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  1. Prove It on HP Spying Incident Included Journalists · · Score: 1
    We're still investigating

    No charges, yet...

    In other words, if someone claiming to be reporter Joe Blow somehow gets Joe Blow's records... how do you pin it on Private Eye S. Bullets (s for sweating)?

    Unless Mr. Bullets left a paper trail...

    Think of the reverse situation; Joe Blow leaks his own info to PI Bullets... then claims he was "identity thefted"... what a great way to leak a leak and still maintain "confidential source" credibility!

    I have no idea what I am talking about here.

  2. Cancer, then, is an anti-aging program on Tumor-suppressing Gene Contributes to Aging · · Score: 3, Funny
    Cancer, then, is an anti-aging program

    Yes, when cancer works, you stop getting older.

    Q.E.D.

  3. Not the title insurer's fault on Identity Thieves Steal Homes · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If the purported owner does have clear title. It is title insurance, not identity verification. I am not sure who is in charge of that, but the title insurance company is just that - titles, leins, loans - paperwork recorded against the property.

    So - yes, they make sure the owner owns it, not "is this the owner"...

  4. What kind of hammer? on Hacker-Built PC Scans 300 Wifi Networks At Once · · Score: 2, Funny
    There are so many hammers to choose from!

    (OMG - and you thought Geek sites were bad - "hammernet". Sheesh!)

  5. Re:Terrorists on Hacker-Built PC Scans 300 Wifi Networks At Once · · Score: 1
    Just refer them to this post.

    When they trace the VoIP calls back to your network, just tell the cops; "Um, yeah, I saw those guys leave, just as I as pulling up. They were using my secured network without my permission, then they entered my secure house and took my snacks from my child-proof cabinet. Then drove off in my locked car, carrying my secured weapons safe..."

    Just add network access to the list of "secured" items that can be taken.

  6. The real "free credit report" site on AT&T Crack Part of a Phishing Operation · · Score: 1
    Go here - not "freecreditreport.com". They will give you a report, but they also want to sign you up for monitoring, for a monthly fee.

    They do reference the truely free site - right on the front page, even if it is in a blue-on-blue color scheme.

  7. But I thought SPAM was 80% of traffic? on ISPs Fight Against Encrypted BitTorrent Downloads · · Score: 5, Funny
    Spam + Torrent = %160, plus whatever "real" traffic the net has...

    Wow, stunning efficiency, or bad statistics.

  8. Fine, then - have it both ways on Pluto Making a Comeback · · Score: 5, Funny
    Americans can stick with the nine planets as designed by God.

    The rest of the world can use the metric planets that evolved in our solar system.

    There. Everyone happy now?

  9. OT: impromptu ask slashdot... on SMART Probe to Crash Into the Moon · · Score: 1
    So, what will happen, when it is technically possible deliver a huge, but finite amount, of dull dust on the surface of the Moon in order to effectively "tag" it?

    Anyhow, I know there are international treaties reguarding "ownership" of the Moon (and Antartica), but are there any laws against "cosmic graffiti"?

    I hope I never see the "Nike Swoosh", or some such when I gaze upon the full Moon, but what's to stop someone (other than "bad PR", and right now, lots of money)?

  10. I've replaced every CFL in my house. on The Light Bulb That Can Change the World · · Score: 1
    Yup - there is something about fluorescents that just bug me.

    I've replaced 5 out of 6 of them in my house with either halogen or standard.

    I do have many lights on dimmer switches, however. The light bulbs last a LONG time if you never use them full blast.

  11. That's why they call it academic... on Star Trek PhD Thesis Wins Academic Prize · · Score: 1
    Please check items 3 and 4 in a dictionary for academic.

  12. Call me cynical... on OLPC Gets a New Name, New Features · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I know I do.

    Yeah, you just wait - if these things ever get distributed to the kids you think need them, you are mistaken.

    What makes you think the same thing won't happen to them as happens to stuff like food? They will be absconded with and sold to people who will buy them on eBay (or whatever) without asking where they came from.

    Yeah, just what the 3rd world needs - computers. Not non-corrupt governments and basic infrastructure... yeah, computers, that's the ticket!

    You can teach kids about "stuff". My crank broke off, my screen is broken, my battery is dead, my OLPC won't boot, I have no local internet connection. Some bully just killed my sister for her OLPC. What's for dinner?

    Sorry, didn't mean to harsh your buzz, but come on? Computers for poor kids in the third world? Aren't there any prerequisites to support that?

    I suppose you could flood the world with these devices to the point that they are worth less than the mugging they would take to steal from someone, but somehow I doubt it.

    Think about it - if you handed out dollar bills to these folks what would happen to them? You are talking about handing out $140 bills? OK, it is not as fungible as cash, but say you traded it in for 100:1 value? You propose handing out dollar bills and you don't think the bad guys aren't going to harvest them?

    On the other hand, maybe they will only go to semi-desparate places that do have some modicum of rule of law, etc. In which case, never mind.

    Mod me troll or flamebait, but that's just me.

  13. Shrinkage on EFF Sues Barney Producers over Spoof Sites · · Score: 1
    LOL

    They missed the obvious cause of the problem. IT IS COLD THERE.

    As George Costanza would say; "I was in the pool!"

  14. 1/800,000,000th less than they think... on What Could YouTube Be Worth? · · Score: 1
    If there are 800M broadband users, and I am one, and I haven't watched any ads from youtube, then the value is worth less than they think by 1/800,000,000th.

    Probably more, because I actually have money, pay for my own ISP connection, own a house, etc. On the other hand, I am not TOO young, so maybe I am not the "money" demographic. Heh, The way things are going in the US, the "money" demographic aren't going to have any -- it is all going to be sucked into retirement benefits for "us", soon (whether we need it or not!).

  15. Bad guys can always break in... on 11-year-old Proves Locks Not So Secure · · Score: 2
    a) There aren't as many bad guys as [the media tells] you think.

    b) You can greatly mitigate the possibility of running into bad guys by going somewhere where they are not (if you can afford it).

    c) Put better locks on your door.

    d) Arm yourself in a appropriate fashion (if your municipality still allows this reasonable option.)

    BTW. "bumping" a lock is nothing, compared to what a sledge hammer can do.

  16. I am not sure PacMan CAN do much... on Harvard Phd Vs. About.com over Gaming · · Score: 1
    There are no Arms, no Legs, no dangly bits... MsPacMan seems too big to eat (unless she turns blue)... the Pac folk can't even talk, as far as I can tell.

    What the hell CAN they do besides eat little dots, blue "ghosts", and die? I guess that is enough for some people.

  17. Re:Why MS don't want OSI's Blessings on Microsoft License Goes to OSI But Not From Redmond · · Score: 2, Informative
    You are right - OSI is not recognised... suggested "correct" spellings are:

    Obi
    Osier
    Soy
    Soil
    Oasis

  18. Yeah, right, "D. East" on Debunking a Bogus Encryption Statement? · · Score: 1
    Sure, just take "Dan East" and shorten to the more common "DEAST" and you get a simple 5 letter name!

    Well, we all know that 2^5 = 32.

    So, if we take your slashdot userid of 318230 and multiply by 32 we get 10,183,360 (you can stop checking the math after this).

    So, take 10,183,360 and re-write as 10 18 33 60 and then translate those four characters into "WEST" and it is perfectly clear that he is one of them!

    I don't have to spell it out! Mr. East is leading you the wrong way, because you are getting too close!

  19. Huh? Hello? Network sniffers? Firewalls? on Croatia Adopts Open Source Policy · · Score: 1
    We can't verify that some foreign government or corporation isn't spying on us

    Gee, I can't imagine you aren't the first to think of that...

    Don't you think MANY have already "spied" on (cough) Windows?

    Been there, done that.

  20. Re:Maxwell's Vacuum Cleaner on Irish Company Claims Free Energy · · Score: 1

    You, Sir. Have ZERO sense of humor.

  21. BFD. That's what those numbers are for... on Geologists Angry About New 'Pluton' Definition · · Score: 4, Funny
    The numbers in defintions of words that have more than one meaning...

    1. n. some rock thingy that noone* cares about.
    2. n. some astromomical thingy that nooone* cares about.

    * by weight, not intellectual capacity.

  22. MOND = Microsoft alternative? on Dark Matter Exists · · Score: 1
    Now that Dark Matter has been found, and MOND is dead, doesn't that leave all those MONO supporters in the lurch (lurch = see Addams Family).

    If MONO is dead, we will have no choice but to run our beloved C# code on Microsoft platforms!

    Wait... incoming news... that's MOND, not MONO.

    <Squeeky Voice> Nevermind. </Squeeky Voice>

  23. Maxwell's Vacuum Cleaner on Irish Company Claims Free Energy · · Score: 2, Funny
    You know, when they are done building the space elevator, they could just run a hollow tube along side it.

    Then, whenever you needed to suck things into the vacuum of space, just uncap the tube. Free vacuuming, with no annoying noises!

    Also - that Beatles song - Maxwell's Silver Hammer - was that about special tools needed to build the elevator?

  24. Re:49? = 7 * 7 on First Phase of AIDS Vaccine Trials Successful · · Score: 2, Funny
    7 is a lucky number, just to be super lucky, they used 7 * 7!

    Hmmm, this was China... I think 8 is the lucky number there. Never mind.

  25. People don't need to "search" for popular sites on Traversing the "Googlearchy" · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sites become popular the old fashioned way - by word of mouth... ok by email, but still.

    Personally, I "search" for purchasing info, business info, etc.

    I am told about "popular" sites directly... they are um, popular.