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  1. Re:Just like donations to charities on Is Distributed Computing Being Distributed Badly? · · Score: 2, Funny

    When's the last time a dog gave you a blowjob? Wait, don't answer that.

  2. Pictures on Das Keyboard II: A Switch for the Better · · Score: 1

    Would it be a crime, if just once, Slashdot actually had some pictures to accompany a story?

  3. About damn time on Waiting For Hasselhoff · · Score: 1
  4. ...and just before the big date with Venus on Jupiter Gets New Red Spot · · Score: 4, Funny

    It was funny in my head.

  5. Re:The children will ask themselves on The Prodigy Puzzle · · Score: 1

    You sound EXACTLY like me in school.

  6. Re:Motion blur on First Xbox 360 Reviews Hitting the Web · · Score: 1

    If you would have videotaped it from the car and played it, it would have looked plenty blurry.

  7. Re:Oh, there's a 2.7 kernel! on SCO Demands Linux 2.7 Information · · Score: 1

    And if they don't release it, then SCO is the winner by deeeefault (The two sweetest words in the english language!)

    DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT! (whack!)

    (collapses)

  8. Re:Say what? on Eight Year Old Physics Student Admitted to College · · Score: 0, Troll

    Shuddup Nerd. (stuff stuff)

  9. Re:is it really a "myth"? on Archimedes Death Ray in San Francisco · · Score: 2, Funny

    5 second rule? What are you a barbarian? Where I come from it's 3 seconds. 5 seconds is just insane.

  10. Vader's take on Palm Teams With Microsoft for Smart Phone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Noooooooooooo!

  11. Re:Imagine being on the Jury on Chip Maker Gets $35 Million Judgment · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've served as an expert witness in a patent case, one company was suing another for a patent violation. The patent was ridiculous, the concepts patented had already been around commerically for over 10 years at the time they filed their patent. Any programmer would have understood the issues once explained. However, the jury is just about high school education levels. Many don't even own a computer. Good luck getting them to understand.

    Indeed, in the end, its not who's right, it's whose most credible to the jury. And usually that's the side that's most likable. The actual facts don't really matter.

  12. WOW on Performance of 64-bit vs. 32-bit Windows Dual Core · · Score: 1
    The key to running 32-bit applications is something Microsoft dubs WOW64; WOW stands for Windows on Windows. Running 32-bit apps in x64 essentially gives each application its own 4GB of virtual memory space, which isolates it from other applications. So if one 32-bit application locks up, it only affects its memory space, not other running 32-bit apps.
    Isn't this exactly how it works anyway in Win32?
  13. Criminal CEO? on VoIP Provider Vonage Planning IPO? · · Score: 2, Informative
  14. Vonage is shady on 2.7 Million VOIP Subscribers in the United States · · Score: 1

    See here: Fuck Vonage

    Lots of great comments there too.

  15. I wish I had mod points on What are the Next Programming Models? · · Score: 1

    These are all functional languages, or can be used functionally.

    That line really got to me too. I was going to reply but then you already said everything much better than I could. Excellent.

  16. Re:No freedom without PERSONAL responsibility on Bittorrent Creator A Digital Pirate? · · Score: 0

    No.

  17. Re:my expierence from flroida. on Court: Borders Web Ops Must Remit CA Sales Taxes · · Score: 1

    Speaking of flroida, how's Lisa's costume coming?

  18. Re:This is the problem with success stories on Steve Jobs In Praise of Dropping Out · · Score: 2, Funny

    Name one.

  19. Re:Here's the reason ... on Microsoft Found Guilty of Patent Infringement · · Score: 1

    oops ignore parent, responded to wrong post.

  20. Re:Here's the reason ... on Microsoft Found Guilty of Patent Infringement · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All that they have to do is demonstrate prior art if they're charged with patent infringement

    Sorry, but that's simply not the case, as I'm currently serving as an expert witness for a defendant in a patent case. It's not enough to have prior art, you must also convince a jury that you have prior art. Good luck getting a jury of everyday schmoes to understand some complex technical issue.

    You see both sides will have expert witnesses, and they will both say how much they believe they are right. Both sides will spout technical jargon and the juries eyes will glaze over. And the jury will determine the winner based on things like who most likable. So if you can paint yourself as some poor schlub who got ripped off by MS, then the technical stuff really doesn't matter. Really. It's fucking sad, but that's how it works.

  21. Re:Here's the reason ... on Microsoft Found Guilty of Patent Infringement · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but that's simply not the case, as I'm currently serving as an expert witness for a defendant in a patent case. You must also convince a jury that you have prior art. Good luck getting a jury of everyday schmoes to understand some complex technical issue. You see both sides will have expert witnesses, and they will both say how much they believe they are right. Both sides will spout technical jargon and the juries eyes will glaze over. And the jury will determine the winner based on things like who most likable. So if you can paint yourself as some poor schlub who got ripped off by MS, then the technical stuff really doesn't matter. Really. It's fucking sad, but that's how it works.

  22. I just can't believe... on The SCO Trial Through A New Lens · · Score: 1

    that it's not butter.

  23. very little information? on TiVo Buys Six New Patents From IBM · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why that's very best kind of information! We can fill in all the gaps with our hopes, fears and dreams and then argue endlessly about them. Rock on Slashdot! Rock on.

  24. Re:Triumph on Star Wars Fans in Line... at the Wrong Theater · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing your were once a voyeur?

  25. Re:OpenSourcing a DB on Open Source Licensing - Cuts Both Ways? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Said the guy who never wrote a low level plugin. It is extremely helpful to have the source code of the thing that is interacting with your code.