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  1. Re:The "Wow" Signal on SETI@Home Revisits Its 100 Best Signals · · Score: 5, Funny

    They need to devise a better naming scheme for these events, or else we'll end up with

    1. The 'Hey, Bob, look at this!' signal
    2. The 'Jesus Christ!' signal
    3. The 'Fuck me!' signal
    ...
    (97 others)

  2. Re:is goatse.cx blocked? on The Great Firewall of China - Samples of Filtered Sites · · Score: 5, Funny

    No visible obstructions last time I looked

  3. Re:But i thought on Understanding the Microprocessor · · Score: 2
    that my 'puter was powered by a series of little mice on little wheels.

    I thought that computers all had an autistic kid inside.

  4. Not as much as I expected on Jupiter Forecasts 50% Increase In Spam · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An 8.5% p.a. rate of increase? I hope these estimates are correct - I'd expected it to be much worse.

  5. Reducing accessibility on Ask an Expert About Web Site Accessibility · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Do you have any advice for making sites less accessible? Like a retard-proof 'Post' button?

  6. Re:Stephen Jay Gould is burning in hell on Shapes of Time · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    join that cocksucker

    That's a fellatious argument

  7. Re:Better in more ways on Transrapid (MagLev) Test Successful In China: 405 · · Score: 3, Funny
    this will be much easier to attack than an airplane at 35,000 feet

    But a little more difficult to fly into towers

  8. Re:How about XWindows? on MS Asking Makers of 'Windows' Software To Rename · · Score: 4, Funny
    Nobody is going to say "hey look, there's something called XWindows, let's installit on my windows PC because it might be useful".

    Well they say "hey look, there's a newsgroup called comp.windows.x - maybe someone can tell me how to use Outlook Express."

  9. Re:Story needs compression on How the West Wasn't Won · · Score: 2

    Some of their older stuff is actually pretty funny, like 'Need Another Seven Astronauts' and 'What does this button do?'

  10. Re:We dont actually need these docs on British To Release UFO Files · · Score: 2
    That statement is not of the "No true Scotsman" type

    Argument: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
    Reply: "But my friend Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
    Rebuttal: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."

    You said:

    There is plenty of evidence, of high quality, that would convince any scientist that is not predisposed to automaticaly reject it.

    Admittedly, it isn't formatted over three lines, and doesn't involve Scotsmen and porridge, but if you substitute as follows, you'll see the similarity:

    Scotsman = scientist
    Puts sugar on porridge = is unconvinced by the evidence
    true = not predisposed to automatically reject it

  11. Re:We dont actually need these docs on British To Release UFO Files · · Score: 2
    There is plenty of evidence, of high quality, that would convince any scientist that is not predisposed to automaticaly reject it.

    'No True Scotsman' fallacy

    If anyone has a better explanation that accounts for all of the evidence, then they need to provide this explanation

    Begging the question. Providing a common explanation for a large set of different events presupposes accepting your belief that the events share a common cause.

  12. Re:Which Daleks are U Talking about? on Relativity Finally Meets Quantum Theory? · · Score: 2
    I doubt the Stephen Hawking invented those...

    Really? Then explain this

  13. Re:Now this angers me on The Sims Online & "Open Source" Gaming Models · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it's a good thing if a business publication sneers at Mozilla and encourages suits to stay with IE. Let the business community swim in its own filth of popups and banner ads.

  14. Stephen Hawking on Relativity Finally Meets Quantum Theory? · · Score: 5, Funny
    The physicists who can make stuff like this comprehensible to laymen like me (like Stephen Hawkings) are the ones that really deserve a Nobel prize.

    I suspect people haven't yet forgiven him for creating the Daleks.

  15. Re:He's a Karma whore vying for a few extra points on Has Software Development Improved? · · Score: 1
    s/whose/who's

    my grammar is retarded

  16. Re:Not enough! on Has Software Development Improved? · · Score: 2

    You're right that in many cases it wouldn't really matter, except maybe pissing off a customer with a terse error message.

    The problem comes in those other cases when you need to handle the error locally. The only way is to trap it with try & catch, which is syntactically ugly and explicitly discouraged by the SDK documentation and the JLS.

    Perhaps you have control over so much data that you can then start relasing some of that memory elsewhere

    Nothing so exceptional - perhaps you just want to tell the user 'Not enough memory - try again later' without exiting, or perhaps you just have some cleanup to do.

    I just offer it as an example where the use of Java has made programs typically lest robust than previously, in the arena where it supposedly trounces C and C++

  17. Re:He's a Karma whore vying for a few extra points on Has Software Development Improved? · · Score: 2
    Well he's either a troll or a Karma whore.#

    My karma is excellent, so I guess I must be a troll.

    you can have a big try statement wherever you want to and catch (OutOfMemoryException e)

    Well, it's an Error, not an Exception. This means that a reasonable application should not try to catch it, according to the documentation. If you go against the documentation and decide to attempt some local recovery after certain failed allocations, you need a try-catch clause around each one.

    The alternative in C is ugly. A million if() statements for every malloc that basically do the explicit checking. Big whoop.

    To be fair, it's at most one if statement for every malloc.

    With C you have the extra "printf("Out of memory\n"); exit(ENOMEM);" code after every malloc.

    Nonsense. If it's acceptable to terminate in the event of any malloc failing, you'd write a wrapper to hide the details. There would be no explicit error checking at all at the call site. Now whose argument is retarded?

  18. Re:Not enough! on Has Software Development Improved? · · Score: 2
    In my opinion, one of the best things to come along in a long time is Java. The gentle reader may recall earlier posts along those lines. I enjoy C, and have spent the majority of my career doing C and C++. However, I have also spent _way_ too much time tracking down memory-related bugs.

    Java addresses almost all of the glaring deficiencies of C++, both in language design and in runtime safety.

    Certainly, Java helps shit programmers write code without worrying about the most obvious category of memory leak. However, it introduces its own insidious memory problem, not acknowledged by Java advocates.

    The first thing a competent C coder learns about malloc() is *always check the return value*. Ask a typical Java programmer what happens when the VM runs out of memory and they look blank or mutter some bullshit about the garbage collector.

    The trouble is that OutOfMemoryError isn't a checked exception: you're actually encouraged to ignore it. Moreover, there's no easy way to determine if any code you call can throw it.

    So, they solve a supposed major problem of C and C++ by pretending it doesn't exist, with the result that almost all Java code in existence, certainly all I've ever seen, is broken in conditions of low memory, and can't reasonably be fixed.

  19. It's not all good news on Microsoft Loses $177m on Xbox in Three Months · · Score: 2

    See this story which says Xbox has overtaken GameCube, at least in UK.

  20. Re:Card's agenda on Empire of Dreams and Miracles · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If someone is really trying to get me to consider a peculiar religious or ethical viewpoint, I can't think of a better approach than to write some decent sci-fi about it. For example, I despise the views of the anti-abortion crowd, but liked Philip K Dick's 'The Pre-Persons'. A well-written piece of sci-fi will win my sympathy better than any number of humourless leaflets or aeroplanes flown into buildings.

  21. Re:Nintendo a victim? on Nintendo Fined $143m for Price-Fixing · · Score: 2
    Nintendo says that they were "more victim than villain" of price fixing.

    This quote comes from John Menzies, one of the distributors fined.

  22. Superman... on Superhero Smackdown · · Score: 5, Funny

    given sufficient stem-cell research

  23. Re:I wonder.... on Saddam's Inbox Hacked · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Actually, this is the original AC who pointed out what a fucking idiot you are. The other post was a different AC

    Of course it was.

    Remember, chlorinating the gene pool is everyone's responsibility. Kill yourself today.

    Funny and original. That took you two hours?

    Bored now. Keep crying about your towers, ginger. I'm moving on. Feel free to respond with your lame last word. You or 'the other AC'.

  24. Re:I wonder.... on Saddam's Inbox Hacked · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    OK. So you're a ginger, American anonymous coward, who thinks that 'stupider' and 'alright' are words. You certainly are a force to be reckoned with.

  25. Re:I wonder.... on Saddam's Inbox Hacked · · Score: 1
    That would be because it makes fun of our idiot president.

    I thought so for a moment. But he follows up his own post with more gleeful posturing.

    Apparently, you're about the only person on the planet stupider than he is.

    That, too, is a possibility.