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  1. Re:Patent-Free Filing with USPTO? on FTC Issues Report Critical Of Patent Policy · · Score: 1

    Well you could just attempt to patent the idea (using regular methods) and submit it to an open "idea bank" of royalty free patents.

  2. Performance measures. on FTC Issues Report Critical Of Patent Policy · · Score: 1
    I've had some daft patents accepted and have had some rejections for dumb reasons too.

    This leads me to believe that patent examiners are measured on their performance. I hunch they're measured on both the number of patent applications they crank per week and the number of prior art cases they find.

    Come Friday, I expect the heat is on to make numbers and it comes down to which is the fastest way to complete a case (ie. Is there less paper work to reject or accept an application?).

    Please don't mark this funny, I'm being serious.

  3. Going anywhere? on Catching Up With The Rocket Guy · · Score: 1

    It's nice to see people dream, but is this guy practical enough to pull it off? If you read about his other inventions that went nowhere, they all end "... unfortunately...." and the mean old ugly world cops the blame for why his invention never became the next big thing. My gut instinct is that the rocket will also end with an unfortunately.

  4. Re:Moderate this Funny! on Who Needs Radio? · · Score: 1

    That was easy to say once I spat out the chips I was eating. Unfortunately my Winshit PC's voice recognition was running and I got a BSOD. Was it supposed to be a tongue twister or something?

  5. Lotsa Linux! on Court Upholds FCC's 2007 Deadline For Digital TV · · Score: 1

    FWIW, many DTV tuners run embedded Linux. This will sure get more Linux into just about every home. Of course those damn SCOX boys will want their $35.

  6. Try jogging with a TV! on Who Needs Radio? · · Score: 1

    The main value in radio is that it is far more democratic than TV. More stations with more points of view, less dominated by big corporate networks.

  7. Re:They forgot one... on SCO Calls GPL Unenforceable, Void · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... for terrorists...

    That's what they're hinting at when they use terms like "export control laws". They don't want to say, directly, that IBM is giving all theis technology to America's enemies, but they want people to join the dots.

  8. buzzword bingo on SCO Calls GPL Unenforceable, Void · · Score: 1
    Remeber they're playing pump & dump

    If you were selling a car, you'd be putting in buzzwords like turbo, overhead cams, airbag.

    If you're trying to sell a legal position (to pump up the stock) then you throw in a whole bunch of legal buzzwords. It does not really matter if it makes sense or not.

  9. Re:Can you say, "Pump and Dump"? on SCO Calls GPL Unenforceable, Void · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Pump and dump is correct. Any attempts to apply any logic to this are just a waste of time.

    At what stage does the pumping cross any legal boundaries? I guess while they're getting professional legal opinions they're still in the clean legally.

  10. Re:Interesting note on Land Warrior Army Suits Simplified, Linux-ized · · Score: 1
    Someone once said that the cheapest and most reliable parts are the ones that are not there.

    Apart from the fact that 2 CPUs will be more likely to fail than one, a dual architecture system is also mechanically bigger and thus more likely to suffer physical damage due to being dropped etc. Bigger circuits also use more power (ie. more batteries and heat) and are more succeptable to radiation etc.

    If these folks have half a brain they won't be using crappy x86 and will use a lower power (heat wise) ARM, PowerPC or such.

  11. Regular laser printer toner is conductive on Circuits Everywhere · · Score: 4, Interesting
    At one place I worked we used conductive tracks inside some access cards we'd designed. The machine to print these was extremely complicated and unreliable.

    Some bloke found that you could print the patterns using a laser printer and the tomer was conductive enough for the purpose.

    Of course you probably need something a bit more conductive to make useful PCBs. I guess you could do something wierd like electroplating the toner.

  12. Nobody will forget you on High-Tech Glasses Help Improve Memory · · Score: 1
    Dressed up with such dorky glasses nobody will forget you anyway!

  13. So this is your great justice system?? on Microsoft Virtual PC 2004 Removes Linux Support · · Score: 1
    C'mon Americans. Get off yer fscking arses! MS are clearly taunting anti-trust with this.

  14. ... astronauts, that is! on NASA Engineers Question ISS Safety · · Score: 1
    It's just that the new batch of astronauts need their creature comforts.

    When we were kids we'd walk six miles to school through knee-deep snow, now they mom rides them to school in the 4x4.

  15. Re:Perhaps if they focused on solid engineering... on E-Voting Companies Answer Critics With ... Spin · · Score: 1

    While building a solid product might even be cheaper than lobbying/bribing, it is a lot more predictable.

  16. Re:Is this really anything new? on New Method To Generate Electricity from Water · · Score: 1
    Heathen bastard!

    Of course it's new! /. says so!

  17. Re:Popular, is when people choose the OS.... on What Is The Most Popular OS in the World? · · Score: 1

    Nor mine, but when we're talking pupularity we have to consider the unwashed masses.

  18. Bad headline: It isn't energy from water on New Method To Generate Electricity from Water · · Score: 1

    The energy is actually being generated from energy due the pressure applied. The water is just a "working fluid".

  19. Re:Popular, is when people choose the OS.... on What Is The Most Popular OS in the World? · · Score: 1
    it presupposes that they chose it because they really love it, not because that is what was available, or cheapest

    First up, what makes a girl "popular". Love does not even make the top ten! Easy, available and one-beer-woman. I don't get your point.

    Tron is popular in Japan because: 1)All the universities train up them puppies to use it. 2)All the microprocessor vendors sell/give away a TRON library (try sell a micro in Japan that is not TRON-capable).. 3) A rich library of TRON services. 4) It is a specification, not an OS therefore there are very few IP entanglements.

  20. Choosing costs nothing on Choosing Microsoft Products May Cost 10-40% More · · Score: 1

    living with the choice costs!

  21. Kids, go out side and play on AI Sues for Its Life in Mock Trial · · Score: 1
    ... you need some fresh air in your lungs.

    When someone gets charged for computerslaughter for unplugging a **machine** I'm going to drive off a cliff.

  22. Re:Popular, is when people choose the OS.... on What Is The Most Popular OS in the World? · · Score: 1

    chosen by more engineers, for more products.... wouldn't that count as popular?

  23. Typo: Barmy on 7th World Solar Challenge Underway · · Score: 1

    we all make mistakes

  24. Re:Solar cars. on 7th World Solar Challenge Underway · · Score: 2, Informative
    Because it's a useless showcasing of a useless technology.

    Solar car challenegs showcase and advance the state of high efficiency photovoltaic (PV) cells and bugger the price. To be useful as a real-world energy source, PV needs to be looking for better dollars per watt. If I could get PV at a low enough $/W I'd shingle my roof with the stuff.

    Some might say that low-cost PV will be a spin-off of this research, but I doubt it. Low cost PV technologies can't effectively use silicon, or gallium etc due tothe high amounts of energy required to make large areas of the stuff.

  25. IO error:laptop used as weapon by jealous husband on Top 10 Ways To Lose Your Data · · Score: 1
    C'mon, these folk aren't even trying.

    "I went over to Mrs X's house to help fix a virus. Well one thing led to another and the bedroom. We had the laptop going (recording USB cam) when Mr X walked in...."

    In the old pre-Carley [btw: don't correct me and tell me it's actually Carly or Karley or something. I don't care] HP days they had a publication called "HP Journal". Each issue had an article on how a piece of HP kit had survived a serious mechanical incident (car crash, fire etc...). My favourite was the one where this guy took a spectrum analyzer out of the trunk while he (un)loaded something else. He forgot yo put it back and reversed over it. The case got damanged but it worked fine and was only fixed when sent in for recalibration a year or so later.