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  1. Re:I wonder.... on Saddam's Inbox Hacked · · Score: -1, Troll

    This sorry hateful rant is '+5 Funny' and yet you people couldn't understand why the Palestinians laughed at your fucking towers.

  2. Re:Why not? on England Salutes 150 Years of Eccentric Patents · · Score: 1

    I thought there were occasional cases of people recovering in mortuaries. I saw a 'Premature Burial' documentary in the UK a couple of years ago. It failed to deliver on the title, but did have some plausible guy claiming his mother had woken up in hospital morgues more than once. Sorry for this lamest of references, but all I can find on Google at the moment are alien autopsies and vampires.

  3. Why not? on England Salutes 150 Years of Eccentric Patents · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the article

    It must have seemed like a great idea at the time: an alarm to be fitted inside a coffin, just the thing to guard against premature burials.

    Why is this a bad idea now?

  4. Re:ars on ECCp-109 Solved · · Score: 1

    They kicked your ars

    (sorry)

  5. Re:I wish... on It's Not a Police Box, It's a Tardis · · Score: 5, Funny
    I can fit all my shit in there easily

    You're thinking of the TURDIS

  6. Re:Of course, you know that's TARDIS on It's Not a Police Box, It's a Tardis · · Score: 5, Funny

    And it's TARDISES not TARDII

  7. Re:Opt-in list unworkable? on Direct Marketers Association Asks To Be Regulated · · Score: 1

    I meant opt-out. Time to sleep

  8. Opt-in list unworkable? on Direct Marketers Association Asks To Be Regulated · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An opt-in list is a publicly available database of verified email addresses likely to be uncluttered by 'legitimate' spam. Won't it just be targeted by offshore spammers?

  9. Re:This isn't just a one off... on UK ISPs Refuse to Monitor Users · · Score: 2
    No, he's there because he did a good job at Education.

    Making David Blunkett education secretary is like making Stephen Hawking minister for sport.

  10. Re:Another monopoly in the making? on Symbian Signs on Samsung · · Score: 2
    Monopolies can set prices higher then Duopolies, and Duopolies can set prices higher then perfect competition.

    Not necessarily. If the product isn't essential, increased price lowers demand.

    From the side of the consumer, buying from a monopoly means you are paying higher for the same product. This is simple Economics 101.

    Now suppose the monopoly enjoys economies of scale not available to smaller suppliers. Price to consumer might even decrease.

  11. Re:Another monopoly in the making? on Symbian Signs on Samsung · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Huh? The members of the consortium are direct competitors of each other in the handset market. In what way does this resemble a monopoly?

    Also, exactly how do you imagine they will acquire the infrastructure?

  12. Re:Article is over most /.er's heads on OpenBSD Gains Privilege Elevation · · Score: 5, Funny
    50% of the comments are asking what this means, and the other 45% are asking if this is a security flaw.

    and the other 5% can't even add up.

  13. Joke on Redheads Need More Anesthesia than Others · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Doctor to woman in maternity ward: 'I've got some good news and some bad news.'

    Woman: 'What's the bad news?'

    Doctor: 'I'm sorry to have to inform you that your baby is ginger.'

    Woman: 'That's terrible. What's the good news?'

    Doctor: 'It's dead.'

  14. Re:politicians on More on the KDE League · · Score: 1

    Duh! Oh well, luckily the moderators are as clueless as I was...

  15. Re:politicians on More on the KDE League · · Score: 5, Funny
    Mammals really suck sometimes

    Yes, by definition

  16. Re:This wouldn't have happened if on GameToo Much...... And Die! · · Score: 1

    No, he would have come to a sticky end

  17. Re:This is quite sad actually on GameToo Much...... And Die! · · Score: 1
    I'm a devout muslim, and I don't obsess about death. I just want to make the most of my life, and not waste it with alcohol, drugs, fornication, adultery, etc. And I do not fear death, as I know Allah is all-just.

    Umm. You don't have a pilot's licence, do you?

  18. Re:Swapping Values Without Using a Temporary Varia on The Python Cookbook · · Score: 1
    I believe swingkid may be referring to the fact that if a and b are aliased to the same location in memory, the "trick" will go wrong

    I think it's more likely that (s)he's thinking of the a ^= b ^= a ^= b version, which is often touted as swapping a and b, but is undefined (modifies a twice between sequence points). This is an old chestnut on comp.lang.c which (s)he appears to read.

  19. Re:Swapping Values Without Using a Temporary Varia on The Python Cookbook · · Score: 1, Informative

    No, it isn't.

  20. Re:title : dumbest ever on Nobel Prizes for Physics Awarded to Smart People · · Score: 5, Funny
    do give us an example sometime of nobel prizes being awarded to dumb people.

    Ask again after the Peace prize is announced Thursday...

  21. Re:Oh god. on Cell Phone-Controlled Household Robot Revealed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ha Ha I HOAP not

  22. Since you're so high up the totem pole on Talk To an Astute IT Industry Observer · · Score: 1

    care to comment on the Indian PDA?

  23. Only 'primed to overtake'? on CDMA, Cell Phone Standards And Who "Wins" · · Score: 1

    I thought this had happened already. US handsets are already twice the size of ours.

  24. Been done before on Exchange Email Addresses With A Handshake · · Score: 1

    They tried this in the seventies but it went disastrously wrong

  25. Re:OT: a bold WTC? on Blind User Sues Southwest Over Web Site, Cites ADA · · Score: 1
    What is up with people spreading that link around. the wtc2002.org design has been soundly rebuffed by anyone with any esthetic sense whatsoever. In other words, it's butt ugly.

    Not to mention all that fucking glass. Anyone who saw the footage of 9/11 knows that the next WTC should be made out of rubber.