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Top 10 Ways To Lose Your Data

bettiwettiwoo writes "The BBC has a article on the Top 10 Ways To Lose Your Data due to the human factor. According to Kroll Ontrack, a recovery firm, the top ten include: laptop being shot in anger (naturally); laptop fell off a moped and was run over by lorry (some laptops just weren't meant to live); server rescued after running unchecked 24/7 for years under layers of dust and dirt; and my personal favourite, laptop dropped in bath while doing company accounts. One of my sister-in-laws apparently repeatedly lost data while writing university assignments by kicking the plug to her desktop out of its socket. It was never really clear to me why she didn't avoid (much) of that problem by using frequent automatic backup, but she didn't. Instead she had her mother pop in at regular intervals to remind her to save manually."

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  1. I Lost my Data Using *BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I lost my data using *BSD. I stored it all on the system, and then *BSD died. The only way to get it back is to go to the cemetary and risk a graverobbing rap.

    1. Re:I Lost my Data Using *BSD by hackwrench · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure it was some really nice data.

    2. Re:I Lost my Data Using *BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We must report with a heavy heart that Bob "I'm still dead" Hope has gone on to join the "B" team. As you all may know, BSD has been part of the "B" team for quite some time.

      The Year of Our Lord 2003 has been a particularly bad year for the "B"s,

      • Bob Hope
      • Buddy Ebsen
      • Buddy Hackett
      • Barry White
      • BSD
      This honored list of dead is but a small token of adieu from the many fans of the deceased.
      These dead were truly some American Icons. They will be missed.

      Data loss -- a BSD way of life . . .

  2. I once had a really long post to Slashdot by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Funny

    And then there was this 500 Internal Server Error and my wit and wisdom were lost forever to the bit bucket in the sky.

    1. Re:I once had a really long post to Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put it for long term storage on a non-Gold CD.

      Or an IDE drive

    2. Re:I once had a really long post to Slashdot by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Hit refresh and have the browser repost it.

    3. Re:I once had a really long post to Slashdot by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      And then there was this 500 Internal Server Error and my wit and wisdom were lost forever to the bit bucket in the sky.

      The webserver was like "Beep Beep!" ...It was a very good Slashdot post.

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    4. Re:I once had a really long post to Slashdot by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "And then there was this 500 Internal Server Error and my wit and wisdom were lost forever to the bit bucket in the sky."

      That's happenned to me several times in the last 2 weeks ... a reload usually cured it.

    5. Re:I once had a really long post to Slashdot by kasperd · · Score: 1

      And then there was this 500 Internal Server Error and my wit and wisdom were lost forever to the bit bucket in the sky.

      That is a simple one to recover from. Just use the back button. What would be worse would be a power failure. How long before Mozilla get autosave for forms to avoid this kind of data loss? Slashdot is not the only place, where you type in potentially large messages in a text field on a web page. Of course you might have to dig out the text from some obscure place, but at least you wouldn't have to write it all over again.

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    6. Re:I once had a really long post to Slashdot by Cloud+K · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Check bugzilla, if the idea doesn't exist - post it.

      An idea that isn't recorded essentially doesn't exist.

    7. Re:I once had a really long post to Slashdot by ThereIsNoSporkNeo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was posting it... and the power went out, deleting my message.

      Now I'm too bummed out to rewrite it.

      Adept of irony:

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    8. Re:I once had a really long post to Slashdot by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      I contest this on the grounds that you have not once posted anything particularly witty or wise to this forum. =P

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    9. Re:I once had a really long post to Slashdot by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, this happened to me yesterday and, despite using the back button, my profound wisdom had disappeared into the void sucking any such future wisdom with it.

      It's probably punishment for using IE... I'm starting up Mozilla right now. Promise :)

    10. Re:I once had a really long post to Slashdot by jandrese · · Score: 1

      When posting on dodgy servers, I've taken to sticking the entire contents of my message in the cut buffer before posting, so if the site barfs and the back button doesn't work correctly I can still post the message. That's saved me a couple of times when the weblog coders decided to PRAGMA: NOCACHE their input fields for some reason.

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    11. Re:I once had a really long post to Slashdot by oobar · · Score: 1

      When this happens to me, I find that hitting back results in an empty form without my long message... But if you then hit Forward, it will ask you if you want to repost the form data (which you do) and it will successfully add the post, assuming the server doesn't give a 500 again. I think reloading does the same thing (asking if you want to repost), but if it doesn't you can try back+forward.

    12. Re:I once had a really long post to Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chuckle - think that one's worthy of a few mod points

    13. Re:I once had a really long post to Slashdot by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Happens all the time lately... Reload does cure it (sometimes it happens more than one time in a row however, requiring n reload attempts to get the damn page).

      Annoying nevertheless.

  3. Whoopdie fucking doo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see subject
    fp

  4. Re: by TitleSeventeen · · Score: 1, Funny

    yoy mean you don't clean a had drive by sticking it in the dishwasher?????

  5. But it does not include. by mlk · · Score: 4, Funny

    I asked BOFH for more space...

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    1. Re:But it does not include. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eat dick and vomit cum

    2. Re:But it does not include. by Bucky+Katt · · Score: 1
      I asked BOFH for more space...
      What was your user name?
    3. Re:But it does not include. by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1
      I asked BOFH for more space...
      What was your user name?
      ::zaps the PFY with an electic shock::

      You know the internal company number from call display and that's enough for a proper low-level format; ergo, mlk must be a hot chick with a sexy voice and we both know that I am the one who gets to talk with such lusers (and record their voice for use later in emptying their bank account).
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  6. Hmmm by daeley · · Score: 1

    Laptop being shot in anger (naturally); laptop fell off a moped and was run over by lorry

    Wasn't this a scene in the last Matrix movie? ;)

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    1. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that I think about it, it could be a cleverly disguised troll on crack...

    2. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like something I would do, clickerty click, got any backups?
      *fire up the bulk eraser*
      just leave them with me.

    3. Re:Hmmm by Seehund · · Score: 1

      Exactly my first thought when I saw that name.
      "Troll Onkrack - your data is safe with us"

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    4. Re:Hmmm by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1


      Well, you probably already looked it up, but Ontrack is (or was) a well-known data recovery company, and I'm guessing that Kroll (one of those somewhat mysterious "security" companies) bought them out recently. Ontrack was still independent the last time I called them for an estimate on a hard drive recovery but that was over 2 years ago.

  7. WORD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WORD YO!

    1. Re:WORD by greck · · Score: 1

      If you mean this Word, then yeah... that's a great way to lose data.

  8. That's because women... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are social creatures. They'd much rather have take time out of their own schedule to help them out.

  9. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could this be the first response? Could I be getting a first post?

  10. First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Post!

    1. Re:First Post! by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      YOU FAIL IT!!!

      blahblahlamenessfiltertextgoeshere

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  11. The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Beware your RAID-0 arrays. Screwing carelessly with these setups can cause you many problems, data interleaving and all that.

    1. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by operagost · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Using RAID-0 for anything but temporary scratch space is already too careless.

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    2. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

      I'm on day 4 of my first hardware RAID0. I'm not going back into that RAID BIOS until the thing dies. When that happens, I'm going to take the dead disk out, the working disk out, and toss both. (then drive to best buy all pissed off that I'm about to drop 200 bucks on two new drives and spend my whole night looking for 8 month old backups)

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    3. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by Valar · · Score: 1

      Or software RAID on Xserves. They don't reconstruct the data like they are supposed to, when you lose a disk.

    4. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Bingo! I hate all these new motherboards that advertise RAID-0 onboard, as if they were worth anything. First, half of the necessary implementation is a Windows-only driver. Second, they imply that you should set up your whole system as RAID-0 [since they come with only two disk controllers].

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    5. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      Sure it does. It just takes some 8 hours to do it.

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    6. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      Software RAID anything just never works, period.

      Burned me 2 times. Never again.

    7. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by WNight · · Score: 1

      Funny, I've heard almost the exact words, about hardware RAID though, from a friend of mine.

      That was after the card died and it turned out that the replacement card had a newer BIOS that didn't read the array, meaning it was as good as dead.

      That was the last straw. Before that it was just crappy performance, suddenly dead arrays for no reason (drives tested perfectly, no power outage, ...)

      He switched to software RAID under Linux, put four drives in as a RAID5 instead of the RAID0+1 (or 1+0) that he'd been using with the hardware raid (because RAID5 in hardware cost $500 for a basic 4-drive card with no cache, etc). His performance more than doubled instantly with nothing but a $100 promise 4-channel IDE controller card. He could control the RAID while the system was running instead of using a crappy little BIOS config program with text GUI that required a reboot for every change.

      I've never seen a really good IDE raid5 card but Linux software RAID turns out amazing throughput numbers.

    8. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      When you implement hardware RAID buy spared (identical) drives. Buy a spare (identical) card too.

      And RAID 5 is a cheap used AMI MegaRAID card with 32M - 128M of read/write cache and SCSI drives. Cost you about $100 delivered. I think the company may be called LSI now(?) Regardless ... MegaRAID card - accept no substitutes.

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    9. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm just really bitter. Haven't given software RAID a go for a couple of years now. For good hardware IDE RAID 5 under Linux (or other OSs), go with 3Ware's cards.

    10. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by Punk+Walrus · · Score: 1

      RAID 0 is better than "scratch space" but the message behind what you said is true. RAID 0 is GREAT for web cacheing, for instance. It's fast, and if the data gets fsck'd, who cares? It's also good for managing complex routes in network traffic shaping, as long as you have the config backed up (we did it via tftp). We used one for data transfer across several gateways to huge offiste switches, where we only cared about 24hr worth of logs anyway (this would generate about 200-250mb of logs daily across several NICs). That server ran 24/7, always on, and we lost about one hard disk every 4-5 months (it was in a hot, dusty area) due to sheer stress.

    11. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Just remember, Hardware really runs Software.....

      See 3Ware's support notice for this week:

      IMPORTANT NOTES:
      Available for immediate download:
      7.6.4 firmware update to address a compatibility issue with Intel E75xx (Xeon), AMD 760MPX (Athlon) and AMD 8000 (Opteron) series chipsets. For detailed information, please refer to 3ware Customer Advisory. Users are strongly encouraged to update to Software 7.6.4 to avoid any potential compatibility issues.

      Compatibility issues means Data Loss....

    12. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      RAID, even RAID-0, is pretty pointless if you only have one drive.

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    13. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by steveg · · Score: 1

      Not if you're not using RAID.

      But if you are, then, yes, you need more than one controller.

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    14. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by steveg · · Score: 1

      With IDE RAID, every drive needs to be on its own controller.

      Well, "needs" may be too strong a word. It only needs to be on its own controller if it's not ok to lose all your data if one drive goes bad. you can put as many drives on as few controllers as you can fit. Just don't complain if you lose it all.

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    15. Re:The last time I had a catastrophic loss... by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Dunno what you're smoking but it seems to be pretty strong stuff.

      Second, they imply that you should set up your whole system as RAID-0 [since they come with only two disk controllers].

      Most of the mobo raid solutions have 4 ide controllers (each of which supports 2 disks) half of them controlled by RAID chipset and another half by motherboard chipset, that would be maximum of 8 disks, four of which can be in raid.

      Bit never ones might come with 2 regular ide controllers on chipset and few SATA RAID controllers, only allowing 2-drive raid, but there's still 4 non-raid drives.

      No need to put your whole system as a RAID in either scenario.

      Or, if you're talking about something else, would you mind to clarify a bit?

  12. Data Destruction by mraymer · · Score: 1
    PC thrown out the window to destroy evidence before police arrived

    I think a few pounds of thermite would have worked better. As an added bonus, you'll destroy evidence in the entire house when it burns down! ;)

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    1. Re:Data Destruction by Doomrat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Argh, typical geek humour: "No, destroy something using something increasingly bigger explosives!". Shurrup.

    2. Re:Data Destruction by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 2, Informative
      a few pounds of thermite

      You must be thinking of a burn barrel. The Navy uses these to destroy classified documents in case of an enemy boarding. Throw the docs in, light the thermite, push it over the side.

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    3. Re:Data Destruction by mraymer · · Score: 1
      Argh, typical geek humour: "No, destroy something using something increasingly bigger explosives!". Shurrup.

      OK, I admit... maybe thermite is overkill. If the case was left open with a blow torch handy, I think that would be good enough. Depending on how much the data is worth to the government, they're really not going to waste resources on recovering extremely damaged data unless they have a reason to do so.

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    4. Re:Data Destruction by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who keeps a hammer next to his box, but i think having a block of thermite in a spare drive bay or wrapping the case in det-cord would be a bit more effective.

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    5. Re:Data Destruction by prmths · · Score: 1

      DUDE!@ you totally ripped that idea off from the screen savers last night!

    6. Re:Data Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thermite isn't an explosive, dumbfuk

    7. Re:Data Destruction by pmz · · Score: 1

      Throw the docs in, light the thermite, push it over the side.

      Even worse, guys in submarines have to eat the documents, then they use the delayed gas reaction to torment their captors.

    8. Re:Data Destruction by Syrrh · · Score: 1

      You'd need a pretty good swinging arm to really destroy data with a hammer. Unless the drive is spinning, you might make some pits where the write-heads are sitting but nothing more.

      If you're serious about data wipes, just wire a little strip of homebrew plastic explosive onto the top read-arm and seal the drive back up. Fully broken drive platters should be far beyond recoverable no matter how patient someone is.

      The over-paranoid shouldn't have massive incendiary devices on standby when someone prank-calls a pizza delivery at 1 AM.

    9. Re:Data Destruction by Fat+Casper · · Score: 1
      You must be thinking of a burn barrel. The Navy uses these to destroy classified documents in case of an enemy boarding.

      Yeah. It worked great the last time they got boarded.

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  13. Next Week on Slashdeet (News for the Oblivious) by The+Briguy · · Score: 3, Funny

    This week, its 10 ways to lose your data.
    Next week: 10 ways to get AOL
    10 ways to play cards

    1. Re:Next Week on Slashdeet (News for the Oblivious) by physicsboy500 · · Score: 1

      And I was updating slashdeet, then the computer was like beep beep beep, then it was gone. The computer ate my website.

      It was a really good website.

      Then I had to type it again and it wasn't as good.

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  14. Dr Pepper on the platter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I once watched Patrick Norton on TechTV open a drive, plug it in, and pour Dr Pepper on the topmost platter as it spun at 7,200 RPM.

    I bet everyone in the studio needed a shower afterward.

  15. Now that's a Linux server! by herrvinny · · Score: 1

    server rescued after running unchecked 24/7 for years under layers of dust and dirt;

    That's a REAL linux server... all you pansies are running clean servers, and Linux should/can run with the big, dirty dogs..

    1. Re:Now that's a Linux server! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you, sir, are gay.

    2. Re:Now that's a Linux server! by ecalkin · · Score: 1

      nope. novell! wasn't it a university in nc that walled up a server for four years?

    3. Re:Now that's a Linux server! by ca1v1n · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was UNC. Check the bottom of this page:

      http://archives.neohapsis.com/archives/novell/2001 -q2/0001.html

    4. Re:Now that's a Linux server! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope. novell! wasn't it a university in nc that walled up a server for four years?

      Server 54, Where Are You?

    5. Re:Now that's a Linux server! by cdc179 · · Score: 1

      and you sir, are a prick.

    6. Re:Now that's a Linux server! by Pointdexter · · Score: 1

      Original slashdot post.

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    7. Re:Now that's a Linux server! by ldm · · Score: 1

      Hah.

      I work for a takeaway/home delivery place. Our nice expensive 1u server had been running for two years... IN A CHINESE KITCHEN!!! It was sitting at floor level on a piece of metal shelving. You just would not believe the amount of crap that was in that machine -- on several occasions, people spilled food and drink into the vents, plus two years worth of high-speed fans quite happily sucking in all the dust and traffic emissions and airbourne grease and redistributing it over the CPU, RAM, heatsink, motherboard, the power supply fan sucking it up too... UGH.

      However... not once did we have a hardware failure caused by this. We didn't lose any data because of it. The floppy drive and CDROM were ruined but that's a lot better than having a hard drive fail (they were never used anyway). When I finally persuaded my boss to buy a new server (one that most certainly WILL NOT be going anywhere NEAR the kitchen!), he decided he wanted to clean the old one -- he took it apart completely and cleaned it with isopropanol. The truly amazing part is, it still works fine now!

      For those of you who may be interested, the server in question is a SuperMicro 5010H, and it's still running Debian, Woody at the moment.

    8. Re:Now that's a Linux server! by TinheadNed · · Score: 1

      I can't be arsed to find the relevant slashdot article, but apparently a server in a university in North Carolina or something (I think, my American geography is poor) was lost for 17 YEARS, but was still working and they eventually discovered it was in a room that had been bricked up and forgotten about.

      I don't know what *nix it was running, but that's a pretty impressive uptime regardless

    9. Re:Now that's a Linux server! by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Speaking of cleaning motherboards...

      We were attempting a stunt with my old 486SX-20. Curious as to whether a computer can operate while submerged in antifreeze, we filled a large oil tub with the stuff (making sure to use the type of antifreeze which contains no water). We took the mobo out of the case, connected a power and video cable, turned it on, and slowly lowered it in.

      The instant the corner of the mobo hit the antifreeze, the screen went black.

      We decided we should try it again, but there was no good way of getting all the antifreeze off the motherboard. Eventually I decided that we'd just put it in the sink and use the kitchen hose to blast the antifreeze away. This was not even distilled water or anything, just what comes out of the tap.

      After a thorough blasting, I took the mobo to the bathroom and blew it dry with a hair dryer, being careful to completely dry the nooks and crannies, including the slots in the PCI connectors, the D-connectors on the back, the power plug, etc. I used the "HOT" setting on the hair dryer.

      After all this torture, we took the mobo back to the garage, and hooked it back up. We turned the power on, and the thing actually booted up. Somewhat amazed, we slowly lowered the mobo back into the antifreeze...

      So I can personally attest that that particular motherboard was able to withstand two passes through this ridiculous procedure. As a side note, antifreeze does a particularly good job of cleaning the motherboard. The thing looked brand new when we were through with it (which was weird, since the components are all from '94 or sometime around then). It looks like a piece of alien machinery almost.

      It still works, too.

  16. My top data loss DOH! by DerProfi · · Score: 0

    ...occurred when I somehow plugged up the power on a 3.5" hard drive incorrectly. I have no idea how this was possible given that the shape of the male and female plugs are keyed to prevent this, but it happened. That was the first (and hopefully last) time that smoke ever came out of my PC. Worst of all, it also toasted every other hard drive sharing the same power supply cable.

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    1. Re:My top data loss DOH! by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 2, Funny
      I somehow plugged up the power on a 3.5" hard drive incorrectly. I have no idea how this was possible given that the shape of the male and female plugs are keyed to prevent this, but it happened.

      Brute force and raw determination. Those 4-pin internal connectors are hard enough to fit even when they're mated right. You must have popped a blood vessel getting that in there...

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    2. Re:My top data loss DOH! by Artifex · · Score: 1

      Since the "key" actually floats under the power pins, it's quite easy. I've done it a couple of times, but never had a power supply or drive fail because of it. My floppy is still the same one I bought in 1991 for my 286 :)

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    3. Re:My top data loss DOH! by JasonMaggini · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine plugged a floppy power cable in and managed to get two pins in one hole on the plug.
      A whoosh of smoke, and two of the wires disintegrated almost instantly.. I think that's what prevented any further damage.

    4. Re:My top data loss DOH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have popped a blood vessel getting that in there...

      Or as we sometimes say.. papa vein and mama vein.

    5. Re:My top data loss DOH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I've done that with a 2.5" drive, where a 44pin cable, with no keying, carries power & ground on the 4 extra lines. Guess what happens when you plug in the cable 1 pin to the right? Oh yeah, thats right, lots of smoke. I thought I'd lost the motherboard (An Amiga A1200 actually) but in the event, I didn't even loose the drive.

    6. Re:My top data loss DOH! by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Harmless....

      I managed to plug in a harddrive on which someone had put a jumper onto the alternate 3.5'' style power connector. Guess he didn't see that the _real_ jumpers were down on the circuit board of the drive and not on the back as usual.

      Fried the power supply, but the drive survived.

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    7. Re:My top data loss DOH! by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid I was guilt of that once, a long time ago. Some (cheap) drives are very easy to force the wrong way, due to the flimsy plastic connector. I zapped a SCSI drive containing a lot of important data by plugging it in backwards. (Hey, it was mounted in the case underneath other drives, so I was working entirely by touch.) Fortunately we had an identical drive nearby, and a quick swap of the controller got things moving again.

  17. Social engineering by Decaffeinated+Jedi · · Score: 2, Funny
    One of my sister-in-laws apparently repeatedly lost data while writing university assignments by kicking the plug to her desktop out of its socket. It was never really clear to me why she didn't avoid (much) of that problem by using frequent automatic backup, but she didn't.
    Or, there's always the alternative solution of just not kicking the plug out of its socket.
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    1. Re:Social engineering by Omerna · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Once is an accident, twice a thoughtless mistake... repeatedly? What was she DOING exactly???

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    2. Re:Social engineering by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      Agreed. Once is an accident, twice a thoughtless mistake... repeatedly?

      Sounds to me like she was a little short on common sense. OK, maybe a LOT short. Could the original poster please provide her name? I want to see if she shows up in the "Darwin Awards" sometime in the future.

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      Why is it I can write insightful comments but can't come up with a clever signature?

    3. Re:Social engineering by jonathanbearak · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to say that this isn't uncommon. I work on the computers at my high school, and often enough I've been called in to find that an idiot kid stretched his legs playing some stupid game and switched off the surge protector. As crazy as that is, it kept happening, with different students. While I've since fixed their habits (using unspecified bofh-style reinforcers (which I'll decline to specify) to get the message through), the damage got pretty bad when this happened: a student, after spending hours on english regents essays (an exam required to get a high school degree in nyc), stretched her legs and, you guessed it, pressed her foot on the surge protector. She didn't save the file even once and lost all her work. I'm not sure if it's funny or just really horrible.

    4. Re:Social engineering by jayrtfm · · Score: 1

      or liberal application of duct tape

    5. Re:Social engineering by Trigun · · Score: 1

      Hey, if she's that dumb, ask her out on a date!

    6. Re:Social engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm... I don't know... maybe you should move the surge protector? If so many people are kicking it, it's obviously in the wrong place.

    7. Re:Social engineering by Colazar · · Score: 1

      Course, there's also the solution of moving the surge protectors out of the way. I've seen those suckers placed where you almost have to kick the switch to stand up.

      --
      He decided to just watch the government, and kind of scale it down to size, and run his life that way. --Laurie Anderson
    8. Re:Social engineering by jonathanbearak · · Score: 1

      only problem is we didn't realize it was the surges right away. they kicked 'em off and on, so i just thought they crashed the computers. wasn't until i was sitting a few feet away from a kid stretching his legs that i realized what was going on. as for the regents thing, this happened in the middle of these events, before i realized it was people leaning into the surges.

      also, they were placed right against the wall. it was a select few students who managed to accomplish the poweroffs.

    9. Re:Social engineering by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      Here's a story of computer mayhem along that vein.

      Many seasons ago when I was but a mite in high school, I found out about this cool new software. Something I had never heard about called ICQ. (Yes, this is when ICQ was still relatively new and most people had not heard of it.)

      So after a while my friend convinced me to install it on my own machine. There I was, installing this new and strange piece of software ... and all of a sudden, the monitor goes totally black. No warning, no error message, no nothing. Just totally black. I tried all the standard keypresses and nothing worked.

      I hit the reset button and the machine sounded like it was resetting, but the screen was just black and nothing was happenning. A total power cycle gave the same results. I was pretty sure that this mysterious ICQ program had thoroughly hosed my machine it was doubltful if I would get my data back.

      And then I realised ... the monitor cable had come loose and it had fallen off of the back of the monitor. Whoops.

    10. Re:Social engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's dumb, not braindead.

    11. Re:Social engineering by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      To us techs at school, it's pretty funny, after a while. My favorite, here at my college is when seniors come in, during the last semester. They have to turn in a writing portfolio of about 10 different types of papers. Easiest thing to do is just use stuff you've writen the last 4 years. Seems like there's at least one student each year who says "all my papers are on this floppy and it doesn't work". Of course, we take it back to our office, confirm it's dead, shake it, open up the little door and look at the cookie, and then give them 'the lecture'. Always good for a laugh, after the goob has left.

      --
      I drank what? -- Socrates
    12. Re:Social engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or liberal removal of feet

  18. What about the americans? by relyter · · Score: 1

    laptop fell off a moped and was run over by lorry... Am I the only one that doesn't know what a lorry is? The strangest thing I have ever seen was a guy that dropped his laptop off a three story building (he was a general contractor). The laptop was toast (in sevral pieces accutally), but I was able to get the data of the HD onto CD.

    1. Re:What about the americans? by mlk · · Score: 1

      Truck. (I just googled Lorry, thinking I might get the exact US version, but instead found Lorry Spotting and I am now very very scared.

      --
      Wow, I should not post when knackered.
    2. Re:What about the americans? by Decaffeinated+Jedi · · Score: 1

      If if not mistaken, "lorry" is the term that the British use for what Americans might call a truck.

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      DecafJedi
      my weblog: apropos of something
    3. Re:What about the americans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Am I the only one that doesn't know what a lorry is?

      Maybe, but you're not the only one who doesn't know how to use a dictionary.

    4. Re:What about the americans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's some weird British device. We have dentists, they have these lorry things - good deal, eh? Hehehehe...

    5. Re:What about the americans? by zulux · · Score: 1

      It's some weird British device. We have dentists, they have these lorry things - good deal, eh? Hehehehe...

      Now we finnally know why the British have such horrible teeth.

      --

      Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.

    6. Re:What about the americans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lorry is basically just a big truck/rig...

    7. Re:What about the americans? by alphakappa · · Score: 1

      For the lorry-ignorant, it is a bigger version of a truck. It usually has the same chassis as a bus, so that gives you some idea of the size.

      --
      "When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail." - Abraham Maslow (1908-1970)
    8. Re:What about the americans? by fruey · · Score: 1
      Now we finnally know why the British have such horrible teeth.

      There I was, thinking that we British have normal teeth, and the Americans have amazing teeth because they spend so much money on adjusting them, and all the time it's us Brits that have horrible teeth, and the American teeth are just normal. Ouch.

      --
      Conversion Rate Optimisation French / English consultant
    9. Re:What about the americans? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Well, not if it's an artic (articulated lorry), where the tractor unit is perhaps only 16' long, but pulls a 20-30' trailer. Weighs up to 38 tons (UK tons, not pishy underweight US tons)

    10. Re:What about the americans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come round here and say that and you'd find several thousand dollars worth of expensive dental work gone in a second ;-)

    11. Re:What about the americans? by lanswitch · · Score: 1

      It's quite logical for them to say "lorry" rather than "Truck". Coming from a mouth with english dental works it would sound like "Fruck"...

    12. Re:What about the americans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this preoccupation Americans have with British dental health?

      I'm an American, living in the UK, and most people I know here have perfectly good teeth as far as I can tell.

      Of course, we Americans just have to have a gleaming white, phoney plastic smile that cost $5,000.

    13. Re:What about the americans? by darien · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. I find that particular American meme utterly baffling. Can someone please name for me (say) three prominent Brits with unusually bad teeth?

    14. Re:What about the americans? by lanswitch · · Score: 1

      1) I'm dutch.
      2) I do not have front teeth in my upper jaw (because of an illness).
      3) I fherefore fpeak from ekfperienfe.

      Sad, isn't it?

  19. Laptops. by saintlupus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Common conversation where I work.

    I hold up the battered, scratched, often bent laptop with a broken screen.

    "So what happened here?"

    "Well, I put the laptop on top of my car, and it slid off."

    "Slid off."

    "Right. Slid right off the roof."

    "You didn't happen to, I don't know, drive away, causing this mysterious slippage, did you?"

    [ashamed silence]

    "I thought so."

    --saint

    1. Re:Laptops. by Artifex · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Does your company hold people accountable for paying for damage when they do things like this?

      One of my former bosses had a convertible, which, according to gossip, would often be parked with the top down when he went bar hopping... his laptops and phones and pagers were often "disappearing" out of his car, or his apartment when he'd "get lucky" with guys from the bars, but I don't think he was ever held responsible for the losses.

      Of course, if us engineers damaged equipment while doing actual work, we'd have to worry about our jobs, or at least our paychecks.

      --
      Get off my launchpad!
    2. Re:Laptops. by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 1

      When something like that happens, you can get your desktop support group to help you out. Sure, company policy may say that he needs to get his laptop back, but wouldn't it be a shame if the newest backup that was on file was 3 months ago, forcing your nimrod of a boss to redo everything. Oh, and I'm sorry about the pager, but you'll have to get one with a different number, unless you want to wait 2-3 weeks.

    3. Re:Laptops. by mikewren420 · · Score: 1

      ...his laptops and phones and pagers were often "disappearing" out of his car, or his apartment when he'd "get lucky" with guys from the bars... ...not that there's anything wrong with that. :)

    4. Re:Laptops. by Artifex · · Score: 1
      ...his laptops and phones and pagers were often "disappearing" out of his car, or his apartment when he'd "get lucky" with guys from the bars... ...not that there's anything wrong with that. :)


      With which part? I wasn't commenting on his sexual proclivities, just stating how he'd lose things. And there definitely is a problem with being that irresponsible with gear.

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      Get off my launchpad!
    5. Re:Laptops. by l33t+mn!ml · · Score: 1

      *he'd* "get lucky" with *guys * that part.

      --

      "A man can do as he will, but not will as he will." --Schopenhauer
    6. Re:Laptops. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the women at work the other day trashed her notebook - it was in the boot of her car when she took it in to the carwash, for some reason, the boot got popped before it went through, everything in the boot got soaked.

      She's liable for the insurance excess - but gets a new laptop.

    7. Re:Laptops. by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      Seinfeld reference. There's an episode when a reporter thinks that Seinfeld is gay, and throughout the episode, whenever anyone says anything about being gay, it's always followed with "...not that there's anything wrong with that."

      --
      "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
    8. Re:Laptops. by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      What the hell is this woman doing with a laptop, much less thousands of pounds (or kilos) of steel killing machine if she manages to pop the the trunk (or boot) while in a car wash. I don't know that I'd trust her with a burnt out match. 'Course, we people like that at my work as well. For some reason, they all seem to earn a lot more than I do.

      --
      I drank what? -- Socrates
    9. Re:Laptops. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't you heard some women get turned on by the rain? Imagine such a woman in a car going through a hot, pounding, sopping wet car wash. Obviously what she kicks or pops whilst in the throes is of little meaning. Complaining is not the productive response...asking her out the next time her car is dirty is.

    10. Re:Laptops. by davidstrauss · · Score: 1
      From your post: What the hell is this woman doing with a laptop

      From the original post: his laptops and phones

      You would seem much more credible if you could get over making ignorant assumptions.

    11. Re:Laptops. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the post you replied to and it's parent post again, then reflect upon the following words:

      Pot
      Kettle
      Black

      Thanks for your time.

    12. Re:Laptops. by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Superglue a beer bottle to his trunk. You'll be amazed how fast the cops pull him over! :)

    13. Re:Laptops. by gearry · · Score: 1

      I hate to confess it, but I did this very thing, only not with my laptop. This happened on vacation. I was distracted by a mongoose and forgot that I had set my digital camcorder on the roof of our small rental car. I got in the car and we proceeded to drive down a steep, twisty mountain road. After a few hundred yards we drove by a parking lot and all of these people were shouting at us, but it was in French and I don't speak French. We just kept driving until someone finally yelled "camera!". Fortunately my wife slowed to a stop (she was driving), and we rescued the camera, still sitting on top of the car. How it managed to stay up there I have no idea, but I sure was thankful, as it was my wife's camera and was almost brand new. These days she smiles when she notices me making sure I have the camera packed before I get into the car.

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      like g-a-r-y, only different
    14. Re:Laptops. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What the hell is this woman doing with a laptop

      Forget that, how the hell did she fit it in her boot? Does she wear size 80 or something?

    15. Re:Laptops. by StonedComputerTech · · Score: 1
      I can go you one better. Actual conversation at the shop where I work:

      The Cast:
      K - Me
      C - Customer
      Cb - Customer's buddy

      C: "My laptop has...uhhh...liquid damage"
      K: "What kind of liquid?"
      Cb: "Just tell him what happened."
      (moment of silence)
      C: "I uh...kinda pissed in my laptop."
      K: (trying to keep a straight face) "Pissed? In your laptop"
      C: "Yeah. I got drunk last night and pissed on it by mistake." (NO shit, really?)
      K: "Umm, ok, we're kinda of backed up right now, so I have no idea when we'll be able to get to it." (LYING through my teeth!)

      The machine set on the incoming shelf for 3 WEEKS before any of us would touch it. And when we did, there were legs eaten off chips. The guy comes back to get the computer and says he's going to see if Dell will fix it under warranty. I said good luck and walked away laughing.

      --
      Watch the dragon burn
  20. MegaTroll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One way to lose data through human factors -- rely on Windows ME

  21. 50 ways? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So there are 50 ways to leave your lover but only 10 to lose your data?

  22. Hmmm by Otter · · Score: 1
    According to Kroll Ontrack...

    My first thought was -- now, that's an odd name. Turkish,maybe?

    Now I'm wondering if Havoc Pennington is a person or a company.

  23. Top 10? Methinketh Not! by theGreater · · Score: 1

    This is not a top ten list, nor is it a top ANYTHING list. In fact, it's no kind of list at all. It is rather a collection of anecdotes intended to remind you, joe linux, how stupid the average user is.

    Honestly, put the R back in RTFA.

    -theGreater Pedant.

  24. The #1 reason for lost data is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Getting caught by wife...while looking at pr0n.

  25. Not checking backup before attempting restore by Dunark · · Score: 1

    If a backup is no good, attempting to fix a minor proplem by restoring from it can leave you worse off than when you started.
    I know several people who have shot themselves in the foot this way.

  26. Unchecked 24/7 for years! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Server rescued after running unchecked 24/7 for years under layers of dust and dirt
    Just goes to show how reliable servers and their operating systems are!
  27. I read it. Don't. by Mattwolf7 · · Score: 1
    I thought this artice was going to be something more along the lines of the most common ways people lose data: power outages, hard drive deaths, etc. Not the top 10 dumbest people ever...

    If you are so stupid as to work on your laptop while bathing you should die along with the computer. (Darwin Awards!)

    1. Re:I read it. Don't. by Dunark · · Score: 1

      If you are so stupid as to work on your laptop while bathing you should die along with the computer.

      That's why laptop makers are working so hard on developing better batteries.

  28. My first data loss mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Back in 1999 I was a n00b to linux. I was reading a manual which said to type rm -rf /foodirectory. I accidentally typed rm -rf / foodirectory. I was logged in as root at the time. EVERYTHING was lost.

    1. Re:My first data loss mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anyone that types commands without knowing what they do is an idiot.

    2. Re:My first data loss mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who replys as Anonymous Coward is an idiot.

  29. Top 10? Methinketh Not!-Running Windows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course it isn't a complete list. It doesn't have "Running Windows" on it.

  30. Theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure they mention theft by nairobian monkeys, but what about just plain theft by crackheads or competitors. My dad's office was just burglarized and they took only his boxen. Left the monitors, keyboards, etcetera and got away before the cops could respond to the alarm. I guess the real d'oh part is that they did take his external drive which was running an overnight backup.
    I hope the ntfs encryption is strong enough to stop whoever it was if they were another lawyer and not just a mfing jackass.

  31. MS Trying To Be Your Mother? by Aoverify · · Score: 1

    Remember that @%#! paperclip that pops up in MS Office apps reminding you to save after x amount of minutes? Yes, I just publicly admitted to having knowledge of MS applications.

  32. Sometimes water can FIX dataloss. by enkidu · · Score: 2, Funny
    Back in the days of 3.5" diskettes being big enough to hold multiple documents, a secretary came to me, practically in tears, holding a very grungy and sticky 3.5" disk. She said it had all of her important documents and (of course) it was her only copy. She kept it in her purse and her hair gel had leaked all over it. Needless to say, it had completely gummed up the disk, even seeping into the disk itself. I couldn't even open the gate.

    I said I'd try to see what I could do. I carefully cracked the case open and wiped off the sticky gunk with warm water. I then opened another good floppy, replaced the disk with the cleaned and dried formerly gunky disk. I said a brief prayer to the Woz and put it in the computer. Hey presto! We immediately read all of the information and made three copies for her to have. One for her purse, one for her desk and one for her home. I kept the original disk on my office wall labelled "Lazarus" until the day I quit. Ah, the days of multiple grain sized magnetic domains...

    --

    There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself
    -Raymond Chandler, The Long Goodbye
    1. Re:Sometimes water can FIX dataloss. by dann0 · · Score: 1
      In the early 90's I worked for a company that specialised in computers for schools. Once I recieved a 5.25 inch disc (DFS) with a 'with compliements' slip stapled through the media, but it still worked (had to make sure the puncture wasn't tall enough to hit the head). AND in the same week, I also got a photo-copy of another disc. Not the disc in it's jacket, just the media. We took 'take the disc out of it's sleeve' out of our vocab after that.

      But, we extensively used water to hose down BBC model B keyboards after scrubbing them with a toothbrush and detergent. I'd do batches of 20 or 30 at a time. We'd leave them dry for two or three hours in the sun. If a keyswitch failed, I'd just solder a new one in. They were the days!

      --
      "The big question in our lives is how to be at the same time a hedonist and in a hurry" - Alain Ducasse (?)
  33. My Dad's PC ate my homework. by damiena · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm writing to share a tragic little story.

    My Dad has a PC that my sister and I used to use for our homework assignments. One night, I was writing a paper on it, when all of a sudden it went berserk, the screen started flashing, and the whole paper just disappeared. All of it. And it was a good paper! I had to cram and rewrite it really quickly. Needless to say, my rushed paper wasn't nearly as good, and I blame that PC for the grade I got.

    I'm happy to report that my sister and I now share an Apple PowerBook. It's a lot nicer to work on than my dad's PC was, it hasn't let me down once, and my grades have all been really good.

    Thanks, Apple.

    Ellen Feiss

    1. Re:My Dad's PC ate my homework. by Mattwolf7 · · Score: 1
      LOL!!!! MOD UP!

      If you are lost and confused visit http://www.apple.com/switch/ the find Ellen Feiss

    2. Re:My Dad's PC ate my homework. by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      Thats why you get a backup computer and save frequently to a network drive!

      --
      All misspellings and grammatical errors in the above post are intentional and part of my artistic expression.
  34. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  35. David Letterman should make a top 10 list for this by rune2 · · Score: 1

    Maybe number 1 on the list could be: Using a really big magnet.

  36. Re:Worst Data Loss by operagost · · Score: 1

    How does SHE know you don't still have it, eh?

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    Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
  37. my favorite is in the reader feedback by atarione · · Score: 1

    Some guy who went to Nairobi, and left his lappy unattended by an open hotel window.... A Monkey Stole it and then ran off into a tree. (LOL) Then we the guy tries to coax the monkey to give it back, finally yelling at the monkey in fustration...the monkey hucks it away, down it goes to the ground in bits.... omfg that is funny. Monkeys RULE... my brother had his bag of chips stolen by monkeys while he was in India in a similar (but less expensive manner).

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    actually I am happy to see you, however that is in fact a banana in my pocket.
    1. Re:my favorite is in the reader feedback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my brother had his bag of chips stolen by monkeys while he was in India in a similar (but less expensive manner).

      What a coincidence. Some slashbots are having their jobs stolen by monkeys in India (they do a similar, but much less expensive job).

    2. Re:my favorite is in the reader feedback by Rajesh+Gupta · · Score: 1

      And some Indian slashbots are getting new jobs from jealous monkeys. Whaddya know ?

    3. Re:my favorite is in the reader feedback by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

      Wow, let's take a joke that was already not funny, and make it less funny. Good job!

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      evil adrian
    4. Re:my favorite is in the reader feedback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at his username and web site. He made it fucking HILARIOUS!

  38. What a loser by doomdog · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    I have lost all my files last month. I was upgrading my computer hard disk. I forgot to back up my data. All my files gone. What a shame, although I have a Masters degree in computer science, I ignored the most basic step to safe guide your data.

    Michael Chan, Malaysia


    So, this loser with a Masters degree was "upgrading his hard drive" eh? So he took out the old drive and put in a new one, and now he can't find his files? He thinks he lost all of his data??? Maybe someone should tell this genius that yes, you can transfer data from the old drive to the new one....

    1. Re:What a loser by Nimloth · · Score: 1

      I think by "upgrading his computer hard disk" he meant "making more room on it" (aka formating).

    2. Re:What a loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha. Yep, outsource our work to those educated foriegners.

    3. Re:What a loser by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      He was probably upgrading, threw out/sold the old drive, cause it sucked, and lost all his data.

      --

      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    4. Re:What a loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure makes me wonder about the value of those foreign masters degrees...

    5. Re:What a loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy supposedly has a Masters Degree and can't get a simple term like "upgrading" or "formatting" right?

    6. Re:What a loser by garwain · · Score: 1

      I wondered about that one. Does he really have a masters or is it a BS in CS? The only real data of importance that I have lost in the 3 years that I've been working fulltime in the computer field was earlier this week when the power flickered causing my system to reboot when I had about 100 lines of code that hadn't been saved, plus the 5 web pages I had open to the sites I was reading through code samples on disappeared into the vast history list, never to be seen again.

  39. I use RAID-0 all the time and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    have never had a problem period. AND I backup frequently just in case. oh who cares.

    1. Re:I use RAID-0 all the time and by Recbo · · Score: 1

      I've never had a problem with raid-0 or reiser, but I was too lazy to burn in a new set of drives one time and one of them had a bad spot that didn't show up until it filled up to a point. That wiped out reiserfs on the raid partition. I had backup for that, though.

      Another time I wiped out a two-drive raid0 by backup up, yes, if it ain't broke, don't back it up. I backed up /dev/null and /dev/urandom in such a way as to overflow both disks all night--"government wipe". How they wiped beyond a single md device and partition I cannot say.

  40. That reminds me... by Admiral+Llama · · Score: 1

    Funny, I was just surfing around trying to find a more elegant way of doing tape backups on Mac OSX, I got bored and popped back to /. only to see this article.

    Anybody have any good (and free, this is a personal system) suggestions for doing archives to a DDS3 drive?

    And yes, the "Server" in question here is old enough such that it came with onboard SCSI.

    1. Re:That reminds me... by bobbozzo · · Score: 1
      umm... tar?

      Try reading this . It should apply to OSX, I believe.

      --
      Nothing to see here; Move along.
    2. Re:That reminds me... by Admiral+Llama · · Score: 1

      I was actually thinking of dump/restore.

      Previously on Linux I was using an Arkeia freebie demo copy, but they only make the client for OSX not the server side.

    3. Re:That reminds me... by Sosarian · · Score: 1

      I prefer afio or flexbackup with afio

  41. Trying to write a "virus"... by dynamiteweb · · Score: 0

    Back when I was 10 and working in good 'ol DOS, I thought a cool trick to play on someone would be to create a little BAT file that attribed everything to +read-only, +hidden, and +system ... *recursivley*, effectively leaving the whole hard drive appearing blank. Of course, being a smart little kid, I wrote another BAT file to un-do the mess.

    When the time came to test it out, sure enough, it made *all* the files dissappear... even the ones that could revert my little trick. Oops.

    And to top it off, I couldn't get any of the other ATTRIB.EXE files to work off any floppies because of differing DOS versions and corrupt 5.25" disks, so I called it quits and reformatted.

    Moral of the story: don't test a desctructive "virus" on the only machine that has the antidote.

  42. Re:Top 10? Methinketh Not! by kevin_conaway · · Score: 1

    Actually it is. If you look closely, there is a sidenote on the lefthand side that contains a top 10 list. Strange way to format the article though

  43. Swiffer by G4Outcast · · Score: 2, Funny

    A friend of mine was installing a DVD drive on his friend's computer. While he stepped away for a second to get something, his friend thought it would be a good idea to Swiffer the motherboard because it was "dusty". No data was lost, but that's a really great way to screw up your motherboard. That's an expensive mistake she'll never make again!

  44. wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where am i a href=http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles /A35341-2003Oct16.html

    1. Re:wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or this loser

    2. Re:wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no really

    3. Re:wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  45. These are not the top 10, but the ODDEST 10 by Artifex · · Score: 1

    Also, don't forget, these are only the accidents/incidents for machines submitted for recovery. By far the most common way to lose data is probably to lose your laptop in the airport, either forgetting it or having it stolen. I remember reading an article about airport lost and founds getting thousands of these yearly. Considering that few people run encryption, that's an incredible industrial disaster waiting to happen.

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    Get off my launchpad!
  46. ARGH! by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    One of my sister-in-laws apparently repeatedly lost data while writing university assignments by kicking the plug to her desktop out of its socket. It was never really clear to me why she didn't avoid (much) of that problem by using frequent automatic backup, but she didn't.

    No joke! I have had this happen to me COUNTLESS times at a previous job due to poor placement of the power outlet. And auto-save may save your ass when working in Word or Open Office, I don't know of too many programming editors that auto-save changes, namely because you wouldn't *want* that most of the time ( unless the vi swap file counts, but I wouldn't depend on that! )

    Anyone listning who designs cubicles.. PLEASE PLACE THE OUTLETS OFF TO THE SIDE OF THE CUBE INSTEAD OF UNDER THE WORK AREA!

    Really it is such a retarded location for the outlet, just begging to be knocked by your foot, yet I still see the cords there all the time. Thankfully, not at my desk anymore!

    1. Re:ARGH! by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Buy some of those kid safe products to lock the cord in the outlet.

    2. Re:ARGH! by __aafutm5472 · · Score: 1

      When we were in the planning stages of one of our new warehouses where I currently work, we made sure to add in that the electrical outlets be placed at desktop level. It's so much nicer, and nobody kicks the dang plugs.

      Dang users...

    3. Re:ARGH! by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      There's one in particular where you plug the cord into the outlet and a hard plastic cover snaps over to hold the plug in place. It will prevent you from damaging the cord as well as unplugging it.

  47. Oh the irony. by Mattwolf7 · · Score: 1
    Hmm this article is about how idiots killed their laptops. Wait a second... Is anyone else getting HP Laptop ads? -> this one

    "Small and lightweight for go-anywhere portability.
    >travel lighter"

    hehe

  48. Re:Worst Data Loss by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 0, Troll

    Crap! I knew I shouldn't have told her!

    I guess if I'm dumb enough to accidentally delete a file...

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    evil adrian
  49. Best way to loose data: by physicsboy500 · · Score: 1

    Trust a computer nerd saying format c: is the road to recovery

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    The original generic sig.
    1. Re:Best way to loose data: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you really mean "Best way to let loose or release data?"

      Because that is what you said.

  50. What, no beep-beep? (nt) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no text here

  51. Yes, I make backups... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I backup everything to /dev/null, that's okay, right?

  52. Another stupid way to loose data by MrDelSarto · · Score: 5, Funny

    When showing some people around your very impressive computer room say: see this! It's a hot plug RAID array for one of our production file servers with a couple of hundred gigabytes of storage. I could just pull any one of these drives out right now and no one would even notice. In fact, let me demonstrate ...

    Unfortunatley it wasn't as redundant as he expected :(

    1. Re:Another stupid way to loose data by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Not much of a RAID array now was it?

      The stories of RAID arrays failing when they shouldn't is kind of amusing in a scary kind of way.

      I actually did just that, but by accident, with my computer and a RAID 1 array. I was messing around with a failing fan when I oh-so-cleverly pulled out the power plug of one of the hard disks. Even though this is just a cheap controller (no hot swapping), it did not crash the computer. Instead, I just had a little pop up dialog along the lines of "Master drive on controller one has failed." I was like "Oh shit!" Quickly shut down the computer, rehooked up the drive, and when I powered it back on, it detected both drives were back, and it reimaged the drive I accidently pulled. I was back on my way with no loss in about 90 minutes. I can only wonder what trouble one could get in if they pulled the power on a RAID 0 array though.

    2. Re:Another stupid way to loose data by afidel · · Score: 1

      Former coworker told me about his first real sysadmin job. Running RAID5 on a cluster of Netware servers. He was telling the CIO about how a single disk failure would go by without a problem, so the CIO pulled a random disk, no problem, then he opened his mouth and talked about how a single system failure would not effect their largest customer who ran on that cluster, well the CIO asks him if he's sure about that, he says not really but he believes so. The CIO tells him his job depends on it as he pulls the plug from one of the clustered systems, luckily the customer never noticed but man talk about trial by fire =)

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    3. Re:Another stupid way to loose data by burns210 · · Score: 1

      done that! actually, i pulled 2 on a 4-disk raid... had i waited, it would have rebuilt itself, but the errors that occured shortly after the drive swap made me panic and reinstall... o well, another lesson learned.

    4. Re:Another stupid way to loose data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately drives are horribly unreliable and properly configured arrays handle failing drives so well, that he might have already has one of them fail and not yet noticed. It's an amusing shock when you're using a production system, check the status and find that one of the drives dropped out of the array. Ideally you've have it configured to page someone or something, but if we lived in an ideal world we wouldn't need redundancy.

    5. Re:Another stupid way to loose data by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

      Dear Slashdot Forum:

      I never thjought this would happen to me but,
      we had a nine drive RAID 5. We didn't need a nine drive array, but we didn't want any of the extra drives disappearing to midnight acquisitions (as drives on a shelf are want to do) so we slapped all of our spare drives into the array. The array was set up with five active drives and four drives in backup.

      The Monday before The Big Demo(tm) I came into work. The RAID was in recovery mode - one of the drives had failed. That afternoon a second drive failed. Over the next two days THREE MORE drives failed. Sure I had backup tapes, so we didn't lose any data, but we lost three days me screwing around with purchasing trying to get replacement drives and build a new raid.

      LESSON: Never build a RAID from drives from the same manufacturer. While consistancy is a nice thing, manufacturing defects suck.

      Disclaimer: This happened a long time ago and I don't think I have all of the details right (I'm no longer a Sysadmin), but the jist of the story is correct.

  53. You didn't by Rajesh+Gupta · · Score: 1

    You're a fuckin' troll.

    1. Re:You didn't by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 0, Troll

      Troll? Really? Let's consult the Slashdot FAQ:

      "Troll -- A Troll is similar to Flamebait, but slightly more refined. This is a prank comment intended to provoke indignant (or just confused) responses. A Troll might mix up vital facts or otherwise distort reality, to make other readers react with helpful "corrections." Trolling is the online equivalent of intentionally dialing wrong numbers just to waste other people's time."

      I wasn't trying to provoke indignant or confused reponses. I was "making a joke", as we say in the USA. I don't know what you call it over in India.

      We call people who use words incorrectly "idiots."

      What do you call them in India, idiot?

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      evil adrian
    2. Re:You didn't by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

      I think this thread makes it obvious how totally fucked up the moderation system is on Slashdot, when people can't even read a fucking definition.

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      evil adrian
    3. Re:You didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, it's criminal. You should have been modded Offtopic and Flamebait instead.

      And they call what you're doing insanity (posting the same crap and expecting different results).

    4. Re:You didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over here we call them Americans.

    5. Re:You didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BURN!

  54. BEEP BEEP BEEP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

  55. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just curious, wouldn't that only kill the circuit? not the smallest particle of dust can touch the platters. heat? nah maybe?

  56. When I wanna lose data... by EvilJohn · · Score: 1

    ... I just save it all to SourceSafe.

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    Less Talk, More Beer.
    1. Re:When I wanna lose data... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a SourceSafe administrator I resent that comment.

      Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go run analyze on a couple of databases..

  57. Re:Top 10? Methinketh Not! by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

    It's on the right in Mozilla.

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  58. 10 ways to lose your data? by dr_dank · · Score: 1

    I'm glad that Simon and Garfunkel are finally moving into the 21st century.

    Don't save your file, kyle

    Drop your machine, dean

    Rip out the cable, Abel

    Just listen to me.

    Hit delete, Pete

    I don't need to repeat

    Theres ten ways to set your data free.

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    Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
    1. Re:10 ways to lose your data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see and hear no Garfunkel in that.

  59. Users storing information in the recycle bin! by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 2, Funny

    I once had the joy of supporting users of MS Exchange. For some reason I needed to delete and re-create someones exchange account (as you do). I'd moved all their important exchange folders somewhere during the procedure, deleted, created and moved them back, gave them a call and told them that whatever problem they were having was solved (as you do) and left it at that.

    Five minutes later they're on the phone again asking where a whole load of their information is! I log in to their account, have a nose around, find various bits of data in various folders and ask them what the probelm is(as you do). Anyway, like you know from the subject anyway, they'd stored all their important information in the handy "Recycle" bin.

    The worst part is that after that I have to defend myself against being blamed for *their* data loss! Duh!

    1. Re:Users storing information in the recycle bin! by Victa · · Score: 1

      I had a user who stored several hundred megabytes of (important) word/excel documents in \windows\temp... The she got upset when during routine maintenenace I deleted them without realising that they were important.

      Thankfully MY boss just laughed at her and told HER boss she was a F@cking idiot...

  60. top 11 by ferrocene · · Score: 1

    They forgot blowtorch

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  61. What about "Autosync"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A client today erased his palmpilot by letting the batteries drain, then synced his palm to his desktop. This would work if he hadn't previously set the sync app to overwrite the desktop with the data on the palm.

  62. Rubik's Disk Drive by Detritus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used to have a UNIX system (Multibus 10 MHz 68010) that had an 8" floppy disk drive for backing up files. The file backup software would write a track on the floppy and immediately read the track to verify the integrity of the data. This worked fine until some bits in the track selection logic of the floppy drive failed. After that, the drive would position the head on a semi-random track when it received a head positioning command. The backup software continued to run without any reported errors. The problem was discovered when the hard disk was replaced and I attempted to restore the filesystem. Every floppy disk in the backup set was hopelessly scrambled.

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  63. Traven Tape by rossz · · Score: 1

    How I lost my data. I spent several months trying to get a Traven tape drive to work in Linux so I could back up my server. I never did get a backup to work. So a few weeks ago the power supply blew and took out both hard drives with all my precious data.

    Screw Seagate for saying the Traven had native support in Linux. And screw the hard drive makers for making drives that were killed so easily.

    Oh, and screw myself for not giving up on the tape drive and coming up with a backup policy that worked.

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    -- Will program for bandwidth
    1. Re:Traven Tape by jbuhler · · Score: 1

      "Traven" tapes? As your experience indicates, their motto must be:

      Backups? We ain't got no backups! We don' need no stinking backups!

      (OK, OK, -1 obscure)

    2. Re:Traven Tape by Zorbie · · Score: 1

      Not that obscure ;)

      The Warriors

      or... Badgers, we don't need no stinkin' badgers!

      U.H.F. :)

  64. Foolish People . . . by aynrandfan · · Score: 1
    I just can't believe some people can be so stupid!

    ***SPLASH***

    DAMMIT!!!

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  65. OS Deleting the Data by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    The computers at my university are running XP, for some reason, probably due to some weird setup, will erase teh usb memory card if it is plugged in when you log in, and try to use it as your working directory. I only ever lost data once this way, and not anything I didn't have a backup of, but I still think it weird that it would delete data without even telling or asking you.

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    Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    1. Re:OS Deleting the Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually that seems one step away from genius keeping viruses and the like from getting into the network.

  66. ypu really got to love by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    a computer story that starts out:
    "I was not aware that Nairobi has a great problem with monkeys which cause a lot of nuisance."

    I remember once, I left my laptop by my window and left for lunch. When I came back I found a monkey sitting at it typing the complete work of Shakespear.

    He mis-spelled "thee", stupid monkey.

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    1. Re:ypu really got to love by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, did this lunch last an infinite amount of time?

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    2. Re:ypu really got to love by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      When I came back I found a monkey sitting at it typing the complete work of Shakespear.

      It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times???"

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    3. Re:ypu really got to love by mks113 · · Score: 1
      This is Africa! Lunch breaks sometimes last all week. In fact, there are quite a few people who don't even exist who are getting paid!

      Nairobi had a crackdown on city workers earlier this year and found over 4000 "Phantom workers" who were getting paid, but didn't exist.

  67. heh.. I've seen a good one by marcushnk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Silly wench put her brand new 6 k IBM thinkpad on the electric stove while she "powdered her nose", when she came back it was a black smokey mess. :-D I still rib her about it..

    --
    "Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far
  68. Re:One another note: by cdc179 · · Score: 1

    Using winblows is the #1 way to loose data!

  69. Re:Top 10? Methinketh Not! by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

    I gather they mean 'ten most unusual' ways of losing data, which would be the exact opposite of a 'top ten' list. But it's hard to tell. Lots of people leave laptops on car roofs, etc, very few people shoot them.

    If it was the ten most common ways of losing data, I would expect the most common would be "windows viruses", "user stupidity" and "tech support replacing a perfectly good harddrive that has developed an almost unnoticable whine on the basis that this might one day fail and cause data loss, without making a backup first"

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  70. A colleague was teaching himself SCSI... by KNicolson · · Score: 1

    ...by sending random commands to the hard disk controller. Of course, it was the one and only HD on the PC, and being the typical engineer had no backups. And of course, he sent some command that does a factory reset (or similar) of the whole controller hardware, thereby turning his HD into a large doorstop, losing at least a month's worth of development on that and other projects.

    I feel I should add a moral, but that wasn't the first time, and won't be the last, that he lost large quantities of data.

  71. nice daemon you got by trick-knee · · Score: 1

    > Instead she had her mother pop in at regular
    > intervals to remind her to save manually.

    I guess mom was driven by a daemon?

    anyway, that's a great cron task to have set up. this opens up nearly limitless vistas. you could have mom also bring a nice drink also, for instance.

    dang, and people get all excited when they get some tape drive to do backups. sheesh.

    1. Re:nice daemon you got by doomdog · · Score: 1

      I guess mom was driven by a daemon?

      Wouldn't that be a daemom instead???

  72. Backup To Kazaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should have backed it up to Kazaa like that Libby Hoeler girl. :)

  73. sister-in-law's make great stories by w42w42 · · Score: 1

    Let's see. Had a call once, she couldn't get her computer to work, and her first paper as a freshman in college was about due. Her room mate had used it w/o problem the night before though, but I, 200 miles away, seemed a better person to ask ...

    "Is the power on?". The questioning silence was a clue, and I asked the question again, this time receiving a response. "The thing with all the plugs in it is lit up, if that's what you mean"

    That was a start, so I asked her to press the power button on the computer itself. After explaining to her it was the largest button on the box without a screen, we were in business.

  74. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i remember that article, there were even photos of the whole deal...

    lmao!!! :-P

  75. Fascinating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of my sister-in-laws apparently repeatedly lost data while writing university assignments by kicking the plug to her desktop out of its socket.

    Let me guess. Liberal arts major.

    1. Re:Fascinating... by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah, I used to do this back in my old development job. If you're 6'7", like to slouch, and have to cram your legs under the desk, sooner or later you're going to give the powerboard a boot ( sometimes while tapping your foot along to the Doors ).

      The worst bit was that the server that I kept kicking out was a SCO development box that I didn't actually work on. So I wouldn't know anything was wrong until I heard the screams of rage from the next office. In answer to the obvious question, "Why didn't you stop kicking it out?" I pose one in return - "Why was the power for a dev server coming from under some random coders desk?"

      YLFI
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  76. ... Just say no to windows NT Beta copies by prmths · · Score: 1

    back when win2k beta was out, i decided to try it out.. I converted the drives to ntfs and everything.. after it rebooted a few times, it was installed and all of the sudden.. it wouldnt let me copy files in any way... no copy/paste, no drag/drop, command prompt didnt want to work.. nothing.
    i rebooted the machine... same thing...
    i decided to try to read the files with a linux boot disk.. no such luck... something about it being a new version of ntfs or something... so i tried the recovery disks... ...they decided to format the HD completely with no prompting or anything.... I lost about 20GB of (legal) videos and music that day...
    moral of the story: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES INSTALL A MS BETA PRODUCT ON A LIVE MACHINE! ;)

    1. Re:... Just say no to windows NT Beta copies by cranos · · Score: 1

      True Moral of this Story: If you are going to play with new toys, backup backup backup.

    2. Re:... Just say no to windows NT Beta copies by ChoGGi · · Score: 1

      i would say its do not under any circumstances have 20 gigs of videos and music on the same partition as windows in beta

    3. Re:... Just say no to windows NT Beta copies by il_diablo · · Score: 1

      moral of the story: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES INSTALL A MS BETA PRODUCT ON A LIVE MACHINE! ;)

      Er, perhaps one should question the wisdom of installing ANY beta operating system on a live machine.

      That is why they call them betas.

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    4. Re:... Just say no to windows NT Beta copies by prmths · · Score: 1

      ... good point...

  77. Windows ME experience.... by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

    I used windows ME for a little while. Kept 4 backups. Amount of time for all 4 backups to fail: 10 days. Interestingly 3 of those 4 wernt caused by windows itself. (1 hard drive failure, 1 caused by Norton system works, 1 caused by my college's "protection and update" disk, and the final one the OS just corrupted to the point of not being usable. However No actual data was lost ofther than some of the Operation system files, wich I replaced with windows 98SE and XP. (Used Linux to recover all files from the drives, wich I also had on that computer)

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    All misspellings and grammatical errors in the above post are intentional and part of my artistic expression.
    1. Re:Windows ME experience.... by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

      I have it on good authority from a cousin of mine who suffers from both that WinME is worse than the actual disease ME.

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  78. Telescopes too by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

    There is story that circulates amongst astronomers that an irate astronomer once emptied their pistol into the main mirror of the telescope at McDonald Observatory in Texas. (Bear in mind that this mirror would have been polished to an accuracy of about 1/20,000 of a millimeter.) Supposedly the mirror did not crack, so they just painted the damaged areas black and still use it.

    (I never observed there, so I can't personally verify this story. I only found one reference on the web.)

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    Quattuor res in hoc mundo sanctae sunt: libri, liberi, libertas et liberalitas.
  79. Master's Degree, eh? by Morel · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the article:

    I have lost all my files last
    month. I was upgrading my
    computer hard disk. I forgot to
    back up my data. All my files
    gone. What a shame, although
    I have a Masters degree in
    computer science, I ignored
    the most basic step to safe
    guide your data.
    Michael Chan, Malaysia

    Yes, Alex. I'll take "People you should NEVER hire" for $200.

    1. Re:Master's Degree, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Alex. I'll take "People you should NEVER hire" for $200.

      He's Malaysian, eh? That must be cross-listed under "people who will have your job in under 5 years". Have fun standing in the unemployment line while this doofus is trashing your old office workstation...

    2. Re:Master's Degree, eh? by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      Ah, the game is afoot. I'll take "anal bum cover" for $100, Trebek.

  80. guitar players by tobes · · Score: 1

    don't put your laptop on or near your amp. trust me.

    1. Re:guitar players by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this the fuck up...

  81. my turn by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

    My most catastrophic data loss so far occured 3 weeks ago. I plugged a new drive into a hot swap raid chassis. It would have been good if it had been the chassis with no data. Instead, I plugged it into the one with our accounting data, and the SCSI BIOS flipped out and lost all my data. PHBs, protect your data. Sysadmins, protect yourselfs. Advocate the distribution of free coffee within your office... before it's too late.

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    1. Re:my turn by afidel · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the HP tech that came out to replace the dead disk in our AV system's RAID array, for some reason when he plugged the new disk in the controller started recreating the array, FROM the new disk instead of TO it! Luckily all the data was mearly local cache of the corporate AV repository, instead of real data loss we just had a slow WAN for a couple days =)

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  82. They left out the best one... by Kenja · · Score: 1

    A rubber mallet used on a hard drive just before the end of the warranty period.

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    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    1. Re:They left out the best one... by Kevitt · · Score: 1

      I prefer a degausser :D

    2. Re:They left out the best one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One workshop I used to work in used to keep a 'modified' laptop AC adaptor nicknamed 'the terminator', it allowed us to introduct direct current to any part of the computer we desired if we needed to DOA/Terminate a computer to return it to customer relations on behalf of a customer.

      I've also removed/instered RAM or processors in a live machine while trying to permanently disable it, and while we did training on the early Apple G3s we were warned about the damage you could do in Open Firmware which could effectively kill logic board if you weren't 'carefull'. :)
      Sara the destroyer

    3. Re:They left out the best one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've lost count of the number of credit cards I've lost to the deguassing wand... :(

      Sara

  83. Those Crazy Brits! by mikewren420 · · Score: 1

    From the article: I managed to lose 20GB of data that was on a hard drive I had in my rucksack was taking it to friends house to copy the data. I was also driving a rather powerful motorbike in dreadful conditions, I rolled on the power hit, the back wheel spun out on a tram track and bang I went down right on my rucksack.

    Wha? Translator?!?

  84. Laptop dropped onto freeway at ~80mph, survives. by zbuffered · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you want to read a great story about how a web developer's laptop was lost (no data lost, as he keeps full backups at all times) and then found, read this first thread: Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Fire
    followed by the second thread: Un Fookin Believeable. Laptop Found.

    The guy that finds his laptop e-mails him and tells him this great story.

    The story is worth a read, check it out!

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    Synergy is your friend
  85. My term paper by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    I'm taking a class from a really tough professor. 10% of the grade was based on the midterm, 90% on the final term paper. The term paper was due on the last day of class of the spring quarter. This was back in the days of 8088's. I had an awesome term paper written up in WordStar. Carefully researched, yada, yada, yada. I print it up the night before, pick it up in the morning, check to make sure it's my paper and not my roommates, and hand it in to the prof. Summer vacation! Yahoo!

    Sometime around July my grades arrive in the mail. I got an F. Aaaargh. It was the first F I had ever received in my life. Around August the term paper is mailed back (nice of the prof), and I promptly threw it across the room. It landed on the wall and slid down behind my bed. Otherwise I might have ripped it to shreds and you, the ever patient reader, would never hear the punch line.

    Cleaning up my room around November, I found the paper. I had gotten over most of my anguish at failing grade. I was currently taking this same class all over again, just to expunge that black mark from my record. So I started reading the prof's comments to see what I had done horribly wrong, so I wouldn't get another emotionally scarring grade.

    First page looked good. Second page looked good. No wait! I didn't write that stuff! The entire rest of the paper was from other documents on the system, plus some random gibberish. WTF!

    Lesson learned. Always proofread the entire paper in hardcopy before submitting it. Perhaps the professor might have realized what happened and contacted me before assigning me an F. Or maybe he assumed I was trying to fool him, that he wouldn't actually read the whole paper. In any case, an agonizing failing grade that still leaves a scar upon my soul.

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  86. Fubarmon and Snafunkel by bursch-X · · Score: 1

    "50 ways to loose your data" wasn't that a song sung by Simon and Garfunkel?

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    1. Re:Fubarmon and Snafunkel by The+FooMiester · · Score: 1

      It's "50 Ways to Hose Your Code", but still, yeah.

      Something like that.

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      The previous has been a secret message to my comrades.
  87. User Error by Best_Username_Ever · · Score: 1

    Quoth the article: Experts say the technical breakdown of computers is still the main cause of data loss

    I don't know who these "experts" are, but I respectfully disagree. I assert that the primary cause of data loss is users deleting the data, then realising later that they needed it.

  88. Travan Technology by Detritus · · Score: 1

    I have several Travan "write only" tape drives. Not only can they not read tapes written by other drives, they have a difficult time reading their own tapes.

    --
    Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
  89. seen in a chat room: by whitelines · · Score: 1

    "I'm not worried about RIAA or anybody else raiding me, I've set up a batch script which automatically formats all my hard drives"
    errr, this leet haxor is going to be in for a rude surprise when all his files are miraculously rebuilt...

    --
    /* TBD */
  90. That's silly.. by thanq · · Score: 1, Funny
    (...)Instead she had her mother pop in at regular intervals to remind her to save manually.

    That's just plain silly and thoughtless.

    She should have had her mother AND her father AND her brother remind her to save work. Everyone knows that multiple redundant backups are a way to go.

    On a second thought, however, if you have only a mother constantly reminding you to do something it's already redundant and you are only utlizing minimum resources.... BRILLIANT!

    1. Re:That's silly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its almost but not quite a grandfather, father, son backup system :-)

  91. frisbee by seriv · · Score: 1

    How about playing frisbee with your HD platters. Thats a great way to rm -rf (as a figure of speech) your data!
    -Seriv

    1. Re:frisbee by Syrrh · · Score: 1

      Maybe you haven't noticed, but platters tend to be extremely brittle. Not terribly easy to initially break, but once they do it'll change from a game of frisbee to a game of Operation.

  92. IO error:laptop used as weapon by jealous husband by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    C'mon, these folk aren't even trying.

    "I went over to Mrs X's house to help fix a virus. Well one thing led to another and the bedroom. We had the laptop going (recording USB cam) when Mr X walked in...."

    In the old pre-Carley [btw: don't correct me and tell me it's actually Carly or Karley or something. I don't care] HP days they had a publication called "HP Journal". Each issue had an article on how a piece of HP kit had survived a serious mechanical incident (car crash, fire etc...). My favourite was the one where this guy took a spectrum analyzer out of the trunk while he (un)loaded something else. He forgot yo put it back and reversed over it. The case got damanged but it worked fine and was only fixed when sent in for recalibration a year or so later.

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  93. Serious question by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    Over the past couple of years, I have had three hard drives go bad in Mac laptops running OS X. Prior to OS X, I hadn't had any problems with drives going bad.

    In each of these cases, the problem turned out to be a hardware problem and, no I wasn't shooting the computers out of a canon or something crazy like described in the article.

    Do you think this is OS X, or could it be that today's larger hard drives are more prone to failure because they have a lot more sectors that each could go bad? (Or am I just unlucky?)

    One machine (an iBook) started making a weird clicking sound. It has been sitting there all day with no one touching it and just suddenly starting making a weird sound. The hard drive never worked after that.

    Another one I was developing on and it crashed such that I had to reboot the machine. (Not super uncommon when developing...) and the hard drive never worked again after that.

    The third case was pretty similar. All three got replaced under warranty. Not sure what brand the HDs were. In all the cases, I tried recovery with Drive 10, which reported physical problems with the disk.

    --
    Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
    1. Re:Serious question by nutbar · · Score: 1
      In each of these cases, the problem turned out to be a hardware problem and, no I wasn't shooting the computers out of a canon or something crazy like described in the article.

      How did you manage to rig your printer up to do that?

    2. Re:Serious question by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      They're probably Toshiba or IBM drives. Toshiba makes the worst laptop drives. They work great for the first month or two, but then they start getting louder and louder and eventually die.

    3. Re:Serious question by Analog+Penguin · · Score: 1

      My iBook's hard drive also began making a clicking noise, but after about a minute of (nails on chalkboard) clicking, it would finally spin up and run normally. Of course I immediately backed up, but it kept going like that for about a month before I replaced it. I'd run OS X for about six months when I first got it, and then used Linux for another nine or so.

      I soon after bought a dualie G4, but that's probably not the solution for everyone.

  94. Even the Data recovery people won't be able by wizkid · · Score: 1


    This data is GONE!!!

    http://www.singsingsing.com/has3/drivewithslug.j pg

    --
    I take no responsibility for what I say. Even though I'm never wrong :)
  95. Re:One another note: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi.

  96. Ways I've lost stuff by natefanaro · · Score: 1

    I was low level formatting a hard drive that I had so I could use it in another pc to install an os. A buddy of mine comes over when it's in the middle for formatting and asks "What are you doing?" I reply "I'm formatting that hard drive." and I pointed at the drive I was trying to wipe out. He looked at the drive, looked at the screen and said "You're formatting the wrong drive." Sure enough, I had the wrong drive and erased the drive with all my docs, music, movies, pics, etc. I now make it a point to only keep the drive that I am working on connected.

    Another time I was playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 on my iBook that I had for 3 days. I wasn't using the power adapter and it shut off on it's own. I turn it back on and no matter what it won't boot! I know everything wasn't lost but damn, something was messed up.

    Oh yea. I bought a game for my Mac 512k. Brought it home and went out for some reason. I come back and my mom goes up to me and says, "I treid playing your game and I put the disk in and it said Format. So I figured I had to format it to use it... so I did." Doh!

  97. Dropped mine down 15 feet of steps.. by Ceadda · · Score: 1

    End over end just like in the article. No damage at all, no repairs needed. It feel when a strap on a case ripped, taking the zipper with it, the laptop flipping between peoples feet as it fell. It was a Toshiba... Satellite 1805.

    --
    *There's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape em off Jim!*
  98. Yep. by mraymer · · Score: 1

    Yes, I did. ;)

    --

    "To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." -Stephen Hawking

  99. Jesus Saves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only that but makes regular backups.

  100. Reset Button by psycole · · Score: 1

    I was working on some awesome animation (without saving) for a few hours in a school computer lab, when my friend came in to use the pc beside mine.

    He pressed the power button of the wrong computer.

    1. Re:Reset Button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the lesson here is, look before you turn on your computer....

      WRONG, it's save your frickin' work for Christ's sake.

      Actually it's both.

  101. we all know this one by nickgrieve · · Score: 1

    "Oh, I was just cleaing up, I saw all these files, but I don't use them at all, so I deleted them..."

    1. Re:we all know this one by cranos · · Score: 1

      Aaaaarrrgggghhhhh...

      Must repress memories of clueless engineer who decided to remove sys.ini file from w95 laptop. Had to do a complete reinstall from floppy.

  102. Ruined laptop in drunken stupor... by Smelecat · · Score: 1

    One of the marketoids at my spouse's job was an infamous heavy drinker while out of town on business trips. One night he passed out in his hotel room after a drunken binge. A few hours later he staggered out of bed and took a piss in his opened laptop. Just to rub it in, she discreetly puts a urinal cake on his (new) laptop keyboard when he's away from his desk.

  103. I can top that... by quacking+duck · · Score: 1
    A decent backup regimen sometimes backfires... if you're stupid enough to mess it up!

    A few years back I had some severe problems with my computer; eventually turned out the L2 cache card had gone bad. Before that revelation though, I was living through random freezes but had no choice but to plod on and make frequent saves (university assignments you see).

    One crash was real bad though--corrupted filesystem. Norton was able to get the system bootable again, did a quick check and nothing too obvious was broken. Breathing a sigh of relief I quickly did what I shouldn't have done--I backed up my critical files.

    Problem was, I forgot to check the integrity of all critical files before copying them to my backup Zip disk! This didn't dawn on me until I opened my email program and most of my email archive, over a year's worth, was gone! By then it was too late.

    Lesson learned. I always did frequent saves, work on a hard disk file then copy to floppy when done, etc. After that though, I made sure I kept two "generations" of backups now, and on different media too. None offsite though; if my house burns down dataloss will probably be the least of my concerns.

  104. Not top 10, but still by igny · · Score: 1

    I have heard stories about people whose only way to save data in MS Office was to close the window and reply 'yes' on the popup question 'Do you want to save it?' Sometimes they lost 1-5 hours worth of changes, sometimes the whole documents.

    --
    In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra
  105. I thought I was soooo smart... by bscott · · Score: 2, Funny

    Circa 1992, I had two separate hard drives on my Amiga, and I backed up one to the other. I figured, it's a LOT cheaper than a tape drive, and way faster than floppies.

    A hard drive fails to spin up one morning.

    Ten minutes later, I wreck the second one while trying to pull the first one out of the system (I still don't know how exactly).

    Lost about 5 years' worth of stuff...

    --
    Perfectly Normal Industries
  106. Probabilities, not interleaving by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    Beware your RAID-0 arrays. Screwing carelessly with these setups can cause you many problems, data interleaving and all that.

    The "interleaving" has nothing to do with it. While it is more complex, the major factor is that each drive you add to a stripe increases the chance one in the set will fail. Basically, take the MTBF and divide by the number of drives in the array, and that's your MTBF for the array; an array of 3 drives will fail in one third of the time of a single drive, on average. That's why you NEVER do RAID 0 for anything even remotely critical- alone it is for speed ONLY. Never do less than RAID 5 on critical data- preferably RAID 1 or 0+1.

    1. Re:Probabilities, not interleaving by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The "interleaving" has nothing to do with it.

      Uh, yes, it does. If you have n drives, a given block m will be stored on the m%n disk. If you lose a disk, you lose 1/n of the data in a distributed fashion. This is to improve read and write speed as you no doubt know. It certainly means you're going to suffer a loss of data than if you simply had two drives in some vanilla configuration and you lost one. (Say, the first drive was full and the second was only partially full--all the data on the first disk will be intact.)

      In my case, I am not even talking about disk failure, I am talking about stupid user failure. I screwed up my array (don't ask how--I don't remember) because I was careless and using LVM to do it. My second disk would not read as part of the array anymore. That means I lost every other block of the data I had.

    2. Re:Probabilities, not interleaving by argmanah · · Score: 1

      Never do less than RAID 5 on critical data- preferably RAID 1 or 0+1.

      How is RAID 1 or 0+1 preferable to RAID 5? In a RAID 5 array, 1 drive can fail and your system is still fine. With RAID 1, 1 drive can fail. In a Raid 0+1, 1 drive can fail in a worst case scenario (both the primary drive and mirror for the same stripe could fail at once). In a setup where you can afford a hot-spare drive that rebuilds immediately when another drive fails, a RAID 5 serves most purposes just as effeciently and cheaper than a RAID 1 or 0+1 solution (it depends on how many drives you have to work with obviously). Actually, in the cases where you couldn't afford an extra hot spare drive, you couldn't afford a more costly RAID 1 or 0+1 setup anyways.

      For critical data where you want true multiple points of redundancy, you would use a 5+1 array. In the worst case scenario, a 5+1 array tolerates 3 simultaneous points of failure, something none of the solutions you've suggested offer.

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      Overrated Moderation: This posts sucks... because.
    3. Re:Probabilities, not interleaving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just finished reading Blueprints for High Availability by Marcus and Stern. I refer you to chapter 7, HA Data Management. A Raid 1+0 (striped mirrors) would survive losing two disks, while a Raid 5 with one parity disk could only lose one.

      Rick DeBay

    4. Re:Probabilities, not interleaving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      preferably RAID 1 or 0+1
      You mean Raid 1+0 (striped mirrors) not 0+1 (mirrored stripes). 0+1 is more likely to fail than 1+0, and takes longer to rebuild.

      Rick "pedantic" DeBay
  107. COMPLETELY out of the sockets, eh...? by RexHowland · · Score: 1

    My mother was so infuriated that she couldn't get something to print, she proceeded to completely rip the keyboard and mouse out of the sockets and throw them out the window."
    Brian, Scotland


    And that's so much more impressive than only partially ripping them out of the sockets. As far as I can tell, all she really did was forcefully unplug the keyboard and mouse (and then threw them out the window.)

    But there's so much emphasis on the "completely rip... out of the sockets." And yet that specific event isn't quite as exciting as the wording leads you to believe. Hmph.

    1. Re:COMPLETELY out of the sockets, eh...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to take up stamp collecting or something, man.

  108. Have the backup verfiy erase the backup by rufusdufus · · Score: 1

    I remember back several years ago hearing about an entire automobile design that was lost by General Motors when their server died. They did regular backups and the backups worked fine. Just to be safe, they ran a verify program on the backup, then put the tape in storage. Turns out the verify program erased the backups! The whole project was cancelled when they discovered several years of data had been lost.

    Funny I can't find a reference on google.

    1. Re:Have the backup verfiy erase the backup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's because you MADE IT UP you big karma whore.

  109. My personal favorite... by NerveGas · · Score: 1


    Back around 1995, a friend of mine told me his story. His father was an engineer, and had what was at the time a VERY fast computer.

    My friend installed Linux on it, and decided to take it off. He decided that "rm -rf /" would do the trick, so he issued the command, and left the room.

    A few minutes later, he remembered that he had his father's DOS partition mounted when he issued the command. He ran back, but it was too late. All of his father's engineering work was gone. : )

    steve

    --
    Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
    1. Re:My personal favorite... by ncr53c8xx · · Score: 1

      Sure it was. Why did he do the rm thing if wanted to remove Linux. Did he have another OS that would use the ext2 partition?

    2. Re:My personal favorite... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      He just didn't really know what he was doing. : )

      steve

      --
      Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
  110. How I lost my home folder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was a hard day, I was dead tired and falling asleep, but had to finish some things first. My little brother was annoy^Hplaying with me too at the same time. As I sit and am about to delete a folder of junk from the terminal (linux) my little brother calls me, when I get back, I look at what I was doing and hit enter. I realised somthing was wrong when icons started disappearing from my desktop (I have nautilus show me my desktop as my home folder).

    As you can probably guess I accidentally wrote:
    rm -rf SomeTempFolder/ *
    instead of
    rm -rf SomeTempFolder/*

    I still havnt regotten all the data...

  111. Catastrophic Head Crash by Jaeger · · Score: 1

    It's not immediately apparent from the photo, but the drive's heads actually cut completely through the platter, leaving the rest of the drive hanging by a thread.

    This drive was in an old server I covertly colocated at my high school many years ago, right before I graduated. Three weeks later, the server stopped responding. Two months later, one of my co-conspirator managed to gain access to the poor machine, which he reported as making a whole lot of noise. I opened the drive, washed out the copious quantity of platter filings, and stared in amazement at the catastrophic head crash. My conclusion is that the head crashed, for whatever reason (probably physical trauma), and spun blisfully for the next two months, grinding the platter down with every revolution.

    (I never bothered to contemplate data recovery, since I didn't have any money to throw at it and the data didn't matter anyway. I'm still curious, though, exactly how much of it could have been recovered.)

  112. Workin' for higher education by dswensen · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I was a lab monitor at my university many years ago, every year at the end of the semester we'd have graduate students doing comp exams. This involved 3-4 hours of intense typing on the computer, composing lengthy Word documents.

    Before the comp exams one year, the professor came up to me and asked, "Do the students need to know anything special about working on the lab computers?"

    "Tell them to save their work."

    "Anything else?"

    "No. Save early save often."

    He turns and tells them they may begin. He does not, in fact, tell them to save their work. At all.

    Two hours later, a graduate student comes up to me, dissolved in tears, because Word has crashed and her paper is gone. I take a look. No saved document. No temp file. I tell her, though not in so many words, that she is screwed.

    The professor, who has a Ph.D. and makes about six times what I do, demands in high dudgeon that I produce the document immediately, as the student "needs it to graduate." I shrug and say sorry, if she'd saved her work, she wouldn't be having this problem.

    The punch line is the exact same thing happened the next semester. After that I started going around before comps and telling the students personally to save their work, as the professor apparently still considered it of no importance. What the students themselves were thinking, I have no clue.

    A close cousin to this was when we'd redo the network at the end of every semester and clean off all the computers, asking the faculty first if they had any data they needed to preserve. How many times did they confidently say "no, nothing at all" and descend on us in a blind fury the next week when they discovered Invaluable Powerpoint Presentation X was missing? I lost count.

  113. Using floppy disks by c_g12 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure it's already been said.

  114. Slashdot is pissing me off!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Offtopic... I know. BUT, I can't read any of the posts unless I click on each one! This is starting to piss me off real bad. What is the deal!!!!

    1. Re:Slashdot is pissing me off!!! by Digital11 · · Score: 1

      Here's a novel idea... Select Nested from the drop-down list at the top of the page. Ooh, lookie there!

      --
      I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
  115. Fireball HDD by Uplore · · Score: 1

    I had a quantum fireball 13gig 7200 hdd that just up and died on me one day. A few months later after buying another hdd and slowly getting all my old programs back I decided I would bash the old quantum against a chair before i threw it out. The shock must have done something because it worked fine for another 3 months after that!

    --
    I couldn't think of a sig.
    1. Re:Fireball HDD by fred666 · · Score: 1

      Yup! I had the same thing with a 8 Gig Seagate Hard disk: It made something like a continuous clicking and rubbing noise when powered on: i lost about half of my data (the rest was backed up on CD), i threw it on the ground, kicked his ass like hell ('cause i was angry), and it worked fine after that.

      I still have that hard disk and i plan to use it as an ogg/mp3 storage for my car juke box: if it decides to die definitely, all i will have to do is replace the beast , format it and reload my musick from my server (OS on Read-Only Flash) :-)

  116. Right. Angle. Plug. by pr0ntab · · Score: 1

    n/t

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    Fuck Beta. Fuck Dice
  117. Traven = Suck by pr0ntab · · Score: 1

    At the time when you were trying to use the Travesty^h^h^hn cheap-ass tape drives to backup your critical data, had you ever ventured out onto that new-fangled thing called the Internet?

    Because if you had, let me tell you, you would have seen "fucking" next to Traven more often than any other word. And you'd find it pretty quickly.

    --
    Fuck Beta. Fuck Dice
  118. Let me handle this. by pr0ntab · · Score: 0

    I managed to lose about three weekends worth of jack-off material that was on 'ma 'puter in my bag while I was cartin' it off to my buddies' place so he could burn hisself a copy. I was on my Harley and it was raining like a motherfucker. But I didn't care, so I gunned it. But as I was doing that I popped a wheelie, and this damn fool did it right over the railroad tracks!
    Bad idea.
    BAM! My fat ass landed ON MY BAG.

    --
    Fuck Beta. Fuck Dice
    1. Re:Let me handle this. by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

      As we say in Britain, "Quite good!"

      --
      When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
  119. Re:Not in top ten, but true. by roe1352 · · Score: 1

    In a similar vein, get drunk and then throw-up all over the computer. Try as you might, the smell will never completely go away no matter how much you clean!

  120. s/BETA // by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 1

    I mean really... :)

    and while we're at it
    s/A LIVE/ANY/

  121. Well... here's the thing. by pr0ntab · · Score: 1

    rm -rf SomeTempFolder
    Notice, no chance of seperating the / or the * from the directory accidentally (both can be bad)
    Works just as well as SomeTempFolder/*since the -r implictly recurses ANY directories listed.

    So the * is NEVER necessary unless you're deleting files that are PART of a glob pattern.

    Why do people do that? It just causes problems.

    --
    Fuck Beta. Fuck Dice
  122. Has to be said... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Well, Emacs has really good autosaves of files... it has saved me on more than one occasion. It also has a nice copy from the time before you ast saved, for a very limited and very primitive, yet very useful sort of version control.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  123. HP Makes it easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Want to lose your data?
    Use a HP VA7100/7400 series disk array.

    17+ Revisions of firmware and they still can't fix end to end checksum errors...
    kj

  124. In the trenches of hardware support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who used to make a living from computer hardware repairs I used to see all sorts of idiocy, some of my favourites are:
    * The guy who brought in a new keyboard with tire marks on it saying it had 'just stopped working'.
    * The guy who brought in a laptop for 'warranty' repairs, it turned out that he had cut the transformer from the power cable and installed an ordinary plug on the end of the cable, plugged it into the laptop and ran 240v straight into it - his reason, the transformer 'plug' was too bulky and annoying.
    * The guy who ran over his daughter's laptop, and brought it in for repairs, again not understanding this wasn't a warranty repair. The laptop was vaguely "U" shaped. I recovered all the data from the HDA.
    * Three girls who brought in their laptops, they had been working on a project together and spilt a tub of glitter (plastic coated metal particles) into all three laptops.
    * A insurnace company asked for an assesment for a desktop system which had been sprayed with a chemical fire extinguisher.
    * A user who brought in a computer to complain the floppy drive didn't work - they had cut all their old 5.25" disks to fit in their new 3.5" drive.
    * Another woman who complained we kept selling her faulty disks - she was saving to the 5.25 disk, then putting it in her old typewriter and typing the label directly onto the disk.
    * The guy who brought a machine in for a RAM upgrade - and handed me a handful of loose, unshielded RAM had had in his jeans pocket.
    * The guy whose computer was SOOOO slow because he had Virtual Memory set to 500Mb (the size of his entire hard drive) and a RAM disk set up of the same size, with everything set to load into the RAM disk. I was astonished it would even boot (eventually).

    These were all real 'faults' that were brought to me for repairs.

    cheers
    Sara

  125. Whoops, my bad. by jrivar59 · · Score: 1

    Accidently re-partitioning a 500gb SAN volume with the centralized corporate email system on it instead of the local hard drive in server attached to said SAN.

  126. wildcards by Vegigami · · Score: 1

    There's no doubt in my mind that I've lost far more data to the non-judicious use of wildcards than to any other culprit.

    \rm * Wait a minute, WHAT directory am I in?

    I'm sure many of you have shared the experience.

    --


    I can tell you the meaning of life,
    but you have to promise not to laugh.
    1. Re:wildcards by splatter · · Score: 1

      Been there done that.. but I figured out a idiot proof.

      Rename rm and set up an alias that will respond with the dir name and prompt before passing the command over to rm for the file to be removed.

      --
      "(I) have this unfortunate condition that causes me not to believe a single thing any politician says when a mic's on.
  127. Paranoid about data loss by be-fan · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm quite paranoid about data loss. I have a version-control server running 650 miles from where I go to school, where I backup all my documents and code. This buys me safety from hardware failure, and personal stupidity.

    --
    A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
  128. And the number one reason is... by Coleco · · Score: 1

    ...buying a IBM Deskstar GXP75 harddrive. Otherwise know as the 'deathstar'. I mean really, how much more stupid can you get?

    (Hearing a tone of bitterness? No no.)

  129. Ooh! Let me do one! by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why did you bring me this pile of dust?

    It's my laptop. It got blown up.

    Blown up?

    Well, first someone put it in the microwave.

    Well, I could see that making it smoke a bit, and possibly cracking the screen...

    Then there were the lasers. That vaporized a chunk. And the elephants.

    The elephants?

    Don't get me started on the elephants. They were almost as bad as the marching band that walked over it. Of course, I could have fixed it at that point, but then someone installed Windows XP on it without the latest security patches and left it connected to the net without a firewall for four hours.

    And that made it crumble to dust?

    Yes.

    I see.

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  130. Yet another stupid way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is to spell it loose and have a herd of spelling nazis beat you about the head until you start loosing data yourself.

  131. And her mother got a brand new nickname by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, she's called "Clippy" ;-).
    Notice it's harder to disable your mother in law than to disable Clippy.
    I was wondering if she could also disguise as a dog (my wife had rather been using the dog than Clippy ;-))

  132. 60 GB USB 2.0 harddrive for $50!!!! by pj737 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    US Logics has a USB 2.0 60 GB harddrive for sale at CompUSA right now - $115 but get $65 in rebates to bring the total to $50!!!

    That's less than $1 per "portable" GB. Not bad at all.

    I bought two...

  133. I once trashed an entire network drive by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1
    I was at university, DOS was the latest thing and I didn't know anything except BBC Basic. I wanted to delete my files from the LAN at the end of the year and after trying various permutations of "delete" and "del" with different punctuation, I found something that didn't give an unrecognized command error.

    It was

    del *.*

    On the root directory. They never found out it was me...

    --
    When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
  134. A new office assistant.. by Channard · · Score: 1
    ...featuring the plug-kicking girl's mum, perhaps?

    'It looks like you're trying to write a letter. How come you don't write to me any more? Be a mensch and call your mother.'

  135. Poster's sister by rodgster · · Score: 1

    Me: I promise I won't come in your mouth.... again.
    Poster's sister: Oh... OK..
    (My thoughts) like I did the last 50 times.
    Poster's sister: slurp, slurp

    --
    Who will guard the guards?
  136. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. Your hard drive is very much open to the elements. There is a little air intake with a filter in it, which is used to equalise the internal pressure. Putting it in a dishwasher would certainly get water onto the platters.

  137. Sounds like Outlook by EvilNutSack · · Score: 1

    Where the default auto-archive simply deletes items older than six months, and they you're the unlucky IT Monkey who has to explain to the user why their data is missing. Oh, and you just have to love the default location for the .pst file being your _profile_ ! Genius! And then when your profile quota is maxed out and it gets fubared... But, I must stop, am getting a little carried away and have not even started the morning caffination ritual.

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    --
  138. Zip Disk by Kris_J · · Score: 1

    Click of Death, need I say more?

  139. And the moral of the story... by devphil · · Score: 1


    Being fanatical about backups is useless if you don't occasional do a trial restore of some random files. I have little sympathy for people who don't (only because I've been there myself, and I was an idiot for being there).

    Yes, I know the backup software said everything was fine. Why trust it?

    --
    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
  140. Plural of sister in law.. by tomknight · · Score: 1
    The plural of sister-in-law is sisters-in-law, not sister-in-laws.

    I just though you'd like to know.

    Tom.

    --
    Oh arse
    1. Re:Plural of sister in law.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, I mistyped "thought".

      Tom.

  141. toughbook by Random+Walk · · Score: 1

    Actually, I thought about buying a Panasonic Toughbook for some time, but couldn't find much info how well Linux runs on them. (Apparently they don't sell retail, but I've seen some on ebay.) Looks like they would survive such an incident w/o problems ...

    1. Re:toughbook by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I've used those toughbooks, and I was not impressed. The case is probably plenty tough (I never tested this part) but the rest of the machine is a pretty mediocre laptop. It just wasn't as polished as most of the other (HP, Dell, Apple) laptops I've used. Just my US$0.02.

      --

      I read the internet for the articles.
    2. Re:toughbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work for a fire dep't that used them. No complaints, after having demolished a number of "normal" laptops.

  142. My own experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    # mke2fs /dev/hda2 ...
    Hoooooo! Wrong Device
    ^C^C^C^C

  143. Sometimes you get lucky... by oren · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is 2AM after a week of 3/4-hour sleep nights. "The crunch". The demo version must be ready in 48 hours to show the investors, or the company is tanked. You know, the good old days...

    We were so zonked we were pair programing, to keep each other from making dumb mistakes. This was before XP was a gleam in Beck's eyes - around 85. But we were that desperate....

    At any rate, I'm in this directory with a zillion files we don't need. And one file we *really* need. Just finished a few hours of very delicate work on. Crown jewels sort of thing.

    You guessed it... I type "rm *".

    It took me a milisecond to understand what I've just done. Simultaneously the girl next to me (yes, we actually had some female programmers back then, imagine) shrieks "Noooooooo!".

    I hit Control-C faster than a blink. And then, with trembling fingers, "ls".

    And there it was. One file, out of the multitude that were in this directory. Our crown jewels.

    I turn around and tell here "What? We only needed this one anyway!"

    The look on her face was worth my heart stopping a second before.

    BTW, we did beat the deadline, presented a demo, got the money, and then spent a month recovering the code from the results of this one-week massacre. I was a green rookie at the time, and this has taught me the value of "40 hours weeks" in a way you never forget.

    And that every once in a while, Lady Luck _does_ smile on you...

  144. Only 4 posts visible?? by TheFairElf · · Score: 1
    What's the deal? Only 4 posts out of the 300 or so have been moderated 4 and above. Are there less moderators around or is this topic just not interesting enough? If its the latter, it should not have been posted in the first place.

    I'm sorry, but someone had to say it.

  145. This is why you shouldn't tempt fate by jarran · · Score: 1

    You just know that if that disk HAD been redundant, Murphy's law would have caused a failure on the other disk at the exact moment you pulled the plug.

  146. backing up the problem not solution by Recbo · · Score: 1

    Fix: If it ain't broke, don't back it up!

    I backed up /dev/null, wiping out an entire raid array.

  147. due to the human factor? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    I guess they had to limit their list to stupid human mistakes to keep the list from looking like this:

    10) New MicroSoft virus deletes files

    9) Outlook crashed, taking your open Word document with it

    8) You click on OK, not realizing that it was asking you if you didn't want to not delete your files instead of asking you if you DID want to NOT delete your files

    7) Some message popped up out of nowhere telling you that your computer was slow and that you could "click here" to make it faster. You did, and now everything is gone

    6) Some message popped up out of nowhere telling you that a new update was available for Windows. You clicked to install it, and now everything is gone

    5) You tried to right click on that damn paperclip to get rid of it, and Windows registered a click on the Erase Clipboard button hiding behind it

    4) Your hard drive crashes after a year, and when you try to restore your Windows backups, you learn the hard way that the file format of the backup file is not the same as the format the restore side of the Windows App is looking for

    3) "Thank you for purchasing your new Dell computer. Your Norton Symantec trial period is expired. Enter your credit card number to purchase a license or click 'Cancel' to erase your hard drive"

    2) You get a windows "error box" telling you that your computer is broadcasting an IP address, whatever that is. This is apparently a bad thing so you click on the button to fix it. Suddenly, everything is gone.

    1) "Explorer has performed an illegal operation and needs to be shut down. Click 'OK' to shut down your computer" (with everything you were working on still open and unsaved)

  148. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  149. Guilty by horza · · Score: 1

    I had a habit of leaving my computer on for hours and not saving (luxury of having an Acorn computer was that it would never crash). This was fine until I spent hours writing a thesis, and popped down to the corner shop for more Coke. When I got back my computer was off losing me hours of work. My house-mate had seen my bouncing-lines screensaver and helpfully turned off the computer with the "game I'd stopped playing". Cue gnashing of teeth.

    At my current company there have been a number of thefts in the office next door. My current back-up attitude is don't assume your machine will be there the next day!

    Phillip.
    PS Can people please stop saying 'loosing' instead of 'losing'

  150. Multi-boot computers... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    are in danger if you run an install routine for a Monopoly Supplied operating system. Magically, the partition table is fouled so that 'undesirable' partitions no longer boot.
    I'd like to take this moment to hoist a giant middle finger towards the Pacific Northwest and tell somebody that they are #1.
    Linux installers tend to be so much more civilized, and GRUB rocks.

    --
    Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    1. Re:Multi-boot computers... by DaEMoN128 · · Score: 1

      Why not just boot from a linux boot floppy, copy over your lilo config file, and run lilo. MS doesnt destroy the partitions, it reclaims the MBR. If you want to go to the MS boot loader as default (dont know why you would want to) the all you do is type "Format /MBR" on the command line in dos. You just have to restore your mbr from lilo or grub (I dont know how to from grub, I still use lilo) if you want to use those instead of the crap boot loader from MS.

      --
      Stop signs are only Suggestions
  151. In cubicles this can be fixed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had this happen a a couple of times at work before I had facilites (they get kind of pissy here if you do things yourself) move the outlets.

    In most standard cubicles with the outlets in the walls, it is _very_ easy to move the outlets, they just plug into a outlet/track thing inside the wall with a locking clip.

  152. And this one time... by lpret · · Score: 1
    I was back at home in L00siana and my dad was tellin me I should save my stuff. I think it was, like, 3 years ago. Anyways, I kept trying to save it, but it didn't work. Maaan, in linux everything works better. Even saving. So I wrote a script in PHP that pops up a window that reminds me to save my stuff. It's like 3 lines long but it took me all last week...

    And this other time, I was with b0rck, and he didn't save the computer store image and I was like maaaan....maan, b0rck's gonna get me in trouble.......

    --
    This is my digital signature. 10011011001
  153. Moral: put it on the hood by bluGill · · Score: 1

    I've put several important things on the roof and then drove off. Eventially I learned: put it on the hood, or better yet on the whindshield in front of the driver. That way when you start the car you see it and don't drive off. (you might back off, but that is slower, so it normally stays on until you want to go forward at which time you look)

    Word to the wise, which will learn from my expirence. The unwise should just laugh at me and my stupidity while continuing to lose things themsevles by putting them behind the wheel or on the roof)

    1. Re:Moral: put it on the hood by Pope · · Score: 1

      Actually, the lesson you should have learned is to not put anything on top of the car in the first place, no matter the location.

      I drove a car every day through most of high school and a little bit after, and the only thing I managed to do was put one of my cymbal stands on the back bumper when loading the hatchback then drive off after a gig.

      --
      It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
    2. Re:Moral: put it on the hood by brakk · · Score: 1

      What is it with the need to put things on your car anyway?

      I avoid this practice, if for no other reason, to avoid scratching the paint.

      The most I've ever put on my car was a drink in a paper/plastic cup and if it's forgot on top, no big deal.

    3. Re:Moral: put it on the hood by bluGill · · Score: 1

      My car is a tool. I do not care if I scratch it. I care that it gets me from point to point along with everything else I want to carry in it. When I go outside with one book it is no big deal to unlock the door without setting the book down. When I go outside with my hands full of stuff, I need to set something down to use my keys.

      Of course I could just not lock the door. In my cheap junk car I do this because it isn't worth anything if stolen so I'm not worried about it. Even then though, sometimes I cannot open the door with my hands full depending on what I have.

  154. Re:Ooh! Let me do one! by Ossadagowah · · Score: 1
    And the elephants. The elephants?
    So you're saying that Kiryuu Nanami (from Utena) owned a laptop.
    --
    anata sekai o kakumei surush ga nai deshou? Anata no susumu michi wa yoi shite arimasu.
  155. sure... by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    this is slashdot. you expect us to believe you have a girlfriend?

  156. Fifty Ways by Bilbo · · Score: 1

    Hummm... I thought that was supposed to be, "There Must be Fifty Ways to Leave Your Data..."

    --
    Your Servant, B. Baggins
  157. New backup system by Ratbert42 · · Score: 1

    After one accidental rm -rf * I asked my sysadmin why my restore request was taking so long. He said, "Well, the good news is that we're getting a new backup system." The bad news was that thanks to me he discovered that for months we'd been backing up 3 gigs of data onto 2 gig tapes and not noticing the errors.

  158. And who can forget this classic.. by dohnut · · Score: 1


    Enter data into your laptop for 2 years and never back it up! Then proceed to send it in to tech-support for repairs and get pissed when they either swap out the hard drive or format the original drive.

    I give you Mr. Steven Thrasher.

    --
    Stupider like a fox! - H.S.
  159. Toasty by Aggrazel · · Score: 1

    Top on my list was a woman who was giving a business presentation using a projector and a presentation laptop. When the meeting started, for whatever reason, she decided to close her own personal laptop, and use it to prop up the projector so the image would be higher on the wall I guess.

    If you've ever used one of those projectors, you know that they get very, very hot. Hot enough to melt a laptop in fact. Many executives in this meeting making lots more money than I do and not a single one of them had the thought to say, "Hey, do you smell something burning?"

    Well the woman comes to my office and gives me her laptop. She's almost in tears, despite the fact that all of her important documents were fine (sneaky sysadmins forcing redirection of mydocuments folder to a safe place ;) ) but she quite literally begged me not to report that it was her fault the laptop was toasty.

    She should have offered me beer. ;)

  160. Paranoids' no 1 by jetmarc · · Score: 1

    1. encrypt harddrive
    2. fail to recall passphrase

    Seems stupid, but happened to me. After using it on a daily basis for 2 years, it suddenly was "gone". Even writing a syllable based brute-force cracker didn't help, so after a week I gave up and reformatted.

    1. Re:Paranoids' no 1 by Ella+the+Cat · · Score: 1

      I forgot my ATM PIN, but weirdly, only when I used one particular ATM - my brain worked fine at other ATMs. I'm still really scared of the voodoo ATM.

    2. Re:Paranoids' no 1 by jetmarc · · Score: 1

      > I forgot my ATM PIN, but weirdly, only when I used one particular ATM
      > - my brain worked fine at other ATMs.

      Some ATMs have a keyboard like this:

      7 8 9
      4 5 6
      1 2 3
      0

      Some ATMs have it like this:

      1 2 3
      4 5 6
      7 8 9
      0

      When you run into one of the opposite category than you're used to, you won't ever
      get your PIN right. Either you don't look at the keypad and the ATM gets it wrong
      (1->7 etc). Or you look at the keypad and get confused yourself, forgetting how
      the PIN actually was.

      Marc

  161. Laptop carry case? by sobachatina · · Score: 1
    I had trouble finding my keys so I placed the laptop in its carry case by the wheel.
    English cars have carrying cases for laptops in the wheel wells? That would seem to be less convenient.
    1. Re:Laptop carry case? by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      Why do the Brits stoop down and leave their stuff by the wheels when they hunt for keys? We Yanks put our stuff on top of the car when we hunt for our keys. (So THEY run their stuff over, while our stuff goes flying off the top of the car into the road for SOMEONE ELSE to run over.)

  162. not exactly utter destruction... by NumLk · · Score: 1

    ...but for some reason my mother felt it was ok to delete every file on her computer with "system" in the name to free up some extra space.

    Every once in a while I feel the need to remind her, but usually that comes back to bite me around Christmas & my birthday.

    --
    Children in the backseats don't cause accidents. Accidents in the back seats cause children.
  163. I was writing a paper, on the PC... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was writing a paper, on the PC, and it was like beep beep beep beep. And then, like half my paper was gone. And I was like huh? It devoured my paper. It was a really good paper, and then I had to write it again, and I had to do it fast, and it wasn't as good. It's kind of... a bummer.

    1. Re:I was writing a paper, on the PC... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      This so reminds me of working a computer lab in college - this foreign student (Chinese, I think) who was pretty good with computers but not very familiar with Word had added 40 pages to a paper without saving and chose Revert rather than Save. The message was simply something like "Would you like to Revert the Document?" with no mention of changes being lost. She got confused and thought it was a save message... poof, 3 hours of typing gone in an instant. Our machine didn't save incrementally intentionally to prevent users from writing to the hard disk (which was ineffective, anyhow), so she had to re-write the entire thing. I was happy to see Versioning in Office 2000 rather than Revert...

  164. dispicable... by johnwyles · · Score: 1

    One of my sister-in-laws apparently repeatedly lost data while writing university assignments by kicking the plug to her desktop out of its socket. It was never really clear to me why she didn't avoid (much) of that problem by using frequent automatic backup, but she didn't. Instead she had her mother pop in at regular intervals to remind her to save manually. This has to be the lamest story I've read in a while...

    --
    [[ the only 15 letter word that is spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable: it may soon be, however. ]]
  165. Kicking out the plug by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

    Back in the early '90s, I worked doing telephone tech support for a well-known desktop publishing software publisher. One day I got a call from a guy who wasn't on deadline, but he was getting close. He's been working on the same document (layout) for a month, and kicked out the power cord during a save. He'd tried to re-open the file, but was getting garbage.

    "You do have a backup...right?"

    Of course not. One could almost hear his shoulders slump over the phone.

    I bet he backs up now.

  166. Dust by YellowBook · · Score: 1
    Server rescued after running unchecked 24/7 for years under layers of dust and dirt

    Sometimes the dust is all that's holding a computer together. Many's the time I've opened up a machine that was running perfectly for years, blown the dust out of it, closed it up and turned it back on, only to have it fail immediately. You'd think I'd learn to stop doing that.

    --
    The scalloped tatters of the King in Yellow must cover
    Yhtill forever. (R. W. Chambers, the King in Yellow
  167. Even better... by jtheory · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you're using Mozilla, use the Live HTTP Headers plugin; you can hit reload to resubmit the page, and even if the page is STILL down you now have the HTTP header, with the form contents. It's great! Like a sniffer w/o all that pesky filter config.

    Copy the data at the end of the header out to a text file, and try again later. Of course all non-alphanumeric characters are encoded, but a few search/replaces will fix that.

    I've used this when submitting a complicated message on a (broken) contact form... I recovered the message, and send it in an email instead.

    --
    There are only 10 types of people: those who understand decimal, those who don't, and, uh, 8 other types I forget.
  168. Didn't Paul Simon.. by Papatoast · · Score: 0

    write a song about this?

    There must be
    fifty ways to lose your data...

    Just slip out the disk Fisk.
    No backup plan Stan

    --
    We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. - HST
  169. It's an MIT nerd thing...... by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    Well there is the story about some nerd at MIT that took apart a large multi platter disk pack and re-assembled it using transcription phonograph records for the platters. As a joke he left his bootleg pack on the shelf with the other real disk packs. The midnight computer operator 'mounted' his pack. The phonograph disks exploded from the force of spinning up and destroyed the drive they were mounted in, as well as the two disk drives next to it from the flying scrapnel!

  170. M$ Critical OS Update...my favorite! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Applying the M$ critical OS updates caused my Dad's PC to fail totally. After I updated his firewall and AV softare, I started to apply all critical OS updates. I ran the first big updates solo, and then, after that worked out OK I ran several (3 or 4) together, that Update indicated would be OK together...

    Then it told me it needed to reboot. That went normally, but just as the desktop was being painted, a little black and white message box popped up that said "Explorer.exe can not load. Please reinstall Windows."

    No error message, no reason, and no way around it! And of course, the machine came with the newer CDs which don't allow you to reinstall the OS on top of itself...no, it formats the HD first, and then installed the software. Took all weekend to get near where I was on Saturday morning!

    So his personal and famliy biography was gone, his bridge software was gone, everything was gone!

    Thanks, Bill!

  171. They forgot The Number One Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BSOD. Nothing worse then having autosave ENABLED while doing a major AutoCAD layout for my transportation engineering class. BSOD during autosave which fried the HD and Floppy backup - entire final project lost, AND HAD TO BE STARTED FROM SCRATCH the night before it was due.

  172. In other news: Disgruntled Techs form Hit List by Target+Practice · · Score: 1

    In a recent outbreak of confessions by users across the UK and other parts, technicians of all types took the information available on BBC's site, and beat the users with their respective keyboards...

    Seriously, some people should have restraining orders not allowing them to use computers. What was that one person's comment? "Good thing I didn't put the laptop in first" (referring to setting down the laptop to put their kid in the car) - so, they're saying they would've been just as careless with their KID? Isn't that a little disturbing?

    Anyway, I'm probably just one of those types of people who actually doesn't enjoy running over laptops, unlike the majority of people in that article.

    --
    There's a 68.71% chance you're right.
  173. nice by lostinchicago · · Score: 0

    Instead she had her mother pop in at regular intervals to remind her to save manually.

    this is by far the best way to handle this problem

  174. Bad understanding of probabilities by arth1 · · Score: 1
    While it is more complex, the major factor is that each drive you add to a stripe increases the chance one in the set will fail. Basically, take the MTBF and divide by the number of drives in the array, and that's your MTBF for the array; an array of 3 drives will fail in one third of the time of a single drive, on average.

    No, that's bad probability maths. The MTBF isn't based solely on a constant random chance like radioactive decay, but also drive wear and tear, as well as high load increasing the chance of failure. With two or more drives in a stripe, each drive will experience less use. The chance of failure will usually be around the same as for a single drive. In some cases, the chance of failure even decreases, if high load is the main reason for failure of that particular drive type.

    For a mirror, on the other hand, you increase the chance of a single drive failing just the way you specified. Of course, it's far less catastrophic when that happens.

    Regards,
    --
    *Art
  175. What's most annoying by phorm · · Score: 1

    Is when somebody ruins a perfectly good machine, usually a laptop, through their own carelessness and then expects a replacement right away. I've seen this at computer stores (where they have to explain to irate customer that warantee on $2500 laptop does not cover dropping it off the desk and cracking it open, or other obvious carelessness-caused damage) and personally at work with coffee-related incidents (and yes, drinks are a *VERY* common cause of computer mishap).

    The worst is that when somebody ruins a computer: a) In their mind, it's your job to fix it. If you can't then you're the problem, not the original cause of the accident (my computer is down because the computer guy hasn't/won't fix it)

    b) They continue the same thing that broke the computer in the first place (precarious desk position, not backing up, liquids near the computer)
    c) They don't back up. A lot of people care about their data a lot more than their computer... but do you think they ever follow the procedures for making backups and moving them offsite?

    1. Re:What's most annoying by TClevenger · · Score: 1
      ...and personally at work with coffee-related incidents (and yes, drinks are a *VERY* common cause of computer mishap).

      I got a ticket from someone who spilled a drink into their laptop. One of those big bottles of sugar-free clear soda from Walmart. When I came by to pick up the laptop, she smiled confidently and said, "Oh, don't worry. It was sugar-free."

      [sigh]

  176. There Must be 50 Ways to Lose Your Data by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

    Just smash up the stack, Jack
    Burn out your fan, Stan
    Don't need a big ROI, Roy
    Just get yourself free
    Rip out the bus, Gus
    You don't need to discuss much
    Just forget the key, Lee
    And get yourself free
    Replace it with spam, Sam

    etc.

    From Paul Simon's song "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"

  177. Re:Not in top ten, but true. by Creepy · · Score: 1

    Wow - and I thought it sucked when my little brother sleep-walked into my bedroom and pissed into my clothes drawer all over my favorite clothes. Fortunately, the computer room was downstairs at the time :)

    Just in case you think he did that on purpose, you should know he had some other fun sleep-walking episodes as a kid... like when he locked himself out of the house at 3AM and woke up in his pajamas in the middle of the back yard.

  178. Wish I had some mod points... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but I'm not sure if it's "offtopic" or "spam".

  179. The one I always use... by xzenio · · Score: 1

    When I am on Windows...pressing shift + del...Sometimes I coud recover the data...

  180. Torture tested disks by cgenman · · Score: 1

    I actually torture tested a few disks for a HS project to see what would cause immediate data loss.

    Several 1.44 MB 3.5" floppys were
    1. Stomped on
    2. Driven over
    3. Wiped with a kitchen magnet
    4. Left in the sun for 7 days
    5. Baked at 250 for 20 minutes
    6. Left at the bottom of a filthy pool overnight
    7. Thrown off a roof

    In all cases, the data was perfectly intact. Throwing off the roof had shattered 2 of the housings, but there was no data loss.

    Ironically, when I went back to look at them several years later, they had all died of natural causes.

    Those little floppys are tough, but don't count on them for long-term storage.

  181. Re:Top 10? Methinketh Not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It depends on how you select it... Sometimes the "top 10" are the ten most common, sometimes their the tem most interesting, sometimes their my favourite ten, sometimes their most-highly-voted...

  182. Excerpt from Penthouse Forum? by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

    I carefully cracked the case open and wiped off the sticky gunk with warm water. I then opened another good floppy, replaced the disk with the cleaned and dried formerly gunky disk. I said a brief prayer to the Woz and put it in the computer. Hey presto! We immediately read all of the information and made three copies for her to have.. . .

    Awwwww, c'mon. We wanna know what happened next! You know . . .

    She told me how grateful she was for all my help and that she wanted to make dinner to thank me. We had an amazing dinner with stuffed peppers, raw oysters, and two bottles of Dom Perignon. When we had finished she suddenly became really shy and blushingly asked if I would help her test out the new disk on the computer in her bedroom. Just as I was demonstrating how to "insert the floppy," she moved in take a closer look and pressed her gorgeous 48DD boobs hard against my arm. Suddenly, I realized I wasn't "floppy" anymore . . .

    You know we /.'ers never get laid. The least you could do is give us a good READ! (wth, it's only karma)

    --
    blog
  183. i killed a laptop by mad8vskillz · · Score: 1

    with an airbag. My friend was in the passenger seat of my car, and i crashed into a guy pulling out of a driveway. Airbag split the laptop into 2. :(

  184. screw the kid, thank heaven the laptop is ok! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my favorite of the article's posts : 'I had my Toshiba laptop on the desk with internet cable hanging. My one-year toddler pulled on the cord and crashed the laptop on the floor. The shock discharged the battery. Fortunately, no files or data lost, no damage to the computer. I was so relieved. Now I am more careful when my son is around.
    Deepak Darshan, India/Switzerland '

    cause you know, you don't want your computers to get beat up by smackin into your kids like that . . .

  185. Mother (in-Law) by robi2106 · · Score: 1

    Instead she had her mother pop in at regular intervals to remind her to save manually.

    This reminds me of the Mother-In-Law unit in the game >a href="http://www.onceuponaknight.com/video.php">On ce Upon a Knight that makes your workes work harder and longer.

    They even have a demo available here

    jason

  186. Re:Ooh! Let me do one! by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
    Heh. I've gotten some like that. I do maintenance and repair at a radio station, and I've had reporters bring me "non-working" equipment...

    "My minidisc is broken."
    "Oh? Let's see... Has this been dropped?"
    [Incredulous look] "No!"
    "'cause it looks like it's been dropped... See the dent here?"
    [Still incredulous look] "I can't imagine how that got there!"
    "Did you maybe... drop it?"
    "No!"
    "... or give it to someone else who dropped it?"
    "No! It hasn't left my side!"
    "And you're sure you didn't maybe... drop it?"
    silence...
    "Well, just that once..."

    Sheesh.

    -T

  187. my all time favorite blunder by clarkc3 · · Score: 1
    My friend Jeremy had ls aliased to 'ls -F' - so one day right after finishing up a big comp sci project he decides to clear up some of the files he doesn't need to turn in (the compiled executables since the professor would recomile it anyways)

    So, he does and ls and sees they all have a * after them (from the -F), and proceeds to then do 'rm **' and not realize his error until right a few seconds too late

  188. My favorite by r_j_prahad · · Score: 1

    New guy - "While you were on vacation, I re-wrote the backup scripts for you."

    /Me - "What was wrong with them?"

    New guy - "They took too long. Now they only take a few minutes instead of hours. Oh, and they use a lot less tape, too. Haven't needed more than 1 tape in the last 10 days."

    /Me - [speechless]

  189. Re: by Darby · · Score: 1

    yoy mean you don't clean a had drive by sticking it in the dishwasher?????

    Don't listen to these people, they're just trying to mess with you.

    That is exactly how you clean a hard drive.

  190. data loss by nitz7978 · · Score: 1

    for some reason when i turn my laptop upside down and shake it, i loose all my work.

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  192. Re:Not in top ten, but true. by Tim+Doran · · Score: 1

    Jesus - how was the electric shock?

    Don't whiz on the electric fence!

  193. laptop vs SUV by dirvish · · Score: 1

    Here is another way. My friend ran over his new Powerbook with his SUV. Amazingly it still runs!

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  195. My favorite crash by Mark+of+THE+CITY · · Score: 1

    Roughly 10 years ago, a civilian researcher doing work for the Navy took a laptop out to an aircraft carrier. It was fine until after return, when it wouldn't boot. IIRC what the repair guy said, the g-forces damaged the hard disk.

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  196. File Versioning by Detritus · · Score: 1

    That was one of the nice features of DEC operating systems like RSX-11 and VMS. Every time you modified a file, the new version of the file was written to a new file name, instead of overwriting the original. The file version number was part of the file name, so you might have THESIS.TXT;1, THESIS.TXT;2, THESIS.TXT;3, etc. I used to think it was a DEC conspiracy to sell more disk drives, but it did save my butt more than a few times when the current version of a file got corrupted or a change had to be backed out.

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  197. Re:Not in top ten, but true. by Arcane · · Score: 1

    Beats pissing on the 3rd rail...

    -ScottL