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  1. Whatever happened to running in parallel? on Ships Turned Away As Aussie Customs' IT System Melts Down · · Score: 1

    If you're bringing in a complete new computer system then you're
    simply asking for trouble if one night you switch the old one
    off and switch the new one on. New systems (especially ones this
    large and important) should be bedded in, run alongside and
    mirroring the old system (but not taking over from it) in the
    live enviroment while bugs are shaken down and other types
    of problems solved. You NEVER EVER put it live without running
    in parallel first. EVER! If the companies or port authority who
    brought this system in have done this (and it doesn't say in
    the article but this seems to be the implication) then heads
    should roll as this is basic IT practice.

  2. Re:The obvious question... on Ships Turned Away As Aussie Customs' IT System Melts Down · · Score: 1

    "how the fuck did they manage to rack up $250 MILLION"

    Simple - trying to get websphere and java to run at a reasonable
    rate. Obviously they still failed. A friend on mine has had the
    misfortune to work with websphere and according to him its the
    slowest , worst piece of bloatware ever to grace a computer. It even makes windows apps look lithe and athletic.

  3. Re:end astronaught ban instead of ending nuclear b on Commission Suggests UK Should End Astronaut Ban · · Score: 1

    He won't even divert funds from trident to the rest of the cash starved *military*. What chance science?

  4. Re:Right Answer, Wrong Reasons on Commission Suggests UK Should End Astronaut Ban · · Score: 1

    How can you colonise unless you've explored the place first?
    You can't just fire some space colonists at mars and say:
    "Good luck chaps , hope the weathers nice and the soil isn't
    poisoness!". You have to send expeditionary forces first.
    If you want an analogy , medieval european colonists didnt
    just head off lock stock & barrel over the atlantic without
    knowing what was there on the off chance there might
    be some nice farmland waitinf - many many expeditions were
    launched first. Same thing with space - you can't just send
    some robots to take a few snaps and root around in the dirt
    for 5 mins then give the thumns up - you need people to *be*
    there.

  5. Re:Why pressurize? on China Going Up and Coming Down · · Score: 1

    Ooooh , you're a pilot too! Wow , you really are Mr Amazing. Any other
    facts you want to casually drop in? Perhaps you're training to be an
    astronaut in your spare time?

    I don't give a shit who you are or what you do. My original point if your
    lonely braincell could have figured it out (god help your passengers if this
    is your level of intellect) is that O2 partial pressure is NOT the whole
    story since if it was people couldn't live full time at these altitudes.
    Now go off to your plane airborn bus driver , and leave the thinking to the
    rest of us.

  6. Re:Why pressurize? on China Going Up and Coming Down · · Score: 1

    Well done , you can use Google and you're probably even a Real Hero (tm) as
    you've been in real altitude chamber and drooled. Have a dog biscuit.
    However , its not just "extremely fit" people who "survive" at 15000 feet,
    entire families *live* at that altitude. Yes , that means little children.
    So while you can probably impress you mates by waffling on about your near
    death experience for 2 minutes in a chamber , theres some 3 year old scurrying
    about right now in similar conditions.

  7. Re:This brings back the Soviet-era joke on China Going Up and Coming Down · · Score: 2, Funny

    Errr , sorry , you're going to have to explain that punchline. Don't get it.

  8. Re:5000 Meters isn't that high on China Going Up and Coming Down · · Score: 1

    "everal seconds per step breathing like we were running a marathon. Very exhilarating :)"

    And what do you do for normal recreation, visit Madam Whiplash and get
    her to beat you for an hour?

  9. Re:Why pressurize? on China Going Up and Coming Down · · Score: 1

    Nice theory. Except it doesn't explain how people manage to lives for
    days , even weeks above that altitude. Ever heard of sherpas? Sure , they
    have more red blood cells but if O2 partial pressure is all that mattered
    they'd die just as fast as the rest of us would. And don't forget , people
    have *climbed* - never mind just sat still - up to the top of everest
    at 29000 feet with no breathing equipment whatsoever.

  10. Re:virtually scratch resistant? on Transparent Aluminum a Reality · · Score: 4, Funny

    It means it'll resists anything except a bunch of bored teenage
    scratch-taggers armed with screwdrivers at 3am on a sunday morning.

  11. Re:Why don't they ask... on 20th Anniversary of Windows · · Score: 1

    Is that true or just hearsay?

  12. On a phone screen even Mr Do looks crap on A Look at Java 3D Programming for Mobile Devices · · Score: 1

    So what chance does a 3D game have of looking even remotely decent on
    something a few inches square? OMG! WATCH OUT FOR THE .... errr... 4
    pixel squidge coming at you ... no wait ... thats a coffee spot ...

  13. Only for JIT VMs on A Look at Java 3D Programming for Mobile Devices · · Score: 1

    What are the odds that mobile phone manufacturers will bother
    with JIT systems for 101 different CPU types out there that the
    phones use? Pretty slim I reckon. So it'll be a standard
    interpreter type JVM with the accompanying slowdown.

  14. Re:They're complex. on Digital Camera Failures · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Simple - unless you buy an expensive SLR digital cameras are rubbish
    for capturing quick fleeting moments. Also I prefer storing negatives
    as backups rather than computer files and the future hassle of having
    to transfer them between ever changing formats. As for paying , well
    I've yet to find a way to go from digital to print without having to
    A) pay at a kiosk or B) buy my own printer and pay $$$ for ink. Unless
    you know better.

  15. Re:They're complex. on Digital Camera Failures · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Unless your digital camera's broken. In which case you can't turn
    around anything.

  16. Re:That's why I love film on Digital Camera Failures · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the enemy would happily stop shooting and bombing for 2 hours
    while the OP charges his camera batteries from a conveniently located
    powerpoint on the front.

    Idiot.

  17. Re:They're complex. on Digital Camera Failures · · Score: 1

    So whats stopping you getting the fim camera out of its glass case then?
    I use digital AND film , and I'm not going to stop using the latter
    just because the fashion police and self interested corperation marketing
    depts declare it outmoded.

  18. Re:Well This Just Sucks! on End of the Road for U.S. BlackBerry Users ? · · Score: 1

    "I got a Blackberry two weeks ago, so I could stay in touch with work and such while my wife was in the hospital undergoing surgery "

    Is there a good reason you can't just use a phone? If my wife was
    seriously ill I'd rather like to talk to her if I can't be there in
    person , not send some impersonal email.

  19. Sorry , Emacs is not amazing on Taking On Software Liability - Again · · Score: 1

    Emacs is one of the worst examples of code bloat I've ever
    seen. Who the hell decided that having an LISP interpreter
    inside of a text editor was a good idea? (And you ivory
    tower academic types just can put a sock on it , its NOT a
    good idea. If you want LISP use a proper interpreter). If
    I had asked someone to write a piece of code to carry out
    a specific action and he added a load of unnecessary functionality and other rubbish into it simply for the
    intellectual satisfaction and kudos then he wouldn't be
    in my team for very long.

  20. There are easier ways to jam on Jamming Cellphones with Text Messages · · Score: 1

    What the cellphone companies never mention (and hackets don't
    seem to have picked up on) is that if you want to jam a
    cellphone network just switch on a high power wideband
    UHF transmitter on the same frquency band (easily built by someone
    with reasonable RF electronics ability) It shouldn't even
    need to be modulated but you could always play metallica on it
    just to be sure the phones can't pick up any data.

  21. Surviving != evolving on Test Equipment Finds Life In Mars-like Conditions · · Score: -1, Troll

    Unfortunately a lot of these researchers seem to think that
    just because something can survive in hostile conditions it
    could have evolved in similar conditions elsewhere. As far as
    we can tell life on earth evolved in failry benign conditions
    (warm seas, plenty of mineral nutrients etc) and then moved
    out to the less hospitable places later. If the whole earth
    had been dry volcanic craters with little or no water what do
    you reckon the odds on lfe ever evolving would be? Right, probably
    next to nothing. So just because something could *possibly*
    survive on Mars that sur as hell doesn't mean anything even as
    complex as a bacterium could ever evolve there.

  22. Huh? on BBC Releases P2P TV Client Test · · Score: 1

    "So we are not going to see BBC outside UK any time soon."

    So what do you think BBC World is then?

  23. 2 words - total bullshit on Ray Kurzweil's "The Singularity is Near" · · Score: 1

    "an extraordinarily bright future in which technological progress has leapt by such exponentially large bounds that it will be... well, for lack of a better word: 'utopian'"

    Yeah sure , and Porcine Airlines will be launching the very same day.
    What people like him forget is that no amount of technology or wealth can
    change basic human nature. No doubt he thinks that someone pampered with
    everything they could ever want and don't have to work would be completely
    content and live in a blissful state for their entire lives. Yeah , that would
    be why poor little rich saudi boy Osama Bin Laden had 3000 people killed on 9/11. Imagining that pure wealth and a comfortable lifestyle is all any
    human being wants is naive in the extreme.

  24. Re:The problems of today... on Ray Kurzweil's "The Singularity is Near" · · Score: 1, Informative

    "But technology will continue to make it more likely."

    No it won't. The fact which most head-in-the-clouds techno
    pundits forget is that no amount of technology (aside from
    some sort of genetic fiddling) can change basic human nature.
    These pundits always make the simply assumptions , ie:

    poverty = crime

    more technology = less poverty

    Nice idea, but total bullshit. Despite levels of technology
    which to someone from even 200 years ago would seem like magic,
    we still have people starving in large parts of the world and
    even in the west we have people living on the streets, violence,
    wars and so forth.

    Technology doesn't change humanity , humanity changes technology.

  25. Sacrfice useability? Nice idea , won't work. on Heap Protection Mechanism · · Score: 1

    "And if we have to sacrifice a little usability on the way there, then so be it."

    Nice dream , meanwhile in the real world both users and most coders
    (if they dare to admit it) will NOT sacrfice usability or ease of
    coding for security measures that (in their minds) are nothing to
    do with their application. Unless that is they're forced to either
    by company policy or restrictions in the OS. If there are restrictions
    in the OS then IT tech leads might start to ask "well, I can do this in
    OS A , why won't OS B let me do it? I'll use OS A". Not an ideal situation
    but when all that matters is delivery times and saving $$$ then its what
    will happen. Security , as ever , will come a poor second.