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  1. Re:Junkyard Wars as a on Ask 'Junkyard Wars Diva' Cathy Rogers · · Score: 1

    Next time try composing and posting with *both* hands :-)

  2. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke on Building The Navy Intranet · · Score: 1

    To the Moon and back with 60's technology, hardware from the lowest bidder, and million(s) of lines of Fortran code, yeeehaw!! :-)

  3. Re:We're doomed! on Your Genome Scanned While You Wait · · Score: 2, Funny

    And on the opposite side of the spectrum, how long before Palm/DNA Readers start pedalling their wares?

    Customer: "How much?"
    Mystic: "Twenty Dollars."
    C: "Okay."
    M: "Opennnn..." (swabs inside of cheek).
    M: "Hmmm, I see G-A-C-C-G..., oh my..."
    C: "What?"
    M: "The strands are a little twisted but it looks
    like you'll be bludgeoned to death with a canned
    ham by an angry motorist in a grocery store parking lot....but it's starting to get cloudy."
    C: "Here's $500 dollars...what do you see now?"
    M: "There's the problem, that last G is really a C!! NOW I see you in a passionate embrace with Charlize Theron."

  4. Re:Favorite Carnival Ride on Build Your Own Carnival Ride · · Score: 1

    It's been done, by the Navy.
    It's called "tailhook".

  5. Re:The explanation on Hundreds Spot Fireballs In Colorado, Nearby States · · Score: 1

    Isn't it obvious? It's Jerry Lee Lewis's career.

    Offtopic??

    Jerry Lee Lewis = Great Balls of Fire!!
    How is that Offtopic?
    Lucy....you got some 'splainin' to do....

  6. Re:Ball lightning on Hundreds Spot Fireballs In Colorado, Nearby States · · Score: 1

    I saw a blue fireball on Friday 10-4-02 in Alabama.
    I am guessing this was some sort of meteor.

    I'm guessing Billy Bob built the campfire too close to the still.

  7. Re:Also in Southern IL early Monday morning on Hundreds Spot Fireballs In Colorado, Nearby States · · Score: 1

    ...caught my attention.

    I'm guessing *anything* with a bright green tail in Springfield at 2:00 in the morning will catch your attention. Springfield makes Mayberry look like a "think-tank".

  8. Re:The explanation on Hundreds Spot Fireballs In Colorado, Nearby States · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Isn't it obvious? It's Jerry Lee Lewis's career.

  9. Re:On the other hand... on Space Elevators: Low Cost Ticket to GEO? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'll probably wish it had been a quicky after listening to two weeks of "The Girl From Ipanema".

  10. Re:Is it really? on New Frozen World Found Beyond Pluto · · Score: 1

    Or this... If they didn't want King Kong to escape, why'd they make the doors so big?