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Relativity Finally Meets Quantum Theory?

prion86 writes "Physisist Fotini Markopoulou Kalamara (try saying that 3 times fast) believes she has found a way to blend relativity with quantum theory. The article can be found on the Scientific American site."

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  1. easy.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    > Markopoulou Kalamara (try saying that 3 times fast)

    Easy man.
    I just copy and paste into my voice synth. (I'm mute).

    Markopoulou Kalamara, Markopoulou Kalamara, Markopoulou Kalamara. =)

    But it sound kind of wierd though.

  2. stereotypes? by newsdee · · Score: 3, Funny

    She talks about physics like it's cooking. If it turns out she's right, a whole new generation of scientist will grow up thinking that women are only good with kitchen-related things. If it turns out she's not, then, it's just a flash in the pan. Insert moronic sexist joke here. (I hope she's right though, it's about time that somebody found something significant, to finally have another woman's name in physics books).

    1. Re:stereotypes? by El+Pollo+Loco · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't really think it's supposed to be a sterotype. It's simply a comparison. The average person would consider cooking to be easier then quantum physics. Although judging by the fact that I have burned cereal, this might be wrong.

    2. Re:stereotypes? by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Stereotype?

      No I dont think so

      Cooking is a noble profession, just ask any French chef. Typecasting culinary art as the province of one gender is a mistake.

      What this physicist brings to the party, apart from some interesting work, is a refreshing attitude towards making the concepts of fundamental physics available to our minds in a more arts based analogy than we are used to.

      As fundamental physics is mindboggling skeins of mathematical language that resonate more with philosophy than engineering and the experience of our senses, this makes a lot of sense to me.

      What I wonder though is the implication that the Universe as a whole may be subject to quantum mechanical uncertainty. Does that mean that we all create our own universes in the act of observing. And does that mean that I live in a different universe to you if my light cone doesnt intersect with yours? - For example are the fundamental laws and constants of physics different?

      Put the 'fun' back in Physics I say!

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    3. Re:stereotypes? by Surlyboi · · Score: 1

      "Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that."

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    4. Re:stereotypes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well i'd just like to add that if the blending involves Grand Marnier, you can substitute Triple-sec and save yourself a lot of money.

  3. The real challenge... by Da+Fokka · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The physicists who can make stuff like this comprehensible to laymen like me (like Stephen Hawkings) are the ones that really deserve a Nobel prize.

    1. Re:The real challenge... by packeteer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Essentially quantum mechanics and relativity only work if certain things are true about the universe. Those certain things conflict with each other so they cant both be correct.

      All this is really about is loop quantum gravity (LQG) vs. string theory (M-Theory). String theory has been getting closer to making the world make more sense but in this article its just another competing theory.

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    2. Re:The real challenge... by bonoboy · · Score: 2

      The guy I most often hear is "the best physicist round" these days is Ed Witten, who doesn't seem to be too great on that front.
      The best guy since Einstein was supposedly Richard Feynman, who was supposedly terrific at explaining things to the layman. So much so, his papers were often criticised because of their use of common English. Quite a few physicists were apparently annoyed when Hawking got called 'Einstein's successor' or somesuch, since there were alot of people of his quality, and some beyond.
      Pity how the Universe itself is apparently just another political game..

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    3. Re:The real challenge... by Tharsis · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow.. you must be really smart to be calling Stephen Hawkings a layman ;)

    4. Re:The real challenge... by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 4, Funny

      Stephen Hawkings doesn't make it understable for laymen originally, they just rigged his voice box to a thesaurus and voila...

    5. Re:The real challenge... by whereiswaldo · · Score: 2

      The physicists who can make stuff like this comprehensible to laymen like me (like Stephen Hawkings) are the ones that really deserve a Nobel prize.

      Five years ago, Joe Sixpack couldn't install Linux and didn't have a clue about the universe's mysteries.

      My how times have changed.

    6. Re:The real challenge... by simong_oz · · Score: 2

      I've read much of Stephen Hawking's work, and while he may be very smart, I really don't think he is a particularly good at explaining concepts to the layman.

      I find John Gribbin and Paul Davies to be much better.

      If you enjoy this stuff, I would heartily suggest:

      John Gribbin, "In Search of Schrodinger's Cat" - great intro to quantum mechanics. The sequel is also very good.
      Paul Davies, "God and the New Physics " and "The Mind of God" - more general, thought-provoking discussion of science and the world.

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    7. Re:The real challenge... by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know, in his days he was pretty smart. But all the things I've done have paled his genius :)

      Anyway, what I meant (and what you probably got anyway) was that he's such a good physicist (although not a nobel prize winner, afaik) because not only he did some ground-breaking research but next to that he also succeeded in making pretty complex physics comprehensible to the public.

    8. Re:The real challenge... by inode_buddha · · Score: 2

      IMHO, perhaps they are both correct, and it all depends on how you look at it/what you are looking for

      IANAP == I am not a physicist

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    9. Re:The real challenge... by Scholasticus · · Score: 1
      I suspect that there aren't very many "laymen like you" by which I mean that you're probably brighter than Joe Average. A lot of people think that "A Brief History of Time" is "too hard." Still, it is quite an accomplishment to make contemporary physics comprehensible to non-physicists.

      Where's all this free beer I keep hearing about?

    10. Re:The real challenge... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

      That's because it is just a competing theory, which at this point has no predictions going for it. A scientific theory is only valid if it can make a testable prediction, and then that prediction has to be right; string theory is as of yet just a thought experiment, with no emprical data to back it up. Therefore, string theory in any form is not accepted.

      To recap; string theory looks neat, but doesn't (as yet) say ANYTHING about the real world. Your contention that it makes more sence of the real world is therefore incorrect.

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    11. Re:The real challenge... by hitzroth · · Score: 2

      Yup, times have changed.

      Joe Sixpack is tired of hearing about linux and still doesn't have a clue about the universe's mysteries. Unless that involves believing in Angels and other religious stuff.

      Physics is far more complicated than you give it credit for. So complicated that it can drive the Joe and Jane Sixpacks of the world back to theology, simply because it's easier to understand.

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    12. Re:The real challenge... by notfancy · · Score: 1

      IMHO, perhaps they are both correct, and it all depends on how you look at it/what you are looking for

      What, both Maldacena-Theory and Spin Networks? String theory has written Epicicles all over it. The fact that Ptolemaus' theory was held up as dogma for thirteen hundred years didn't make it any more correct, you know.

      Spin Networks are really satisfactory from a, um, shall I say paraphysical

      point of view. No space, no time and especially no causality underneath but only relationships! Parmenides revived!
    13. Re:The real challenge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Essentially quantum mechanics and relativity only work if certain things are true about the universe. Those certain things conflict with each other so they cant both be correct.

      And yet, somehow, they both work.

    14. Re:The real challenge... by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      I hope I'm a bit brighter than Joe Average, and I do have an interest in physics. But you're right, it's a huge accomplishment, even more so because it can help raise awareness of importance of physics research.

    15. Re:The real challenge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is to make Physics understandable to Physicists. These popular books are lauded by physicists because, deep down, most don't really have a clue what's right or wrong or how to explain it.

      Also, for some reason, there is a long history of physicists who think that explaining stuff to the "common" man is some holy grail. They think that more Nova specials and more laymen's books means more scientists. The fact is that the folks who go into Physics because of Nova etc. end up flunking out because they can't do the math. The math is what ultimately decides the winner, and thats why these books are an excercise in hubris.

  4. Re:okay.. by D4M4DH477X0R · · Score: 3, Funny

    but how will this help me with getting laid

    It'll help with that special physisist of your dreams you've had your eye on, of course! Great conversation peice.

  5. Radio.slashdot.org must die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hereby propose the motion that radio.slashdot.org be killed by hanging. Those in favour please say w00t.

  6. Clarification... by grahamlee · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just like to point out that what she's doing is combining relativistic gravitation with quantum physics to produce the physicist's holy grail - quantum gravity.

    Merely mixing relativity and quantum theory has been done for years and years - the form of the strong nuclear force was found by Yukawa to be a solution of the Klein-Gordon equation - which was proposed in 1924. The relativity papers were published in 1905, 1908.

    OK, so I haven't actually clarified anything at all, have I?

    1. Re:Clarification... by edrugtrader · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      i'll just sit back and wait for the porn industry to exploit this new discovery... then i'll understand it better.

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    2. Re:Clarification... by Capybara · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, and it's disappointing that the article doesn't mention what her theory has to do with gravity, but just talks about the relativity bits.

    3. Re:Clarification... by Xilman · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yes, and it's disappointing that the article doesn't mention what her theory has to do with gravity, but just talks about the relativity bits.

      Gravity is relativity. That is, general relativity is Einstein's theory of gravity.

      Paul

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    4. Re:Clarification... by Capybara · · Score: 1

      Gravity is relativity.

      As far as I can tell, the article just talks about special relativity, vaguely mentioning light cones... The word "gravity" is said a few times, but aren't given any hint about how it relates to her theory.

    5. Re:Clarification... by grahamlee · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, that had me stumped too. As capybara points out, all of the relativity stuff in the article is about special relativity (light cones, can't go faster than c, etc). Even Maxwell's equations of electromagnetism could combine quantum theory (they turn out to be the wave equation for a photon, though Maxwell didn't know this :-) and relativity. In fact it was the invariance of Maxwell's equations under transformation of velocity (that is, if you boost your frame of reference by a velocity v, light still seems to be travelling at c relative to you) that led Einstein to postulate SR. And as I originally said, there has been a relativistic version of the Schrodinger equation for as long as the classical version.

      The juicy bit - and the bit that's worth a Nobel prize or few - is linking General Relativity (GR) with quantum physics. Once this is done, gravitation is unified with the other fundamental forces, physics is complete and I can go and find a proper job :-)

    6. Re:Clarification... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't they already unified? I mean, they all use mathematics, or am I forgeting my physicks?

    7. Re:Clarification... by guybarr · · Score: 4, Informative


      Merely mixing relativity and quantum theory has been done for years and years - the form of the strong nuclear force was found by Yukawa to be a solution of the Klein-Gordon equation - which was proposed in 1924.

      True that, but even SR and QFT have serious fundemental problems.

      TTBOMK the EPR paradox and the basic definitions of what
      exactly constitutes a measurement and when/why/how does the
      WF collapse simultaneously (remember "simultaneous" is a
      non-existing term in SR) are still unresolved.

      these are not "show-stopper" bugs in that people do exact,
      experimentally tested calculations with known theories.
      But they mean that although mixing QM and SR has been done for years,
      A consistent unifying model is not available.

      (unless this QLC stuff, which is new to me, does satisfyingly
      address those issues.)

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    8. Re:Clarification... by grahamlee · · Score: 2, Insightful
      TTBOMK the EPR paradox and the basic definitions of what exactly constitutes a measurement and when/why/how does the WF collapse simultaneously (remember "simultaneous" is a non-existing term in SR) are still unresolved.
      Perhaps Copenhagen is wrong?
      Then again, the wavefunction isn't a physical observable, but its modulus is. However, as with experiments on entanglement or teleportation, even though spooky action happens at a distance, the measurements still have to be made in such a way that information travel is subluminal. So maybe the wavefunction does instantaneously collapse, but as it is impossible to gain any information directly from the wavefunction relativity is preserved.
    9. Re:Clarification... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, so I haven't actually clarified anything at all, have I?

      I would like to clarify that I haven't clarified anything either with this note.

    10. Re:Clarification... by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      As capybara points out, all of the relativity stuff in the article is about special relativity (light cones, can't go faster than c, etc).

      There are light cones in GR, they just get bent up a bit. You can't go faster than c in GR. GR encapsulates SR and, with no energy/momentum, reduces down to SR.

    11. Re:Clarification... by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
      You can't go faster than c in GR

      Thats not true, it is in fact quite easy to observe something going faster than c in GR. Consider a frame of reference that is rotating compared to an inertial frame of reference. An object that is far away from the center of rotation will be going quite fast.

    12. Re:Clarification... by grahamlee · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your interpretation is, I'm afraid, incorrect. The point about any form of relativity is that information cannot be transmitted faster than c, which usually implies that energy cannot either. Now while from your rotating viewpoint on the Earth, Alpha Centauri appears to be moving at roughly 1 ly/sec, information about the star (i.e. the neutrinos and photons it emits) do not travel any faster than c. Therefore cause and effect is preserved.

      Another statement of this apparent paradox is "consider a rocket moving away from you at 0.75c, and another moving in the opposite direction at 0.75c. You see them moving apart at 1.5c, which is a violation of SR."
      This can be resolved if you switch to the reference frame of one of the rockets. You are receding at 0.75c, the other rocket is receing at 0.96c. Causality is preserved.

    13. Re:Clarification... by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
      Now while from your rotating viewpoint on the Earth, Alpha Centauri appears to be moving at roughly 1 ly/sec, information about the star (i.e. the neutrinos and photons it emits) do not travel any faster than c. Therefore cause and effect is preserved.

      I never said cause and effect were not preserved. The fact remains that in the rotating frame of reference, you can observe Alpha Centauri moving at faster than c.

      You're "other statement of the paradox" is nothing of the sort. That is pure SR, and deals with changing reference frames. My example does not deal with changing reference frames, as only one reference frame is considered.

    14. Re:Clarification... by grahamlee · · Score: 1
      My example does not deal with changing reference frames, as only one reference frame is considered. But a non-inertial, non-gravitational reference frame. SR and GR don't say anything about that. So your original point was irrelevant.
    15. Re:Clarification... by kavau · · Score: 1
      there has been a relativistic version of the Schrodinger equation for as long as the classical version

      Actually, the relativistic version is even slightly older. Schroedinger wrote it down first, but it had some weird problems with negative-energy states that he couldn't resolve. So he invented the non-relativistic version. It was Dirac who figured out that these negative-energy states are related to antimatter (and who was bold enough to postulate this "crazy" antimatter idea).

    16. Re:Clarification... by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
      But a non-inertial, non-gravitational reference frame. SR and GR don't say anything about that. So your original point was irrelevant.

      GR doesn't talk about non-inertial reference frames? That is *all* GR talks about. There is no such thing as a "non-inertial, non-gravitational reference frame". All non-inertial reference frames *are* gravitational reference frames. Thats the whole point of the General Principle of Relativity. Acceleration is the same as gravitation.

    17. Re:Clarification... by grahamlee · · Score: 1
      GR doesn't talk about non-inertial reference frames? That is *all* GR talks about.
      Where did I say it didn't? Did I not say non-inertial, non-gravitational reference frame? Anyway, the relevance of your point still remains questionable: you created a fictitious velocity and claimed that the object to which you ascribed this "velocity" was moving faster than the speed of light; I showed that it wasn't and that no information from it was either.
    18. Re:Clarification... by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
      Did I not say non-inertial, non-gravitational reference frame?

      Did you not read the part of my post where I explained to you that there is no such thing?

      you created a fictitious velocity and claimed that the object to which you ascribed this "velocity" was moving faster than the speed of light; I showed that it wasn't and that no information from it was either.

      It neither was ficticious nor did you show anything about its velocity being sub-luminal. You still have not provided a single argument against my sole point, namely that if you consider a frame of reference that is in rotation compared to a Galilean frame, then an object far enough away from the center of the rotation, and is stationary in the Galilean frame, will be superluminal in the rotating frame.

    19. Re:Clarification... by masterkool · · Score: 1
      information cannot be transmitted faster than c, which usually implies that energy cannot either

      It was theorised by Einstein that EM waves could be transmitted at super luminal (faster than light) speeds. The energy or information would travel back in time but the EM wave would "percieve" time as traveling at a normal direction and "veocity". The concept was and is very confusing to try and work out in the mind.
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    20. Re:Clarification... by grahamlee · · Score: 1

      The point that I have been making is that the superluminal "velocity" is fictitious. The only real velocity is the v=r\omega of the rotating frame, which can be shown to be rotating with respect to some "fixed stars" coordinates. While it may not be possible to find the "rest frame" of the Universe, it is certainly possible to show that it has no overall angular momentum.

    21. Re:Clarification... by Xilman · · Score: 1
      While it may not be possible to find the "rest frame" of the Universe, it is certainly possible to show that it has no overall angular momentum.

      Are you sure about this claim?

      It's been a while since I last consulted my Misner, Thorne and Wheeler but I'm fairly sure that there are solutions to Einstein's field equations that describe a rotating universe.

      An observer in such a universe could make a choice: either he could observe the distant stars not moving with respect to his field of view but feel a "centrifugal force" (thereby showing he's not in an inertial reference frame) or he could be in a frame with no centrifugal force but which requires the stars to move past his field of view.

      Paul

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    22. Re:Clarification... by grahamlee · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I should have said "it is certainly possible to define a frame in which it has no overall angular momentum". In this frame I am (almost) convinced that the apparent superluminal paradox would not arise.

    23. Re:Clarification... by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      There has been too much misinformation thrown out on both sides but you are dead wrong and the fact that you keep getting modded up shows that Slashdot is not the place for informed discussion.

      1) Nothing in GR goes faster than light. Light travels a geodesic at maximal speed. You can spin around in your backyard until you throw up, but that will not move anything from point A to point B in less time than light can do it.

      2) I really don't know what the hell you people are discussing about non-inertial reference frames, but the GR determines the metric and the curvature for our 4-dim Riemannian manifold , and therefore what frames are inertial and what frames are non-inertial are completely determined as well.

      if you consider a frame of reference that is in rotation compared to a Galilean frame, then an object far enough away from the center of the rotation, and is stationary in the Galilean frame, will be superluminal in the rotating frame.

      No, no, no, no. The universe is not rotating around you. Unlike SR, in GR you cannot pick any reference frame that you desire. If you could do this then you could totally fuck up the twin paradox.

      Think about the twin paradox, and use your same reasoning. Let the astonaut twin be still and move the entire universe around him. By your reasoning, the astronaut twin would be old and the Earth twin would be young.

      So you see, your concept of motion does not lead to results that coincide with reality and are therefore not useful.

  7. Well, by gTsiros · · Score: 0, Troll

    She MIGHT have found a way...

    I'm surprised she's Greek AND a girl. wow. Go Foteinh.

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  8. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say what three times? Physisist?

    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Say what three times?

      Beetlejuice?

  9. I won't read the article this time... by zome · · Score: 1

    I usually read the articles (if I got there fast enough, that is), but this time...relativity and quantum theory blended together? Sorry, but I remember getting D in phy101 couple years ago...

  10. ok so... by newsdee · · Score: 0

    If this works out we'll have anti-gravity engines?

    Hey, I can hope, can't I?

  11. Not Martha Stewart by teece · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Am I the only one that found some of the article's tone, and the cooking analogies, a bit sexist? I don't think the oven stuff at the end would have made it into the article if this work was being done by a man.

    As a student of physics, this is still a bit beyond me, but I'll be there soon. Things like this pop up occasionally -- most disappear. The theory has to make predictions that can be tested and verified. Just getting QM and gravity together mathematically is not enough.

    Tim

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    1. Re:Not Martha Stewart by denzombie · · Score: 1

      So, is it sexist to think she is a hotty?

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    2. Re:Not Martha Stewart by richie2000 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I don't think the oven stuff at the end would have made it into the article if this work was being done by a man.

      Would it have if the article had been written by a man? (This claimer; Amanda may be a man's name in New York, but it ain't in these here parts of the world)

      Or did you just assume that women can't write articles for SciAm?

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    3. Re:Not Martha Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if she really is a hotty. Hot grits is all I can say.

    4. Re:Not Martha Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never heard RMS compare free software to trading recipes...

    5. Re:Not Martha Stewart by kubrick · · Score: 2

      (This claimer; Amanda may be a man's name in New York, but it ain't in these here parts of the world)

      Isn't that one of Bart's prank calls in The Simpsons? "I'm looking for Amanda Hugandkiss"?

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    6. Re:Not Martha Stewart by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Am I the only one that found some of the article's tone, and the cooking analogies, a bit sexist?

      The physicist and the author are both women. So, basically, your position is that women should be free to express themselves and act however they wish, just so long as it is not stereotypically feminine, because you say so. Gosh, what an enlightened attitude. Perhaps we should strap electrodes to them and zap them until they are rid of all these objectionable behaviours.

    7. Re:Not Martha Stewart by Schwarzchild · · Score: 3, Funny
      >So, is it sexist to think she is a hotty?

      Probably not. How often do you see scientists wearing halter tops and tight jeans in photo-ops?

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    8. Re:Not Martha Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree completely. The image of her in that pose - like, I'm not really a scientist, I'm on my way to the cafe - is sad. Too bad, there are millions of unknown female scientists who work hard, publish, and would never pose nude like that.

    9. Re:Not Martha Stewart by Kibo · · Score: 2

      One might also observe that she compared physics to sculpting, in so far as one of her talents was "looking at all sides" or something to that effect. It would seem that instead of a typically feminine trait she was just comparing it to other relatable things that other people might be familiar with. Everyone at some point has made a meal for themselves. And I'm sure a majority have at least played with mud, even if they haven't had more formal experiences.

      Often times I think the conclusions people jump to tell vastly more about the one doing the jumping than they say about the person being jumped on.

      You would think that people who find themselves in the unenviable position of arguing for the death of the analogy would be a little more careful. I'm certainly glad they typically eschew any such notions of caution. Pratfalls are funny. Esspecially intellectual ones.

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    10. Re:Not Martha Stewart by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      that's a great idea. While we're zapping them to rid them of memories, let's , well, nevermind.

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    11. Re:Not Martha Stewart by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      hey, since when does your APPEARANCE signify the quality of your work? HUH? I have a damn strong work ethic, and I generally don't dress up at all. Scientists in general work damn hard trying to reverse-engineer the world for us, and for the most part are trying to improve our lives by doing so. CUT HER SOME FUCKING SLACK. And show some respect. Clothes do NOT earn respect, but hard work does.

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    12. Re:Not Martha Stewart by JahToasted · · Score: 3, Funny
      Probably not. How often do you see scientists wearing halter tops and tight jeans in photo-ops?

      How often would you want to see that... If I saw any of my physics professors in tight jeans and halter top I'd go blind.

    13. Re:Not Martha Stewart by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Informative
      Am I the only one that found some of the article's tone, and the cooking analogies, a bit sexist? I don't think the oven stuff at the end would have made it into the article if this work was being done by a man.

      First, the article was written by a woman--perhaps that's where the 'chick stuff' came from. On closer reading, there is also evidence to suggest that the promising young physicist herself introduced the cooking analogies, which were only extended by the journalist. Remember, SciAm is targetting a popular audience (smarter than PopSci, but still). Articles like this will always try to make the person and his or her work seem more human. Scientific American ran a review of a biography of mathematician Paul Erdos a few years ago. The article emphasized his personal eccentricities and some funny anecdotes from his life--should we take SciAm to task for presenting a stereotypical view of the socially inept and out-of-touch mathematician?

      Lastly, why the hell is cooking still considered women's work by the sexism police on Slashdot? I'm male and I make my living from physics, but I'm also a pretty good chef. Among my friends, the best cooks are 1) a database designer, 2) a nanomaterials chemist, and 3) a molecular biologist. Two are female, one male. I'll let the guy know he shouldn't be doing that girly stuff, but I'm sure going to miss his creme brulee.

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    14. Re:Not Martha Stewart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean? The guys in the suits are obviously the hardest workers at the office, so clothes are all that really matters.

    15. Re:Not Martha Stewart by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 2
      I'll let the guy know he shouldn't be doing that girly stuff, but I'm sure going to miss his creme brulee.
      <sexist remark>He might be male, but he's probably gay.</sexist remark>
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    16. Re:Not Martha Stewart by spiro_killglance · · Score: 2, Troll


      Show Sci-am would have done a biog of a male
      physictist but only if he was well known, and
      had a lot of papers to his name.

      I did a quick search of papers by Kalamara
      on the Los Almos archives:

      http://xxx.lanl.gov/find

      All years, and all subjects, guess what, nada,
      nothing, she hasn't even got a preprint to
      her name yet. So i have to say, no this article
      would not have been written if she was a man.
      Positive descrimation, may be, but i'm not interested in chating about that. I really wanted
      to read the papers, because once a theories been
      through the hacks at Sci-am or New Scientist it
      becomes inconpressible both to the layman and to
      other scientists working on the same subject.

    17. Re:Not Martha Stewart by spiro_killglance · · Score: 2

      I take it back, she does have preprints, she just
      did'nt use the Kalamara part of her name in the
      Author field.

    18. Re:Not Martha Stewart by zoiks01 · · Score: 1

      Assuming that men don't cook (or specifically bake) may also be considered sexist :) I am related to a physicist who is an avid baking enthusiast. Hope that gives you a litle more perspective...

    19. Re:Not Martha Stewart by sbwoodside · · Score: 1

      "I don't think the oven stuff at the end would have made it into the article if this work was being done by a man."

      I don't get it. Are you saying that men can't cook? That women can't be smart physicists and cook? That women can't be attractive and smart physicists?

      What's sexist about featuring an attractive, cooking-metaphor-using woman who manages despite those barriers to also be a smart physicist?

      simon

  12. Cool, but... by inode_buddha · · Score: 2

    this sort of thinking has its uses and indeed is in use everyday. However, won't a lot of it be pre-empted when cold fusion comes out from underground? After all, Mitsubishi heavy industries, among others, is doing cold fusion right now, thanks to the politicization of research in the US.

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    1. Re:Cool, but... by Bahumat · · Score: 1

      Got a link for this claim?

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    2. Re:Cool, but... by inode_buddha · · Score: 2

      looking for a link about cold fusion? As a matter of fact, yes, I have at least two. One will require a (paper based only) subscription. Here is the link to relevant info. FWIW, the paper-based subscription will require a link to the magazine, which was founded by Arthur C. Clarke. You might also Google for things related to "Blacklight Power" and "Tesla", since we're still trying to explain a few physics-related things which simply don't fit into the current socio-political scene

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    3. Re:Cool, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're stupid. I want you to know that.

    4. Re:Cool, but... by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

      I know Mills is very persuasive but he is also wrong... at best. At worst he is a frightfully good con-man. I studied his work in the context of assisting a PhD candidate on his thesis with the support of many professors.

      The professors (even the young ones looking to make a name for themselves) pointed out mistakes and inconsistancies that even I could then recognize as a first year undergrad.

      If Blacklight Power's method turns out to work it won't be from anything Mills has puzzled out of physics. It will be pure luck that his "forumlas" sent him into a profitable line of experimentation.

      PS this research was done at MIT.

  13. Don't know about her theory but... by jki · · Score: 3, Insightful
    But based on her attitude, she might actually succeed in it.

    "Having fun is essential, because otherwise you get stressed out. You think, I have to show the universe is made out of atoms, and aaaaahhh, you flip out! So you want to keep loose."

    ...howevery, I feel like I need to upgrade my bird-brains every time when I read sentences like this:

    One experiment could be to track gamma-ray photons from billions of light-years away. If spacetime is in fact discrete, then individual photons should travel at slightly different speeds, depending on their wavelength

    1. Re:Don't know about her theory but... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      "If spacetime is in fact discrete, then individual photons should travel at slightly different speeds, depending on their wavelength"

      Through a vacuum or would these differences be noticable through mediums (read "air") as well? And, if so, would there be any interesting side-effects for the nature of Cherenkov radiation?

    2. Re:Don't know about her theory but... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

      Off the top of my head I'd say the distance photons travell through air is way too short to see any effect...you'd need huge distances to find any effect, and those kinds of distances only occur through the interstallar medium...where there's dramaticcally little 'air' to be found.

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    3. Re:Don't know about her theory but... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      "Off the top of my head I'd say the distance photons travell through air is way too short to see any effect"

      That's why you use a Michaelson-Morley interferomter. If there is a difference in speeds, you should be able to see it in the wave patterns. How do you think we measured the speed of light to begin with?

      "where there's dramaticcally little 'air' to be found." ... which is no fun at all since I'm asking about what happens to particles when they move faster than the speed of light through that medium. Kinda hard to move faster than light through a vacuum.

  14. Try... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    spelling "physicist" three times right

  15. but they're just theories by newsdee · · Score: 1

    As with any other theory, we can discover that some constants are only so under certain conditions - that still makes the theory valid, but allows a whole new sets of possibilities.

    1. Re:but they're just theories by packeteer · · Score: 2

      Well thats the trick to solve problems like this. I wanted to put in layman's terms why this is a problem. I don't understand why this is such a big deal. I understand its cool and exiting but people have come up with theories to solve this problem all the time for years. Its another cool one with all sorts of other cool things it could mean but even if its proven on paper you still gotta test it.

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  16. Re:Racism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last thing this world needs is another person nitpicking about others infringing on his rights. Please, let it go, and I'll do the same.

  17. Fotini Markopoulou Kalamara by i_luv_linux · · Score: 0
    Fotini Markopoulou Kalamara

    Fotini Markopoulou Kalamara

    Fotini Markopoulou Kalamara

    I did it. I did it!!!! That's probably harder than relating relativity with quantum theory.

  18. Cooking? by imevil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the article:

    She talks about physics like it's cooking. (at the beginning), and In the meantime, she's hard at work, and waiting for the oven bell. (at the end).

    Why are women always associated with cooking? Maybe she does cook well but that's not the point of the article... so why open and close it with that?

    1. Re:Cooking? by Ripplet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well she does talk about it like she's cooking:

      ' she says, "to take this ingredient and another one there and stick something together."'

      The author simply extended her own analogy. What's wrong with that?

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    2. Re:Cooking? by jdkincad · · Score: 1

      She makes a cooking related analogy herself at the begining. And closing with the cooking theme was propably the authers choice, doneto tiethe opening and closing together.

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    3. Re:Cooking? by mulhall · · Score: 1

      Err...Is it because they do a lot of cooking?

      Kind of like men and football....?

      (In case it's not clear enough, I don't watch football)

    4. Re:Cooking? by Jugalator · · Score: 2

      Well, I dunno. Perhaps you should ask the woman who wrote the article.

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    5. Re:Cooking? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why are women always associated with cooking? Maybe she does cook well but that's not the point of the article... so why open and close it with that?

      It looks like the cooking analogies CAME FROM THE SCIENTIST HERSELF. Perhaps you should try to convince her to act less stereotypically feminine -- because you say so.

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    6. Re:Cooking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are women always associated with cooking?

      Uuuh, I don't know. Maybe because they're usually much better cooks than men? It's only natural that it is statistically so. She even uses the analogy herself.

      I for one love fresh perspectives on life, including physics. I can't for the life of me figure out why cooking must be so bad it shouldn't be mentioned with women? Political correctness like that should really sicken us all.

      With QP, logical thinking is insufficient to really understand the universe. The greatest breakthroughs in physics ahead are going to be influenced by both feminine and maskuline thinking. Any gender can have a good balance of the two, although that is rare in our unbalanced society where everybody must have a girlfriend/boyfriend. So an opinion from a knowledgeable and enthusiastic woman should be very much appreciated.

      She isn't saying anything new though. If you look it up in the ancient Indian Vedas, the structure of the universe and even the age-cycles are described in big details.

    7. Re:Cooking? by sachinnair · · Score: 1

      Well lets see, Mom's food? mom's cookie's, Mom is the best cook in the world! Ahem! yea you associate them wioth cooking!

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    8. Re:Cooking? by thesadmac · · Score: 0

      So you're saying you're a girl then? ;)

    9. Re:Cooking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why are women always associated with cooking?

      They aren't necessarily. Ugly women are associated with cooking.

    10. Re:Cooking? by sean23007 · · Score: 2

      The author said she talks about physics like it's cooking, and then elaborated with a quote, in which the young physicist talks about different parts of physics as ingredients. The young lady in question used her own words, and the author of this article made a connection to cooking (which was pretty obvious and gives the author an easy way to tie the article's beginning to its end).

      Don't be so quick to judge someone as sexist against women, especially when she is a woman herself. Other posters are right: if the article had been about a man, the cooking analogies might not have been there. On the other hand, a man might not have used "ingredients" to describe science. On a similar note, 90% of women probably wouldn't have done that either. Maybe it's just that one woman! Not women as a whole, what? How?

      Why are we even talking about this, who cares? What she has to say is so much more important than cooking.

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      Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
  19. Ga DAWG... by xagon7 · · Score: 1

    What a babe. And an excellent conversationalist as well (well that is 1/2 of the babe-age) ;)

  20. Re:Racism? by foniksonik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Definitely hypersensitive.

    Not every attempt at humor is a slur. And shame on the moderator for marking this comment at all.

    Insightful my ass. The poster obviously thought this was important or wouldn't have posted it. Why would they do such a thing AND make a 'racist' comment about the person they are evangelizing?

    Get a grip and then go get a life.

    Anyways, back to real commentary.....

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    A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
  21. Physisist? by varjag · · Score: 5, Funny

    Physisist Fotini Markopoulou Kalamara (try saying that 3 times fast)...

    Try saying "physicist" once, and slowly.

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    1. Re:Physisist? by tongue · · Score: 2

      is her middle name really "marco polo"?

    2. Re:Physisist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot - news for nerds, a place where sepelling and grammer doesn't matter.

  22. Thought provoking quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article -

    "According to the standard interpretation of quantum mechanics, things remain in a limbo of probability until an observer perceives them. But no lonely observer can find himself beyond the bounds of the universe staring back. How, then, can the universe exist? "That's a whole sticky thing," Markopoulou Kalamara says. "Who looks at the universe?" For her, the answer is: we do."

    So, where was the universe when there was no life to observe it? Was sentience created with the big bang? Could a statement like this, if expounded and supported mathematically, give empirical evidence of the existence of an intelligence behind existence?

    (Not trolling or trying to start a religion vs. science flame war, just a few of the questions that popped into my head when I read this).

    1. Re:Thought provoking quote by andr0meda · · Score: 1



      Actually I have been thinking about this myself in a similar fashion in one of my early /. entries.. Just think about it. If the molecular parameters would be slightly different, our life as we know it would not be possible. I'm not saying that there can't be other universes with other types of life, I'm just saying that our universe exists because we exist.. which is kinda strange..

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    2. Re:Thought provoking quote by Zoolander · · Score: 1

      Maybe someone is watching this universe from the 'outside', so to speak? But what are the laws of the universe in which that observer lives? They have to be different from ours, or they wouldn't exist either. Or maybe sentience, in one form or another, comes with existing? So the universe observes itself? Or am I talking out of my ass? All those questions...

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      Meep.
    3. Re:Thought provoking quote by ghostie · · Score: 1
      Your referenced journal entry makes the improbable assumuption that we are the only intelligent creatures in the universe (or at least that we are on the only planet in the universe with intelligent life on it).

      In the observer theory wouldn't it make more sense that the universe we see is a mutually shared hallucination between all intelligent beings in it?

      If this is the case than perhaps the theory could be confirmed by observing slight changes in the laws of physics as newly evolved intelligent entities cast their vote in the behaviour of the universe?

      This assumes that all entities have an equal vote in the rules. Perhaps our view of the universe is only local - and that other regions have completely different physical laws.

    4. Re:Thought provoking quote by Orne · · Score: 2

      In my opinion, the "observer" does not have to be sentient. To me, an observer is an outside object, animate or inanimate, that is affected by the outcome of an event between other objects.

      What was Heisenberg's theory? You can know position or you can know velocity, but you cannot determine both at the same time without some uncertainty. So, either your system is affected by the velocity of a wave (with light, velocity & energy dictates wavelength) or by the position (distance & mass dictates gravity).

      In my opinion, this must work for gravity, because objects are interlinked over large distances, and therefore positions & mass must relate to the observer in some way, because the observing object is always drawn towards the mass. I can't think of any known formulas where velocity of an object creates a gravity well, only mass. On the flip side, because of the light refraction experiments we know that photon positions can vary within the bounds of uncertainty. But, there are many people far smarter than I who like to think about these things, so I'll leave it to them to resolve the details :)

    5. Re:Thought provoking quote by andr0meda · · Score: 1


      Untill now there is no reason to believe that our universe has different physical properties in space, but it might have in time (just think about the hypothetical big bang situation where laws of physiscs approach impossible values in the limit). However, you may be right! Space and time bend around mass, so discrepancies in time do exist, and maybe also amongst the laws of physiscs.

      I did indeed assume that we are the only intelligent creatures which is ofcourse wrong. As you said it comes eventually down to agreeing on the validity of our perception of reality, should we encounter other intelligent creatures. It is difficult to comprehend that entities which cannot exist in our reality (but have a probability to do so in theirs) cast votes to evolve our universe (or parts of it) into one that better suits their needs. Sounds like quantum theoretic stuff to me :)

      But it is interesting to think about it that way :)

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  23. What Sexism?? by teasea · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who's fallen in love?
    Honey, explain it once more as I gaze into your big, brown eyes.

    I want to have her baby. I'll take the hormones.

    1. Re:What Sexism?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that statement, brother. But I didn't type that and I disavow the fact that I looked at her picture for more than 30 seconds in case my wife reads this.

  24. Not to troll... by brsmith4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but when was the last time any of us has seen a woman, let alone a woman that looks like that in our physics departments? I don't know about the rest of your schools, but my University's Math and Physics departments are completely devoid of females both on the student and faculty level. I think something like this could finally tell that majority of women that feel that they just can't do stuff like that, that in fact, they can, and that they can do it well.

    Honestly, how many of you would not be totally stuned if a girl looking like that introduced herself to you (first big surprise :) and then stated that she works in the Physics field with QM and Relativity? I know I would be.

    1. Re:Not to troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      What are you trying to say? Beautiful women aren't intelligent, or intelligent women aren't beautiful? Does that not sound a little strange to you, hearing it from someone else?

      On a side note, the smartest woman I know is just about the prettiest woman I know.

    2. Re:Not to troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, i _would_ be completely stunned if my girlfriend introduced herself to me.

    3. Re:Not to troll... by foniksonik · · Score: 2

      Get out to the west coast, San Diego is nice this time of year, and you will see some of the hottest girls you've ever dreamt about, in lab coats....

      That said my girlfriend is a grad student at UCI but she's working on her teaching credentials, while working as a model for the car show circuit and pretending to be Barbie(TM) for Mattel at Toys 'R Us... she is a good Catholic girl though so I won't disparage her reputation with any more details.

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    4. Re:Not to troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good Catholic, isn't that kind of an oxymoron, if I remember history class correctly?`:-\

    5. Re:Not to troll... by Zoolander · · Score: 1

      She's the ultimate Slashdot girl! :-D

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    6. Re:Not to troll... by brsmith4 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, I'm stuck in FLA. I guess that is the cause of my plight. Bah.

    7. Re:Not to troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd have to demonstrate to her how relativity and my dick are related.

      Then I'd have to tell her about my wife...

    8. Re:Not to troll... by foniksonik · · Score: 2

      Sounds like you need to introduce yourself to the FLA sororities (which HAVE to sponsor at least one beautifully intelligent girl) and meet someone like my cousin, who is an extreme hottie, pursuing her phd in forensic science or the like....

      Don't assume that just because a girl wants a social life that she doesn't have other interests, like, rocket science... met a girl in my brother's company in the army who was extremely hot AND a bonefied ROCKET SCIENTIST. They are out there....

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    9. Re:Not to troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, but if you confine your sample to either of those 1 percents, the chances of the other being true are the same as for the other 99%. Meaning, take a random beautful woman, there's a one percent chance she's really intelligent, same as if she wasn't beautiful. And vice versa.

    10. Re:Not to troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bonefied? like petrified?

    11. Re:Not to troll... by mrbuttboy · · Score: 1

      Funny,I wasn't thinking stunned more like dropping to my knees and asking her to talk Quantum Gravity to me....

      In a (slightly) more serious vain, I don't think it is as much about girls knowing they can. I think most women know they COULD but why would they WANT to is the question. I believe it is more of an overall mental shift that needs to happen with how our culture defines what makes a woman.

      Until that time, this lovely lady will have to bear the weight of 100,000 /.ers at her beck and cal

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    12. Re:Not to troll... by maddskillz · · Score: 1

      we had some, but you reallly had to do DNA testing to tell they were actually girls.
      They didn't look anything like this

    13. Re:Not to troll... by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      but when was the last time any of us has seen a woman, let alone a woman that looks like that in our physics departments?

      Yes, there are far too many old men in physics. Some cute young men, I suppose, but that isn't where my interests lie. Nevertheless, the tide is turning. Females are starting to show up on physics faculties, and female students make up an increasing fraction of undergraduation classes (nowhere near 50%, but the situation is improving).

      This is only my humble opinion, but some of them really are hot.

      I'm at the University of Waterloo right now, so you know that I have at least one supporting example.

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    14. Re:Not to troll... by leibnitz27 · · Score: 1

      "....AND a bonefied ROCKET SCIENTIST...."

      Hur hur... now there's a double entendre...

    15. Re:Not to troll... by stud9920 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What about this one ? It may not be miss universe anymore, it may not be the easiest person to live/work with (I work in another department of the same university and we actively hate anyone from her department), but she is a very fine physics professor.

    16. Re:Not to troll... by mr_data_esq · · Score: 1

      There were about three women in the electrical engineering (undergrad) program when I was at Georgia Tech. There were about three hundred men.

      We didn't have a "no-women-allowed" policy. Far from it: they used to line up troops of high-school girls and march 'em through, promising them money, full-paid scholarships, you name it. Didn't work. Couldn't beg 'em in. The few that opted for engineering invariably went chemical or industrial. (Tech had to open a business school just to keep the Feds off their back.) And two of the women who were in the EE program weren't even planning to be engineers - they were planning to be lawyers. They're both probably a lot richer than me now.

      Everybody assumes that the only reason that engineering populations aren't half male and half female, like the population at large, is because of some evil sexist plot to keep women out. Try suggesting this to any EE undergrad some time. Observe his hearty laughter.

      I'd like to offer another explanation: perhaps most women (like most _people_, actually) simply don't want to be electrical engineers. If this is the case, it would be far more productive to _force_ them in.

      Of course, you'd wind up with a bunch of people who hate their jobs, but at least we'd have a diverse workplace, right?

    17. Re:Not to troll... by Anonymous+Bullard · · Score: 2

      "...may not be miss universe..."

      Any female physicist who helps humanity to unlock the secrets of the universe is well worthy of that title.

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    18. Re:Not to troll... by yoinkslap · · Score: 0

      id totally fall over, smitten with indescribable geek love..*sigh*..can such perfection exist?

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    19. Re:Not to troll... by Durindana · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's startlingly sexist. But the thought is nice.

      Seriously - the problem of women's equality in hard (as opposed to social) and theoretical sciences isn't an issue of some female conviction that "math hurts." The problem is expectational and educational inequality. Which leads to attitudes like that of the parent poster.

    20. Re:Not to troll... by brsmith4 · · Score: 2

      Um, obviously my post was a little over your head (sorry for the delay, i was home for TG). Anyway, to make a long story short: I said none of what you stated. There are beautiful, intelligent women, however, many of them are intimidated and afraid of male-dominated fields such as Mathematics and Physics. Please note that this does not in any way make any reference to their beauty or their intelligence. What my point is, is that stories like this may encourage more beautiful, intelligent women to enter the field of physics simply because someone else has. Get it? Good.

  25. nostalgia by newsdee · · Score: 1

    Slightly OT: these kinds of news makes you wish Cosmos and Dr. Sagan were still around and explain about them with Vangelis' music in the background.

    Maybe if this theory doesn't work out we can ask her to host a show? (or else we post a story linking to their website ^^).

  26. And the secret is - by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > has found a way to blend relativity with quantum theory

    Shaken, not stirred!

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  27. Metaphysical physics.... by foniksonik · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "It's a beautiful thought: we each have our own universe. But there's a lot of overlap. "We mostly see the same thing," Markopoulou Kalamara explains, and that is why we see a smooth universe despite a quantized spacetime."

    Personally I like this version of unified relativity but I'm very certain that there will be many nay-sayers concerning her metaphysical POV of light cones and spin networks as personal and individual interpretations of the universe... though it is really nice to hear a published physicist speak about overlapping collective conciousness and the impact on perceived physics of the universe.

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    1. Re:Metaphysical physics.... by grmoc · · Score: 2

      Frankly, it seems to me that once you throw in quantum physics you get the "metaphysical POV" or "individual interpretations of the universe" one way or another. The idea that observation affects (note affects, not -effects-) reality is a fundamentally philosophical point, regardless of its verity, which is one of the things that makes quantum physics so fascinating.

      I'd like to point out that I am -not- disagreeing with the previous post.

    2. Re:Metaphysical physics.... by foniksonik · · Score: 2

      Well not exactly... yes quantum physics inherently presents some of these issues but I'm referring more specifically to the 'observer' point of contention. Many will argue that form a non-specific and non intelligent/mechanical POV quantum physics implies multiple outcomes based on probability.

      What they don't argue is that the 'observer' ie: an intelligent and 'human-concious' entity can have a dirct impact on the outcome by 'perceiving' the activity. Age old question: "if a tree falls but no one hears it, did it make a sound?" or Schroedinger's Cat, etc....

      So the question I propose from her statements is: "Do we as observers, with our overlapping light cones (event horizons?), create our universe from a multitude of potentials?"

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      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    3. Re:Metaphysical physics.... by foniksonik · · Score: 2

      After re-reading your comment it sounds like I'm just rephrasing it for myself.... cool.

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    4. Re:Metaphysical physics.... by Telex4 · · Score: 2

      What I found fascinating is the way that they describe the universe as not existing until an observer perceives it. That correlates very closely with the philosophies of the idealists, starting with George Berkely, an English bishop in the 18th century, who suggested that nothing exists outside of our minds, and that, to twist the slightly dull old example, a forest won't exist until we see it, and then it merely exists in our mind, with the idea being implanted there by God.

      It's almost as though this theory being developed could in some way prove modern idealists correct!

  28. Quantum observers by sunnytzu · · Score: 4, Informative

    I may still be a plain old physics student, but even I know that using the standard interpretation of quantum mechanics, as she appears to, to create an entire cosmology, is very problematic. The standard interpretation is beset by massive difficulties in the form of the measurement problem, and most other intepretations are far more successful in dealing with this. The Everett interpretation (sometimes referred to as the 'Many-Worlds' interpretation, although this ascription is inaccurate in several ways) is the one most commonly used by quantum cosmologists, and with good reason, as it does actually allow for a quantum state vector to be applied to the universe. The standard intepretation, however, does not allow for such an assignation, it is nonsensical to talk about it in the standard interpretation, a point which seems lost on the writer and perhaps even the obviously very intelligent physicist. Maybe they both should have attended philosophy of physics 101.

    1. Re:Quantum observers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The measurement problem was solved by Spinoza hundreds of years ago. God is observing the universe. Funny how science gets around to proving what religion has known for hundreds of years.

    2. Re:Quantum observers by sunnytzu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Although you may feel that the measurement problem is solved by God observing the universe, that gives difficulties for the EPR paradox. If God is observing the universe, then every conceivable quantum quantity has a definite value, surely? But this is impossible, as there are numerous quantities that are not co-measurable. You could then argue that God is outside the rules of quantum mechanics, and hence can perceive what He damn well likes, but then you can't use Him within a quantum theory as an observer, as He is not observing in an acceptable manner to quantum mechanics.

    3. Re:Quantum observers by jnana · · Score: 1

      The flaw in your reasoning is that you're using human logic, instead of the Transcendental Logic (tm) of God.

    4. Re:Quantum observers by sunnytzu · · Score: 1

      Marvellous, I'll just reason using God's logic shall I? Oh wait, I can't. And as what we're talking about here is a physical theory, which you'll note was created by humans, and is essentially a human construct, it will also follow human logic, so it looks like if there's a flaw in my argument, it stems from a flaw in physics, which stems from a flaw in humanity. Therefore all reasoning is wrong, yours, mine, everybody's. So we shouldn't listen to a single word anyone else says, because they're always wrong. Woohoo! The skeptics win again.

    5. Re:Quantum observers by pclinger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I may still be a plain old physics student"

      Enough said. Ms. Kalamara here has a Ph.D in Quantum Gravity. I think she knows more on the subject more than a plan old physics student.

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    6. Re:Quantum observers by sunnytzu · · Score: 1

      Be that as it may, she still has an enormously incoherent quantum cosmology. And maybe I was being a little harsh on myself, I'm actually a physics and philosophy student, so I study the philosophy of quantum mechanics in some depth.

    7. Re:Quantum observers by mjh · · Score: 1
      And as what we're talking about here is a physical theory, which you'll note was created by humans, and is essentially a human construct, it will also follow human logic

      How do you know that it's a human construct? I frequently direct my children in such a way that they think that they came up with the idea to clean their room, I even give them the credit for coming up with the idea, but it was clearly directed by me. Usually it goes something like this:

      me: wow, this is sure a messy room!
      5yo son: hrmph.
      me: what do you think you'd like to do about that?
      son: I dunno
      me: want to hear some ideas?
      son: sure.
      me: well you could leave it like this and if it bothers me too much, I'll pick it up. Whatever I pick up becomes mine, and I'll do with it what I want. What do you think of that idea?
      son: Uhmmm I don't like that idea, you'll take all my toys.
      me: ok, well, maybe we could do it together. You pick up the stuff that you want to keep, and I'll pick up the rest and keep it. How about that?
      son: but I want to keep all of my toys.
      me: well, what do you think you ought to do then?
      son: hey! I'll pick up my room by myself so I can keep my toys.
      me: ok. At what time do you want me to come up here and start picking up what you haven't finished? You think you can finish in 30 minutes or 45?
      son: probably 45.
      me: ok

      How do you know that understanding of physical theory isn't a revelation by God? Can you be sure that everything we know isn't actually just revelation?
      </devilsadvocate>

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    8. Re:Quantum observers by smaughster · · Score: 2

      The problem with simplified articles as this one is that metaphores are used to explain theoretical physics to a broad audience. The interpretation here isn't new, it originated from Penrose' 1/2 spin networks. The abstracts by Fotini are related to the spin networks but are more about the properties of these networks then new claims about how we should interpret the universe. If you have fundamental problems with Penrose' view on his 1/2 spin networks, then I'd be happy to hear about them, but your argumentation until now does not yet support a remark regarding philosophy of physics 101.

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    9. Re:Quantum observers by BoBaBrain · · Score: 2

      I agree the scientific comunity sould never just accept a thoery because the person presenting it is Really Smart (TM). However,in this case perhaps it would be more constructive to try and understand exactly her reasoning behind this theory.

      Believing that she, and her team, have missed out a glaring point that even a physics student feels is obvious is boardering on arogance.

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    10. Re:Quantum observers by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      Be that as it may, she still has an enormously incoherent quantum cosmology.

      Short of actually reading any of her papers (I don't have time this morning, and I probably wouldn't understand them even if I did) I don't know that you should make a statement like that. Just because some hack at SciAm has tried to put a complicated theory into terms suitable for a lay audience--and possibly introduced errors of fact or omission in the process--I don't think it's fair to condemn her work.

      Come back and talk to me after you've read some of Kalamara's published, peer-reviewed papers. If you have trouble with the difficult bits, most physicists are glad to talk about their work--perhaps you can email her.

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    11. Re:Quantum observers by sunnytzu · · Score: 1

      I'd be glad to check that out, if your link worked. Please fix it, and I'll get back to you.

    12. Re:Quantum observers by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      "Cabbage crates over the briney"
      "Sorry old boy, dont understand your banter"

      Whoops right over my head, I have some studying to do to catch up.

      You appear to know what you are talking about though, so I have a question that you might be able to help me with.

      Talking about the measurement problem - stuff only resolves its state if you look at it. Solutions : multiple instances of branching universes etc etc.

      What bugs me though is that the standard model used to talk about this question is only half complete.

      You say I observe and the photon tells me where the thing was but not when, or it tells me when the thing was but not where. Something like this anyway, momentum and energy blah blah. So the wavefunction collapses in the act of observation and we get half the story, curtesy of the uncertainty principal.

      What I want to know though is the energy involved in me looking at the printout or not looking at the printout that describes the photon we got out of the experiment. Is there another part of the equation we can ascribe to my understanding of the result?

      What is the implication of my consciousness understanding a signal, is there an energy associated with meaning? This has been bugging me for decades, ever since I learned that it took a certain ammount of energy to code a message but no one seemed to be able to tell me how much energy it took to code meaning.

      If meaning had an associated energy - however difficult it was to codify. It seems to me that you should be able to fit the observer and the observation together without wondering where all the other universes went.

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    13. Re:Quantum observers by jnana · · Score: 1

      I apologize for not including a smiley. Perhaps then you would have recognized the joke, but I thought the (tm) gave it away.

    14. Re:Quantum observers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're talking out of your ass. Just be quiet, and don't make yourself look dumb.

      Down with Saudi Arabia!!!

    15. Re:Quantum observers by leodegan · · Score: 1

      The Everett interpretation is the one most commonly used by quantum cosmologists
      This is partly because academia is dominated by logical positivists and the Everett interpretation is more agreeable with the positivist worldview. The many-worlds interpretation does a good job eliminating any sort of cosmic mysticism. There is tremendous pressure in the academic community to not be swayed by religion or idealism, as it might be considered an embarrassment to the program. One might argue that this is purely because postulations that cannot be empirically verified are often considered unscientific. Ironically, however, there is no theoretical way of verifying any parallel Universes exist. I believe the dominance of positivism is also due to philosophical peer pressure and an overwhelming pride in human reasoning.
      and with good reason, as it does actually allow for a quantum state vector to be applied to the universe
      Has it ever been shown that it is necessary for the Universe to allow quantum state vectors? Stating that one interpretation is more valid than another because it jives with how you think the Universe ought to be is not going to be a convincing argument to someone who feels a different interpretation jives with how they think the Universe ought to be.
    16. Re:Quantum observers by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      If I am wrong then it would be in the spirit of slashdot to explain why I am wrong. Please enlighten me.

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    17. Re:Quantum observers by sunnytzu · · Score: 1

      If we wish to consider quantum mechanics as a complete theory of how the world is, then yes, we need to allow the universe to be represented by a quantum state vector. I'm not saying that this is necessarily true, but it would appear that in the case being discussed then quantum mechanics is being taken seriously as a theory for the universe. I find it strange that you ascribe the Everett intepretation to a positivist dogma, when it was a reaction to the Copenhagen interpretation, which was very much of the anti-realist flavoured positivism of the time. I also think that you'll find that positivism is very much less en vogue currently, and that the most commonly persued philosophies of science are realism (not simple realism, sophisticated versions thereof) and some form of instrumentalism (see Van Frassen at Princeton).

    18. Re:Quantum observers by leodegan · · Score: 1

      Although I am encouraged that someone with your background perceives that realism is popular among scientists today, I find it hard to believe that most realists would support a complete theory of physics... at least one that could be articulated completely using language. Both Godel and Wittgenstein have presented robust arguments as to why an absolute model for the Universe can never be completely formalized. How does a realist side-step these arguments? It was my impression that most realists support a platonic view of reality, which seems to disagree with many-worlds.

      The logical positivist and the instrumentalist, however, are obligated to believe in a purely materialist interpretation. Despite its origins, the Copenhagen interpretation has somehow evolved into a "mind-over-matter" sort of interpretation, where physical reality does not exist until it is observed (eigen states). The logical positivist insistence on rejecting any form of knowledge outside of knowledge obtained through sensory perception would need to support a theory in which physics proceeds consciousness. The Everett interpretation offers this precedence.

  29. How about sexism, instead? by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Forgive me, oh vengeful modders-down, but...

    Every up-and-coming physicist and his brother has a "theory" of quantum gravity.

    Note I said "his". What ratio of physisists do you suppose have two "X" chromosomes?

    So why did *this* theory make it to the increasingly (and disconcertingly politically correct) Sci-Am?

    You already have the answer, from what I wrote above.

    To put it bluntly, this wouldn't have gotten a second look from someone's dissertation advisor if "she" had 'nads.


    Note that I do NOT mean this to say a female can't do physics - I only mean to say it only got published in such a high profile magazine because of her gender, not on its own merits. Sad, really. I used to like, Sci-Am, once upon a time. Long ago, I even switched from the somewhat flakier "Discover". Looks like I'll need to go to just plain vanilla "Science", along with its HUGE pricetag, if I want to continue getting reasonably unbiased and non PC-censored news from the world of science.

    1. Re:How about sexism, instead? by trveler · · Score: 2, Funny

      gonads

      Gonad \Gon"ad\, n.; pl. Gonads. [Gr. ? that which generates.] (Anat.) One of the masses of generative tissue primitively alike in both sexes, but giving rise to either an ovary or a testis; a generative gland; a germ gland. --Wiedersheim.

      Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.


      I believe she has 'nads.

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    2. Re:How about sexism, instead? by Trogre · · Score: 2

      To put it bluntly, this wouldn't have gotten a second look from someone's dissertation advisor if "she" had 'nads.

      Just to nitpick, it's highly likely that she *does* have 'nads.
      (Gonads, strictly speaking, describes both the ovaries and testes)

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  30. Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by trveler · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's one thing I don't get. Here's the relevant snippet:

    But a spin network represents the entire universe, and that creates a big problem. According to the standard interpretation of quantum mechanics, things remain in a limbo of probability until an observer perceives them. But no lonely observer can find himself beyond the bounds of the universe staring back. How, then, can the universe exist? "That's a whole sticky thing," Markopoulou Kalamara says. "Who looks at the universe?" For her, the answer is: we do. The universe contains its own observers on the inside, represented as nodes in the network. Her idea is that to paint the big picture, you don't need one painter; many will do. Specifically, she realized that the same light cones she had used to bring causal structure into quantum spacetime could concretely define each observer's perspective.

    Because the speed of light is finite, you can see only a limited slice of the universe. Your position in spacetime is unique, so your slice is slightly different from everyone else's. Although there is no external observer who has access to all the information out there, we can still construct a meaningful portrait of the universe based on the partial information we each receive. It's a beautiful thought: we each have our own universe. But there's a lot of overlap. "We mostly see the same thing," Markopoulou Kalamara explains, and that is why we see a smooth universe despite a quantized spacetime.


    So my boggle is this: Until the first "observer" evolved, nothing observed the universe, so it existed in all quantum states simultaneously. If so, how did that first observer ever evolve? Or is she posutlating that the universe's existence is its own observation?

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    1. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by foniksonik · · Score: 2

      Hence my comment on Metaphysical Physics....

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    2. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cannot help but feel that she said that God exists, and created the universe by looking at it...

    3. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If no one heard the tree fall in the forest, did the tree really fall?

    4. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by MrChris2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but since we 'probably' exist, then we can surely probably see the universe. With everything existing in a multitude of states there is surely a state in which we become able to percieve the universe, hence kicking off the whole structure.

      There may well be other quantum states where the universe as a physical entity doesn't exist.

      That's my take anyway. IANAP

      MrChris

    5. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by sunnytzu · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Such a mentalistic approach to quantum mechanics is a fairly odd approach to take. For starters, it seems to be much more anthropocentric than we would usually like physics to be, indeed when Wigner first suggested a mentalistic theory of wave function collapse in the 1950s, people thought he had gone mad. The other problem is identifying exactly what kind of mind counts as an observer; does a rabbit observe? Maybe we want something more intelligent than that? How about a chimpanzee? If we start at this point, then we simply ask ourselves, how about if we made the chimpanzee a tiny bit less intelligent, an infinitessimally small amount less. Do we still want to allow him to be an observer? Of course we do. Now, let's repeat the process a near infinite number of times. What do we have? Something much less intelligent being an observer that we didn't initially want to be one. The same argument applies if we start from a human also. We have to define some threshold of intelligence, therefore. But this is hideously arbitrary and not the kind of pattern that we want to see in nature or in our scientific theories. The term observer is difficult to define, and does not, therefore, lend itself to inclusion in a well defined theory of physics. See my post on quantum observers for further complaints.

    6. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

      "so it existed in all quantum states simultaneously"

      I'd say that the current universe then evolved out of that quantum state in which an observer evolved out of a quantum state! Any other universe would be irrelevent, as this is the one we're in :)

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    7. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2

      What are you trying to say here, that God does not play dice with the universe?
      </lame joke>

      By the way, your chimpanzee argument is brilliant.

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    8. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by DeadVulcan · · Score: 2

      Until the first "observer" evolved, nothing observed the universe...

      Just because it's in the distant past doesn't mean nobody is observing it. We are still the ones indirectly observing the effects of the events of the distant past.

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    9. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by DeadVulcan · · Score: 2

      Just because it's in the distant past doesn't mean nobody is observing it. We are still the ones indirectly observing the effects of the events of the distant past.

      Whoops. I missed your core question (too early in the morning), and it's a good one ("how did the first observer emerge?").

      Well, I don't see any reason why one of those unobserved quantum states couldn't include an observer, by happenstance (or by God). So maybe the first quantum state that includes an observer is the one that it will automatically "settle" on.

      But IANA physicist.

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    10. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by vofka · · Score: 1

      OK, IANAQP, but As I Understand It, 'observation' does not need to be a conscious act by an intelligent (or otherwise) biological being

      For example, the observation of the spin state of an electron could be done by you using complex equipment - or it could be done by another electron colliding with the first. In order for the effects of the collision to manifest themselves in the physical universe, each electron would have to 'observe' the other, and then 'act' accordingly...

      Just my £0.02!

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    11. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by cyberon22 · · Score: 2

      It would be very ironic if deconstructivism started entering the "natural sciences" at the very moment it was being rejected en masse by the social sciences and humanities for being "unscientific".

    12. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by Fuzion · · Score: 1

      A while ago I read about a theory (not sure what it's called), but it basically says that anytime there's on observer he or she becomes part of the quantum uncertainty, so to him or her the system has collapsed but to the outside world it's still an uncertainty

      For example, in the schrodinger paradox, if you were to look inside the box, the wave function would've collapsed for you. But the outside world, both you AND the cat are in a state of quantum uncerainty.

      So in a sense we could say that everything we observe is evolved to us, but outside the universe it's still in a state of uncertainty.

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    13. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by sunnytzu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is essentially the Everett interpretation, where everything is a relative state, within the overall state vector of the universe, there are relative states which roughly define different macrorealms, which we take to be the universe, but no collapse has occurred and the world where the cat is not dead (assuming it died in our macrorealm) is just as real.

    14. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by The+J+Kid · · Score: 2

      [..] the universe's existence is its own observation?

      YES ! Think along the lines of:
      Do I exist?
      I think, thus I exist!

      But, no you're not silly, it's just that this was thought out by a greek some 6000 years ago....and now again by me...:P

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    15. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's kind of the idea I had.

      <hugebonghit>
      What if the universe I started observing at the moment I became conscious was my own? What if there are no other "universes" with the same things (earth, people, the solar system) that I have in my universe? Perhaps new information came to me and collapsed into my reality as time went on. There is no way to tell if everyone else or everything is real or not.

      Maybe if I play my cards just right, I can coax sets of events with low probabilities to happen in my favor.
      </hugebonghit>

    16. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Or is she posutlating that the universe's existence is its own observation?"

      I attended a seminar by John Archibald Wheeler in 1983, where this was the theme of his talk. He represented this by a large U on the blackboard, with an eye placed over the top left side looking toward the top right side. It was quite a memorable talk.

    17. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by spiro_killglance · · Score: 2

      Dude, Rene Descartes was french.

    18. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by pizpot · · Score: 1

      Point one: If light travels at slightly different speeds depending on its frequency, then maybe that is why we think the universe is expanding and see a red-shift. Point two: This whole observer issue and quantum info travelling faster than light when there is an observation clearly means the theories are wrong. Time to move on.

    19. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by The+J+Kid · · Score: 1

      Eh? wasn't that statement (I think therefore I am) thought ujp by the greeks....?

      Anyway....it's about the pricipal....
      That the universe exist because it (we) knows exist.

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    20. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by jeffasselin · · Score: 1
      So my boggle is this: Until the first "observer" evolved, nothing observed the universe, so it existed in all quantum states simultaneously. If so, how did that first observer ever evolve? Or is she posutlating that the universe's existence is its own observation?

      Exactly the idea.

      Another point is that an observer, because of the same limit on light speed within the spatio-temporal universe, doesn't just observe his own time-frame, but sees backwards in time. We can observe stars that have been dead since before humanity arose on this planet. We can, through our gamma ray detectors, "see" the first few seconds after the creation of the universe.

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    21. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by GrimSean · · Score: 1
      Greg Egan wrote a book called Quarantine that this discussion reminded me of. Basically, everything else in the universe evolved needing unobserved quantum states, then Earth came along and started looking at everything. I found it rather interesting.

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    22. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by Luyseyal · · Score: 2

      Nah, it was definitely Rene Descartes in the 15th century. Cogito ergo sum. He wrote the original in Latin and translated it into his native French. Descartes was looking for a justification for the reliability of the New Science. It was important that the New Science be justified so that its discoveries could be considered universal truth, not just whimsy, educated guesses, or subject to devilish deception. Although the problem set (i.e., human fallibility) occurred to the Greeks, they didn't get much further than Aristotle's devising of syllogism and logic in the 4th century BCE.

      People have always had doubts about their perceptual and evaluative abilities, but as far as we know, Descartes was the first to present that particular solution.

      -l

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    23. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by coastwalker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You say that 'observer' is difficult to define because the spectrum of observers is not computable. This is only a problem because we think that we are some special kind of observer and have more significance than the rabbit.

      This is an assumption on your part and I suspect that if there is indeed a qualitative difference in the status of an observer in defining the quantum mechanical state of the universe - A difference between a chlorophyll molecule absorbing a photon and my mind seeing the photon pass through a spectrometer and reveal its wavelength - then I think we would be well on our way to using hard science to answer some metaphysical questions.

      However even apart from this interesting question, is it not the case that all observers - be they molecules, people or plants receive information about the universe and respond to it in a simple deterministic manner which is well explained by mechanics chemistry and physics? Thus a network of 'observers' are in fact merely the objects within the universe acting on the physical laws which are in operation - which come into operation because the 'observers' respond the way that they do? And the universe is the way it is because the 'observers' respond the way that they do.

      Does this also mean that something outside my light cone may well be subject to different physical laws?

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    24. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by sunnytzu · · Score: 1

      Hate to be a pedant, but Rene Descartes was in the 16th century. Apart from that, you're right that he was the first to formulate the argument in such a way, although it is also true that the idea was mooted in different forms since Ancient Greek times.

    25. Re:Uhm, maybe I'm being silly, but... by Luyseyal · · Score: 2

      Actually, it was 17th century b/c he was born in 1596... damn Columbus muddling my memory. Shoulda googled first.

      But yeah, I consider Descartes' solution unique. I can't think of any other philosopher who turned skepticism on its head like that, i.e., that you can't doubt that you're doubting. If you can, I'd like to hear it!

      -l

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  31. String Theory? by jsse · · Score: 1

    String theory has been the predominant contender....whereas strings are fine for describing matter, they do not explain the space in which they wiggle.

    Of course, that's why we have Super String Theory and now M-Theory

    String theory a predominant contender? Where have she been all these years?

    I wanted to compare her 'forked' String Theory but I yet to find more papers from her...hmm...

    1. Re:String Theory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://arxiv.org/find/gr-qc/1/au:+Markopoulou_F/0/ 1/0/all/0/1?skip=0&query_id=0d6c0beffa786bca

    2. Re:String Theory? by Entropos · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many people have noticed that this link is to a CUBAN Linux site?

      I've read some place I can't remember that they're putting a lot of effort into computing and science, specially in primary schools. Some cuban students recently won medals in the Chemistry Olympics.

      Maybe they'll invite Fotini Makropolou Kalamara someday. Being Greek and/or Canadian she certainly could travel there if she wanted, something which the US government doesn't permit to Americans.

  32. Light cones and the edge of the universe by dagg · · Score: 2
    From the article: "... gazing upward and knowing that there are countless stars we cannot see because not enough time has passed since the birth of the universe for their light to shine our way; they are beyond our light cone."

    This would seem to indicate that if we looked out far enough into space, we would see nothing. We've yet to find any boundary. When will we? When I was about 10 years old... I remember reading on the side of my McDonalds Happy Meal box that we'd see the "edge" of the universe within the decade. Why haven't we found it yet?

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    1. Re:Light cones and the edge of the universe by Arcaeris · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I remember reading on the side of my McDonalds Happy Meal box that we'd see the "edge" of the universe within the decade."

      That's the first article I've seen quoted from The McDonalds Happy Meal box. Odd, since it is truly the most reliable scientific resource of our time.

    2. Re:Light cones and the edge of the universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      I remember reading on the side of my McDonalds Happy Meal box that we'd see the "edge" of the universe within the decade. Why haven't we found it yet?
      We have. The COBE satellite looked at light remaining from the Big Bang. It was a perfect black-body spectrum at around 2.7 Kelvin. There were small irregularities in the temperature distribution; the first sign of the formation of galaxies. That was what we expected, so that was cool.
    3. Re:Light cones and the edge of the universe by foniksonik · · Score: 2

      I wanted to reply to that one with sarcastic wit but my light cone just wouldn't focus on it.... seriously :p love that last sentence... think I'll use that when referring to any of a multitude of 'sources'.

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    4. Re:Light cones and the edge of the universe by Monsieur_F · · Score: 1

      I would not say that 2.7 Kelvin is "cool".

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  33. Re:okay.. by trveler · · Score: 1

    That depends. Is she married?

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  34. right, testing is the real challenge by newsdee · · Score: 1

    The article says that being outside of the universe will make everything clear.

    Well, that's kind of obvious, considering than in the 3rd dimension we can see everything inside the 2nd dimension. So if we could go to a higher dimensional plane, we could finally see what our own dimensional structure is.

    But I wonder what kind of experiments we can do to test this theory while remaining inside of our measle three-dimensional mortal envelopes.

    Somebody bring me Schrodinger's cat, I have to try something. ^^

    1. Re:right, testing is the real challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You managed to come up with something as irritatingly verbose as "mortal envelopes," and yet you couldn't spell "measly" properly?

    2. Re:right, testing is the real challenge by kryonD · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The only bone I have to pick with you is that you don't seem to understand the concept of dimensions. In the 3rd dimension, there is no such thing as "THE 2nd dimension." The second dimension is an infinite array of 1st dimensions. The 3rd an infinite array of 2nd dimensions...etc. I took a course in cosmology 3 years ago and we covered the following:

      1st dimension: Length
      2nd dimension: Width
      3rd dimension: Depth
      4th dimension: Time

      Einstein's whole basis for relativity was that an even occurs at a location that is described in 4 dimensional coordinates. That event is then propogated at the speed of light throughout all four dimensions. Two different observers located at different points in space-time actually witness different versions of the event based on there RELATIVE location and velocity RELATIVE to the event.

      Just to make your heads hurt, understand that 1 second is now defined as the time it takes light to travel ~3.0x10^8 meters. Since the speed of light is defined as ~3.0x10^8 m/s, the units and values cancel out to read that the speed of light is simply 1...no units. This makes the math quite easy, but is a b!7ch to rationalize in your head when you try and apply it to a real world event.

      Also, the article did not say that being outside the universe would make everything clear. It said that with respect to quantum theory, the observer is genarally located outside of the space of the object that is being observed. As we presently do not know how to be located "outside" of the universe, we just have to accept that, not only can there be multiple observers, but they can also be observing from the inside of the very object they are observing. The quantum implications of this are in itself, enough to give anyone a really bad headache.

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    3. Re:right, testing is the real challenge by packeteer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Each dimension does not have to have the common names we give it but it helps to use those names. Using the same pattern you can give names to any of the other dimensions required by String Theory. You could use any type of measurement to explain it. You could explain it as a "hue" dimension. It does not have to be this but let me explain how this works.

      When you have a two dimension world you plot on the x and y axis'. When you add a third dimensions you can have infinite points using in space using the same x and y coordinates.

      When you add time to the third dimension it does nto change the thrid dimension at all. Two things can exist in the same place (a big no-no in physics) only if they do so in a different time.

      If you want to use soem type of "hue" explaination for the fifth dimension it would work like this. You have your regular 4 dimensional world we live in, then you add one more. Now each point in time is defined by x, y, z, time, and "hue". You can have infinite space inside the same old 4 dimensions. If you never changed the "hue" rating of your existance it would be like living on a two dimension sheet in a three dimensional world.

      Who knows if we really live in 4 dimensions? Im not saying we dont but there are some ways to explain why we would not have seen extra dimensions if we didn't live with em... but alas the turkey is almost done so i gotta go ;)

      happy thanksgiving

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    4. Re:right, testing is the real challenge by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > I took a course in cosmology 3 years ago and we covered the following:

      > 1st dimension: Length
      > 2nd dimension: Width
      > 3rd dimension: Depth
      > 4th dimension: Time

      I would argue that time is only half a dimension. It only goes one way.

    5. Re:right, testing is the real challenge by colonelteddy · · Score: 2, Informative

      > 4th dimension: Time

      I would argue that time is only half a dimension. It only goes one way.

      No, just we can only travel one way through it. (t least, at the moment)

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    6. Re:right, testing is the real challenge by Da+VinMan · · Score: 2

      Here's a thought for you: Time doesn't exist. It's an abstraction of change. For all practical purposes, it may as well exist because it helps us measure things. But aside from the fact that the relative positions of 3 dimensional objects change in those dimensions and that "time" is used to measure that rate of change, "time" per se as a physical phenomenon doesn't exist.

      Now, position within the 3 dimensions and change of that position exists, but that's really it. Obviously change does exist, we see it happen all the time. Time is merely comparing one type of 3D change (e.g. a moving car) to another 3D change which is more constant (e.g. the ticks of an atomic clock).

      Am I off my rocker here? Has anyone actually proved that time exists as a physical phenomenon? I can understand the usefulness of time within formulas, much as imaginary numbers are also useful. But like imaginary numbers, time has no natural physical presence.

      Therefore, for us to speak of moving through the "dimension of time" in any "direction" doesn't make sense. There can be no time travel if time itself doesn't exist in the physical world, right?

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    7. Re:right, testing is the real challenge by TheLink · · Score: 2

      Yah, that puzzles me too. Why should time be a dimension at all?

      Sure God could have made snapshot backups of all the possible universes but I still don't see why people talk about time as a dimension.

      Do most physicists use time that way, or only to lay people?

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    8. Re:right, testing is the real challenge by doug363 · · Score: 2
      The reason that time is regarded as a dimension like space is because you can "rotate" space-time (as a whole) in a sense. When an observer travels past you, their reference frames of space and time will effectively be rotated (transformed in a predictable way). And their idea of "time" will depend on what you think of as time, as well as what you think of as position, or space.

      Yes, time is different to the spatial dimensions; it's often converted into a distance-like quantity by multiplying by i and c (that's sqrt(-1) and speed of light). The other spatial dimensions aren't imaginary. The reason for the i is so that the metric for space-time in special relativity turns out to look like the Euclidean metric. In normal words, this means that you can write a "distance" in space-time (which is the same no matter how you "rotate" the axes, i.e. no matter what speed you travel at) as s^2=x^2 + y^2 + z^2 + (ict)^2. This is all special rel stuff, it gets much ickier when you look at general rel. The metrics (i.e. "distances") in space aren't Euclidean because of the curvature of space-time, and nothing seems to work out nicely.

    9. Re:right, testing is the real challenge by Da+VinMan · · Score: 2

      One can think about "rotating" space-time because one uses the fictional time dimension as if it were a physical reality. And yet, time has never been physically shown to be a physical reality. What would Einstein's work have been like if time were not part of the equations?

      Perhaps instead of thinking of objects that have a speed approaching the speed of light as having a slower time, we might think of them as having less total energy available for local phenomenon because so much energy is being used for overall movement? Just a thought. I'm not a physicist at all. I only know enough to get in way over my head. I just can't help but wonder how science and science fiction would have developed differently if time were not assumed to be physical.

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  35. Re:Hey, the guy even has his own homepage! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha! You almost got me there..

    Too bad for you that I have goatse.cx pointing to 127.0.0.1 in /etc/hosts :-)

    -$|{

  36. The papers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  37. Reader's Digest version by richie2000 · · Score: 2
    According to the standard interpretation of quantum mechanics, things remain in a limbo of probability until an observer perceives them. But no lonely observer can find himself beyond the bounds of the universe staring back. How, then, can the universe exist?

    So, either we're just probably reading Slashdot or there is a God. Pick one.

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    1. Re:Reader's Digest version by cyrek · · Score: 2

      Whenever someone gives an either-or analogy to a system, it's usually found later to be a combination of the "mutually-exclusive" options that is responsible for the behaviour of that system.

      In this case, we can't be probably reading Slashdot - we're part of the same universe Slashdot occupies and therefore we're part of the same wave function.

      You can't observe the result of a universal wave function collapse if you're part of it.

      Controversially, I could go on to speculate that this universe only exists because some extra-universal entity (God?) is watching it, but that's the old tree-in-a-forest-making-a-noise argument.

      This springs to mind: Lets agree to disagree. What's on TV?

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    2. Re:Reader's Digest version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a good reason why the news media should never do science articles. They always fucking interpret it incorrectly. First of all, QM doesn't apply outside the universe. There's nothing there. Not even 'nothing'. Even if there are other universes, there's nothing between them. Not even 'nothing'. And to believe that something only exists when a consciousness is around to notice it is romantic maybe, but anthropically arrogant. This is not the conclusion of the Schrodinger's cat situation. That says that because there is an equal probability that the cat is alive or dead (because of that decay-based death switch, remember?) that the cat is in a conceptual superposition of all possible states. I assure you that it IS either alive or dead in there (and not both), whether we look or not. We just can't deduce which one until we look. You'll find extremely few physicists who are willing to state the universe only exists because we're here to ask if it exists. Wheeler's participatory anthropic principle is obvious bullshit to most people.

    3. Re:Reader's Digest version by spiro_killglance · · Score: 2

      "That says that because there is an equal probability that the cat is alive or dead (because of that decay-based death switch, remember?) that the cat is in a conceptual superposition of all possible states"

      Nope thats a mixed state, a with classic uncertainity, in which the cat is definitely
      alive or dead, but you don't know which.

      A superposition is very different, in a superposition the cat is both alive and dead at
      the same time, with each posibility multiplied but
      a probablity amplitude. The do are very definite
      and there are measurable different (with atoms anyway).

      But the good news for those perplexed by the cat, is that physicists now have a solution to the
      paradox. Whenever a superposition releases information (in from of light, heat, particles etc) into the enivorment (i.e. anything else you are keeping track of), the superposition "decoheres", it
      transforms into a mixed state. This happens very
      quickly for big hot things like cats.

      The bad news is that decoherence with measurement, doesn't select
      a definite state for the cat, it only splits
      the cat and observer system, into an observer who
      sees a live cats and an observer who sees a dead cat. I.E. you've still got parallel universes, but now we know why you never end up in a universe
      where you see a cat thats both alive and dead at
      the same time.

    4. Re:Reader's Digest version by richie2000 · · Score: 2

      So if we don't bitch about the story dupes, they'll vanish? Neat. :-)

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  38. anyway we're too far from practical applications by newsdee · · Score: 1

    Even if this theory it true and explains a lot about the universe, it will be like the weather:

    We have all the formulas and we can predict how things work for a given set of variables. But in the real world we don't even have a way to store all the existing variables. :-(

    By the way, I'm surprised that nobody mentioned that the spatial network thingy was basically a beowulf cluster of quantum particles... :-)

  39. Markopoulou isn't the only person working on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Maybe the folks at Scientific American just needed to find one person that they could write a nice story about. You could check out John Baez's web page too, or Dan Christensen's page for example.

  40. Invalid criticism of string theory. by Cosmicfool · · Score: 0

    The questions posed of the validity of string theory are weak. I believe that sting theory is much more applicable than this theory. The main point of contention this article makes of string theory is that 26 dimensions must exist, and that that hasn't been verified. It needen't be verified, it necessarily exists in this model of the unvierse. blah

  41. Link to the publication... by frinsore · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://arxiv.org/abs/gr-qc/0203036 for those of you that have advanced degrees in physics... could the rest of us have a translation? Of course I could be off with the publication, but it is hers and it's the only one Perimeter Institute had for her, and the introduction implies gravity with quantum physics... just a disclaimer. I don't have that advanced physics degree yet.

    1. Re:Link to the publication... by Ektanoor · · Score: 2

      Wrong pal. The correct article is http://ru.arxiv.org/abs/gr-qc/0210086. However the article you refer is directly related to this one. But all that cooking journalistic dumbiness in SA is related to this more recent stuff.

      On the problem of observers. People don't get wrong with it. Note that the girl talks about two of the biggest problems of Physics - the relative observer that has to consider the restraints of his position and dynamics in the Universe, and the quantic observer that cannot make a deterministic prediction of all the physical conditions of one observation. Add these two things into one and try to guess what will happen to the observer.

      And note that they are about Quantic, nearly aka the atomic world. And that the talk goes about abstract observers, not real ones, located at that level. Thanks God we are in a bigger dimension that overlaps all the crazynesses of the underworld...

    2. Re:Link to the publication... by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

      Looks greek to me.....

      *ducks and runs*

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    3. Re:Link to the publication... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Actually, your link doesn't work - you have to remove the "ru" from the address to make it work...
      Just tried it - that works...

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  42. in related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    scientists from coca cola think they have found a way to blend coke with vanilla...

  43. hot grits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nuff said. I got her number. How do you like THEM apples?

    1. Re:hot grits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  44. Quantum physics alone does by newsdee · · Score: 1

    You see, if you don't look at yourself, you are either getting laid or you are not, with an equal probability.

    If you look you may find out you are not getting laid. So you should never look, because half laid is better than not laid at all.

    Just go ask that cat if you don't believe me.

    1. Re:Quantum physics alone does by infolib · · Score: 3, Funny

      you are either getting laid or you are not, with an equal probability.

      You can't just assume that the two states have equal probability. If you are in thermal equilibrium the probability will be given by the Boltzmann distribution meaning that the probability of "getting laid" falls of exponentially with the energy of the state "getting laid".

      Since people getting laid are generally described as "hot" we can conclude that the chance is pretty slim unless you do something to raise the energy of the state "not getting laid" accordingly. (Please reply with suggestions)

      On the other hand, if you really are in thermal equilibrium you are dead and the result may not matter much to you.

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    2. Re:Quantum physics alone does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      so you're in fact saying that all i have to do is to blindfold myself and get on speed to get laid?

      how stupid you think people are? i'm not falling for that. again.

  45. now what ? by katalyst · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well.. we had relativity (which has been beyond us mortals), we had quantum mechanics ( whic again has been beyond us mortals) and now we have quantum relativity (and guess what ! they all are STILL beyond us). Now what? Humans have this notion that they are gonna solve the mystery of life.. which they may someday.. but not for the next few centuries (unless we have vulcans landing up on earth a-la star trek). When we discovered the atom we thought we had all the answers.. and NOW we say if we crack quantum mechanics.. we are gonna have it all. Hm.. maybe if I understoof what this lady was saying, it would help.. but.... wooooooshh.. over my head

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    1. Re:now what ? by Queuetue · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The mysteries of life (as we know them) are all but solved - most of them are simply unexploited due to moral or political pressure. Most of biology is understood, at least when viewed from a safe distance.

      This nice lady is working on the mysteries of the universe - specifically a unifying theory to merge quantum mechanics and relativity. Once someone does this, you'll find the mysteries of the universe might just start cracking themselves pretty quickly.

      Now, you may not have taken the time to understand relativity nor quantum mechanics, but I assure you that with the proper teachers, and effort on your behalf, neither is beyond the grasp of "mere mortals."

      It's a little silly of you to place a date (of a " few centuries") on a process you have yourself stated you don't understand. These nuts are crackable, with current technology and knowledge - no Vulcans required. Most of what's slowing us down is funding and interest, not mortality.

    2. Re:now what ? by katalyst · · Score: 1

      Well, I aint exactly a newbie when it comes to physics. I understand Hisendberg's uncertainty principle since it can be proved in real world parameters, but what I dont understand is how can one understand a hypothetical principle ?

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    3. Re:now what ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relativity is easy to understand. Don't assume that everyone is as stupid as you. QM, on the other hand, has absolutely nothing going for it except the indisputable fact that it's definately correct. I don't think that even Feynman understood QM as a whole. He just did really well with what he was given. If there's a person who really understands QM, really... that should be enough for a Nobel prize right there.

      And science has nothing to do with solving any mystery of life. The point of science is apotheosis. Stop pretending Star Trek is real and go outside. The big blue room. I promise that the yellow face won't bite you.

      To the person that voted that jackass up: You're a sadist. And voting this up indicates the same thing.

    4. Re:now what ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't even SPELL "Heisenberg"! If you're not a newbie when it comes to physics, neither is my parrot. I can teach it to say "Heisenberg", too. I can even teach it to say "Hisendberg", if you want. And how do you know it can be proven in "real world parameters" ? Could YOU prove it? Can you even explain the mechanism of the proof? Or are you just blindly believing that it can be? Now I don't want you to hurt your brain, so be a good monkey and find a page with google that explains it, and paste that explanation verbatim.

    5. Re:now what ? by katalyst · · Score: 1

      you can't even spell your own name :) hence the "coward" label. yah... i aint Mr Spelling bee... but I talk only what i know about.... don't like wasting time over monkeys who like talking to their parrots...

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  46. Re:anyway we're too far from practical application by Zoolander · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but we'll probably be able to use the theory to improve our technology, much like quantum mechanics. Even though few people really understand it, it's brought for example a lot faster computers, and who knows maybe in the future we'll have a quantum computer?

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  47. Chris Isham, what does he think about this theory. by Ken+Dods'+dad's+dog' · · Score: 1

    I have also sat in on many of Chris Isham's Theoretical physics lecture at IC and I wonder how he would present this theory in a lecture, if at all. Purly theoretical, speculative attempts to explain observed phenomonon come along all the time (cold dark matter, string theory, etc, etc, etc) and they are not usually taken seriously as 'physics' until the rest of the scientific community have had chance to find holes of disprove it. I wont be bothering to learn how to do the sums until this has been done for a while. But maybe for the first time it will be possible to show a mathmatical proof of this theory, it explaining all observables in our universe and all...

  48. Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand any of the physics involved, but dude, she's hot!

  49. Stereotype are appropriate by bfinuc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real point to the whole article is that she's a hot chick. There's lot's of speculative ideas floating around about how to resolve the differences between relativity and quantum Mechanics. The discussion has been running since the twenties.

    She may well have some contribution to make, but that's not how you get your picture in a magazine. You get your picture in a magazine by looking good. I used to work as a TV cameraman, and we always interviewed the hottest chicks we could find. Why not? They have opinions too. And they draw audiences, thus spreading the word.

    "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down / In the most delightful way" as Mary Poppins put it.

    So sexist remarks are very appropriate. Pile'm on.

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    1. Re:Stereotype are appropriate by richie2000 · · Score: 3, Informative
      The real point to the whole article is that she's a hot chick.

      Other article with picture and her interests as well as her phone number are here. :-)

      (Brought to you as a free service by the KWS, Karma Whores of Slashdot - linking you to a better future, right now.)

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    2. Re:Stereotype are appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      And they draw audiences, thus spreading the word.

      actually they dont. why?

      because tv cameramen routinely interview people based on their looks therefore i have grown up believing pretty people are stupid - therefore when i saw the picture i didnt read the article - cause i dont believe she has anything interesting to say.

      so sexist remarks are very inappropriate.

    3. Re:Stereotype are appropriate by Prune · · Score: 1

      This is not supposed to be a news type article; in fact, this article is in SciAm's 'Profile' section, which profiles a different scientist every issue. That is why it doesn't just talk about the science, but about more personal things about the subject.

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    4. Re:Stereotype are appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real point to the whole article is that she's a hot chick.

      man, if you think that's a hot chick, then you've really got to get out more.

    5. Re:Stereotype are appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think her brain is very sexy!

    6. Re:Stereotype are appropriate by flewp · · Score: 2

      "And they draw audiences, thus spreading the word."

      Let's hope the word is legs!

      Sorry. I just had to.

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    7. Re:Stereotype are appropriate by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone take this seriously? I can think of better fake names to put on a scientific paper than an ethnically adjusted Marco Polo.

      oh, and your sig is wrong.

      5*5=25 2+5=7
      5*5=25
      7!=25

    8. Re:Stereotype are appropriate by Shadowrose · · Score: 1

      His sig looks to be incomplete.. "if and on" -ly if.. Hm.

    9. Re:Stereotype are appropriate by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      Ahh, I mistook that for a typo for "and so on"

    10. Re:Stereotype are appropriate by bfinuc · · Score: 1

      Heh
      slashdot chopped my sig!!

      Here's some stuff about base 11 squares:

      The sum of the digits of the square of a number is equal to the square of the sum of the digits of that number if and only if the square of the palindrome of the number is equal to the palindrome of the square of the number. (The palindrome of a number is the number written backwards - for example 69 is the palindrome of 96).

      Thus (1+2)^2 = 1+4+4 and (1+3)^2 = 1+6+9. Also 102^2 = 10404 and 3001^2 = 9006001 etc.

      11^2 = 121 and 22^2 = 484 also fit the above pattern. 23 and 32 don't work. And 33^2 = 1089 doesn't either, but interestingly 99^2 = 9801. The problem is that base ten gets too small and you have to start carrying your digits when you start squaring numbers with high digits. The solution is to escape to a higher base, so you don't have to carry so much.

      In base 11, the equation

      23^2= 529 (base 10) is written 21^2= 441 (base 11)

      because 529 = 4*121 + 4*11 + 1

      Furthermore

      13^2= 169 (base 10) is the same as 12^2= 144 (base 11)

      This is confusing. We need some nomenclature just to explain it. let's say p(n) is the palindrome of n and s(n) is the sum of the digits of n.

      What about 13 (base 11)?

      13^2 = 169 (base 11) is the same as 14^2 = 196 (base 10).

      31^2 = 961 (base 11) is the same as 34^2 = 1156 (base 10).

      And 14 (base 11)?

      14^2 = 196 is the same as 15^2 = 225 (base 10). Note that 14^2 = 196 (base 10).

      41^2 = 1581 (base 11) is the same as 45^ = 2025 (base 10).

      So the game continues, but only gets funner with the square of the base. In other words, new fun stuff is added at a decreasing rate.

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  50. Get off the cooking! by ZanshinWedge · · Score: 2

    Everyone who's whining about the line "she talks about physics like it's cooking," should shut their pie holes. The reason that line is in there is not because the writer is sexist, it's because she DOES talk about physics like it's cooking ("to take this ingredient and another one there and stick something together").

    1. Re:Get off the cooking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, She's a sexist. Let's flang her!!

      Hehe ;-)

  51. So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If YOU made MY dick hard, I'd give you a little extra attention too.

  52. Come on everybody! by dirtsurfer · · Score: 0

    "Marko!" "Poulou!"

    1. Re:Come on everybody! by foniksonik · · Score: 2

      Now that's funny... ! ;-j

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  53. Must be Timothy and Chrisd day by MeatMan · · Score: 1

    Anyone else notice all the stories from top to bottom of page are submissions from chrisd or Timothy? They blowin' CmdrTaco and/or CowboyNeal? No wonder none of my submissions have been posted... it's not like they weren't every bit as interesting, dynamic and fulla the fluff expected on /.

    1. Re:Must be Timothy and Chrisd day by MeatMan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oops, there's one from Cliff in there... never see that guy get his submissions posted hardly :/
      wtf... everyone running this place and the submitters getting posted related? or what?

  54. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Relativity and quantum theory blend you.

  55. Re:Racism? by skurk · · Score: 1

    No, I think you're just being hypersensitivie.

    First of all, you can't tell a persons race from his or hers name. At first glance I thought it was a finnish name.

    I'm not a racist. I found the "try saying that 3 times fast" remark just hilarious :)

    -skurk

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  56. The REAL articles... by doru · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...can be found in the arXiv database. A search for Fotini gives ten results between 1997 and 2002, most of them published in well-known journals, such as Phys. Rev. D, Nucl. Phys. B etc. Not that I understand any of it, by the way...

  57. Wolfram? by SashaM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the article:

    Each spin network resembles a snapshot, a frozen moment in the universe. Off paper, the spin networks evolve and change based on simple mathematical rules and become bigger and more complex, eventually developing into the large-scale space we inhabit.

    Is it just me or does this look a lot like what Wolfram suggested in "A new kind of science"?

    1. Re:Wolfram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      wolfram is a middle-aged balding egomaniac, and this chick is hot. Plus, she's Greek, and he's British. 'nuff said? mmmm'kay

    2. Re:Wolfram? by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2

      I made that connection as well... although there's a particular aphorism about everything looking like a nail when all you have is a hammer. I still haven't made up my mind whether I loved that book or hated it.

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    3. Re:Wolfram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The fact you've even READ something Wolfram has written indicates that you should be shot in the kneecaps. REPEATING something he's written, however, carries with it a far greater punishment. First of all "A New Kind of Science" isn't. Wolfram gives himself credit for the stuff repeatedly in his book, but he's not the first or even the most well-known person to think of any of it. Wolfram has ripped off the work of a lot of people, including Kadanoff, Swift, Frisch, Hasslacher, Pomeau, Fredkin, Wright, and most blatantly, James Gleick. Wolfram's "New Kind of Science" is just Chaos theory by another name. And Gleick even explains it better. And isn't as spurious about historical facts. I've already done MY penance for ANKOS. I demand that you read Gleick's book for contrition.

  58. Going to divorce, quick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Going to court, quick, to get a fast divorce. I really, really, really want a wife who can beat Einstein.

  59. Perhaps related... by Naerbnic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This reminds me of a theory put forth by Stephen Wolfram in "A New Kind of Science" (or, possibly from someone else earlier). Imagine that the universe was actually a huge cellular automota, where every concievable location in space-time is a cell. If you start drawing lines between these cells, you get a network which is perhaps similar to the system described by the article.

    What is interesting is that this can explain the "light cone" phenomenon as well. If we are given that a cell can only be affected by those cells adjacent to it in the network, there is a theoretical fastest response of a system, depending how often the "steps" of the automota occur, and how far reaching are these network edges. For example, if we had two nodes 3 edges away from each other in this great graph, it would take at least 3 "ticks" for either cell to affect the other. Perhaps this is the concept she's using, but with actual physical concepts instead of some abstract idea of cells?

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    1. Re:Perhaps related... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stephen Wolfram posits that the universe is underlaid by a Turing-complete computer. The Marco Polo woman posits that the universe is underlaid by a quantum computer.

      Otherwise the theories are very much alike.

    2. Re:Perhaps related... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're thinking is on the right track methinks...

      Now imagine it where you have no physical existence, i.e. the beginning of time.

      Time=Motion measured...

      Space and Time are equal in nature...

      Space therefor is motion...

      There is more...

      It is all vain with One exception.

      One is the only number that isn't relative.

      Zero is relative since you must know you dont have something, else you don't know the value... Skipping ahead, because I'm quite lazy...
      an inductive proof following that logic tells that an absolute zero must be equal to infinity.

      Everything is equal to nothing... Of course there is a Universe, and there is no possible way for it to be anything but One, else it would require the inverse statement that: If that is then something that exist before it is, and if THAT is then something must exist before that and so on... An inductive paradox i.e. self disproving.

      It comes down to meaning... OurMind show you what you feel strong meanings towards, therefor avoid the vain, and Love; It is a sufficent science (and the hardest to master) and a sufficient God.

    3. Re:Perhaps related... by ralphbecket · · Score: 1

      Who on Earth moderated this up to zero?

    4. Re:Perhaps related... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By any chance, do you use nitrous oxide?

    5. Re:Perhaps related... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea of discrete spin nodes in one large net was proposed by Roger Penrose several decades ago. It is only since recent that his idea was revived, due to some very influential breakthroughs in Hopf algebra's. This network of causally related space-time cells should have a low energy limit which approximates the universe as we see it (just like relativity approximates Newton for low speeds of light). This low energy limit case is the current goal, verifying that it does approximate our universe will be a large, necessary step.

      Funny things: when starting with the space-time cells (nodes), only few laws/axioms are assumed. One of the things is that physics laws in the local cell case need not be exactly the same for every cell, they just need to converge in the limit case. Example: the speed of light need not be the same in each cell. This puzzles me, but let's not forget: it's a model, not universal truth.

      Your idea of how the cells influence each other is largely correct. One of the interesting things is that when you model the nodes (using either cycles, like fontini does, or treelike graphs, like Kreimer does, you'll find that only certain transition steps are allowed. Cells can only influence other cells in a few limited ways. I haven't a clue yet how, but I wonder how this translates to the large scale case of our universe.

    6. Re:Perhaps related... by Da+VinMan · · Score: 2

      I was going to bash it to -1, but my 3 remaining mod points have expired. Sorry. ;+)

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  60. Linux IS obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "designing a monolithic kernel in 1991 is a fundamental error"

    Sorry, it's true.

  61. Re: Noether , Mitner by guybarr · · Score: 4, Interesting


    If it turns out she's right, a whole new generation of scientist will grow up thinking that women are only good with kitchen-related things

    only ignorant people think so even today.

    STW for Emma Noether's and Lisa Mitner's stories.

    (Lisa Mitner was like an underdog^2 : both a jewish and a woman
    in the pre-Nazi regime. So off the Nobel went to who was very
    probably the less-deserving coleague)

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  62. Chris Isham inspired lots of female physicists. by Ken+Dods'+dad's+dog' · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I have many female friends who were inspired to go into theoretical physics because of Chris Isham's ...... lect.. well they all thought he was rather sexy let say.

  63. OK I'll bite... by mirnav · · Score: 0

    How on earth did you "burn cereal"?

    1. Re:OK I'll bite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably didn't happen. It just sounds funny.

      Or maybe he accidentally put a bowl of cereal on a hot stove while preparing eggs or something. It would have been an accident, and thus reduced the funniness by 93%.

  64. Okay that's it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Everybody, please, insert this line in /etc/hosts:
    127.0.0.1 goatse.cx www.goatse.cx
    ..and the goatse.cx-humour is history. It's not funny, it's just plain disgusting.

    -$|{
    1. Re:Okay that's it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's a slashdot icon. And it is pretty funny. Last week, I got my great grandmother in the resting home to click to goatse, and she shit herself laughing.

    2. Re:Okay that's it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> I got my great grandmother in the resting home to click to goatse, and she shit herself laughing.

      She probably would have shit herself anyway!

  65. Loop Quantum Gravity by anandrajan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Some of the players in loop quantum gravity (LQG) before Kalamara are Abhay Ashtekar, Lee Smolin, Carlo Rovelli, John Baez and Chris Isham. Also, Julian Barbour has written a cute semi-popular book called The End of Time on the subject as has Lee Smolin---Three Roads to Quantum Gravity

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    1. Re:Loop Quantum Gravity by coastwalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Great references thank you.

      One question that interests me is, if the Universe as a whole is subject to quantum uncertainty - does that mean that if my light cone does not intersect with someone elses - that they may be living in a universe with different physical laws and constants?

      Also when looking at the quantum problem of existance and observation -

      What amazes me as an electronics engineer, is that no one anywhere seems to be thinking about the implications of the energy content of the meaning of a message.

      Shannons law explains how much energy is needed to encode a certain message. But it never seems to be extended into thinking about the realm of meaning.

      How much, if any, energy does it take to encode the meaning of a message - When I read a message and it means something, is that a different situation from reading a message which does not mean anything. Its too long ago since I did my maths and quantum mechanics for me to figure out if this is a silly question, I'd love to know the answer though.

      I continue sitting here looking at the box with my cat in it. Wondering whether the text message it just sent me from its mobile phone asking for more food - means that it is still alive :-)

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    2. Re:Loop Quantum Gravity by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
      What amazes me as an electronics engineer, is that no one anywhere seems to be thinking about the implications of the energy content of the meaning of a message.

      Shannons law explains how much energy is needed to encode a certain message. But it never seems to be extended into thinking about the realm of meaning.

      How much, if any, energy does it take to encode the meaning of a message - When I read a message and it means something, is that a different situation from reading a message which does not mean anything. Its too long ago since I did my maths and quantum mechanics for me to figure out if this is a silly question, I'd love to know the answer though.

      Meaning is solely in the mind of the recipient of the message. Consider two messages: one, a meaningful message, and two a message full of gibberish, but with the same amount of entropy as the first one. Both of the messages will require the same amount of energy to encode.

    3. Re:Loop Quantum Gravity by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      On the face of it both messages need the same ammount of energy I agree.

      However in the realm of quantum mechanics we say that the wave function collapses when we observe it. Therefore the act of observing has somehow changed the state of the universe from indeterminate to deterministic, hence my interest in the act of observation and the establishment of meaning - I want to know whether my act of observation has any additional calculateable significance in establishing the state of the universe.

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  66. I have the answer! by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
    Quantum Gravity = 42...

    Don't physicists realize that at a certain point their work blends with philosophy... The answer to Quantum Gravity is 42...

    Now for the question...

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  67. Maybe he DOES study Physiss. by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    You never know.

    - A.P.

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    1. Re:Maybe he DOES study Physiss. by PurpleBob · · Score: 2

      Except that this particular physissist is a female. Imagine that.

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  68. hey! you spell it? I'll say it. by vilms · · Score: 0

    Some other names we can all have a laugh about:

    Severiano Ballesteros!
    Deng Xiaoping!!
    Wim Kok!!!

    *sigh*

  69. Z-Buffer by JonathanTWilson · · Score: 1

    Why do I always come away with the idea that the Universe is using the same Z-Buffer routine as Q]I[, as nothings ever there till we look at it. I tell you! The MATRIX IS A REALITY!!! Hehe ;)

  70. Female Scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Well, in Russia there are more female than male students in ALL DEPARTMENTS of various universities.

    Some professions such as medicine, are DOMINATED by females. For example in Medical Schools 70%-to 80% of students are female (being a physician is usually thought as being a 'female job'). There are only a few exceptions, for example there are more male surgeons than females.Other branches, such as Internal Medicine, are dominated by females

    Very different from the US, isnt it? Could slashdot people come up with an explanation for this phenomenon?

    1. Re:Female Scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am from Romania and here the situation is the same, on the average there are more girls than boys in universities. In think there are many different causes:

      1. Free University education, which was introduced under communism and still exists now (World Bank, US experts, etc push for charging for University education, but it is very hard to take away and advantage people had under communism). Unlike the US in Romania it is not more expensive to study medicine than foreign languages, or law school, they all cost NOTHING.

      2. The communist regime pushed very hard for equality between man and women in the job market. This changed the way people thought of women as members of society and this mentality still persists today. While in the 60s the ideal for American Women was have good marriages, and be ideal housekeeperds in Romania the ideal for women was to become professionals, and many of them became engineers, teachers, scientists, medical doctors, etc.

      3. The above two factors created (almost) equal opportunities for female and male students. In order to enter University people have to pass a very tough entrance examination, and the girls usually get better grades than boys, especially in fields such as medicine where memorizing a lot of stuff is of paramount importance. Girls are disciplined and obedient and have a better memory than boys. On the other hand boys are disobedient, anarchic, dont have a good memory but (slightly better) logical thinking. Therefore given equal opportunity, girls tend to perform better in fields such as medicine, where a good memory is important, whereas boys tend to perfotm better in fields where logical thinking is important and memory is least important (engineering, physics, mathematics).

      Now the answer to the main question: 'Why the US girls did not take over US Medical Schools?'The answer is simple. In the US girls dont have equal opportunities. Medical School is VERY EXPENSIVE and parents tend to spend more money on boys than on girls. Besides, there is the society pressure, girls are told that being a medical doctor is a 'man job'. I am convinced that, given equal opporunity, US girls would take over US Medical Schools.

      GO AHEAD, US GIRLS, SHOW THE MALES WHAT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF!

      By the way I am a male.

    2. Re:Female Scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, female dominates YOU!

  71. Physics is Art? by Anik315 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It bugs me when these physicists get all postmodern about their work and call it art. What they do is organize phenomenalogical data into commessurable patterns. They then mess around with seemingly conflicting patterns in weird combinations to see if they can get 'fundamental' patterns. They do this over and over again. She probably means that advancing physics requires a willingness to break the rules, think differently, color outside the lines... etc. The the degree to which physics posesses that quality pales in comparison to the classical definition of art I suppose the process of physics does require creativity, but physics is an overwhelmingly destructive context for ideas.

    1. Re:Physics is Art? by infolib · · Score: 3, Insightful

      She probably means that advancing physics requires a willingness to break the rules, think differently, color outside the lines... etc. The the degree to which physics posesses that quality pales in comparison to the classical definition of art.

      On the contrary, you have to be even better at "thinking differently" because your new ideas need to be both creative and in line with experiment. It is a form of art that allows creations rivalling the beauty of Michelangelos "David" (Maxwells equations etc.) but the constraints are so much stricter than those of marble.

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    2. Re:Physics is Art? by ghostie · · Score: 1
      Similar to all those (like myself) that classify programming as art?

      I think anything that requires orginal thought, effort and a way of expressing those efforts classifies as art.

    3. Re:Physics is Art? by smaughster · · Score: 3, Informative

      Especially if certain very fundamental basic patterns arise at the strangest places. Take the algebra of rooted trees, a mathematical object dealing with special graphs. In 1963, is was shown that they relate to numerical approximation methodes. In 1998/1999 they were shown to relate to feynman graphs (high energy physics). In 2002 we see them in Fontini's work.

      That such an elementary math object appears in such different places certainly is something amazing. Realizing that your field of work had such a structure really requires more "intuition/feeling" then purely analytic skills. Art isn't far away.

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    4. Re:Physics is Art? by Krokus · · Score: 1

      It is a form of art that allows creations rivalling the beauty of Michelangelos "David" (Maxwells equations etc.) but the constraints are so much stricter than those of marble.

      Kind of like trying to make ASCII art that is also functioning BF code... or vice versa...

  72. Fudging... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is well known that physicists occasionally fudge things especially undergrad labs (cough..) i've also noticed this to be true of many theories throughout history. we fudge things enough to avoid an answer we don't like! eventually some bright spark come along and says youve compensated for too many things that dont add up. what you find is always a relatively simple answer to the problem. i.e. IMO this doesn't sound right and no other current thoery does either, but thay have some good ideas...

  73. P.R. for LQG by levell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really, this is just PR for L.Q.G, not that I'm knocking that - string theory attempts to solve similar problems (quantum gravity) and although it is in a much more advanced state of understanding (hundreds if not thousands of physicists have been working on it for 20 odd years) it is still completely hypothetical without a shred of experimental evidence and yet, if you listen to the popular science guys, that's quite often put in the small print - giving the impression that string theory is accepted fact. Giving some popular airtime to some of it's (admittedly few) rivals can only be a good thing.

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  74. The more important things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Jeeze, instead of thinking about science we should spend more time making babies. :)

  75. Stephen Hawking by spakka · · Score: 5, Funny
    The physicists who can make stuff like this comprehensible to laymen like me (like Stephen Hawkings) are the ones that really deserve a Nobel prize.

    I suspect people haven't yet forgiven him for creating the Daleks.

  76. Well. I got her picture. Can't blame you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's the one on the left.

  77. Chefs by jihema · · Score: 0, Troll

    They are not even that good. Most chefs are male, you know.

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  78. Totally different from the humaniora terms by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is important to notice that the light cones for all humans being (dead, living, and in all probability those not yet born), are not just ovrlapping, they are for all practical purposes identical, because we all live so close together (cosmologically speaking) in both time and space.

    There is a sad tendency of some less honrable people at humaniora to try to tie their pet models of the weak (consensus reality, social consructionism, cultural relativism, whatever it is called this month) to physical theories like quantum physics and even Einsteins relativity theory, apparently to give them some extra credibility.

    Apart from it being bad science to apply models outside their domain, these attempt are never really based on more than some shared terms, even if this usually is hidden by a flood of words.

    The models humaniora are actually pretty good in their own domain, as long as one remember they are models useful for dealing with a limited range of problems, and does not attempt to interpret them as metaphysical truths.

    1. Re:Totally different from the humaniora terms by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2

      I was about to say something along the lines of "personal interpretation and perception skewing the blah blah blah..."

      However, your post was damn, damn eloquent, and I don't feel the need to anymore. Thank you.

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    2. Re:Totally different from the humaniora terms by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      I have no knowledge myself of the models humanoira of which you speak, oh earthman

      However it does seem relevant to ask the question whether significant scientific advances have an affect on what we think we are.

      Examples
      Darwinian Evolution
      Earth is a globe
      Sun centered universe
      Nuclear weapons
      Gene science
      Quantum mechanics
      Relativity

      Also I think it is fair game to use what we understand about the physics of the universe in order to help explain structures and patterns in the soft sciences. After all we exspend a lot of effort in learning structures and patterns in hard science by using analogies to our experiental life.

      I would agree though, that the validity of a model is not verified by the cuteness of its analogies.

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    3. Re:Totally different from the humaniora terms by Wolfier · · Score: 2

      Does it mean we're trapped?

      To escape your own light cone, you have to travel faster than light - which Relativity rules out.

      Which means, once you're in contact with someone (i.e. your light cones overlap), you're stuck in the same universe forever?

    4. Re:Totally different from the humaniora terms by Omnifarious · · Score: 2

      While this is quite true, one of the really annoying things about us humans is that we alter and base our behavior according to the various models of understanding available to us.

      So, the creation of a new worldview in physics affects and shapes how we see the world in human terms as well, even though the metaphors really have no hard link. I would argue also that the availability of concepts in culture also affects what metaphors physicists use to describe the elegant mathematics of their theories.

      In this light, the way she describes her theory, and the interpretation we take away from it are very important, even though her theory really has no obvious direct applicability to understanding ourselves.

  79. Stupid commie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid commie!

  80. "Young"? by Order · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    At 31 years old, Fotini Markopoulou Kalamara is hailed as one of the world's most promising young physicists.

    Err, young physicists? 31 years old?

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    1. Re:"Young"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Young. The opposite of old. Do you have any idea the average age physicists release their magnum opi? 31 is a drop in the bucket. She has her whole career ahead of her. Unless of course this particular work turns out to be bullshit, in which case she'll spend a great deal of that career living this down. Especially if she continues to NOT wait for experimental evidence to support her theories. But at least it's not an intentional fraud work.

  81. PSEUDOSCIENCE! by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2

    One of the results of your suggested search was a section of a website called "Crank Dot Net."

    'nuff said.

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    1. Re:PSEUDOSCIENCE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once read a wired article about cold fusion, which was fairly recent (compared to the Pons and Fleischmann incident) and it seemed interesting enough to read through. There were also a number of researchers working on it. Of course, if you searched for cold fusion on google, you'd probably also come up with a section on crank dot net.

      Oh well.

    2. Re:PSEUDOSCIENCE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does crank.dot explain anywhere why that particular site is a crank, or does it just contain links and quotes?

      Not that I don't doubt there are plenty of scamsters and loonies on the net... far from it. Just curious.

    3. Re:PSEUDOSCIENCE! by inode_buddha · · Score: 2

      go to this link and have a look at their links for development, theory, and tech papers. Now try to disprove it. 'Nuff said, part 2....

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  82. Am I the only one... by apharov · · Score: 1

    ...who mistakenly read the url as www.scam.com ;)

  83. Re: Noether , Mitner by Russellkhan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "only ignorant people think so even today."

    You say that as if ignorant people were a rarity.

    BTW, what's STW?

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  84. Re: Noether , Mitner by guybarr · · Score: 2

    You say that as if ignorant people were a rarity.

    ignorant _physicists_ are in my humble experience a rarity .

    BTW, what's STW?

    Search The [F word of choice] Web w/o the F ...

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  85. Background for LQG and spin networks by HalfFlat · · Score: 5, Informative

    John Baez is a well-known mathematician/math. physicist who works in, among other things, quantum gravity. He is also very well known for the Usenet column This week's finds in mathematical physics, which is certainly worth a look a t if you're at all interested in these things and have a bit of a mathematics background.

    One of the great things about TWFiMP is the writing style: when reading it, one really does get the idea that one understands what's going on. Of course this tends to wear off soon after leaving the computer, but. At any rate, many of the TWFiMP talk about spin networks and quantum gravity, including for example week 43 and week 55. Week 110 talks specificially about Penrose's spin networks. He mentions some of Markopoulou's work in week 99, week 114 and week 133. These might provide a bit of a middle-ground between the very fluffy SciAm article and the hard stuff on arXiv.

    Of course there is also Markopoulou's recent expository article, which is a great introduction!

    1. Re:Background for LQG and spin networks by smaughster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The abstract of the "hard stuff" mentions: "We show that all of these issues can be addressed by the recent application of the Kreimer Hopf algebra for quantum field theory renormalization to non-perturbative statistical physics."

      Great! We are talking about heavy duty physics, and this line says that all the stuff can be translated to a mathematical algebra, the one about rooted trees to be exact. I could teach nearly anyone what this algebra is in 5 minutes, how for example differentiation in n dimensions is reduced to a simple excercise with graphs (i.e. dots and lines) and concrete physical results can be proven by proving their counterpart in this simple algebra.

      Amazing how such a relatively new, seemingly unrelated part of mathematics (Hopf algebra's were put into new perspective in 1963 because virtually the same algebra can be used for approximation methodes like the Runge Kutta method) rapidly ganis such a central place in physics.

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  86. Errr ok. by theridersofrohan · · Score: 1
    Physisist Physisist Physisist.


    Is it some sort of disease?

  87. Which Daleks are U Talking about? by abhikhurana · · Score: 2

    The only Daleks I know are described as follows: Encased in their pepperpot-shaped travel machines, each Dalek is a mutant monstrosity from the planet Skaro. They are one of the Galaxy's most fearsome races, with no thoughts other than that of conquest. The Daleks consider themselves the most superior race in the Universe. Humanity and all of the other species in the Galaxy may be permitted to live as their slaves - but that which they cannot subjugate they will destroy. Their main weaponry is the gun attached to the front of their casings. Even a glancing shot is sufficient to despatch the hapless victim in screaming agony... I doubt the Stephen Hawking invented those....

    1. Re:Which Daleks are U Talking about? by spakka · · Score: 2
      I doubt the Stephen Hawking invented those...

      Really? Then explain this

    2. Re:Which Daleks are U Talking about? by Luyseyal · · Score: 2

      I got your joke. I was laughing my ass off. :)
      -l

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  88. She's HOT by dJOEK · · Score: 1

    for a geek :)

    that's gonna get me modded down hard

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  89. Good story. by 1s44c · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd like to see more stories like this on slashdot. It would be nice if we could spend more time contemplating real science and less time bashing microsoft.

    I for one spend to much time being bitter at microsoft and not enough doing interesting things.

    1. Re:Good story. by Alsee · · Score: 2

      I'd like to see more stories like this on slashdot.

      Me too.

      It would be nice if we could spend more time contemplating real science

      Oh, I thought you were talking about stories about cool chicks.

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  90. Fsck on the table? by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2

    I wanted to compare her 'forked' String Theory but I yet to find more papers from her...hmm...

    I can't help but recall a joke in which the punchline is something along the lines of: "I wanna fork on the table."

    Perhaps I should get some sleep, or something.

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  91. Good to know by opspin · · Score: 0

    It's nice to see someone doing some valuable research on this stuff. It be sad if all the scientists only did research cures for cancer AIDS Polio, Malaria etc. No we need to devote ourselves more to Quantum Fysics and seedless watermelons, becous that (ptuy) has got to stop!

  92. They are not gona like this in Dayton by LucidBeast · · Score: 1

    First them scientist claim that man is decended from monkeys. Now they think that everything is made out of shoestrings. Hope she is right...

  93. my head hurts now by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2

    Damn, that was a bizzare post.

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  94. The Observer... From the Beginning. by 3seas · · Score: 2

    The Observer has been there from the beginning.... but not before the beginning.

  95. Re: Noether , Mitner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ignorant _physicists_ are in my humble experience a rarity

    I once had a teacher (who was my tutor in my thesis for my Physics Ms) who had a Astrophysics Phd. We (a group of undergradute students) had a group for watching and recording star-by-asteroids occultations where we collaborated with some people from IOTA.

    One day she seemed interested in comming with us and we invited her to the meeting prior to the occultation where we discussed the proceedings, and suddenly she raised her hand and replied:

    - "Wait a second, I'm not familiarized with these observations, and haven't checked the occultation schedule yet, so please inform me, is the asteroid occulting the star or the star occulting the asteroid?"

    As you could tell I has embarrased as hell, but I had to finish my thesis with her (I had already started).

    Posting anonymously for safety sake.

  96. Agreed, with some extensions and clarifications... by NanoProf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The EPR 'paradox' isn't a problem at the level of physics. Quantum theory (even non-relativistic) makes very clear predictions about the statistical properties of measurements on spatially separated but correlated particles, and experiments agree. There is no violation of causality. No information propagates faster than the speed of light. Certainly the effect is weird, and it conflicts with some of our naive (i.e. non-quantum) intuitions of how to interpret a physical theory, but there is no logical contradiction and no need to extend or modify the quantum theory to account for experiment.

    Wavefunction 'collapse' has some interesting details to be worked out, and some deep matters of interpretation that could use clarification, but it also to date presents no conflicts between experimental results and theoretical predictions. Wavefunctions follow the time-dependent Schrodinger equation, always. It's just when the quantum mechanics extends substantially into macroscopic systems with very large numbers of degrees of freedom, the dynamics of the many-body correlated wavefunction becomes quite complex and our regular intuitions can't keep up very well.

    One thing to keep in mind is that wavefunctions do not exist, according to a reasonable definition of exist. The only thing that exists is that which can be measured, that which is physically observable, that which is accessible to an experimental observation. A wavefunction is not physically observable. It is a mathematical tool used to make predictions about experimental results. The simultaneity of collapse of a wavefunction isn't like the simultaneous collapse of say an egg carton. All physical properties related to the process of collapse of an egg carton can be measured by experiment as a function of distance across the carton: density, shear forces, stresses, shape, etc. Not so for a wavefunction.

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  97. Re:Racism? by kanenas · · Score: 1

    Every greek should have no hard time saying that name many times in a row.
    If you want to try a difficult name try:
    Alexandros Barbageorgopoulos.
    or
    Konstantinos Mitsikostas.

    But...
    Loosen up. He tried to make a joke. Not everything is culturalist or racist or everything.

  98. Up to 26 dimensions? by Wolfier · · Score: 2

    Damn, I think I know how the theory got started.

    "Let's suppose there are a number of dimensions...for convenience, call them dimension A...dimension Z....so well then, let's assume there are 26 dimensions for now."

  99. Nukyoulour Physisist? by cirby · · Score: 2

    Gotta say it like the Prez...

  100. MARKO!!! ... by poopyhead · · Score: 1

    ... POULOU!!!

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  101. It's not MY solution, it's HISTORY's solution! by Mirk · · Score: 1
    Jeez, this is news?

    Don't you people keep up? Bob the Angry Flower reconciled quantum physics wtih relativity a couple of years back :-)

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  102. Since I know little about QM... by Krokus · · Score: 1

    ...can /. add a mod category called, say, "Greek", or perhaps "Clicks and pops"?

  103. No one saw the Hitchhikers Guide Ref ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If correct, the causal spin networks theory that she's helped to develop would mean that the universe functions like a giant quantum computer".

    No one saw the slight reference to Douglas Adams' ( rest his soul ) The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy ? So you mean we're just operating in the Magrathians "Universe" after all ? If so, I wonder how much longer DeepThought had to formulate the rest of the universe ? Is the answer still "42" ? And when do we get to know what the "question" is ?

    Sig ? What's a sig ?

  104. I agree by forgotmypassword · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are many contenders

    Loop Gravity (this article) & Spin Networks (the easiest to quantize space time with)

    Noncommutative Geometry (IMO the most promising)

    Stochastic Gravity (the most humble)

    And I am sure that I am forgeting more. But string theory gets the most attention and the most money. This is odd to me because string theory has/had some of the ugliest assumptions (particles are strings, supersymmetry) and introduces the most extra stuff (lots of extra Kaluza-Klein style dimensions, all kinds of extendend objects, excessive parameters).

    If string theory ever reaches current holy grail, then I think it will end up being a completely different theory.

    1. Re:I agree by Wolfier · · Score: 2

      The most promising theory so far is the Great Green Arkleseizure theory (http://www.angelfire.com/la/catapult/arkle.html)

      Most understandable to mere mortals as well.

  105. Man, did you see that picture?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to Fotini her Markopoulou!

  106. Bait and Switch Article by Valar · · Score: 2

    There is a reason that scientific american's website is only one letter away from 'www.scam.com.'

  107. Spin Networks by moss1956 · · Score: 1

    I don't know about the physics, but spin networks are a really cool computational technique for organizing information about representation theory. It warms my heart to see the popular press take an interest in it. It remains to see if
    any of this stuff will every pan out experimentally. They are trying to make predictions on a global scale of 10^{-33} which is way beyond any measurements that have been taken
    up to this point.

    String theory is really questionable. As I understand it, they talked and talked and talked, and then way after anyone would wait to make physical predictions, they predicted the half life of some common particle. The Japanese government then spent 15 million dollars to build these tanks underground to check the prediction, and found out the string theorists were off by a factor of 100. Then the string theorists say, WE FORGOT THE D-BRANES!, thats the ticket. The last 7 years have been a quest to figure out what the heck a D-Brane is. No one knows, but they figure that out, and maybe they can make a second physical prediction that is not even close.

    Time to walk away kids.

  108. Markopoulou by uberdave · · Score: 2

    Is this the same Markopoulou that went tramping around Mongolia and China a few hundred years ago?

    1. Re:Markopoulou by cyfex · · Score: 1

      Its a Greek name thats why it sounds strange...
      And has a different pronunciation than MarkoPolo

  109. Sorry, play again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not how our understanding of weather works, smart guy. The weather doesn't operate based on any discrete formulae. And we can predict how things work for a given set of variables in a grossly simplified theoretical world. Usually. In the real world, whether you fart in 10 minutes will contribute to whether or not a hurricane hits Borneo. It's not even theoretically possible to predict the weather to any consistent accuracy more than 3 or 4 days hence. It has nothing to do with storing variables. A computer the size of this universe couldn't do it without playing it out to see. (Turing's halting principle.) And that's essentially what's being done. The system of the weather operates under a strange attractor, and if you've ever heard of Edward Lorenz, you'll realize that using a machine to predict the weather perfectly would require, among other things, an infinite number of significant digits for every measurement. Which is also not even theoretically possible.

  110. Asians and Blacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When was the last time you saw an asian or a black in a physics dept?

  111. Where's my metamod points? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Come on... 'informative'?

    How about 'off-topic', 'flame-bait', 'troll'...?

  112. The more things change, the more they confuse me. by hacksoncode · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Does anyone else find it ironic that the more we understand about the universe, the less understandable it becomes?

    Einstein and others of his ilk that expected science would continue to find simpler and simpler rules that explain how things work would be very sad.

    Once we completely understand the laws of physics, I have every expectation that they will be completely incomprehensible, even to really smart people.

  113. Speaking of Loop Quantum Gravity... by Larne · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just last night John Baez (mentioned several other times in this thread) announced a potentially important breakthrough: a LQG calculation that derives the same value for a fundamental parameter as one based on classical assumptions. He calls it "tooth-gnashingly nerve-wracking exciting."

  114. Hear, Hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hear, hear, indeed.

  115. Missing the point? by Frightened_Turtle · · Score: 1

    A lot of people seem to be missing the point here. They're all focused on the 'sexist cooking' comments made in the article.

    The important thing behind this article is not only is this young woman poised to redefine the laws of physics, but she's also a MAJOR babe!!!

    Fotini Markopoulou Kalamara, will you marry me?

    I'm an Aquarius, enjoy moonlight walks on the beach, I love children and animals, I can count to ten (twenty if I take my shoes off!), AND on top of all that, I'm a pretty good cook...!

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  116. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least we know she can recite the alphabet now. Which is good, because she sure as fuck isn't a good scientist, releasing this shit without a whit of experimentation to back it up. And I got news for her: there won't be. Ever.

  117. Hrm.. by Squidgee · · Score: 1
    Here's the problem (Or thought, not really a problem, but it does contradict science as a whole) I've had with the Copenhagen interpretation of Quantum Theory: if each observer gets caught in the wave function, then something has to be observing the universe from outside the universe...

    Does this mean science has inadvertantly said "Yes, there is a god"? It's been driving me nuts since I discovered Quantum Theory...

    1. Re:Hrm.. by Zarf · · Score: 1

      A science may say that, but they can't prove it!

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  118. Guys .. guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guys .. she isn't all that you know.

    So concentrate on the ideas not some damned fantasy.

    Most of you could score, but not as long as you drool over any semi-decent woman you meet. Drooling is unattractive, and women can smell desperation.

  119. You go girl! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's face it, everyone who's anyone in Physics at the moment is working on this problem. But I wouldn't mind seeing her solve it because a few more women making influential discoveries can't be a bad thing. Perhaps it'll encourage more of them to go into intellectual disciplines: we often hear about how much smarter women are than man but very rarely do we see much empirical evidence of that.

  120. Are there still 'really well paying job(s) in NY'? by borabora · · Score: 1

    I always told myself that if it doesn't turn into real physics, if it doesn't get in touch with experiment, I'm getting a really well paying job in New York. Funny, I recently told myself that if I can't find a job in NY soon, I'm gonna spend my time making up dumb physics theories...

  121. Quantum Blow Jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    While she was an undergraduate at the University of London, a friend taking theoretical physics recommended lectures being given by quantum-gravity theorist Chris Isham of Imperial College London. "It was on my way home, so I went once a week, and I loved it." She convinced Isham to be her adviser and wound up with a Ph.D. in quantum gravity.

    I wonder what kind of convincing was required? Did she also wind up with a Ph.D in quantum blow jobs?

  122. The Elegant Universe by Erpo · · Score: 2

    The Elegant Universe by Brian Greene does a great job of explaining relativity, quantum mechanics, and how superstring theory makes them all play nicely. ISBN# 0-375-70811-1 if you're interested.

  123. Cartman sez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Insert moronic sexist joke here.


    Now get in the kitchen and make ma a pie!!!

  124. Relativistic quantum mechanics by xihr · · Score: 1

    Obviously what is being discussed is the unification of quantum mechanics with general relativity. Physicists have had no problem unifiying QM with special relativity; the result is simply called relativistic quantum mechanics.

  125. Nothing wrong w/ mixing ideas. by UncleRage · · Score: 1

    [admission of ignorance]
    I'm not a physicist, nor a physics student, nor have I ever played one on television. I do, however, have an interest in abstract theories -- as the act of interpretation can itself change the variables. Sorry, but that's just cool.
    [/admission of ignorance]

    While Ms. Kalamara's take on unification is indeed radical -- she's not alone in postulating existence through observation. I bring this up not to lessen Ms.Kalamara's position -- but to draw attention to the theoretical support she has. Australian physicist, Greg Egan (as one example), has toyed w/ similar notions for over 15 years -- Both 'Permutation City' & 'Distress' (yes, I know... they're 'sci-fi' books) presented his views in a neatly bound narrative.

    One can also see efforts made [on the part of some physicists] to examine possible connections between physics & higher consciousness. I'm particularly intrigued by the inclusion of the Dalai Lama in various round table discussions. (This was an interesting read...)

    http://physicsweb.org/article/news/2/8/13/1

    There is, obviously, a difference in languages (read: scientific views vs. metaphysical) but it's reassuring to note that there are some who would not disallow possibilities for their own prejudice of [what some would term] superstition.

    As for the notion of "physics as art" (and those who don't like the comparison); I'm reminded of two things: Hofstadter's 'Gödel, Escher, Bach. The Eternal Golden Braid (If you're not familiar w/ it, it's definately a wonderful read) -- and the works of Philip Glass. While there are many who do not appreciate Glass's compositions, I've spoken with a few mathematicians who found his compositions to embody a "sense of mathematical purity". I suppose it can work both ways.

    All in all -- I'll definately be following Fotini's work. Fun, fun stuff.

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  126. PSEUDOSCIENCE! by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2

    Now try to disprove it.

    Disprove what? A free-energy scheme, which has managed to hire a web-designer and leech some investment capital?

    A rudimentary amount of research reveals the company you refer to was founded by a Dr. Randell L. Mills in 1991, and has so far failed in all attempts to produce results... a buisiness based on exploiting the energy of the alleged "hydrino," which I doubt any reputable physicist has even HEARD of, is a rather bad idea.

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  127. I'm too lazy to read all the comments, but. . . by noewun · · Score: 1
    mod article up! Hot physicist chicks!!!!!

    Nothing like a good-looking genius to get the juices flowing.

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  128. shameless plug by sbwoodside · · Score: 1

    I wrote up the connection between Fotini Markopoulou-Kalamara and University of Waterloo here.

  129. Is Sci Amer. being sued by any womens groups? by zymano · · Score: 0

    sounds like it. This article was a joke. I agree with an earlier message saying that the article tried to make it seem she solved a problem that einstein couldn't. Affirmative Action at work.

  130. Re: Noether , Mitner by kavau · · Score: 1
    STW for Emma Noether's and Lisa Mitner's stories.

    It's Emmy Noether and Lise Meitner. Not to be anal, but I regard spelling people's names correctly as a sign of respect. Even on Slashdot ;-)

  131. NO NO NO Her name should be Violet Masala.... by UranusReallyHertz · · Score: 1

    ....and she should be from Africa!
    (I wonder how many people are going to get this?)

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    1. Re:NO NO NO Her name should be Violet Masala.... by UncleRage · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I already brought up Egan... (a couple of posts down).

      And according to the ToM (Theory of Microsoft) two agreeably similar ideas MUST cancel each other out; thereby creating a mega selling underfunctioning mess.

      Hence, for the sake of the computing world, one of us must withdraw our observations... quickly!

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  132. Which is just another way of saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A physicist is just an atom's way of looking at itself.

    Yeah, she's a hottie, blah, blah.

    Next.

    Mike Nomad

  133. A question about C by Alamaz · · Score: 1

    IANAP

    so excuse what may be an ignorant qestion. Is c not completely dependant on the point of observation? I mean if object A leaves point X at a velocity of C relative to X then and while on it's merry way it passes an object (B) coming from the opposite direction at an equal velocity does this not mean that the relative speed of A as measured from B is 2C? If not then, is C relative only to a stationary starting point or perhaps to the medium through which an object(particle,wave whatever) is travelling?

    My brain hurts please help.

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  134. Woah! Hundreds of posts already by smallfries · · Score: 1

    Have tracked down her homepage like a lot of other people in this discussion (actually because her work sounded interesting rather than because she's a hot chick; although lets face it, she is), I was a bit dissapointed to find a lack of materials on there. Maybe its different in physics (not my field so I wouldn't know) but normally people put publications links.

    Does anybody in the field know anything about her work, I noticed that her thesis title was Quantum Gravity which sounds ambitious (not quite a solved problem yet is it?). Are there any critques out there, or even a copy of her papers?

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  135. Not sexist, lookist by spun · · Score: 2

    If a male scientist looked like, say, Pierce Brosnan, don't you think he'd get a lot more pictures in the magazines, too?

    I saw a special on one of those Edu-macational channels about this issue. They described an experiment where they sent two groups of people around to various job interviews, then interviewed the interviewers afterwards. One group was conventionally attractive but told to phrase replies in the simplest way possible. The other group was plain but smart, and told to be as witty as they could. When asked, the interviewers almost always claimed the better looking person sounded more intelligent.

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  136. Re: Noether , Mitner by Slurm-V · · Score: 0

    Hah! What a loser!

    (looks around nervously to see if this is the correct response)

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  137. What does this mean if true? by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    What new gizmos and widgets will we get because of it? Antigravity? Cold Fusion? A toaster that won't burn toast?

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  138. Good point re: cooking not women's work by spun · · Score: 2

    I know a lot of women who burn water and have to look up the recipe for ice cubes. I know a lot of men (myself included) who can make hundreds of dishes from memory. I'm a network admin and part time programmer. I think many people in the computer field have the proper mindset to make good cooks, whether they have any training or not. Recipes are so much like programs. Once you know the basic syntax and common routines of cooking, it's easy to come up with tasty recipes. I usually only look in books for highly technical recipes, like breads and such; or to get inspired by new ideas.

    I guess I'm going off about cooking because it's Thanksgiving here in the States, and I'm cooking a bunch of stuff right now: Turkey, stuffing, gravy and two pies. I haven't eaten anything, to save room. The smell is driving me berserk. I practically need a damn drool cup, and it's gonna be two hours until we eat.

    Turkey coma, here I come!

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  139. well maybe she should... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get her bitch-ass back in the kitchen and bake me a Pi(e)

  140. Science and Skepticism -- wjp by pgio2000 · · Score: 1

    Disprove what? Knee-jerk skepticism based on a Google search? Go read Mills' papers and try to explain the ABSOLUTELY REPEATABLE results -- anomalous spectral lines and high-energy H species are produced when hydrogen is reacted with other elements that have ionization energies equal to a multiple of the potential energy of hydrogen. Why? Mills theorizes hydrinos, based on a mountain of math -- a model which has led him to make predictions, perform further experiments, and confirm those predictions. Methodically. Repeatably.

    This is NOT pseudoscience. THIS IS SCIENCE. I suggest that you, the rest of the Slashdot knee-jerk skeptics and the scientific establishment figures who dismiss Mills' hydrino theory AND HIS EXPERIMENTAL RESULTS out-of-hand because you just 'know' they can't be true should examine your faculties for emotional attachment to other theories that, while they may be useful, are clearly incomplete. Not that Mills' theories are complete; we have no COMPLETE model of physics and probably never will. But his model describes and predicts a wider range of phenomena than the theories he proposes to replace.

    There is NO valid reason to remain attached to ANY scientific model that cannot describe observable phenomena without essentially saying "and then some magic happens." Exclusion of observable phenomena from dominant theories is as old as science, probably. In the domain of energy production, take a look at Faraday's homopolar generator for an example. EM theory as we generally conceive today cannot fully explain this device, so it is excluded as anomalous. Far better to include reality rather than exclude it, I say.

    1. Re:Science and Skepticism -- wjp by inode_buddha · · Score: 2

      er, thank you for making my point better than I did :/

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  141. Marko! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...poulou!

  142. Re: My Big Fat Greek Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> That depends. Is she married?

    "We never thought our Fotini would get married. NEVER!"

    Then one day, she met this attractive teacher who showed her how the spin nodes make the geometry give birth to spacetime, you put the lime in the coconut, and there you go.

    All the great physicists were Greek!

    "There are two kinds of people: Greeks, and everyone else who wish they was Greek." Heh heh!

  143. Now there's a geek Grrrll to dream of by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

    sigh smart, loves physics & maths and looks good, are you listening santa???

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  144. Slashdot physics. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate Slashdot discussions on Physics. Popular science is a curse on society, doubly so when it is abused.

  145. CA and spin networks by pgio2000 · · Score: 1

    Very much related. Wolfram makes this connection himself in "A New Kind of Science," pointing to spin networks as a possible link to his all-encompassing network automaton. Note, however, that Woflram's network doesn't just divide space into cells; the network precedes space or time. We perceive three-dimensional space and time, matter and energy due to the evolutions of the underlying network, but the network itself doesn't necessarily match our physical concepts of spatial continuity. So, conceivably, connected nodes in this network could represented what we see as spatially separated points. I personally think he was just leaving the door open for non-locality, and that spatially separate points will always be separated in the network.

  146. Okay here is my theory by alricsca · · Score: 1

    The universe can be conceived of as an infinite set of discrete points that all occupy the same location, each point has its own unique set of dimensions or properties that allow it to exist in the same place simultaneously. The only time there is an issue is when two or more points begin to attain the same state in several of their dimensions or properties. Then you have an interaction that either creates new states in the various points or causes two or more existing states to collapse into one new state with properties defined by the merging of the point's two properties. These transformations are time and the inertia of the system is the cause of gravity. Seems like a good explanation for me.

    Smile, hey if she can do it so can I.

  147. Hellanic Daydream by captn+ecks · · Score: 1

    Wish I may, wish I might, change occurs at the speed of light. Light and time they are the same, change occurs, the only game. If I would, then I could, the arrow of time of scalar wood. Change, its reverse but more the same, one arrow of time, forward the game. Quanta, bits that bite one another's flesh, defined by change, a rational guess. Space itself is formed thus, a spin network to knots, not ashes nor dust. Photon and gluon agents of change, notwithstanding a difference in range. Birth equals death, time on the fly, relative equivalence; one instance goodbye. Web of relationships masquerading as things, permanence illusion, change defines being. No future or past far star to retina, bosons gauge alterations, light bulb to paper. Simultaneous connections world does work, singularity to horizon, entropy is felt. Spooky action at a distance a puzzle not, one event timeless connected, reach notwithstanding. It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

  148. Lots of Asians and a few Blacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Asians are OVER-REPRESENTED , that is the percentage of Asian physicists is higher than the percentage of Asians in the general population.

    Why? Americans only care about money; they would rather study Law or Medicine because there is the opportunity to MAKE LOTS OF MONEY.

    For Americans it seems STUPID to spend 7-8 years in school for a PhH in Astrophysics or Theorerical physics when in the same time time they can get a degree which means LOTS OF MONEY.

  149. Religion and science should mesh someday by Da+VinMan · · Score: 2

    Should open-minded science and rational religion actually converge at some point, we would have great cause to celebrate. Ultimately, shouldn't they produce the same conclusions about the nature of reality? This may occur through totally different methods and vocabularies, but it should still occur.

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  150. Bob the Angry Flower reference by MrEd · · Score: 2

    Hot chicks can make a difference. I think that Bob the Angry Flower said it best.

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  151. Re:Agreed, with some extensions and clarifications by deblau · · Score: 2
    There is no violation of causality. No information propagates faster than the speed of light.

    See this treatment of Bell's Theorem for a well-written counter-argument. Note that the EPR paradox attempted to prove locality by invoking causality (no "spooky action-at-a-distance", according to Einstein), but ended up leading to Bell's work.

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  152. Re: Noether , Mitner by mat.h · · Score: 1
    STW for Emma Noether's and Lisa Mitner's stories

    You'll have much more success looking for Emmy Noether and Lise Meitner.

  153. Re:Racism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i am an american male... i am not "white bread", you racist cunt.

  154. Cooking = women's work?? by TheLink · · Score: 2

    Actually I heard the chef world is mainly male.

    But in many cases when the chef goes home, the wife cooks ;).

    Not sure why. But I believe I'm telling it like it is.

    I heard people say that most women don't mind supporting roles. I suppose more (not all) guys do mind, and so they strive harder to be boss, chef, etc in their domains of interest.

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  155. Re:Agreed, with some extensions and clarifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the hell are people so attached to causality anyway. If you relax the causality constraint, then waves travelling backwards in time mean that Quantum mechanics makes perfect sense (provided you step outside time). What's the problem with that? I don't know.

  156. Re:Agreed, with some extensions and clarifications by sunnytzu · · Score: 1

    This is a very operationalist standpoint, and I would be pleased if it were followed completely through. The article which is being discussed here takes a very different view of quantum mechanics, feeling it has something to say about something real in the universe. If only observable quantities exist, then we can deny the reality of any theoretic substructure of physics, it's merely a model of the universe. I am quite happy to heap praise on this instrumentalist view, but it is not strictly relevant to a discussion of the implications of new theories within a realistically constrained paradigm.

  157. Re:Agreed, with some extensions and clarifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are certain kinds of information that can effectively be sent FTL. Non-local information falls into this category.

    Applied mathematics _is_ real.

    One cannot say that an abstract class represents an actual object without actually instantiating that abstraction. Wavefunctions are real and they can be physically observered. Any observable interference pattern is a projection of a wavefunction.

    You are liable for your speech and actions, not your thoughts.

  158. Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you guys/girls only knew how ridiculous all your comments are, you'd stop giving them. If you want to do physics, start with the basics. Otherwise, you're speaking of things way more complex or in depth than your capable of doing. For those of you that worship Steven H. He's not held in any light to real physicist. He's just a public figure that raises eyebrowns of those that don't know any better.

  159. Here's A Concept... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Her on the left, Dr. Fiorella Terenzi on the right...

    Or maybe reversed...

    Or top and bottom...

    Or me on top of them on top of each other...

    Oh, the combinations physics can produce...

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  160. The nature of time by doug363 · · Score: 2
    OK, well, there are three things that I'd like to comment on:

    (1) Time is not just how fast things change. Time also provides a way of ordering observed events. I don't see how you could remove time from Einstein's equations. I mean, there are lots of situations where physicists make up "non-physical" quantities that aren't necessarily part of a physical understanding. These quantities could be more or less removed from the physical equations. Many people would consider electromagnetic fields to be non-physical, for example. I've actually never seen a clear definition of what a "physical quantity" is, but time and space are pretty much assumed to be physical. In classical quantum mechanics, time is treated as a parameter of the system, not as an observable (i.e. physical quantity in the normal sense) like position, energy, momentum etc. I think though, in relativistic quantum mechanics, time is an observable, because otherwise the relativistic transformations wouldn't work correctly. It's hard to get anywhere if you don't want to assume that there's anything like time that really exists.

    (2) Objects travelling near the speed of light don't actually have slower time, they just seem to from a "stationary" observer. The reverse also applies: the stationary observer seems to have slower time from the point of view of the "moving" object. So neither observer's time is actually slower. When objects accelerate, e.g. in the twin paradox, then you can say that one object's time is going slower than anothers, but that's a whole new kettle of fish.

    (3) If the total energy available were to change between different reference frames in the way that you describe, it probably would mean that different outcomes are observed in different reference frames. This is a bad thing, if say one observer sees something blow up and another observer sees it stay intact. As it is, the total energy of an object does depend on the observer (the kinetic energy changes in different reference frames), but this energy doesn't necessarily affect the internal workings of the moving object.

    Anyway, if you want to read a good popular account about this sort of stuff that gets the details right, I'd recommend The Elegant Universe by Brian Greene. It doesn't cover the theory specifically mentioned in this article, but covers a "competing" theory, string theory. On the way, it also discusses special and general relativity, the nature of space and time, quantum mechanics, extra dimensions, and all sorts of other fun stuff.

  161. Welcome to solipsism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...look that up in your Funk'n'Wagnall's! :)

    Or perhaps I should say, "welcome to my world!"

  162. Woody Allen's "The Whore of Mensa" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Suppose I wanted to have a party?" I said.

    "Like, what kind of a party?"

    "Suppose I wanted Noam Chomsky explained to me by two girls?"

    "...It'd cost you."

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