then the girlfriend gets all pissy and I have to run into the gas station asking how to get somewhere to someone behind a bunch of steel bars in a city that makes Detroit look like Salt City and buy some fresca and swedish fish for the girl to calm her ass down.
By the time I get back she's blacklisted me and won't accept any deliveries, what the hell she's just in it for the money anyway. You definitely can't trust 'em, the blood sucking creatures that lurk in the background looking to take all that is yours and leave you violated and misrepresented.
That all the youth look up to whether they be the steroid using, womanizing athletes or extremely faithful and ethical politicians we seem to find.
No you're right it's the stupid little cartoon game that people play to relieve some stress or have a little fun. Hell when I played Mortal Combat I totally wanted to go around and zap people with my lightning move and then finish them.
I'm still pushing for better parenting after what I've seen out there in the real world.
When I was in college a couple years ago I used my computer for school work mabye 40% of the time. The other 60% was spent on downloading, chatting and playing games.
I had one professor who discussed the advent of technology in Accounting. He posed the theory that it has only made things worse and would rather see a return of pen and paper to the profession. Although, it seemed like he had a thing for the girls with low-cut shirts in the class.
which patches fixed remote exploits and which patches fixed local exploits.
I find Windows has a lot more holes that can be exploited remotely were Linux requires local access.
In either case would the Security Chief of a company come out and say another product is superior to their own?
Microsoft announces the changes included in Longhorn with Internet Explorer
1. Rename Internet Explorer to Microsoft Internet Firefox.
2. Allow *new* toe gestures for specialized mouse.
placating their CEO's salaries and screwing their customers. You can have your reality show of the month crap programming.
I have my pr0n and I'm more than happy. Plus it's a one time fee with no commercials.
I was making billions and could pretty do whatever I wanted. A little off topic but I remember the episodes on SNL more specifically the one about Gates buying Christmas. His biggest dilemma was what to call it, I think it was Micromas or Christmasoft.
although I'm a little concerned with how difficult this will be to get working how I'd like it. I have a Windows partition strictly for iTunes and I'd like to dump it and move on with life.
Now if they just get Clippy support I'd be as happy as a pig in slop.
If other companies come down in price and either meet or beat Real won't that leave them trailing? How do they plan to compete with the others (especially in the future)?
Con: You need good eyes for the small display and patience when typing on the miniaturized keyboard.
I don't know about you, but I have these huge nubby fingers and typing on little keyboards in painful. Plus I have the patience of a four year old. The only thing worse is squinting to see a small lcd. However, the portability is what will sell this item, because those nice big powerful notebooks with the 15 inch display always seem to be a little bulky for the on-the-go person.
I saw the word COBOL and cringed and immediately thought of long hot days in the arid lab. Also, spending enormous amounts of time programming/debugging on what I thought was the worst language ever. Master file update...almost makes me cry what they put us through...and then there was Assembler. I'll be interested to check this book out for the COBOL section alone.
Not only is it a very short article, but it seems to deal mainly with the browser. It would have been nice to see some details about the rationale behind the 10 year wait to a secure operating system.
And if it does take Microsoft 10 years to secure it's operating system, one could only imagine the leaps Linux will take:-).
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if the Pope hadn't passed away.
Rope, duct tape, knife and Hanson CDs. Give them the choice the knife or Hanson with an endless loop of MMMBop.
entry http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo they never liked it in there to begin with even with all the warnings.
What about 11:00PM on a Friday night with Candy and her friends new web cam?
then the girlfriend gets all pissy and I have to run into the gas station asking how to get somewhere to someone behind a bunch of steel bars in a city that makes Detroit look like Salt City and buy some fresca and swedish fish for the girl to calm her ass down. By the time I get back she's blacklisted me and won't accept any deliveries, what the hell she's just in it for the money anyway. You definitely can't trust 'em, the blood sucking creatures that lurk in the background looking to take all that is yours and leave you violated and misrepresented.
That all the youth look up to whether they be the steroid using, womanizing athletes or extremely faithful and ethical politicians we seem to find. No you're right it's the stupid little cartoon game that people play to relieve some stress or have a little fun. Hell when I played Mortal Combat I totally wanted to go around and zap people with my lightning move and then finish them. I'm still pushing for better parenting after what I've seen out there in the real world.
When I was in college a couple years ago I used my computer for school work mabye 40% of the time. The other 60% was spent on downloading, chatting and playing games. I had one professor who discussed the advent of technology in Accounting. He posed the theory that it has only made things worse and would rather see a return of pen and paper to the profession. Although, it seemed like he had a thing for the girls with low-cut shirts in the class.
After we figure this out we should move onto females.
which patches fixed remote exploits and which patches fixed local exploits. I find Windows has a lot more holes that can be exploited remotely were Linux requires local access. In either case would the Security Chief of a company come out and say another product is superior to their own?
Microsoft announces the changes included in Longhorn with Internet Explorer 1. Rename Internet Explorer to Microsoft Internet Firefox. 2. Allow *new* toe gestures for specialized mouse.
placating their CEO's salaries and screwing their customers. You can have your reality show of the month crap programming. I have my pr0n and I'm more than happy. Plus it's a one time fee with no commercials.
Can I pick up chicks with it?
As long as
1. It's searchable by name, location, major and gender
2. It includes pictures
3. You can rate each person
I was making billions and could pretty do whatever I wanted. A little off topic but I remember the episodes on SNL more specifically the one about Gates buying Christmas. His biggest dilemma was what to call it, I think it was Micromas or Christmasoft.
It's in between Blind Date and Joe Millionaire.
although I'm a little concerned with how difficult this will be to get working how I'd like it. I have a Windows partition strictly for iTunes and I'd like to dump it and move on with life.
Now if they just get Clippy support I'd be as happy as a pig in slop.
When my wife says so or when I upgrade my wife.
what the "secret" punishment is then.
If other companies come down in price and either meet or beat Real won't that leave them trailing? How do they plan to compete with the others (especially in the future)?
Con: You need good eyes for the small display and patience when typing on the miniaturized keyboard. I don't know about you, but I have these huge nubby fingers and typing on little keyboards in painful. Plus I have the patience of a four year old. The only thing worse is squinting to see a small lcd. However, the portability is what will sell this item, because those nice big powerful notebooks with the 15 inch display always seem to be a little bulky for the on-the-go person.
I saw the word COBOL and cringed and immediately thought of long hot days in the arid lab. Also, spending enormous amounts of time programming/debugging on what I thought was the worst language ever. Master file update...almost makes me cry what they put us through...and then there was Assembler. I'll be interested to check this book out for the COBOL section alone.
1. Format
2. Install Linux
It scares me to think how much we rely on an operating system that won't be secure till 2011.
Not only is it a very short article, but it seems to deal mainly with the browser. It would have been nice to see some details about the rationale behind the 10 year wait to a secure operating system.
:-).
And if it does take Microsoft 10 years to secure it's operating system, one could only imagine the leaps Linux will take
...especially those people for animal rights. Mice with lasers, what next flying cars?