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  1. Re:Bah! on Superball! · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Drop 4000 bowling balls and I'll watch.

    How about 4000 of THESE dropped on Las Vegas taxis for COMDEX?
    The "resistance is futile" slogan for the Hilton show is on the wrong cab here ...

  2. Re:I'd rather have a Mini-ITX -- and I do! on Move Over Mini-ITX, Here Comes The gigaQube · · Score: 1

    Maybe if people started properly hyphenating Via and C3 as Via-Cyrix and C3-Cyrix ... there would not be so much hype.
    The VIA/Cyrix C3/Cyrix 1Gigapro is 666MHz with half speed FPU and half speed MMX -- and the only benchmark showing it to be that speed would be calling it 4.0 times faster than the 1997 Cyrix 166MHz (still 4X slower than a cacheless Celeron 266).
    Take a hacksaw and chopdown a P-II motherboard if you really yearn to do the retro crawl!

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    One man's information is another's troll

  3. Re:I don;t know about 9 on The Ten Most Overpaid Jobs In The U.S. · · Score: 1

    Unless they are traveling less than 2 furlongs per fortnight.

  4. Real People Behind the Controls on Who Makes MapQuest's Maps? · · Score: 1

    When asking for directions from Houston's Galleria district to downtown, I must have gotten someone who knew they were working their last day there.

    No need for the suggested "reality check" as this person certainly had driven the route ... the recommended path actually had you pull into someone's private driveway of a mansion in the very expensive River Oaks section of Houston to do a U-turn to avoid traffic lights.

    And they were right with this nationally published advice!

  5. Re:Google to the rescue... on IE Vulnerabilities Page Removed · · Score: 1

    It is also funny how they put in the part about crackers, crooks and deviants. I guess anyone that wants to find security holes fall into this category?

    I resemble that remark. What's wrong with deviating?

    --
    Microsoft Security Bulletin (MS98-015)
    "even if Internet Explorer is not used as your default browser"

  6. Re: The public doesn't care on Microsoft Wants to Project "Cool" Image · · Score: 1

    I almost never saw some "average Joe" buy a new Apple system
    and then comment about it being "the same one shown in movie Z"

    There is no honest reply to this statement that could be construed as anything but flamebait.

    So I'll stick to the original story comments about McDonald's attempting cool commercials ...
    their cartoonish portrayal of minority actors exceeds the actual comical Joe Camel campaign.

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    Offtopic but worth it

  7. He never smiled even once on Could Isaac Newton Get a Faculty Job? · · Score: 1

    - Academic advancement depends on the ability to entertain.

    - Being incapable of smiling (independent of laughing) is a career limiting factor in the 21st Century.

  8. Re:Big Fat Mont Blanc on When Word Processors Are Out: What's The Best Pen? · · Score: 1
    I have been searching for a pen with those properties all my life

    The problem with most good pens is they soon disappear unless monogrammed.
    A few well-placed bite marks on the end of the cap is what it takes for a pen to last you a lifetime.

    --
    As The Saying Goes,
    A Good PenIs Hard To Find

  9. Re:Another low bandwidth X solution on Proxy Servers Lighten Up X · · Score: 1

    What do they offer over VNC?

    Hundreds of users who can't do much more than connect to a webpage, can do so. First time, every time.
    And those users don't need you or anyone to set up their client, reconfigure it, or support it.
    That's a million-dollar app in the corp world.

  10. Re:It should predict shows based on your weight on Smart Sofa Recognizes Occupants by Weight · · Score: 1

    Leave it to those Dublin scientists to invent something for couch potatoes (*)

    * potatos, in Northern Ireland

  11. Re:Hmph... on New Anti-Swap CDs Hit Shelves · · Score: 1
    I can't even order CD drives on computers anymore.
    The last two SUVs I rode in at lunch have DVD players, not CD.
    It's been 20 years since Springsteen produced "Born in the USA" as the first CD pressed in the United States for commercial release.

    The industry doesn't even know their distribution format is dead.

  12. Re:Does the state dept. read /. ??? NO on Virus Knocks Out U.S. Visa Approval System · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just so long as it did not wipe out the nation's MasterCard approval system.

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    Spend ourselves out of this recession.

  13. Re:*slaps forehead* on (Yet Another) Mobile Keypad · · Score: 1
    Mobile input is THE barrier to true interactive use of wireless data

    Changing those pesky state laws to allow keyboards on the unused rear-view car mirrors would be a good first step as well.

  14. Re:Overblown Paranoid Fear of Asteroid Collision on Armageddon... in 2014. Almost. · · Score: 1
    Break out your QuickTime Player and check out overblown cities:

    http://sherpa.sandia.gov/planet-impact/asteroid
    http://www.sandia.gov/media/comethit.htm

    This is one site you don't want to stray off the beaten path.

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    Securing "a peaceful and free world through technology"

  15. Re:I've got a better book for you. on Teach Yourself AppleScript in 24 Hours · · Score: 1
    "LEARN fill-in-the-blank IN 21 DAYS"
    seems long, so just add three chapters and it's
    "LEARN fill-in-the-blank IN 24 HOURS"

  16. Re:Why? on Wiring A Vintage Teletype To The Internet · · Score: 1
    Simson Garfinkel ... described early experiences with folks using cable internet access

    Five years ago this month, Houston Roadrunner beta opened to "21 carefully selected testers"
    [ie., those of us who called Time-Warner every single day for months on end]

    Much advice and time was spent telling of the dangers to NETBIOS sharing
    [like a sex education class for teenage boys where the lab practical would consist of a trip to a brothel]

    Being only a few miles from Roadrunner meant I ended up being the first official tester to go online
    [after leaving the building was a "Gentlemen start your engines" moment]

    The NetworkNeighborhood was only lonely for a few minutes as twenty others popped up
    [once again, the search for p0rn easily wins out over the search for security]

  17. Re:Please read the article on India Plans Moon Mission by 2008 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Please read the article. The plans call for a robotic probe to the moon

    If India is going do this on-time and under-budget, they'll probably have to outsource technical support to some third world country.

  18. Homegrown Office Suite on China Upgrades from Microsoft Office · · Score: 1
    Maybe the Chinese will call this initial version of their homegrown product RICE 3.0 ?

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    Early 4 digit Slashdot IDs (819x and 38dd) available on Ebay.

  19. Licensing agreement on New PDA Listens To Your Heartbeat · · Score: 1
    Why would Microsoft's WinCE code do any better than Windows 2003 Server, which specifically forbids the licensee from using in the monitoring of nuclear power plants and lifesupport equipment in hospitals?

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    Hit [F8] to agree with the preceding terms

  20. Re:I get a slightly faster transfer speed on A TCP/IP Stack and Web Server In BASIC · · Score: 1
    with my fax machine. It's not nearly as cool though.

    You could probably reach an effective throughput of 4MHz on that 6502 by running 16-bit 68000 software emulation, on a 32-bit 68030 add-in board running at 25MHz and modded up to 33MHz with proper cooling.

  21. Re:Ubisoft on Microsoft, UbiSoft, Namco Buy 3DO Assets · · Score: 1
    However, Ubisoft's console releases over the past couple years have been well nigh bulletproof.

    I guess "bulletproof" means PoR2 won't destroy an entire HD partition when installed to a non-default directory on your console?

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    Kids, don't try this one at home

  22. Re:USB Key's on Miniature 5400 and 7200 RPM HDDs Reviewed · · Score: 1
    Find me a USB key that holds 40GB for under $200

    When 6000kbps DSL connections are as ubiquitous as the 300 million RJ11 jacks providing dialtone, you will be able to use a USB router that can "hold" every decent FTP site on the Internet. Until then, it'll cost you $150US per month to fill half your USB1.0 pipe with fast DSL.

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    Put that in your pipe and smoke...

  23. Re:Thus say... on Hardly Anyone Cares About Computer Voting Problems · · Score: 5, Funny

    "What with voting turnout at an all-time
    low, not voting makes me more American."

    --
    Hank Hill, King of the Hill

  24. Re:All About the Same on Rechargeable Batteries - Yes or No? · · Score: 1
    The four non rechargeable Eveready Lithium batteries
    in my digital camera deliver 6.0V versus the 4.8V you
    get from the latest breed of Ni-MH rechargeables.

    Being 1.5V rather than 1.2V is an extra 25% that the
    manufacturer originally intended, and I can leave them
    in devices for weeks on end and have them still work
    without the ten percent daily drain of rechargeables.

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    calling MODSQUAD:
    ... .-.. .- ... .... DOT

  25. Re:Evidence? on Gartner Says Delay Linux Deployment Due to SCO · · Score: 1
    People actually *pay* to read Gartner stuff?!
    I'd sooner trust Consumer Reports to recommend my next computer or operating system.