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The Ten Most Overpaid Jobs In The U.S.

misbach writes "Here is what the 'compensation experts' have to say are the ten most overpaid jobs [original article at CBS MarketWatch]. 'Almost no one in America would admit to being overpaid, but many of us take home bloated paychecks far beyond what's deserved. 'Fair compensation' is a relative term, yet human-resource consultants and executive headhunters agree some jobs command excessive compensation that can't be explained by labor supply-and-demand imbalances.'"

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  1. I don;t know about 9 by grub · · Score: 3, Insightful


    I have to think about 9) Pilots for major airlines. If the plane hits inclement weather or other serious issues arise do you really care if the people behind the cockpit doors are making ~250K a year?

    Oh and 2) Washed-up pro athletes in long-term contracts? Crap. All major sports athletes are overpaid primadonnas. Paying them millions because they can throw a ball only fuels consumerism. "Did you watch the game on Sunday? Wow!" mindless sheep..

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    1. Re:I don;t know about 9 by hng_rval · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that pilots are bathed in a lot more radiation then your average ground-based human.

      Compensation for health risks should be considered.

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    2. Re:I don;t know about 9 by hobbespatch · · Score: 0, Troll

      So what your saying is that Slashdot Moderator wasn't on the list?

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    3. Re:I don;t know about 9 by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Athletes is about supply and demand. There are very few people who can supply an acurate, repeatable 50 yeard pass(or whatever) while 3 or 4 300 pound guys moving as fast as an elk bear down on them.
      The company that owns the team makes money from that, and the athlete gets a percentage.

      pretty simple actually.

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    4. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "2) Washed-up pro athletes in long-term contracts? Crap. All major sports athletes are overpaid primadonnas. Paying them millions because they can throw a ball only fuels consumerism. "Did you watch the game on Sunday? Wow!" mindless sheep.."

      Actually, this is driven by advertising.
      Sports bring in viewers. Star athletes sell stuff people. Advertising corrupts anything it touches. (Just look at professional baseball or pop music for prime examples.)

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    5. Re:I don;t know about 9 by antis0c · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree. A major airline pilot holds the lives of a lot of people in their hands. I wouldn't mind if they got paid twice that as long as they were well trained and happy.

      Last thing I want is a depressed pilot worrying about bills when the left engine fails. Last thing I want to enter his mind is "fuck it" when that happens.

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    6. Re:I don;t know about 9 by 3waygeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Straight Dope on in-flight irradiation -- I suppose your definition of "a lot more" is somewhat different than mine.

    7. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, mindless sheep.

      Tell me WTF do you do for a hobby? Whack off in the server room?

      You know nerds bitch about jocks all through high school, how they think they're so great, so elite.

      And then they turn around and say shit like this.

      Way to be a grown up and appreciate that everyone enjoys different things.

      Mod parent down for being worthless.

    8. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is much, much easier to maintain a server farm than to consistently perform on Sundays in the NFL.

      Just an FYI.

    9. Re:I don;t know about 9 by grub · · Score: 1


      Sports bring in viewers. Star athletes sell stuff people. Advertising corrupts anything it touches.

      Which is why I say it fuels consumerism, same thing in as many words. ;) (I cancelled my cable as there is so little useful information on TV these days)

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    10. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 2, Informative

      Too bad the computer is what does the major work now on any modern jet-liner. You don't even need the pilot to land it anymore... Basically they are there as a backup to the computer system now.

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    11. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good call, wish I had some mod points for you.

    12. Re:I don;t know about 9 by transient · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Another thing to consider with airline pilots is the huge investment they have to make for initial training. And if you look at salaries for any pilot who isn't working for a major airline, you will begin to understand the sacrifices that have to be made to make it to the majors.

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    13. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Crap. All major sports athletes are overpaid primadonnas. Paying them millions because they can throw a ball only fuels consumerism.

      Professional athletes are absolutely some of the most underpaid people in the world. First off, these are the most competative jobs in the world and the spots are very limited. Secondly, the owners of these Pro sports teams, despite their claims of losing money every year, make so much more than their players it is ridiculous.

      I'm sure you wouldnt suggest that a computer programmer who works on games, or audio compression formats, or porno codecs are worthless.

    14. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So? Every day millions of sheep sit on the couch, eat Cheetos and watch the same crap at the same time, the reality show, the latest hot sitcom or jocks throwing balls. They have no free will. "Watch the game, watch the ads, consume." Millions of sheep laughing at the same time as Actor X trips and spills water on Actor Y..
      Fuck that, read a good book.

    15. Re:I don;t know about 9 by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 4, Interesting

      First of all, self-preservation is a fairly strong instinct you can count on in such a situation. As the article rightly points out, you should more fear the mechanic or the overseer to think "fuck it" if he sees that the left wing can fall of in mid-flight any flight now. He will not be on board when that happens. Why not pay him the 250K and the pilot a 100?

    16. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you would know because how?

      They are both grueling I'm sure. But just as I don't know many football players who can maintain a network I don't know ANY sys admins who can take a hit from Warren Sapp.

      Ding ding, you win a "Let High School Go and Grow Up Award"

    17. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moving as fast as an elk bear?! Man! No wonder they get paid so much.

    18. Re:I don;t know about 9 by meta-monkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Where do you expect the money to go? I really enjoy watching football. The feats of athleticism and dedication required to play at the level of NFL players is just amazing. So, I'm willing to pay money to watch their games. I'm willing to sit through commercials, and the advertising are more than willing to pay to for my attention. So, who should get all that money? I mean, it's pouring in. Lot of people are paying it. Where does it go?

      I, for one, would MUCH rather have it go to the players, the guys out there on the field, who've spent their lives training for this, and who risk serious injury every Sunday for my entertainment, than have it line the already cushy pockets of the team owner. Supply and demand at its finest.

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    19. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My bad I read your comment backwards hehe. Duh.

    20. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nerds at keyboards run the world.

      Athletes don't, but they get laid.

      Life is all about compromise.

    21. Re:I don;t know about 9 by gaijin99 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I'm inclined to agree with you. Airline pilots are highly skilled, and do work where a single screw up can kill people... $250,000/year puts them into the upper 1% of Americans (according to the US census). I'd argue that they're some of the few people in that income bracket who actually do work worthy of that much money.

      What staggered me about the list was that CEO's as a body weren't included. Yes, the CEO's of underperforming companies are horribly overpaid, but you can't tell me that Michael Eisner actually did work equal in value to $700 *million*. Honestly, I rather doubt that its possible for anyone to do work worth 700 million... Eisner is on the high side, but all corporate executives tend to earn well beyond what they are worth.

      You want to know why were in a recession? Its simple, really. The people earning that money don't spend it. Not because they're malicious, but because you *can't* spend $700M, not unless you're buying solid gold toilets every day, or something equally silly. Since the money doesn't get spent, it simply vanishes from the economy. The truth is that trickle down would work, if the upper 1% spent all (or even most) of their money. Since they can't, trickle down is doomed to fail, as is the economy unless money starts flowing *out* of Eisner et al, and into the general economy...

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    22. Re:I don;t know about 9 by 0x20 · · Score: 5, Funny

      As fast as an elk? Is that some kind of Canadian measure of velocity? Can you get a speeding ticket for going 2 elks in a school zone? What is the speed of light in elks?

    23. Re:I don;t know about 9 by mblase · · Score: 1

      Think of professional athletes as getting ungodly amounts of hazard pay. It's one thing to get $1.5 million for, say, singing on stage with a backup band. It's another to get the same amount of money to run around on a grassy field with nearly two dozen other strong, athletic, testosterone-addled men trying to take the ball from you or die trying.

      Another way to look at it is: pro athletes are paid fairly, but our military ground troops are paid far, far too little.

    24. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to be an open minded smart adult in today's society.

      How bout this, look at all these sheep who are part of this corrupt culture before God.

      Fuck that, go read the Bible.

      Sound reasonable now?

    25. Re:I don;t know about 9 by larry+bagina · · Score: 1
      Also, they spend most of their time on the road (so to speak).

      My last flight I had an extended talk with a flight attendent. It sounds fun to travel the world, but she only spent a few weeks at home per year. The rest of the time was bouncing around the world with little time for sleep or sightseeing. Pilots can probably get a more predictable schedule, but you're can't punch out when the clock strikes 5.

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    26. Re:I don;t know about 9 by geoffspear · · Score: 2, Funny
      Which is why I say it fuels consumerism, same thing in as many words. ;) (I cancelled my cable as there is so little useful information on TV these days)

      Then it's probably time to cancel your net access too.

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    27. Re:I don;t know about 9 by antiMStroll · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Tell me WTF do you do for a hobby? Whack off in the server room?......Way to be a grown up ...

      Pot, meet Kettle. Kettle, say hi to Pot.

    28. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Otter · · Score: 1
      Last thing I want to enter his mind is "fuck it" when that happens.

      Well, "I rely on God" is probably a close second. Good thing the experts assured us that no religious Muslim would ever commit suicide; otherwise one might imagine that that copilot put the plane in the water deliberately...

    29. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Professional athletes are absolutely some of the most underpaid people in the world. HAHAHAHAHAHA right. Losers that can't let go of high-school. They likely took scholarship money from a student that wanted to go to university and learn... you know, what college is supposed to be about?
      Every time a jock dies the world becomes a smarter place.

    30. Re:I don;t know about 9 by devphaeton · · Score: 4, Funny

      Too bad the computer is what does the major work now on any modern jet-liner. You don't even need the pilot to land it anymore... Basically they are there as a backup to the computer system now.
      And pretty soon, with a few more advances in AI, we'll also have computers with the attitude of "oh, fuck it" when the left engine fails.

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    31. Re:I don;t know about 9 by mutewinter · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering how pro athletes can manage to make so much money and at the same time taxpayers of major cities are more than eager to fork over their own money as well as their neighbors to have a stadium built for a team that quite blunty sucks, and then still have no problem paying $10 for a beer once it opens.

    32. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baaaaaaaah. Baaaaaaah. Someone's bitter around here. Makes ya wonder.

    33. Re:I don;t know about 9 by 0x20 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, I don't know, charge $3 for tickets and $1 for cokes, and let the idiots on the field make as much as schoolteachers or cops? Sounds fair to me.

    34. Re:I don;t know about 9 by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      Really?

      Yes, for the well-honed geek, but as Troy Aikmen couldn't manage a server farm, I couldn't lead a team to the superbowl. Although, being 6'6" 240, if I'd been playing football instead of smoking dope and geeking out in high school, maybe I could hang. I think both activities require constant conditioning, although one may be arguably more of an addition to society.

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    35. Re:I don;t know about 9 by grub · · Score: 1


      Nope, there's much more info on the net which I can access whenever I want (through a privoxy/squid combo to rip out ads). TV is a one-way medium requiring no thought which is why it's perfect for sports.

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    36. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical overevaluation of oneself. Who runs the world? Not nerds sorrry, not even close. Get some class, or at least realize you don't have any.

    37. Re:I don;t know about 9 by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      Pay for pilots is one of those distorted marketplaces, because qualifications cannot be obtained for low cost by anyone that wants to learn. AFAICT, unless you're wealthy enough to rent big jets to accumulate enough hours of flying time, the only way to obtain credentials is through military experience.

      The labor market for medical doctors and lawyers is also distorted some by the stiff tuition required at a limited number of schools accreditted by, guess who, doctors and lawyers.

      Although in the case of lawyers, I think the bottleneck is passing the bar exam for individual states.

      Personally, they ought to have some kind of qualifying exam that lets anyone who wants credentials to test for them.

      And, there ought to be gradations in quality and competence with prices that can match for Medical Practioner Level 1 through Medical Practioner Level 9.

      The boolean system of approved and unapproved is too coarse grain.

      And the gatekeepers have a conflict of interest that prevents the marketplace from becoming more efficient. Nominally doctors are the best judge of other doctors, but, like with cops and teachers, there's a lack of willingness sometimes to discipline one's own.

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    38. Re:I don;t know about 9 by cmallinson · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Did you watch the game on Sunday? Wow!" mindless sheep..

      I won't argue that some pro athletes in the top sports are overpaid, so lets not get into that discussion, but...

      You're calling me a mindless sheep, mearly because I enjoy sports, and dare to discuss a good game with a friend? Who's the primadonna now? Involvement in sport is a fantastic way to improve your overall physical and mental health, and build valuable social skills. Having athletes to mentor, whether it's a pro or the kid up the street, helps to get people involved, and that's a good thing.

    39. Re:I don;t know about 9 by MarchHare · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a canadian unit of velocity AND mass. (So now that I think about it it's a unit of momentum). It's defined as the momentum of your average elk running at the average maximum elk speed. A football player with all his gear does about 0.2 elk.

    40. Re:I don;t know about 9 by tgd · · Score: 1

      Most of them are ex-military types, we've already paid for their training. Those who aren't know its not THAT expensive to get your certification for multi-engine passenger jets. Not compared to what a masters or doctorate education costs.

    41. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you expect the money to go? I really enjoy watching football. The feats of athleticism and dedication required to play at the level of NFL players is just amazing. So, I'm willing to pay money to watch their games. I'm willing to sit through commercials, and the advertising are more than willing to pay to for my attention. So, who should get all that money? I mean, it's pouring in. Lot of people are paying it. Where does it go?

      Football, just like most other pro sports, creates a ton of revenue from advertising and such.. but one thing that seperates football from most other sports is that player contracts aren't guaranteed. I think that if baseball or other corrupt sports moved to this model, you would see alot less crap that is in the news... I.E. a no-name player getting cut by a team, and they are required to pay the rest of his $6 million/year contract. Most baseball players sit on their asses on the bench (or in the field ;) doing jack squat, but still get buttloads of cash. Make their contracts incentive-based and there will be alot less problems.

      Atleast it was great seeing the Florida Marlins who have a $40 million payroll beat the shit out of the NY Yankees who have a $160 million+ payroll. Bwahahah!

    42. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point, I shouldn't have put that part in.

      But seriously, it was a lil funny, no? ::)

    43. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      What is the speed of light in elks?
      What do you mean? An African or European elk?

    44. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. So, next time you go to a college campus where football is really big, walk around on broken glass and a crap load of trash, ask yourself when the last time you saw a bunch of nerds throwing a LAN party outside, doing the same crap.

      Why can't we just grow up and appreciate that people will disagree? I dislike jocks as a group, and visa-versa. Get over it, unless I treat you differently as a person.

    45. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do geeks do on their time off?

      Well, as a well-paid geek - in my spare time I dance (tango), and volunteer my time to K12 for non computer-related tasks (mentoring), as well as to a couple of local business-oriented computer user groups.

    46. Re:I don;t know about 9 by PPGMD · · Score: 5, Insightful
      9) Pilots for major airlines. If the plane hits inclement weather or other serious issues arise do you really care if the people behind the cockpit doors are making ~250K a year?

      Too bad the 250K a year is a myth, only the most senior pilots at the major airlines make that much money. The average co-pilot for the majors makes about $30k, while an average line pilot makes $45-55K.

      The commuters such as ASA, and Comair start their co-pilots at $18.5K, and their average pilost make about $30-40K, with the most senior making close the 6 figure.

      Note that this is after a pilot invests nearly $50K geting a Bachlors degree, and another $50-60K in flight training. Also the pilots generally spend 2-3 years making just better than McJob wages, doing flight training themselves or other jobs.

      Corporate pilots don't get as high pay wise, but they can move up more quickily to their highest pay scale if they are good.

      /karma whoring consultant that was once a broke pilot.

    47. Re:I don;t know about 9 by 0x20 · · Score: 1

      Zing!

    48. Re:I don;t know about 9 by TheTimoo · · Score: 1

      I heard about people reffering to IE as 'the internet', but this is the first time someone says 'net access' when what he means is slashdot...

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    49. Re:I don;t know about 9 by grasshoppa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Where do you expect the money to go? I really enjoy watching football.

      That's fine, but how much is it worth to you? What would you say the average ticket costs?

      he feats of athleticism and dedication required to play at the level of NFL players is just amazing.

      You'd get more enjoyment out of going outside and doing it yourself, trust me on this one.

      So, I'm willing to pay money to watch their games. I'm willing to sit through commercials, and the advertising are more than willing to pay to for my attention. So, who should get all that money? I mean, it's pouring in. Lot of people are paying it. Where does it go?

      This is a truely fucked up country where people can honestly and with a straight face ask this question.

      Try: Homeless. Education. Security. And these are just off the top of my head.

      I, for one, would MUCH rather have it go to the players, the guys out there on the field, who've spent their lives training for this, and who risk serious injury every Sunday for my entertainment, than have it line the already cushy pockets of the team owner.

      I would like to see them paided enough to live on and have BITCHING medical. That's fair I think, for playing A CHILDS GAME FOR A LIVING. And they should consider themselves lucky they get that much.

      Supply and demand at its finest.

      And morality at it's worse.

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    50. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Kirby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      With respect to pro athletes, keep in mind that it's not a matter of greedy jocks taking the public for money, in reality.

      It's massive multi-billionaires (like pre-AOL Ted Turner, and Rupert Murdoch, and Walmart's Carl Pohlad) setting prices based on what the market can bear. That's 90%+ of what determines ticket price - salary concerns are a red herring.

      And most of the owners are making large, large amounts of money - much more than even the highest paid players. The accounting practices are such that it's extremely hard to get actual data, as things like concessions are often booked under a sub-corporation and not reported as income on what little data they do release (which always shows them losing money.)

      Player salaries are supply/demand, and their skills are not easily replacable. They're high in sports without a salary cap, because the marginal wins that player is expected to provide is worth a real dollar amount in increased ticket sales and merchandise. Some teams spend their money more wisely than others, but they're hardly offering contracts at gunpoint.

      Leagues with a salary cap, like the NFL, the owners are raking in money hand-over-fist.

      Sure, washed up athletes in guaranteed contracts are a huge waste of money. Why do owners give out multi-year deals? One, cost-certainty - if I sign a young player for a long contract, and he breaks out into an MVP, I have him for those years at below market value, a competitive advantage. Two, because the players want it, and if I don't offer them, they'll sign with someone else who will. Eventually, every athelete stops being productive, for one reason or another, and if you don't do your analysis correctly or just get plain unlucky, well, that's the chance you take.

      Many contracts do include substantial amounts in performance-based incentives (particularly for often injured players.) The entire industry could, I suppose, switch to entirely performance-based after the fact salaries - but both sides would fight tooth and nail to stop it. The players want some protection, so that if they get hurt and miss the year they don't have to forclose on their mortgage. The owners need the cost-certainty - if the Oakland A's had to pay for what the players actually produced, rather than being able to bargain hunt and find value in unexpected places, the franchise would collapse. (Of course, it'd be awfully nice for the Orioles.)

      That's probably far more sports economics than Slashdot readers typically want, but I strongly suspect that the same sort of naive, spiteful logic applies to the rest of the list. (Though, I do see the point about CEOs of failing companies taking multi-million dollar severance packages.)

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    51. Re:I don;t know about 9 by ender81b · · Score: 1

      And don't forget that right now the NFL is king of the sports world for a few reasons, the biggest being the monstrous parity that exists and the overall level of play that is demonstrated.

      Part of this is because, unlike MLB or NBA contracts, NFL contracts -- except for the signing bonus -- aren't gauranteed. You think it was a mistake that no football players were listed in that overpaid category? It isn't. Very, very few exist (hugh douglas of jacksonville comes to mind as does kurt warner) and those that do exist are going to be cut next year. Why? Because the contracts aren't gauranteed so the team has nothing to lose by cutting them -- except a possible salary cap hit.

      OTOH you have MLB which, ridiculously, has no salary cap and so teams like the Yankees can continually buy themselves into competition. Or the NBA where there are constant stories of overpaid underperforming athletes who stick with the teams only because the contract cannot be voided.

      In the end these fixed contracts lead to a decline in the level of play because teams cannot kick out washed out veterans in the hopes of finding new talent and are saddled with third rate, washed up veterans.

    52. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair enough.

      I still like you though.

    53. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Mr+Pippin · · Score: 1

      So, no one cares if a greyhound bus driver falls asleep and takes the entire bus off cliff?

      For the most part, a pilot's job is a repetive series of steps done over and over. That's not to say they are unskilled, but the fact they have a union does not tell me they are a inherently creative position.

      More importantly, the fact that they are a union indicates that skill is second place to seniority.

    54. Re:I don;t know about 9 by GeekZilla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Huge investment? Next time you see a commercial airline pilot, ask him where he/she got their training and you will find that a majority of them will say either the Air Force or the Navy. Cost to former military pilot for training: Almost $0.00.
      Yes, there is additional training required to go from flying an F-14 to a 747, but some of these pilots have been flying modified 737's (Air Force) all their careers anyway. And it's not like becoming a doctor-which IS a much bigger investment in time and money than training to become a commercial airline pilot after being trained in the military.

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    55. Re:I don;t know about 9 by PPGMD · · Score: 1
      Most of them are ex-military types, we've already paid for their training. Actually not so, over 25% of the US pilots come from a single Univeristy, Embry-Riddle.
      *fondly remembers his 4 years at their main Daytona Beach Campus*

      Their are other pilot school such as UND (which is quite popular), Flight Safety, and Mesa. These days a majority are coming from civilian life than military.

    56. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    57. Re:I don;t know about 9 by FFFish · · Score: 1

      Athletes are about selling eyeballs to advertisers. The only reason you get to watch televised sports is because it makes bucketloads of money for the networks.

      The athletes rightly demand a slice of that pie.

      When the public comes to their senses and starts giving up television for something a lot more useful (hah! as if!), the revenues from advertising will decrease and, too, the salaries of the megastars, be they pro atheletes or the cast of the latest sitcom.

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    58. Re:I don;t know about 9 by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      You'd rather the clearly excessive amounts of money involved here went to the people willing to risk life and limb for your personal viewing pleasure than the crooked schmucks who were smart enough to exploit the players' suicidal tendencies? I don't think there's anything but a lose-lose situation here given the people involved.

      I have a better idea... and this works for all moronic celebrities, not just moronic sports celebrities - why not pay them FAIR salaries instead of EXHORBITANT salaries for something that could disappear off the face of the earth tomorrow with little or no ill effect. For example, if Britney Spears drops dead tomorrow of a massive heart attack, I, for one, will not be terribly affected by it. Anyone who is who doesn't know her personally is, quite frankly, pathetic. Why should she be getting millions a year for singing something that gets turned mostly into computerized sound in the end anyway? I think she's worth, maybe, $30K a year... maybe.

      I wouldn't even care about this, really - you're free to spend your money whereever you want - but these idiotic things cost ME money even if I don't participate. Taxpayers paying for stadiums for teams, increased police forces for concerts, trash, peripheral interference from idiotic fans who can't control themselves (drunk drivers, fights, pissing in the alleyways etc.)... why should anyone but the people who choose to participate have to be affected by any of this? Not only is this sort of thing ALLOWABLE, it's ENCOURAGED because people keep on pouring money into it at ridiculous rates ($60 for a damn concert ticket? $8 for a cup of watered down beer and a hot dog? WTF? Are the people who go to these things really so stupid that they can't grasp basic economic principles here?).

      This isn't really limited strictly to sports and entertainment events, really (bars and nightclubs quickly to mind), but that's the subject so that's what I limited my ranting to.

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    59. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't watch pro sports anymore because of the sickening level of advertising. There is more advertising at the game in person than watching it on TV. Everything is sponsered by someone...the scores, the player announcements, the grounds crew. The announcers spend the whole game talking about all the advertisers. Every square inch of the field and seating area is also covered in ads. It's disgusting and I just don't go anymore.

    60. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ding! wrong. Most comercial pilots come from the military, in which we the tax payers pay for their training.

    61. Re:I don;t know about 9 by macshune · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but isn't the money in a bank somewhere and being invested? It's not like Eisner has a Scrooge MacDuck-esque money bin that he swims in when he gets home from work, right?

    62. Re:I don;t know about 9 by anubi · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Airline pilots are the sole ones on the given list that I think justifiably earn the compensation given.

      There is a helluva lot of training and responsibility to running the aircraft, to be there, and do whatever has to be done in the event of ANY malfunction, no matter what. Sure, I can see its all automated. I'll betcha they could take a whole planeload of passengers from one airport to another by remote control without a pilot at all in the plane.

      Now, try it if the plane has major malfunctions midflight.. say part of the fuselage gets caught up in the slipstream, the hydraulics jam, some kook gets onboard and causes sabotage. Now, without a knowledgeable individual onboard who knows how to handle any emergency, what's the chance of getting back to earth alive?

      On top of that, I consider these guys face a major health problem, by the nature of their job which requires MUCH sitting. Sitting through training. Sitting in the cockpit. All this sitting... guess what happens to the old cardiovascular system? The blood will start pooling in the legs. The heart is not a suction pump. It won't pull the blood up. You HAVE to walk around in order to get the blood back up, by way of contractions of the calf and thigh muscles, to squeeze the blood back up. The eventual end to this is a condition like phlebitis, where blood pools in the legs, forms clots, which eventually break loose, shooting up the leg venuous system, up to the heart, over to the lung, where they become trapped forming a pulmonary embolism. Not a fun thing.

      I am not an airline pilot, nor are any of my family or friends... but I did consider it as a possible career option and when I realized I would have to spend a large portion of my live confined to a cubbyhole that would make a restroom stall large by comparison, I reconsidered. I feel these guys earn their pay, not only for their skills, but as compensation for the wear and tear it puts on them.

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    63. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ooooh looks like I hit a lil too close to home for a moderator.

      Heyo! Zing!

    64. Re:I don;t know about 9 by transient · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One more argument in defense of airline pilots. (We should really be able to edit our posts...) The article claims that flight is nearly completely automated, and that's true, just as long as nothing goes wrong. What if an engine comes apart in flight? What if the landing gear doesn't extend? That fancy category II ILS coupled autopilot might get you safely to the runway, but you still won't have any wheels. Flying a plane is relatively easy, until something goes wrong.

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    65. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 1
      Wow - you don't like professional sports. Congrats! Why do you feel the need to rip it so? I enjoy watching both professional football and baseball. There's a bit more strategy involved than you think but I don't care to change your mind, really. It's of no interest to me what you do with your free time.

      In passing, do you enjoy playing sports? As a child, did you ever play any organized sport with other children? Just curious - feel no need to reply if all you're going to do is tell me how 'stupid' or 'banal' sporting events are.

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    66. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ahh, but will the "idiots on the field" have as long a career as schoolteachers or cops?

      On second thought, you may have the right idea. We could also go the other way and fire incompetent teachers and cops the way incompetent athletes get cut. That sure as hell doesn't happen in either of those professions. The unions won't stand for it.

    67. Re:I don;t know about 9 by bokmann · · Score: 1

      How about lowering the prices so you are not raping the fans?

      The money doesn't have to 'go' anywhere... it can stay in your pocket. I'd be more likely to go to a baseball game if it didn't cost $8.00 for a hot dog and a coke... and if parking wasn't $25.00

      Of course, I guess that's the law of supply and demand... If I would be more likely to go, there would be a lot more people likely to go, and prices would rise because there wasn't enough supply, etc.

      So I guess I just argued against my argument. Oh well... I gotta go anyway, I'm late for my therapists appointment.

    68. Re:I don;t know about 9 by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1

      But then african elks don't run...

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    69. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      trickle down is doomed to fail

      1987 called; they want their political realizations back.

      Seriously, though, that was an insighful post.

    70. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Nuroman · · Score: 1
      "Oh and 2) Washed-up pro athletes in long-term contracts? Crap. All major sports athletes are overpaid primadonnas. Paying them millions because they can throw a ball only fuels consumerism. "Did you watch the game on Sunday? Wow!" mindless sheep.."

      First of all, even though some athletes may be overpaid, on average the amount of money coming in to the leagues far outweighs the amount being paid out to the athletes.

      Who deserves the money more? The athletes who are doing the actual work that is bringing in the money, or the owners, who got rich from another source and are just raking in the money by throwing a few million at an existing cash cow.

      Second, on the mindless sheep point, I guess you're right - I coulda been reading Slashdot instead of watching the game :)

    71. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Funny

      What is the speed of light in elks?

      Zero. Elks are opaque.

    72. Re:I don;t know about 9 by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      I used to think like you do about sports. But then I realized that sports are really a great way to get to know other people by establishing a common ground. You can mock them and the people who like them all you want but I would bet my compiler that sports nuts have deeper and more meaningful friendships and social contacts than any slashdot geek does.

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    73. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Asgard · · Score: 4, Informative

      The money that doesn't get spent gets put into some sort of financial instrument, which then is put back into the economy in the form of money that can be used as capital. It certainly doesn't just 'dissapear' unless the owner keeps it all in larg bills under their mattress.

    74. Re:I don;t know about 9 by cmallinson · · Score: 2, Interesting
      replacing athletes with artists

      I'm wondering how artists can manage to make so much money and at the same time taxpayers of major cities are more than eager to fork over their own money as well as their neighbors to have an art gallery built for art that quite blunty sucks, and then still have no problem paying $10 for a post card in the gift shop once it opens.

      Some athletes get millions of dollars. Some artists get millions of dollars. Probably similar percentages too. Sports stadiums, however, bring in a heck of a lot more money and can double as convention centers and concert venues.

    75. Re:I don;t know about 9 by FFFish · · Score: 1

      Actually, you for the player's salaries. The retailer who spends fifty million dollars advertising his particular line of shite just passes that cost on down to the consumer.

      Why do you pay $1.50 or so for a bottle of sugar-contanimated brown bubbly water? Not because it cost a lot to manufacture or distribute, but because (a) Coke has to charge you for its two billion dollar advertising budget and (b) you're dumb enough to buy it.

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    76. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talking about pilots... a first year pilot (or engineer) makes about $24,000 per year. It takes about 10 years to become a captain on the smallest jet in the majors. Then, it takes years to become a captain on next plain up. There's a small few that actually earn the big dollars. But, they have the responsibility for a $400 million airplane, and as many as 400 passengers, and several million dollars worth of cargo. Hmmm. $265 an hour to be in charge of that for up to 9 hours? It's probably not that bad of a deal to the airline.

      Overpaid athletes? Let's talk about the franchise owners. George Steinbrenner tops the list. He paid $17 million to Jason Giambi this season. Jason didn't do DICK in the playoffs. I'm glad that the Yankees went down in flames. I wish it happened every year for the next 10 years. I hate George Steinbrenner. He's bad for sports. I can't stand his attitude, and I hope he loses his shirt too!

    77. Re:I don;t know about 9 by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      The fact that football only happens for such a limited time, and each team only plays 16 guaranteed games a year has to help. Basketball and Baseball can get boring really quickly when "your team" plays 5 times a week.

    78. Re:I don;t know about 9 by jandrese · · Score: 1
      AFAICT, unless you're wealthy enough to rent big jets to accumulate enough hours of flying time, the only way to obtain credentials is through military experience.
      Well, you can get experiance flying mail around the country. Apparently a lot of pilots do this for free just to get the hours. Becoming a professional pilot is not easy, which is one reason the salaries are so high.
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    79. Re:I don;t know about 9 by multimed · · Score: 1

      I think that's why they mention "washed up athletes in long-term contracts" rather than just pro athletes. They point they make about the Tiger Woods & Venus Williams is a good one if perhaps too subtle. Ignoring endorsements, they get paid based on their performace--win a tournament, get a million bucks, take 50th place, you don't get enough to cover your travel. Pros in football, basketball and worst of all, baseball get multimillion dollar contracts for a good season or two, then no longer have to perform to earn their money. And that is where supply and demand breaks down because like the case of Shawn Kemp, there are plenty of guys who could score 6 points and 3 rebounds a game. There's nothing wrong with the superstars making tons, but the pro sports unions break down the whole supply & demand argument.

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    80. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Listen+Up · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hey, all high school students and other mindless American consumer minions.

      Professional athletes are overpaid.

      How about a person who dedicates their lives to savings the lives of others deserve large salaries for their sacrifices. Can Brett Favre perform heart surgery on you when you have a heart attack? Can X sports athlete save your life when you get into a car accident and have the steering wheel broken through your breast plate and you are bleeding into your lungs?

      How about the American soldiers who are in front of bullets, dying in a war. Do they deserve large salaries?

      How about underpaid/unappreciated jobs? How about stay-at-home Moms? What about community service volunteers? What about volunteer EMT/firefighters?

      What about the engineer who dedicated years of his life to ensure that ABS works every single time the brake pedal is pressed in your vehicle? What about the engineer who invented airbags?

      The truth is, America, is that the most important jobs in the world, the ones that make real differences in lives every single day, are not the ones you see on ESPN or watch on a football field.

      The people who should be honored, especially monetarily, are ER doctors, EMT's, physicists, engineers, Red Cross workers, blood donors, stay-at-home Moms, and many, many others.

      Some jackass, most likely black thug who can throw a football doesn't mean shit to the world. The problem with America is that they place more care in the 'dedication and talent' of some idiot on a football field than educating their country, rewarding those who are selfless, appreciating those who work and constantly do great things without anyone noticing, driving science, and making us the greatest people on Earth.

      Right now, we care more about football than we do about developing a cure for AIDS or cancer, feeding the hungry, or educating the uneducated. One year of a football players budget could cover what the group cancer researchers/scientists get for a budget for 2-3 years.

      Caring more about how far a person can throw a football instead of the real problems and heros or the human race is pathetic. Pretty simple actually.

    81. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Eneff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wrong. So long as they don't stuff it under their bed, they're doing something with it.

      Saving can be as effective multiplier as spending it. If they invest in a company, then that company has the money to acquire capital (new machines, new computers) which creates manufacturing jobs, as well as creating jobs from the increased efficency.

      If they put it in the bank, the bank now has the additional money to loan to consumers, reducing interest rates.

      Now, it can be argued that trickle down doesn't work, but *not* because it isn't being spent. The better argument is that this country finds luxury in imported goods. If one buys imported goods, the money is going out of the country and thus inhibiting the multiplier effect. Supply-side, therefore, only helps in conjunction with protectionism or some sort of competitive advantage bringing money into an economy.

    82. Re:I don;t know about 9 by not-folly · · Score: 1

      Marvin the Airline Pilot?

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    83. Re:I don;t know about 9 by _J_ · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now that's funny because a german kid once referred to me as "ein grosse elk." The danger in using elks as a form of measurement is variation between jurisdictions; Elk is another word for moose in Europe while it refers to a large deer, also called a Wapiti, in North America. So this kid was calling me a big moose while I thought he was calling me a large, red deer.

      However, since this is a Canadian measure Elk should refer to the deer and not the moose.

      On another note, for the purposes of accident insurance, deer are considere flying objects in Canada.

      IMHO, as per.

      J:)

    84. Re:I don;t know about 9 by grub · · Score: 1


      In passing, do you enjoy playing sports? As a child, did you ever play any organized sport with other children?

      I'll golf and play ball with workmates or swim in my pool. Played baseball when I was younger. I'm not down on sports per se, I'm down on the mockery of the game (any game) that advertizing has turned it all into. It can't be good for society; we're fatter and in worse shape than ever.

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    85. Re:I don;t know about 9 by devnull17 · · Score: 1

      I'd argue that there are indeed some people that are worth staggering amounts of money. Consider the state that Apple was in before the Steve Jobs takeover to the state that they're in now. If it's true, as is commonly believed, that he's responsible for this dramatic change, then isn't he worth the difference? The same applies to other business luminaries like Lou Gerstner and Bill Gates (sorry). (To offset that last comment, Linus Torvalds would probably be of similar value if he had any interest in doing so.)

      The same applies to musicians and athletes. If Alex Rodriguez generates $20 million in ticket sales every year (by simply just being there or by improving the performance of the Texas Rangers as whole, which generally leads to higher attendance rates, better television deals, and an increase in merchandise revenues), he's worth $20 million. Think of all of the jobs that a touring musician with a major record label creates and supports. While a vast, vast majority of people are worth about what they're making (or less), there are a select few that do bring in enormous sums of money, and should be compensated accordingly.

    86. Re:I don;t know about 9 by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      9) Pilots for major airlines. If the plane hits inclement weather or other serious issues arise do you really care if the people behind the cockpit doors are making ~250K a year?

      Pilots are overpaid. There is a huge number of private pilots with sufficient experience that would love to get one of the few pilot positions available. Piloting is a weird career where there are a huge number of potential candidates and yet, somehow, the position commands a high salary. Usually the high supply of qualified workers would drive salaries down.

      I'm a pilot. I'm not qualified to be a commercial airline pilot, but I know many who are. And all of them would be overjoyed at having such a job for even less than $100k.

      And, no, you're not giving up experience or quality by having a lower salary. Pilots are like true artists--they do it because they LIKE it. You aren't going to have any lack of qualified pilots even if the salary was $50k-$100k instead of $250k.

    87. Re:I don;t know about 9 by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The same reason we spend $399 on the latest video card* when it ships, because it's fun, it gives us status with our peers, and we feel the deal offers us value in excess of cash spent. I recently returned from a Mariners game, and while the tickets, travel costs, and stay in seattle were certainly not cheap, I did have a fun time with several good friends, and made a few memories. If life isn't about some of that stuff, then you need to put some thought what you are working toward.

      *I don't know if you actually have ever spent that much on a video card, but surely you've splurged on something.

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    88. Re:I don;t know about 9 by 0x20 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      #1: Aww, poor athletes, getting cut and everything. Hopefully they won't be reduced to sleeping in their gold-plated Escalades before they find something to support them. Where can I donate to their relief fund?

      #2: There is a shortage of teachers AND cops. The reason pro athletes can get cut is that they and their jobs are entirely superfluous to begin with. Firing a teacher, even one who appears incompetent, has a real effect (as ooposed to just causing 40-year-old babies watching TV to cry in their pretzels.)

    89. Re:I don;t know about 9 by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Most people who are involved in (spectator) sports like pro football are doing nothing to be involved with anytbody but the guy down at the liquor store. Oh, and the guy selling $27 t-shirts with hologram paper tags on them.

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    90. Re:I don;t know about 9 by chez69 · · Score: 1
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    91. Re:I don;t know about 9 by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Homeless? Education? So, you expect these athlets to train for their entire lives and put their health on the line in this grueling physical and mental competition...for $30k a year so the rest can go to the homeless and education. Riiiiggghhtt...Say, how about you work your job 40 hours a week and then go give 80% of your salary to the homeless and the school board.

      Huh? What's that? Hello? Oh....

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    92. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but it shouldn't apply because the pay is way less in the CFL than the NFL.

    93. Re:I don;t know about 9 by be-fan · · Score: 1

      The article based "overpaid" on job difficulty and the amount of money their work produced.

      1) Being a pro athlete is a very difficult job. You have to make a huge time investment training, then you have to put up with grueling physical stress and the constant threat of injury.

      2) Pro athletes bring in *tons* of money for their teams. It only makes sense that they should benifet from that.

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    94. Re:I don;t know about 9 by fermion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Actually, like most entertainment, there are a relatively large number of people who have adequate talent to play a sport. If we take the national football league as an example, about 40 teams employ around 3000 players. I would find it extremely doubtful that of the 40 million people in the US currently in their 20's, only 3000 have the capability to play some position in football.

      Clearly the pay is help create a mystic about the person, help the person delude himself or herself into believing that he or she is extra special, and develop a star that will bring in the fans. If the pay was just about ability, then we would have none of the backlash when a player goes and acts badly. It is an issue because they are purposefully crafted images.

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    95. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. So, next time you go to a college campus where football is really big, walk around on broken glass and a crap load of trash, ask yourself when the last time you saw a bunch of nerds throwing a LAN party outside, doing the same crap.

      Wear some damn shoes you hippy (nothing against hippies, but you really should wear some shoes for your own safety). I went to a college that had a big football team. It was a fucking good time. Yeah, we threw some bottles (nothing to do with football really, we were just a bunch of punks). I partied like all hell, yet I'm still a geek and come close to be a nerd at times.

      Why can't we just grow up and appreciate that people will disagree? I dislike jocks as a group, and visa-versa. Get over it, unless I treat you differently as a person.

      Why do you dislike jocks? I can't really say I dislike any specific groups.

    96. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      Where do you expect the money to go?

      It's not so much where the money should go as where it should come from. The point the article made was that it's too expensive to actually go see the game for a family of four -- and he's right. Such an outing with average to poor tickets now costs $100-150, if you include food and drink, which is absurd. Particularly when you consider that the stadium was probably built using municipal bonds and not by the team/owner.

    97. Re:I don;t know about 9 by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Exactly, the pilot is there for those rare situations where AI designers can't program in all the variables. The guy earns his pay as more of an insurance agent, hopefully only earning it in a 5 minute span once in his career, but you never know when that curcial time will occur. Also he serves as a face the airline's passengers can associate with, they have trouble beleving that the little black box in the corner is flying the plane.

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    98. Re:I don;t know about 9 by StenD · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Huge investment? Next time you see a commercial airline pilot, ask him where he/she got their training and you will find that a majority of them will say either the Air Force or the Navy.
      Only about half, actually.
      Cost to former military pilot for training: Almost $0.00.
      Aside from about 10 years of their lives, after training, with the added opportunity of being shot at.
      And it's not like becoming a doctor-which IS a much bigger investment in time and money than training to become a commercial airline pilot after being trained in the military.
      The military pays for medical school, too.
    99. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, man. Semantics taken to the next level. I laughed.

      Oh, and ummm...pilots! are overpaid! I agree, or not.

      /ontopic

    100. Re:I don;t know about 9 by kmac06 · · Score: 1
      You want to know why were in a recession? Its simple, really. The people earning that money don't spend it. Not because they're malicious, but because you *can't* spend $700M, not unless you're buying solid gold toilets every day, or something equally silly. Since the money doesn't get spent, it simply vanishes from the economy. The truth is that trickle down would work, if the upper 1% spent all (or even most) of their money. Since they can't, trickle down is doomed to fail, as is the economy unless money starts flowing *out* of Eisner et al, and into the general economy...

      No, that't not right. The $700M or $30M or whatever these people are making is not vanishing from the economy. Actually, very little of it does not make it back into the economy. Anything that is put in a bank, the bank invests, so it is in the economy. Anything not put in a bank is generally put in the stock market anyway. The only way this money would 'vanish' from the economy is if they convert all their money to cash and store it in their own house.

      Anyway, the upper 1% making $250,000 generally do spend most of their money, on house payments, car payments, TAXES, school tuition, etc.

    101. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Matt+-+Duke+'05 · · Score: 1

      you are sorely mistaken if you believe that by merely filtering out banner ads you elevate the internet to some astral plain of objectivity, free from the creeping hand of advertising and consumerism that you speak of.

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    102. Re:I don;t know about 9 by dboyles · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Did you watch the game on Sunday? Wow!" mindless sheep.."

      I was under the impression that I enjoyed watching sports purely as a form of entertainment (and that entertainment includes discussing sports with friends). Now, through the insight of your post, I realize that I have simply been following the herd. I shall hereby resign my fan status, and retire to Slashdot, where I will post only things that will be accepted as mainstream geek.

      Whew, I almost fell in with those sports fan sheep who always say things because they think that's what others want to hear. Good thing I'm away from that and safe here on Slashdot.

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    103. Re:I don;t know about 9 by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      You missed my point. I said, where should the money that's coming in go? It's already coming in. Maybe $60 is too much for you, but not for a lot of other people. People are willing to pay it. If 10,000 people were willing to pay $60 to be in your presence, would you tell them no? So, the football teams brings in millions upon millions of dollars, because people are willing to give them the money, and where should it go? Should it go to the owners, or to the players? I'd rather see the players get it.

      Oh, and as taxpayer funded stadiums, I fully agree. That is the worst bunch of shit ever. There is absolutely no reason the taxpayers should be funding this. The politicians say that "Oh, it brings in money to the economy!" but it doesn't. It enriches the team owner and the players, and the few people with enough political connections to land some property and a business license in the area around the stadium.

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    104. Re:I don;t know about 9 by KDan · · Score: 1

      Nah, he wouldn't need to. All the passengers would commit suicide as soon as he finished making the first in-flight announcement.

      Daniel

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    105. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      using news.google.com to select news from source you choose is much better than watching the talking heads on Bush' controlled CNN.

    106. Re:I don;t know about 9 by pebs · · Score: 1

      So? Every day millions of sheep sit on the couch, eat Cheetos and watch the same crap at the same time, the reality show, the latest hot sitcom or jocks throwing balls. They have no free will. "Watch the game, watch the ads, consume." Millions of sheep laughing at the same time as Actor X trips and spills water on Actor Y..
      Fuck that, read a good book.


      Read a good book? And you're not a sheep if you do that? It's all the same. It really takes more than not watching TV and reading a good book to be a non-conformist. Try a little harder and you just might get there.

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    107. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Havokmon · · Score: 1
      The truth is that trickle down would work, if the upper 1% spent all (or even most) of their money. Since they can't, trickle down is doomed to fail, as is the economy unless money starts flowing *out* of Eisner et al, and into the general economy...

      I thought trickle-down was meant for BUSINESSES and employees, not individuals and consumables. A business CAN use $700Million to grow it's business. I would agree that an individual would not be able to spread it around as efficiently.
      I don't think the premise is flawed because you're looking at an anomoly.

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    108. Re:I don;t know about 9 by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Its a matter of how much it affects *you*. Its simple capitalism. The selling of entertainment makes a lot of money. As a result, the people involved in making and selling that entertainment are highly paid. Its as simple as that! Huge salaries are *fair* for them because they are proportional to the amount of money they bring in. Its no surprise that some of the lowest paid professions (teachers, cops) are the ones that bring in no money at all.

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    109. Re:I don;t know about 9 by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      It's my understanding that pilot error is now the single most dangerous thing about flying. You are more likely to die of the pilot doing something stupid, then you are of just about anything else going wrong with the plane. (Maybe not a on commercial air liner, but on planes in general).

      A friend of mine's Dad is a flight instructor, and tells about how there are a lot of things a pilot had to do to get a license that they don't now. They figured out, that by forcing unexperienced pilots to go into spins kills more people, then the number of people who are on a plane that go into spins.

      A modern airplane can be built so it's nearly impossible to stall. So it doesn't have nearly so many of the problems it used to have, and thus pilots really to know as much or be as technically skilled as they used to due to modern Engineering.

      All that said, I'm still aware of several scenerios where a pilot saved people by doing something deemed "impossible", by everyone I know who knows anything about planes. I think the FAA has new training due to a plane crash that happened near Siox City, Iowa. A guy was steering a plane using the flaps in a way that wasn't supposed to work. It was supposed to tear the plane apart. However, that was the only control left on the plane that worked. I think 90 people lived (of the 170). I saw film of it, it was terrifing.

      Finally, pilots don't get enough time off. They should get paid that much for how much time they spend away from their families, and the hours they put in.

      Kirby

    110. Re:I don;t know about 9 by macwhiz · · Score: 1
      Think of professional athletes as getting ungodly amounts of hazard pay.

      I agree. In most cases, the large salaries of star pro athletes is justified if you look at it over a lifetime, instead of over a single year.

      In any pro sport, there's a high risk of injury -- whether it's broken bones in football, tendonitis in baseball, ACL injuries in basketball, whatever. One injury can end a career.

      If you've spent your life focused on that sports career, you may not have much to fall back on. There's a limited aftermarket for washed-up sports stars. ESPN only needs so many commentators.

      So, I can understand wanting to get paid really well while you can still play. Eventually, you won't be able to play, and there's a good chance you'll be living off your saved income. Hopefully that day comes when you get too old, and not due to a freak accident that ruins your ability to play while you're still young.

    111. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Matt+-+Duke+'05 · · Score: 1

      welcome to the cruel place known as the real world..

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    112. Re:I don;t know about 9 by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I agree that taxpayer funded stadiums are a horrible waste of money. Still, people are willing to pay the prices that the owners set. Until people decide it costs too much and stop going, you're not going to see any less money pouring into the National Football League. So the money's coming in anyway...I'd rather see the players get it than the owners.

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    113. Re:I don;t know about 9 by jovlinger · · Score: 1, Funny

      Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. ...
      Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

      Grouch Marx, what a cad!

    114. Re:I don;t know about 9 by kfg · · Score: 0

      1 elk = 1/2 cheetah.

      Figuring it out from there is an exercise in simple arithmetic.

      Or Arithmatic if you want to be really computer geeky about the whole affair.

      KFG

    115. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow you must be tired from working 110 hours a week.

      I mean a person like yourself who has no fun, can't enjoy themselves must do nothing but work.

      You must be an absolute blast to have at parties, bet you get all the girls with your standing in the corner crying by yourself.

      Comeon, you really have that much pentup anger you hate everyone who enjoys things you don't?

      Again, I suggest some therapy, or a prostitute.

    116. Re:I don;t know about 9 by mt2mb4me · · Score: 1

      They already tried that, it was called XFL

    117. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Illbay · · Score: 1
      On this eve of Veteran's Day, I think it pertinent to remind you that millions paid the ultimate price for the right of millions more to be "mindless sheep" if they so choose.

      This is actually not supposed to be a humorous comment. The essence of freedom is that you are free--free to be a stupid dope whose ultimate purpose is to serve as a marionette for the uber-marketers, or to be savvy and aloof from "all that" (a slash-dotter, I guess).

      Frankly, we have far, far more to fear from social engineers who want to decree what someone should be paid for their work based on politically-determined criteria, than we do from the "invisible hand" of the free market.

      I don't purchase NFL Properties, Inc., products. You don't have to if you don't want to.

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    118. Re:I don;t know about 9 by bobibleyboo · · Score: 1

      "Supply and demand at it's finest" I guess that is why they have sallery caps?

    119. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Kyaphas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A somewhat insightful post, marred by racism. Sigh...

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    120. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your Mom is getting OVERPAID, we all know she is giving it awya for free.

    121. Re:I don;t know about 9 by tgd · · Score: 1

      I'm aware of Embry-Riddle -- my bother got his license, CFI, etc from there. Thats why I know that the cost of getting the licensing and certification to be a commercial pilot isn't outrageously high, certainly when you take into account the much higher cost of getting a medical degree to make a comparable salary. And fact of the matter is, the majority of pilots in the US are still ex-military.

      Some quick searches seem to put it somewhere between 65% and 75%.

    122. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Golias · · Score: 5, Insightful
      because like the case of Shawn Kemp, there are plenty of guys who could score 6 points and 3 rebounds a game.

      That's the big myth behind the "overpaid washed up athletes" claim. There are not plenty of guys who could score 6 points and three rebounds against NBA players. The European leagues are full of very good former college stars who couldn't do it.

      Out of almost 300 Million Americans, only a couple hundred are good enough to be benchwarmers in the NBA. Fewer than ever these days, because there are so many good players from the rest of the world now entering the league. You could easilly take the worst team in the NBA (the Clippers at the moment, I suspect) and mop up the floor with any college team in the US, or have a winning record against the pros in the Italian League. They may seem to suck in contrast to the Tim Duncans and Kevin Garnetts, but don't let that fool you into thinking they are anything less than elite athletes.

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    123. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for getting modded up. I made the same point a little too bluntly and got (-1) flamebaited for it.

      Totally in agreement with you.

    124. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was more referring to the people that obsessivly watch every football game on TV (or go in person), read the Sports section in the paper every day, buys tons of merchandise from their favorite team, and yet haven't played a single game of football in decades.

      I agree with you about involvement in sports. It's a decent form of exercise, and way more fun than sitting in front of the TV watching a bunch of other people play.

    125. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are interested in spending less money for live sports viewing opportunities, I suggest attending games for any or all of the following: minor league games, college ball (or hockey), high school games (helps to know someone at the school or live by the school I suppose), little league.

      Personally I find college football in person to be a great time, the marching band, the gymnastics team pretending to be cheerleaders (at least at the U of Minnesota games they aren't just rumpshakers-- they are athletes in their own right), the fact that I went to the college, etc, all make it more than just a ballgame. Plus college teams don't spend a lot of time whining in the press about how they may move to a different market if your town doesn't build them a stadium.

    126. Re:I don;t know about 9 by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 1

      I just like to envision Bender from Futurama flying the plane. Robot flying it, Versital, drinking when flying is good, doesn't take shit from passengers.

    127. Re:I don;t know about 9 by seichert · · Score: 1
      One of the reasons athletes make so much money is that often the team doesn't have to pay for their stadium. They get the taxpayers to foot the bill.

      http://www.cato.org/research/articles/bandow-03101 9.html

      http://www.cato.org/events/010402pf.html

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    128. Re:I don;t know about 9 by rlafflick · · Score: 1

      Remember that a contract is an agreement by both parties to certain expectations. If the owners are willing to take the risk today that the player will be performing at a certain level tommorow then its teir loss. forget underperforming athletes, how about over expecting owners

    129. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      Taxpayers paying for stadiums for teams

      So far, LA has resisted this in the case of football. The NFL keeps trying to railroad the city or county to put up money for a stadium. Weirdly, they seem to put more weight into public money for a stadium vs a multiple billionaire owners group willing to build a stadium. I think eventually the NFL will put a team in LA, they can't ignore the 2nd largest TV market, but they won't do it with public money unless somehow the politicians figure out a way to do it without an election.

    130. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Xenopax · · Score: 1

      $3 for a ticket? Tickets would be sold out for the next 50 years if you did that. There's a little thing called supply and demand. The Steelers sell their tickets for hundreds of dollars, and those get re-sold by scalpers in the thousands. Selling tickets for way below the value your customers place on them would be stupid to say the least.

    131. Re:I don;t know about 9 by IA-Outdoors · · Score: 1

      It's funny, people complain about the salaries of pro athletes but turn around and pay $300 for tickets on the 50 yard line for one game and then pay $200+ to DirecTV for NFL Sunday Ticket (TM blah, blah, blah). If you are really sick of it, refuse to pay that much, refuse to buy NFL, MLB apparel and take up a new interest. Ironic thing is you need to be an airline pilot to be able to afford NFL season tickets.

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    132. Re:I don;t know about 9 by critter_hunter · · Score: 1

      But those people who are selfless and dedicated wouldnt be selfless if they were paid millions, would they?

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    133. Re:I don;t know about 9 by annihilizard · · Score: 0

      this is where skill comes in, these guys have spent many years (10+) building thier skills at thier sport(s).

    134. Re:I don;t know about 9 by precogpunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From what I've heard pilots make very little when starting out as a pilot -- $20K in some cases. Fool.com has data on the salary range of pilots and $250K is on the high end. Some of them qualify for welfare! Michael Moore writes:

      "That's right -- $15,000 for the person who has your life in his hands. Until recently, Continental Express paid a little over $13,000 a year. There was one guy, an American Eagle pilot , who had four kids so he went down to the welfare office and applied for food stamps -- and he was eligible! " Google Cache

      If they hang in there and are lucky they might get a shot at the $250K. Besides, as you pointed out, people's lives are in their hands. It's worth paying them for quality work.

    135. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as you're gonna be racist and whatnot, I might as well point this out:

      The guy throwing the ball is WHITE. The guy catching the ball is BLACK. That's how it works in football.

    136. Re:I don;t know about 9 by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Cause it is the pilot who has the training and experience to land that aircraft on only 1 gear down. With half the engines off. With part of the control surfaces stuck. It isn't always bad maintenance that causes failures. Sometimes things just break. Then the pilot go to land it. No matter how much you pay the mechanics they can not fix the aircraft inflight.

      Plus of course there are a hell of a lot more mechanics for each plane then pilots. So it would be like pay several million more on maintenance or just a million more on pilots. Simple choice really.

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    137. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

      No no no, they're moving as fast as an elk bear. That is the weird Canadian thing. They don't have those down here in the States, so we never hear about them.

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    138. Re:I don;t know about 9 by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      Why not go visit your local minor league team, then? Then you'll pay $8 for a seat in the exec box at a home game and $3 for parking.

    139. Re:I don;t know about 9 by E_elven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I freely admit I can't toss a ball as well as some NBA player -that's not the point. The point is, sports is not *productive* and therefore should not be unduly rewarded.

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    140. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please tell me how investing in second-hand securities directly contributes to the economy. We need to consider what the seller of the securirities does with the funds before we can conclude that they have contributed.

    141. Re:I don;t know about 9 by annihilizard · · Score: 0

      this will probably be considered flamebait but.. it's hard to be a sheep from one herd (sports) and still participate in another (slashdot) isn't it?

    142. Re:I don;t know about 9 by j33px0r · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think people have this common misconception that doctors, lawyers and jumbo-jet pilots spend their lives in sainthood and keep us safe from all harm.

      I have a friend who is working up the ranks of American Airlines towards flying the big jumbo jets. That "great" investement is a 4 year bachelor degree in aviation. This is nothing in comparison to many professions requiring masters and beyond. His long hours are approx 20 hours a week. Yes, he is away from home and his wife for 3 - 4 days at a time but thats the adventuresome lifestyle he always wanted. Besides, how many hours a week are truck drivers away from home? As for stress, imagine being control of a big vehicle where 99.999999% of the time the only reason another vehile is within a half-mile of you is when its shut off. It is going to take him another 5-10 years to have the seniority to fly the big boys. But then again, at every job you have to put in your dues for the most part.

      Do pilots make alot. Oh yeah. Do airlines over-charge you to take a flight? Just a wee bit. I think the pilots deserve the amount they receive considering how much the airlines make on those flights. Young pilots however don't make $#i7.

    143. Re:I don;t know about 9 by gilrain · · Score: 1

      I agree. Replace it with "Did you see the new Radeon 9800XT benchmark? Wow!" and it comes full circle.

    144. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would like to see them paided enough to live on and have BITCHING medical.

      That sure makes your point about the education.

    145. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      I have to think about 9) Pilots for major airlines

      I think they are all pretty dodgy, if you believe in the free market then most of these jobs should automatically settle to a fair rate, they are mostly independent contractor affairs.

      Take wedding photographer, you can have someone do a hack job for $50 an hour, or you can get a professional team in for $2000. I went the professional team route, we got 500 odd prints plus the negatives for $3500, taken by a team of two. Of course we could have spent more, but that is why we had an organizer, to make sure that we got good contractors and they did their job properly and for a fair price.

      Airline pilots get paid well because they are professionals who work distinctly unsocial hours. Incidentally while airlines major costs are labor costs the cost of pilots is pretty much chickenfeed. There are two pilots on modern jets, occasionally 4 for a really long haul flight. A large jet will have ten or more stewards and be serviced by a ground crew with another ten, maintenance crew, etc, etc.

      Equally somewhat ironic to hear about west coast longshoremen drooling over healthcare benefits that are distinctly inferior to those of Canada or the UK.

      Skycaps!!! - hey you don't HAVE to give them huge tips! Like if you think that the base salary is plenty then don't overtip.

      There are some real scams, like the entire estate agent/realtor industry which charges about four times what it should. Go to the UK and you will find estate agents listing about 200+ houses as sole agents. In the US you will have those same 200 houses divided up amongst 8 or more realtors. As for athletes, I really could care less about a persons ability to take drugs fast.

      They also have a point about ex-politicians on the lecture circuit. I heard Guilliani speak. An amazing disappointment. Instead of reaching out to the audience and looking for common ground he just gave what could have easilly been a Republican party stump speech, complete with partisan jibes against Clinton etc. My respect for him went way down, we were at an industry conference on Homeland Security wanting to hear his insight, Bush good, Clinton bad is not insight, its the party line. We can hear that on Fox for free, so what is with the $150 a seat ticket?

      Ditto for the CEOs and mutual fund managers, how can we discuss dockworkers being overpaid when there are folk who are giving themselves seven, eight nine figure salaries.

      Incidentally, why are consultants missing from the list? I mean if the longshoremen and pilots are suspect then what about the $5,000 per day I used to charge on the consulting circuit? Admittedly I didn't get the dosh personally, but I probably would have no shortage of takers come an uptick in the economy,

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    146. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Obfiscator · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Any reason why you left other professional entertainers (actors, actresses, writers, etc.) off your list?


      People seem to forget that professional athletes are entertainers, and they'll be paid as long as people pay to see them.

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    147. Re:I don;t know about 9 by kcbrown · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Huge investment? Next time you see a commercial airline pilot, ask him where he/she got their training and you will find that a majority of them will say either the Air Force or the Navy. Cost to former military pilot for training: Almost $0.00.

      That may be the case, but from what I understand it's rather difficult to become a pilot in the military. For one thing, your uncorrected vision has to be 20/20 or better, which eliminates a whole bunch of people. By the way, as I understand it, "uncorrected" means just that: no corrective surgery, no glasses, no contacts.

      If you want to become a pilot through civilian channels, you do indeed have to make large sacrifices. The training is quite expensive and quite extensive. You have to train for your private pilot's license, your commercial license, your twin engine rating, your flight instructor's license, and then you have to work as an instructor to build enough flight time (at least a thousand hours or so) before anyone (even cargo haulers) will consider you. And when you are finally hired, you won't be hired by the majors -- you'll be hired by the regionals at best. And those guys start off at about $30K per year. Captains in the regionals make around $70K per year. That's for putting in 12-16 hour days, with a "home base" that may change on a yearly basis and which may be quite far from home.

      It's ironic, really, because the kind of flying the regional guys do is harder than the flying done by the majors. The regionals typically operate turboprop equipment that flies in the 15,000 to 25,000 foot altitude range, where weather is much more of a factor than the 30,000 to 40,000 foot range the majors fly in. The regionals tend to fly into smaller airports that have fewer or older navigational aids and which also tend to be in areas of more dangerous terrain. And their equipment isn't as good as the equipment the majors fly, so icing (for example) is more of a problem.

      If it were up to me, the guys in the regional airlines would be making more than the guys in the majors, simply because their job is harder.

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    148. Re:I don;t know about 9 by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      I think I'm just going to stop posting on Slashdot. Since your response has NOTHING to do with my post; I don't know if you just didn't read it, or didn't bother to take the time to comprehend it. If you can point out where I said anything about the gap in salaries between idiots like Britney Spears and truly important people like my neighbor, the cop, I'll happily eat my words.

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    149. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

      Unless you're a VC, this is somewhat misleading. If you purchase 100 shares of stock A, the company receives approximately 0% of this money unless they're issuing new stock. Your money has gone to the previous investor who bought it from the previous investor and so on since the issuing of the stock.

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    150. Re:I don;t know about 9 by GeekZilla · · Score: 1

      "Most of them are ex-military types..."
      "Over 25% of US pilots come from a single university..."

      Ok, so 25% come from a Embry-Riddle. This is still less than 51%, so, for now, the "most are ex-military" seems correct-but that comment doesn't have any corrborating evidence either-so saying most are ex-miltary or most are not is about equal as far as facts go so far. Does anyone have any hard data about where pilots get their training?

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    151. Re:I don;t know about 9 by dubdays · · Score: 1

      Are Canadian engines measured in elk-power? By the way: elks can run at about 35 MPH, and the speed of light is 186,282 miles per second, so I guess the speed of light is 19,160,434 elks.

    152. Re:I don;t know about 9 by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " Paying them millions because they can throw a ball only fuels consumerism. "Did you watch the game on Sunday? Wow!" mindless sheep.."

      I'm not a sports fan, but I feel compelled to dispute this one. When a athletes perform for a large audience, lots of revenue is generated. The Superbowl comes to mind. "We'll pay you two million dollars for 30-seconds of ad space!"

      How fair would it be if the athletes generating this income for their owners, TV networks, and a slew of other places only made 60k a year? If their playing is generating millions of dollars of profit for everybody else, why shouldn't they get a slice of it?

      They're not making millions of dollars a year because they can throw a ball, they're making all that money because they're attracting an audience.

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    153. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Bobman1235 · · Score: 1

      Crap. All major sports athletes are overpaid primadonnas. Paying them millions because they can throw a ball only fuels consumerism. "Did you watch the game on Sunday? Wow!" mindless sheep

      Wow, what an arrogant ass.

      Stopping at saying all major sports athletes are overpaid primadonas you probably would have been right. But then throwing a dig at the 90%+ of the society who enjoy at least one sport is pretty weak. Firstly, who are you to judge someone because they enjoy a game? What do you enjoy? I'm sure there's a mindless activity out there that flaots your boat. Maybe not sports, but SOMEthing. And if NOT, maybe you should relax a bit. Not every moment in life has to earn you the Nobel Prize.

      As for them being overpaid, maybe they don't deserve it, but at the same time, if people will pay for it, why not? The day people start getting fed up with advertising or ticket prices those things will come down, or the business will fail. But I as well as obviously MANY others are willing to sit through a few commercials (muted, while I'm getting a snack) to be entertained for three hours by the best athletes in their field. And that money, for the most part, goes to the people who are entertaining me. What's wrong with that? Those people who can "throw a ball" make me forget my worries and enjoy my days off for a couple of hours every week, and for that I say they deserve quite a bit, actually.

      Lighten up.

    154. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the idea that somebody is flying me that's happy with thier compensation and a screw-up would cost them dearly in terms of future income. The last thing I want is some pilot distracted by money worries responsible for my safekeeping.

    155. Re:I don;t know about 9 by whorfin · · Score: 1

      How about lowering the prices so you are not raping the fans?

      Oh, I'm sorry...I missed the part where they forced you to go to the game against your will, and also made you not go to lunch/dinner before/after the game.

      Repeat after me: "Look at what you made me do!"

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    156. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Richy_T · · Score: 1
      Cut lengthways or across the middle?

      Rich

    157. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Lucidwray · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Everytime I hear the argument that Pro_Athletes are over paid it drives me crazy. What no one seems to realise is that pro athletes are nothing but advertsing draws for their owners. They are paid 10Million a year because the owner is hoping that that one player will contribute more than 10 million in advertising dollars. The better/bigger the players the more people go to the games. The more people at the games the more ad signs cost in the stadium, the more ticket sales, more tv viewers, more tv money, more radio money, more merchandising.

      It has NOTHING to do with an athletes ability to throw a ball, it has EVERYTHING to do with how good the fans think he is, therefore how much money they will spend on the team.

      Its nothing but business. You can complain all day long how fat and old XXX basketplayer is, But if he fills seats and turns on TV's, then thats all that matters.

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    158. Re:I don;t know about 9 by annihilizard · · Score: 0

      I dunno, I know this one sys admin who's 6'5 and 320lb...

    159. Re:I don;t know about 9 by kcbrown · · Score: 1
      I wrote:

      You have to train for your private pilot's license, your commercial license, your twin engine rating, your flight instructor's license ...

      I don't know how I could have forgotten it: you also have to train for your instrument rating, your instrument instructor rating, which are probably the two most demanding ratings out there, as well as your multiengine instrument instructor rating.

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    160. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and lets not forget the increasing costs of designer drugs.

    161. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      Greyhound doesn't have a first class section.

      Ahhhh crap, I dunno. Probably has something to do with the degree of training and skill involved.

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    162. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Airline pilots are the sole ones on the given list that I think justifiably earn the compensation given.

      Yeah, even the 911 suicide 'pilots' earned some serious compensation, heaven with 57 virgins. Oops, my bad, they're roasting in hell right now.

      Now, try it if the plane has major malfunctions midflight.. say part of the fuselage gets caught up in the slipstream, the hydraulics jam, some kook gets onboard and causes sabotage. Now, without a knowledgeable individual onboard who knows how to handle any emergency, what's the chance of getting back to earth alive?

      The passengers will get back to earth alive, at least until they impact. It's usually not the actual flight you have to worry about...it's the takeoffs and landings. Not counting the very rare surface to air missile shootdowns and flying into mountains, and the extremely rare plane-gets-torn-apart-or-explodes-in-midair.

    163. Re:I don;t know about 9 by ipjohnson · · Score: 1

      not to mention the big boys 7?7 and to an even greater extent Air bus 320-340 are completely automated. Down to your ILS approach. 99% of the flight time is in autopilot.

      There's an old joke about the co-pilot being replaced with a dog to make sure the pilot didn't do anything other than engage the autopilot.

    164. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a difference between a couch athlete and a real athlete. You are the latter, he was referring to the former.

    165. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may have read me wrong. I dislike jocks as a group.. I have a few (not many) jock friends that I'm cool with, however. My overall experience with jocks (_especially_ in large groups) is very negative.

      Of course, I don't hold this prejuidice against any particular individual until they give me reason to.

      P.S.: I do wear shoes (=p); I'm just commenting on one of my issues with that type of activity. Broken bottles, rotting food, a pile of rice that turned into other white wiggly things..

    166. Re:I don;t know about 9 by jtcm · · Score: 1
      [t]he feats of athleticism and dedication required to play at the level of NFL players is just amazing.

      You'd get more enjoyment out of going outside and doing it yourself, trust me on this one.

      Personally, I don't enjoy getting tackled by a 6'5", 310lb. gorilla with a neck the size of my chest. I'd much rather watch others play football and stick to Disc Golf :-P

      Now...all kidding aside:

      So, who should get all that money?

      This is a truely fucked up country ... Try: Homeless. Education. Security. ...

      Are you suggesting the government step in and forcibly redistribute the profits from professional sports? I mean, they already tax it at a high percentage as income (athletes are in a high-tier tax bracket, no doubt), then they tax it again when it is spent.

      If an individual wishes to be charitable, he is free to be generous; but it is certainly not your place, nor mine, nor the government's to step in and forcibly redistribute what's left after taxes. Perhaps the government itself should be more charitable with the money it collects, but that is _not_ the fault of the world of professional sports.

      ...paided enough to live on and have BITCHING medical. That's fair I think, for playing A CHILDS GAME FOR A LIVING. And they should consider themselves lucky they get that much.
      Whoa! I sense some issues with the high school football team. Let it go, man.
      I, for one, would MUCH rather have it go to the players

      damn straight.

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    167. Re:I don;t know about 9 by twiddlingbits · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Airline Pilots are limited by the FAA to like 100 hours a month and 8 hours flying time per day w/o a 12 hour off time. Senior Captains often can ick long trips where they get the 8 hours in on 1 flight. Jr Pilots have to make multiple takeoffs and landings which at busy airports and with weather can be very stressful. Delays due to weather don't count towards the 12hr max duty day, so there can be some LONG days. Right now, airlines are really getting some concessions (S$$$) out of pilots, who not only have to worry about terrorists but thier own CEOS stabbing them! Senior Captains with 15-20 yrs experience who fly the "heavies" like 747s get a nice 6 figure income, the guys and gals flying for Southwest make about 60K. Seniority is the key, as well as getting trained on lots of different aircraft in order to move up. Often a captain of a small plane will get trained on something else and move up, but he is back to being co-pilot or flight engineer and maybe even a pay cut until s/he is certified on the new equipment. It's not an easy job, you have life and death over a lot of people and have to deal with a lot of Gov't red tape as well as other things. These guys earn the checks!

    168. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know my mom?

      Hehhehehe, zing! (yes I know I zinged myself)

    169. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they invest in a company, then that company has the money to acquire capital (new machines, new computers) which creates manufacturing jobs, as well as creating jobs from the increased efficency.
      Or to simply buy out another company making money for lawyers, fund managers and outgoing executives.
      Or to spend money on advertising or promotion to drive another company out of business.

      If they put it in the bank, the bank now has the additional money to loan to consumers, reducing interest rates.
      Or just pocket more profits at the same interest rate.

      All "trickle-down" economics does is make sure the rich get richer faster.

    170. Re:I don;t know about 9 by VargrX · · Score: 1, Insightful
      so sayeth geekoid:
      Athletes is about supply and demand. There are very few people who can supply an acurate, repeatable 50 yeard pass(or whatever)


      Care to tell us just what someone who can reliably throw an object 50 some odd yards is actually contributing to society at large?
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    171. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So our society is run by selfishness and greed, rather than by altruism and kindness? People care more about money than about their fellow humans?

      No shit?

      Did you just figure this out today?

    172. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Servo · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised they don't say anything on the news about it, with all the Elk Bear attacks during sporting events going on.

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    173. Re:I don;t know about 9 by rich_r · · Score: 1

      Relying, as always, on the fact that enough lemon soaked paper napkins were loaded...

    174. Re:I don;t know about 9 by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Is that an African elk, or an English elk? :)

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    175. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've often wondered what would happen to a CEO who valued respect of his workers more than money... i.e. 1000 workers get 50,000 and the boss gets 10million and the workers hate him .....or the boss says to them I am having a 500,000 salary because that is quite adequate to live a luxury life and I am giving you all a 19% ($9,500) payrise to give a 120% effort and make this company defeat its competitors.

      Even spreading the money from the top CEO to capture enlightened middle managers would be worth it.

      It's the stupid pay penuts and you get monkeys arguement, it's not true. The best people don't want or need that money to be happy.

      The people who would make the best managers and CEOs (most intelligent and humane) aren't interested in those jobs - they are proping up the health system, the education system and the welfare system in unrecognised and underpaid work. These are true heros.

      You don't have to be a raving marxist to appreciate the fact that CEOs are overpayed scum who rarely deserve their positions *cough* mcbride, gates, enron, worldcom, any other company you can name *cough*.

    176. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      What you're describing is a system called "the welfare state", a form of socialism in which high earners are taxed and the proceeds are used to subsidise health, education, and housing for the poor.

      Believe it or not, some countries actually do this. I'm told it's actually quite pleasant, from the point of view of the poor, but obviously it'll never catch on in America for as long as the country is ruled by the rich.

    177. Re:I don;t know about 9 by grub · · Score: 1


      I agree. Replace it with "Did you see the new Radeon 9800XT benchmark? Wow!" and it comes full circle.

      No, it doesn't.

      Buying a product based on benchmarks and product testing shows good common sense. Buying overpriced sugared water or sneakers because an NFL/NBA/Whatever star promotes it is being a mindless sheep.

      Do people that buy a $30 football jersey with their team's logo on it look at the craftsmanship of the item? No, they see the logo, a drop of drool forms and they pay for it.

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    178. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      volunteer my time to K12 for non computer-related tasks (mentoring)

      Getting much poontang out of that?

    179. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're telling me there are different measurements of elk velocity and momentum in the world? German (or European) elk units and the more common Canadian elk units? Sort of like the different units of British and American units of measurement? Why can't we go with a universal form of measurement a la the gram, liter, and meter versus pounds, gallons, and miles? Perhaps use Zebra units? Or horse units as we already have horsepower. Nah, let's use dogs - then we could call a really fast player a bitch and a half.

    180. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to be the one to break it to you, but life is cheap. Can Mr. Favre do anything you specify? Nope. But guess what: losing a few hundred/thousand/million people a year doesn't mean a hill of beans to anyone, because there a 6 BILLION more where they came from, and more coming every second.

    181. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey now! Don't be baggin' on my beloved Clippers! Unfortunately due to yet another offseason of front office mismanagement, they probably won't make the playoffs AGAIN this year. But you can hardly envy their position, playing in the West, which dominated last year, and got EVEN BETTER this year. I guarantee the Clippers would be a contender for a playoff spot in the East every year. Maybe 7th or 8th, but still in the hunt. Plenty of teams are worse or even with the Clippers: Utah (Sloan's a good coach, but he's got nothing but scrubs, scrubs, scrubs), Atlanta, Cleveland (LeBron who?), Miami (haha Lamar Odom, hope you like losing even more down there!), Washington, Orlando, Chicago, New York, Denver, Golden State, Memphis.

      Sorry. It's tough being a diehard Clipper fan. Every time you think they're going to gain some respect, they blow it and continue to be the butt of NBA jokes. Maybe something nice will start to happen after Elton Brand gets healthy next month. Gotta have hope!

    182. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      "Is that an African or European Swallow?" errr, Elk.

      Personally, I like the idea of the "running Elk" as a unit of momentum. The fact that it's inherently regionalized just makes it that more charmingly baroque. (Unless you're sweating away in your Physics 101 exam and overlook the bit about fjords in the problem.)

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    183. Re:I don;t know about 9 by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      The money that doesn't get spent gets put into some sort of financial instrument, which then is put back into the economy in the form of money that can be used as capital.
      Unless the economy has so much capacity that it can't use the capital. Then everyone tends to buy commodities like gold, which is basically like "keeping it all in large bills under their mattress."
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    184. Re:I don;t know about 9 by StenD · · Score: 1
      Leagues with a salary cap, like the NFL, the owners are raking in money hand-over-fist.
      Players receive at least 58% of the NFL's "defined gross revenues" (you can find a definition here, with a cap of 64%. That leaves only 36-42% of the revenue to pay the coaching staff, the trainers, travel expenses, whatever facilities costs they haven't foisted on the taxpayers, etc. After all that's done, I'm sure that owners are making a fair amount, but the documents entered into the Oakland Raiders-NFL suit in 2001 only reflected an average profit of $10 million.
    185. Re:I don;t know about 9 by GeekZilla · · Score: 1

      "Only about half, actually" :) Yes, but 51% is about half, and 51% is most. And no, I don't have hard numbers. Just my experience with talking with 3 commercial airline pilots (all of which were ex-military).

      "Aside from about 10 years of their lives, after training, with the added opportunity of being shot at."
      True, but the argument was that the high-salary is justified by their high MONETARY cost of training. In the case of the military trained pilots, their initial training and experience is no cost to them AND they are getting paid while being trained.

      "The military pays for medical school, too."
      True again. However, MOST doctors in practice today are NOT ex-military. Hence, I cannot use the argument that most doctors don't deserve a higher salary because their training was free. Therefore, the point that the military pays for medical school is moot.

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    186. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Matt+-+Duke+'05 · · Score: 1

      You obviously didn't read my post, or the parent.

      I agree with you... getting your news from a variety of sources, digesting each of them, and then making decisions for yourself, definitely balances out the bias that is inherent to all sources of information.

      HOWEVER, the parent didn't say this. What he claimed, was that blocking banner ads was the panacea to biased media. This is just horseshit. You know this as well as I. Notice how you made no mention of banner ads? Blocking the banner ads on Slashdot makes it no more of an objective source of news than an ad-free version of The New Republic online.

      The entirety of your solution rests in what I said in the previous paragraph: a diversity of voices. This is exactly why the FCC's new media rules are so dangerous... Sure, banner ads may be more explicit, but they are far less insidious than the transparent conformity of media consolidation.

      Oh and BTW. Didn't you mean FOX, instead of CNN ;-)

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    187. Re:I don;t know about 9 by KILNA · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm upset that us yanks are still using Imperial Elk instead of Metric.

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    188. Re:I don;t know about 9 by kfg · · Score: 1

      By volume in liquid ounces, after mincing, allowing for settling and applying the standard conversion factor of Body Mass Index for herbivore to carnivore.

      KFG

    189. Re:I don;t know about 9 by operagost · · Score: 1

      All I know is it's time to ditch my lousy IT job and become a skycap or a west coast dockworker!

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    190. Re:I don;t know about 9 by lysander · · Score: 2
      What is the speed of light in elks?
      Zero. Elks are opaque.
      Oh this is easy. You've got the entire EM band. Pick something besides visible light.

      I'm sure you won't have a problem if you use gamma rays. Although, it would be a problem for the elk.

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    191. Re:I don;t know about 9 by bnenning · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Care to tell us just what someone who can reliably throw an object 50 some odd yards is actually contributing to society at large?


      Because many members of society place a positive value watching him throw objects, as indicated by their willingness to pay to do so. Perhaps you don't agree with their preferences, but that doesn't mean they're not valid.

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    192. Re:I don;t know about 9 by turbomonkey2k · · Score: 1

      watch tonight's game. It will be won by a team with a black Quarterback.

    193. Re:I don;t know about 9 by operagost · · Score: 1

      If he was going to measure speed in elks, he needed to use the SVU (Standard Volkswagen Unit) for weight.

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    194. Re:I don;t know about 9 by j7953 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The money that doesn't get spent gets put into some sort of financial instrument, which then is put back into the economy in the form of money that can be used as capital.

      Sure, but having a supply of capital for investments makes sense only if the investments that it can be used for make sense, and the investments make sense only if at the end of the chain, there are enough people who will actually consume the produced goods.

      A healthy economy needs consumers just as much as it needs investors.

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    195. Re:I don;t know about 9 by mph · · Score: 2, Informative
      The point is, sports is not *productive* and therefore should not be unduly rewarded.
      Of course sports is productive. It's big business, earning lots of money (in most cases) for the team's owners, the stations that broadcast it, and so forth. The athletes are essential to this profit, and are compensated accordingly.

      Now, maybe you don't like that it's a successful industry, but luckily you don't get to tell me how to spend my money. Too bad.

    196. Re:I don;t know about 9 by ender81b · · Score: 1

      Yes, indeed. But the NFL shields incompetent owners/general managers by making only the signing bonus gauranteed -- if the contract is cut no extra money is due to the player. Ergo, the effects of said incompetence aren't quite as noticeable.

    197. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      Sports stadiums, however, bring in a heck of a lot more money

      Well duh, I can't think of any concert where they sell $8 beers...
      =Smidge=

    198. Re:I don;t know about 9 by rocket97 · · Score: 1

      Culpepper, Vick, McNabb.... yeah they are white, they just have really good tans.

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    199. Re:I don;t know about 9 by sydb · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail with "supply and demand" but you go on to describe scarcity; of course, spectator sport is less about scarcity and more about demand... which is the "mindless consumerism" of which your parent wrote.

      The main simplicity is in the minds of the consumers.

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    200. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! You dumbfuck. If Bush controlled CNN, it would make Fox News look like left wing bleeding heart liberal hippies. No, CNN hates Bush, along with everyone else except Fox News. Why the hell do you think they all say "Mr. Bush" instead of "President Bush" or "The President"? It's a little jab at him. The office demands the respect but they take it away, effectively saying hey fuck you, Mr. Bush! You know, I pretty much think he's scum, but the president should always be called a president, out of respect for the office and the country. Liberal media jackass whores.

    201. Re:I don;t know about 9 by igny · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pilot's traning may be crucial in situations like this .

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    202. Re:I don;t know about 9 by pVoid · · Score: 1
      I would like to even add to that...

      I know of some extremely talented dancers who are basically on the poverty line. A ballet/ballerina will train from age 6 on upwards, and will probably get debilitatingly injured by the time they reach 25~30. Making on average, say about 50k a year...

      How bout artistic divers, or gymnasts. 16 year old divers (at the peak of their career) will train around 26~30 hours a week (on top of school). You think the studs who go through the college football team train that many hours a week? at 16?

      What do you have to say about that compared to the feats of athleticism and dedication required to play at the level of NFL players is just amazing

      Really, NFL, NHL and NBA players get paid so much only because the sport is more appealing to a wider audience. Hence, as the article points out: fueling consumerism.

    203. Re:I don;t know about 9 by AbbyNormal · · Score: 2, Funny

      You are absoultely wrong. Advertising does not corrupt everything it touches. Take me for example.
      Excuse me a second.

      Sluuurrrrp. Mmmm...Nothing like a nice chilled Coca Cola Classic (TM) to calm the nerves.

      Where was I? Oh right, advertising. So what if advertising is everywhere.

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    204. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Toasty981 · · Score: 1

      When the public comes to their senses and starts giving up television for something a lot more useful (hah! as if!)

      This is like when people act all smart and scoff at religion, as if any intellectual person could possibly believe in God! (Ignoring the fact that many people in academia are followers of a religion.)

      It's the same with sports on TV. Now I agree with you that far too many people watch way too much TV, but it's not like entertainment doesn't have a place. I love nothing more than unwinding on a Sunday afternoon by watching the Steelers...although watching them this year has hardly been relaxing.

      Life is all about balance, and the perception that you can't watch sports and be intelligent is really irritating.

    205. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that depend on how thinly you slice them?

    206. Re:I don;t know about 9 by QuantumRiff · · Score: 5, Funny

      One minor correction, Pilot error is not the most dangerous thing about flying, Gravity is!..

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    207. Re:I don;t know about 9 by kurosawdust · · Score: 1

      heh, well ain't that some shit - I did an elk last year and I didnt get paid at all! In fact, I got arrested and thrown off the school board!

    208. Re:I don;t know about 9 by maxume · · Score: 1

      Of course, this only applies for your definition of productive. Others may think that entertainment is a good thing, and that sports are very entertaining, and thus a form of production. Sure, it's a pretty hedonistic point of view, but then again, on the average, humans are quite a bit more self serving than they are idealistic, so one shouldn't be real surprised that athletes get paid more than organic farmers or whomever.

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    209. Re:I don;t know about 9 by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      It's my understanding that pilot error is now the single most dangerous thing about flying. You are more likely to die of the pilot doing something stupid, then you are of just about anything else going wrong with the plane.

      Could this not also be a tribute to aircraft technology?

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    210. Re:I don;t know about 9 by onthefenceman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you look at the mean salary of all the people that TRY to be professional atheletes, I think you would be more satisfied with your CS/IT/Engineering/CowboyNeal salary.

      For every athlete that makes it big, there are probably a thousand hustling Big Macs and shoveling roadkill for $25000/year or less because they spent evenings playing ball instead of doing homework.

      Do the math:

      1,000 x 25,000 = $25 Million.

      If the one guy that makes a professional team pulls down $5 Million a year for his trouble, he's still only bringing the group average up to just under $30k a year. Makes your $60-100k/year sound pretty nice, doesn't it?

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    211. Re:I don;t know about 9 by sydb · · Score: 1

      But if he fills seats and turns on TV's, then thats all that matters.

      What a marvellous way for an intelligent species to organise itself.

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    212. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Reducer2001 · · Score: 1

      Rush? I thought you were still in detox?

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    213. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That used to be true in the past, but not any more. While there are still a lot of military-trained pilots out there, most new airline pilots are civilian-trained (probably 70%-plus).

      It's bogus to put pilots on there anyway; you're looking at the last 8-10 years of earnings in the careers of people who've spent a lifetime getting to that position, making crap wages and working crap hours for most of that. If you take their total lifetime salaries and average it over their careers, you'd find that most pilots average less than half of the top salaries over time.

      And for that wage, you have to endure 20 to 30 years of random base reassignments (ie. family moves, assuming you are still married after the first few moves), crappy assignments (flying the redeye to Toledo), airline furloughs every time the economy shudders, getting your salary cut in half because you changed equipment, peeing in a bottle on random occasions, and so on. I'd say they deserve what they get if they stick with it long enough to make it to the top.

    214. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the great Patrick Ewing commented during the player lockout/contract negotiations of '98-99, "It's true we basketball players make a lot of money, but we spend a lot too." I kid you not. Plus, they have to support their 15.4 IKPP stats somehow. IKPP = Illegitimate Kids Per Player.

    215. Re:I don;t know about 9 by maxume · · Score: 1
      I think that you would be rather hard pressed to demonstrate that fan perception isn't pretty linked to athletes ability. And I'm pretty sure that your assertion:
      It has NOTHING to do with an athletes ability to throw a ball, it has EVERYTHING to do with how good the fans think he is, therefore how much money they will spend on the team.
      requires that fans do not base their spending on ability in any way whatsoever. I am pretty cynical about the average human, and probably even more cynical about the average american, but I have give them more benefit of the doubt than that.
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    216. Re:I don;t know about 9 by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I read and re-read it, missed it entirely. What can I say? I was on a roll.

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    217. Re:I don;t know about 9 by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      So what kind of pure sport would you suggest we all play in order to become as thin and healthy as the standard to which the almighty Grub holds us?

    218. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Ancil · · Score: 1

      Too bad the 250K a year is a myth, only the most senior pilots at the major airlines make that much money.
      Which the article already pointed out. You're only making the author's point -- which is that senior pilots making six figures are completely overpaid. The same job is done by plenty of pilots "paying their dues" for $30K a year. You don't see their planes dropping out of the sky left and right.. So what does this $250,000/yr pilot give me for my money?
    219. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Laser+Lou · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One thing that I haven't seen pointed out yet here is that, per FAA regulations, airline pilots MUST retire at age 60. By the time a pilot starts earning that ~250K/year, he/she has only a few years left to work.

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    220. Re:I don;t know about 9 by maxume · · Score: 1

      Apparently, fairly valuable entertainment. Of course, you don't want to think that society places high value upon entertainment, but they seem to, as professional athletes are well recompensed.

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    221. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      I think you're right for the most part but i think there are a few owners out there who just want to win whatever the cost. They'll gladly operate at a loss for a few years for bragging rights for life. Either way there are fewer people who could do the job of a pro athlete than those who could have successful carreers in baggage handling and longshoremen office clerkship.

    222. Re:I don;t know about 9 by noonien_soong · · Score: 1

      The feats of patience and dedication required to teach and inspire apathetic schoolchildren are also "just amazing." But I bet you're not watching that. The appeal of professional football has nothing to do with dedication and character and everything to do with voyeuristic violence, human flocking behavior, and the utterly pathetic belief of many that they can live vicariously by pinning their emotions to meaningless teams in a meaningless game. Now that you've been enlightened, you can go back to your Monday night football.

    223. Re:I don;t know about 9 by $hecky · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are talking out of your ass.

      Unless Eisner keeps his cash under his bed, or swims around in gold coin like Scrooge McDuck, his money is being spent, every minute of every day, by the banks he keeps it in, the companies whose stock he owns, and so on.

      Instead of "vanishing," this money goes largely into companies' stocks and bonds, whether directly or by proxies, (like a bank). It doesn't disappear.

      Moreover, because monied folks have a high tolerance for risk, they fund relatively high-risk, high return ventures -- small businesses, for instance -- that John and Jane Doe don't capitalize (even in the millions). John and Jane Doe go for bonds and such, and keep most of their money in savings accounts, and are conservative investors for the most part.

      I'm tired of the argument ad lazarum that "too much money in too few hands" keeps capital out of the economy, and wants the passage of laws to redistribute wealth. If you're going to make that kind of argunet (there might be a place for it) at least keep from the straw men.

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    224. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, I don't know, charge $3 for tickets and $1 for cokes, and let the idiots on the field make as much as schoolteachers or cops? Sounds fair to me.

      What you've just described is the world of professional football, circa 1950.

    225. Re:I don;t know about 9 by RackinFrackin · · Score: 1

      Cost to former military pilot for training: Almost $0.00.


      It's not like they just get free pilot training. The cost has more than just a monetary component. Pilots who receive training in the US military can't leave as soon as they are finished with training. They have to spend a certain amount of time using those specialized skills in the military before they can leave for the private sector. During this time, they don't make as much as they could make in the private sector, cannot decide where to live, and could possibly be sent to war.

    226. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      So what kind of pure sport would you suggest we all play in order to become as thin and healthy as the standard to which the almighty Grub holds us?

      Fucking: you should try it sometime.

    227. Re:I don;t know about 9 by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      Being a pilot is like being a professional athlete (for life). I was once pilot-qualified according to the U.S. Air Force's standards. Now however, I wouldn't be qualified at all. Sure I would probably be allowed to work as a glorified bus driver for Delta, if I was trained as a pilot, but two ACL knee reconstructions and now 35/20 eyesight wouldn't get me into any Air Force flight program. Also, it takes approximately 10 years or more (or so I've heard) to work your way up to being Captain of a multi-engine jet aircraft for any of the moderately sized airlines (even UPS and FedEx). Most graduates of commercial airline college programs have to spend years as under-paid flight instructors before they get to see the big money of being an airline's pilot.

    228. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't produce entertainment? I guess you'll need to tell all those sportsfans sitting in front of their TVs or down at the stadium that they are actually bored out of their minds.

    229. Re:I don;t know about 9 by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting the government step in and forcibly redistribute the profits from professional sports? I mean, they already tax it at a high percentage as income (athletes are in a high-tier tax bracket, no doubt), then they tax it again when it is spent.

      Of course I'm not suggesting the government getting involved. If I have a lesser opinion of any one group other than athletes, it's politicians.

      What I am suggesting is the money poured in to professional sports is a gross waste of a resource that can be put to better use, and those recieving the funds should have the moral decency and wisdom to understand that they are incredibly lucky to be recieving this cash for what they do. Further, I would argue it's their moral obligation to see that a bulk of the money they get be given to those who contributed to their development.

      Whoa! I sense some issues with the high school football team. Let it go, man.

      Funny, isn't it? How when you suggest that professional athletes are playing a childs game YOU get blamed for having issues? Hate to break it to you, but that's all they do. They are not super heros, they are not role models. They are grown men and women who get paid to play child's games. And most can't even do that well.

      ( Oh yeah: Halfback for my highschool team. My only complain about high school foot ball in my specific case is the fact that the cheerleaders were hairy and scary )

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    230. Re:I don;t know about 9 by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      There are lots of people who can be cops. There's only one Britney Spears, and many people would pay a lot of money to see her breas...errr, I mean to see her concert, but few people will pay money to watch your neighbor be a cop. Hence, Britney makes more than the cop, and it's not my place, it's not the government's place, and it's sure as hell not YOUR place to take her money away, just because you don't think she deserves it. Maybe I don't think you deserve your income, so maybe I'll just take it. As my profession is #10 on the article's list, a lot of people don't seem to think I earn my money, either.

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    231. Re:I don;t know about 9 by foggi3 · · Score: 1

      Oh and 2) Washed-up pro athletes in long-term contracts? Crap. All major sports athletes are overpaid primadonnas. Paying them millions because they can throw a ball only fuels consumerism.


      Pro athletes are overpaid. I agree, I dont think that they are worth the millions a year that many of them get. However, they do work hard for their money. Long hours, lots of travelling, spending lots of time away from the family, etc. Do you really think that their job is only as mindless as being able to 'throw a ball' ? Have you ever throught about what kind of planning goes into dividing a hockey team into different lines (kinda like sub teams) or how quickly a player has to react (both physically and mentally) while they are playing?


      "Did you watch the game on Sunday? Wow!" mindless sheep..

      I hate how people automatically assume that they are intellectually superior to someone who plays/watches sports JUST because they play or watch sports.

      "wow that guy is watching a football game. Based on knowing absolutely nothing that person, I have no choice but to conclude that he is a moron who cannot think for himself."


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    232. Re:I don;t know about 9 by delcielo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm a flight instructor, and I'd like to respond to some of your post.

      First, the fact that most accidents can be attributed, at least in part, to pilot error is no surprise. The word "most" implies a ratio. As the systems on airplanes become more reliable, and procedures more conservative, that leaves pilots who are getting both better and worse to make up the rest of the percentages.

      Pilots are much more educated these days in subjects as diverse as aerodynamics, systems, physiology and crew resource management, etc.

      At the same time, some of the skills previously taught are not now mandatory. The spins you mentioned, for instance. It used to be mandatory that you gave students spin training, and that CFIs (Certificated Flight Instructors) had to demonstrate spins to get their licenses. As your buddy's dad noted, however, there were more people being killed by the training than by accidents. I had a student inadvertantly enter a spin during slow flight who froze on the controls for roughly two turns until I was able to get him to let go. So I easily understand the now lesser requirements. Having said that, I and many others still give spin training. Most students stare agog at the rotating earth on their first spin rather than do anything constructive, so I think it's unfair not to get them through that initial "shock and awe" before sending them out into the world where, as shown above, they might enter that situation inadvertantly.

      So we're growing them smarter; but at the same time, we may not be arming them with everything we used to. Having said that, spin training isn't necessarily useful to a DC-10 driver.

      As for aircraft design... you can build airplanes that are very stable, very smart, very fault tolerant and forgiving, etc.; but every piece of that perfect airplane adds complexity and problems of its own. For instance, the Airbus that crashed at the Paris airshow because the computer entered "land" mode and wouldn't allow the pilot to exceed certain parameters in his go-around attempt. In 1994(?) there was a Fed-Ex DC-10 crew that was attacked by a disgruntled employee who struck all 3 crewmembers with a framing hammer. They disabled him by initially performing a split-S maneuver that no computer would have allowed. The attacker wanted to fly the airplane into the Fed-Ex hub in Memphis and would likely have succeeded if the pilot had been unable to fly the airplane beyond its operational parameters. History has many more such stories of times when doing something the airplane wasn't supposed to do saved the day. You don't want a computer to control everything. There needs to be context for actions; and currently, only humans can really analyze that.

      Also plan on getting rid of anything smaller than a passenger jet, if you're going to require the same systems that those high-end airplanes carry. They're simply not feasible in terms of weight and price for smaller airplanes, though that is slowly changing.

      In the Sioux City crash, the pilot was using differential thrust from the engines to control the airplane. If you increase thrust on the right wing, it travels a bit faster and produces more lift, which causes it to raise a bit and the airplane to turn. The sweepback angle on the wing enhances this also, as the forward wing (the one on the outside of the turn) is effectively longer than the other wing. (That's a lot easier to illustrate visually.) Anyhow, the Sioux City incident is a perfect example of how necessary the pilots are.

      Finally, I know of jobs that pay a lot less and are more demanding on average. For instance, the dishwasher at your local restaurant works a lot harder day in and day out than the airline pilot who flew you to Cleveland last week. The reason we don't pay the dishwasher 100K per year (aside from the now exorbitant $1000 price for chicken-fried steak) is that there won't ever be a dishwashing emergency that will cost the lives of hundreds of people if not dealt with in the next 20 seconds.

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    233. Re:I don;t know about 9 by c4ffeine · · Score: 1

      Here's 3 of them:

      3. Flaming tennis

      2. The involuntary luge

      1. Motorcycle jousting

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    234. Re:I don;t know about 9 by rw2 · · Score: 1

      1) A single screw up isn't enough. Between the avionics and the co-pilot it takes several screw ups.

      2) There are lots of jobs where making mistakes kills people (mining? driving a greyhound? cops/firemen?). How come they don't make 250K a year?

    235. Re:I don;t know about 9 by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Cost almost 0?

      How about the 8 year commitment after school, where you can be sent to such lovely spots as Iraq, where folks are shooting at you?

      They don't pay in cash, they pay in RISK

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    236. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 1

      Did you read the fine print? Parent said: "... and let the idiots on the field make as much as schoolteachers or cops"... That would probably have an effect on the 'little thing called supply and demand'.

    237. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL! Great post. You sir, win.

    238. Re:I don;t know about 9 by CB-in-Tokyo · · Score: 0, Redundant
      As fast as an elk? Is that some kind of Canadian measure of velocity? Can you get a speeding ticket for going 2 elks in a school zone? What is the speed of light in elks?

      Is that an African, or European Elk?

    239. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      I think you're deluding yourself with the intelligent part... take a look around :)

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    240. Re:I don;t know about 9 by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      "On another note, for the purposes of accident insurance, deer are considere flying objects in Canada."

      Not surprising, given your proximity to the North Pole.

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    241. Re:I don;t know about 9 by mledet · · Score: 1

      Let me guess. They shouldn't make big money because being an elite athlete in a money soaked sport isn't difficult. Its much harder to be a fat fucker sitting at a computer pushing pizza, chips, and jolt cola's into your system while trying to figure out which "theme" looks best in your gnome setup. Of course, you deserve to make much more than teachers!

    242. Re:I don;t know about 9 by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      Piloting also takes a great deal of money...similar to being a doctor. Realize that every Certification requires 50-100 hours of practice and/or instruction at $75/hr on thru the roof! To even qualify to fly a single engine cesena at noon on a sunny day costs $5k- $10K in training expenses...You have to work thru 10-12 ratings to get anywhere near what a company would pay you for. That puts being a pilot up there [or maybe over] in cost with being a doctor. As well as the time to get there...you'd have to be professionally flying almost 10 years to get in at a major airline...or spend your time making less that it costs to keep up your education.


      It's not a very good business prop, even for being "overpaid".

    243. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

      African or ... oops, I mean ... French or English?

    244. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Did you watch the game on Sunday? Wow!" mindless sheep..

      Let me guess... you're a pale, pimple-faced geek who dresses in boots, faded black jeans and a black tee shirt and giggle in delight while trying to justify your pathetic existence by slamming what the proletariat does.

      Did I nail it or what?

    245. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Mithrandur · · Score: 1

      You could say the same for bus drivers. They don't make $250/yr, but if your bus needs to evade a drunk/stupid driver, you want him to do so successfully.

      Except that bus driver need to constantly monitor their job; they must be eternally vigilant for stupid drivers, etc.

      Airline pilots really do one thing: land the plane. Anyone with the requisite license (and flight training is faster than, say, college) could get the plane off the ground. The pilot doesn't do much once the plane is in the air; the autopilot hold the course.

      So the pilot lands the plane. This takes all of 15 minutes tops. They do this what? Four times a day? Six? So we pay them $250,000 for 500 hours of work?

      Really, when was the last time you heard about a pilot saving the lives on a plane when mechanical failure was not the root cause of the problem? We should be paying mechanics more, pilots less, and possibly developing a fly-by-wire system, so that planes can be launched and landed by ground-based pilots via remote.

      Especially in this airjack-paranoid era, we should not have controls in the plane. They should be in a secured area on the ground. You can't hijack a plane that doesn't have a stick. Modern comercial aircraft are largely fly-by-wire anyway.

      The worst that a hijacker could do in such a situation is kill the passengers and destroy the plane, rather than crash it into strategicly important targets.

      A land-based hijacking would be highly difficult. Ground security is a known art with centuries of history. Add an override system with a redundant backup, and you're set.

      Of course, we would need slightly smarter autopilots. They would need to know how to failover to a different airport if their primary destination became unavailable for whatever reason (existing load-balancing/fail-over technology). They would need to be able to route around extremely rough weather (whatever algorithm is used to move Starcraft units past obsticles, plus a sensor network to locate such weather). They would need to be smart enough not to crash when being landed badly (a rules-based, real-time expert system and sufficient sensors). They would need to be able to provide enough data to a ground operator to land them (extant instraments, good cameras, force feedback from landing gear.)

      I think the above hardware/software improvements would generally cost less than the difference between two pilots per plane and two pilots per runway, while providing sufficient other benefits.

      But the pilots union would never go for it.

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    246. Re:I don;t know about 9 by CB-in-Tokyo · · Score: 1
      As an ex flight instructor, and one who was on the path to get the eventual high salary of the trans-oceanic airline pilot, I can honestly say that the money in the Aviation indistry is terrible!

      When you start out in the industry, you are usually working as a flight instructor. Living well below the pverty level just to build up time and experience to get your first "Real-job." Unfortunately, you first "Real-job" will usually also be below the poverty level, but you will work at it to build time and experience.

      When you finally do break into the Big leagues (Many years later,) you will find yourself just above the poverty level for quite a few years as you fly as first officer in one of the smaller aircraft the company has.

      By this time, your future is set. You will advance based on your seniority. You will move up to Captain on the smaller aircraft based on when the people at the top retire. Then take a pay cut, and back down to F.O. on something larger. By the time you make it up to where you are taking in the big bucks, you will work for a few years, and then retire.

      Pilot's do not get into aviation for the money! They get into aviation because they love flying!

    247. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh and 2) Washed-up pro athletes in long-term contracts? Crap. All major sports athletes are overpaid primadonnas. Paying them millions because they can throw a ball only fuels consumerism. "Did you watch the game on Sunday? Wow!" mindless sheep.

      my ass - I hate (read: am jealous of) the fact that pro sports athletes make zillions for what they do, but the fact of the matter is that you've got is backwards: they don't get paid which fuels consumerism (wtf left-wing-nut-term-of-the-week is that?), they get paid exactly what the marketplace deems they are worth. The spending public pours money into those athletes via tickets, merchandise, etc. and that dictates how much they get. Don't like it - stop buying the jerseys, shoes, etc.

      btw - take your anti-capitalist propaganda elsewhere, it stinks.

    248. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...there won't ever be a dishwashing emergency that will cost the lives of hundreds of people if not dealt with in the next 20 seconds.


      are you sure about that?
    249. Re:I don;t know about 9 by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1
      Personally, they ought to have some kind of qualifying exam that lets anyone who wants credentials to test for them

      This similar to the problem in software development of not being able to "test in" quality. You want people with a certain amount and quality of training and it is simply not possible to test for everything a doctor/lawyer/engineer will learn during his period of education with a final, comprehensive "qualifying exam."
      So that leaves us with a system where in order to reach minimum acceptable quality, you have to control the training program and the Bar exam/etc is just a final qualifier to be sure the important stuff stuck.
    250. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      All "trickle-down" economics does is make sure the rich get richer faster.

      It certainly tends to create a lot of opportunities for this, especially when the distribution of wealth is *so* uneven (like now). One area where trickle-down economics (should it be called "trickle-up" ?) does work is in the development of new industries. People who are super rich are willing to make large, risky investments with at least some of their money. Small individual investors will stay away, and institutional investors will usually play it safe (the late 90's broke this trend temporarily, but I don't think that will happen again for a while). Anyway, in new industries this type of extra investment basically goes to research and development, helping technology and business mature faster than they would otherwise. I entirely agree with your points about established industries, however.

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    251. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, so Eisner's money goes to pad the pockets of a bunch of middlemen bankers, stockbrokers, lawyers, and yacht club employees. That's so much better for economy than if he had paid that money to his janitorial staff and they used it to buy cars and appliances.

      monied folks have a high tolerance for risk, they fund relatively high-risk, high return ventures

      Lets see some evidence of that. I would think that the "monied" generally don't have much real incentive to make even more money and would be more content to make low-risk investments that have a relatively steady return.

    252. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming of course, that the mechanic didn't already notice the engine was likely to fail and didn't say "oh fuck it".

      Sorry guys, the pilot is, in reality, only one small person. I think we need to pay ground grews more. They're the ones that contribute directly to aircraft safety. Not the pilots.

    253. Re:I don;t know about 9 by ttyp0 · · Score: 1
      What staggered me about the list was that CEO's as a body weren't included. Yes, the CEO's of underperforming companies are horribly overpaid, but you can't tell me that Michael Eisner actually did work equal in value to $700 *million*. Honestly, I rather doubt that its possible for anyone to do work worth 700 million

      While I agree on principle; how much work is $700 million? The pay rate for CEO's are derived from simple supply and demand. Strategic planning and vision may not equal $700 million in labor, but you're paying for their expertise and experience. Not just any joe off the street can walk in to a Fortune 100 company and become CEO. Most of these overpaid CEOs have been CEO's, Presidents and VP's of other Fortune 500 companies. When they walk on making over $50 million / year they are doing so bringing much experience and wisdom with them.

    254. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But ask yourself: do you really need that Radeon? Will it improve the quality of your life? All it's gonna do is make you waste a bit more time oggling the shiny new graphics in your games. It will not help you get any actual work done, just help you enjoy the times when you are not working.

      Even though you may have spent more time researching this card than a football fan spent looking at the jersey, you both buy them for the same reason: you think they will make your life better, despite the fact that they will not allow you to make money faster or better.

      (And what's the problem with being a sheep, as long as you are a happy, contented sheep?

    255. Re:I don;t know about 9 by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      >> Compensation for health risks should be
      >> considered.

      Forget about high pay, he should know what he is doing so he doesn't DIE. If the plane crashes, his 250k won't matter much if he doesn't live to enjoy it.

      Just less then 100k USD is more then enough to live a comfortable life style.

    256. Re:I don;t know about 9 by swillden · · Score: 1

      We need to consider what the seller of the securirities does with the funds before we can conclude that they have contributed.

      Okay, so consider it. What will the seller do?

      • Spend it. Money directly into the economy.
      • Save/invest it. Perhaps this will just result in the purchase of more second-hand securities, but in that case we have a new seller to consider. At some point this chain will terminate, either in investment that does something or in cash out to be spent.
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    257. Re:I don;t know about 9 by silverhalide · · Score: 1

      Heh, you laugh, a Boeing 777 can fly for 5 hours on one engine. Oh well.

    258. Re:I don;t know about 9 by DaveSchool · · Score: 1

      And all you use this video card for is GAMES!

      Does it really matter if you have 120fps or 150fps?

      And a little OT but; $30 football jersey, don't they typically go for $100+?

    259. Re:I don;t know about 9 by j33px0r · · Score: 1

      You need to be an officer to fly in the military (i'm sure there are a few exceptions to this) and you need to have a 4 year degree to become an officer(one or two rare exceptions to this rule). Any accredited college will do for your four year degree.

    260. Re:I don;t know about 9 by ShadowDrake · · Score: 1

      while you may be correct in that nobody needs a Radeon 9800XT in and of itself, it does serve a useful purpose as a video card. If you pull my Radeon (7000!), I can't use my computer to make money.

      Sports serve little useful purpose. While there might be some logic behind sports PARTICIPATION (exercise), watching sports has minimal practical benefit to society. Indeed, you often have extra problems due to sport (high stadium costs, rioting after large games)

      Moreover, we're all geeks here. Professional sports create well-proportioned males (by and large). That's an image we can't hope to compare to, as few members of the preferred sex take "wanna see my Radeon 9800XT?" as a pickup line yet.

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    261. Re:I don;t know about 9 by be-fan · · Score: 1

      My post is entire relavent. Specifically, its a response to this rant:

      "why not pay them FAIR salaries instead of EXHORBITANT salaries... Why should she be getting millions a year for singing... I think she's worth, maybe, $30K a year... maybe. "

      Due to the way the market works, their salaries are FAIR and they are worth exactly how much they are getting paid. They bring in so much money for their company, it makes sense that they should be heavily compensated in return. It doesn't matter what your opinion of their business is, you have to admit that they earn their keep. If they didn't, THEY WOULDN'T GET PAID SO MUCH!

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    262. Re:I don;t know about 9 by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Take Jerry Rice, certainly one of the best, but there are doubtless a few younger, but less well known, players who are close to their peak, who are as good physically as Jerry is at 40 something. If Jerry is playing he is going to pack in many more attendees than the less well known player. Part of the mystique is having a good team, was Jerry really that much better than Steve Largent or other contemporaries or was it the difference between Joe Montana and Dave Kreig. Another example is Magic Johnson, who filled up a stadium with the globetrotters, he certainly isn't as good as many shooting guards in the league today, but I doubt they could fill a big stadium just because they were coming back. You also have some local heros who wouldn't see nearly as much playing time with other teams, but because their good relative to their teammates they fill seats. Denver's old three amigo recievers were all cut repeatedly from every other team they tried to play for, but they did ok at Denver.

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    263. Re:I don;t know about 9 by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 1
      Thanks for some of the clarification. While I think pilots make a lot of money, I'm not sure about being overpaid.

      I did think it might be a lesser known fact that the engineering of a plane is becoming incredible reliable to the point that the human is becoming the least reliable piece of the puzzle. Now in commercial airline flights.

      I think that emergency overrides, and human congnition are critical to safty of passengers in airplanes in a specific set of situations. I wouldn't go up in the air with a computer program only running the thing. Even so, it'd probably be safer if pilots we're removed from the situation. Sure some of the things you mentioned would be catostrophic, however, how many other pilot mistakes would have been avoided.

      Statistically speaking, once the program was run with pilots standing by for emergency override for long enough, I wouldn't be surprised to find out, that having a computer run the whole thing is an order of magnitude safer. Even knowing that, it would creep me out to be on a plane that didn't have a human expert on board to handle emergencies.

      I'd rather die because of human mistake of a man with lots of training who was in the plane with me, rather then the mistake a of a slacker programmer on the ground (Note: I am a professional programmer, and stopped working in at a medical company when I realized my mistakes could cost people their lives).

      Kirby

    264. Re:I don;t know about 9 by mgooderum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm a private pilot and have several friends and relatives who work as pilots from the lowly cargo dogs flying single engine FedEx to a DC-10 captain at American Airlines.

      One - the $250k number probably represents the top 5% of pilots for compensation. Even the pilots earning those numbers took 10-15 years and spent a whole lot of $$ to get there - makes Med School look fast and cheap.

      Two - many (not all) pilots are paid all or mostly by the hour flown - they aren't paid for the hours of flight planning and prep or the days away from home. An international flight crew might easily be away from home 20 out of 30 days and that is gone for 24 hours, no family, maybe one phone call a day if the time you are on the ground lines up with the time your family is awake. Out of that remaining 10 days they may still have to get in their periodic training, reviews, etc.

      Three - yes computers can land the airplane all the way to the pavement. But they can only do it (today) at a handful of runways at a handful of airports with the right precision (Cat III ILS) approach. As a point of reference in all of California - the home of the most airports overall and the most airports which scheduled air service of any of the US states there are less than a dozen Cat III ILS approaches. Even that number is unusually large because of the relatively small (towns like Fresno) cities with Cat III because of the unique weather of the Central Valley (Tule Fog).

      Over the other 98% of the world you need a pilot to keep flying and land. Technology is rapidly improving and things like GPS will make more and more precision approaches possible but it will still take a pilot to land at the majority of runway ends in the world. And when shit goes wrong you want to land at the closest runway that you can get safely stopped in - not the one that the computer can use 30 minutes or an hour or more farther away.

      Computers are great at doing things requiring fast calculations and precise responses but the /. crowd should know more than most how hard it is to program reponses for when the situation departs "normal" parameters.

      Granted - people don't always do better - they typically still need some training and guidance for how to respond and tend to do poorly when flight departs completely from the norm. Look at the end result of events like the accidental thrust reverser deployments in 767s or the rudder failures in 737s. But in many of these events even the post-mortem reviews shows that the "window" to recover from these events is often 10 seconds or less. But other situations like the Souix City crash or the volcanic ash incident of Speedbird 1 (British Airways) show that the adaptability of a human crew is irreplacable.

      It is probably inevitable that computers will do more and more of the flying - they already do 80%-90% of the enroute flying and they typically fly most of the hard appraochees (at least on the "big" guys) with the pilot acting more as a director and flight computer programmer than a pilot. But think - as the pilots really fly less and less then how do they maintain their skills for the 5% of the time that they are really needed?

      So I think the pilots of the world earn every nickel the hard way.

    265. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Cassanova · · Score: 1
      Are you sure you want to hear this over the PA?

      "Ladies and gentleman, if you look on your left side you'll notice that the left engine is on fire. If you look to your right, you will notice that the right engine is also on fire. If you look down below you will see a small raft floating in the waters, and thats where I'm talking to you from. Dont worry, the computers will ensure you have a safe landing.
      Thanks for flying Fireball Airlines. See you again soon. Your captain. Over and out'.

      ;-)

    266. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the money doesn't get spent, it simply vanishes from the economy.

      While I may agree with you that some CEO's are overpaid (but remember that most examlpes that people point to are statistcally insignficant given the large number of companies in America, each with it's own CEO), I can't agree with your statement that their money, if not spent, simply vanishes.

      Their money is typically invested in other companies (in the form of stocks or bonds) which gives these other companies the capital they need to operate and employ many people who enjoy the "trickel down effect" of a weekly paycheck.

    267. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      jealousy, sweet sweet jealousy

    268. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Cromac · · Score: 1
      I'm wondering how pro athletes can manage to make so much money and at the same time taxpayers of major cities are more than eager to fork over their own money as well as their neighbors to have a stadium built for a team that quite blunty sucks, and then still have no problem paying $10 for a beer once it opens

      In Seattle the taxpayers voted to NOT build a new stadium, but the liberals in charge decided to raise taxes and do it anyway.

    269. Re:I don;t know about 9 by sydb · · Score: 1

      Thanks for reminding me. For a moment I forgot what I was.

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    270. Re:I don;t know about 9 by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many pilots have had to prove they can land an aircraft on "only 1 gear down, with half the engines off, and part of the control surfaces stuck" outside of a computer simulation. I'm hoping very few, because it endangers far less people. Plus, it helps with my point.

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    271. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      The same applies to musicians and athletes. If Alex Rodriguez generates $20 million in ticket sales every year (by simply just being there or by improving the performance of the Texas Rangers as whole, which generally leads to higher attendance rates, better television deals, and an increase in merchandise revenues), he's worth $20 million

      The only problem is ARod probably makes the Ranger's a worse team. Actually, it is more like paying ARod such a large portion of the teams salary budget prevents them from having a more complete team. You could get at least 4 decent player's for ARod's salary. The American League West is a classic example of how money alone doesn't buy a championship.

      2003 Salaries:
      1) Texas Rangers $103 million
      2) Seattle MAriners $87 million
      3) Anaheim Angels $79 million
      4) Oakland A's $50 million

      2003 Standings
      1) Oakland 96-66
      2) Seattle 93-69
      3) Anaheim 77-85
      4) Texas 71-91

      http://asp.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/salaries /d efault.aspx

      As for attendance, Oakland had slightly higher attendance than the Rangers. While Seattle and Anaheim had much higher attendance than both Oakland and Seattle.

    272. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      We pay pilots to save as many of us as they can when the turbine on number 2 spews metal into the hydraulic lines that run the control surfaces.

      But the question is, is it really worth it? Considering that pilots are just "along for the ride" almost all of the time, what's the cost?

      How many catastrophic situations arise on an airplane that a computer couldn't fix? Sioux City is a great example, but it's the only one I can think of. I'm sure you can think of more. Alaska Air flight 90 might be a counter-example, or for that matter ValuJet. Then again, who programs the computer to determine how serious a given alarm is?

      Back to is it all worth it: I seem to recall learning, post 9/11, that the "cost" of one dead passenger is about $2.7 million. When a safety issue arises, some oversight board does a calculation comparing the cost of the fix vs. the cost of failure, where cost of failure = chance of catastrophe x 2.7 million x number of passengers on the average 737 (or whatever plane is affected).

      So, what I'm getting at is, how many situations exist where human intervention saved the day? How many passengers did they save? Multiply that number by $2.7 million or whatever the "going rate" is. Compare that to how much have we been paying airline pilots over this same period.

      I'm not advocating one way or the other here, I'm just wondering how the math works out.

      It does seem ironic that airports are the only places I ever see subways with no human driver...

    273. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from a different AC:

      Watching sports and new graphics cards both server some, but little useful purpose. You seem to think that watching sports provides no usefull purpose. Here are some benefits you might have overlooked:
      Escape (good in small doses)
      Socializing - talking to people is good, sometimes all u have in common is sports.
      Insperation - seeing someone doing the best they ca is inspiring. You can't turn on the tv and see a programmer doing his best, or why would you want to?

      Games offer some of the samethings. We could do with out games and watching sports.

      "Moreover, we're all geeks here. Professional sports create well-proportioned males (by and large). That's an image we can't hope to compare to, as few members of the preferred sex take "wanna see my Radeon 9800XT?" as a pickup line yet."

      What the hell are you talking about their? No... don't tell me. I don't want to know.

    274. Re:I don;t know about 9 by thogard · · Score: 1

      Re: upper 1% of Americans
      The numbers are messed up because if you make $450,000,000 a year, your form gets marked $999,999. That messes up the numbers so bad I'm not sure anyone knows.

    275. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Ralgha · · Score: 1

      You're missing most of the "great investment" part of the equation. I'm working my way to some sort of decent paying flying job and am currently a flight instructor. I'll give you a quick rundown of what it's like.

      Though this may read like someone who doesn't like their job, I absolutely love my job. If I were doing this for the money, I'd have gone the route of computer engineering like my college degree says. So please don't infer that I'm complaining, I'm just trying to give you a look at one of the steps on the way to flying the "big iron".

      As far as monetary investment into my pilot and CFI certificates, it's probably somewhere between $20,000 and $30,000. That doesn't count money I'm still spending to remain current. This is on top of my four year college degree. Granted, doctors and lawyers have invested as much or more in their schooling, I'm not arguing that.

      I get paid (on average) $15 per hour of instruction given. If I'm not teaching, I'm not getting paid. When I get paid for 8 hours in one day (which is rare), it generally means I was at the airport doing work related to teaching for 16 hours that day.

      I work 7 days a week (taking random days off, but far far less than one per week), at any time of day my students want to fly. That means that I sometimes get back at midnight, and have to fly again at 6am.

      On top of the hours put in, it's not an easy job. I have to always be alert in the airplane and know where we are, what were are supposed to be doing, what we are actually doing, where other aircraft in the area are, and every little thing the student does. Students will frequently make mistakes that would at best damage the airplane without my quick intervention.

      Contrary to popular belief, there is no technology in most general aviation airplanes to help you find other traffic. It's all up to the pilot looking out the window. Even while looking dilligently out the window for conflicts, I've come within a fraction of a second of being hit by another airplane once, and had numerous other close calls.

      Additionally, if something happens to one of my students while I'm not with them (i.e. they are flying solo), it's my responsibility. If they crash, I'm the one who gets just about all of the heat. I can even get sued for situations with former students from years ago and I'll need to carry insurance against that.

      My monthly pay is on average around $1,000.

    276. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Blackhalo · · Score: 1

      It's not the flight training per se that makes a military aviator valuble to the airlines, but the flight hours that they accumulate while on the job.

      Nowhere else will you find an orginization outside the military willing to test, screen, train, employ and eventually loose to the higher paying airlines an employee.

      Also, it is not the figher jocks who the airlines are the least bit interested in, but the cargo piolts of C-5, C-17, C-141, and C-130's. That's the air lines want. I used to be a AGCS guy in the AF Reserves, and the bulk of our pilots were either those who had obtained a civilian commercial licence or were ex figher jocks looking to collect enough flight hours to even be looked at by the airlines.

      When my unit got called up for the first Gulf war, these guys were lining up to rack up enough hours to qualify for a commercial aviators job.

      I remember in college, a friend of mine who was dissapointed that he did not get a Tactical Air Command assighnmet and instead got Military Airlift Command. Little did he know he would have a 6 year advantage on all of the fighter jocks out there in getting to the higher paying arena of commercal flying. Which contrary to his beliefs was quite an endorsement of his skills. I mean, who is higher regarded, a pilot flying a single 20m$ aircraft, or a pilot flying a 50m$ aircraft with 50m$ in equipment or passengers?

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    277. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Whoever modded this down as redundant is toast, I just got up metamod you.

      Dumbass mods.

    278. Re:I don;t know about 9 by jafac · · Score: 1

      No.

      The single most dangerous thing about flying isn't pilot error. It's accountant error.

      When an accountant decides;
      "hey, if we just cut costs in maintenance.. . ." or
      "we need to hire cheaper pilots so our labor costs aren't so high. . . " or
      "lets work hard on union busting among the security guys. . . "

      Lots of bad things could happen.

      (what the pilot in Iowa did was called "porpoising" - he used the wing engines to steer - because the rudder was gone, because the tail engine's main rotor exploded and severed ALL THREE redundant hydraulic lines, because some damned accountant made the decision to reduce inspection frequency!).

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    279. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re: Stall- ANY aircraft can/will stall.

      Re: Sioux City, IA -
      UAL flight 232
      Capt. Al Haynes

      Actually it was flight direction "steering" via throttles due to
      a "holed" hydraulic tank rendering the normal flight controls USELESS.

      Incredible, amazing display of pilot skill.

      Spawned a study by an engineer at NASA ( JPL I think) that resulted in a new flight mode for some multi-engine jets allowing the flight director computer to aid the pilot in engine ONLY flight controls.
      This software can support a FULL flight regime including a walk-off landing.

    280. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Cutbacks in the Air-Force over the last 12 years mean many more pilots aren't ex-service, and start out owing huge student loans for their training than in the past. Private pilot training up through big jets level can cost more than a decent medical degree. Those that stick with it long enough to pay these off can do pretty well, but there is no way enough people would take the risk of a short career and being sidelined by worsening vision in middle age, or other health-safety risks, if they weren't reasonably certain they could stick it out past the loan repayment stage. Pilot's unions are far from powerful. The last few times they have tried to strike, the federal government has simply ordered them not to.

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    281. Re:I don;t know about 9 by baggins2001 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about flaps being available in this accident at Siox City. I believe they had complete hydraulic failure and were reduced to controlling by manipulating engine throttles alone.

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    282. Re:I don;t know about 9 by vsprintf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you look at the mean salary of all the people that TRY to be professional atheletes, I think you would be more satisfied with your CS/IT/Engineering/CowboyNeal salary.
      . . .
      If the one guy that makes a professional team pulls down $5 Million a year for his trouble, he's still only bringing the group average up to just under $30k a year. Makes your $60-100k/year sound pretty nice, doesn't it?

      What does "TRY to be professional atheletes" have to do with it? The kids in the local Special Olympics (bless their hearts) want to be professional athletes. In order to be a "professional", you actually have to be paid for doing work in your "profession" at some point. But, following your logic, you have to consider the millions of truly professional IT workers who are now unemployed or underemployed as burger-flippers or security guards who bring that average to far less than your supposed 60K. And those people put in just as much or more time in college as professional athletes - but studying, instead of playing, and usually at their own expense. And you won't find any coders making $5 million a year.
      Please, cry me no crocodile tears for professional athletes. I like to watch the local team play, but it doesn't mean the star running back is worth more than the local elementary school teacher.

    283. Re:I don;t know about 9 by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points you would have taken them all on FUNNY!

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    284. Re:I don;t know about 9 by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Ah, but being the best team is not the point, now is it? The point of a commercial sports team, as for any other commercial enterprise, is to generate income. The goal is _not_ to win - it is to sell seats and advertisements (directly, and through media deals). If the income from being a somewhat worse team with the guy is higher than being a better team without him, well, then having him is a good idea.

      In fact, you could argue that sports teams that are perennial - and much loved - hopeless underdogs have found a niche that they would be very unwise to forfeit by doing something as stupid as actually start winning again. Fas better to garner sympathy money and merchandizing than become another anonymous middle-of-the-pack team that nobody cares about. /Janne

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    285. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First, the fact that most accidents can be attributed, at least in part, to pilot error is no surprise. The word "most" implies a ratio. As the systems on airplanes become more reliable, and procedures more conservative, that leaves pilots who are getting both better and worse to make up the rest of the percentages.

      I don't know how true it is (from a book written years back by an anonymous commercial pilot), but pilot error is the first choice of explanations for airline execs. Pilot error affects one plane at a time. Badly designed, or poorly maintained, equipment indicts the whole fleet. Far better to say one guy screwed up than to admit you've been cutting corners on maintenance.

    286. Re:I don;t know about 9 by 0x20 · · Score: 1

      Oh, so your salary should depend on how difficult the job is? Then I guess professional football players should earn about as much as coal miners, fishermen, sweatshop workers, and so on. Sounds good to me. I agree.

    287. Re:I don;t know about 9 by LoztInSpace · · Score: 1
      But the question is, is it really worth it? Considering that pilots are just "along for the ride" almost all of the time, what's the cost?
      From various sources:
      ~$250K p/a
      Max 100 hours per month
      =~$208 per hour
      Assuming a 1/2 full plane that's about 1$ per passenger on the larger ones. I'd pay that.
    288. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      What country do you all live in? I only ask, because in my nation, state and local governments have spent litterally billions on building stadiums and arenas for sports. They routinely put dozens of extra police and emergency personnel on duty during sporting events at each one, often paying overtime wages. They allow impacts on traffic and travel that have often caused them to refuse parade permits to other groups wishing to practice free assembly. They consider funds for training young people to play these games to be part of educational funding, even though not one young athlete in a thousand grows up to make a living from it. Where is this land where the government is not involved?

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    289. Re:I don;t know about 9 by E_elven · · Score: 1

      Two questions for all of you:

      1) If you were offered a choice to buy, let's say a football ticket, for either whatever it costs now -$20, for argument's sake or for $5, would you pay $20 because the athletes 'deserve' it?

      2) Which would you rather want on strike, the pro footballers ($300,000.00+/year) or the garbage truck drivers (~$30,000.00/year)?

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    290. Re:I don;t know about 9 by onthefenceman · · Score: 1

      I am by no means endorsing the salaries that are paid to professional athletes. In terms of value added to society, they in no way justify the amounts of money they make.

      What I am saying is that you should not resent having chosen a more intellectual career path. I'll stand by my earlier statement that people who choose to shoot for a career in professional sports on average end up making a lower salary than people who shoot for a career in IT or engineering.

      There are always people on either end of the normal distribution. If you're on the dole this year, chances are it'll be someone else's turn in the shit next year.

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    291. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you may actually be referring to an incident where an airliner lost hydraulics, and thus all flight controls. The pilot managed to steer it down by manually vectoring the thrust of the engines (with only partial success). Since then, they have developed software to do the same thing in the event of a similar failure...inspired by that pilot's efforts.

    292. Re:I don;t know about 9 by GileadGreene · · Score: 1
      That may be the case, but from what I understand it's rather difficult to become a pilot in the military. For one thing, your uncorrected vision has to be 20/20 or better, which eliminates a whole bunch of people. By the way, as I understand it, "uncorrected" means just that: no corrective surgery, no glasses, no contacts.

      I don't think that's correct. Last I saw (this was about 4 or 5 years ago), the Navy required 20/30 vision or better, correctable to 20/20 (glasses or contacts) to get into the flight program. Post graduation from training you could drop as low as 20/70 (for "service group 1", which means you can fly anything), so long as it still corrected to 20/20. They didn't accept surgery back then, but I've heard rumors that has changed. Don't recall exactly what the Air Force standards are/were, but I think they were fairly similar to the Navy's.

    293. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Getting much poontang out of that?

      Spoken like a true Sophomore.

    294. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have been several incidents where the pilot did something outside of the rulebook that saved the airliner and the passengers' lives. You don't hear about them if they don't result in a crash, but they do happen now and then, and that is why we still need human pilots with good training.

    295. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Xtraneous · · Score: 1

      Neither; its dead-under-my-tires elk!

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    296. Re:I don;t know about 9 by GunFodder · · Score: 1

      Every movie, song, painting, sculpture or other work of art contributes nothing to the bottom line of society. Yet few would argue that the resources spent on art are wasted; art feeds our heads and makes life worth living.

      While sport is not an art it fills a similar need. Athletes redefine the limits of human ability and serve as role models of physical fitness. Amateur athletes can relate to professional sports in a direct way through their chosen sport. Professional sports also serve as a model which the rest of us can use to improve our own physical endeavors.

      Some might argue that sports are useless, but I would retort that they serve society better than endless hours of sitcoms or video games. People cannot perform at their peak unless their minds and bodies are fit, and this includes exercise. "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy".

    297. Re:I don;t know about 9 by galaxy300 · · Score: 1

      I remember a study that came along, not too far back, that said that when the home team won, the fans got laid. Your team lost? No sex for you! No useful purpose? I'd call that perpetuation of the species, for those that align themselves with the right team. Me? I'm a Marlin's fan.

    298. Re:I don;t know about 9 by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      What I am saying is that you should not resent having chosen a more intellectual career path. I'll stand by my earlier statement that people who choose to shoot for a career in professional sports on average end up making a lower salary than people who shoot for a career in IT or engineering.

      You still haven't offerred any proof of that assumption, although with your current wording I'd guess the statement would be true simply because people who chose IT or engineering would have more options than athletes.

      There are always people on either end of the normal distribution. If you're on the dole this year, chances are it'll be someone else's turn in the shit next year.

      Nope. The IT jobs are being outsourced. The NFL players don't have any worry about their position being outsourced to India during the game.

    299. Re:I don;t know about 9 by jpmorgan · · Score: 1
      The reason we don't pay the dishwasher 100K per year (aside from the now exorbitant $1000 price for chicken-fried steak) is that there won't ever be a dishwashing emergency that will cost the lives of hundreds of people if not dealt with in the next 20 seconds.

      You haven't seen my sink, then.

    300. Re:I don;t know about 9 by fitzsimj · · Score: 1

      You want to know why were in a recession? Its simple, really. The people earning that money don't spend it.

      What the hell are you talking about?!

      It's very likely that this money is going into stocks or at 'worst' tax shelters like municipal bonds. That money is being reinvested in public companies or into the well-being of the local economy.

      Nobody stuffs $700 million under a mattress. Just because 'golden toilet' sales are still down doesn't mean the money has vanished.

    301. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      More to the point, someone like a baseball player puts themselves in dangerous situations (for example, standing near an object traveling at 95+ miles per hour) for maybe $8M per year while an A-list actor makes $20M per picture.

    302. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here's a couterexample to all this BS.

      Bus-drivers don't get 6-figure incomes. Yet every time you set foot on a bus you are putting your life in the hands of the bus-driver. Also the bus-driver is endangering the lives of everyone (cars, bikes, pedestrians) on the street.

      Bus-driving is a special skill that requires specific training. If you've only driven an automatic-transmission Camry and you hop behind the wheel on a Greyhound, you'd probably kill someone.

      Many, MANY more people get killed on or by buses every year than on or by planes. And plane flight is much more automated that bus-driving, which is still completely manually controlled at every instance.

      SO, by the above reasoning bus drivers are either vastly undercompensated in our society or major-airline pilots vastly overcompensated.

      It all comes down to the irrational risk-perception. We "perceive" death on a plane to be horrific, fiery and awful compared to the "mundane" bus-crashes. This is of course completely untrue, but for some reason dropping from the sky seems much more dramatic than a mass of squashed bodies resulting from a bus crash.

    303. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Superfarstucker · · Score: 1

      It costs a lot of money to create a total puppet. Furthermore, their exhorbant salaries go into creating the mystic that draws people to buy their product in the first place. It's not rocket science. It's simple business. There is a reason why everyone screams that the record labels are making a killing for what they are selling, and the "stars" are a big joke. It's true, but it's a selling point in music at the time.

      Sports players lock themselves into an exclusive monopolistic position. It's easy to believe the persuasion that professional sports players are some clan of elite people, but I conjecture that there is very much talent within the college ranks that is dismissed. It's artificial scarcity. In the end, the people who make the decisions are profiting off the deal so it doesn't bother them in the slightest to pay their players insane salaries.

    304. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Too bad the computer is what does the major work now on any modern jet-liner. You don't even need the pilot to land it anymore... Basically they are there as a backup to the computer system now.

      Heh, now you're just proving the other guy's point...

    305. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll go against the grain here. Pilots are way, way over paid. At least at the major airlines. The truth is the whole system is screwy. An entry level commercial pilot at a regional carrier makes squat and flies all the time. Actually flies, mind you, not just pushes buttons on a big jet. Landing a small prop plane in T-storm is not like landing a 747 in the same weather. And with all those trips they end up flying way more people, in more dangerous situations, than the senior captains who make one trip a month to the Orient! So why is the the senior captain the one making $300,000/yr? One could even argue that the controllers are the ones that have the toughest job. They can't just sit back and put it on auto-pilot. I won't even mention Greyhound bus drivers.

    306. Re:I don;t know about 9 by xheotris · · Score: 1
      Bull. You don't know what you're talking about. Who modded this as "informative??" DISinformative would be more accurate.

      Computers reduce the workload to increase safety. The "computers" (meaning the FMS, autopilot, and FADEC throttles) do what they are commanded to by the pilots- FMSs are programmed to navigate, the autopilot accepts commands from the FMS, and autothrottles are tied in for descents, climbs, and CATIII autoland procedures. It's still pilots evaluating conditions and selecting routings, altitudes, and speeds to respond to environmental conditions and other factors, like traffic and airspace restrictions. Show me the "computer" that can thread it's way through a line of thunderstorms on approach. The truth is, computers suck when the situation goes down the tubes. Show me the computer that can troubleshoot a problem such as loss of power. Sure, the FADEC can shut down the engine, but can it determine what caused the problem? How about the poorly understood phenomena of tailplane icing? Recovery from a stall where tailplane ice is involved is totally different from a normal stall, but the flight regime is nearly identical- low speed, high angle of attack. Heck, even regular icing. The first thing done in icing is to kick off George, because an autopilot will just keep on adding elevator trim and throttle without regard to WHY it needs to change flight control settings, which can lead to a trim stall or prevent recovery from a stall due to aerodynamic forces. Hell, show me the autopilot that can correctly diagnose a microburst situation and recover from it. They can't, because they just follow a formula to produce a desired flight condition. They cannot speculate, theorize, project, or act proactively when conditions suddenly change.
      Pilots of large aircraft are highly compensated for several reasons:
      • They are highly trained. ATPs must go through recurrent training and several checkrides each year in the simulator, and must know the emergency procedures without reference materials. In the middle of a crisis. Correctly, the first time. ATPs must also go through a full medical exam every six months.
      • Salaries are high because over a lifetime, pilots earn about what other professions earn on average. Whoever said that regional pilots earn about $30K a year was highballing it; commuter crews typically start at $15K. That's after spending nearly $30K to get their basic ratings and then spending at least two years or so building enough time to be hired under Part 135 or 121. So think about it: 5 years at $15K, another four or five at $30K to $50K, that's ten years at an average salary of about $25K a year. Try saving for retirement on that. And keep in mind, you HAVE to retire at 60. If you want to keep working after that, kiss that salary goodbye. Not every pilot makes $215K at the majors, either; that's a senior captain flying international routes in the biggest hulls. A better figure is $120-150K on average.
      • The exciting opportunity of being furloughed at any time. You don't earn that high salary when you're not working. The furlough situation makes for a tough decision: If you quit to work somewher else, you give up whatever seniority you have, and go to the bottom of the pile elsewhere, which makes you even more vulnerable to a later furlough.
      • Keeping your nose squeaky clean. A single DUI can result in suspension (or revocation!) of your licenses, and is a black mark that will almost guarantee you won't get hired by any major again, ever.
      So yeah, becoming a pilot in the majors is super-great! Being a pilot is as easy as driving a car. It's so easy, Zebu the monkey could do it.
      Heck, it can't be any harder than typing out mindless replies on Slashdot...
    307. Re:I don;t know about 9 by dustinmarc · · Score: 1

      1) If you were offered a choice to buy, let's say a football ticket, for either whatever it costs now -$20, for argument's sake or for $5, would you pay $20 because the athletes 'deserve' it?

      This argument does not hold water. Ticket prices are not set by athletes. Franchise owners will charge as much as they can for tickets no matter what the payroll of the athletes is. The best example of this is college athletics. Ticket prices to a big name college athletic event are just as much as they are to pro sporting events and colleges don't pay their athletes millions.

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    308. Re:I don;t know about 9 by 2logic · · Score: 1
      Everytime I hear the argument that Pro_Athletes are over paid it drives me crazy. What no one seems to realise is that pro athletes are nothing but advertsing draws for their owners. They are paid 10Million a year because the owner is hoping that that one player will contribute more than 10 million in advertising dollars. The better/bigger the players the more people go to the games. The more people at the games the more ad signs cost in the stadium, the more ticket sales, more tv viewers, more tv money, more radio money, more merchandising.

      Rightly so, but your argument has nothing to do with being overpaid.

      We all know that profesionnal sports teams are run just like any other business. It might explain why athletes have such high salaries, but it does not make it "ok" to pay athletes that much money. I'm not saying owners should keep all the money either...

      But can someone honestly say it's ok/normal for a profesionnal athlete to make 100 times more money than any school teacher/nurse/fireman/whatever.

      I understand the business of sports and why people watch them. I'm not saying it's the "right thing to do" or anything, but I'm just not part of that crowd.

      If someone can come up with super star nurses or teachers that millions will follow, I might reconsider.

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    309. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I highly doubt it was an accountant that made the decision. More then likely, the accountant said "the ends aren't meeting" to a manager of some sort, and the manager decided where to cut costs. Or the manager just decided that he would save money if he reduced inspection frequency. Or even worse... a consultant. The accountants really only handle the details of the money, while the managers really make the decisions.

    310. Re:I don;t know about 9 by TapTapTheChisler · · Score: 1

      If you can draw a crowd of 20,000 82 times a year (in the NBA) who are willing to pay $20-$100 to watch you play, you deserve all that money. You probably hate sports because you have no athletic talent. Although that cripple Grant Hill is certainly overpaid...

    311. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They operate at a loss for a few years because the big money comes in when/if they eventually win. The bigger players want to come play for their organization which in turn brings in more people/money.

    312. Re:I don;t know about 9 by jwjcmw · · Score: 1
      I think you are right...partially. If someone comes in to a company and turns things around, they are entitled to a portion of the money that comes in. Also, a pro athlete that generates advertising revenue should get a fair portion of that. But the way many of the contracts for both jobs are being written, the employee has no risk. Often times their compensation is not at all tied to performance, and some of the CEO's seem to have clauses built in that compensate them even more in the case of a bust.

      CEO's, other upper management, musicians, actors and sports stars should be paid a fair salary for the work they are doing and then be compensated with bonuses based on long term performance.

    313. Re:I don;t know about 9 by BHearsum · · Score: 1

      Mmmkay....what about a programmer? Not any old Joe off the street can walk in to a Fortune 100 company and become a programmer. Most of these underpaid coders have been coders for other Fortune 500 companies. When the walk on making $(amount) / year they are doing so brining much experience and wisdom with them.

      See? It work's for other jobs too, why is being a CEO considered more difficult than any other job?

    314. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do people that buy a $30 football jersey with their team's logo on it look at the craftsmanship of the item

      Some people like to show where their loyalties are.

      No different than having a license plate from of your university or your greek letters.

    315. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What is the speed of light in elks?

      about 78 mph.

      wanna know my BAC at the time?

    316. Re:I don;t know about 9 by ttyp0 · · Score: 1

      This is what I'm talking about, supply and demand. We (I'm a programmer) are a dime a dozen now. There is such a large supply of qualified programmers our salaries have dropped. Companies are even outsourcing to India where labor is even cheaper. The number of qualified CEOs is significantly less, which is why they demand such salaries.

    317. Re:I don;t know about 9 by j33px0r · · Score: 1

      If you are talking about paying for your own license upgrades then you have my sympathy. I don't doubt the prices for an instant. My friend had the luxury of his training and upgrades paid for via AA (he's actually with american eagle atm) Before he took this position he was making about the same amount per month (and not a whole lot more than that for the first few years even after signing with AA)

      I imagine you'll know the numbers, but i'm sure it was outrageously expensive when he upgraded to flying jet engines. Not the kind of money that most people could afford to pay on their own. At the same time however, i doubt (at least hope)too many people flying the big planes actually had to pay for their own upgrades.

    318. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a fucking commie? Athletes generate billions of dollars for the sports and advertising industries. Athletes are highly paid but not overpaid. They are paid what they worth: a huge amount of money to everyone involved.

    319. Re:I don;t know about 9 by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      text of the com of UAL232 prior to landing in Sioux City, video

    320. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two questions for you:

      1) If you were offered a choice to sell, lets say a car for whatever the market value is - $20000, for argument's sake or for $5000, would you sell for $5000 because the buyer said he was an unemployed commie?

      2) Why don't you move to Communist China?

    321. Re:I don;t know about 9 by onthefenceman · · Score: 1

      You're right that NFL players typically don't have to worry about their jobs being outsourced. But MLB right-fielders have to worry about losing their positions to Japanese heavy-hitters, NBA players have to worry about being dunked on by Chinese recruits, and IRL drivers have to worry about being upstaged by European talent.

      I work for one of the big three automotive companies and I see the effects of foreign competition every day. The fact is as more and more countries hit their stride on the technological learning curve, we had all better start doing what we do better and cheaper or plan to do something else.

      To a certain extent I believe that Americans need to face the facts that we lead a priveleged existence. Our standard of living is higher than almost anywhere else in the world, but this isn't something to be taken for granted. If the job you want isn't available at the salary you want to make because someone halfway across the world is willing to do it cheaper, maybe it isn't a streak of bad luck but a new reality that you (and we) need to become accustomed to. Supply and demand doesn't just apply to physical products, but talents and abilities too. If the worldwide supply of a certain level of IT talent is growing and the demand (jobs) are constant, you can bet that the price (salary) is going to drop.

      I didn't intend for this discussion to be about outsourcing and international competition. I am also not singling anyone out - if you have lost your job, I am sorry and I wish you the best of luck in finding a career that makes you happy and successful. However, if you are unemployed, you shouldn't be bitching about it on slashdot. You should be in school, job-hunting, working part-time, volunteering, studying, and budgeting the money you do have. Why not consider teaching? Schools across the US are in dire need of teachers, especially in math and science. Most people on this site have a strong math/science background and many school districts are willing to waive teaching certificate requirements if you want to try your hand at it.

      The point that I wanted to get across was that the intellectual career path still offers better rewards on average than the athletic one and you shouldn't regret having chosen an intellectual one (I am assuming there are no professional athletes here...). I have presented no evidence to this effect, and I would be hard pressed to get the statistics myself, so I am not going to pretend I have them. I would, however, put up a decent sum of money if you can present facts to the contrary.

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    322. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know because my brother in law is a starting quarterback in the NFL.

    323. Re:I don;t know about 9 by ShadowDrake · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about their? No... don't tell me. I don't want to know.

      Imagine what a desirable member of your preferred sex is thinking. "Do I go out with the football team player, or the science team?

      Eliminate the football team and you look a lot better.

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    324. Re:I don;t know about 9 by swillden · · Score: 1

      Plenty of teams are worse or even with the Clippers: Utah.

      Yeah?

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    325. Re:I don;t know about 9 by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      So your saying to make buses safer we should pay the drivers more?

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    326. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you eat shrooms

    327. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuts to that.

    328. Re:I don;t know about 9 by s.fontinalis · · Score: 1

      How you got modded insightful I'll never know. Like most complicated mechanical things, airplanes have added numerous failsafes and warnings.

    329. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not talking about current record (especially meaningless so early in the season), I'm talking about actual talent/ability. Since they lost Stockton and Malone, Jerry Sloan is the best thing Utah has going for them. It'll be interesting to see if he can coach his scrubs into a respectable record this year, but let's wait until the end of the season. For now, I'd say they are on par with the rest of the teams in the NBA cellar. Including the Clippers.

    330. Re:I don;t know about 9 by multimed · · Score: 1

      We just have to agree to disagree there--having seen the level of play at playgrounds in NYC, I truly believe that there are a number of those guys could play in the NBA but didn't make it for reasons other than the quality of their game. But that's not my point, and not the way I took the explanation in the article. They explicitly said "Pro athletes at the top of their game deserve what they earn for being the best in their business. It's those who sign whopping, long-term contracts after a few strong years, and then find their talents vanish, who reap unconscionable sums of money." This is a fact of system with players associations/unions that have a monopoly on the market of pro level talent. Were pay tied more directly to performance, I don't think there'd be an argument. But with the current system, young players, especially low draft picks or undrafted free-agents who perform at the highest level, are vastly underpaid while some veterans who signed long-term contracts at their peak, are grossly overpaid for their performance. It's not the tired "pro athletes are a bunch of overpaid blah blah blah" argument.

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    331. Re:I don;t know about 9 by devphaeton · · Score: 1

      [b] Heh, you laugh, a Boeing 777 can fly for 5 hours on one engine. Oh well.[/b]

      Yeah! but where do you see up there an indication that the right engine is still functional/attached to the plane/not full of geese?

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    332. Re:I don;t know about 9 by gaijin99 · · Score: 1
      Companies are even outsourcing to India where labor is even cheaper. The number of qualified CEOs is significantly less, which is why they demand such salaries.
      Friend, I'll guarantee you that the combination of skills and talents necessary to run a company aren't scarce. Uncommon, possibly, but no more so than programming ability is uncommon. It is not a matter of supply and demand. Tens of thousands of people graduate from business schools every year. Hundreds of thousands acquire skill in managing business. Yet, out of this quite large pool of talent (I find it difficult to believe that anyone could have done *worse* than Eisner) we have a self-selecting body of overpaid do-littles.

      Bear in mind that many corporations hire a body of CEO's of other corporations to decide a) who gets hired, and b) what he will make. The market is not a factor in this process.

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    333. Re:I don;t know about 9 by petecarlson · · Score: 1

      the problem with that is that the statistical probibility of having an accident is too low. There are too few accidents to collect meaningfull data.

    334. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...only a couple hundred are good enough to be benchwarmers in the NBA.

      I won't dispute this for a second. But, I do find one thing funny about it. That statement is going to pretty much always be true. No matter how good or bad all of the basketball players in the US are, only a couple hundred will be good enough to be in the NBA. That's because there's a fixed number of teams, and there's a fixed number of players per team. The NBA is going to pick the top few hundred players, and by definition the rest will be worse, and not good enough for the NBA. If a mysterious basketball-ability-sucking virus swept the entire Earth overnight and suddenly all basketball players were only half as good as they were before, then still there would only be a couple hundred players who were good enough for the NBA. Conversely, if some new basketball training regimen were developed, and 100,000 people devoted years to it and became 10 times as good as they otherwise would have, there would still only be a couple hundred players who were good enough for the NBA. Would the salaries change if either of those things happened?

      Now, the fact that you mention 300,000,000 Americans is interesting too. If 0.01% of those people are really serious about basketball, then that's still 30,000 people. So, less than 1% of those people are good enough. These people are in the top 1% of the serious basketball players, so they are a few standard deviations above the mean. On the other hand, that's 30,000 people that are really serious about basketball, and I bet at least 29,998 of them would LOVE to be one of the few who is allowed to be in the NBA. So, in a way, if you want to talk about supply and demand, there is only one slot for every 100 people that want that slot. So maybe the players should be playing for free or should be paying money for the privilege of being in the NBA.

      Here's another way of looking at it. There is only one top player in the NBA. NBA teams know that they can sell out games, sell more advertising, etc., if they are a winning team. There is a huge difference in profit for the champions vs. some team with a losing record. So, financially, it's critical to have the best players. You can really only get the experienced players from other teams within the NBA. It's (almost) a closed system. So, it becomes an arms race between teams. They want to get the good players for themselves and deny the other teams the good players, so they pay what they need to in order to make that happen. In that sense, it's not about what the players deserve. It's about what advantage a team can earn by throwing money at the problem.

      I think it's also important to point out, though, that basketball has money to give as a result of the fact that it's popular. Still, being the world's top squash player may be just as hard a skill to develop and just as rare as exceptional natural ability goes, but because squash is not as popular as basketball, the world's top squash player is not compensated as well. So, the compensation is about having exceptional talent (and putting in lots of work), but it's also about having the talent and choosing the right sport to be naturally talented in.

      In that sense, it's not exactly just. But then, social structures being what they are, it basically works out that people who do popular stuff will be rewarded more than people who do unpopular stuff. Society conspires (maybe a little bit of a strong word, but not way too strong) to ensure that it gets what it wants, and those who can appease society will (usually) be rewarded for it.

    335. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Banjonardo · · Score: 1

      How much do you think a truck driver also in the 'big league' makes?

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    336. Re:I don;t know about 9 by gaijin99 · · Score: 1
      The money that doesn't get spent gets put into some sort of financial instrument, which then is put back into the economy in the form of money that can be used as capital. It certainly doesn't just 'dissapear' unless the owner keeps it all in larg bills under their mattress.

      Absolutely correct, to a point. Unfortunately, after that point your argument falls apart. The key word here is "invests". The highly paid person does not simply give this money to a "financial instrument", he expects to get more money back out. Where does that money come from? If you said "the economy" you're correct.

      The stock market is an ideal example of this. The only real contribution the stock market makes to the economy is during an IPO, or other stock sales by a company. Those are the only times when money flows out of the stock market, and into the economy. Other than these rare instances, the stock market is a money sink; a genuine zero sum game. The *only* way you can make money buying and selling stocks is if someone else looses money. Generally it will be the smaller, less skilled and powerful, players who loose money. So Mike Eisner, who can hire good stock gamblers, wins, while Effe Mae, day trader, looses. Money flowing out of the economy, and into a non-spending person's pockets.

      The supply of money is finite. It is expanding, yes, but unfortunately the rate of expansion seems to be slightly smaller than the rate of absorbsion. If this year there are X dollars in the economy, and the upper 1% controls 35% of those dollars, and next year there are X+1 dollars, but the upper 1% controls 36% of those dollars we still have a recession despite the fact that the total number of dollars is increasing.

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    337. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Banjonardo · · Score: 1
      The argument is, if Disney didn't pay him that much, someone else would snap him up, and the benefit he has for the company is worth more than the 700 million. So yes, to them, he IS worth that much.

      Weird, isn't it?

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    338. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't accept surgery back then, but I've heard rumors that has changed.

      My buddy recently graduated from Army Aviation flight school. A student in his class had surgery to correct his vision. Apparently, after a 3 year study, the Armed Forces are now accepting pilot applicants with corrected vision. I was told they were most concerned about the effects at high Gs or crash events.

      Mention of the adjusted requirements here.

    339. Re:I don;t know about 9 by petecarlson · · Score: 1

      Being a pilot is like being a professional athlete (for life).????? What??? You have had two CAL reconstructions and could still fly for Delta. How is that like being a pro athlete for life? Most of the pilots I work with are overweight.
      Article: Pilots for the majors make too much money.
      Cavemanf16: Flying an F16 (nice plane by the way) requires skills similar to a pro athlete.
      Me: Are we reading the same article here?

    340. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The people earning that money don't spend it. Not because they're malicious, but because you *can't* spend $700M, not unless you're buying solid gold toilets every day, or something equally silly.

      No no no... it's a fur sink, an electric dog polisher, and a gasoline powered turtleneck sweater.

    341. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok , i'm a pilot for a major, i'm not going to try and justify my wage, i know what i have had to do to get here and i know what i am going to have to do for the next 20 years to stay here.
      if it is so easy, you do it!

      captain $200k
      skycap $100k

      you tell me, who is overpaid.

    342. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are missing the point entirely,

      you can pay the engineer a million a year and he can still say WTF because he wont be there when the SHTF.

      engineers don't make the air safe, boeing and airbus along with the pilots and their training infrastructure do

    343. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering your language and poor grammer the kids are probably very lucky you were thrown off the school board.

    344. Re:I don;t know about 9 by _LMark · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. My father who is a pilot has said the same on numerous occasions. He got to listen to the Alaska Air flight that went down's voice recorder of the last 5 minutes or so before it crashed and said that from what they can tell those guys were doing everything as they were supposed to based on training. They couldn't see the whole picture and thus their actions may have made the situation worse.

      It could be said that this was pilot error. However, how accurate would that be if they were following their training, standard procedure and all that?

      It comes down to this. Any fatal accident will be blamed on pilot error because the pilot isn't there to defend himself (herself).

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    345. Re:I don;t know about 9 by anaplasmosis · · Score: 1

      There are American football Leagues in Europe???

    346. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1

      Well, that's the problem. We're just intelligent enough to get bored. So we demand entertainment. Look at the number of posts relating to entertainment to Slashdot before anyone thinks we're better here than the sports watching masses.

    347. Re:I don;t know about 9 by fataugie · · Score: 1

      But the question is, is it really worth it? Considering that pilots are just "along for the ride" almost all of the time, what's the cost?

      I have a feeling, if you were sitting in 12A when the shit hit the fan, you'd be willing to empty your bank account.

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    348. Re:I don;t know about 9 by RupW · · Score: 1

      There are American football Leagues in Europe???

      I think they're talking about basketball. But there *is* an American Football World League with teams across Europe.

    349. Re:I don;t know about 9 by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Smith, is that you Mr. Agent Smith?

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    350. Re:I don;t know about 9 by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > It's not a very good business prop, even for being "overpaid".

      Yes, the people mentioned ARE overpaid. The problem isn't totally with pilots in general being overpaid, but the disparity between entry-level pay and experienced pay. If the training costs so much, the entry-levels ought to be paid better to pay off loans/bills, then have more subtle pay raises.

      I don't care what "dangers" people can make up in anecdotes, >99% of the time, jetline pilots these days will never need to do anything past standard automated procedures. That 1% of the time does not require enormous pay 100% of the time.
      Trying to save himself from smashing into the ground is probably the #1 factor during a problem, and the pilot is usually not (IMHO) going to be worrying about the 300 people behind him, cuz if they go, he goes, so saving his own ass is in everyone's best interests, in such a case.

      Now, if he does something exceptional, he may deserve a bonus or something...

    351. Re:I don;t know about 9 by PPGMD · · Score: 1
      That's 25% from a single University, UND has about the same enrollment as ERAU, and then there are the numerous Pro-Pilot schools (Flight Safety, Mesa, etc), and the PFT/PFJ scams/schools (Pay for Training or Job), on top of that there are the various of little flight schools at the thousands of airports and FBOs.

      The last numbers I saw out from ALPA (may they die a painful death) is that a majority were coming from civilian channels during the mid-1990's to 2000.

      In fact Southwest Airlines won't even interview a canidate (this policy has been enforced on and off over the past few years) unless they have a 737 type rating, which unless you flew those in the Navy Reserve, no military-folks would have.

    352. Re:I don;t know about 9 by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I'm sure you won't have a problem if you use gamma rays

      Oh, great. Give them ideas. Next thing you know, we'll have The Helk (TM, Morval Comics)) running around... An enormous green reindeer with a temper shorter than CmdrTaco's penis. No, it's not supposed to make sense.

    353. Re:I don;t know about 9 by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > sports are very entertaining, and thus a form of production. Sure, it's a pretty hedonistic point of view

      Of course Pro Sports are productive. Exactly the same way that Hollywood or recording studios are. They produce entertainment.

    354. Re:I don;t know about 9 by FroMan · · Score: 1

      You want to know why were in a recession? Its simple, really.

      You are right. We are not in a recession. Infact, if you would look around and read papers, internet, etc...

      We have had strengthening indicators in all sections of the economy; productivity, capital spending, consumer spending, salaries, unemployment.

      In short the economy is not just turning around, it is looking bright. Putting money into the pockets of people who earn it is the best way to keep the economy looking bright. That does not include taxing success into medicore submission, not paying people who the free market will bear, and giving free hand-outs to those who do not contribute.

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    355. Re:I don;t know about 9 by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Nonono. The ground is.

      Even if there's no gravity the ground would still be dangerous :).

      Now what was that saying again? The one that goes something like: AA guns = 15%. SAM = 50%. Ground = 100%. Darn can't remember.

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    356. Re:I don;t know about 9 by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yah but what sort of training?

      http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v01/n1608/a06.htm l? 1833

      Perhaps in his dope smuggling days he did lots of dead stick night landings on unmarked dirt air strips in near pitch darkness?

      No wonder he was calm ;).

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    357. Re:I don;t know about 9 by swillden · · Score: 1

      I don't actually disagree with you; just couldn't pass up taking a dig ;-)

      Utah's problem for years has been an inability to hang onto their talented players. Utah's front office has shown a great ability to pick out young, unrecognized talent from deep in the draft and then turn them into very capable, very valuable players just to have them run off to other teams.

      I think part of the reason is money, in a small market like Utah, the Jazz just can't raise the funds to pay like most of the other teams, and I think much of the rest is just lifestyle. Lots of the ballplayers prefer bigger cities with better nightlife and more things to do. Utah is unbeatable as a place to live if you prefer the great outdoors to the party scene; skiing, mountain biking, camping, hunting, fishing, rock climbing -- you name it, we've got some of the best around. But that's not what most of the players like (and they're probably contractually barred from doing some of it).

      Sloan is a great coach, but he's also part of the problem, because he's a real hardass. A few players see the game the same way he does: as a job you're paid very well for and had better work damned hard at. He doesn't care if his players are having fun, their morale is their problem, they should do the job they're paid for! Stockton, Malone, Hornacek, etc., all took the same workmanlike view and the team did well. However, most of the younger talent that has come and gone hasn't liked it and hasn't liked playing for Sloan -- regardless of the fact that he largely polished them into what they are.

      Anyway, that's my excuse, what's yours? ;-)

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    358. Re:I don;t know about 9 by TheLink · · Score: 1

      The only way I see it's like a pro athlete is that one little error of judgement by someone "on the field" (not just you) could severely affect your whole career.

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    359. Re:I don;t know about 9 by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Well it depends. Since you're talking money, people tend to view airlines with "pilot saves the day" scenarios significantly better than "no survivors".

      That does translate to a bottom line. Whether an airline would make more money by paying pilots less and paying mechanics more, or the other way round, or doing something different, is something that the airlines have to work out. Most of the time its just easier to copy someone who seems to be doing ok. Which could lead you to the "CEO's of poorly performing companies are overpaid" statement ;).

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    360. Re:I don;t know about 9 by devnull17 · · Score: 1

      Wow. A Slashdot sports discussion.

      A-Rod was just an example. I agree that his salary is killing Texas, just as Manny Ramirez is severly limiting the flexiblity of my beloved Boston Red Sox. Billy Beane, on the other hand, is worth a bloody fortune. :)

      The next few months are going to be very interesting for Major League Baseball. There are lots of big-name free agents out there, and the last two world champions were relatively low-budget teams who basically came from nowhere and had no big stars.

    361. Re:I don;t know about 9 by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      I bet you are retarded in your land too.

      Of course local governments get involved in the manner in which you speak. However, what the original poster and I were referring to was a practice where the government step in and take massive amounts of the players money and redirects it to where it is most needed, which would be, in your specific case, The Center for free lobotomies.

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    362. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Eil · · Score: 1


      As a former military aircraft maintainer, I agree with this. (I worked on avionics, though, which are arguably more complex and demanding than "mechanics.") The first thing you have to realize is that military aircraft are coddled and babied to an extreme. There are strict regular inspection and rebuild schedules, the maintenance personnel have to follow written procedures for *everything they do* and face anything from a stern reprimand to possible discharge if they don't. The aircraft are generally flown two, maybe three times a week on average.

      Commercial airline maintence, by comparison, is utter chaos. The underpaid, overworked employees are civilians that often come from a 2-year college. All emphasis is on getting the repairs done quickly, and the aircraft are more likely to break down since they're in the air almost more than they're on the ground. After hearing some pretty bad horror stories about several near-catastrophes and boneheaded careless mistakes that would have ended hundreds of lives, I tend to tremble a little each time I step onto a commercial plane.

      So obviously, seeing what I've seen and hearing what I've heard, I say pay the maintainers more and give them the resources to do the best job that they possibly can. Sadly, it has to be things like the Concorde accident that pushes corporate airlines to give their maintenance shops better resources and practices rather than common sense.

      (Sidenote: after a couple of careless would-be-fatal mishaps at one Air Force base, the commanders of the maintenance sections all agreed that for a year, all maintenance personell were required to ride along on at least one training mission about every three months. Needless to say, the number of mishaps the following year dropped to zero.)

    363. Re:I don;t know about 9 by FFFish · · Score: 1

      You ever notice that the only people who get defensive about their TV viewing habits are those people who watch TV. Those who don't watch TV never get defensive about their choice.

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    364. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Toasty981 · · Score: 1

      Of course I watch TV. Probably an hour or two a day...generally watch syndicated Simpsons if I'm home, and leave it on during homework. What's the problem?

      And then, of course, sports.

      Ever notice only pompous assholes who think they're somehow above entertainment give a shit about what other people do in their free time?

    365. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      The last time I checked, when passengers get off an airplane that just had a near-miss, nobody emptys their bank accounts to the airlines for having supplied a pilot.

      However, if you want to fly from point A to point B and one airline charges $180 and another changers $190, the questions you ask aren't about the certification of the pilot, but whether one plane gets there faster, has more room, or better meals...

    366. Re:I don;t know about 9 by fataugie · · Score: 1

      You might want to read the parent posts...I was responding to the thread, not as a stand alone comment.

      Paraphrasing the original poster, he stated that you weren't paying for a pilot when things go right, but when they go wrong. The next guy (who I quoted) said that we were overpaying.

      Given that, understand now?

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    367. Re:I don;t know about 9 by danila · · Score: 1

      Macroeconomics is a complex thing. The money become capital, they are invested into Internet startups, but people do not spend money online. Money wasted. Just think how much better off we would be if instead of investing mindlessly, all VCs would start buying their groceries in WebVan. :)

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    368. Re:I don;t know about 9 by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      However, if you are unemployed, you shouldn't be bitching about it on slashdot.

      I'm not unemployed. I know good, educated people who are unemployed because of the government's policies, and I will bitch about it on Slashdot or any other forum where people might listen. Sorry if that annoys you.

      Why not consider teaching? Schools across the US are in dire need of teachers, especially in math and science.

      Another fallacy. Just like the IT labor shortage that never was, the dirty little secret is that are many teachers looking for jobs. The problem is many of them are over 40, so they are discarded. This is yet another "intellectual career path" that has not paid off on the investment - and teachers aren't that well-paid to start with.

      . . . we had all better start doing what we do better and cheaper or plan to do something else.

      We are not inherently any better or smarter than Indians or Chinese or Brazilians, and American companies are not even offering us the "cheaper" option, so it comes down to the question I keep asking: What is that "something else" we're supposed to do? Unfortunately no one seems to have a plausible answer. Set up a seniors' football league perhaps?

    369. Re:I don;t know about 9 by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
      Well training like that is only done on simulators yes. Landing on one gear is a bit expensive with a real aircraft :P

      But yes they got to prove being able to land a damaged bird and are tested on it during their career.

      I can only say for KLM for sure but the answer is 100% of its pilots how shown in simulators that they can land a cripped airline aircraft.

      As for real life. Sadly engine failure is not exactly rare. Some total egine failures

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    370. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      This is a very good point.

      A private 3-person company might be a guy making widgets, a guy packing them and shipping them, and a guy selling them. They split the profits between them.

      If the company sells a boatload of stock and goes public they still have 3 persons (not the original three - they retired on the sale and hired three replacements). One runs the robot which turns out a billion widgets a day, one runs the robot which packs them, and one which maintains the CRM database and makes a few calls to wholesalers who buy the widgets. The profits go entirely to the stockholders. The three workers get as little pay as posisble. The stockholders provided the capital to turn out a billion widgets a day instead of 50, however in turn the workers are no longer part of the company - they merely work for the company.

      I always love the "do it for the good of the company" line. As if a worker actually is part of the company and this is no different than doing something for the good of one's country. A person is a part of their country, but unless they own stock they aren't a part of their company, but merely paid by the company to render a service to it.

    371. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      "A m00se once bit my sister..."

      (/python)

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    372. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its nothing but business. You can complain all day long how fat and old XXX basketplayer is, But if he fills seats and turns on TV's, then thats all that matters.

      This isn't even remotely true. The professional sports that command these salaries are publicly subsidized. The stadiums are built using public funds, and the teams generally receive far better tax breaks than most businesses that employ as few people as a professional sports franchise.

      If each franchise paid its own way, then there might be a reasonable argument that the players' salaries and owners' compensation represent fair market value. Unfortunately, they don't.

    373. Re:I don;t know about 9 by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      Nonono. The ground is.

      Not to be picky, but it's the electro-magnetic forces between various ground particles that are the problem here.

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    374. Re:I don;t know about 9 by sydb · · Score: 1

      we're just intelligent enough to get bored

      Speak for yourself, I only get bored when I am prevented from getting on with one of many stimulating diversions to occupy my mind and body: computing, philosophy, science, politics, reading, psychedelic drugs, listening to music, making music, cycling, hillwalking, astronomy, linguistics, electronics, sex, debate, being obsessive about vegeterianism, photography, work, meditation, and so on.

      I don't consider myself at all special; I just know that there are too many stimulating things and not enough time to experience them all before I die.

      Sitting watching other people compete physically (i.e. watching sport) has been stimulating once or twice in my life but I'm sorry, there simply isn't much variety in it, and to spend any more time on it I would see as a waste of that time.

      So no, I think anyone of even average intelligence is perfectly capable of never being so bored they have to watch sport.

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    375. Re:I don;t know about 9 by texaport · · Score: 1

      Unless they are traveling less than 2 furlongs per fortnight.

    376. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another moronic post by someone who doesn't understand economics, and think that everything's price is directly correlated to it's value.

      Try again.

    377. Re:I don;t know about 9 by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Right now, airlines are really getting some concessions (S$$$) out of pilots, who not only have to worry about terrorists but thier own CEOS stabbing them! Senior Captains with 15-20 yrs experience who fly the "heavies" like 747s get a nice 6 figure income, the guys and gals flying for Southwest make about 60K

      That's what I want to do, become a pilot and make 6 figures so i can buy my own plane...and then fly it in my spare time...um..let me get back to you on that one.

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    378. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      You say of course local governments get involved.. as though this was the dictate of God on high and not merely one option. Then you stoop to personal insults unworthy of any rational adult. Your abusive conduct merely demonstrates you have not bothered to develop a real arguement, or are incapable. You also fail to grasp entirely one of my points, which is that when you give governments the power to interfere in the ways I mentioned, you have given them the power to do the very sorts of things you so evidently disapprove of.

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    379. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are probably a lot of people who think they are superior to you because they've never had to resort to psychedelic drugs to avoid boredom...

    380. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I understand your point. However, the fact is that while the value of a pilot is infinite to the passenger when things go wrong, the passenger doesn't pay the pilot - the airline does. The value of saving the plane is quite finite to the airline - it is equal to the expected settlements with the families of those on board. Saving the plan is certainly worth a few million dollars, but probably not a few billion dollars. Divide by the number of flights between accidents and you get the value of putting a pilot on a random flight.

      I suppose the logical solution is to offer two classes of service - flight on piloted and pilotless flights. The realistic price difference between the two tickets would probably only be a few dollars. In reality this will never happen - the airline would prefer to sell pilotless tickets for the piloted price and keep the difference - passengers would not be given a choice in the matter. This could only happen if all the airlines made the switch at the same time.

    381. Re:I don;t know about 9 by sydb · · Score: 1

      Well, fuck them. I think you'll find that psychedelic drugs have considerably greater variety, challenge and potential for exploration than spectator sport.

      By the way, in case you misinterpreted what I wrote, I don't think I am superior to anyone, though my actions, words and beliefs most definitely are superior to those of a lot of people.

      In my view anyone who thinks they are superior is exhibiting inferior behaviour.

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    382. Re:I don;t know about 9 by fataugie · · Score: 1

      Well sure we pay the pilots....indirectly. The pilot wage is an expense that the company takes into account when they set the price.

      The idea of piloted vs unpiloted planes is interesting, but there is no way I'd get on a plane that was flown completely by remote control/computer/whatever. I realize that a great majority of the flight time is under auto-pilot. I doubt they will ever find a way to replace the pilot on takeoffs and landings. Not too soon anyway...

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    383. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should play the part of Cipher in the Matrix. LOL. "The steak looks real... I know when I eat it The Matrix make me think it's good ... "

    384. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      Ah, but being the best team is not the point, now is it? The point of a commercial sports team, as for any other commercial enterprise, is to generate income. The goal is _not_ to win - it is to sell seats and advertisements (directly, and through media deals). If the income from being a somewhat worse team with the guy is higher than being a better team without him, well, then having him is a good idea.

      Which is why I included the realtive attendance figures. The Rangers also have the lowest attendance of the 3 teams, and while that does not include the TV deal, baseball TV deals are negotiated locally by each team. If you can't get the people in the ballpark, you probably can't get them on the TV, and therefore, the TV deal won't be as sweet.

    385. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Expenses are not generally taken into account when setting prices - at least not directly.

      Expenses are taken into consideration when deciding whether to sell a service in the first place.

      Price is generally based on what people are willing to pay. If they think you'll pay $100 for it, then that is what they'll sell it for, whether it costs $1 or $1000 to make. If the latter, then they might not sell it at all. If the former they may use strategies to sell at just enough of a killing so that a million competitors don't spring up overnight.

    386. Re:I don;t know about 9 by fataugie · · Score: 1

      Ya know, if I didn't live through the late 90's, I would have argued that no one would go into business and set prices to lose money. Large established companies could afford to incur losses while gaining market share. Of course, that went out the window in the late 90's where new companies with deep pockets pissed money away left and right. So, I think I agree in principle with your statement for an established company, I do think it's rather stupid for a startup company...unless they have the cure for cancer or clean power, male pattern baldness, bad breath, etc.

      However, having said all that, I still stand by my original statement that if you were in a seat on a plane going down and it was pilot action which saved your ass, you'd be more than happy to have paid more for your ticket than the theoretically cheaper ticket on a pilotless plane.

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    387. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      So this kid was calling me a big moose while I thought he was calling me a large, red deer.
      Is there a difference? You're a big smelly animal in either case.
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    388. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but it shouldn't apply because the pay is way less in the CFL than the NFL.
      Well it has to be split more ways. That's overmanning for you. I blame the bloody unions!
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    389. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Hey, all high school students and other mindless American consumer minions.
      Hey, all envious commies and other pencil-necked whingers.

      In economics, there's no such thing as "deserve". Get over it.

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    390. Re:I don;t know about 9 by anubi · · Score: 1
      Hehe.. you got me on this one.. I guess technically the flight is no problem to anybody - its the landing. If you don't know what you are doing, you are apt to land in the most unusual place and way.

      And as for whether the 911 suicide 'pilots' are in heaven or hell.. I have no idea of knowing. The Bible warned me not to eat of the tree of knowledge of good and evil. I have seen many men cause so much grief because they thought they knew about good and evil. To me, this "religion" thing is mostly an artifact of man, used as a two-pronged psychological tool used to coerce the obedience of other people, as well as to allowing one to avoid having to take personal responsibility for their actions ( as if they were only following Orders from God ).

      If I think I have to get involved in this kinda stuff, messing in the affairs of others because somebody tells me to, in the name of God, then am I to believe the "hand of God is short"? I mean if an infinite God creates heaven and earth and everything in it, why does he need me to go pester someone? Am I not supposed to be intelligent enough to know some little runt somewhere is just feeding me a line to put me up to no good?

      God warned me about all the false prophets. If God has anything that he wants me to know, He has the power to see to it I find out. I flat do not trust Man.

      I see a lot of grief - and I did not see any good come out of the whole sordid affair. But then, I am not privy to all the data, so my judgment, based on admittedly incomplete data, is probably moot.

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    391. Re:I don;t know about 9 by Golias · · Score: 1
      Those young, unrecognized-talent players seldom prosper when they leave the Jazz. I would put it to you that Malone and Stockton (and Sloan's coaching) made a lot of those guys look better than they really were, just like O'Neal made Penny Hardaway look better than he was and is now making Kobe Bryant look better than he is.

      Another example: Look at Radislov Nesterovic. Playing next to Kevin Garnett: Solid journeyman European center:: Playing on a new team, even with Tim Duncan: Total bust.

      Abdul-Jabbar once said that having Magic Johnson for his point guard added nearly 10 years to his career as a productive center in the NBA.

      Other than Hornacek, the Jazz never really had much in the way of good supporting players. They had a bunch of guys who were on the bubble of being good enough for the NBA who seemed to be better players thanks to Sloan, Malone, and Stockton. Once the value of those players went up in the eyes of other teams, they left the Jazz (who knew better than spend a lot signing them) to get bigger contracts. The one exception being Ostertag, who everybody realized was a stiff and didn't make a lot of offers for.

      Anyway, the Jazz and the Sonics are both putting up respectable numbers with "rebuilding year" teams. The Clippers, on the other hand, still suck, and probably always will. As a Wolves fan, I just gotta say "thank you, Clippers" for giving up on Olowokandi just as he's starting to become a good player. He and Odom will both see the playoffs with their new teams long before the squad they left behind will.

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  2. @subscribers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    thanks for slashdotting the site already, you ugly hairy subscribers

    1. Re:@subscribers by grub · · Score: 1


      thanks for slashdotting the site already, you ugly hairy subscribers

      Most underpaid job? 1) Slashdot editor When a site see a small flurry of referals from /. the admins know they've got ~30 minutes to increase their bandwidth with their providers. It's like an early warning system which so few heed... ;)

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    2. Re:@subscribers by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does anyone else find it amusing that the site that got /.ed is alwayson-network.com and it is down?

    3. Re:@subscribers by larry+bagina · · Score: 1
      Your logic is backwards. Slashdot editors click a "publish" button and maybe add their uninformed opinion.

      Maybe you meant "Admin at company about to be slashdotted".

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    4. Re:@subscribers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    5. Re:@subscribers by beebware · · Score: 1

      Well, the network is always on - shame the server's a molten pile of metal and plastic now.

  3. #1 Most Overpaid Jobs by bluethundr · · Score: 1

    I think I know the #1 most

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    1. Re:#1 Most Overpaid Jobs by bluethundr · · Score: 3, Funny

      DOH! must...hit...preview!!!

      Meant to say, I think I know the #1 most overpaid Jobs...

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    2. Re:#1 Most Overpaid Jobs by aggieben · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just in case anyone cares, an FYI:

      "It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt."-Abraham Lincoln

      The attribution is incorrect. This saying came from Proverbs 17:28.

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    3. Re:#1 Most Overpaid Jobs by rgoer · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, Jobs' salary is only one dollar.

    4. Re:#1 Most Overpaid Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somewhat ironic considering your .sig ;-)

    5. Re:#1 Most Overpaid Jobs by Minderbinder106 · · Score: 1

      What's even more interesting is the way I see the graph from your link, it looks like he gets 1 dollar salary plus a 2.269 MILLION dollar bonus.

    6. Re:#1 Most Overpaid Jobs by z_gringo · · Score: 1

      While proverbs 17:28 does say more or less the same thing, the sig does not quote proverbs 17:28 at all. There was someone else who said that quote exactly. I don't know if it was Abraham Lincoln or not.

      Brainyquote.com seems to think it was Abraham Lincoln. Who knows if they are a credible source or not. A bit more searching on google attributes it to George Eliot, Confucious and Mark Twain.

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    7. Re:#1 Most Overpaid Jobs by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      I think I speak for a lot of people when I say:

      Why do you know that?

      Humour impaired, please note: this is, indeed, one of those "jokes" you keep hearing about.

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    8. Re:#1 Most Overpaid Jobs by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      One dollar, plus bonus, plus options (this is where the real money is, read the note from a 10-K that contains the words Black-Scholes sometime) plus the use of a frikking Gulfstream V ($90 million corporate jet) for his own personal gallivanting about. Steve Jobs is definitly not underpaid. Note that he is also the CEO of Pixar, I think technically he's just moonlighting at Apple.

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    9. Re:#1 Most Overpaid Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget his fucking flying bicycle.

  4. slashdotted by dtfinch · · Score: 5, Funny

    So much for alwayson-network

    1. Re:slashdotted by Phillup · · Score: 1

      Wow... did they pick a bad name, or what!?

      There are only 5 posts (as I type this)... I didn't think people read the articles before posting.

      Hm... might need to rethink that.

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    2. Re:slashdotted by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 5, Funny

      #11: Webmaster at alwayson-network.com

    3. Re:slashdotted by Josh+Booth · · Score: 1

      Funny, I can ping the site but apparently Apache borked. Netcraft stats

    4. Re:slashdotted by evilquaker · · Score: 1
      Wow... that was one serious slashdotting. It's 21:17 EST (five and a half hours later), and they still haven't recovered.

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  5. Where is Gates on this list? by ChaoticChaos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The first clue you're being paid too much is when you start building castles instead of homes. ;-)

    It's disingenous to include "CEO's of underperforming companies" when you can't include the man who's in charge of software technology for Microsoft and the whole thing is riddled with security issues. I'd say he's being paid a bit too much with that track record.

    1. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft would not be considered underperforming. Now Enron, WorldCom, Tyco, and ImClone, OTOH.......

    2. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He makes less than 500,000 per year. I think it is around 250,000 or so. The rest of his wealth comes from investments.

    3. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But Microsoft is not an underperforming company. Security issues do not matter, the bottom lines does.
      A CEO that manages to put 50 billion dollars away for emergences is a damn good CEO.

      Now their product may suck, but the product is not the issue here.

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    4. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      The article is entirely /.'d, so, I can't say if they did, but if they're going to include CEOs, they should specifically mention CEOs of the various Red Cross chapters.

      Red Cross donations are regularly pissed away on them. Some are making >$200K for a supposed "charity". What a joke.

    5. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by micromoog · · Score: 1
      So you think charities can just run themselves, and don't require talented managers? $200k is pretty low for a CEO.

      At least the Red Cross is successful with their mission . . . I can't say the same about a LOT of private companies whose managers get paid much more.

      The only reason you're even aware of how much the Red Cross management makes is because Bill O'Reilly needed to boost his ratings.

    6. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by filth+grinder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course everyone should sacrifice... yeah right.

      The Red Cross needs good management and a good CEO. Take a look at the amount of money the company handles, and the stuff they do around the world. They are equal to a multinational corporation. Now, they need people with the ability to lead a company that size. In order to attract these people, they have to offer a salary. Now in order to get the people needed into these positions, they need to pay a competitive salary. Some guy off the street being the CEO of the Red Cross for 50K a year might look good, but unless he's independently wealthy and doing it as a humanitarian effort, he's not going to do the job well.

      CEOs actually do alot for companies, it may look like a cushy job, but there is alot of work going on there.

      I mean, compare it with software development. If you have a project going on, you want a good software dev team to work on it. Sure, you are going to "piss away cash" to pay their salaries, but you could always just farm out the job overseas. Anyone here will tell you, the farmed out code is going to be subpar. If you farm out the CEO of the Red Cross, the result is going to be subpar.

      It is the samething with teachers. Everyone will complain that teachers are underpaid. Yet, I don't see anyone ponying up more tax dollars to pay for them.

    7. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by jwsd · · Score: 1

      >> It's disingenous to include "CEO's of >> underperforming companies" when you can't >> include the man who's in charge of software >> technology for Microsoft and the whole thing >> is riddled with security issues. I'd say he's >> being paid a bit too much with that track >> record. I don't agree. Bill Gates's job is to make his company profitable, not making bullet-proof software. Remember making money is the #1 job of any executive of any for-profit company. If you don't like this then you should question the foundation of the entire capitalist world. I think the real reason that Bill Gates is hated by so many people is that he has been so successful at doing his job while the vast majority of people couldn't.

    8. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Urrrrgh... I hate this... I hate responding to sigs. Especially when I've already fought with you over this... It's driving me nuts though: why can't you just LINK to the poll's source? I could just post:

      Poll: 75% of slashdotters have slept with DAldredge's mom

      And it carries EXACTLY as much validity as your signature. Just add the damn link! What, exactly, are you afraid of by including your source?

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    9. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by curtlewis · · Score: 1

      "A CEO that manages to put 50 billion dollars away for emergences is a damn good CEO."

      No, he's a damn good con artist. 50 billion in profits for any individual in their lifetime is not making a fair living, it's making a killing off of screwing over other people.

      Obviously, MS products are heavily overpriced. And people are foolish enough to think they NEED them. But does that make ripping off fools ok? Who is more ethical? The greedy con artist or the simpleton fool?

    10. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by Zathrus · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd say he's being paid a bit too much with that track record.

      So taking a company from two employees with their only product being a BASIC interpreter for a home-built computer (the Altair) to an industry dominating software company that provides software for 95% of all PCs in the world is "underperforming" by your standard?

      I guess to get "average" he would have to enslave all of humanity and force them to build his pyramid for him. (And, of course, some of the more rabidly vapid /.ers will say he's already done this).

    11. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What percentage of the Americans approved of Gulf War 2 again ?

    12. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Heh, I've never watched Bill O'Reilly. He sounds like a putz. I have no interest in him.

      The reason I know about it is because it was in news articles, when the CEO of the Red Cross resigned.

      Here's an article about a local CEO - as in for one city! Local Red Cross CEO high salary. If the salary wasn't such a big deal, why did she lie about it?

      Here's an excerpt:

      "The audit was called for after Jacob learned that the Red Cross had collected about $400,000 locally during and after the Alpine fire, but just under half was actually earmarked for fire victims."

      So if they're paying $300K/year for their CEO, and you're saying it's so they can be successful with their mission, then why did half of the money people donated for victims of fire go anywhere but to the victims? Not to mention the so-called "Liberty fund" fiasco?

    13. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by Cheeko · · Score: 1

      Two points. 1) Gates is no longer the CEO of MS, thats Balmer these days. 2) Gates' salary is actually quite small, his massive fortune comes from his millions of shares of the company, which as CEO, he guided to be quite profitable.

      This arguably is support to the massive stock incentives for CEOs these days, though somehow it seems not to work this way in most cases. There are several CEOs who are paid on this model, where they get a token salary of $1.00 and thousands of shares of stock per year. As a side note, Gates' shares come from the fact that he was an initial owner of the company, not from options granted after the fact.

    14. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you you idiot. Swallow your pride or swallow some fat guys cum...

    15. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      Everyone will complain that teachers are underpaid. Yet, I don't see anyone ponying up more tax dollars to pay for them

      some of my friends are teachers & i always cover their tab at the bar. does that count?

    16. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess we can take that as the simpleton fool's side of the story...

    17. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by thelexx · · Score: 1

      "A CEO that manages to put 50 billion dollars away for emergences is a damn good CEO."

      Well, how about:

      "A general that manages to wipe out the enemy with only a few men is a damn good general."

      Which leads to the obvious question of, how did he do it? Nuking or gassing mass numbers of people, even if they are the enemy, is not looked upon highly. Neither, in my mind, should a CEO be considered great that achieves $50B in the bank by repeatedly breaking the law.

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    18. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
      Funny, as I recall - Bill gates pulls down a salary in the 300K range, with no options or stock options. This is EXTREMELY low for a fortune 100 company CEO. I would dare you to find a Fortune 100 CEO that makes less than Bill Gates does.

      That said - Bill Gates retained ownership of his company unlike most other companies, so has made a huge sum of money with a very concentrated risky investment strategy that has panned out very well the last couple decades

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    19. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by sahala · · Score: 1
      Neither, in my mind, should a CEO be considered great that achieves $50B in the bank by repeatedly breaking the law.

      Am I missing something? Breaking the law? I don't see Windows XP selling me crack or anything. Do you really think the only reason why MSFT is successful is because they cheat? Are you the same guy who accused me of using an aimbot(tm) and wallhack(tm) last night?

    20. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by sahala · · Score: 1
      some of my friends are teachers & i always cover their tab at the bar. does that count?

      It ought to count. It also ought to be tax-deductible.

    21. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      A CEO that manages to put 50 billion dollars away for emergences is a damn good CEO.

      No, it's far more cash than any company ought to need on hand. So, it rightfully ought to have been distributed to shareholders as dividends.

      (I know, it's still not enough to buy Cuba or India, so it's not enough yet).

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    22. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by thelexx · · Score: 1

      "Do you really think the only reason why MSFT is successful is because they cheat?"

      If you mean successful at all, no. Inordinately 'successful', yes.

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    23. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Never mind your point (which is right) but Bill is actually paid VERY VERY little. The reason he is so rich is that he did not SELL off his stock - remember, he started with 50% of the stock - the company doesn't give him options. Every time they issue stock, he percentage of the cut goes down

      He's rich because he MADE the money. By hook or by crook, yes, but his wealth is directly tied to how much the company that he started and OWNED is worth

      Folks - start your own company. Take your income, subtract your expenses, and you have your profit. Make enough of that profit, and folks might want to buy part of the company from you. Let's say they are willing to buy half for $100. You sell - Your half is (in theory) worth $100. If they are willing to buy half for $100 billion, in theory, your half is worth another $100 billion - it's all numbers on paper until you sell your half. It's not income - it's increase in the value of the company

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    24. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by sgasch · · Score: 2, Informative

      In fact in a recent USNews article (about the country's most overpaid CEOs) Gates was listed as the #1 most underpaid CEO. I think me makes something like $350k / year.

    25. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by sgasch · · Score: 1

      Of course now that MSFT is paying a dividend... even something like $0.12 per share equals a HUGE payout to Gates since he owns so much stock.

    26. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by ifwm · · Score: 1

      I'm so tired of hearing this nonsense. You don't like Bill, fine we get that. You think MS sucks and so do it's products, fine we get that too. Hell, I'd even go with you if you discussed the antitrust violations MS has been accused of. I draw the line however, at your statement that Bill is a con artist who makes his living "screwing" other people. You KNOW what a con artist is. Don't be disingenuous.

    27. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd call that a fairly fundamental flaw in the system.

    28. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by Riff10111 · · Score: 1
      It is the samething with teachers. Everyone will complain that teachers are underpaid. Yet, I don't see anyone ponying up more tax dollars to pay for them.

      It's not about paying more taxes, it's about distributing the tax dollars we already pony up to important things like education, instead of blowing it all on pork-barrel garbage and wars no one wants.

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    29. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "enslave all of humanity and force them to build his pyramid for him"

      No, just sacrifice their first born at the Altair.

    30. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      So taking a company from two employees with their only product being a BASIC interpreter for a home-built computer (the Altair) to an industry dominating software company that provides software for 95% of all PCs in the world is "underperforming" by your standard?

      You raise an interesting point. The average /.er here must understand that disliking business policies for a certain company is not the same as underperforming. From pure business standpoint Bill Gates has done well.

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    31. Re:Where is Gates on this list? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      > So taking a company from two employees with their only product being a BASIC interpreter for a home-built computer (the Altair) to an industry dominating software company that provides software for 95% of all PCs in the world is "underperforming" by your standard?

      --Hey, c'mon now - they passed Go, collected their $200 and went straight to Evil Empire status!

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  6. Correction by Cobralisk · · Score: 1
    Almost every year since 2000 has seen the unleashing of a virulent program that uses the net to travel.

    This should say almost every day

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    1. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think you hit Reply to the wrong article.

  7. They missed one. by Joseph+Vigneau · · Score: 5, Funny

    AlwaysOn Network Web Site Architect/Administrator

    1. Re:They missed one. by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      You think that is someone who is overpaid? Try putting on the shoes of someone that is forced not to have any type of social life because they are putting in 18-20 hour days for weeks/months on end... Having the responcibility of keeping things running 24/7 365.. Its not a easy task... it for the most part ends up killing your social life... on the same note.. Do don't see any of them bringing home 6 figures a year... if you know of any that do... let me know when the position is open.. :)

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    2. Re:They missed one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they were smart they wouldn't have to put in 20 hours a day...hence "overpaid".

    3. Re:They missed one. by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Heck, if they're willing to keep working under those conditions, I wouldn't call them overpaid... I'd call them SUCKERS for putting up with it...

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  8. Without reading the article by Bendebecker · · Score: 1, Funny

    My guess at number #1 has got to be CEO of a major corp.

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    1. Re:Without reading the article by hobbespatch · · Score: 1

      Funniest Troll Mod ever. Considering CEO's are #3 Should really mod the parent as funny, cause he was so close ;)

      #3) CEOs of poorly performing companies

      Most U.S. chief executives are vastly overpaid, but if their company is rewarding shareholders and employees, producing quality products of good value and being a responsible corporate citizen, it's hard to take issue with their compensation.

      CEOs at chronically unprofitable companies and those forever lagging industry peers stand as the most grossly overpaid. Most know they should resign -- in shareholders' and employees' interest -- but they survive because corporate boards that oversee them remain stacked with friends and family members.

      The ultimate excess comes after they're finally forced out, usually by insiders tired of seeing their own stock holdings plummet. These long-time losers draw multimillion-dollar severance packages as a reward for their failed stewardship.

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  9. Slashdotted already? by edwardd · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, come on! are we all that afraid that WE'RE overpaid?

    1. Re:Slashdotted already? by erice · · Score: 5, Funny

      I mean, come on! are we all that afraid that WE'RE overpaid?

      Not me. I'm unemployed.

    2. Re:Slashdotted already? by Waab · · Score: 1

      I mean, come on! are we all that afraid that WE'RE overpaid?

      I don't know about everyone else, but I'm looking to move up in the world and being overpaid sounds good to me.

    3. Re:Slashdotted already? by Anonymous+Struct · · Score: 1

      Hell yeah... I'm just glad they're only listing the top 10 professions... I was afraid they might be listing names :-)

    4. Re:Slashdotted already? by bigpat · · Score: 1

      I know I'm overpaid, I just don't want anyone else to know. ;)

    5. Re:Slashdotted already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm unemployed.

      Being unemployed doesn't mean that you're not overpaid.
      You just need to be rich to be in such a wonderful state.

    6. Re:Slashdotted already? by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      me too, but honestly, with the amount of unemployment insurance I am getting and how little "looking for a job" I do, I think I am severely overpaid.

    7. Re:Slashdotted already? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      You are overpaid. In the first world, we're all overpaid. Perhaps not compared to our countrymen, but on a world scale there are millions who are smarter than us, who willing to work harder, and who are just waiting to take our jobs at half the pay.

      If you have a four-sigma IQ (of 164), there are still roughly 200,000 smarter people in the world today. Most of these people know more than you of poverty, privation, and hard work, and can withstand the suffering of toil better than you. When they get access and education, expect them to eat your lunch.

    8. Re:Slashdotted already? by kinnell · · Score: 1
      I mean, come on! are we all that afraid that WE'RE overpaid?

      Sadly, they seem to have missed out "Well paid technology workers who spend their working hours reloading Slashdot"

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  10. hrmm.. by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 1

    ..i'm just getting a site that wants me to log in, whereas everyone else seems to be reporting a /.ing.. odd.

  11. I think at least part of the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is that the pilots for the non-major airlines are making so, so much less.

    Is this because the pilots for the major airlines are better? Is it because the lives they protect are worth more? No. It's because they have a better union.

  12. The article (Thanks /.!) by anaphora · · Score: 1, Informative

    This was taken from http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/1016490/posts SAN FRANCISCO (CBS.MW) -- Almost no one in America would admit to being overpaid, but many of us take home bloated paychecks far beyond what's deserved. "Fair compensation" is a relative term, yet human-resource consultants and executive headhunters agree some jobs command excessive compensation that can't be explained by labor supply-and-demand imbalances. And while it's easy to argue that chief executives, lawyers and movie stars are overpaid, reality is not that cut and dry. Corporate attorneys earning $500 an hour and plaintiffs lawyers pocketing a third of a class-action or personal-injury settlement certainly don't go hungry. Yet many local prosecutors and public defenders are hard-pressed to pay off law-school loans. Hollywood stars, making $20 million a movie or $10 million per TV-season, qualify for many people's overpaid list. But for every one of those actors and actresses, there are a thousand waiting tables and taking bit movie parts or regional theater roles awaiting a big break that never comes. "A lot of people are overpaid because there are certain things consumers just don't want screwed up," said Bill Coleman, senior vice president of compensation for Salary.com. "You wouldn't want to board a plane flown by a second-rate pilot or hire a cheap wedding photographer to record an event you hope happens once in your lifetime. "With pro athletes, one owner is willing to pay big money for a star player and then all the other players want to keep up with the Joneses," Coleman said. "The art with CEO pay is making sure your CEO is above the median -- and you see where that goes." What follows is a list of the 10 most overpaid jobs in the U.S., in reverse order, drafted with input from compensation experts: 10) Wedding photographers Photographers typically charge $2,000 to $5,000 to shoot a wedding, for what amounts to a one-day assignment plus processing time. Some get $15,000 or more. Yet many mope through the job, bumping guests in their way without apology, with the attitude: "I'm just doing this for the money until Time or National Geographic calls." They must cover equipment and film-development costs. Still, many in major metropolitan areas who shoot two weddings each weekend in the May-to-October marrying season pull in $100,000 for six months' work. Yet let's face it; much of their work is mediocre. Have you ever really been wowed flipping the pages of a wedding album handed you by recent newlyweds? Annie Leibovitz and Richard Avedon they're not, but some charge fees as if they're in the same league. 9) Pilots for major airlines Captains with 12 years of experience earn up to $265 an hour at Delta, United, American and Northwest, which translates to $250,000 a year and more for a job that technology is making almost fully automated. By comparison, senior pilots at low-fare carriers like Southwest and Jet Blue make about 40 percent less. That helps explain why their employers are profitable while several of the majors are teetering on the brink of bankruptcy. The pilot's union is the most powerful in the industry. It commands premium wages as if still in the glory days of long-gone Pan Am and TWA, rather than the cutthroat, deregulated market of under-$200 coast-to-coast roundtrips. Because we entrust our lives to them, consumers accept the excessive sums paid them, when it's airplane mechanics who really hold our fate in their hands. 8) West Coast longshoremen In early 2002, West Coast ports shut down as the longshoremen's union fought to preserve generous health-care benefits that would make most Americans drool. The union didn't demand much in wage hikes for good reason: Its members already were making a boatload of money. Next year, West Coast dockworkers will earn an average of $112,000 for handling cargo, according to the Pacific Maritime Association, their employer. Office clerks who log shipping records into computers will earn $136,000. And unionized foremen who oversee the rank-and-file will pull dow

    1. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by anaphora · · Score: 5, Informative
      Once again, with formatting this time :P

      SAN FRANCISCO (CBS.MW) -- Almost no one in America would admit to being overpaid, but many of us take home bloated paychecks far beyond what's deserved.

      Fair compensation is a relative term, yet human-resource consultants and executive headhunters agree some jobs command excessive compensation that can't be explained by labor supply-and-demand imbalances.

      And while it's easy to argue that chief executives, lawyers and movie stars are overpaid, reality is not that cut and dry.

      Corporate attorneys earning $500 an hour and plaintiffs lawyers pocketing a third of a class-action or personal-injury settlement certainly don't go hungry. Yet many local prosecutors and public defenders are hard-pressed to pay off law-school loans.

      Hollywood stars, making $20 million a movie or $10 million per TV-season, qualify for many people's overpaid list. But for every one of those actors and actresses, there are a thousand waiting tables and taking bit movie parts or regional theater roles awaiting a big break that never comes.

      A lot of people are overpaid because there are certain things consumers just don't want screwed up, said Bill Coleman, senior vice president of compensation for Salary.com. You wouldn't want to board a plane flown by a second-rate pilot or hire a cheap wedding photographer to record an event you hope happens once in your lifetime.

      With pro athletes, one owner is willing to pay big money for a star player and then all the other players want to keep up with the Joneses, Coleman said. The art with CEO pay is making sure your CEO is above the median -- and you see where that goes.

      What follows is a list of the 10 most overpaid jobs in the U.S., in reverse order, drafted with input from compensation experts:

      10) Wedding photographers

      Photographers typically charge $2,000 to $5,000 to shoot a wedding, for what amounts to a one-day assignment plus processing time. Some get $15,000 or more. Yet many mope through the job, bumping guests in their way without apology, with the attitude: I'm just doing this for the money until Time or National Geographic calls.

      They must cover equipment and film-development costs. Still, many in major metropolitan areas who shoot two weddings each weekend in the May-to-October marrying season pull in $100,000 for six months' work.

      Yet let's face it; much of their work is mediocre. Have you ever really been wowed flipping the pages of a wedding album handed you by recent newlyweds? Annie Leibovitz and Richard Avedon they're not, but some charge fees as if they're in the same league.

      9) Pilots for major airlines

      Captains with 12 years of experience earn up to $265 an hour at Delta, United, American and Northwest, which translates to $250,000 a year and more for a job that technology is making almost fully automated.

      By comparison, senior pilots at low-fare carriers like Southwest and Jet Blue make about 40 percent less. That helps explain why their employers are profitable while several of the majors are teetering on the brink of bankruptcy.

      The pilot's union is the most powerful in the industry. It commands premium wages as if still in the glory days of long-gone Pan Am and TWA, rather than the cutthroat, deregulated market of under-$200 coast-to-coast roundtrips. Because we entrust our lives to them, consumers accept the excessive sums paid them, when it's airplane mechanics who really hold our fate in their hands.

      8) West Coast longshoremen

      In early 2002, West Coast ports shut down as the longshoremen's union fought to preserve generous health-care benefits that would make most Americans drool. The union didn't demand much in wage hikes for good reason: Its members already were making a boatload of money.

      Next year, West Coast dockworkers will earn an average of $112,000 for handling cargo, according to the Pacific Maritime Association, their employer. Office clerks who log shipping records into comput

    2. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Next year, West Coast dockworkers will earn an average of $112,000 for eating CmdrTaco's asshole

      Nice try, troll!

    3. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by Gherald · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Once again, with formatting this time :P

      Karma whoring at its best ;-)

    4. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heythanksthatsawesomeilovestuffthatrunsonandonwith outanybreaks!

    5. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by protohiro1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wedding photographers! My god what a racket. I worked for a online wedding photography company and the top photographers contracted with us made $40-60k PER EVENT. One photographer I won't name routinely charged $40k for events that he didn't even bother to show up at. He sent an assistant. I am not making that up.

      And what do you get for that price? That's right. NOTHING. They show up and shoot. But they make you pay for the prints. >$10 a pop. And if you want an album? Well...thats gonna cost extra.

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    6. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by Lagrangian · · Score: 0, Redundant

      How about 0) Operators of the "Always-on Network"?

    7. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by grn_lantern · · Score: 2, Interesting
      10) Wedding photographers

      I *totally* agree with this. My brother just got married over the weekend and while I have *no* idea what the photographer was paid, but the guy pulled up in a Nissan 350z.

      Someone else at the wedding overheard the photographer talking to someone about wanting to purchase a Bently.

      hmmm....maybe I SHOULD use my darkroom more. ;-)
    8. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by Animaether · · Score: 3, Insightful

      40-60k ? That's somewhere down from celebrity weddings, I'm sure.

      You could get a very nice downpayment on a house for that money :)
      ( or one really, really giant diamond on that ring, if the spouse-to-be is so inclined %) )

      That said, even the $2k photographers often have an insiduous clause in their contract - I swear it was up on /. , but I can't spot it in the search results now.

      The clause is that the photos they made belong to them.
      - You want re-prints ? you have to pay, because You're not getting the negatives.
      - You photocopy the prints you got ? be careful the photographer doesn't find out, or they may sue you.
      - Want digital versions ? Expect crappy web-sized 640x480's or so, because a good resolution means you could print them out. That is -if- the photographer even offers digital versions.

      And if he wants to use your pictures in his portfolio, he's free to do so.

      You generally have to pay a good amount of money to nullify these clauses.

      Very nasty stuff, very much something to look out for when picking a photographer.

    9. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by eyeball · · Score: 1

      Wedding photographers! My god what a racket. I worked for a online wedding photography company and the top photographers contracted with us made $40-60k PER EVENT. One photographer I won't name routinely charged $40k for events that he didn't even bother to show up at. He sent an assistant. I am not making that up.

      And what do you get for that price? That's right. NOTHING. They show up and shoot. But they make you pay for the prints. >$10 a pop. And if you want an album? Well...thats gonna cost extra.


      This will be true until this article goes around the net, resulting in tens of thousands of people taking photography courses and becomming wedding photographers, glutting the market.

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    10. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by swv3752 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the post 9/11 era, most Skycaps make jack now. In most airports they are no longer allowed to checkin bags, so there is not much left for them to do. Not that I feel particularly sorry for them, but their wage was earned. No one had to deal with a sky cap.

      The only other job that not deserving to be on the list is Pilots. The only way most anyone has to log enough flight hours is to be a Military Pilot, often for 15 years.

      The real problem is not that a few jobs manage to command "over" high salaries, but that so many are in truth underpaid.

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    11. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The woman who photographed my brother's wedding went on to have a 'life change' (ie, went nutters), and pretty much gave up the business, making additional copies unobtainable.

    12. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I own a 350Z and dont consider myself overpaid. A fully loaded Z costs about $37k. This gives you a ~600-800 car payment over 5 years. Bentley cars on the otherhand...

    13. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is an odd system.
      You are the subject of the photo's
      You are paying him to take the pictures.
      They should be your pictures.

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    14. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 1

      Next year, West Coast dockworkers will earn an average of $112,000 for handling cargo, according to the Pacific Maritime Association, their employer. Office clerks who log shipping records into computers will earn $136,000. And unionized foremen who oversee the rank-and-file will pull down an average $177,000.

      I have heard a lot of compelling arguments from you wedding photographers, airline pilots and ortho's out there...Any of you office clerks on the docks doing data entry for $136K a year want to churn in? I betcha those are jobs that people have killed for. (Or jobs that Rocko and Jimmy the Knife reserve for der' sisters...as spoils for the family....)

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    15. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our wedding photographer was awesome. She charged about $700, we got all of the negatives, and the pictures were all great. She even helped us setup a few things before the ceremony started. We looked around and found mostly the ridiculous prices like you say, and they ream you up the butt if you want extra prints. And forget about getting the negatives!

      I feel like we got lucky. If you're in southern California and on a budget, check it out!

      (not a paid advertisement, just a satisfied customer) :)

    16. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Nothing? How about those lazy programmers? All they do is bang on a keyboard all day (when they're not reading /.). Why do they make more than the cashier at Hardy's? Come to think of it, the cashier has to deal with the public and bang on the cash register while standing up. They should get paid more!

      The point is, the good programmer is worth more because he knows WHICH keys to bang. The good photographer is worth more because of the skill involved. Forget about showing up and shooting--that's less than half the job.

      The real value in a good photographer is in the development. You got some people in the shodows, some in the light? You got pictures in the horrible lighting of most function halls? You got a great shot of the happy couple walking off into the sunset, but if you just print it out as is, either the colors of the sunset get washed out cause they're too bright or the couple fades out because they're too dark.

      Yeah, $40-60k for the 'top' photographers is a bit much, but how many of those are there? Stop by some time and I'll show you difference between the plain, uncorrected, uncropped proofs I got from my wedding photographer ($3k, btw) and the final product with all the fall colors and sunsets, and I doubt you'll call the guy overpaid.

    17. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Well, sure. Any idiot can over pay any other idiot.

      My wedding photographer ($3k in New England, btw) is giving us the negatives. He keeps them for 3 years and then hands them off, no extra change. I have and will gladly for reprints cause he was way underpaid (for the market) for the original job.

      Photocopy my prints? Why would I photocopy a picture? Scan my pics? Well, yes, I asked if I could (I'd want someone to ask me if they wanted to use my code), and he had no problem. I have scans up on my website. His only request was I put his name in a watermark somewhere in the pic.

      Digital versions? Well, I have my high-res scans, but the photographer actually just went digital. It was after my wedding, but he also shot my sister-in-law's wedding. She's down south; wedding and photographer are up north. All the proofs are on line for the happy couple (and family) to see.

      I don't remember any clause about our pics in his portfolio, but if he wanted to, we'd have no problem. And if we requested he didn't, I'm sure he would have no problem with that.

      Just cause some people do a horrible job when comes to hiring a wedding photographer doesn't mean all photogrphers are crooks.

    18. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by neonfrog · · Score: 1

      Using that logic, I want to own Slashdot now, since some of my content is the subject of the site.

      The age old controversy of who owns a photographic image was settled a long time ago (it is the photographer). Otherwise newspapers and history books would not exist.

      And in the case of a wedding, well you signed a contract. Don't like it? Sign a better contract and pay more. Worked for my wedding.

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    19. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      West Coast dockworkers will earn an average of $112,000 for handling cargo



      are you fucking with me? I worked at UPS in NY (about 3 miles from where the WTC was) and got paid 9.50 an hour for doing the exact same shit. Handling cargo. And I was in a union, didn't do shit for me. for 112,000 a year I'd go back.

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    20. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by ifwm · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'd still call him overpaid. I don't even see the NEED for a wedding photographer, so any price for one is too high. My wife on the other hand...

    21. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4) Orthodontists

      For a 35-hour workweek, orthodontists earn a median $350,000 a year, according to the Journal of Clinical Orthodontics. General dentists, meanwhile, earn about half as much working 39 hours a week on average, in a much dirtier job.

      The difference in their training isn't like that of a heart surgeon vs. a family-practice doctor. It's a mere two years, and a vastly rewarding investment if you're among the chosen: U.S. dental schools have long been criticized for keeping orthodontists in artificially low supply to keep their income up.

      This isn't brain surgery: Orthodontists simply manipulate teeth in a growing child's mouth -- and often leave adjustment work to assistants whose handiwork they merely sign off on. What makes their windfall egregious is that they stick parents with most of the inflated bill, since orthodontia insurance benefits cover nowhere near as large a percentage as for general dentistry.

      EXCEPT: If you're on Social Security Disability...then both your kids get fully paid for orthodontia. And you saps thought SS was for old people...sukers.

      JoeR

    22. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      I wanted pictures, so I went with quality and got a great photographer and great pictures. If you don't want a photographer or professional-quality pictures, don't get 'em. You'll never over pay if you don't buy what you don't want.

      You wife on the other hand...how much did you pay for her? (j/k!! oh, I'm gonna pay for that...)

    23. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone is stupid ehough to pay that rate for a few hours of pictures, even if it includes multiple photograhpers and high quality film/equipment, than they deserve it.

      If I offered to sell you a snickers for 50$, I'd laugh all the way to the bank.

    24. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best thing to do is find one of your unemployed Mac-using (read: graphic artist) friends. Most likely, they'll have gone to college for photography and graphic arts. Pay them $1000. They're your friend, so they'll give you the negatives. Don't expect prints.

      The same tactic works for the DJ at the reception. Find a Mac user. If they're not a graphic artist, you've hit pay dirt. The going rate is $500.

      Use the money you save to pay for plane tickets to somewhere exotic.

    25. Re:The article (Thanks /.!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wedding Photography is very relative. From what I heard from a friend, a $4K professional company photographer on a wedding in her family got drunk during the event and messed up half the pictures. But I know another photographer who does weddings very well for about $800 for the whole day. It depends on the person, and often the cheaper local guy from around the corner can do as good a job as a 'professional' that would charge 5 times as much. People just naturally choose the big guy from the perception that he is going to be better, and after all 'professional'. When he messes up, their grief is of course bigger because they loose more money. In my opition, small photo shops care more about their customers than big branded companies.

      Plus not everyone can take good photos and it takes a lot of practice and ability to assemble the photo in your mind before shooting, compose the frame and take the actual picture.
      A few years back, when I was in high school, I worked part-time for a local rag-newspaper where I went out and took photos for my teenage section articles. It takes a lot of practice to take photos that simply don't suck. Also short opportunities arise for good photos that are easily missed by untrained photographers.

      In response to the article saying that photographers are overpaid, I must say that whoever is responsible for writing it, should try and go out and shoot a wedding or two. After all if it is such a 'mediocre' job with such a good pay, why not do it.

  13. I nomiate: Slashdot editors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paying those ass-clowns *anything* is overpaying.

  14. Ooops, /.ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    alwayson.com is not....anymore.

  15. Fastest Slashdotting Ever? (nt) by Nutsquasher · · Score: 0, Redundant

    (nt)

  16. Dare I say it? by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

    Most overpaid job #11 - Slashdot Editor

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  17. Re:And rounding out the bottom 10: by Stephen · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The Indian programmer doing the job you were laid off from
    I thought they were underpaid. Isn't that the point?
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  18. wow, that was fast by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    hopefully one of the first three people to view the site thought to mirror the content for the rest of us here...

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  19. 1 Minute to Slashdot Effect by joeware · · Score: 1

    It appears that only 1 minute after this story was posted to the masses, the site hosting the article has already been downed due to the Slashdot effect. You darn wankers, you are like a virus that brings down unprepared sites on the web. I want to read the article, could the rest of you please stop for a few minutes? Thank you very much.

    1. Re:1 Minute to Slashdot Effect by NoNine · · Score: 0

      Sorry 'bout that... If you could tell us what web sites you will be visiting today, we will *cough*cough* try to avoid them.

      Signed -
      The Masses

    2. Re:1 Minute to Slashdot Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up funny as hell...

      Speaking of which, I think I'll start a futures market on sites /. will crash versus sites /. will drastically increase viewership off. You will be able to by put options against sites /.ing will crash, and calls against sites that will survive /.ing.

  20. /.ed by r_glen · · Score: 1

    Oh well, it's much more fun to speculate.

  21. Kind of an ironic name for a website... by ahem · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...given the current slashdotting.

    http://www.alwayson-network.com/comments.php?id= 14 77_0_7_0_C

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  22. Heaven Forbid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Heaven forbid that we just list the 10 things on slashdot... guess that would be asking too much.

  23. What about HR people? by tangledweb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it too late to nominate human resource consultant to the list?

    1. Re:What about HR people? by EinarH · · Score: 1
      Gimmme a break! And don't be so bitter.

      They do the important job of outsourcing to India!

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    2. Re:What about HR people? by kfg · · Score: 1

      Sir, they are now known as Human Capital Resource Engineering Consultants (or HCREC, because they wRECk your company all to HeCk. Consultant Resource of Associate Personel, or CRAP, was rejected by the membership as being both too retro, personel being erased from the professional lexicon, and too bloody likely to give the whole game away.)

      You must have missed the memo, but do try to keep up, will you?

      KFG

    3. Re:What about HR people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is it too late to nominate human resource consultant to the list?

      They'll be way down the line from the fucking "compensation consultants" whose jub is to make goddamn sure you don't have any problem with being overcompensated.

  24. Re:Most overpaid job? by Aardpig · · Score: 2, Funny

    First poster!

    Huh? First Poster is the most overpaid job? That's news to me, I thought the pay was pretty lousy. Which is a pity, since /. would clearly disintegrate without the terrific work of those unsung heroes, the First Post ACs.

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  25. and the top two most over paid jobs are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    #1 web administrator of www.alwayson-network.com

    #2 slashdot reader who spend all day reloading /.

    1. Re:and the top two most over paid jobs are by illuvata · · Score: 1

      #2 slashdot reader who spend all day reloading /.
      i can get paid for this?

  26. Always on? by carlcmc · · Score: 1

    http://www.alwayson-network.com/comments.php?id=14 77_0_7_0_C

    Problem Report
    There was a communication problem.

    Message ID
    TCP_ERROR

    Problem Description
    The system was unable to communicate with the server.

    Possible Problem Cause

    The Web server may be down.
    The Web server may be too busy.
    The Web server may be experiencing other problems, preventing it from responding to clients.
    The communication path may be experiencing problems.

    Possible Solution
    Try connecting to this server later.

    Uh huh - Always on...

  27. A ./ record by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1

    The site was down before the first post hit ./! That's got to be some kind of record.

  28. Re:And rounding out the bottom 10: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They get paid?

  29. text in case of /.ing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Database connection failed. Please check your config settings.
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  30. they forgot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /. story poster...

  31. Re:Most overpaid job? by Dutchmaan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see the first poster as being most over moderated job.

  32. Slashdotted after one (1) comment. by randyest · · Score: 1
    Guess that server couldn't even handle the subscribers. Is that a record?

    Well, until some karma whore or AC posts the article text, I'll have to make my own list of overpaid jobs. Ready?

    1. Actor/actress
    2. Politician
    3. Sport player
    4. Hardware reviewer (in any case where $pay > 0)
    5. Supermodel dressing room attendant
    Anyone else have more? ;)
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    1. Re:Slashdotted after one (1) comment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. Hardware reviewer (in any case where $pay > 0)


      I work in systest for a networking gear vendor - i.e. I am an 'hardware reviewer'.

      My $pay is > 0, but I deserve every cent of it - it's not so fun to spend the afternoon bent over 15-layer PCBs, trying to understand why a given batch won't work..
    2. Re:Slashdotted after one (1) comment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Supermodel dressing room attendant?


      They get paid for that?

    3. Re:Slashdotted after one (1) comment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Male porn star
      John Kerry's hairdresser
      Jon Katz

    4. Re:Slashdotted after one (1) comment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Male porn star Regular "performer" yeah, but a star? Just go and try some of the stunts - for hours.

      And professional deseases... yuk.

      I would agree about the bitches though..

  33. Another Article @ CBS by jaaron · · Score: 3, Informative

    This article seems slashdotted, but there's a similar (same?) article on the CBS site: Ten most overpaid jobs in the U.S. .

    Also, check a search on Google News

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    1. Re:Another Article @ CBS by jandrese · · Score: 1

      That's the same article. It seems to be making the rounds at all of the financial websites.

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    2. Re:Another Article @ CBS by cpeterso · · Score: 1, Redundant


      Ironic that the slashdotted news story is hosted on a site called "alwayson-networks.com". :-)

  34. Well... alwayson is currently off.... by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Arrg.. They be slashdotted there mattey.

    Even though its not "talk like a pirate day", it still beats talking like a landlubber.

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  35. ...and the 11th most overpaid job is by inhalent · · Score: 0, Redundant

    WebAdmin for alwayson-network.com!

  36. Of course by NotoriousBob · · Score: 0

    This answers the most import question of all; Why don't /.ers read articles? Well, you need to be able to reach it to read it.

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  37. Slashdotted! by avkillick · · Score: 0

    Looks like the always-on network just became the always-off network

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  38. law of supply and demand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No such thing as "overpaid". If someone is
    willing to pay it and some body's willing to
    supply it. It's a fair price.

    1. Re:law of supply and demand. by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If someone is willing to pay it and some body's willing to supply it. It's a fair price.

      Unless the guy making the decision and the guy parting with the money are not the same guy. If the board of directors of a company is deciding how to pay the CEO more (because the CEO is on THEIR board of directors) this isn't supply and demand - it's called "milking the system".

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    2. Re:law of supply and demand. by nick_davison · · Score: 1

      If the board of directors of a company is deciding how to pay the CEO more (because the CEO is on THEIR board of directors) this isn't supply and demand - it's called "milking the system".

      And shareholders have never forced a board appointed CEO out anyway.

      Pretty much the whole premise of the article was, "Some careers [appear] to ignore the laws of supply and demand." Just because you're ignorant of all of the factors involved in the supply and demand and it feels unfair to you, doesn't necessarily mean it actually is - it might just mean you're ignorant.

    3. Re:law of supply and demand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And shareholders have never forced a board appointed CEO out anyway.

      They do sometimes, although very rarely, and only with a huge severence package.

    4. Re:law of supply and demand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the number of CEO's was artificially limited, then yes, the pay would go up.

      But there is a problem with people being able to vote on their own pay raises.

  39. Number 11 on the list... by cyclist1200 · · Score: 1

    ...Compensation Expert.

  40. The guy keeping their website up by cyber_rigger · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Might be over paid. :^)

  41. Public Program Managment. by Brigadier · · Score: 5, Insightful



    I work for an architecture firm that handles airport noise mitigation projects. and I'ved worked with several municipalities with regards to differnt programs accross the country. The majority of these programs are federally funded. I recently saw a job opening for a program director assistant type position paying over 80k a year. For someone not knowing the real requirments of the Job it may sound intence but the job is so easy and so useless. It blows my mind to see how over paid public servants are in the US it is crazy. Not only that but how many uneccessary jobs are created in adminitrative positions. Another area is State education systems and the amount of money paid to administrative professionals when teachers are in short supply and classrooms are under equipped.

    1. Re:Public Program Managment. by devaldez · · Score: 1

      Government exists to self-perpetuate and self-propagate. It's one of the reasons that I find myself in a partiless situation. I am fiscally conservative because of the situation described above. Yet I'm socially liberal because government doesn't belong in the bedroom, clinic or other places...it should provide a justice system, a transportation system(s), a defense system, an immigration system, other infrastructure (water, electricity, sewage), and about nothing else...everything else is scope creep and we know where that leads.

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    2. Re:Public Program Managment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Another area is State education systems and the amount of money paid to administrative professionals when teachers are in short supply and classrooms are under equipped.

      Guess what would happen if they fired some of the administrative people?

      Answer: the teachers would end up doing even more paperwork and even less teaching, and the likelihood of the money saved being put into paying teachers a decent wage, equipping classrooms, or indeed anything related to education, would be very slim.

      Hmm, maybe I just gave away what my job is. :p

    3. Re:Public Program Managment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ripping on the government for unnecessary administrative jobs is popular, but bear in mind the average (in the US) fan-out of supervisor/subvisor graphs in the private sector is at least twice that of the public.

    4. Re:Public Program Managment. by LookSharp · · Score: 1

      Another area is State education systems and the amount of money paid to administrative professionals...

      Such as what positions? My mother-in-law directs a program that joins grants/programs and needs in poorer school districts across a certain state. This means she is in charge of equipping those under-equipped schools. She has an EDD degree (Doctorate in Education), and has spent 30 years in education. She is quite tech-savvy and knows the business/political side of the program inside out.

      I am a 20-something with no degree that supports web servers for a corporation.

      Our salaries are comparable, and that's to say well below the "Average American Household Income" figures that get quoted all over.

      Explain to me how she is making too much money, and/or is unnecessary?

    5. Re:Public Program Managment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      everything else is scope creep and we know where that leads.

      Job security?

    6. Re:Public Program Managment. by Keely · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Such as what positions?

      Such as district superintendants, principals, asst. principals, dean of students, athletic director, etc, etc - check out these people's salary's in your local district, and compare it with the salary of a classroom teacher with 5-10 yrs experience and a masters degree.

      Hopefully the discrepency isn't as bad as it was when I was in high school... The joke then was that in order to get one of the "cushy" admin jobs, you had to be related (or married) to someone already in one of these positions.

    7. Re:Public Program Managment. by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      Maybe you are a Libertarian? Take the World's Smallest Political Quiz to find out. I used to belong to the Green Party until I realized that government was the problem, not the solution.

    8. Re:Public Program Managment. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Government exists to self-perpetuate and self-propagate.

      Humans exist to perpetuate and propagate.
      Religions exist to perpetuate and propagate.
      Viruses exist to perpetuate and propagate.
      Corporations exist to perpetuate and propagate.
      Agent Smith perpetuates and propagates.

      By the principles of Darwinian theory, every complex structure exists to self-perpetuate and self-propagate. We are all greedy, and act for our own interests. It's why self-interest-driven capitalism works so reliably.

    9. Re:Public Program Managment. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      That quiz "reveals" many people to be Libertarain because, by the expansive definition used by the so-called "Libertarian" party, every government was libertarian.

      Capitalism, theocracy, democracy, feudalism, communism... they all fit under the umbrella of "Government only acts to protect from the application of force and fraud".

      That website's definition of "Libertarian" is incorrect (it really means "espousing the principles of individual liberty", not "government only acts to prevent force and fraud"). The capital-L party is no more about libertarianism than Democrats and Republicans are for democracy and republicanism. (That is, they definately support it in some way, but add much more to their platform than the simple definition of the word). Their definition of "government" is also humorously short-sighted.

      A final note: 47% of the US federal budget can be inarguably classified as "Spending to prevent the unfair application of force". And depending on how you look at individual items, much of the other spending is there to block force or fraud also.

    10. Re:Public Program Managment. by devaldez · · Score: 1

      I am a small-l libertarian as the Libertarian party has too many planks that are simply weird and counter-productive, such as plank 6, where mental health is denied. I'm not sure which person wrote that, but having had family in the "helping" profession in prisons and mental institutions, I am firmly in the camp that some people are too dangerous to be free.

      (and no, I'm not talking about Bill Clinton OR Rush Limbaugh) :-)

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    11. Re:Public Program Managment. by jafac · · Score: 1

      I recently saw a local job advertisement.

      It was for an assembly language programmer, who "must have good working knowledge of automotive technology".

      The guy was apparently going to be programming FI computers for custom car applications.

      The pay?
      $20/hr. 20 hrs/week.

      No - I do not think programmers are overpaid in this day and age.

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    12. Re:Public Program Managment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the principles of Darwinian theory, every complex structure exists to self-perpetuate and self-propagate.

      Yeah, but then Darwinian theory only exists to perpetuate and propagate.

    13. Re:Public Program Managment. by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      Of course. Give a human being a paycheck and hide him behind about a dozen curtains of bureaucracy and see how hard he works.

      Nobody cares about what their government does.
      Only slightly more attention is paid to what companies people give their money to.

      Socialism and capitalism are both great and wonderful ideals; unfortunately, people are just too )*#()($& lazy to make use of either.

      I guess the only logical solution is to exploit the system and buy a private island. :)

      Cheers

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    14. Re:Public Program Managment. by unother · · Score: 1

      Hear hear... ...once I believed, now my cynicism says I should just get what I can. Oh well. :(

    15. Re:Public Program Managment. by jonbrewer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It blows my mind to see how over paid public servants are in the US it is crazy.

      Have a look at the public servant pay scales. I think they're very fair. They are adjusted based on where the job is located. I picked this particular scale b/c I was offered a GS-N level job earlier this year and turned it down to go back to school. The salary I was to have drawn was $10k less than I had been making at my previous job, but was still $20k more than that of my Uncle, who has worked in the Social Security Administration for 33 years.

      Maybe you saw a job working for a contractor? That's where the real money goes.

    16. Re:Public Program Managment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a small-l libertarian as the Libertarian party has too many planks that are simply weird and counter-productive, such as plank 6, where mental health is denied. I'm not sure which person wrote that, [...].
      That'd be a bone thrown to the Scientologist wing of the party.
    17. Re:Public Program Managment. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > the teachers would end up doing even more paperwork

      If there was less government bullshit paperwork, the admins would be fewer, saving money to pay teachers better and pay better wages to the fewer people doing less paperwork. Or skip the pay raises and put the saved money into resources for *gasp* teaching!

    18. Re:Public Program Managment. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > $20/hr. 20 hrs/week.
      > No - I do not think programmers are overpaid in this day and age.

      Then you don't know what underpaid is. I worked about that ($14/hr, 25 hrs/wk) and survived just fine on that.

  42. Re:And rounding out the bottom 10: by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

    It's all relative. In their economy they might be thought of as overpaid by most of the population. Most folks I talk to think most computer people are overpaid (since it's such an easy job!)

  43. mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/1016490/posts

    1. Re:mirror by gadders · · Score: 1

      Thanks. You should be modded up.

  44. The list, for those curious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10) Wedding photographers
    9) Pilots for major airlines
    8) West Coast longshoremen
    7) Airport skycaps
    6) Real estate agents selling high-end homes
    5) Motivational speakers and ex-politicians on lecture circuit
    4) Orthodontists
    3) CEOs of poorly performing companies
    2) Washed-up pro athletes in long-term contracts
    1) Mutual-fund managers

  45. Slashdotters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever job *you* have-
    *You*, who are reading this and responding.
    You are overpaid. You spend your day reading Slashdot. Get back to work.

  46. Slashdot copy editor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    You know the one responsible for editing, spelling, grammar, and checking for dups...

  47. Well, i'm not on the list... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    though it should would be great if i was.

    i'm making less then $12/hr as a (linux) systems administrator and web programmer (cold fusion)

    anyone willing to pay me $30k/yr(plus some benifits) for doing one or the other can get me eaily.

    1. Re:Well, i'm not on the list... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a $100 script doing the job you're doing.

  48. Article Mirrored by TrekCycling · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's the list.

    #1 - Professional Athletes
    #2 - CEO
    #3 - CTO
    #4 - CIO
    #5 - Chairman of the board
    #6 - Generic Executives
    #7 - CEO
    #8 - CEO
    #9 - Guys at think tanks that produce articles like this
    #10 - CEO

    1. Re:Article Mirrored by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1
      CEO is repeated. I think you meant to spell one of them "Politician".

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    2. Re:Article Mirrored by evilpenguin · · Score: 1

      I think the order here is wrong. Michael Eisner makes more in one year than Michael Jordan did over the full term of his most generous contract. Sure, professional atheletes are overpaid. But they don't hold a candle to these CEOs who not only make more annually, but also have longer careers than atheletes.

      Even though it was a joke...

    3. Re:Article Mirrored by Kombat · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but in general, CEO's have invested a lot of time and money into their company, and taken a lot of risks to reap the rewards. They are generally highly educated and very savvy in the business world.

      Athletes have simply wasted thousands of hours mastering hitting/kicking/boucing a ball.

      Executives have earned their salaries through hard work, risk, and education.

      Athletes have achieved their absurd salaries through dropping out of school, loafing around the playground, and in many cases, simply being lucky. Who deserves $5 million/year for playing a *game*? No one.

      Yes, I have equal disdain for big-ticket actors.

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    4. Re:Article Mirrored by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

      So your one of *those* that believes CEOs earn their way to the top through hard work? Taking risks? Try schmoozing and having connections. The people doing the work are the ones who get paid squat to actual perform the day to day operations of the company. I'll gladly take risks for $20million+ per year. Pretty risky, knowing the worst that could happen is you have a couple hundred million to retire on.

    5. Re:Article Mirrored by Danse · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but in general, CEO's have invested a lot of time and money into their company, and taken a lot of risks to reap the rewards.

      What risks!?! Even when their companies are tailspinning into the ground at 1000Mph, they usually make out like bandits. Only the little guys at the company really suffer. Hell, even if they never worked again, retiring at 45 on $10 million or more is a hell of a lot better than at least 95% of the world can hope for. Look at all the assholes that have been involved in the various cases of fraud over the last couple years. How many of them will ever see the inside of a prison cell? How many of them will end up broke? Think about it.

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    6. Re:Article Mirrored by Yenhsrav_Keviv · · Score: 1
      Dude, you seem to be forgetting that many of the people high up got there due to connections, not due to hard work. The stories about a person working hard and earning their way up only account for a small fraction of the execs up there...most just either got lucky, had connections, or both

      I'd love to be a ceo of a company just cuz my dad or my uncle had a favor to do.....but that isnt gonna happen.

    7. Re:Article Mirrored by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      And I see that you're one of *those* people who bases their opinions of CEO's by reading the scandal stories in People magazine...

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    8. Re:Article Mirrored by smcavoy · · Score: 1

      Whaahaaaaa
      You've got to be kidding. CEO's earning their pay?
      Yeah Dick Grasso, *really* earned the boat loads of cash. Ken lay, honest John in my book.
      There's a list a mile long of crooks who are CEOs, and I'm sure there is a list even longer of those yet to get caught.

      Personally, I would put most CEOs on par with Professional atheletes or The "big ticket" actors.

    9. Re:Article Mirrored by saforrest · · Score: 1


      Maybe, but in general, CEO's have invested a lot of time and money into their company, and taken a lot of risks to reap the rewards. They are generally highly educated and very savvy in the business world.


      I would submit that even the most hard-working CEO doesn't deserve to make, say, 10,000 times more than the average gross annual income. And a fair number do.

    10. Re:Article Mirrored by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

      No. I don't read People magazine. Didn't even know they talked about CEOs in People magazine. You seem to know a lot about it, though. For what it's worth, though, the actual scandals that are reported on are the tip of the ice berg. The entire 90s bubble was one giant executive/stockbroker/stock "analyst" stroke-fest where everyone made money by talking about how great things are when they weren't actually DOING anything of substance, with a few exceptions. So I don't think many CEOs, even those that DON'T appear in People, are immune from the scandal of making millions of dollars to basically act as figureheads for their companies.

      Secondly, I'm one of those people who does actual work and has met very few executives that didn't get where they were because of connections or their ability to schmooze, etc.

    11. Re:Article Mirrored by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      You seem to believe there is no risk or hard work involved in sacrificing one's education for to practice athletics daily. Athletes stake their whole lives on this! Furthermore they injury everyday on the job.

      Plus once they make it they make hundreds of millions for their corporate overlords! How can you claim they don't deserve a cut of what is earned on their backs?

    12. Re:Article Mirrored by unother · · Score: 1

      Ah so... most professional atheletes didn't work hard, as opposed to those oh-so-industrious bizniki?

      Something tells me you've never tried to play a sport. And something tells me you're drinking the Kool-Aid Corporate America is funneling down our throats.

    13. Re:Article Mirrored by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 1
      retiring at 45 on $10 million or more is a hell of a lot better than at least 95% of the world can hope for.

      Probably more like 99.5% of the world... or even 99.9%

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    14. Re:Article Mirrored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see, what was your username again?

      ahh - bigmeantroll.

      Don't worry - it will all be over in a couple of days...

  49. Alwayson-network.com by lucky_duck · · Score: 1, Redundant

    is down...'nuff said.

  50. Talk about the pot and the freakin' kettle by Glamdrlng · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...yet human-resource consultants and executive headhunters agree some jobs command excessive compensation that can't be explained by labor supply-and-demand imbalances.

    You gotta be fscking kidding. Did the HR consultants and executive headhunters point out that their own astronomical salaries can't be explained by anyone? Anyone that is, except for other HR consultants and executive headhunters...

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    1. Re:Talk about the pot and the freakin' kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what happens: At compensation review time, the members of the compensation committee meet and order up a salary survery for like CEO's to discover the average salary.

      Then they say, '..but our CEO is above average and deserves a bit more..."

      And so it goes.

  51. Ironic by thomas.galvin · · Score: 3, Funny

    alwayson-network.com is a wonderfully ironic name for a webserver that just got slashdotted...

    1. Re:Ironic by peragrin · · Score: 1

      One does not wack with a sword, they slice, or bash. And Setting things on fire is a good healthy exercise, in a controlled manner. I presonally liek drying out christmas trees and torching the branches off with a single match. once the needles get going a 6 foot tree goes to 12 foot flames ... know for all the 12 year olds here that is a good way to lose a head of hair.

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    2. Re:Ironic by 0x41 · · Score: 1

      I think they should rename it
      sometimeson-network.com

  52. Sour grapes by bperkins · · Score: 1
    It would have been a more enjoyable article if it wasn't for the shrill sound of an axe grinding in my ears the whole time I was reading it.

    Seriously, since when is it new that there a cushy, overpaid jobs out there? For many, you need to get lucky or know someone to get them, for others, you need to undergo a long training program followed by many years of totem pole climbing.

    1. Re:Sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      breaking with the /. code, i read the article, #7 doesn't fit the lucky or skilled idea.

    2. Re:Sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if it wasn't for the shrill sound of an axe grinding in my ears the whole time I was reading it.

      Oh, that's just Bonzai Buddy. Go to "Add/remove programs" and you can uninstall it.

    3. Re:Sour grapes by bperkins · · Score: 1

      ..but you probably need to know somebody to get the job.

      I found that one interesting because I rember hearing a story about how right after 9/11/2001 skycaps had it bad because they _didn't_ get a salary, and no longer had a source of tips.

  53. They're just jealous by Blackknight · · Score: 1

    People will pay whatever they think you're worth. Athletes get such high salaries because they bring in so much money for the owners.

    If they didn't have high salaries then they'd up like music artists, where the labels get rich and the artists gets ripped off.

    1. Re:They're just jealous by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      People will pay whatever they think you're worth. Athletes get such high salaries because they bring in so much money for the owners.

      If you read the article, they specifically said "Washed up Pro athletes in long term contracts", the implication being these are the althletes that have a good year or two, get the long term contract, then forget how to play, but keep getting paid 10 million a year. Losing athletes don't bring money in for the owners. The examples they present show this.

      NBA player Shawn Kemp, for instance, earned $10 million in a year he averaged a pathetic 6.1 points and 3.8 rebounds a game. Atlanta Braves pitcher Mike Hampton earned $9.5 million -- in the second year of an eight-year, $121 million contract -- while compiling a 7-15 won-loss record for the Colorado Rockies with a pitiful earned-run average of 6.15.

      If they were just harping on professional athletes being overpaid in general, the examples would have been ARod and Shaq. In which case your criticism of the choice would have been correct.

  54. In California... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it's the grocery store employees, at least that's what the Von's CEO wants everyone to beleive.

  55. Suggestion... by GreggBert · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would have thought that "Microsoft O/S Security Assurance Specialist" would have made the list. No ?

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    1. Re:Suggestion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha. I can parrot idiology for Karma too.

      Windows isn't an OS. It's a marketplace. Linux, that's an OS (with the interface of MS-Dos 3.1 and the intuitive ease of use of the win32 api.)

      In othernews: telephone networks, roads, the internet still insecure.

      One might even shoot for insightful by understanding that what made Microsoft big and rich is what made them insecure. A cheap product anyone can use. And let me tell you, in that security metric, Linux smokes windows.

  56. Google Cache of the Story by sparkhead · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Google Cache of the Story by dangerweasel · · Score: 0

      If you look at the key words for that cache, "BUMS" is one of them. Too funny!

  57. You mean Steve Jobs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not his direct salary, but the private jet they bought him and the (unaccounted) stock options. $100s of millions, and they've pretty much brokent even over the last few years, with no significant market growth in anything other than iPods.

    Bill's a great discount of a CEO when you consider their profitability and market size. Stevie's raking it in while AAPL investors get pooched.

    1. Re:You mean Steve Jobs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.google.com/search?q=overpaid+ceos+jobs

      Stevie's #1, and not just in the hearts of Maccies everywhere.

  58. PO'ed photographers speak out. by TheMysteriousFuture · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Got this from a photography forum

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    There was some recent NEGATIVE PRESS about us as Professional Photographers being over paid.

    IF you would like to FLOOD this guys email box expressing your feelings, please go here:

    http://cbs.marketwatch.com/news/mai...3BF2A%7D

    Here is an a small amount of what he said about us professional photographers:
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    What follows is a list of the 10 most overpaid jobs in the U.S., in reverse order, drafted with input from compensation experts:

    10) Wedding photographers

    Photographers typically charge $2,000 to $5,000 to shoot a wedding, for what amounts to a one-day assignment plus processing time. Some get $15,000 or more. Yet many mope through the job, bumping guests in their way without apology, with the attitude: "I'm just doing this for the money until Time or National Geographic calls."

    They must cover equipment and film-development costs. Still, many in major metropolitan areas who shoot two weddings each weekend in the May-to-October marrying season pull in $100,000 for six months' work.

    Yet let's face it; much of their work is mediocre. Have you ever really been wowed flipping the pages of a wedding album handed you by recent newlyweds? Annie Leibovitz and Richard Avedon they're not, but some charge fees as if they're in the same league.

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    Come on gang...this guy can't get by saying this about us....let's send him a message!!!!!!

    End quote

    Interesting that he doesn't even consider that SOME (not all) photographers just MIGHT actually be over paid.
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    1. Re:PO'ed photographers speak out. by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Btw: what nazis run this forum. Ok, i cant view the postings without being registered. That ok. All the porno and warez sited do that, so the professional photographers have to do it,too.

      But if i register, it still gives me a message:
      You are logged in as , BUT
      blablabla
      you cant view this posting....
      blablabla.

      can anyone cut and paste the whole discussion over there? Im really interested in what professional photographers have to say about this (well, call for mailbombing is a childish start)

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    2. Re:PO'ed photographers speak out. by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      forget it. i just read the fineprint...
      paying 80$ per year just to look at the postings?
      Photographers really must be overpayed...

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    3. Re:PO'ed photographers speak out. by TheMysteriousFuture · · Score: 1
      It is a "professional" forum. They have the "free trial area" and the "Paid section" which is some 80 dollars a year. The idea is they want to have a place to discuss pricing, photography techniques, etc with out the customer being able to see the discussions. I can understand that, however recently they have gotten very strict with what can be posted in the "free trial area"*.

      The "free trial area" used to be the "free forum" and anybody was free to post anything they liked (photography related), use the search function, view member's profiles, send Private Messages, post attachments (pictures for critique) etc. However recently somebody had the wise idea to make it just a "trial area" instead.
      Now all the aforementioned features have been disabled for all but subscribers.

      Furthermore they regularly move posts from the "free trial area" to the "Paid section" which they deem to have "confidential" information in them which they don't want the "public" to have access to. Sometimes they will move the post of a non-paid member to the paid section and the poster can no longer access that post.
      For example you are not allowed to post ANY pricing info in the free section, regardless of whether or not you care if your clientele can access the info.

      I was considering joining as it seemed like a nice group of fairly talented photographers and I would have liked to have the benefit of their input, however when they started locking up the free area that just really turned me off to the whole thing. I just go to some other forums such as Rob Galbraith's forums now.

      I'd be interested to hear more of what they have to say also. My previous post was a quote of an email I received as I am a member of the "free trial area".
      Maybe somebody will post a link to this discussion over there.

      * Example. Photographer Costs in the FREE Section

      Text (begin quote)
      This has come up again and I thought that I should post this for everyone to read.

      It is common policy for the pro4um that we DO NOT post prices in the FREE Section due to the fact that anyone can access the free section (i.e.: our clientele).

      Please Note that any and all threads that contain photographers costs will be moved to the PDA section regardless of who started the thread (PDA member or Non-PDA Member).

      Thanks for your posting and enjoy!

      Sincerely,

      Michael
      Pro4um Moderator
      (end quote)

      Hrm... guess I should add tags :p...there
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    4. Re:PO'ed photographers speak out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops...Forgot that /. would eat my <rant> tags in POT mode. Should say "Hrm... guess I should add <rant> tags :p...there"

    5. Re:PO'ed photographers speak out. by TheMysteriousFuture · · Score: 1

      Just found a thread in the "free trial area" discussing the article and also Kirk's (the forum owners) email encouraging people to "flood" the guy who wrote the article's email. linkey (click). You can be certain that this will be moved to the paid area with in a few weeks.

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    6. Re:PO'ed photographers speak out. by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Well, I find it interesting that anyone would say "Come on gang!"

      Should we append to that, "He won't get away with this! Not because of us blasted kids and our dog!"

    7. Re:PO'ed photographers speak out. by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      I disagreed with the wedding photographer bit... sounds like someone who's got a pet axe to grind.

      The big problem is that he's complaining about professionals who spend a lot on equipment, have a limited amount of time per year to make money (the prime wedding season), and who live in a major metro area like Wash DC.

      Folks, living in a major metro area like DC / NY is expensive. $70k annual salary is probably the minimum amount that you can pull in and live a modicum of a middle-class lifestyle. You remember the old adage, never get into a mortgage that is more then twice your annual salary? I doubt that someone making $70k/year is going to easily find a $140k-$160k home in a major metro area. Especially if they have a family and want a larger house. (I live in a secondary market, about 45 min away from a major metro area and housing is around $150k+ for a decent house in a decent location.)

      Now, if he was talking some small-town market where the photographer is making twice the local average salary, he'd have a better case. $70k-$100k is pretty much the average salary for those metro areas.

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  59. THE most overpaid?? by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    'Fair compensation' is a relative term, yet human-resource consultants and executive headhunters agree some jobs command excessive compensation that can't be explained by labor supply-and-demand imbalances.'"

    These "human resouirce consultants" and "headhunters" are the overpaid morons!

  60. pay reflects risk analysis by Speare · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The bit about the wedding photographer sounds like he had some grudge against his (or his daughter's) photographer. Whine whine whine.

    If you hire a bargain-basement photographer's assistant, you might get stunning Annie-Liebowicz-level artwork. But the chances are that you'll get fifty images that are ill-timed, ill-posed, ill-conceived, ill-focused or ill-processed. You pay the money to someone who will get the best possible angle on the critical moments that the wedding couple will want to remember for the rest of their lives. Sometimes that requires a nudge to move Aunt Marge out of the way. It's not an occasion you're going to want to repeat if the photographer got it all wrong.

    The same goes for an airline pilot... think about all the training you're depending on. Sure, it's "routine" to fly from coast to coast, but emergencies happen and it's the pilot's experience and training that you're paying for. It's a little late to complain that you didn't get your money's worth, once you've landed safe and sound after a boring flight.

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    1. Re:pay reflects risk analysis by nigelc · · Score: 1

      My favorite version of this:
      "A superior pilot will use superior judgement to avoid those situations where superior skills are needed"

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    2. Re:pay reflects risk analysis by jandrese · · Score: 1

      If you hire a bargain-basement photographer's assistant, you might get stunning Annie-Liebowicz-level artwork. But the chances are that you'll get fifty images that are ill-timed, ill-posed, ill-conceived, ill-focused or ill-processed. You pay the money to someone who will get the best possible angle on the critical moments that the wedding couple will want to remember for the rest of their lives. Sometimes that requires a nudge to move Aunt Marge out of the way. It's not an occasion you're going to want to repeat if the photographer got it all wrong.

      Actually, the author made this point right at the beginning of the article. People pay a lot for wedding photographers because they don't want it screwed up, but in the end what they get is a set of mediocre photographs from guys who aren't all that motivated. It's not like your wedding photographs are going to win them any awards, it's just another day at the job, yet they still command outrageous salaries.

      Maybe some of these guys are good enough to pull down that kind of money, but every time I've seen them in action they just don't try very hard. A lot of them don't even do much work beyond the few posed shots you always get at the ceremony and a few shots of the bride and groom walking out of the church.

      Maybe I'm biased after my cousin's photographer accidentally lost/destroyed their wedding photos before they even had a chance to look at them.

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    3. Re:pay reflects risk analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAWP (I Am Not A Weddign Photographer) but I know a few Wedding Photographers and they're paid that much because that's what you have to pay them to get them to shoot a wedding. Shooting a wedding means standing around on what is probably your day off in a suit while experiencing two families and all their idiosyncracies during an emotional peak. It's boring, uncreative, mind numbing work and much like herding cats as people don't want to let you do what they're paying you to do. After all is said and done, one third of the weddings are going to be disatisfied with the photos and not want to pay even though they are the best that you could do with what you were given (or because they're just trying to get out of the bill). The price takes into account all the fathers that will demand the wedding photos be reshot at no additional charge because the bride thinks she looks fat.

    4. Re:pay reflects risk analysis by jfmiller · · Score: 1

      You apparently arn't getting married! "Professional" photographers are by and large no better then their 1/10th-the-price counterparts. Espicially for church weddings where "innovative angles" and action shots are limited, the differences become immesurable.

      The real difference is the marketing. By printing a few buisness cards and photographing a staged wedding one can add an order of magnitude to the price!

      By the way, If you are looking for wedding photographers ask to see the release on there sample albums. Most of the high dollar photographers shoot a mock wedding using modles, and the release contract will say so. If you wnat the real scoop ask for references and do some independant resaerch. Chances are you can find a local freelance journalist with all the right equitment and a pricticed eye for about $500.

      JFMILLER

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    5. Re:pay reflects risk analysis by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the support, Speare. I happen to be a wedding photographer. It's a lot harder job than most people think. Here's a link to my post further on down about it.

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    6. Re:pay reflects risk analysis by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Wedding photographers suck. They are arrogant jerks that are way overpaid for thier crappy photos.

      If the above was true about quality shots, that would be one thing. But most wedding albumns I could have done just as well. In fact with a midrange digital camera, I have done just as well. Sure, there were some lousy shots, but I could afford to take hundreds of pictures and then cut it down to several dozen worthy shots. BTW, disable your digital zoom. It is pointless as one can always use the Gimp or photoshop to blowup a picture later.

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    7. Re:pay reflects risk analysis by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      You pay the money to someone who will get the best possible angle on the critical moments that the wedding couple will want to remember for the rest of their lives. Sometimes that requires a nudge to move Aunt Marge out of the way. It's not an occasion you're going to want to repeat if the photographer got it all wrong.

      Some years ago, when I Was about 14 years old, I was at a family wedding. Since I wasn't doing anything, the Bride's father handed me his camcorder and told me to start recording.

      There was also a "professional" in attendance, recording the wedding. Time after time, I found myself crowded out of the spots I was set up in by this guy. Literally, I would get out of the way, look around, find a better place to shoot from, and be pushed out of the way again five minutes later.

      When the two tapes were later compared side by side, they were about even--my two failings were 1) mine wasn't edited, and 2) one scene where I completely misjudged the light and was filming people in profile only (considering I was pushed out of THAT spot as well, I'm assuming it was just edited out of the professional tape.)

      Apparently, my eye is just as good as the guy charging a couple of thousand bucks--either I'm alot more artistic than I give myself credit for, or just about anybody can do it. Gimme a break, it's a WEDDING. There's a formula--EVERYBODY knows what wedding pictures and videos are supposed to look like--it's cookie-cutter work, not rocket science!

      My respect goes out to people like nature photographers, jounralists, and people who use film as an art medium--who take unique, original photographs and not endless photos of people in tuxes and white dresses.

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    8. Re:pay reflects risk analysis by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. I'm calling you out, swv3752.

      I have a great shot from my wedding of the bride and I walking off into the sunset. The proof, before the phorographer earned his money, is our backs, in the shadows, facing a dull, washed-out sky.

      The picture in the album has all the colors of the sunset in perfect detail, while at the same time we are well lit, in focus, and not over-shadowed.

      It isn't because he had a midrange digital camera, took 100s of pics, and happened to have one good one. It's because he has skill. And I gladly paid for the benefit of that skill.

      I'll post a scan of my sunset pic, you post yours. Then we can see who sucks. (Btw, my wedding photographer was so far from being a jerk, my sister-in-law hired him for her wedding a year later.)

    9. Re:pay reflects risk analysis by dangerweasel · · Score: 0
      I work in a professional photo lab serving predominently wedding and portrait photographers. I can tell you that most (not all) of the high priced photographers are not nearly as good as they tell you they are. Most of them cannto run a camera to save their life. They rely on the lab to make the shitty negative they have taken into a good print.

      Also, think of the number of images that a typical photographer shoots at a wedding. How many of those do the bride and groom actually see? Do you have that much room in YOUR job to get something right? There are also lots of retouching that can be done, mostly for skin blemishes, but also to correct problems a first year Fine Arts major would have seen in the first place before they shot the image. Most of these guys are hacks who think they can pick up a camera, call themselves a fine arts wedding photographer (or whatever the catch phrase du wedding season happens to be) and charge you $2000 dollars for 8 hours of camera time a few more back in the studio and then give you an album that their lab cost if about $100. Sounds like gouging to me.

    10. Re:pay reflects risk analysis by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Glad you are happy with your photographer. The majority are not worth several grand. They are rude and arrogant. Apparently I am not the only one that feels this way.

      It is great you got that sunset photo, most photographers take a bunch of pictures of various members of the wedding party. Anyone with an eye for composition can handle that sort of thing. Set the white balance correctly, have good lighting or flahs as needed, and a little touch up in a photo editing program.

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  61. Alternate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FreePublic.com has a copy as well check here: http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/1016490/posts

  62. Idiocy by Otter · · Score: 1

    I don't expect "compensation experts" to be Ayn Rand obsessives, but they ought to at least have a basic notion of supply and demand. If supply and demand doesn't explain why some real estate salespeople make fortunes while most don't, what on earth does? Some Realtor Illuminati conspiracy to offer certain people salaries that are higher than "fair"?

    1. Re:Idiocy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Read the article description, the whole point is that they are artificial to supply and demand. Only in perfectly competitive markets can you expect supply and demand to apply. Some reasons that supply and demand do not apply are monopoly, unions (basically a monopoly on labor), customs/cultural traditions. etc. The reason that high end real estate agents are overpaid is because they make a commission rather than make a flat fee for each sale. It isn't significantly harder to sell a high-end house than a low-end house, but because the tradition of paying real-estate agents with commision is rather engrained, those who do sell high-end houses make more money for a nearly equal amount of work.

    2. Re:Idiocy by Otter · · Score: 1
      The reason that high end real estate agents are overpaid is because they make a commission rather than make a flat fee for each sale. It isn't significantly harder to sell a high-end house than a low-end house, but because the tradition of paying real-estate agents with commision is rather engrained, those who do sell high-end houses make more money for a nearly equal amount of work.

      Yes, but that makes absolutely no sense. There is no rigid barrier keeping "low-end" agents out of the high-end. You can claim "It isn't significantly harder to sell a high-end house than a low-end house." but obviously it is, somehow. At least it's harder to beat out the other people competing for the same small niche.

      I agree about the distinction between competitive and non-competitive markets but can't imagine how real estate and wedding photography (!) aren't wide-open free labor markets.

    3. Re:Idiocy by superflippy · · Score: 1

      I agree. Real estate is, as far as I know from friends in the business, comission-based. That's the incentive to sell the $750,000 house on the lake instead of the $75,000 house by the railroad tracks. At least they're dealing with tangible property that has a more or less obvious value based on location, size, condition, etc. What about people in insurance sales? They get commissions for selling a million dollars worth of "maybe."

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  63. Somebody else's fault by lildogie · · Score: 1

    13) uninquisitive journalists
    12) executive head hunters,
    11) compensation experts,

  64. Jeez... by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Skycaps?

    OK, I get harshing on most of the others, but c'mon, skycaps? Let's smack down a bunch of guys who make $30k a year standing in the exhaust-drenched air at airport dropoff points, dealing with irate travellers, lugging overpacked suitcases around to the cries of 'Be careful with that!'...so they make tips, too--you think the surly, don't-give-a-damn ones are the ones raking in $300/day in tips? Right.

    Saying it takes less brains than stuffing fast food in a bag is rather insulting to skycaps, too--does this guy honestly think that a skycap can just kinda traipse around with a cart full of luggage, darned if he cares what happens to it? (This even without taking the crazy new security measures into account--I'm sure that makes their jobs oh-so-easy these days...)

    Pro atheletes? Sure. High-end real estate agents? Yep. Skycaps? That's...kinda reaching for a top ten list...

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    1. Re:Jeez... by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. That seems to be one case where the market is offering a fair price given that the bulk of their income is tips. If they are not worth the service, why are they being tipped so much?

    2. Re:Jeez... by bogie · · Score: 1

      They get tipped so much because of the power they have over people. People are afraid that if they don't tip then their bags will end up God knows where. So no they are Not worth the service they provide. People tip out of fear. In the end just like the article states they are way overpaid.

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    3. Re:Jeez... by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Regarding skycaps, bogie said:
      They get tipped so much because of the power they have over people. People are afraid that if they don't tip then their bags will end up God knows where. So no they are Not worth the service they provide. People tip out of fear. In the end just like the article states they are way overpaid.

      This seems to imply that you would say restaurant serving staff are overpaid, since in this case even more than in that of skycaps, people tip out of "fear". The fear in this case is that if people don't tip the server, their service will be sloppy, or slow. Thus, the acronym TIP: To Insure Promptness.

      The fact is, when an older person like my father has a couple of 20 kilogram bags (that's 44.09 pounds for my fellow United States of Americans), it's easily worth a couple bucks to get someone else to help move them. He's not giving the skycap money as the payment in some kind of extortion scheme, as bogie implies, but because he appreciates the help, and he can afford to reward the skycap in this traditional way.

    4. Re:Jeez... by Wakkow · · Score: 1

      So why do they get tips while the airline person inside at the counter doesn't? They both deal with the same irate travellers, except one stands outside demanding tips.

    5. Re:Jeez... by Dasein · · Score: 1

      30K + 200 days * 300/day = $90K. I know a lot of techies (i.e. people with advanced degrees) that make about that and are expected to bust hump 60-70 hours a week.

      This opposed to a job that is probably 8 hours a day and prolly doesn't require anything beyond a GED.

      Yep, that's overpaid. Actually seems like a really sweet gig.

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    6. Re:Jeez... by swillden · · Score: 1

      The fear in this case is that if people don't tip the server, their service will be sloppy, or slow.

      Completely different. You don't tip your waiter/waitress until after you're done eating. Unless you plan on going back frequently, there's absolutely no fear at all.

      With skycaps, you tip them before they cart your luggage off.

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    7. Re:Jeez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty obvious you are/were a skycap (with a chip on their shoulder).

    8. Re:Jeez... by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yea. I don't get this whole tipping thing either. I live in New Zealand, we don't tip here (not if your a New Zealander anyway), and I don't understand why other nations do, I mean, the person is paid to do thier job, you should not have to, in effect, bribe them to provide good service. Being helpful and doing your job well should be, natural, it is here anyway.

      If I ever has to go to a nation where tipping is required, I would be forever worrying - am I supposed to tip this person, how much is appropriate, am I giving too much, too little, what if I don't have change or cash, or...

      Tips are wierd, m'kay. You get paid to do your job, no further reward should be necessary.

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  65. Looks like the same article by Kulaid982 · · Score: 0, Redundant
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  66. My pick for most overcompensated position by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Compensation Expert"--I mean, what the hell is one of these? What's the average salary of a "Compensation Expert?"

    Methinks there's a plot here to take our collective attention away from the truly overpaid.

  67. www.alwayson-network.com by jgregs75 · · Score: 1

    sysadms are trying to get servers back while marketing is rethinking name change to "mostlyalwayson-network"

  68. sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The very concept of overpaid is ignorant...it's a free market...value perceived or real is compensated. There is no such thing as overpaid.

  69. Top Ten Most Overblown Article Headlines by IronTomFlint · · Score: 1
    This article is definitely in the top 10.

    Unless you have evidence of some sort of illegal activity, it's simply impossible to be "overpaid". A worker gets paid what someone is willing to pay him. Period.

    This talk of what's "deserved" for one's work is blatantly leftist. Who's going to say what's "deserved"? By what standard?

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    1. Re:Top Ten Most Overblown Article Headlines by Anusien · · Score: 1

      That's a sort of over-simplification. Keep in mind that one or a few widely paid jobs set the standard. If one company is hiring and offering more money, other companies will have to increase wages in order to keep up (the classic example is Ford's revolutionary assembly line).

    2. Re:Top Ten Most Overblown Article Headlines by IronTomFlint · · Score: 1
      other companies will have to increase wages in order to keep up

      This is also an over-simplification. They don't "have" to do anything of the sort. If they continue to pay lower wages than their competitors in the employment market, then they may possibly one day have difficulty in finding enough employees.

      But the real point is that the market dictates what is the "right wage", so to speak; an employer can choose whether or not to pay that wage, or to pay more or less. The critical thing is that employers must be free to decide for themselves what they will pay for labor, and if that is the case, then it is completely absurd to talk about "overpaid jobs". No one's "overpaid" in a free market.

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    3. Re:Top Ten Most Overblown Article Headlines by briggsb · · Score: 1

      No one's "overpaid" in a free market.

      Ideally that's correct, but there is no such thing as a completely free market. The US certainly isn't. Even in a mostly free market it takes time to correct imbalances so you could certainly consider some people overpaid.

    4. Re:Top Ten Most Overblown Article Headlines by IronTomFlint · · Score: 1
      Even in a mostly free market it takes time to correct imbalances so you could certainly consider some people overpaid.

      No, you can't, unless the government has set price controls on wages. In the case of minimum wage laws, for instance, there are absolutely some people making the so-called "minimum wage" doing work that would never be considered to be worth the established "minimum wage" in a free market. These people could be said to be "overpaid" - but it's the government's fault, and the effect of such laws is to create unemployment.

      The labor markets function exactly the same as any other market with respect to their reactions to government price controls. If the feds slap price floors on the market (e.g., "minimum wage" laws), then unemployment is created because employers refuse to pay some people at that ridiculous rate. If the feds slap on a price ceiling, then a job surplus is inevitably created, because people will refuse to do the work for the government-mandated maximum.

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    5. Re:Top Ten Most Overblown Article Headlines by briggsb · · Score: 1

      No, you can't

      Yes, I can.

      You're talking about some model economy that economists use to teach classes. Salary changes don't react immediately. You're speaking theoretically. I'm speaking realistically.

    6. Re:Top Ten Most Overblown Article Headlines by IronTomFlint · · Score: 1
      You're talking about some model economy that economists use to teach classes.

      No, I'm not. A given individual's salary is an agreement between that individual and his employer. Unless the employer has been coerced into paying a wage that is higher than what he would have paid otherwise, the employee is NOT overpaid. This is not an ivory tower model. This is the real world. Now, it may be the case that afterwards the employer may regret his salary decision - a case of buyer's remorse. The usual result of that is: termination. In such cases the employer has decided that the employee's services are not worth what he is paying. This may be because he has determined that he can get the same services for less from someone else, or it may be because he has decided that the quality of services performed by the employee are poor.

      Let's take one of the usual absurd examples: sports salaries. It doesn't matter if you or I think that Alex Rodriguez is overpaid. His employer didn't think so when he made the contract. It doesn't matter if you or I would never pay any athlete millions of dollars. Their employers are perfectly happy to do so. The fact that the sports team owners make money - lots and lots of it - while paying out millions in wages seems to me to suggest that maybe they know what they're doing. Note that it's the sports team owners who are *unwilling* to spend money on player salaries who usually lose and who rarely make it to the postseason.

      Summary: apart from coercion, no one is overpaid. There are two possible outcomes when an employer gets buyer's remorse: either a salary renegotiation, or the employee gets fired.

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    7. Re:Top Ten Most Overblown Article Headlines by briggsb · · Score: 1

      I guess I just don't agree with your definition of overpaid. You say that as long as an employer pays the salary of the person then they aren't overpaid. You seem to think that a manager knows and monitors the salary of each and every employee, every second of every day. In the ideal corporation this would be the case, but that's not the real world.

      Summary: apart from coercion, no one is overpaid. There are two possible outcomes when an employer gets buyer's remorse: either a salary renegotiation, or the employee gets fired.

      Well forms of coercion can be very broad and exist in today's world hence my assertion that you're talking about an ivory tower model. An employer may not like conflict so he doesn't want to fire somebody. An employer doesn't want to fire a family member. An employer is a poor manager and doesn't know he can pay his employees less. Are all these cases coercion?

      Even in broader terms. A new machine can make human employees worth much less. Are they fired instantly? No, they aren't.

      This may be because he has determined that he can get the same services for less from someone else, or it may be because he has decided that the quality of services performed by the employee are poor.

      To pick even more nits, the moment he decides this isn't the moment that the employee is fired or the salary changed, so until that time the employee is being overpaid.

    8. Re:Top Ten Most Overblown Article Headlines by IronTomFlint · · Score: 1
      Well forms of coercion can be very broad and exist in today's world hence my assertion that you're talking about an ivory tower model.

      Well, firstly I've already acknowledged that some forms of coercion do exist: Minimum wage laws are a major form of coercion. Another form of wage coercion is exerted by unions. This doesn't change anything. If an employer is dissatisfied with the performance of his minimum wage employee, he will terminate him. Worse, an employer is forced by minimum wage laws to forgo hiring teenagers and others at really low rates to do really mundane jobs (does anyone really need to be paid minimum wage to sweep a floor?). Two consequences: teens don't get hired to do those jobs, thereby losing an opportunity to get an entry-level job in a firm, and losing the opportunity to demonstrate that they can do bigger and better things for a higher wage. Second, higher-paid staff get forced to do $0.50/hr-level work for higher-level wages - which leads to boredom on their part and lost efficiency for the company. It's idiotic.

      The ironic thing is that most people who whine about someone being "overpaid" are looking at the wrong end of the scale. They're motivated by envy, and they resent the fact that someone's getting paid a lot more than they are themselves. "If I can't get paid more than $20,000 to work at McDonald's, Alex Rodriguez shouldn't be paid $25 million to hit a lousy ball!" These folks claim that's not "fair" - but honestly I don't see what's "unfair" about it at all. It's only "unfair" in some socialist worker's paradise (and maybe not even there; star Soviet athletes had a much better life than the peasants in the factories and on the farms). The reality is that due to various illegitimate restraints on the markets, the real overpaying occurs on the *low* end of the scale - because of minimum wage laws!

      Okay, so my story has changed over the course of this thread ;-) So sue me. At least you weren't overpaid to read it. Were you? ;-)

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    9. Re:Top Ten Most Overblown Article Headlines by briggsb · · Score: 1

      I'd say I'm paid a fair wage, but I'm self-employed.

      You seem to be arguing with someone else with your response though. You seem to be arguing that minimum wage is bad, and athletes aren't overpaid. I don't have any arguments with those theories. You ignored everything that I said. Not that it really matters, but it just seemed strange.

  70. Re:I don't know about 9 by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    Since the airlines have had financial problems, a lot of routes have been shifted to budget airlines - these airlines, I believe, have less restrictive flight rules (pilots fly more) while paying significantly less. In addition, pilots (and air traffic controllers) are in some of the highest stress jobs around - at least if a bus gets in an accident, you can jump off, an option not usually available to airline passengers.

    and 2? Yes, they're overpaid, but why were they signed to those deals in the first place? In football (the NFL), the ability to negate contracts makes long-term deals (even for washed-up athletes) reasonable - if the athletes do well, the contract probably is financially OK, and if they do badly, they can be cut. In other sports, most high-money deals involve the stupidity of the owners in addition to the greed of the players. This is particularly true with the biggest contracts (for example, Alex Rodriguez got his 12 year, $252M contract by getting Tom Hicks to bid against himself and lose). In sports with guaranteed contracts, one would hope that the people making the contracts would take significant care in making long-term financial committments, but that is not necessarily true.

    The real overpaid people in both of these cases are the people who made the bad business decisions that have caused these problems. Do you think airline CEO's aren't getting paid a lot to complain to Congress and squeeze their employees? Sports franchise owners at least put their money on the line, only to forget everything they knew about business once they do so.

  71. Alwayson-network my ass by MojoReisen · · Score: 0

    heh

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  72. Re:And rounding out the bottom 10: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you do it. ;-) Just like any specialized job that requires cross field knowlege to perform, programmers are paid well.

  73. #10 by sckeener · · Score: 3, Interesting

    10) Wedding photographers

    Photographers typically charge $2,000 to $5,000 to shoot a wedding


    I went to a wedding over the weekend. The cheapest price they could find for a wedding photographer was $1200 in the Houston area. They didn't want to pay that so they got the UH school paper photographer to come and do it for $200!

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    1. Re:#10 by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      there is a LOT of pressure to get it 'perfect' in this field. and the clients are usually picky as hell and annoying as hell, due to the tension.

      and having to shoot ugly people too and try to make them look good ;)

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    2. Re:#10 by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Is that 1200 with prints and editing? That's cheap, my friend in Phoenix just paid 3000 for a graduate student at ASU to do it. Only reason I know is because he whined too.

    3. Re:#10 by Steve302 · · Score: 1

      We had a friend of my wifes familiy who thought she was a pro do ours for $600 and guess what we ended up with...no wedding pictures. Her camera "broke" about five minutes into the wedding and she didn't notice it until the next day. The worst part is that I called her a hack before the weding and my wife got all pissy. I wanted to say "Told you so" but I do value my life and my wife was more than a little upset anyway.

    4. Re:#10 by fermion · · Score: 1
      I can beat you on that. Many weddings now just put disposable cameras on the tables. Less than $100 for the cameras and an equal amount for developing.

      Of course, having someone who can actually compose a shot and use proper film and paper so that the picuters will not be grainy and the color will not fade in a few years, is worth something to some people.

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    5. Re:#10 by Dalroth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No kidding. My friend got married last spring and in his wedding the Photographer was a really horrid woman (late 30's early 40's). She did EVERYTHING that was mentioned in this article. She shoved people out of the way, she was rude, she hogged all the good pictures to herself. All while spending the entire evening bitching to anybody she possibly could about how digital cameras were ruining her business.

      You know what though, SHE was the one ruining her business, not the digital camers. You have to adapt with the times, and you have to adapt to the situation, and being a horrid cold bitch is not the way to sell yourself to potential future customers. You can't be complacent, no matter who you are or what job you do, times change.

      You want to take good wedding pictures? Hire a local college student who is going to school for Photography. You'll get a great price, great pictures, and the student will get some extra money for beer and some pictures for their art classes. I can tell you my college friends who were photography majors sure would've appreciated the work!!

      Bryan

    6. Re:#10 by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to mention the fact that photographers are usually on their own in terms of providing benefits like health insurance, etc. A friend of mine is a wedding photographer, and 1) he doesn't rake in obscene $$$, and 2) the guy has a genuine talent for taking great pictures...

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    7. Re:#10 by MrWa · · Score: 1
      I completely agree with this one.

      What is even worse is when the wedding location will not allow outside photographers or filming (unless you are gaijin like me. ;-) When I got married in Japan, the shrine had a specific list of people that could be hired for photography - at ludicrous prices - and would only sell a videotape of the wedding taken by thier videographer.

      Blaming the misunderstanding on language barries allowed us to get family members to film and the results were *way* better - and digital to boot!

    8. Re:#10 by khendron · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've never really understood the whole "wedding photographer" thing. At my wedding, every single guest had a camera. My wife and I asked if people could send us copies of their best photos from our wedding, which is no big thing because most people would do that anyway. It cost next to nothing, and the photos are much more personal than you would get from a professional photographer.

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    9. Re:#10 by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the pictures will turn out just great, too. Tell me, how many lights did the student bring? What none? Oh, huh. How about a backup camera? No? Hmm...well, how many lenses? One cheap off-brand 24-70mm lens? No long? No fish-eye or anything neat like that? Oh well, there's always the next marriage.

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    10. Re:#10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really, photography is just the beginning... there's no end to the BS when it comes to wedding expenses. Vendors of all stripes know that they can lay a major guilt trip on their customers and get a good response.

      They're just like funeral parlor owners.

    11. Re:#10 by On+Lawn · · Score: 1


      School paper photographer? My local city councilman did our wedding photography for $750 (true story). And we got to keep the negatives.

      We also did the disposable cameras at everones table, but didn't get anything good from them.

    12. Re:#10 by switcha · · Score: 1
      We paid a $1,200 for our wedding photos and they came out stunning, and she gave us a free engagement photo shoot as well as all the wedding negatives (very unusual) so we can reprint at will.

      We also spend a bunch on disposables for each table. All this amounted to is pictures of the ceiling and 27 different of angles of every 'wedding moment' (cutting cake, first dance, etc) that the wedding photog got anyway.

      I'd advise anyone that pays for disposables and developing to plan on throwing the money away, and not expect a single good shot out of it.

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    13. Re:#10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I shot a wedding once.

      ONCE. The bride and groom were demanding and in a hurry. They wanted quality and quantity, they wanted it fast and cheap. Nobody in the wedding party was cooperative, nobody wanted to move to better lighting, get the guests out of the way, stand where I asked them (with a smile), retake a shot that included "rabbit ears", oh yeah, and "no flash" in the church!. I was seriously afraid of getting sued. And I was TOO nice. Didn't get the cooperation I needed to do the job right. Then spent many hours doing digital "developing", color space profiling for their printers, CD burning, etc. The end results were pretty good considering... And then they expected me to give them all the digital files for FREE because "burning them to CD only costs 30 cents!" SURE, so you can print them out at the drug store, steal my income, and then use those awful drug store prints to represent my work to everyone you know? Oh OK, here, let me bend over for you!

      I'd never do it again for less than 2K.

    14. Re:#10 by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      The cheapest price they could find for a wedding photographer was $1200 in the Houston area.
      When we were pricing stuff, we talked to Yuen Lui. They wanted 5000 bucks, the rights to the negatives and to stick their stupid little logo on everything. Fortunately, a friend gave us the card of a very nice private photographer who cost about 10% of that, was a joy to have at the ceremony and gave us the negatives as part of the package. I feel really lucky, though, and I have no idea how to find reasonable human beings like this in general.
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    15. Re:#10 by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      We also had an amateur shoot our wedding. Result? $200 for over 400 pictures that were completely unusable. Every single shot was metered wrong...and the camera itself was broken, so only the bottom half developed correctly. Thank god my mom paid for that...I love photographs and was personally crushed that our records were so spoiled.

      I had to fall back on shutterbug friends...some of whom took some bangin' shots (all of which are online at images.dasmegabyte.org, of course).

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    16. Re:#10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't do a wedding for even $5,000. Sure i have all the equipment and experience, but that kind of environment? Hell no. The article writers have no idea what the job actually requires - i'd rather be a photojournalist in Iraq wearing a US flag.

    17. Re:#10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      she possibly could about how digital cameras were ruining her business.

      He-he, that's funny. Why were digital cameras ruining her business? She's not in the film camera manufacturing business, and if she meant people took their digital cameras around, lots of people take their film cameras around as well.

    18. Re:#10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking good wedding pictures requires that the photographer shove guests out of the way. You can hire some college student to take the pictures but why not buy a disposable camera and have some relative take them instead? Either way you are likely to end up with shitty pictures. Going to photography school doesn't mean that you can take good pictures. It just means that your parents are rich.

    19. Re:#10 by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      Digital Cameras are hurting and will continue to hurt Wedding photographers for two reasons,
      1) Digital "developement" is free and thus enough pictures can be taken that there will be sufficient good ones and alot of imperfections that would "ruin" a 35mm photo are just a few clicks away from being fixed
      2) The digital age has removed the demand for posters and prints for everyone in the family, just upload and email to the whole family

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    20. Re:#10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the camera itself was broken, so only the bottom half developed correctly"

      Sounds like a flash sync problem (user error), not a broken camera.

    21. Re:#10 by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
      The cheapest price they could find for a wedding photographer was $1200 in the Houston area. They didn't want to pay that so they got the UH school paper photographer to come and do it for $200!


      LOL! I hope the happy couple have a good sense of humor. When they get their pics back, they may wish they paid a little more.


      What many people are missing is, you aren't paying thousands of dollars for someone to stand around and shoot pictures. Any idiot can do that for $200.


      To some small extent you are paying for access to better equipment. But mostly, you are paying for expertise. Those pics will have to be processed--some areas will have too much light, some will be in shadows.


      Ever tried to take a picture of a colorful sunset? How about a sunset with something in the shadows in the foreground? How did the pic turned out? Not at all like you remembered the scene? Yeah, cause it takes skill to get that crap to look good.


      Let us know how the school paper photographer did when the pics gets back.

    22. Re:#10 by KillerHamster · · Score: 1

      Every cost associated with weddings is ridiculously high. I'm an organist, and I've played for quite a few weddings. The average organist's wedding fee (where I'm from, Cleveland) seems to be around $150. Since I'm not doing this as a career, just a hobby, I usually charge around $75. Couples are usually pleasantly surprised to hear that. I think it's reasonable, considering the work I put into it.

      If photographers are making as much as $5000 for a wedding, though, I have to wonder why organists don't charge more. Yeah, the photographer does more physical work during the ceremony and reception, but a lot of work goes into the music that most people wouldn't guess. I have to practice daily, of course. There are about ten or so pieces of music that most weddings use, but couples will usually request something special, which means I have to find (usually buy) the music for it and learn it. Sheet music isn't cheap. Sometimes I have to adapt something for organ or piano that wasn't written for it. I have to come to the church a day or two in advance to familiarize myself with the organ (unlike pianos, every organ is unique).

      At most decent-sized weddings, the couple will have a friend or relative who is a singer, violinist, flutist, or some other kind of musician who they want to play along with me on one song, so I have to arrange to meet with them to practice and familiarize myself with their style. Some of these people are horrid musicians, which doesn't make my job any easier.

      As the organist is in control of the louding thing in the building, screw-ups always get noticed. (Contrast this with photographers, who are expected to be an annoyance with their flashbulbs, and who can re-shoot if they make a mistake.) I have to be very careful to start and end the pieces, especially the entrance march, at just the right times. Weddings are always recorded, so any mistakes I make wind up on tape.

      I don't feel I should charge more for my services, but it does irritate me that photographers can get away with charging so much. I think hiring the school paper photographer was a great idea.

    23. Re:#10 by mlilback · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The cheapest price they could find for a wedding photographer was $1200 in the Houston area.

      My dad was named the 2003 Houston-area professional photographer of the year, so I know a little bit about this subject.

      For a good photographer, 1200 is way too low. When my dad shot a wedding, he'd bring an assistant. Some wedding photographers I know bring 2-3 assistants.

      They are at the wedding beforehand to shoot pictures because there will be no time during the wedding for posed family shots. They stay throughout most of the reception. That is easily 6 hours of work. Normally on a weekend. I don't think $100/hour for a freelancing professional on the weekend is that outrageous.

      Now add in the massive costs for a professional. For my dad, that meant bringing a professional lighting setup and multiple hasselblad cameras and lenses (easily over $10,000) so there is no chance at missing a shot. Then throw in processing costs, proofs (4x5 proofs of all shots are made), basic administrative/advertising overhead, travel, planning sessions, profit, etc.

      And don't understimate the fact that it normally is weekend work. My parents would work all week long and then not be around on the weekend because they were shooting weddings. That's one of the main reasons they closed their studio -- it was too taxing on their personal lives.

      You are paying for an expert to capture one of the most important days of your life, and you get what you pay for.
      Sure you can trust your wedding to a college student with a single 35mm camera. But is a few thousand more really not worth it to get a trained professional who uses redundent, top-of-the-line equipment?

      But then again, look at how much of the world uses Windoze because it is "good enough".

    24. Re:#10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friend of mine had a "friend" do his wedding. The guy was plastered within a half hour, most of the shots were crappy and he even lost the negatives for the few shots worth printing.

    25. Re:#10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      To some small extent you are paying for access to better equipment. But mostly, you are paying for expertise. Those pics will have to be processed--some areas will have too much light, some will be in shadows.

      I don't remember the source, but I recently saw, "You don't pay artists for their labor, you pay them for their vision."

    26. Re:#10 by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      At my wedding, every single guest had a camera. My wife and I asked if people could send us copies of their best photos from our wedding, which is no big thing because most people would do that anyway.

      Hey, it's the Open Source approach to a wedding album. :)
    27. Re:#10 by Whatever+Fits · · Score: 1

      Just get a referral. You should always talk to someone who knows someone. Some college student is going to try really hard, but they may not have the experience. Well, they won't have the experience. I have friends who are professional photographers and worth what you pay them. They don't take huge fees for their work and they do a great job. No, they aren't trying to get famous, but they love what they do and get paid to do it.

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    28. Re:#10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      All while spending the entire evening bitching to anybody she possibly could about how digital cameras were ruining her business.

      That's odd. It seems like they'd be making her business a zillion times better. People hire wedding photographers because they want professional results. As someone else said, it's not like you can repeat the moment, and you can have friends and family take the photos, but (a) they don't have the same equipment, and (b) they don't have the same skill. You're really paying for skill. Hell, when you hire a wedding planner, you pay them typically about $2000 as well. You're not paying them because it's anything you can't do yourself. You're paying them because it's a wedding, which is a logistical nightmare, and there are a million things to do, and you just want to not worry about them and you want to believe they're going to be done right so there is one less thing to stress over.

      Well, and also because if something goes wrong and the wedding is "ruined", then the bride's mother will never, ever forgive you as long as you live.

      By the way, this whole wedding thing has made me feel a lot better. I run the sound for some weddings at my church (it's too big an auditorium not to have sound reinforcement), and I get paid around $100 per wedding for what works out to 10 hours of work. I was feeling guilty that $100 was a big chunk of change for something the wedding party probably was surprised to find out that they even need. But now I know I'm 10% of the price of the photographer and I do more work, so I will definitely cease feeling guilty for taking people's money.

    29. Re:#10 by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I have no idea how to find reasonable human beings like this in general.

      Let their love of competition/your business guide you. Go around to a bunch of photographers (or any business you plan on spending a chunk of money at) and ask each one "If you absolutely could not do this job on this day, which of your competitors would you suggest?" Compile the answers and you now have better than 50/50 odds.

  74. Pet peeve about posts on /. by seagullkiller · · Score: 1

    I like Slashdot, I really do. However, it seems that a lot of articles are just introductions to something someone else wrote about altogether. You get a glimpse of what the article is about, then a link to it on another site. Then you follow this link on this poor tiny little server that gets flooded with thousands of http requests from Slashdot readers. The server gets knocked offline because the bandwidth consumption acts as a denial of service attack. Instead of just posting these links on Slashdot, perhaps you should get permition from the original site to link there first? Maybe even get permition to copy the article and post it here? Perhaps even be as nice as to get permission to copy the article, then host it on your own server instead? I am not trying to start a fight with anyone, I am just giving my humble opinions like everyone else does. I am not telling anyone to do anything at all except think about what I have said. Try to understand what the owner of that server is going through when they get Slashdotted.

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    1. Re:Pet peeve about posts on /. by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're new here, aren't you?

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  75. I wonder by zephc · · Score: 1

    where "SCO Lawyer" fits in amongst these Top 10?

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  76. Why even bother posting links??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://slashddos.org

  77. Glaring Omission by gmhowell · · Score: 3, Funny

    One glaring omission: operators/'editors' of popular internet sites. A certain one has maintainers/editors who:

    ignore user requests
    play games all day
    don't 'edit' anything
    don't read submissions
    don't read their own site
    don't properly test proposed site changes
    offend and namecall users

    No specific sites in mind

    (goodbye karma...)

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    1. Re:Glaring Omission by bubblegoose · · Score: 1

      First thing I thought of also.

      I'm thinking of the beer commercials, Real Men of Genius. "Thank you Mr. Slashdot editor repeat story repeat poster repeater."

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  78. Airline pilots by grotgrot · · Score: 5, Informative

    They ignored how pilots actually get paid. It is based ENTIRELY on length of service with their current airline. When they start. it is around $13,000 a year (yes, really). And don't forget they often have to pay back for flight school. The longer they serve, they more they get paid as they move up ("seniority"). Their career can be instantly over failing the six month physical/medical. And that isn't failing like ordinary folk would. The health standards are significantly higher. Oh, and if they have to leave an airline while earning $250,000 a year and start at another, they really do start at $13,000.

    The pay is definitely broken, but it isn't really apparent how to fix it. If they were paid on timely arrivals or lack of crashes, then there would be an incentive to buck the system to improve those in dangerous ways. They can hardly be blamed for maintenance, weather, in flight emergencies with passengers or any other "performance related" means. So seniority/length of service it remains.

    So why do pilots fight so hard for their pay. Simple. When you have been making $13,000 a year and growing slowly until you eventually hit bigger numbers many decades later, you feel like you have earned it. And all the pilots who have put in a decade at low pay don't want the future rewards they have sacrificed for taken away. You should also be aware that very few pilots earn those big bucks.

    Check out the series of articles "Ask the Pilot" on Salon which goes into way more detail. Quite frankly you would be insane to become a pilot for the money.

    1. Re:Airline pilots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fringe benefits baby! All of those hot and sexy Stews!!

    2. Re:Airline pilots by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Additionally, pilots (at least at many airlines) are paid based on available flights they can get scheduled into. There is a competitive bidding system at some airlines where pilots select the flights they want. But with fewer flights available due to reduction in passenger levels since 9/11 and with more airport hassles, there are fewer flights to choose from. In effect, many pilots, though staying on with their airlines, have seen their pay levels cut in half with more time off to spend it.

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    3. Re:Airline pilots by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      The pay is definitely broken, but it isn't really apparent how to fix it.

      If it's truely as bad as you say, then significant improvements would be easy to design. For starters, point out that a 30th year pilot is not 19 times as valuable as a new recruit, and move on from there.

      In normal industries, you see salary ranges between say $30k starting and $60k senior. Doubling for a few decades of experience might be Ok. A 20x factor is not.

    4. Re:Airline pilots by grotgrot · · Score: 1
      For starters, point out that a 30th year pilot is not 19 times as valuable as a new recruit

      Ok, put a value on it then. A new recruit flies puddle jumpers with 19 people on board doing hour long flights. The 30 year pilot flies $180 million aircraft with 350 people on board on 12 hour flights between continents (oh, and has 30 years of experience).

      Now comes the fun part. You are running an airline and you recruit more pilots. You have an existing corp of pilots and you could promote one of them, and make the new hires join the end of queue. Or you could ignore your existing pilots and just stuff the new ones in wherever you want, effectively ignoring the loyalty of your existing pilots. Initially the system seems fine, but run it for several decades, get unions, management, government ("deregulation" only happened 20 years ago) involved and you will end up with a mess that is illogical and bad for everyone involved at the extremes.

    5. Re:Airline pilots by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      If they were paid on timely arrivals or lack of crashes, then there would be an incentive to buck the system to improve those in dangerous ways.

      How do you improve your crash record in a dangerous way? Try to make other pilots crash?

      The article did make a very good point: pilots probably have less to say about a flight's safety than the mechanics who work on it. And they're definitely not overpaid.

    6. Re:Airline pilots by Fat+Cow · · Score: 1

      erm...maybe they could just pay them based on flying experience/expertise? why do they have to go back down to 13k from 250k? Their value certainly hasn't dropped that much - it sounds like a silly rule in an industry that is not competitive.

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    7. Re:Airline pilots by grotgrot · · Score: 1
      How do you improve your crash record in a dangerous way? Try to make other pilots crash?

      You could take more risky landings and fly through riskier weather in order to be on time. You could refuse to take riskier flights (eg because of weather, short runways etc) so that newer less experienced pilots end up with them.

      You could refuse to fly the planes if tiny little things are wrong. (Do a Google search for "minimum equipment list" - results such as this).

      Generally wherever there are incentives to do things for pay, people will take them. Some may do it not at all, and others may do it a lot. But it isn't something you want going through a pilot's mind as he deciding what to do in a situation.

    8. Re:Airline pilots by jred · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I agree re: mechanics pay. My sister used to be married to one, and he makes crazy mad money. Easily $100k+. Ask him what he does? Mostly sit around and drink coffee. He "works" long hours, but doesn't do much while he's there. Granted, this is for FedEx, so I don't know how much busier passenger airline mechanics are.

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    9. Re:Airline pilots by Loligo · · Score: 1

      >All of those hot and sexy Stews!!

      Uh... flown lately?

    10. Re:Airline pilots by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      If the airplane isn't safe to fly, then self-interest more than money I think would cause the pilot to refuse to fly. Offering them extra money for not crashing isn't necessary. Do they crash that often now?

      I think generally if a plane crashes the pilot is going to be more worried about staying alive than losing his "Crash-Free for 0041 Days" bonus.

  79. Slashdot effect by public_class_name_ex · · Score: 0

    I guess the alwayson-network isn't always on...

  80. Is it just me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    or does the article read more as if inspired by pettiness than objective insight?

  81. god help me by mgoodman · · Score: 1

    if systems administrator is on that list i'll kick someone.

    then again, based on the work some of my friends put into their sysadmin jobs, its very plausible...

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  82. No suprise.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's no suprise that IT pros or tech support folks aren't on that list, it's never fun being the red headded stepson of a company..

  83. And lay off the damn longshoremen by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 5, Informative

    8) West Coast longshoremen

    In early 2002, West Coast ports shut down as the longshoremen's union fought to preserve generous health-care benefits that would make most Americans drool. The union didn't demand much in wage hikes for good reason: Its members already were making a boatload of money.


    Maybe they make too much money. But ports shut down because of a lock-out, not a strike. Everyone that writes about this and wants to paint them in a bad light casually fails to mention that. If the Pacific Maritime Association feels that the Longshoremen's Union has too much of a stranglehold on the ports, perhaps they should consider that the PMA has too much of a stranglehold on the ports. Monopolies suck. Amen. One monopoly has managed to take money from the other monopoly. You think consumer prices would fall if the PMA managed to break the union?

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    1. Re:And lay off the damn longshoremen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's impossible to pick a side to root for in the PMA vs. Longshoremen contest.
      They both suck so much, they blow.

    2. Re:And lay off the damn longshoremen by G4from128k · · Score: 1

      But ports shut down because of a lock-out, not a strike. Everyone that writes about this and wants to paint them in a bad light casually fails to mention that.

      Yes it was a lock-out. But it was because the union refused to allow basic technologies (like automated gatereaders) used by many of the worlds better shipping ports (like Rotterdam, Hong Kong and Singapore). These technologies would accelerate the flow of goods in the port, reduce traffic jams, improve accuracy, reduce costs for consumers, etc. But they would also improve productivity and eliminate manual tasks, which means you don't need as many longshoremen.

      If these longshoreman want the highest wages in the world (for their job) they should deliver the highest productivity in the world. Nobody is insisting these guys work harder, they just want them to work smarter.

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    3. Re:And lay off the damn longshoremen by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's the other thing that everyone says when they want to paint the longshoremen in a bad light. And there's an easy answer to that one too: The longshoremen were happy to use new and better technologies in their ports, so long as they got a peice of the action. The PMA wanted to increase productivity and decrease headcount at the same time, and the longshoremen wanted raises.

      It's two monopolies vying for cash. Anyone who picks a side is selling something.

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    4. Re:And lay off the damn longshoremen by mveloso · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, get off it. Longshoremen are basically cargo monkeys, no different than the UPS delivery guys, except for one thing - longshoremen have more equipment, so they don't actually have to lift anything.

      It's great that their union is so powerful that it can disrupt commerce worldwide. That just means that, like the Mob, they've become experts in extortion.

      Don't try and point the finger somewhere else - those guys are way overpaid, and it's no good to say "hey, they're overpaid because the other guys is a monopoly too."

    5. Re:And lay off the damn longshoremen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with your anaolgy is you are assuming that longshoremen would be able to use the new technology. The PMA were forcing the technology not to improve productivity, but to shut out the longshoremen. From what I understand, they were going to fire a lot of longshoremen and use non union labor for the technology jobs, instead of moving them into the new jobs.

    6. Re:And lay off the damn longshoremen by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      It's great that their union is so powerful that it can disrupt commerce worldwide. That just means that, like the Mob, they've become experts in extortion.

      Ok. Except that their extortion is not based on threats of physical violence. The PMI is also so powerful that it can disrupt commerce wordlwide, and by your logic, just as Moblike.

      My first comment was "maybe they make too much money." But I can see no reason why it's morally better for the PMI to be raking in cash from their monopoly than the longshoremen. It's all a big clusterfuck. The work stoppage was because the two monopolies disagreed about how to best rip off American consumers.

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    7. Re:And lay off the damn longshoremen by G4from128k · · Score: 1

      The longshoremen were happy to use new and better technologies in their ports, so long as they got a peice of the action.

      Very good point. The real benefit of the technology to PMA is that it lets them cut labor costs. Most of the other benefits of automation in the port go to others (like the truckers that ferry containers into an out of the shipyard), to freight owners (like lower inventory costs for accelerated shipping processes), or to carriers (faster turn-around on the ships). As such, I'm sure the PMA would not accept a deal in which they get to pay for the technology and pay for a bunch of unneeded workers to sit around doing nothing. I wonder if the union would accept a deal in which the workers get early retirement at partial pay? $62k/yr (25% of 250,000) for doing nothing sounds like a sweet deal (unless you can hold out for 250k/yr for doing almost nothing).

      It's two monopolies vying for cash. Anyone who picks a side is selling something.

      LOL! So true! Another classic case of both sides suck.

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    8. Re:And lay off the damn longshoremen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those dirtbag west coast longshoremen union members, foremen union members, and those shipping clerks should all be locked in shipping containers and dumped in the middle of the ocean. Those scum helped delay Christmas shipments of Playstation 2's and helped cause an artificial scarcity of supply. They need to die a slow painful death along with the Sony execs that limited supply and overhyped the crappy PS2 to drive demand through the roof.

    9. Re:And lay off the damn longshoremen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't so much "workers to sit around doing nothing", but union lever-pulling jobs being at least partially replaced with non-union button pushing jobs.

    10. Re:And lay off the damn longshoremen by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Don't try and point the finger somewhere else - those guys are way overpaid, and it's no good to say "hey, they're overpaid because the other guys is a monopoly too."

      You do realize how you can take that statement and apply it to both parties in the dispute, right?

      Similarly, you could write:
      It's great that the PMR is so powerful that it can disrupt commerce worldwide. Which would actually be more accurate, since they initiated the lockout...

      Not that I disagree with your characterization of Longshoreman. But your arguments are not valid, except for the first one, which is really more of a statement against both the PMR and the Longshoreman.

    11. Re:And lay off the damn longshoremen by multiplexo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fuck that noise. There are Navy CPOs who do the same thing, who don't get overtime, who are accountable, who have to do this in areas where people are shooting at them (or driving up to the ship with a Zodiac loaded with Semtex) and who get paid about 25k a year. Longshoremen are overpaid cargo monkeys. End of fucking story.

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    12. Re:And lay off the damn longshoremen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I live down in Long Beach and know several longshoremen. There jobs are not tough! Several Longshoremen make $150,000 driving cars off of ships. Last I checked, I could drive a car. Others make $150,000 tying up a boat. Last I checked, I could tie a knot. And a few lucky ones just have to hose off a deck for 20 years and can retire rich. As far as I am concerned the Longshoremen union is just a messed up, very selective, welfare system.

    13. Re:And lay off the damn longshoremen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lemme get this straight. New technology would have made longshoremen's job's easier and safer. And They should get paid more for that?

      Fuck that.

  84. They should rename this piece by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 2

    They should rename that article to "Must Have Jobs of 2003." And who cares if they're overpaid, its not like they themselves are the ones paying those huge salaries. If somebody is willing to pay me that much, do you really think I'd say no? Heck no!

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  85. alwayson-network.com? by milkman_matt · · Score: 1
    I don't know if anyone's pointed out the humor in the URL yet, but I went to RTFM, and it looks like alwayson-network.com just became alwaysoff-network.com.

    -matt

  86. Malarkey by jdavidb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Overpaid" is an opinion. This article acts as if "overpaid" can be objectively defined. You may not think sports stars are worth it (hey, I sure don't), but apparently everyone else does and is voting with their dollars. If you want these people's salaries to be "corrected," you're going to have to sway public opinion.

    Honestly, I'm so tired of reading articles by people who never understood the intersection of a supply curve and a demand curve.

    Great reading on the subject from Walter Williams.

    I don't think the sports stars should make that much money. Sometimes I even resent them. But for me to decree that they're "overpaid" means I think I have the right to prohibit thousands of people from purchasing sports tickets. I don't have the right to that kind of control over people's lives any more than I have the right to choose their religion.

    1. Re:Malarkey by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      Well, I think the idea is that you look at what a reasonable replacement value would be. The point is that their salaries are NOT at the intersection of the supply and demand curves. For example, when they talk about athletes, they specify over the hill veterans, and the theory is that you could get a rookie with similar abilities for less money (and the rookie's probably going to get better, while the old guy's getting worse). Of course, the article doesn't seem to realize that some of the value of the old guys is in the name. Jerry Rice may not be worth what Oakland is paying him (I don't know, just a hypothetical), but he does get more people to watch their games.

      Another example was airline pilots for the majors. Are pilots for JetBlue more likely to crash than pilots for Delta? If not, why do they get paid so much more?

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    2. Re:Malarkey by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "'Overpaid" is an opinion. This article acts as if "overpaid" can be objectively defined."

      Yes it can. Sometimes people get paid for very little contribution. If a group of photographers decides they'll never film a wedding unless they make $5k in the process, then they'll end up overpaid. CEOs work that way, and because of their rich buddy network, they never have to worry about the dreaded honest work for honest pay. Etc.

      I think I agree with you that these examples can mostly be explained by supply and demand (the Athletes, for example). I'm just saying you can define being over-paid.

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    3. Re:Malarkey by Noren · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not quite, if you read the article it argues in come cases that the market isn't reaching equilibrium because of collusion or fraud.

      "9) Pilots for major airlines" and "8) West Coast longshoremen" are both claimed to be overpaid because of powerful unions controlling all the labor supply and acting as a monopolist.

      "4) Orthodontists" argues that the supply of orthodontists is kept artificially low by "U.S. Dental Schools". I don't necessarily agree with the whole of the argument here, but it's not based on misunderstanding of the funamentals of supply and demand.

      "1) Mutual Fund managers" is claiming the whole profession is guilty of fraud, may be an overreaction because of current events, but fraud is certainly a way to be paid more than your fair market value.

      Some of the examples cited are bad, but in situations of monopoly, artificial scarcity of supply, or fraud it does happen that people are paid more than their fair market value. (I do agree that most professional athletes are not overpaid... but the article doesn't cite the general case, rather "2) Washed-up pro athletes in long-term contracts", which is more arguable.)

    4. Re:Malarkey by TheWizardOfCheese · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I'm so tired of reading articles by people who never understood the intersection of a supply curve and a demand curve.

      Here's a free clue: when your working hypotheses are 1) "Everyone else in the world is a moron", or 2) "I'm missing something", guess 2). What unions, orthodontists, and CEOs have in common is that their compensation is not set by supply and demand: all of them, to some extent, set their own compensation. So it's not too shocking that their level of that compensation turns out to be on the high side.

      (It might not be obvious to you how CEOs "set their own compensation." Nevertheless, it's true. CEO's don't just sit on their boards, they have enormous influence in determining just who gets those cushy board seats - and therefore, who sits on their compensation comittee. See any of Graef Crystal's endless Bloomberg pieces for examples.)

      But for me to decree that they're "overpaid" means I think I have the right to prohibit thousands of people from purchasing sports tickets. I don't have the right to that kind of control over people's lives any more than I have the right to choose their religion.

      Calm down. Nobody (except you) has suggested that armed force be employed to correct the situation. You're equating a simple observation with attempts to "control other people's lives". That's just silly.

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    5. Re:Malarkey by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      "1) Mutual Fund managers" is claiming the whole profession is guilty of fraud, may be an overreaction because of current events, but fraud is certainly a way to be paid more than your fair market value.

      I would like time to counter this point of view but I am currently cashing out the rest of the OH Pension Fund and have to catch a flight to the Virgin Islands.

      You Neighborly Fund Manager

    6. Re:Malarkey by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      If you want these people's salaries to be "corrected," you're going to have to sway public opinion.

      And what do you call publishing an article like that, aside from an attempt to "sway public opinion"?

      Honestly, I'm so tired of reading articles by people who never understood the intersection of a supply curve and a demand curve.

      If you take that point of view, then concepts like "overpaid" and "underpaid" are simply impossible. They've been defined out of existence: "We live in a capitalist paradise, so nothing can be wrong, because the invisible hand would've fixed it already. Therefore everything we see is good"

      I don't have the right to that kind of control over people's lives any more than I have the right to choose their religion.

      If you think that people are behaving wrongly, you have the right (even the duty?) to try convincing them otherwise.

    7. Re:Malarkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't think the sports stars should make that much money. Sometimes I even resent them. But for me to decree that they're "overpaid" means I think I have the right to prohibit thousands of people from purchasing sports tickets.

      My state is looking to build a new stadium for a local sports team. The team could easily build its own stadium if they simply cut the players' salaries to a reasonable level [1]. Instead, my tax dollars may end up paying for it. If the state builds the stadium, my tax dollars will effectively subsidize the salaries of overpaid sports stars. You're telling me I don't have the right to complain about that?

      [1] Actually, the team could build their own stadium without cutting any salaries.

    8. Re:Malarkey by awol · · Score: 1

      I don't think the sports stars should make that much money. Sometimes I even resent them. But for me to decree that they're "overpaid" means I think I have the right to prohibit thousands of people from purchasing sports tickets.



      If it were the purchasing of tickets that funded the salaries I would agree with you but it is not. In this matter Europe and the US are very different beasts and I am talking about Europe. The salaries of footballers are insane. Real Madrid, for example, ran up a debt of about $100M, building a team to win the big competition. That amount of debt could never be serviced and the league organisers started talking about "solvency" criteria to allow sides to participate. So Madrid's council bought their traning ground off them for, hmmm, you guessed it $100M so every citizen subsidised the fsking football team. This is just one example.



      The inherent problem is that the leagues use essentially illeagal techniques to arrange television deals that mean I have to pay an extra 300 quid a year to watch _non_ football pay tv when I don't even want to watch bloody football anyway. Just when we think the externalities are about to bite, some bloody Russian comes along and drops 200M of his questionably acquired assets into a side to keep them afloat. The one solace is that this will probably just postpone the inevitable collapse. But the leagues will begin to discover the same problems that the record industry is discovering now, that the thing they are selling has much less value than they think when the technology makes their artificial scarcity go away.

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    9. Re:Malarkey by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      In the case of the unions and the scarcity of the orthodontists, what you are discussing is an aspect of supply.

      Calm down. Nobody (except you) has suggested that armed force be employed to correct the situation. You're equating a simple observation with attempts to "control other people's lives". That's just silly

      Well, nobody in this thread, but it does happen. And some people might like to see the situation corrected with a law. If so, then ultimately they are calling for armed force, because if I decide I don't agree with the law and choose to disregard it, I'll find myself constrained to the law with armed force.

    10. Re:Malarkey by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Very insightful, especially your last sentence. I'm just saying cries of "overpaid" often seem to be followed by "there oughtta be a law." Sure these people are "overpaid," in the sense that I don't think they are worth that. Sure we have a right to engage in public campaigns of persuasion to change people's minds. And more power to those who do. (And as you said, this article is a part of that.)

    11. Re:Malarkey by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Oh, no, I certainly do. Your state confiscating the money of its citizens in the form of taxes and using the funds to build a stadium prevents those citizens from spending their money elsewhere, which is exactly what I am arguing against, in general. If the state would refuse to overstep its bounds in this way*, then the decisions of those thousands of people to purchase sports tickets would determine whether a stadium could be supported or not.

      *Well, other states ignoring those bounds might influence this, too.

  87. How about college presidents? by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1

    Salaries of College Presidents Rising
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    By STEVE GIEGERICH, AP Education Writer

    While tuition costs keep on rising, so do the salaries of college presidents.

    A survey of college presidential salaries revealed Monday that the compensation packages given the leaders of four private universities in the 2002 fiscal year topped $800,000.

    The Chronicle of Higher Education's annual salary report also said that the top officials at 12 public schools are scheduled to earn more than $500,000 in 2003-04.

    With an annual package of salary and benefits totaling $891,400, Shirley Ann Jackson, the president of Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy, N.Y., was the top earner among college presidents last year, the Chronicle said.

    The Chronicle said that doesn't include Jackson's compensation for serving on eight corporate boards, which adds an additional $591,000 to her annual income.

    Closely behind Jackson on the list of top earners among private school presidents were Gordon Gee, the president of Vanderbilt University in Nashville ($852,000), the University of Pennsylvania's Judith Rodin ($845,474) and Arnold Levine of Rockefeller University ($844,600), who has since resigned for health reasons.

    The Chronicle said the $677,500 that will be paid in salary and benefits in 2003-04 to the University of Michigan's Mary Sue Coleman puts her atop the list of public institution leaders.

    Coleman is followed on the public schools list by University of Delaware President David Roselle, who will earn $630,654 this academic year and Richard McCormick, who will receive $625,000 to head New Jersey's Rutgers University.

    During the 2001-02 fiscal year, the Chronicle said, the chief executives of 27 private schools received compensation in excess of $500,000.

    David Harpool, the president of Argosy University in Chicago, criticized college boards that approve exorbitant salaries for their presidents while saddling students with tuition increases topping 10 percent.

    "We don't apply any common sense business principles to these decisions," said Harpool, the author of "Survivor College," a book that criticizes nonessential spending on college campuses.

    The Chronicle compiles its data on the salaries paid the presidents of private institutions by reviewing nonprofit tax forms filed last year by each school. The current salaries of state college and university presidents are determined by reviewing both nonprofit tax forms and the public budgets filed by each institution.

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  88. not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my colleague just asked to be demoted from systems programmer level 3 to level 2 being he think he's overpaid... :P

  89. Athletes' Pay by PimpDaddie · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think it is important to point out that the article does not criticize athletes high pay in general, but more specifically players with long-term contracts that under perform. Their examples are an NBA player and a MLB player. I want to point out that contracts in the NBA and MLB are guaranteed. That means if the player gets hurt, or just doesn't perform the team still has to pay them the entire contract. So even if you fire Shawn Kemp you have to pay him the $100 million. Now contrast that with the NFL, the league with the highest chance of career ending injuries. NFL contracts are not guaranteed. If you are cut by a team you are only guaranteed that years money, if after the roster deadline, and your signing bonus.

  90. More importantly!!! by macshune · · Score: 1

    "...as fast as an elk bear..."

    What the heck is an elk bear?

    1. Re:More importantly!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evidence that no amount of Slashdot posting makes up for being a sports fan.

    2. Re:More importantly!!! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      About 325lbs. If you can get them to carry a pack!

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    3. Re:More importantly!!! by sacherjj · · Score: 1

      I'm supposed to type "Booooooo", but I did laugh out loud. :)

  91. they are wrong about wedding photographers by Savatte · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Have you ever really been wowed flipping the pages of a wedding album handed you by recent newlyweds?

    It takes more than just snapping photos to be a wedding photographer. It's like being a drummer: Do your job well and no one will notice, but mess up and you'll catch hell. I guarantee you can tell the difference between a professional wedding photographer's photographs and some doofus with a disposable. Wedding Photographers are also not only working against the clock, but they only get one day.

    Articles like these with the lack of repsect for profession's intricacies as are borderline offensive. Just because the author doesn't see what the big deal is is no reason to bash it.

    1. Re:they are wrong about wedding photographers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe daddy is a wedding photog and that's whay the poster is peaved but I like the analogy. Most people cant tell if a drummer is bad until they screw up, fine. But a musician will be able to tell you how crappy a drummer is EVEN if he doesnt flub.
      Youre wedding grunt may not have his thumb in the photos but mediocrity rules in this profession.
      Having lived in a italian neighborhood where they nurture all the parasites which to leech you; limos, photog, video, wedding halls, bonbonnieres (you know,those dust collecting bobbles which they hand out at the end as a gift..hey, I cant go wihtout plunking a minimum of 100-125$ per person but I least I have salt shakers or two cappucino cups), I know this racket very well.

      Go to a dozen wedding photographers and you will notice the same lack of imagination, the same poses and the same egos (Out of my way, im the photographer!). No thumbs, but mediocrity DOES not cost that much. Having taken my SLR at over 2 dozen weddings, I can put up my work next to the 'pros' with no shame. Actually, I give my friends the negatives usually so they can make copies for their families without going into another debt.

      Wedding photographers are to photography what a wedding band is to musicians.

      I havent even gotten to the 'name' racket..you know, where the couple has to have this photographer (name=money) that all the other paisans used but get the minimum salaried grunt since he's triple booked.

      Weddings are a huge racket and photogs definitely deserve their rating.
      Too bad they didnt have a column for wedding videos. Buy a Canon GL1, learn a few eye catching transition effects and hten make people nauseous by throwing oine every 5 secs...oh yeah.,..these guys are artists!!!

      z

    2. Re:they are wrong about wedding photographers by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Ok, take all that into account, and then tell me why they deserve $400-$1000/hour. That doesn't even take into account that when they're done they own the pictures!

      I'm sorry, but $5000 for a wedding photographer is too much. I don't care who they are.

    3. Re:they are wrong about wedding photographers by meta-monkey · · Score: 3, Informative

      Geez, I'm a wedding photographer and I WISH I were making $400-$1000/hour. Let me see, I usually spend about 3 hours with the bride before the wedding going over the shot list, eight hours at the wedding, and then another 40 hours or so after the wedding processing, retouching, editing, and color correcting the photos and then designing the album. Man, if I could pull in $1,000 an hour, I'd make $51,000 per wedding! Damn, that would pay off my $40,000 in photo equipment in one week, plus pay for my health insurance, studio rent, and advertising, and help me save for retirement! Oh, well, I guess I'll have to slog along here at $2k ~ $3k a wedding...

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    4. Re:they are wrong about wedding photographers by goliard · · Score: 1
      Wedding Photographers are also not only working against the clock, but they only get one day.

      Not only that, but think for a moment about the number of billable hours in a wedding photographer's week. (This is the same as for a wedding musician -- something which I've looked into as a musician.) There aren't a heck of a lot of weddings between 9am and 5pm M-F. Generally, a wedding photographer has to make his entire weekly gross in a weekend. How many weddings per weekend do you think they can do? How often? I don't know how it works for photographers, but for musicians, if you managed to book three a weekend (Sat day, Sat eve and Sun day) steadily you're doing fantastic. Now factor in the fact that if they're doing that as their main job (i.e. no other day job) they're doing sole-proprietor work subject to self-employment tax; they're paying for solo health insurance if any; etc.

      Do the math. What a wedding photographer has to charge per wedding just to make a living is staggeringly high. And that's true for every professional who primarily sells services for weddings which requires attending the wedding (e.g. not including florists).

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    5. Re:they are wrong about wedding photographers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I agree. The thing about the most of the other jobs on the list is that they are artificially controlled in some way. Orthodontist schools restrict the number of graduates, you have to have the right connections to become a CEO or a mutual fund manager, etc. But wedding photography seems to me like a completely liquid market. If they're being paid a lot of money, it must be because their customers think they're worth it.

    6. Re:they are wrong about wedding photographers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>I havent even gotten to the 'name' racket..you know, where the couple has to have this photographer (name=money) that all the other paisans used but get the minimum salaried grunt since he's triple booked.

      I think you provided the reason for the problem. Just like designer clothes and status-symbol cars, certain photographers make a name for themselves and command the $$$ because of status.

      Is a Mercedes-Benz really THAT much better than Subaru it is sitting next to in the parking lot? It depends on your point-of-view. If you see a car as getting you from point A to point B, then probably not. If you see a car as an extension of your status or you feel the need to be pampered, then yes there is a big difference.

    7. Re:they are wrong about wedding photographers by menscher · · Score: 2, Informative
      It takes more than just snapping photos to be a wedding photographer.

      Just to elaborate a little on why the photographer is paid so much:

      • Equipment: cameras are not cheap. You could easily bring $20,000 in equipment to a wedding. You can't just go in with a single camera, you know... you need AT LEAST three. Two always on you, with different lenses, etc, so there's never a risk of needing to change film at a critical moment. You also take pictures of important events using two cameras, in case one malfunctions, the lab screws up the processing, etc. A third camera is in the car in case on of the two primaries fails. Of course, that's the simple scenario, assuming you're just shooting one type of film. Add to that digital, or slides/prints, and you need more equipment. Want decent lighting? Have an assistant (who has to be paid) follow you around with a second flash (wireless). Oh, and you probably have to buy (no, not rent) your own tux. Furthermore, you're providing the film.
      • Experience: knowing how to pose the bride isn't easy. I'm always amused when watching them get arranged. There are things that the average person just doesn't see, like position of hands, what's in the background, lighting (and proper placement of shadows!), etc.
      Yes, you can do it yourself with your little disposable. But I can guarantee they'll look crappy. You won't know why the pro's pictures look better, because you're not trained to see it. All you'll know is that gut feeling that he did something you didn't.

      Of course, I'm slightly biased, having a father who is a pro photographer. I'll acknowledge that there are many crappy photographers out there. But it's an art, so don't attack the entire field.

      Finally here's my proof that I am qualified to make the above statements. ;)

    8. Re:they are wrong about wedding photographers by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Yes, you can do it yourself with your little disposable. But I can guarantee they'll look crappy. You won't know why the pro's pictures look better, because you're not trained to see it. All you'll know is that gut feeling that he did something you didn't.

      And yet, the point raised by the article is, oftentimes the "professional" pictures don't look better. Yes, often, they do. But I've seen more than a small number of absolutely dreadful wedding spreads -- what exactly was the couple paying for then?
    9. Re:they are wrong about wedding photographers by Goldsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree.

      There are pressures to perform in any job, and simply saying that screwing up will cost you money is no reason to charge as much as is charged. If I screw up in my job, the building I work in may end up with a large smoking hole in the side, yet I don't get paid a third of the money they claim a wedding photographer gets.

      I actually have been wowed flipping through the pages of a wedding album from some newlywed friends of mine, and the pictures were taken by what I would call a "cheap" wedding photographer. This was someone who does it as a hobby, and charges commensurately.

      You're right when you say it's like being a drummer. You should and can only do it if you would do it for free. If you feel the need to make boatloads of money off of it, I don't want you taking pictures at my wedding.

    10. Re:they are wrong about wedding photographers by JKConsult · · Score: 1
      Oh, well, I guess I'll have to slog along here at $2k ~ $3k a wedding..

      So I'm supposed to feel sorry for you because, by your own numbers, you only make 40 bucks to 60 bucks an hour? Sorry, the sympathy pot is all full.

    11. Re:they are wrong about wedding photographers by meta-monkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not saying you have to feel sorry for me. I think it's a pretty fair wage. If anything, though, it's too low, for the amount of stress you take on. Running a business is very stressful, in general, and wedding photography is doubly hard...there are no do-overs. You either get the shots or you ruin the most important day of some poor girl's life. I was merely responding sarcasticly to the guy who thinks I make $1,000/hour.

      Oh, and by the way, that's $40 to $60 per hour of real work. Not like people who say they work a 40 hour a week job, but then they come in half an hour late every day, and leave half an hour early, take an hour and a half for lunch, and are sure to spend 45 minutes a day chatting with their co-workers by the water cooler. When you're self employed, when you're not working, you're not making jack.

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    12. Re:they are wrong about wedding photographers by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      The moron couple that were at our wedding failed in one aspect - they did not get a picture of just me and my wife together.

      The guy that my wife's aunt hired to video tape it used all sorts of effects from some cheesy 70's video - and his battery ran out right after "I do".

      Idiots. But like you said - do your job well....

    13. Re:they are wrong about wedding photographers by danila · · Score: 1

      I am not a wedding photographer, I never had a wedding (although I attended one) and I don't plan to. But I have a question - why do these people expect to be able to earn their living working two days a week (ignoring for the moment their ridiculous claims of working 40 hours to process photos from one wedding)?

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    14. Re:they are wrong about wedding photographers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That photo is your proof you know what your talking about in regards to photos? Uhg! That photo is terrible. I hope it was done in photoshop (or some such) and not taken like that. Side profile? Hardly anyone looks good in profile. She is too dark to see correctly. If it was a shadow profile that was intended, its dead wrong. She should have been completly black against the background, which is too dark to start with and the lighting on her face is awful.

  92. Missing from the list? by bl968 · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Slashdot Editor?

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  93. Slashdotted by bbtom · · Score: 1

    Slightly worrying for a site called the "always on network"...

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  94. Looks Like by jstrain · · Score: 0, Redundant

    the always-on.com domain isn't...

  95. Whuh? by bobdotorg · · Score: 1

    At any salary, how did porn actress auditioner not make the freakin' list?

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  96. Many are overpaid, even more then become underpaid by 2TecTom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The gap between top and bottom salaries is at a historic all time high. The powerful simply bent the rules so they gain more than their fair share at the expense of all of the rest of us. This cripples our economy as it's a clear disincentive to labor. At the current rate of mismanagement, it surely won't be too long before the whole rotten house of cards collapses again. Excessive affluence is a sure sign of a corrupt society and I, for one, wish there was even some justice in America. Really, the real enemy isn't overseas, they inhabit the top floors of our institutions.

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  97. my top ~10 by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 1

    Barring superstar athletes and media personalities, because they are obviously the most grossly overpaid citizens, I would say lawyers, mutual fund managers, and CEOs are the most undeserving, overpaid people in the world. Everyone knows that companies make most of their money on the efforts of under-appreciated engineers and scientists. Writing a few peices of usefull code or solving a new problem makes tons more money than the hundreds of strategic 'planning' meetings that middle and upper management are always in, mostly for the purpose of justifying their positions. Engineers and R&D people are the most underpaid. Them and Wallmart employees. I truly feel for them. At the rate things are going, I am seriously considering applying for work at a shipping port. I don't mind a little physical labor, especially at those pay rates. The other most underpaid folks around are military grunts. The infantry put their asses on the line for about $18k per year. This looks good until you are deployed to a desert for 12+ months. The govt' gives way too much money to the likes of DynCorp and Haliburton, most of the time they don't know what they are getting for the money.

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  98. Quite surprised by teledyne · · Score: 1

    to see Longshoremen on the list. My dad had many friends who became longshoremen, and yes the money was really good. And my uncle happens to manage a stevedoring (ship un/docking, moving of goods) company. But these people deserve the good money. They have to ship out many thousands of tons of lumber to foreign countries, the best example, Japan. It's a pretty dangerous job, unlike what the article happens to say. And it's not easy to become a longshoreman. If you're related to someone who's in the business, your chance skyrockets. It's like a family business that happens to pay really well.

  99. Airline pilots? by pcraven · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't think top airline pilots are overpaid.

    Consider the fact that their 'off' hours are usually away from home. There is a LOT of work that they do outside of flying. This doesn't count in their per-hour charge.

    They spend a lot of time gaining hours in small aircraft and as co-pilots of large aircraft. And they get dirt-pay for that.

    They can't drink 12 hours before going on the job.

    They work odd hours.

    They are controlling a big gas tank with an aluminum shell and 300 people inside, all while moving 600+ mph in weather conditions that prevent you from seeing out side.

    Yea, I want a good incentive for the pilot up front in my aircraft. I want to get to my destination!

    1. Re:Airline pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >They can't drink 12 hours before going on the job.

      Well, they shouldn't drink AT ALL.

    2. Re:Airline pilots? by Little+Brother · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the salary of a entry-level airline pilot makes them eligable for foodstamps, except some airline companies have gone so far to prohibit their pilots from applying, because it looks bad on the company image. No, pilots might be on the list of most UNDER-paid jobs, but not on the list of most overpaid. (Although the long time pilots do tend to make quite a bit more than the entry-level pilots).

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    3. Re:Airline pilots? by isorox · · Score: 1

      They can't drink 12 hours before going on the job.

      Hey, I can't drink for more then 12 hours before going on the job either, at least not unless the boss is off

    4. Re:Airline pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Name one industry (besides transportation) where they would care if you had a glass of wine or a beer at 10pm and came in to work the next morning at 8.

      Now if you go out and get smashed, and then show up the next day hung over, that's a different story. But airline pilots (and others flying any type of aircraft for any reason) aren't allowed to have ANY alcohol within 12 hours of flying.

    5. Re:Airline pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen!

    6. Re:Airline pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      12 hours is the federal minimum - look at company standards and you'll find it's more often 24 hours.

      They're also subject to random piss-testing, unlike CEOs (where we're left to wonder what they're smoking).

      They can't take most over-the-counter meds, either. When it comes to prescription drugs - that's like tap-dancing on a minefield.

      It's not just on-the-job stuff, either. If they ever get a DUI, they pretty much kissed their career goodbye.

      Of course, since we all know that having a job with 14-20 hour days, moving every few years, most nights on the job (which can be in the middle of the day) away from home, constant jet lag, and dealing with passenger and extrememly tight company and federal regulations is so low-stress that these guys and gals would never dream of having a drink.

      If you average the pay of a pilot who reached madatory retirement age at a major airline of the course of his working life, do you really think it'd be so impressive?

    7. Re:Airline pilots? by isorox · · Score: 1

      can't drink for more then 12 hours before going on the job
      Now if you go out and get smashed,

      I'm impressed if you can drink for more then 12 hours without getting smashed

  100. I do not buy Skycap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not buy the skycap. Where do you get 18 passengers per hour? Many shot-term business travellers prefer to carry-on luggage. Families with more luggage are often budget concious and do not use the service. Where does that 18 come from?

  101. 10 Most Overpaid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Barbara Streisand Katie Couric Terry McAuliffe Clinton (both Hillary and Bill) Tim Robbins Sean Penn Arianna Huffington Dan Rather Ted Turner

    1. Re:10 Most Overpaid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and lets not forget their right-leaning counterparts

  102. *ding ding* you are wrong also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  103. Have a good flight Chris by jgregs75 · · Score: 1

    Forwarding this article along with a picture of ole Chris Plummer to Local 1006 Skycaps Union. HA! This guy is never going to arrive at his destination with his luggage again.

  104. Oh, the irony by Inzite · · Score: 1

    An error occured while loading http://www.alwayson-network.com/comments.php?id=14 77_0_7_0_C:

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    alwayson-network.com???
    Not anymore!

    Those servers who have not studied the slashdot effect are doomed to repeat it

    1. Re:Oh, the irony by glenstar · · Score: 1

      Overpaid job Number 11: alwayson-network.com System Administrator

  105. Ha! My job made the list by meta-monkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm a wedding photographer (#10 on the list).

    They're right and they're wrong. First, you can spend as little or as much on a wedding photographer as you want. I know people who will show up for $300, shoot a few dozen rolls of film and hand them to the bride and groom on the way out the door. Will there be some good photos? Maybe, but you can expect an awful lot of crap.

    On the other hand, when my wife and I shoot a wedding, we make every photo a work of art: color correct, crop, edit, retouch, black and white, sepia, hand tinting, etc etc etc. Then we design a one of a kind album. This is not a "weekend" job. We spend probably about 3 hours before the wedding going over details and meeting with the couple, an entire day at the wedding (getting ready through the reception), and then about 40 to 50 hours the next week processing all the photos. Oh, and we also have to pay for our $40,000 of photo equipment, lights, computers, etc etc, not to mention all the rest of the stuff that goes along with running a business. Advertising, office space and supplies, promotional materials, phone line, fax line, internet, website, etc. Then, since we're working for ourselves, we have to provide our own benefits, so we're paying our own health insurance, and providing for our own retirement. Oh, and there ain't no two week's paid vacation, either.

    With the advent of digital imaging, the technical aspects of photography have increased many times over. I've actually got a Master's degree in electrical and computer engineering. These days, you have to be an artist, an engineer, and oh, yeah a businessman, too. Good luck finding somebody to do all that for $300.

    By the way, if you'd like to see our work (or need a photographer!) you can check out our website.

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  106. Re: Add this to #2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since pro-athletes are entertainers, we might as will lump TV-sitcom prima-donnas in their final season. :-)

  107. Number 10 is by Alomex · · Score: 5, Funny


    Wedding photographer.

    Surely the most overpaid job in the world is supermodel photographer.

    I would gladly do the job for ten grand, so long as I can pay in instalments...

    1. Re:Number 10 is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking that Playboy photographer would be really hard work too. *rimshot*

    2. Re:Number 10 is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How 'bout MLB umpire? They make more than some of the players. I'd love to call balls and strikes for a living...the up to $500,000 per year would be icing on the cake.

      How 'bout MLB bat boys? They're usually college students and "sacrifice" their evenings and a few days to "work" (i.e. hang around players and coaches). The ones who work the visiting dugout pull in around $60,000 per season in tips. That's almost $1000 per night!

      Somehow I imagine that other professional sports pay support staff similarly.

    3. Re:Number 10 is by PD · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that MALE PORN STAR isn't on the list of overpaid people. If someone makes $30,000 a year making movies, he's at least $50,000 overpaid.

      There are lots of people who would pay 20 thousand a year to be having sex with a large variety of women, several times a week, who are supposed to pretend they like it, and have their HIV tests in order.

    4. Re:Number 10 is by markxsd · · Score: 1
      having sex with a large variety of women, several times a week, who are supposed to pretend they like it, and have their HIV tests in order

      Professional sportsman was on the list ;-)

    5. Re:Number 10 is by easyfrag · · Score: 1

      Surely the most overpaid job in the world is supermodel photographer.

      I wonder how much money is made by the graphic artist who airbrushes every wrinkle, blemish, and mole (except the perfectly placed fake ones) off of the photos of the models. I'm thinking the photoshop guy is just as important to a supermodel's image as a makeup artist or photographer.

    6. Re:Number 10 is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but who wants to do the photoshop guy?

    7. Re:Number 10 is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sexy with a variety of large women? WHERE do I sign up? Large beautiful women, I'd pay. Those stick figures that are paid to stand still in magazines, you can have 'em.

      I admit it, I wallow in it. Pun intended.

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    8. Re:Number 10 is by damiam · · Score: 1

      It's not easy being a male porn star. There are certain physical requirements you have to be able to meet. Can you get it up on command? Instantly, every time? In front of a camera and a dozen other people? At a 4:30 AM shoot?

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    9. Re:Number 10 is by PD · · Score: 1

      With Viagra? I would be willing to take part in a double blind study.

    10. Re:Number 10 is by Animats · · Score: 1
      Surely the most overpaid job in the world is supermodel photographer.

      Some photographers are worth it. Look at Richard Avedon's work.

      Talk to some models. It's a lousy job. The top 50 or so make real money. All the others make less than a mid-level programmer. Below the top 500 or so, it's a part-time job with a short career. There are thousands of actress/model/waitress types in LA.

  108. A better example. by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

    Advertising corrupts anything it touches. (Just look at professional baseball or pop music for prime examples.)

    Come on... you're on slashdot... the BEST example here would be the effect it has had on email.

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  109. Photography costs high by akuzi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wedding photographers may be overpaid, but equipment and printing costs are also rather high. Consider that the Zeiss lenses for Hassleblads can cost up to $3000, and 8x10 prints at a professional photo lab will be around $30 each, more for custom prints. It must all add up pretty quickly.

    Also consider the stress involved on the day and the required mix of technical and people skills involved. Certainly not an easy job to do well.

  110. Re:It's slashdotted now but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    come on you dipshits this is funny!!!

  111. pilots for major airlines by cheezus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    disclaimer: I only know this because at my uni the dept of computer science is for some stupid reason in the school of aerospace sciences.

    Lots of kids come in going for a commerical aviation degree dreaming of making a quarter mil a year. The reality? For the ones lucky enough to get a job out of college it's flying some puddle jumping prop for less than $20,000 a year. The guys making the huge money are flying the big jets, and they only get to do that because they have an insane amount of flight hours. Know who is able to rack up insane amount of flight hours (it's expensive)? That's right, retired air force pilots.

    Experience can demand that kind of money because that experience is expensive/difficult to get in the first place.

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    1. Re:pilots for major airlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, even retired Air Force pilots don't have that many hours; 2000-2500 is common. There are a lot of civilian pilots out there that have a lot more than that. The military does have the best training around, though, so ex-military pilots have an easier time getting jobs.

  112. Next time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Next time why don't you ask a Professional pilot where they got their training?

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=85338&cid=7437 206

  113. As fast as an elk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats more or less how miles per hour is. stupid dumbass lbs and quarts and feet and inches and worst of them all - mills.
    yucckkk.

    1. Re:As fast as an elk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not as much fun as furlongs per fortnight, though

  114. Why is this news? by key45 · · Score: 1

    This is one guy's opinion. There was no survey, no quantative data, nothing.

    It sounds like he came up with a list of jobs he thought were overpaid, called a couple HR people to validate his biases, then wrote the article. This is not news.

  115. That's not the only one they missed.... by raehl · · Score: 1

    I can't believe Slashdot Editor isn't on there.

    1. Re:That's not the only one they missed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I would say Slashdot Moderator... and they arnt even paid!

  116. Closer to home by stinkyfingers · · Score: 1

    Remove jobs that dozens of people have instead ones that thousands of people have - pilots, motivational speakers, CEO's, athletes, and mutal fund managers. Then which occupations replace them on this lst?

  117. First-worlders by infolib · · Score: 1

    Has it ever occured to you that we - in the first world[*] - are possibly hugely overpaid?

    At least when I think of people working 14h days in sweatshops just to "not starve" I suddenly shiver at the thought of what my life would be like if wealth was evenly distributed.

    I know, we do have lots of options to expand total human wealth[**], so it's not a zero-sum game but still ... what if?

    [*] I assume most slashdotters are from "developed" countries.
    [**] E.g. not killing, maiming and robbing each other

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    1. Re:First-worlders by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Naw, we're not overpaid. They're horribly underpaid.

  118. Inequity by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

    The idea of overpayment is an issue only if there is inequity.

    One American individual (guess who) is worth as much as the bottom 40% of the population (120 million people).

    The top 1% of the American population has more wealth than the bottom 95%.

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  119. Overpaid? by bs_02_06_02 · · Score: 1

    How about the doctors that kill people by negligence? Hundreds of people are killed by negligent doctors every week.
    What makes the nightly news? A pair of soldiers killed in Iraq.
    Some doctors are worth their income. Others are not. I'd love to see a rating system on doctors. How many patients have you had die? What were the causes?
    Yet nothing is done. Investigations are meaningless. Other doctors consistently protect their own. Insurance companies abide by the practice, they don't want to pay the malpractice awards.

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  120. trickle-down vs. flow-out by lysium · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Since the money doesn't get spent, it simply vanishes from the economy. The truth is that trickle down would work, if the upper 1% spent all (or even most) of their money. Since they can't, trickle down is doomed to fail, as is the economy unless money starts flowing *out* of Eisner et al, and into the general economy...

    This is why estate taxes originally came about. The government was extremely worried that a de-facto aristocracy would form out of the money that Industrialists were accumulating. So in order to prevent assets from endlessly collecting interest, they decreed that a large percentage of an individual's wealth would return to society upon death. This would also ensure that, at some point, SOMEone would have to work to bring more money in. Not exactly what one would call a fair system, but since Rockefellers and Kennedys do not own GE and Microsoft today, I would have to call it a partial success.

    Now just recently estate taxes were repealed by the fiscal conservatives. Will this finally tip the scale to the point where wealth can endlessly create more wealth, so meritous, hard-working individuals like Ally Hilfiger can entertain us with their priviledge? Our children will find out!

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    1. Re:trickle-down vs. flow-out by e4liberty · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is a better argument for a wealth tax than an estate tax.

      Since we want assets to be used productively, and since the function of the government is to protect us and our property, then taxes should apply to assets (wealth) rather than income. This would encourage wealthy individuals to invest their assets in productive enterprises (making jobs) rather than, say, gold or art (no jobs).

    2. Re:trickle-down vs. flow-out by grub · · Score: 1

      Most insightful post of the day, well done.

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    3. Re:trickle-down vs. flow-out by DudeTheMath · · Score: 1
      The estate tax was not a result of industrialists; that tax was on of our earliest taxes, in pre-industrialist society.

      Otherwise, your reasoning is correct; the founding fathers (a pretty wealthy bunch themselves) saw the hereditary aristocracy as one of the evils they fought to free themselves (and their posterity) from.

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  121. Politicians? by Archalien · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Where the hell are the politicians on this list?

    Scew the ex's on lecture circuits. Where are the idiots getting paid to ruin America?

    Don't know what I'm talking about? Check out Al Gore's recent speech on Freedom and Secutity (http://www.moveon.org/gore/speech.html).

  122. I'll add one... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

    6. anyone on the European Community payroll... the joke goes that they add up the average wages for a given position in each of the member countries, to arrive at the sum to be paid to EC workers. And they make that tax-free... a serious benefit in a region where 40% income tax is considered normal.

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  123. and #11 is... by NoNine · · Score: 1, Informative

    Everyone making over $100,000 per year!

    1. Re:and #11 is... by DaveSchool · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that makes sense, someone like a brain surgeon who has to go through 14-16 years of school at $15,000 a semester shouldn't be able to make over $100,000 a year, if he did, then he'd be able to pay off his student loans!

      It'd be pretty exciting to live in a world without doctors, airline pilots, senior engineers, etc...

    2. Re:and #11 is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I guess because some dick's parents are rich enough to pay his lazy as through school, gives him the qualifications to stick his finger up YOUR ass and charge you for it, right?

  124. naming irony? by dacarr · · Score: 1

    "alwayson-network". There's just something wrong about a machine posted on slashdot by that name.

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  125. Re:I don't know about 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I believe, have less restrictive flight rules (pilots fly more) while paying significantly less.

    Not quite true. All comerical pilots are required by the FAA to fly no more than 40 hours a month. This doesn't mean that they can't do other work for the airline but I think that is pretty rare. Although it would be funny to see pilots loading and unloading bagage to work something closer to 160 hours a month.

  126. Missing from the list by Farce+Pest · · Score: 1

    Slashdot story editors.

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  127. Don't pick on Orthodontists by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

    As much as we hate to admit it, a great smile is one of the first things people notice about you. Ever see someone and think they're kinda cute and when they smile, their teeth look like Austin Powers'? Or they're missing? Sure, they charge a lot now, but consider it an investment in your child's (or your's) future.

    Personally, I think boob-job plastic surgeons are overpaid. Hell, play with different women's boobs all day for free! :)

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    1. Re:Don't pick on Orthodontists by BattleTroll · · Score: 1

      Screw orthodonists - they have to be the most over paid slackards out there. I went through the pain, discomfort and social stigma of braces for 5 years to straighten everything out. Guess what? my teeth shifted again, went all crooked and I'm told I have to pay this guy AGAIN to do what he should have finished the first time.

      A total rip off for pure vanity.

  128. George W. Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    np ..

  129. The owners will charge the same by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    so the players might as well get something out of it.

    Players aren't competing for salary with school
    teachers. They divy up the proceeds from the revenue they generate with the owners, many of whom did nothing more amazing than survive the trip down the birth canal. Let them get all they can, and bless 'em for it. What the players don't get, the owners keep.

  130. What do you mean? by raehl · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the "Always-on Network", not the "Always-able-to-serve-pages Network".

  131. alwayson-network haha can't back it up by netsavior · · Score: 1

    don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk anyone else think it is funny that a site with that name got slashdotted so quick?

    1. Re:alwayson-network haha can't back it up by metachimp · · Score: 1

      I guess "always on" is one of those corporate free speech kind of things...

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  132. Wow by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do you ever get dizzy from up there on your high horse?

    The road to hell is paved with good intentions. I know you "mean well" and all with your utopian plans of providing for the homeless and eduction but unfortunately due to the fact that we're HUMANS that means we need to arrainge our economies in a capitalist fashion.

    We could try socialism but obvious examples have already demonstrated the sheer humanitarian horror that that produced.

    And where do you get off telling someone that going outside and pretending to be as good at sports as a pro is would be enjoyable? Why put your body at risk of injury when you can watch others play a game better than you'd ever be able to? Don't you think thats a bit condescending?

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    1. Re:Wow by HalfFlat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We could try socialism but obvious examples have already demonstrated the sheer humanitarian horror that that produced.
      So glad not to be living under the terror of the Swedish regime!

      Socialism != Stalinism. Socialism in some form of capitalist democracy in fact seems to produce the best quality of life for the citizens of a country. Yes, that means quality of life may be better in some countries outside the US!

    2. Re:Wow by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Do you ever get dizzy from up there on your high horse?

      No, it's usually due to all the blood in my body rushing to my muscles to counter my natural instict to beat the living stuffing out of morons ( who desperately need it, I might add ).

      The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

      This is actually not true. The road to hell is paved with door to door salesmen. In the winter, the younger demons like to go skating down it.

      I know you "mean well" and all with your utopian plans of providing for the homeless and eduction but unfortunately due to the fact that we're HUMANS that means we need to arrainge our economies in a capitalist fashion.

      So you are ok with teachers ( arguably the most important professional in our society ) getting paid squat for the work they do and are responsible for? I understand the basic human condition ( label: Fucking idiot ), but is that really a valid excuse for such a screwed set of priorities?

      And where do you get off telling someone that going outside and pretending to be as good at sports as a pro is would be enjoyable?

      I never said that. What I did say was go outside and play the sport yourself. And it is more rewarding when you get better at it than when someone else gets better at it.

      Why put your body at risk of injury when you can watch others play a game better than you'd ever be able to? Don't you think thats a bit condescending?

      Yes, and it saddens me that I have to be the one to point it out.

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    3. Re:Wow by E_elven · · Score: 1

      >We could try socialism but obvious examples have already demonstrated the sheer humanitarian horror that that produced.

      Congratulations, you just hit a pet peeve. There has not, to date, been a socialist country.

      .

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    4. Re:Wow by Shenkerian · · Score: 2, Insightful
      We could try socialism but obvious examples have already demonstrated the sheer humanitarian horror that that produced.

      Yes, the Swedes and French and Germans and Canadians are railing against their inhumane condition.

      I don't disagree with anything else you said, but a blanket statement against Socialism is unfair.

      If by Socialism you meant Stalin's vision, then you're correct, but that's no longer the common definition of Socialism.

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    5. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm...sweden? USSR? China? cuba?

      to date there has not been a true communist society...but there have been many socialist countries...

      even the US has a few socialist policies...welfare, public schools, social security, medicare, etc. are all socialist ideas.

    6. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "door to door salesmen"? what is this, 1950?

    7. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wait about 10-20 years after the demographic bomb goes off in those places, and we'll see how sustainable those economic models are.

    8. Re:Wow by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Yes I am alright with teachers getting paid what they're currently paid. If a professional athlete sucks, he gets fired or let go. If a teacher sucks, she gets a damn raise.

      And no, teachers aren't the most important profession. I would argue parenting is. But they don't get paid squat for that now do they other than some piddling tax credits. Considering how kids who are HOME SCHOOLED consistently rack up higher scores on standardized tests and university entrance exams I really don't think the teaching profession is worth much of a damn.

      Maybe the US just isn't the country for you. Perhaps you should move to a country where the government to disasterous effect controls the wages of all professionals and makes sure teachers are paid more than atheletes.

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    9. Re:Wow by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Yes I am alright with teachers getting paid what they're currently paid. If a professional athlete sucks, he gets fired or let go. If a teacher sucks, she gets a damn raise.

      You may not have intended it, but your post makes my arguement quite nicely ( more money for education ).

      And no, teachers aren't the most important profession. I would argue parenting is.

      Wrong. Parenting is not something you get paid to do, therefore it is not a profession. And yes, most people fuck even this up, but that's not part of this discussion.

      Considering how kids who are HOME SCHOOLED consistently rack up higher scores on standardized tests and university entrance exams I really don't think the teaching profession is worth much of a damn.

      Once again, you prove my point quite nicely. Typically, the tests given to home schooled students ( and in some cases, given IN THE HOME BY THE PARENT ) is far easier than the tests given in the schools.

      Maybe the US just isn't the country for you. Perhaps you should move to a country where the government to disasterous effect controls the wages of all professionals and makes sure teachers are paid more than atheletes.

      Maybe you should try being a bit LESS retarded. Teachers ARE the most important professional in our society ( american, russian, european,ect.. ), simply because of what they do and what they are responsible for. It's their job to teach people how to think ( you must have had a series of bad teachers ) and reason. I really don't think we can put a price tag on that job.

      We can, however, put a price tag on a football player's job, however.

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    10. Re:Wow by willis · · Score: 1

      exactly, well said AC. One can only rest on their laurels for so long...

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  133. Government employees need to be on that list. by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    You cannot begin to count the number of 100K+ employees the Federal and State Governments have. Worse are the costs associated with their pensions, which is would turn the stomach of most people if they knew about it.

    To top it off, if those pension funds lose money because of bad investments the public must pay into the fund via their taxes to make up the difference (recent case in Virigina proved that one)

    Compare school administrators to teachers. We have a number of 120K jobs in one school district, and not one is a teaching job.

    Sorry, I don't care where a business wastes it money, they have to earn it back. There should be no condemnation of highly paid businessmen provided it does not occur through fraud or account tricks. If we don't like it we can just not buy from that company. The same isn't true of the government.

    They made a point about longshoreman in California, but missed out on recent changes by Gray Davis to public servants that makes that pay not look overly obscene.

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  134. 6a. by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    from the article:
    6) Real estate agents selling high-end homes

    6a would be "Real estate agents renting apartments in New York". (replace New York with your very own favorite high cost of living city)

    The "Broker Fees" are absolutely rediculous for the amount of work they might put in. Mine was $750 on a $900 apartment, only because I talked her down from $900 in fees. Then, the one thing they have to do, they make you pay for again, the $25 for a credit report. Why isn't that included? So for the 2 hours max that I spent with her, signing paperwork and showing the apartment she brings in $750. Typical Broker Fees are like 12% of your anual rent I think. They don't do shit to deserve it.

  135. Breaking News: Recent Wave of Slashdot Articles... by NoNine · · Score: 0

    Meant to distract readers from the fact that they don't have jobs!. Film at 11!

  136. Get Real! by INetUser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Are you guys kiddig me? Look, the truth of the matter is that nearly all CEO's who are getting more than $1/2 Mil each year are grossly overpaid! And that's just about all of them! Next are all the wonderful Demicrooks and RepubliCONS in CONgress. They are all basically in the deep pockets of the cheating and lying CEO's! and don't give a rip who they cheat or steal from nor who they are lying to as long as they have their campagin warchests filled up to stay in office. If the middle class collapses in this country, and there are signs that they are based on economic control and whose got it and wealth distribution, something gonna blow up really big! (IMHO).

    1. Re:Get Real! by Bluetrust25 · · Score: 1

      Don't try to make a point by changing a group's proper name to something insulting. This just makes you look stupid (e.g. Demicrooks, RepubliCONS, CONgress.)

      You may have good points in your exclamation point-rich post, but I'd never know. You blew your tenuous credibility in the fourth sentence.

  137. Defending the NFL by tjstork · · Score: 1


    Instead of complaining about how someone is overpaid, complain instead about how you are underpaid.

    1. Many washed up atheletes were underpaid in their prime. Their getting paid more at the end of their careers is just rewards for previous stellar performance. Plus, they sell seats in the stadium.

    2. Consumerism is excellent. In a perfect world, we compete to see who builds the best, not destroys the most. There's no middle ground. The best judge of who built the best is, tada, the consumer.

    3. Throwing a ball a precisely as an NFL Quarterback does is extremely hard. If, football were as mindless of a game as you say, you would have no problem receiving a play, analyzing various defenses, deciding which receiver is most likely to be open, all while trying to avoid nearly 2000 lbs of humans intent on your injury. If you could do all of that, in under 2 seconds, then yes, you would be worth 20 million a year and you would not be underpaid.

    4. Most NFL players have college degrees, and, many have degrees in hard engineering fields.

    Bottom line. NFL Players are smart, and good at what they do. If you ever talked to a pro player, and I have, you would probably find their analysis of a particular play is remarkably in depth.

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    1. Re:Defending the NFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Instead of complaining about how someone is overpaid, complain instead about how you are underpaid.

      I am paid very well, zero complaints.

      1. Many washed up atheletes were underpaid in their prime. Their getting paid more at the end of their careers is just rewards for previous stellar performance.

      In the real world it's called a bonus and you can get one based on good performance over the previous 12 months, not for catching a ball 6 years ago.

      2. Consumerism is excellent. [snip] The best judge of who built the best is, tada, the consumer.

      So GM makes better cars than Ferrari? There are, after all, far more GMs on the road.

      3. Throwing a ball a precisely as an NFL Quarterback does is extremely hard. If, football were as mindless of a game as you say [snip}

      It is just a game.

      4. Most NFL players have college degrees, and, many have degrees in hard engineering fields.

      ..and would they have gone to college if not for a ball scholarship? Come on, brilliant minds have a hard time getting to school because of money, but a 6'5" cro-mag that can throw a ball is welcomed like a hero.

      Bottom line. NFL Players are smart, and good at what they do.

      That doesn't mean they are worth what they make.

    2. Re:Defending the NFL by tjstork · · Score: 1

      > So GM makes better cars than Ferrari? There are, after all, far more GMs on the road.

      A Chevy Malibu SS has 50% of the top speed, similar braking distance (for its top speed), handles better in the snow, and costs anywhere from 1/5th to 1/10th the cost of the Ferrari, has automatic transmission, and gets better gas mileage. It's cheaper to insure...

      Better is in the eye of beholder. Ferrari may be the absolute "best", if your goal is to have an uncomfortable car that does nothing but goes nearly 200 mph. But, the better value might actually be the Malibu SS.

      > It is just a game.

      Most songs are just songs and books are just books. Honestly, we could just go back and ditch the entire information culture and work on farms... we don't --need--- any of this electronic stuff to be able to live to 50.

      And, what's the use of slashdot, or the entire internet boom for that matter. What's the use of democracy? Sometimes you have live for more than just somebody's narrow minded practical point of view. Monday Night Football Is important to me.

      > and would they have gone to college if not for a ball scholarship?

      Sure, why not? Look, if you want to make as much money as an NFL player, do something that improves the quality of life, inspires as many people, as much as an NFL player does.

      I honestly bet you can't.

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    3. Re:Defending the NFL by Kohath · · Score: 1
      That doesn't mean they are worth what they make.

      No, an athlete is worth what he makes for precisely one reason:

      Because, the person paying him is willing to pay that much. He's worth it to the guy writing the check, and the payer's opinion is the deciding one.

  138. Most overpaid... by ebcdic1 · · Score: 0

    Two Words, Remedy Administrator!

  139. Weekend work pays more by acomj · · Score: 1

    Ever notice that most of these "OVerpaid" jobs require working lots of off hours and often weekends.

    I used to work with a photographer to shoot wedings, giving up every fri/ saturday night from may... sept is not fun. Thats why I got a regular job. Also thank goodness she dealt with most of the clients. People are a pain because noone is a pretty as they think they are. Also pro labs are $$$.

  140. Because it's Illegal... by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

    5) Motivational speakers and ex-politicians on lecture circuit

    It's illegal to pay politicians large sums of money for favors while they are in office. You give them the money after they leave. It's delayed payment.

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  141. I can think of one by moltar77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    American congressman!
    $154,700 per year
    $166,700 for leaders
    $192,600 for speaker

    Oh, wait, they just voted to increase their salary to $158,000 next year. Wish I could do that.

    Also of note, the president makes $400,000 a year.

  142. No, I'm New Here by New+Here · · Score: 0

    No, I'm New Here

  143. and the top ten are by dh003i · · Score: 1

    1. President of the USA
    2. Congressmen
    3. Senators
    4. Mayors
    5. Generals
    6. Anyone working at the IRS
    7. Anyone working at the DMV
    8. Anyone working at the US Post Office
    9. Anyone working at the US Patent Office
    10. Anyone working in the "Department of Defense"

    1. Re:and the top ten are by kook04 · · Score: 0

      One of the more ignorant posts I've ever read.

  144. 6) Real estate agents selling high-end homes by wytcld · · Score: 2, Interesting
    6) Real estate agents selling high-end homes

    ... While most agents hustle tail to earn $60,000 a year, those in affluent areas can pull down $200,000-plus for half the effort....

    Luxury home agents live off the economy's fat, yet many put on airs as if they're members of the class whose homes they're selling, and eye underdressed open-house visitors as if they're casing the joint.


    Hello? Luxury home agents are members of the class whose homes they're selling, or within a step or two of it. And that class as a whole lives off the economy's fat. For the most part, people want to hire professionals who are of their class or better. That especially applies where fashion and taste are concerned. Decorators, landscape designers, architects ... if you wouldn't trust a decorator who didn't have the taste of your class, why would you trust a real estate agent? A realtor who acts like a used-car salesperson is not going to make it at the high end; having the same taste as the people you're helping find a home is essential to guiding them well.

    I don't much like realtors, and don't much hold by class, but I'm sure willing to see the realtor get a fee in proportion to the home I'm buying to avoid be steered towards the sort of place that would most appeal to trailor trash with the sales tactics appropriate thereto.

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    1. Re:6) Real estate agents selling high-end homes by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      The average real estate agent makes $300 a year. That's right, that's not a typo. 300 dollars a year. Anyone and their brother can get a real estate license. Anyone and their brother can try to sell high-end luxury homes. Most people will try. Most people will fail.

      The class argument makes sense, but even being in the right class doesn't guarantee anything.

  145. Ultimate in being overpaid by DownTheLongRoad · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm collecting unemployment. Typical day includes sleeping till 3pm them playing Allied Assault for a few hours.

    1. Re:Ultimate in being overpaid by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      Well, when it comes down to it, every minute of my Friday work day goes to the government.

      Glad I could help.

      (Not trying to flame, I don't know how actively you're looking for a job or not).

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    2. Re:Ultimate in being overpaid by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      My understanding is that companies pay "unemployment insurance" or something similar to cover the cost of unimployment benefits. Of course theoretically this means that if you're always working and never collect unimployment you're kind of screwed. However the government is assuming that if they don't collect the money either A: the company would just keep it for itself rather than raising wages, so the workers would be screwed, or B: even if the money was passed on to the workers most of them wouldn't be wise enough to save the extra away for hard times and they'd get screwed.

      Unfortunatly they may be right on both counts =P

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  146. #1: hack writers by fermion · · Score: 1

    I fully expected hack writers to be in the list somewhere. You know, the ones that cannot come up a creative idea to save their life, or actually bring themselves to leave their office and do research. They would rather just look at the same old books and magazines that have lined their office since 1970 and find all article to repurpose. Alternatively, they to come up random lists and format them into something resembling an article.

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  147. High end estate agents? by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These people get paid well, but they do have to work their butt off for it.

    There is little to no job security, and benefits have to be paid for out of your cut.

    A good agent gets about 5% of a sale (10% if they represent buyer and seller - hard to pull off). Sure, that's $300k on an average house in Concord, Mass - but of that money 40-60% (depending on volume) goes to the office. That leaves ~$150k which represents anything up to a year of uncertainty and hard work dealing with really hard to please clients. (Naturally people in the $3m price range are bitchy perfectionists.)

    You face the prospect of your listings getting yanked or poached at any time up to the last second, and investements in things like brocures and out of state listings (many thousands of dollars for really big properties) getting smoked. You need excellent people skills to deal with customers (and other brokers), and you need to be available 24 hours a day, even on weekends and holidays.

    An aquaintance of mine managed to close a $9m house last year acting for the buyer and seller - and yeah, everyone was jelous of her. It certainly was a big pay day, but it reperesented a lot of work that could easily have ended up getting her nothing at all. Highly paid? When you get lucky... but it's compensation for the risk and talent involved.

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  148. Why Football is an important job by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful


    1) Football is cheap.

    Engineering advances pay way more than sports teams. The top most salary of an NFL player is probably 20 million dollars a year. Conversely, an engineer that strikes it stinking rich can dozens if not hundreds of times that. Marc Andreseen was worth, at one time, more than all of the NFL, as is Larry Ellison, Paul Allen, Bill Gates, and so on. Doctors that start their own research companies these days can make billions of dollars, and they do.

    2) If you want your local emergency services to make more money, vote for a property tax increase in your community. Organize a drive to give your police and firefighters and EMTs a real wage. If you want your stay at home wife to live like a queen, go out and get some dough for her. Start your own company, devote your life to a goal, and make something with your life, like an NFL Player did.

    3) We spend way more money on medicine and medical research than we do on the NFL. The Health care industry is hundreds of billions of dollars, the NFL is only ten.

    The moral of the story is that, dollar for dollar, we do care more about advancing science and curing diseases. However, some of us think that there is more to life than just chasing disease.

    For us, the NFL is an on field play of life, each game a miniature drama of competitive instinct and human ingenuity. There are so many small battles, tactics, and individual tests in each NFL game, that there is something for everyone to latch onto of interest and most people do. Watch a game once, before you laugh at it, and, appreciate just how good these people really are at what they do. I'll bet you the EMTs will.

    PS. Donovan McNabb is no thug, and, he's going to throw for 300 yards tonight and kick the tar out of Green Bay!

    LETS GO EAGLES LETS GO!

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    1. Re:Why Football is an important job by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      3) We spend way more money on medicine and medical research than we do on the NFL. The Health care industry is hundreds of billions of dollars, the NFL is only ten.

      Thanks so much. Now I have a reference point. The NFL is only 10 BILLION DOLLARS while the entire health care industry for the entire country costs hundreds of billions. Thanks so much for bringing it into perspective.

      How many senior citizens do we need to *off* via reduced health care before we can afford two more expansion teams? I'm certain my grandma won't mind, er *going on* if it means a new, weak team in the division so our team can win.

    2. Re:Why Football is an important job by tjstork · · Score: 1


      Hey, here's a novel idea. If you want your grandmother to have health care, maybe you should pay for it!

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    3. Re:Why Football is an important job by Kohath · · Score: 1

      I hear Donovan McNabb is overrated.

  149. Pilot belongs with other *under*paid positions by ianscot · · Score: 5, Informative
    Salon.com's "Ask the Pilot" columnist has pointed this out a few times, and I think Michael Moore has a chapter about it in his "Stupid White Men" book. Pilots just don't make good money, not until they're high up on the list. Don't forget the money they pay for their own training while they're pulling in a grand $14k a year during those first few years.

    Somewhere there ought to be a comparable list: jobs you assume are worked by well-heeled professionals, but that are actually basically full of blue collar people who're doing it for other reasons. Pilots are there because they like the work. It sure as heck isn't the money. Paramedics -- you think they're in it for the money? They get hardly anything for the job they do, those people are in it for something else.

    (I'd rather read my imaginary article, frankly. This one's just a bitchy, demeaning piece of pop tabloid crap.)

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    1. Re:Pilot belongs with other *under*paid positions by son_of_asdf · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Good idea. What are some other possibilities?

      Small-town General Practicioner (MD)

      Platinum (Single, that is) selling Recording Artist

      Public defenders, and a few other species of attorney.

      Former Child Stars....

      Any other suggestions?

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  150. CEOs - think about it a little deeper by RevMike · · Score: 1
    What staggered me about the list was that CEO's as a body weren't included. Yes, the CEO's of underperforming companies are horribly overpaid, but you can't tell me that Michael Eisner actually did work equal in value to $700 *million*. Honestly, I rather doubt that its possible for anyone to do work worth 700 million... Eisner is on the high side, but all corporate executives tend to earn well beyond what they are worth.

    In a market system, by definition people are worth exactly what they are able to convince someone to pay them. Let me explain further...

    Corporations exist for the sole purpose of making money for their shareholders. They do this in one of two ways: 1) paying dividends and 2) increasing stock price. Shareholders elect a Board of Directors for the purpose of supervising the corporation on their behalf. Among other tasks, the Board of Directors hires the CEO and other senior management.

    With every candidate for CEO, the Board has to make a prediction. If candidate A only costs $10 million but the market will react to the hiring in a neutral manner, whereas candidate B costs $700 million but the market will bid up the price of the stock by $5 per share, then candidate B is clearly the candidate the Board must hire. To do otherwise would be to not live up to their responsibilities to the shareholders.

    The amount of money involved is staggering, but the shareholders could care less what the CEO makes. The shareholders only care about the value of their own portfolio.

    1. Re:CEOs - think about it a little deeper by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Corporations exist for the sole purpose of making money for their shareholders.

      Technically speaking, corporations exist for the sole purpose of liability mitigation, not making money for their shareholders.

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    2. Re:CEOs - think about it a little deeper by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      In a market system, by definition people are worth exactly what they are able to convince someone to pay them. Let me explain further...

      True. But there's also another angle when looking at how much a certain position is worth. It's how much influence your ideas will have. A CEO can one day decide to start a new product line, or to modify an existing one. This one decision might have an impact on thousands of people, and millions of dollars in spending, and potential revenue. Compare that to a decision of a blue collar worker, of office clerk.

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  151. #11 EMC Certified Storage Consultant by bobaferret · · Score: 1

    20k minimum for setting up a network of harddrives.

  152. Depends.... by kajoob · · Score: 0, Redundant

    is it an African Elk or a European Elk?

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    1. Re:Depends.... by KiwiEngineer · · Score: 1

      I want to know how many coconuts a migratory elk can carry, and if they would need to drag it between two of them using a length of string.

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    2. Re:Depends.... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > if they would need to drag it between two of them using a length of string.

      Ah, but the point may very well be moot, as they can fit at least one in their mouth. Elk can get pretty big.

  153. Rarity causes irrational pricing behavior by tjstork · · Score: 1


    In a strictly economic sense, the normal supply and demand curve breaks down when there is percieved absolutely not enough supply to supply demand. Last year's and this coming spike in natural gas prices is a perfect example of that. Bottom line is, people panic and want and will pay anything to get it.

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  154. Always-On network vs Slashot by Yo+Grark · · Score: 1

    Round one FIGHT

    1 second
    2 seconds
    3 seconds

    WHAP

    *ding* *ding*

    Slashdot wins by knockout!

    Yo Grark
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  155. Mike Hampton by MrWa · · Score: 1

    He may not be the best choice for aging, washed up pro athlete. He did beat out teammate Greg Maddox for the Golden Glove award - something that Maddox had one 13 straight years; had a respectable 14 and 8 season, with a 3.84 ERA.

  156. Sarcasm by cgenman · · Score: 1

    Ahem. AlwaysOnNetwork was the name of the Slashdotted website the article was referring to. Nobody would argue that Network Administrators who are always on call are underpaid... Mainly because they would stop buying us sushi if we did.

  157. Re:What about HR people? - What about them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Overpaid? The HR people I met that are "fun fun" for employees, organize paintball events, X-mas parties and receives resume they forward to the boss makes 30-55K.

    I knew one incredible HR guy, good enough to do 200-350K; peanuts for what he did. He would be in a business 12 to 18 months, just long enough to 'clean-up'.

    The clean-up varies from getting rid of non-productive workers, re-organize the floor plant or (a lot harder) to disperse the "drug selling union representatives" to the four corners of the factory at different shift/hours attempting to disrupt illegal activities. Believe it or not a known drug-dealer cannot be fired if properly unionized, worst if he is in the union top representatives. Attempting to do so usually brings your factory to a near halt by a series of mysterious incidents and incredible amount of union related paperwork.

    I know of 2 jobs he did. In the first the business saved 1 Million on the first year alone, on the second the business saved 5M the first year. The third place the high direction (2000 miles away) decided to close the factory even if he wanted to re-organize it.

    I never met an overpaid HR, exception of founders who after a few years where shelved under that title.

  158. It isn't even about wins and losses by RevMike · · Score: 1

    A player is worth money if he can "put fannies in the seats", regardless of his effect on wins and losses. This is why home run hitters get so much attention in baseball, even though the line drive hitter who rarely strikes out is more valuable as far as winning games.

    1. Re:It isn't even about wins and losses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they are, grandpa.

      Strikeouts aren't nearly as bad as you think they are and home runs are a lot more valuable than a couple singles. But on base percentage is the best indicator of offensive production. I'll take my lineup of nine Barry Bondses and you can have your nine Ichiros and my team will win 90 out of 100 games.

  159. Re:Many are overpaid, even more then become underp by TopShelf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The parent got modded Insightful??? Yeesh!

    The powerful "bent the rules"? What rules? Is there some halcyon past in which everybody everywhere had equal opportunities and resources in life? Oh, guess not...

    And I don't think our (I assume you mean USA) economy is "crippled", to any extent. Even the recent recession was one of the shortest and mildest on record. In terms of global economic growth, the US is the primary driver - Europe and Japan certainly aren't going anywhere fast, although an emerging China is making strong gains.

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  160. In a free market by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    ...there no such thing as "overpaid". Just an opportunity looking for smart entrepreneurs. These simultaneously communicate the change in demand, relieve the pressure, and profit thereby. A win-win situation.

    Only a forcibly rigged market can contain overpricing, due to somebody having a "guild monopoly". The Orthodontists mentioned are, I believe, an example of this.

  161. BASHARTEG HAS BIG BALLS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BasharTeg has the biggest balls.

  162. longshoremen by mr_burns · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The longshoremen thing gets to me. I think these are some of the people I least want to be easily bribed. I'd rather they take home $120,000/year than be hurting for cash to the extent that somebody could slip them $20,000 to let a nuke slip through their port.

    Plus making that much cash keeps them from stealing half the stuff coming off the boat. If I were running a business that depends on import/export I would be glad that the salary prevents mass shrink before the product hits shelves.

    I think the salary is entirely appropriate. I think this article is a bunch of wankery.

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    1. Re:longshoremen by Oswald · · Score: 1

      hmmm. I hadn't thought of that. Pre-emptive bribery. I wonder if it works any better with the longshoremen than it has with the mutual fund managers or the politicians.

    2. Re:longshoremen by Fat+Cow · · Score: 1

      1 - there are far easier ways of getting a nuke in than shipping it here via FedEx

      2 - would you really pay your employees extra just to prevent them from stealing from you??? I certainly wouldn't - if it was a problem I would take the policing option.

      These aren't the reasons they get paid so much - it's their union.

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  163. Pilots by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    A lot of people are overpaid because there are certain things consumers just don't want screwed up," said Bill Coleman, senior vice president of compensation for Salary.com. "You wouldn't want to board a plane flown by a second-rate pilot

    Actually allot of commercial pilots (yes people that fly the plane you go on) are paid surprisingly low wages. Infact in general all the people that do the jobs that we really need - firefighters, police, doctors/nurses/paramedics, teachers etc are paid very little.

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  164. Opinionated Bucket O' Crap by gbulmash · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It wasn't so much amazing to see real estate agents listed in there as it was to see their logic.

    The way they talk, anyone with a RE license could set up shop in a high-rent area and the money would start rolling in.

    If it was that easy, wouldn't everyone be doing it?

    You can throw out a shingle anywhere, but to make money as a RE agent, you have to do one of two things... convince homeowners to let you sell your house or convince homebuyers to let you help them find and purchase a house. And the richer those people are, the richer the deals they're making, the more competition there is to get them to sign with you.

    Knowing your way around the technical labyrinth of buying and selling houses is the easy part. That merely requires study, which anyone with a brain can do. But doing the networking, selling yourself as an expert, making the good impressions, having or developing the skills to read people, get them to like you, AND get them to trust you with handling megabuck deals for them... that takes serious skill and talent.

    I'm not an RE agent. But I've sold high-ticket consumer goods on commission. It was one of the hardest jobs I've ever had. Dancing around with someone is easy, but closing them is a true skill, and to work the high-rent customers you have to be a great closer. If you're not, the other agents will eat you alive, because the more lucrative the market, the more cutthroat it is.

    Go to an auto dealership, the ad sales department at a radio or TV station, a real estate agency... Ask any of those sales managers what a great closer is worth.

    Go actually work as a commissioned salesperson, selling a high-ticket item for a month.

    Then tell me if real estate agents are overpaid.

    Sheesh.

    - Greg

  165. Well the problem is by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Many DON'T take great pictures, they just take average. At my cousin's wedding the photographer was no more than average. She had some nice equipment and had the same skills as someone who had taken some photo classess in university but nothing exceptional. As an average good:bad ratio my mom got more using a basic Pentax 35mm with a normal lense. No, my mom isn't a professional photographer either.

    We all certianly felt she overcharged, given the results. I mean we would have done just as well to go rent a couple of good cameras and give them to the people who know a bit about photography.

  166. Now thats about right by Ernst+Preuss · · Score: 1

    Here's the list. #1 - Professional Athletes #2 - CEO #3 - CTO #4 - CIO #5 - Chairman of the board #6 - Generic Executives #7 - CEO #8 - CEO #9 - Guys at think tanks that produce articles like this #10 - CEO me with him ^^^^^^^

  167. only some athletes in some sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    National Football League players make their money in the signing bonus, once you're fired, the checks stop, immediately. Mark Chmura is no longer being paid.

    Baseball is different. Those are no-cut deals. Who is that goofball that the Cleveland Indians gave a half BILLION to, Alejandro Colon Taco-Gobbler? He washed out 2 years ago after 3 so-so years, he's still getting paid.

  168. Are they any better than "regular" women? by melted · · Score: 1

    I mean, come on. Don't buy into the hype. Why would you want someone with washboard like ribs and with no tits in your bed?

    1. Re:Are they any better than "regular" women? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Sure they're better than "regular" women. They, while scantily clad, let photographers take pictures of them.

      How many women do you know that would let you do that?

    2. Re:Are they any better than "regular" women? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Yes of course they are. Because they are easer to ride. DUH!! Gee, like that one was hard to figure out.

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  169. Wedding Photography by SlideGuitar · · Score: 1

    10) Wedding photographers
    Photographers typically charge $2,000 to $5,000 to shoot a wedding, for what amounts to a one-day assignment plus processing time. Some get $15,000 or more. Yet many mope through the job, bumping guests in their way without apology, with the attitude: I'm just doing this for the money until Time or National Geographic calls.

    They must cover equipment and film-development costs. Still, many in major metropolitan areas who shoot two weddings each weekend in the May-to-October marrying season pull in $100,000 for six months' work.

    Yet let's face it; much of their work is mediocre. Have you ever really been wowed flipping the pages of a wedding album handed you by recent newlyweds? Annie Leibovitz and Richard Avedon they're not, but some charge fees as if they're in the same league.

    As a photographer, this complaint makes no sense to me. Start with the cost of the typical wedding $2000 to $5000 for photography...

    Well the average cost for flowers is about $2000 (see here: http://www.letsgetmarried.com/flower2.html )

    Here's a breakdown of wedding costs from http://www.toledoweddings.com/planner/budget2.html

    WEDDING CONSULTANT 10% Some charge a flat fee and others an hourly charge; however, the wedding consultant's fee can be as much as 10% of the wedding budget if they arrange your wedding from start to finish.

    WEDDING DRESS 6% Today's wedding dress is usually white or ivory and accounts for approximately 6% of the wedding budget.

    GROOM ATTIRE 1% The groom's wedding attire represents 1% of the wedding budget.

    RECEPTION 37% The reception is the most expensive variable of the wedding and on average absorbs approximately 37% of the total budget.

    FLOWERS 5% The average flower budget represents approximately 5% of the total wedding budget.

    PHOTOGRAPHERS 6% The average cost of wedding photography represents approximately 6% of the wedding budget.

    VIDEOGRAPHER 3% The cost of a professional videographer represents approximately 3% of the total wedding budget.

    MUSIC 5% The music accounts for approximately 5% of the total wedding budget.

    WEDDING RINGS 23% The wedding rings for the bride and groom, including the engagement and wedding bands average 23% of the total budget.

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    Does photography provide 6% of the value of the wedding? What are your memories worth to you?

    The price of ANYTHING is not an exclusive function of the underlying material costs... you have to consider the skills of the provider. Rude providers, and providers who produce crappy work, are obviuosly overpaid... and because there is very little repeat business there are information inefficiencies in the market for wedding photography... by the time you find out you've got a bad photographer it is too late to repeat the once in a lifetime event.

    Yes that provides an incentive to make sure you get someone who doesn't make a mistake.... high prices can be used to (falsely) signal quality... "he charges a lot, he must be good, and we don't want a mistake on a once in a lifetime event."

    But the bottom line is that it is hard to see why an average 6% of the total cost is inherently too high.

    I doubt that wedding photographers are "overpaid" on average... if you've ever done it, you know there is a huge responsibility, a huge hassel, and it can't be described as "fun" in any sense.

    The article describes problems of inconsistent quality I suppose, but the average wedding photographer is getting rich....

    Besides you can always pay a really cheap photographer or ask your brother in law to do it.... Oh that doesn't sound so good does it?

  170. Summary by Vagary · · Score: 1
    1. Mutual-fund managers
    2. Washed-up pro athletes in long-term contracts
    3. CEOs of poorly performing companies
    4. Orthodontists
    5. Motivational speakers and ex-politicians on lecture circuit
    6. Real estate agents selling high-end homes
    7. Airport skycaps
    8. West Coast longshoremen
    9. Pilots for major airlines
    10. Wedding photographers
  171. Even better... by markxsd · · Score: 1

    Why not become a wedding night photographer... Fetish website potential...

  172. Wedding photography sounds reasonable by swb · · Score: 1

    $100k per year for a job doesn't seem outrageous, especially if you consider the equipment expenses they have, as well as the fact that they're picking up the tab for all the usual self-employment taxes.

    Considering what self-absorbed harpies most brides are, the money alone should be worth it for just dealing with the customer base.

    And besides, try to get $skilled_worker to come to $location at $fixed_time and do $job, correctly the first and only time it can be done, for less than $3000. Mostly it cannot be done.

    1. Re:Wedding photography sounds reasonable by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1
      Self-absorbed harpies! ROFL! Wish I had the points to mod that up. It is SO true.

      As for the #10 thread, I posted my comments above, which summarized are: pro photogs will have to demonstrate value for the money, and while that may not go over well in a field where product and art are merged, it's a growing fact of life in that market as comsumers search for less-costly alternatives.

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    2. Re:Wedding photography sounds reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Considering what self-absorbed harpies most brides are, the money alone should be worth it for just dealing with the customer base.

      Nice classical allusion. Damned few people even know what harpies are.

    3. Re:Wedding photography sounds reasonable by dangerweasel · · Score: 0
      especially if you consider the equipment expenses they have
      Most of these people bought a very expensive ($10,000) medium format camera and a gang of lenses when they got into the business and have not had to replace the damn things yet. What equipment costs are you refering to? Most of the time when they move to digital, the new camera is a fraction of the old and all of those old leses still fit the new digital body. If a pohotographer doesn't upgrade down this path they are an idiot!
    4. Re:Wedding photography sounds reasonable by swb · · Score: 1

      C'mon, shit breaks, wears out, gets stolen, or otherwise isn't suitable for the job at hand. It's not like all pro photogs are using the same equipment they bought when they first started.

  173. Well... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    If I had to surf at -1 sometimes, I'd demand that pay too ;)

    Kjella

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  174. Ahhh, but by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Many of these jobs are NOT at the level a normal intersection would support. Many of teh union jobs are a good example, such as the dockworkers. There are people willing to do the work for less, but what's more there exists technology (used in many other countries) to significantly automate the process and reduce the number of employees needed. However any attempt to implemetn any of this leads to the unions creating problems, keeping the pay artifically high.

    CEOs are another great example. Frequently a CEO will get in the position on account of inside connections, rather than level of actual skill. They then are able to get paid more than would be warranted (again, since you could find a person to do an equal or better job with equal or better skills for less money).

    Basically I define a job as overpaid (or underpaid) when there is some artificial force keeping the pay from finding equilibrium. That is the case with many of the jobs listed in the article.

  175. Online Comic Authors by Vagary · · Score: 1

    I'd like to throw Tycho from Penny Arcade in there, as well. Probably Gabe, too, although at least his job requires some kind of talent. But to make a full-time job out of writing and drawing three short strips a week (not even that if they're at a convention) and reporting on the video games you're playing! Maybe I'd be okay with it if they hadn't spent so much time bitching about micropayments and advertising click-throughs before they were making a living.

  176. athletic careers are overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are only about 3000 athletes globally who make a living at play, and that includes all the 10k a year suckers in AAA baseball, although the Rockford Illinois Expos are a lot of fun for the kids to watch.

    Sports trainers and high school coaches do well, though. Is thechampion.net/com/org still online? Lists all Illinois school system salaries. ALL.

  177. Re:wealth taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Actually, the money would be spent on accountants, tax attourneys and lobbyists to avoid the tax.

  178. Consumerism: It's an American Sport! by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

    I know we all like to take jabs at these folks, and further the case of class-warfare. But the truth is, hereditary monarchs not being so popular in this country, we create some of this with our consumer habits. Pro athletes haul in the contracts because people give ratings to broadcast games, buy tickets to events, and buy team logo-ed merchandise like it was a necessity. The RIAA lawyers and pop stars cash in when you pay your $15-$20 for a CD. Talentless models turned "actor" build additions to their castles with the proceeds from that $10 movie ticket, and in some cases, Disney Corp. takes 50 per cent of the profit for doing essentially nothing. People continue to buy American-made autos, justifying Detroit's privileged with insanely wide profit margins (compared to foreign makers), even though Japanese-built vehicles have newer, better technology, last longer, and cost roughly the same. (Sorry, I'm stuck in the 80s - I had to take a pot-shot at Detroit since I've been royally screwed by their products in the past.)

    It happens in many other market areas. Brand name foods, electrical appliances, retail clothing (I'm thinking chain stores, not manufacturers) and software to name a few more. It's almost the natural order of things. Boards approve obscene salaries for these people because it's simpler to look at the problem this way: Mr. X is at the helm, and we're becoming larger and more profitable. Mr. X is the reason we are profitable. We don't want to lose Mr. X, so we're going to make his pay and perks more attractive to keep competitive offers at bay. Salary inflation even happens in government, such as the case in my state, where Dept. of Children and Families workers now make more than workers in competing private services, (it's spurring a defection of workers to the government jobs).

    As far as Americans being overpaid in general? I'm not CEO with a 7-digit salary, I'm a unionized government worker. Considering the size and budget of my employer, I'm overpaid. I live far beyond subsistence levels, and despite a divorce that's left me deep in debt, I'm not going to find myself living in a cardboard box behind Cumby's any time soon. I get a raise every year, regardless of my performance or the performance of the economy. Although I like getting a raise, and my workload has increased dramatically since my first day on the job, that really doesn't affect my cost of living. I also get a wicked good HMO for a ridiculously tiny deduction from my paycheck, as well as enough paid holidays and vacation time to fill a month. I could definitely stand to reduce the perks without affecting my quality of life. I like the HMO, but I don't do stupid shit, so I rarely see a doctor. Regular check-ups are about $60, and I don't see why my insurance company should pay that. I also find the union's contract "banker's hours" much too restrictive to get any real work done, so I ignore them. I doubt my opinions would be popular with my co-workers, or my union reps.

    Anyway, I used to think I had such a clever idea with "flat corporations" (my term). I figured that if a new type of corporation came about, with reasonable salary caps, limited management, tax bonuses, and emphasis on the highest quality employee workmanship in exchange for better pay, that the market would wipe out the Big Men (Pig Men) through ultra-competitive pricing. Then I realized that the Fat Cats can just pay some guy in China to do it even cheaper at the same level of quality (attracting consumers based on price) and still collect his 7-digit salary for keeping his company profitable. Oh well, that is the way of capitalism I guess.

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  179. I hope CEO is on that list... by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

    Esp. any CEO that has ever downsized a company to improve the bottom line.

  180. wedding photos by jefu · · Score: 1
    At that price I'd personally prefer to buy a bunch of disposable cameras and give one to everyone invited to the wedding and ask them to snap away. Then collect them and develop the pictures taken.

    Sure you'd probably not get the greatest formal poses ever, but I'd bet that the pictures taken would give a much better rememberance of the event. Like "Oh, here's Aunt Tilly pouring the punch onto Uncle Walter", and "Yah, remember that awful tie George wore." Much more fun.

    And those formal poses. Just photoshop faces into one and it will look fine. Just like every other formal wedding picture ever taken and thereafter ignored by everyone.

    1. Re:wedding photos by jred · · Score: 1

      I went to a kick-ass party that passed out disposable cameras next to the keg. It was really crazy seeing the pics when they were developed :)

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  181. Low-cost (& better) alternative to wedding pho by gregwbrooks · · Score: 3, Informative
    Do what I did: Pick the local daily newspaper with the best photos, and hire one of their photojournalists to shoot the event. Spend as little time as possible on formal photos, and instead instruct the shooter to cover the wedding as if it were a photo essay.

    Negotiate to get the negatives and contact sheets at the end of the gig, and go make your own prints.

    We ended up with a wedding album that's the envy of every couple that sees it, and we spent around $500 total. Oh, and having the negs makes it easier to archive the negs and slides on a CD-ROM.

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  182. That's just dumb. (the last paragraph) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...I'm sure willing to see the realtor get a fee in proportion to the home I'm buying to avoid be steered towards the sort of place that would most appeal to trailor trash with the sales tactics appropriate thereto.

    You've never bought any real estate, have you? I agree that realtors should be compensated, but on the other hand I'd much rather have not paid a large portion the commission fee, thank you very much. I don't know about you, but I'm quite capable of evaluating a potential propery as to its suitability. It's really easy to open your eyes and look at the neighborhood and look up demographics, median income, crime statistics, etc online - so easy in fact that as a buyer you'd be negligent if you didn't double check what your realtor is telling you.

    Don't think a high-priced realtor won't take you for a ride or push whatever property will get them the most benefit. Money does not buy character.

    1. Re:That's just dumb. (the last paragraph) by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      Don't think a high-priced realtor won't take you for a ride or push whatever property will get them the most benefit. Money does not buy character.

      I agree completely. None of the successful real estate agents have character. Ethics and this profession don't mix.

  183. You miss the point by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
    If only some photographers are overpaid, the it's not really an overpaid job then is it?

    Anyway, about wedding photographers. Most wedding photographers I know of are not just wedding photographers, they they do weddings just to put bread on the table. Most certinaly aren't rolling around in the cash. And if that guy thinks that the photos are just mediocre, then perhaps he should give his camera to an amature, and see what kind of photos they manage to produce.

    1. Re:You miss the point by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1
      ===
      And if that guy thinks that the photos are just mediocre, then perhaps he should give his camera to an amature, and see what kind of photos they manage to produce. ===

      Having been in the wedding party at 3 weddings this year, and been asked to take 'extra' pics at another, I must chime in to say that there seems to be a disconnect between what the pro photogs are offering and the customers are looking for. Nobody from the above events were happy with their pro photos, and kept just the proofs while filling out their wedding albums with 'amateur' photos from other people. Now out of the proofs I saw, only one set merited a thumbs-down as far as quality, so the problem must be perceived value (and in a world of have-it-now digital equipment, that's bound to happen more often).

      For what it's worth, every pro I talked to said they're going digital. But that remains to be seen.

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    2. Re:You miss the point by plover · · Score: 1
      They get a good amount of money, but then again so does everyone involved in the supply side of a wedding. It's like the earlier discussions about pro-sports players. We live in a capitalist society. People are free to get as much money for their services as other people are willing to give them.

      And if the guy isn't ever "wowed" by wedding photos, well, it's probably the subject matter. An altar full of overdressed people isn't something a photographer's eye can fix. Face it -- they're boring for everyone except the couple involved.

      Frankly, I think anyone who is reading Slashdot at work probably meets some definition of overpaid...

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  184. Sports are entertaining by spruce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It has nothing to do with productivity. Maybe you don't enjoy watching sports, but it's quite obvious that a lot of people do. The market has spoken.

    1. Re:Sports are entertaining by tbannist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't look now, but the market isn't done yet.

      Most pro sports are declining in popularity. Mostly because of poor league structure, overpriced tickets and overpayed players. Especialy when they have the gall to strike on paychecks that among the top 10% and often the top 1% of the country.

      All the points remain true. They are over paid for what they do which is usually throwing a ball in some direction. Hwoever, I don't think the world has finished adjusting to the economies of scale that are present in the televised world and the changes of the internet world.

      It's all about packing the most viewers into each time slice. And since the same show can be shown to 6 billion people, you pay your performers very well indeed if they catch a significant amount of that attention.

      However, the internet's still adapating and growing and changing and so is Television. When more people migrate their attention to specialty channels to streaming content online we should see a reduction in the exhorbitant salaries because they are no longer able to command the attention they once could, under the limited distribution channels of the past.

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  185. Donovan McNabb is black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh wait, this nitwit throws the ball into the stands. Right, now we know why successful quarterbacks are white. Doug Flutie notwithstanding.

  186. Sports Stars by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
    I was born without a sports gene, but as much as I hate to admit it, many sports stars do earn their pay, even though it takes all the fans to complete the picture.

    A good player can bring in the noodnick fans, who will forgive their favorite sports star any crime under the sun. I remember when Tyson was convicted of rape, most of the sports nuts I knew were more concerned about not being able to see him fight again than anything else.

    The sports star will bring in the fanatical, sycophantic fans, so they do deserve a cut, even thought it's the sheeplike fans that are really at the root of the extra income.

    Same goes for film stars. There's a lot of really talentless millionaires wandering around Hollywood, but these vapid, empty vessels bring people to movies.

    Get three feet outside of geekdom, and you're in a strange world of typical moviegoers who only care if a movie has some hunky star or busty starlette. They don't care about plot, or story, or theme, or writing, or even basic coherency.

    It's sad, but I have to be honest, and say that the folks who are directly the reason for filling seats do deserve a piece of the action.

    Hey, I don't work all that hard on the average, but I make $130K a year because my hardware designs (helped by an annual flash of invention) bring in business.

    In the end it doesn't matter. Someone else getting rich does not preclude you or me from getting rich. The amount of money in the world is not finite, despite the claims to the contrary of the ideological set. As long as the "overpaid" spend their money and invest it, it goes back into circulation. People need to stop fretting over the salaries of other people, and concentrate on their own.

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    1. Re:Sports Stars by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      I completely agree, but not when your salary may cause the demise of the sport.

      When the unions go after more money it generally so the high paid can get more. They could care less about what the sport will be like in 20 years. They seem to care little about the players who paved the way nor the players who are to come. It's I want it all now, pay up.

    2. Re:Sports Stars by burns210 · · Score: 1

      you are right, so the million+ a year for an 'average' pro player, is well earned, because they practice what they do for a living, and love doing it?

      nope, they are still overpayed.

    3. Re:Sports Stars by dustinmarc · · Score: 1

      Give me a break. I can't stand how everyone complains that athletes are overpaid. There are too many reasons to list here why they deserve that much many, but I'll name just a few of my favorites. First, the average pro athlete has a career which lasts less than 3 years. So in a career with such low job security it is no wonder that they ask for so much money.

      Second, the average joe will say things to the extent of "Why does that guy need to make 2 million a year, nobody needs that much money." Well, why don't you go ask a person who lives in poverty or is homeless how much money they think you need to live? Chances are they would say that nobody really needs to make more than 25k a year to live comfortably. My point being that everything is relative.

      Third, it's not like the money that athletes make comes from your tax dollar. You aren't losing anything because some lucky people are making millions for doing what they love. If athletes didn't make that much money, it would just get pocketed by the owners.

      Finally, if everyone could be a pro athlete then I'm sure they wouldn't make as much money. Athletes have devoted more time to their careers then most anybody else. From ages as young as 4 or 5 they practice daily, typically for hours on end. It's not just fun for them either. They suffer through grueling physical exertion that would cause most of us to hurt just thinking about. While you were playing Nintendo with your friends after school, they were practicing. While you were sleeping late and being lazy during summer vacations, they were practicing. Not too many people realize just how much work it takes to make it to the professional level. It's not like it's a big secret which profession to choose if you want to make money. The truth is that most people just don't have the commitment, dedication, or enough desire to become an athlete. The few that do, deserve their rewards. The reason why someone such as a software engineer doesn't make as much money is because it's easier to become one and that is evident by how easily one can be replaced.

      I could continue, but I'll stop there. I'm not sure why people have such a problem with athletes making lots of money. Many argue it's because they do nothing more than provide a form of entertainment. This is ludicrous. Singers, actors, musicians, casino owners, writers and even super-models have careers based mainly on entertaining and some make a lot more money than athletes. Still, they don't receive nearly the the criticism. Personally I think it's just plain old jealousy.

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    4. Re:Sports Stars by burns210 · · Score: 1
      First, the average pro athlete has a career which lasts less than 3 years. So in a career with such low job security it is no wonder that they ask for so much money.

      Yes, but the guys that make the multi-millions are generally longer-term players. It is the new guys, making league minimum(1/2 mill?) that don't last long. Ofcourse injuries are also a part of this.

      Second, the average joe will say things to the extent of "Why does that guy need to make 2 million a year, nobody needs that much money." Well, why don't you go ask a person who lives in poverty or is homeless how much money they think you need to live?

      Wow, that was interesting. Let me tell you, that making 1 million a year will put them in a pretty comfortable life, let alone several million. hell, 200k a year will put them in a nice lifestyle, depending on COL for the area(oregon is MUCH cheaper to live in than cali).

      Third, it's not like the money that athletes make comes from your tax dollar. You aren't losing anything because some lucky people are making millions for doing what they love

      Ever go to a pro game? how much do hotdogs cost? how about a pepsi? goog god they are expensive, and it is because they owners have to 1. pay the players and 2. make some profit...

      Finally, if everyone could be a pro athlete then I'm sure they wouldn't make as much money. Athletes have devoted more time to their careers then most anybody else. From ages as young as 4 or 5 they practice daily, typically for hours on end. It's not just fun for them either. They suffer through grueling physical exertion that would cause most of us to hurt just thinking about.

      here i agree, they do something that i never could(and i play baseball, btw). I just don't see that what they are doing is so profound as to justify a job so many, many times larger than the average pay of an American. Please tell me how he would be suffering if A-rod only made 2 mill a year instead of, what, 10-15 mill?

    5. Re:Sports Stars by dustinmarc · · Score: 1

      Ever go to a pro game? how much do hotdogs cost? how about a pepsi? goog god they are expensive, and it is because they owners have to 1. pay the players and 2. make some profit...

      This is not true at all. Owners will charge as much as they can get away with no matter what the payroll. Coming from a large university, I can tell you from personal experience that the cost of a Hot Dog and a Pepsi and even tickets at a big college sporting event is the same as it is at the professional level, and the players have no payroll at all. There are other trends that would tend to disprove this theory such as tickets to pro-hockey games are generally much more expensive than baseball or basketball tickets yet hockey players get paid the least.

      Yes, but the guys that make the multi-millions are generally longer-term players. It is the new guys, making league minimum(1/2 mill?) that don't last long. Ofcourse injuries are also a part of this.

      I would tend to agree with you in this respect. Barring injuries, the big money players are the guys who play for a while. Still, in most sports even the big money guys play for about 10 years. That's still not very long considering it's what they devote their entire life to.

      Wow, that was interesting. Let me tell you, that making 1 million a year will put them in a pretty comfortable life, let alone several million. hell, 200k a year will put them in a nice lifestyle, depending on COL for the area(oregon is MUCH cheaper to live in than cali).

      I agree that you can live comfortably for 200k a year, but that's our opinion. When I first started my job I always said that if I made X, then I would be set and not have to worry about money anymore. Well, now I make more than X and I still worry about money. The point being that most of us can live fine with much less, it's just that people live within their means. Who gets to decide what a comfortable amount of money is? It's all in the eyes of the beholder.

      Please tell me how he would be suffering if A-rod only made 2 mill a year instead of, what, 10-15 mill?

      I agree that A-rod wouldn't "suffer" if he only made 2 million a year. Still, he is the best at what he does. It just so happens that there are hundreds of thousands of people who are willing to pay money to watch A-rod do his job. He is part of the backbone of a multibillion dollar industry. The owners pay more money for the big names, because the big names bring them more money. Whether A-rod suffers or not has nothing to do with whether he is overpaid.

      It's too bad that other professions don't get paid more, but it's not athletes fault. The money in their industry is there for the taking and who can blame them? Once again it comes down to supply and demand. The supply of great athletes is very small, and the demand is very high. A-rod is getting his market value.

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  187. Overpaid? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Is someone being overpaid? If you're the one paying them (customer, client), then stop. It just makes you look like a hypocrite when you whine. And if you're not the one paying them (directly, indirectly, through taxes), it's none of your business.

    Wages are prices, and despite the pseudo-economics the media dumps at you on a continual basis, prices are based solely on what the buyer and seller can agree on. While the prices for wedding photographers may seem rather steep to you (and me), the fact that they're charging so much means that the average couple is willing to pay those prices. Supply and demand doesn't determine prices. Labor doesn't determine prices. The only things that sets prices are what the seller is willing to take and what the buyer is willing to give.

    Let's take a look at professional athletes. They charge a lot for their "services" because the teams are willing to pay for them. If the teams weren't willing to pay, the stars would either have to lower their prices, or not get signed on. If the prices were too high, they would stop signing on stars. Second, advertisers and fans are willing to help pick up the tab by advertising the games or attending the events.

    The "justice" of the pricing has nothing to do with it. Is it fair that quarterbacks get paid more than teachers? Apparently, the population in aggregate seems to think so, because it's the population in aggregate that's paying those skewed wages. And you're part of that aggregate. When's the last time you sent your kids off to school with tip money for the teacher?

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  188. Considering Gates is the C*T*O.. by Kwil · · Score: 1

    ..I'd say that product suckage is a very pertinant issue.

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  189. BULL5H!T, speaking from experience. by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1
    First, this industry attracts the weakest hands in business when times are good. Look at the cruft brought into this business in the last five years. The money is easy in a real estate bubble and the ease is reflected in the talent going into this market.

    I am not speaking from the sidelines, I am speaking as the owner of a $1 million+ home and I have dealt with these people. Homes in that range sell themselves or never get sold at all. You do not convince someone to spend seven figures unless they have already decided to on their own. What the agent does is place the home in MLS, put up a sign, hold a few open houses, and order an inspection. For a smaller home this is decent work for decent pay, but on seven figure homes they end up doing an incredibly small amount of work for what they take down, particularly if they represent buyer and seller, which is quite often the case.

    If you really think they screen clients, think again. They will tell you to your face that word of mouth is very important, and they want almost anyone passable seeing the house. So yes they will let the guy who lives in a van see your house, because they are convinced he has a rich cousin.

    Real estate agents really only bring one thing to the table - access to MLS. Thats it. Its an incredible monopoly that is now being broken. ANYONE can order an inspection and do the closing. You do not have to be an agent to sell a house.

  190. How wrong can you be? by HardCase · · Score: 2, Informative
    You want to know why were in a recession? Its simple, really. The people earning that money don't spend it. Not because they're malicious, but because you *can't* spend $700M, not unless you're buying solid gold toilets every day, or something equally silly. Since the money doesn't get spent, it simply vanishes from the economy. The truth is that trickle down would work, if the upper 1% spent all (or even most) of their money. Since they can't, trickle down is doomed to fail, as is the economy unless money starts flowing *out* of Eisner et al, and into the general economy...


    There is no simple reason for why this recession started, but yours is incorrect. Perhaps the most significant reason was what Alan Greenspan called the "irrational exuberance" of investors in horrendously overvalued stocks and of the hordes of investors who chased businesses with pointless plans that just didn't stand a chance of success. The collapse of the "dot com bubble" was one domino of many that led to the last recession. Companies that appeared to be successful, but really weren't caused investors to lose faith in the market...suddenly many people didn't know whom to trust. I suppose the WTC attack also played a role as well. Those are a few.


    Consumer spending, which is what you're talking about, is only one part of what drives the economy. In fact, it's what's brought the economy out of the recession. Another part is corporate spending. And that's where the bulk of the nation's gazillionaire's money goes. You're right, it's pretty damn hard to run through a few hundred million dollars quickly, but that's not how things work. Michael Eisner doesn't have hundreds of millions sitting in a room in his house. His money is in the bank, in stocks, in bonds...in investments. It's kind of like the movie "It's a Wonderful Life". The money isn't sitting in a pile somewhere...it's part of the loan that built some houses, part of the bonds that built the school down the road, part of the venture capital that created jobs in a startup, part of the stock issue that enabled a company to expand into a new market.


    The money doesn't get spent on consumer goods, but it certainly gets spent...several times over. Because part of the money that Eisner put in the bank went into that home loan that employed a contractor who bought a pickup from a car dealer that bought new computers from the local computer store that paid its utility bill to the electric company that paid a lineman to install a new transformer... If that's not trickle down, then what is? Economics is a system with a ton of parts. It ain't simple. Shucks, it isn't so hard to figure this out...just note that the amount of money in circulation is a small fraction of the total US GDP.


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  191. ROAR!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys had me rolling in stitches. :-)

    It's good to find something worthwhile here occasionally, even if it's no longer tech talk. I'll remember elk speed for a long time. :-)

  192. Not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    First, a case in point. I'm a Sr. Staff Engineer. According to my boss, I'm the highest paid SW engineer in my division. In terms of gross compensation the CEO of my company makes about 150 times more than I do. The work he does in a little over 3 days should therefore benefit the company as much as does the work I do in an entire year. He has to outperform me by 15,000%. All modesty aside, I just don't think he's up to it. I honestly think he would have a very difficult time outperforming me by a factor of ten. One of the CEO's responsibilities is to make sure that the company is well managed. Based on the number of chronically mismanaged projects here, I would have to say that he is doing a really poor job.

    On the issue of executives earning their pay based on "hard work, risk, and education", I would say that only education seems to be a true factor, education and political connections. Hard work and risk? That makes me laugh. Here's a little story about a VP who took a profitable product, turned it into a money losing business in less than 3 years and then was sidelined and shuffled off into a cushy position, while the project that he oversaw went down in flames. About a hundred people on that project lost their jobs through no fault of their own, while the executives in charge of the business decisions all retained their employment and were moved aside onto other projects. Where, I ask you, is the risk? There is no risk in the Good Ole Boys club, once you're in, you're in and you can do no wrong. Golden parachutes are the most visible examples, but the problem goes much, much deeper.

    The wealth imbalance in corporate America is out of hand. The system is corrupt, compensation is no longer based on performance and merit. The system must be corrected or it will fail. The US will eventually not be able to compete with overseas competitors. This is already the case in several key markets. A correction will come one way or another.

  193. Brand name by Kjella · · Score: 1

    ...of course, brand name is not nothing. But it doesn't have to mean anything at all. Your noname eating place might be cheaper and just as good as Hard Rock Cafe or some other brand name place.

    It doesn't matter, as long as they got something "good enough" to keep the brand. Same with your top photographer. He knows people want his "brand" photos. And he gets away with sending an assistant that'll do it "good enough".

    Not to mention the usual issue with consumers not knowing what's good or bad, or when they're being overcharged. Happens quite often for those things you buy rarely, like a car, a house, or wedding photographies.

    Kjella

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  194. Fsck IT by rocket97 · · Score: 1

    I am going to become a baggage handler... $100,000 a year (most of it in cash). Just for tossing a bag on a conveyor belt.

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  195. Estate taxes by swb · · Score: 1

    I want to know why the estate taxes weren't modified years ago to peg them to inflation or some other non-legislatively updatable financial model. I could easily live with $10 or even $20M as the point where estate taxes kick in, and leave amounts lower untaxed.

    These days, $10M is enough to ensure one or two generations of family "has it made" in terms of education, housing and medical care, but it hardly guarantees even a life of leisure for those that direcly inherit it.

    It seems to me the estate tax got a bad rap because it was wasn't properly indexed, and a few people who were clearly not members of the privileged class got nailed pretty hard. I know someone who fits this description, although even though she had to sell the family owned bank (in a small town), she and her two brothers still have several million each after taxes.

    Had the estate tax been indexed to include only egregious wealth and not incidental wealth, it might still be around.

    Instead we've decided to become Brazil.

  196. ARGH by cheezus · · Score: 1

    My pro wedding photos weren't any better than the ones my mom took. Yeah, he did the legwork of setting everyone and knowing how to get us organized.
    Which I'd gladly pay for.

    Then why the heck does the photographer get the copyright? Either I should be paying someone to do a job (like paying a graphic artist to make me a graph) with a product that I keep, or the photographers should do the whole thing for free and only make money off the copyrights. To get both is just plain stupid.

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    1. Re:ARGH by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      What is that copyright worth to anyone but you and the photographer ? They don't make any money selling those photos to anyone but those who were at your wedding..

      They reserve the copyright so that they don't have to pay you to use your image in their portfolio which they use to entice other prospective clients. (and so they don't have to give you a cut if they manage to sell the photos to someone else who wants a reminder of your wedding, like family etc).

  197. Re:opaque by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A fine ripost but please define "light"...

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  198. About Wedding Photographers by festers · · Score: 1

    Yeah, they are overpaid and typically do a poor job. And to add insult to injury they usually don't give you the negatives. (Bastards!). My wife and I, however, were lucky to find a fantastic photographer who happened to also do weddings. He blended in with our guests and you hardly knew he was there. He has an amazing eye was able to catch a lot of great candids. And on top of that, he gives you the negatives to do whatever you want with them. Check out Gary Irving's Website if you want to see some examples.

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  199. Clippers Blow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Unfortunately due to yet another offseason of front office mismanagement, they probably won't make the playoffs AGAIN this year

    Front office mismanagement indeed. The problem is Donald Sterling and his commitment to making the most amount of money while paying his players the least amount of money. This bum has made so much money by constistently having some of the best rookie players then dumping them when their initial contracts expire. He gets the fans' hopes up by touting these phenoms to sell tickets, and even when the fans have wised up and stopped going to see the constant failure that is the Clippers, he make a killing off of the NBA profit sharing. It's a cycle that continues endlessly. He is absolute scum. Stop having hope because it's useless in this situation,a nd stop supporting this ultra-bum of a team owner. My advice is just be a Laker fan.

    1. Re:Clippers Blow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Sterling sucks. But the thing is, this offseason he actually did open up the purse strings and spent some dough. We even got a respectable coach. It gave us Clipper fans some hope. But then fucking Elgin Baylor, the worst GM in basketball, screwed up negotiations with every player and now we don't have the right supporting cast for our core group. He seems obsessed with overrated big men, totally ignoring our need for a better point guard and shooting guard. He ignored many free agents who would have helped this team, and instead went out and got more big men! I'm starting to think that the real problem with this team is Elgin Baylor. He's totally inept as a general manager of an NBA franchise. Sterling keeps him as long as the profits keep rolling in, which they do thanks to league profit sharing. If profits were solely tied to team performance, even the buffoon Sterling would have realized what an even bigger buffoon Baylor is, and gotten rid of him!

      My advice is just be a Laker fan.

      God, no. Not until hell freezes over. The Lakers are like the Britney Spears of the NBA. All flash and superstars, preferential treatment, and hoardes of bandwagon "fans." No, thank you. There is no organization in professional sports more evil than the Lakers. They are like Microsoft.

      And Karl Malone taking a huge paycut to go for a championship? How noble! See?? It's not all about the money! Whatever. He just traded the money for false glory, taking the easy route. If he wanted to show true integrity, he would have stayed with the Jazz, taken the SAME paycut, and helped them get some good players. You know, win one for the team, with the team, and for the loyal fans. But nope, he screwed them all over. Same with Payton.

      No, the day I root for the Lakers is the day some jackass bandwagon fan comes by my casket and puts a Laker flag in my cold, dead hand.

  200. Wow. Wrong seeming all around... by neonfrog · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am not a wedding photographer, but I work in the photo industry and make a product that wedding photographers use.

    They are NOT, as a general measure, in the $40-60K per event range. They CAN'T be. Do the math. How many average wedding couples can hire that single aspect of their wedding at that price? As you said, only the TOP photographers. As the article says, the ABOVE AVERAGE photographer would have to do 20 double wedding weekends in the $5000 range per to pull down $100K. I don't know any that actually do that.

    Most of the ones I know personally make anywhere from $10k A YEAR (they sideline with photo store or other jobs) up to maybe $40-$60k A YEAR.

    I hired someone for my wedding last year. I'm lower middle-class and we felt supremely pinched to consider the $2500 we paid and we got to keep all the files (totally digital) to print as we wanted. He was the most expensive of the several we looked at, but he was considered the best by many. The photographer did 2 weddings that weekend -- and nothing else all week, but that was a PRIME weekend. Assuming he got another 12 PRIME weekends a year (and I think that would be stretching it) he'd be pulling down $60k. Then he'd have to pay assistants so just whack a nice percentage out for that.

    And he'd have to deal with:

    * Mother of the bride
    * Cheap brides who won't pay for prints because they read "how to scan" in Wedding Dress magazine
    * Rude wedding guests trying to steal her shots or triggering her flashes
    * Missing ANY shot that that anyone thought he should have gotten
    * Disposable cameras on the table
    * A VERY FULL WEEK editing
    * Employing assitants
    * Moving 10's of thousands of dollars of heavy photo equipment around in ANY weather, usually in a tuxedo
    * And much much more

    For most of these guys, this is their whole business. They have to pay rent, taxes, utilities and all of that for their studio OUT OF their service price in addition to their normal salary for keeping the lights on at home. Most of the other jobs listed had no such restrictions.

    The product I make comes in two flavors. The cheap one and the expensive one ($350 and $600). The cheap one is extremely popular in the wedding industry. The expensive one is not a great seller in that market. Why? Research shows that it is too rich for the average wedding photographer's blood, even though it is a god send for him as far as function. The guy I hired had the cheap one.

    My practical day to day dealings with this industry do not back up the conclusions reached in that article. Sure, some make the big bucks, but EVERY WEEKEND? All the time? ALL OF THEM?!? I'd be curious what the average PER YEAR PER PHOTOG was for the wedding service you worked for, not just the cream of the crop.

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  201. Great Idea! Only, we're not communist by spruce · · Score: 3, Informative

    Professional athletes aren't government employees, so the government doesn't have any say in how much we the people are willing to pay them. If we follow your logic, why don't we take some of the cash from the bonehead CEO's who don't deserve what they get, or rich kids who don't ever work a day in their life. They obviously don't deserve the money they have.

    Just because you don't see the value of entertainment sports provide doesn't mean the rest of us should be punished by having less motivated less qualified athletes.

  202. IKPP units... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now we have two (at least three actually) new units of measurement...

    Elkpower and Elk velocity, and Illegitimate Kids Per Player (or is it Playa) units...MWAHAHAHAHAHA

  203. Sports Stars by ziggles · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know people (especially slashdot nerds) love to trash on anything related to professional sports, but let's actually think about this for a second. Becoming a professional athlete is not an easy thing to do. It's not just "throwing a ball," it's hours of training every day. And even with all the training in the world, there's still no guaruntee that you'll even get in the gate, even less that you'll become a highly paid star. Injuries come pretty often as well, which will put a stop to any career you had going.

    They're taking a bigger risk than most people ever take by deciding to devote their life to something that can so easily go wrong. In my opinion they do deserve to be rewarded for taking that risk. I don't enjoy sports, I don't watch them, but logically it makes sense to me for professional athletes to get paid a lot. Same with movie stars. The reward is proportional to the risk.

  204. Every industrial country has longshoreman by tjstork · · Score: 1

    think ours are bad, check out the dock gangs in japan. they are the protectionism of japan!

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  205. I Wanna be a Longshoreman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who do I pay ta join dah onion.
    I gotta get me one a dem jobs at dah wharf.

    Stelllaaaaaaa !!!!!!

  206. Overpaid? What's a "compensation expert?" by eagl · · Score: 1

    Talk about overpaid... The "expert" ought to list his own salary. Everyone is so willing to point at the other guy and cry foul, and of course someone gets paid to do that? Who here couldn't write that article, picking your 10 pet peeves, and claim that "expert's" salary?

    He begins by shouting that supply/demand statistics don't justify those salaries, but nowhere does he list a single number supporting his personal choices. And in the end, that's all his article is, a list of the jobs he personally thinks are overpaid, because he lists no supporting evidence. When he's done with the training required to be an orthodontist, or has compiled 20 years of mishap-free commercial flying as a senior pilot, then maybe he can claim how trivially easy it is to get those qualifications. And he can STFU until he backs his grandiose claims about the supply/demand balance with a few numbers rather than his personal (worthless) opinion.

  207. Re:Many are overpaid, even more then become underp by holloway · · Score: 1

    No proof, not insightful, but way to rage against the machine, d00d.

  208. Re:Wow. Wrong seeming all around... by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

    Plus, for the unenlightened (including the original article's author) think about what a photographer actually does.

    In addition to the highly skilled work in developing the pictures, there's the hard manual labor of 6-8 hours on his feet, lugging around many pounds of eq. (Not to mention the thousands of dollars that eq cost.)

    Oh, and btw, after the developing and printing is done, something has to be done with all those chemicals. You can't just pour that stuff down the drain.

    I paid $3k for a wedding photographer in New England, and I feel like I ripped him off! (He did raise prices after I signed my contract.)

  209. RPI's president by Datafage · · Score: 1

    RPI's president is the highest paid university president while all us students and a LOT of the faculty is miserable with the way the school is run...

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  210. Supply and demand! by Merk · · Score: 2, Informative

    Don't these idiots know anything about where the salaries come from?

    Wedding photographers make big bucks because people want to make sure they don't get awful, amateur pictures. Everything associated with a wedding is expensive because (at least in theory) it's a one-time event that means a lot to a lot of people, so they don't want to risk being disappointed. Being a wedding photographer requires not only photography skills, but also the ability to deal with angry people (if your pictures don't turn out) and stressed out people (even if they do), as well as taking the same picture over and over again. Because of that, there are few people who want the job and can do it, so the pay is high. Duh!

    Luxury home real estate agents act snobbish towards people who visit luxury open houses because *that's their job*. They want to drive up the price of the home, and make it seem exclusive, and part of that is making sure that if you're allowed to look at a luxury home, you feel privileged! Sure, they make high commissions, but dealing with the type of people who could buy or sell a home like that takes more skills than just the ability to pass a real-estate test.

    Motivational speakers make money because people want to hear what they want to say. Pro athletes make money because people want to watch them play, or buy things they endorse, etc. Often the incremental cost for each of these things isn't huge. Say on average everybody who watched Micheal Jordan play baskeball over his career bought three pairs of "Air Jordan" sneakers and 100 happy meals. That's relatively cheap for them, but since he gets a cut of millions of people doing that, he gets money. Now sure, you can argue with whether people should be buying things an athlete endorses, but that's their value system. Sure, a pair of "Air Jordan" shoes is expensive, but it's a status symbol, and maybe it helps in their social circle. Paying a thousand dollars to listen to a former president speak is similar. I'm sure nobody thinks they're honestly learning amazing new things they could never learn otherwise, however they get to rub elbows with other people. It's networking, it's status, so hwo do you put a price on it?

    Most of the other jobs are either about unions and the undue power they have, or about jobs that take a lot of time and effort to get. (Orthodontist takes years of schooling, mutual fund manager takes years of getting certified as a financial analyst, etc). As for the unions, I think it's accepted that they're pretty corrupt and wield undue power, but eventually that power will fail. As for the jobs that take years to get, most people aren't willing or able to spend almost 10 years after high school to get a very boring, but very high paying job. Those that do can command high salaries.

    It's all about supply and demand. I hope this was meant as a fluff piece, because if this is the kind of serious market analysis these people do, I'm not impressed.

    1. Re:Supply and demand! by solman · · Score: 1

      Ok, then, please explain to me why office clerks belonging to the longshoreman's union make $136,000 per year? There is an ample supply of individuals on the west coast who will do the job for well under $40K.

      How did supply and demand determine that $136,000 was the correct amount?

    2. Re:Supply and demand! by Merk · · Score: 1

      Well if you actually read my comment, you'd see that I talked about unions. See, unions are these things which mess with the whole supply and demand thing. They artificially reduce the supply to a level at which they can demand a ridiculous salary.

    3. Re:Supply and demand! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > explain to me why office clerks belonging to the longshoreman's union make $136,000 per year?

      Umm, if you read the post, it should be obvious. The keyword here is "union."

      > > As for the unions, I think it's accepted that they're pretty corrupt and wield undue power

  211. Your logic eludes me... by UncleGizmo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I would find it extremely doubtful...", but have you really checked?

    There are hundreds of thousands of male students who play football in high school each year. Only a select few are chosen to play at major college schools [less than 1%, IIRC], and some others decide to play at smaller schools [say tens of thousands]. Pro scouts look high and low for potential athletes to join their ranks. Many are invited to summer tryouts. With few exceptions, there are no people who are big, strong, fast, agile and smart enough to play a position in the majors who haven't been found. Read up on what it takes - physical capability-wise - to even make it into the tryouts. Not something that just anyone can do.

    "Clearly the pay is help create a mystic about the person..."

    Umm, yeah...there are lots of industries who pay employees big wages in order to create a mystic about them. No, actually, it's probably because the 'mystic', as you put it, is that this league has the highest level of skilled performers in that particular profession - bigger, stronger, faster, etc. than the 'average' person [in this realm, physical excellence is more treasured than mental].

    I don't doubt that there are some who could play in the NFL [or one of the feeder leagues like NFL Europe or arena football] who aren't, but just because you have a large pool of people, that doesn't mean you should be able to assume a large subset who can perform a specific task.

    Don't forget - capability doesn't equal ability. Just because someone is intelligent, has a strong sense of logic, and good typing skills, won't necessarily make them good at programming, will it? Or are you saying that any of 40 million 20-somethings could be one of the few top programmers?

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    1. Re:Your logic eludes me... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt that there are some who could play in the NFL [or one of the feeder leagues like NFL Europe or arena football] who aren't, but just because you have a large pool of people, that doesn't mean you should be able to assume a large subset who can perform a specific task.

      Given that (using your NFL example) teams can lose all their quarterbacks to injuries and then go out and easily pick up another to successfully take over, I'd say that's obviously not true. At any given time, I'd guess there are three or four star quarterbacks in the league - the rest are also-rans and easily replaceable. And it's amazing how much harder those first-string quarterbacks work after being replaced and coming back.

    2. Re:Your logic eludes me... by UncleGizmo · · Score: 1

      Agreed that teams who lose all QBs can find another one...but where do they find them? From other professional outlets: their practice squad, from other teams in trade, or from other professional leagues. Sometimes even a former [retired] player comes back, [see: Tommy Maddox].

      But also-rans? Perhaps when compared to the rest of the league, but when compared to even the top players overseas or in college, they are miles ahead. The reaction time required for a pro QB to read a defense and choose the right outlet for a pass is something on the order of 1.5 - 2 seconds. Not to mention have the physical ability to get the ball in the right spot where it can't be intercepted. Not something just 'anyone' can do.

      The parent poster was stating that with some 40 million people, there must be more than 3,000 who were capable of playing -- therefore not warranting those high salaries. My point was that the logic didn't hold up -- simply because you have a large sample, doesn't mean you should be able to find a suitable subject, especially with multiple specific capabilities required from that subject [some of which can be learned & otehrs which are inherent].

      Peace.

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    3. Re:Your logic eludes me... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      ..but where do they find them? From other professional outlets: their practice squad, from other teams in trade, or from other professional leagues.

      Or high school football coaches who are in *reserve*?

      The parent poster was stating that with some 40 million people, there must be more than 3,000 who were capable of playing -- therefore not warranting those high salaries. My point was that the logic didn't hold up -- simply because you have a large sample, doesn't mean you should be able to find a suitable subject, especially with multiple specific capabilities required from that subject [some of which can be learned & otehrs which are inherent].

      I still don't understand your point. My point was (from recent experience) that since NFL teams do not have a problem finding talented replacements, even when their so-called star players are injured, there is obviously a large enough pool available that the high salaries are artificial. Going historical here, the Los Angeles Rams were once the worst paid team in football IIRC. They made it to the Superbowl and lost, but the point is they made it with "also-rans".

      Peace.

      Certainly. I'm not flaming or making a personal attack, I just disagree with your position. :)

  212. Absolutely wrong by Kohath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can any of those other people get 60,000 people to pay $50 each to watch them work for 3 hours? No?

    Does that explain part of the differece in pay?

    You don't get paid what you "deserve". You get paid what you're worth to other people who can (and want to) pay you.

  213. What about LI NY Cops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just shy of 100K then retire after 20 Years with 50K. Law AND Order

  214. Re:Many are overpaid, even more then become underp by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

    Typical ... no respect for the opinions or positions of others.

    The same rules your parent's were supposed to teach you. Treat others fairly and honestly. I guess you missed that day ...

    Oh, as for the past, there was less of a wage disparity thirty years ago then there is today. Go ahead, ignore the evidence and hope that you remain among the overpaid.

    Yes, it's crippled. If you compare where we are to where we could or should be, you'd realize how much we've all lost.

    Go ahead, glorify greed and self service. Anything that makes you feel better must be good eh.

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  215. This article is a load of crap. by perrin5 · · Score: 1

    period

    It is a blatant bitch session with NO attempt to provide a balanced look at anything. There is absolutely no way I am willing to say that I think that these are anywhere close to the most overpaid jobs in the US.

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  216. Most Overpaid Jobs by Man+of+E · · Score: 2, Funny

    Steve Jobs?

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  217. One of the biggest myths in sport. by dameron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is that player salary has a direct impact on ticket prices, concessions, parking, or merchandise.

    Prices for those things are driven my supply and demand. The reason a Coke costs $5 at a ball game is because people will pay that price. Tickets likewise are driven by what people are willing to pay.

    Teams may justify raising ticket prices because of player salaries, but if it became unprofitable the pricing model would change.

    I'm sick of hearing about greedy pro sports players, they, with very rare exceptions, get paid what the market will bear for their skills. Owners know this, players know this, arbitrators know this, GMs too. Fans don't, they're blinded by the size of the contracts floating between the teams and the players, and instinctively react as 0x20 did, that greedy players are driving up the cost of the game.

    If you want to blame anyone for the high price of concessions and tickets to pro sports events, blame the owners for taking their product and marketing it to a much more affluent audience, and blame the bastard who can't be bothered to tailgate or bring his own food to the game, but instead drops the cash on the most expensive seats, the season tickets, or the overpriced ($7 12 oz. cups of Bud at Dodger games this year) concessions.

    -dameron

    1. Re:One of the biggest myths in sport. by barzok · · Score: 1
      Prices for those things are driven my supply and demand. The reason a Coke costs $5 at a ball game is because people will pay that price. Tickets likewise are driven by what people are willing to pay.
      Will pay that price? How about forced to pay that price. You're in a stadium for 4 hours. You need drink and likely food (especially in the "cold" events - early spring baseball, hockey seats close to the ice, most outdoor football games, etc.). You're not allowed to bring outside food & drink in. What options do you have?

      Supply and demand my ass. They charge it because you ahve no alternative, so they can charge exorbitant amounts. Just like in Disney World.

    2. Re:One of the biggest myths in sport. by dameron · · Score: 1

      At almost every ballpark and venue in the US you can park and eat, tailgate as it were. Some places, (the hellhole at Chavez Ravine called Dodger Stadium) ban tailgating.

      However, even at Dodger games there's nothing to stop you from bringing in your own food and drinks, (no alcohol 'though) and watching the game. I've brought whole buckets of chicken and half a dozen bottles of bottled water into the game, no problem.

      Most sporting events last around three hours or less from start to finish. If you can't manage to eat before or wait 'til after that's too bad. The fact is, if the teams started making less money charging higher prices for concessions they'd lower the price. As I said before, the people that are willing to pay the higher price are the ones to blame. Bitching about it and paying the inflated prices only makes it worse.

      Here's a link to all possible permutations of this argument, from rec.sport.baseball, and really this info, and a mini-less on supply/demand should probalby be included in the RSB faq...

      link

      -dameron

    3. Re:One of the biggest myths in sport. by barzok · · Score: 1
      However, even at Dodger games there's nothing to stop you from bringing in your own food and drinks, (no alcohol 'though) and watching the game. I've brought whole buckets of chicken and half a dozen bottles of bottled water into the game, no problem
      One sample does not mean a whole lot. I went to a Mets/Yankees game at Shea last summer. My father had enough trouble getting a small bag that he must carry with him all the time past the gate. Forget trying to bring food beyond candy bars in. So we're at the park 2 hours before the game (we were on a bus trip from upstate). It's 55 and raining. Need hot food to keep going. Not going to bring that in too easily. Then there's the pre-game rain delay. Another 45 minutes. Then a 90-minute delay in the 4th until they decide to call the game. All told, we spent a lot more than "three hours or less" in the park. And froze our asses off. In June.
      If you can't manage to eat before or wait 'til after that's too bad.
      Tell that to a diabetic who needs to keep their blood sugar up at a ballgame that started after lunch, then had a rain delay and/or went into extra innings (luckily a candy bar will suffice in a pinch). Or to someone who has medication they must take with food.
      As I said before, the people that are willing to pay the higher price are the ones to blame. Bitching about it and paying the inflated prices only makes it worse.
      Willing to pay? Well, I guess I was "willing" to make the choice between attempting to stave off hypothermia (yes, Virginia, you can go hypothermic in June, I'd done it once before) with no food in my stomach and paying $12 for a dog, pretzel and drink to give my body fuel to burn for heat. Some choice there.

      Until you see ballparks actively advertising "yes, you can bring food in, please feel free to do so" and not making it a massive hassle to actually get the cooler/backpack/whatever in the door, I'll consider it a "your choices are pay up or starve" situation.

  218. Wedding Photographer by Jboy_24 · · Score: 1

    I had the oppurtunity to land a gig as a wedding photographer while a student. So I asked my photography instructors for tips. All of them had done A wedding, only one had done more then one.

    His list of horror stories made me reject the job.

    Basically the impression I got, is there is NO more high stress photo assignment then weddings. Not only does everyone think they know the best angle, but they all want their own poses. This isn't just the party that paid for the photographer, EVERYONE thinks the photographer is their personal slave.

    PLUS, the criteria for a good job may just lie on whether the mother of the groom had a good shot, was/wasn't included in the photo or whether they got the special flower arangement put on the table. In fact, people have tried suing over the fact that out of 20 photos, the stupid bride blinked in every fricken one. Or the one where the groom actually tried to smile was the one when the brides head was turned, and even though the photographer took 40 photos of the pair, Unlce Merv got the picture and THEY didn't pay him squat!

    As well, the article makes it seem as if it is a one-day job. PUHleaze, how bout fighting with the lab over whether the prints look good. How bout reviewing 20-40 contact sheets looking for the good pictures.

    UGH... $1200 per day? Damn, that's too little.

    1. Re:Wedding Photographer by grumling · · Score: 1
      Don't forget that you have a limit on how many weddings you can do a year. That's why I didn't do video (which is much worse, because there's never enough light!)

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    2. Re:Wedding Photographer by lrucker · · Score: 1
      This is almost certainly the wrong place to ask (not because of the "geeks don't even date" stereotype, but because geeks tend to be more sensible about such things):

      Why do people care so much about wedding photos? Do they really look at them that often? What's the point? I'm female, but I just don't get it. For the average price of a wedding, I could get a really sweet dual-processor G5, and still have money left for peripherals.

    3. Re:Wedding Photographer by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I'm female

      You just said the magic words. If you hadn't said:

      > a really sweet dual-processor G5

      I'd be hitting on you... and you'd be laughing at me. You're so insensitive! waaaah...

      (Yeah, it's a slow day at work)

  219. Re:Many are overpaid, even more then become underp by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

    No proof that that there's a growing wage disparity? How comfortable it must be to live in denial. Go ahead, enjoy your priviliged position ... while it lasts.

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  220. Gov unions by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Sorry.
    The government unions aren't a free market.

    They take my money, or I go to jail.
    I have no control.

    1. Re:Gov unions by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I didn't mention "free" markets in my post, though I am 100% in favor of them. Market forces still continue to work despite government efforts to gum up the works. You artifically cap a price and you get shortages. On the other side, you put an artificial floor on prices, and the customers won't be buying despite the huge supply.

      Ultimately, the customer/consumer/client is totally in charge. If union labor is overpriced due to government interference, you'll find that fewer and fewer people will use union labor, to the point that a "black market" in labor may arise. I used to participate in this black market, so I know it exists.

      But most of the "overpaid" jobs listed in the article was stuff without artificial government pricing, like professional athletes and wedding photographers.

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    2. Re:Gov unions by nuggz · · Score: 1

      No I mean REAL Government unions.
      Here the actual people working at government offices are in the UPE Union of Public Employees

    3. Re:Gov unions by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Well, government workers are all overpaid anyway. I thought that was a given.

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  221. My vote for most overpaid by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    Dead celebrities whose estates get paid for them being in new commercials and other uses of their image.

    Nobody who works damn hard for a living (like Pilots, wedding photographers, etc.) is overpaid like these people. I mean, they just lay there rotting and get major bank.

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  222. BS. by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

    1)Typical vig on a residential sale is 5-6%. So a good agent is looking at 2.5%, maybe 3, but most likely 2.5 or less because of competition from real estate web sites. So the agent may get 5% for covering both the selling and buying sides. Which isn't that hard to pull off--most folks don't know about buyer-agents, and most agents will 'discount' the commission (only take 2.5% rather than the full 5%) if the work both ends to help the sale go through. (When you're working 100% commission, just because each sale is big doesn't mean you don't worry about that next sale. Especially in a biz as seasonal as residential real eastate.)

  223. Forgot by kessle10 · · Score: 1

    He forgot to add personal finance editor's for CBS.MarketWatch.com

  224. Skycaps by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

    Yes, it looks like a lot of money, but not really...people say that about all low wage workers that rake it in! You figure that a SkyCap [used to] take your bags from the curb to the check-in desk, usually get you a good spot in line, and do it quickly and efficently. If it took 10 minutes of his time, but saved 30 minutes of yours [+ fustration of forgeting something] Then he made YOU 3x as efficent in your travels! Now if you make even $15/hour and tip 7.50 then you are breaking even for your time, but he's getting $7.50+ by 6 visits per hour which is $45/hour just for lending a hand...but it's definately not "overpaid" it is in fact an economic gain for both parties...now imagine a $500/hour CEO and you can see why they get big tips for "menial" work.

  225. Carnegie's "Gospel of Wealth" and the Overpaid by lwagner · · Score: 1
    Andrew Carnegie was in favor of taxing the estate so that an artificial aristocracy would not arise.

    Now, he argues that it is important to have the rich because without the rich, there would be no Maecenas, alluding to the famous Greek patron of the arts. If we reduce people to equality, society as a whole suffers and flounders -- sure, there are people who are rich, but they aren't the people next door anymore.

    On the other hand, he argues, the rich should give back to those who helped him or her get there. If he or she does not contribute to charity, he or she must be forced to return the majority of the money back into society at death.

    The estate tax in America comes into effect with an estate valued at $1M+. Owning a home and some retirement, it's relatively easy (assuming you're 40+ and have been saving) to have an estate worth more than that.

    By the way, every time a politician talks about taxing "rich" people, realize that "rich" under the IRS definition is making about $50K jointly or around $25K as a single. Everyone reading this has the opportunity to become affluent if he or she simply saves their money and waits 15 - 20 years... doesn't matter which mutual fund, take any large cap mutual fund. See how you feel about politicians beating down on the "rich".

    The very rich are able to get around the estate taxes, but they give up absolute control of their estate to a large extent through either an irrevocable trust or a charitable foundation.

    That's why there are organizations like the Carnegie Foundation still around today. The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation will be around long after Bill & Melinda (and their wealth) are footnotes in history. If Gates can't take his money with him, he has to do something with it.

    1. Re:Carnegie's "Gospel of Wealth" and the Overpaid by BrianH · · Score: 1

      Yes, and then you have the "accidental" rich, like my dad. He purchased a beautiful stretch of Oregon land in the 1970's for $35,000, which through no fault or work of his own, is now worth an estimated $7 million. Why? Because of the golf course and million dollar homes that went up next door in the 80's and 90's. Personally, I'd like to inherit the land and keep it in the family, but any estate tax will effectively prevent that from happening...we'd have to sell it to some developer just to cover the tax bill.

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    2. Re:Carnegie's "Gospel of Wealth" and the Overpaid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the general trick is for him to sell you said property and then pay you rent to live on it. Look into it.

      Of course, IANATL (not a tax lawyer).

  226. Re:Ha! My job made the list by mc_barron · · Score: 1

    Appreciate the Aqua Teen Hunger Force sig. Hysterical.

  227. Mike Hampton washed up? by lgordon · · Score: 1

    Umm, 14-8 with a 3.84 ERA, the ace of the Braves rotation and a gold glove winner? Apparently MLB owners and managers know more about the worth of players than the writer of this article.

    1. Re:Mike Hampton washed up? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum.

      Yeah, replying to sigs is tacky, but I would like illumination.

      Is that supposed to say "I think (that) I think therefore I think (that) I am?" I'm not being snide, just genuinely ignorant - is that an actual translation or an Americanslation? (also here, not insulting US residents, I'm one)

  228. Republicanism ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blame the working man.

  229. bleh by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    how about the most underpaid?

    teachers obviously is one of them,

    but how about PhD researchers and professors? talk about the most imbalance in intelligence vs income. very unfortunate.

  230. Funeral home operators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You gotta wonder where these people are, considering the prices that they charge.

  231. Re:Wow. Wrong seeming all around... by protohiro1 · · Score: 1

    I am a professional artists, and I appreciate that you pay for quality. I do not think $2k per event is unreasonable for a good photographers. Now the guys that are makin upwards of $10k...they are really no better than the average, and I personally scanned around 50,000 wedding photos at my old job. The guy that sent his assistant's stuff was really just mediocre.

    Event photographers VERY RARELY develop their own photos. Most these days shoot either digitally or just send their negatives in to a web service, which scans them and makes digital prints. Even if they do traditional prints they get them done at a professional lab. moonlight is the most popular in Southern california. They have their prices for processing and prints so you can get an idea of the photographer's mark up. They do all the darkroom work as well, to the photographer's specs, but all the burning and dodging is up to the lab. And if your photographer is working digitally (like the guy that charges $60k) his cost per print is $0, the web service company eats that cost and makes up for it on a sales commision. It works out to around 25 cents per 8x10.

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  232. Las Vegas baby! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    You've never been to Las Vegas have you? Well you can FORGET EVER getting a job as a skycap. That's THE most coveted job in the city. In fact, the only way your going to land that phat and cherry job is through political ties to the owner of the hotel or resort.

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  233. Donkeyism ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reduce every problem to class warfare by oversimplifying and ignoring inconvenient facts.

    1. Re:Donkeyism ... by ianscot · · Score: 1

      When people kill shipping magnates and CEOs and live in their houses, that's class warfare. When dispossessed working people are so desperate they'll beat up farming executives and steal their land, that's class warfare.

      When people dare to ask whether Republican policies favor the rich and blame America's problems on welfare mothers, that's not "class warfare." See, there's a little contrast there. One is not the other.

      Make a little note, anonymous coward.

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  234. Re:What about HR people? - What about them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Overpaid? The HR people I met that are "fun fun" for employees, organize paintball events, X-mas parties and receives resume they forward to the boss makes 30-55K.

    Too bad all this useful activity distracts them from promptly sending out rejection letters (instead of just blowing the candidate off) or delegating the interview to someone who actually know what the hell they are talking about in the field.

    Time to go brush up on my "people" skills. Java can wait...

  235. There are alternatives, look around. by V.+Mole · · Score: 1

    We paid our wedding photographer to take pictures, and make a single 3x5 print of each one. We got the negatives. I think it cost ~$300 (mabye ~500) about two years ago. It was a small, informal wedding, only a few posed pictures, so his time investment was relatively small, and it was 4 or 5 36 shot rolls. The posed pictures were no worse than any other posed pictures of us (my wife and I both have a extremely difficult time looking "normal" when we know a camera is pointed at us), and some of the candid/casual/whatever shots are pretty good.

    I know others who have made similar arrangements with their wedding photographer. Decide what you want, and find someone to do it.

  236. Lies and ideologues by BubbaMike · · Score: 1

    Mr Plummer turns the truth on its head when he fails to note that the Longshoremen didn't strike but were locked out by the shipping companies who run the ports. His disingenuousness over this issue undercuts his points. But ideologues aren't interested in truth but in making their ideas seem reasonable even when they aren't. It is clear that Mr Plummer is one of the overpaid.

    1. Re:Lies and ideologues by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > the Longshoremen didn't strike but were locked out by the shipping companies who run the ports

      But weren't they locked out because the union demanded higher pay or they would strike? Maybe my information is incorrect, but to say it is entirely the fault of the companies (whose interests are best served by remaining operational) is disingenuousness as well.

      That said, from what I observed at the time, both sides were packed with idiocy.

    2. Re:Lies and ideologues by BubbaMike · · Score: 1

      they didn't ask for more money they didn't wish to allow the Ports, run by the shipping companies to set up a new class of lower paid positions which might not be represented by the union.

      I am mearly pointing out that it is disingenuous to write the article in such a manner as to make it seem a strike when in fact it was a lockout. In fact the Port Association head came to a public negotiating session with bodyguards openly carrying guns in an attempt to bully the union.

  237. you're wasting your time by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

    You're wasting your time. The other poster is just trolling, or else he's a moron who thinks pyramid schemes work.

  238. COMMUNIST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no text

  239. Good Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Sioux city was one of the most amazing feats of airmanship. That and the landing of KAL 902 on the frozen lake after it was shot up by a Su rank very high on my list of people who've done amazing things.

  240. And the answer is. . . Steve! by Slicebo · · Score: 1

    Jobs, that is.

  241. Re:wealth taxes by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1
    Actually, the money would be spent on accountants, tax attourneys and lobbyists to avoid the tax.

    Just out of curiosity, how is (was) the money spent in Finland, France, Iceland, Luxembourg, Norway, Spain, Sweden, or Switzerland, which had a wealth tax as of 1999? (See The Wealth Tax and Economic Growth, by Asa Hansson of the Lund University Department of Economics.)

  242. sure, but from the OP: by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Funny
    but many of us take home bloated paychecks

    To me, anyone who takes home a bloated paycheck belongs to the category of them not us. :-)

  243. Very Overpaid by nate+nice · · Score: 1

    Pharmacists are extremely over paid. They start at around 75K and go well past 100K. They are one reason drugs cost so much. Granted, they have "tough" school, but their job consists of being able to count to 30 and read. And they have their assistants (just some bloke) do most of this. I could argue many doctors are over paid as well as most of the medical industry, but I'l focus on pharmacists.

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    1. Re:Very Overpaid by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Bah.

      I have more respect for most pharmacists than I do for most doctors. They know their medicines far better than the doctors who prescibe the stuff, and are generally far better at informing the patient about what they're about to take.

      And they are NOT the reason drugs cost a lot. Not even a substantial part of the reason, in fact.

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    2. Re:Very Overpaid by nate+nice · · Score: 1

      True, they do know a lot about their drugs, more than doctors as they should and there are some great ones out there that can identify what you are taking and if something else is better for it etc. And yes, they are not a substantial reason for why drugs cost so much. But, their as well as the whole medical field being extremely over paid is part of the reason and they are no exception. But, they are very over paid none the less. Thing is, it's a well kept secret...well, not so much anymore but still. When someone finds out how much they make they are shocked. They usually assume they are the same $10.00/hr tech that works in a drug store and can become one with tech college (2 year) type education.

      Now, I don't hate on them as I don't hate on anyone making a living on a scam...have to do what you have to do. Those ultra sound techs start at 70K as well...and trust me, with my science degree, getting accepted into ultra sound or similar type school (one and a half year program your hospital provides if you are accepted) is a snap. It's my backup plan for when my software developing job moves to India or China one day. I love engineering and is why I do it, but for the money those hospital folks make (and they keep getting more and more...it's like the 90's for software developers) I could easily subsidize my computer hobby with it. Not to mention those jobs never move. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

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  244. Who is this joker kidding? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    10) WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHERS

    WTF? Using the writer's own figures, 2 weddings *4.33 weeks*6months=52 weddings, each requiring at least five hours of on-site work and an equal or greater amount off-site. That comes to a very normal professional service rate of about $115/hour INCLUDING all the expendables. Piss off, buddy, that's par for the course.

    I wonder what someone with the following pedigree pulls in, since he failed to print his own salary. Last I worked in news (as an unpaid peon intern, they LOVE that in broadcast media) damn near everyone in the newsroom broke $100k and the big guns made millions:

    "CBS Assistant Managing Editor, was a news editor for Bloomberg News, Executive Editor for the Daily Record in Baltimore and a reporter for the Los Angeles Times."

    Now, I know he paid his dues at the LA Times, but I'm going to bet he now easily breaks $100k, putting him right smack in the top 7% of earners nationwide. For writing bullshit fluff like this, I think that's pretty damned over-paid. Hell, I've seen better writing on /., maybe he could adjust his salary to the same level of compensation.

    I think I'll ask him. Why don't you?

    Really, Ask Him

    1. Re:Who is this joker kidding? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the support, man! I happen to be a wedding photographer. You can check my post about the business...the author didn't do his homework, at all.

      Honestly, I think he screwed up most of these professions, simply from ignorance. Most people will tell you that their jobs are a lot harder than they look from the outside. The moral off the story is, you should walk a mile in a man's shoes before you tell him his shoes are too expensive for him.

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    2. Re:Who is this joker kidding? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      I must correct the previous assumption that he makes more than $100k, a little bird informed me that he makes less, but suffice it to say, it's closer to 100 than it is to 70. I'm not judging whether or not that is overpaid, but it does strike me as a TAD (ok, extraordinarily) hypocritical when one is so closely skirting the top 10% marker to start yelping about other people being overcompensated especially when some of the targets make LESS.

    3. Re:Who is this joker kidding? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Also, for many of these things, he's looking at the absolute top-tier income for a career, and then assuming that EVERYBODY in that career makes that, and so they're all overpaid. There are very, very few wedding photographers who pull in $10k for a wedding. Almost all of them who do live in the northeast, where the cost of living is very high, so everything is expensive, and the wedding season is short (April through August) so there's lots of competition for a good photographer. I'm in Florida, and I don't think there's ANYBODY in Florida pulling that down, except for maybe one or two famous photogs in Miami. I know full-time professional photographers who shoot weddings for $600 ~ $1200, but the quality and level of service isn't up there with the people charging $2,000 ~ $5,000. In general, even for the $10k photogs, you get what you pay for. Market forces at work...there's no gun put to these brides' head.

      Same with airline pilots. I'm about halfway finished with my private pilot's license, and I have several friends who are pilots, both professional and amateur. Yes, there are a very, very few extremely senior pilots, who, after racking up 40,000 flight hours over a 25 year career, probably in the military, are making $250k for maybe five years before they get too old and their medical cert gets pulled. 99.8% of pilots, though, are flying small planes on commuter routes, or teaching at your local FBO, pulling down $8k ~ $35k/year. They fly not for the money, but because once you've been up there, flying a plane...there's absolutley nothing like it in the world. It's like crack. But to say that pilots are overpaid because the absolute best of the best make bank is ridiculous.

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  245. Are the highest salaries bad for the economy? by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

    Goodness, I don't even know where to start responding to this.

    I guess I'll try to take things in order.

    1. The idea that CEO's of well-performing companies are overpaid, specifically, Michael Eisner.

    Disney's value is about $60 billion according to Yahoo finance, and they reported $1.3 billion in profit last year. So Eisner's in charge, he makes all the big decisions or decides who does, he guides the ship, and he gets about 50% of profits, at least for one year. A lot of companies pay a lot more than that to whoever's in charge, for example, a lot of small companies that pay 100% of profits to the owner. So they scale it down a lot for a big company. Still, Eisner's making a lot more and a much larger percent of profits than most comparable big-wigs, so maybe he is overpaid. But how can we tell?

    Is he worth 50%? Well, look at all the huge companies that don't do so well. I mean, Disney's making a lot of money. But Time Warner, which made 1.8 billion dollars profit in 2000, lost $54 billion last year. So that's what can happen with the wrong management. Disney's board of directors probably took into account the possibility of Eisner leaving Disney, what some other companies might offer him in compensation, and how they thought it would impact the company to hire their next best choice for CEO, as compared to retaining Eisner. If they thought it was reasonably likely that maintaining Eisner would bring in at least $700 million more than their next best option, and reasonably likely Eisner might leave if they didn't pay him that, then the number looks like a reasonable choice.

    Now, I would tend to agree with you, not being privileged to all the information the Board of Directors of Disney have access to, that this still seems like a big number. But then, we're looking at the worst case: the most highly paid CEO in the world. And we're looking at an anomalous year. Many CEO's don't have very stable income (not that they're going to run out of money or anything, it just has a high variance), and I'm sure Eisner's average compensation over his tenure as CEO is really way below $700 million/year. But I think it's conceivable that this isn't over compensation, and that a lot of CEO's with incomes that may sound awfully big aren't being paid out of line with what they're worth to the best of the board's ability to judge.

    That's all about whether it's worth it or not to Disney. There's also another issue, which I think is really none-of-our business because it's their company, but is an interesting thing to speculate on: is it good for society?

    I'm not going to take this on for the Disney case, because it's too hard to argue about what the value to society is of producing a good movie. But take someone like Rockefeller. When he entered the oil industry in the early 1860's, when oil was still primarily used to make kerosene for heating and illumination, the availability and quality of kerosene were terrible, the prices were high, and many people couldn't afford the product at all due to it's high cost or low quality. The same went later for gas for cars. But when Rockefeller entered these markets, he quickly came to dominate through introducing dozens of innovations, and reliably providing a product of superior quality for lower prices. But soon the competition started to close in, and while availability and quality continued to rise, and prices continued to fall, new national corporations that primarily copied his innovative methods began to gobble national market share, so that from 1898 to 1906, Standard Oil's market share fell from 34% to 11%. It was even lower when the government first initiated anti-trust in 1908. So who won here? Rockefeller's innovations reformed an entire industry, and the benefits this created throughout society are immeasurable- better lighting, heating, and transportation. Better safety. Better availability of the product. And prices dropped steadily from his entry until anti-trust in 1908. He only gathered a tiny portion of the eco

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  246. On the ground, too by gilroy · · Score: 1
    Blockquoth the poster:

    I did think it might be a lesser known fact that the engineering of a plane is becoming incredible reliable to the point that the human is becoming the least reliable piece of the puzzle.

    Of course the same is true for automboiles, yet no one is willing to give up control over driving... in a century of auto making we have made significant safety improvements to every part of the sytem -- except the driver...
    1. Re:On the ground, too by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I'd be the first to argue that non-automated cars should be banned. The government and the insurance industry should subsidize automation refit kits and pay people to toss real junkers. They'd still save money overall from the reduction in accidents. Then again, the insurance industry would become obsolete. The only way a car owner would get sued is for failure to maintain their car - any faults on the road would be the fault of the guy who fixed the car or the guy who built it.

      The only reason cars are hard to fully automate is that it is difficult to cope with non-automated vechicles on the same road. If cars just talked to each other a car wouldn't have to handle a car veering into its path. You'd have to deal with non-car-objects on the roads (cows, fallen trees, etc.), but that would be about it.

      I'd love to sign onto my computer and make reservations to go to work around 8:30 each morning. The computer would tell me that a slot in traffic has been reserved for me at 8:43 and that I'd make the 30 mile trip to work in about 20 minutes. In the event of traffic congestion a car would refuse to get on the highway in the first place - I'd rather be stuck in my living room than on the highway. If I'm in a big hurry I'd offer $100 to somebody would would volunteer to pull off the road in my place. The roads could handle higher volumes if traffic flowed at uniform rates and without cutting across lanes, so at first you'd probably have no congestion at all. It would be better for the environment as well.

  247. Digital also helps Wedding Photogs by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

    There are cons to digital, but more pros, I think. First, while it's true that the fees for reproductions for friends and family is reduced, this is offset by the sheer volume of shots you can get with digital. Also, being able to instantly review pictures helps with blown poses and bad exposures, while at the same time can be used to stimulate a boring client by showing previews of shots just taken.

    And while there are now thousands of lackeys with digital cameras taking business away from seasoned professionals, I think you'll find the industry has long benefited from "word-of-mouth", and bad photographers will still remain bad photographers no matter if they shoot digital or film. With a good enough portfolio, you should be able to lure cheapskate couples from unwisely choosing inexperienced photographers just because their rates are lower.

    (In response to the article): Wedding photographers get just one chance to capture the shot. If you miss it, you'd better be counting on a divorce if you ever want another shot at a client. With weddings being so emotionally important to people, there is an extreme amount of pressure to get it right, and not everyone can handle the stress while retaining their "composure for exposure". In regard to wedding pics, you usually get what you pay for.

  248. nerdy enough? by binarybum · · Score: 1

    how is this news for nerds? Sounds more like a ripped msn headline.

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  249. If any of your little Linux dorks.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If any of you little dorks could drive a race car, quarterback, play golf, or shoot hoop at an elite level you'd do it. Sure as hell would beat wacking off to internet porn and writing code for free (open source suckers).

    The fact is that you were weren't given those gifts and/or you don't have internal drive required to excel at those levels. So you have to lash out at those that are more talented.

    It's very sad.

    1. Re:If any of your little Linux dorks.... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Face it: You're just jealous because all these dorks are smarter than you and make more at age 24 than you will your entire life. It's sad that you have to lash out (troll) for the attention you get.

  250. Can I Have One? by Ranger · · Score: 1

    They must feel terribly guilty in being overpaid. I'd be more than happy to replace them at their currently salary. Once I feel guilty (in about 19-20 years), I'll gladly hand it over to someone else to take up the burden of being overpaid.

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  251. Re:Wow. Wrong seeming all around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Thanks for saying this. I'm a wedding photographer and the notion that the majority of us are overpaid is ludicrous.

    Someone mentioned 6-8 hour days. That's a small to medium booking. This year about a quarter of my weddings were 12+ hours. Think about that.

    We're on our feet the whole time and we're lugging a ton of gear around all over the place. Prep is in one location, drive to the ceremony, drive to the portrait location and then get over to the reception. Aside from the logistics, the practice of photography (at least how I practice it) is one where the eyes, body and mind are constantly engaged looking for those great moments, the right light, making the best of bad conditions (think mixed lighting, irate guests, cramped venues, bad weather, etc).

    It takes me a couple of days to recover from a wedding - if this still doesn't make sense, imagine holding over five pounds of metal, plastic and glass in front of your face all day *plus* secondary and tertiary camera bodies/lenses on either shoulder.

    I could go on and on. So it's hard work, so what you say? Well, let's talk about what we're doing during the week: meeting potential clients, meeting existing clients, designing albums, handling print orders, editing the last wedding we shot, shooting engagement portraits, business administration, accounting, equipment maintenance, training associates, training ourselves, updating marketing materials (websites, proof sets, sample albums, tear sheets, collages, mini albums, etc), dealing with vendors who aren't delivering, and on and on.

    Then there's costs associated with equipment. One thing that often gets overlooked is how much money is spent on gear. We're paid to take pictures and we spend the money to ensure we can do that. That means at *least* one backup for every piece of critical equipment. I take the job pretty seriously, so I've got backups for my backups. That's at least three complete systems for all the focal lengths I need. That's camera bodies, lenses, batteries, brackets, strobes, etc.

    OK, so it's a real job, I get it - but it doesn't sound much harder than lugging your gear around, taking pictures, dealing with clients, investing in and maintaining equipment and handling the business side. Sounds like the stuff most businesses have to worry about. And that's the point, it's a business. Unfortunately, there are a lot of people out there that assume it's not. Instead, the common belief is that you show up with a camera, take pictures, head home and during the week you're spending all the money you made. Not so.

  252. Golden Gate Bridge Toll Takers 65k by stephanruby · · Score: 1

    The starting salary for toll takers at the Golden Gate Bridge is 65 k a year. When anyone else can do the same job for half the pay, that's what I would call being overpaid.

  253. Not really overpaid by goat_of_wisdom · · Score: 1

    When I first read the article I was kind of pissed off that these guys are making more money than I probably ever will. But then I thought, ok would I give up working in science/engineering for $300,000 to spend my life adjusting the braces of junior highschool kids. In effect, would I waste my life doing something I don't like for (admitedly) a lot of money when I can make a comfortable living doing what I like? Being a pilot or pro athlete would be cool for a while, but not nearly as cool as advancing science and technology. So if I wouldn't do most of those jobs -- even for a shitload of money -- I guess they're not really overpaid in my book.

    Um, on second thought, mutual fund managers and CEOs are way overpaid. There's really no way to rationalize that.

  254. What about police and such??? by SoVi3t · · Score: 1

    A police officer holds my life in his hands as well, given the proper situation, just like a pilot. And yet we don't pay them anywhere near the same salaries. Don't get me wrong...my exgf's father is a pilot for Air Canada, and even he says their pay is more than what they should probably earn. Outside of a few errors with the computer during landings, he hasn't had to do much of anything during any of his flights. Basically, most of the flying and other tasks are done by computers these days.

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    1. Re:What about police and such??? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      A police officer holds my life in his hands as well, given the proper situation, just like a pilot. And yet we don't pay them anywhere near the same salaries.

      That's because the cop just has to decide not to shoot you, while the pilot has to perform some fairly difficult activities exactly right in order to prevent you and 200 other people from turning into a stain.

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  255. You missed one by Virtex · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to add CEO to the list!

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  256. number one most overpaid job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    compensation expert!

  257. airline pilots by lone_marauder · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    Captains with 12 years of experience earn up to $265 an hour at Delta, United, American and Northwest, which translates to $250,000 a year and more for a job that technology is making almost fully automated.
    By comparison, senior pilots at low-fare carriers like Southwest and Jet Blue make about 40 percent less.


    A pilot's pay is directly related to the size of the aircraft he/she flies. Southwest operates only the 737 type, which is considerably smaller than the 747/777/a4xx that the other carriers use. Therefore, the salary comparison is somewhat misleading.

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  258. total nonsense by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1
    Fair compensation" is a relative term, yet human-resource consultants and executive headhunters agree some jobs command excessive compensation that can't be explained by labor supply-and-demand imbalances.

    There you have it, garbage in garbage out. In the labour market, supply-and-demand far from being a valid meassure of whether or not someone is under or over paid, is actually nothing but a distorting force, hence labourers despite working their guts out, at back breaking often health damaging work, are almost always underpaid, teachers again (in Australia at least) are under paid.

    The correct meassure of this is:

    1. What is the value of this work to the society as a whole
      • i.e. is the work really needed.
      • would we be any worse of without it??
    2. What is the value of the work to the employer, in the case the employer is the goverment or a community body this should merge with 1.
    3. What does it cost the worker (i.e. risk etc, how hard is it)
    4. Does it make the world a better place??
    5. How dangerous is it??

    supply-and-demand is valid only after all that, really supply-and-demand are only valid in any market after questions of quality, suitability etc are answered, a product/service/whatnot is worthless if it's badly done/made or usless.

    If you doubt me then "can I interest you in some rare trash?? or how about some Art work you hate (and thats also a bad investment)??. a bridge I don't own??"

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  259. Not supply and Demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Athletes is about supply and demand.
    The real money isnt in prowess in entertainment, it's in branding. There are lots of good players who are worth more because of name recognition. Name recognition brings attention from the semi-fans, and brings in lots of money. In that situation, its not the supply of good players, but rather the supply of 'name brand' players, which is vastly more limited. In this case, its more of an economic rent that causes the overpaid status.

  260. Re:Ha! My job made the list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, nice work there. I love this photo. Ha!

    I don't mind paying good money for good results, and it looks like you guys do nice work. But I have one question. Do you give your customers the negatives? I know that technically the person who took the picture owns the copyright, but I think it is really crappy when photographers keep the negatives. It's nothing more than a way to squeeze even more money out of the customer, and in many cases it just means the couple won't get all of the photos they wanted -- even though they exist and could be easily reproduced!

    That was my main objective when looking for our wedding photographer. We had to get the negatives, no strings attached. It just happened that we found someone who did a great job at a lower price AND gave us the negatives. She didn't do all the extra stuff that it looks like you do with artistic color, etc, but that was fine because I got the negatives scanned and played to my heart's content with Photoshop. I actually ended up preferring it that way.

  261. Corporate Law is overpaid. by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    1. Investors will often shy away from a company with fair profitability if the employee payroll ecxeeds about 8%. For some industries, that's closer to 5%. 2. Legal hired guns often get 20% or better for their results (for example SCO, currently, is in a 20% deal). Lawyers get a one shot profit for the company, not a continueous one, and in some cases there's a real risk it is a paper profit only, where the losing company lacks the assets to pay. Why don't investors shy away from such companies? Why doesn't a labor cost 2 1/2 to 4 times what makes them nervous look positively insanely risky as a profit model?

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  262. Don't be silly by FallLine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Firstly, investments of all sorts are generally considered to be assets, not just cash and gold.

    Secondly, do you really honestly believe that the "rich" get richer by squirelling it all away under their beds or something? No, you lose money that way every year with inflation. Gold is generally a pretty poor performer and it has no concrete value (e.g., it is subject to the same laws of supply and demand that your house is) Likewise, if you put it into a standard savings account, you might as well be standing still.

    The rich get richer by buying into higher risk investments, e.g., privately-held companies, publically held stocks, and loans. As a general rule, the higher the return available, the higher the risk. If you look carefully at the numbers, you will see that, with the exception of certain institutional investors, it is the rich that comprise MOST equity in privately held companies. Now you might argue that the rich can do this because they can better afford to take risks or that they can aggregate their risks so as to diminish the overall risk, but the fact remains that they perform a very useful function in society.

    Do you really believe that when a person buys art (a very small percentage of any wealthy individuals income anyways) that it just sits in some hole in the ground? No, it gets transfered to another wealthy person who WILL almost certainly eventually spend it or hopefully to an artist or some agent thereof that directly promotes the arts--in either event, the money keeps on moving. What do you care if it passes through an art house first?

    The stock market on the aggregate over the past century or two has averaged better than 12 percent return per year. While that may not sound like much to you, when you compound the returns over a period of time, it quickly adds up to a lot of money. In other words, the wealthy already have significant encouragement to invest. Putting a gun to their heads and saying that they MUST invest constantly or face losing it all would be silly and counter-productive. Don't forget that the rich must get rich somehow first. If the government starts drastically dictating how the money is to be allocated that it just one more reason NOT to make the effort in the first place.

    I also find it highly ironic that you're arguing for taxes so as to spur the rich to invest. Many of these taxes on dividends and capital gains are what dissuades the rich from investing in some of highest risk investments. [Put in the simplest of terms: If you have a 1 in 3 shot of winning a pool and a 2 and 3 shot of losing every dollar you invest, say, 1m dollars, then that pool must be at least 3M dollars before any rational individual would even THINK about investmenting, else it'd be a net average loss. Let's imagine for most people that that one in 3 shot must offer at least 4M dollars. Now what happens when the government decides to take 75% of that money from you in the event that you do win? Woops, game over. This point is this: If you tax windfalls heavily and don't reimburse losses at the other end, then your tax will have distortionary and undesirable effects on the markets]

    Btw, the rich also lost disproportionately more money when the stock market fell over the past couple of years. It's no coincidence.

    1. Re:Don't be silly by MobiusKlein · · Score: 1

      Argh - your tax logic is way off.

      The marginal tax rate for capital gains / income is not 75%. (And if _you_ paid that, get a new accountant!)

      You only pay captial gains on the gains part.

      Capital losses can partially offset (insert 100 pages of dense tax law) gains and income. Even across year. So you will not be paying 75% of 4 million by any measure.

      And sure, the Uber-Rich lost money in the stock market crash, but that small, small fraction of the US population still controls a large chunk of US assets. I shed no tears for Mr Gates, Mr Eisner and crew for losing more money than I will ever see.

      Oh, and don't forget the CEO's who made deals with investment banks, where the CEO's got IPO shares at ground level in exchange for doing business with the investment banks later. (wink wink)

      That's money stolen out of the pockets of shareholders, mutual funds, and so on. Money that funds college education, home improvements, and uses that have direct improvement and employment to the bulk of the population, and such. Any argument you make about 'Trickle down' is equally valid for any other distribution of wealth. Trickle out.

      Argh

    2. Re:Don't be silly by FallLine · · Score: 1

      Don't twist my words. I never said that actual taxes have a marginal rate of 75%, never mind capital gains. 75% was part of an example, as hypothetical as my 1 in 3 crapshoot. Neither tax structure nor investment structure is exactly like it, but it is nonetheless useful to illustrate a point. Furthermore, whether or not it is 75% is practically irrelevant to the example. Even 15% has a very drastic impact on the entire equation. Furthermore, you truly cannot say that 75% is entirely unrealistic. When you add up capital gains, local taxes, estate taxes, secondary income taxes, and so on, it can and DOES add up (yes, I know people in precisely this situation) to this amount.

      As for your assertion that allowances for capital losses somehow restore balance to this system, you are ignoring the fact that the system doesn't do nearly enough to create a balance of any sort. While it is true that you can theoretically deduct your losses, you are limited to 3,000 dollars a year and those losses can ONLY be deducted against capital gains, not other taxes of any sort. This has a devastating impact in practice. Imagine for a second that you're a 60 something year old wealthy retired businessman. If you were to invest in my theoretical crapshoot, then you'd lose stastically in practice because a) you're unlikely to live far enough into the future and keep on investing to enjoy the future deductions on capital gains b) your money is essentially being withheld from you for an extended period of time (this has both real and human impacts)

      Whether or not you think that taxing capital gains is ultimately necessary, my point is simple and undeniable: it DOES have a distortionary and undesirable effects on markets, namely it discourages investments into riskier assets (which are generally yield a higher return for society). In other words, it caps the upside far more than the tax system can possible reduce the downside (in both absolute and in human terms).

      Your ad hominem argument that there are bad-rich people out there does nothing to demonstrate that the tax structure can and does hurt investment. The fact is that CEOs and investment bankers are a very small percentage of the wealthy, never mind the fact that MOST of them are pretty much above board anyways.

    3. Re:Don't be silly by MobiusKlein · · Score: 1

      I actually don't agree that taxing capital gains undesireably distorts markets, thus discouraging invesment in riskier assets. (And I don't even believe that riskier assets generally yield a higher return for society. At least not without some proof.) In the '90s, with the old 'bad' tax structure, we had plenty of investement, innovation, and speculation. And even a budget surplus. (And yes the deficit takes money out of my pocket, since I'll have to pay for it in 10-30 years.)

      My ad hominem attack against bad rich people was direct at that subset alone. But my personal experience with CEOs suggests it's a larger subset than you believe. (as in 'I have my 6 Mil severance built into my contract, why should I work that hard' playing solataire . . )

      Ok: I imagine I'm a wealthy retired 60 year old business man. From my third house in the Caribeen, (where I pay people to spell Caribbean correctly for me) I relax while my children take over my businesses. Ah, that's the life. Why would I spend my precious few years of life left worrying about capital gains tax, rate of return, and whether my carry over losses will offset gains.

    4. Re:Don't be silly by FallLine · · Score: 1

      I actually don't agree that taxing capital gains undesireably distorts markets, thus discouraging invesment in riskier assets

      So you assert that lowering returns while holding losses essentially constant has no negative effects on investment? You assert that individuals will always invest in the same instruments even when they can get almost the same return for a fraction of the risk? My example clearly demonstrates the flaw in your belief. Whether or not you believe that our CURRENT capital gains tax structure in our CURRENT economic environment makes sense is a different debate. It is undeniable though that capping returns (with taxes or whatever instrument you wish to use) has a profound effect on investment activity.

      (And I don't even believe that riskier assets generally yield a higher return for society. At least not without some proof.)

      Obviously you haven't studied economics or finance with any real depth then. There are direct and well documented relationships between risk and (expected) return. Put simply, people will not take additional risk unless they are well compensated. The facts demonstrate this time and time again. What defines exactly how much extra return people need to justify additional "units" of risk is debated somewhat in the academic and financial communities (e.g., CAPM), but no one seriously denies this. Please study the Security Market Line or the CAPM model (a particular formula, even if somewhat debated). If you need some background, then read http://minneapolisfed.org/research/qr/qr1941.pdf. Now you might try and argue that higher returns for the investor do not necessary mean higher value for society, but on the aggregate you'd be very much wrong; it's fundamental to pretty much any vision of free market theory. Society does not pay for what it does not want. Now maybe you might throw out the example cigarettes, drugs, or other vices, but these are very much debatable and they are exceptions to the rule.

      In the '90s, with the old 'bad' tax structure, we had plenty of investement, innovation, and speculation. And even a budget surplus. (And yes the deficit takes money out of my pocket, since I'll have to pay for it in 10-30 years.

      Except that that same tax structure was also around to watch the stock market collapse. The stock market is subject to a lot of other external factors than just the tax regime. For instance, the growth of tech firms, the medias actions (hyping or promoting fear), improvements in efficiency (largely due to tech), international markets, and so on. As for your particular assertion that the 90s was somehow "free" from this relationship, I'd like to remind you that there was a peculiar irrationality about all too many players in the market at that point. When so many people behaved irrationally, by investing in stocks that could never return enough to justify their valuations (or even break even), how can you even begin to argue that they're rational enough to judge risk and return. The fact is that people and even markets can make mistakes, but they DO behave rationally on the aggregate over time. In other words, you still need to construct a legal and tax framework where rational people can benefit from their actions.

      Deficits in and of themselves are a bad thing, but the fact is that our tax cuts have had a negligible impact on the current deficit. When the economy slumps to such a degree tax receipts WILL fall dramatically regardless (short of MASSIVE tax increases which we could not do).

      My ad hominem attack against bad rich people was direct at that subset alone. But my personal experience with CEOs suggests it's a larger subset than you believe. (as in 'I have my 6 Mil severance built into my contract, why should I work that hard' playing solataire . . )

      Which was almost entirely irrelevant to what we were debating. What is your "e

  263. Whew! I'm not on the list...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I can lose that gnawing, crippling, nay, debilitating feeling that, as a consultant, and wherupon forthwith and forsooth, a Guru, that I was overpaid.

    I shall inquire immediately of my master regarding prospects for a raise in pay!

  264. Damn... by betat · · Score: 1

    I can't find 'Programmer' on that list.

  265. Thanks, here's the stupid list. by twitter · · Score: 2, Informative

    After a silly attempt to justify not including salaries of CEO's like Jack Welch, mega lawyers and other thieves, they go for worker bees and people with real and scare talent:

    1. Mutual-fund managers
    2. Washed-up pro athletes in long-term contracts
    3. CEOs of poorly performing companies
    4. Orthodontists
    5. Motivational speakers and ex-politicians on the lecture circuit
    6. Real estate agents selling high-end homes
    7. Airport skycaps
    8. West Coast longshoremen
    9. Pilots for major airlines
    10. Wedding photographers

    The only time someone is really overpaid is when they are in a position where competition is artificially restricted. One or two of the above fall into that catagory, but the people picked on are at the bottom of the food chain and have little responsibility for their position.

    It's amazing to me that someone would publish such an article while we are flooded with corporate scandals like Enron or Tyson. The other day I was reading a story about how a former Tyson excutive directly stuck the company with more than a million dollars for his wife's wedding party and another million or so from his outrageous salary. His single birthday party is equivalent to eight to ten of the so called overpaid yearly salaries above.

    I envy people who are actually making enough money to have a stay at home wife, educate their children and retire at a reasonable age. These things should not be confined to worthless upper management. Everyone who actually works for a living deserves as much. If there were more competition in the world, things would be better for everyone.

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  266. Re:Many are overpaid, even more then become underp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to admit that I agree with this. The system is set so that it's only possible to make money when one already *has* money. And it's quite ridiculous that individuals can command hundreds of millions of dollars in savings. The only thing that this extra money serves is to be kept from those of lower class. People who barely get by will continually play sisyphus.

    Further, this isn't even close to a complete list especially if you count politics and favors and corruption. How much of our taxes can we account for? Even if the US system may be more honest than other systems, the amount of corruption is still staggering.

  267. Re:Ha! My job made the list by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

    Hey, thanks! We're proud of our work.

    As for the negatives (actually, we're all digital, so it's the high-res files you're after)...it depends. See, here's the thing. We have to make a certain amount of money per wedding, or it's just not worth the hassle of all the work and the extra stress of running your own business. So, let's say we determine that in order to pay our fixed overhead (equipment insurance, internet, phone, etc etc) and have money enough left over to pay ourselves (food, housing, health insurance, retirement), we need to make $2,000 for that week's work. Our cost just for the wedding (prints, album, frames) is $500. Then, we need to gross $2,500.

    We will gladly give somebody the high-res files if we get $2,500. Now, we know that if the guests and families buy prints from us, instead of just printing off the CD, we'll make an extra $500. So, we'll set up a package that's $2,000 without the CD, or $2,500 with the CD. Then, you choose whatever you want. Do you want to have the CD, and pay our entire gross yourself, or would you rather settle just for the prints, and let your friends and family cover the rest of the cost through reprints?

    Also, after one year, our chance of getting any other sales is precisely zero, so we give the couple the entire set of images on CD or DVD for something like $50 on their first anniversary, if they want it. We get the money we need to cover the costs, and they get the photos for archival purposes...win-win.

    So, you see, it's not a "we're evil and want to hoard somebody's wedding photos" thing, it's a "we need to make some money to cover the cost of all the work we're doing" thing. Nobody's ever complained. Now, I DO take issue with some of the other photographers I know who refuse to sell the negatives/high-res files under any circumstances. I think that is shitty, it makes no sense economically or customer relations wise, and it makes the rest of us look bad.

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  268. US is overpaid by axxackall · · Score: 1

    Comparing to most of people around the world, most of americans are overpaid. I hope that eventially the globalization will fix it. Americans do not deserve what they have.

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    1. Re:US is overpaid by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Americans do not deserve what they have.

      Europeans don't deserve what they have either, what's your point? Oh, you felt like bashing Americans 'cuz you've seen it's "cool." Starving peasants in Africa don't deserve what they (don't) have. No one deserves anything good or bad, but you can't blame someone for being born in the right/wrong place and being happy with what they can get.

  269. Re:Great Idea! Only, we're not communist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    doesn't mean the rest of us should be punished by having less motivated less qualified athletes

    LOL.. do you really think that if the top pro quarterbacks got $500,000/yr that they would all up and quit? Or are you trying to say that a young football player in high school would look at that and say, "Hell, I can't live on that! I should work at McDonalds since that's the only other thing I'm qualified to do!" Give me a break.

  270. 10 Most Overpaid? That's easy... by Shads · · Score: 2, Insightful

    C*O

    Corporate (Anything) Officer

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  271. Awesome by Daemonicus · · Score: 0

    Where can I sign up to do one of those? To hell with Aerospace Engineering classes.... These pay more and have probably a more secure job market.

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  272. Re:Great Idea! Only, we're not communist by spruce · · Score: 1

    Well, you completely miss the point. Goverment is not allowed to set limits on what private companies pay employees (the greedy athletes.) The free market determines the worth of their profession. The free market has determined that they are worth the money they get.

    What you suggest is that people of a certain profession that you feel are overpaid should have a cap on how much money they make. How about capping techies at 50g's a year. Give the rest to the teachers, and policemen. The problem is, that's government interfering with free market. That's not the way we work. I realize you don't like it, but this is a fundamental aspect of our system.

  273. Re:Many are overpaid, even more then become underp by holloway · · Score: 1
    Prove that I'm in a privledged position, and prove what you're saying.

    Or don't, which is certainly easier.

  274. Would now be a bad time to mention Darl McBride? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking of underperforming companies...

  275. As a factor of the cost of fucking up? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Not all jobs are literally brain surgery but the cost and problems associated with fucking it up are rather extreme. That is why they get paid that to some extent. It's called occupational insurance.

    You know that when Bayer first sold aspirin in the US in 1900 the cost was like a a nickle for this big bottle. No one bought it until they jacked the price to a buck.

    I don't know about you but I pester events photographers until they get it exactly fucking perfect.

  276. All I needed to know about flying... by writertype · · Score: 1

    I learned from Microsoft Flight Simulator 2003. While I've never flown for United, I bet any competent flight sim geek would be able to do it.

    My proof? The Krypton Factor, a British game show that ran during the 90s (when I studied in London.) During the season, contestants would land a simulated 747. During the season finale, they landed the real thing.

  277. Who cares? by WiggyWack · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who really doesn't care?

    First of all, most of these jobs are fairly easy to get. Wedding photographer? Take a few classes at the local community college, buy some equipment, and put an ad in the paper. Yeah, it might take some skill and some work to make $100,000 in six months, but if you can do it, then good for you.

    Longshoremen? Blue-collar shipping jobs don't rank very high as the toughest jobs to get. And many blue-collar jobs pay pretty high salaries. People don't do them because they don't like the job.

    Airport skycap and real estate agent jobs also aren't hard to get. Like the article says, anyone can be a real estate agent.

    If a company wants to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars for a public speaker, good for them. And people LOVE their sports teams and their movie stars, so they'll happily pay for tickets to games and movies and buy the latest box set DVD crap they can get their hands on.

    In a free market, prices are usually set by demand and competition. So most prices are fair. If a baseball team is getting enough money to pay someone millions of dollars, then let them. And if a movie makes hundreds of millions of dollars because of a big name actor, then that person should be paid tens of millions of dollars or whatever the studio thinks that person is worth. They're not going to see the movie because of the great grip work done by David Ketterick.

    If you don't like it, don't see movies with "overpaid" actors, don't go to sporting events with overpaid athletes, don't buy products or the stock of businesses with overpaid CEOs.

    The job I can't believe didn't make the list was members of Congress. They get paid almost $200,000 a year for working about six months and they vote on their own pay raises. AND I pay for it with MY tax dollars, which I have less of a choice in than whether or not I should shell out $8 to see the latest Disney movie.

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    1. Re:Who cares? by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      "Longshoremen? Blue-collar shipping jobs don't rank very high as the toughest jobs to get. And many blue-collar jobs pay pretty high salaries. People don't do them because they don't like the job."

      Actually they are hard to get. At the Pacific ports, the longshoremen's union works to keep jobs artificially scarce to preserve high wages. If more jobs were available in the ports, there would be little difficulty filling them. Many people working in construction work under the same time pressure and levels of physical exertion and danger longshoremen face for about a third of the pay.

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  278. As someone who is unemployed by theolein · · Score: 1

    I would love to see an article highlighting the poorest and the richest, taking into consideration their jobs (or lack of them), lifestyles (does traveling three hours per day in a bus to do a McJob count as lifestyle?), health, families and social relationships.

    I'll tell you why those people (except for the skycap) earn so much money: It's because society has its collective eyes permanently tuned towards the best performers in the totally false and misguided idea that they too could one day reach those heights. The article states factually that for every actor who makes $10 million, there are 1000 that wash dishes, and how many actors are there that truly act well enough to really deserve that $10 million?

    It might be a sign of positive thinking to look towards society's best performers, but it would do society the world of good to seek some realism instead and realise that they themselves will never make it up there and look for more practical alternatives and to stop praising bad actors, corrupt CEOs, boring politicians and othodontists as if they were god.

  279. If anything, the longshoremen make too little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The longshoremen make so much money because they do a dangerous job. Longshoremen have a higher death rate than police officers and firemen, due to a mixture of accidents (dock accidents are unbelievably common) and continuous exposure to diesel fumes.

    Imagine standing behind a diesel truck (crane or other piece of heavy equipment), in the space between two stacks of TEUs for 8 hours a day. You could smoke 10 packs of cigarettes a day and not be exposed to fumes like that.

    Longshoremen arent being paid for their work; they're being paid for their lives.

  280. Sure, buses are *really* tough to drive... by kylef · · Score: 1

    Bus-driving is a special skill that requires specific training. If you've only driven an automatic-transmission Camry and you hop behind the wheel on a Greyhound, you'd probably kill someone.

    Many, MANY more people get killed on or by buses every year than on or by planes. And plane flight is much more automated that bus-driving, which is still completely manually controlled at every instance.

    SO, by the above reasoning bus drivers are either vastly undercompensated in our society or major-airline pilots vastly overcompensated.

    Flying any aircraft is so much more challenging than driving a bus that I don't know where to begin. To name a few challenges that do NOT have corresponding issues on the bus:

    • Landing, landing, landing (unless parking a bus is a challenge for you)
    • Engine failure (buses just coast to a stop)
    • Navigation (Ever had a bus wind up 50 miles off course because the prevailing winds changed direction? Didn't think so...)
    • Altitude effects like hypoxia (unless your bus happens to be driving up to Mount Everest Base camp)
    • Gas turbine engines (when's the last time you saw a bus with one of these?)
    • Weight and balance (ever had to shuffle passengers around on a bus to prevent a takeoff crash?)
    And I haven't even scratched the surface! I could go into the thousands of emergency scenarios that bus drivers don't even DREAM about, but for which pilots must study and undergo training every few months using a full-motion simulator.

    Don't get me wrong: some of the top-level United pilots just before United Airlines filed Chapter 11 were making ridiculous amounts of money, and it contributed to the company's restructuring. You can thank their stupid union for that ridiculousness (ALPA). But reducing their profession to "glorified bus driver" status is simply unenlightened balderdash.

    1. Re:Sure, buses are *really* tough to drive... by petecarlson · · Score: 1

      I agree with some of your points, but some of them have little merit.

      Navigation (Ever had a bus wind up 50 miles off course because the prevailing winds changed direction? Didn't think so...)

      I work on Learjets so perhaps the planes I play with have better equipment, however I doubt there is a single commercial jet out there without a full navigation suit onboard.

      Altitude effects like hypoxia (unless your bus happens to be driving up to Mount Everest Base camp)

      Planes have pressurized cabins and O2 systems.

      Gas turbine engines (when's the last time you saw a bus with one of these?)

      #1 Eng to start ... Throttle lever to idle. Lights look normal.. #2 to start etc...
      I could teach a bus driver to start one of these things in half an hour.
      You may have a point on engine failure, but it is quite rare. For the most part, My laptop and I can tell you it's time to change the engine a couple hundred hours before anything fails in flight. I will however concede that point because there are quite a few CF6s out there and they like to fall apart with little warning.

    2. Re:Sure, buses are *really* tough to drive... by kylef · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you're basically making my argument for me here.

      I work on Learjets so perhaps the planes I play with have better equipment, however I doubt there is a single commercial jet out there without a full navigation suit onboard.

      Yes, I understand that! Do you think bus drivers know how to navigate a great circle path? Do you think they understand magnetic deviation? If you fly Lears, you know as well as I do that the question isn't what happens when all the equipment is working: it's what happens when the equipment doesn't work. You have to be able to fly the airplane without navigational aids, or with "archaic" backup systems like VORTACs. You think your average bus driver can plot his location given a sectional chart and a VOR radio while he's flying the plane? Maybe the bus drivers in your area have more technical competence than they do in my area.

      Planes have pressurized cabins and O2 systems.

      Yes, of course they do. But my point is that you have yet another system that bus operators don't worry about, and would have no clue how to operate. Sure, new two-seater jets have computers that control their operation, but older jets force you to manually set the cabin pressure altitude. Does a bus driver know about hypoxia? What would happen above 10000 feet without a pressurized cabin? These are the questions that NO ONE with the level of training and responsibility a typical bus driver has would be able to answer if he/she were tasked with flying an airplane.

      #1 Eng to start ... Throttle lever to idle. Lights look normal.. #2 to start etc... I could teach a bus driver to start one of these things in half an hour.

      Sure, you could teach a bus driver to start them. Heck, you could probably even teach a bus driver the concept of independent engine throttle. But how do gas turbines operate? What happens if the compressor stall light comes on? How do the fire extinguishers work? When is it OK to deploy them? Heck, what about planes that require an APU just to start one of the mains? Or when the first officer does a walk-around preflight, would a bus driver know what to look for around the engine compartment to make sure nothing is amiss?

      Basically, my argument is that it isn't good enough to expect that the systems are automated, because automated systems will fail. Yes, it's rare. But it happens, and I guarantee you that pilots will always be expected to know how to operate a plane manually in the case of an emergency. Some failures are so catastrophic that no backup systems exist, and I'm aware of that fact. In those rarest of rare circumstances, even trained pilots would fail. But don't try to tell me that someone with the same level of training a bus driver receives would be even REMOTELY capable of landing an MD-11 in, say, Salt Lake City. Or recovering from an engine failure on takeoff in a max-loaded 777. The whole notion is ridiculous!

    3. Re:Sure, buses are *really* tough to drive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing is that I have worked with more mechanics who are pilots than pilots who were mechanics.

      All the things that are mentioned here, cabin pressurization, engine run up, navigation system functionals, etc etc, just who do you think does all that after maintenance? The mechanics.

      How many pilots can really figure a great circle navigation route? How many flights have landed, oops sorry folks, on the wrong airport?

      Given the incidents of pilots pushing the wrong buttons on their flight data computers, I'd say the average pilot is no better and no worse at it than anyone else who is given the chance to learn the job.

      The greater the disparity between the high earners and the low and average earners, the more likely people will start analyzing just what makes some of these folks worth so much more.

    4. Re:Sure, buses are *really* tough to drive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Landing, landing, landing (unless parking a bus is a challenge for you)
      "Actually airplanes are not that hard to land, the training planes, pilots start out with are the worst."
      Engine failure (buses just coast to a stop)
      "There are procedures for engine out, now loosing both engines requires expertise, prefferably gliders traing, which few pilots have. Those guys in Canada were good and lucky."

      Navigation (Ever had a bus wind up 50 miles off course because the prevailing winds changed direction? Didn't think so...)
      "But drive thru NYC without some good navigation sense and you will NEVER get your bus into the right lane at the proper time"
      Altitude effects like hypoxia (unless your bus happens to be driving up to Mount Everest Base camp)
      "With cabin pressurization, I wonder how many pilots really worry about this every minute."
      Gas turbine engines (when's the last time you saw a bus with one of these?)
      "Actually Greyhound tested a gas turbine bus once, drinks too much fuel at low speeds and idle. If you are going to talk engines I have more respect for the recip and turboprop pilots, a jet has one lever, all the pilot has to estimate is the acceleration time for the turbine."
      Weight and balance (ever had to shuffle passengers around on a bus to prevent a takeoff crash?)
      "I guess busses can pretty much haul all that will fit in, unless there a weighing station checkpoints?"

    5. Re:Sure, buses are *really* tough to drive... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Ah, but here's something to consider:

      Pilots don't have to worry as much about drunk/stupid/crazy/careless amateurs smacking into them. It's mainly pros up there.

      Then again, buses can usually take the collisions. So I suppose it's riskier to be a taxi driver?

      I really wonder about train drivers though... How much are they paid?

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  281. My bro-in-law is a pilot by SEGV · · Score: 1

    He's in Canada and flies both civilian and military. He makes about what I make as a software developer. Certainly not those huge wages. I mean, Canadian airlines are practically bankrupt, they couldn't pay that kind of money.

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  282. Close ... by mec · · Score: 1

    When I fly, I've noticed that the pilot is always on the plane with me, but the engineers who wrote the auto-pilot software are NOT on the plane with me.

    That's what I like about human pilots. Their interests are aligned with my interests.

  283. Hard work? by Linwood · · Score: 0

    all the people on here say the pilots have it hard? 12 hours of work? phhhh join the military!, as a marine my normal day is 12 hrs, and its 10x harder than any job listed in that mess.. the country as a whole depened on people like me to do the job to, so if thats not enough stress-level for you i dont know what is. note, just because Bush gets $xBillion for "military/Iraq" purposes, doesn't mean the people in the military see a dime, yay... I'll be voting next election for sure"

  284. Mod parent up!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up!!!!

  285. Re:What about HR people? - What about them? by meta-monkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You make some good points about HR people that most laymen would never realize.

    I think that's the problem with just about all the jobs listed in this article, and all the bitching in these comments on /. : ignorance. People just don't know what these jobs entail. They see one part of it, think it must be easy, and therefore not worth any money.

    I'm a wedding photographer (#10 on the list), and a lot of people on /. seem to think I only work the 8 hours at the wedding on Saturday, charge $4,000, and leave. They don't seem to consider the several hours of prep work before the wedding, or the 40 or 50 hours of work retouching and editing the photos afterward, or the cost of all my business overhead, including equipment, insurance, rent, phone, internet, etc etc etc. Oh, and I gotta eat and provide my own benefits, too.

    Seems to me people should walk a mile in your shoes before they judge. Might as well ask some programmer, "Well, what does it really cost you to work for your company? I mean, gas mileage to and fro, right? So how can you possibly defend the fact that you charge your employer $50,000 a year for your services?!? It's not like it costs you anything! You're just stealing from your poor employer!"

    Oh yeah, there's that whole "sucking away my life" thing.

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  286. Mod parent up!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait... it's already +5 Insightful.

  287. Have you ever bought a house? by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1
    There is very little competition in the high end housing market, because a few uber-prestigious agents own the market in any area and laugh off competition. The houses sell themselves or do not sell at all. You don't get fooled into buying a $10 million home unless you really want it.

    None of the premises you state about cut-throat competition hold in high end real estate. The market is held tightly by a few country-club mavens who give it up on retirement and not before. Try breaking into their turf. They won't lower their fees for you. They will laugh at you and you will not be laughing back - you will instead watch them leisurely dine with the other blue bloods at the polo club, wondering why you are near the kitchen and they have a private room.

    1. Re:Have you ever bought a house? by gbulmash · · Score: 1
      Just bought one actually.

      All I see in your post is a defeatist attitude. A victim attitude.

      America is full of stories of people going into disadvantageous situations and coming out on top. And the thing they all had in common was intelligence, drive, ambition, and a willingness to take risks.

      Look at how many people on the Forbes 400 list didn't start out rich. Bill Gates didn't inherit Microsoft. He made it. And even with his monopoly, there are still people with business plans, with dreams, that are built on the belief that they can unseat him or at least take some of his market share.

      If you have the drive, ambition, talent, skill, and pure brass balls, the entrenched prestige agencies are a hurdle to be overcome, not an insurmountable barrier to entry. At some point, most of them were started by a hungry, ambitious real estate agent who knew in his heart he could crack the high-rent market. And for each one who did, maybe a hundred failed. But it's because of those hundred who failed that the ones who succeeded aren't overpaid, because in a competitive market, a cutthroat market, they held their own. And their ability to do that entitles them to the fruits of their labors.

      - Greg

  288. Wedding Photographers by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1
    That depends. Sterotypically, wedding photographers are those lazy lutzs, but not the good ones. My Fiance is a wedding planner and getting ready to open her own bridal shop and I manage the websites for most of the weddings shows and vendors in this area.

    We know the spectrum of photographers. Most do a stellar job, others do not. Same as with any trade. The most professional wedding photographer we know had to increase her prices to just over $3000 last year. Granted she is one of the best and on average takes between 800 - 1000 picture to which the bride and groom get all the proofs from those photos. However, that industry isn't cheap. She's spent over $45k in the last year setting up an 8 Terrabyte SAN. On average she does about 30 weddings a year and then senior and school pictures as well. So that's usually around 40k 15MB or larger image files per year...which adds up quickly. This doesn't include the some $1500 a year she has to spend to buy newer and better digital cameras for the latest and greatest.

    Everyone remarked on how much cheaper digital photo revolution has been, but really I question that at the professional level. Only in the last year has top quality digital camera's been available and still, its another $1000 - $2000 a year to get the latest and greatest, not to mention the upgrades in IT she has had to do.

    Yeah, it may seem like its a profitable gig, and I guess for the average joe smoe wedding photographer, yeah, its a nice pay check. But to those that are true professionals, its an expensive trade.

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    "The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money" - Thatcher.
  289. Speed of Light in Elks by frank687 · · Score: 1

    Average elk speed: 28 mph

    28mph = 12.5171 meters/second = 1 elk unit

    Speed of light: ~299,792,458 meters/second

    Answer: 23,950,632.16 elks!!!

    1. Re:Speed of Light in Elks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, no! An elk is a unit of momentum. To express the speed of light you need to use elks/unit of mass.

  290. janitors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When walmart can hire them for $2 each why is everyone else paying them $7 and higher!. That's more than 300% of market rate!
    BR>
    Disclaimer: I am kiddding

  291. I have to defend CEO's here a second by ducomputergeek · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Prepares for karma hit

    I started a business with a college friend of mine. He is talented in advertising and marketing and has no clue how to run a business. That's why he asked me to become his partner and run the damn company. Yes he does a lot of the apperance and grunt work of coming up with slogans and such, but he can work 6 hour days and get away with it because he is that good.

    I on the other hand spend an average of 14 hours a day in the office during the first year doing everything from strategy to accounting.

    We are now in our third year and doing about $850k a year in business and now have 4 full time and 2 part-time employes along with four interns every semester. Think my job's gotten easier? No I work an average 60 hour work week. As the "General Manager" (aka CEO without the letters) of the company, I am required to attend an average of 3 business functions a week from weekly "Local business executive's breakfasts" to "Big client's wife's sucky art gallery opening".

    Granted, I don't do much of the mundane billing, collecting and now have a secatary that does a lot of my dictation work, but now I have to deal with motivating employees, looking out on the horizon.

    What was my salary last year? $175k plus $55k from profits. As an original founder, I get 30% of the profits, co-found/partner gets 50% and the other 20% is divided amoung the employees. Average employee salary is about $38k with all bonuses and benefits.

    Yeah, so we get paid more than the average empolyee, but I built this company with hardwork, took a risk leaving a comfortable 9 - 5 job, and by the grace of god got lucky.

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    "The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money" - Thatcher.
  292. Disappearing dollars = debt for dinner! by shadow_slicer · · Score: 1

    And now, a poem:

    Tricklen' down (tribute to the dot-com era)
    Unspent money from above
    =>into capitalist machinery
    =>$ for booze and babes, and debt ne'er to repay

    Yes that sucked =D.

    on a serious note, unspent money of the wealthy does not have the same affects as spend money. Unspent money is typically invested in stocks and bonds and such. When done on a large scale lots of investments make money more available for people to borrow. This may seem like a good thing, but it can make it too easy to borrow. This was the case during the 'roaring twenties,' and lead up to the great depression. It probably also had a hand in our latest economic downturn.

    Spent money doesn't create debt, and it stimulates the economy.

    I might be wrong about this though (in a "blame the lender" for lending money they won't get back sort of way), but at this hour I can't fault my logic (or read it for that matter...).

  293. What about class-action lawyers? by Deven · · Score: 1

    Where are class-action lawyers on the list?!?

    I'm so sick of hearing about lawyers "representing" the interests of millions of consumers, where the end result is that the consumer (who may well have been bilked out of hundreds or thousands of dollars) may get some token of $10-20 (only after jumping through hoops to "qualify"). Meanwhile, the lawyers walk away with hundreds of millions of dollars for their contingency fee. (The CD price-fixing settlement comes to mind, as an obvious example...)

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    Deven

    "Simple things should be simple, and complex things should be possible." - Alan Kay

  294. exorbitant wedding costs by Fat+Cow · · Score: 1

    of course the top cause of divorce is money problems, but at least you got good pictures of your wedding right? The hell with the cost! :)

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  295. Re:Great Idea! Only, we're not communist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Well, you completely miss the point. Goverment is not allowed to set limits on what private companies pay employees...

    Actually I think you completely missed my point. I was arguing only your statement that multi-million $/year contracts were necessary to sufficiently motivate players and draw talent. As far as whether government should set limits... I wouldn't be interested in that one bit. Government is terrible in that regard.

    In fact I will argue that goverment does extremely poorly choosing appropriate compensation for even it's own employees. I work for a government agency and have almost single-handedly reduced our IT costs by over $150,000/yr. I have a co-worker who not only hasn't helped reduced agency costs, but who's poor decisions have actually increased our costs.

    The co-worker puts in exactly 37.5 hours of work a week (two paid 15 minute breaks each day) and walks out the door within a minute (one way or the other) of quiting time. I, on the other hand regularly put in 45-50 hours (more often 45 than 50.) In return for all of this I get $6k/year less then the coworker because pay is basically tied directly to # of years on the job.

    This complete lack of accountability and rewards for good work is one of the biggest problems with government pay systems today. The system itself promotes poor work ethics and government waste.

    In this system, the "smart" choice is to work only the exact hours you must and to choose the "easiest" options regardless of the cost. So, just make your own job easier.. after all it's just taxpayer money. No ROI to worry about.. and if things get really bad (like budget cuts) it's the lower-end people who get the axe anyhow.

  296. Not to hi-erg gamma radiation. Mmm, venison! by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    n/t

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    THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
  297. Re:Many are overpaid, even more then become underp by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

    See where you are:
    Go ahead, take this test, I bet you score better than 85% of all people. Yes, that's pretty privileged.

    What those beneath you get:
    Poverty is not only low income and no assets. It is a condition of exclusion from the institutions and organizations of modern life. In many countries law courts, banks, education, health services, roads, water, electricity, even respect, are not available to the poor. It is harder for them to get permissions to open businesses, and they are often forced to pay bribes. I first became aware of this in 1972, when Robin and I wrote a check to a Kenyan family. When they tried to bank it, they were told they needed to file a lengthy application, with two recommendations by "respectable persons," to open an account. Neither an illiterate person nor one with no connections would have been able to do that. In most of the world, the poor live in a society distinct from the affluent - different institutions, organizations, and customs, and little communication between the two. The poor are looked down on and denied the courtesies available to others.

    The growing disparity between you and them
    Gini Index
    "Estimates for the early years should be taken only as rough guides, but it's safe to say that income inequality is at levels not seen since the climax of the 1920s boom and the collapse into Depression. After peaking in 1932, the gini began a long downtrend that ended in 1968. It's been almost straight up ever since, pausing only during the mid-1970s and early-1990s recessions."

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    Words to men, as air to birds.
  298. how about anti-tobacco lawyers? by RussP · · Score: 1

    The tobacco lawyers who prosecuted that huge multi-billion dollar anti-tobacco lawsuit on behalf of the federal government stood to make the equivalent of $100,000/hr. Yes, I said $100,000/hour! I kid you not. (The only reason they might not have gotten it is because their win may have been overturned. I'm not sure of the final outcome.)

    By the way, guess which party those lawyers have in their back pockets.

    If you guessed the Democrats, help yourself to a cigar.

    --
    I watch Brit Hume on Fox News
  299. here's my list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kids with rich parents
    These @#$%@#$%@# are almost always complete brats. They should be smacked upside the head.

    Musicians on MTV
    Man I hate these idiots. They're so full of themselves, it makes me sick.

    Oil industry executives
    No blood for oil, yo.

    Music industry executives
    The music industry is a heaping pile of vanilla cow dung and it's these guys fault.

    Professional athletes
    These guys are funded by advertising. Advertising is tax deductable. The way I see it, one third of Shaq's incoming is my tax money at work.

    Carson Daily
    I can't stand him. It's amazing that teen listen to him seeing as he holds them in utter distain. I generally like kids, but after seeing them on Carson Daily's show I feel like slapping every thirteen year old I see.

  300. Prostitutes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All they do is lie on their backs and do what comes natural, and I'll bet the ones that have me are wrapped to shag such a studly male specimen like myself

  301. Re:I don't know about 9 by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
    No shit. It's not like in Airplane, people. A blonde flight attendant and a blow up doll cannot land a 727. No matter how much you want to believe that can work.

    You want experienced pilots that can get the job done, and right the first time. You screw up landing at PDX on an icy day and you're the last flight in before they close the airport because of the weather, you're going into the river, no second chance. Or you end up circling Portland and sacrificing your life to save your passengers.

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  302. wow -- average people making a decent living by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess what is so offensive about the longshoremen is that a man could pull in a living wage with by the sweat of his labour.

    Others have complained that they don't work hard enough. I never hear Slashdotters saying that about computer nerds who sit around eating potatoe chips tap tap tapping on a keyboard.

    All credit to a union that puts money into the hands of the working class.

    _khl

  303. I got one for you . . . by npsimons · · Score: 1

    Any job with a TLA title beginning with "C" and ending with "O".

  304. Re:Flight crew of the future by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1
    Sure, I can see its all automated.

    As a matter of fact, things have gotten so automated that a pilot friend of mine told me that the flight crew of the future will consist of only one pilot and a dog. The pilot's job is to feed the dog. The dog's job is to keep the pilot from touching anything.

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  305. When are you people going to learn? by Meor · · Score: 1

    People are paid what they're worth, unless it's a government subsidised job. Welcome to America, leave if you want to complain.

    1. Re:When are you people going to learn? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Or they're in a Union...

      Unions are the reason everything is getting so much more expensive so much more quickly...

      Look at a gallon of milk... $1.99 in 1992, $4.39 today. The population of the U.S. hasn't more than doubled in the last 10 years, nor has the number of cows halved. However, union pay for the truck driver, porter, grocery stocker, cashier, and so on, has more than doubled since then.

      There's no reason someone punching buttons at a grocery store or putting food on the goddamn shelf should make $40k every year.

    2. Re:When are you people going to learn? by Manuka · · Score: 1

      Yeah, maybe if you're buying the expensive, organic milk. A gallon of grocery-store-grade milk is usually under 2 bucks, 3 if you get it at a convenience store. If you're paying over 4, it's because you're buying ultra-premium stuff (which I do, because it tastes better)

    3. Re:When are you people going to learn? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about the exact same gallon of milk I was buying 10 years ago... at the exact same grocery store....

      The organic stuff is $3.89 for a HALF gallon...

      I actually switched to soymilk a number of years ago for a number of reasons..

    4. Re:When are you people going to learn? by Manuka · · Score: 1

      Good god, whaere the hell do you live that groceries are so damned expensive? Move already.

      Sheesh, the expensive places here charge 3 bucks for the half gallons, and I get locally produced for cheaper than that.

    5. Re:When are you people going to learn? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Suburbs west of Phila PA...

      Gas is still 1.89 (93) here... 20 minutes away at my office it's $1.74...

      Granted, I do as much shopping as I can at BJ's, so I don't actually SPEND that $4 for milk... but that's what it costs..

    6. Re:When are you people going to learn? by Manuka · · Score: 1

      Yeesh.

      (why do people compare the price of the most expensive kind of gas, anyway?)

      "gas is really expensive here!" (and then you quote the price of the one that's as much as 25 cents more per gallon than the stuff sane people use.

      Here's a hint. Your car doesn't need 93 octane. It doesn't need 91. It doesn't even need 89. The only reason you'd need higher octane gas is if you're putting a load on your engine.

    7. Re:When are you people going to learn? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Compression ratio in my cars is 10.5 in one and 11.0 in the other, so they both require 91 or better in order to avoid valve damage due to preignition. They both have knock sensors, but the timing can only be retarded so much..

  306. Experience?? by torok · · Score: 1
    Cause it is the pilot who has the training and experience to land that aircraft on only 1 gear down.


    Do many pilots have a lot of experience doing this, you think? Does this happen often?
    1. Re:Experience?? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
      To reply to this thread. All pilots should know, they train for this in simulators. How often does it happen in real life. Not very often, I just remember the gear up one from a focker friendship that had the pilot balancing the aircraft on one gear during the landing until it finally fell over. But this was at a slow enough speed not to cause to much damage, to the passengers. If he had done it wrong then all the passengers would have been dead.

      Oh and the training in simulators is ongoing. Depends a bit on region and airline but what I know of it is that big airline pilots are routinly tested on landing crippled planes. If they fail the test they are grounded.

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      You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  307. Pilots vs. Computer Scientists by Walkiry · · Score: 1

    Consider the fact that their 'off' hours are usually away from home. There is a LOT of work that they do outside of flying. This doesn't count in their per-hour charge.
    Consider the fact that our off hours are usually away from society, wasting time in stupid things like Internet discussion forums and such. There's a lot of work to be done outside of the regular programming hours, such as fixing someone's computer, programming a VCR, and so on.

    They spend a lot of time gaining hours in small aircraft and as co-pilots of large aircraft. And they get dirt-pay for that.
    We spend a lot of time doing hundreds of lines of code for totally cryptic crap such as "Biojava Protease Factory Method Implementation" being paid nothing.

    They can't drink 12 hours before going on the job.
    I asume you're referring to alcohol. Most of us are only addicted to caffeine anyway.

    They work odd hours.
    You bet.

    They are controlling a big gas tank with an aluminum shell and 300 people inside, all while moving 600+ mph in weather conditions that prevent you from seeing out side.
    That sounds like the slashdot effect to me ;)

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  308. He forgot the most obvious one... by DeanOh · · Score: 1

    Financial pundits!

  309. A320 Crash Software Bug is Urban Legend? by sjmac · · Score: 1

    This website says that the official reports on the 1988 Airbus A320 Paris airshow crash concluded pilot error was the cause:
    http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~szewczyk/cs294 -8/hw1.h tml

    "Three of the 136 passengers were killed."

    The software bug that was found was for airconditioning control, and the delay in the engines providing enough power to clear the trees was to be expected in that class of plane.

    1. Re:A320 Crash Software Bug is Urban Legend? by delcielo · · Score: 1

      That's actually not the complete story, or necessarily accurate.

      The pilots were told to override a certain feature in the software so that they could perform the low fly-by without the computer entering "landing" mode. It appears that the override didn't work, and when they throttled up to level the airplane across the airshow grounds, the engines didn't respond. Now, as you mentioned, there is a delay between the application of throttle, and the increase in thrust. This is true of every turbine engine. The crews were VERY accustomed to that and had, in fact, advanced the throttles at the correct time. The truth of the matter is that the computer negated their actions and failed to spool the engines up. Whether the pilots were given correct instructions on how to override the computer may cause us to blame human error; but even in that instance, it only further proves that the added complexity of the systems bred the disaster.

      It's fairly well known in aviation circles that the Airbus consortium, who were competing tooth and nail with Boeing, and who were fighting the very specter of excessive complexity with their progressive designs, quickly made the pilots their target for blame.

      In this case, the urban legend is actually the urban legend.

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  310. About pilots: I think you missed the point by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    The article is not saying that all pilots are overpaid. Rather, that *major* airline are paid significantly more that other pilots for essentially the job. Same training, same experience, same hours, same work; but the *major* airline pilots are paid 40% more.

  311. Lame Article, kind of by nothingtodo · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the writer was making assumptions with little facts to back up anything. Wedding photographers can get expensive, but I think you do get what you pay for, to some extent. I forgot how much my wedding photographer cost, but I think the expense was justified. He took pictures, adjusted light and settings, thought up creative shots for my wife and I, herded everyone together for group shots, and took random pics during the reception, then put it all in an album for us. There's more to it than just press the shutter button. I doubt that skycaps make as much as the article said unless they work at LAX or something. I do not know if they are paid like restaurant servers in that they might get paid $2 per hour + tips. The ones I've seen do more than just unload your bags. They usually check your bags, put the tags on them, and then check you in right at the curb so you can walk straight to your gate. I agree that most CEOs make way too much, while all the time laying off more employees. One funny anecdote I've read lately is to outsource CEOs only which would save plenty.

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  312. Is that an African or a European elk? by unDees · · Score: 1

    Supposing two elks bore down on you together? No, they'd have to have be on a line...

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  313. Dammit! by unDees · · Score: 1

    Somebody beat me to it. Curse my high viewing threshold....

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  314. Are you sick!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Regular women"! That "set" includes the likes on mingers.com

  315. Re:Many are overpaid, even more then become underp by CentrX · · Score: 1

    So work for a year or two and save a little money. Even $1,000 can be extremely profitable in the right places.

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    "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." - Thomas Jefferson
  316. Definition of "rich" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "rich" under the IRS definition is
    making about $50K jointly or around $25K as
    a single

    Where on earth did you come up with that? There is no IRS definition of "rich."

    Politicians talking about taxing the rich are NOT talking about $50,000 joint annual income.

    This is a standard conservative tactic: defend tax cuts for the very rich by mixing in the very rich with the merely affluent (to use your term, which is a good one).

  317. subjectively speaking. by lysium · · Score: 1
    It's great that their union is so powerful that it can disrupt commerce worldwide. That just means that, like the Mob, they've become experts in extortion.

    I guess I am just full of bias; the thought of longshoremen being overpaid tens-of-thousands of dollars does not enrage me the same way executives getting overpaid hundreds-of-thousands (and millions) does. Then again, the longshoreman's children will most likely have to work for their living (or are the jobs hereditary?), while the CEO's progeny can use interest and trust funds until they get bored.

    I would rather see the longshoremen continue their extortion racket and have a decent middle-class lifestyle, than have their wages reduced......and allow executives' salaries to absorb the profit. No thanks.

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  318. no... by cheezus · · Score: 1

    they reserve the copyright so they can charge outrageous prices for reprints, xmas cards, etc.

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    1. Re:no... by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      Exactly.
      It's not like they're going to charge outrages prices to the general public for *your* wedding photos, now is it ?
      So the parent poster who suggested they just keep the copyright *or* charge outrageous prices upfront is missing the point. They need both to protect their own interests.

  319. Re:Many are overpaid, even more then become underp by sharkdba · · Score: 1

    The powerful simply bent the rules so they gain more than their fair share at the expense of all of the rest of us. This cripples our economy as it's a clear disincentive to labor.

    Ah, a disgruntled commie... Your kind still exist...

    Excessive affluence is a sure sign of a corrupt society

    No it's not. I give you a point that it can be a sign, but it doesn't have to be. F.ex. in many South American countries there are drug lords with excessive affluence. They exist because they can corrupt the system to allow them to exist. So in this case yes, you might say your point is valid. But there's also a 2nd venue which allow people to become rich, it's called free market. You have an idea, and you're smart enough, you can convert this idea into money generating business. In a truly free market environment this can happen in a legally and morally correct way. Some of our business leaders are corrupt, but it doesn't mean all are. You only hear about the bad ones in the media.

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  320. Re:Great Idea! Only, we're not communist by sharkdba · · Score: 1

    Just because you don't see the value of entertainment sports provide doesn't mean the rest of us should be punished by having less motivated less qualified athletes.

    I agree with your post in general, it should be said however, that athletes should not be motivated by amount of money they can make. Same applies to wanna-be computer programmers. You should do it because you like it, you're good at it, and you're willing to spend the time necessary to stay good at it.

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  321. Re:Many are overpaid, even more then become underp by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

    How does questioning authority make one into a communist? I'd bet you don't even know what "communist" means. It really has little to do with either wealth or power. In fact, it actually means a socialist who doesn't believe in private land ownership. As well, it's a typically abusive, derogatory and narrow-minded comment from those who are sadly uninformed and have nothing factual to contribute to the discussion at hand. See:

    The Art Of Controversy - Stratagem XXXII"

    As for your position on excessive affluence, it's clear you're not a student of history. Try reading, it's very informative. As well, if I were you, I'd learn something about the terms you bandy about. You came off as someone who's quite ignorant about the entire issue. Furthermore, you should always troll anonymously.

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  322. Re:Many are overpaid, even more then become underp by sharkdba · · Score: 1

    How does questioning authority make one into a communist?
    It doesn't. What you were doing was not questioning authority but stating that excessive wealth is a sign of corruption. And this I don't agree with. The reason I called you a commie was actually another of your posts in this thread where you linked to http://www.leftbusinessobserver.com/IncPov01.html

    I'd bet you don't even know what "communist" means
    I grew up in a communist society, so I know what's behind the words. The ideas behind it are so naive, it's not even funny. And forget about implementation.

    Thank you for the link (http://coolhaus.de/art-of-controversy/erist32.htm ), it's pretty interesting.

    Try reading, it's very informative.
    I do read. Quite a lot.

    You came off as someone who's quite ignorant about the entire issue.
    Well, maybe. And you came out as someone who's logical reasoning needs polishing/refreshing.

    Furthermore, you should always troll anonymously.
    Certainly. At least we agree on something.

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    The purpose of life is to find the purpose of life.
  323. Re:Many are overpaid, even more then become underp by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

    Since wealth and authority go hand in hand, I feel that I was questioning authority. As well, posting a link to a left wing site hardly implies I'm a communist. Nor does it imply the information is not useful or factual. As for growing up in a communist state, that doesn't guarantee that you understand political theory.

    As for the link, it's my pleasure. Sorry if I came across so hard, I tend to whenever someone falsely accuses me of being a communist.

    I suspect we'd agree on quite a bit if we really sat down and really discussed most issues. These brief opinion bytes really leave a lot out.

    By the way, thanks, I really do appreciate any and all comments.

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    Words to men, as air to birds.
  324. Here's a follow up, 10 worst paid by Mephist0222 · · Score: 1

    You thought you made nothing check this out: http://www.alwayson-network.com/comments.php?id=15 68_0_7_0_C Preschool Teacher ($21,907) no wonder why education in the US blows

  325. Good post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Made a lot of good points. Mod this shit up.

  326. Props by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For being a true fan. Surprised with this level of sports discussion on Slashdot.

  327. Can You... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell what someone who is unemployed, but moderating a user contributed website with no journalistic integrity, is actually contributing to society at large?