch and still leave everything else updated and intact (dependancies not withstanding). Which is a very *nix way of looking at things - it being a much more modular system. Windows tends to be much more intertwined and monolithic. So perhapse its not as easy to patch a Windows system with stand-alone components that can be combined as a cluster.
    5. Re:What's broken by the+argonaut · · Score: 1

      correct me if i'm wrong, but the way i read the article, it doesn't sound to me that the new system will necessarily decrease the number of patches, but will decrease the number of systems used to deliver and install those patches, ie instead of using three different installer programs to install three programs, there will be one installer program used to install the three programs, but still do so one at a time.

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    6. Re:What's broken by orim · · Score: 1

      Doesn't Msoft pride itself on using all its own software in house?
      So by that logic, shouldn't a patch policy be:
      1) Do lab testing of a patch/patches.
      2) Install patch internally first, wait a day for any problems to arise.
      3) Release to the public.

      Granted, given the enormous array of devices/software that's running on Windows, this testing wouldn't discover all of that...
      But anything as blatant as losing your network connectivity would certainly be caught.
      Does anyone have more info on Msoft's internal patching practices?

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    7. Re:What's broken by drummerboy714 · · Score: 1

      How true. Last thing I did before leaving work last night was go check for updates for this W2K HP notebook. There was one driver update for an Intel display driver. I applied it, only to find that after rebooting, I could only see the top half of all fonts. A check of the display adapter shows me running in dual monitor mode, which is a waste of resources, to say the least. I was unable to change any settings back to "normal". So I figured I'd uninstall the driver update. After uninstall, I went to WUS to try and get a better driver than the default 16 color driver. No updates to install, it tells me. Great. Has anyone realized how beautiful \. looks in 16 color/ 640x480 resolution? Download the "update" and find out for yourself. Don't thank me, thank Intel and MS for the great opportunity. See you later. I've got to try and get an updated driver despite my notebook's objections. (Sorry if this is posted in the wrong place - it's difficult to see all of the page :( )

    8. Re:What's broken by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


      correct me if i'm wrong, but the way i read the article, it doesn't sound to me that the new system will necessarily decrease the number of patches, but will decrease the number of systems used to deliver and install those patches


      You are correct. And I suppose its a bit unfair to link this criticism to this particular announcement. I'm not sure of the parent's comment, but my comment is based on observing the current penchant for mega-patches or Service Packs.

      Of course, Microsoft does also produce small patches in the form of hotfixes. And that is the start of the confusion as hotfixes and service packs can conflict and create an unexpected configurations.

      This new method may be leading to what I (and the parent) is talking about. A unified system that allows the end user to figure out at a glance what their current config is. Upgrade accordingly. Or even downgrade problematic patches. And also provide a system where Microsoft can publish multiple small patches that can be aware of each other and not conflict.

      Or maybe its just a more streamlined, centralized location for the next mega-patch / Service Pack. Business as usual. But "trustworthy".
    9. Re:What's broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's most certainly Microsoft's fault that a driver written by a third-party (presumably HP) doesn't function correctly on your laptop.

    10. Re:What's broken by the+argonaut · · Score: 1

      i'm constantly entertained by the fact that microsoft wants their users to think of them as "trustworthy" while constantly treating those same cutsomers as being less than...

      and i have no doubt that they will continue to lean in the direction of the "megapatches" as opposed to the smaller, more targeted patches. but really, how is that different from what they (or really what seems any non-linux commercial OS company) have been doing all along? they release smaller patches and hot-fixes, and then on occasion bundle them along with a few other fixes into the mega-patches/service packs.

      this is also my biggest complaint with apple - the lack of a truly decent package management system. apple seems to have moved to the philosophy of bundles to solve the issue and returning more to their one application=one file roots along with the system/library hierarchy, where OS installed files go into the system folder and later modifications should be installed in the library folder, but from my experience this has been less then successful, primarily because apple does install a lot of stuff into the library folder that shouldn't be replaced as it has the potential of breaking things in the OS. i applaud apple for consolidating in a lot of ways (at least for visual appearance) the somewhat convoluted unix hierarchy, but i think they need to re-think it a bit. my biggest change would be that the system should not install anything critical to the functioning of the OS outside of the system folder, and leave the library for customization (updated perl, etc.). of course, they could also just change the way the system relies upon the underlying unix layers, so that replacing one's perl, apache, php, whatever install wouldn't break the system.

      or maybe i should just get used to having to have yet another /opt, /sw, or whatever folder for installing new unix software. it just seems to me that this is moving away from the whole fewer folders is better approach.

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  31. took them that long? by ravinfinite · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft never fails to surprise me with their futile attempts to try to gain the trust of the IT world. Here we have another story of a billion dollar company, run by a 10 cent brain, i.e. Bill Gates, et al.

    I don't think this patch problem is all about number play, i.e. reducing from 8 to 2. They should be more focused at producing a good product in the first place, not just creating a quick podge-job and then bombarding their customers with patches (which are usually also full of bugs).

    They claim to be "Secure by Design" and yet they probably one of the worst track records when it comes to security related issues. This is just Microsoft spreading propaganda just to make it look like they're doing they're job.

    1. Re:took them that long? by Moridineas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      story of a billion dollar company, run by a 10 cent brain, i.e. Bill Gates

      Out of curiosity, if you're so much smarter than Mr Gates, why haven't you started your own billion dollar company?

      Come on now, we don't need to resort to petty ad hominem attacks--stick to actual problems with microsoft please (which you did allude to), not your jealousy over one man's incredible success. Not to be a grammar troll either, but if you're going to call someone stupid, you might want to spell correctly as well..

      peace

    2. Re:took them that long? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you think that the IT world as a whole mistrusts Microsoft, you need to reevaluate your definition of what "the IT world" is. You and your buddies does not count. On a whole, I would say that Microsoft is, right or wrong, MORE trusted than OSS. I'm not sure why, I suspect it is mostly because many people have faith in the established standard, but the "having someone to sue" might have something to do with it as well. Whatever the case, much (I'd even say most) of big bussiness trusts and relies on Microsoft.

      Now this is not to imply that Microsoft makes a better product or anything, but you do need to maintain a realistic assessment of their market penetration and perception. You and those close to you may use Linux and fully realise its power and advantages but you are NOT the majority.

    3. Re:took them that long? by krumms · · Score: 1

      Here we have another story of a billion dollar company, run by a 10 cent brain, i.e. Bill Gates, et al.

      Right. Which is why he's the richest man in the world, and you're not.

    4. Re:took them that long? by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      No, we're definitely not the majority. We are the happy minority who are willing to face corporate prejudice and derision from microsofties in order to get the word out that there is an alternative, and it's pretty bloody good too. I'm just glad there's a place like SlashDot where we can all get together and have a bitch ;-)

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    5. Re:took them that long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      William Gates III started out with millions, and his mother was well-connected enough to land him several contracts.

      He screams and shouts and naive computer geeks who think he's "like them" because he wears glasses worship him. He's not a computer geek, he's a business man.

    6. Re:took them that long? by Patoski · · Score: 1

      If you think that the IT world as a whole mistrusts Microsoft, you need to reevaluate your definition of what "the IT world" is. You and your buddies does not count. On a whole, I would say that Microsoft is, right or wrong, MORE trusted than OSS.

      But you're dodging the arguement. The question wasn't whether or not MS was MORE trusted than OSS but whether it is really trusted by the general IT community. It's not really surprising in the risk averse world that MS is more trusted than OSS. In this type of conservative environment is it any shock that CIO's consider the devil you know preferable to the one you don't? MS is a safe bet in that you're sticking with what everyone else is using.

      Now this is not to imply that Microsoft makes a better product or anything, but you do need to maintain a realistic assessment of their market penetration and perception.

      I think the perception that most have of MS is made clear by the fact that MS even feels the need to start an initiative called "Trustworthy Computing" which implicitly states that their customers don't trust MS on security issues. There are few (except for the most devout fanboys) who would argue that MS' reputation for insecure software is a well earned one.

      MS has previously focused their efforts in constantly adding features to their products instead of taking some of that focus and applying it to securing their product. I find it horrifying that a company the size of MS is just now getting around to employing full time code auditors and educating their staff on security issues. Better late than never I suppose.

      The biggest problem I see for MS in the short and medium term is that security wasn't a main concern when designing most of their current line of software. Code auditors can help plug a good number of holes in today's code but if the design of the software is fundamentally broken from a security standpoint you're only sticking your thumb in a dike full of leaks. A better patch management system only treats the symptoms of this problem. The real solution would be to redesign their most broken API's and apps with heavy input (that's followed and listened to!) from security experts. MS probably won't do for business reasons. They would be hailed by security experts but their customers would likely scream bloody murder if things changed too much. After the last licensing fiasco where they *seriously* pissed off their largest customers they can't afford to anger their customers much more considering Linux is hot MS' heels.

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    7. Re:took them that long? by ravinfinite · · Score: 1

      I agree with most of your points. But you may also want to take into consideration that Microsoft is losing trust daily and OSS is gaining trust daily. I agree with you when you say "have someone to sue" has something to do with it.

      Many businesses don't (although many others also do) simply use Microsoft producuts simply because they trust them. In fact, I think that's the biggest reason why people are moving away from their software (if not, then it's probably the cost). The fact that customers are basically stuck in their web since Windows 95 and go though the ceremony of upgrading both their software AND hardware every so years which is why their software sells so much doesn't really suggest that people "trust" their software.

      Most big companies are just too damn lazy to make the switch from MS to OSS. For example, I had my co-op term at Bombardier Aerospace, one of the largest manufacturers of civil aircraft in the world. I had made the suggestion several times to dump Windows 2k and start off fresh with something like RedHat or SuSE. It would have saved them millions of dollars yearly from licenses and other software like MS Office. The only reason why they didn't want to do it was because they were too lazy. They even told me. I was sitting in front of a large committee of executives and they agreed with everything I said. But the end result: just too lazy to do it.

      I don't really think that Microsoft has perfected the dimension of trust with their customers. That's why I daily see television advertisements saying "Trustworthy computing", only to find out the next day that hotmail just got busted or something.

      My buddies and I may not be the majority right now, but we'll see in the long run.

    8. Re:took them that long? by ravinfinite · · Score: 1

      Read my reply to the first thread.

    9. Re:took them that long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe.

    10. Re:took them that long? by demon · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why, I suspect it is mostly because many people have faith in the established standard, but the "having someone to sue" might have something to do with it as well.

      I have to laugh when someone brings this up. This just tells me that you obviously haven't read all the legal jargon that's in the EULA of those shiny Microsoft packages. Because simply, if you (and a lot of other people) had, you'd realize that "I bought it, so if it breaks, I can sue the company that sold it!" won't work in the real world. Other than a limited warranty for defects in workmanship, which lasts for about 90 days from purchase, they disclaim all warranties.

      But hey, it broke, they packaged and sold it, you're mad as hell and you aren't gonna take it anymore, right? Wrong. They'll have the case tied up in court for so long, that if your company decides to try to fight it out, they'll be bankrupt long before Microsoft will even see a dent in their bottom line. So basically, unless they're willing to admit "ok, this product was flawed", which is unlikely at best, you're stuck with whatever you bought, like it or not. And you certainly can't fix it yourself.

      But don't take my word for it. Go read that EULA yourself, and see what it says.

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  32. Oh thats just f'n GREAT by marcushnk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So they can automagicly patch my system so that the "world" doesn't hear about it until almost everyone has the patch.. and right about that time (lets say 48 hours later) I find out that all my e-mails have been going to someone else, or my firewall settings are broken because of the patch.. and I spent two days working like a dog trying to find why it suddenly stopped working.

    My wish of MS, would be to improve their OS and application design philosophy BEFORE they make it, so these patches aren't so damned regular in requirements or DIRE in consaquences.

    Mongrels.
    >:-|

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  33. Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Any time something wrong with Linux is pointed out, you are then reminded that somehow, this is a good thing. Linux is always perfect.

    Not so with MS. They can do no good ever. According to Slashdot, MS has NEVER come out with anything decent. They could compile an exact duplicate of Linus' personal kernel, and somehow, the Zealots would find something wrong.

    It's amazing how MS is slagged as not having an ounce of innovation, what about Linux itself? This is not an OS that was developed independently, with no legacy ties. In fact, it was written to be a substitute for Unix, a copy, a clone. Linux could not exist with Unix.

    This is the thinking of the supplicants who recently touted "Feet of Fury" as innovative.

    Of course, this will be modded down. Contrarian opinions are not tolerated here (the supposed bastion of free thinking). You think Bill is the Borg? You haven't met a Zealot.

    1. Re:Of course. by terrox · · Score: 1

      because they charge too much money and have a monopoly. i'm not sure if you are aware of this but linux is free and windows costs money - did you pay for every version of windows you have used?

    2. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But this has nothing to do with innovation and everything to do with economics. I concur with the original poster that MS can do no right, Linux can do no wrong, and MS is wrongly denied credit for things they do that are cool (Visual Studio, .NET.) Go google "Rob Pike" and look for his talk on "software system research is irrelevant" for more.

    3. Re:Of course. by molarmass192 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The difference is that Linus et al. do not CLAIM to be innovative. MS touts themselves as having invented everything from the toaster to the space shuttle. Reading an MS PR release is like listening to an Al Gore speech in my mind. Neither the Linux kernel nor MS are particularly innovative, but at least Linux hackers do not falsely claim to be. MS does take a lot of heat on /. but I would say that MS's arrogance as a whole is on par with the /. camp's arrogance so it's pretty much a wash.

      Also, even though you didn't mention it, some repliers did, I don't use Linux because it's free as in $$$. I can afford the $200 XP Pro price tag. I use Linux (1) becuase I am able to see/change the source as I see fit, (2) it's modular structure lets me tailor the kernel for each box/purpose, (3) I like and use the command line extensively (not all of us are point-and-clickers), and (4) because it's not built around the asinine all-your-eggs-in-one-basket registry concept.

      One final point on the $$$ argument. I would guess that over half the XP installs out there are pirated copies anyhow. Every time I see a pirated copy of XP it pains me to NOT call the BSA but I refrain. In fact, I'd bet that most MS backers on this board have one or more pieces of pirated MS software in their possession. It's a little hippocritical to stand up for a closed source software company all while stealing (yes, it's theft) at the same time.

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    4. Re:Of course. by terrox · · Score: 1

      so you're saying MS didn't get enough credit for their innovations such as Visual Studio and .NET on slashdot? They get plenty of credit everywhere else for everything they do and plenty of money too - just that the people here don't really care.

      Can you think of any other similar product which has more positive reviews than Visual Studio?

      Why would a site bother giving equal/fair/unbiased coverage of a company which has a monopoly?

      So a company uses 100 software engineers/$1000000 to create some innovation, you rate it the same as innovation developed by 1-2 people / $1000?

      Okay okay yeah yeah, Microsoft has done some good things, wow a multi billion dollar company made a few good products PRAISE THE GODS FOR THESE BOUNTIFUL GIFTS which cost $1000 each.

    5. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish micorsoft would lock down their software against piracy. They claim to be cracking down on piracy by producing activation key protected versions of winxp, yet they turn around and release corproate keys that don't require activation. As long as corporate keys exist, the effectiveness of activation keys is almost zero.

    6. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your point? The case for bashing Microsoft seems pretty clear. Any company brazen enough to kill off other's product lines by sending a representative to them to tell them that their third party TCP/IP stacks would henceforth be treated as viruses by Win98 and summarily removed seems kinda evil and worthy of bashing to me. I don't bash Linus or the various repackagers of his cool OS because they've never used it a lever to eliminate my products. Does that make me a zealot?

    7. Re:Of course. by fitten · · Score: 1

      because it's not built around the asinine all-your-eggs-in-one-basket registry concept.

      For the record, I've had more problems with RedHat's rpm "registry-like-thing" than I have ever had with the Windows Registry. The Windows Registry is simply a lightweight database (modulo bugs that may happen and programmers who don't know how to use it but try to anyway). There is no "magic" there nor any "all-your-eggs-in-one-basket" concept - whatever that means.

      But... as the zealots will maintain, it's ok for RedHat's rpm registry to have bugs because someone, somewhere, in a far away galaxy can look over the code and supposedly fix it at some time, even though that hasn't happened yet. And, it's ok to make fun of Microsoft's patching often as long as we ignore the fact that I've applied almost 2x as many patches from RedHat in the past 6 months than I have from Microsoft.

      One of the benefits of religion is that you an rationalize ignoring or overlooking your own failures as long as you can draw attention to others' failures in a louder voice.

    8. Re:Of course. by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      You're talking about apples and oranges here. The RPM database/registry only serves a subset of what the MS registry is used for. The problem with the MS registry is that the configuration information for your apps is at the mercy of the registry. This wasn't the case when INI files were the norm. As for patches, the number of patches is directly proportional to the number of maintainers. Since GNU/Linux has a boatload of maintainers each producing their own patches, you're bound to have a lot of small patches. MS has a single maintainer so you get a few huge patches.

      To give some credence to the above, I'm not particularly fond of the RPM database myself. However, it's still the most widely used, although APT (a superior solution I think) is gaining quickly. Also APT boasts a plain text database rather than a binary database like RPM. So with apt, decorrupting is easy accomplished using a text editor.

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      Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws-Plato
    9. Re:Of course. by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      Scratch that last paragraph. The non-Debian APT implmentations all appear to be wrappers for RPM, so RPM's bin DB is still there and used.

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      Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws-Plato
    10. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course, this will be modded down. Contrarian opinions are not tolerated here (the supposed bastion of free thinking).

      As I post this I see a "+5 Insightful" moderation for your post. Care to explain me how you think this system works? Or are you too "free thinking" to step out of your victim persona?
    11. Re:Of course. by Cromac · · Score: 1
      Why would a site bother giving equal/fair/unbiased coverage of a company which has a monopoly?

      Some would argue that a news site has a duty for fair and unbiased coverage regardless of where the news comes from.

    12. Re:Of course. by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

      "Of course, this will be modded down."

      Doesn't the fact that your post is modded as +5 Insightful (as expected; search for previous posts like yours) defeat your point?

    13. Re:Of course. by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      [Microsoft] could compile an exact duplicate of Linus' personal kernel, and somehow, the Zealots would find something wrong.

      No shit, sherlock. With all the anti-Linux FUD coming out of Microsoft, it would be painfully hypocritical of MS to release a Linux distro.

    14. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that Linus et al. do not CLAIM to be innovative. MS touts themselves as having invented everything from the toaster to the space shuttle

      So what do you expect, you mongoloid?

      A salesman coming down telling you how his products truly suck and he is ashamed to ask a gentleman like yourself to actually pay something for his inferior bugridden software?

      Bad product or not, they made so much money from it that your mother would suck a zoofull of baboons for a tiny little fraction of it.

      And i don't give a flying fuck about why you use Linux.

    15. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading an MS PR release is like listening to an Al Gore speech in my mind.

      Yes, very similar. In both cases a person/company made a statement about their limited involvement in something and in both cases the fuckwads of yellow rags like FoxNews, The Register and Slashdot immediately exagerate those statements in order to make their context into something that can be poked fun at.

      Did Microsoft claim to invent any of this stuff? No.

      Does Microsoft claim to fund and work with said technologies aggresively? Yes.

      Did Al Gore claim to invent the Internet? No.

      Did Al Gore claim to have taken proactive measures to aid in securin funding to technological projects that ended up being key to the development to the World Wide Web?

      Vinton G. Cerf, a senior vice president at MCI Worldcom and the person who really gets the credited for inventing the Internet, e-mailed this to The Washington Post: "I think it is very fair to say that the Internet would not be where it is in the United States without the strong support given to it and related research areas by the vice president in his current role and in his earlier role as senator." - www.azstarnet.com

      So instead of blaming Microsoft for making insane claims, why not instead blame Shitdot for exagerating their more modest claims into insane claims? But you'd probably rather not hear it, just like you don't want to hear that Al Gore might have had anything to do with the Internet. It doesn't play well on your tiny mind.

    16. Re:Of course. by rifter · · Score: 1

      I hate RPM too, but the rpm database si nothing to the registry, specifically because it does not follow the all-eggs-in-one-basket approach you did not follow. I will explain. On Windows the registry stores everything. EVERYTHING! It's not just what apps are installed, it stores hardware information, what drivers to load, configuration for applications, EVERYTHING.

      Unlike the rpm database, if your registry gets corrupted, you cannot boot windows. If the rpm database is corrupted the worst thing that can happen is you can't install/uninstall with rpm anymore. But then, since you can boot your computer and execute commands, you could always fix the database or restore from a backup. WHAT A CONCEPT!

      Yes, I am aware that there were ways in windows 98 to fix registry corruption (there were not in win95) but in Winnt the problem of not being able to boot to a console window made things nasty. Win2k and XP have a recovery console (and XP has some better registry backup tools) but they don't seem to really work. Of course no matter what the point is moot if you have corrupt video drivers, since even the console is in a window. (Yes, I know about safe mode. But if you corrupt your normal VGA driver, which often happens if you never install another video driver so *it* can be corrupted *instead* the point is moot.)

      Linux has a lot of failures, but these are all developmental so far (need for better gui and docs, better hardware support, etc). In other words, the problems with Linux will get better over time. However the problems with Windows are fundamental design flaws, which means they will only get worse over time unless Microsoft changes their design philosophies. (They say they are changing some of them now, and we will see if that is true, but ultimately the paradigm they go by "the computer is smarter than the human" will continue to cause pain, suffering, and harm.)

    17. Re:Of course. by rifter · · Score: 1

      Not really since the poster's point was to be modded up (therefore the "I know I will be modded down for this....")

      I'll probably be modded down for repeating this joke, though! :)

    18. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They can do no good ever.

      Oh, I dunno. MS Comic Chat 2.5 was pretty decent, and is still available from their Website. I run it in Virtual PC on MacOSX when I want that... Jerkcity atmosphere in my IRC sessions.

    19. Re:Of course. by terrox · · Score: 1

      except this is not a NEWS site is it? its "Stuff that matters" "Nerd Stuff"... go to one of the other 40 000 sites which caters to your needs.

    20. Re:Of course. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      I concur with the original poster that MS can do no right, Linux can do no wrong, and MS is wrongly denied credit for things they do that are cool
      Microsoft is living proof that the infinite monkeys theory is wrong; you only need quite a lot of monkeys, and thirty or so years. Of course, while occasionally producing something useful, said monkeys' main product in that time will be a fair amount of shite.

      Prosecution rests, m'lud.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    21. Re:Of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So what do you expect, you mongoloid? A salesman coming down telling you how his products truly suck and he is ashamed to ask a gentleman like yourself to actually pay something for his inferior bugridden software?

      That would (to quote a cider advert) make a refreshing change. I expect that you drink cider (in the American sense, which is apple juice) because you are a queer

      P.S. Did I mention what a fucking queer you are, queerboy?

  34. Interesting patch counts.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    About a year ago at work we had a presentation of why our clients should go with us and part of that presentation involved showing the patch counts between Windows 2K and Redhat 7.x. If I recall correctly those numbers came out to rougly ~1050 patches versus ~350 patches for roughly the same time period (yes all very ROUGH, we like it ROUGH...).

    So I decided to look at the patch counts of some other OS's just to make things look silly when in comparison.

    First up, my favorite... OpenBSD! On average for all releases excluding the current ones (3.3 and 3.2), the average patch count is... (note that for 2.2 to 2.6 I doubled the count because at that time they were only supported for 6 months not 1 year like post 2.6 releases were, thus the patch counts rose this isn't really all that fair but as you'll see it doesn't REALLY matter):

    32 patches per release. Which is about fair when compared to redhat since they also only patch for a year (yes yes yes, you aren't getting patches for all this other software that you'd use out of ports but hey microsoft isn't providing many patches for other peoples products if at all)

    Now lets do VMS (this is scary...)...

    A look through bug-traq archives starting at 1997 the average count over the past 6 years has been 4 patches per year. But hey when you've been around the same evolving codebase for 20 years you're bound to hit that point of diminishing returns. Of course if you're not throwing out your codebase due to limitations and problems in the original design *cough* ...

    1. Re:Interesting patch counts.... by essdodson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Where'd you get 1050 from? That sounds highly inflated to me.

      While doing an install of Windows SUS I came up with roughly 400 patches for all versions of windows capable of windows update. The number soars to over 2,000 when you introduce all the other various languages, but these patches are all duplicates.

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      scott
    2. Re:Interesting patch counts.... by grimani · · Score: 1

      But patch counts mean nothing...

      Does greater number of patches indicate more buggy software? Or does it suggest a harder working support team?

      Even discounting that, how do you arrive at a count? What if two related overflows are lumped and patched and distributed together?

      Which begs the question - what defines a patch? One distinct instance of a problem? What if a patch isn't even security related? A user interface tweak?

      So to conclude, patch counts can't convey any useful, actionable information. And besides, they're hard to come up with in the first place.

    3. Re:Interesting patch counts.... by weave · · Score: 1
      When counting patches for platforms, did you also count patches for all the various software products that can run on that platform? That's what makes some things like redhat go through the roof.

      Also, some of the more obscure OSes don't get many patches because no one is looking at them closely. The patch count for DG/UX is near zero for example. Or way back in the early days of NT (circa 3.51 iirc) I remember reading some idiot within Microsoft claiming that NT was more secure because there were far far less bugtraq postings about NT than Unix systems. That was only because back then no one really gave a flying flock() about NT and paid it no mind.

    4. Re:Interesting patch counts.... by jpop32 · · Score: 2, Informative

      howing the patch counts between Windows 2K and Redhat 7.x. If I recall correctly those numbers came out to rougly ~1050 patches versus ~350 patches for roughly the same time period

      This kind of statistic interested me also. So, for a while I started collecting advisories mailed on the Croatian CERT mailing list. These are the results for the period since 12th of March through today:

      Debian: 28
      RH: 26
      MS: 21
      Mand: 20
      Sun: 16
      SGI: 12
      Cisco: 10
      HP: 10
      Turbo: 7
      SCO: 6
      SuSe: 2
      Oracle: 2

      In conclusion, I'm inclined not to believe your numbers. :-)

    5. Re:Interesting patch counts.... by sheldon · · Score: 1

      Could you please list all 1050 patches for Windows as well as the 350 for Redhat?

      I'd like to verify your claims.

  35. Borg eye... necessary? by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Okay, so given their history I'm sure a large number of you (and a big part of me) could see how microsoft might be making these changes to force patches and upgrades on people to enforce all sorts of bad stuff like DRM and all that. Or even if the people at microsoft who studied the current patch system and are sincerely looking for a better alternative, microsoft will surely use it for something evil...

    But still... is the borg icon absolutely necessary even when there aren't really any aspects of evilness in the story? Especially since if the same exact story came out for another OS everyone would be fine with it.

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    We always knew Comcast was corrupt, here's the proof: http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1909890&cid=34545432
  36. not necessarily... by Goonie · · Score: 2, Insightful
    In theory, it should be easy to get a cleartext of a password sent in through telnet or FTP.

    Just because passwords are being sent in the clear, doesn't mean you can necessarily intercept them. You need to be able to intercept the packets containing the username/password combination from the remote user. You could do this at one of three locations: the remote machine, the server, or in transit. If you own the remote machine, you could just trojan *any* client used, so telnet isn't any worse off than a more secure protocol. If you control the server, the point is already moot.

    So let's look at the "intercept the packets in transit" approach. You could try to sniff the packets by compromising one of the routers, or listening in on a wireless LAN if that's what the client was using, or installing a physical wiretap. None of these would work against a secure protocol.

    Anyway, let's assume the attacker has intercepted a username/password combination for a particular machine. He could then do anything that user could. However, that doesn't get the attacker full control over the system. For that, the attacker could then use a local root exploit.

    Additionally, many of the daemons that provide services like FTP or telnet have had many remote root holes in them.

    So, whilst telnet and non-anonymous FTP have their security issues, and you probably shouldn't be running them and certainly shouldn't be exposing them to the world, exploiting their weaknesses isn't quite as easy as you might think.

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  37. Protecting Us From Joe User by Alereon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see this as Microsoft taking a much needed step towards addressing the #1 security problem plaguing the Internet: Joe User.

    Joe User doesn't even know what Windows Update is, so never installs any patches for the operating system. Joe User clicks on any E-mail he gets that says "L@@K NEW WINDOWS SECURITY PATCH!" or "ANNA KOURNIKOVA NAKED!!1" As a result, Joe User is running several different trojans, and his system is being used as a DDoS attack drone whenever it is online.

    As much as we might decry a percieved invasion of our right to run our own systems, forcing Joe User to keep his system up to date with the latest patches is a good thing for all of us. Fewer packet floods, fewer lamers on compromized hosts, and possibly less spam. It's likely that Joe User doesn't even CARE that Microsoft is installing whatever it wants, whenever it wants, on his box. In the end, as long as those of us who know what we're doing can disable this feature (and those of us who don't CAN'T), I can only see this being a good thing for everyone concerned.

    1. Re:Protecting Us From Joe User by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      forcing Joe User to keep his system up to date with the latest patches is a good thing for all of us

      What a crock of shit. 'Forcing Joe User'? I guess the fact that it happens to be Joe User's machine that *he* paid for doesn't amount to squat, eh? Joe User doesn't get a choice because he's too fucking stupid to find his ass with both hands anyway?

      Ramming a code change down Joe User's throat without his consent is a violation of Joe's property rights - a violation neither you nor Microsoft has any business 'enforcing'. At least not in a free country, you arrogant little twerp.

      And if you start in on some half-assed 'greater good' argument, I'd suggest you hie yourself off to some socialist backwater where moral blackmail is considered a virtue, not a root cause of evil.

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    2. Re:Protecting Us From Joe User by Alereon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you'll actually READ my post, I noted that the owner should have the ability to disable this automatic updating feature. In Alereon's Perfect World, the option is just hidden enough so that no one who doesn't know WTF they're doing can find it, but accessible enough that anyone who's competent can still turn it off if they wish.

      Regardless, my right to have my system not get DDoSed most assuredly overrides Joe User's right to run a compromised system. Say it with me: Joe User does not have the right to run a DDoS drone. Unpatched windows systems are a public danger, as it's quite likely that eventually they'll get compromized for some nefarious reason or another. Once that happens, SOMEONE has to go clean up the mess, it's sure as hell not going to be Joe User.

    3. Re:Protecting Us From Joe User by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The issue isn't whether or not Joe User has the 'right' to run a compromised system, but whether *you* have the right to force him to patch *his* system, especially without his knowledge (which, by the way, constitutes criminal trespass).

      You don't. It's that simple. If this is beyond your comprehension then I pity your understanding of 'freedom' and 'private property'.

      And any asshole can claim that thing x, which he doesn't approve of, is a 'public danger'. No matter how you phrase it, a compromised system presents no 'danger' to anyone; it's a pain in the ass, to be sure, but not a 'danger' by any stretch of the imagination. Never has a DDOS attack resulted in harm, or even the threat of harm, to any human being.

      If you want a solution, there's a very simple one: notify Joe that his system has been compromised and provide him with the instructions to fix it. If he refuses to do so, notify his provider and ask them to refuse service. If the provider isn't a complete fuckwit, the provider will do so.

      Joe has his freedom and preserves ownership of his private property, you put an end to Joe's cantankerous refusal to stop being a tool of script kiddies. No criminal trespass required, no scumbag stealth tactics needed. End of story.

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    4. Re:Protecting Us From Joe User by MeNeXT · · Score: 1
      Joe user has been told from the start that Windows is easy. That he needs the latest and greatest, and that he can not do without this shit feature which he will never use.


      No bud I think you've got it all wrong...it's in the marketing. The only products which I purchased that did not make unsupported claimes have been open source products.


      It seems that spring is when Microsoft comes out and WILL make the world a better place. This has been happening since I can remember. There is nothing new here just more MARKETING. More FREE advertising for Microsoft. What surprises me is that the media is stupid enough to beleive it!!!

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      DRM? No thanks, I'll just get it somewhere else...
    5. Re:Protecting Us From Joe User by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      And how do we identify Joe User, who obviously needs his system patches forced down his throat, from Mary User, who is cluefull, and needs to test the newest patch against some legacy code their business is running.

    6. Re:Protecting Us From Joe User by ostiguy · · Score: 1

      Joe owns the hardware, not the software. If the software's license dictates auto updating, you are out of luck.

      ostiguy

    7. Re:Protecting Us From Joe User by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joe User will consent to the code changes, by clicking "I Agree" on the license page when he first uses Windows. If he doesn't want to have MS updating his system for him, he is welcome to install something else.

    8. Re:Protecting Us From Joe User by aziraphale · · Score: 1

      Oh please.

      The Internet is not an extension of the American constitution, and all this talk of rights and property is really rather childish. The poster you're responding to made the quite reasonable point that software which automatically patches itself reduces the burden of complexity on users who don't want to take the time to understand the internet and the security threats which lurk therein.

      When I take my car in to a full service garage, with friendly staff, to take a look at the exhaust, say, the guy might also say 'oh, I topped up the pressure on your left front tyre, and filled up the radiator'. My reaction then would not be 'how dare you infringe my inalienable rights! That's MY car, and I object to you fiddling around with the tyres and the radiator you bastard!'

      In fact, from most people's perspective, automatic patching is a bit like having your car washed and vacuumed out, the oil checked, the tyres reinflated, and fuel topped up, every time you park up and go shopping, without you even needing to know it's happening, or getting charged for the service. Why would you object to a car that did that?

      I suppose, technically, it would be criminal trespass and scumbag stealth tactics, but personally I think it might be quite nice...

    9. Re:Protecting Us From Joe User by Alereon · · Score: 1

      Mary User will know what she is doing and disable automatic updating, if necessary. If anything, the MS SQL worm from awhile back shows us that servers should be updated with regularity too.

    10. Re:Protecting Us From Joe User by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Joe User doesn't even know what Windows Update is, so never installs any patches for the operating system.

      So Joe User never notices that 1 time in 20 when he starts IE, his connection gets hijacked to the Windows Update page instead of his actual home page?

    11. Re:Protecting Us From Joe User by jimsum · · Score: 1

      This is just what Microsoft wants you to think. We can't trust users to patch their software, therefore we must make patching involuntary. Once you can no longer control when your machine is patched, whoever gets to control the patching can do anything they want to your computer.

      Never buy hardware or software that can be patched without your permission! If it can be patched, its capabilities can be changed at any time. Imagine your set-top box is suddenly "patched" so you can't change the channel during a commercial -- the day could come.

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      -- Pot is safer than Beer
    12. Re:Protecting Us From Joe User by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you occasionally get defective tires.

      The fact is, programmers make mistakes, and programs interact in unpredictable ways sometimes. It is hardly fair to force someone to subject their system to (to them) random failures as the OS changes.

      Is it risky not to patch? yup. It's also risky to patch, given a history of patches that fubar the system. If they user is able to decide which risk to take, seems fair to me.

      So far as licenses and such go, I wonder if changes that occur during automatic patching are legally valid. I doubt it.

      Now folks, can we perhaps discuss without the psycho-rantings (not a comment on the parent of this post)... A screaming genius is indistinguishable from a lunatic...

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      "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
    13. Re:Protecting Us From Joe User by Alereon · · Score: 1

      The issue is that the risks of not patching are projected onto everyone else, much like driving drunk, while the risks of random OS changes affect only one system, much like driving without a seat belt.

  38. More patching by birdman666 · · Score: 1

    Wow, now they're patching the patch system. Talk about innovation!

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    Nothing from nowhere I'm no one at all
  39. That explains a lot... by mino · · Score: 2, Funny
    SCOTT CHARNEY: Good morning. So how do you become the Chief Security Strategist of the Microsoft Corporation? Well, I was an English and History major, then I went to law school and my first job was an assistant district attorney in Bronx County, New York doing rapes and murders and robberies.

    So, uh... what's changed, exactly?

  40. Wrong target.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should target overhauling their entire OS. Obviously their security is not scaling too well, it will only take so much before it completely broke down.

  41. Re:GPL'd libraries purged of GNU virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, you didn't write it. Secondly, Tom Christiansen thought he was oh-so-fucking-CLEVAR 4 years ago, but Vidomi tried to do the same "trick" 2 years ago to steal VirtualDub and GOT BURNT. This linking trick is just as stupid as saying "delete these romz after 24 hours if you don't own the original". You know you're trying to use GPLed code without adhering to the license. So does everyone else. It'd never stand up in court.

  42. Microsoft Bob Windows Update Metaphor by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you were running MS Bob and ran Windows Update, Bob would come out with a broken leg, scabs and open wounds, bandages that seem to eat away the skin, a crutch that would constantly fold under pressure, advanced Parkinson's and Alhzimer's disease, paranoid delusions, amnnesia, a blind eye, a deaf ear, a constant gnawing hunger, a penchant for telling you what you want to hear and gossiping about you when you're out of earshot, a tendency to fall, willingness to disregard you and pretend that you wern't in the room, a constant need for space, a helpful way of stating the obvious repeatedly, lethargy, unwillingness to work with others, nagging you about how he doesn't feel 'connected', a poor work ethic, the abillity to stare at nothing while looking busy, and would most likely lock your file cabinets and give the key away to someone you don't know, all while trying to sell you something you already own.

    Good 'ol Bob.

  43. OS and apps ? by sharok · · Score: 1

    I won't add anything about patching, but I do wish to say that I am interested in one point : MS states that it will define a patch system for the OS and one for the apps.
    I will be very interested in finding out what MS defines as OS and what it defines as application in its new patch system.
    Oh, and of course, I look foreward to being very entertained by all the new patches coming out in the OS system to correct bugs implemented by patches for applications :-)

  44. It needs a patch: it IS broken by Otis_INF · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes, the patches themselves. People don't install them because they break critical production software which must not be broken.
    That critical production software NEEDS a patch, f.e. it has a security hole, or runs on top of an OS that has a security hole. THerefor it IS already broken and thus needs patching. THere is NO excuse for not patching your software, like there is also no excuse for having security holes in your software.

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    1. Re:It needs a patch: it IS broken by nmos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That critical production software NEEDS a patch, f.e. it has a security hole, or runs on top of an OS that has a security hole. THerefor it IS already broken and thus needs patching. THere is NO excuse for not patching your software, like there is also no excuse for having security holes in your software.

      That's a rather simplistic view. In practice you have to decide if the odds of being affected by the bug the patch fixes are greater than the odds of the patch screwing up the system in some unknown way. Sometimes it comes down to "the devil you know vs. the devil you don't"

    2. Re:It needs a patch: it IS broken by DreamerFi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is NO excuse for not patching your software, like there is also no excuse for having security holes in your software.

      To quote Morpheus, "welcome to the real world". What if your choice is between these two:

      1) running software with a security hole, but being able to bill your customers, and

      2) not running software because the patch breaks the application that allows you to bill your customers, thus not making any money and going out of business.

      Unfortunately, sometimes this is a real situation, and not just with microsoft software.

    3. Re:It needs a patch: it IS broken by JonToycrafter · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm up at 4AM because an MS patch totally broke a production system in our DC office. That patch was NT4 Security Rollup Patch, from eons ago (18 months?).

      The system was effectively firewalled (it was an internal file/print server), and didn't really need the patch, but since I thought I knew better it's now a heap of scrap.

      My excuse for not patching my software is that patches often break production systems. I'm going to sleep now, since I need to be up at 8AM to deal with the mess.

      So, IMO, there is PLENTY of excuse for not patching your software. If you'd like to debate the point, I invite you to first use Google Groups with the words "security rollup ntoskrnl.exe stop 0x1E".

      PS to snarky trolls - that's NOT "stop 0xA", I checked for THAT system-stopping patch problem first, so don't go telling me that there's a warning on the MSKB article, thanks anyway.

    4. Re:It needs a patch: it IS broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the broken system, your company runs a miljon dollar system, that generates money, its the prime income of cash. If it doesn run = no cash. Then the company does _not_ take it down. It might move the system behind a firewall.. but to take it down is a nono.

    5. Re:It needs a patch: it IS broken by weave · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What's more broken, an unpatched system or an unworking system? For example, there was some wailing and nashing of teeth on the windows higher ed mailing list recently because a patch broke active directory's kerberos's ability to authenticate many third-party kerberos clients. That alone can just bring an entire operation to a halt at some places.

      A lot of patches may not be needed on a production system, like a patch that prevents a malicious web site operator from inserting some rogue active x control to take over control of system. If your site's operation policy is to not use IE under threat of death on a server, then you should be safe from installing it (unless the patch secretly fixes some other unpublished hole).

    6. Re:It needs a patch: it IS broken by Clovert+Agent · · Score: 1

      Not so. If software is vulnerable but documented, you can work around it.

      Slammer is a good, if tired, example of this. You don't really need to patch the server at all (and there were customers who couldn't because the patch broke bespoke apps) - you just need to control traffic on that port.

      It's rarely necessary to patch a server RIGHTTHISMINUTE. Workarounds are your friend - they give you time to test, test, and test again before pushing the patch onto production systems.

    7. Re:It needs a patch: it IS broken by Sxooter · · Score: 1

      I've been running Linux for over four years on our servers.

      Guess how many times I've been up at 4am due to a patch that botched my system?

      Of course, you already know the answer is zero.

      If someone needs a Windows server put online, they can find some other poor slob to keep it running, I'm out of that line of work.

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    8. Re:It needs a patch: it IS broken by lildogie · · Score: 1

      > In practice you have to decide if the odds of being affected by the
      > bug the patch fixes are greater than the odds of the patch screwing
      > up the system in some unknown way.

      This is more pragmatic, but I have another option for splitting the hair:

      (A) Would you rather explain that you broke the system because you installed a security patch, or

      (B) Would you prefer to explain that the hackers who trashed/stole your data broke in because you didn't install the security patch.

      We call this the "CNN Moment" test, as in "which makes a more sensational news moment on CNN?"

    9. Re:It needs a patch: it IS broken by JonToycrafter · · Score: 1

      That would be a great answer, if we had an office large enough to justify multiple servers. Since we don't, and we have software that requires Windows that's critical to our organization's functioning, we have one server, and it's a Windows server.

      The "home" office in NYC, with its larger staff, has multiple servers. I switched one of them to Linux two years ago, and other than some atrocious Samba bugs, I've had few regrets.

    10. Re:It needs a patch: it IS broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If someone needs a Windows server put online, they can find some other poor slob to keep it running, I'm out of that line of work.

      Well, isn't that nice for you. I'm happy that you can pick and choose your employment or project assignment, and can afford to be unemployed looking for work for several months. Unfortunatelly, those living in the real world cannot do that.

    11. Re:It needs a patch: it IS broken by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a Dilbert Joke,

      PHB: What do you do if you have a flat tire?
      Wally: If I am you, I rotate my tires and keep on driving.

      Cannot patch software to fix one problem and then assume that you any problems that it creates are not going to be more direct and severe.

  45. Path, According to Webster by jabbadabbadoo · · Score: 5, Funny
    patch1 ( P )

    "A small piece of material affixed to another, larger piece to conceal, reinforce, or repair a worn area, hole, or tear. "

    - or -

    "Computer Science. A piece of code added to software in order to fix a bug, especially as a temporary correction between two releases. "

    Temporary correction... Microsoft, I'm afraid, took this literally.

    1. Re:Path, According to Webster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      A small piece of material affixed to another, larger piece to conceal, reinforce, or repair a worn area, hole, or tear. Actually it sounds like MS takes it more the literal path...

  46. Why is the patch system not a part of the OS? by pe1chl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have always wondered why each patch is distributed as a standalone executable...
    Why is there no standard program on the Windows system, that installs a patch that is distributed in a file that contains only the update?
    When I patch my Linux system, I retrieve a .RPM and it is installed using the rpm program already on the system.
    Windows even has that "MSI" stuff, then why is a Microsoft patch not distributed as a .MSI file?

    1. Re:Why is the patch system not a part of the OS? by easyfrag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe just partly because then they wouldn't need to force you to use Internet Explorer to visit Windows Update.

    2. Re:Why is the patch system not a part of the OS? by ciroknight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well this is interesting. All the MSI file is is an archive file with a header that tells the Microsoft Installing Engine how to install this file. It's the equivalent of an RPM really, but only with a slightly more intutitive installing system.

      And even with the MSI installing engine, would you really trust Microsoft integrating the engine into the operating system? Think about it, every time you connect to the internet it would look for patches, and automatically install them, breaking everything (including your face), while "patching" the operating system. And what if Microsoft turned even MORE evil and decided to install DRM software or spyware software without you even knowing? Or worse, sold out to Bonzi Buddy, and everyone got a furry little desktop companion... Truthfully there are things that need to be integrated into the operating system more than the current patching system, like antivirus software.

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    3. Re:Why is the patch system not a part of the OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The executables are simply wrappers for an MSI. They check that you have MSI installed, before running the MSI file itself.

    4. Re:Why is the patch system not a part of the OS? by julesh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Windows even has that "MSI" stuff, then why is a Microsoft patch not distributed as a .MSI file?

      Because the software needed to support MSI isn't installed as part of the base OS package, so they can't be sure it would work.

    5. Re:Why is the patch system not a part of the OS? by bmajik · · Score: 1

      Good question.

      First off, Windows isn't distributed as MSIs. So you cant (really) use MSI to patch windows. Windows uses another packaging/patching format called OCM.

      MSI, for what its worth, was never really designed to do patches. It's a total hack. MSI has a mini database that works similalry to SQL but isn't (don't ask) that keeps track of objects in a few different tables. for instnace, you've got products, features, files, etc. A product has several features, and features use files. Multiple features/products can share files. Files can be versioned or unversioned.

      Note that there isn't an intrinsic patch primitive in MSI. To "patch" an MSI, you update the feature/file defs in the MSI database. Then the MSI engine sees that the file system is out of sync with the database, and asks you to reinstall the feature. You supply a data source that has the files of the proper versioned in the new MSI database, and then the feature is "repaired", i.e. the filesystem is made to match the feature database.

      MSI was designed to allow for repairing software that got broken or had files deleted, by knowing what was supposed to be on the disk and what is on the disk, and where there is feature overlap. Patching works by updating the data items in a table and then forcing a re-install.

      If this all sounds ridiculous, it sort of is. When VS7 shipped the MSI was authored such that most of VS7 was a giant "feature". Based on what I've told you, you can see that to patch VS7 you'd need to "reinstall" it, which takes on the order of hours, not seconds. Initial attempts at patching VS7 were terrible. Therefore we created fake features that had file overlap with what vs7 files we wanted to patch and did a reinstall on those features only. I think we also do some work to clean up the feature definition in the MSI database itself for the VS7 feature(s) so that everything stays consistent.

      Office has its own installer/patching system. Windows has its own installer/patch system. SQL doesn't really have a patch system to speak of.

      You're right, its all very stupid and we're trying to fix it. Customers shouldn't have to put up with this crap. Thats why we're working on better patching systems.

      Incidentally, i think the primary reason that OS and App patching are separate is that the OS packaging/patch system sort of works in a bootstrap environment, i.e. the full functionality you need to do good app patching isn't available at OS install time.

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    6. Re:Why is the patch system not a part of the OS? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      Interesting reply.

      >Incidentally, i think the primary reason that OS and App patching are separate is that the OS packaging/patch system sort of works in a bootstrap environment, i.e. the full functionality you need to do good app patching isn't available at OS install time.

      Maybe you should look at Linux. All the modern Linux distributions install the OS from a running copy of the OS. There is no "install time environment" that is in any way different from the normal running OS.
      Usually the install CD boots a standard kernel, loads a file into a ramdisk, mounts that ramdisk as root, and starts the system. The files on the ramdisk include a startup script that mounts the existing disks (in case it is an upgrade) and uses the standard app install tools to install everything required to run the system.

      I have always wondered why MS does not do it this way, at least not in the products I have hands-on experience with (up to Windows 2000).
      Stupid limitations like 8.3 filenames still affect the installation of that system. And it takes ages while disks are being formatted in FAT then converted to NTFS, files are being copied and being copied and being copied and... ad infinitum, it sometimes seems. When the whole installation is finished the disk is a big mess and in dire need of defragmentation.

      In Windows XP things seem to be more streamlined, at least it installs faster so probably less unnecessary steps are taken.

      Interestingly, products like the Dell Server Assistent CD, which installs an OS of choice on a Dell Server, uses the same method. It boots NT into a ramdisk, and uses that NT environment to put the OS installation files on the disk. Of course it then still goes through the normal installer, but this product shows that it is no problem to boot Windows from a CD into ramdisk and run it. No need for a "bootstrap environment" with limited functionality.

    7. Re:Why is the patch system not a part of the OS? by flynt · · Score: 1

      An MSI is not simply an archive file, it is a relational database. And the engine (msiexec.exe) is already built "into" the OS. It runs as a service and watches for requests.

    8. Re:Why is the patch system not a part of the OS? by bmajik · · Score: 1

      re: looking at linux - i (and many others) have :) i stopped running linux pretty early on, back when rpm still sucked completely. package managmeent back then was

      tar xfvz slackware_package.tgz

      i understand its much better now, and perhaps i'll give it another shot. solaris has a pretty livable package system, but the patch system is kind of ridiculous. even so, i'd say solaris has the upper hand compared to MS currently as far as ease of patch maintnance.

      as to why we dont support a zero-footprint install, im not sure. There is some work in this area, and there's something called WinPE which is fantastic for install automation.. but i'd still say that many commercial unixes have us beat in install flexibility, openBSD probably being my favorite..

      To compare RPM with MSI, consider the following:
      1) can i determine which file(s) are used by which packages ?
      2) can i verify that there are no incorrectly versioned files on my disk ?
      3) can i apply packages/patches in a transacted nature ?
      4) can i have per system and per-user package databases ?
      5) can administrators of the directory service sign packages such that users with non-admin rights can install them in admin-rights-controlled places ? (i.e. my IT guy says its ok for me to have Office, so i get to install office even though im not an admin on the machine)

      these are all things that MSI supports. im not saying they are difficult requirements to satisfy, and im also not saying that any of these reasons are why windows doesn't use MSI. For some technical reason, they just dont (im not an MSI or an OCM expert by any means)

      I have a pretty strong linux, solaris, and irix background, and there are things i like and dislike about those operating systems installers and patch systems. Fwiw, i am not at all involved in installing or patching any microsoft product, so its irrelevant what experience i have with other platforms in terms of making MS stuff better. But, there are other people like me that know what "the competition" is doing, and feedback about our patching systems especially has made it high enough that you're seeing announcements like this one, which basically say "yeah, we could do better, and we plan on it"

      That said, OS installation is something else that is being worked on for future windows products. Sometime leading up to the release of some future OS there will probably be some announcement about how it installs "better" :)

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    9. Re:Why is the patch system not a part of the OS? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      > re: looking at linux - i (and many others) have :) i stopped running linux pretty early on, back when rpm still sucked completely. package managmeent back then was

      >tar xfvz slackware_package.tgz

      Well, *a lot* has changed since then.
      Now you do "rpm -U package.rpm" at that level, and the rpm program will tell you if that would break your system or the program because the newly installed program would conflict with another installed program (e.g. you install qmail AND sendmail), or the new program needs another package that you have not installed yet.

      Furthermore, user interfaces have been developed for this, where you select a package by browsing your CD or the Internet, tag it for installation or update, and the program will handle the above conditions automatically or with limited user interaction (like "would you like to remove the conflicting package or abandon the new installation")

      This really works well. And there is no collection of OS updates in all the .RPM files, like there is in many Microsoft application packages (and even in third-party application packages). Thus there is less risk of a "DLL Hell".

      W.r.t. the RPM-MSI comparison, there is a lot that RPM stores and checks, and you can query that information. You can also repair files and packages. It even tries to deal with updates to packages that you have modified yourself (configuration changes).
      But it has no permission-magic. I.e. all installations are to be done as root.
      The abovementioned user interfaces normally allow you to start the installer application as any user, then enter the administrator password.
      I have not done any study of the network installation/update environment that is now offered by some distributions. I guess that there is some way for an administrator to roll out packages to workstations where only users log on, e.g. by a daemon run on those workstations.

    10. Re:Why is the patch system not a part of the OS? by Pahalial · · Score: 1

      Simple. MSIs can be uninstalled with the Add/Remove programs options. Microsoft clearly doesn't want you to remove their patches, as shown by the fact that newer ones such as DirectX 9.0a cannot be uninstalled. Why? Who knows?

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  47. Dear Mr. Charney - (or transcriptor) by teemu.s · · Score: 1

    - the guy who wrote cuckoos egg isnt Cliff Stowe or Cliff Stole - acctually his name is Stoll .. and btw - we wont trust your employer ..

  48. Here's how the _real_ interview went. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    [Apparently MS's FUD group managed to 'clean up' the transcript before it got out. Here's how part of the _real_ interview went.]

    "And we'll not be stopping there. Their second biggest concern after patch management was patch suitability and correctness. And that's when I realized that the patches themselves were broken!

    We had this engineering group making patches for this and that public relations group announcing patches for that vulnerability and management saying 'why don't you patch the hardware so the bandwidth will be smaller.' And what ended up happening is that no one was actually checking to see if the patches fixed anything." (Nervous Laughter)

    So one of the next things I will be doing is to create a Patch Verification working group. Get all the people together to agree on a common nomenclature. What's a "bug" anyway? And how does it differ from a "feature?" No seriously. Can anyone define those terms for us?

    Anyway, another thing that seems to bother our hostages. I mean customers. Yes, customers. That's it. It seems to bother our ... customers ... when our patches break working programs. A Patch Testing working group is being formed and is anticipated to be in place for Windows Server 2003's release in late 2004.

    We are furthermore developing 'New Technologies' within Microsoft including one we're calling 'debugging,' that I'm very excited about. We think it'll vastly improve the quality of our "MacOS Jagger OS" 'Longhorn' release in 2010. From there we'll be setting our sights on matching Linus Redtop 7's innovation and code quality. [I'm pretty sure he means "Jaguar" and "Redhat 7" -ed]

    By then of course, our "Trustworthy Computing" initiative will be in place. Microsoft Big Brother (TM) will impliment Software Update Services to push 'Code we Trust' on enterprises so we can prosecute those who try to back out patches from any of our 25 installer applications, 13 hotfix downloaders or 7 service pack updaters."

    [At this point some Microsoft Thugs (TM) confiscated my recorder, though I managed to switch out the tape first -ed]

  49. So this is a .. by floydman · · Score: 1
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  50. It's not enough. by cyt0plas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While a patch system overhaul is long overdue given the number of affected legacy systems, Microsoft should see this as an oppurtunity to save themselves some serious money (and, as a side effect, do some actual good). If they can learn from this experience, and use this as a learning experience on the importance of writing good code, this could be a great oppurtunity for them.

    Instead of having the large full time support staff they do, as well as the crews of people scanning the web for new exploits, how much time, effort, and money could they save by hiring a couple of full time people to check _all_ buffers on all code after it's been committed to sourcesafe? Also, it would reduce data loss due to crashes and other problems. Wow, Microsoft increasing their bottom line in a way that actually helps consumers. What a thought.

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  51. Re:what's better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tough one. I'd go for the CoyboyKneel option.

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    Coying.
    1. To allure; to entice; to decoy. Obs.
    2. To caress with the hand; to stroke.

    Boy Boy, n.
    In various countries, a male servant, laborer, or slave of a native or inferior race; also, any man of such a race.

    Kneel Kneel v. i. imp. & p. p. Kneltor Kneeled (?); p.
    pr. & vb. n. Kneeling. OE. knelen, cneolien; akin to D.
    knielen, Dan. knaele. See Knee.
    To bend the knee; to fall or rest on the knees; -- sometimes
    with down.

  52. # of patches = # of bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good luck bringin this down to 2.

  53. Re:While it's laudable that they're at least tryin by Zemran · · Score: 0, Troll

    at least trying..

    very trying...

    I think they should put the effort into finishing the development before they release the product instead so that the patches were less relevant.

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  54. It was a bad idea then by pixelgeek · · Score: 1

    Reading some of the concerns posted here about MS automatically downloading patches to your machine reminded me of the Windows Update feature added to Win9X and its automated feature.

    It seemed like a horribly bad idea then and it seems like an even worse one now if only because MS still, in the intervening years, hasn't managed to figure out how to write secure software.

    Or even good software but thats another issue.

    And one also wonders how you are going to apply patches to the new patching system?

    Qui custodiet ipsos custodes?

  55. Screw windowsupdate by SkewlD00d · · Score: 3, Interesting

    well, critical updates are *mostly* distributed by the ever-popular windowsupdate service. I recently created a slip-streamed, unattended CD-R for XP Pro that has SP1a && corp activation (via corp $erial) && m$ft jvm && every critical update & patch. And, if you want, you can download WinINSTALLER to create .MSI files from any/all your programs and automagikally install those too. It's basically what the dell "repair" disks. See this, this, this, this, and this

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    1. Re:Screw windowsupdate by SkewlD00d · · Score: 1

      Oops! I forgot to mention that those m$ft retards wont let you get some of their patches unless u call tech suppt. How fucking lame! If I want to break my system w/ an very BETA un-regression-tested blah blah hotfix, that's my mother-fuckin' right! In fact, I had to scour google for some patch (I cant remember, there's 19481094+ patches). Oh, btw, I used wininstaller + unattended batchfile to basically roll-my own "unofficial pre-SP2" compresses MSI. It's like 40MB + u need sp1a. Or, u can start from nothing and make your own full --> pre-sp2. //#define INSTALL_WINDOWS 1
      #define INSTALL_GENTOO_LINUX 1

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    2. Re:Screw windowsupdate by SkewlD00d · · Score: 2, Informative

      Forgot to mention.... MUY IMPORTANTE!!! run URLscan if u have IIS installed!!! And for god's sake, if u run a server, install & USE M$FT lockdown tool and their security audit tool. might be a good idea to install a proxying firewall and get a *real* sec audit tool.

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    3. Re:Screw windowsupdate by KU_Fletch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While I don't share your penchant for replacing an S with a $, I do agree that the Windows Update Feature is horrid and I'm glad (in some sick way that will soon turn to disappointment) that MS is finally trying to fix it. The thing never works and so called "critical updates" seem to do little other than break my system or prevent me from upgrading software I actually DO consider critical. Right now, I can't upgrade to IR 6 SP1 because it claims I'm already in the process of upgrading yet detects in the first place that I haven't upgraded. I dream of the day I might be able to click the "update" button and have my computer work without 4 hours+ of backwards engineering to fix all the things it breaks. Sadly, I'm affraid MS will be charging me a few hundred for a version of Windows that actually works like that.

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    4. Re:Screw windowsupdate by SkewlD00d · · Score: 1

      Oh, man... i feel for ya.... i suggest using the "repair" feature or manually uninstalling IE. It's called dont buy microsoft anymore, until they fix their shit, winex == free. =) Btw, my guess is that probably 9 out of 10 copies of Winbloze in are pir8d. Not that that makes a moral equivocation, but I wonder what would happen if windows actually worked; would more people would actually pay money for it? Or are people generally going to try to get something for nothing regardless? (My guess is the later of the two.)

      "Investing in the Win32 platform is a foolish bet." -- some old, wise-ass once said

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    5. Re:Screw windowsupdate by prandal · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are a few fundamental problems with Windows update and Microsoft's security patches. NTBugtraq's Russ Cooper recently had this to say about it.

      Secondly, Microsoft has the very very bad habit of releasing the "fixed" version of a bad patch under the same filename. Guess what, if you installed the "bad" patch, WindowsUpdate won't tell you there's a revised patch out. Because it is dumb dumb dumb and only checks registry keys and not file dates and versions. So windowsupdate leads one into a very FALSE sense of security.

      Phil

  56. it's the # of bugs stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's not the # of patches. it's the number of bugs that make Microsoft products unsafe and unusable.
    The EULA gives me the right to define what usable means.

  57. Who's screwing who? by tagevm · · Score: 1, Insightful

    if you'd allowed the pirates to receive patches instead of trying to screw them with an insecure version of the OS

    Good one, you steal their software, and then accuse them of screwing you? ;-)

  58. It'd be nice to have choices by Wee · · Score: 0
    If MS wants to improve their patch process, they need to do a few things

    I'd rather deal with software that is open, so you can instantly, and in great detail if need be, tell if something breaks what you need. I'd also rather deal with updating individual software packages rather than everything at once, like you say (the OS is a "software package"; the apps it runs are not). Using emerge, apt, and even RPM lets the admin figure out what needs to be installed. If the printing subsystem has an issue, that's a patch. If one of the file managers has problems, that's another. If the built-in firewalling needs updating, then you have yet another patch. They're all separate.

    You just never know whjat ll you will get with a "service pack" even though MS tells you what's in it.

    But I'm preaching to the pope...

    -b

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  59. On a daily basis, what's the problem...? by fluch · · Score: 1

    I update/patch my system daily, usually nothing serious is happening (and if, then there is nobody to blame but me because I use the developer version of my OS). So why can't M$ come up with a update/patch system which works as reliable as apt-get?

  60. Warez pirates do this all the time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is this patch tool which rolls software de-protector utilities into the ISO which becomes part of the install.

    FYI

  61. GNU/GPL is dangerous by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 2, Funny
    I agree.

    I was once infatuated with the "free software" and GPL, but the more time I spent with that crowd, the more I became to realize that their underlying philosophy was fundamentally anti-corporate, socialist and had typical characteristics of a cult.

    It's either their way, all the way, or the high way. Rational discussion is made impossible by hysterical groupthink resembling that of a communist totalitarian state, egocentric reasoning ("closed software is eeevil because it doesn't let us steal the code!"), fondness to the Appeal to Authority logic ("closed software is eeevil because RMS said so!") and cults of personality of Linus, RMS and ESR.

    As far as I can see, this attitude stems fundamentally from your run-of-the-mill blue-collar envy of those who are financially successful and who have actually had the courage to risk their reputation and fortune in business.

    1. Re:GNU/GPL is dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :: applauds ::
      Couldn't have said it better.

  62. OS and Applications? by JonoPlop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hmm, they're separating out patches for the OS and its applications? Interesting, considering their recent move to make the latest version of IE the last 'standalone' one... How will they differentiate OS and applications if they keep doing this? (Real question, not sarcastic/rhetorical)

  63. Microsoft wishes it was this easy! by macgyvr64 · · Score: 1
  64. They should learn how to ... by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1
    emerge --update world

    one line, fixes the lot, every time a coconut.

    No fuss, no bother, just do it regularly.

    1. Re:They should learn how to ... by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      You forgot to run:

      emerge --rsync

      first, and:

      etc-update

      after.

  65. Re:GPL'd libraries purged of GNU virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    should somehow cause a license to jump across the link-gap and infect your application code is BULLSHIT.

    I'm glad to see that some people at least realize the problem with GPL.

    GPL advocates like to boast how free software is about freedom. But what kind of freedom is that when you effectively cannot use the code freely or even be sure that the license you yourself chose is valid anymore?

    The infectious nature of GPL is designed to force people into a certain way of thinking. "You don't like our license? Well, too bad. See/touch/smell GPLd code and your code is going to be GPLd as well! Why? Because we are RIGHT and you are WRONG! We are GOOD and you are EVIL!"

    So go fuck your GNUs and stuff your "free" code where the sun doesn't shine. We'll use truly free licenses such as public domain or BSD license if we want to release our code for the common good.

  66. Patches via win-apt-get by Debian+Troll's+Best · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Fellow Debian Users and Linux Enthusiasts,

    From reading this story closely, it appears that Microsoft has once again run into a problem which the open source community has successfully solved: how to effectively deliver patches and security updates to a wide audience across the internet. Existing mechanisms for distributing updated software for Microsoft's operating systems and applications are currently only semi-effective and are in urgent need of overhaul. They certainly do not represent a best-of-breed, enterprise-level approach.

    At this point, I would like to put forward a suggestion to both the readers of Slashdot, and to the management of Microsoft which may address the aforementioned shortcomings: win-apt-get. As Debian users across the planet know only too well, apt-get is a robust, convenient, scalable and enterprise-ready solution for managing not only Debian packages, but also the rapid dissemination of updates and patches when they become available. Apt-get is in fact listed as the number one reason for choosing the Debian GNU/Linux distribution above other competing distributions by respondents in a recent LinuxWorld survey. Given such tremendous community support and technical advantages, why is it not worth considering a version of apt-get tailored specifically for Windows...a win-apt-get, if you will.

    Please...I hear you reaching for your 'Troll' and 'Offtopic' moderator buttons. Certainly many high-ranking Debian luminaries exhibited similar responses when I approached them with this idea at this year's Open Source Expo. However upon listening to my plans, they were all convinced. Bruce Perens was particularly enthused, as I had offered to buy him lunch at the cafeteria if he listed to my pitch, an offer which he accepted vigorously, let me tell you!

    But enough ancedotes of rubbing shoulders with the 'Debian doyens'. What I need are volunteers to help with the porting of apt-get to the Windows platform. This is in fact part of a much larger initiative, which unfortunately has been met with much hostility by the overwhelming Gentoo community on Slashdot. This initiative is the production of a new version of Debian, one which uses a new underlying operating system: Debian GNU/Windows XP.

    Let it sink in. I will be back shortly to tell you more. I'm excited!

    Best regards,
    Debian Troll

  67. Chalk one up to Russ... by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
    This lovely bit of PR guff sounds awfully like a response to Russ Cooper's rant on NTBugtraq last month.

    It's nice to know that Microsoft are listening, but until they stop releasing patches that break their end-users applications and even their own OS, noone will trust them.

    I run a couple of production servers on NT4, and am exceedingly wary about patching unless I have a snapshot on our SAN for quick DR.

    The last time Microsoft broke my server, I only had a tape backup, and was very embarrassed to have to admit to 3 hours downtime.

    --
    oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
  68. Hey Micro$haft: Try This Hypothesis! by SkewlD00d · · Score: 2, Informative

    Stipulative Definitions:
    "Bug" - a serious flaw or unforseen condition that results in unexpected or unintended consequences or actions.

    "Exploit" - a creative use of a "bug" to utilize a program for uses not intended by it's user and/or developer.

    Premises:
    (1) If we assume that every networkable and sizable program contains is not perfect; meaning, it contains one or more bugs.
    (2) That bugs are the basis most exploits.

    Conclusion:
    Every networkable, sizable program is likely to contain one or more bugs, resulting in an possible exploit.

    The sad truth is that OSes that use unsentry'ed stacks for method invocation are inherently susceptible to stack overflow xploits. Btw, everyone STOP USING strcmp() && gets() in your programs!!!!!!! use strncmp() && fgets() damnit !!!!! Buffers (fixed & malloc()ed) must NEVER be exceedable from command-line or other user actions!!! In fact, there should be no way to exceed a buffer, though u ALWAYS have the first byte available AFTER the end of an array as a safe place. Write defensive code!!! Code as you would drive in Oakland, CA. assert() never hurt anyone (just never put any code w/ side-effects inside asserts()). I've ran sec audits on so much source, there's always some little util around somewhere that checks argv's with these suckers. Instant buffer-overflow exploit, no water neccessary! There are modified linux kernels that check the stack pointers and the integrity of stack w/ so-called "canaries" random, magic bytes on either size of the stack frame to check for stack overflows. For buffer overflows, it's a little harder, since u need something checks array indicies and malloc(). Even then, there are some exploits that write to valid portions of a user-space app to gain some privileges. My solution: use a language w/ tons of security already in it -- Java. ;) No stack or buffer-overflows there... and u can SetSecurityManager's all over the place, and java applets are sandbox'ed anyhow (except microsoft's JVM is an insecure PoS.) I'm wondering if a POSIX && a Secure UNIX && a Trusted OS would be any better. I hear they use the "root-isnt-root" trick, everything is encryptable (mem, process name even), and memory has ACLs everywhere.

    "You can take that to the bank!" -- I dont know.

    --
    The biggest trick the devil pulled was letting lawyers become politicians so they can write the laws.
  69. Guess what? by WetCat · · Score: 2, Funny
    having this statistics:
    'Ninety-five percent of attacks happen after a patch for a known software vulnerability has been issued.
    , they better issue NO patches all!
    And they will be able to reduce the number of attacks to 5% from the current level!
  70. Patches won't fix the problem by serutan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Funny, I always thought the key to software security was to write good code in the first place. Automating a patch system to improve software security is like building automatic bandaid dispensers into children's clothing to make playgrounds safer. It's an extension of security-through-obscurity, at the expense of user freedom.

    The majority of hack attacks happen immediately after a patch is announced, implying that announcing the patch announces the vulnerability. So MS is saying the problem isn't the vulnerabilities themselves, it's that hackers respond more quickly to the announcements than ordinary users do. Microsoft's solution is to speed up the response. So what if the users have to give up control of their computers? They're going to have to turn over the keys anyway when Palladium gets shoved down their throats, right?

    Casting users as the weak link is ultimately a lame defense for the fix-it-later commercial software development philosophy. Rushing software out the door because the marketing dept has promised it to retailers who want to sell it before Xmas is not the only possible way to do development.

    The free software world may not be perfect but it doesn't suffer from that particular disadvantage. One way to make your system more secure might be to run code that was released when the developers decided it was actually ready.

    1. Re:Patches won't fix the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If linux ever, I repeat ever becomes mainstream on the desktop like windows there will be a rude awakening for the community.

      I can guarantee people will find many root exploits (sure they will fixed quick like Windows) but they will be available. The only reason Linux seems more secure is because of the lack of users running the OS and it's not "cool" to try and crash it...yet. If you think any differently you're completely delusional.

    2. Re:Patches won't fix the problem by sheldon · · Score: 1

      "The free software world may not be perfect but it doesn't suffer from that particular disadvantage."

      What I find most impressive about your ignorant rant, is you go off claiming the Microsoft world suffers from numerous contradictory issues. That's great, that's what opinions are for.

      You then make the assertion that free software does not suffer from these issues, but you formulate no argument to support why.

      It appears as though you want to believe something, and you're just randomly throwing out ideas you think might support this belief.

    3. Re:Patches won't fix the problem by Chester+K · · Score: 1

      The majority of hack attacks happen immediately after a patch is announced,

      Sorry, but history proves you quite wrong on this point.

      --

      NO CARRIER
  71. Are you sure? by Drakonite · · Score: 1
    Ninety-five percent of attacks happen after a patch for a known software vulnerability has been issued'

    ..or is it that Ninety-five percent of known attacks happen after they've decided to let everyone know about the "known" software vulnerability so they have a vulnerability to attribute the attacks to?

    Perhaps the 5% before hand is more like 30% but only 1/6th of that 30% are able to figure out what the vulnerability was due to?

    --
    Shoot Pixels, Not People!
  72. patches could be encrypted and then the small key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    could be released at a special time. all the clients could be notified of the release time before hand and if you miss out its your problem.

  73. April Fool??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does he bring up and emphasize April Fool's Day?

    Is he trying to imply that every day that you have to apply a Microsoft patch is pretty much like April Fool's Day?!?!?

    There are definitely a few screws loose at Microsoft!!!

    I take this as proof that even $50 billion can't cure Asperger's!

  74. More Microsoft Strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is simply another example of Microsoft's ongoing strategy to sell products:
    1. Release lots of marketing hoopla about initiatives to improve security, each of which is followed by an embarassing new security breach.
    2. Spread FUD about other products that are gaining ground against their products because of an established record of security they just can't seem to produce (see 1 above).
    3. Rush patch after patch after patch out the door without proper testing, creating more problems than they fix.
    4. Blame the user for each new embarassing security breach.
    5. Do anything EXCEPT address the underlying design and implementation philosophies that created all of this mess in the first place!

    I no longer patch my Windows systems. I don't have to. I have to run Windows for some of the software that is only available on Windows, but I don't have to expose them to the 'net. My Windows systems hide behind a firewall. Outlook and IIS are banned from my systems. I don't send out Word or Excel files and any that come in are screened and cleaned before I open them.

    My Windows systems are sealed in jails with only tight little windows (every pun intended) through which to look out at the Wide Wide World (get it?). Attempts to communicate with the family in Redmond are blocked; contraband coming in from the outside world are routinely scanned for and removed.

    And who is the jailer? Right now, Linux. Linux runs on the firewall. My server is Linux. Mail is routed and cleaned though Linux software incoming and outgoing.

    Get a clue, Microsoft. This is the way of the future. This is my Microsoft strategy. Increasingly, it is also the strategy of people I consult for: if not now, soon after the next virus attack or server hack. Microsoft software simply cannot be trusted to work in the Wide Wide World.

    1. Re:More Microsoft Strategy by boligmic · · Score: 0

      must be nice to work for a non-profit company so you can impliment your will like that. real companies that do real business can't throw a temper tantrum to get a perfect network installed. your smugness is refreshing though, i guess your parents are pround you live in there basement

    2. Re:More Microsoft Strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, do you have the wrong number!
      1. Although it feels like it some times, it is NOT non-profit: the network is my own for my own home business. As a matter of fact, the prime reason for doing these things was to spend more time working and less time patching.
      2. The only temper tantrum I ever threw was when I found advertisement on my NT server desktop because MS left the ports for their fscking network messaging protocol open to the Internet.
      3. glad you agree with me that the network is "perfect". Note that the original post said "currently, Linux" - that's subject to change if/when I find something better.
      4. I am 50, haven't lived with my parents for many years now. When are you moving out?

  75. EULA's by protoshoggoth · · Score: 3, Informative

    If Microsoft is serious about wanting people to install their patches, they should institute a policy against making 'retroactive' changes to product EULAs in the patches. If they want me to patch this stuff on a weekly basis, having to parse through a few pages of EULA-ese in order to do so is a substantial 'barrier to entry'.

    1. Re:EULA's by sdibb · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's okay... I never bother reading them anyway.

  76. Re:While it's laudable that they're at least tryin by Matrix272 · · Score: 1

    This is just naive. Can you name any software released in the past 5 years that hasn't required any patches at all?

    --
    "It's better to have a gun and not need it than need a gun and not have it." ~ Christian Slater, True Romance
  77. No patches for pirated copies.. by SteveX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's something to think about. Microsoft's patch system authenticates you before it will give you patches (not you specifically, but the Activation Code you're using, I believe).. with the last service pack they made a whole lot of pirated corporate editions not able to use Windows Update.

    This doesn't mean all the pirates are going to say "gee, guess I'll go legit and buy a copy", it more likely means they'll stay unpatched.

    It would be interesting to know how many systems that are participating in DDoS attacks are not patched because they can't patch because they're illegal copies of Windows...

    (Yes, patches are available in other ways than Windows Update, but Microsoft is doing all their work to make Windows Update easy - maybe what we need is a "rogue Windows Update" for the pirates :)

    - Steve

    1. Re:No patches for pirated copies.. by sdibb · · Score: 1

      I thought even a pirated copy can get all the patches except the new SP1? - another Steve

    2. Re:No patches for pirated copies.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was SP1 and all subsequently released patches.

  78. I'm not a MS fan but by leifm · · Score: 1

    I have not had during my time using Windows a security exploit personally affect me, nor have I had any real stability issues(save 95 and Me, which BSD'd a lot). What irritates me the most about Windows is the weak CLI, and the way 2000 and XP to a greater degree decide what is good for you, and don't let you override that decision. Windows System File Protection for example, I have not found a way to disable it(even the reg hacks I found will not work). I have had XP refuse to install a different driver for a device because it feels the one that is installed is the best option. And my most recent bitch is that XP seems to decide to find the weakest 802.11b signal and connect to that, despite what I have in my preferred networks list.

    Having the OS make decisions for me isn't always bad, but I want the option to override that decision.

    --

    "Windows Me offers tremendous reliability and stability improvements..." -- Paul Thurott
  79. Re:www.Linuxcad.com by Xytras · · Score: 1

    You want to see his ass in the slammer? your there as well? ;)

  80. Sounds like shitty eBay. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

    Change your number and forget to tell eBay! How dare you.

    At least in theory you should own the domain name for the length of your fee.

  81. Not at all by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

    I never said I didn't trust anything... I meant, if you don't initially trust the patches a company makes (for whatever reason), will you trust the unsolicited and unverified comments on a system *run* by the selfsame company?

    I trust the comments on Slashdot, slightly, because it isn't outright owned by Microsoft.

    I trust the comments on Ars Technica more, because it isn't run by Microsoft and because the people on there have proven themselves technically adept over the course of multiple years.

    But if there was a site actually run by Microsoft, I am at least going to be skeptical of astroturfing, censorship, and bad moderation; to be perfectly fair, I also have to be skeptical of anti-Microsoft folk who might try to skew the data the other way, too.

  82. Heh by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

    I've got nothing to bitch about, really, I haven't used Microsoft in two years now.

    Are you trying to tell me that Microsoft, in the past two years, has become a more reliable, trustworthy, and capable software provider?

    1. Re:Heh by Hypocritical+Guy · · Score: 1

      I've got nothing to bitch about, really, I haven't used Microsoft in two years now.
      Are you trying to tell me that Microsoft, in the past two years, has become a more reliable, trustworthy, and capable software provider?


      Microsoft *has* become a more reliable, trustworthy, and capable software provider. Honestly, if you haven't used a Microsoft product in two years, you really should give Windows 2000 SP3 a try, or even Windows XP Professional. I have yet to use Win2k3 Server, but I've heard nothing but good things. Most Microsoft haters are those who had experience with Windows 98 and the versions before that. The Microsoft of today represents what software is truly meant to be. They have learned from their mistakes of the past, and have produced many high quality products.

      --
      If you liked licking my balls, add me to your foes list!
    2. Re:Heh by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      Um, well, I've never used Windows 9x, only NT and 2k; my dad is running a copy of 2k SP3 that I keep maintained for him. I follow the news regarding the Outlook/IE/IIS trojans/viruses/worms, and have him using web-based hotmail, Mozilla, and keep his system patched for him.

      2k is a fine OS, but I haven't seen anything in the past 2 years (2000 was released in 2000, and it is 2003 already) that have made me decided to trust them...

    3. Re:Heh by rifter · · Score: 1

      Too little too late IMHO. Besides, who wants to pay thousands of dollars just to give a monopoly another chance?

      Further, their latest initiatives (trying to make windows-only pcs, DRM, infinite activation requirements which lock you down hardware and software wise, retroactive licensing changes, terroristic threats if you buy some software from them but not enough to suit them, etc, etc...) only lead me to believe that they are getting worse, not better.

      After all these years they *still* don't test patches. I mean it's understandable if a patch breaks one out of the 5million windows programs under oddball configurations, but when it breaks one of ten major programs that are guaranteed to be installed on someone's computer, or when it breaks windows itself, as this latest one did, it's unforgivable. Not only did it happen once or twice, but it happened with regularity! One of the worst was the apparently difficult-to-install patch for SQL Slammer that broke many things and was not fixed until right before it hit months later.

      They still have not shown that they are willing to change the basic design philosophies/flaws that led to most of this trouble in the first place. Bad code is bad code. It happens to everyone. But when your design is fundamentally flawed and you refuse to acknowlege it all the patches in the world will never save you.

    4. Re:Heh by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Microsoft *has* become a more reliable, trustworthy, and capable software provider.
      That's like saying that the Albanian economy is growing, Bill gates is dressing better, or that the French are becoming braver.
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  83. Make Windows Update Offline & Patch consolidat by swb · · Score: 1

    The thing that drives me nuts about most Windows patching isn't that its hard, but that most of the time the patching process relies too much on computers that are online to a fairly high speed connection and involves too many individual patch files.

    I updated a Win2K machine from SP2 (fsck'n help desk too lazy/braindead to upgrade the image) yesterday and it took nearly 200MB of patches to get it updated and three reboots to get it to a current state.

    What'd I'd like to see is:

    1) Post-service pack patches consolidated into a single patch executable, available for download and offline installation.

    2) A tool that would allow someone to build their own current SP file from both past Service Packs and available individual patches.; essentially a patch linker that downloads the patch files and merges them together into a single executable. This will allow a machine running at any patch state to be updated to current in a single step.

    #1 would be useful for most people, and #2 would be useful to people who want to eliminate specific patches for stability/manageability concerns.

  84. I'm not a fan of automated updates ... by tsurikomi · · Score: 1

    ... I accepted 2 automated updates from MS last saturday ... didn't pay much attention and did an automatic reboot ... the system wouldn't come up ... the OS was missing ... after 2 calls to MS, they said we have to do a clean install.

  85. Just reload it! by hendridm · · Score: 1

    > That thing took 5 hours to remove and still i see side effects of it

    And it would have taken you 2-3 hours to reinstall your computer and configure all your apps, right? And it would have been working perfectly when you are done? I can't imagine a technically literate Windows user not just reload Windows when things like this happen. It would probably save time and you'll have a fresh install when you're done.

    I usually reload my Windows machine about once a month, and I don't have any performance problems. Granted, I shouldn't have to do this, but it's a lot easier to reload Windows and throw in my "reload CD" (which contains my unique drivers, favorite misc apps, and some important patches and codecs) and be done with it. The process usually takes 2 hours to get it exactly how I like it, which is a small price to pay for a machine running lean (especially with the stuff I throw at my machines).

    And if that isn't simple enough for you, ever hear of Ghost?

  86. Microsoft's real goal by bedammit · · Score: 1

    This is yet another way to get .NET on the Windows machines. -BeDammit BeOS is dead quite yet.

  87. Windows Update killed my laptop by barcodez · · Score: 1

    Just did a windows update and it's intalled the wrong eth drivers and so I now have no network connectivity on it and have to locate manually working drivers. Luck I have another PC on which to locate the drivers.

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  88. WTF? by ravinfinite · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, if you're so much smarter than Mr. Gates, why haven't you started your own billion dollar company?

    Sounds like to me you're a person who defines "intelligence" solely financially. I guess Einstein wasn't intelligent either by your definition, since I don't remember him being a billionaire. Nor Stephen Hawking. Nor Carl Sagan. Nor ..... [ad infinitum].

    Don't give me crap about how I feel jealous over one man's incredible success, because I certainly don't. 99.9% of the time, when someone criticizes Bill Gates, the first thing that sparks into the person's brain is "you're just jealous" without even trying to think about what the other person is trying to say. The Bill Gates of today is NOT the same Bill Gates that used to be an avid hacker and created traffic-control software at the age of 14. The Bill Gates of today is NOT the same Bill Gates that scored a perfect 800 in his math ASA. The Bill Gates of today IS nothing more than a monopolistic dictator. He is a person that sells overpriced, crappy software that gets half the job done that it's designed to. He is also a person that exploits 3rd world resources (not just him, many others) and gives away "donations" for the sake of wide spreading his software. The fact that I criticize all this AND by mere coincidence, Gates happens to be a billionaire appalls me how you jump to the conclusion that I am jealous of his "success".

    Why haven't I started my own billion-dollar company? The same reason why you haven't: I want to actually enjoy a quality of life that far extends the barriers of financial success. This is not the place to be talking about the personal life of anyone, but for your sake, I question the social success of Mr. Gates.

    There were no spelling mistakes in my previous post. So quit the schmoozing and try to think about what someone is writing before you start making false accusations about them. You may also want to read some articles at www.worldsocialism.org to see the world through my eyes.

    1. Re:WTF? by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Sounds like to me you're a person who defines "intelligence" solely financially.,



      And it sounds to me that you're one of those people who resent success. What Ayn Rand might have called one of the Destroyers. You're trying to tell me that even though today he manages one of the biggest and most succesful businesses in the world (and made it get that way) he's no longer smart? No longer worthy of admiration? That because he has become succesful he's some kind of a sell out from the elite intelligentsia, like you? Because of this he's a "10 cent idiot"?

      Incidentally, I've always wondered about people who criticize Bill Gates the way you do--does it ever make you feel bad to think that by writing one big check to a charity or other organization (of which he writes MANY a year--hell, he even donated 30+ million to my college--and we mostly use linux and some freebsd still [and lots of suns]) Bill Gates can do more good and save more lives in a second than most can do in a lifetime? Does the redeem his 10 cent idiotness?

      There were no spelling mistakes in my previous post. So quit the schmoozing and try to think about what someone is writing before you start making false accusations about them. You may also want to read some articles at www.worldsocialism.org to see the world through my eyes.



      You used the wrong spelling of "their." Sorry like I said though, I probably shouldn't have brought that up, didn't mean to be a grammar troll. I apologize. And also, I never would have needed to see that link to have a full understanding your political views--the second you called a succesful and undeniably intelligent businessman a 10 cent idiot, your beliefs were totally clear.

    2. Re:WTF? by ravinfinite · · Score: 1

      "And it sounds to me that you're one of those people who resent success."

      Success? You call enslaving millions of people from third world countries to do the same job or better than American programmers do and yet paying them a fraction of what they should be earning a "successful" way to make money? And then to further justify that you're telling me that by taking all the money he saved from that gig (and many others) and spreading it around the US like manure a "successful" way to "donate" money around the world and a way to " save more lives in a second than most can do in a lifetime"? I think he could save even more lives by being fair and giving them the pay and benefits they deserve instead of manipulating already suffering people.

      When he gives away a "billion" dollars worth of software, you actually think that it's coming from his heart? You're telling me that none of that is a business scheme and that it's charity? RMS would agree with you even less. And another point, if a person makes a lot of money by selling questionable software and using monopolistic marketing tactics and then donates some of it back, that doesn't make them a saint. These assertions are not limited to just Bill Gates; they go for anyone who tries to exploit others and then try to use the media to their (spelled right this time) advantage.

      "I never would have needed to see that link to have a full understanding your political views--the second you called a succesful (spelling mistake) and undeniably intelligent businessman a 10 cent idiot, your beliefs were totally clear."

      You couldn't even begin to understand my political and social beliefs, which are based on the equal distribution of wealth, not the selfish, egoistic ways of capitalism and those that support it, which seem like yours. You may think that Bill Gates (and others like him) is "undeniably intelligent" after all he's "contributed" to our world, but that in itself shows your narrow perception of what this world is right now and what it could be. You think bigger donations and bigger schmooze cruises around the world are the way of the future? You should really read a few books on theology and humanism. It certainly doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that something is really screwed up with corporate America and Bill Gates with others like him are the ones to blame for it.

      Your overuse of "wealth" and "success" confirm that you've learned nothing out of Death of a Salesman and are a true follower of the fake "American Dream" which will end up getting us all killed one day, good for you. By constantly pertaining to Bill Gates using "intelligence" and "success" (for which I have complete defiance), it also suggests that you were hurt by my remarks about Mr. Gates' supposed "net brain value", for which, by being a fact, I have no sympathy. Thank you and have a nice day.

    3. Re:WTF? by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Success? You call enslaving millions of people from third world countries to do the same job or better than American programmers do and yet paying them a fraction of what they should be earning a ?successful? way to make money? And then to further justify that you?re telling me that by taking all the money he saved from that gig (and many others) and spreading it around the US like manure a ?successful? way to ?donate? money around the world and a way to ? save more lives in a second than most can do in a lifetime?? I think he could save even more lives by being fair and giving them the pay and benefits they deserve instead of manipulating already suffering people.

      I REALLY hate this argument. You know what--if the thousands in India and elsewhere didn't have programming jobs, or call center jobs, they probably WOULDN'T have jobs. What this "enslaving" as you melodramatically put it has done is create a middle class in India that's HUGE. Believe me, I've been to India, and I can't think of any reason why you would begrudge these people their educations and employment. I'm sorry, but imho, if you think he's enslaving these people, you really should travel around the world and see how things are. I guess this argument just bothers me a lot more than most, because having travelled a lot I've seen what many people have to deal with. The view that hiring international programmers is enslaving them is just terribly insular. Incidentally, you're wrong on another point--the Gates have given a TON of money to Africa, and to India, especially in AIDS prevention--money that has nothing to do with either software contributions or windows.

      When he gives away a ?billion? dollars worth of software, you actually think that it?s coming from his heart? You?re telling me that none of that is a business scheme and that it?s charity? RMS would agree with you even less. And another point, if a person makes a lot of money by selling questionable software and using monopolistic marketing tactics and then donates some of it back, that doesn?t make them a saint. These assertions are not limited to just Bill Gates; they go for anyone who tries to exploit others and then try to use the media to their (spelled right this time) advantage.

      One, I don't think Bill Gates is a saint and if it's not coming from his heart quite frankly I don't care where the hell it comes from. When he donates 1 million to a charity in Africa, that does real, TANGIBLE good--I could care less if it's just his PR campaign, or to try to trick people into using windows, whatever. I think he is an extremely smart person and an excellent businessman. I admire him for these traits. This doesn't mean that I think he or microsoft is morally a great thing. If I were in charge I would have broken up Microsoft's monopoly. Of course when he gives away software he has an ulterior motive. And when I talk about his charities donation etc, often hardware is donated (locks the poor into the wintel monopoly? whatever.. donate macintoshes or linux if you want to help out) and huge amounts of money have nothing to do with computers at all. I forget the name, but the Gates manage one huge charity that deals with Africa primarily and other 3rd world medicine issues. I'll dig up the name and amounts of money we're talking about if you're interested.

      spelling mistake on successful--I appreciate you pointing it..and I can see I touched a nerve with my first post about your mistake. I'll apologize now a third time--I really shouldn't have grammar trolled, and I REALLY do apologize for that. Thanks for calling me on it :/ If it makes you feel any better, I mark mistakes in books I read all the time, it's just a nit I have :)

      You couldn?t even begin to understand my political and social beliefs, which are based on the equal distribution of wealth, not the selfish, egoistic ways of capitalism and those that support it, which seem like yours.

  89. Re:No Chance! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course they WILL!

    With ignorant TOSSERS like YOU using there products!

    it's all part of the game baby..

    Like it, or lump it. You know what to do.

  90. Re:How soon we forget by symbolic · · Score: 1


    The biggest difference is that Microsoft extorts money from people; provides no real means to implement an alternative (post-entrenchment); is a closed, proprietary system; etc., etc. You can bet that if I'm paying Microsoft for something, it damn well better work.

  91. Re:Make Windows Update Offline & Patch consoli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or, gee, how about being able to order (with proof of current ownership, of course) a CD with the software incorporating ALL the patches and updates for a clean install?

    Nawww! what was I thinking?

  92. Re:While it's laudable that they're at least tryin by kylef · · Score: 1
    ...reputation for releasing patches that break as much as they fix...

    Really? So you'd take a Win2k clean install over Win2k Sp3? What about NT4 Sp1 over Sp6a? And before you say, "I wasn't talking about service packs!" realize that service packs are not much more than a slew of updates applied at once.

    It seems like this so-called "reputation" for bad patches is nothing more than a vocal minority who have an axe to grind with Microsoft. I'm sure that a few legitimate users ARE affected by mistakes in patches. But on the whole, Microsoft's patches work, are remarkably easy to apply given the complexity of the underlying software, and fix MANY TIMES more bugs than they create.

    You might come up with a handful of counter-examples, but that would be the extent of your evidence. Considering the sheer number of QFE's and SP's that Microsoft ships across all their products, can you condemn all Microsoft patches based on such anecdotal evidence?

  93. Spreading the ignorance and misunderstanding by SquaredM · · Score: 1

    From this related article:

    Nathan Hanks, managing director at Continental Airlines, said, 'All the guys hacking Windows are Linux guys.' Continental was hit hard by SQL Slammer and 'our CEO said we'd failed,' Hanks said.

    and

    Having one vendor throat to choke is helpful in crisis situations,and the Linux/open source alternative does not offer that, Hanks said. An IT pro can't go to the CEO and say that a server is down, 'and hopefully some guy in Amsterdam' will get to a fix when he gets back from the 'dope house,' he said./p

    1. Re:Spreading the ignorance and misunderstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article also says: But Lawal and others said Microsoft is not unique in its vulnerabilities. "We have a Linux server that has three times the critical updates as our Windows server," he said.

      I call "Bullshit!". My personal experience is exactly the opposite. Well, not exactly; more like 30 times the critical updates in Windows as in my Linux server. and, yes, I maintain both; Windows at work, Linux at home.

  94. Wait For the Patch Installer Service Pack Patch by ausoleil · · Score: 1

    While it is admirable that Microsoft is trying to improve their patching system, anyone with any experience whatsoever administering their products will know to wait until the first service pack patches for the new patch intaller are made available. A 1.0 anything from Microsoft is an invitation to re-image the machine in question after it irrevocably locks up and thus requires a rebuild.

  95. Re:While it's laudable that they're at least tryin by The+Kryptonian · · Score: 1

    My direct experience has been that with every service pack comes a host of new problems. Some have devestating effects on networking, the behavior of applications, or security. It's true, many of the things are benign or simply patch things that nobody uses. However, it is also true that the network administrators and IT managers at the companies I have worked for (and I've worked for some major players) are reluctant to roll out patches released by Microsoft until they've been fully tested and their effects known.
    Nope, I wouldn't take a clean Win2K install over Win2K SP3. But I'd definately take it over SP1 and SP2. Each of those services packs screwed up networking, added new security vulnerabilities or broke system DLL's that applications I had been using at the time depended upon. It took Microsoft two tries to get it right.

    As for NT 4.0, at least two of the service packs left NT networking horribly broken, and the IT managers wisely chose to skip them and wait for the next ones up before rolling out those upgrades.

  96. Re:Make Windows Update Offline & Patch consoli by swb · · Score: 1

    It's a great idea, but the lag in production and ordering would be staggering, and your "up-to-date" install CDs would be behind constantly.

    A better solution would be one or both of the following:

    (1) A checkbox in the install sequence which would say "Apply user-supplied patch kit during install" which would then prompt you for a CD that had the patch kit.

    (2) A way to re-burn the CD to include the patch kit on the install CD so that installs from the new CD are automatically patched to the right level. This would require MS to provide a disk image suitable for making the CDs bootable.

    I vote for the latter, but the former would be usable as well.

  97. Re:GPL'd libraries purged of GNU virus by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

    Then DON'T USE GPL'ED CODE!
    In your case, the GPL is no different than any commercial license. You can't use code from closed source software *at all*!

    If you don't like the license, then write your own code! Why should developers who GPL'ed their software give away all your code for your own selfish reasons?

  98. Re:GPL'd libraries purged of GNU virus by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

    "But what kind of freedom is that when you effectively cannot use the code freely or even be sure that the license you yourself chose is valid anymore?"

    I call it inherited freedom: all derived works "inherits" the same freedom. You cannot stop people from enjoying the same freedom of the work your work is based on.

    "You don't like our license? Well, too bad. See/touch/smell GPLd code and your code is going to be GPLd as well!"

    Nope. If you include GPL'ed code in your non-GPL(-compatible) software, intentionally, then:
    1. You deserved to be sued for violating copyright.
    2. Your code does not automatically become GPL'ed! You are just in a license violation. Either GPL your code, or remove the GPL'ed code from your codebase!

    You anti-GPL zealots are acting all mighty as if you're right and everybody else is wrong. You aren't. Answer this question: Why should developers who chose to release their code under the GPL, give away all their code for your own selfish purposes?
    Brag all you want about "true freedom" or whatever, but the fact is that I and many other people aren't going to help you if you keep acting selfish ("gimme your code! I won't release improvements! ME ME ME!").

  99. Re:GPL'd libraries purged of GNU virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't use code from closed source software *at all*!

    Of course you can, you twit! Consider Oracle's client library. Or SGI's ImageVision Library. These are all closed-source libraries. And you can use them to your heart's content.

    Of course, you have to buy a license, but that's true of everything.

    Why should developers who GPL'ed their software give away all your code for your own selfish reasons?

    Let me get this straight. The twits who use the GPL are trying to tell ME what to do, and somehow I'M the one who's selfish? Whatever, dude.

  100. We CAN'T trust the users by Alereon · · Score: 1

    You would not BELIEVE the number of compromized Windows systems running DDoS and IRC flood bots I deal with on a daily basis. In many cases, a simple security patch would have prevented the installation of the trojan causing the problem.

    Make no mistake, I don't like the idea of MS having control over my system. However, I dislike even more intensely the idea of millions of unpatched Windows installations just waiting to be used to attack my system. As long as it's possible to disable the automatic updating feature, I think that MS has done it's duty to give users the freedom of choice.

  101. Microsofts security audit process: by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 1

    probably looks something like this: code -> wait for someone to report a problem -> fix!
    or, more commonly known as "code and fix".
    Sure, most of us can get away with that, but when you are building the most used operating system in the world...

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  102. WOW! by mdielmann · · Score: 1

    I've just gotten 3 replies about this comment, even though I used such strong, defensive words like may, might, some. Come on, guys, get a grip! We all know how old buffer overrun bugs are, of course it's MS's fault that Outlook only uses IE to render HTML, and sure Linux deals with the same hassle, but I was just pointing out, very timidly I might add, that they had one issue that Apple didn't have. Oh, yeah, and they have a knack for putting out buggy code. ;)

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  103. The Best Patch System Is One You Don't Need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Microsoft

    Here's a tip: PREVENTION. Just stop releasing buggy, insecure software. It's win-win -- for you and the end-user.

  104. Re:While it's laudable that they're at least tryin by bmajik · · Score: 1

    the goal of this isn't to affect patch quality.

    the point is that people shouldn't have to deal with 80234 ways to get their machines patched. there should be ONE patch format. Also, the bar for what qualifies as a consumable patch is wildly different - some SQL server patches require you to stop sql server, copy files to places (!!!) and then run some .SQL files after you read the code and verify that you wont cook your data (!!!)

    The goal is to make all that better.

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  105. I bought my copy of Millennium. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I "demoed" it, but after a weeks trial I went and got me an inexpensive OEM copy, despite that the King of Warez was my roommate. Even though I use it, I can honestly say there's one thing about it I wish was better. The memory management could have been better. Even then I still won't upgrade to XP yet, even if Bill himself handed me a gold disk he burned and shit on personally just to bless it. When the programs I currently use would be better served by using XP instead of Millennium, then I'll switch.

    Linux? Yeah I got a disk here. I messed with it, tried to install it, then gave up on it. 3 days of my life was enough. None of the apps I use were available for it anyway, and the substitutes available, I wouldn't even use Windows versions. When Bill finally puts out MS-Linux, yeah, I'll probably put it on.

    I am as cheap and niggardly as the typical FOSS Zealot with my money, but I have no problem paying for a product I will use on a regular basis.

  106. Re:GPL'd libraries purged of GNU virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I call it inherited freedom: all derived works "inherits" the same freedom.

    You're ignoring the key problem: it's not freedom. It's restriction. I don't care if you call the process of causing those restrictions to apply to only tangentially related software "inheriting" or "infecting," it's still restriction.

    As an aside, calling it "inherited" is laughable. Software that links to other software is not derived from that software. In OOP terms, it instantiates. It does not inherit.

    You anti-GPL zealots are acting all mighty as if you're right and everybody else is wrong. You aren't.

    Uh. Sorry, but calling restrictions freedom and infection inheritance IS wrong. And calling shenanigans on it IS right.

    Brag all you want about "true freedom" or whatever, but the fact is that I and many other people aren't going to help you if you keep acting selfish

    I don't recall asking. We don't care whether you release your code or not. In fact, since 99.999% of all GPL-licensed code is shit that's not worth the ferrite beads its encoded in, we'd rather you DIDN'T release your code.

    It's all your bullshit talk of "freedom" (and, in this case "inheritance") that pisses us off. Because, see, we know what freedom is, and it makes us mad to see you abusing the term so blatantly.

  107. Re:While it's laudable that they're at least tryin by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

    Man, I am rolling on the floor laughing at all of these posts about Windows Update. It makes me really appreciate everything I have gained with moving to Linux last fall. I mean, what is better than a system that only reboots when you tell it to, only shuts down when you tell it to, only patches when you tell it to, etc. ?

    Yes, I still have to use Windows at work ( for now ), but even just getting rid of it at home removes so many headaches that you have to try it just to appreciate it. Now, I am not going to sit here and lie that I can play all of my favorite games( all 1 of them ) on Linux, but gaming isn't the best use of my time, anyhow.

    For those of you who ( like me ) are forced to use
    Windows at work, use the patching/security issues to at least shed doubt on the viability of Windows, and get the company IT Managers to consider other options ( like linux ). If you have to have Windows apps for your users, perhaps setting up a Windows server cluster hosting the apps and sharing them via Citrix Terminal Server, and with the end users running everything on a browser on their Linux system would be a vial solution.

    Oh, as far as windows patching, I guess letting the user set the updater for "Joe User" mode or "Joe Guru" mode would be fair enough. But all patches should be listed in line-item style, with full explanations of what files they replace/add, and any other effects that they have. AND they should be removable at the users discretion. AND they should not include/change any EULA's. Since this is obviously too much to ask, I recommend you
    look at other OS's for peace of mind.

    Wouldn't you rather go JetSkiing than waste time trying to recover from a buggy patch? I knew you would. :)

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  108. more of the same by ravinfinite · · Score: 1

    Success? You call enslaving millions of people from third world countries to do the same job or better than American programmers do and yet paying them a fraction of what they should be earning ...

    Youâ(TM)re arguments are full of so much doggerel that Iâ(TM)ll have to tackle them bit-by-bit.

    I REALLY hate this argument. You know what--if the thousands in India and elsewhere didn't have programming jobs, or call center jobs, they probably WOULDN'T have jobs. What this "enslaving" as you melodramatically put it has done is create a middle class in India that's HUGE.

    Firstly, I myself am from India (Indo-Canadian, but liked to be called a human, I donâ(TM)t like associating my existence with political barriers) and I have a better and clearer understanding of whatâ(TM)s REALLY going on there, not the stuff that you hear in CNN and take for granted. Youâ(TM)re a fool to begin with if you think thereâ(TM)s such a thing as a âoemiddle classâ. There is no such thing what you refer to a âoemiddle classâ. There are only two classes: master and slave. The rules are simple: if youâ(TM)re not a master, then youâ(TM)re a slave and vice-versa. You claim that this âoemiddle classâ is âoeHUGEâ. If thatâ(TM)s what you think, then youâ(TM)ve seen nothing in India at all. More than 85% of the people live below the poverty line and the rest are enslaved to do work simply because they have no other choice.

    Believe me, I've been to India, and I can't think of any reason why you would begrudge these people their educations and employment. I'm sorry, but imho, if you think he's enslaving these people, you really should travel around the world and see how things are.

    Youâ(TM)re very definition of enslavement is flawed. If you donâ(TM)t own your own company, then youâ(TM)re enslaved. Yep, itâ(TM)s true. That may be a mouthful for you to swallow, but let me try to shed some light. After every political campaign, does your quality of life change drastically? Probably not, and Iâ(TM)m not talking about a tax break or two. Do you follow youâ(TM)re superiorâ(TM)s orders at work? Probably so, otherwise, you know where youâ(TM)ll end up. This definition may seem a bit extreme, but itâ(TM)s a fact. Enslavement is not necessarily undesirable work that one is forced to do; it also encompasses an element of âoeno other choiceâ. Every working class person (like you and I) end up working for big businesses with a stupid salary that cannot fulfill our desires of life simply because there is no other choice (other than to find yourself work that pays more; easier said than done). Hence, when a person ends up working for a corporation, youâ(TM)ve basically sold yourself out to them so you can earn yourself a living, but at the same time, youâ(TM)ve given up youâ(TM)re lifetime dreams of owning âoethis and thatâ.

    Tell me, would you like to own a high-end sports car? Maybe a mansion or a ranch? Or maybe something else that costs a lot. Perhaps you own these things and more, congratulations if you do. But most of us will never be able to own any of these. Because why? Because unless youâ(TM)re a master, i.e. owner of a company, youâ(TM)ll never earn enough to own any of this stuff or anything else youâ(TM)ve always wanted.

    I guess this argument just bothers me a lot more than most, because having travelled a lot I've seen what many people have to deal with. The view that hiring international programmers is enslaving them is just terribly insular.

    Really? Perhaps youâ(TM)ll like to know that these programmers work many more hours than American programmers and STILL only get paid a fraction of the salary they deserve. I guess thatâ(TM)s justified by thoughts like âoebetter that than nothingâ. Of course, they are at least getting some

    1. Re:more of the same by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Youâ(TM)re arguments are full of so much doggerel that Iâ(TM)ll have to tackle them bit-by-bit.

      Sure thing :)

      Youâ(TM)re a fool to begin with if you think thereâ(TM)s such a thing as a âoemiddle class

      ~Shrug~ Then I guess I think I'm a fool. India is an interesting case because, as you so aptly point out poverty is rampant (CIA factbook says 25% below poverty line--that sounds too low to me), while a brief search on the internet lists the "middle class" as 300 million. I was fortunate enough to have talked with someone very high in the India census bureau (North Indian though as a CS member he was relocated to Kerala) last year and he cited around a 300 million middle class--bigger than the united states he said (he also spoke a lot of the growing literacy in India--big improvements these last years if you're interested).

      Youâ(TM)re very definition of enslavement is flawed. If you donâ(TM)t own your own company, then youâ(TM)re enslaved. Yep, itâ(TM)s true. That may be a mouthful for you to swallow, but let me try to shed some light

      I simply don't agree with this. I have a feeling there is no use disputing it as it has become ever more clear that we are just totally different in belief but in short, I don't see how you can claim to be enslaved if you have choices to make and freedom to live? Andrew Carneghie by your definition was "enslaved" as the poorest of the poor, and he managed to do ok. I'm sure you don't admire Carneghie any more than you admire Gates though, so we don't need to discuss that point further :)

      Tell me, would you like to own a high-end sports car? Maybe a mansion or a ranch? Or maybe something else that costs a lot. Perhaps you own these things and more, congratulations if you do. But most of us will never be able to own any of these. Because why? Because unless youâ(TM)re a master, i.e. owner of a company, youâ(TM)ll never earn enough to own any of this stuff or anything else youâ(TM)ve always wanted.

      I don't have any particular desire to own any of those things you list--though to be fair in other ways I do have many luxuries--computers, time to sit reading and writing long answers on slashdot ;) etc. I would like to point out that there are PLENTY of people who aren't your narrow definition of "masters"--doctors, lawyers, musicians, actors, sports players, computer experts, managers, to name a few (not saying these people are ALWAYS rich but you can easily find tons of examples for each) who can make huge amounts of money without owning a company. No one is guaranteed success. Not to mention that there are plenty of people who have proven that one not must start life as a "master" to do well (I use your terms but I reject their application and validity).

      When he donates 1 million to a charity in Africa, that does real, TANGIBLE good--I could care less if it's just his PR campaign, or to try to trick people into using windows, whatever.

      You seem to think that one can purchase their way through salvation. Itâ(TM)s the same people like you that think money can solve everything.

      I could care less about "salvation" ... what's salvation? I don't know! I'm not a particularly religious person if you were wondering. I'm rather utilitarian. If Bill Gates does some good (and his money does do a lot of good in the third world) in my view he can't be ALL bad. We clearly differ on this point though.

      Really? Perhaps youâ(TM)ll like to know that these programmers work many more hours than American programmers and STILL only get paid a fraction of the salary they deserve. I guess thatâ(TM)s justified by thoughts like âoebetter that than nothingâ. Of course, they are at least getting something, but are they getting what

  109. Re:While it's laudable that they're at least tryin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I think most business users will see it as an attempt to appear as though they're trying to address the issues instead of actually doing anything.
    Well said, Sir. Spinning tyres make impressive smoke & noise, but that ain't traction.
  110. sounds like Slideware by ministeroforder · · Score: 1

    Msft has taken alot of heat lately about patch management, so they put up a new hire from a security consulting firm? Why not a product group guy? How do you think they got where they are anyway? The product groups did their own thing. And you know this won't be open to any other vendors. I hope someone comes up with a cross vendor solution....