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  1. Evolution: It's Not Just for Liberals on HMS Beagle (Possibly) Found · · Score: 4, Informative

    but I thought it was relevant to the general conversation for you liberal, anti-war zealots out there who actually believe the theory of evolution.

    What about conservative American patriots who actually believe the theory of evolution? Not all conversative American patriots are troglodytes, you know.

    -kgj

  2. No Cure for ER on Cyberchondria · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or, as in the case of a recent ER episode that I happened upon flipping channels, the doctor prescibed "Obecalp" (Placebo backwards) for a guy who, although perfectly healthy, *insisted* there was something wrong with him. :-)

    Of course there's something wrong with him -- something seriously wrong, that could haunt him for the rest of his life.

    He's on ER.

    -kgj

  3. Europe + Asia on Linux in Munich Followup · · Score: 1

    If there is one place ... it will be Europe and Asia. Wait: I guess that isn't one place! :)

    You're probably think of Eurasia.

    -kgj

  4. Repetition != News on The State of Electronic Voting in Georgia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Stop posting about electronic voting in the US every other day. We're geeks, not philosophy or politics majors, and often not even american. A couple of those a year I can stand, but every fucking week you have 2-3 articles about electronic voting systems.

    Amen to that.

    I'm concerned about this issue -- it's a hot button for me -- but damn, the responses cover a very limited range, over and over ... mainly "I don't trust electronic voting", which is reasonable, but uninformative.

    -kgj

  5. Coke Adds ... Something (not sure what) on FBI on the Windows Source Code Theft · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A very high yield coca plant will have 1.5% of its weight as coca, with a normal coca plant at less than .5%. I think Coca-Cola used/uses coca plants that have very little coca in them, so there is less to remove. What is removed isn't actually cocaine, but a precursor to cocaine base (which isn't coke yet either). I was under the impression however that the Coca-Cola company STILL uses the coca plant for flavoring, and they are the only company in the US that can legally import the coca plant. The process is kept quite secret, primarily to prevent threat and/or scandal.

    Even with a low-cocaine coca plant, given how much Coca-Cola gets bottled and sold every second of the day, 24/7, around the world ... I can't help but picture mountains of cocaine precursor ... of course, that's an "industrial waste by-product" ... the company probably, uh, burns the stuff ... or dumps it at sea ... yeah, that's it: mountains of cocaine precursor, dumped at sea every day.

    In any case, Coca-Coca has no shortage of scandals to deal with, e.g. alleged CIA connections, screwing Bob Kolody, etc....

    -kgj

  6. Coke Minus Cocaine But With Coca Derivatives? on FBI on the Windows Source Code Theft · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ever try reading the back of the coke bottle? They used have cocain in it, but had to remove it.

    As I understand it (sorry I forget where I read this), although cocaine was removed from the formula, Coca-Cola continued to use other flavoring agents from the coca plant for some time (although I gather that today's Coke uses no coca derivatives whatsoever).

    So ... they were harvesting coca plants ... extracting some coca derivatives, BUT NOT THE COCAINE ... really makes me wonder what happened to all that cocaine ....

    -kgj

  7. Cancel All Programs! on WB Cancels Angel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's only one way to save ourselves: cancel all programs. Everything!

    Display nothing but a "Technical Difficulties" announcement on all stations!

    -kgj

  8. Scowlin' John Ashcroft on Canadian Privacy Act · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Shit he sounds a lot like John Ashcroft.

    Yeah, but at least the Great and Powerful Oz smiled (once the facade came down, and we saw the Kansas Huckster himself). Ashcroft does nothing but frown like a man who sees the world through shit-colored glasses.

    -kgj

  9. Oz? on Canadian Privacy Act · · Score: 2, Funny

    [Thank God!] For me being an American! Where our rights to privacy are honored and upheld by the great - hey, wait a minute.....

    You were going to say ... "the Great and Powerful Oz ..." ??

    -kgj

  10. Ironing the Toast on Ethanol to Hydrogen Reactor Developed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, but you don't use that iron or toaster 24 hours per day, do you?

    I could, if I put my mind to it.

    Really what I want to do is make a first slice of toast, then iron that slice while toasting a second slice ... but not 24 hours/day, I'll grant you that.

    -kgj

  11. Mod Parent +6 Funny on Microsoft Source Follow-Up · · Score: 1

    Gandalf : There are few who can. The language is that of Redmond, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue, it says "One OS To Rule Them All, One OS To Find Them, One OS To Bring Them All And With The NDA Bind Them"

    Made me laugh -- Double-Plus Funny -- best parody on SlashDot, ever!

    -kgj

  12. Sussing the Average Congressman on US Congress Committee Talking About Privacy · · Score: 1

    But Everybody would care about an average congressman.

    Everybody, in principle ... FBI-Mafia-Spooks-Etc., in particular.

    -kgj

  13. Holy Roman Empire? on Doctorow: Ebooks Neither E Nor Books · · Score: 1

    The Holy Roman empire was neither holy, nor was it Roman. Discuss.

    Nor was it an Empire.

    Epigram by Voltaire.

    -kgj

  14. Metrics ... Foundation? on BBC Argues Games Don't Cause Violence · · Score: 1

    "Social, cultural, ethical and neurobiological issues remain in ... a tangle ... Before such accusations [terrible crime] are explicitly made, more credible work has to be done in this area. Scientific conclusions may well remain elusive for decades."

    More credible work? Maybe ... Asimov's Foundation?

    How far can psycho/socio metrics go?

    -kgj

  15. Mod Parent +Funny on Another English/Metric "Spacecraft" Problem · · Score: 1

    It's like waking up and suddenly finding myself in a medieval city measuring out my drinks in gills.

    Made me laugh!

    -kgj

  16. Mod Sam Johnson Quoter Up on The Golden Ratio · · Score: 1

    a la "I refute it thus?" ... except Samuel Johnson's method was a lot more friendly than yours!

    Hear hear! Well quoted, sir.

    -kgj

  17. Like the Wall Street Journal? on US Govt Makes Times New Roman 14 Official Font · · Score: 1

    Not to be petty or anything, but just how slow of a news day does it have to be when a font change is considered newsworthy?

    Even the prestigious -- and drearily pedestrian -- Wall Street Journal has an "offbeat article" column on the front page, with such heavy-hitting economic news as "pickle packing still not automated" ....

    -kgj

  18. Ottoman Empire on US Govt Makes Times New Roman 14 Official Font · · Score: 1

    ... the Roman Empire's western collapse did nothing to its eastern empire, which was later renamed the "Ottaman Empire", but was largely constructed out of lands conquered by the Romans.

    Partly true, but confused.

    The Western Roman Empire fell in the 400's AD; the Eastern Roman Empire (known to modern historians as Byzantium) surived until 1453, when the capital of Constantinople fell to the Ottoman Turks. Byzantium was not exactly "renamed" the Ottoman Empire -- the Ottomans established their empire on conquered Byzantine land.

    -kgj

  19. Agents Provocateur on California Cybercafe Regulation Decision Released · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Nothing increases the reported incidences of crime like noticing it.

    That, and planting agents provocateur to instigate more crimes.

    -kgj

  20. Sequels We Never Want to See on MATRIX - A Dossier for Every Person in Utah · · Score: 1

    Privacy Watch: Matrix
    Matrix Updates
    Matrix Raises a Stir


    It gets worse -- the plot for Matrix Exploited will revolve around Neo's litigation over marketing rights to Matrix merchandise ....

    -kgj

  21. Related Links on MATRIX - A Dossier for Every Person in Utah · · Score: 4, Informative
  22. Monty Python versus Homograph Attacks on Microsoft Advises to Type in URLs Rather than Click · · Score: 1

    So don't hand out homographically similar domain names. You're not going to be allowed to keep domains like those anyway due to trademark issues, so they might as well make sure nobody can even get them.

    "It's spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove."

    - Oblig. Python Reference

  23. Fight Like a Rat on Linus Speaks Out, Calls SCO 'Cornered Rat' · · Score: 1

    The question is...do they really have any claws? I can completely understand the analogy, except that rats can do something to attack.

    Rat claws are not good for much. Rat teeth, however, are sharp and nasty.

    I think the Itchy and Scratchy theme says it all --

    Fight Fight Fight, Bite Bite Bite --!

    -kgj

  24. Any? One? Some? on Darl & SCO Overview · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "We haven't published the exact number yet," McBride said. "It's not in the dozens, but it's, you know, we've had some that have started to sign up."
    is that supposed to make sense?
    Does one count as any?


    Yes: "one" does couny as "any". Also, "some" counts as "any" -- although "some" is more that "one".

    The part about "We haven't published the exact number yet" is particularly annoying. Surely McBride knows the exact number. And the word "yet" is supposed to clue us that SCO will publish the exact number. But I'm left with the impression that the exact number is an embarrassment to SCO. Indeed, the whole business of SCO litigation smells of embarrassment. I'm glad I'm not those guys -- humiliating myself in public for the sake of money.

    -kgj

  25. Re:Chuck Colson: Man of God? on Electronic Burglary in the Senate · · Score: 1

    You didn't look at the links, did you? He was paroled a long time ago. If it's a ruse, it's a mystery as to why he is presisting in it.

    I did look at the links, moreover I'm old enough to remember when Colson was convicted.

    I don't personally have any opinion, one way or the other, about the sincerity of his conversion. I haven't met the man, or listened to his ministry -- and I do try to meet and listen before judging a man's faith.

    Nonetheless, it's worth noting that some people have questioned his sincerity; and given his role in the Watergate affair, it's worth considering that Colson may have hidden agendas, and a gift for wearing false faces.

    Anyone can quote scripture -- "even the Devil".

    -kgj