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High-Tech Glasses Help Improve Memory

unassimilatible writes "MIT will reportedly announce new high-tech glasses which they claim will improve memory by up to 50%. The spectacles are implanted with a CPU that sends messages in the form of light to a mini TV screen on the glasses. The messages - like someone's name, or a word like keys or medicine - flash before your eyes at 180th of a second. Pardon me, but I'll wait for the reviews, since I am still smarting from buying those X-ray glasses in the back of magazines." These "memory glasses" were also discussed at the recent International Symposium on Wearable Computers.

272 comments

  1. So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you overclock the CPU? Do you remember even more?

    1. Re:So what happens... by Earl+The+Squirrel · · Score: 0

      And if you underclock them, do you get dumber? (or does the info simply stay in front of your eyes longer...and then you can't see....LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE!!)

  2. oblg simpsons quote by Lifthrasir · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    give me those mr simpson

    and those,

    and those . . .

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    1. Re:oblg simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only off-topic but also misquoted.

  3. Danger X-Ray! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pardon me, but I'll wait for the reviews, since I am still smarting from buying those X-ray glasses in the back of magazines."

    I know it's you, Weasel Boy!

  4. I see great use for these by Hi_2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why stop at flashing names for a second? If we can get these advanced enough, they may well be able to serve as a monitor for a PDA, Gameboy, or wearable PC. I'd love to surf the web with my sunglasses while sitting in class.

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    1. Re:I see great use for these by djward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sitting in class... taking a test in class...

      Also, would a beowulf cluster of these be useful to arthropods with multifaceted eyes?

      I was going to make another karma-whoring joke, but I can't remember the name of that actress, with the hot grits and all... better find my glasses...

    2. Re:I see great use for these by Hacksaw · · Score: 1

      You are missing the point. It's a display, it can already do those things. The important part is that it is particularly useful for the purpose of augmenting your memory without having the augmentation be a big part of the interaction, such as having to look up notes on a PDA or ask a person in the room what something is, and having to explain that you have amnesia.

      It allows the wearer to appear to be be more normal, in much the same way hearing aids do.

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    3. Re:I see great use for these by mark-t · · Score: 2
      Sitting in class... taking a test in class...
      It's called "cheating"... and the consequences of getting caught *FAR* outweigh the risks involved.

      At least for people who have had to pay for their own education... spoiled rich kids that get stuff handed to them might not actually have that much of a clue yet.

    4. Re:I see great use for these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a joke!

    5. Re:I see great use for these by CableModemSniper · · Score: 2

      Forget getting caught, you too can throw away your education by not actually knowing the stuff you are supposed to.

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    6. Re:I see great use for these by fshalor · · Score: 1

      Um.. I may be the only one, but I had to read the whole parent post twice before realizing that it wasn't talking about an advancement in "computer" memory. ... Ooops. :)

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  5. Was on nova months ago by ArsonPanda · · Score: 4, Informative

    Really facinating shtuff. The HUD was wired to a wearble pc setup, so it could display other things, but whenever you looked at someone wearing a namebadge with an IR transmitter (sorry, no facial recog), it would flash their info on your screen, too fast to consiously notice it, but enough to subconciously trigger recall.

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    1. Re:Was on nova months ago by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      Why flash it? Why not just display the information?

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    2. Re:Was on nova months ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. It's faster, so its "hi bob!" instead of "hi.. uh... BoB!"

      2. I already have way too much stuff to read everyday. (/. really doens't help) If there's a way to get the information faster, with less effort, why the hell not?

      -AP

    3. Re:Was on nova months ago by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      So it has been shown that subliminal messages work now? I thought it was proven they don't.

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    4. Re:Was on nova months ago by nusuth · · Score: 1

      No, that doesn't mean that. There is ample evidence collected over some 40 years (but mostly from early 80ties) that stimuli can be too weak to be conciously noticed but have a measurable effect on cognitive processes. To what ends these effects can be exploited is not active research area of cognitive psychology.

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    5. Re:Was on nova months ago by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Informative
      So it has been shown that subliminal messages work now? I thought it was proven they don't.

      No, all that was actually proven was that James Vicary, the guy who claimed to have improved popcorn and coke sales with subliminal images at a movie theater, was a liar. In reality, a "subliminal image" of a bag of popcorn on a movie screen has a very minimal effect on your desire for popcorn compared to the sight and smell of actual popcorn when you walk through the lobby. The notion was that the "subliminal image" had a disproportionately greater effect on your desire for the product than the magnitude of the stimulus could account for. This notion was a crock of shit.

      Now these glasses, on the other hand, aren't trying to sell you popcorn. They're passing off information our brains are already looking for, which does work to some degree. The debunking of subliminal messages never addressed whether or not we could see and register the images, only that they had no effect on our desire to buy the product.

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    6. Re:Was on nova months ago by iabervon · · Score: 1

      Subliminal messages do work for helping you to remember something which you are already trying to remember. The classic advertizing scheme would work if the viewer was trying to remember what a bag of popcorn looks like, but if the viewer is trying to do something else (like watch a movie), it has no more effect than any other unimportant stimulus. And for the people who can't remember what popcorn looks like, you can just have a picture of it on a normal sign, and they'll remember it fine.

      This is, in part, the reason that these glasses use subliminal cues: if it prompts you with some information which is irrelevant or wrong, you're not likely to be adversely affected by it. In fact, if it prompts you with a piece of information which is wrong but related to the one you're searching for, it sometimes actually helps you remember the right answer.

      So subliminal messages only work in some ways, which are the ways that this application actually wants, since the point is to support your memory without either distracting you from what you're doing (imagine glasses that popped up a message every time you had to make a turn on the road; you'd read the message and drive into the car in front of you) or making you produce the wrong answer when the computer's recognition fails (which it will on non-trivial tasks).

    7. Re:Was on nova months ago by aminorex · · Score: 1

      > exploited is not active research area

      he he. ho ho ho.
      te he snrk. mmwwaahahaha
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  6. 180th of second too fast? by Moblaster · · Score: 1

    I was under the impression that the brain took a minimum of 1/60th of a second to register information from the visual cortex.

    This sounds like the old, failed experiments in flash-subliminal programming.

    1. Re:180th of second too fast? by RClayton · · Score: 1

      I agree. Furthermore, does flashing something past your eyeballs really help you remember? It seems to me that the only thing these glasses would give you is a constant sense of deja-vous.

    2. Re:180th of second too fast? by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1
      ...failed experiments in flash-subliminal programming.


      How could you tell?
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    3. Re:180th of second too fast? by Mistlefoot · · Score: 1

      "...failed experiments in flash-subliminal programming."

      "How could you tell?"

      Maybe he read it 'somewhere'.....

    4. Re:180th of second too fast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point isn't to help you remember but to help you recall the information. The displayed info is supposed to act like a trigger and activate the parts of memory associated with the person.

  7. Re:are tehy memory enhancers or....... by synthox · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can see it now

    Microsoft is your friend..... We make good products.....Destroy all penguins on sight and become one with the collective

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  8. So... by CSharpMinor · · Score: 4, Funny

    So what happens if I forget my glasses?

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    1. Re:So... by stephens_domain · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can't. The glasses won't let you.

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    2. Re:So... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      So what happens if I forget my glasses?

      Err, remember blipverts?

      :-D

    3. Re:So... by PD · · Score: 2, Funny

      Rowdy Roddy Piper will track you down and shove them onto your face.

    4. Re:So... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --And probably beat you up a little in the process. :)

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/

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    5. Re:So... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      So what happens if I forget my glasses?

      Same as now - wander around and crash into things.

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  9. Subliminal messaging viruses by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine hacking someones glasses to say "Kill your boss....kill your boss" Or, Kill yourself". Of course, you could have it the other way to say positive things that would help you out Psychologically .

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    1. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by r_glen · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Of course, you could have it the other way to say positive things that would help you out Psychologically"

      Such as... "Kill your boss"?

    2. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Imagine hacking someones glasses to say "Kill your boss....kill your boss" Or, Kill yourself"."

      I imagined it. Not too exciting.

      Now, I can remember the phrase "Kill your boss" 50% better than if I had simply been told it. Shocking.

    3. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

      mod up!! funny

    4. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by ErikTheRed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wasn't there something in one of Neil Stephenson's books about a guy who's nervous system implants got hacked and he continuously saw advertisments in his peripheral vision until it drove him to suicide?

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    5. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by RevRigel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, in Diamond Age. The ads were for a Hindustani hotel.

    6. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by cultobill · · Score: 1

      The Diamond Age. It's just a passing reference, though, nothing too involved.

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    7. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 3, Funny

      Imagine hacking someones glasses to say "Kill your boss....kill your boss" Or, Kill yourself".

      Yeah, I tried these glasses on once, and all of a sudden I could remember the lyrics to every song by Judas Priest...

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    8. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know you are being funny, but unless you are completely unstable already it won't do anything but get you agitated.

      my step-son is schitsophrenic. he has about 7 different voices telling him to kill people, and do other bad things.

      without his med's the voices are loud and drives him mad, with his med's he said the voices are very quiet in the background but are still there. and no he doesn't kill anything.

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    9. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

      Well the killing youreselve is easier. Just put a tag near the stairs. When the person is just making the first step down. Fade to black.

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    10. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's an earlier reference to this concept in Pohl & Kornbluth's The Space Merchants -- I had always assumed that the short reference in Diamond Age was a nod to this work.

    11. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by madskills · · Score: 0

      Uh, really? I don't remember that in Diamond Age. Which character was this?

    12. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Be carefull. Liberals believe that an individual is NEVER responsible for his or her actions. It's always the fault of someone or something else. Which....is why I hate liberals with a passion!

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    13. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      That's just sad and pathetic. First, you redefine "liberal" to mean something that doesn't make any sense. Then claim to hate them.

      I'm very suspicious of those who get their political ideas from college drop-out, junky radio announcers.

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    14. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      No, "liberal" was redefined back in the 60s. Also, walk your average college campus and you will get the sick sad picture of all the revisionists there too compaired to any other place out there. Also, I do find it sad how liberals are so elitist in that if you don't have a college degree, you are not capable of being intellectual. Hell, even drop-outs such as Bill Gates piss them off. I mean, it's not like he isn't sucessfull or anything. So yes, I hate liberals in the fact that they think they know best...when in fact they know jack shit.

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    15. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anybody come up with a reason why the voices always seem to say bad things? You never hear of a person with this condition hearing 7 voices to exercise, eat right, and work hard. For that matter you never hear of the voices telling the person to sing campfire songs or take tapdancing lessons or wear blue either, rather the voices always seem to be saying the worst possible things. What's up with that?

    16. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      The doctors say "we dont know" or "its echos in the brain"

      I slide towards that Schitsophrenic people are telepathic. maybe he's only tuned into evil thoughts?

      My thoughs on it make more sense than any doctor, professional, or researcher has ever came up with. but then schitsophrenia was considered a "fake" disorder until only 25 years ago... although sometimes he says that they are specific about things around him... I'ts a scary and bizzare disease/disorder..

      BTW: he hears more than 7 voices. he does say that some of them are sometimes clear for a few words but mostly like in a large room with hundreds of people talking in the background.

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    17. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by bouvin · · Score: 1

      I do not have the book here, nor do I think the character was named, but it was a friend of wosname, the punk in the beginning who gets executed for armed robbery.

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    18. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Also, I do find it sad how liberals are so elitist in that if you don't have a college degree, you are not capable of being intellectual.

      Where the heck are you getting that from? I hear this statement from people on the right all the time. Instead of crazy rants about how liberal intellectuals are keeping you down, why not just say something intelligent or at least interesting?

      I hate liberals in the fact that they think they know best...when in fact they know jack shit.

      Where's your evidence of either part of this argument? This is just a paranoid rant.

      even drop-outs such as Bill Gates piss them off.

      Deranged, you are. Steve Jobs didn't finish college either (although unlike Bill Gates, it was because he didn't have the money to pay for it - so he went to work), yet he's a liberal poster boy - and was the biggest individual donor to Bill Clinton's 1996 re-ellection campaign.

      The fact is, you've been brainwashed by the rightwing media (Rush, Fox News, etc.) and are parroting their line. They're just using you.

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    19. Re:Subliminal messaging viruses by aka1nas · · Score: 1

      Maybe negative thoughts are simply "louder" than others?

  10. Re:are tehy memory enhancers or....... by dreadnougat · · Score: 1

    Brainwashing people by telling them to get more sleep?

  11. Hmmmm.... by Durin_Deathless · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Are the words random, tailored to the user, or to the topic at hand? If the last, do I need special glasses for reading the newspaper and for reading a book?

    Also, wouldn't 1/80th of a second make more sense?

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  12. Reminders by r_glen · · Score: 1, Redundant

    "...like someone's name, or a word like keys or medicine"

    But what if grandpa forgets to put on his glasses?

    1. Re:Reminders by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      then, little timmy, he picks up a knife and stabs your eyeballs out.

      please help grandpa remember to wear his glasses!

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  13. What about other uses? by Chairboy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Humorous hack: have it flash an image of a penis. If Fight Club has taught us anything (other then how to make soap), it has certainly taught us the benefits of subliminal images.

    1. Re:What about other uses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humorous hack: have it flash an image of a penis. If Fight Club has taught us anything (other then how to make soap), it has certainly taught us the benefits of subliminal images.

      chairboy, how does flashing a penis on the screen benefit you? no matter what your sexual orientation, you're a freak!

    2. Re:What about other uses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you aren't a freak. You are average.

      I'd kill myself if i was average..

  14. I really hope they perfect this technology ... by Dan+Connor · · Score: 1

    I really hope they perfect this technology for when my time comes..., hopefully 40-50 years from now... LOL My parents could use this today.

    1. Re:I really hope they perfect this technology ... by cgranade · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hell, I need these today, and I'm 18...

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    2. Re:I really hope they perfect this technology ... by cloudship_tacitus · · Score: 1

      i know what you mean, but i'm 26. god help you if you get this bad in the next eight years. i'm lucky i remember my wife's name. you know, what's her face.

  15. Can't remember where you put them by bstadil · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sorry, but someone had to say this

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    1. Re:Can't remember where you put them by guru_Stew · · Score: 1

      They did, twice already, read b4 u post

    2. Re:Can't remember where you put them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they did a better job of it, too. Please, just don't post at all. We don't need your words here.

  16. How long until... by ASayre8 · · Score: 1

    How long until somone "hacks" them to just have the glasses display something continuously, or change what is displays? Imagine the both Good and bad possibilities of this. A dictionary or book right before your eyes, but, Imagine the cheating implications of thiis. what if someone sets the glasses to display a "cheat sheet" during a test?

    1. Re:How long until... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or what if it becomes possible to 'spam' the glasses with either coke / pepsi advertising, or even worse. Can you imaging if suddenly you started getting ads for Herbal Viagra before you eyes?

  17. snl reference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps you'll come up to my place for drinks *blink* hot sex *blink*...

  18. Made by MicroOptical by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Informative

    and like everything made by MicroOptical they're "not on the market yet". Vapour.

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    1. Re:Made by MicroOptical by dissy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Made by MicroOptical and like everything made by MicroOptical they're "not on the
      > market yet". Vapour.

      Fortunatly for this project however, every item I would need to build this setup myself is available right now.
      As a matter of fact, the only part I cant have this very second is the software (Designing something from scratch to emulate someone elses software is easier than totally making it from scratch however)

      HUD glasses have been available for a couple of years in different forms.
      The wearable computer existd in multiple forms. Think about the CPU power of an iPaq, and then its size.

      I had this idea myself not 3 years ago, except i desired face/voice/OCR reconition in my device, but still dont think we are close enough to some of those technologies to currently do it.
      OCR is about the only thing that may work, IE you look at a store sign and it pops up info, or a street sign and you can bring up a map of the area, etc.

      The hardest part is getting data INTO the system, not out.
      But I dont doubt for a second that people are already working on the out part like this, as they have been doing it for atleast 4 years.

    2. Re:Made by MicroOptical by iabervon · · Score: 1

      MicroOptical's stuff isn't vapor; I've actually used one of their displays, which was all nicely packaged, set up to attach to glasses, and so forth.

      They seem not to be on the market yet primarily because the general market for them does not yet exist (in part because they don't sell reasonable driver hardware for the part that's at the other end of the wire from the glasses). They may also still be working on being able to mass-produce them (not too long ago, they had them available, but they were made by hand).

      But if you want a HUD and you're willing to do a bit of signal processing (or get a broad fabricated, since there's a freely available design), and you can convince them to sell you one, it's available today.

    3. Re:Made by MicroOptical by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Seriously MicroOptical has been doing press releases of their latest and greatest inventions sincle the late eighties and yes, they've been using the "not yet available for mass production" line since then. Their a concept company, hoping that oneday they'll find some rich sucker who'll pay a fortune for a one off.

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    4. Re:Made by MicroOptical by iabervon · · Score: 1

      But it's not like they haven't actually been making them at a plodding rate since the 80s, because I've actually used them at the MIT Media Lab. Just because they can't figure out a way to make them commercially viable doesn't mean their product doesn't exist at all.

    5. Re:Made by MicroOptical by QuantumG · · Score: 0, Redundant

      But it's not like you can go to their website and buy one. Maybe that would be a good first step in making their products commercially viable: offer their potential customers a way to order them.

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  19. I Can See it Now... by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

    "I swear, someone must've hacked my glasses and told my memory to refer to all uniformed people as 'doughnut-eating wankers'! It isn't my fault, I swear!!"

    "In related news, two-thirds of Congress refused to comment on allegations of wearing memeyes that contained pro-corporate propaganda. Investigators have been hampered by the sheer amount of memspam associated with a search of memories stored on the glasses."

    "..and with the introduction of memory-display eyewear in the late zeroes, intra-party political diversity essentially disappeared as aberrant views were replaced with Republicant, Democrat, or Green Party-mandated memory files. This in turn led to the long-forseen first digital war, and devastating numerous Pacific Rim economies such as.."

  20. In other news... by cujo_1111 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, beer glasses have been found to reduce your memory retention by more than 50%...

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    1. Re:In other news... by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      ...and increase the attractiveness of the opposite sex by 500%

    2. Re:In other news... by TheHornedOne · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a true Aussie! This is the funniest comment I've read all morning and I've already been to Fark.

  21. Subliminal issues and timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Dammit, we're out of toilet paper.."
    *KEYS, KEYS, KEYS, KEYS*
    "yeeoowwwww!!!"

  22. Hmm.. by NegativeK · · Score: 1, Funny

    Subliminal porn.. It's gotta happen sooner or later..

    Hey, I'm not actually typing this, am I? Wait.. The cursor is moving to the submit button! Nooo, sto

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      That's what you get for leaving your VNC server on without a password.

      Sucker!

  23. Why so fast? by stephens_domain · · Score: 1

    I realize that the point of this is memory enhancement not mobile computing, but I would prefer the information to just be left on screen long enough for me to read it. Use color coding or something so you can ignore what is on screen unless it is the topic you are presently concerned with.

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    1. Re:Why so fast? by Narphorium · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The problem with using is like a conventional display is that it's no longer subconscious. You would be purposely focusing on what's sceen and not what you should be looking at through the glasses.

      For example, imagine using these glasses to give you directions while driving. If you have to focus your eyes on a little screen and read the directions, you're not looking at the road and probably endangering everyone else. If you just "seem to know" which way to turn when you get to the intersection, then you can actually pay attention to the road and avoid running people over.

    2. Re:Why so fast? by stephens_domain · · Score: 1

      I realize this, that is why I kind of disclaimed my comment in the first sentence. I'm just saying, given a choice, I would prefer the viewable/readable screen. But in reality, there is no reason it could not do both. Just a simple switch to move from one mode to the other. Or have a banner accross the top or bottom dedicated to the subliminal messages.

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    3. Re:Why so fast? by MikeOttawa · · Score: 1
      Thats not entirely true -

      I think glasses like this can place the text in a certain size so that the text appears to be in your range of vision. It would be more like looking at a sign off in the distance, except _only you_ could see the sign.

      I think they also have technology that can track your eye movements, so that they system could know _what_ you're looking at. So, like those bank commercials, people could have thier name floating above their heads, and as you looked around the room, everyone's name would stay above their respective head.
      The longer you looked at someone, the more detail could go scrolling above their head (like their kid's names, their birthday, I guess everything your PDA might know about them.

  24. subliminal glasses by Toasty16 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "The messages -- like someone's name, or a word like keys or medicine -- flash before your eyes at 180th of a second. It's too fast for the eyes to notice, but not the brain."

    Drat, i cant find a good link about about these glasses, i saw them before at skool and they help you remember what people said!

    1. Re:subliminal glasses by gid13 · · Score: 1

      Mmm... Orange... Wait a minute!!! What the???!!!

    2. Re:subliminal glasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do I suddenly wanna humpa roly-poley?

    3. Re:subliminal glasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must. Kill. Lincoln.

  25. Subliminal Messaging by LoneIguana · · Score: 1

    This seems like the subliminal messages that they used to stick into movies. I wouldn't be suprised if companies start trying to stick their advertising in them.

    1. Re:Subliminal Messaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why bother with subliminal. Liminal is just fine (Evolution, Twister)

  26. Steve Mann by alan_d_post · · Score: 1

    Steve Mann has been doing this for years.

  27. "Failed Subliminal Programming" by Ieshan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Er, well, no.

    "Flash Subliminal Programming", as you call it, isn't a completely failed research area - assuming you're talking about subliminal priming. Priming is the term used to refer to an experience or procedure that brings a particular concept to mind (see Kunda, 1999, Social Cognition).

    There have been many studies which demonstrate the effects of subliminal priming - in a particularly nice one, subjects were shown either 0, 20, or 80% "hostile" prime words - each for 50 ms - followed by a line of Xs to mask the prime. A control group identified less than 1% of the words. Yet, when asked to rate the behavior of a character in a story, people who saw more Hostile Primes rated the actions as more hostile or aggressive (Bargh and Pietromonaco, 1982).

    Mere Exposure experiments have been done (Bornstein and D'Agostino) with durations as little as 5 ms. Mere exposure is another interesting phenom - that familiarity breeds liking (see Bornstein 1989 or Zajonc 1968 for reviews).

    I just thought I'd babble for a few. :)

    1. Re:"Failed Subliminal Programming" by jackb_guppy · · Score: 0, Troll

      So how soon before Coke buy Ad space, as in the 50's movie theaters?

      No, I do not hear voices, but the flashing words say buy...buy...buy...

    2. Re:"Failed Subliminal Programming" by wALLe · · Score: 1

      Well the thing is you're brain will filter out that image that flashes in front of your eyes at 180th of a second. It won't help you remember squat! Basically one can put it like this (in simple terms) just in the same way you don't notice when your eyes blink (unless you concentrate to see it) you won't notice any messages flashing in front of your eye at 180th of a second. If you don't notice it, it won't do anything to your memory. The image of unimportance (not connected to the stream of other images) is thrown away just as the black image you receive when closing your eyes while blinking. Subliminal programming in this way really is a joke, this is als the reason why the bogus technique is not banned in most european countries.

  28. they could send the message by Keltus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    yvan eht nioj

  29. testing by glenn1you0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Could you use these while taking a test - claiming that they don't so much give you the answer like a cheat sheet, rather, subliminal cues that help your recall like a mnemonic device might? Yeah, right. ;-)

  30. just wait.. by kidlinux · · Score: 1

    Just wait until these hit the non-medical market. Then imagine advertising - browsing the web on portable devices for example.

    I think you can see where this will go.

    At least the pop-ups will only last 180th of a second ;)

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    1. Re:just wait.. by ASayre8 · · Score: 1

      Until you get 180 pop-ups each second.

    2. Re:just wait.. by aliquis · · Score: 1

      On the other side they can easily give you 200+ popups ;)

  31. actually .. by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1

    This is not new it was how I was trained to read whole words and read and it's been around for ages. Wearing a pair of "special" glases is new however. Cool too.

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    1. Re:actually .. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > This is not new it was how I was trained to read whole words and read and it's been around for ages.

      Really, how were words flashed into your eye for milliseconds, "ages" ago? What exactly are you describing, because it is certainly not the same thing the article talked about.

    2. Re:actually .. by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1

      It's the same idea. They used a machine that flashed who words on a screen in the special classes I went to. It was along time ago like over 33 years. Putting it right on your eye is new. The concept is very old.

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  32. Re:are tehy memory enhancers or....... by Maxhrk · · Score: 1, Funny

    Resistance... is... fulite!

  33. They Live by jeeves1914 · · Score: 1

    How longe before these become manditory for those under a certain income level, flashing "OBEY, CONSUME, NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT"? Maybe Carpenter was a bit prophetic.

  34. I know one use... by a.deity · · Score: 1

    This'll save Leonard Shelby hundreds on tattoos. And Polaroid film.

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    1. Re:I know one use... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > This'll save Leonard Shelby hundreds on tattoos.

      Please excuse my ignorant (and possibly obvious) question, but is this a reference to "Memento," or is it something else?

    2. Re:I know one use... by a.deity · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is. I posted vaguely because it sounded a bit funnier.

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  35. Could this be learned for generalized learning? by RevAaron · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Could this be learned for generalized learning? Could I load "Mathematical Ecology I" into the device controlling the glasses and learn something from it? Perhaps equations? Probably not learn, but memorize, drill?

    Basing off of what little I know about the way human being learn, I can't imagine these could be used for learning of a subject not already known, but I bet they could be used for review or memorization. Neato.

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    1. Re:Could this be learned for generalized learning? by Jasin+Natael · · Score: 1

      I've been studying Japanese for a while, and I know I'd love to at least try this out. It would be great to see the ideographic characters I already know flash before my eyes alongside their english equivalents and phonetic representations a few dozen times a day... Maybe they could play a little animation, so I'd know the stroke orders as well.

      --Jasin Natael

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  36. Great for large meetings by tessaiga · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Looks like another Media Lab project; you can link to the project homepage here.

    Personally I'd find it great if they could add voice recognition to it. One of my biggest weaknesses is remembering new names, especially when I'm introduced to a whole bunch of people one after the other. (I remember a job interview where I was taken on a tour of the building, and met around 10 people in 15 minutes. Then near the end of the tour, one of those people joined us for the rest of the interview, and I was trying desperately to remember which one he was :) ). Being able to have it dynamically associate people's faces with names and display a prompt would be a huge assist.

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    1. Re:Great for large meetings by JumperCable · · Score: 0

      I remember a job interview ... Then near the end of the tour, one of those people joined us for the rest of the interview, and I was trying desperately to remember which one he was.

      Interviewer: So what is that on your head.
      Interviewee: Memory Glasses! So I don't forget things. Cool huh!?

  37. Bart to Milhouse by Will2k_is_here · · Score: 3, Funny

    "How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid?"

  38. Donnie Darko by botmfeedr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm suprised everyone's quoted or attempted to relate other movies to this topic besides the movie that directly resembles this topic.

  39. Subliminal Messages? by Webtommy88 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It looks like the text flashed onto the eye quickly is used as a primer to get you thinking about a certain thing and thus a memory aid.

    From a Psych 101 example:

    Whats a popular laundry detergent? Answer after you have read this list:
    - Moon
    - Ocean
    - Water
    - Ebb
    - Beach

    If you answered Tide detergent, congradulations, you may have been "primed" into answering that. Admitedly Tide has a good market share in the laundry detergent but the priming effect can be demonstrated with other non-local examples. (I belive this works best if you live in Canada)

    I was under the impression that flashing text quickly so that your eye doesn't notice it was just another form of subliminal messaging...

    I was also under the impression that these types of subliminal messages don't work...

    So can anyone sort this out? I must be confused about something.

    More than that, if TV's or some permutation of a TV in the future can do this, whats to stop companies from flashing "BUY COKE" every 180th frame.

    1. Re:Subliminal Messages? by silentbozo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, I thought "Bleach". You might want to remove "Beach" as a primer...

    2. Re:Subliminal Messages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      whats to stop companies from flashing "BUY COKE" every 180th frame.
      Well, primarily, I would have to say the fact that TVs don't have frame rates that fast.

      NTSC = 29.97fps, 60Hz
      PAL = 25fps, 50Hz
    3. Re:Subliminal Messages? by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      every 180th frame, not for 180th of a second. essentially it would appear for 1 frame every 6 seconds.

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    4. Re:Subliminal Messages? by gfody · · Score: 0

      uhh.. whats another popular detergent?

      thats like asking whats a popular operating system? answer after reading this list:
      - shit
      - puke
      - warts
      - hookers

      did you say windows? ha! I primed you

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    5. Re:Subliminal Messages? by benna · · Score: 1

      The fact that its not legal would be whats to stop it.

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    6. Re:Subliminal Messages? by danny256 · · Score: 1

      I said linux...

    7. Re:Subliminal Messages? by Basalisk · · Score: 1

      > whats to stop companies from flashing "BUY COKE" every 180th frame.

      Because the coca cola company has trademarked it.

      Read up on your IP law.

    8. Re:Subliminal Messages? by John+Hurliman · · Score: 3, Informative

      The fact that NTSC is 29.97 frames per second?

    9. Re:Subliminal Messages? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      What happens if we answered Era to the question?

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    10. Re:Subliminal Messages? by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was thinking "Tide" before I read the first item in the list. Tide's marketing is a little too good; I think you need a better example. And put the list before the question too, or maybe put the question in the middle of the list.

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    11. Re:Subliminal Messages? by ndogg · · Score: 1

      "Let's sue Miramax."

      "Why?"

      "Because they put 'BUY COKE' in subliminal messages in their movie"

      "But we paid them to do that!"

      "So? I'm bored."

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    12. Re:Subliminal Messages? by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      If you answered Tide detergent, congradulations, you may have been "primed" into answering that.

      Hmm, actually, I thought "Surf" - gotta be careful there that you don't find yourself subliminally advertising a rival brand!

    13. Re:Subliminal Messages? by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      I think subliminal messages can reinforce or modify the effect of explicit messages given around the same time, but they cannot by themselves influence your behaviour over a longer period. So subliminal advertising inserted randomly into films or TV won't work (and is banned in some places, anyway), but subliminal images in an advertisement might make it more effective.

    14. Re:Subliminal Messages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised that this got marked informative since it's not.

      While the standard is almost 30 frames per second, the original poster did say the 180th frame, not the 180th frame in a single second. So it takes several seconds to show one frame with a bit of text on it, what's the big deal? The fact that a TV refreshes at nearly 30fps won't stop them from doing this, it just means there will be more time between the frames.

    15. Re:Subliminal Messages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said hookers not $5 whores

    16. Re:Subliminal Messages? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      They could still flash "Buy Coke" every 180th frame, though. The message would show up once every 6 seconds or so, for a little less than 1/30th of a second.

    17. Re:Subliminal Messages? by Marvin_OScribbley · · Score: 1

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought "Surf"!

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    18. Re:Subliminal Messages? by Cynikal · · Score: 1

      well it would remind me that i need to buy more coke....

      it'd be nice if they could add in there "pay the bills... we're out of milk... your wallet is on top of the dryer..." etc

    19. Re:Subliminal Messages? by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I thought the same thing.

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    20. Re:Subliminal Messages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Odd, I had it work as

      beach -> bleach ...

      Go figure? :)

    21. Re:Subliminal Messages? by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      "But we paid them to do that!"

      I see what you're saying. But if subliminal ads were effective, it's quite possible that a theater owner (whose resale of Coca-Cola is a big part of lobby profits) would have incentive to insert those messages, without encouragement from Cocacola Corp itself.

      In that case, he'd truely be sullying their name by association with dubious techniques.

    22. Re:Subliminal Messages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Words that you are not "reading," but are still in the field of view affect queing.

    23. Re:Subliminal Messages? by Random832 · · Score: 1

      More than that, if TV's or some permutation of a TV in the future can do this, whats to stop companies from flashing "BUY COKE" every 180th frame.

      I think there's some sort of obscure law against that

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    24. Re:Subliminal Messages? by indros13 · · Score: 1
      While I agree that beach can prime you to think bleach, answering bleach indicates that you did not read the directions to identify a popular laundry detergent.

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    25. Re:Subliminal Messages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us don't do laundry very often. In those cases beach and detergent get mixed up in the same generic class as "clothes-related cleanser". You're right - it's technically a wrong answer, but if you want to have the subject answer "Tide" more often, then you'll want to remove semantically related items like this to prevent mispriming the answer.

    26. Re:Subliminal Messages? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1


      I was also under the impression that these types of subliminal messages don't work...

      Its well known that sublime messages do work. However the term "work" is fuzzy. If you define "work" as: a sublime message used as advertisment will have the effect of more sales, then it don't work.
      If you define "work" as: if you "see" or "hear" or "smell" suddenly Pop Corn ... your mind thinks about Pop Corn, then it works.
      However if you don't like Pop Corn that much or you are not hungry or what ever, you won't search for Pop Corn and won't buy some.
      Sublime only means: its not in the main thought process. Of course you might have it in a background process. And that background process will ignore an unwanted flashing "BUY COKE" message in the same way your foreground thought process will ignore a standard advertisment.
      angel'o'sphere

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  40. Now if only ... by mike_lynn · · Score: 1

    If only everyone would take a lesson from the military and wear RFID badges, this would be _really_ useful.

  41. The name is a bit off... by phorm · · Score: 1

    They're not really "memory glasses" so much as they are "subliminal message" glasses. That is to say, they pop you a little message that after awhile you eventually log down automatically from your subconscious. This is much the same as ads for soft-drinks etc that were placed in theatres between frames before it became illegal (except in this case it would be opt-in and therefore presumably legal).

    My main concern would be whether or not these things might display messages other than the ones intended? What happens if due to certain investors it say "Thirsty? Coke" or something similar? And since the glasses don't have a preset film, how would you know?

    1. Re:The name is a bit off... by cgranade · · Score: 1

      This is much the same as ads for soft-drinks etc that were placed in theatres between frames before it became illegal (except in this case it would be opt-in and therefore presumably legal).
      There was opt-in at the movies, too, you know.

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  42. Ahhhhh by crazysim · · Score: 0

    So thats the geek people's secret!!!!

  43. Re:They Live (almost) by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 1

    In the movie, nobody got to wear the glasses. The signal was broadcast to all.

    The glasses were designed by the resistance to avoid being told to BUY, SLEEP, etc.

    That said, you're right on the money with the concept.

    What a great story, and movie.

    I guess it was from a short story named "Three O'Clock in the Morning" or something (this is from memory. Damn I wish I had those glasses)

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  44. People IDing by Animats · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Another reason to implant RFID tags in people.

    Killer app: once RFID tags are in garments in stores, this could indicate all the ones that would fit you. Shoppers at sales would love this.

    1. Re:People IDing by OverlordQ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Killer app: once RFID tags are in garments in stores, this could indicate all the ones that would fit you. Shoppers at sales would love this

      Not only would the shoppers love it but everybody else who has to see your pant size is about 5 too small.

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    2. Re:People IDing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not only would the shoppers love it but everybody else who has to see your pant size is about 5 too small.

      Uhm... you really don't need fancy glasses to see that.

    3. Re:People IDing by borroff · · Score: 1

      Just imagine the applications for single's bars!:

      ***
      Guest 825391 info:

      Sex: Female (just this alone would eliminate quite a few embarassing situations)

      Age: 23

      Marital Status: Single

      Preferences: Bashful computer geeks.
      ***

      It would streamline the whole pickup experience!

    4. Re:People IDing by Peorth · · Score: 1

      No offense, but...*shifty eyes darting around*
      Perhaps with that great idea, you should probably be nominated for the Tyrannical Overloard poll currently on Slashdot.

      The US government would be proud, though I hope they don't start making us Mutants register anytime soon. :D

  45. Re:are tehy memory enhancers or....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not if you are species 8472.

  46. Not very useful... by jjh37997 · · Score: 1

    How is this any better than writing a person's name and phone number on your hand? But seriously what are the practical benifits? It's not really helpful in social situations since you would need to program it to display ALL the names of people whose name you forget ALL the time.

    Glasses such as these are only useful if they display the information you need WHEN you need it. Add speech and facial recognition to the system and then you'll have a truely useful product.

  47. This article is pure crap !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As usual journalists got it all wrong ! I actually WAS at ISWC'03 last week and that's not exactly what the presenter (Rich DeVaul) was saying. Hell the glasses improve your memory even if it's not flashing the right name of the person in the test group !
    Journalists should READ the actual paper and make sure they UNDERSTAND the presentation before spinning a story the way they want using a few key words !

  48. IMPROVE memory? by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, but I don't think this will improve memory. Subliminal clues may help you when you are wearing the glasses, but I bet that when you don't wear them, you won't be able to remember at all, because you will have learned to rely on them, rather than your memory. They don't assist memory, they replace it.

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    1. Re:IMPROVE memory? by Yoda's+Mum · · Score: 1

      It depends on what you mean by improve. If you always wear the glasses (or in the future, wear them as contacts or implant them into your eyes), then you've essentially integrated them into your memory system, thus improving it. It's not necessarily improving it in the sense that the slushy matter in your head gets better, but that isn't necessarily a prerequisite for "improvement". The improvement in this case is that overall, you will be able to better "remember" things. It's exactly the same as replacing any other defective or missing body part - a hip replacement may not "improve" your bones, but when needed it sure improves their ability to walk without pain.

    2. Re:IMPROVE memory? by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

      I agree that without the glasses you would be impaired. I think it relates to the famous levels of processing theory. This basically says the more work you do to process information - the better you will remember it.

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  49. Advertisers' Wet Dream Come True by NOT-2-QUICK · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps it is just me, but these seem as though they would be an obvious target for next generation marketing campaigns.

    As per the article, they are triggered into action via RF. I am in Tokyo right now and the sheer magnitude of visual input from everything from neon to big screen televisions to giant posters is almost paralyzing at times. I am afraid to even contemplate how this annoyance would be compounded thru the use (and surely abuse) of this type of technology by the marketing drones of the world.

    And then, there is always the conspiracy theorist angle. What if subversive powers (governmental or otherwise) tapped into this type of technology to recruit and/or spread propaganda. It would completely redefine everything from armed forces and/or terrorist recruitment all the way up to presidential elections.

    Even worse, with the subliminal nature of this tech, you might not even realize at first why purchasing a copy of M$ Office 2003 seems like such a great idea all of a sudden, why you are suddenly craving some KFC only minutes after eating, or why you have completely changed your opinion of Dubya...

    Scary shit if you ask me...

    - n2q

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    1. Re:Advertisers' Wet Dream Come True by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "Even worse, with the subliminal nature of this tech, you might not even realize at first why purchasing a copy of M$ Office 2003 seems like such a great idea all of a sudden, why you are suddenly craving some KFC only minutes after eating, or why you have completely changed your opinion of Dubya..."

      You know.....you don't HAVE to wear them. Well, maybe you will, if they pass a law that states that all tinfoil hats have to be equiped with these.

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    2. Re:Advertisers' Wet Dream Come True by ojQj · · Score: 1
      Political advertisers already do this on television. Those are just the ones we know about, because they have a tendency to get called on it. And there's plenty of evidence from psychology that this advertising technique has some effect.

      I doubt it could cause overnight fundamental changes in the way a person thinks. Then again, sometimes a slight shift is all that's really wanted. And an accumulation of slight shifts can amount to a fundamental change in democratic opinion.

    3. Re:Advertisers' Wet Dream Come True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, OMG! We'll all be forced to wear these glasses! It'll be total mind control! Um..NO, not unless we are all forced at gunpoint to wear the friggin things. And if you're so worried about subliminal messaging, don't you think the powers that be would have already been "priming" us through that device in 90% of homes, the "Television".

    4. Re:Advertisers' Wet Dream Come True by grammaticaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not so scary once you know that subliminal suggestion doesn't work.

    5. Re:Advertisers' Wet Dream Come True by pdoelle · · Score: 1

      Yeah... until the viewers start spontaneously exploding.

      (first aired c. 1987).

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  50. Gotta love the geeks ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad there is no videos of the glasses:

    1. Re:Gotta love the geeks ! by The+Penguine+Empress · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is a video of it.

  51. Faster than a visual cortex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's too fast for the eyes to notice, but not the brain.

    So if it's too fast for the eye to notice, how is the brain supposed to get your message?

    This would be a great way for me to study... just put a few chapters of a textbook into the smart glasses and I don't even realize I'm learning!
    I would settle with remembering 50%.

  52. I'd heard about this before... by The+Penguine+Empress · · Score: 2, Informative

    Back in April, Scientific American Frontiers had part of an episode (video here, transcript here) that talked about this same thing - including face recognition, with a blip of 1/3 of a video frame... I forget whether video frames are 24 or 30 frames per second, but if it's 30, than it would be consistent with the article above.

  53. fsck the program by LordMyren · · Score: 0

    i want the fsck'ing glasses

  54. FOR THE LOVE OF PETE - KILL THIS THREAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't say i didn't warn you.

  55. more bad subliminal messages by kaan · · Score: 1

    even worse than "kill your boss", what about a hacker sending you these terrible messages:

    "Microsoft is good"
    "Bill is your friend and he loves you (really)"
    "Linux is no longer cool"
    "You need Office 2003 NOW"
    "All your glasses are belong to us"

  56. Theres....No....brainwashing...... by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

    *monotone* Brainwashing... Thats... rediculous.... Now if you dont mind i have to go donate my life savings to the people that invented the memory glasses and fight to make them the overloards of earth....... */monotone*

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  57. Re: High-Tech Glasses Help Improve Memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great, but where did I put them last...?

  58. So, if I see... by glenebob · · Score: 0, Troll

    If I see a half-naked woman will the glasses say "sex"? I mean... because... that already happens.

    1. Re:So, if I see... by cperciva · · Score: 1

      You see half-naked women? Where?

    2. Re:So, if I see... by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      In adverts for "Girls Gone Wild 6".

  59. Nobody will forget you by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Dressed up with such dorky glasses nobody will forget you anyway!

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  60. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a sneaking suspicion that you may be a bit of a racist.

  61. There was an action hero cartoon in Japan.. by annisette · · Score: 1

    That was said to cause convulsions in kids, lots of flashing, colors. Probably primitive to these glasses but there would need ot be a visual(or brain reaction) test to see who can use these. Those prone to seizures might have a problem.

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    1. Re:There was an action hero cartoon in Japan.. by danny256 · · Score: 1

      It wasn't an action hero program, I think it was an episode of pokemon.

  62. Glasses New Must-Have Accessory by Bakajin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since wearable computing and its surrounding technology is almost definately going to mature much faster than something as far off as optical implants that can do the same trick without glasses, I wonder if people will stop using lasers and contacts to fix their eyes because they will want to wear glasses as a utility. In fact people with perfect vision might even start wearing glasses.

    1. Re:Glasses New Must-Have Accessory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already make "non-prescription glasses", so that egotistical fuckheads can buy them and think they "look smarter".

  63. How the hell do you get "50%"? by bratmobile · · Score: 1

    Will someone tell me how the hell people come up with stupid, meaningless figures like "50%", when applied to something as complex as human memory?

    It's not like we have some sort of empty/full meter. Human memory is intricately structured, unreliable, amazing, and far beyond the ability of a SINGLE NUMBER to describe!

    Lies, damn lies, and SLASHDOT ARTICLES!

    1. Re:How the hell do you get "50%"? by the+Llama+of+Virtue · · Score: 1

      Its a simple number to describe the results of a complex system. 50% = % enhancement in group - % enhancement of control group. The brain is amazing, but looking at raw output it is not difficult to come up with a percentage to represent typical results. YMMV.

  64. Why am I reminded of The Jerk? by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 2, Funny

    When Opti-grab came out, I thought it was the greatest thing ever, and I bought a pair. And this is the result. (Mr. Reiner removes his pair of dark glasses to reveal...) This little handle is like a magnet, your eyes are constantly drawn to it and you end up cock-eyed. Now as a director I am constantly using my eyes and this Opti-grab device has caused irreparable harm to my career. Let me show you a clip from my latest film where my faulty depth perception kept me from yelling cut at the proper time. (scene of a little red sportscar speeding off a cliff. Reiner yells "Cut!" just after the car goes over the edge) If I had yelled cut on time, those actors would be alive today. That's why I am spearheading the ten million dollar class action suit against Mr. Johnson and his irresponsible selling of a product he didn't even test on prisoners. Thank you.

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  65. I don't see... by sznupi · · Score: 0

    how this can be saled in any place with possibility tue sue somebody for any rubbish and win. I mean, epileptics are likely to...highly dislike using this. There will be warnings, sure...but what about people that never knew they can have attack of epi so easily? OTOH if the inventors wil have good lawyers they can convince the judge that it is good because it "detects" illnes ;P

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  66. Ooops by jabbadabbadoo · · Score: 1

    Hmmmrf... where did I put my glasses...

  67. Appearance or reality? by Academy+Girl · · Score: 1

    Make you remember more, or only make you LOOK like you remember more? Here's a short commentary about the history of glasses which makes the point that you, at least, can look more intelligent if you wear them. Or, see this little study link. So why allow your brain to be flashed with subliminal messages when you can put on an old pair of wire-rims and just look like you know more already? : )

  68. 3 Words for RF Marketing by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 0

    Penis Enlargement Pills

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  69. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  70. OS for glasses?.. by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    If the OS for the glasses comes from Redmond it will flash "Save Money With Windows Server 2003" just like ./ banner adds.

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  71. Message to penisbird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just want to say that I really value your contribution to slashdot. You guys at the GNAA really give a voice to trolls and I hope you keep doing what you're doing for a long time.

    1. Re:Message to penisbird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that!

      You guys rock!

  72. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lies, all lies

  73. They do the remembering for you.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    By whizzing so many things past you a second they do the remebering for you by word association or giving the answer. What would happen when you take them off? No words to associate with when trying to remember something so "help improve memory" is a bit false. It's doing the helping but I don't see how it's doing any improving.

  74. Augmented Reality? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Personally, I'm more intrigued by their augmented reality wearable computing research. Instead of something subliminal, it displays the information next to the persons image, so that you can read it, scroll through it, etc. You could retrieve info based on past conversations, their name, their phone number, and other useful things. I personally think that has a MUCH greater chance of being picked up by the average consumer than this thing.

    Does anybody have any information on affordable wearable computers (with the glasses and all) that you don't need a computer engineering degree to put together?

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  75. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally a counter to the effects of beer goggles!

    REJOICE, fellow drunkards!

  76. Symposium . . . blinking goggles . . . hmm . . . by jhylkema · · Score: 1

    Quoth the author:

    These "memory glasses" were also discussed at the recent International Symposium on Wearable Computers.

    Lessee here . . . Symposium, literally translated from Greek, means drinking party. The Platonic dialogue of the same name was, in fact, a drinking party.

    Glasses that flash messages in someone's eyes immediately following a drinking party . . . sounds like the makings of a barf-o-rama to me.

  77. Glasses/subliminals by Empiric · · Score: 1

    AFAIK, recent research would indicate that to use these for "subliminal" suggestion, a better approach than to quickly flash a message in one lens, would be to quickly flash a different (useful) one in each lens.

    An auditory form technique is commonly used with audible suggestions, especially in hypnosis. The notion is that if something is said with equivalent volume and tonality in each ear, you will focus on one or the other, but still "register" the other, without evaluating it--your conscious/critical faculty being tied up processing the other audio channel.

    Unfortunately, hard proof of the effectiveness of either seems to be lacking.

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  78. These glasses are neat! by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1

    ...But what were they called again...?

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  79. Just imagine this!!! by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1, Troll

    Imagine some goatse slashdot troll were to hack your glasses. That'd ruin your day, wouldn't it???

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  80. Tooltips on reality by allanj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For years, I've wanted tooltips on reality. You know, move the mouse over a button on the desktop, and a little yellow note will appear, telling you what happens when you press the button. That would be awesome as augmented reality. Fixing the engine of your car, and uncertain what that part does? Look at it for a few seconds, and an explanation will pop up. Trying to remember the name of an uncle you haven't seen in 15 years? Tooltip glasses to the rescue!
    What's next - scrollbars on reality? Now THAT would be useful :-)

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    1. Re:Tooltips on reality by guru_Stew · · Score: 1

      • A restart button on conversations.

      • killall command at meetings.

      etc.
    2. Re:Tooltips on reality by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Better would be the "one word" tooltip, in the way Harlan Ellison described it. That one word or short phrase that explains what you could't quite put your finger on. Like standard tooltips would show you the name of a car's engine when you looked at it, but "lemon" might actually be more useful, or better yet "Violates state's lemon law". One of Ellison's examples was words like "diabetic", which are handy when you meet an old high school friend and remember that she used to have to be excused to use the restroom a lot and you always wondered why. Of course, this sort of tooltip raises some pretty serious privacy issues. One real world tooltip like this is Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Look at 50 to 100 or so pictures of people from all walks of life and age groups who have it, and your built in primate face recognition software will abstract what they have in common, and from then on, the phrase will pop up every time you see someone with it.

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  81. morons trying to forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just knowing how the fauxking deceptive georgewellian fuddite corepirate nazi execrable 'operates', leaves won wanting to know/remember less, about the cesspool of felonious greed/fear/ego based behaviours that we're being subjected to, buy yOUR s0-culled "leaders/heros".

    lookout bullow.

    you don't need any more corepirate nazi opticull illusions to smell which way the winds of change are bullowing?

  82. Fnord! by Music+of+the+Spheres · · Score: 1

    Combine it with speech recognition software and have it supply Fnords everytime you see the name of the manufacturer's rivals, least favourite political party, etc. If you can't see the Fnord, the fnord can't eat you. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What I want is some sort of visor that could PICK OUT subliminal messages and alert you to them. Now I'd buy that for a dollar.

  83. The first study on subliminal stuff by aepervius · · Score: 1

    was shown later to be completly bogus. You would think that if there was anything *not* bogus into altering a person mood/buying habits by flashing subliminal image, then I can't speak for the US but as you pointed out EU consumer protection or EU governement would since long have taken a step against it. Especially that forcefully altering the mood/reaction of someone else is seen as a VERY BAD thing (tm) and is taboo/feared in many country (think of voodo and other black magic :)... ). People would as soon burn down the social siege of a firm using that rather than have a law against it....

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    1. Re:The first study on subliminal stuff by Ieshan · · Score: 1

      Hi! I presented research and referenced a textbook. Did you read the articles and my post before you blindly responded? :)

    2. Re:The first study on subliminal stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Shame on you! This is /.

      I actually think giving only few refs about a topic where reality is against public perception makes the case less powerful. Either give no refs at all, or give a keyword to search like "priming."

    3. Re:The first study on subliminal stuff by The_Spud · · Score: 1

      I dont know about the whole EU but putting sublininal messages in tv broadcasts is illegal in the uk. They did an experiment on the bbc a few years ago where they got viewers to phone in and say if they thought that a picture of a neutral face was happy or sad. Half of the uk had a subliminal image of a happy face in their transmission, half had a sad face. They then used the prefix of your phone number to tell which you had seen. The results showed that the subliminal image had a slight effect but I dont think that the numbers would stand up to serious statistical analysis p>0.05 etc. They were only allowed to do this because they told you in advance that there was going to be subliminal images.

      I also remember that there was a fuss made about the use of subliminal messages in G W Bush's election campain. democrats = RATS. At least this gave us the comedy footage of W trying to say subliminal ;-)

  84. Hidden secret messages shipped as a bonus by the_olo · · Score: 1

    "RFID tags are your friends"

    "Submit to the power of RIAA..."

    "Microsoft software is stable as a rock and secure as a vault"

  85. No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > In other news, beer glasses have been found to
    > reduce your memory retention by more than 50%...

    Beer glasses have also been found to reduce your water retention by more than 50%.....

    If they're going to be serving bear at ballgames and football games, they *really* need more bathrooms.

  86. anything like this for the PC? by taxman_10m · · Score: 1

    Is there any software that does this for the PC? Flash the screen all day while you work.

    1. Re:anything like this for the PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah i'm fairly sure i've seen something on an old (2 years +) warez disc before. Can't remember the name of it though

  87. War on drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > whats to stop companies from flashing "BUY COKE"
    > every 180th frame.

    So *that* explains why GWB got into coke. All along I thought he was being hypocritical on his "war on drugs. Now we know he was just duped by adware glasses.

  88. The Science behind Priming by edibleplastic · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was under the impression that flashing text quickly so that your eye doesn't notice it was just another form of subliminal messaging...

    I was also under the impression that these types of subliminal messages don't work...

    So can anyone sort this out? I must be confused about something.


    Sure. What we have here in the glasses is exactly as you stated -- a prime. The idea behind priming is that if you flash a semantically related word right before certain kinds of decisions, the semantic links are strengthened, or "primed" so you are slightly more likely and slightly quicker to respond with a particular response.

    If I recall correctly, 180 ms is not fast enough to be undetectable. It is, however, fast enough so that your eye won't be able to saccade over to it before it disappears. (A saccade takes approximately 200ms) This means that for all intents and purposes, you probably won't be fully aware of what it says, though you might be aware that something was flashed, if you were paying attention.

    So the idea (as I understand it) is that if the glasses flash a person's name very briefly, you'll be more likely to respond with that name if you are put in a situation where you have to recall it, as the links to it have been strengthened.

    As for your question about subliminal messages, I think what you're referring to is the infamous idea that if you flicker pictures of Coca Cola between the frames of a movie, people are more likely to go buy a coke. Well, it's true that this kind of strategy doesn't work -- there's a huge difference between having Coke semantically primed and carrying out the complex behavior of buying a coke (you have the time delay, first of all, which diminishes the activation, the planning required to buy a coke, etc...)

    The priming effect is real, but very small, usually only detectable in terms of milliseconds or trends. All in all, recall is the type of task that priming can help in, so this may be very useful. But displaying "Buy Coke" or "kill your boss" really isn't going to do anything at all.

    1. Re:The Science behind Priming by e1618978 · · Score: 1

      180 ms and 1/180 seconds (5.56 ms) are very different things. The article referenced the latter.

  89. They do science at MIT? by osgeek · · Score: 1

    Why does this announcement sound like an advertisement? Coming out of MIT, you'd think it would sound like research in need of being peer-reviewed.

    1. Re:They do science at MIT? by lyonesse · · Score: 1

      it was peer-reviewed. iswc (the ieee wearables conference) has a peer-review process, and we went through a round of revisions requested by the proverbial peers before publication. i suspect we will try for a journal publication (probably in a cognition-and-perception context) after we get some more data, and that will involve its own round of peer review as well.

      (i'm one of the authors, but i'm the one from harvard medical, not one of the ones from mit :)

  90. Please say that Google is built into the glasses by G4from128k · · Score: 1

    I need this invention to help me remember people. But what I really want is Google built into the glasses so I can quickly search/see info related to the stuff around me. I would set the glasses to constantly flash search-hit fragments related to whatever object or words I was seeing at the time. I can even imagine the Googly-Glasses logo for the service.

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  91. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  92. Re:are tehy memory enhancers or....... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    Yes, but will these uber-specs help TIM with his sexylaid?

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    Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
  93. What were those xray glasses anyway? by bluGill · · Score: 1

    I remember as a kid wanting them, as did all the neighbor kids. I knew my parents wouldn't buy them so I never asked. I latter heard they were a hoax of some kind, but not what. (Considering nobody showed them off to me, they must have been. If they worked it would have been braging rights to show them off)

    So can anyone enlighten those of us with deprived childhoods who never got them what they are?

  94. that's true more than you think. by twitter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    you will think sex. At least if Pepsi has it's way, you associate sex with thier Taco Bell icons. The same thing applies to all other big companies. The two strongest urges are sex and death. Alcohol companies push themselves through self destruction, just about everyone else pushes you through sex.

    The overall efect of this overstimulation is evident in divorce and suicide rates. If you have not noticed, both of those rates are at historic highs. It's sort of like bodybuilders and steroids, it's never existed before because it's not natural. You are profoundly agitated on a daily basis and it's having a very negative effect on society.

    The non free version of these glasses would personalize the message. With RFID's advertisers would know exactly who you are. I can imagine them acting like sunglasses in places like the mall because 90 shops at once will want your 1/180 of a second blip-vert. We'd be better off if this would make people's head explode.

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    1. Re:that's true more than you think. by aminorex · · Score: 1

      > You are profoundly agitated on a daily basis...

      True, but I don't consume mass media:
      I'm a telecommuter, and I never watch TV.
      I haven't noticed that this lifestyle has
      had much impact on my obsessive thoughts of
      sex and morbid fear of death, however.

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  95. already done by twitter · · Score: 1
    Imagine some goatse slashdot troll were to hack your glasses.

    It's called subliminal advertising and the good folks on Madison avenue and elswhere have been putting images like that in your face for more than 60 years. Try laid by the best as a very old example. Images like that fill cartoony comercial art and more hideous images can be hidden in photographs. Computers have been very helpful at putting pornography right in your face many times a day.

    The more advertising you are exposed to the worse off you are. It is agitating and more anoying than you think it is.

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  96. Interesting by boatboy · · Score: 1

    That's an interesting mod idea. What I don't get is how the me information gets programmed into the CPU in a really up useful fashion. I get the mod RFID idea, but if I'm trying to me remember say a grocery list, by the time I type it in up I may as well just bring the list on paper.

  97. Glasses to your Monitor by meeas · · Score: 1

    Anyone know how possible it would be to try the same things with computer monitors? We could insert a custom frame every second to pull off the same trick with a computer monitor. Anyone have any ideas on how to accomplish this, or if it would have the same effect?

  98. "memory glasses" is a pretty forgettable name... by constantnormal · · Score: 1

    How about "googgles"?

  99. "Improves Memory" by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

    Ummm... so will the next big news be that sticky notes "improve memory"?

    Providing someone with an automatic reminder system (even if this one is subliminal, or less obvious to the person you're talking to than looking at an index card, etc) doesn't really increase your ability to remember, so much as provide a crib sheet for life. If that "improves memory" then so does taking a timeline into my history final.

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  100. I just got new glasses Saturday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I was going to get these new memory glasses, but I forgot.

  101. sorry, advertisers can just keep dreaming by lyonesse · · Score: 5, Informative

    i'm one of the authors on the paper, and you should check out the section on "miscues" for why this doesn't work.

    subliminal cueing works like this: let's say you teach somebody some name-and-face pairs -- "anne" and "becky". then you show them anne's face and subliminally cue with "anne", and you can improve the person's likelihood of remembering that name.

    but let's say you "miscue" -- you show them anne's face but subliminally cue with the name "becky". they are *not* likelier to then type "becky" -- but they *are* likelier to correctly type "anne"! this is the really weird and interesting part of our findings.

    we hypothesize that there is some of what psychologists call "spreading activation" taking place: the miscue helps you remember other things you learned in the context of the experiment, but doesn't interfere with the actual production of the correct answer.

    anyway, this is why subliminal advertising doesn't work. if you see the word "coke" but what you want is "lemonade", maybe you are likelier to think about getting a drink, but you'll likely get yourself a lemonade rather than a coke.

    we have some preliminary data showing that *overt* cues don't work that way. if we show the name "becky" with anne's face in a non-subliminal way, then subjects appear to type "becky" a lot of the time. this is probably why overt advertising actually does work, too.

    1. Re:sorry, advertisers can just keep dreaming by aminorex · · Score: 1

      As an author, you might like to provide a link
      to the paper you authored. I'm hoping it will
      answer the obvious question: Why not
      leave the words on display long enough to
      actually *read* them?

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    2. Re:sorry, advertisers can just keep dreaming by lyonesse · · Score: 1

      i suspect this violates iswc's reprint policy, but anyway, the paper should be here. this paper doesn't answer your question directly. but current research does, and the answer is simple: the cost of misinformation. if the cue is correct, then leaving it up improves performance more than a subliminal cue can. but computers are imperfect (news flash!). so the memory glasses are also imperfect; sometimes they will get it wrong. (you should already know this about face-recognition technology, which is our primary current working domain.) anyway: if you give somebody an incorrect cue in a readable way, they tend to then give the wrong answer. however, if you give an incorrect cue subliminally, you can at least in some cases still improve their chances of getting the *correct* answer anyway. and subliminal misinformation doesn't interfere with processing the way overt misinformation does. for gorier details, i refer you to the paper.

    3. Re:sorry, advertisers can just keep dreaming by AnalogousCoward · · Score: 1

      Why not pair this technology with voice recognition and OCR to re-cue recently read or heard text/language? I typically take a lot of notes in meetings, but do not do so to be able to read through them later. I take these notes to help me remember what was said. I think the act of writing it down and seeing the words on the page gives me a boost in recalling later since I now have the additional memories of the same material.

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  102. Aww, this is nothing new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...for the last couple months, every time I look at my PowerBook 520 as it's going through its 7 1/2 minute bootup, I think "DAMN! Time to Upgrade".

    Must be a subliminal. I sure as hell wasn't thinking this in 1994... Of course, I wasn't running Jaguar on it in 1994.

    1. Re:Aww, this is nothing new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't joke about subliminals in MacOS. How do you know they're NOT in there?

  103. T-Ray Glasses Lets you see people naked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    T-Rays or terahertz RF emissions would permit a viewer to see through clothes, curtains, and other thin, non metalic materials.

  104. Re:I see great use for these - Cheating by RoundSparrow · · Score: 1


    Some used to consider using "computer aid" was cheating.... calculators in math class.

  105. Emerald City of Oz by danila · · Score: 1

    And then, there is always the conspiracy theorist angle. What if subversive powers (governmental or otherwise) tapped into this type of technology to recruit and/or spread propaganda. It would completely redefine everything from armed forces and/or terrorist recruitment all the way up to presidential elections.
    Or they could force the people to wear magic green glasses 24h a day. :)

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  106. Won't this just... by ia2ca · · Score: 1

    fuel the 30fps, 60fps, 120fps argument?

  107. Focal length by Raunch · · Score: 1

    How can people see this? Isn't it too close too focus on?

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    1. Re:Focal length by anubi · · Score: 1
      They use lenses in such a manner that the eye sees a virtual image at an apparent distance of six feet away or so. Its not like you are looking directly at the imaging screen up close.

      Here's some I was looking at. Unfortunately, these things are expensive, and the sponsor I was going to research the interfaces for backed out, so I am left with an interest, a bit of driver software, but not sufficient money to pursue the research anyway on my own.

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  108. BlipVerts Live ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like old news . . .

    Remember Max Headroom's BlipVerts?

  109. obligatory simpsons quote by PopStar · · Score: 1

    Lisa: But you have recruiting ads on TV. Why do you need subliminal messages?
    Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and superliminal.
    Lisa: Superliminal?
    Smash: I'll show you.
    [opens the window, and shouts at Lenny and Carl, who are standing on the corner]
    Hey, you! Join the Navy!
    Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
    Lenny: I'm in.

    1. Re:obligatory simpsons quote by Tiny+Elvis · · Score: 1

      TV : "First, we take a delicious bar of chocolate.."
      Homer : [In a trance] "Chocolate..!!"
      TV : "Then we wrap it in caramel.."
      Homer : "Oooohh, sweeeet!"
      TV : "And finally, we dip it in rich, creamery butter".
      Homer : "AAarhrhghlll..." [His head drops back, and he drools]
      Lisa : "A subliminal idea can be planted in your mind without you even knowing it."
      Homer : "Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter."

  110. einstein by mcguyver · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of a story about Einstein. Einstein had to look up something in the phone book. He was then asked why someone so smart would need a phone book. Einstein replied if he knew where to look up the information then why would he need to remember it.

  111. Thanks for the pointer! by Seekerofknowledge · · Score: 1

    I'm a programmer for Yum! Brands, the company who owns KFC. I'll be sure to let you know how big of a raise I get after I suggest this to my boss! :)

  112. Stoners everywhere rejoice by pstreck · · Score: 1

    You could market these in High Times and make a fortune!

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    Phil
  113. Amazing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's too fast for the eyes to notice, but not the brain."

    Wow.. its like having a harddrive platters that spin to fast for the reading header but still be able to read the data. Amazing! ;-P

  114. you too can be the terminator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Statement: "Yes, I would like an order of fries and a large coke, that is all. Thank you."

    Response: "would you like the meal?"

    QUERY::"FRIES MEAL WITH FRIES"
    RESPONSE LIST::
    1. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
    2. NOW YOU DIE::*ACTION > KILL WITH BARE HANDS*
    3. *silence*
    4. WHAT PART OF "FRIES" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
    5. NO, THANK YOU

    Repeated offenses however (as is very possible here) would result in a default action of "Liquidate ALL", fun fun fun!

  115. Memory improvement? by Cunk · · Score: 1

    Or memory replacement? What part of the brain is required for understanding how to replace batteries in electronic devices 'cause that's all we'll need in a few hundred years.

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  116. What do you know and when? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do these glasses know what to display and when?
    It seems like a Catch-22.

  117. While you are at it... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    ...I'd like an "Undo" on reality, too.

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  118. Or for L.T. Smash. by cryptor3 · · Score: 1

    Yvan eht Nioj.

    Conspiracy? Never.

  119. Helpful reminders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The core is your friend.

    Trust the core.

  120. Wouldn't this work a lot better... by aminorex · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this work a lot better if they
    just kept the words on display long enough
    so that you could READ them?

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    -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
  121. I have seen this movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you make sunglasses out of them it will let you see the aliens.

  122. BIG RAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    That's Brain Impulse Galvanometer: Receive and Transmit.

    Thank-you.

  123. make your computer flash like this?? by inblosam · · Score: 1

    I would like to be able to have a set of things I need to remember, even an image or something, flash on my screen so that I don't notice it but that I am using my "stare" time for not only work but also other things like school. Any programs for controlling this?? I am on an apple powerbook. Someone want to make it and sell it for a few bucks?