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  1. Yeah... on Dual Caches for Dual-core Chips · · Score: 1, Funny

    but will it make coffee? I didn't think so.

  2. Re:I just woke up... on "E-Jihad" Exaggerated by Russian Media Spin · · Score: 0

    Damn it I thought this was really going to happen. How am I going to explain to my boss why I didn't show up to work.

    A. Internet was about to be brought down.
    B. Hot date that I was up all night with.

    Yeah which one is he more likely to believe.

  3. Re:bah on Classroom Bullies On The Internet · · Score: 0

    Some others write operating systems and charge for using it, but whatever blows your hair in the morning.

  4. Re:Difficult to maintain? on The Linux Incompatibility List · · Score: 5, Funny

    Drum roll please --

    Also missing from the list: Women.

  5. Re:Preposterous on Is the Key to Linux a Games-Based Distro? · · Score: 1

    I play "fortune -o" everytime I login and my computer seems to handle that just fine.

    The funny thing is if games were distributed on Linux, the games you speak of wouldn't need the brand new equipment. You could play games on existing hardware what an interesting concept.

  6. Re:Seppuku on Security Warrior · · Score: 1

    Yes, but they have to go through an 8 week course.

  7. Re:One in Twenty???? on Spyware on One in Twenty Computers? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not mine, I only have drives full of pr0n.

  8. Re:Doesn't look promising on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1

    You take the blue pill and you stay on ./. And keep reading everyone ELSES opinion and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you get out of your chair and leave the house for the first time in two weeks...... Remember, all the brothers are offering is some entertainment. Nothing more....

    Just like my professor says, "Opinions are like a$$h*less. Everyone has them and they all stink."

    Ergo, go see the movie and make your own judgement, and not some critic who thought the movie The Net was an accurate account of a software programmer.