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Pluto Making a Comeback

anthemaniac writes "Space.com reports that the American Astronomical Unions Division of Planetary Scientists recognizes the IAU's authority to make a new planet defintion but expects it to be altered. Separately, 300 astronomers have signed a petition saying they won't use the definition. All this stems from the discontent over how only 424 astronomers voted on the proposal that demoted Pluto. Looks like this little dog is on the comeback trail."

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  1. waiting by thesupermikey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    it seems like any vote on the future of pluto ought to wait till after the prob gets there in a few years. We do not even have good pictures of the planet, or a lot of solid date (if the wikipedia entry is good). I say wait to make any changes until than, anything else would be jumping the gun

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    1. Re:waiting by lbrandy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      anything else would be jumping the gun

      I am much happier thinking that astronomers are in a hole somewhere in the middle of the night staring into the sky adding to the human body of knowledge, then sitting in a giant auditorium fighting over meaningless bullshit and operating at the lowest forms of the intellectual discourse (semantics and sophistry... voting on definitions.. oh jesus). I liked it better when a bunch of people sitting in a giant room yelling and screaming about nothing and being otherwise useless was called Congress...

      This is an argument over terminology. There is nothing of any value, at all, at stake here. This is so people can refer to planets and have it mean something, as a word. This is basically the equivalent of Webster writing down what a word means. This isn't even actual science.. it's just a bunch of people trying to formalize their industry's terminology to facillitate communication. The scientific value of a probe is going to be exactly the same if Pluto is a dwarf planet, a pluton, a planet, a really large Kuiper Belt Object, or anything else.

      Just pick a god damm definition. I'm starting to think astronomers are doing this on purpose to get themselves alot of free press and airtime. Professors everywhere are making 6 minutes TV and radio spots to explain this stupid "controversy". It's semantics. Nothing more, nothing less.

    2. Re:waiting by buswolley · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Two things: 1> Taxonomic classifications will never satisfy everyone, nor will they ever be precise enough to cover all cases. 2>Its sad that the news focuses so much on this non-issue. Its not important! There are other things much more important that need the airtime. 3>This reminds me of old snotty aristocrats who pride themselves on their extensive and obscure vocabulary because it distinguishes them from the common man. Sorry..I'm studying for my GRE's.. Words like Stygian.. I mean fuck you, if you know what that means. and lastly, 4>They will finally figure out that Pluto is not a planet, it s a dog.

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    3. Re:waiting by sumdumass · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Unless more deviousactiond undermines this effort (like killing astroligy), You might be correct in that they are doing this for the attention. Keeping Pluto listed as a planet just for historic reasons should be enough. It isn't like we found the flat earth was actualy round. With pluto and planets we just made a definition, changed the meanings, and then discovered pluto doesn't fit into it now.

      Pluto is and always should be a planet. If they try to claim it isn't, i think it will start a bigger controversy then creation verses evolution when taught in schools.

    4. Re:waiting by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What more information do we need about Pluto? There's lots to learn, but nothing that bears on the argument at hand.

      You seem to think that "planet" is a word astronomer's agree on, and we just don't know enough about Pluto to say whether it is one. It's the other way around.

      Despite the headlines, astronomers are not arguing over whether Pluto's a planet. They're arguing over the right way to define "planet". Pluto's relevent only because lots of people are used to thinking of Pluto as a planet, and don't want a definition that leaves Pluto out. But that's hard to do. There are millions of trans-Neptunian objects. If Pluto is a planet, than so are many of them.

      I heard an interview with an astronmer who described our solar system as it would be seen by an alien arriving from outside. The first thing the alien would notice is the huge cloud of trans-Neptunian objects. Then much further in he'd see 8 planets. Or maybe he'd view them as 4 rocky worlds and 4 gaseous worlds. But in any case he'd differentiate all 8, which orbit pretty much in a single plane, from the TNOs, which form a sort of donut-shaped cloud. If he noticed Pluto at all, he'd definitely classify it with the TNOs.

      Then suppose he met us, and we tried to tell him that Pluto isn't a TNO, it's a planet, just because it was discovered before the TNOs. He'd think we were being pretty arbitrary — and he'd be right.

    5. Re:waiting by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am much happier thinking that astronomers are in a hole somewhere in the middle of the night staring into the sky adding to the human body of knowledge [rather than] sitting in a giant auditorium fighting over meaningless bullshit and operating at the lowest forms of the intellectual discourse

      Kind of like Slashdot, you mean? :-)

    6. Re:waiting by lbrandy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry..I'm studying for my GRE's.. Words like stygian.. I mean fuck you, if you know what that means.

      Fuck me? Fuck you, you fatuous rube with your puerile lexicon.

    7. Re:waiting by BeeBeard · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Poster is right-on. Attacking the way the voting was done when you don't like the result is just jive and sour grapes. The only thing that could be worse is if the fuss is over semantics rather than science. Sorry Scientific Community! Your incredibly petty arguments and infighting have failed to capture the hearts and minds of we mere laymen!

    8. Re:waiting by C0R1D4N · · Score: 2, Funny

      All those damned illegal aliens coming and trying to change my language! Speak english! We define what a planet is dammit!

    9. Re:waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      We can't take it back now, we've arlready sent it out in the "Arecibo message". We're going to like pretty silly to the aliens in the m13 cluster. So are we going to have to resend that signal, saying "Whoops our bad, its eight not nine planets....no really, we do know how to count."

    10. Re:waiting by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am much happier thinking that astronomers are in a hole somewhere in the middle of the night staring into the sky adding to the human body of knowledge, then sitting in a giant auditorium fighting over meaningless bullshit. . .

      You're new here in science, aren't you?

      Just pick a god damm definition.

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    11. Re:waiting by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Insightful
      There are millions of trans-Neptunian objects. If Pluto is a planet, than so are many of them.


      So? If there's more trans-Neptunian objects out there big enough to be called planets, our system has more planets. What's the big deal? There's nothing magic about the number 9 (or 8) as the number of planets. When Uranus was discovered, the number of known planets increased; it increased again with Neptune. If we find more planets out there, it will increase yet again. No big deal.

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    12. Re:waiting by cptgrudge · · Score: 5, Informative

      Your post intrigued me, and after some quick research with the help of Google, I agree. You can fire up Celestia and actually see some of them, just make asteroid orbits and names visible. Pluto fits right in with them; it seems to be the largest of them.

      For you unbelievers, here's a list. These objects are all out of the "normal" plane of orbits, just like Pluto.

      Name, Radius
      Pluto, 1,151km
      Ixion, 600km
      Quaoar, 625km
      Orcus, 800km
      Varuna, 450km

      And these are just some "nicely named" ones. See "2003 EL61", "2005 FY9", etc for more examples. And you can add more as well. For those with computers that aren't slow, this page contains a Celestia ssc of 1007(!) TNOs. Doughnut shaped indeed.

      Also, there is a class (like 20%-30%) of them called Plutinos which share Pluto's stable 3:2 orbital resonance with Neptune. How did this come to be? There are theories, but nothing definitive yet.

      The debate will continue, but if you look at that Celestia ssc of 1007 TNOs, it is pretty clear that Pluto is not a "major planet". If it is, then we've got dozens, possibly hundreds of them.

      (Apologies if this has been covered before.)

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    13. Re:waiting by doubletruncation · · Score: 1
      I am much happier thinking that astronomers are in a hole somewhere in the middle of the night staring into the sky adding to the human body of knowledge, then sitting in a giant auditorium fighting over meaningless bullshit and operating at the lowest forms of the intellectual discourse

      I agree with you. I think that most astronomers (at least all the ones I know) don't give a damn about what the definition of "planet" is - it really is not a pressing issue. The fact that so few people stuck around for the vote (as noted by the summary) shows this.

    14. Re:waiting by mibus · · Score: 5, Funny

      We can't take it back now, we've arlready sent it out in the "Arecibo message". We're going to like pretty silly to the aliens in the m13 cluster. So are we going to have to resend that signal, saying "Whoops our bad, its eight not nine planets....no really, we do know how to count."

      No, it's a plausible deniability thing. If they're good aliens, they come here, we explain that we were very primitive but have since learned to count.

      If they're bad aliens, we say "What? We only have eight planets. This isn't the solar system you're looking for. Move along..." :)

    15. Re:waiting by Safiire+Arrowny · · Score: 1
      Pluto is and always should be a planet. If they try to claim it isn't, i think it will start a bigger controversy then creation verses evolution when taught in schools.


      I think the same thing, except exactly opposite. I seriously don't think parents and students will rise up and fight vigorously about calling pluto something other than a planet.

      I think this is another of the many things that only geeks and astronomers care about.
    16. Re:waiting by Hoch · · Score: 5, Funny

      If they are bad aliens, we simply ask them if they want the same fate as the 9th planet had. They won't mess with us after that.

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    17. Re:waiting by Typhon100 · · Score: 1
      i think it will start a bigger controversy then creation verses evolution when taught in schools.
      Right, because people totally get more fired up over the definition of planet than over religion and politics. What alternate reality do you live in, and how can I get there?
    18. Re:waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Words like Stygian.. I mean fuck you, if you know what that means.
      oohh! Oooh! OOHH!!! I know that word! I know what that means!
      hey...
      Wait a minute.
      fuck me?
      Fuck me?...
      ...
      no, buddy, fuck you.
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    19. Re:waiting by LKM · · Score: 1

      So, you want school children to learn millions of planets instead of eight, just so Pluto can be a planet? Meh :-P

    20. Re:waiting by Haveck · · Score: 0

      I think that most astronomers (at least all the ones I know)

      Who are you kidding? Who actually knows an astronomer?

    21. Re:waiting by Slorv · · Score: 1

      Thank you, thank you, thank you, finally someone with insight ...

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    22. Re:waiting by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Poster is right-on. Attacking the way the voting was done when you don't like the result is just jive and sour grapes.

      Everyone at my house just took a vote - We unanimously voted that BeeBeard should send us all his money. And we don't want to hear about sour grapes, like "too few people voted to have any meaning" or "you didn't consider my input first". ;-)

      The rest, I agree with. These guys have taken to arguing semantics, not a good sign for their future. However, I don't think most of us need to worry, because no one cares what they decide. Consider the definition of a "constellation" - Most of us consider things like the Big Dipper or Orion as constellations; astronomers call those "Asterisms" and refer to large nondescript (except by coordinates) parallelograms of sky as "true" constellations.

    23. Re:waiting by grumbel · · Score: 1
      Pluto's relevent only because lots of people are used to thinking of Pluto as a planet

      I would argue that most peoples understanding of Pluto is wrong for exactly that reason. If I think about planets, I think about large objects orbiting the sun in a nice ordered fashion, ie. all the orbits lie almost on a plane, all orbits are almost circular. Pluto however simply doesn't do that, he neither lies in the same plane as the rest of the planets, nor does he follow the classic ordering, every once in a while he is closer to the sun then Neptun.

      Now what astronomers think of the issue might be a different thing, but I would throw it out of the 'planet' status especially because most people think it is one, when in truth it simply might not be exactly what people expect it to be.

    24. Re:waiting by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      (Apologies if this has been covered before.)

      No need, I think thats the most concise breakdown I've seen on the subject recently.
      Thank you.

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    25. Re:waiting by SEE · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dank and dismal. From the river Styx, which Charon ferries people across to the realm of Hades (Pluto to the Romans), a dank and diamal realm of the dead very similar to the Jewish Sheol, both of which are often conflated with Hell in Christian cosmology . . .

    26. Re:waiting by srl100 · · Score: 1

      OK, so we make the definition of a major planet be "(radius > 1000km) && (nice name)" and let Pluto in the club. Now that that's sorted, who wants an orange whip?

    27. Re:waiting by just_forget_it · · Score: 1

      First off, nowhere in any of these articles did the term millions come up. That was a gross exaggeration by a poster here. They're not even sure if there are hundreds, so we're talking about a much smaller number here.

      The fact is, defining a planet is pretty easy.

      Planet: A Celestial body that is spherical or spheroid in shape due to its own gravity, not a satellite, that spins about a well-defined axis

      Simple, concise, and I'm not even a damn astronomer. It's much better than "has cleared the neighborhood." Serioulsy, wtf is up with that? That's REALLY scientific and not completely vague at all.

      Changing the definition of "planet" just because we don't want to make school children have to memorize more than 100 things is nothing but pure laziness on our part.

    28. Re:waiting by Twiek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then I guess we should reclassify Ceres, Pallas, Juno and Vesta planets as well... you know, for historic reasons.

      Originally the Sun and moon were classified as planets. Should we keep that definition for historic reasons?

      What about all the round trans-Neptunian objects? 2003 UB313, Charon, Sedna, Quaoar, or the 1000 others? Should all those be planets as well? And if you're gonna include at least everything in the Kuiper belt, you might as well include all the round asteroids. And all the round Trojan bodies.

      Shoot, while you're at it, why don't we just include every single comet in the Oort cloud? Then the solar system would have billions of planets. Take that 55 Cancri!

      /sarcasm

      I don't understand why people have a hard time "letting go" of Pluto as a planet... It's floating in a cloud of objects, just like Ceres. And just like Ceres, once we discovered that it's just one of many (some even larger) in a belt of objects, it got reclassified. What's so freggin' hard to understand?

    29. Re:waiting by mikehoskins · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      Until the Kuiper Express tells us more about Pluto, Charon, et. al, as well as others of these Kuiper Belt objects, we should reserve our judgement.

    30. Re:waiting by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think we should be more concerned with nuking LV-426 from orbit. . .

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    31. Re:waiting by Errtu76 · · Score: 1

      Amen to that! It looks like scientists are just afraid because it means they'll have to come up with even more names. And let's be honest, 'Pluto'? No, i completely understand them and i can see the scene now: "Hey, i just saw another planet! What shall we name this one?" "Uhm .. Let's see, we had the entire Disney cast, how about we start naming them after muppets now?" "Oh, jolly good idea. And welcome planet Gonzo and planet Fozzie!"

    32. Re:waiting by hcob$ · · Score: 1
      Big Ass Round Thing! Big Ass Round Thing! Big Ass Round Thing!
      How bout "Fairly Approximate Round Thing".

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    33. Re:waiting by Amouth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      they should.. that ball or rock is real.. religion and politics and all the discussions they create are created in our heads....

      that ball of rock will be there wether we care or not

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    34. Re:waiting by oliderid · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well teach Pluto is a planet in US schools. Pluto seems to be extremely popular in the US for historical reason I guess. So if you like it so much, simply keep it. What do you fear? UN resolutions?

    35. Re:waiting by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      So? If there's [millions of] trans-Neptunian objects out there big enough to be called planets, our system has more planets. What's the big deal?

      We're running out of gods to name them!

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    36. Re:waiting by laxcat · · Score: 1
      Pluto is and always should be a planet. If they try to claim it isn't, i think it will start a bigger controversy then creation verses evolution when taught in schools.

      What I don't get is how so much of the argument to keep Pluto as a planet hinges around nostalgia, and "keeping the textbooks the same." How is that science? Things change; science marches on. If we have a better definition of a planet now, we should apply it univerally (pun intended). But we shouldn't adjust the definition so it fits "history," or fits "text books." That's so flawed I can't even believe someone could seriously hold that position.

      So far as controversy, so what if there is? People can kick and spit all they like, but they can't change a scientific definition by protesting. (Or they shouldn't be able to, anyway.) What if I got a whole bunch of people together and said that the Bohr model of the atom is the correct one, because its easier to draw. Oh, and it's traditional! Down with change!

      Now if they decide that a better definition of a planet would include Pluto (which it might, I don't really know much about the actual scientific arguments), we'll have to change the textbooks anyway! But do we really want like 40 "planets" in our solar system just so we can keep Pluto? Seems pretty stupid to me.

    37. Re:waiting by phulegart · · Score: 1

      It's the only way to be sure.

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    38. Re:waiting by Feanturi · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, you want school children to learn millions of planets instead of eight, just so Pluto can be a planet?

      Then they'd have to learn things like, "My Very Eager Mother Just Sent Us New Pajamas Which Didn't Fit Properly So We Had To Go Back To Walmart And Exchange Them For Better Ones But We Didn't Have The Receipt So There Was Nothing Else To Do But Cause A Distraction In The Store And Run Out With The Correct Ones And Then We Went To McDonald's And I Had A Big Mac With Small Fries But Then..."

    39. Re:waiting by deadlinegrunt · · Score: 1

      Look People, this is a multi-million dollar installation, okay? AcidLacedPenguN can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt!

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    40. Re:waiting by wrightam · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, Orion IS a constellation in its own right. But you are correct. The "Big Dipper" is an asterism, just an easily recognizable part of Ursa Major.

    41. Re:waiting by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      You might be correct in that they are doing this for the attention.

      It seems to me the other way round. Scientists have refined their terminology for their own purposes and now moved on, and there's a bunch of people complaining about "historical reasons", like it really matters. Seems to me it's these people who want the attention.

    42. Re:waiting by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      You should have added, "No offense." so ALPN could have replied, "None taken."

    43. Re:waiting by frankie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your Celestia is at least a year out of date, because Pluto is at best the SECOND largest TNO/KBO, and probably lower than that. Here's a good illustration: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:2006-16-d-print .jpg

      p.s. I'd like to remind everyone that Ceres, Pallas, Juno and Vesta all used to be officially recognized planets ... until it was discovered that there are thousands of other objects much like them in the same part of space. Then they got redefined. Hmm... does this pattern of events sound familiar?

    44. Re:waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What about all the round trans-Neptunian objects? 2003 UB313, Charon, Sedna, Quaoar, or the 1000 others?"

      You can try to make the idea of grandfathering Pluto as a planet sound complex, but you're only fooling yourself. What are the planets? My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pickles (or whatever variant). Pluto is a planet (by this def), other pluto-like objects are not. That's the nature of an exception, silly, it doesn't apply to other cases.

    45. Re:waiting by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      Stop encouraging them! We've already got enough people here deciding that they like make believe better than reality without your help.

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    46. Re:waiting by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      Let's be honest, these 300 guys who are boycotting got so fired up at this not all of them could be bothered to turn up and vote. They'd rather sit in their offices and hold the definition ransom than get up and walk to a ballot box.

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    47. Re:waiting by BeeBeard · · Score: 1

      Sure, but first let's fight about whether the unit of currency should be called a dollar or a buck. ;) Will you take a cashier's check or money order?

    48. Re:waiting by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I am much happier thinking that astronomers are in a hole somewhere in the middle of the night staring into the sky adding to the human body of knowledge, then sitting in a giant auditorium fighting over meaningless bullshit and operating at the lowest forms of the intellectual discourse (semantics and sophistry... voting on definitions.. oh jesus).

      Except that scientific organizations like the IAU have often decided terminology by vote. It's a well-established scientific tradition. As in this case, it is often preceded by quite a bit of discussion. Usually the vote doesn't happen until it's fairly clear that there is a concensus. But even then, there is usually some further discussion after the vote, including groups that try to demonstrate why the decision was wrong.

      The oddest part of this is the way it's reported as a redefinition. But "planet" never actually had a technical definition. It's not a technical term, really; it's mostly a media and school textbook (and astrology ;-) term. It's not clear why the IAU ever bothered. Was there some sort of PR crisis that necessitated such a definition? Or is this just a "silly season" news story?

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    49. Re:waiting by jc42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      [M]uch of the argument to keep Pluto as a planet hinges around nostalgia, and "keeping the textbooks the same." How is that science? Things change; science marches on.

      Actually, there is some scientific precedent for this. For example, a few years back zoologists figured out that Apatosaurus and Brontosaurus were the same species. Apatosaurus was the older term, so it was decreed the official name. There was a minor outcry, because the Brontosaurus was the favorite dinosaur of so many people. So the decision was made to accept Brontosaurus as a synonym of Apatosaurus.

      This definition was basically a bit of silly PR. But it did have one technical effect: It meant that Brontosaurus couldn't be re-used to name a new dinosaur species. This is reasonable, since so many older texts use the term. And it was good from a scientific field that can be rather abstruse at times.

      Astronomers have pointed out that "planet" has never really been a technical term. So it definition doesn't mean much to them. They'll continue to talk about "objects" and "bodies", and give specs to more precisely say what sort of thing they're talking about.

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    50. Re:waiting by kimvette · · Score: 1

      By not referring to Pluto as a planet, you're supporting terrorists. After all, only terrorists would want to eliminate a planet. Right? Right?

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    51. Re:waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't understand why people have a hard time "letting go" of Pluto as a planet... It's floating in a cloud of objects, just like Ceres. And just like Ceres, once we discovered that it's just one of many (some even larger) in a belt of objects, it got reclassified. What's so freggin' hard to understand?


      I say it is tied to culture and religion in a vague way: When they were kids, Pluto was a planet, and now things are different and they don't want change.
    52. Re:waiting by buswolley · · Score: 1

      Thanks I have an online dictionary too.

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    53. Re:waiting by doubletruncation · · Score: 1

      I'm an astronomy grad student, so I know a lot of them actually.

    54. Re:waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is /. You have only three choices: "no such thing as intellectual property", "bash Microsoft" or "silly season". Expressions containing substantial quantities of reason, reality, and logic are not permitted.

      Astronomy made simple enough for /. The solar system is made up of four large rock balls, four much larger gas balls, uncounted random little rocks and ice balls, and that really big hot thing in the middle. Planets are little moving lights in the sky that move faster than the really tiny but slowly moving lights in the sky. The really tiny lights that don't move so fast in the night sky are stars. The stars are really very hot but are so far away you can't feel the heat. That really big hot thing in the middle is also a star. Its much closer to us than any other star so we can feel its heat.

    55. Re:waiting by mkarcher · · Score: 1

      They'll just think that the planet between Mars and Jupiter exploded in the meantime.

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    56. Re:waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Game over man! Game over!

    57. Re:waiting by danielk1982 · · Score: 1

      Keeping Pluto listed as a planet just for historic reasons should be enough.

      No. Science should not base its definitions or findings on historic reasons or the emotional state of the population at large. IAU is trying to come up with rigorous scientific definition for 'planet'. I don't know what they will eventually decide but anything will be better than having no definition and relying on intuitive judgement to label something a planet - thats how Pluto got in, in the first place you know. Besides, by your reasoning, Pluto, Neptune and Uranus should never have been planets because historically, only Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn were planets.

    58. Re:waiting by Ken+D · · Score: 1

      And possibly that alien would think that the TNOs were BY FAR the more interesting and useful things in orbit around the sun. After all they individually have small gravity and are not so far down in the Sun's gravity well either. Making them potentially useful resources that are efficiently accessed.

      Those other 8 things? Trash, useless.

    59. Re:waiting by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Why? What do you think that New Horizons will tell us that's relevent to its planetary status? We know its orbit, its mass, its surface composition, and its shape. What else do we need to know? Geological activity, atmospheric and magnetosphere behaviors are pretty much never considered to have bearing on whether something is a planet or not. Odds are they there is nothing that we'll learn that will shift the debate either way. We have the data we need, now we just need to figure out how to *organize* it.

    60. Re:waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the vote was held on the last day of a conference, and that conference was held in Prague, and the fact that only those present on that last day of the conference were allowed to vote (no email or other internet votes), I find your comment to be extremely stupid. I hope you are just trolling because otherwise you are just being a dumbass and you clearly have no idea about attending international conferences (the costs to go, who pays to go, etc), especially ones that go on for ten days.

      They work on a definition over the course of several years, all done without having to be in the same room, then at one particular conference they change the definition at the conference and require you to be there for the vote on the last day, after over 80-percent of the attendees had left: that sounds like a railroad job to me.

      On top of all of this, their last-minute change is ambiguous and contradictionary: if a body has to "clear the neighborhood about its orbit," then guess what Einstein, the Earth and Jupiter are no longer planets either. How does that fit your definition?

    61. Re:waiting by TheRon6 · · Score: 1

      The Arecibo message also said that the number of nucleotides in the human genome is about 4.2 billion when in fact there are about 3.2 billion base pairs in the human genome http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecibo_message. So we've already found one major screw-up that makes the single bit in the message that depicts Pluto seem relatively trivial.

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    62. Re:waiting by Baljet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pluto is the only "Planet" discovered by an american. Who's running the petition? Mystery solved!

    63. Re:waiting by ultranova · · Score: 1

      What I don't get is how so much of the argument to keep Pluto as a planet hinges around nostalgia, and "keeping the textbooks the same." How is that science? Things change; science marches on.

      Whether a ball of rock, gas or liquid is called a planet, planetoid, or an asteroid is not science by any stretch of imagination. We are talking about arbitrary limits, so why not put them where it's convenient: where people expect them to be. So, let's call Pluto a planet, so we don't need to change our textbooks; it's not like it makes any difference to science.

      So far as controversy, so what if there is? People can kick and spit all they like, but they can't change a scientific definition by protesting.

      But you can change an arbitrary definition by protesting.

      What if I got a whole bunch of people together and said that the Bohr model of the atom is the correct one, because its easier to draw. Oh, and it's traditional! Down with change!

      Bohr model is demonstratably incorrect. It is, however, impossible to devise any experiment whatsoever that would conclusively prove that some particular definition of the word "planet" (or anything else for that matter) is incorrect. Planet is whatever people mean when they say planet.

      Now if they decide that a better definition of a planet would include Pluto (which it might, I don't really know much about the actual scientific arguments), we'll have to change the textbooks anyway! But do we really want like 40 "planets" in our solar system just so we can keep Pluto? Seems pretty stupid to me.

      Or we could just agree to call all bodies in freefall "unfixed masses" in scientific context and let "planet" be the popular layman word for nine specific unfixed masses, as well as any other that happen to acquire the usage as we explore neighbouring solar systems, however long that may take. Problem solved, science has been improved by removing the artificial division to planets and non-planets, and the unwashed masses can keep calling Pluto a planet without fear of being forcefully shampooed by the semantic police.

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    64. Re:waiting by BryanL · · Score: 1

      This echoes my sentiments exactly. I think the failure of astronomers is explaining why this should be important. Even here on slashdot where I like to think people are more interested and informed about science there are many people scratching there heads over this or pissed off. Nomenclature is important in any scentific field.

    65. Re:waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, if by "a few years back" you mean 103 years. And it was the paleontologists, not the zoologists (the former deal with dead bones, and the latter with live bones).

    66. Re:waiting by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Words like Stygian.. I mean fuck you, if you know what that means.

      Sometimes, when someone manages to escape from the Abyss alive, the weight of memory is too much for them and they jump to river Styx to purge themselves of it. The discarded memory becomes a kind of monster called a "Stygian Memory", and it tries to find some other unfortunate bastard to rebind to and torment.

      And the funny thing is, I've never actually played D&D !-(

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    67. Re:waiting by ultranova · · Score: 1

      We're running out of gods to name them!

      No worries, Jupiter's working hard to fix it, but unfortunately the results will only be suitable for demiplanets ;).

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    68. Re:waiting by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      You just don't get it, it's the pro-Pluto people that are the terrorists, and they must be defeated. This is all part of greater struggle against Iceball Fascism, where all the the objects in the Kuiper Belt are going to join together and form the great Iceball Caliphate. If we don't fight against Pluto, we'll be fighting the Iceballs here on Earth. You pro-Pluto people are just appeasing the Fascist Iceballs.

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    69. Re:waiting by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail right on the head. If, for instance, Pluto had been discovered last year, given all we know about the outer solar system, then Pluto would be classified as a KBO, just like "Xena" and Ixion, etc. The 8 planets are unique, whereas Pluto and Ceres are merely large members of 2 classes of objects. The only reason there is this backlash is sentimentality, pure and simple.

    70. Re:waiting by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Excellent summary (for slashdot)! I hope someone mods you up. I can't, because you're replying to my message ;-)

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    71. Re:waiting by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Well, to a paleontologist, "a few years back" is practically yesterday.

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    72. Re:waiting by Convector · · Score: 1

      We'll just have to name the planets such that it's easy to remember. It's just like Tom Servo doing a walkathon for HELPING CHILDREN THROUGH RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT or: Hi, Everyone. Let's Pitch In 'N Get Cracking, Here In Louisiana Doing Right, Eh? Now, Then. Hateful, Rich, Overbearing, Ugly Guys Hurt Royally Everytime Someone Eats a Radish Carrot Hors d'eaurve And Never Does Dishes. Eventually Victor Eats Lunch Over Peoria Mit Ein Nuremburger Tot.

    73. Re:waiting by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Because TNOs collectively are a lot different from the planets. They're smaller, and their orbits are much more erratic. It's very likely that their origin is very different from the planets.

      Personally, I don't care what you call a planet. I'm just trying to explain astronomer's attempts to come up with a coherent definition. The fact is, we're probably going to end up with "planet" meaning different things to different people. It's sort of like the word "battleship". Most people use the word to refer to any armed vessel. This drives naval wonks crazy, because to them a battleship is a specific kind of large armored warship that was made obsolete by the invention of the airplane.

    74. Re:waiting by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      We're running out of gods to name them!


      No, we're not. We're just running out of major Roman gods. There are several different scads of gods we haven't used yet: Egyptian, Babylonian, Chinese, African, Aztec, Inca, the list goes on and on.

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    75. Re:waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... tell me where were you after the last two US presidential elections?

    76. Re:waiting by fm6 · · Score: 1

      "Insight" is probably the wrong word. I'm just good at explaining stuff. Speaking of which, please buy my book.

    77. Re:waiting by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't think most people have the vaguest notion what a planet is. Ever notice that when people who aren't SF geeks talk about SF, they use the words "interplanetary" and "intergalactic" interchangably?

    78. Re:waiting by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Not so! How could the alien fail to notice that planet 3 is inhabited by the most important species in the whole universe!

    79. Re:waiting by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Great. Planet Huitzilopochtli!

    80. Re:waiting by Scrameustache · · Score: 1
      There are millions of trans-Neptunian objects.
      We're running out of gods to name them!
      No, we're not. We're just running out of major Roman gods.


      Eventually. With millions of them...
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    81. Re:waiting by MLease · · Score: 1

      Pluto is and always should be a planet. If they try to claim it isn't, i think it will start a bigger controversy then creation verses evolution when taught in schools.

      The naming of a planet doesn't threaten people's cherished religious beliefs. It might cause a stir, but nowhere near on that scale.

      I do think Pluto should be "grandfathered in", as it were; we've been calling it a planet for decades, ever since it was discovered. But I won't lose any sleep over it if astronomers choose to excommunicate it from the Solar System. ;)

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    82. Re:waiting by MLease · · Score: 1

      I wonder what their equivalent of "OMG, Ponies!!!!!!" is...?

      -Mike

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    83. Re:waiting by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Pluto is and always should be a planet. If they try to claim it isn't, i think it will start a bigger controversy then creation verses evolution when taught in schools.

      Probably not. Evolution vs. Creationism = science vs. organized religion. Planet vs. pluton (or whatever) = nerds vs. nerds. I don't know a single person who *REALLY* gives much of a fuck what they call Pluto, but pretty much everyone I know has a VERY strong opinion one way or the other in re: Evolution vs. Creationism.

      Then again, perhaps there's an alternate reality out there, one where people are quite reasonable about god and religion, but completely lose their shit over astronomy.

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    84. Re:waiting by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Because TNOs collectively are a lot different from the planets. They're smaller, and their orbits are much more erratic. It's very likely that their origin is very different from the planets.


      The orbit isn't a problem. If they're big enough to fit the definition for a planet, they're planets. If not, they aren't. No problem in either case.

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    85. Re:waiting by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      We can always use the names of gods and goddesses from various literatures. Who knows; eventually there might be planets named Om, Offler, Nuzzem and Anoia. I doubt, however, there will ever be a planet named after Dibbler.

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    86. Re:waiting by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I see. Then, the next logical step is for America to preemptively invade Pluto. You know, I just realized something: Pluto is not a member of any centralized banks, and therefore it is absolutely imperative that we invade, ostensibly to "establish democracy"

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    87. Re:waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh oh, I probably should have waited before ordering my new "Pluto the Dwarf Planet" stationary.

    88. Re:waiting by GrievousMistake · · Score: 1

      Naming planets after gods gets weird pretty quick, though... As an extreme example, what would happen when they named some insignificant chunk of rock "God" or "Allah" or "Jahwe" or something? You really have to pick out the guaranteed dead ones, or fictional deities.
      "Yeah, we expect God and Allah to continue in their decaying twin orbit for another century or so, then they'll smash together and be torn apart by the combined gravitational pull of Buddha and Goofy."

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    89. Re:waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Touché.

      :)

    90. Re:waiting by rifter · · Score: 1

      Just pick a god damm definition. I'm starting to think astronomers are doing this on purpose to get themselves alot of free press and airtime. Professors everywhere are making 6 minutes TV and radio spots to explain this stupid "controversy". It's semantics. Nothing more, nothing less.

      I guess that means they are smarter than us after all. Why haven't we been able to get the same thing to happen with "hacker?" :D

    91. Re:waiting by rifter · · Score: 1

      that ball of rock will be there wether we care or not

      It's ice, man... which makes me wonder when the Tanqueray dude is going to make a trip out there.. B)

    92. Re:waiting by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Then they'd have to learn things like, "My Very Eager Mother Just Sent Us New Pajamas Which Didn't Fit Properly So We Had To Go Back To Walmart And Exchange Them For Better Ones But We Didn't Have The Receipt So There Was Nothing Else To Do But Cause A Distraction In The Store And Run Out With The Correct Ones And Then We Went To McDonald's And I Had A Big Mac With Small Fries But Then..."

      Yes, but if we kick out trans-neptunian objects, then we would have: "My Very Eager Mother Just Sent Us Newts". Can't have that.

    93. Re:waiting by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I can see it now. Schools will keep reusing the old science books calling pluto a planet. Groves of people will say quit living in your fantasy land, pluto isn't a planet and there are only 8 planets in this solar system. Then some people will claim if it was good enough to be a planet when i was in school it is good enough now- show me why it should be different. Alas the "because a group of people slid a unanounced vote for an unpopular definition where very few people knew it was taking place or had opertunity to participate" excuse will not be sufficient for holdouts.

      Soon, state governments will legislate pluto as a planet and require it to be taught that way in school along side science. Athiest will say fairy tales might belong in astroligy, mytholigy or history but not science. Soon colleges will start refusing admitance on certain research projects and probably require an extra course to make up for the states wrongful attack on science (the one true religion for some). Soon there will be a push for a constitutional amendment. Everyone will support it but expect it to say the complete oposite of thier counter culture. Some how marriage will get worked in it but i'm not sure how it effects pluto.

      It will get ugly people, Ugly, I tell you! ugly!

    94. Re:waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am much happier thinking that astronomers are in a hole somewhere in the middle of the night staring into the sky adding to the human body of knowledge [rather than] sitting in a giant auditorium fighting over meaningless bullshit and operating at the lowest forms of the intellectual discourse

      Kind of like Slashdot, you mean? :-)
      No, the dialog on Slashdot would need to improve drastically to rise to that level.
    95. Re:waiting by dacaldar · · Score: 1
      This isn't the solar system you're looking for.


      Don't forget to gently wave your hand, and say it with an Alec Guinness accent :)

    96. Re:waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big Ass Round Thing = Planet
      Pluto = Big Ass Round Thing
      I like it.

      I was surprised so many people were pissed off Pluto isn't a planet. I was but I'm kinda wierd. I even saw some guy wearing a t-shirt today.

  2. FP? by dosius · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Can't say I disagree with keeping the old definition, when they had to change the definition of a planet to exclude Pluto.

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    1. Re:FP? by ianejames · · Score: 1

      Yes, because a planet was well-defined before.

      Get over it. Some dipshit named the neutron as an element because he wanted his name in the paper. As it turns out, it doesn't have any similarities to any other element. Oh well, what's done is done -- we should define it to be an element anyways.

    2. Re:FP? by ekhben · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, the trouble is that there is no old definition at all, save perhaps "there are nine of them, these nine." It's a planet because it's been called a planet in the past. That definition doesn't work when you start trying to classify the bodies in another solar system, of course. The reason Pluto has been left out of the formal definition is that it's too small. Way too small. And irregular. Any definition that included pluto would also be including three other bodies... and schools would have to teach TWELVE planets, not eight or nine. The trouble started way back when Pluto was discovered. It was discovered by an American, and as you know, Americans are a proud lot. So a few years later when it was discovered to be far smaller than first suspected, noone wanted to back down and admit it wasn't really a planet at all. In other words, they had to invent a defintion of a planet, and no definition that they could come up with included Pluto, but excluded the three other Pluto-like bodies.

    3. Re:FP? by buswolley · · Score: 1

      There is no reason that our nine planets should conform to the same standard as planets from other solar systems. Sure to be consistant, but there are other important factors. Like human history. This is our solar system, and that makes it different than any other solar system.

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    4. Re:FP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the dumbest fucking analogy I've ever heard.

    5. Re:FP? by comrade+k · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to mention the fact that neutrons are subatomic particles.

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    6. Re:FP? by mcvos · · Score: 2, Informative
      Can't say I disagree with keeping the old definition, when they had to change the definition of a planet to exclude Pluto.

      Remember that all of this has happened before. Once upon a time, Ceres was a planet. Then other asteroids were discovered. The first few became planets too. Then astronomers realised that these were all objects from a seperate class, and redefined them not to be planets. Pluto is exactly the same. We thought it was a planet when it was the only KBO we knew. Now we know there's millions more of them, and Pluto isn't even the biggest of them. Pluto is member of a seperate class of objects, and will be defined as such. If not now, than after a few more big KBOs have been discovered.

    7. Re:FP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First time visiting Slashdot?

    8. Re:FP? by egomaniac · · Score: 1

      This is our solar system, and that makes it different than any other solar system.

      Especially since, technically speaking, it is the only solar system. "Solar system" by definition means the star Sol (which most people refer to as "the Sun") and the bodies in orbit around it. Any other star and its orbiting bodies would be a "star system".

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    9. Re:FP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trouble started way back when Pluto was discovered. It was discovered by an American, and as you know, Americans are a proud lot. So a few years later when it was discovered to be far smaller than first suspected, noone wanted to back down and admit it wasn't really a planet at all. In other words, they had to invent a defintion of a planet, and no definition that they could come up with included Pluto, but excluded the three other Pluto-like bodies.

      This is both flaming and an oversimplification. Just thought I'd point that out for you. The other three bodies weren't known in 1930, and even at its modest size, Pluto is far larger than any of the asteroids.

    10. Re:FP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and even at its modest size, Pluto is far larger than any of the asteroids."

      Even Ceres (which lives in the asteroid belt)?

    11. Re:FP? by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Once upon a time, Ceres was a planet. Then other asteroids were discovered.

      Exactly. And since the KBO's (including Pluto) are probably as much (or more) ice as rock, we can call them iceteroids. Otherwise why not just call them big asteroids. The term "plutons" pissed of the geologists who had prior claim, and "dwarf planet" sounds like something from a "Star Wars: The Lord of the Rings" pastiche. (Besides, then we'd have to rename Ceres, Pluto etc with names like Gimli, Balin, Thorin, etc.)

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  3. Pluto in School by in2mind · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Whether or not Pluto is recognised by these asscociations, Schools will continue to teach that the solar system has ine planets and Pluto is the ninth planet.

    They wont be changing that basic lesson everytime there is a fight in astromy associations.

    1. Re:Pluto in School by arth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nine planets?

      Seen from outside, the solar system has two large gas planets (Jupiter, Saturn) and two small gas planets (Uranus and Neptune). If you look closely, you see two small rock planets (Earth, Venus), and various smaller debris, like Mars, Mercury and Pluto.

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    2. Re:Pluto in School by jr87 · · Score: 1

      since I believe mars and earth are similar size that probably should be 3 rock planets.

    3. Re:Pluto in School by Jahz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well they'll change the lesson plans when the text books change. The text books will change when the "facts" are decided. Public schools are at least 5 years behind on text books. In the worst case, Pluto has got at least a decade more as a planet :)

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    4. Re:Pluto in School by lbrandy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Whether or not Pluto is recognised by these asscociations, Schools will continue to teach that the solar system has nine planets and Pluto is the ninth planet. They wont be changing that basic lesson everytime there is a fight in astromy associations.

      At least the shitty schools, anyway. Maybe your statement is an indictment on how shitty the school system is.. unfortunately, I don't think so. I understand your point that schools have alot of switching costs, and that the 9 planets concept has alot of inertia, but if scientists decide Pluto isn't a planet, then it's not a planet.. I expect my child's school to teach them that. I expect my child's school to teach my children about what real scientists do, and what real science is going on, and even about what real scientists are arguing about. Once scientists finally agree on what is a planet, and who the planets are, I expect my school to keep up. If science changes... schools are supposed to change with it. This idea that you shouldn't have to keep up with science because it's inconvinient... well, don't make me invoke the intelligent-design drama If you aren't going to teach kids the things that science agrees is correct, then what exactly _are_ you going to teach them? Whatever you feel like? Whatever you were taught?

    5. Re:Pluto in School by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      Nope, that's Venus and Earth. Mars is about one-third the mass of earth, IIRC.

    6. Re:Pluto in School by lbrandy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nope, that's Venus and Earth. Mars is about one-third the mass of earth, IIRC.

      Quoth the wikipedia, "Mars has half the radius of the Earth and only one-tenth the mass, being less dense, but its surface area is only slightly less than the total area of Earth's dry land".

    7. Re:Pluto in School by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      You mention intelligent design, which is ironic. A tiny handful of astronomers, not even a quorum at a conference, took a vote. A vote. Now suddenly parents like you are demanding that this be taught as fact. You are demanding that the government teach your specific belief system to all children.

      What's a poor school board to do? Cater to those who believe in the infallibility of Pat Robertson? Or cater to those who believe in the infallibility of a few astronomers at a conference?

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    8. Re:Pluto in School by patio11 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>
      I expect my child's school to teach my children about what real scientists do, and what real science is going on, and even about what real scientists are arguing about.
      >>

      Then why do you care about your school teaching *astronomy*? Here's everything anyone needs to know about astronomy: space is big and mostly empty. Every once in a while, you'll find a burning ball of gas. Every once in a very long while, some rocks of various shapes and sizes. We're not sure how space got here. Some people find space impressive. For the rest of your life, a couple billion of your tax dollars will be spent firing rockets into space to get a better look at the rocks. OK, that wraps up astronomy. Lets move on to chemistry, biology, physics, and other sciences which actually have an impact on the lives of human beings.

    9. Re:Pluto in School by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you aren't going to teach kids the things that science agrees is correct, then what exactly _are_ you going to teach them?

      Propaganda, same as always.

      KFG

    10. Re:Pluto in School by SnowZero · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the books should be changed to indicate that Pluto's planet status is just a "theory", and give equal time to different scientific definitions.

    11. Re:Pluto in School by calyxa · · Score: 1

      Right -- "...slightly less than the total area of Earth's dry land." That means they're not counting the other 70% of the Earth's surface covered by oceans.

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    12. Re:Pluto in School by legoburner · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many end-of-year tests are not going to be changed from saying '9 planets' this year, and how many schoolgoers will answer with the 8 due to their being exposed to the knowledge by TV. Certainly seems like the type of question that lazy administrators will ignore until next year so they dont have to re-print exam papers. Saying that, it will probably not be re-printed until textbooks are updated and replaced which could be a few years, giving another lost point to students who learn things outside of school.

    13. Re:Pluto in School by biffta · · Score: 1

      Third rock from the Sun, I get it!!!

    14. Re:Pluto in School by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      If find 'impact' here to be a really funny pun, except I don't think you meant it as one. ;)

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    15. Re:Pluto in School by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What they could teach is that there are 8 planets, and a doughnut-shaped belt of small icy objects beyond that called the Kuiper Belt, of which Pluto is one example, but there are many others. Some people consider Pluto a planet, some people don't.

      It really isn't all that complicated to teach either option, or to teach that both are a legitimate way to look at the situation. In fact, teaching why the controversy exists, and getting students to critically evaluate the issue and formulate their own opinion, could be a useful exercise in itself.

    16. Re:Pluto in School by in2mind · · Score: 1
      but if scientists decide Pluto isn't a planet, then it's not a planet.. I expect my child's school to teach them that.

      Thats where the problem is - if scientists decide Pluto isnt a planet .
      I accept schools should keep up with what science agrees as correct .
      Problem in this case is ,the scientists you refer to,are themselves in a dilemma.Why should schools follow that ,if scientists cant sort it among themselves first?

    17. Re:Pluto in School by dangermouse · · Score: 1
      You mention intelligent design, which is ironic. A tiny handful of astronomers, not even a quorum at a conference, took a vote. A vote. Now suddenly parents like you are demanding that this be taught as fact. You are demanding that the government teach your specific belief system to all children.

      Um, it is fact, guy. What we have here is a question of definition, of classification. When the authoritative body writes the definition, it is fact that the definition has been written and that some things will meet it and others will not. This is fact in the same way that a foot is comprised of twelve inches, "down" is toward the ground, mammals are warm-blooded, people born in the United States are Americans, etc.

      Nobody's arguing over the properties or history of Pluto. Hell, nobody's arguing over Pluto at all (directly)-- the argument is over the definition of a planet. When the dust settles and the definition is written, Pluto either will or will not be a planet, as a matter of fact. People are demanding that kids be taught the definition of a planet, and which known bodies fit that definition. What's the problem?

    18. Re:Pluto in School by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, every public schoolteacher that I know that is teaching an astronomy unit this term is just as pleased as can be and are including the issues in the current "is Pluto a planet?" debate in their lesson plans. While astronomy is usually in the news, it seems that the kids do care more about Pluto than they do about the latest measurement of the anisotropy of the cosmic background radiation.

    19. Re:Pluto in School by arth1 · · Score: 1
      Mars is about one-third the mass of earth, IIRC.

      YRW, I'm afraid. Mars is about an order of a magnitude smaller in mass and volume than Earth and Venus, and much closer to the dwarf Mercury in size. It also doubtful whether one can say that Mars satisfies the planet criterion of having cleared its orbit -- it's really Jupiter that pulls the asteroid belt away from Mars, and the Earth/Moon system that cleans up closer objects. Again, the low mass and thus low gravity just doesn't do as good a job as more massive objects do.

      If an alien were to report back the noteworthy objects in the Sol system, I doubt that Mars would even be mentioned. It may be important to us, though. Precisely because it's a small and barren rock, like the moon, it's a stepping stone to outer solar system.
    20. Re:Pluto in School by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quoth the wikipedia, "Mars has half the radius of the Earth and only one-tenth the mass, being less dense, but its surface area is only slightly less than the total area of Earth's dry land".

      Mars's elephant population also recently tripled :-)

    21. Re:Pluto in School by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      If the "authoritative body" voted to classify mammals as cold blooded, would you start calling yourself a reptile?

      It is NOT a fact, it is an arbitrary classification that can't even get a consensus in the astronomy community.

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    22. Re:Pluto in School by dangermouse · · Score: 1
      Your analogy there is badly flawed. If the biologists all got together and voted that mammals were cold-blooded, it would mean one of two things: that the concept we now call "warm-blooded" is now called "cold-blooded", in which case we'd also need a new term for "cold-blooded"; or that they had voted on whether specific animals (mammals) exhibit an observable property (ie, cold-bloodedness), in which case you've completely missed the point, because that's not what's happening here. There is a difference between voting on labeling and classification, and voting on observable properties. The former can and must be done; the latter is not science.

      I hate to break it to you, but all classification is ultimately arbitrary. A planet is whatever we say a planet is-- you're not going to find the word "planet" stamped on any celestial bodies. So if the IAU gets together and defines the word "planet" around a set of observable properties, and Pluto doesn't exhibit the necessary properties to fit the definition, then as a point of fact Pluto is not a planet.

      You wouldn't want a teacher to tell kids that trees are animals, just because she really likes trees, would you? We have a definition of the word "animal", and trees simply do not fit it. Teachers should teach the fact that trees are not animals. Likewise, Pluto and "planet".

  4. More discovery.... please by grumpyman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The publishers are loving this.

    1. Re:More discovery.... please by tonymtdew · · Score: 1

      Agreed- thats another $120+ for them per textbook. If decision is reversed, $150+ for its replacement? Oh where did the extra $30 come from? Simple. Textbook inflation.

    2. Re:More discovery.... please by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Eh, I know that the major astronomy textbooks are on two-year cycles of new editions right now anyway. They make it almost impossible to use an older edition when the new one comes out. So how will this help their sales beyond that?

  5. On Soviet Charon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Committees vote on YOU!

  6. When they demoted Pulto by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    they pissed off a LOT of people.
    What more can you say?

    1. Re:When they demoted Pulto by I+am+Jack's+username · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When Aristotle pointed out that the Earth wasn't flat, it pissed off a lot of people. When Darwin published The origin of species, it pissed off a lot of people. When climate scientists pointed out the dangers of anthropogenic climate change, it pissed off a lot of people. When they found that Pluto, like Ceres, was within a belt of similarly sized objects, it pissed off a lot of people.

      I suspect the reason these people were pissed off is because they can't fathom that new observations means that what they were taught before was wrong, and that the new information gives a better approximation of reality.

    2. Re:When they demoted Pulto by Quaoar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't have a problem with demoting Pluto. I have a problem with their lame definition, which doesn't really concretely define anything.

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    3. Re:When they demoted Pulto by superyooser · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      When Darwin published The origin of species, it pissed off a lot of people.

      Yeah, but not everybody. When Darwin published The Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection: The Preservation of Favored Races in the Struggle for Life, it did not bother the Nazis at all.

      I suspect the reason these people were pissed off is because they can't fathom that new observations means that what they were taught before was wrong, and that the new information gives a better approximation of reality.

      You misspelled "fabrications*."

      * regarding the first two, which absolutely are not and cannot be observed (seen, watched)

    4. Re:When they demoted Pulto by LoTechDave · · Score: 1

      I completely agree - change isn't easy for most people - the path of least resistance seems to be the blend of the day. You just sighted examples where the masses were pissed off but finally gave in... round planet, evolution etc. There are a few other battlegrounds where dumb has won. When you look at the composition of an atom everyone agrees that electrons are negatively charged, however when you get a whole bunch of electrons together to power your toaster we are ok with labeling this with a "+". Similarly with temperature, we have 4 different scales, (Celsius, Fahrenheit, Rankine and Kelvin), two of them contain the concept of negative temperature, which implies negative energy, which doesn't exist. Guess which two are the most widely used in society? I think in the battle of dumb vs. not-dumb, dumb has an inertial advantage of decades of elementary school anograms - and for the not-dumb camp to win they need a salesperson like Paris Hilton, J-Lo, or SideShow Bob. Seriously, can anyone really be persuaded by these voting geeks? Advantage: dumb

    5. Re:When they demoted Pulto by HK+MP5-A3 · · Score: 1

      Those situations are not analogous to what is happening regarding Pluto. Aristotle did not redefine "flat", he merely pointed out that the Earth did not meet the generally acccepted definition of flat in use at the time. The IAU did not point out that pluto does not meet the generally accepted definition of planet. It redefined planet in a way that excluded pluto.

      Personally, I preferred the proposed definition that would have resulted in 12 planets, but it is not a big enough deal to make me want to get a doctorate in astronomy, join the IAU, and straighten them out.

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    6. Re:When they demoted Pulto by tmjr3353 · · Score: 1

      Only on slashdot could Godwin's Law be invoked during an astronomy discussion. :)

    7. Re:When they demoted Pulto by JATMON · · Score: 1

      I agree. Part 1c of Resolution 5a states "(c) has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit" . What exact does that mean. If you ask 10 people how big is a neihborhood, you probably will get 10 different answers. They need to either remove it or clearly define it.

    8. Re:When they demoted Pulto by Hydrophobe · · Score: 1

      ... I said nothing, because I was not a dwarf planet.

      When they demoted me, there was no one left to speak up.

  7. Now that we have Pluto out of the way by shoma-san · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...in other news today, doctors tried to demote any penis that is not at least 7 inches long to 'dwarf penis' status.

    1. Re:Now that we have Pluto out of the way by bangenge · · Score: 1

      ...in other news today, doctors tried to demote any penis that is not at least 7 inches long to 'dwarf penis' status.

      whaaa??? oh man...

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    2. Re:Now that we have Pluto out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes me a red giant, M I RITE?

    3. Re:Now that we have Pluto out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and there are millions of dwarf penises and only 8 real penises

    4. Re:Now that we have Pluto out of the way by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Funny

      "...in other news today, doctors tried to demote any penis that is not at least 7 inches long to 'dwarf penis' status."

      The first guy to rally against that would have to be mighty brave...

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    5. Re:Now that we have Pluto out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The first guy to rally against that would have to be mighty brave..."

      Anonymous Cowards of the world unite! ;)

  8. Fuck the pissy "scientists" by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they were real scientists, they'd accept the new designation. That's how science works. You modify your model of the universe as new information becomes available. Clyde Tombaugh found the first of an unknown class of objects because Pluto happened to be the closest and easiest to see. They just called it a planet because they lacked the information we have. But now we know about the Kuiper Belt, and have adjusted the definition of Pluto accordingly. Mode me a troll, but stop with the sentimental bullshit. Rather than :losing" a planet we've gained a whole new neighborhood of the Solar System to explore.

    1. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by geobeck · · Score: 1

      With only 424 of the IAU's 10,000 members having voted on this "issue", it seems that the real scientists are too busy with real science to care about what arbitrary label we give a faraway chunk of rock and ice.

      New story tag needed: -1: Who cares?

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    2. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by Pesh+Hawksfire · · Score: 1
      We're not gaining new anything. We're using different words to describe it.

      Words are -not- things, Pluto has not been fundamentally changed by calling it a Planet or Dwarf Planet. Our considerations and pre-conceptions change, not the actual physical referent.

    3. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect, the definitions are still arbitary. Why are gas giants planets but small ones with lots of water ice aren't? Jupiter has moons bigger than Mercury, why is it a planet? Yes obviously it orbits the sun but that's part of the arbitary definition. There should be 12 known planets with three different classifications. All must be round and orbit the sun to qualify with three types being rocky planets, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars and gas giants Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and the last Icy planets Pluto and the other two yet to be named. It'd be an easy definition and allow for a category for other Kupier belt objects to be included. Round shape denotes a certain mass and orbits sun seperates planets from moons. It would eliminate the arbitary nature of the argument. Yes you have to draw a line but there are better and less contenious ways of doing it.

    4. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's how science works.

      It is NOT how science works! Science is not a democracy. Facts, definitions and terms are not up for a vote. A ridiculously tiny handful of "scientists" forgot that last week.

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    5. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They just called it a planet because they lacked the information we have.

      Actually they called it a planet because they were looking for one. Unfortunatly for them, it wasn't the giant Planet X they were expecting from their calculations.

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    6. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by jiawen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If science is not a democracy, then why does it matter how many scientists decided on it?

    7. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Actually it doesn't matter. Pluto is still a planet.

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    8. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Actually science can be seen as a democracy, this can be seen in the paradigmatic nature of its advances. While science as process (the stuff scientists do) is based on empirical fact and careful methodology, the actual "truthiness" of the findings is determined by their peers, and the community of scientists as a body.

      I think this Pluto thing underlines this very well, how arbitrary the whole mess is. Science says a planet is this! Does this necissarily mean it is? Nope, it can change tomorrow, or next week. "Planet" as term has no real linkage to reality. The fact is "there is something in the 9th orbit of x specifications" It also is a fact that EVERYONE calls Pluto a planet (even those who voted against it, I bet), thus linquistically pluto is a Planet, and the definition should then be fixed to make it allign with language as used.

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    9. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by yusing · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Uh ... as the article explained, this is not about science ... it's about terminology. These guys are "real" in that they get paid to do astronomy. If you do too, then you have a professional disagreement. Happens all over science all the time.

      As more non-star bodies that are found, eventually the spectrum of features will be all over the place. If the choice were mine, I'd call the classic nine planets, leave it there, and forget about deciding for a few more centuries.

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    10. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by mmalove · · Score: 1

      As more non-star bodies that are found, eventually the spectrum of features will be all over the place. If the choice were mine, I'd call the classic nine planets, leave it there, and forget about deciding for a few more centuries.

      That's how I feel too. Call everything a natural solar satellite, and leave me my nine planets. At this point I think we know enough about science to move beyond calling them wanderers, and as has been stated earlier in this article the sun and moon were originally planets too. We'll have to continue to modify our definition of planets every time the group of natural solar satellites doesn't break nicely into planets and non-planets, until we finally give up and find a better way to classify them. Fact is, to the non science buffs, Pluto will be the ninth planet, and people that don't give a fuck will continue to remember the nine planets, count themselves amatuer astronomers, and move on to things that matter in their lives.

      If you think Pluto should not be a Planet, ask yourself this : if Earth was no longer classified as a Planet, would you feel comfortable letting go of that? Or would you continue to use the word Planet to mean "fat round thing circling the sun"? This is why scientists should stick to using and changing the definition of unpronouncable latin words, because once it becomes common language, it's not up for redefinition by a group of 424 whitecoat shmucks.

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    11. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Actually it doesn't matter. Pluto is still a planet.

      Still not a planet, you mean. If astronomers had known its true size when it was discovered, it never would have been called a planet in the first place.

    12. Re:Fuck the pissy "scientists" by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Uh ... as the article explained, this is not about science ... it's about terminology.

      *shrug* I guess I just consider the act of classification as part of the overall scientific picture.

  9. Can't they decide on this... by bangenge · · Score: 1

    Like... for once and for all? I mean, first we went through a lot of time being taught that Pluto is a planet. Then, word breaks out that Pluto might not be a planet. After a few weeks, Pluto is no longer a planet. After about a week, we learn that Pluto might indeed be a planet. It's been a tough ride really. IIRC, "it's harder to unlearn than to learn".

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  10. Australian astronomers have observed.... by ssrs396 · · Score: 1

    that Pluto seems to be gaining mass, and its orbital plane is slowly converging with the 8 classical planets. By next week it will be big enough for more news.

    1. Re:Australian astronomers have observed.... by CentraSpike · · Score: 1

      In that case, it seems to me that calling pluto a dwarf planet isn't very descriptive - perhaps potential planet would be better (after all it may get collected up by another object in the Kuiper belt before it has a chance to converge), we might even be able to measure the potential in terms of a probability distribution of when it will become an actual planet.

  11. i just wrote a story about this at kuro5hin.org by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So... What is a Planet Again?

    the issue centers on one the IAU itself says it hasn't addressed with it's new definition of a planet: extrasolar systems. as new telescopes come on line with more resolving power, our bestiary of planets is going to grow by leaps and bounds. it will render the debate over pluto moot

    i think a definition of planet should be:
    -round, with a significant atmosphere
    -this is distinct from a gas giant, which should be considered closer to stars than to planets (round, mostly gas: really just stars without enough critical mass to ignite fusion)
    -and distinct from a moon (no atmosphere, but still round)
    -asteroids, comets, etc make up the miscellany

    and notice, most importantly, i said nothing about what something orbits. what something orbits is really secondary in consideration to what something is composed of. if we find an earth-like "moon" orbiting a gas giant in another solar system, is what it orbits really the first consideration in picking what to call it? no, composition should come first, orbit second. so you could have a moon of the sun (pluto), or a planet of saturn (titan), or an asteroid of mars (deimos/ phobos, etc.)

    so this system demotes not only pluto, but also mercury. while promoting titan. so our solar system is composed of:
    -4 planets (venus, earth, mars, titan)
    -4 gas giants (jupiter, saturn, neptune, uranus)
    -and countless moons (of the sun and the planets)/ asteroids (of the sun and the planets)/ comets/ ring systems/ kuiper belt, oort cloud objects/ etc

    really, as we see more and more exotic arrangements in extrasolar systems as new telescopes come on line, this debate about pluto will look more and more pedantic. and the IAU should really begin focusing on a more rigid definition no matter what, something they said they weren't doing at their last congress. we will soon have a vastly larger catalogue of strange orbital objects/ arrangements out there. pluto is small potatoes... literally

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    1. Re:i just wrote a story about this at kuro5hin.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kuro5hin?? Sounds important!

    2. Re:i just wrote a story about this at kuro5hin.org by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      i think a definition of planet should be: -round, with a significant atmosphere -this is distinct from a gas giant, which should be considered closer to stars than to planets (round, mostly gas: really just stars without enough critical mass to ignite fusion) -and distinct from a moon (no atmosphere, but still round) -asteroids, comets, etc make up the miscellany
      What constitutes a "significant" atmosphere? What does "mostly gas" actually mean? (i.e. what separates "planet" from "gas giant"?) Do you really want to be changing moons to planets as new facts about their atmosphere are discovered?
    3. Re:i just wrote a story about this at kuro5hin.org by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Oh great. If you boot Mercury out, there will be even *more* claptrap.

    4. Re:i just wrote a story about this at kuro5hin.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      na it was written by cts

    5. Re:i just wrote a story about this at kuro5hin.org by xtieburn · · Score: 1

      There's no reason a moon cant have an atmosphere. Nor is it a concrete rule that a more distinct planet has to have an atmosphere at all.

      Infact Pluto has an atmosphere, some of the time. So your definition would put Pluto as a planet depending on where it was in its orbit.

      Your definition would be confusing and with the discovery of more systems would get even more so with planets orbiting planets and other planets that arnt actually planets.

      The definition they have needs ironing out but is otherwise fairly solid. This Pluto nonsense is brought up purely out of sentimentality and certainly isnt scientific. (Though the intro to the article was deceptive. They arent really concerned by Pluto more by the fact we have stray objects over our orbit and thus arent a planet. Its just a technicality though.) In the larger scheme of things I agree with the end of the article. We simply dont have enough knowledge to make a clear decisions and really dont need to anyway. Anything we decide will be primarily based on our solar system alone and we have no idea what may turn up elsewhere that will make it fall apart (I.e. its more or less impossible not to make an arbitrary definition.)

      Getting down a reasonable foundation in what they have come up with so far though, is probably worthwhile.

    6. Re:i just wrote a story about this at kuro5hin.org by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      "-this is distinct from a gas giant, which should be considered closer to stars than to planets (round, mostly gas: really just stars without enough critical mass to ignite fusion)"

      Gas giants are at least a factor of roughly 100 too small to start fusion. That's a pretty huge leap. Moreover, the presence of a core strongly suggests a very different formation mechanism from stars and one that is basically identical to terrestrial planets. (The only additional factor is that they were able to use ices to build their cores so that they became masses enough to capture light gases from the protoplanetary disk.) To me, that says that they belong in the same class as the other planets. Especially when you consider that there are only two gas giants (Jupiter and Saturn) and that the other two giants are mostly ice, not gas. This provides a nice intermediate step between rocky planets and gaseous ones.

    7. Re:i just wrote a story about this at kuro5hin.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      i think a definition of planet should be:
      *stops reading*

      Good luck with that.

      (not really)

    8. Re:i just wrote a story about this at kuro5hin.org by Kesch · · Score: 1
      ...If we find an earth-like "moon" orbiting a gas giant in another solar system


      Dammit! Under your definition we would have to reclassify Yavin IV as a planet. Think of all the Star Wars books that would have to be editted.
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    9. Re:i just wrote a story about this at kuro5hin.org by dcmeserve · · Score: 1

      I'm sure this message will have an audience of <= 1, as I'm rather late to the
      party, but I just want to write this down somewhere.

      This is a very neat idea, that of taking "has an atmosphere" into consideration.
      That gets to a deeper point: what classification system you use depends on what
      you're going to do with it. If you're an interstellar species looking to
      colonize, you're going to categories based on not just whether there's an
      atmosphere, but what type, what temperature, etc. -- i.e. how useful it's
      going to be to you, for your purposes.

      But the reality right now is that we really don't have enough examples to come
      up with any really decent classification system. It'll have to wait until we
      can acertain the full populations of multiple other star systems for us to
      really get started.

      I, for one, like that Pluto is getting "demoted," because instead of being the
      dinkiest, most pathetic little "planet", it is now our featured ambassador to
      the Kuiper Belt -- one of the largest, and definitely the closest. Not that
      it wasn't before, but this fact will become clearer in the public's mind. Add
      that in with the new designation of Ceres (is that the name) as "dwarf planet"
      instead of "asteroid", and the result is that the Solar System has just
      expanded greatly in people's minds, not shrunk.

      Though I'd prefer "minor planet" rather than "dwarf".

      I also don't like the phrase "has cleared its orbit", because that's far too
      strict -- you can easily say that Jupiter hasn't cleared its orbit, with those
      various asteroids it has sitting at its lagrange points. Rather, a much
      better term would be "dominates its orbit." Then the main 8 bodies in
      our solar system clearly become planets, and Pluto gets demoted not because
      it's moon is so big, but because it's in a 3:2 resonance with Neptune -- i.e.
      Pluto and Neptune have shared, interacting orbits, and Neptune is the dominant
      body.

      I'd also like the "planet" definition to work just as well for "moon," if you
      replace "Sun" with "Jupiter" or "Saturn", etc., and drop the "round"
      requirement. Then all those "moons" that Saturn has would have clearer
      definitions. For example, I remember that there are two of Saturn's moons
      that actually swap orbits every time the pass each other, in a special kind of
      resonance. As such, neither by itself should be considered a "moon", but
      rather the two together would be a "double moon". Similarly for Pluto and
      Charon -- the two should be called a "double minor planet".

      Ok, that completes my brain dump on the subject. Thanks for reading,
      if anyone is.

      - Doug

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  12. Oh Pluto by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 4, Funny

    The death of Pluto as a planet is going to be a watershed moment in my, albeit sad, life. No longer can I dwell in childish thoughts of a small comet like body with an excentric orbit being a planet. There are definitions after all. Definitions are an important part of adult life. I can't carry on wearing a cape and claiming to be superman anymore. Its time to stop pretending that my stick is a sword and my coconut percussion is a hourse. Yes, its time to put away such childish thoughts that led to Pluto's planetary status. A world of progress and commerce awaits us bold explorers who dare to stare into the blindingly obvious truth and confront it for what it is. Changing the definition is out of the question. We've matured now, ripped off the band-aid of addolesence in one quick, but fluid motion. As much as we would like to remove the bitting sting of pulling out a dozen arm hairs, we know deep in our hearts that we are better off as we are than as we were. Alas poor Pluto, I hardly knew thee, but though hast gone to a better place. A place where you can be amougnst your own kind. You were my favorite Planet, its true, but now you start a new life abielt less a less glamourus one. You'll forever be my favorite planet, dwarf or otherwise. I'll think of you fondly and call you every other weekend.

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  13. Kuiper biggotry by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since the borderline is probably going to have to be arbitrary, why not use Pluto's diameter as the minimum? If other Kuiper objects are bigger, like Xena, then make Xena a planet also. If we end up with 20 planets, so be it. 25 is about classroom size anyhow such that each kid can get a planet assigned instead of sharing that is done now. Who knows, maybe there is a Mars-sized Kuiper object out there. Dismissing Kuiper objects just because they are "far" is kinda arbitrary. Size is a better criteria than distance.

    1. Re:Kuiper biggotry by buswolley · · Score: 1

      ...Because if that diameter is used, then we have a whole lot more plants in this solar system...and that wouldn't be elegant nuf for astronomers.

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    2. Re:Kuiper biggotry by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      ...Because if that diameter is used, then we have a whole lot more [planets] in this solar system...and that wouldn't be elegant nuf for astronomers.

      Mormons and Catholics are used to big families. They'll support it.

    3. Re:Kuiper biggotry by phooka.de · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Dismissing Kuiper objects just because they are "far" is kinda arbitrary. Size is a better criteria than distance.


      The exclude Pluto not because it's too far out, but because of its size that wasn't sufficient to let Pluto clear its orbit of other debris. Pluto drifts in a cloud of rocks, none of which are large enough to dominate even their own orbit of debris. Give Pluto and Xena and possibly Gabrielle a billion years or so to form a larger body that ominates its orbit and call it a planet. Until then, let it be the only rock out there that was ever classified as a planet (because initially, it was suspected to be much larger) and that was discovered by an american.

    4. Re:Kuiper biggotry by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      If we end up with 20 planets, so be it. 25 is about classroom size anyhow

      Now you're using the average number of student per classroom in your area to infer the definition of a planet so their total number can coincide with it?

      Have you THE BRAIN WORMS?!?

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    5. Re:Kuiper biggotry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Since the borderline is probably going to have to be arbitrary, why not use Pluto's diameter as the minimum?

      Translation: define Pluto as a planet.

      Dude, you're using the Pluto body as an arbitrary measuring standard. That's just wrong.

      Look at Uranus and Neptune, there are the end of the solar system. Now, those are planets. Both are about FIFTEEN (15) times the mass of earth. Whopping gas giants. That's what I call planets.

      Meanwhile, Pluto is a 0.002 earth mass asteroid junkball -- TWO ONE THOUSANDS -- just like everything else in that Kuiper belt junkyard, wildly out of alignment with the orbital plane of the other planets, and with gobs of other rocks as company. Not terribly exciting, except for Charon that co-orbits it.

      We have eight proper planets. There's nothing wrong with that.

    6. Re:Kuiper biggotry by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      But clearing debri can be specified on a continuous scale such that we are back to square-one: no clean cut-off point.

    7. Re:Kuiper biggotry by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Dude, you're using the Pluto body as an arbitrary measuring standard. That's just wrong.

      Well, the first one with a good non-arbitrary standard, please stand up.

      A model of good cut-offs is stars. We have a good standard for "star": something that thermonuclearly burns hydrogen. There is a fairly clean threashold for that (although borderline bodies may flash on and off for a while).

  14. There wasn't a definition before by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They didn't change the definition of a planet; there simply wasn't any precise definition of a planet before. As for all of you who want to keep with tradition, I'll refer you to my previous posting on this.

    If you've got a strong case why Pluto should be considered a planet, let's hear it. All this grumbling about "I don't see why they had to change things..." is rediculous. There wasn't an official definition before. That ambiguity had to change and when they drafted criteria, Pluto didn't make the cut.

    GMD

    1. Re:There wasn't a definition before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It'd help your case if you knew how to spell 'ridiculous'.

      You're one of the liberal simpletons who believe anything that Europe decrees must be better than anything developed or created in the United States of America or by following a democratic process. Go ahead and laugh out loud that the USA is stupid. The Department of Education forgot to list evolutionary biology as a course that can receive federal grants. A President uses "nucular" and maintains a strong faith which precludes reason and science. The USA is next to dead last on the list of countries which do not accept the theory of evolution. No one in the USA uses metric.
      So now there's another point of ridicule, Pluto is the USA's planet!

      How about thinking for yourself rather than being led along the primrose path by that ring through your nose? Have you put any critical thought into the most contentious part of the IAU's definition of a planet as to what constitutes a body having cleared its orbital path of debris? Do trojan asteroids count? What about NEOs like 99942 Apophis? Would a planet still be a planet if it was in the rubble-rich Tau Ceti system? In short, the entire redefinition of the properties of a planet was just a farce to push forward an agenda that a planet can only be so big.

      By that logic, Luxembourg shouldn't be a country! Fuck Vatican City! Let's reclassify Latvia as a Tombaugh nation!

    2. Re:There wasn't a definition before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Damn. You just managed to turn Pluto into a left-wing/right-wing talking point. Ever consider hosting a right-wing talk show? You'd go far.

    3. Re:There wasn't a definition before by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      It should also be noted that this is not without precident. The first few (and largest few) asteroids were all deemed planets for around 50 years before they were demoted when it became overwelmingly apparent that they were part of a swarm of bodies between Mars and Jupiter. At that point, it made more sense to reclassify them and astronomers did so.

      So what's the big deal demoting Pluto? This has all happened before and will all (probably) happen again.

    4. Re:There wasn't a definition before by glarbl_blarbl · · Score: 1
      No one in the USA uses metric.

      Funnily enough, one of the changes I noticed in my brother after he came back from the US Army Infantry bootcamp was that he had started thinking of distances in meters. I also use meters to estimate distances on foot, though I wasn't indoctrinated by the military - I just like to be weird, and since yards are so close to meters it makes me feel like that season of high school football wasn't a total waste.

      Oh, and if I'm not mistaken - wasn't the "standard" system developed in Europe? I'm really not sure what you're trying to say here. It seems like you're trying to be sarcastic with that second paragraph, but isn't it all true (except of course for the use of metric)? You must be one of those conservative simpletons who thinks that any criticism of the US makes one a traitor. The US was a great place when it was a Republic, and I believe it can be great again when it shakes itself loose from the corporate facism of which it is currently enamored. Of couse, people will have to stop voting like the media wants them to for this to happen.

      Back on topic, I would tend to agree that it's a little silly to get all worked up over a scientific definition.[sarcasm] But you have to realize that everybody in the US was taught by rote memorization so critical thinking is not our strong suit...[/sarcasm] Oh well.

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    5. Re:There wasn't a definition before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solar system is gifted with ni^H^H eight planets presumably a rarity since most indirect observations of distant planets appear to show that planets may be rare. Considering the fact that there are nin^H^H^H eight planets, the Earth's aboriginal people may have examples of all kinds of possible worlds which exist in the universe.

      Unfortunately there's no way to be sure. Humans only know eight planets, the universe is a large place and it would be wholly unscientific to draw conclusions based upon a small sample of evidence!

      In short, the IAU rushed the definition and really didn't lay satisfactory groundwork to support them. Much like the Bush administration and their Iraqi WMDs. If both parties had exercised patience rather than pursuing their own personal beliefs and goals, reason and science would prevail!

  15. Better tell solar system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too late, solar system already took Pluto off of his Friends List.

  16. Borrow ideas from other "Save the X" foundations by Tablizer · · Score: 1
  17. What can the IDers take from this? by UseTheSource · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That scientific "fact" can be changed by petition.

    Yes, I know that this whole planet thing is just taxonomy, but do they? Do the politicians really understand that, either?

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    1. Re:What can the IDers take from this? by JPriest · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If Pluto is included in the definition of planet then that would mean also promoting Xena (or 2003 UB313) to planet status as well since it is larger than Pluto. Ceres and Charon are smaller than Pluto, but would need to be considered for entry if Pluto was to remain.

      So, the option was to either demote Pluto and have 8 planets, or promote Xena and maybe others and have 10 - 12 planets. I think the correct decision was made.

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    2. Re:What can the IDers take from this? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      That scientific "fact" can be changed by petition.

      Or the "fact" that it can be voted on in the first place.. without a quorum.

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    3. Re:What can the IDers take from this? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      That scientific "fact" can be changed by petition.

      There is no objective, undisputed way to determine "fact". It is essentially a vote. I proposed once that "fact" should be something that has actually been observed in full form. However, if that is the case, then evolution, at least "macro-evolution", is not a fact. Extrapolating from small-scale changes to large-scale ones would not count. It may be a "very very strong theory", but that is not enough to qualify as "fact".

    4. Re:What can the IDers take from this? by UseTheSource · · Score: 1

      That's why I put the word "fact" in quotes... ;)

      There's still a big difference between observable, empirical, measurable evidence, and "we don't agree with your 'theory' for religious reasons, despite evidence to the contrary, so it must be wrong," though.

      Science should be immune from religious and political bias.

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    5. Re:What can the IDers take from this? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Be careful that you know what that words mean before you use them. They wouldn't have voted if they didn't have enough people for a legit vote by their rules. They had a quorum when they voted. That doesn't mean that a majority of IAU members were present or voted, but it is a quorum.

      Just because the vote didn't go the way you or someone else wanted it to go, that doesn't mean that it makes sense to attack the voting.

    6. Re:What can the IDers take from this? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I'm attacking the voting because the whole idea is absurd. Science isn't a democracy.

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    7. Re:What can the IDers take from this? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Yes, actually it is a democracy. The universe we study isn't, though. Whether Pluto is a planet isn't determined by data, it's determined by how we, as people, will choose to classify it.

    8. Re:What can the IDers take from this? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but that still does not satisfy the "fact" issue.

  18. Objective definition? by waxigloo · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The problem is that the definition they came up with is still open to interpretation. The official definition from the IAU website:
    (1) A "planet" is a celestial body that (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (c) has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.

    They demote pluto because it hasn't cleared the neighborhood of its orbit because its orbit intersects the orbit of Neptune. But doesn't this necessarily mean that Neptune has not cleared its neighborhood and therefore is also not a planet?

    What does clearing the neighborhood mean? To me it suggests the planet should have no moons either?

    If you are going to make a big deal and change the definition of something like this you should put a heck of a lot of thought into creating a definition that is objective and not open to interpretation.

    1. Re:Objective definition? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      They demote pluto because it hasn't cleared the neighborhood of its orbit because its orbit intersects the orbit of Neptune.


      Actually, it doesn't. If it did, there'd be the possibility of collision, and by now, they'd have collided. If you look at the orbits in three dimensions, you'll see that when the "cross," they're still several billion miles apart, even if both planets are at the "crossing point" at the same time.

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    2. Re:Objective definition? by waxigloo · · Score: 1
      True -- they don't actually meet, but their proximity is the sole reason for pluto's demotion since that is the only thing different in the definition of planet versus dwarf planet:

      From the IAU:

      (2) A "dwarf planet" is a celestial body that (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape2, (c) has not cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit, and (d) is not a satellite.
    3. Re:Objective definition? by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
      Neptune and pluto have synced their orbits - called orbital resonance

      They won't collide.

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    4. Re:Objective definition? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that they meant "cleared its orbit of other planets". Although I think what they're really after is "is the domininant gravitational body in its region". Pluto isn't that, Neptune dictates everyone else's orbit in that part of the solar system, including Pluto's.

      In the end, the current defintion needs fine tuning. I think that overall it does a good job of accounting for the usage of "planet" from both the geologists and the dynamicists, both of whom have legitimate concerns with the term. (No matter how dismissive Alan Stern and his cohort are of the dynamicists, we're astronomers, too.)

      I believe that the people who are angry with the defintion aren't really upset about poor wording in that requirement, they're upset that Pluto has lost its status. And I think that many of them are worried that they'll lose funding or prestige. What they SHOULD be doing is using this chance to leverage Pluto's new status into good press for why it's so interesting and worthy of study. ("Because it's a planet," strikes me as less compelling than, "Because it's part of the Edgeworth-Kuiper Belt which is a major resevoir of comets and holds important clues to the formation of the solar system.") But instead they're harming their own credibility and that of the entire field by behaving very badly and publicly demeaning their collegues.

  19. Can you really call do-overs on voting? by BeeBeard · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    FTA:

    "And the chair of the committee set up to oversee agreement on a definition implied that the vote had effectively been 'hijacked'"

    Shades of Florida 2000 and Ohio 2004? If you're not satisfied with the results of a democratic vote, the answer isn't to piss and moan about it--it's to take steps to ensure that future voting is done legally and judiciously. Plus, if only a small majority of eligible voters participated in the vote, well then who's fault is that? It's the fault of the same people objecting to the reclassification now.

    And do you know what low voter turnout is anyway? Business and politics as usual: In many American municipal elections, an absolutely tiny percentage of eligible voters turn out to cast their vote. In my town, a paltry 6 percent of eligible voters voted in the last municipal election to see which butts would fill several empty City Council seats. SIX PERCENT! And this, despite the fact that local representatives have far more to do with how you live your lives on a day to day basis than the President.

    I guess what I'm saying is that when you complain about a democratic process that closely mirrors every other democratic process we know about, it makes you look pretty foolish--worse, it makes you look like a bunch of whiny little crybabies who know far more about objects light years away than they do about democratic institutions right here on Earth. Highjacked, indeed.

    1. Re:Can you really call do-overs on voting? by DrKyle · · Score: 1

      Ever been to an international conference? Sometimes people miss the first or last day because of travel, sometimes planes just don't want to work on your schedule, especially if there is only one flight home a day. If they truly wanted to get a majority opinion they would have ensured that the vote be taken smack-dab in the middle when the greatest number of attendees were present. This isn't a political election which can be redone in 2 to 4 years, hopefully the decision they make will last for decades, but if they have such high hopes of a lasting definition then they better damn well take the necessary measures to ensure they do indeed have the majority opinion of the majority of scientists, not just a small group.

  20. The story so far... by vmxeo · · Score: 5, Funny

    For those of you at home who are playing along, here's the score so far:
    ~800 bc - Roman god of the underworld.
    05-01-1930 - New planet. Also Mickey's new canine companion. Retains position as god of the underworld.
    08-10-2006 - Still a planet. And a dog. Takes time off as god of the underworld to "spend more time with his new ceslestial family".
    08-24-2006 - Demoted as a planet. Reclassified as a "dwarf planet" (or as they prefer to be called "Little planetiods"). Resumes job as god of the underworld.
    Today - A planet again. Maybe. Title of "Roman god the the underworld" undisputed. Still a dog.

    (ps. Tomorrow - Profit ???)

    1. Re:The story so far... by lbrandy · · Score: 1

      Don't forget slipping behind the bleachers with Urianium to father that illegimate child that may end up ending the world.

  21. you can say this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    What more can you say?

    Pluto is smaller than another "non-planet", Pluto has an eccentric orbit, ... actually there is no more you can say other to repeat the irrefutable arguments for it not being a planet. IT AIN'T A FRICKEN PLANET get over it.

  22. wait watch by gsn · · Score: 1

    Yes but the previous definition of what a planet was just as sketchy. You can measure a degree of roundness but a hard limit that seperates planets and asteroids is not really very appealing. There is a clean physical limit between stars and planets - stars can sustain thermonuclear fusion and this corresponds to a clean range of physical conditions. You can argue that massive Jupiters are brown dwarfs and vive versa but we can still divide into star and not star cleanly.

    There just isn't any such clean division between planets, dwarf planets and asteroids. They form a continuum of a sort, and we can draw lines on a continuum (we do for wavelength in spectroscopy for instance) but the lines are sort of arbitrary. Personally, I think its much more important that people realize that there is a continuum of objects rather than seperate classes. Theres a lot more interesting physics in how and why all these objects form rather than in lumping x of them into one category and y into another.

    For the publishers its probably good to wait and watch until there is some consensus.

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    1. Re:wait watch by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      but we can still divide into star and not star cleanly.

      Izzat so? Brown dwarfs undergo nuclear fusion -- so why aren't they stars?

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    2. Re:wait watch by gsn · · Score: 1

      stars can sustain thermonuclear fusion


      the don't have enough mass to *sustain* nuclear fusion in their core - atleast thats what I remember learning. I mostly work on SNIa and RR Lyr so if theres been some new info on brown dwarfs its entirely possible I missed it. Though you are right brown dwarfs do represent a transition between giant planets and stars and you can see this in the HR diagram, but I still thought sustained fusion corresponds to some temperature/mass limit or is that totally wrong?
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    3. Re:wait watch by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      IIRC, there is a period (lasting ~ 10 million years) of sustained deuterium fusion. But all that really does is retard the brown dwarf's passage to the bottom right of the HR diagram, following a similar cooling curve as WDs. (Disclaimer: not a BD expert, I work on massive stars).

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    4. Re:wait watch by AJWM · · Score: 1

      There just isn't any such clean division between planets, dwarf planets and asteroids.

      I've got one for you, but it isn't necessarily determinable from just external observation. The line between planets (dwarf or otherwise) and asteroids is the self-gravitation one: if it's more spherical than not, then it's a planet. Potatoe shaped or otherwise irregular, it's an asteroid. For roughly spherical bodies, if it has undergone sufficient melting and differentiation that it has a distinct core, it's a planet. Otherwise it's a dwarf planet.

      Melting, differentiation and core formation are pretty objective characteristics, just like fusion in defining stars. (The heat for melting is a combination of gravitational energy from initial condensation and radioactive heating from short-lived isotopes.)

      The planetary geologists would probably favor that one. I think the dynamicists care more about the orbit. Maybe we just need to add a qualifier (eg 'gravitationally dominant', or GD) to keep the latter happy. Thus Ceres, Vesta, Pluto, etc. are planets, but the original 8 are GD planets.

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  23. Fine, then - have it both ways by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Funny
    Americans can stick with the nine planets as designed by God.

    The rest of the world can use the metric planets that evolved in our solar system.

    There. Everyone happy now?

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    1. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by ianejames · · Score: 1

      I'm with you generally -- but that's a hard one. As a physicist: good definitions guide good decisions. As an architect: the "standard" system kicks the metric system's ass. But which is "man-made" and which was created by "god". My double-quote qouta is just now finished.

      Perhaps what we should all be asking ourselves: what is the purpose of classification?
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    2. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by gameforge · · Score: 1

      Americans can stick with the nine planets as designed by God.

      The rest of the world can use the metric planets that evolved in our solar system.

      There. Everyone happy now?


      WTF! No! There are over 1 billion Catholics alone, whereas the population of the entire US is only a third of that.

      All of the other metric Christians, Jews and other God-fearing metric people won't accept your system.

      Incidentally (in reply to gp) if Pluto is so dissimilar from the rest of the planets, why don't we pick a single one of them and call it "Planet"? It's not like any of them are much like each other to begin with. Some aren't solid, for example. Jupiter's size compared with Mercury's presents a larger difference than Mercury's compared with Pluto's.

      Rather, let's have a broad and open and inclusive definition of "planet", and let schools decide how many of them students need to learn. It's not like there won't be other significant planets discovered either in our solar system or in others at some point in time. It's not like knowing those "magical nine names" has really changed anyone's life who isn't an astronomer... and astronomers already know a lot more stuff than just names of nine planets.

    3. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by phooka.de · · Score: 5, Insightful
      As an architect: the "standard" system kicks the metric system's ass.

      You're actually serious, aren't you? In what way exactly does it kick any ass? The metric systems covers lenght, volume, force... all consistent and based on one, single meter.

      The "standard" (that is, the standard in the US and hardly anywhere else) is based on how many definitions for lenth etc.? How many pints of fuel are in a rocket? Would that be american pints or british dry pints or british liquid pints? How many inches go into a mile? Would that be a normal mile or a nautical one? How many ounces does a quibic yard or foot of water weigh at room temperature?

      The so called (by you) "standard" system is a mess, historically grown and a nightmare to handle.

    4. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by BoberFett · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait, metric planets? Are you trying to claim we have 10 now?

    5. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Did you read the caveat? As an architect

      Last time I checked, architects weren't really worried about how much water weighs at standard temperature. That kind of trifling calculation is best left to the engineers!

    6. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by faaaz · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. We've got architects over here in Europe using the metric system. Exactly what's your point?

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    7. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His point is that 12 has more factors than 10.

    8. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. We've got architects over here in Europe using the metric system. Exactly what's your point?

      His point is that the system he learned as a kid seems better to him.

      It is a wholly subjective appreciation which he attemps to validate through rationalisations such as "as an architect", but he cannot convey the purported superiority this way since it is just a cover for his emotional attachment to the system in question.

      The International Unit system is better to the British Imperial system because it was designed to be better. The latter, being a rag tag amassment of haphazard conventions, is quaint.

      P.S. As a canadian I use both, metric for big stuff, inches and pounds for people...

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    9. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "As an architect: the "standard" system kicks the metric system's ass." You're actually serious, aren't you? In what way exactly does it kick any ass? The metric systems covers lenght, volume, force... all consistent and based on one, single meter.

      Architecture and carpentry and the like benefit greatly from the Imperial system of measurements becase the base unit -- the foot -- is evenly divisible into halves, thirds, and quarters. This is something that's quite common when dealing with materials as easily manipulated and cut by hand, such as wood. While the metric system is superior in almost every other conceivable way, the Imperial system does excel in this one area, which is why I don't ever expect to see it disappearing from anything involving woodworking.

      Aside from the "one foot = twelve inches" measurement, the rest of the Imperial system is complete garbage. I'm glad the entire world, except for two or three backward countries ;-), moved to the metric system years ago.

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    10. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by Jott42 · · Score: 1

      Simpler only if you take as a given that architecture in the metric system should be based on structures being exactly 1, 2, 3 etc meters. But instead, if you base architecture on a unit of 60 cm, you get the benefit of both the metric system and at the same time the benefit of the simple divisions you like so much. And that is the way it is done in Europe, by the way.

    11. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Rather, let's have a broad and open and inclusive definition of "planet", and let schools decide how many of them students need to learn.

      I have a better idea. Let the lesson be: "The Sun is orbited by lots of obcets of various shapes, sizes and masses. Nine of these objects are called "Planets" for historical reasons."

      Basically, stop trying to make systematic classification about what's basically leftoever garbage from when the solar system was born, it's not going to work. Just accept that "planet" is a historical term and not a scientific one and describes objects that are not fundamentally different from lots of other objects, and leave it there. And let the newspapers call any masses found orbiting around other stars "planets" if they will, it gets roughly the right idea accross to the general public, which is a lot more than can be said about most newspaper articles reporting science (or politics).

      It's not like knowing those "magical nine names" has really changed anyone's life who isn't an astronomer... and astronomers already know a lot more stuff than just names of nine planets.

      On the contrary, knowing the names of the planets has allowed many people to make a decent to good living as astrologers.

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    12. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by ianejames · · Score: 1

      We've got architects over here in Europe using the metric system.

      And look where that's gotten them. Err, maybe I'm making the wrong point.

      His point is that the system he learned as a kid seems better to him.

      That's false. I preferred metric.

      he cannot convey the purported superiority...

      My foot is exactly one foot long. My height is two yards. My thumb is one inch wide. The span of my hand is eight inches. It's also good for computers: inches are repeatedly split in half, which is perfect for representing in binary. An acre is the amount of land one man can plough in one day (ok, I'm reaching on that one). But my point is, these are units which can easily be felt as a part of you, not as an arbitrary definition. A room twelve feet wide is twice your wingspan. If it's eight feet tall, that's about how high you can reach. A piece of wood shouldn't be 13 millimeters thick and 1.23 meters wide.

      Yes, I would kill myself if I had to calculate atomic forces in slug-feet per second per second. The US is going to have to switch someday -- I just hope it's after I die.

      P.S.: The only other area that imperial might beat metric is in cooking. A pint is a pound the world round, even if it's not liquid (a dry pint is different from a wet pint). Any chefs care to comment?

    13. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      But my point is, these are units which can easily be felt as a part of you, not as an arbitrary definition. A room twelve feet wide is twice your wingspan. If it's eight feet tall, that's about how high you can reach.

      You have no point: A room 4 meters wide is twice your wingspan. If it's 2.5m high, that's about how high you can reach.
      And forget about spouting nonsense regarding the EXACT measure of the very vague "your wingspan". People aren't all the same height.

      A piece of wood shouldn't be 13 millimeters thick and 1.23 meters wide.

      15mm and 1.25m will do nicely.
      It only sucks if you're converting one standard measure from a system to another. ex: "Butter should be sold by 454g", etc.

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    14. Re:Fine, then - have it both ways by gameforge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Basically, stop trying to make systematic classification about what's basically leftoever garbage from when the solar system was born, it's not going to work.

      Isn't Earth some of that garbage? Aren't we?

      That doesn't solve the problem; we're going to have to invent lots of new words if we do that.

      K.I.S.S. Call them sun-moons. Call them planets. Call them gravitationally cohesive stardust wads. All of them - comets, Pluto, 2km wide Kuiper Belt Objects, they all fit the fuzzy, historical non-objective definition of planet which has slowly been accepted as a scientific term.

      I'll bet somewhere there's a moon that has several moons; not being an astronomer, I'll bet they exist in our own solar system.

      I'll bet somewhere a giant star (of not to different composition than Jupiter) orbits a mammoth star (not just a binary solar system with two suns that orbit the same arbitrary point in between them).

      I'll bet somewhere there's a comet with live cells containing DNA.

      We're going to run out of names for this shit and make everything too confusing. Until we get out there and start walking around other solar systems like we own the universe, it's absolutely ridiculous to try and say "this collection of matter is a planet, while this one is a moon, and this one is a star, and this one is a moon of a moon, and this one is a frozen methane block, while this one is a (etc)". They're all extremely unique, and yet they're all the same.

      I for one could get used to the idea of solar planets (stars), terrestreal planets (regular old planets like Venus and Earth and Pluto and Xena and Haley and Hale-Bopp) and lunar planets (moons) and sub-lunar planets (moons of moons).

      I think these astronomers who are just up in arms over what to call this stuff should all sign up on Slashdot; it's the best place to go for substituting unproductive bickering for real work.

  24. Apologies? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Last week a bunch of us were ridiculed for using the word "planet" in reference to Pluto. We were accused of being Bushitlerian anti-science fundamentalists. Some even suggested we were closet flat earthers. How dare we question the infallibility of science and its inerrant prophet the scientist!

    But now 300 scientists have signed a petition to promote Pluto back to a planet. That's THIRTY more scientists than voted for the demotion in the first place!

    I'm wondering how long it will be until I get an apology?

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  25. Open letter to all US scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dear distinguished ladies and gentlemen of letters,

    Humanity has arrived at an inflection point in our history, one whose influence will steer our course for decades, or, more likely, centuries. The post-millennial rise of both Islamic and Christian fundamentalism tears at the very skirts of the Enlightenment.

    Your fellow citizens have twice elected an inarticulate and violent demagogue as President, a man who has expressed deep personal doubts about the validity of the scientific method and its relevance in America's primary-school classrooms. Three-fourths of the adult population profess a belief in angels; two-thirds believe the Christian Bible is the literally-true word of their God. Over half state that humans were created by God in their present form.

    One American adult in one thousand can state the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment to the Constitution.

    Meanwhile, to the elected representatives of this singularly-unenlightened population, you, America's scientists and engineers, have cheerfully handed control of several thousand thermonuclear weapons.

    And now you're bickering endlessly about... whether or not Pluto is a planet.

    Cut this shit out. Now. I don't want to live in another Dark Age, or worse, die upon the threshold of one.

    Let Pluto be Pluto, whatever Pluto is, and let's put our heads together and figure out how to deal with the delusions we've created for ourselves here on Earth. We need intellectual leadership, not semantic panem et circenses.

    Answers? Sorry; you're the scientists, I'm just some obviously-unlaid AC, ranting into the night on Slashdot's nickel. If I had any suggestions, believe me, I'd be making them, but I don't.

    But come on. We've got to do something productive here.

    1. Re:Open letter to all US scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *laughs* Good/fun one!
      Though for the issue at hand I don't see the problem. It has been debated for at least 30years, ever since it was discovered how small pluto really is. If it should really be called planet then numerous other objects including at least one in the asteroid belt between mars and jupiter and several others outside pluto would be called planets as well. Those are clearly not planets and most people would never consider them to be planets. The only reason we (used to) call Pluto a planet is, A: that we initially thought it was A LOT bigger than it has been shown to be and B: It has been called a planet for over 75years. Possibly C: the only planet discovered by an american *ducks*

      But I agree, this is a non-issue.

    2. Re:Open letter to all US scientists by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      The only other reason is that changing the classification of the planet may lead some to believe that Disney must now rename or reclassify some of its characters. After all, both Goofy and Pluto cannot be dogs, can they?

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    3. Re:Open letter to all US scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ehr, you do know that there are different types of scientists, do you?
      As far as the rest of your post. Preventing another 'Dark Age' is as much *your own responsibility* as 'the scientists'. Don't write silly letters to scientists on /.
      Take responsibility, become politically active, whatever, at least vote for the right guy (but I expect you did that).

    4. Re:Open letter to all US scientists by khallow · · Score: 1

      Answers? Sorry; you're the scientists, I'm just some obviously-unlaid AC, ranting into the night on Slashdot's nickel. If I had any suggestions, believe me, I'd be making them, but I don't.

      Sign in for starters.

      Second, is there a problem here? I see a bunch of whining, but I don't see a *reason* for the whining. So people are irrational and ignorant. You just have to work around it rather than getting all flustered over it.
    5. Re:Open letter to all US scientists by SewersOfRivendell · · Score: 1

      You don't see a problem when fully 50% or more of the population is ignorant of basic science?

      Maybe you will understand when they arrive with torches at your ivory tower.

      If you're working in a scientific occupation, you *will* be scapegoated by the increasingly ignorant. These people actively sanction violence against judges. Do you think that they'll hesitate to send a few 'eggheads' to the hell they so fervently believe in?

      It matters.

    6. Re:Open letter to all US scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      After all, both Goofy and Pluto cannot be dogs, can they?

      The only lesson is there's no difference between Goofy and Pluto, except that one opens his mouth more than necessary.

    7. Re:Open letter to all US scientists by khallow · · Score: 1

      It's better than it used to be. That's worth thinking about.

  26. nevermind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    whaaa??? oh man...

    It's cool man, I've heard that some girls actually LIKE dwarf-peni

  27. My main concern... by monoqlith · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    is that excluding Pluto turns the now defunct, but talented funk/rap/rock duo 2 Skinnee J's excellent song, "Pluto is a Planet", into one giant lie! A lie!

    A lie I've believed for just too long.

    Therefore, I advise astronomers to make Pluto a planet again. Make inquisitive Googlers search for "Pluto+planet" on Google instead of "Pluto+not+planet."

    I ask this with the hope of making 2 Skinnee J's commercially successful, therefore making them reunite to entertain me. And we're really just concerned about me here.

  28. The other day... by Captain_Carnage · · Score: 0, Troll

    I took a shit that was about the same size as Pluto. Can we call it Planet Golgothan?

  29. misses the point by bigpat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think a lot of the summaries have missed the point.

    The final "definitions" that they came up are not scientifically useful or even useful for any reason. No better than the previous enumeration of planets. Really a lot worse in that now by definition planets only exist in our solar system. So, all those things that orbit other stars... oh well now they are just thingies that orbit other stars. The draft proposal seemed much better by comparison and provided a much more broadly applicable definition. Hell kick pluto out of the main planets if you want, but do so by increasing some arbitrary size threshold and then don't use planet as part of the name for whatever you are left with, at least if by definition it is now not a planet or any type of planet. Even the dorky sounding "pluton" would have been better than "dwarf planet"

    And you have to imagine we are going to be finding a lot more planets around other stars in the coming decades as telescopes and processing power improve. or we would have, now we can't since all we can find is something that has no category of its own, unless they too will get a two word name that includes the word planet, such as "extrasolar planet" even though the word "planet" alone is not applicable.

    And the part about clearing the neighborhood of the orbit part of the definition seems like it could be problematic from an observational standpoint. The idea that even if we agree to extend this new "definition" to other star systems, then observations probably won't be sensitive enough to be able to determine if the planet-like object has cleared all the asteroids from the "neighborhood". So, until we actually go to another star system, the likelyhood of finding another object and consitently (with the definition) say that we have found a planet will be nil.

    Those of you who think the problem some of us have with these problematic new definitions is merely nostalgia, think again.

    Bring back the draft proposed definitions and maybe tinker with those a bit. These ones they came up with need to be thrown out.

  30. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

    It just bothers me, that I, uh, you, have an organization that sold our system, and is willing to milk it way out there. Pluto is having a ruff time, no matter which way you plan it. Like a dog that barked at the daughter or bit the son, it'll always come at you.

    Or so the bad pundits say.

  31. One of these things is not like the other.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does clearing the neighborhood mean?

    it means that it's neighborhood is relatively clear.

    earth doesn't share an orbit, although random asteroids will cross the orbit.
    neptune mostly has it's own orbit, even though pluto crosses it.

    pluto, however, is in a whole friggin belt of stuff. it is not the dominant body in its orbit.

    this same problem happened back when we discovered the asteroid belt. at first, quite a few objects there were 'planets'
    however, as we started to get up to 20 planets, we realized that it was just a bunch of rocks, all in the same orbit.

    then, we changed the definition.

    besides,
    whether or not it's called a 'planet' doesn't make it better or worse.
    pluto just doesn't share the same gravtational influence as other planets, so we shouldn't study it the way we study other planets.
    we should study it as a minor body.

  32. Pluto's smaller than our moon. Is it a planet? by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Common human consensus had Pluto as a planet and pretty much still does today.

    Geez, you make it sound like they're just some random cranks who got together. This was a meeting of the IAU. Common human consensus had tomatoes as not being fruits and dolphins as fish before people sat down and came up with a consistent definition.

    Pluto's essentially grandfathered in from a time when we hadn't yet found other objects in its size class. I hope you realize that Pluto is only about 2300 km across while our own moon is about 3500 km across. Are we in a double-planet system, or is there some logical reason you can think of for making a smaller object than our moon a planet while our moon is undeserving of the status?

    I think it's high-time we demoted it as nothing more than an oversized trans-Uranic asteroid. I mean, it doesn't even operate on the same elliptic plane as the planets do and it has a "moon" that's half its size. The only reason anyone cares is a knee-jerk anger over having some childhood lesson overturned.

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  33. meh.... by wylf · · Score: 1

    this is only causing such a ruckus because Pluto's the only [former] planet to have been discovered by an American.

    /ducks

  34. 420+ not enough? by AaronPSU777 · · Score: 1

    I realize it might not look fair, but unless there is some reason to think the astronomers that voted are biased in some way then 424 voters out of 2700 people is more than enough to give an accurate representation of the group as a whole.

  35. Definitions are important by westcoaster004 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In science our primary means of communication are words. Because of that, we need to have some degree of stability in the definitions of the words that we are using. At the same time, we (scientists) are constantly encountering new phenomena which can challenge our current definitions and systems of classification. Much of the same problem can be seen in biology: when taxonomists were originally dividing living organisms into families, species, and genuses, they had no genetic information available - they based their classifications on the structures present. However now many species have had their relations reassigned based on genetics - this means new names which better line up with the facts that are now known. Still, not everything must be changed; it is not always necessary.
    Much the same has happened with physics, chemistry, and astronomy. In chemistry, the term "dative bond" has been all but replaced by alternative words. Some (older chemists) still use it, however it is a word that many disfavour. (And personally I prefer its use to some of the more clumsy longer names given.) In astronomy, "planet" was originally the name given to "wandering stars," yet we still use the term planet to describe them. Admittedly a case could be made for changing our definition, but I think that subclasses are possily a better way to go. Most of us have accepted the term "Gas Giant" for some time, and it in no way lessens the planetary status of such giants. Perhaps the idea of Dwarf Planets will gain similar acceptance?
    Frankly though, I am not entirely sure that size is always the best way to categorize anything (despite our human inclination to do so)... perhaps composition or habitability might be better? (although this will be of limited use if we're never bother to visit them) I could easily be persuaded to describe pluto as an "icy planet"... or Earth as an "M-class planet."

  36. Publicity Stunts by random+coward · · Score: 1

    I am starting to think that the IAU hired a very good PR firm. They are milking this for all its worth. But its starting to seem that all this is, is a publicity stunt. I bet they end up with more funding for all this too.

  37. What I heard... by astrogirl2900 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...is that because of the New Horizons http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Horizons mission NASA and US astronomers has been pushing for a definition where Pluto is a planet because it is more prestigious to send a probe to a planet than to a dwarf planet. We are supposed to be scientists, and make definitons that make sense from a scientific point of view, but this is politics.

  38. Metric! by wall0159 · · Score: 2, Informative


    That's approximately 117 mm for the real scientists ;-)

    1. Re:Metric! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's approximately 117 mm for the real scientists ;-)
      I'm not sure if you're just bad at math or if you're insuating that scientists have 4.6 inch penises.
  39. Rational, not emotional by tm1rules · · Score: 1

    Any emotional reasoning for keeping Pluto as a planet should be disregarded. "Oh, it's such a cute name." People need to separate themselves from the emotional aspect. This is like arguing over what date the seasons actually change.

  40. Why the emotional investment and time spent? by jiawen · · Score: 1

    I find it unfortunate that so many people have so much emotionally invested in Pluto being a planet. People who can't tell you anything else about Pluto, people who don't care one whit about astronomy, people who couldn't tell you what a neutrino is or why it's important to understand dark matter, people who think evolution is a some kind of humanist conspiracy... It's a sad state of affairs. "Who cares about science? We just want to follow Tradition -- which is to say, to continue wallowing in ignorance."

  41. What was wrong with the first suggestion? by JanneM · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I really liked the original suggestion. It's a planet if:

    * It is round under its own gravity

    * it is not already classified as a star

    * It is not a satellite to something else not classified as a star (ie. when the common point of rotation is located within the body of the other object)

    A possible fourth criteria could be:

    * It orbits something classified as a star

    though I'd be happy without that criteria, making solitary, wandering bodies be called planets as well.

    Sure, that will probably get us planets by the dozen as we get a clearer idea of what't out in the edges of our system - but why is that a problem? It's not like having nine planets has some mysterious significance, and it hasn't been nine - or eight for that matter - for very long either.

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    1. Re:What was wrong with the first suggestion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >> Sure, that will probably get us planets by the dozen as we get a clearer idea of what't out in the edges of our system - but why is that a problem?

      You would get them by the millions if you go by that definition.

      What IAU wanted to do by adding the requirement of "clearing the neighborhood", was meant to bring in some lower limit to the size of the bodies considered planets.

      Pluto-worshippers are now working to destroy that attempt at limit definition for emotional reasons, and having people accept some arbitrary limit by which Pluto would still be a planet, as would probably anything bigger than Pluto and thereby likely several hundreds of objects. We would end up with hundreds of planets in this starsystem alone, which is not very convenient when we clearly have a class of 8 much bigger objects. Maybe people would be more open to reclassifying the 8 classical planets as GIANT PLANETS, if they can't stand Pluto being called a dwarf?

    2. Re:What was wrong with the first suggestion? by wagnerer · · Score: 1

      A lot of blackholes will fit that definition. Also how round is something in 3D?

      My suggestion is

      • An object with enough gravity to shape itself into an ellipsoid with eccentricity less than ###
      • Not massive enough to support continous thermnuclear fusion at its core
      • Composed of chemical elements or compounds
      Granted it probably rules out Jupiter, but I always thought calling Jupiter just a planet was wrong. Besides, 2010 isn't that far off.

      The biggest argument against this is probably the massive numbers of objects in the Solar System that meet this definition.

    3. Re:What was wrong with the first suggestion? by JanneM · · Score: 1

      You would get them by the millions if you go by that definition.

      Probably not; a body has to be fairly big to become spherical under gravity (the exact size would depend on the composition). We'd probably get dozens, and gradually perhaps up into a few hundred, in our system.

      But why would that be a problem? After all, the point is not (or should not be) to magically make the 8 or 9 currently on the list stay there with no additions or deletions. We once thought we had five planets. By now they're nine - why would 12 - or 25 or 100 - be a problem?

      "Clearing the neighbourhood" has the problem of being very imprecise and arguably a lot more arbitrary than the other definition - and as has been pointed out, would disqualify other current planets too, depending on how you chose to interpret it.

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    4. Re:What was wrong with the first suggestion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the first suggestion, planets can't be ordered. As outer body orbits can criss-cross, you can't reliably define which one is the n-th planet.

  42. I For One.... by portege00 · · Score: 1

    I For One Welcome Our New 424 Astronomer Overlords!

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  43. A "planet" is . . . by achurch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    . . . something you look at and say, "hey, that's a planet."

    No, seriously. Given all the historical baggage surrounding the term "planet", people shouldn't be trying to use it as a scientific term in the first place. If you want something that can be used to scientifically denote a certain class of astronomical objects, call them "primary satellites" or something. What's wrong with saying something like this, for example? "A planet is one of the nine satellites of Sol: Mercury, Venus, Earth, ..., Pluto; or a similar object orbiting another star that is widely recognized as a planet." That keeps the status quo with respect to our solar system, which doesn't seem to have hurt anything in the 76 years it's been around, and lets public opinion decide on anything else that pops up. Which leaves astronomers free to spend their valuable time actually watching the sky rather than trying to convince people that something that looks like a planet and smells like a planet isn't actually a planet.

  44. of course these are controversial by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    pluto, for one, has a tenuous atmosphere

    and certainly there's something solid at the core of saturn/ jupiter

    however, ANY system you can possibly think of will be controversial: there will ALWAYS be objects which will defy ANY system of classification. look at our current nuttiness over pluto for example

    so if you are going to dismiss this classification system because the definition of "significant" atmosphere can be controversial, then you might as well as dismiss all classification systems, and just stop trying to classify things at all

    just look at zoology: what is a platypus again? is it mammal? it lays eggs... you can't classify what it is? so we throw out the entire current zoological classification system just because we can't agree upon what a platypus is? heck, we can't even agree on what a living thing is: is a virus alive? how about prion? look: controversy! controversy is everywhere in life: there are no solid absolutes, welcome to life

    so your basis for dismissing this system because what a "significant" atmosphere is can be controversial... and because there is probably a nugget of something in the middle of mostly gaseous saturn or jupiter... is simply not valid

    because you are looking for something that is impossible to find: no controversy at all

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    1. Re:of course these are controversial by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      so if you are going to dismiss this classification system because the definition of "significant" atmosphere can be controversial, then you might as well as dismiss all classification systems, and just stop trying to classify things at all
      I'm not dismissing it at all. I'm just pointing out that the devil's in the details. The definition as written looks quite elegant, but once you add a couple of arbitrary limits (e.g. "significant atmosphere means minimum of X, gas giant only if atmospheric mass > solid mass") it might not look so good.
  45. Americans can't stand losing out? by phooka.de · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Pluto is / was the *only* planet discovered by americans. Now american astronomers fight for it to remain a planet. Never mind that any sensible definition of "planet" that includes Pluto will have to include hundreds, if not thousands of other ball-shaped rocks out in the Kuiper belt.

    So what do we have? A nation for which to win (keeping the planet they discovered) is more important than to have a good result overall (a solid definition of "planet" that's usable for the forseeable future). Unfortunately, they're the strongest bullies on the playground and they don't mind pushing the other kids around. Let's hope they don't buy the majority they need to get "their" planet back.

    Can't admit defeat with style, have to bitch around, looking silly and pissing everybody else off. (sighs)

    1. Re:Americans can't stand losing out? by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      It's even more ridiculous when you consider that it would be the lamest planet around. Imagine astronomical course in a couple of centuries: "there are 8 big planets, and the 147th biggest object in the solar system is also listed as a planet because it was discovered by an american. Of course, it is the only inhabitted planet because it is really too far away and worthless".

    2. Re:Americans can't stand losing out? by smartdreamer · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up!
      He got it all right. It's nothing more than an ego trip.

  46. Can't seem to find Pluto at all by Centurix · · Score: 1

    GET /pluto.html HTTP/1.1
    Host: www.sun.com
    Accept: */*

    HTTP/1.1 404 Object Not Found
    Server: Sun-System-Web-Server/6.1
    Date: Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:44:59 GMT
    Connection: close
    Content-Length: 0
    Content-Type: text/rock

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    1. Re:Can't seem to find Pluto at all by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wrong domain. The www means you're requesting Pluto from the Earth.

  47. Stupid nationalistic behavior... :-( by tbf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Poor (stupid?) Americans *sig* - In my opinion all this resistance just exists, because Pluto is the only object Americans detected and which - due lack of knowledge - became accepted as planet of our star system. Why cann't they be prood of having found the first sample of this new group of objects Pluto belongs to? Why aren't you prood of all those other planets of other star systems you've found already?

  48. Who Cares? by Farrside · · Score: 1

    Seriously, what is the deal here?

  49. Exception to the rule by Tomthemage · · Score: 1

    If astronomers would take their eyes off of the stars for one minute, and look around them, they would see a public sad to see Pluto go. I suggest making Pluto an exception to the rule, in honor of it's previous 50 odd years standing as such. We could use the new planet rules to judge all OTHER bodies discovered, but keep Pluto in it's honorary position as a planet. Honestly, "My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us... Nothing" is just so depressing!

    1. Re:Exception to the rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that reasoning, Ceres goes back in the 'A' list, too. It was a planet one time, as well.

      Besides, if all the TNO's qualify as planets- and those are estimated to number in the hundreds, perhaps thousands- would you want to come up with the mnemonic for all their names?

    2. Re:Exception to the rule by Tomthemage · · Score: 1

      I just don't see why we have to allow all if we allow Pluto... that's the point of an exception!

  50. I demand the Earth be voted flat again!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My great great great... grandfather was taught that in school, and I see no reason to change it.

  51. this controversy... by Ivan+Matveich · · Score: 1

    If a fork is longer than six inches, let's call it a "frark." That's all objective and scientific, right? Or maybe we should set the bar at five inches?

  52. Just to be on record by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    Any astronomer that would admit pluto as a planet probably supports creationist science and a law rounding pi to 3.

    Either there are 8 planets, or something like 30. They demoted pluto to a platetoid or whatever label they decided on. Big deal, sentimentality has no place in science.

  53. Americans are smart, methinks. by AriaStar · · Score: 1

    If the people of the good ol' US can be trusted to vote for who runs the world with the help of the Supreme Court, why not let us show how smart we are as a whole and put this to a vote so we can also control the galaxy? I think most people are smart enough to know we've got eleventeen planets and 43 states.


    What is Pluto?
    A) A planet
    B) No
    C) A dog
    D) A new form of Play-Do


    We all know the answer is G, the guy who shot Mr. Burns.

    1. Re:Americans are smart, methinks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We all know the answer is G, the guy who shot Mr. Burns.

      G == Maggie Simpson?
    2. Re:Americans are smart, methinks. by AriaStar · · Score: 1

      Ah, Maggie. Whatta guy.

  54. The whole argument seems quite ridiculous by jesterzog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Despite the headlines, astronomers are not arguing over whether Pluto's a planet. They're arguing over the right way to define "planet". Pluto's relevent only because lots of people are used to thinking of Pluto as a planet, and don't want a definition that leaves Pluto out.

    My only relevant qualification for this argument is to be an enthusiastic amateur astronomer, but if anything it has meant I've been following it quite closely.

    To be honest, the whole argument seems quite ridiculous to me. If the definition if a planet is so waffley that astronomers can't agree on it, then astronomers shouldn't be using the word for anything important in the first place. I'm a little surprised that the IAU saw the need to have a vote on this definition at all, and I'm even more surprised at the apparent outrage that's being expressed by professional astronomers whom I'd have thought might have had more interesting things to do with their time.

    It's not as if we don't already have unambiguous ways to describe what's being referred to. The word "planet" is really just a convenience word that can be used as short-hand by people in informal communication. So what if we can count how many "planets" we have? Doing so is a convenient simplistic way to indicate about how many "big things" there are, but it doesn't even start to describe the real complexity of the Solar System.

    1. Re:The whole argument seems quite ridiculous by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      I've heard the philosophers have had problems coming up with a definition of "to exist" that they can all agree on, not for the past few decades, but millenia. So, please refrain from using that word in any serious context.

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    2. Re:The whole argument seems quite ridiculous by SixByNineUK · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am a profesional astronomer and in my experiance most of my collegues could not really care less about this. For evidance, the fact that so few people voted shows that most astronomers are more interested in real science, not pointless naming conventions.

    3. Re:The whole argument seems quite ridiculous by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I can appreciate that. If I was a professional astronomer I like to hope I'd have the same attitude. That said, I've found it quite amusing how much of a controversy it seems to be stirring up. Some of the names on that petition are very well known -- it's not exactly the janitors at MIT or JPL who signed it.

    4. Re:The whole argument seems quite ridiculous by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      "I am a profesional astronomer and in my experiance most of my collegues could not really care less about this."

      If that's the case then why does this continue to make news. Being rhetorical of course, but I can assure you that
      the general public cares even less. I'm a science geek myself and even I could care less whether it's
      a planet, dwarf planet or just a hunk of rock.

      The only person who really cares is "mother" who is wondering if she still needs to bring 9 pizzas or something else.

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    5. Re:The whole argument seems quite ridiculous by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      To be honest, the whole argument seems quite ridiculous to me.

      Making a big issue out of a supposed non-issue is pretty crazy, too, which is what a lot of people seem to be doing. As we found out how small Pluto was, how many other Pluto sized objects are out there, and with the discovery of other planets in other solar systems, the discussion was bound to pop up sometime. Might as well be now.

    6. Re:The whole argument seems quite ridiculous by hubie · · Score: 1
      What I find more interesting (being a professional scientist as well, this is part of the uglier side that layman doesn't get to see much) is an interview by Owen Gingerich in this BBC article how it all went down:

      Owen Gingerich chaired the IAU's planet definition committee and helped draft an initial proposal raising the number of planets from nine to 12.

      The Harvard professor emeritus blamed the outcome in large part on a "revolt" by dynamicists - astronomers who study the motion and gravitational effects of celestial objects.

      "In our initial proposal we took the definition of a planet that the planetary geologists would like. The dynamicists felt terribly insulted that we had not consulted with them to get their views. Somehow, there were enough of them to raise a big hue and cry," Professor Gingerich said.

      "Their revolt raised enough of a fuss to destroy the scientific integrity and subtlety of the [earlier] resolution."

      He added: "There were 2,700 astronomers in Prague during that 10-day period. But only 10% of them voted this afternoon. Those who disagreed and were determined to block the other resolution showed up in larger numbers than those who felt 'oh well, this is just one of those things the IAU is working on'."

    7. Re:The whole argument seems quite ridiculous by fm6 · · Score: 1
      To be honest, the whole argument seems quite ridiculous to me. If the definition if a planet is so waffley that astronomers can't agree on it, then astronomers shouldn't be using the word for anything important in the first place.

      If your only consideration is linguistic precision, then you're right. I often resort to this policy in my work as a technical writer. But in ordinary conversation, you can't tell people to stop using words that they've used all their lives, at least not without a better excuse than "it's too waffley". If astronomers look silly arguing over the definition of such a common word, imagine how they'd look if they told everybody to stop using the word altogether!

    8. Re:The whole argument seems quite ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a professional astronomer in terrible need of a spelling checker, apparently.

  55. Beats me... by Circlotron · · Score: 1

    ...why when the whole world is in such a mess ecologically, politically, socially, you name it, and these dudes waste their time squabbling over the definition of some far-flung object. It makes about as much sense as the war in Gulliver's Travels where they were fighting over whether to crack an egg on it's side or it's end. Actually, at least *that* had some practical use. I give up.

  56. Similar object? by BoxedFlame · · Score: 1

    Dude, you totally missed WHY they changed the definition. There are "similar objects" in OUR solarsystem and anything we can possibly see orbiting another star will ALWAYS be a planet with that "similar objects" definition. It's a horrible definition by any standard.

  57. Scientists don't have a monopoly on "Planet" by landryraccoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Planet" is only a label, and it's one used in contexts other than Science. Literature, History, Mythology, and Religion, among other things. When someone says Pluto is a planet in those contexts, it has no bearing on science. So, popular culture can continue to define Pluto as a planet and why not? Why should science have a monopoly? This is NOT like saying the Earth is flat. Saying the Earth is flat is a claim about the universe, saying Pluto is a planet is only giving it a label. When you say Pluto is a planet, most people aren't saying anything OTHER than the fact that it's an object in our solar system that's always been called a planet, and what's wrong with that? Why couldn't you say: "A Planet is one of the following nine objects in our solar system : Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, Pluto, and various other objects found outside our solar system, as decided by common useage." An Astronomer is free to say, "Pluto is not technically a planet, by the scientific definition." But that doesn't give any grounds to criticize people who want to call it a planet anyway.

  58. or even crazier than that by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    say a planet with an eccentric orbit has an atmosphere that sublimates out onto the surface when far from its sun, and then boils back to life when close to the sun

    so does it have an atmosphere?

    or howabout a planet with a continuously replenished atmosphere due to extremely active but variable volcanic activity, but also in the tidal and gravitational grasp of a huge neighbor which constantly siphons the atmosphere off, so that the atmosphere is almost randomly variable in density

    so does it have an atmosphere?

    the point is, it's pretty weird out there in the universe, and just because there are platypuses (objects which straddle classification definitions) doesn't nullify the classification system

    whatever "arbitrary" limit you use ("significant atmosphere means minimum of X, gas giant only if atmospheric mass > solid mass" as you say), it should adequately capture 99% of known objects. straddling objects will exist. but the difference between a gas giant and a rocky planet with an atmosphere is pretty well distanced, due to how planets evolve, and the difference between "moons" and "planets" (appreciable atmosphere/ negligible atmosphere) is likewise well distanced

    if you drew a graph for round objects in our solar system, with X being # of objects, and Y being atmospheric density, you'll find that there's some objects on one end of the graph, and some objects on the other end of the graph. that there is no continuum of objects such that the cut off point between "has atmosphere" and "does not have atmosphere" is arbitrary. for our solar system at least, it is well constrained into these two groups

    i bet someone smarter than me already knows why this seems to be so, or could devise a theorem of solar system formation that explains that, but for the most part, i bet that rule holds for extrasolar systems as well: the difference between gas giant/ planet being well constrained, and the difference between atmosphere/ no atmosphere being well constrained, for the vast majority of objects

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  59. So what shall we tell our kids by awss82 · · Score: 0

    One day we tell our kids hey there are only 8 planets, then next day we say guess what it became 9 again because pluto was on vacation and now Pluto is back ;-).

  60. Re:Pluto's smaller than our moon. Is it a planet? by z0idberg · · Score: 4, Funny

    >Geez, you make it sound like they're just some random cranks who got together. This was a meeting of the IAU. Common human >consensus had tomatoes as not being fruits and dolphins as fish before people sat down and came up with a consistent definition.

    Are you suggesting that witches are not actually made out of wood?

  61. Re:Pluto's smaller than our moon. Is it a planet? by plluke · · Score: 1

    Mostly agreed but remember that a "moon" is defined as a relative concept, as a signifcant satellite orbiting a planet. There could be a really damn big "moon" somewhere that is orbiting a humongous planet and that moon could be approaching mercury size or something but it would still be a moon. A "planet" is not defined by size alone but by relative function and hierarchy within an orbital system.

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  62. Do you work for Lockheed Martin? by rolfwind · · Score: 2, Informative
  63. there's only one reason for all this by rucs_hack · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lovell (he of canals on Mars fame) decided that there must be a huge Gas Giant out beyond Neptune, but could never find one.

    In order to find this planet, and ensure that Lovell wasn't primarily remembered for his fanciful and incorrect thesis regarding life/civilisation on Mars, a junior astronomer was set to work searching for this suposed super giant Gas Planet.

    Note that I say Junior, no-one else wanted the job, no-one....

    Instead of a Huge Gas Giant, he found a tiny rock. As it turns out this was the first sighting of a Kuiper Belt Object, a noteworthy acheivement in itself which was sullied and robbed of its true importance as a milestone in astronomy due to the politics of the day within the astronomy movement.

    So, this tiny rock was hailed as Lovells planet, in spite of the ludicrous nature of this claim, given the obvious disparity between the predicted object, and the one found. It could never have caused the gravitational perturbance by which the presence of the gas giant was inferred by Lovell.
    It's status as a planet, whilst debated by some then, and many since, has been assured due to this fear of blackening Lovells name.

    Interestingly, none of the astronomers who wanted Pluto to be a planet would consider calling our moon, or Ceres planets, even though admitting Pluto into the list of planets meant these, among others, would now qualify.

    It is this bizarre situation that the decision regarding Pluto is seeking to resolve. That not many astronomers were there to vote is beside the point. The vote was known to be taking place a long time in advance (many months), it wasn't a rushed secret ballot or anything.

    The people who want to discredit the vote don't actually have an alternative classification, they just want the ambiguity to remain.

    In effect, what we have here is an old fashioned cat fight among supposedly mature people of science (predominantly men).

    1. Re:there's only one reason for all this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think you mean Lowell.

    2. Re:there's only one reason for all this by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      whoops, typo :-)

    3. Re:there's only one reason for all this by kindbud · · Score: 1

      It's Lowell. The man's name was Percival Lowell.

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    4. Re:there's only one reason for all this by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      redundant reply that man.

      Yes I spelled it wrong, so sue me :-)

  64. How is it important? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    That's not a rant, I'm seriously asking. Does the label "Planet" mean something special? I mean, is there some kind of long winded string attached to it that warrants shipping a few thousand experts to one place and have them discuss whether or not some stellar object is to be called planet?

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    1. Re:How is it important? by rucs_hack · · Score: 2, Informative

      planet used to mean 'anything that moved in the night sky', the literal translation being 'wandering star'.

      Originally even the Sun was classed as a planet, as was the moon, any comets that were seen, jupiter, the lot.

      As a definition it's changed a lot.

    2. Re:How is it important? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Agreed, and this evolution in scientific terms is exactly why we shouldn't let people repress its new status. It's very much necessary, we've had to "relearn" science all the time (that's the largest aspect of science evolution, actually!), so that's simply not a valid argument. And even if you'd call it one, then that includes making dozens or hundreds more "planets" new candidates.

      I think this is a necessary change and those trying to have Pluto remain a planet just because of some weird-ass nostalgic reason or that books shouldn't have to be rewritten haven't understood a single thing about science and the importance of being accurate and true to observations. In case of astronomers doing this idiotic claim, I guess some of them are just trying to protect NASA's Pluto probe mission that suddenly got a "dwarf planet" destination instead of the "last planet in the solar system". But on the other hand, what's wrong with being the first to check out a dwarf planet?

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    3. Re:How is it important? by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      you would be amazed how many scientists are obsessed with how things look. I'm one myself, and I despair sometimes at the scrabble to be associated with things that make people seem more important.

      Beleive me, if it were only possible to hold off re-classification until the pluto mission were over, they'd dig their heels in, even if the result was a foregone conclusion, just to ensure that their papers were published with the 'sexier' title.

      I had someone sneak his name onto a paper I published once, because he wanted to be associated with the research (without doing shit all towards it), because it was in a new area. I was furious, but it was too late to change it, as it'd already been peer reviewed and accepted.

      Scientists can be as vain as any other group of people.

  65. IAU said knock you out by eddeye · · Score: 1

    Looks like Pluto took the words straight out of LL Cool J's mouth:

    "Don't call it a comeback
    I been here for years
    Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear"

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  66. Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by teal_ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Oh but it is, it's very important. A precise terminology is critical to get anything done in any field.

    Nostalgia or neat names your kids like are no reason to violate the rules of your field. AIDS was orginally categorized as a form of cancer, but then we found that it's not a cancer, so we stopped calling it a cancer. It's simple, really. Once you disprove something, it makes no sense to go on believing it.

    The simple truth is that if you call Pluto a planet, then you also have to call Ceres and potentially hundreds of bodies in the Kuiper belt planets as well. Pluto does not dominate its orbit around the sun, it shares it with Charon, they spin around each other, one is not a moon of the other. None of the other planets in the solar system have such a symbiosis, they all have moons that orbit them. What shall we do when we manage to spot specific planetary bodies in distant solar systems? "let's see... hrm, that's a class-M planet, that's a gas giant, that's a dead rock, all of these have moons and they're spherical and dominate their orbits, but hey, here's a neat looking body there dancing with another body, I guess that's a planet too, let's call it Mickey and forget the thing it's spinning with." Where does it end? We need a concise definition that works every time, no exceptions.

    As it is, with that gold disc in the voyager spacecrafts showing the planets of our system, it's doubtful ET will find us now since he'll see our system has only 8 planets but his directions said there would be 9. If he stumbles into the system anyway, and finds that's he's got the right place, he's going to think we're a bunch of retards for saying we have 9 planets :)

    1. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's completely ridiculous.

      There already was a definition for cancer. AIDS didn't fit it. Early on, people didn't know that. Later, they found enough information to find it wasn't cancer, so it was reclassified.

      In this case, there already was a definition for planet. Some astonomers didn't like the fact Pluto was consider3ed a planet when it's in the Kuipter belt which has a lot of objects in it. THe fact this has nothing to do with being a planet actually pissed them off even further. So they redefined the word "planet".

      The AIDS thing was science. The Pluto thing is politics.

      Pluto is a large round object that primarily orbits the sun and isn't a moon or asteroid. It's a planet. Just like Mercury, which is unlike all the other planets too. Just like Mars, which is also completely unlike all the other planets. The fact Charon doesn't orbit a point inside of Pluto is interesting, but isn't, in this case, relevent to the reclassification. Pluto isn't being reclassified because it's got a large moon, it's being reclassified because it hasn't cleared the various debris in its path.

      The new definition is, of course, inane anyway. It could be argued that the closest legitimate planet to the Sun under the new definition is Jupiter, given the probability is that it is primarily responsible (together with the Sun itself) for the lack of small objects closer to the Sun, not the comparatively puny Earth, Venus, Mars, and Mercury. Should we put question marks over the four planets closest to the Sun too? Is it open to question that Earth is a planet?

      If it had been discovered that Pluto is, in fact, wierdly shaped (not remotely spherical), or orbiting a large, hitherto unseen, gas planet, or a collection of rocks orbiting one another, then it would be comparable to your AIDS example. People would have accepted it. Hell, if it had been reclassified because of Charon, that'd have been slightly more acceptable (as long as the reclassification wasn't the bizarre deprecation that "Dwalf planet" is) because that's based upon recent scientific discoveries that really are interesting.

      But based on not doing something that, say, Mercury probably hasn't even needed to do let alone done?

      Based upon something that a huge, Jupiter-like, object much further away in orbit around the Sun than Pluto would still be doing today, despite its size?

      Generally speaking when we try to change the language for the sake of politics, people get pissed. This wasn't an attempt to be scientific, or improve understanding, it was a bizarre entry in the debate between people who just plain don't like Pluto and the rest of us. Hopefully it'll be over-turned in time.

    2. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by Twiek · · Score: 4, Informative

      You do realize that Ceres was classified as a planet before the discovery of more asteroids, right?

      What makes the Kuiper belt so different that its inhabitants get to be planets, and the asteroids don't?

    3. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by pnewhook · · Score: 3, Informative

      Pluto should have never been classified as a planet, and was only done so for political reasons, not scientific. It's not in a standard orbit like a planet, it highly eccentric, crossing Neptune's orbit as well as being tilted significantly in the plane of the solar system as compared to the other planets. It's moon is over half its own diameter.

      It's probably a rock/ice blob from the Oort cloud that came too close to one of the gas giants and ended up in a roughly stable orbit. It's more like a failed comet than a planet.

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    4. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by JATMON · · Score: 1

      as well as being tilted significantly in the plane of the solar system as compared to the other planets.

      What does the tilt of its orbit have to do with anything? There is nothing in the IAU Resolution that even hints that the planet's orbits need to be in the same plane. Also, I have never seen any astronomer state anything about the tilt of its orbit being reason demote it from being a planet.

    5. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      "let's see... hrm, that's a class-M planet, that's a gas giant, that's a dead rock, all of these have moons and they're spherical and dominate their orbits, but hey, here's a neat looking body there dancing with another body, I guess that's a planet too, let's call it Mickey and forget the thing it's spinning with." Where does it end? We need a concise definition that works every time, no exceptions.

      Well actually, now that you mention class-M planet... the Star Trek classification is rather detailed and thought out. I think we should use this!

      (Really though, it does seem to me that there are different kinds of objects rather than things either being planets or non-planets and a class system would solve that debate. We use Classes for stars, so it's not like it's copying Star Trek entirely...)

    6. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      Pluto does not dominate its orbit around the sun, it shares it with Charon, they spin around each other, one is not a moon of the other. None of the other planets in the solar system have such a symbiosis, they all have moons that orbit them.

      Technically, you're wrong in both situations. Two bodies orbit a point between them determined by their relative masses. Our moon moves the earth towards it by its gravitational pull, so if you were standing on the moon, it would be exactly as if the earth was orbiting you. It's simply convenient to say that an object significantly smaller than another is orbiting the larger object. Thus the only point you can make is that Charon is significantly larger in proportion to pluto than other moons.

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    7. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by PMuse · · Score: 1

      As it is, with that gold disc in the voyager spacecrafts showing the planets of our system, it's doubtful ET will find us now since he'll see our system has only 8 planets but his directions said there would be 9.

      ET may, of course, have a better picture of this solar system when hesheit arrives than we have today. If so, it'll be the things not listed on the Pioneer 10 plate (e.g., Kuiper belt objects) that throw himherit more than the fact that the ninth thing that was listed is some insignificant little pair of rocks.

      See also Voyager 2 golden record.

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    8. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Earth moon orbits a point inside the earth. Pluto's moon orbits a point outside of Pluto. That's a significant difference.

    9. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by pnewhook · · Score: 1
      What does the tilt of its orbit have to do with anything? There is nothing in the IAU Resolution that even hints that the planet's orbits need to be in the same plane. Also, I have never seen any astronomer state anything about the tilt of its orbit being reason demote it from being a planet.

      I don't care about the IAU definition nor was I referring to it. I was giving arguments to why Pluto should have not been classified as a planet in the first place. Any astronomer will tell you that the orbit of Pluto is unique and does not follow the characteristics of the other planets' orbits. So if it's not like the planets, why call it a planet?

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    10. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      and was only done so for political reasons, not scientific.

        Here I thought that Pluto was classified as a planet because it was the next rock we found after Neptune.

        Seems to me the current reclassification has much more to do with politics than the original classification did.

        Probably shares a lot of characteristics with comets, tho - and we can be glad that comets of that size don't enter the inner system very often anymore ;-)

      Cheers,
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    11. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by pnewhook · · Score: 1
      Here I thought that Pluto was classified as a planet because it was the next rock we found after Neptune.

      Actually is was partly political in nature. The Americans reported the discovey, but many in the scientific community didn't believe it should be called a planet for a variety of reasons. President Hoover and the whitehouse liked the idea that an American would be named as the discoverer of a planet, since all of the other planets were discovered by Europeans or known since ancient times. The US government lobbied the other European governments to support the US assertion that it would be called a planet and they eventually agreed.

      And for those that think that Pluto should be called a planet for historical reasons, the discoverer of Uranus originally classified it as a comet. Isn't it good that we are allowed to correct past mistakes instead of being forced to live with them?

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    12. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


        Interesting, I didn't know that. More reading to do ;-) (I know quite a bit about how Tombaugh discovered Pluto, even have a poster of his blink plates around here somewhere, but never cared much about the "outside history" of the discovery.)

        I'm not sure I'd call it a "mistake", tho. Not in the sense of what we're talking about here. We weren't mistaken originally, as far as we knew, until very recently, Pluto *was* the only body near that size out there.

        Perhaps the IAU should just drop "dwarf planet" call Pluto a KBO - which is what it is. It's not like the public-at-large couldn't absorb Yet Another Acronym, if they had to - and if they cared enough.

        Cheers, and thanks
      SB

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    13. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by JATMON · · Score: 1

      So, If Pluto was the size of Jupiter and still had its unique orbit, would the orbit matter?

    14. Re:Consistent terminology is crucial to any field by pnewhook · · Score: 1
      So, If Pluto was the size of Jupiter and still had its unique orbit, would the orbit matter?

      Yes because it's mass would probably suck neptune out of its orbit, maybe uranus too, destroying the outer planets..

      But no, not alone. Pluto's composition is rock-ice, just like a comet. That combined with the eccentric orbit and small size makes it likely a failed comet originally from the Oort cloud, not a true planet.

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  67. To the rebellious 424: by PinkyDead · · Score: 2, Funny

    The world doesn't revolve around you, you know!

    Wait... this just in: the IAU have had another vote, and... well, apparently it does. Or does it?

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  68. Re:Pluto's smaller than our moon. Is it a planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Pluto's essentially grandfathered in from a time when we hadn't yet found other objects in its size class. I hope you realize that Pluto is only about 2300 km across while our own moon is about 3500 km across. Are we in a double-planet system, or is there some logical reason you can think of for making a smaller object than our moon a planet while our moon is undeserving of the status?

    How the hell did you get modded insightful? The reason our moon is not a planet and Pluto was/is is the same reason many of Jupiters moons aren't considered planets. The are called Moons because of their orbits. They orbit planets not the sun. If the Earth orbited Jupiter it'd be a moon not a planet. We're talking High School science here. One of the reasons Pluto got demoted was it has a tandem orbit with Charon. Charon doesn't orbit Plutos axis they both orbit an imaginary axis somewhere between the two. In a sense they could both qualify as moons but that would be silly. The biggest issue with pluto other than size was it was mostly made up of ice which falls into comet teritory. Another bad reason to demote it. If we find an Earth sized body made up of 90% water is not a planet then because of composition? Roughly round shape means a certain mass and orbits the Sun means planet. Those should be the two standards. Anything else is arbitary.

  69. on the contrary by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    "Your definition would be confusing and with the discovery of more systems would get even more so with planets orbiting planets and other planets that arnt actually planets"

    my definition isn't confusing, the universe is

    yes: planets orbiting planets. confused? don't blame me. blame the universe. what else would you call such a situation?

    if you called a rocky sphere with an atmosphere orbiting a rocky sphere with an atmosphere a "moon orbiting a planet" what information have you captured? you've captured less than what my nomenclature does

    emphasizing "what it orbits" over "what it is made of" doesn't make any sense. "what it is made of" is more important. titan is more important than mercury. it really is. it's more interesting, it is an object of more investigation. it has an amosphere, that means something

    and i mean SIGNIFICANT atmosphere. pluto does not have that

    are you still confused?

    here, i'll confuse you some more:

    how about a tertiary star system orbiting a common gravitational barycenter, each star with it's own planetary system... and one planet that, via natural harmonics between the three stars, switches orbital allegiance every now and then. unlikely but possible. well, what do we call such an object then with a nomenclature dependent first and foremost on what something orbits, rather than what it is made of?

    let's get crazier: how about a trojan planet? usually objects that are trojans are tiny, a requirement of objects existing at lagrange points for two much larger objects. but what if those two objects were so massive that they allowed for the existence of a mass large enough to gravitationally become a sphere and retain an atmosphere at the lagrange point? yes, a trojan planet. now: what is that called in a system that emphasizes "what it orbits" over "what it is composed of"?

    and even if we didn't use my definitions for what a "planet" was, it doesn't matter

    because whatever word we agree that would be this earthlike range of parameters of size/ atmosphere/ etc... say this word was "fred", then this word would rapidly become the most interesting and important word in use when talking about extrasolar systems

    say we found 10 new systems

    and we classified each according to our current definitions: gas giants, planets, moons, etc. the first thing everyone would want to know is where the "fred"s were: the bodies most like earth. the gas giants, planets, moons: who cares

    "ok, this system has 20 planets, 3 gas giants, and 45 moons"

    "whatever, where are the freds?"

    "well, the freds, the most earthlike orbs, are: 4 orbitting the star, 2 orbitting the first gas giant, and one orbitting the third gas giant"

    "ok, that's what i'll be researching"

    the "fred"s are the most important things: the things that might harbor alien life, or be targets of our colonization.

    and so in the future, whether we use the word "planet" or some other word to describe the most earthlike worlds, whatever word that is used will come to have the most meaning to us, and all other classifications will fall into more esoteric and archaic meanings, so that in a future of many known extrasolar systems, our current defintion of planets and moons will be looked down as ancient and archaic and useless

    kind of like how modern chemists look at the quaint classifications of alchemists "earth/ air/ fire/ water", or how modern astronomers look at the whimsical classifications of astrologers ("libra", "virgo", "aries")

    so will future astronomers look down on our current understanding of planets and moons and its basically useless emphasis on "what it orbits" as being more important than "what it is made of"

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    1. Re:on the contrary by adavies42 · · Score: 1
      let's get crazier: how about a trojan planet? usually objects that are trojans are tiny, a requirement of objects existing at lagrange points for two much larger objects. but what if those two objects were so massive that they allowed for the existence of a mass large enough to gravitationally become a sphere and retain an atmosphere at the lagrange point? yes, a trojan planet. now: what is that called in a system that emphasizes "what it orbits" over "what it is composed of"?

      Random question: could the Jupiter/Sun combo support something like Pluto or Luna at Jupiter's Trojan points?

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    2. Re:on the contrary by xtieburn · · Score: 1

      'my definition isn't confusing, the universe is'
      Well yes the universe is confusing but thats why we give things appropriate names to help sort it out. Your definition is confusing because it is more arbitrary than the one they already have.

      'planets orbiting planets. confused? don't blame me. blame the universe. what else would you call such a situation?'
      but you were the one who came up with the definition not the universe... This reminds me Branigans law in futurama.

      'if you called a rocky sphere with an atmosphere orbiting a rocky sphere with an atmosphere a "moon orbiting a planet" what information have you captured? you've captured less than what my nomenclature does'
      but thats not the definition. The definition of satelite takes on board the way the two objects orbit each other. It isnt just a random selection of which is the planet and which is the satelite so it contains just as much information and implies the way the planet and satelite formed.

      '"what it is made of" is more important.'
      Thats an entirely arbitrary statement, not a decent form of classification. It might be more important to you. Or a good percentage of scientests. That doesnt make it more important in the grand scheme of things. An example. Europa is particularly interesting because it may have water upon it. Yet its atmosphere is tenuous so it is not a planet by your reckoning. Now a) That doesnt really matter. What ever name you give it doesnt make any difference to the level of interest the object has it just an effective way of classifying an object not the objects specifications. b) Even if you were going to classify things by order of interest to humanity your definition still doesnt work.

      Incidentally 'SIGNIFICANT' atmosphere is again entirely arbitrary. What do you consider significant? MArs has a very thin atmosphere is that significant? A similar planet to pluto could gain an atmosphere easily as dense as Mars at some points in its orbit. So is significant based on how strong its atmosphere is throughout its orbit? In which case your using its orbit as a key to its definition just like the other one is. Only youve complicated it.

      'well, what do we call such an object then with a nomenclature dependent first and foremost on what something orbits, rather than what it is made of?'
      Definition already covers that. It says anything orbiting a star. Not anything orbiting a star in a uniformed way. At no point does the planet in your example stop orbiting a star. If you are talking about the planet switching in to a satelite then thats precisely what it does. Becomes a satelite. Though the odds against that happening would be... astronomical.

      As for trojan planets. Such an object would be under a different deffinition altogether.

      Your freds doesnt stand up when you consider that 'significant' atmosphere is not necessary for life. As mentioned before Europa has a terrible atmosphere yet of the bodies we know of ranks first or second as somewhere life could currently exist.

      It also doesnt stand up because once again it is arbitrary. While quite a few people may be interested in an Earth like planet that doesnt make it technically more important. It would be like saying. Everyone is interested in TV so lets call every useful gadget a form of television.

      As I said before, and you seem to agree, we simply dont have enough information on the universe to make a solid judgement anyway. (Though I wouldnt go so far as to say its like the 4 elements to the periodic table. The 4 elements werent based in any actual research.) This is just a useful aid that can be used until we have that knowledge. What I dont agree with is that composition of a planet is any better a way of classification than orbit.

      There is no decent definition I can think of (and indeed the IAU can think of.) that can cover everything and work out. While its interesting to think about ways you could do it Im fairly sure the IAU are likely to be the closest to a satisfactory answer.

    3. Re:on the contrary by jc42 · · Score: 1

      [C]ould the Jupiter/Sun combo support something like Pluto or Luna at Jupiter's Trojan points?

      Yup. I've read a few times that you need at least a 50:1 mass ration of the objects (taken pairwise) to get a stable 3-body "Trojan" orbit. The Sun:Jupiter and Jupiter:Earth mass rations are both much greater than 50:1. So if you could pick up Jupiter and drop it into Earth's orbit 60 degrees ahead or behind us, the resulting orbits would be stable, and Earth wouldn't really be affected.

      Of course, this would perturb the orbits of Venus and Mars. So we move them to Jupiter's other Trojan point, and make Mars/Venus a close pair like Pluto/Charon. If you'd done this 4 billion years ago, the histories of Venus and Mars would be very different. Both might harbor life now, and we'd have a more interesting Solar System to explore. Jupiter's four big satellites would also be in the liquid-water zone, so they'd also probably be interesting.

      The asteroid belt probably wouldn't exist. Doing something about that is left as an exercise for the reader, as is figuring out how to define "planet" in that system.

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  70. obl hhgttg ref by talljuan · · Score: 1

    Whale: ... And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground! [dies]
  71. that's pretty funny propaganda by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    so if i say to you that osama bin laden believes in god, and justifies what he does in the name of god, does that invalidate or diminish the idea of god in your mind?

    no, of course not, that's not logical. if i believe in idea x (evolution) and i believe in idea y (genocide), the fact that idea y is stupid/ wrong does not automatically mean idea x is stupid/ wrong. nor does it mean that if i believe in idea x, that i must also believe in idea y

    get it?

    but thank you for the humorous propaganda. it's always nice to see politically motivated lies and half truths making the rounds, convincing the gullible of ridiculous demagoguery and manipulating their emotions and acting on their prejudices

    you know... like the nazis did ;-)

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    1. Re:that's pretty funny propaganda by superyooser · · Score: 1

      so if i say to you that osama bin laden believes in god, and justifies what he does in the name of god, does that invalidate or diminish the idea of god in your mind?

      Bin Laden worships the god of Muhammad, which has a different character and has very different goals and moral standards from the God of the Holy Bible. Atheists try to lump all gods into one, but they're not the same.

      if i believe in idea x (evolution) and i believe in idea y (genocide), the fact that idea y is stupid/ wrong does not automatically mean idea x is stupid/ wrong. nor does it mean that if i believe in idea x, that i must also believe in idea y

      Did you read the first line of the first linked page? "I don't claim that Darwin and his theory of evolution brought on the holocaust; but I cannot deny that the theory of evolution, and the atheism it engendered, led to the moral climate that made a holocaust possible." - Edward Simon

  72. "Pluto is a planet" vs "Pluto is not a planet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just check what google says about "Pluto is a planet" vs "Pluto is not a planet"

    http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&wo rd1=%22pluto+is+a+planet%22&word2=%22pluto+is+not+ a+planet%22

  73. we defeat them with reclassification? by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    (bad) alien: "BOW BEFORE ZOD!"

    IAU: "i hearby reclassify you from bad alien to good alien"

    **poof**

    (good) alien: "E.T. Phone home..."

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    1. Re:we defeat them with reclassification? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      They must've been screwin' with Michael Jackson like that, and left him in an undeterminable state.

  74. no, not happy by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

    if it's metric, there needs to be 10 planets ;-)

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  75. Absolutely by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    Absolutely, I completely agree. If it's used in a context where there's doubt or ambiguity then it certainly should be defined as accurately as is necessary. But in general conversation, it really doesn't matter. 99% of the time people will understand each other, and if there's a mistake, it's not the end of the world.

    It's not unknown to have standards that define what certain terms mean -- RFC and IEEE definitions are full of it, which is very useful for convenience because it saves people having to re-define things over and over again. But they're not binding -- they only reflect an agreement between enough people to warrant writing it down. They hold up because people choose to use them, and those people can happily cite the pre-written definition so people know exactly what they're talking about. (eg. "In this document, we use the definitions from RFCxxxx.") There are also RFC's and IEEE documents out there that everyone ignores, usually because they're impractical or just unnecessary.

    The whole thing's a storm in a teacup. What it comes down to is that the definition is whatever people use the word to mean. It's easy to draw up a definition, but voting on it is fairly irrelevant, because it'll only actually work if people choose to use it.

    Astronomers clearly can't come to a consensus about what a planet means. If the IAU wants to write its own standard, then fine. By trying to do this with a vote when there's clearly no consensus, however, all it really seems to be doing is risking the loss of reputation it generally has among astronomers for naming bodies in the Solar System. If anything, it's creating more confusion.

  76. Science at work (slightly OT) by holiggan · · Score: 1

    Now this, my friends, is an awesome example of the way science works. There are no "sacred" thruths, no absolutes, no "authority" to tell us what to think or do.

    If the definition of planet is not good enough, so we tweak it. If someone doesn't agree with the tweaking, he/they can express it and defend their point of view. If we come to the conclusion that our tweaking wasn't necessary or errouneous, we tweak it some more. Science is allways changing, trying to improve our view of the world and the universe.

    This is the method we should be using all over our human activities. We as a whole should be able to think more with our own heads, be able to have an argument exchange with someone else, defend our points of view, and when we are wrong, be humble enough to admit it.

    Unfortunatly, our society is flooded with examples of the oposite: we are presured to act fast, don't think! buy now! vote now! quick! think of the children! no time to analise, no time to evaluate both sides of the discussion, no time to stop and think "wait a minute, does this even makes sense?"...

    As long as we society as a whole keep teaching our children that they should be "lemmings" and follow authority "just because" and don't think for their own, we are pretty much getting backwards, back into the dark ages...

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  77. Planet 9 by houghi · · Score: 1

    ... from outer space.

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  78. Scientific classifications change all the time... by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...I just don't get why this is raising such a fuss.

    When I was a kid, there were Baltimore Orioles. Then they decided that they were really the same species as Bullock's Oriole and both of them got renamed the "Northern Oriole." Then molecular genetics studies suggested they were really all that similar and now there are Baltimore Orioles again.

    My science teachers were old enough to remember when _their_ sciences teachers had said "There are ninety-two elements. There have always been ninety-two elements. There will always be ninety-two elements." And "elementary" particles? Don't get me started...

    The horseshoe crab was Limulus polyphemus. Then it was Xiphosura polyphemus. Now it ''seems'' to be Limulus again... or is it?

    Classification is prescientific activity. It's very important but it's always arbitrary and subject to change.

  79. Let a thousand planets bloom... by argent · · Score: 1

    From The Fine Article:

    In fact, Earth and some of the giant planets have not cleared their paths--asteroids cross the planetary orbits frequently and in some cases orbit in lockstep with the planets.

    What did I tell you? I asked "Why's an Earth-grazer OK, and a Pluto-grazer isn't?" and answer came there none, because there is none.

    Let Pluto be a planet, let Ceres and the Moon be planets, let a thousand planets bloom...

    1. Re:Let a thousand planets bloom... by boldra · · Score: 1

      One BBC quote of the definition was that the body in question had to "dominate" its orbit. While that's still a bit unclear, it's not hard to see that Earth dominates its orbit and Pluto does not.

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    2. Re:Let a thousand planets bloom... by argent · · Score: 1

      Dominates is such a specific and unambiguous term, too! :)

      How does Pluto not "dominate" its orbit? Neptune isn't the reason why, because those orbits don't actually intersect. The "Pluto grazer" objects may be orbiting in sync with Pluto, or not, there's not a whole lot of observations of any of them, and I don't think we know any of their masses other than Charon's.

  80. Americans... by octopus72 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Pluto is NOT a planet. Get over it.

  81. Interestingly enough.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..most american astronomers who complain now about the results of the poll were at said conference but - like the gross of the other astronomers - left before the final day whith an apparently uninteresting agend (polls about planet definitions and other such stuff)

    Why am I talking about american astronomers? Because apparently they are the only one who are so unsatisfied to complain out loud, maybe because Pluto was the only planet discovered by an american? Childish..

    So, before complaining about the results: It was a poll, why didn't you vote?

  82. Get it off my lawn! by slidersv · · Score: 1, Funny

    Planet (from PLANETAS), means sphere/round. But seriously, does round mean enough for a planet? If Pluto is a planet, than so are my balls - they orbit around Earth. Distance varies, but on average they orbit 1 meter away from the surface at various speeds... My definition of the planet: Object orbiting a star, not outside of it's terminal shock, that has escape velocity greater than 4 km/s.

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  83. Bumper Sticker by szembek · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Bumper Sticker by TheDormouse · · Score: 1

      Has someone made a bumper sticker that says "If Pluto isn't a planet, the terrorists win."?

      If not, someone should. If so, I want one.

    2. Re:Bumper Sticker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  84. five planets by devonbowen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally, I'd like to go back to the original five. The word "planet" comes from Greek and means "wanderer". They were called that because they didn't move with the stars as they (seemingly) rotated around the earth. In other words, they were defined in a way that was useful for human beings.

    Since then we've been discovering adding objects that aren't visible to the naked eye. This has taken the word out of the realm of normal folk and into the realm of science. But it's not science. It's a pretty much an arbitrary definition that really doesn't mean much to scientists one way or another - other than as a possible marketing opportunity for a pluto mission.

    With the new definition of 8 (and with the old of 9) school children learn that there are 8 (or 9) planets. Why? Because the teacher said so. Yet when they dig deeper to learn about the other objects and why they aren't planets what do they find? That basically we just made up an answer that sounded like it might sound scientific.

    In this day and age when science is trying to defend itself not only against the intelligent design crowd but also government funding agencies, it seems to me that this whole fiasco only makes things worse. Science claims to be the light, the truth, the way of trying not to fool ourselves. But I can't imagine this whole thing looks very "enlightened" to the general public. Probably looks more like the circus that it is.

    So I say we should do science a favor and give the word back to the sky watchers and the sidewalk astronomers. Someplace where the word can actually be useful.

    Devon

    1. Re:five planets by kakeiho · · Score: 1

      the kids of today everytime will think in 9 planets. the kids of tomorrow will think in 8... are you going to tell ur kids "Hey..when i was like you i was looking at 9 planets on my book!"

    2. Re:five planets by IshmaelSquared · · Score: 0

      But can we actually do this? It's not our solar system, not our planets. I'm sure if Pluto had some sort of life on it, they wouldn't like to know that they are being juggled up and down.

  85. Re:Pluto's smaller than our moon. Is it a planet? by TheOrquithVagrant · · Score: 1

    > ...Pluto is only about 2300 km across while our own moon is about 3500 km across. Are we in a double-planet system, or > is there some logical reason you can think of for making a smaller object than our moon a planet while our moon is
    > undeserving of the status?

    Firstly, both Ganymede and Titan are larger than Mercury. Should we "demote" mercury from planetary status on the basis of this fact?

    Secondly, yes, there are good logical reason, that have nothing to do with the absolute comparative sizes; the preliminary definition of "planet" (a definition that I consider to have been concise, logical, and scientificially _useful_, unlike the current botch-job) that would have given us an initial 12 planets, laid those reasons out quite well. It should be added that the Earth/Moon system does fall _very close_ to being a "double planet" system, but does not quite fulfill the criteria.

  86. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was the first thing to make me laugh today

  87. And that's not all by smithfarm · · Score: 1

    Add an unassuming "n" and the Roman God (and the dog) suddenly morph into an intrusive igneous rock body!

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  88. lame as lame goes by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    I read the post until the phrase "300 astronomers have signed a petition" then stopped. This does not belong to the Science session. The argument about definition of what is planet is not "science", it is "an itching atavistic curiosity in a subject distantly related to science".

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  89. The REPUBLIC of science,..silly. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "Science is not a democracy. Facts, definitions and terms are not up for a vote."

    The authority of a scientific view is derived from the strength of the scientific consensus that supports the view, every individual scientist has a duty to rally support for a different view if they belive the current consensus is flawed. That level of democracy in any human endevour is rare and is why the scientific community is sometimes called the republic of science.

    "It is NOT how science works!"

    Definitions for the scientific method, pick one or give me yours.

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    1. Re:The REPUBLIC of science,..silly. by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Definitions for the scientific method, pick one or give me yours.

      One important quibble is with the frequent use of the phrase "the scientific method". The English word "the" implies uniqueness. But there isn't one scientific method; there are lots of scientific methods.

      My favorite example for explaining this: Most people think that "the scientific method" means the sort of lab experiment that you were taught about in school, and which is heavily used by scientists like physicists and chemists. But if this is "the scientific method", then astronomy isn't a science. Astronomers hardly ever do any experiments at all, for obvious reasons.

      Now, astronomy is generally accepted as one of the hardest of the hard sciences (in both senses of "hard"). So there's gotta be something wrong with this definition of "the scientific method". What's wrong, of course, is that astronomy is what's called an "observational science". Such scientific fields use quite different methods than "experimental science". Biological fields are an interesting mixture, in that they have been doing scientific experiments for centuries, but much of their research isn't amenable to experimentation, and observational methods are required.

      If you insist that I pick just one definition of "the scientific method", my response is that you don't understand "scientific methodology". I refuse to single out just one as the only acceptable method. I'd rather use whatever methods are most appropriate to the data that I'm able to collect.

      Of course, we can have a bit of fun with some of the fringe sciences, since some methods of investigation are a lot more reliable than others. Historians, for example, are just barely learning to use scientific methods. And for an especially silly example, there's my degree in Computer Science. ;-)

      A scientific method is really just any method that is known to give reliable results. There are lots of such methods (and even more that aren't reliable, such as faith in an authority).

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    2. Re:The REPUBLIC of science,..silly. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Had I belived there was one dfinition I would have wrote "The scientific method".

      Funny thing is I also have a BSc in computer science, however after 20yrs in the industry I don't think of it as being "silly". Anyway, to paraphrase "cool hand luke", what we have here today are two "scientists" arguing about "what is science".

      Do you still think that "Science is not a democracy" and that "Facts, definitions and terms are not up for a vote." or was that just a troll?

      BTW: History is an arts degree, archeology is a science degree.

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    3. Re:The REPUBLIC of science,..silly. by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Do you still think that "Science is not a democracy" and that "Facts, definitions and terms are not up for a vote." or was that just a troll?

      Huh? I've been mentioning cases of scientific voting. E.g., I've written messages about the zoological vote a couple decades ago that reclassified birds as dinosaurs. I also recently mentioned the decision that Brontosaurus should be officially kept as a synonym for Apatosaurus (rather than declaring Brontosaurus not a valid genus). In general, I've argued that much of science has historically operated in a (semi-)democratic fashion, though I don't think that's the primary intent of most scientists. Rather, there's an understanding that democratic methods can be useful in cross-checking results and deciding things like terminology and classification. Often "consensus" is a better term, of course, but that's a form of democracy, sometimes called a "super-majority".

      And, of course, facts are not really amenable to democracy. You can vote on what you want to say, and on what rules you want to follow. But voting on facts can be frustrating, because the universe stubbornly refuses to go along with the majority's decision. Jailing a natural phenomenon for a violation just doesn't work too well. Attempts of any sort to suppress scientific facts have generally failed, though sometimes it takes a century or two.

      OTOH, I am one of the people who have used the phrase "silly season" in connection with the IAU's definition of "planet". It is a terminological issue, so it's open to democratic decision making. But there's the remaining question of whether anyone at all will take it seriously, especially the astronomers who point out that it's never been a technical term, and they don't much need a term that's so vague as to include both Mercury and Jupiter (but not Ganymede or Titan).

      It's sort of the flip side of the process that has led various legislatures to consider laws about the value of pi. Contrary to popular urban myth, none of these seem to have actually voted on pi's value. But the fact that some politicians would submit such a bill other than as a joke is sufficient. It's fun to read about the attempts by other politicians to convince a majority that they were being made to look like damned fools, and the bill should just be quietly tabled.

      And there was the story of the Swiss town a few centuries ago that was being threatened by a glacier. So they passed a law forbidding the entry of glaciers into the town. The glacier stopped, and slowly retreated. They had voted at the end of what we now call the Little Ice Age. Maybe their vote was what ended it. Ya think?

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    4. Re:The REPUBLIC of science,..silly. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Huh? I've been mentioning cases of scientific voting."

      Sorry wrong slashdotter, I thought you were the same user that I originally replied to.

      "And, of course, facts are not really amenable to democracy."

      When the "fact" is an observation, democracy comes into play. Witness "cold fusion in a styrofoam cup", because the observation could not be repeated it was "democraticaly" (and rapidly) rejected by science.

      Other "facts" such as 2+2=4 are just the consequences of axioms and rules within a predefined system used for building an idealised model. The axioms and rules can be "democraticaly" changed but the consequenses of applying any given set of axioms and rules is "not really amenable to democracy"

      "Often "consensus" is a better term"

      Agreed, the term democracy suggests scientists use the same methods as politicians to derive their answers.

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  90. Your problem here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    is that you seem to think that there is a *re* definition of "planet" going on here. That isn't the case. This is about the definition of planet. There has been NO definition of what "planet" means and they are trying to work out what defninition to use.

    Deciding a version that includes pluto is as abitrary as deciding on one that excludes it. However, excluding Pluto-accepting-definition means that we have a reasonable chance of remembering what planets we do have. A definition that includes pluto would either have to have "and pluto, because we thought it was at the time" at the end. Which reads a little silly.

    So, to reduce the sillyness, the actual definition (which is not changed, it is brand new and never defined, except as a list of names (which isn't a definition: no extrasolar planets are named in the list, so they can't be planets...), a definition is made that just happens to exclude pluto as a planet.

    1. Re:Your problem here by just_forget_it · · Score: 1

      I know there is not a re-defining going on. My point is that that definition is crap. "Cleared the neighborhood" is extremely vague terminology and very UNscientific. If they're going to make a definition of the word planet--a final, concrete rock-solid definition--why is the terminology they've chosen so subjective? It's going to create a mess because every astronomer and every schoolteacher in the world is going to have his/her own definition of "neighborhood." This definition won't settle a thing. It will fragment the scientific community and cause even more debate.

      For example, using this new definition, I could argue that Saturn (or any planet with rings for that matter) is not a planet because it has not "cleared the neighborhood" around it. There are BILLIONS of ice particles around it! Sure, you could argue that those are rings, and the fact that they orbit saturn only proves that it is in fact a planet, but the definition they came up with doesn't make that distinction now does it?

      On the other hand, my definition (which should be amended to say that it must orbit a star to exclude other stars, pulsars, and black holes) is concise and clearly defines the boundary for what a planet is. I didn't create that definition for the expressed purpose of including Pluto. Pluto is no different than the other planets in the solar system, except that it's small and far away. Defining a planet by distance from it's sun or size alone is tricky. Mercury is not much bigger than Pluto, so if we exclude Pluto and include Mercury because of their size, we have a very thin line defining planet from non-planet.

  91. ugh by Danzigism · · Score: 1

    still tryin? geesh.. how can anyone just sit there, and let something like Pluto, who has about 50 big round objects, exactly like itself, that orbit our sun, still remain a planet without calling the other dwarves, planets as well?? it just doesn't make any scientific sense to hang on to keeping pluto as one of our "Planets" just because of the old story books, and the "childhood" memories.. its just sad that we're trying to alter the facts, and alter history, just because of TRADITION.. tradition is good in some situations, but when it holds us back from progressing our knowledge base, its just wrong..

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  92. Thank goodness Uranus is still a planet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can you imagine not being able to make Uranus jokes anymore?!

  93. So when will Gor be classified as a planet? by GIL_Dude · · Score: 1

    So far Gor is just classed as a "fiction". But since we are changing the definitions of things, why not promote "fictitious planets" to just "planets". It's quicker to type and to say.

  94. So what do they want? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    So do they now want the definition to remain with the exception "... and except Pluto, which is really a planet!"

    An exception like that would just look plain silly.

    If the current definition excludes Pluto because it's much like a Kuiper belt object, maybe it *actually makes sense* and the former de facto loose "definiton" was what was messed up and not this more precise one. Heck, there's so much against Pluto, like its orbit, kind, and theories of where it came from that should really make one doubt its classic planetary status, and if a standard calls it a dward planet, IMHO, all the better!

    And if you think this is a tradition thing and "omfg, don't change what I've learnt or what kids learn, that's herecy", should past mistakes in classifications remain just because of their age? We'd have a fucking messed up view of science in that case.

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    1. Re:So what do they want? by sweetnjguy29 · · Score: 1

      Just because an exception 'looks silly', doesn't make the exception any less valid. A more precise definition is, as you say, all the better. But why?

      One of the questions that hasn't been discussed in the media is why the characterization of Pluto and other objects in the solar system is important. Well, most importantly, characterization of data is of prime importance to the scientific method.

  95. Re:Pluto's smaller than our moon. Is it a planet? by curmudgeous · · Score: 1

    Are you suggesting that witches are not actually made out of wood?

    But they still weigh the same as a duck.

  96. In the snow. Uphill. Both ways. by argent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    should past mistakes in classifications remain just because of their age?

    This is a picayune problem compared to the ones in zoological taxonomy.

    Well, you know, if you applied the same standards for defining a species across the board... on the one hand half the species listed would become variants, and we'd have to consider making genus "Pan" part of genus "Homo". On the other hand, if we want to maintain the majority of the species listed as separate species then we'd have to deal with whether different races of man should be considered subspecies. And what a can of worms THAT would open up. All the racists in the world would come squirming out from under their rocks with their pet theories... but the fact is there's more difference between celts and saxons than between Urocyon Cinereoargenteus and Urocyon Littoralis.

    In addition... it's not like astronomers actually need a definition of "planet". It's not a distinction that actually matters scientifically... the textbooks you're so dismissive of are probably the biggest reason there's a debate at all.

  97. Damn American Arrogance.... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    ... How DARE those cowboy Americans thumb their noses at the international community in such a blatant way? They dare question the wisdom of their international comrades? First the Metric system and now THIS?

    Oh wait, I agree with them, I guess it's OK then.

    Go Pluto!

  98. Just plain stupidity by criquet · · Score: 1

    I thought astronomers were wise enough to know how to accept change. The new definition for "planet" is excellent. As our understanding of the universe grows, our definitions will change. Simple as that. Pluto doesn't deserve equal status to the _real_ planets. Otherwise, let's just call every rock or gas cloud a planet and be done with it.

  99. ...and sometimes Y by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1
    Wow, astronomers all riled up and ready to fight. Cool. "Look out, he's got a refractor!"

    They could make Pluto the Yof the solar system. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and sometimes Pluto.

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  100. Royal Rumble by FatherOfONe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, the only way to settle this thing once and for all is to have them fight it out in a steel cage. The last astronomer standing gets to decide.

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  101. "Cleard the neighborhood around its orbit" by Pfhreak · · Score: 1

    While we're talking about semantics, what exactly qualifies as a "cleared neighborhood"? Wouldn't the Trojan Asteroids mean that Jupiter's orbit isn't cleared? If that does count as cleared, shouldn't the definition of "moon" then be (re-)defined to exclude Telesto and Calypso (which orbit Saturn in Tethys' Lagrange points) and Helene and Polydeuces (which orbit Saturn in Dione's Lagrange points)? What about Epimetheus and Janus, which are considered "co-orbital" and switch places every four years? It seems silly and unscientific to me to use one set of orbital characteristics for bodies orbitting the sun, and a different set for bodies orbitting a planet/dwarf planet/asteroid/whatever.

    I suppose you could take the tact that the Trojan Asteroids got "swept" into their current positions in Jupiter's Lagrange points by Jupiter's gravity, thereby qualifying as being "cleared" out of an independent orbit. However, something tells me that if another Theia-like planet had formed, say in Earth's other Lagrange point, and with an orbit still stable today (only got to the size of Mercury, instead of Mars?) the proposed definition of "planet" would be a bit different, since such a body would be naked-eye visible, making it another of the "classic" planets.

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  102. concern about other solar systems by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Some astronomers want a definition suitable for other solar systems too. There are about 216 planets now- 8 main solar ones, 8 solar dwarf planets, and 200 oribiting other suns.

    Other solar systems are more concerned about the uppers sizes of planets, which they can detect now. At 100 Jupiter masses it might be fusing as brown dwarf star.

  103. How about TOFCAP by innot · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Object Formerly Classified As Planet.

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  104. Isn't Pluto MORE important now? by webrunner · · Score: 1

    As a planet it was nothing special, barely in the definition, but now it's a prototype of a new class of objects; Dwarf Planets.

    For once Pluto is now more important than Uranus or Neptune.

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  105. dunno by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

    but i do know that for lagrange points to support a planet, it would pretty much have to be very massive planet + massive sun... and no other planets. because the other planets would perturb the lagrange points enough to sweep them clean of anything big

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  106. Call Them the Wanderers by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    A "planet" is a "wanderer", a "wandering star" seen from Earth. We should define a planet as any body orbiting a star that could be seen by a (20/20) human from 1AU from that star, either unaided or with a 33x telescope (Galileo's) on a clear, dry moonless night, or any body that could be seen in those conditions to disturb the orbit of a planet.

    That was the definition used by humans for many thousands of years, which is why even scientists are still attached to it. Let the ITU haggle about the definition of "planetoid" in whatever objective terms serves science. Pluto and its dinky fellow travelers can be "dwarf" planetoids together, while Pluto remains a "planet". And it will be easier for everyone to imagine distant solar systems when described in familiar terms to which we can relate.

    The emotional and subjective definitions of planet are important to humans using science to relate to the universe and our place in it. Throwing that under the bus discredits science in the public mind while losing the value that the public mind brings to producing new science.

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  107. chauvinism by keeboo · · Score: 1

    American Astronomical Unions Division of Planetary Scientists

    The fact it was an USA citizen who discovered Pluto doesn't have any relation with this, "of course".

  108. Re:Pluto's smaller than our moon. Is it a planet? by anakin876 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    actually - Tomatoes are fruits by a botanical defnition and vegetables by a legal one. The U.S. Supreme Court declared they were vegetables based on a definition based on the way in which they were used.

  109. Pluto doesn't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a rock. It doesn't care what we call it. Why should I?

  110. Lord of the Underworld? by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

    I know that there was a cartoon dog named pluto, but calling a planet named for the Lord of the Underworld a dog is insulting.

    Seriously, think of our Underworld Overlords.

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  111. No it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Moon is tidally locked to the Earth, standing on the moon and looking up at the Earth, it would look like the Earth hangs there in the exact same spot, 24/7/365.

  112. But is it really about science? by blueZ3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is this really a "better definition of a planet" -- or just different? IMO, it's all semantics and that's the thing that has some people scratching their heads... This isn't about science, per se, it's about the politics of naming.

    I don't really care whether Pluto is a "planet" or "pluton" or "dwarf planet" (since I've long been out of school) but the question I keep asking myself is "Why is the new definition 'better'?" Is it more accurate? Clearer? My take is that if you say "the planets are these nine (or ten, or twenty) bodies," that's perfectly as acceptable as saying "a body that's in orbit around the Sun, that's mostly round, that has cleared other bodies from its vicinity." The first definition is less flexible (and has lead to some arguments over whether newly-discovered bodies are "planets") but the new definition was also carefully crafted to include and exclude the things that are (or are not) to be part of the group.

    One thing that amuses me about this is the politics of naming and/or grouping things. The current issue with astronomers is so much like what we get from doctors, with their naming fetish: a sort of neo-pagan belief that naming a thing gives you power over it. I always find it amusing when the doctor tells you you're suffering from plantar fasciitis, which is to say "sole band" - as if calling an injury by its location (in Latin) is some magical incantation. Or perhaps the Latin naming can give us insight into the current controversy. After all, these "star lawyers" are working on their naming conventions. :-)

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    1. Re:But is it really about science? by 2short · · Score: 2, Insightful



      "Why is the new definition 'better'?" Is it more accurate? Clearer?"

      Than what? There has not been a definition at all previously. There's been a listing of things that has varried in length from 5 down to 4, then slowly up to nine, and then bopped between 10 and 9 a few times, but it's never been based on any clear criteria. "What are the planets in the solar system?" is the total extent of what most grade-school kids learn about astronomy. It would be nice if it meant something. In particular, it would be nice if it meant something based on astronomy. Teaching kids things solely because they're the same things their parents were taught is for sunday school, not science class.

      Not change the definition to suit better knowledge because you learned there were these 9 planets? What hubris! The current list of 9 isn't even two generations old; what makes us so special that our grade school learning must be gospel?

      In any field, having good, clearly defined technical terminology is not a fetish, it's important.

      Calling it "Plantar fasciitis" DOES give you power over it. If you call it that, other doctors will understand exactly what tendon is distressed, and can meaningfully discuss and compare treatments for it; medical science can advance. They cannot do so if they just say "hurty foot" for any and all foot injuries. They use latin because it's an easy way to come up with names for things that aren't already in (conflicting) use.

    2. Re:But is it really about science? by HoboMaster · · Score: 1

      Naming is important because it allows us to determine what, outside of our solar system, are planets. The "we have nine planets" way of thinking is fine for just our system, but when you start looking at other solar systems, we have no way of classifying things.

      Also, the importance of naming is inherent to language use. Whyy do we call a tree a tree? It doesn't change anything about that tree. What it does is allow us to call it a tree and be understood. Same applies here.

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  113. Pluto Making a Comeback by JustNiz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Revenge of the Plutons: This Time it's Personal.

  114. Acronyms by sgilti · · Score: 1

    *sigh* There goes: Many Violent Extremists Make Jihad Sound Undoubtedly Nice

  115. You mean 6 or 8 planets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uranus is visible to the naked eye, the Greek just hadn't found it. Ceres and Vesta can be seen by a "very sharp-sighted person under exceptional viewing conditions".

  116. An Open Letter to Astronomers everywhere. by binarybum · · Score: 1

    Get back to work now you babies.

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  117. OCD by totallygeek · · Score: 1
    What's the big deal? There's nothing magic about the number 9 (or 8) as the number of planets.


    Adrian Monk wants there to be ten planets.

  118. As an Actual Planetary Scientist by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

    Frankly, the petitioners are behaving like whiney children. There are, in fact, problems with the new definition. I'm pretty sure that the IAU meant that a planet should be the dominant gravitiational body in its region (Pluto isn't), not that it has cleared its region completely. So, OK, we need to revisit that later. But these guys have bad-mouthing their collegues in the press, their petition (and the email that solicited signatures) is down-right dismissive, rude, and accuses a group of collegues of what amounts to voting fraud, and I question the petition itself. (Having looked over the signatures, I don't see a lot of names I recognize. I'm a professional planetary scientist and a member of the AAS (it's not "Union", it's "Society") and DPS. While I am confident that the signers are real people and are possibly even involved in astronomy in some way, this suggests to me that not all that many professional astronomers signed it.)

    Accusing the IAU of voting fraud is a cheap ploy. Stern and others left the meeting early. They knew when the meeting ended, but they chose to leave early. Sure, some people probably had really pressing matters to get back to. But I doubt that many couldn't have stayed for the vote. (And even if not, the people leaving should have been random on both sides of the issue.) If Stern thought the vote was that important, he should have stuck around. You don't forgive your Congressman for missing a key vote because he chose to head out to a fund-raiser in your home district instead, do you? And you can't argue that they didn't know that the vote was being taken a week ago Thursday; *I* knew sitting here in Colorado because the BBC and other media outlets reported it. If the media knew, than the IAU members must surely have had the information available.

    Worse still is the would-be gripe that not all professional astronomers got to vote in general. Considering that they weren't pushing for us all to get to vote *before* they lost, that's pretty hollow. As I said, I'm hold a PhD in planetary science and am a professional in the field and *I* don't get to vote in the IAU as I'm haven't been invited to join. The pro-planet people weren't stumping to get my vote counted before, so I don't swollow their complaints now. They're bitter about having lost an election and seem to want to kick, scream, and hold their breaths until they get their ways. I have no respect for that and I wish that everyone else would just ignore them they way you ignore a bratty child.

    (None of this is to say that I have no respect for people who argue that Pluto should be a planet, provide that they present their cases maturely. You're welcome to disagree with my own view and I can respect that. Just don't accuse me of being stupid or of "hijacking the vote".)

    1. Re:As an Actual Planetary Scientist by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I don't think there was voting fraud here, but this was an attempt to inject politics into what should be a purely scientific philosophy.

      I also think, from my own view, that this is an attempt to make the rules for the classification of planets based on far too few observations, as the variety of planets found orbiting other stars is going to make the variety that we have found around the Sun to pale in comparison. And the "helio-centric" definition that is currently being offered is also going to cause some heartburn in the future that almost everybody is acknowledging will need to be changed. Indeed, the "official IAU" definition was noted as applying only for the Sun.

      For myself, I prefer a size-based definition to deal with the range of objects from boulders to O-class stars. There are clear physical differences that happen as object achieve a certain size, and it should be recognized that some things are clearly "planet-sized" objects. If this means that Titan, Io, Europa, and other "moons" (including the Earth's Moon) are to be recognized as planets, then so be it. If not for the fact that you can suggest the Earth's Moon is clearly under gravitational influence of the Earth, it would be a strong candidate for dwarf planet status. I suggest perhaps it should be.

      From a historical perspetive, this really is nothing new. When Ceres was discovered there was a huge debate over its planetary status as well, particularly when many other objects started to appear in the same general orbital region. Even more bizzare were the Galilean moons of Jupiter were discovered, breaking the idea that we (as humanity) always knew what made a planet. Perhaps Galileo is to blame for this whole mess, as he had to come up with terminology for those specks of light that stayed near Jupiter, and called them moons instead.

    2. Re:As an Actual Planetary Scientist by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Of course it's politics. Even in science, nearly everything is political in the short-term. Sad, but true.

      As for too few observations, that is the goal in a way. But you have to understand, you *want* to be able to classify something quickly and not wait 50 years to figure out where it really belongs. And classification system that requires a lot of observations we can't generally manage right now is almost useless to us.

      The problem with your size-only definition is that it's useless to many astronomers. There are many diverse research areas out there that use the term "planet". A *good* definition will try to account for as many of those fields as possible. If you don't, you've accomplished nothing of value because too many people will refuse to use it (and with good reason). Your definition may be useful to geologists, but not to dynamicists. Worse, it flies in the face of what the term "planet" has meant as long as astronomy has been a science and that will fly. It's one thing to tweak the definition, it's another to radically alter it.

    3. Re:As an Actual Planetary Scientist by mschulter · · Score: 1

      Please let me warmly agree that those of us who favor some revision of
      the adopted Resolution 5A should present our case in a calm, civil, and
      collegial matter, and recognize points of common agreement which might
      serve as a basis for broader consensus.

      In fact, the only difference some of us have with Resolution 5A is that
      we would like recognition of the option to use "planet" in a generic
      sense to include both dynamically dominant or orbit-clearing major
      planets, and dwarf planets as defined in the resolution. In this view,
      what Giuseppe Piazzi actually did in 1801 was to discover a new kind of
      planet: Ceres, the first known dwarf or "belt" planet (the latter term
      borrowed from Gibor Basri) massive enough for self-gravitationally
      constrained near-sphericity, but sharing its orbit with a large
      population of other objects not under its gravitational influence or
      control.

      Thus from this viewpoint, Resolution 5A correctly places both Ceres and
      Pluto in a category distinct from what I would call the eight major
      planets of our Solar System, and defines dynamical dominance or orbit
      clearing as the distinction between these two categories. The only
      revision that some of us favor for this Solar System taxonomy is that
      there should at least be a recognized alternative usage where the genus
      of "planethood" can embrace both major planets and dwarf planets.

      Incidentally, while "dwarf planet" is fine, the synonymous "belt
      planet" focuses explicitly on the shared rather than essentially
      cleared orbital neighborhood of the body and might be especially apt in
      a planetary system where it happens that a belt planet in an outer
      region such as our Kuiper Belt or Oort Cloud is more massive than an
      inner major planet such as our Mercury.

      Anyway, what I respectfully propose for discussion is that astronomy
      might take a leaf from the biological sciences and recognize two usages
      of the term "planet": a broad usage (_sensu lato_) including both major
      planets and dwarf planets; and a narrow or strict usage (_sensu stricto_)
      following IAU Resolution 5A and including only orbit-clearing bodies.

      At the next IAU General Assembly in 2009, of course, such a diplomatic
      solution might well be proposed as part of a definition addressing
      extrasolar planets also. However, just to illustrate what I'm
      proposing, the "gentle tweak" to Resolution 5A could as simple as
      adding a new footnote 3 at the end of the definition of a dwarf planet:

                In a broader or generic usage (_sensu lato_), the term "planet"
                may include both planets and dwarf planets; and in such a usage,
                planets in the stricter sense here defined (_sensu stricto_) may
                also be referred to as "major planets."

      Essentially this is a kind of "agreement to differ": the usage adopted
      in 5A remains the official standard, but the kind of minority viewpoint
      likely reflected by the defeated 5B gets recognition as an alternative
      usage. (Note that I much prefer the familiar "major planet" to
      "classical planet"!)

      Please let me conclude by affirming again that in negotiating nuances
      of taste and semantics like these, civility and mutual respect among
      all the people involved, both astronomers and laypeople like myself,
      can smooth the process as we seek more elegantly to describe an
      exciting Solar System and universe.

      Margo Schulter
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    4. Re:As an Actual Planetary Scientist by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Actually, planet technically already means both things you suggest. The term "planet" in the less-common, broader sense means any natural, non-stellar body orbiting a star. (Er, there may be some size threshold there, but it's pretty small. Meteroids and debris probably doesn't count, basically.) Asteroids and comets are merely "minor planets", rather than "major planets".

    5. Re:As an Actual Planetary Scientist by mschulter · · Score: 1

      Thank you for a most admirable and elegant solution regarding my
      concern, and one that seems totally in accord with common sense!

      I was aware of the term "minor planet," but may have succumbed at
      least partly to the misunderstanding that Resolution 5A somehow
      preempts or excludes from "correct" discourse all usages not expressly
      appearing in it, including this term. Your response led me to realize
      that this resolution is more reasonably read as building upon rather
      than abrogating established astronomical concepts and usages,
      including the generic use of "planet" to include both "major planet"
      and "minor planet" -- and thus also "dwarf planet."

      It was easy to confirm this generic usage of "planet" by checking the
      OED, some astronomy texts and dictionaries, and also a recent edition
      of a reference on the minor planets where someone involved with the
      IAU comments that a choice of name can be most satisfying when there
      is some salient connection between "the name" and "the planet."

      Indeed, as you suggest, the lower limit in size for a minor planet
      (also now known in this lower range as a "Small Solar System Body") is
      around 10-100 meters, where anything smaller would be a "meteroid" or
      the like. And while I grew up on "asteroids" and "comets" as distinct
      categories, your remarks led me to read some persuasive arguments as
      to why, in today's understanding of our Solar System with its ice
      dwarves and the like, it makes sense to consider both as "minor
      planets."

      Maybe I could repay you for your helpful pointer by writing an article
      on the "Is a dwarf planet a planet?" question, including some
      references illustrating the generic use of the term planet, and invite
      your feedback.

      By the way, a question: Would the term "minnr planet" now serve as a
      kind of superset including both "dwarf planets" and "small Solar
      System bodies" as defined in Resolution 5A -- in other words, just
      about anything larger than a meteroid, and other than the eight major
      planets ("excluding satellites," of course)?

      Most appreciatively, with many thanks,

      Margo Schulter

    6. Re:As an Actual Planetary Scientist by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      I actually don't know where "dwarf planet" fits into the minor/major planet dichotomy. To be frank, I'm not even sure that the IAU really worried about that issue themselves. My prediction is that the term "dwarf planet" won't survive very long, so we may never find the answer to that question. :)

    7. Re:As an Actual Planetary Scientist by mschulter · · Score: 1

      Interesting prediction! -- any guess at this point what term might/should be adopted in the future for planets of the current "dwarf" type? Anyway, a curious conclusion of this dialogue is that I'm not sure if I'd count as a "pro-planet" person or not. My position in a nutshell: "Of course, Pluto or Ceres is a planet -- the question is, which kind?" If the debate had been cast in those terms, I wonder if it might have been less emotional and possibly more enlightening for the public.

    8. Re:As an Actual Planetary Scientist by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      I think that eventually they'll just be placed in the "minor planet" class. Ceres was already moved there 150 years ago, after all.

      You might be right that rephrasing the debate would have make it less charged, at least for the public. Professional astronomers would, I think, have been less interested in the precise wording, except to the extent that we're influenced by public opinion. (And there is some of that to be sure.) I think that the planetary community is aware that the debate is really "what kind of planet is Pluto?" but we're just inclinded to argue no matter what. (Hey, scientists are people to!)

  119. Ask an expert by ryanh50 · · Score: 1

    Why not just ask Captain Planet what he thinks?

  120. Re:Scientific classifications change all the time. by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

    Well said. It's only an issue because a few astronomers feel that their funding and their reputations are at stake if Pluto's status is altered. It's basically about ego and money, not science.

    (The preceeding are opinions, not facts. Please treat them as such.)

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  122. Pluto IV or V? by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    I can't remember this one ... is this the Pluto who's trainer dies, and he comes back out of retirement for one more fight to regain his title as Planet?

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  123. That's no moon... by VinB · · Score: 0

    Won't it shock the world to find out that Pluto is not a planet at all, Dwarf or otherwise! Hmmwuhaahaahaa!

  124. Actually I think this is a Great thing over all by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

    I'm not upset at all at this tempest over a teapot. For the first time in a long while I'm seeing a science topic being distilled all the way down to local papers like the Jersey City Journal. It's stirring discussion in classrooms and stimulating questions. A win-win for the folks that really matter.

    As for myself, I view it this way. We've never really tried to define planets in a scientific way to the degree we are now. Back in the day that we thought it was just the Nine and the Asteroid Belt it wasn't a big deal. The plain fact with Pluto is that unlike the Eight, Pluto doesn't really stand out from busloads of similar Plutos that we're going to find including objects like Xena which are larger and arguaably more deserving of planet status than it is.

    So we have two choices really. If we want to define planets scientifically, there's no definition that would include Pluto that won't leave us with a solar system in which Plutonian objects wind up defining the numerical majority of planets.

    The other choice is to admit that we're choosing a social/political/historic definition of planets and retain Pluto under that basis. This should also be part of the topic being addressed in classrooms.

  125. That's no answer by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    I've done a good deal of amateur astronomy (it was my favorite science class in college) including building a couple of telescopes (one from a kit and one from scratch) so I find the discussion around creating a new definition for "planet" interesting. But I'm still not convinced that there's a meaningful reason for the change.

    As I said, I'm not opposed (necessarily), I'm just curious as to why this is suddenly a big deal. Claiming "better knowledge" seems specious. Again, as far as I can tell this is about semantics, not some "new knowledge." Maybe the new definition clears up an ambiguity that I'm not seeing, or perhaps there's some value in being able to group these objects as "planets" and "not-planets" in a new and different way, but the benefit doesn't seem large. Which makes me believe (as I stated in my original post) that this is mostly a political thing--infighting among astronomers.

    I'm not sure why so many people discussing this think people are opposed "because that's what they learned" -- although it's somewhat amusing that you're parroting that reply even after I explicitly stated that's not my reason for questioning the change. But this is slashdot, where strawmen abound, so I was halfway expecting the "I read your first sentence, then replied" knee-jerk reaction.

    And I'm still waiting for a serious answer...

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  126. subatomic by Doc+Ri · · Score: 1

    Right, but an element is defined by the composition of the nucleus, more specifically the number of protons in it. One proton, for instance, is hydrogen.

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    1. Re:subatomic by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Therefore, the neutron, or neutronium, is element zero. Chemically inert. Atomic mass 1.

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    2. Re:subatomic by Doc+Ri · · Score: 1

      No, you got it all wrong. Element zero is zero protons and one neutron is just an isotope of it.

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  127. Yes, "similar object" by achurch · · Score: 1

    "Planet" has only ever been defined by those nine things orbiting Sol, so of course it's ambigious when applied to anything else--and that's why I argue that astronomers ought to stay away from it entirely. You don't see scientists arguing over the precise definition of "moment" (as in "just a moment", not the physics term), do you? "Planet" ought to be the same way. It always has been and probably always will be ambiguous, and trying to override years and years of common sense with some arcane (to laymen) set of parameters is only asking for trouble.

    Besides, the human brain is actually quite good at figuring out what a "similar object" is, as long as you don't need scientific precision. It's what we're built to do, after all.

  128. Pluto will remain a planet by n6kuy · · Score: 1

    ... for the same reason that "New Coke" was a failure.

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  129. No such thing as too many planets by LihTox · · Score: 1

    Hear hear! People who are grumbling about how people are so conservative that they can't stand demoting Pluto, seem themselves to be attached to the idea that there can only be a handful of planets in our Solar System.

    I think "dwarf planet" is the right idea, but I would add one change: call the "big 8" something like "major planets", so that the majors and the dwarfs both fit under the umbrella of "planets". That would make the Pluto-lovers happy, it would make those of us who get excited about "new planets" happy, it would make the schoolteachers happy (don't make the kids memorize all the planets, just the major planets).

    The only other idea I have is to call Pluto a "honorary planet", like we give people honorary doctorates. It means Pluto won't actually be able to practice law, but it still gets to hang a diploma on its wall.

  130. And this shows by Chris+whatever · · Score: 1



    this shows, AGAIn , how advance we are and how a small group (424 people) can decide what is what in the sky.

    next they'll vote that the moon is really just a big head with a suprized face looking at the earth.

    I'm guessing they are also doing this in some other part of the Universe and they just decided that our galaxy is too small to be considered worth exploring......

  131. No double planets? by LihTox · · Score: 1

    Pluto does not dominate its orbit around the sun, it shares it with Charon, they spin around each other, one is not a moon of the other.

    Does that mean that a pair of gas giants orbiting one another would not be considered planets, simply because they share an orbit? If the Moon were rather bigger, would Earth suddenly lose its planetary status, because it shares its orbit with the Moon? I would rather call these examples "double planets".

    The issue of Pluto not clearing its orbit does not refer to Charon, IIUC, but to Neptune, which crosses Pluto's orbit twice.

    1. Re:No double planets? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The issue of Pluto not clearing its orbit does not refer to Charon, IIUC, but to Neptune, which crosses Pluto's orbit twice.

      Which means that Neptune hasn't cleared its orbit, since Pluto crosses it twice, and is therefore not a planet. Two down, seven to go >:].

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  132. I no longer recognize IAU by JAB+Creations · · Score: 1

    After the stunt the International Astronomical Union I no longer recognize them as a credible authority on astronomy. Their definition makes all 9 planets non-planets because non of the nine-planets clear their orbit in their new "definition".

    Welcome to non-planet Earth.

  133. Nuke Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is only one solution to our Pluto quandaries:
    Destroy it!

  134. Waiting for Dwarf Planet Photos by billstewart · · Score: 1

    If the photos show dwarves, then it's a Dwarf Planet. Otherwise it's just a regular planet.

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  135. Fungi from Yuggoth less threatening by LandruBek · · Score: 1

    People, people, we're ignoring the good side of this: that the remorseless Fungi from Yuggoth, now have to contend with the fact that their homeworld has been significantly downgraded in status.

    It's a public relations nightmare for them.

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  136. Heigh-ho, heigh-ho! by spun · · Score: 1

    It's to Pluto we go,
    Where you can bet
    It's a dwarf planet!

    Heigh-ho,
    Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho!

    Of course, the dwarves of Pluto all have names like Freezy, Shivery and Iceful.

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  137. do you know what logic is? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    evolution has nothing to do with atheism, seriously. completely different topics. darwin was a devout man

    you say it does?

    well guess what? islam uses the same holy texts as christianity and judaism

    so if you say "Atheists try to lump all gods into one, but they're not the same" i will say two things:

    1. i'm not an atheist
    2. they ARE the same... if you keep insisting that atheism has anything to do with evolution

    now i'm willing to admit that the god in islam is a different character than the one in judaism and christianity, if you grow the slightest bit of SIMPLE INTELLECTUAL HONESTY and blink, and admit that evolution has nothing to do with atheism and does not in ay way diminish a faith in god

    or go right on with your moronic propaganda

    but then don't expect to find me to be very generous when asked about how much the god in islam resembles god in christianity

    seeing as you are not interested in being intellectual honest, why should i be

    are you ready to play fair? or are you going to continue to be willfully intellectually dishonest, and therefore evil, immoral, and injustice

    and therefore outside the good graces of god

    be careful now, your future is defined by your actions. in the eyes of your fellow human beings, and in the eyes of god. you need to correct your erroneous ways

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  138. Irony Overload by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 1
    Two by four. Not thirty-eight by eighty-nine.

    Ah, the irony.

    Have you actually measured a "two by four"? Its dimensions are nowhere near 2 by 4. They're around 1 and 1/2 inches by 3 and 7/16 inches. Try it yourself if you don't believe me.

    It's far more accurate to call it a "four by nine", using centimeters, than "two by four" in inches. "Two by four inches" is off the truth by a whopping ~25%, while "four by nine" in cm is within 5% of the truth.

    In case you're curious, it has to do with trimming: a "two by four" is the size coming off the first sawmill. After that it's trimmed down and sanded to the size that actually gets used in construction, which is around 4x9 cm. "Two by four" today is really just a designation.

  139. Mainframe, Minicomputer, Microcomputer by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    That gives me an idea. We can barrow from computers and have Mainplanets (gas giants), miniplanets (Earth, Mars, Venus), and microplanets: (Mercury, Pluto, Vesta, etc.) Asteroids are calculators and digital wrist-watches.

  140. that was a lot of words to say by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    "i don't have anything to add to the discussion, and i defer to whatever the iau says"

    why did you even post? what is your point?

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    1. Re:that was a lot of words to say by xtieburn · · Score: 1

      My point was and is that your definition was flawed and that its quite likely the IAU are closer to a superior one.

      Now I pointed out numerous reasons why I believe your definition isnt as good as the IAU. You both consider that me not having 'anything to add to the discussion' and made a snide insinuation that I blindly back the IAU. Believe me your definition is not so perfect that I need to be blind about anything to find problems with it.

  141. that's funny by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i was thinking about endor (the one with the ewoks right?), which was a "moon" of a gas giant. i don't know what yavin 4 was though...

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  142. Pluto is a planet? by Oshkoshjohn · · Score: 1

    Arguing is what science is about. Voting on scientific topics smacks of a theological debate. Splitters!

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  143. New knowledge - Kuiper Belt objects, ice dwarfs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, as I see it the new knowledge is the same kind that got Ceres and Vesta demoted to not-planets - they found a whole bunch of other objects like Pluto

    So we adjust the definition to retain our 8 planets with circular orbits of low inclination as a group. The asteroids are another group and eccentric ice balls like Pluto, Xena etc are a third group.

  144. Pluto the dog gets a pink slip in error by newsblaze · · Score: 1

    And his so-called friends don't even say a word. http://newsblaze.com/cartoon/newsblaze/gv0828cd.ht ml

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