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Building The Navy Intranet

wiredog writes "The Washington Post Business section has an article about the ongoing upgrade/integration of the US Navy's computer systems. The $6.9 billion project is the largest Federal IT project ever attempted. The mission is to get rid of, or upgrade, all the old software still in use (including, I kid you not, WordStar), do the same for all the hardware (including, I kid you not, typewriters), and link it all together. There are 100,000 different applications that have to be evaluated, and then either upgraded or replaced. I remember using WordStar. 20 years ago."

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  1. WordStar! by Shanep · · Score: 3, Funny

    I remeber Wordstar back when I worked for the Navy in the late 80's!

    If they're willing to use Wordstar, they may as well just use vi. : )

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    1. Re:WordStar! by grub · · Score: 2


      If they're willing to use Wordstar, they may as well just use vi.

      Actually Joe is much more like Wordstar. There's nothing wrong with it.

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    2. Re:WordStar! by Shanep · · Score: 2

      Actually Joe [farviolet.com] is much more like Wordstar. There's nothing wrong with it.

      Oh I'm not saying there is, I prefer to use vi.

      Thanks for the link.

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    3. Re:WordStar! by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 1

      WordStar rocks. I still remember some of the keyboard commands.. It was the first Wordprocessor I ever used. If you know how to use it, you can really fly using WordStar..

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    4. Re:WordStar! by monadicIO · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If they're willing to use Wordstar, they may as well just use vi. : )

      That would really be good. I hope some day we all will use plain text instead of bloated fancy-formatted text. vi is fast and reliable. Chances, are that raw text would probably be the only "format" still in use in 20-30 years. Often I get one line mails embedded withing tonnes of HTML crap - what a waste of resources - but then again, these guys are willing to spend billions...

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    5. Re:WordStar! by akstykkpler · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I was a University computer lab assistant when I was a junior in high school, this was in 1985, and all the rich college kids paid me to do their Wordstar projects because they didn't want to spend the time to learn how to friggin use it. Easy money, and good to for a 16 yr old.

    6. Re:WordStar! by foistboinder · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If they're willing to use Wordstar, they may as well just use vi.

      I wrote my masters thesis with vi and nroff in 1987. It looked better than those written with Wordstar.

    7. Re:WordStar! by monadicIO · · Score: 1
      I wrote my masters thesis with vi and nroff in 1987 ...

      you mean you weren't using TeX? :)

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    8. Re:WordStar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope they use Linux and save me some tax payer money and actually get a system that is secure and that works . I would hate to see windoze server that needs a rebooting when we are in code red and full of viruses.

    9. Re:WordStar! by TheMatt · · Score: 2, Funny
      POKE 65495,0 If you know what this does, you are as old and pathetic as I am.
      Hmm...wasn't it one of those "turbo" POKEs for the CoCo? Doubled, or 1.5'ed the speed of something. It sounds familiar...
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    10. Re:WordStar! by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 1

      Congrats... You are as old and pathetic as I am.

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    11. Re:WordStar! by Shanep · · Score: 2

      Linux...a system that is secure

      Well, if they're going to use a free Unix like OS, with security in mind, they ought to be looking at OpenBSD.

      Though no networked system is absolutely secure.

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    12. Re:WordStar! by e2d2 · · Score: 2

      Yeah but did those come with those cool keyboard cut out templates for telling you which key did what? What a gem wordstar was ;-)

    13. Re:WordStar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who cares what it looked like. the content is more important than the apperance. you don't impress me.

    14. Re:WordStar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without realizing it I learned Wordstar commands when I took my first computer science class in college. We used Turbo Pascal 3.0 running on the funky MS-DOS variant for DEC Rainbow systems. I didn't realize ^K this and ^Q that came from the venerable word processor until the prof gave us that bit of history trivia. This was 1986, by the way. And that's the way we did it, and we liked it!

    15. Re:WordStar! by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Doubled the speed of access to the ROM (removed a wait state or something, I can't remember.)

      There was a similar poke, 65497 or something, that caused the RAM to have a wait state removed, whereupon the screen would go all fuzzy until you hit the reset button. If you saved a file onto tape in 65495 mode, you could only load it if you did that poke, and then you weren't certain of success.

      Of course, this was on the Dragon, a CoCo "clone". It may have been slightly different on the CoCo, but I doubt it...

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    16. Re:WordStar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when I was in the Navy, in 1993, I used it!

    17. Re:WordStar! by Bluetick · · Score: 1

      My dad still uses Wordstar for wordprocessing. And this is someone that always has to have the latest hardware, from the fastest Powerbook and Thinkpad, and might put 5,000 miles on his car a year but gets a new one every four. In other words, he's a moron.

      And yet, he still uses Wordstar. He still uses Lotus for that matter because he has so many macros and things invested in it. And he's frightened to death of what's going to happen after Win2k, because he still relies so heavily on DOS programs.

      Wordstar was a good program in it's day, and just because it's not exactly pretty compared to the latest apps doesn't make it that obsolete. Vi is painfully complicated to use, and the shortcuts aren't very intuitive or easy to use. Wordstar is very easy to use, and compared to Word or Wordperfect, your hands never have to leave the keyboard. Professional writes have always praised Wordstar because it makes writing so fast.

    18. Re:WordStar! by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 1

      We have a winner in the who is more pathetic than I am contest.. I had forgotten about the screen going all fuzzy.

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    19. Re:WordStar! by arivanov · · Score: 2

      They will not. US Navy is traditionally slanted heavily towards MSFT despite all the blunders with ships going out of control and so on. MSFT is the primary contractor on Navy's programme for the coastal assault fregates, continued ad naseum.

      I have no doubts who will win this contract and what the solution will be.

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    20. Re:WordStar! by gol64738 · · Score: 2

      not just the US Navy, try the US Government!

      i mean, if the US government stops using microsoft, then why should any other country in the world use it?

      microsoft will be sure to have their influence entrenched deep in the american government system, even if it means they have to give the software and support away.

    21. Re:WordStar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your dad is an wise man !

    22. Re:WordStar! by SirTreveyan · · Score: 1

      DEC rainbows??? You didnt happen to go to the Florida Institute of Technology? That school had the worse computer labs I have ever seen. They had roughly 30 IBM clones, 20 or so DEC Rainbows and a handful of Apples. The big laugh was the administration expected those computers to service the needs of around 3500 students. Luckily I was able to get my Pascal projects done on a friends Amiga. Needless to say I went to that college for only one semester. I was ready to go when I found out they insured one of their friggin palm trees for 10 million. The annual premium for that policy would have outfitted a nice computer lab.

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    23. Re:WordStar! by eastern · · Score: 1

      Wordstar fans (or young 'uns who need to check out what we are talking about) just need to install this clone called 'joe'. Used to be in Redhat for a long time ago but has been dropped in RH8 I think, used to be in Slackware too (I think), maybe there in other distros as well. I'll never forget it because when I first installed Linux years ago it was on the only editor on the system I knew how to use.

      Here's what the RPM says:
      Joe is an easy to use, modeless text editor which is very easy to use. Joe uses the same WordStar keybindings used in Borland's development environment. You should install joe if you've used it before and you liked it, or if you're still deciding what text editor you'd like to use, or if you have a fondness for WordStar. If you're just starting out, you should probably install joe because it is very easy to use.

  2. Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by CounterZer0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I kid you not, wordstar probably NEVER crashes on them. :)

    1. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by unicron · · Score: 5, Funny

      EXACTLY. The farther you go back, the better(stability wise) software gets. Legacy hardware is even better. The only way you're getting a Vax machine to crash is if you push it off a table.

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    2. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

      The government always uses older technology because it has had much more time to prove itself reliable. Just like with the Shuttle which is mostly '60s technology.

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    3. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by Target+Drone · · Score: 2
      I kid you not, wordstar probably NEVER crashes on them. :)

      You also only have to pay for it once. *cough* subscription *cough*

    4. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by dubiousmike · · Score: 2

      Netiher do the typewritters.

      well except for the letter hammers sticking together occasionally. But you don't need much of an IT department for that...

    5. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by swillden · · Score: 5, Funny

      The only way you're getting a Vax machine to crash is if you push it off a table.

      You mean: if you get a team of longshoremen with block and tackle and prybars to push it off a table.

      I don't think I could push even a MicroVAX off a table by myself.

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    6. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by unicron · · Score: 5, Funny

      We have these Vax's at work, biggest single computer I've ever seen in my life. 7 feet talk, 5 feet wide, 5 feet back. You walk by it and your fillings hurt.

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    7. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by hrieke · · Score: 2

      Well the only way I can see a MicroVax being on a table is if the table can withstand a direct hit from the deck guns, otherwise you have a very effeicent table flattener.

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    8. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by awx · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wanna work with you. Mmmm, vaxen... *drool*

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    9. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean: if you get a team of longshoremen with block and tackle and prybars to push it off a table.

      Can't be done. No blacklegs here, you capitalist pig.

    10. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by f97tosc · · Score: 2

      This is an attitude one cannot afford if one wants to keep the status of the leading military force on the planet.

      Tor

    11. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      further, not farther

    12. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by unicron · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Actually, it is farther. Farther is a measure of distance, here, that distance is time. Further is a definition of degree.

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    13. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by DEBEDb · · Score: 2

      That's why many gov't buildings and
      offices are drab and gloomy. Because
      time proved that they instill depression
      and fear of the government in people :)

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    14. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2
      I kid you not, wordstar probably NEVER crashes on them. :)

      Wordstar 3.x used to crash every few hours on DOS 1.2. Wordstar was better on CPM. That's probably because those early Wordstars were ports from CPM. Wordstar 5.something never crashed for me on DOS 5.something. Of course, I didn't use it nearly as much as I did the older versions. (Same hardware, by the way; intel 8088 in a Leading Edge model D.)

    15. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by HedRat · · Score: 1

      To the Moon and back with 60's technology, hardware from the lowest bidder, and million(s) of lines of Fortran code, yeeehaw!! :-)

    16. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's one hell of a table you've got there.

    17. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by nutznboltz · · Score: 1

      SIMH lets you simulate a VAX using an IA-32 PC.

    18. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      I don't think I could push even a MicroVAX off a table by myself.

      A MicroVax 3100 is not much larger (or heavier) than a PC. I've hauled them all over by carrying them under one arm with no trouble.

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    19. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you don't have a clue.

    20. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by tibbetts · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You mean: if you get a team of longshoremen with block and tackle and prybars to push it off a table.

      Wow! In light of recent events, that really would be impossible!

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    21. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by Alien+Being · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      "The only way you're getting a Vax machine to crash is if you push it off a table."

      I think they resolved that problem ;-)

      Did you ever hear the story about a rep for Rolls Royce being asked if it was true that at 60MPH the loudest sound in the car was the ticking of the clock. The rep responded
      <Brit accent>
      "Yes, we must do something about that damned clock."
      </Brit accent>

    22. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by vizca · · Score: 1

      Neither do typewriters, but I do suppose you run the risk of inky fingers

    23. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by awx · · Score: 1

      Why emulate? My VAX 11/750, MicroVAX 4000/200 and 3100m10 keep me warm at night :) However, I have a friend who runs SimH on his X-box under that new Mandrake thingymajiggah.

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    24. Re:Don't fix it, if it ain't broke by BigFootApe · · Score: 1

      Down in the basement of my University, there's still a MicroVax in service. The IT guys claim it's tape drive is still useful or something.

      The thing is the size of a small refrigerator, as robustly built, and uses a 220V line. I was amazed when I learned that it used 220 -- it sucks power like a furnace.

  3. I don't get it by sys$manager · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is something I've never understood about IT upgrades.

    If wordstar and typewriters are working, why spend $6b to replace them?

    A lot of IT spending seems like "make work" projects to me.

    1. Re:I don't get it by Amata · · Score: 2

      I can't speak for Wordstar, but as for the typewriters, that means you have to manually enter in things each time they are needed. Whereas by linking up all of your computers, the needed information (say, your SSN) pops up everywhere it is needed, on, say, all 1000 forms you need to sign just to get *in* the military. And fingerprints don't necessarily involve ink, either.

    2. Re:I don't get it by Shanep · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If wordstar and typewriters are working, why spend $6b to replace them?

      Actually, funnily enough, this is a big concept that at least the Australian Navy seems to use.

      When I left in 1989, I was told the HMAS Hobart had a combined computing power on the whole ship, of a Macintosh Classic.

      Then again, when I left they were still mostly relying on analog computers.

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    3. Re:I don't get it by mrscott · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Navy also needs to function like a business. While using WordStar and typewriters may work, keep in mind that it's tough to make corrections to a typewritten document and that sharing documents with other folks not using WordStar is likely quite difficult. Not to mention what these people do when a Word 2002 doc comes to them from someone else. I doubt Word Star has a filter for it. In the long run, the $6B investment may end up saving the Navy money when considering these scenarios.

    4. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe some wet-behind-the-ears second lieutenant fresh out of Annapolis suggested the upgrade when he couldn't find the WordStar manuals.

    5. Re:I don't get it by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't have the exact numbers, but I think the space shuttle computer is somewhere on par with the Mac Classic. I'm no fan of the space shuttle, but it does get people to space and back.

      -B

    6. Re:I don't get it by cmallinson · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If wordstar and typewriters are working, why spend $6b to replace them?

      My pen works fine too, but it isn't recognized on my network.

    7. Re:I don't get it by MaxwellStreet · · Score: 2

      In the Navy, there is no such thing as a Second Lieutenant. That would be an Ensign, fresh out of Annapolis.

    8. Re:I don't get it by tmark · · Score: 2

      in 1989, I was told the HMAS Hobart had a combined computing power on the whole ship, of a Macintosh Classic.

      That's interesting, because if I recall correctly (I may not), the Mac Classic hadn't been built in 1989.

    9. Re:I don't get it by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Where of course "may" is the operative word here. They'd have to _very_ carefully analyze the cost-benefit situation, and refrain from listening at all to the numbers being thrown at them from sundry system suppliers undoubtedly hovering around them like a flock of vultures around a fresh carcass.

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    10. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You recall incorrectly. The Mac was released in 1984 (hence the famous 1984 commercial).

    11. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The Navy most certainly does NOT need to be run like a business. God forbid they should have an IPO to raise money. And as far as file formats are concerned, I got two words for you: plain text. Send all and receive all information in plain text, and you're compatible 'til the end of time.

      The point is that nobody mentioned ANYONE complaining about using these systems. We just assume they must be burdensome, but haven't so much as asked anyone. If Word 2002 doesn't have a good WordStar filter, won't this CREATE headaches when accessing old data?

      I'm willing to believe that it is horrible to use WordStar. But until one person complains, it's not worth bothering with.

      "I got two word for you. Learntafuckin type."

    12. Re:I don't get it by MCMLXXVI · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ya but when the network is down and you get the hot intern to finally tell you her phone number, are you going to say sorry tell me again after the network is up and I can put it into my contact list or are you going to break out the "PEN" and write it down as fast as you can.

    13. Re:I don't get it by supabeast! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "If wordstar and typewriters are working, why spend $6b to replace them?"

      Because the Navy wants everything tied together into one large directory designed for secure communication using standard software. Communicating encrypted messages is much eaiser when everything is standardized.

    14. Re:I don't get it by JordanH · · Score: 3, Insightful
      • My pen works fine too, but it isn't recognized on my network.

      If it works fine, why put it on the network?

      My bicycle works fine, but it's not good for satellite maintenance.

    15. Re:I don't get it by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      We're talking onboard technology. The O rings could have in no way been saved by modern navigation systems.

    16. Re:I don't get it by stud9920 · · Score: 1

      That's not the same. I have not touched WordStar since 1994-something, but I am certain It could run in a DOS window. And it's supposed to be the OS's job to abstract the network "as a disk drive".

    17. Re:I don't get it by mjgamble · · Score: 1

      Google search: logitech pen

      It's new. It looks promising. And now your pen will be networked.

    18. Re:I don't get it by im_calvin · · Score: 1
      If wordstar and typewriters are working, why spend $6b to replace them?
      Yeah and the abacus worked well too. Although sometimes the "upgrade" isn't worth it (think Windows 95) most upgrades are very important ... even if they are just to keep people employed (think layoffs)
    19. Re:I don't get it by chuckles1335 · · Score: 1

      Another thing, people have to be able to maintain the stuff. How may people in their twenties know how to use stuff from the late seveties and early eighties.

    20. Re:I don't get it by aengblom · · Score: 2

      This is something I've never understood about IT upgrades.

      If wordstar and typewriters are working, why spend $6b to replace them?


      Standards. Standards. Standards.

      In otherwords. It's not working very well and it's going to get worse. Typewriters? Be serious.

      Oh and any computer running wordstar can't do a lot of tasks needed today.

      Now, will the project standardize on MS word 10.1 and be obsolete by MS word 10.11. You betcha!

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    21. Re:I don't get it by rob_from_ca · · Score: 1

      ...which makes it very difficult to crack into and steal its information...

    22. Re:I don't get it by Bob+C.+Cock · · Score: 1

      Some of you are also forgetting the propaganda that the US military sends to recruiters to get people to enlist. Promises of learning cutting edge technology, etc. When the recruiters called me at home incessantly for months they never mentioned anything about typewriters or Wordstar (I've never used either). If the military wants to continue to get fresh meat to enlist they have to promise the recruits an education that will translate to a job in the private sector when their service is up. Makes sense to me.

    23. Re:I don't get it by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2
      Then again, when I left they were still mostly relying on analog computers.

      are you sure he didn't mean Macintosh G4?

    24. Re:I don't get it by Shagg · · Score: 2

      If wordstar and typewriters are working, why spend $6b to replace them?

      Sticks and stones were pretty reliable too, but it probably wouldn't be a good idea for our armed forces to still be using them.

      Their current tools my not be broken, but that doesn't mean that something more modern won't work faster, better, or more efficiently. Hopefully they won't try to run any more of their fleet with NT though.

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    25. Re:I don't get it by pmz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because the Navy wants everything tied together into one large directory designed for secure communication using standard software.

      What a pipe dream. This is what IT companies have been promising for decades and have never delivered . Probably the last time this was accomplished was when an entire company ran off of one mainframe. One set of software, one set of terminals, one set of administrators, etc.

    26. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now i get it, thats what the 6 BILLION dollars are for.. for a minute there I thought it might be used to fuel yachts, and pay mortgages on politicians summer cottages in the south of france or something.

      Perhaps they should consider just whispering their secrets, or learning some really clever hand signals... anyway, it may turn out that such money is better spent for solar powered roaming chicken soup trucks (Ford or GM could make them special)

    27. Re:I don't get it by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Have you ever seen some of the forms the government uses? Plain text is not going to cut it.

      XML, on the other hand, may be just the ticket they are looking for. It would Allow standard interfaces to be made for data entry and specialized for to be printed.

      The Military still relies quite heavily on printed papers, signatures, and photocopies - things that can be forged. It would be particularly nice to see them invest a big chunk of that money into digital signatures and encryption, so they could eliminate much of the wasted paper and free up huge amounts of space (one DDS4 tape is alot smaller than 20GB printed data).

      Of course, a change this massive would cause the mental collapse of thousands of officials still unfamiliar with technology and unwilling to learn.

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    28. Re:I don't get it by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 2

      The Mac Classic is not the original Macintosh.

      It was released in October 1990, see apple-history.com for more details.

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    29. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was talking about the Mac Classic. Some seem to think that the original Mac was the Mac Classic, but it wasn't. The original Mac, often called the 128k Mac came out in 1984, yes. But the Mac Classic was a "revival" of sorts and came out in October 1990. The original poster may have actually been thinking of the 128k Mac, which did come out in 1984.

    30. Re:I don't get it by K_E_Morr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd like to know why the Navy needed a contractor to do this. Seems to me the CNO could have come with a proclamation "Fix the Navy infrastructure!" to the military and civilians already there. No, it's easier to hire someone, fire us, and wash your hands. What's next? CNN Breaking News: "The CNO announces he's contracting out the entire Navy. 'What the hell' he says, EDS worked out so well..."

    31. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he's correct. The Mac you're referring to was known as a Mac 128K (it had 128K of RAM). The Mac Classic was introduced in October 1990. Although the only difference between the two (besides six years) was the Classic's ADB keyboard ports, 1MB of RAM, hard drive, and $1000; the CPU was the same 8Mhz 68000.

    32. Re:I don't get it by twistedcubic · · Score: 1


      why spend $6b to replace them?

      The first billion is for the hardware. The remaining 5 billion is for MS licensing.

    33. Re:I don't get it by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Speaking of XML, didn't the house/senate just go to XML based on custom template files in Office?

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    34. Re:I don't get it by polarbear169 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the onboard computers were designed in the 70's when they started designing the shuttle. Then they built it to spec, no deviation, otherwise, the entire blueprint would have had to be modified (government thinking). So the computers that are built-in are very weak in terms of computing power.

    35. Re:I don't get it by Shanep · · Score: 2

      Sorry, I did mean the original.

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    36. Re:I don't get it by Raven42rac · · Score: 3, Funny

      wrong frame type maybe, (hahaha novell humor)

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    37. Re:I don't get it by Shanep · · Score: 2

      are you sure he didn't mean Macintosh G4?

      No no no! The AltiVec is single precision! Those analog computers are infinite precision that respond continuously and near instantly! : )

      (I am kidding of course, the analog computers accuracy is limited by amplifier, transducer and received noise, etc).

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    38. Re:I don't get it by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      And as far as file formats are concerned, I got two words for you: plain text. Send all and receive all information in plain text, and you're compatible 'til the end of time.

      The Navy's been standardized on Word docs as the standard format for those types of files for a long time, they just can't always send them to everyone if they're still using typewriters and WordStar.

      The point is that nobody mentioned ANYONE complaining about using these systems. We just assume they must be burdensome, but haven't so much as asked anyone. If Word 2002 doesn't have a good WordStar filter, won't this CREATE headaches when accessing old data?

      I'm pretty sure Word has a good WordStar filter, but does WordStar have a good Word2002 filter? I doubt it. They Navy made their specs on their own, and all I've got to say to the people in the Navy is "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell".

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    39. Re:I don't get it by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      "The CNO announces he's contracting out the entire Navy. 'What the hell' he says, EDS worked out so well..."

      LOL
      Now the real question is, how many people understand the EDS reference?

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    40. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NT is certified C2, but only if it's not connected to a network...

    41. Re:I don't get it by macguiguru · · Score: 1

      *sigh*

    42. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If it works fine, why put it on the network?

      Networks have the quirky property of making information readily available, easy to manipulate, and trivial to duplicate. Try to say the same about WordStar, typewriters, and pens.

      You all are having a debate about "works fine" while using it in two distinct contexts. The "works fine" in opposition to upgrading is for its existing usages and applications. The "works fine" in the in support of uprgading is for moving to modern usages and applications.

      (Hmm. "Modern Applications". I'm thinkin'... a "network" of computers for the disemination of "information"... hell, we could call it the "InterWeb", or maybe the "WorldWideNet"... we'd need some graphical application for easily viewing and traversing information... we could call them "Perusers"... Huh, it's a crazy idea but it Just. Might. Work.)

    43. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Send all and receive all information in plain text, and you're compatible 'til the end of time.

      Read any good EBCDIC text files lately? Were they from before or after the `flag day' EBCDIC format change?

      There's no such thing as `plain' text.

    44. Re:I don't get it by superdan2k · · Score: 2

      You work in Marketing, don't you?

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    45. Re:I don't get it by Qrlx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The O rings could have in no way been saved by modern navigation systems.

      Modern navigation systems? How 'bout a thermometer and a freakin' phone call to launch control? (Sorry to bother you sir, what with the countdown and all, but the ambient temperature is 29F. The SRBs are only rated down to 32F, and we've never launched before 40F before.)

      But noooo, that would have stood in the way of the Great Communicator's PR Machine.

      Yes, I'm *still* pissed about Jan 28 1986. I don't plan on getting over it any time soon.

    46. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If wordstar and typewriters are working, why spend $6b to replace them?
      If they hadn't waited so long to upgrade, it wouldn't cost $6B! Don't get me wrong, an all-ms system may not be the best solution for them, but the concept of upgrading is more important than you understand. (yea, this isn't the best example, but...) If an urgent memo about an impending terrorist attack isn't routed because someone can't exit wordstar to send some mail... then it doesn't matter how stable wordstar is, it doesn't fit the requirements. It's not just the fact that many older programs are extremely inefficient (yea, so many are these days too... you can't just blindly pick platforms by brand name) you simply cannot do the same things with older hw/sw that you can with newer stuff. So if you're running a TRS-80 then the wonders of the internet are probably a bit out of your reach.

      I never liked wordstar... as soon as I found some nice freeware dos text editors I switched over.

      Keep in mind that most well-written dos programs run just fine in a window, so there's no compatibility problem for the little utilities and such. To resist progress because "it works for me" is about the same as saying "I'm afraid to move into the next decade"

      To finish up my rant: old, decaying technology is like a festering wound that holds back the advance of technology and offsets the efficiency and quality of life improvements it can yeild. Of course, more people would upgrade if the path was more clear. As it is, the technology field has moved from primarily scientists and engineers who were the top of their field into a profession where any jackass can call themselves a programmer and write code. This leads to a few peices of well written code in a sea of just plain crap. That's what society asked for... All the same it's easier to use the new crap than the old junk.

      BTW it's a common misconception "Oh, it costs so much do do things right", but no one stops to think about how much they're wasting doing things the wrong way.

    47. Re:I don't get it by packethead · · Score: 0

      Thank you! I thought I was the only one who felt this way.

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    48. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe they use dynamically generated PDFs now.

    49. Re:I don't get it by reallocate · · Score: 2

      Good for you. The government is not a business trying to make a profit, and the sooner a lot of gov't execs realize that, the better off the place will be.

      Ditto on the plea for plain text. People should concentrate on what they're writing, not on the fonts they're using.

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    50. Re:I don't get it by reallocate · · Score: 2

      IT spending goes through the roof because the two cultures -- business and IT -- can barely make themselves understood to each other.

      That said, ever notice how reluctant "consultants" are to recommend continued use of a legacy product that they don't know how to use?

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    51. Re:I don't get it by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1
      Of course, a change this massive would cause the mental collapse of thousands of officials still unfamiliar with technology and unwilling to learn.

      It's not so much a failure of the users to learn the technology. The military mind doesn't grasp how technology can fundamentally change how people work. They use their computers as if they were typewriters.

      Case in point: When I was in the Marines, we used a system called NALCOMIS (a.k.a. NALCOMATOSE) to track maintenance on aircraft. The server ran on some kind of UNIX and the clients ran on PCs. It essentially duplicated, box for box, the paper forms it replaced. But with NALCOMIS, you also had to remember a bunch of arbitrary numeric command codes to do anything with the program. To put something "in work" was N259. To document your hours was N260 or N261, I forget. So basically it didn't add anything to the old way of doing it except another layer complexity.

      Theoretically it was easier to get reports from the database, but that was a joke for a couple reasons. First of all, there was absolutely NO internal consistency checking of inputs. I could have a piece of gear in work from 1300 to 1600 and then tell it that I worked on it for ten hours. And second, all they did with the reports was print them out and then make us verify them BY HAND. That's right, two lists of data in a computer, and they print them out and diff them by hand. Every morning.

      And they wonder why technically adept people are leaving the military in droves.

    52. Re:I don't get it by aebrain · · Score: 2

      When I left in 1989, I was told the HMAS Hobart had a combined computing power on the whole ship, of a Macintosh Classic.

      Let's see, a 2-bay UYK-7 with a 128k core running the 5XXX NCDS system... somewhere between a fat and skinny mac, yes, that's correct. (I was involved in programming them 1983-85).. and we were amazed at how antiquated they were even then.

      If you really want Old, what about the EW keyset (designed about 1935 IIRC)? HMAS Hobart, now along with Brisbane and Perth either reefs or razorblades. Good boats all, even though they did "roll on wet grass".

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    53. Re:I don't get it by JordanH · · Score: 1
      • Networks have the quirky property of making information readily available, easy to manipulate, and trivial to duplicate. Try to say the same about WordStar, typewriters, and pens.

      Sure, get things on the network that make sense to put on the network. Most stuff done with pen and typewriter today doesn't classify as something that must be shared.

      WordStar data could be put on a network, with a little ingenuity. How much would it cost for the Navy to come up with some kind of export/import program and format for WordStar so they could index and mine those documents? A tiny fraction of the $6.9 Billion would cover that.

      Do you really think this Navy project is going to obviate pens? Is there really a point to making sure the envelope or the odd label they type today with a typewriter be sharable on the network? If people are doing memos on typewriters, by all means, update them with something better. Note that something better may not be the latest WYSIWYG word processor. A form-based editor for generating standard memos might go a long way toward really standardizing their document formats, making sure they are indexable and keyword searchable, and require a tiny fraction of the training and support costs.

      Paperless offices haven't exactly been a stellar success. I don't want to see the Navy replacing proven solutions, like pens, with tablet computers and hope that this really makes people more effective. I'd be much more interested in seeing them focus on the problem areas of incompatibility, like the guys who use two computer systems, rather than build some grand unified Enterprise of the future.

    54. Re:I don't get it by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't you just love remembering all that stuff? I was lucky, I was one of the techs that fixed the system, and as such, never had to actually memorize those codes. I didn't document my work with MAFs, since I worked on the mainframes and PCs, not aviation gear. I learned the basics of it of course, but never had to worry about it too much. :^)

      I feel for you really.

    55. Re:I don't get it by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 0

      It could have been a Marine Corps 2LT. But that would just be pedantic :).

    56. Re:I don't get it by billcopc · · Score: 1

      If it's so much trouble to keep the military paperwork in order, the can the fucking military paperwork and start over with something sensible that costs less than 6 bazillion to implement.

      It's easier to get a personal gun license that I can shoot in the street, than it is to get in the military as a jeep washer.

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    57. Re:I don't get it by Bangback · · Score: 1

      As a former Navy sysadm, I've seen how this actually works. 100% of people have Word installed and use it for new documents. However, there is an enormous "legacy" base of old documents. So some salty guy (normally in admin) will complain and he'll get Word Perfect or Wordstar installed when he gets a new computer with admonition not to complain about the good deal I hooked him up with. (They normally have a good point, import filters are useless if you need the formatting intact). Since he had it on the old one, sysad figures the license must exist. Well, here comes NMCI wanting the paper licenses.

      If I was forced to cough up paper licenses for my home programs I probably couldn't do it (though I can produce the CDs) -- imagine where that 15 year old piece of paper is now. None of the companies I've ever worked at could survive this drill (we normally thought knowing where the disks and manuals were was an accomplishment). Oh, and most software didn't come with a "license" back then to be retained, the disks or the manual cover were considered proof.

    58. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course... if it was a modern computer running wordstar it could run a bunch of todays tasks... now consider that the ship mentioned above had a combined power of one mac classic.

      now... use that one computer running wordstar as a terminal server and you could run several warships; follow me?

      now... here it comes... IMAGINE A BEOWULF CLUSTER OF THESE!!... you could run a star wars defense system w/a google sized cluster and still have room for porn!

      what an age we live in

  4. Come back in 5 years. by WittyName · · Score: 2, Funny

    It will be 5 years behind schedule and 6.9 billion over budget.

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    1. Re:Come back in 5 years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... if you knew anything about how the implementation was rolling, you wouldn't mod the parent as flamebait.

      It's fact.

    2. Re:Come back in 5 years. by e2d2 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that is not flamebait, it's government contracting. Everyone lowballs trying to get in then goes over schedule and over budget. It would be flamebait if it hadn't been the norm in government since we can remember.

  5. Additionally..... by mdechene · · Score: 5, Funny

    And after this project is deemed a success, the Navy plans to decomission the USS Constitution.....

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    1. Re:Additionally..... by BlueGecko · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Did you mean to have that double-entendre or did it happen by accident? :)

      (For the curious.)

    2. Re:Additionally..... by mdechene · · Score: 1

      Oh it was a fully intentional double-entendre.

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    3. Re:Additionally..... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      I hate to sound cynical, but I wonder how many people who read this actually knew what the USS Constitution was? I'll bet at least one moderator thought you were making a wisecrack about civil liberties.

      What a world, what a world.

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    4. Re:Additionally..... by mdechene · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was a multi-level joke...

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    5. Re:Additionally..... by Delwin · · Score: 1

      My grilfriend is bucking for a post on the Constutition. I can assure you there are no plans to decom her any time soon. She doesn't leave port any more, but she's still able to float, and a great tourist attraction for the US Navy

    6. Re:Additionally..... by Moses+Lawn · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a great girlfriend you have there. It's good of you to stick with the old girl...

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    7. Re:Additionally..... by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 0

      I bet you'd be surprised at how many technical people used to be in the Navy.

  6. Antiquated, but more reliable by vlad_petric · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I mean, the reliability of wordstar and even typewritters is infinitely higher than the one of Microsoft Word/Excel.

    I'm truly amazed that the security of this country relies indirectly on products "that were not engineered for security".

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    1. Re:Antiquated, but more reliable by pdrome4robert · · Score: 1

      If you mean security through obscurity, then Wordstar has got WinWord beat. However, Word 1.0 would fit the same order.

    2. Re:Antiquated, but more reliable by swillden · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I mean, the reliability of wordstar and even typewritters is infinitely higher than the one of Microsoft Word/Excel.

      If that seems either insightful or funny to you, go try creating some documents on a typewriter. Personally, I'd prefer a word processor with a lousy, cluttered UI, an annoying paperclip that keeps batting its eyelashes at me and a habit of crashing every two minutes over a typewriter any day.

      Wordstar, however, wouldn't be so bad. It wasn't so bad, back in the day. Assuming you could get printer drivers for it. That wasn't a problem years ago, but now... (yes, kiddies, printer drivers were once the job of the application, not the OS, or even the printing system. Luckily you could usually just type in a few codes to tell your app how to use your dot matrix printer's italics mode, bold mode, etc. For fancier stuff, though... ugh).

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    3. Re:Antiquated, but more reliable by Guipo · · Score: 0
      If that seems either insightful or funny to you, go try creating some documents on a typewriter. Personally, I'd prefer a word processor with a lousy, cluttered UI, an annoying paperclip that keeps batting its eyelashes at me and a habit of crashing every two minutes over a typewriter any day.

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    4. Re:Antiquated, but more reliable by octalgirl · · Score: 2

      If that seems either insightful or funny to you, go try creating some documents on a typewriter

      I supported the Navy for many years and had the fun job of installing some of the first NT 3.5 systems back when. I still know a lot of ppl in tech support there, so I keep taps on how things are going. They really only use typewriters for all of those 10-part travel forms they need to fill out. They use word processors for the rest (once done on VAX). Really, most of the Navy has used Office products since they began the switch from WordPerfect (DOS) back in the mid 90's. Navsea and headquarters have been using Office since then and got the ball rolling by being the first to switch (I was there when the memo came out). All other divisions follow what headquarters does. and PowerPoint? It is absolutely everywhere. There are probably a very few instances of WordStar in use from a few stubborn engineers who hug their old computers (yes, I have seen this happen), prefer working in 'real-mode', and won't let anyone touch their system - because it 'works just fine for them'. (right next to the old clunker you'll find a supped up PC so they can get online like everyone else)

      As far as Intranet goes, many divisions already have them and have been using them for a few years. Very advanced methods too. Everything in an employees benefit profile can be found, travel orders in process, even a section where people can post classifieds - things for sale. Most have VPN's setup (yet they still don't use DHCP or have firewalls in many places - go figure)

  7. Navy still uses Wordstar and Kaypros? by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 0

    Gosh I did not know that Navy sitll sued Kaypros and Wordstar..so thats where the Kaypros went..was wondering..

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  8. EDS is on the job. by belloc · · Score: 5, Funny

    But the $6.9 billion project has turned into a major technology headache for the services and the prime contractor on the job, Electronic Data Systems Corp. (EDS).

    Hey, if EDS can herd cats, they can do this job, no sweat.

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    1. Re:EDS is on the job. by anonymousman77 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As a former EDS employee, I must say they were the WORST choice for this job and the absolute worst choice as an employer.

      If anybody out there decides to work for EDS, may God have mercy on your soul.

    2. Re:EDS is on the job. by KernelHappy · · Score: 2

      Yeah but can they write file conversion filters? Apparently not.

      What kind of applications are they finding that would require users to keep two computers at their desk? I can't imagine that they have many custom applications that run on PCs. I would guess that most of the custom stuff is run off dumb terminals which can be emulated on a regular desktop computer. They stated that they've migrated everyone onto a single financial application. And for the handful of antiquated PC applications that they're using, which ones don't have modern counterparts that can be used by converting file formats? Any ideas?

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    3. Re:EDS is on the job. by wiredog · · Score: 2
      Not software filters. Hardware. Ever seen an 8" floppy drive for a modern PC?

      Neither have I. Since WordStar, and other programs, are probably running on TRS-80 level equipment the data will probably have to be migrated by hand...

    4. Re:EDS is on the job. by absterge · · Score: 1

      I'm in presently in school alongside a chief (instructor), a commander-at-arms (? something like that, I have no clue, I'm not military), and a guy who's working for EDS.

      I hear tell that they're supposed to be cutting down the number of proprietary, legacy apps to *2,500*. That's AFTER they're done. :P

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    5. Re:EDS is on the job. by pmz · · Score: 3, Funny

      ut the $6.9 billion project has turned into a major technology headache for the services and the prime contractor on the job, Electronic Data Systems Corp. (EDS).

      Isn't EDS an all-Microsoft-all-the-time company? No wonder they are having a "technology headache".

    6. Re:EDS is on the job. by eam · · Score: 1

      Aside from one of my own PCs I don't even see 5" floppy drives much anymore.

    7. Re:EDS is on the job. by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Ever seen an 8" floppy drive for a modern PC?

      No, but I could give you a pretty large production run of them with a smallish chunk of that $6.9 billion. :)

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    8. Re:EDS is on the job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EDS is definitely not an "all-Microsoft-all-the-time" company. EDS is famous for using all kinds of technology that nobody has heard of.

      Microsoft .NET and VB jobs are quite scarce at EDS because Microsoft doesn't have a foothold in the application development business of EDS. EDS does use Microsoft software on the desktop (Windows, Office, and IE).

    9. Re:EDS is on the job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As a former EDS employee, I must say they were the WORST choice for this job and the absolute worst choice as an employer.

      We have some of our stuff at work contracted out to them and they are AWFUL. A WAN which runs over frame relay (saves them money - then they charge you an arm and a leg for it), with inadequate bandwidth (How about 64kbit/sec for 30-40 TELNET users - plus their print jobs...), poor reliability and just general incompetence.

      An audit of their networking setup (or what they would let us see of it) revealed some very large security holes as a result of their misconfigurations. I won't comment specifically, but they were VERY, VERY BAD! (fixed now)

      We also say that EDS stands for Everything Done Slowly :)

      Boy, I wish I could dare post this as myself... But I won't

    10. Re:EDS is on the job. by Jester99 · · Score: 2

      Hm. The write-up about that commercial said that the filming involved - I kid you not - specially trained sleeping cats.

      Shit, and here I thought my cat was lazy all those years. He must've been specially trained!

    11. Re:EDS is on the job. by anonymousman77 · · Score: 1

      EDS Acronymns--

      Every Day Sucks!

      Evil Dirty Supervisors!

      Visit http://www.edslawsuits.com to learn more

    12. Re:EDS is on the job. by megaduck · · Score: 2

      I'll second that. For a while I worked for a startup where most of the upper management had come from EDS. A few common threads I saw:

      1. Corporate bafflegab was their native language. Buzzwords like "synergy" and "traction" were used to inspire the troops.
      2. They liked to have an elaborate process for everything. I remember having meetings just to schedule meetings.
      3. They were totally uninterested in creating anything new. All of our tech was "best of breed" technologies bought off the shelf.

      Basically they tried to create a tiny little EDS, and it wasn't a very fun place to work. No vision, no drive, and no goal other than collecting contract dollars. That culture's not conducive to quality work, and I worry about the infrastructure that EDS will be laying for our military's future.

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    13. Re:EDS is on the job. by asv108 · · Score: 2

      Obivously their cat herding hasn't done much to impress investors. With a chart like that, you would think they were selling grocheries online.

    14. Re:EDS is on the job. by CoachS · · Score: 1

      ...and they're hiring like crazy out here. Every time I turn around I hear about them looking for more people for the NOC out on Ford Island.

      -Coach-

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    15. Re:EDS is on the job. by Meaulnes · · Score: 1

      Some of the apps that they are having problems with were written by users in the 1960's and 70's. Veyr Specific apps written in either old asembly or ancient prog languages

    16. Re:EDS is on the job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember most of the high ups in EDS land are good friends of conservatives from Texas just like Elron Sr mgmt.

    17. Re:EDS is on the job. by mpe · · Score: 2

      What kind of applications are they finding that would require users to keep two computers at their desk?

      This is the sort of situation where they have a secure and an insecure network. Hence 2 computers. quite probably even using a KVM wouldn't comply with the spec.

    18. Re:EDS is on the job. by mpe · · Score: 2

      1. Corporate bafflegab was their native language. Buzzwords like "synergy" and "traction" were used to inspire the troops.

      Would this impress militry people even if it was translated into military jargon?

      3. They were totally uninterested in creating anything new. All of our tech was "best of breed" technologies bought off the shelf.

      The basic problem with the "commercial off the shelf" idea is if it will be supportable in 5, let alone 20-50 years.

    19. Re:EDS is on the job. by SecGreen · · Score: 1

      I know many people who have been "migrated" to NMCI computers at the local Navy base. I don't know a single person who has given up their legacy (old) machine. Most of them have required several visits from various NMCI technicials just to get the new computers functional, and after that they're only good for email and browsing the internet. All the real work still gets done on the old machine.

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  9. I remember some of the navy apps by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I worked for them 5-6 years ago. THey had this one older than god crank app that barely ran on an 80-86, buch less a penium that you had to nurse along, because the messages it sent could be read by the navys standard telegraph sort of thing. THis way, even the guy in the 30 year old shack on theat island in the middle of the arctic circle talking to penguins could read the messages. I wonder if theyre also upgrading all the hardware too?

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    1. Re:I remember some of the navy apps by unicron · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Report: I have no idea if you'll get this message. While ice fishing, the penquins broke in and did something to the computer. I really have no idea what they did, but the dominant male of the group tells me he's coming back tomorrow to finish configuring X, whatever that means."

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    2. Re:I remember some of the navy apps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      At first I took the parent post seriously until I noticed that the phrase "dominant male" was used to describe a computer geek, which of course is an oxymoron in this context. Putting on a collar, a leather mask and tying yourself to the bedposts while masturbating doesn't (I repeat, does not) constitute being "dominant".

      OTOH, the poster might've used the phrase referring to serious 0\X/|\|4g3 at Quake, in which case one of us is somewhat confused about the meaning of dominant..

    3. Re:I remember some of the navy apps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm gonna go with he was referring the actual animal the penquin, which do have dominant males.

      I think one of us really confused on a great number of things beyond how "dominant" was used in the post.

      And please, no more descriptions of your parents scheizer videos.

    4. Re:I remember some of the navy apps by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

      Darn, another funny post sitting in oblivion because they posted as an AC, instead of a real user.

      Somebody with Mod Points please mod the parents up (Both of them so everyone gets the joke.)

    5. Re:I remember some of the navy apps by intermodal · · Score: 2

      THis way, even the guy in the 30 year old shack on theat island in the middle of the arctic circle talking to penguins could read the messages. I wonder if theyre also upgrading all the hardware too?

      I hope so...he needs a Pentium 4. Then he can get rid of his space heaters. Yay for efficiency!

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    6. Re:I remember some of the navy apps by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2
      At first I took the parent post seriously until I noticed that the phrase "dominant male" was used to describe a computer geek,

      I'd like to think that the penguin reference was something of a red herring.
      Actually, just about any color herring would do just fine.

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    7. Re:I remember some of the navy apps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > in the middle of the arctic circle talking to penguins

      Q. Why is it that polar bears don't eat penguins ?

  10. Call me old-fashioned, but... by zwoelfk · · Score: 1

    There's something to be said for using common typewriters and flash-paper instead of MS Outlook on a WiFi network.
    I don't have much to say for using WordStar though. But hell, if I could get a copy of WordPerfect 5 (5.2?) that would run well over xterm in linux, I'd be stoked.
    Now to go and actually read the article...

  11. Wordstar 3.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wordstar, we still use it.

    Dos boxes NFS networked to Linux :)

    Works and keeps working reliably !!

  12. Wordstar Rocks! by msheppard · · Score: 3, Funny

    I dunno if WordStar came up with them, but it had a ton of great keyboard shortcuts that exist today, but most people don't know about. Like Control-Y deleting a line. That command worked in the VB Editor. (I uh... asked a friend to test that... I don't program in VB, ha! Me, program in VB, d00d!)

    M@

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  13. If they could just put broadband on submarines by diatonic · · Score: 1

    That would have made my time underway much more pleasant. The best connection we could get was 9600 baud floating a wire antenna. Many years ago though... not sure what they're doing now. .:diatonic:.

  14. Wordstar *STILL* rules! by farrellj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Vi and EMACS are great, but for word processing, and I don't me lame desktop publishing which is what most programs like MS-Word and WordPerfect do today, for word processing, no one has created a better interface. Once you know the commands, you can virtually fly through editing a text document. Emacs and Vi are good, but they are designed for editing source code, not text.

    Wordstar Still rules!

    ttyl
    Farrell

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  15. M$ Bob by jimmyCarter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Based upon what I'm hearing from my contacts in the USN, Microsoft Bob will survive the chopping block and, is in fact, the key component to the new Navy Intranet.

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  16. For those not reading the article... by wiredog · · Score: 5, Informative

    One of the reasons for replacing typewriters/WordStar/etc is connectivity. With the current system sending a message from one base to another might require using snail mail, or a courier. Modern systems have this thing called 'electronic mail'. I hear it's going to be the Next Big Thing.

    1. Re:For those not reading the article... by BlueGecko · · Score: 2

      While my memory is very hazy, I am 90% sure that WordStar 3.3 had two sister programs: SpellStar, which came from the era when spellcheckers were separate programs, and then I am pretty darn sure it came with MailStar as a messaging solution. Can anyone who actually used the program comment? Was it just mail-merge or was it an electronic messaging solution?

    2. Re:For those not reading the article... by Nate+Eldredge · · Score: 1

      Yes, it was mail merge.

    3. Re:For those not reading the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a mail merge where you embedded *NAME*, etc, into the text..

    4. Re:For those not reading the article... by thelexx · · Score: 2

      Connectivity is nice, but they shouldn't ditch the typewriters yet. I'm reminded of this article:

      Fri Aug 16, 5:44 PM ET
      By ROBERT BURNS, AP Military Writer

      WASHINGTON (AP) - A retired general who commanded "enemy" forces in a recently concluded $250 million U.S. war game says the exercise was rigged so that it appeared to validate new war-fighting concepts it was supposed to test.

      Paul Van Riper, who headed the Marine Corps Combat Development Command when he retired in 1997 as a three-star general, said he became so frustrated with undue constraints on his command of "enemy" forces that he quit the role midway through Millennium Challenge 2002, which ended Aug. 15.

      His complaints were reported Friday by the Army Times, a private newspaper that covers Army issues. The Times obtained a copy of an e-mail Van Riper sent to colleagues explaining why he had quit.

      "It was in actuality an exercise that was almost entirely scripted to ensure a Blue (friendly forces) `win,'" he wrote. Van Riper was in command of the Red force, meant to simulate the enemy.

      Navy Capt. John Carman, chief spokesman at Joint Forces Command at Norfolk, Va., which sponsored the war game, said Friday that there is no record of Van Riper having quit his role as "enemy" commander. He said the retired general is "held in high regard" and entitled to his opinions.

      "We don't agree with his conclusions," Carman said.

      Van Riper, who participated as a TRW contract employee, said he was concerned that the military would implement new war-fighting concepts on the basis of what he considers to be false conclusions from the three-week exercise.

      Carman said the results of the war game were being evaluated and that some concepts will require further experimentation.

      Millennium Challenge 2002 was two years in the making and involved a wide range of U.S. military commands across the country linked by computer networks to simulated troops, air and sea units with 13,500 actual military personnel fighting a classified war scenario.

      Van Riper said exercise officials denied him the opportunity to use his own tactics and ideas against the Blue, or friendly, forces, and on several occasions the Red forces were directed not to use certain weapons against Blue.

      Robert Oakley, a retired ambassador who played the role of civilian leader of the Red force, told the Times that Van Riper was outthinking the Blue force. He said, for example, that in the computer simulations, Van Riper used motorcycle messengers to transmit orders, negating the Blue forces' high-tech eavesdropping capabilities. When the Blue naval forces sailed into the Persian Gulf early in the experiment, Van Riper's forces surrounded the ships with small boats and planes.

      Much of the Blue force's ships ended up at the bottom of the ocean. Oakley said Joint Forces Command officials had to stop the exercise and "refloat" the fleet in order to continue.

      Vice Adm. Marty Mayer, the deputy commander of Joint Forces Command, defended the exercise.

      "I want to disabuse anybody of any notion that somehow the books were cooked," Mayer told the Times. He said, however, that "certain things are scripted" in any large war game. "You have to execute in a certain way or you'll never be able to bring it all together," he said.

      Mayer said that in some parts of the exercise Van Riper was constrained "in order to facilitate the conduct of the experiment."

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    5. Re:For those not reading the article... by mpe · · Score: 2

      Millennium Challenge 2002 was two years in the making and involved a wide range of U.S. military commands across the country linked by computer networks to simulated troops, air and sea units with 13,500 actual military personnel fighting a classified war scenario.
      Van Riper said exercise officials denied him the opportunity to use his own tactics and ideas against the Blue, or friendly, forces, and on several occasions the Red forces were directed not to use certain weapons against Blue.


      His major complaint is that he was initially told that the exercise was "free play". Then was being told what weapons he could use and when.

      Robert Oakley, a retired ambassador who played the role of civilian leader of the Red force, told the Times that Van Riper was outthinking the Blue force. He said, for example, that in the computer simulations, Van Riper used motorcycle messengers to transmit orders, negating the Blue forces' high-tech eavesdropping capabilities. When the Blue naval forces sailed into the Persian Gulf early in the experiment, Van Riper's forces surrounded the ships with small boats and planes.

      What a suprise, a general is better at war fighting than an ambassador.

      Much of the Blue force's ships ended up at the bottom of the ocean. Oakley said Joint Forces Command officials had to stop the exercise and "refloat" the fleet in order to continue.

      Without this kind of "cheating" blue had lost the battle and probably the war. But since blue equated to the US and red equated to Iraq that result would not have been politically correct.

      Vice Adm. Marty Mayer, the deputy commander of Joint Forces Command, defended the exercise.
      "I want to disabuse anybody of any notion that somehow the books were cooked," Mayer told the Times. He said, however, that "certain things are scripted" in any large war game. "You have to execute in a certain way or you'll never be able to bring it all together," he said.
      Mayer said that in some parts of the exercise Van Riper was constrained "in order to facilitate the conduct of the experiment.


      How did this guy get be a senior navel officer without realising that in a real war then enemy might well do something you don't expect them to do?

    6. Re:For those not reading the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I remember email being 'the next big thing' in 1990 (yes, 1990). Didn't surprise me as I had already spent a year exchanging email with kernel developers of the prototype hardware I was
      trying to port to. What put the kabosh on email in 1990? The fax machine.

  17. WordStar by misterhaan · · Score: 3, Funny

    wordstar was burned into the first 2 amber monitors i got! i never actually used wordstar, but because of these i saw plenty of it . . .

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  18. Are they seriously gonna use Win2k as the standard by kraksmoka · · Score: 1
    Some programs can't be merged into the new system. They are either too antiquated to be compatible with the Microsoft Windows 2000 operating system or aren't in compliance with security requirements.

    Are they seriously going to use Win2k? What about security? This article doesn't really say much about the new system, just problems with the existing stuff.

    Seems to me that they have acheived what M$ always holds as its triumphantly successful (hahaha) security through obscurity system. Why change now? (snicker)


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  19. Oldie but a goodie... by toupsie · · Score: 5, Funny
    remember using WordStar. 20 years ago.

    Ha, ha! I know the feeling. Yea, I remember using vi 20 years ago. Oh wait, I still do.

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  20. Take us to your Code Monkeys by SpitFU · · Score: 1

    Just recently, in the past 2 years, all uniformed services stop teaching ADA to their developers coming out of tech school and started teaching C.

    They still use DBase I or II at most installations. Only a few use Access 95 for databases.

    As far as messaging, I think DMS (Defense Messaging Service) is still not rolled over to Exchange or Sendmail).

    Air Force is still running Brownie Bake Sales to fund the 2 million dollar toilet seats and coffee makes on the B2 Bombers as your mothers bumper sticker states.

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    1. Re:Take us to your Code Monkeys by SpitFU · · Score: 1

      One day I'll get the spell checker worked into VI. Remove that ) trailing Sendmail. and replace makes with makers

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    2. Re:Take us to your Code Monkeys by PaddyM · · Score: 1

      That's a shame. Ada is a better language than C.

    3. Re:Take us to your Code Monkeys by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you kidding? ADA was an utter failure.

      It was supposed to be an common language for all embedded applications, and it's design goals were object oriented design, orthagonality, and was to promote clear and reusable code. It was to undo the use of dozens of different languages for different tasks.

      But the applications were so varied, ADA started being pumped full of hardware-specific and mostly redundant commands, and eventually became a complete bloated mess. So each device had it's own implementation of ADA, and there was barely enough common ground to call it all the same language.

      It was supposed to be Java, and it ended up more complicated than the bastard child of FORTRAN and C++, abandoned and raised in the wild by a tribe of assemblers.

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    4. Re:Take us to your Code Monkeys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a troll. Go read the ADA 95 LRM, it's one language, and it was never supposed to be like java. WTF are you talking about.

    5. Re:Take us to your Code Monkeys by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

      in the past 2 years, all uniformed services stop teaching ADA to their developers coming out of tech school

      Having gone through that class in '94, the ADA section was woefully short. 2 weeks, IIRC. Not nearly enough time go really get it. Nice as an intro, though.

      They still use DBase I or II at most installations. Only a few use Access 95 for databases.

      And if you knew what you were talking about, you might be dangerous. Oracle, Access2k and 97, SQLServer...used on USAF bases all over the world. Oh, there might be a few DBI/II applications floating around. But mostly gone by now. Don't know about the Navy, but I'd expect them to be not far behind.(Although, the Navy just got their first CMM level 3 unit, while the USAF got their first CMM level 3 back in '96 at Langley AFB)

    6. Re:Take us to your Code Monkeys by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      ADA 95 was supposed to address the problems I mentioned.

      It didn't, at least not enough to save itself. And it's design goals were practically the same as Javas - one common OO-based language for all DoD projects.

      It's a wonderful example of government over-engineering.

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    7. Re:Take us to your Code Monkeys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They still use DBase I or II at most installations. Only a few use Access 95 for databases

      If you knew what you were talking about ... there wasn't (really) IIRC a dBase (notice the mixed case) I or II. Borland (?) wanted instant market acceptance so they started with dBase III.

    8. Re:Take us to your Code Monkeys by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 2
      First, Ada was not a big success because the defense contractors didn't like being told what to do. Contractors for most DOD projects that should have used Ada applied for and got waivers from the Ada mandate during the years that Ada was mandated. Some DOD projects in Ada were pretty good successes, and it was reasonably popular with European banks and other out of the US software engineering organizations that delivered pretty good products. But Ada never gained the market share or critical mass that might have led to attractive commercial offerings of Ada development kits because the defense contractors opted out in favor of the status quo.

      Second, there is one big difference between Ada and java -- Ada is designed to be useful for hard realtime applications. The garbage collection in the JVM makes java unsuitable for applications that can't stand a little interruption of processing now and again.

      Third, Ada is designed for very high reliability and very long lifecycle projects. Stuff like programs to control defense hardware that is going to stay in use just about forever, be maintainable forever, and should never fail. For example, the B-52's appeared in the 1950's and will likely still be flying in the 2020's, and newer hardware may be expected to last just as long. These are very extraordinary requirements compared to what most software is supposed to do, and Ada is not too bad at addressing them. In this domain, that's not over-engineering. How is anyone supposed to maintain twenty or thirty years worth of Windows or java code when there is a new version of Windows or java every couple of years?

      Software that meets its requirements is an engineering success. Software that makes users want an improved version every 1-2 years is a commercial success. "COTS" (Commercial off-the-shelf) is the currently operative buzzword in the DoD.

    9. Re:Take us to your Code Monkeys by Alarion · · Score: 1

      yup, I am currently contracting out at the Naval Weapon Station in Yorktown, VA

      We develop ordnance systems for the Navy (you know, mundane things like tracking the inventory of tomahawk missiles, and the rest of the NAVY ammunitions inventory).

      We are preparing for a CMM 3+ certification here shortly.

      Yes, the Navy is standardizing on one OS, one set of office software, etc. The "standards organization" is acronymed NMCI (can't recall what the hell it stands for right now)

      Current systems that we are working on sure as hell don't use 20 year old databases and dev tools (or I would have quit long ago). We are using Oracle 8i/9i, OAS 9i and Oracle Portal. Application development is currently in Oracle Developer, and moving towards JSP.

      I don't think I can really go into much more detail, and not get in trouble :)

    10. Re:Take us to your Code Monkeys by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

      CMM 3 is a bitch. Have fun. I was on the Level 2 and Level 3 team at Langley.

      Document everything .

    11. Re:Take us to your Code Monkeys by Alarion · · Score: 1

      well, we have recently purchased Process Max 3 (will be moving to 4 i think soon), which "guarantees" us a CMM level 3 certification, if we follow the process laid out in PM. :)

      we're getting there, but you are right, from everything I have been reading about it, it really IS a bitch ;)

    12. Re:Take us to your Code Monkeys by Moses+Lawn · · Score: 1

      Now I didn't think Borland bought dBase until after (or just before) IV came out. As I recall, they bought it and announced with great fanfare that they were doing a Windows version of it, then proceeded to disappear it for the next few years.

      Or maybe that was still Ashton-Tate. I dunno. It was a long time ago.

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  21. Typewriters were a must! by los+furtive · · Score: 3, Insightful

    including, I kid you not, typewriters), and link it all together

    Once all the dot matrix printers were replaced with laser printers, a typewriter was the only thing that would work on carbon paper. Remember carbon paper?!!!!

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    1. Re:Typewriters were a must! by jandrese · · Score: 2

      Er, people still using WordStar probably still have a few spare Dot-matrix printers...

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    2. Re:Typewriters were a must! by afidel · · Score: 2

      Just print up multiple copies and sign each one! It's much easier to type the info in once on a computer and save the document then retype it each time you need that form/document. Signing a couple of copies is no big deal. The last two leases I signed all had four copies, one each for my wife and I, one for the local office and one for corp office.

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    3. Re:Typewriters were a must! by los+furtive · · Score: 2

      I agree 100%, but back in the day (less than 5 years ago) 80% of military forms still didn't have a digital equivalent (at least here in Canada). People would either do it on the fly using electronic typewriter (so if you made a mistake you didn't have to scrap the whole thing and start over...damn tha carbon paper) or have a script stored in the electronic typewriter. More advanced users would have a template in Word (or whatever) that would print info at the exact spacing of the form and simply feed the form through the printer. Towards the end of my tenure as a clerk you'd see people duplicating entire forms via Excel...some of them were quite elaborate. A lot of ingenuity (and my IT career!) was spawned from the dislike of carbon paper. But I bet you that even today most orderly rooms have at least one package of 8 1/2 x 14 carbon paper.

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  22. The probably don't want by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2

    this to happen again.

    1. Re:The probably don't want by SmoothOperator · · Score: 1
      From the article: ...The Yorktown lost control of its propulsion system because its computers were unable to divide by the number zero...


      some joker probably told them that using MS software will solve that particularly pesky problem...

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  23. What's wrong with using old technology ? by tmark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Exactly what is so laughable about using WordStar and typewriters ? A competent WordStar user (and in the day, Wordstar was THE word processor for power users) could almost certainly outdo the best Microsoft Word or free-software-Word-clone user in 95% of the everyday typing tasks that people need to do.

    And typewriters still DO have their place. A good typewriter is still the fastest way to fill out a form, or fill out a label to put on a file folder, or even, sometimes, whip out a quick letter.

    Ridiculing tried-and-proven technology is about as arrogant as ridiculing conventional mail.

    1. Re:What's wrong with using old technology ? by seann · · Score: 1

      bullshit
      the amount of spelling errors i make in a single paragraph would destroy my whiteout key in a matter of seconds.

      don't forget erasing the flow of thought

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    2. Re:What's wrong with using old technology ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So try not typing so fucking fast. You don't have to break the speed of sound or create a dust vortex on your keyboard. Just slow the hell down a *bit* and amazingly enough you'll end up with fewer errors.

      Shitting out your entire flow of thought in everything you type is not always the best thing to do. Mental diarrhea is not always desirable.

      Try listening to the signal instead of the noise.

    3. Re:What's wrong with using old technology ? by Jumperalex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually using a typewriter is not the fastest way to fill out a form. At least not in the Air Force. First you would have to get the form in hardcopy, good luck, then you would have to type it using either carbon paper or multiple copies.

      Now of course the Navy has those forms easily available so my second point is the key one. As much as it SUCKS, Form Flow is still way faster for most forms I fill out (leave, travel request, and travel vouchers). Many forms are multipart forms and anything that is common (name, rank SSN, date, etc) is auto-populated.

      But we now have a newer better system that 1) my office was responsible for testing and 2) has just been deployed. Form files are still being created but it is eons beyond form flow and makes a type writer look like ... well I don't know what it looks like but it ain't easy that is for sure :)

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    4. Re:What's wrong with using old technology ? by efflux · · Score: 1

      A typewriter is easier to fill out one label, yes.

      Now fill out 10,000.

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    5. Re:What's wrong with using old technology ? by PhxBlue · · Score: 2

      I'll tell you one thing that's wrong with WordStar and typewriters: performance reports.

      I'm actually in the Air Force, but I suspect all the branches have a similar dilemma. Performance reports have to be written every year for almost every uniformed member of the US armed forces. The formula for writing these is arcane and ambiguous - and it's a very regular occurrence to have to make over a dozen corrections to a single performance report. Now, consider that your average O2 (1st Lieutenant / Lieutenant J.G.) may directly oversee as many as a dozen enlisted members, and will have to review the performance reports for every servicemember under them. As you can see, officers really do work for a living!

      Now, WordStar is at least a word processor - though, never having worked with it, I don't know if it would be up to the task of properly formatting a performance report to fit on the form page. Does WordStar even allow forms? If not, go straight to the typewriter, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

      Six billion dollars is a lot of money. But we pay our armed forces to kill people, not to file paperwork - and if the Navy is still using twenty-year-old solutions for filling out performance reports, I guarantee they've already spent more than six billion dollars in those twenty years to do so.

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    6. Re:What's wrong with using old technology ? by Raven1 · · Score: 1

      I hear these good things about formflow, but since formflow I have not gotten the damn leave form filled out properly. Ever. Eventually my commander gives up and lets me go on leave. The most recent time, after I had printed an insane number of slightly different versions, I gave up when I had the wrong sub-revision of the form.

  24. Speaking of Navy computer systems.... by PhysicsScholar · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My research team used several different mathematical code libraries and merged them into a custom Blender-3D build that a few grad students just created here at our laboratory.

    With the power of math and a nice piece of 3D software, we're able to model the effects of airflow on Air Force and Navy aircraft (we just received $10,000 in grant money for this experiment).

    Using a computer model of an F-14 flying at a high angle of attack, we can see how airflow coming off the front of the aircraft hits the tail, and interactively change the direction of the airflow with a few clicks in Blender.

    So far, everything is going better than planned. The best part is that without Open-Source and Free-Software, this would absolutely, positiviely not been possible.

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    1. Re:Speaking of Navy computer systems.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Unfortunately, you will not be able to do this when NMCI comes in. All applications running on the machine MUST be approved for NMCI. (Just FYI, as far as I know Visual C++ .NET has not been approved.) I develop flight simulation software for the Navy, and have been told that developers are supposed to get "special" computers that allows us to develop software, but as of right now they have not idea how that is to be implemented!! I am scheduled to get my NMCI computer tomorrow (I don't think I will because NMCI thinks I sit in a different building than I do...) and as of right now they have to let me keep my previous computer on my desk so I can do my job. So this lowly software developer suddenly looks important with two computers on his desk.

      Why does it cost so much? Because EDS charges the Navy over 3000 PER YEAR for a DELL you can buy for less than 1500 online... and they charge the government each time you want to move the computer.

      Additionally, users have no rights on the computer. None. You cannot install software. You can't even change the SCREENSAVER....

      This is just a sampling of what NMCI gives you... Thank you for letting me get this off of my chest. Forgive me for posting as a anonymous coward, but it is my job on the line...

    2. Re:Speaking of Navy computer systems.... by Bangback · · Score: 1

      Visual C++.NET was specifically disapproved. No development software of any type is allowed under NMCI. Programmers can either use a second computer or a dual boot computer (with the "programming" boot unnetworked). Lots of homebrew LANs popping up all over :)

  25. I'll tell you where to go..... by mdechene · · Score: 2, Funny

    Much of the pain is borne by desk personnel who have to use the new system. "From an employee standpoint it has had a demoralizing effect because it's making the job more difficult," said Ken Polk, the Marine Corps representative to the Federal Managers Association He continued, "The new systems actually have the audacity to tell us where we want to go today, and how to get there. Thats the sort of decision we try to make for other people. Geez."

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  26. 95% of computer users... by raindog151 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    95% of computer users would be just as productive with a typewriter and a subscription to [fill in the blank] pr0n magazines.

    don't be knocking wordstar or typewriters when they get the job done usually just as well.

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    1. Re:95% of computer users... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      don't be knocking wordstar or typewriters when they get the job done usually just as well.

      Whenever I had to use typewriters for reports (way back then), the white-out weight was greater than the paper's. If it was not for my dad's Kaypro (CPM) I would have gone crackers.

      The main reason I eventually ditched Wordstar was the highlighting spelling feature. The highlights did it. Plus, resumes looked better in variable-pitched fonts, which is harder in Wordstar.

  27. A good reason for typewriters: by bravehamster · · Score: 5, Funny
    There is a good reason to keep the typewriters around: filling out security clearance forms. You can't do these things on the computer (at least not the last time I did it). And filling them out by hand causes severe cramps in the thumb area by the 15th page.



    Besides, typewriters just *sound* cool. And they make you look very busy with very little effort. Stupit soft-touch keyboard, I bite my thumb at thee!

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    1. Re:A good reason for typewriters: by GMontag · · Score: 2

      Well, that has been upgraded at least for Defense Contractors and the Army.

      My last renewal was done through some clearance form program (I have it somewhere). My son, applying for a higher clearance than I, used the same thing.

      But I do remember the days, not that long ago, where new employees were handed a book, essentually, to fill out and send.

    2. Re:A good reason for typewriters: by spook+brat · · Score: 1

      What do you mean you can't fill out clearance request forms on computer? The last time I filled out a security clearance application (I had my 5-year renewal last year) it was on the computer. When I first applied for my clearance ('96) someone entered my application into a computer for error checking and transmission to the Powers That Be(TM). When was your last renewal?

      I'll admit that I wrote out my first application by hand for a trained monkey to fat-finger in. I'm glad that these days they trust me to load the software on my home computer and email the encrypted output to the trained monkey - that way he only has to verify that the application had no errors before sending it Higher(TM).

      Face it, the government is full of lazy people who want to get paid for having an important job - any amount of work that trained monkey can shift off to me the better, in his opinion.

      Hmm... that came off sounding more bitter than I meant it to. My apologies to anyone at Higher(TM) that I've offended. :)

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    3. Re:A good reason for typewriters: by alizard · · Score: 2
      Assuming your security clearance form is in PDF format, use GSView (Ghostscript interface) to turn it into a vector format compatible with your favorite vector draw program. Find type size compatible with form. Type form entries somewhere around the form blanks. Grab entries and shove in with mouse.

      Print or use the method that works with Ghostview to put out a PDF doc... Note that I said nothing about using Adobe Acrobat or Adobe Acrobat Distiller. But the clearance form should have been html or XML for direct output of user form entries in electronic form to begin with.

    4. Re:A good reason for typewriters: by Unanimous+Howard · · Score: 0

      My last clearence upgrade was almottwo years ago. The program was basically anelectronic form that checked for blank fields had a Windows 3.1 style interface.

    5. Re:A good reason for typewriters: by bizitch · · Score: 1

      Sure they're cool ... but can you make a beowolf cluster with them?

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    6. Re:A good reason for typewriters: by Jumperalex · · Score: 1

      Same for the Air force. In fact as a former security manager I can tell you that ALL branches of government going for a security clearance use the electronic version of the SF86 and you would have a hard time proving to someone that you have to do it hardcopy. It is a dos based program even so that it works on many legacy OS's. That would make sense hearing what I am about the Navy :)

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    7. Re:A good reason for typewriters: by hazem · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the Navy, but the Army does many (if not all) of its investigations through the Defense Invesitigative Service. They have moved away from Paper SF-86's and uses a nifty piece of software called EPSQ.

      The person seeking a clearance uses the software to complete the form. It has all kinds of checks to help make sure you are doing it correctly. Once your responses are "validated", you can generate a file that can either be put on floppy and handed to your security officer, or you can e-mail it.

      The great thing is that you can keep your data, and when you need to do a periodic update, you only have to add what has changed.

      For the user, it's utterly brilliant because you don't have to retype the forms.

      For the security officer it's even better because you don't have to key in data on the forms, and you have a decent assurance that the form was filled out somewhat correctly.

      Check out: http://www.dss.mil/epsq/index.htm

    8. Re:A good reason for typewriters: by Mandi+Walls · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Man, I wish wine would run that program.

      Sadly, it infinite loops, as of last week's build (my form was due friday...). It's also so advanced that it can't translate between two different forms, even though most of the information is the same.

      Hello bootlegged copy of win95B. sick, sick, sick.

      Weirdly enough, it creates a zip file, that when you unzip it, has a bunch of applescript files in addition to the info. Livin on the edge!

      --mandi

    9. Re:A good reason for typewriters: by hazem · · Score: 1

      I suppose you could always contact their "customer support" at:
      http://www.dss.mil/epsq/page99.htm, and suggest that they test their stuff under Wine.

      Let them know what happened and ask them to consider testing the program under Wine.

    10. Re:A good reason for typewriters: by Alarion · · Score: 1

      while it beats filling out paper forms any day, this program is still a major pain in the ass.

      the win3.1 form controls they use is annoying too :o

    11. Re:A good reason for typewriters: by charlie763 · · Score: 1

      I am an intelligence analyst for the New Jersey Army National Guard. I use the EPSQ software to complete and submit each SF-86. You can check out the web site or go directly to the download page and check it out.

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    12. Re:A good reason for typewriters: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EPSQ is great. It reminds me why I liked Windows 3.1 so much...

  28. WordStar == pain by Dr.+Dew · · Score: 5, Funny

    I still vividly recall being a high school student working on the family's first IBM PC (no hard drive, just two hard-working, 360K, full-height, black-faced, metal floppy drives). It was a History paper, and I was done. I went to save it...no dice. Out of space on my data diskette.

    I substituted another diskette, and I think that's the precise moment I became an IT person. Because that's when I realized that a WordStar "Document" (as opposed to "Non-document," which IIRC was ASCII) file is opened when you create the document, not when you save it. So there was a little stub file on my (otherwise full) diskette that WordStar expected to see.

    Could I print the paper? No, not without saving it first. Could I copy the contents into a buffer, exit the document and paste them somewhere? Please.

    So I wrote that $$#@$%%$@ paper twice. And whenever I pull a boneheaded stunt by not thinking something through, I get a little taste of that sweet WordStar pain, and I can't say I'm sorry they're gone.

    (On the other hand, given my very brief experience as an ROTC midshipman, I'm surprised that they're not still relying on punch cards for everything but Aegis.)

    1. Re:WordStar == pain by unicron · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      For future reference, == tests a relationship, = assigns a value.

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    2. Re:WordStar == pain by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 0

      Ellen? Is that you?

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    3. Re:WordStar == pain by Mononoke · · Score: 1
      So I wrote that $$#@$%%$@ paper twice.
      You forgot to mention the computer going Beep Beep Beep Beepity Beep at you.

      Looks like the drugs must have worn off.

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    4. Re:WordStar == pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So (WordStar == Pain) evaluates to true, which is I believe, what the poster wanted to say

    5. Re:WordStar == pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he had it right.

      (WordStar == pain)

      Evaluates to "true" in his instance.

      (WordStar = pain) would imply that WordStar actually means pain; which I suppose could be true also.. Feh.

    6. Re:WordStar == pain by Mupp252 · · Score: 1

      I don't think Fark and /. mix there too well.

      It's a TRAP!!

    7. Re:WordStar == pain by sbeitzel · · Score: 1

      Except for when = tests for equality and := assigns a value. (Pascal)

      Or when thing.equals(otherthing) tests for equality and new thing(otherthing) assigns a value.

      Or...

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    8. Re:WordStar == pain by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 5, Funny
      I recall in University, a guy (not me) spent all night writing code for a project due the next day. He stored it on a 360k floppy, and so he wouldn't forget it in the morning, promptly stuck it to his fridge with a magnet.

      He didn't realize what he did until the next morning, when he went to print his code.

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    9. Re:WordStar == pain by superyooser · · Score: 1
      Hey, we're talking about the Department of Defense here. The code should be in Ada.

      = tests a relationship, := assigns a value

    10. Re:WordStar == pain by danielobvt · · Score: 1

      (On the other hand, given my very brief experience as an ROTC midshipman, I'm surprised that they're not still relying on punch cards for everything but Aegis.)
      Obviously you have never seem some of the HW that sits on Aegis ships. Barely a few steps up from punchcards. Though the newer ones are quite a step up.

    11. Re:WordStar == pain by rasterboy · · Score: 1

      You must be Ellen Feiss's dad!

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    12. Re:WordStar == pain by Seapup · · Score: 1

      You're not too far off the mark. I'm a Navy tactical computer system specialist, and we still have the capability to load prgrams from PAPER tape. Although we've come into the 70's and do most of our work on 7 and 9 track mag tape. We even have 80 MB hard drives....with 24 inch platters. Those are the bomb. This is of course, for the tactical equipment, some of which was designed in the 50's and 60's, implemented in the 70's and 80's with appropriate ruggedization and shock testing. It works, and it works well for what it does. Ships last for a long time and the logistics support has to be there. That's why this old otherwise obsolete equipment costs so much. The company has to keep making parts for it. The new commercial of the shelf stuff is causing all its own sort of pain with 18 month obsolescence of key parts. It ends up cheaper to build a whole new system instead of repairing what we have. Sometimes, we can't even repair it because the parts are no longer manufactured. Wordstar...still got a computer that runs it. Can't convert that old stuff anymore.

  29. ...they'd all be tracked and sunk by edremy · · Score: 2

    Umm, perhaps there's a good reason why you might not want a lot of radio communication between land and a ship that's supposed to be hiding???

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  30. Mod-28 TTY? by kenl999 · · Score: 1

    Gee, I wonder if they're gonna get rid of the MOD-28 TTYs, they were still in service when I left in '88.

    1. Re:Mod-28 TTY? by Crocuta · · Score: 1

      >Gee, I wonder if they're gonna get rid of the MOD-28 TTYs, they were still in service when I left in '88.

      Well, they were still in service when I left in '94. My comm shack had six of them. I put together a demonstration showing how we could replace them with two 8088's running Procomm while retaining one teletype for use as a printer and backup unit. My idea was shot down because it didn't come down from on high. (Innovation by the little drone bees was strictly forbidden.)

      Even better than the 28's were the UYK-20 processors that we used as the heart of our communications system. Now that was a nice sturdy hunk of aluminum. Man I miss programming with punch tape and mag cassettes! (And that was in the early 90's!!)

      When I got out in 94, we had several 286's. That was impressive. The rest were 8088's.

    2. Re:Mod-28 TTY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll never get rid of all the Model 28 Teletypes - they're they only record communication systems the military have that will survive the EMP of a nuclear explosion.

      Those old beasts have an AC motor, an electromagnet on the typing unit, and a shielded signal generator on the keyboard, and that's *it*. Everything else is mechanical. It's good for 75 baud (5-bit Baudot code). Although there was another model that came out afterwards (can't remember the model number, but it used daisy-chained eccentric cams to drive the print box), that could run at 150 baud (8-bit ASCII).

  31. Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I've got a meeting to go to, so I'm writing this before I read the linked info...

    I know someone who's in the DoD... not very happy about the way this is getting implemented.

    Seems like EDS dropped the ball.... on a multibillion dollar project.

    My wallet hurts.

    1. Re:Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I worked for EDS on the NMCI (Navy/Marine Corp Intranet). It really is going to use Windoz 2000, and replace all the legacy hardware and apps with Dells (mostly laptops).

      EDS has lots of people who are breakin their backs and hearts tryin to make this all work. The whole system is so buggy (and unsecure) that they still have problems getting both coasts to talk to each other without the system dying. (NMCI is for all the US land bases only).

      As for Microsoft, their tech support presence on the teams is huge. Even they can't get it all to work, and EDS has yet to meet a single deadline.

      The running joke around there was that when the whole thing is finally finished, there will be one tech support person hired for every military person with a computer . . .

      The other place that I am familiar with is China Lake NAWS. It is a holdout full of about 10,000 Mac oriented Scientific personnel, who have yet to yeild up their Macs for the new Windows boxes.

      You would think that somewhere along the line, the Navy would get a clue that what they are buying will not work, and will never be secure, no matter how many talented and resourceful people they throw at this god-forsaken project!

      Anonymous Coward by choice!

  32. Wordstar still won't die... by jaredcoleman · · Score: 1

    "Hundreds of old applications can't be moved to the new system, meaning that hundreds of workers still have two computers on their desks." Interesting. After all this, they still won't be rid of the old systems! I hope my state Department of Transportation adopts this method of highway management. "Instead of actually evaluating your needs beforehand, we have decided to spend billions on new highways, then we'll see if they actually take you where you want to go."

  33. Typewriters by nevyan · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I actually just enlisted in the Navy in July and they use the typewriters to input your contract information for term of service.

    The CPO that filed out my contract said it was some Navy regulation that the actual agreements and amendments to the contract be typed not printed out and that their be a number of carbon copies.

    So now I wonder if they have done away with that reg...

    1. Re:Typewriters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      using typewriters fast and effectively is a real pleasure...

  34. Re:Are they seriously gonna use Win2k as the stand by Kasommer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yes... they are using Win2k as the standard.

    Dell, M$, and EDS are the partners.

    I find the interesting bit that Win2K is the standard and the rollout is supposed to take upwards of 3 years. WinXp is not authorized at all yet Win2K is not supposed to be available after what? Spring 2003?

    Interesting times ahead

  35. I wish we had somebody on the inside... by lightspawn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So we could use open source software where appropriate, saving the taxpayer a couple of billion dollars (sooner or later it adds up to real money, and all that).

    A shame no slashdot readers are fit enough to join the navy.

    But seriously... if the costs can be lowered by using OSS, can we influence the choices made before it's too late?

    1. Re:I wish we had somebody on the inside... by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A shame no slashdot readers are fit enough to join the navy

      What the heck are you talking about! In fact, I would venture a guess a significant number of slashdot readers work in one way or another for the Navy - I am one.

      Were I work we fear the NMCI contact mentioned in the article. Primarily because it shoves MS solutions down our throats and takes away our ability to choose the best approach to an application. In the project I work for we are in the process of replacing older Solaris/Sun based machines for Linux/Intel workstations. We recently selected Linux to run Matlab to process data instead of the Windows machines suggested by a contractor. We use use Perl extensively to prep, Q/A and archive data.
      Finally we use Perl/Apache/Linux to operate several intranets and internets installations.

      Unfortunately, the article paints a real false and negative picture of the use of technology in the Navy. It is sensationalism crap.

    2. Re:I wish we had somebody on the inside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting AC because I'm on the inside.

      But seriously... if the costs can be lowered by using OSS, can we influence the choices made before it's too late?

      FYI, IIS is a big no-no in NMCI, so apache is used instead. (I gotta admit, it just feels /wrong/ when I install apache on a win-box.) There's a lot of OSS being used here and pretty much every tech has an extra workstation that runs Linux.

    3. Re:I wish we had somebody on the inside... by DesScorp · · Score: 1

      I get the impression a LOT of /. regs are vets. I'm a Navy vet myself, calling Big E home for years. Salut to everyone who knows what a WestPac is, get's the scuttlebut, and (for your older guys) hears the "smoking lamp is on" call over the 1-MC.

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    4. Re:I wish we had somebody on the inside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were I work we fear the NMCI contact mentioned in the article. Primarily because it shoves MS solutions down our throats and takes away our ability to choose the best approach to an application.

      You are allowed to keep your legacy machines and keep your systems hooked up through the legacy network.

      Everyone *IS* getting an NMCI machine, but as I said, you can keep your old legacy equipment if you choose to. You just CAN NOT hook it up to the NMCI network.

      BTW - I am a person you fear 8)

    5. Re:I wish we had somebody on the inside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i am a subcontractor in this project and i can guarantee you that open source is being used wherever possible. (the admins of slashdot can see my ip and my browser type, they will know)

    6. Re:I wish we had somebody on the inside... by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2

      I do not usually respond to a AC but this ticks me off...

      The problem is everything is network enabled these days. We have data acquisition hardware, remote monitoring camera's, telephones, even HVAC system, etc. hooked to the network. If we cannot hook up said device to the network then most stations will build and maintain 2 seperate networks.

    7. Re:I wish we had somebody on the inside... by danielobvt · · Score: 1

      Not mine. We will have "NMCI in a box", with all the HW and software controlled by our local non-NMCI people. We are R&D and just dont fit into their puzzle.

    8. Re:I wish we had somebody on the inside... by wademoore · · Score: 1

      Well, this could get real interesting for me.. Let me explain... I just got hired by NMCI two weeks ago and my first day is this coming Monday. I see now that I could be dealing with huge backlash from irritated people, when all I'm doing is trying to make a living like everyone else! We'll see. I'm actually going to be part of the Help Desk at the Naval Base in Norfolk, VA. I have 4-6 weeks of "training" first. We'll see how that goes, I don't know what that involve since I've been doing help desk for 5 years already. But I digress... I'm interested to see what it looks like from the inside, especially after reading all of this. Some of the complaints I see seem quite a bit silly from having worked in a large user environment already, but some have some good basis.

  36. Typewriters hackproof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guarantee you that typewriters are 100% hackproof. Unless you count that backwards ribbon-reading thing. Even then the gummint has strict rules regarding disposal of typewriter ribbons.

  37. Converting Technology Adventures by Alien54 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This ought to be interesting.

    Based on anonymous sources I know who are currently working at AMSA, this could be hell. AMSA is currently a test bed for microsoft development, and they are involved in "upgrading" their system, eventually replacing a 4 or 5 person department running their tracking software on PIC on Unix or something like that, with a windows based system with several hundred employees. Given the morale there (see the link for esplanation), it is not hard to get some gossip

    Part of the problem is that with PIC, they can get real time information, not possible currently under MS. And some of the functionality does not translate well when you migrate out of a multidimensional software enviroment.

    If I recall correctly, PIC was first devolped by/for the government to provide a multitasking environment with natural language queries on machines as small and slow as an IBM XT. It was and is from the start a combination OS/Database. Which MS is only now starting to explore.

    I imagine that there any number of these systems out there in the navy enviroment, among others.

    Typically this is a case where the MS solution is in fact an inferior technology.

    BTW, PIC was part of the technology acquired by IBM when IBM purchased Informix.

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    1. Re:Converting Technology Adventures by bigstupid · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe that you are referring to "PICK" as in Dick Pick, the guy who came up with the thing. The comany is now Raining Data (http://www.rainingdata.com).

      In the implementation that we use, the Pick DB runs as a virtual machine on top of AIX. I believe they dropped the OS side of Pick some time ago.

      There is a version that will run on Linux as well.

  38. 100,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Where, or how rather, do you come up with a number like 100,000 when you are talking about applications? That number seems impossibly high to me, no matter how long they have been using their network. Can anyone here even imagine 10,000 apps? On the other hand, how much of that 6.9Billion could be elimanated by using Linux on the desktops and servers?

    1. Re:100,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, using Linux would certainly decrease the number of applications in use...

      SINCE THERE HARDLY ARE ANY!!!

      Yes, it WAS a joke...

    2. Re:100,000 by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

      Sure. Some are subs of others, but can standalone as well. There are MANY, MANY office and desktop apps. For instance, the office that hands out the base access stickers you put on your windshield probably uses 10 different app in their daily routine. Now multiply that by 50-100 different offices in the personnel building. There would be a lot of overlap, but it adds up rather quickly.

      Now add in actual ship related stuff. 100,000 is not unreasonable.

      how much of that 6.9Billion could be elimanated by using Linux on the desktops and servers?

      How much of that 'saved' 6.9B would be sucked up in retraining, rewrite,etc? Add at least 2-3 years to the project.

    3. Re:100,000 by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Where, or how rather, do you come up with a number like 100,000 when you are talking about applications? That number seems impossibly high to me, no matter how long they have been using their network. Can anyone here even imagine 10,000 apps? On the other hand, how much of that 6.9Billion could be elimanated by using Linux on the desktops and servers?

      With RedHat 8, I think you can cut down that number of apps down to, at most, maybe 73,000, out-of-the-box.

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    4. Re:100,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I saw, the 100,000 is a conservative estimate. We'd be installing a computer and the user would say, "Does it have RT34234d installed?". It would turn out that RT34244d would be some Access database sitting on a shared directory on someone elses legacy computer (i.e. not a NMCI computer and therefor scheduled for termination) that a contractor wrote five years ago and is now a vital tool for the ten non-technical people sitting in the office.

  39. Open source? by Jim+Norton · · Score: 2

    I'm surprised nobody has said it yet... (or at least, I couldn't find anyone that could... there are probably a bunch below my current threshold which will make this post look idiotic, but I digress...) but an open source solution to this problem would be relevant here, especially considering they are using older file formats anyway and Office compatibility isn't a must right now. Go open source!

    Of course, they won't do it. Bush LOOOOVES his widdle baby Bill so it's probably M$ for everyone! But it would be nice...

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    1. Re:Open source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love typical knee-jerk liberal reactions!!! What sheep.

      Read the article. The contract is with EDS, but I'm sure you can come up with a Ross Perot zinger there huh? I'm sure you think that the president personally signs off on military projects such as these, so I won't get involved in a battle of wits with somebody who is apparently ill-equipped to fight.

    2. Re:Open source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I'm sure you think that the president personally signs off on military projects such as these, so I won't get involved in a battle of wits with somebody who is apparently ill-equipped to fight.

      Actually, W does get involved. He was in on the battle between MS and the NSA's use of Linux. W absolutly gets involved.
      And just out of curiosity, what makes you think that you are so bright? Are you a physics, math, or engineering background? Not likely, judging by how you respond.

  40. money == in house project by winse · · Score: 1

    that kind of money should be spent rolling their own...I'd love to see a US NAVY distro of BSD. They should have a fuller central IT department for support, development, patches and upgrades that is tightly focused on NAVY only needs...I think this project could be SUBSTANTIALLLY cheaper if they would just do it themselves....They could probably even do their own hardware
    Maybe this exists and I'm uninformed but I doubt it.

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    1. Re:money == in house project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but the last time the government did an in-house system like that, the dumbass programmer used his kids name as a backdoor password. Some snot-nosed kid dialled in and guessed the password while trying to change the hot chicks grades. We almost went to a full-blown nuclear (no, not nuculer) war because of that! I think they even made a documentary about it or something.

      Wow, that might be the rationale they're actually using!!! "Well, I remember in WarGames when....."

  41. Vaguely remember WordStar by krygny · · Score: 1

    I wonder, on what platform they run it. A typewriter?

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  42. It's more difficult than they make it out to be by marian · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've had the experience of working in several government agencies that were in the midst of this type of situation. Fortunately, they were much smaller installations. What the article doesn't talk about is the barrier to each individual unit/cost center to purchasing common hardware and software. It is next to impossible for a US Government agency to buy the latest and greatest of anything because of how purchasing works.

    In order to buy *anything* you must first go to the GSA (General Services Administration). They send you copies of their current vendor contracts. GSA contracts are put together either yearly or every year and a half. This means that if you aren't ordering at the very beginning of the contract cycle you are getting older models of equipement or software, for higher prices. The contracts are not modified to reflect current market prices or models. If you catch the cycle at the end, you'll be buying 1 to 1 1/2 year old computers/software for 1 1/2 year old prices. A win for the vendor and a big lose for the agency buying stuff.

    But wait, there's more. Now that you've ordered through the GSA contract, you have to receive your goods. This takes a very long time. The terms for payment from the US Government is not what you would call favorable to the vendor. The stuff you've bought has to get sent to the GSA, then the GSA has to send it to you. Has anyone ever heard of efficiency in a government agency? I didn't think so.

    So what if you don't want to go through the GSA? Well, then you have to write up an RFQ (request for quotation) and publish it so that vendors can submit bids. Not a short or easy process. You then must take the lowest bid that will meet your requirements and start doing the contract thing. Once the contract is in place the vendor can start work. Some government agencies have interesting contract regulations. For example, one that I worked for had an unpublished rule that a vendor could increase the price of goods/services by up to 10% without the contract having to be re-bid. Take that to its logical conclusion.

    It's always more difficult when it involves the government.

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    1. Re:It's more difficult than they make it out to be by zrodney · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Now that you've ordered through the GSA contract, you have to receive your goods. This takes a very long time. The terms for payment from the US Government is not what you would call favorable to the vendor. The stuff you've bought has to get sent to the GSA, then the GSA has to send it to you. Has anyone ever heard of efficiency in a government agency?

      This is true.. When I was a contractor working at NASA Ames, I helped purchase some
      pretty large computer equipment which took about six months of meetings and such
      and really seemed pretty long and pointless.

      But the really pointless part was that this gear was finally shipped to us, but
      sat in the shipping building on the base for several months because
      it was lost in there among all the other stuff that was bought a year ago.

      Some of that stuff never makes it out of the building because the project
      it was purchased for has been cancelled or the staff working on it are no longer
      available, etc. There are no doubt dozens of these shipping wherehouses with
      orphaned obsolete computer gear all over the country.

      But, when you work for the government theres really no incentive
      to rock the boat or streamline anything. It's like working for
      the post office.

    2. Re:It's more difficult than they make it out to be by alen · · Score: 2

      Not true in Dept of the Army. We had IDIQ contracts that were updated monthly sometimes. With all the paperwork took about 2-3 weeks to get a PC in Italy, and 6 weeks during the beginning of the FY.

      US Army Corps Of Engineers we had a contract with Dell. We'd call the rep, get a quote faxed to us and then order it. Same thing took 3 weeks or so.

      Not as fast as private industry, but not as bad as you say.

    3. Re:It's more difficult than they make it out to be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why our government sucks ass. A bunch of inefficient baboons. Next time you see a gov. worker kick them in their balls/tits. Then tell them how worthless they are. Then tell them, 'Dude, you should've got a dell.'

    4. Re:It's more difficult than they make it out to be by nyseal · · Score: 1

      How do I get access to bid on some of this 'excess equipment'? please email me at nyseal2excite.com if you have an idea; I'd be VERY interested.

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    5. Re:It's more difficult than they make it out to be by nyseal · · Score: 1

      I meant nyseal@excite.com sorry

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    6. Re:It's more difficult than they make it out to be by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2

      You obviously didn't have a clue about purchasing, or didn't have a manager or purchasing person who did.

      You don't buy things through GSA. GSA holds the contracts for whatever you are going to buy. If you call staples and order the pen, the price is based upon whatever price was agreed to in the GSA contract. It is ordred by your agency and shipped to your agency.

      If you buy off contract, there are still ways around the formal bidding process. You can get a mini-bid for purchases up to around $20,000 by getting quotes from a couple of vendors. You may be confusing budget issues with the agencies accounting office with the ordering process.

      I recently contracted on a project that had specific monies allocated to it in the agencies budget (and fast-tracked for release) I ordered about $750,000 of servers from IBM and a newly released ESS and received the whole kit in about 2.5 weeks (the build time for the hardware)

      Government pays slow, because they can. I once heard an agency accounting dork joke about how their average Net-30 invoice is paid in 150 days. The vendors cannot afford to lose gov't business, so they put up with it.

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  43. behind the times by JewFish · · Score: 2, Insightful

    computer games like Doom and music-swapping Napster software. Well considering that the later doesnt even exist anymore, and that you cant even jump in the former its obvious the navy is even further behind than we thought.

  44. That's actually why... by wiredog · · Score: 2

    my father has a typewriter by his desk at his home office. So he can type up the waybills for FedEx, UPS, etc.

    1. Re:That's actually why... by Mononoke · · Score: 1
      So he can type up the waybills for FedEx, UPS, etc.
      I don't know about FedEx, but UPS has eliminated my needs for typewriters, labels, and waybills with their online shipping.

      I wouldn't be suprised if FedEx has done the same thing.

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    2. Re:That's actually why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Um... yeah...
      Maybe try going to www.fedex.com ?

  45. Obvious: to give M$ some money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Let's face it, if they want a unified system will they be going with UNIX or with Windows? I believe we are looking at a federal bonus of nearly 7 billion for Microsoft.

    1. Re:Obvious: to give M$ some money by 1155 · · Score: 1

      If you had read the story, you would have seen where they said windows 2000.

    2. Re:Obvious: to give M$ some money by nyseal · · Score: 1

      They are the military; who says they have to use either? As long as it works for them (which it seems to have been), then who is anyone here to dictate *nix or Windows? Hell, with their budget, they could outspend MS and overpower *nix in a heartbeat; all without taking a second deep breath. NOTE: Please don't start talking about servers or security; it's a mute point with the military. **please mod me down for being knaive.

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    3. Re:Obvious: to give M$ some money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I've actually worked on this project known as NMCI (Navy/Marine Corp Internet). It consists of $7B for leased Dell laptops running windows 2000 and ms-office. Some of the contractors and enlisted like it since they are getting new computers, but most of everyone else hates it since 99.9% of the one-off, custom applications that they need to do their jobs haven't made it through the approval process. What has ended up happening is more than half the people I saw kept their old computers hooked to a legacy network to run their old applications. So much for saving money, now two different contractors are in charge of two different networks and two different sets of computers.

      The rumor-mill ran wild on this project. If you believe the stories, EDS severely underbid the project and oversold their capabilities. They then subcontracted just about every aspect of the project (other than management and a few floor-level technical people) to Dell, WorldCom, and a dozen other contractors. I was working for a small contractor at the time that was at least three levels down in the contractor heirarchy. Each level takes their cut, of course, so the installers at the bottom level are making shit wages.

      The supply chain issues were awful as well. One group would be gathering user profiles, a second group would be installing software in a central location, a third group would set up the computer (assuming the user was available to get their computer installed). A user on vacation or a missed shippment of Dell computers or a network down or a mistaken user profile would send schedules spiraling down the drain. As various phases finished, EDS would be literally throwing computers on desks to meet their paper goals of X number of machines installed and hope to get them "fixed" before the next phase finished.

      It is very, very lucky for EDS that the tech bubble burst before they started ramping up this project because they would have had a hell of a hard time getting the number of bodies they need to work on this severely fuck-up project.

    4. Re:Obvious: to give M$ some money by Master+Bait · · Score: 2
      Not surprising to see why they need this multi-billion dollar upgrade. The problem is, this type of 'upgrade' for Microsoft corporate is becoming a perpetual nightmare. I'd laugh at their foolishness but I know that I'm helping to pay for it.

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    5. Re:Obvious: to give M$ some money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Federal government should not be able to buy Microsoft material. Microsoft is a convicted violator of anti-trust laws. Microsoft should be on the lists of barred vendors.

  46. Shock Horror!! by h0tblack · · Score: 2

    ...some even had CD burners.
    ..when sailors wanted to send e-mail attachments to a Navy base across the country they sometimes found that their counterparts couldn't open the Microsoft Word or Excel document.
    No doubt there were a few suspect .ppt files in there too.

    ..The new system was designed to change all that.
    Yey, they're going to be using OpenOffice!

    ..also cluttering the files were computer games like Doom and music-swapping Napster software.
    And this is a surprise? It's time that people woke up and realised that people are people, no matter where they work. And people like to play doom and listen to music :)
    It will certainly be interesting to see how this turns out, how over-budget it is, whether it actually improves efficiency (cus it sure isn't at the moment with the two-systems per person approach) and how many security holes pop-up during the transition.

  47. But unfortunately, its all MS software by Mastos · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm been involved in this "cleanup" for a year now and let me tell you it isn't pretty. While I think its a good idea, unfortunately, their goal is to migrate everything they can to Windows 2000/Office 2000 and get rid of shareware/freeware, therefore open source, products.

    Of course there are tons of HP-UX, Solaris, etc boxes that will stay, but those will be in a completely seperate network and not supported. Thankfully, as a Java developer, I can move all my development to a *nix box and keep all the open source software I use.

    Its all probably a good idea for the Navy, but I wish they didn't hold such a negative view of any software you didn't pay a crap load of money for.

    1. Re:But unfortunately, its all MS software by pmz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      ...their goal is to migrate everything they can to Windows 2000/Office 2000

      There goes the country... Imagine the entire US Navy imprisoned to Microsoft's products. What a crock. They would have been better off with pretty much any other option, but no, they had to sell out to Bill G. and his hit men.

    2. Re:But unfortunately, its all MS software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The problem with government agencies is that they either have so little money that they can't accomplish anything, or so much that they end up spending it in crazy ways. It's the product of a politicians who want to lower taxes on one hand but still shower money on the issue du jour. I can tell you first hand that a lot of the money being spent to procure IT for homeland security is wasted.

      Politicians act as if (1) things can happen without money and (2) there is no limit to how much faster something can get done if enough money is poured into it. In reality, things don't go much faster once you've reached the funding level where things are possible but hard, and at some point more resources actually slows things down. Seriously, anyone with any experience working with the government could predict that any IT project this big, especially with such broad goals, is bound to be a disaster.

      What makes things worse is that people's careers become entwined with these projects. I once was called to a meeting with an agency that spent two million dollars on what was essentially a web site with a small database attached. The state's internal IT people told me that they would have charged about $40,000 for the site, which seemed about right. We showed software that would have solved many of their problems for a few tens of thousands of dollars, but while they admitted the software was easier to use, they couldn't go with it because they'd already spent two million dollars.

    3. Re:But unfortunately, its all MS software by Mastos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To add to that, another major source of waste is duplication. One agency will spend 2 million for a given web app, another then spend 1 million for another just like it. When approached with the idea of merging, both think theirs is better and since both spent tons of money on it, the merging never happens. This is one major cause of the 100k some different software applications, many GOTS (government of the shelf), in use in the Navy today.

      I wrote a program to track all the software for a given command. About half way through, we found out that there were many other such GOTS web apps in other commands. I suggested why not just use theirs or at least share code, but neither happened. Just that project alone had to cost over a million.

  48. Remember the USS Yorktown? by r_j_prahad · · Score: 2

    When the whole Navy converts to W2K, who will be left to tow them into port when it crashes? Some jarheads in a rowboat?

    1. Re:Remember the USS Yorktown? by purplebear · · Score: 1

      Considering that the Marines, jarheads, are part of the Department of the Navy, no. I imagine it would have to be the Coast Guard. Those guys specialize in ocean rescue/recovery anyway.

    2. Re:Remember the USS Yorktown? by r_j_prahad · · Score: 2

      But, as any jarhead will tell you, the Marines don't get jack-shit from the squids until they've used it all up, it's infeasible to repair, and it has an auction value of zero.

  49. Re:Are they seriously gonna use Win2k as the stand by kraksmoka · · Score: 1
    hopefully it won't do this:

    http://mah.www4.50megs.com/jokes/wince.html

    anyhow, i've seen stuff about win2k being used in military gear in 2008. i'm sure m$ will make it available to the military when they want it. they'll pay for it, after all, M$ is about the $.

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  50. good for the environment by reitoei1971 · · Score: 1

    Just think of the fuel savings after they throw all those 30 pound typewriters overboard! Plus the typewriters will provide valuable marine habitats. Just hope the MS bloat doesnt sink the ship.

  51. Re:Are they seriously gonna use Win2k as the stand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, security through obfuscation and obscurity seemed to work for Novell for a long time, and still does today. The (in)famous 'itsme' from *some European country* did more to expose the insecurities and ease of breech-ability of the Novell OS than any other hack-meister that I can remember. One particularly memorable moment was when I used his hack to crack the console login. Kill the server, press *function key*, type in the magic key combo '6b', and PRESTO! unsecured, no password required login with full privelege. Although most of the hacks were for the console, there were some other vulnerabilities that required packet sniffing, traffic logging, and the like, but most of the traffic was unencripted, so anyone with a little rconsole logic/knowledge could get to the server.

    Just my 0.02

  52. As a former snipe... by jaymzter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can tell you that it's horrendous the way the navy treats IT. They are married to M$. Don't be fooled by any feelgood articles you might read, on the deckplate M$ is king. Granted, he's an old king since he's prolly only NT4! But when the navy looks for solutions, microsoft is the only place they look

    Keep in mind that it has been my experience that things move extremely slow in the military. That's why when my shop did happen to have a printer, it was dot matrix (year = 2000). There was one laser printer for the entire division ( a collection of shops ~100 ppl)

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    1. Re:As a former snipe... by Alarion · · Score: 1

      wow that's odd. Here where I am, just in my office (consitsts of about 7-10 cubicles) we have two laser printers.

      Next office over we have one laser and one color laser and one really nice HP color plotter

      Outside the offices we have a printer/copy machine

      I think we have a couple more scattered around too :)

    2. Re:As a former snipe... by jaymzter · · Score: 2

      Obviously, you're not a snipe :-)

      Snipe: A poor hapless soul locked in the bowels of the ship

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    3. Re:As a former snipe... by Alarion · · Score: 1

      =)
      Yeah, while I do develop systems for the navy, I will readily admit I am not 100% up on all the lingo.

      Hell, just all the acronyms I have to deal with on a daily basis gives me a headache

  53. Ghaaa!!! by JimFromJersey · · Score: 5, Funny

    As an ex-squid, let me assure you this is a bad idea. Why? If you lock a sailor in a room with a steel ball they will either lose it, eat it, break it, or fuck it. They don't need more expensive toys to break. To be honest the above only applies to OS's, Crypto-Weenies, oh yeah, and air-dales ... friggin brown shoes ...

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    1. Re:Ghaaa!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehehe... Hey, this is a problem?

      And watch how you talk about crypto weenies,
      you punk. I'll have to whip out some R-branch
      whoop ass....

    2. Re:Ghaaa!!! by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      You forgot:

      sub sailors
      the entire Mat Crank crew
      CBs
      deck apes
      BTs
      HTs
      MMs

      Drink it, fight it, or fuck it! You'll forget it by the morning! :)

  54. "Software too out dated" by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 2, Funny


    The article talks about how most of the software is too outdated to run on Windows 2000.... errr... isn't Windows 2000 out of date?

    Last I checked MS was dropping support for it.

    Only the military.

    1. Re:"Software too out dated" by afidel · · Score: 2

      Win2k Pro end of life is March 31, 2008 a little ways off yet! For more information please see here

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    2. Re:"Software too out dated" by Maskirovka · · Score: 4, Funny
      The article talks about how most of the software is too outdated to run on Windows 2000.... errr... isn't Windows 2000 out of date?

      If they were using XP it might lock up in the middle of the ocean because it thinks they're pirates.

      Maskirovka

  55. for nuclear war simulation by theflea · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will WOPR be upgraded? What's the newest version?

    1. Re:for nuclear war simulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  56. Penguins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Penguins only live in the South Pole. The guy in the 30 y.o. Artic Circle shack was probably talking to polar bears. Actually, he probably just mutters to himself most of the time.

  57. FreeBSD all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope they make the right choice and select FreeBSD for their operating system.

    1. Re:FreeBSD all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, i just got hired for the project and will try my best.

  58. I remember using WordStar too by Capt+Dan · · Score: 2

    Really I do.

    Of course the memory comes from going to see a shrink to investigate my past lives.

    Lessee... there was the one where I used WordStar, the one as a Spanish Jew during the Inquisition, and the one where I was Lothar the Norseman, Conqueror of the Seas, Destroyer of Kings, Rescuer of Chambermaids.

    So it all just goes to show that:
    1) WordStar is old.
    2) It is true that Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
    3) The Norsemen were... wait. no. Lothar was a "game" my girlfriend thoguht up last week. Sorry. Got a little confused there.

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    1. Re:I remember using WordStar too by subnet_0 · · Score: 1

      Lothar was a character from SNL. "Lothar of the Hill People" Mike Meyers

  59. Not quite! by michajoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its not the Navy, its the Bush administration.

    And its not the USS Constitution, its the US Constitution.

    1. Re:Not quite! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really are clueless, arn't you! USS as in United States Ship! Ever hear of the war of 1812???

  60. "Standardise" = Microsoft monopoly? by Ubergrendle · · Score: 2

    Okay, I'm contributing to the random anti-MS FUD here, but I am seriously worried. Standardisation can provide lots of benefits, agreed. However, how many footholds does Microsoft have into the standards space right now. I can see the requirements..."We absolutely MUST have MS Office...and it only runs on Windows"...or "Outlook has the largest enterprise deployments as an e-mail infrastructure in the world, so we should start with that as a base".

    So by starting with something inocuous, it can really snowball. We've all been on projects where the MS rep directly sells his wares to the business, and then you're caught having to integrate the stuff. How hardcore do you think they, or their hardware shills (HP) will market this stuff?

    For an organisation as unwieldy as a government military institution, how much due diligence do you think will take place? How will total cost of ownership be factored in? What metrics for "secure" would actually exist?

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  61. Re:(+5, Insightful) by ddriver · · Score: 2, Funny

    How long did it take you to type that?

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  62. Navy sub by Hepkat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I considered joining the navy several months ago and I went on a tour of a nuclear trident sub out in GA. The systems aboard the ship were rediculously old, considering their purpose is to control enough nuclear payload to wipe out most of the life on this planet. The fire control room was probably 20x30ft filled w/ rows of equipment which had the combined processing power of, and I quote, "an atari 2600". I'm almost amazed that those things could calculate a firing solution in any reasonable amount of time...

    1. Re:Navy sub by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have you ever seen a blue screen on a 2600? Kind of puts the whole "wiping out most of the life on the planet" thing into perspective, doesn't it?

      Remember that neophilia isn't necessarily the first criterion when designing systems designed to do things which affect, as you so accurately pointed out, most of the lives on the planet - all while being depth charged.

    2. Re:Navy sub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only time that the calculation has to be on time is when you have enough other things on your mind but the calculation, like finding really fast running shoes to outrun the other nukes...
      But despite of that I've noticed that the most critical applications are running on the most legacy hardware you've could imagine, this is especialy true for mass-destruction warfare.
      Maybe we come to a point where mass-destrucion warfare itself is so legacy that we only keep it for historicaly reasons (they way we keep the russians). But then again just look at the JSF or the RAH Commanche, makes my techno hart tick a little faster.

    3. Re:Navy sub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but you'd think they'd be more interested in replacing some of their room sized equipment with smaller, more modern equivelents. Space is kinda limited in subs...

    4. Re:Navy sub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your too damn stupid to be a bubblehead. Targets for boomers are not very nimble, and neither are boomers. I could readily compute that solution using pencil and paper, not that time would be of much importance. We can empty out sherwood forest when we are damn good and ready to do so, there is no reason to rush.

    5. Re:Navy sub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that's the processing power of a Commodore^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HRear Admiral, Lower Half-64 computer.

    6. Re:Navy sub by NullProg · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as a "nuclear trident sub". I question the validity of your post. You may have visited a George Washington class (SSBN-xxx ) submarine, the last of which, was retired in 1984.

      Got Facts?

      Enjoy,

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    7. Re:Navy sub by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 0

      I think you're misinformed. He was likely on board an Ohio (726) class SSBN, which is indeed nuclear powered and capable of carrying nuclear missiles.

    8. Re:Navy sub by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 0

      The reason that this equipment is so old and outdated is because it's tested and works. I sleep much better at night knowing our nuclear arsenal isn't trusted to the likes of modern, highly complex, and un-debuggable operating systems.

    9. Re:Navy sub by Bangback · · Score: 1

      Any software/hardware used to control nuclear missiles has extraordinary levels of review and testing. If its not broken (and it was designed in the early 80s) don't fix it. It is extremely effective even if the screens are green and the racks are big. There's no point writing new software until there's a new generation of missiles that demands it (unlikely). Missile submarines are very low priority for whizbang systems in other areas due to their mission (be quiet and wait for World War III).

      Check out an attack submarine (mission: find and attack). They receive hardware refreshes after every deployment (2 years or so). ARCI, the new sonar system, uses hundreds of blade-mounted PowerPCs with a user interface rivalling any wall street trading system or other high-end Unix app. Hardware refresh every 2 years, software every year. We install Win2K, portals, RAID arrays, high speed at-sea internet links, etc. every month on fast attack subs since they're actively performing intelligence missions and shooting Tomahawks in the Persian Gulf and elsewhere.

  63. Don't knock WordStar by Nate+Eldredge · · Score: 1

    I used WordStar up until about 5 years ago. It worked fine. I know someone who use it to this day. Version 4, no less... later versions added color, thesauri, and all manner of such crap that he doesn't want. It's a perfectly good text editor.

    WordStar for Windows, however, was a piece of shit.

    ^K^X

  64. EDS Fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fraud here is that the Navy can't step up to the plate and deal with the current technology of data communications without a plethora of vendors to loot the treasury. What is needed is a Hyman Rickover for data comm. Unfortunately, the post-Clinton military is defined by it's lack of testicles, and preponderance of hymens. NMCI ranks right up there with y2k.

  65. Submarine connections by Andy+Social · · Score: 1

    Nope, still slow as snail spit. Might be because they're trying to hide. The intel comms system I'm testing next year refuses to talk directly to subs, so they have to condense messages, strip headers, and send the summaries to the subs. The other ships in the fleet get the full messages, and I think carriers are getting video chat or something by now. :-)

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  66. Replace them because... by rwalterk · · Score: 1

    The Navy's out-of-date computer systems have created a confusing and inefficient patchwork that has made it difficult to share electronic information.

    I think this is justification enough. For cryin' out loud, if there's one part of government that should be able to move information from one place to another quickly, it's the military. Maybe after this is over they can retire the carrier pigeon fleet.
    1. Re:Replace them because... by Master+Bait · · Score: 2

      They would have grown into a nice network if they had followed the lead of academics and standardized on BSD in the 80s, followed by any flavor of UNIX followed by Linux. Now they think they are going to make things better by buying licenses for Microsoft products?

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  67. Navy bumbling...FBI missing laptops found?!?!? by Havoc'ing · · Score: 1

    This is typical government love, Navy thought they new what they had had EDS bid, and now they have more ... maybe this is where all the FBI missing laptops went!?!?!

  68. Re:I don't get it (well, now you will) by benzapp · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The entire economy is a gigantic make work program. After all, the purpose of technology is to ELIMINATE work. Do you really think we need 280 million folks going to their daily jobs? No, but what would happen if 250 million people were unemployed... it would be chaos.

    It is overpopulation which necessitates the office make work program we have had for most of the twentieth century. 200 years ago, if people couldn't have an independent livelyhood they immigrated to someplace they could. From the Romans expanding north, to the Vikings colonizing Greenland, to the English in America... the excess population of one group moves elsewhere.

    The problem is, the entire world is populated. Hell, even the Faukland islands have 15,000 people living or something. Every nitch of land. We can't go into the wilderness, build a cottage and start farming. There is nowhere to go.

    So, a gigantic social system was created to keep people busy, to do something, ANYTHING other than rebel against their masters. The social order the governments seek to maintain is not true order, but power.

    First it was religion. Then it was government with compulsory education intended to model the perfect slave for the state, ready willing, and able to do as instructed. Both attempted to suppress our human nature in order to make us into more efficient batteries.

    The reason society is about to collapse is because there is nothing left... No one can control billions of people with nothing to do. Religion is over. No one believes in organized religion, and most don't believe in a god or gods. People realize education is bullshit. A college degree doesn't mean shit today. Now, its grad school. So, what happens when everyone struggles to go to grad school? Everyone needs to be a doctor of something? We are going to make people waste half their life learning to live the other half of their life?

    Soon, we will have machines capable of doing everything. We won't need humans to at all work for their own survival. Then what?

    That is the basic question. What do we do now that the necessities of life are no longer a tremendous expense?

    This is the philosophy for the future that is not yet available. We need to teach people to live in context of their humanity, even though the basics of survival are no longer scarce. I don't have the answer, but it is a question that will require an answer in the next 100 years.

    Otherwise, we will all be destroyed, or end up in a matrix-like fantasy world.

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  69. NMCI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I am an network administrator who's base is about to be "upgraded" to NMCI. This program is an absolute nightmare! The base they started converting as a test platform in CA is still non-function and it's been at least 18 months since they started.
    The number one problem with this system is that the Admral who wrote the contract with EDS didn't know a damm thing about computers or the software that the fleet is using and the primary contractor (EDS) has never delt with the military. You wouldn't beleive the amount of problems we have with they way they want to run the network, it will not support our command mission or requirements.
    also, I don't think they've realized that Win2K will not scale to the size they have in mind! Where I to have any say in this we would be running all (where possible anyway) open source software and dumping the billions in M$ costs into more and better infrastructure and training. But who listens to me anyway. It all seems like a huge waste to me.

    1. Re:NMCI by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      "the primary contractor (EDS) has never delt with the military"

      Bullshit. Bulllshit bullshit bullshit.
      You uninformed fucking idiot.

      Now that I've managed to get that out of my system...my father worked at the USMC's Tactical Warfare Simulation center in North Carolina for six years (1978 to 1984) as an EDS employee.
      He helped with requirements and negotiations for many billion-dollar military contracts, including SPAR. EDS and the US military have a long history.

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  70. I am sure that... by suman28 · · Score: 1

    I am sure that not all of the navy is using such OLD technology, no matter how reliable it is. I am for the dept that helps invent new technologies and gadgets everyday, I can't all be so outdated.

  71. My view of a piece of Navy IT by Andy+Social · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I only see a small piece of the Navy's IT structure, primarily the systems that deal with intelligence collection and dissemination. The current development system runs on Solaris 2.8, and they allow clients running Windows to connect, but the developers don't like it. Current military developers (I work with Joint, Navy and AF) seem to have a great love of using Java for the interface controls. This allows any properly-configured client on a network to access the server, and then the geeks can keep their servers MS-free. The military intell community knows very well how completely worthless Windows is for mission-critical functions. Unfortunately, the rest of the military sometimes forgets. Wasn't a cruiser knocked out by a BSOD last year?

    The development and deployment cycle for Naval systems is on an entirely different time scale than the norm, even in the military. Navy systems get upgraded when a ship comes into port, if there is time and resources available at that portcall. Considering the current operations tempo (optempo for the buzzword-impressed), about 1 or 2 intell ships get upgraded per year. They won't tell me how many total ships there are, but I know it's more than a dozen. So, just the installations will take 10 years, if nothing goes wrong and there's no major war.

    If there's a war, nobody gets upgrades if they're needed in the theater, or as immediate backup to the fleet in the theater. Makes time schedules rather flexible.

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  72. Bo ha ha ha ha by codepunk · · Score: 2

    Hey I resemble that statement, 10 years in the Navy as a OS and yes noting is safe....ROTFGLMAO

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  73. Re:Wordstar *STILL* rules! Yes! by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

    Agreed.

    The only editor with better keyboard interface for editing text than VI.

    Unfortunately screwed by the Caps/Ctrl keys on current keyboards.

  74. "Unmovable" Applications by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 1

    While reading about this subject ( http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A378 82-2002Oct17.html ), I found this quote:

    "The large number of old applications uncovered another set of problems: Some programs can't be merged into the new system. They are either too antiquated to be compatible with the Microsoft Windows 2000 operating system or aren't in compliance with security requirements."

    As any technically competent techie knows, being "compatible with Windows 2000" is hardly required for applications to be movable. MS-DOS programs can be run in several different Linux/BSD-based emulators including complete emulation of Windows if needed. As these emulators run within the confines of a secure operating system (Linux/BSD), this also addresses the security issues -- at least as much as moving to "secure" Windows 2000 will. So basically the Navy is getting bogus technical advice. Hopefully this "mandatory" migration to Windows will work out better than the "upgrading" of the battle fleet did (anyone else remember the Navy ship that had to be towed back to port after the NT-based ship control system BSOD'd?). Gates must be laughing.

  75. What's wrong with typewriters?? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    At least there is no EULA attached to my old 1945 Underwood (at my office), and it keeps on ticking right through power failures.

    WordStar?? A lot of us got our first taste at WP'ing with WordStar. I was so excited to upgrade from Edlin to WordStar that I had to show all my friends.. WOW!!! Those were the days..

    Matter of fact, somewhere around here I have an old IBM Diags floppy that I overwrote with WordStar. Come to think of it, somewhere around here I still have an original IBM DOS 1.0 floppy.. Fred Flintstone touched it too...

  76. hey Monodope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You wouldn't be 'suprised' anyway, because there's no such word.

    You might be surprised at how it's actually spelled...

  77. But what if it's supposed to crash? by Mynn · · Score: 2

    I read

    the largest Federal IT trojan ever attempted.

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  78. New department by moc.tfosorcimgllib · · Score: 1

    JAG's, SEALS and Penguins?

  79. Classic 1, 2, 3, 4??, 5 profit!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Navy spends $100K on wordstar and typewriters
    2. Navy spends $6B to get up-to-date and networked
    3. Navy gets haX0red
    4. ??? (what were they thinking)
    5. Navy returns to wordstar and typewriters, IT vendors made profit!!

  80. Two Desktops? by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 1

    I wonder if anyone thought about using VMware to replace that second system... Nah, that makes too much sense.

    1. Re:Two Desktops? by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      I think there's a misunderstanding. There are two computers because there are two seperate networks. The two computers cannot talk to each other, they don't even know each other exist. VMware is not the same, as both the real computer and the virtual computers would be talking over the same physical network cable and routers.

    2. Re:Two Desktops? by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. If they throw another NIC in the one PC, the VMware instance(s) can use 1 of the NIC's, while Win2K uses the other. This will allow the physical separation.

  81. Snipes and Deck Apes don't use puters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Snipes cannot use puters they have asvab scores just slightly above deck apes.

  82. Re:I don't get it (well, now you will) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you think that North America (As well as South America) are overpopulated, I suggest you reexamine the population density of India.

  83. Easy. by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    It doesn't provide a way to shift taxpayer dollars to Military contractors.

  84. Slashdot has no memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Truly, slashdot has no memory.

    Howdy PhysicsScholar/PhysicsExpert/PhysicsGraduate. Long time no troll.

  85. Lots of jobs though by stonezone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The project is her in Hawaii now, and is providing hundreds of IT jobs with great pay, 5+ year contracts, and some pretty great opportunities. I am not complaining.

  86. typewriters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are still useful tools. You can still
    buy new ones. Non electric ones work
    quite nicely during a power failure.

  87. Awaiting NMCI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm currently a helpdesk contractor at a Navy Station slated to be NMCI'd.
    To answer some questions:
    -Yes they will be replacing the current winnt4 workstations with Win2k workstations.
    -Yes they are going to use Exchange/Outlook, we currently use lotus notes 4.6 and it's a nightmare, we have to setup each users email on whatever machine they log into. Unlike groupwise or outlook where your email follows you where you login.
    -We are on a hardware buying freeze for the most part but we do get allowed to buy things for upkeep when they extend us another 6 months (Happened three times already).
    -As I understand it, the current machines will be left on the desktop if they meet hardware requirements.
    -The helpdesk will be moved to a location in San Diego. If they can't walk the user through the issue on the phone the contracted local helpdesk guy will come and replace the machine with a new dell. The theory here is every machine will be the same, no more backgrounds of kitties and the kids.
    -The big issues come when 'unsupported' hardware/software dies. EDS will make a 'good faith' effort to repair the device (ergo keyboard for instance) but if they can't it is sh*t-canned without a replacement (they'll get a normal keyboard instead).
    -There's the morale situation, IT departments across the Navy are working to put themselves out of work.
    There is no question that the legacy apps across the Navy aren't helping it and it is commendable to try to get an organization that size onto one standard platform. I wish them the best.

  88. Re:Are they seriously gonna use Win2k as the stand by hazem · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The scary thing is that they want everything standardized to one OS, and one type of software. If you build the whole Navy network on this, and it only takes one exploit to bring the whole thing down. (remember Melissa?) Should we make it so easy for our enemies to shut down our entire Navy, that they could possibly send an e-mail to stop the fleet?

    Standardization is good (especially in protocols, standards, and file formats), but 100% homogeneity implementation is bad.

  89. Aww Crap Here Comes The Open Source People by kenp2002 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, first I like linux and open source but there is a HUGE flaw in Open Source that Open Source Fanatics don't understand. I will be brief and to the point.

    Open Source is Dangerous in Military Applications.

    Yes Open Source allows you to have more stable and better applications BUT (In a GOD like booming voice with dramatic echo) if someone has access to the source code they can better engineer attacks against the software. Abiguity is a strategic advantage in, if they don't know how the software "works" they'll have a harder (note the use of HARDER, not impossible) time causing problems. There is a reason that email is not used frequently and you can see hundreds of reasons why even the best encryption is flawed (as in the encryption is only as secure as the people using it). I would seriously have a problem using ANY application in a mission critical position where the source code is available. Here is an example (abstracted and general for readability)

    ------Begin------
    Goal: An email like program that is secure to transmit messages.

    Using an open source program called WidgetComm you can send encrypted messages between locations.

    Right now you have no clue how to hack it. You don't know what protocol, network hardware, CPU, or encyption is available.

    But with the source code you now know that the program uses TCP/IP on ethernet hardware on Intel x86 processors using PGP.

    Now you can start targeting the weaknesses inherit in the components with the source code to help you. Ahh the only use a 32 bit integer for this input, I could overflow that to get XYZ into the Intel EAX register and then by overflowing field 2 (also a 32bit) I can get ABC into the EBX register. When I hit submit it will Jump to ABC and execute XYZ. Muhaahhaa. Source code gives you the ability to better focus an attack, as ANY GOOD INTELLIGENCE is important to an attack.

    Even if the Navy re-wrote the protocol with a custom there are still the vulnerabilities in PGP. And if they re-wrote that part there would still be processor exploits (anyone here ever heard of Micro-Code? I can create a virus that doesn't need an OS to do it's dirty work. I just need to send a few key voltage params to the processor to re-program the processor itself). Open Source is great for home users but when human lives are on the line, with the defense of the nation at stake I'd really rather not provide the enemy a GOD DAMN ROAD MAP illustrating how my mission critical application works! Does this not seem to make sense? Or have some of the fanatics gone back to sniffing glue? Hello to even suggest Open Source in military applications is bad, using store bought crap is just as bad. The military needs to code it's own on a proprietary processor for optimal security. If 90% of hackers are using x86 put all your systems on a different architecture. There is a reason we don't tell people where are subs are, why would we tell them where our software is most vulnerable. And if you hand me the "There arn't any vulnerabilities because of Open Source peer review" you need a swift kick in the head and re-read. When you use open source you give potential attackers a road map of HOW the application works making it easier to attack the software. This has nothing to do with how crash-proof it is. This has to do with a directed assault, penetration, and intentional compromises that extend far beyond what rookies like Kevin pulled. We are talking nuclear secrets, weapon blue prints, troop movements, logistical data, not some cheap credit card DB that hold whether you bought Pr0n last week. This is serious shit and certainly wouldn't want enemy nations holding the god damn blue prints to my software.

    Ok I'm done... go to the happy place.. go to a stripped down easy to use linux system... happy... happy...

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    1. Re:Aww Crap Here Comes The Open Source People by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      When I am hacking systems, I DON'T WANT THE SOURCE. The source actually gets in the way. Simply because I am led down the path that the developer was on when writing the thing in the first place. And, the source MAY NOT be what is actually running. The object code is actually a better place to start.

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    2. Re:Aww Crap Here Comes The Open Source People by PhxBlue · · Score: 2

      Silly troll. Open source doesn't mean you get to look at my code. You don't even get to come near it. . . but my buddies might get to shoot you for trying.

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    3. Re:Aww Crap Here Comes The Open Source People by burns210 · · Score: 1

      couldn't the US armed forces take a mix of free,open and netbsd, have the NSA throw some more security settings in there(as they did with linux) and then (fork if need to) keep their source code and high security patches to themselves(while giving simple bug fixes back). this would mean 1 operating system for the Army, Marines, Navy and Air Force that was based off of open source technology--but with the bsd license-- kept in part secret as to help thwart off hackers.

    4. Re:Aww Crap Here Comes The Open Source People by joshki · · Score: 2
      Somebody mod this up!!!

      So many people don't understand this about Open Source -- the military doesn't necessarily distribute its programs externally, and as a result, we don't have to distribute our source.

      Besides -- we'd rather have the source of the applications we run (speaking as a sysadmin). That way we have the option of ensuring our software hasn't been trojaned. That, I think, is the most important advantage of using open source for the military.

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  90. Cluster Mess by nolife · · Score: 2

    My last assignment in the Navy was the ADP department (their term for IT) for a maintenance facility in Hawaii. We did not have WordStar but were still very dated, in mid 98 they had Dos/W3.11 with Novell and Banyan over coax. Very few of the computers were Pentiums. Due to the bidding process we always received bottom of the barrel equipment that rarely worked like Fujitsu HD's (at the time 50% were failing), boxes of MB's with bad serial ports, 10 packs of zip disks with only 5 in them etc.. It was hell. The network was slow and the computers were slow. The funniest thing I had ever seen was just prior to me leaving. They upgraded the coax to something faster. They did not mess around either, they ran fiber directly to 100's of workstations and used an AUI to fiber converters for some and direct fiber cards for others. Now we still had the same slow computers, same slow network, but it was connected directly with fiber! I have no idea what they were trying to accomplish with that. The software side of things was not really that bad. I guess there was not much you could do that could screw up W3.11, MS Office 6.0, and DOS apps.

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  91. No where to go. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    To your statement there is no where to go, I say bullhockey.

    Ever been to the Dakotas? There are thousands and thousands and thousands of cheap acres of land to be had.

    If I wanted to, I could go to any number of wildernesses and build a cottage and farm. Dakotas, Eastern Montana, Northwest Territory, Alaska, northern Wyoming, the middle of Siberia, the eastern deserts of Iraq, Mongolia, etc.

    More and more people are moving to cities around the world, thus more and more land out in the "Fly-Over" states and provinces in North America are opening back up.

    I think you've watched the Matrix one too many times.

    1. Re:No where to go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The matrix presents a unique look at this problem, but it was Friedrich Nietzsche who first discussed how the social construct exists to keep the masses in line. It is to him you should give credit, not the matrix. In particular, the book Beyond Good and Evil: Prelude to a Philosophy for the Future deals with this subject.

      However, the matrix conveys this scenario so well, the millions of people who were previously to lazy to read serious philosophy now have an idea of the questions that we are asking here.

      Listen to the places you mention, which I find amusing. I have considered moving elsewhere. But there is a reason that humans rarely lived in the places you mention until just recently. Why did American settlers found California and Oregon fifty years before states like Iowa or Nebraska? Because those areas are more suitable to human agricultural needs. The only things you can grow there are grains, mostly wheat. Wheat is not suitable for human consumption. Do a google for "wheat" and "opiod peptides" for more info.

      Alaska would be nice, but there is not enough sunlight to grow anything other than grain. Unlike the midwest, the soil is sufficiently fertile to grow fruits (human's natural food, and the salmon alone would provide food most of the year.

      But Wyoming, Sibera, Iraq, Mongolia? You don't have to be a genius to know those areas are not to suitable for human existence, and then only peoples who have lived in those places in the last 2000 years were migratory, as they hunted herd animals that could properly digest the grasses of those regions.

      of course, deserts are particularly unsuitable to all mammals, not just humans.

  92. Re:I don't get it (well, now you will) by benzapp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I do not think even India is too overpopulated that science cannot provide a solution.

    We could feed another 50 billion people. The point is, what will thsoe 50 billion people do. We are overpopulated from the standpoint that not enough meaningful work exists to allow everyone to live in a way well suited for humans.

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  93. Re:I don't get it (well, now you will) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An area of land is overpopulated if it cannot maintain its current population without either importing food or degrading its own environment to the point that at some point in the future, it will not be able to maintain its population. Thus, Antarctica is overpopulated. So is Greenland. Each parcel of land can accomodate X people. If the population is greater than X, it is overpopulated. It has little to do with density, as some land is more productive than others (and more controversially, some people consume more than others)

  94. I find that figure hard to believe by pvera · · Score: 2

    I am sure they meant "public" budgeted IT projects. Either NSA, CIA, NRO or the USAF should have crossed that figure by now.

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  95. Ellen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I am Ellen Feiss, and I am stoned"

  96. I'm on to this by Drath · · Score: 1

    I wonder if he's kidding...

  97. For Future Reference by Dr.+Dew · · Score: 1

    For future reference, I didn't make WordStar painful, I merely used it and found it painful.

    Well, being a bonehead may have been involved, but that's a whole separate issue. And the documentation said *nothing* about needing to save the file to the same disk I started on.

    Not that I'm at all defensive about this. ;-)

    Besides, I'm sure part of the Navy's budget goes to seeing that the Navy's users get to use fresh new 360K floppy disks for each file, just to avoid this type of situation.

  98. I wish we hadsomebodyontheinside-Cowboy computing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Were I work we fear the NMCI contact mentioned in the article. Primarily because it shoves MS solutions down our throats and takes away our ability to choose the best approach to an application."

    But isn't that the very approach that has lead to the present mess? Everyone doing their own thing with little to no regard for the whole. That's why companies standarize on a solution. One may lose some flexability, but more than make up for it elsewere.

  99. 99,999 different applications by Kefaa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What I would hope to see is a case where the Navy says:
    We do these things and we use these products/applications. This should cut the number from 100,000 to 1000. While not every government agency needs to act like a business, in 99.9999999999999999% of the cases the Navy (Marines, Air Force, etc.) could.

    They intent would be to standardize on a set of products such that an application requester would not build their own or for that matter go off on their own to decide.
    You need a database, choose DB1, DB2, DB3...
    You need a procurement application: PA1, PA2 no others and these interface with each other.
    You need a desktop, choose Vendor1Product1 ...
    You need an OS, OSA, OSL, OSM, etc. and it must be an xyz compliant version, this network support.
    any step toward a consistent infrastructure that does NOT list parts. (I was talking with a guy from my State government who was ordering outdated computers because they are force to list the components. What $2000 got you in 2001, is different from today, but buracracy only lets them buy what was specified in the budget.)

    We do not want to see is 100,000 applications rewritten in VB, or C++ or anything. 100,000 came from attrition. If they are going to have to convert get them prove you cannot use one from the list.

    I doubt however this will happen. There are too many interests that do not benefit from a smooth, consistent approach. Too many contractors who cannot make money selling packages, and too many buracrates who benefit from a custom approach.

    My cynical side says to look for it to be $12 billion, and 99,999 systems.

  100. Goat Rope and a half! by QwkHyenA · · Score: 3, Informative
    As a government contractor I've got to tell you that the NMCI has been a huge monsterous headache from its inception. Our small company has several contracts with various naval bases in the US. Finding information on when cross-overs will happen?, what new requirments will need to be met?, what ports will be open?, What software will be acceptable?, what servers will be allowed? has been impossible. One week we here that all webservers will be running IIS and then the next week we hear they're only supporting Apache! Don't even get me started on what DB's will be allowed to operate on thier network!

    Another problem with NMCI is that once the hardware part is settled and running smoothly THEY WILL GET FIRST DIBBS ON ALL SOFTWARE PROJECTS! That's right boys and girls! So, if your company has developed a cool information management tool that the navy currently can't do without, within the next 5 years (so I've heard) NMCI will get a chance to replace your software with their version without bidding on it!!

    And!! You ready for this! THIS NETWORK CAN'T PROCESS CLASSIFIED DATA!! Yep! You heard me! It's sorta like having a car with no WHEELS!!

    Man I love payoffs and politicians! They both start will a 'P'! which is damn close to the letter 'S' for screwed!

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    1. Re:Goat Rope and a half! by headwick · · Score: 1

      You sir are incorrect. You are either misinformed or uninformed. I am a subcontractor on the NMCI project responsible for IA. I on a daily basis design and discuss the rollout of a classified solution for the NMCI network. Which claimant do you work for? Which detachment? Which base? I assure you we have designs for both connections to the nipper and the sipper. I'm looking at one right now. If there is a requirement for classified data, there will be a classified solution.

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    2. Re:Goat Rope and a half! by QwkHyenA · · Score: 1

      Glad to hear it! I was told that no classified data was to be permited on NMCI and that it wasn't permited period. We have some employees at Chinalake right now that tell us they have separate systems for classified data that are outside of NMCI. Could be that that part of NMCI just hasn't gotten to them yet. Course, their classified network could have been labeled as a 'LAB' hence exempt from NMCI all together. Do you have any solid links for some of the other questions we're facing?? As a developer most of our stuff already fits w/in proper 'network friendly' protocols but NMCI has raised the bar a fair amount. Thanks for your correction. Cheers!

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    3. Re:Goat Rope and a half! by headwick · · Score: 1

      Currently Chinalake's unclass infrastructure has been rolled as I actually flew out there to verify the rollout some time back. The class portion is still in the design process. Here is a snip directly from the design doc..."Multiple inconsistent lists of classified seats obtained" This makes it difficult to design a solution when we do not have a firm answer on where and how many class seats there are. Your co-workers data could be legacy related and will be addressed when the design is complete. If it is a stand-alone lab then it could be exempt from NMCI completely. There are several documents that discuss the transition process including, I believe, documents discussing the app development process. If you go here you can find a good portion of the public documents for this process.

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    4. Re:Goat Rope and a half! by SpitFU · · Score: 1

      Thank god CSC won the Eagle Alliance contract and not EDS is all i have to say.

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    5. Re:Goat Rope and a half! by QwkHyenA · · Score: 2
      Sorry for the late reply (was out of town. Imagine that!) Sincerely appreciate the info. I've passed the link on to the other developers. All that remains is one word...

      U_da_Man!

      Thanks again.

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  101. what would you expect? by alizard · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Hierachy is even more important in military commands than it is in major corporations. The people who decide what OS and what the major apps and who the major contractors in the case of the US Navy are probably getting their electronic mail printed and delivered to them... and they are deciding based on feel-good Microsoft advertising in Navy Times or business week. Political oversight? Don't expect it from appointees of people whose bosses got MS political contributions that got them elected.

    Funny, but given that the Navy is going to be running supercarrier navigation and weapons systems off Windows 2000, i.e. the evolved version of the platform that turned the USS Yorktown into a sitting duck... the only people who have reasons to cheer this decision are the world terrorist community.

    What would they do with the power to shut down or redirect the firepower of a US nuclear fleet? Live and find out, but if I knew anyone in the USN at this point, I'd be telling them they don't need to re-enlist. If our country values their lives so cheaply as to regard MS products as adequate protection... what does a sailor who's been in for a few years owe her country in further service?

    This project is going to get US service people killed sooner or later, not just waste our money.

  102. Navy not so bad by m11533 · · Score: 1

    A few years ago I worked as a consultant on an Air Force contract. The project was part of an effort to introduce "modern" software techniques into the Military's software development organization. Part of this work included bringing COTS (Commercial of the Shelf) products into compliance with various government and military standards. Our organization did a pretty reasonable job of meeting the Air Force's requirements for our specific projects on a reasonable budget, comparable to a commercial budget for equivalent projects.

    My primary point in posting this, though, was that while the Air Force did a reasonable job of things, the Navy always seemed to be ahead of the other services. Inter-service projects being done jointly with the Navy were quite a challenge for our Air Force team as they were always well ahead of us, both in technology and budget efficiency. I can't imagine that things have changed dramatically in the relatively short time since I left that job.

  103. NCMI Exploits to use by mechv · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    CHeck out this month's issue of 2600. Boot win2k CD into recovery console. Then do chkdsk. Then go to \winnt\system32\config one of the files, probably system file is corrupt (zero size?) Copy a backup file, system.sav over it, then reboot. http://ntpass.blaa.net/bd011022.zip Shut down machine and insert floppy. Next comes a list of all found partitions on all disks, followed by a list of what it thinks is NTFS partitions. At the prompt to select a partition, the first bootable NTFS partition will be the default selection. (First bootable FAT if no NTFS found) You may however select another partition (also a FAT partition) by giving its full name (like /dev/hda1 , or /dev/sda1). SCSI: sdDP -> D=disk a b c d etc, P=parition number 1 2 3 4 etc. IDE: hdDP -> D=a or b (primary IDE), c or d (secondary IDE), P=partition number. The partition will be mounted, and the type (NTFS or FAT) will be stated. Then you must select the full path (relative to the partition) of the registry directory. This is usually 'winnt/system32/config', which is the default selection, but it will also automatically recognize windows installed in winnt35 or windows. Then select files to copy to temp area in ramdisk. For password editing the default is 'sam' (essential, it's the password database), 'system' (contains some info on syskey), and 'security' (additional syskey info in Win2k). If syskey is not active, only 'sam' is changed when editing passwords. If you instead want to edit something in the registry, select the hive you want, 'system' is proper for services, hardware settings etc. You can then select between: Password editing (default selection) Registry editing. (see regedit.txt) Now it has everything it needs, so the 'chntpw' utility will be started, working on the files in /tmp. There: Some nice statistics of the registry hive will be displayed. All usernames in the file will be listed. A check for SYSKEY is done, if it's found to be enabled (it is by default in Win2k RC-something and up) you will be asked if you wish to disable it. You do not have to disable it unless you have lost the key-floppy or passphrase. It seems pretty safe to disable it on NT4, but will cause trouble in Win2k (see main page or syskey.txt) You will then be prompted for the user which you want to change the password of. (default selection is administrator, it recognizes admin-account with changed name or localized names, too) It will continue to prompt for a username until '!' is given. Re-list the users with '.' Some information on the user will be shown (and still with some debug info) before the prompt for new password. Enter the new password, max 14 chars (it will show on the screen). Or enter nothing to keep unchanged. Then confirm the change (this is for the change to the file, which at this point is located as a temp file in the ramdisk, writeback comes later) If the 'chntpw' utility succeeds, you will be prompted to confirm the writeback to the NT disk/filesystem. Only 'y' is accepted for it to commit the changes. (the commit is in 2 steps. First in the editor program, then in the bootfloppy scripts. Your harddisk will only be changed if the last one is confirmed) After everything is complete, you will get the "# " shell prompt. You may then reset the computer (three-finger-salute). To get AIM...get acess to a linux/unix shell account...or set one up yourself...on the outside and tunnel aim and whatever naughty http traffic you want to your nmci workstation. http://www.samag.com/documents/s=1149/sam0106s/010 6s.htm

  104. Not really by Krieger · · Score: 2

    I used to work as a contractor at a government research facility a couple of years ago and was the main contact point to purchase and/or upgrade hardware. Typically it was as easy as calling a GSA approved vendor and getting their most recent price list. Strangely the purchasing people were often not aware of their options. I was able to point them to many GSA approved vendors who were able to send us current market quotes with current market prices, and deliver them quickly. Dell is probably the best example. You could call and get a current quote and get it shipped to you in a few days. It was all mostly contigent on hassling the people in purchasing to put it through quickly, which could often be done if you filled out the purchasing system completely and walk the quotes from the vendor up to them. Oh yeah, and if you had the funding pre-approved by your department.

    Now mind you I know that things have changed a bit since then, but from what I hear they're no longer as bad as you mention. Though I definitely did hear those stories. Then again maybe I just figured out how to finesse the process so that it was speedy, I did get compliments for managing to get hardware to the customer quickly.

  105. I jumped ship from this by Zzyzzx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Greetings!!

    In 1999/2000 I worked at as a civilian contractor employed as network/desktop support at a Navy base. The company I worked for had been the contractor for a few years. The way things worked previously, each department at the base was responsible for its own support. Some used primarily government employees, some primarily contractors. In the network of over 2000 people, and around 8 departments, I was but one small fish for a department of around 300. We had 3 people from our company contracted, working for one government employed network manager.

    We had that department working. We had that department happy (well, mostly).

    When NMCI was coming, we saw the marketing of it. How it would solve everything, it would tie the entire Navy and Marine Corps into one seamless unified network. We didn't believe it. No one I spoke with in our department believed it. They would turn to us and ask "You guys are going to still support us, right?". We responded with "We have no idea". Because we honestly didn't. The worst part was ... our base was to be one of the "pilot program" sites where it was to be implemented first. Everyone was so thrilled that they got to be the guinea pigs for such a large new plan.

    Well, the company we were employed by tried to get into the NMCI contract. The team they were on lost to the EDS team. (There were 4 final teams for the contract award.) So they tried to get into the EDS team for the site work.

    Well, with the end of the year 2000 approaching, the NMCI contract was awarded, our specific contract was extended to the end of the calendar year by the dept manager to cover the "transition" period, but we had no clue if we would have jobs after then. So I jumped overboard and swam for it. I got a new job.

    I have heard through various people I know who are still involved out there (around where I live, you can't throw a rock without hitting someone who is involved with the Navy bases, it is very important to our region's economy.) Apparently no one is happy. Slow response time on support (computer crashing? we will come out next week some time, need a program installed for a new project? see you next week some time) is probably the biggest complaint. I can understand being busy, but causing your users to wait over a week to get a functional computer? That's just bad management/planning.

    Anyway .. that's just my rant. I am so glad I got out of that place before it went into the dumpster.

    -Zzyzzx

  106. WordStar by f97tosc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK, there have been uncountable posts now that discuss the pros and cons of WordStar.

    The issue was not that everybody used WordStar and that now they have to switch. The issue was they everybody used a zillion different programs (of which WordStar was one example).

    The idea is, as many other have pointed out, to improve communications. A first step is to make sure that applications are standardized. If everybody had used WordStar, they could probably have made this happen with that program, but in reality M$ Word was probably much more common.

    Tor

  107. Typewriters ... by dougmc · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I've found that even today, typewriters are the best tools for filling out forms. Well, beyond writing it out by hand.

    I've tried scanning forms, then editing the scanned files in various tools, but it never worked right.

    They may be getting rid of some of those beasts, but the armed forces love forms, so they're going to still need typewriters :)

    A friend of mine tells me that the army is trying to go paperless. They now get emailed publications and are specifically prohibited from printing them out -- and they're punished if caught printing them out. Ack!

  108. M$ Products Evaluated? by Beatnick · · Score: 1

    If so, let me keep my WordStar and typewriter.

  109. I work on a base that is part of this by _UnderTow_ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I actually work at a Navy base that is scheduled to be transitioned to this new network. The initiative is called NMCI (Navy/Marine Corps Intranet). From everything I hear this project has been one big cluster f*** from day one. My base was scheduled to be transitioned over a year ago but delays have pushed it back so far that we're not even supposed to start for at least another year.

    This whole thing is such a colossal waste of taxpayer money.

    1. Re:I work on a base that is part of this by Richie+Magoo · · Score: 1

      I used to work on the NMCI project in San Diego. And yes, it is one big cluster F**k. The first impression you get when you first look at the project is that there was no preplanning done! None! Basicly because there wasn't. User profiles, connectivity, old apps, etc. It's as if a couple of guys were sitting around drinking beer and one of them said, "hey, I know, let's upgrade this sucker". After 2 1/2 weeks of working on this "project", I had had enough. The irony was that I was about to be promoted. I was sick of the procedures changing every day, and not working half the time. The looks of the navy/contracter people every time we showed up to do our work for the day. "Oh god, here they come again. They're STILL not done and I need my computer back. How many days are they going to work on my computer", etc. Not that I blamed them one bit. I wouldn't be happy either. Basicly, this is a very amateurish effort. Which is really to bad as there are some really talented people working on it. There just aren't enough of them.

      Such a waste.

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      Sig? What Sig?
  110. This professor still uses a typerwriter by mekkab · · Score: 2

    Hey This professor still uses a typewriter. Why? Cuz he's tool cool for school.

    well, to be fair, he has a secretary who reads and prints his e-mail and checks his phone mail. Gosh, I wish I was that important! (or had the disposable income to afford a personal slave^H^H^H^H^H assistant...

    But the important AND ON TOPIC thing here is: use the tools that work. If you need additional functionality don't throw out the baby with the bathwater. However, there are times when you will have to give up your old ways (no more pulse dial phones, granpa!)

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  111. I wish I remembered to turn off the bold!! by mekkab · · Score: 1

    I'm such a dork...

    kids, hit the preview button. JUST DO IT.

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    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
  112. Wordstar!? Try entering the new millenium. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wordstar's UI is awful. They should upgrade to the modern standard.

  113. Remmeber the new EDS mantra by dagamore · · Score: 0

    Remember There is a lot of money to be made in prolonging the problem, not in fixing the problem.

  114. Forget Wordstar, how about SNOBOL? by lquam · · Score: 1

    Have a friend that in the mid-80s was working out at the Blue Cube rewriting the many millions of lines of SNOBOL they used to run the U.S.'s spy satellite network into Ada. I think they may still be working on it to this day.

    All military orgs run by the maxim of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it", especially when it comes to administration. And the farther you get from the tip of the sword the more backwards things get. I'm sure Wordstar does just what they want done in the applications it's used in. The tragedy would be to replace it with OfficeXP.

    Hey, maybe they'll replace it with vi.

    --Len

    1. Re:Forget Wordstar, how about SNOBOL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your friend is a liar. There was a lot of code at Blue Cube, but I never saw any SNOBOL there.
      Damn sure some ALGOL though...

  115. why dont they use staroffice/openoffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why dont they use star/openoffice and save 3 billion?

  116. Network Hardware by macdaddy · · Score: 2

    I took an Enterasys Switching cert course just under 2 years ago. The guy teaching it used to be netadmin for the Dept of Navy. He told us that they were an all Enterasys (then Cabletron) shop. I wonder if political agendas will push them away from Enterasys to, say, Cisco. It certainly happened where I work. Enterasys is a good company and they make good products. Frankly I've had fewer problems with Enterasys's professional product line than I have with Cisco's. Cisco hardware can do a whole bunch of funky things but how many people do you know that really have a need to use a proprietary Cisco protocol? I hope the Dept of Navy doesn't let politics get in the way of picking the best solution(s). I say that knowing that politics are running as rampant there as they are here though.

  117. It's time to for the Feds to roll their own by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    I'll agree with you, and I'll even go further. I've thought for a few months now that the Federal Government, including the military and all various Federal agencies, should develop their own Unix OS. Call it Govnix maybe. You could have an ultra-secure military variant. Milnix, perhaps?

    I know everyone here thinks that a GPL'd system like Linux should be adopted, but face it, that's not going to happen. The GPL is now a no-no in goverment circles. Ask the NSA. And as much as we exalt the penguin here, Linux is nowhere near secure enough for military use anyway, even the NSA secure version that was developed.

    So that leaves you with two choices. Go to an outside contractor, or roll your own. If you go with an outside contractor, you either have to pick a single vendor, or go with multiple vendors. Both paths have strengths and weaknesses, but you'd probably pick the multiple vendor option. Do you really want to hand one company the responsibility for Federal IT? Clearly not. I'm not comfortable with any one company, be it Sun, IBM, or Microsoft running the show. So if you do go multiple vendor, you just increased the complexity of your project by an order of magnitude.

    That leaves rolling your own. To me, this is the obvious choice. You start with Unix as your OS platform. It's very mature, well known, and there's lots of expertise on it out there, both inside and outside of government circles. And you wouldn't even neccessarily have to write a system from the ground up completely. You could quite literally buy the rights to a current proprietary system, and modify it for the goverment's needs. While this will rankle open source advocates, obviously you'd keep the guts of the system fairly limited to authorized personnel. Sorry, but I agree with Gene Spafford on this one. It's more important to have a trained staff looking for bugs than to have the code open sourced, especially with national security questions. As for what you'd buy, SCO has two traditional Unix operating systems they sell in addition to their Linux distro. They could probably be persuaded to sell one of them. Unixware would finally find a proper home. There are lots of other options here too.

    And what about other software? For office productivity stuff, You could probably develop your own apps, but that isn't as neccessary. Like it or not, MS's .doc format has become the word processing standard, so you'd probably use that binary format, maybe adopting OpenOffice, or developing your own variant. For databases, as long as it's written to the SQL standard, there are various options here as well. You could probably buy an existing database as well, and modify it.

    Then it just becomes a matter of implementing it government wide. A unified platform would reduce costs in the long run, in maintenance and training, and would be easier to secure. Currently, the Navy seems to be adopting Microsoft operating systems, even for shipboard controls. This is a bad move. Of course, MS would lobby furiously against the homegrown solution (as would other companies. Sun would argue that SunOne is "all you need"), but I think this would be our best bet.

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  118. dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    score: -1, Illiterate

    Cat got your tongue? (something important seems to be missing from your comment ... like the body or the subject!)

  119. think VIM+Latex by siemce · · Score: 1
    I wouldn't agree with it. VI/VIM is a really nice interface to wordprocessing, you just have to finish the job with latex or pdflatex.

    I know it is hard for word users to start using latex, but once they learn the basic syntax they love it (well, at least 50% of them do).
    Back then, when I was in college, quite a few of my profs gave it a shoot and it worked for them really good. The next step was Linux. Many of them are still using latex on linux and love it. I don't think they would trade it for anyting else.

    Besides, have you ever tried to write a scientific paper with lots of equations in MS-Word?
    If not, give it a try, and then try to do it in latex.

  120. Re:I wish we hadsomebodyontheinside-Cowboy computi by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2

    This would be true if one size fits all. If what you say is true then why not propose a single solution for all of the DoD. And why stop there - why not all of the federal govenment or maybe the whole country should just standardized on a single solution than we may lose some flexability but we would make up for it elsewhere? ...err wait a minute I think I just paraphrased Microsoft business plan.

    Organization and people all have different needs and desires. A computer that was sized for the "heavy" computing needs of a receptionist does not fit the niche of a engineer that wants to install Perl on their machine or run X to process data on a remote machine. Yes I know there are different steps of standard desktops supplied, but have you looked at the top of the line - its a dog. So what will happen is that you will have 2 computers on your desktop and 2 networks. One to send e-mail and use office products and another "project" computer that you can control and get your work done.

    Also, from a security point of view if your systems look alike a single virus or attack has the potential to wipe you out in short order.

    Diversity and chaos does have its advantages.

  121. Open Source.. by Shant3030 · · Score: 1

    From a software engineer that works for a defense company...

    Government loves open source... we develop and test on rh 6.2. saves us and them $$$.

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  122. obligatory village people reference: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in the navy....

  123. I wouldn't throw away all the typewriters, myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    perhaps I have been in too many situations where the printer was down, print services were down, or the network and individual computers were down and the old clunky door stop was brushed off and made ready.

    Of course, what is brought to mind here is that if they are upgrading the network then why not include using secure and stable software and systems as part of "upgrading" the system?

  124. Typewriter: the emergency backup device by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Not like I actually USE my Underwood manual typewriter any more. It's a dusty museum piece.

    But in a pinch -- power outage, post-apocalyptic dark age, whatever -- I can still pound out a memo to FEMA ....

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    -kgj
  125. Old tech works and can be repaired at sea... by Jim+McCoy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Do you think that an A-ganger on this sub is just going to be able to dash off to Fry's when a critical component breaks? Subs are a special case that highlight some of the extremes of a combat environment. They are over-manned and many processes that you or I would look at and call inefficient and a poor use of technology are set up that way for a reason: if it breaks or if the ship takes damage then everyone's life may depend on being able to fix the problem. That means that sometimes it is better to put a person flipping switches or re-directing compressed air in the loop rather than a fancy electronic component -- if the person is injured someone else can step up and take over and if something breaks it can be repaired from stock onboard the sub.


    Just because something can be replaced with a shiny new gizmo does not mean that it should be replaced. If the old process is good enough and is well-understood by the crew then what benefit is there to replacing it? It is rather sad that you could not see the whole boat as a large, complicated process and understand the elegance and graceful degradation in the face of component failure that is built-in to these systems. Maybe once you understand the technical challenges of designing fault-tolerance complex systems you will start to appreciate these boats for the marvels of systems and process integration that they can be...

    1. Re:Old tech works and can be repaired at sea... by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 0
      Do you think that an A-ganger on this sub . . .

      Incongruent, but still not as scary as a Nav-ET with a hammer.

  126. I'm going to be NMCI'd next month. Some thoughts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yep, I'm one of the (un)lucky recpients of EDS hardware. You'll see why I'm posting anonymously when you see what I have to say.

    As I speak two guys are pulling fiber thru the ceiling next to my desk. We've been absolutely dreading it for well over a year. Most of the stories we hear from worker-level folks are nothing but horror. Unfortunately all we hear from the management is peace and contentment - because all they use is Word, Project and Excel. But the article obliquely mentions "test sites" - where I work - and how painful it will be. Well, those of us with grunt-level engineering jobs use a LOT more than just Office. For example my computer has about six (official) unapproved apps installed - things like Macromedia Freehand - useful for doing illustrations (ever try that with a Word Picture?) or Photoshop (ever try using MS Imaging for serious photo editing?), or even the full version of Acrobat (essential for sharing cross-platform compatible documents). Basic, simple apps, but essential to our job.

    Let me give you a scary picture of the EDS NMCI machine - I have seen and used them. Windows 2000 professional, with ALL access controlled. There's a permanently-installed remote-control program - so the tech support folks can take over anytime to fix a problem. You cannot even open the case without generating a trouble call automatically. You cannot store data anywhere other than the Documents folder. If you try it anywhere else, including the desktop, it gets automatically deleted at night. You cannot even change the screen saver - it's an EDS advertisement. You cannot install software. No chance in h*** of using Mozilla (or any other unapproved app, especially network-based programs). You cannot connect to a POP server - although you can get outside email IF you have access to a web-based mail service like Hotmail. You can only use the approved apps, which locks us into IE, Office, and whatever "legacy" apps we manage to convince (with lots of paperwork and pain and fuss) the EDS folks to install FOR US. If I cannot change the screensaver, I'm not sure my MS Office preferences (like toolbar settings) will be saved. I'm pretty sure that "basics" like Visual Basic Help files won't be installed - although I regularly use VB heavily for scripting Excel.

    The "benefit" of all this is that EDS will be replacing our machines on a biannual cycle. Supposedly. Wanna bet? And theoretically, I can walk to any machine, log in and be using my data and preferences on that machine. Wonderful - but I do all my work from one desk.

    What's the result? I am forced to keep my old machine. But it's not connected to the network. So I'll have to "sneakernet" files between the NMCI machine and my "real" machine - so if I get a file by email, grab the ZIP disk or CD-R to move it over. And forget printing documents from a VB scripted Excel, unless I have cash to buy a separate printer too.

    Even more frighteningly, much of the "unapproved" apps will be relegated to a kiosk - a standalone, un-desked computer, perhaps two per 60 folks, where theoretically we can go to do those unapproved processing tasks - like Photoshop and Freehand. Yeah, like I want to spend six hours standing at a kiosk - or waiting in line for my chance to use it.

    Just remember, "Efficiency in Government." Folks, I hope this dies an early and UGLY death.

  127. old news by bjt062659 · · Score: 1

    This project is called nm/ci and it has been around for better than a year.

    nm/ci does make some sense, from the Navy's POV. Many ships and shore facilities use different OS's and different apps to do much the same kind of thing. For example, some commands, like mine, disseminate information internally in, for example, powerpoint 2000 documents. Not everyone here can even *read* powerpoint, much less 2000. They are doing this to facilitate communication.

    Having said that, they are going about this rather stupidly (IMHO). They are trying to force *everyone* to use the same set of apps, regardless of what is needed. We are a scientific research facility, and we do a lot of work on Linux and HPUX boxen. However, Windoze 2000 will be the only allowed OS. The only allowed web server is IIS (God help us!). Anything that we currently have that is not on their approved list are considered "legacy apps" and are not allowed on the boxes they provide. *All* of our IT budget has already been taken by nm/ci. We no longer have money available to upgrade hardware. We will not have root privileges for the boxes on our desks, and we therefore cannot install apps that require root privileges. Technically, all boxes that *were* on our desks before nm/ci came along now belong to them, and they can take them away at any time.

    In practice though, they don't know what they are going to do with the old hardware, and the odds aren't good that they will take them away. But our old hardware will continue to get older and there is little we can do about it.

    As I said before, for most of the Navy, nm/ci makes sense. Sailors want to read and write email and Word documents. Most don't care about the OS or even which word processor they use.

  128. Pick Databases by Cuchullain · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I work for a software company whose core business is on pick databases. They are pretty stable, and pretty fast when you run the pick layer on Unix.

    If anyone is interested in a look at pick, have a look at www.jbase.com. They provide a free copy of their software for Linux. It is a well known pick implementation. The other one is Universe (also for *nix) which is well known for being damn near indestructible.

    Lots of big companies use pick databases. They aren't a new technology, but they are a good working multidimensional database. In many ways they are still inferior to modern transactional-relational databases though.

    EDS used to specialize in them, so I wouldn't be surprised if there were more than a few in use within the Navy right now.

    Just my $.02

    Cuchullain

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    "If sharing a thing in no way diminishes it, it is not rightly owned if it is not shared." -St. Augustine
  129. The Navy likes redundancy... by Jack_Frost · · Score: 1

    They still have sextant operators ships, just in case all the whiz bang technology stops working. GPS is more convenient and accurate but that does little good if the satellites get "Goldeneyed."

  130. Re:Wordstar *STILL* rules! Yes! by farrellj · · Score: 2

    >Unfortunately screwed by the Caps/Ctrl keys on
    >current keyboards.

    That is part of the reason I get points on the Hacker's Test...I always remap my caps_lock and control keys. And thus, customize my environment in such a way that it makes it hard for others to use.

    ttyl
    Farrell

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  131. Re:I don't get it (well, now you will) by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
    It is overpopulation which necessitates the office make work program we have had for most of the twentieth century.

    Well, I guess _you're_ part of the problem, then. Want to help solve it?

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    Slashdot: Failed Car Analogies. Amateur Lawyering. Anecdote Battles.
  132. One good reason for typewriters by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2
    You don't have to worry about Tempest issues.
    At least, not with manual typewriters, anyways.

    In any case, I'm completely horrified at the idea of mandating the use of Win2K in an environment where security is an issue. I had a student who, in 4 tries, was unable to install and upgrade his Win2K box before he was infected. I remember a slashdot article about similar problems. As somebody else mentioned: One rogue virus and an attacker could take down the entire defense infrastructure.

    It's not like Linux is entirely immune, either (although it does appear to be a good bit more secure and reliable than Wintendos). I'd much rather see a focus on diversity and interoperability (I guess I'm speaking sincere choice, here)

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    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  133. Re:I wish we hadsomebodyontheinside-Cowboy computi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Diversity and chaos does have its advantages."

    Controlled Diversity and chaos have advantages.
    The hodge-podge systems that the military has is an example of what happens when there's little to no regard for the whole. Remember ARPANET? "Diverse" and "chaotic" systems that couldn't talk to each other. I'm certain that at the endpoints, those computers were selected to fulfil a role, and were good at it. But when it came down to the big picture. Not being able to talk to their counterparts kind of negated some of the advantages "diversity" and "chaos" brought. The present internet shows the advantages of cooperation in a 'relatively' uniform solution, instead of "everyone do their own thing". The american public is going to be paying big time for unrestrained "diversity" and "chaos". If the military's going to be looking for solutions to their diverse needs. They also need to look at how that solution will fit into the big picture. The military has some of the same needs and problems as a big business. The cost of maintaining multiple platforms, and diverse software:i.e training,licensing. Also like a business they need to keep an eye to the future. Migrating the volumes (emphasis on volumes) of data that they generate, to future equipment. Keeping their cost low when it comes to a parts inventory for their equipment. A 1000 and 1 diverse solutions don't make that task easier. The present system is an example of what happens when one doesn't incrementaly keep up were one needs to keep up.

  134. Typewriters by qts · · Score: 1

    Typewriters are EMP - proof. They're also vastly more sturdy than most computers. THey even work when there's no power.

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    qts
  135. Watch Out by 4of12 · · Score: 2

    You're quite right that the Navy could see some improvements in streamlining its bureaucracy by making over its IT infrastructure so that more business can be conducted electronically without the need to kill trees, have people get into the loop, etc.

    OTOH, a very real danger of simply introducing a more efficient processing system into many bureaucracies is to thereby encourage and motivate a proliferation of more bureaucratic procedures!

    I know. In my workplace I saw how the WWW on our internal network transformed rapidly from something fun and informative to something that resembled the worse parts of the business. Heavy, sodden reams of regulations choked the nascent web. What was fun was no longer as I started to get automated emails reminding me of some trivial bureaucratic hurdle I must needs soon complete.

    And, from what I hear, of all the federal bureaucracies, the DoD is unmatched, despite worthy competitors from other byzantine agencies.

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    "Provided by the management for your protection."
    1. Re:Watch Out by gorillasoft · · Score: 2

      What was fun was no longer as I started to get automated emails reminding me of some trivial bureaucratic hurdle I must needs soon complete.

      So, you did get that memo about your TPS reports, then?

    2. Re:Watch Out by 4of12 · · Score: 2

      So, you did get that memo about your TPS reports, then?

      Ummm, yeah, I'm expecting it as soon as the paper jam clears....

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      "Provided by the management for your protection."
    3. Re:Watch Out by gol64738 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      PC LOAD LETTER??

      what the fuck does that mean?

  136. Wimmix, the Sequel.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...coming to a pork barrell near you!

    Maybe if set it up as one huge contract, and make enough noise about it, we'll get to watch a half-dozen big corporations vie for the fast track to croporate ruin, following Intergraph's course in the aftermath of NAVSEA, NAVFAC, NAVAIR and the end of the Cold War.

  137. Marvel�� What If?�� by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
    What the hell happens if MS disappears? (admittedly unlikely) The Navy should not be using my tax dollars to benefit a private company(monopoly) when Open Source is available, more secure, easily 'fixed', modified, and robust.

    IIRC, there used to be a law that the gov couldn't do business with a company that had done illegal things... WTF happened to that?

    1. Re:Marvel�� What If?�� by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, the gov't wouldn't be able to do business with any company at all.

  138. Re:WordStar ?.. by MagicFab · · Score: 1

    CoCo Scripsit rules.

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    Notepad specialist & FAT administrator, group training available
  139. US technology lag by defile · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're comparing the US Navy's antiquated technology to some other country's Navy and wondering how the US, the world's largest superpower can be so ridiculously far behind, consider this.

    While FOO may have modern systems now, 20 years ago they probably had no IT at all, compared to how the US Navy was running cutting edge WordStar. Such is the case for financial networks in the US vs. Europe. They're old and crappy here, but we've had them since the 60s, whereas Europe is only getting them fairly recently.

    Legacy systems support is a huge bitch. And who the hell are Electronic Data Systems? I swear, all of these companies that work with the public sector have such generic names. Are they chosen just because their names are so generic or what?

    Criminy!

    1. Re:US technology lag by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      "And who the hell are Electronic Data Systems?"

      Data processing / computer services corporation started by H Ross Perot in the 1960s. Perot was an IBM salesman who chafed at the culture. One story has him meeting his yearly sales quota within the first weeks of the year, then having zero incentive to work the rest of the year. EDS was tied to General Motors rather heavily in the past, but is splitting away. They once owned the largest private communications network in the world.

      --


      Writers imply. Readers infer.
  140. This is why they needed $500 toilet seats... by zenyu · · Score: 2

    To flush the $5 billion in waste down.

    First off what rocket scientist decided to install Windows 2000 on these computers!! I can't even keep that thing secure long enough to install the securty patches half the time. The fact that it's Microsoft's most stable OS is cold comfort. And how are they going to code review 1 million+ lines of sloppy C & C++ code for just 5 billion dollars? Oh, I guess their not :/

    Second, what kind of idiot is sending Word attachments in e-mail? Shouldn't they be fired on general principle? (Wordstar 5.2 kicks ass BTW, most productive small document word processor ever. For books, math, journal papers latex is of course king with it's infinte macro and formatting abilities.)

    Third, what's wrong with 2 computers? And why doesn't the guy in the picture have a KVM? If Wal-Mart can sell a computer for $199, couldn't the Navy buy in enough volume to get a better price? Two computers also means one could be connected to the internet for doing research, while the other machine is only attacked by those who have already made their way onto the navy network, which could be entirely seperate without even a web proxy, since everyone has an internet computer on their desk.

    And again Windows 2000! do they want Mr. Osama to have control of 5000 nuclear warheads just to subsidize some convicted criminal?!?!

    1. Re:This is why they needed $500 toilet seats... by sethadam1 · · Score: 1

      It's clear you have no idea how the Navy or NMCI works.

      Word attachment in e-mail are completely standard.
      KVMs are never considered. Who owns the KVM? Who owns the keyboard/mouse? EDS or the command? They can't touch.

      There are VERY strict rules for NMCI. The only true solution is two completely separate networks.

  141. WordStar by Micah · · Score: 2

    Hey, I used WordStar right on through the mid-90s. It really was a great program.

    I actually wish there were a WordStar for Linux/UNIX using curses. Yeah I'm familiar with joe/jstar, but it's just a text editor. I mean a real word processor that used WS keystrokes.

  142. We didn't use Wordstar.. by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

    We had a clone/ripoff called New Word. It was actually a fairly useable application, but that was 10 years ago. It's scary that the Navy is using something like still. You'd think they would at least have upgraded to WordPerfect 5.1?

  143. Navy already upgraded from typewriters... by rworne · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I did work on the Aegis cruisers back in 1998-2001, and the Navy had whole ships outfitted with Toshiba PC's. Not the weapons control stuff, but the LAN on board the ships.

    I consider this ironic, because if I were purchasing equipment for the Navy, I would never consider Toshiba after what they did back in the 80's: illegally selling advanced milling equipment to the Soviets allowing them to build more stealthy attack submarines.

    --
    I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
  144. Why federal purchasing is the way it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As other replies have mentioned, there definitely are options in the purchasing rules to let you buy stuff more quickly and in a more normal way (at least for relatively cheap and standard things like PCs; secret nuclear command bunkers are another matter). But that flexibility is often not used.

    A Harvard prof (Steve Kellman) who wrote a book largely about federal IT purchasing. Being a good liberal, he expected to find basically smart, creative bureaucrats being hampered by crazy and inflexible rules that accumulated over decades from Congress. To his chagrin, the rules weren't the primary problem, the people were. Even when they understood the new, easier purchasing options, they wouldn't use them.

    By and large the culture in the federal procurement world is that they are the guardians fairness, legality, and frugality. They are *not* there to help Fred get new PCs for his dept; they are quite explicitly Fred's adversaries. They are there to make sure that Fred doesn't give the contract to his brother-in-law, or that Fred doesn't spend $2,000 on a Dell when he could have spent $1,950 on a "just as good" Computerz-Is-Us, thus wasting fifty taxpayer bucks (until the cheap one breaks next month...)

    This approach came in response to the massive corruption that exisited decades ago (Tammany Hall and all that) when everyone DID buy from their brother in law, but we went way overboard.

    Congress and the OMB have been granting agencies more and more freedom since 1980, but it's taking a long time to change the culture of the procurement community, many of whom saw these reforms as just another Reagan scam to unfairly help his business cronies. With virtually everyone in the govt on the verge of retirement, hopefully newer generations will have a more balanced view.

  145. Re:I'm going to be NMCI'd next month. Some thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just remember, "Efficiency in Government." Folks, I hope this dies an early and UGLY death.

    We might be in the same building. :)

    Another little thing that the article didn't mention is the migration from Froupwise (on novell & *nix) to mSexchange (Win2k). It's costing a pretty penny so far and the mSexchange nyetwork is *far* from being ready to go live. I'm part of the Froupwise admin team and the migration is not going well. I'm hoping this dies an ugly death.

  146. Your right that does suck by bogie · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    It does also burn me that my taxes are continually wasted on Microsoft software. Whenever any money is spent on MS Office or a Windows 2000 file server, they are wasting my money when a perfectly suitable substitute exists as a free opensource product.

    The taxpayers are being screwed(gee something new) when opensource software isn't considered.

    Take for example the fact that their are tons of Wordstar installs out there still. This is an obsolete, unsupported,limited function product. Your telling me that going to OpenOffice instead of MS Office isn't a better idea in every possible way? Oh but no, now they get to enjoy the Outlook/Exchange lockin. Even if God forbid every OpenOffice developer died in a bus crash tomorrow, the Navy would STILL be better off then they are now. Access to the code kicks ass and prevents the current situation they are in now!

    Also for their custom apps, they should be rewriting these for Opensource OS's and then also sharing these apps with the rest of the government to save time and money. There should be one freaking giant Opensource Software repository that all government agencies can go to for their needs. This of course should be shared back with us, WE ARE paying their salaries aren't we? Shouldn't we be getting something in return?

    Let me also make something else perfectly clear. If the entire US government standardized on OpenOffice there would sure as hell be one giant stampede of consultant firms sending there supports staffs to learn how to use it. So that who will we call for support bullshit goes right out the window.

    Instead they feed the MS beast and in the end will be more locked in then they were with 10 year old software.

    STOP WASTING MY GOD DAM MONEY ON CLOSED SOURCE SOFTWARE!

    --
    If you wanna get rich, you know that payback is a bitch
    1. Re:Your right that does suck by Radical+Rad · · Score: 2

      It does also burn me that my taxes are continually wasted on Microsoft software. Whenever any money is spent on MS Office or a Windows 2000 file server, they are wasting my money when a perfectly suitable substitute exists as a free opensource product.


      This is exactly why I will vote against every school levy that comes on the ballot in my area. Because the schools are doing the same thing. They whine and cry that they have no funding and the teachers go on strike because they aren't given a decent raise, but then the administration goes and wastes hundreds of thousands of dollars leasing M$ windows and M$ office. If a student is supposed to learn "keyboarding" then why must it be done with M$ Word? Why not use free software that looks just like M$ Word? Cut, copy, and paste do the same damn thing regardless of which company wrote the word processor so why waste $699 on each of 30 pc's in each computer lab at each school?

  147. What this means is... by mveloso · · Score: 1

    one hacker can write an "I Hate Saddam" virus and knock out the entire US Navy infrastructure by exploiting outlook/w2k problems! Talk about liability for EDS!

  148. NMCI complaints and regrets by rcr484 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look, I only see a few people in this discussion really hitting the point of this whole conversion: to allow the Navy to communicate between points A and Z without having to going through every site between them. I worked on a Navy project at NAVICP helping the civilian support get an RFP for a demand planning COTS to replace the thirty systems they currently use. Just mapping interaction between systems took me three weeks to complete.

    The goal is not to supplant Naval combat systems with Microcrock components, but to fix the communications barrier between Naval systems. In fact I know some folks still coding ship systems from scratch and their work will continue. It's the desktop they're working on. Every Naval site has its own system(s), many hand-crafted code from the eighties or even earlier. Does it work? Sure it does, in fact very well. Will it talk to the base forty miles down the road? Hell no, it won't. At least not without coding up some custom interface for the two systems. But we're not talking about two systems, we're looking at hundreds, not to mention the 100,000 legacy programs spread over the globe.

    Is EDS the king of efficiency? Well, no. Are they trying? Probably better than most. Most techno's out there cringe at AD forcing them to use standard issue desktops, screen savers, and browsers. I understand that annoyance, but as an admin, if you let the techies have control, anybody can have control, including the morons who think removing a program is as simple as the delete button. Scale that up to the 150,000 seats on this project and mayhem prevails. It's no secret most major corps use the same tactics on their employees desktops.

    You wanna be a code monkey for the military? Then get in a lab and use the proper tools, not the piece-o-crap IBM being doled out by EDS. It's an ego blow that some folks, the non-coders mind you, don't get to have unlimited web access, DVD burners, and play UT during lunch. Well too bad, bucko, welcome to the real world. You don't write the programs, you don't run the network, you don't get the goodies. And if you code the programs, why the hell are you connected to an intranet with the rest of the desk jockeys? It's the govt, so requisition a T3 for the back room.

  149. Re:I don't get it -XML owes it's roots to SGML by colenski · · Score: 1

    of which IIRC HTML is a subset of SGML which the US Navy / Contractors ? used to product technical documents you'd think they'd just dust off the old stuff from the 80's and use it at least

  150. Firsthand Account - READ THIS by sethadam1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Okay all - I work for the Naval Sea Systems Command and I can tell you the REAL goods.

    We have been preparing for NMCI for years. Our original "AOR date," or Assumumption of Responsibilities, was Fall 2000. The contract award was delayed several times and finally awarded to EDS rather than the expected frontrunner, CSC. Rumor was that CSC was prepared to run with it. EDS had already disbanded their team.

    NMCI has been nothing but heartache. The ISF, or Information Strike Force, a team EDS has assembled to lead the tranisition, is comprised of mostly freshfaced green sys admins who "basically" understand Windows 2000 and have decided to put 400,000 users, printers, mailboxes, etc, on TWO domains across the country. By my rough estimation, they may even run out of valid IDs for their active directory.

    The ISF has been so unprepared they have pushed data inventory calls on us at the rate of once every few months. This has overwhelmed our staff and left us bankrupt energy wise. Most recently, the following two events have REALLY HAPPENED:

    Upon reviewing our state of the art cat6 network, they told us they would "upgrade us" to cat5.

    They told us they would replace our brand new Cisco switches, locked to the port by MAC, with older, less efficient models, because "our staff is trained on them."

    The plan calls for swapping out subpar equipment in Commands who have less money and replacing it with better equipment poached from Command who have it, juggling resources but also leaving those command with less. The rumors are that they will simply NOT support a good portion of legacy apps. Also, word is that they intend to do everything from block ALL non-approved websites to lock the desktop to the wallpaper and screensaver -- with EDS LOGOS!!

    The most elite support you can buy is "4 hours response time." Laptops will cost your outfit over $300 a month, and at the end of two years, it's taken away. Computers will cost over $190/mo. We could buy new equipment semi-anually for cheaper. Now they are forcing us to buy Windows 2000 licenses and migrate ourselves from NetWare 5.1.

    This is a complete waste of money. Great idea on paper - absolutely deplorable and pathetic implementation. I'm embarrassed and frustrated as a taxpayer and eventually, I may quit on principle.

    I've thought about going to the newspapers and sharing some of this information. As a citizen, I'm incredibly upset because it reeks of closed door deals. Your Navy is spending 6 -12 billion dollars on this, and it appears almost every command will need to stand up a second network just to function. How does that make you feel?

    1. Re:Firsthand Account - READ THIS by merky1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My brother says they even charge print jobs by the page, even though the paper and ink still need to be purchased by the Navy.

      It may take a while, but this will implode into a beautiful Enron like flurry... Bribes... Deciet... and a bunch of rich people building 10Million Dollar homes.

      --
      --WooooHoooo--
    2. Re:Firsthand Account - READ THIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      government at its finest

    3. Re:Firsthand Account - READ THIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good. These people make war. Let them suffer a little. Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll suffer a BSOD or two and this will slow down their murderous ways.

  151. Uses for WordStar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WordStar used to be an accepted product for MS Office upgrades. Just keep WS on a floppy and stick it in when asked for an upgrade product.

    For PC users WordStar is a great way to page through a huge text file, like a database dump, without loading it all in memory

  152. Re:I don't get it (well, now you will) by LibertineR · · Score: 0
    Too bad so few here understand your very well made point. I dont agree that there is no answer to the basic question that you posed.

    The answer is simply a return to the basic rules of life. Eventually, the people of planet are going to reach a point where they will no longer tolerate or support unproductive people. Just like in nature, the weak and stupid will become the food or fertilizer for the stronger and the smarter. There is no other answer, there never was, just temporary insanity on the part of all those believers in Religion or Society to solve their problems and their hunger.

    What will first happen is the ending of social programs, with laws forcing people to support the members of their families themselves, or risk punishment. This will precipitate a massive drop in births in the industrialized world, along with a drop in the tax base used to support the undeveloped world, which will largely die out, just like animals whose water hole has dried up.

    This is not an 'IF' scenario, it will happen.

  153. Dot matrix? by bromoseltzer · · Score: 1
    What's that?

    The daisy wheel was the best thing, and if you really knew your stuff, it could do proportional fonts.

    To someone brought up on ASR-33/35 teletypes, the daisy wheel or IBM golfball printers were super!

    WordStar's UI was pretty good as I recall, sort of emacs-lite.

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    Fiat Lux.
  154. Opportunity for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe I should offer the Navy my WS2XML
    conversion scripts! reads WS 4,5,and 6 for MS-DOS
    (I'm sure 3.3 support would be an easy backport)
    written in Perl, kinda modular, coupla comments.
    I guess if I sent them to the Secretary of the
    Navy, (s)he would send them right to EDS, if
    they're a good secretary, that is. Wouldn't want
    UNNECESSARY DUPLICATION OF EFFORT IN MILITARY
    CONTRACT WORK, WOULD YOU???

  155. Re:I'm going to be NMCI'd next month. Some thought by Qrlx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have to wonder how long it takes to log on, if you have the thousands of GPO entries in place and roaming profiles needed to make all that happen.

    My girlfriend is in the same situation, and it's ridiculous. If she bookmarks a site in IE, it's gone when she logs back in. But the default bookmark for Hotmail is always there. Hotmail is blocked by the Internet filer. She can't change the screen resolution or background picture.

    She spend her own $$ to buy a grade book program so she can enter grades, attendance, etc. on her Palm, and transfer the info to her office computer. Except she can't install any software on the office computer. The IT guys at her school can't install software either. To install software, someone has to get in the taxpayer-purchased car at the District HQ, drive to her school, and install it for her. The in-house IT guys can't even install a printer.

    Then there's the BESS internet filter, which prevents her from doing any real research. She wanted a poster of Thomas Jefferson for her classroom; all the websites where you'd buy a poster were blocked because they had "objectionable content: swimsuits." The District's policy states that BESS can be bypassed for educational research needs, but there is no system in place to make such a request. She can search Google, but the google cache is blocked.

    These are "new" (less than 1yr old) Dell machines with Win2K. They are completely useless. She does all her computing work on her laptop (PII-266) at home now, because the hundreds of thousands of dollars that Seattle Schools has spent to put a computer on each desk has resulted in a useless, locked-down-to-the-point-of-being-a-kiosk computer on each desk. This is also the same school district that just gave their superintendent a raise to $220,000, who then discovered a $33 million accounting "oops." The superintendent was hired because of his strong financial background and he has never been a school teacher or administrator.

    Okay, I feel better now.

  156. Re:Are they seriously gonna use Win2k as the stand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked with a few guys for a while migrating a legacy application to an NMCI web-based SSL-enabled application. We started using BSDs and then linux (for oracle support), and they (the Navy) forced us to migrate to Win2k. We were basically the first non-EDS company to migrate a legacy app to the NMCI.

    As for security... You may know that the GAO has no problem cracking into military systems. NMCI will be no exception, I'm sure. I mean, the guys I worked with set up their deployment system connected to the net, didn't disable their web server, and managed to get nimba (or some virus). They know virtually nothing about SSL. They don't actively (and have never actively) administered any public web/db/etc. servers. They do not read Bugtraq or CERT lists. And this is their first Oracle project. Decide for yourself how secure their deployment will be. And this was a small, tightly controlled group.. I can't imagine how bad of a job EDS is doing.

    In addition, there was no mention of putting a firewall on the oracle server, and there was no mention of spending time to audit and setup decent security measures like I'd do on my personal boxen. They (the Navy and the deveopers) didn't care about auditing db or OS logs for security reasons. And the individuals that would be managing the Oracle servers would be Navy officers who, on average, know VERY little about system administration. (The person that told me this was once the admin for a Navy command.)

    Here's what it really boils down to: Navy wants Oracle, and justifiably so. Oracle support for BSDs is poor. As for linux, its a real pain to get Oracle installed (in my experience) and can take a nauseatingly long time. Oracle support for Win2k is significantly better. On top of all that, at least MS is responsible for providing support for their OS.. and the folks at Dell and Oracle seem to know a lot more about Windows than unix. (Although some of them are linux-saavy from my experience.)

  157. Re:for nuclear war simulation, I already bought em by puto · · Score: 2

    I picked up WOPR at a government auction sale a few years ago. I did on a lot of 286's and airplane parts and he was in the bottom of the bag.

    I took him home and cleaned all of his terminals and he fired right up.

    He is a bit repetitive at times always wanting to play a game, but I patched him into a pc( imagaine the nightmare of vampire taps and serial connections) and he is happy with UT2003 and Minesweeper.

    Later this month I am going to install a Plexiglass window and a disco ball in him to give him a 2002 look.

    Puto

    --
    The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
  158. Re:WordStar! (and Napster!) by LittleBigScript · · Score: 1

    Napster(okay that is out of date) and Word Star without licences?

    The question is "How fast can you say 'Captain's Mast'?" That is classic. Really classic.

    How sophisticated a UI does Admin really need? Anyway, they fsck the payrolls no matter how expensive the system is.

    No matter how idiot proof a system is made, the world always mades smatter idiots.
    -In the spirit of Murphey's Law

  159. Why the typewriters? by FuegoFuerte · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is a serious question... Why should typewriters be disposed of? For general documents, yes of course computers are better. But have you ever tried to fill out a government form by entering everything on your computer and running the form through the printer? I don't recommend it unless you've got a LOT of time and LOT of blank forms. On the other hand, you stick it in a typewriter, line it up till it looks about right, and fill in whatever you need to. You end up with an easy to read document in very little time at all. Granted a template can be made for most US .gov forms, or they can be done electronically, but what happens when they come across some form they don't have a template for?

  160. WinNT was OK, publisher backed off article cited by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 2

    According to the people who initially published the material you cite they have distanced themselves from the article and referred to it as "early speculation" as more details came out over time and the article was found to contain a little evangilism on part of the old time UNIX folks who were being displaced and/or switched to WinNT. The article creatively mixes different incidents in a misleading manner. And most important of all this was a test platform testing new not-finalized software.

    This is not to say WinNT has a flawless record, just that this instance is mischaracterized and misrepresented. If you want to slam WinNT at least use a case where WinNT is actually at fault.

    According to the people who were on the ship and who wrote the application programs:

    http://www.sciam.com/1998/1198issue/1198techbus2.h tml

    Others insist that NT was not the culprit. According to Lieutenant
    Commander Roderick Fraser, who was the chief engineer on board the
    ship at the time of the incident, the fault was with certain
    applications that were developed by CAE Electronics in Leesburg, Va.
    As Harvey McKelvey, former director of navy programs for CAE, admits,
    "If you want to put a stick in anybody's eye, it should be in ours."
    But McKelvey adds that the crash would not have happened if the navy
    had been using a production version of the CAE software, which he
    asserts has safeguards to prevent the type of failure that occurred.


    The server application corrupted it's own database and naive client applications needed that database to function properly and to operate equipment. The OS was not involved. If you read more carefully you will see that "LAN consoles" crashed, not the LAN, just the client applications.

  161. WordStar, Brief, Magellan ....Still Miss 'Em by reallocate · · Score: 2

    >> WordStar rocks.

    Sure did. Anyone else remember using it on one of those "portable" Kaypros with the 5-inch screen?

    If there was a PC software hall of fame, WordStar would be there on the first ballot. So would Brief and Lotus Magellan. Oh yeah, Sidekick, too.

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    -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
    1. Re:WordStar, Brief, Magellan ....Still Miss 'Em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought I was the only person who ever used one of those Kaypros. (Although in my case, it was a Kaypro II.) I still have the boot and data disks from my time on a Kaypro II. (Creative writing and Intro to Computers classes...) well, that was a number of years ago. I feel old.

    2. Re:WordStar, Brief, Magellan ....Still Miss 'Em by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 1

      I had one.. Gave it to my mother when I got my 386.

      That machine with a copy of Wordperfect 5.1 and some POS dot matrix took care of all my mothers word processing needs for the duration of her schooling for her Psyhchology degree.

      I still remember "upgrading" it with a Super Speedy V20 chip... Anyone rememeber the V20 chip?
      I wonder hat ever became of that machine.

      --

      Not everyone deserves a 320i

    3. Re:WordStar, Brief, Magellan ....Still Miss 'Em by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      And don't forget Dan Bricklin's VisiCalc.

    4. Re:WordStar, Brief, Magellan ....Still Miss 'Em by arpajian · · Score: 1

      Erg... been trying to forget those... Yeah, those luggables, running CP/M, rather horrible to work on (one of my old jobs was at a ibm/kaypro/epson dealer. Gosh, I actually remember when we received the first PC/AT...)

      Kaypro had tried to make those easy to work on... most everyting hung off of their little card cage (sort-of like a pdp11 qbuss). Unfortuately, it seemed that everything I needed to work on was underneath the cage. Argh! Ergo: I never really enjoyed seeing one of the "portable" kaypros come thru the front door.

      I think I have a set of wordstar disks somewhere...

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      -dean
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      hey, well, its just my $0.02us
  162. Manual typewriters by sphealey · · Score: 2
    Two points about manual typewriters: (1) there are a number of "inking" tasks which are quite easy with a manual typewriter and quite difficult with any form of electronic devices, such as creating hardcopy labels of odd sizes on odd materials (2) Manual typewriters are invulnerable to electromagnetic attack, which cannot be said for other typing devices!

    On point 2, back in the 70s the Chicago Board of Education made a large purchase of manual typewriters to equip typing classrooms. Turned out they were the manufacturer's second-largest customer after the US Army. Location of the manufacturer: German Democratic Republic (East Germany)! That was the only place high-quality manual typewriters were still being made. Presumably the Red Army used the same model.

    sPh

  163. Security, uniformative, and outlook?? by User0x45 · · Score: 0

    Here are two consecutive paragraphs from
    the WP story. This just cracked me up.

    That also meant that when sailors wanted to
    send e-mail attachments to a Navy base across
    the country they sometimes found that their
    counterparts couldn't open the Microsoft Word
    or Excel document.

    The new system was designed to change all that.
    For the first time, all Navy departments were
    to be on the same system using the same e-mail
    and financial management programs. Security
    was a top priority.

    Excel attachments, all on the same system, and
    top priority security all in one swoop. Ha!

    --User0x45

  164. "USS Yorktown" a net tall tale by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 2

    The guys on the boat at the time and the guys who wrote the software said WinNT was not the problem.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=42591&threshol d=1&commentsort=0&tid=126&mode=thread&pid=4470622# 4473460

  165. Re:I'm going to be NMCI'd next month. Some thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Let me give you a scary picture of the EDS NMCI machine - I have seen and used them. Windows 2000 professional, with ALL access controlled.

    I am Dick Brown, of EDS. Resistance is futile. Your life, as you have known it, is over. From this point on, you will service...us.

  166. Reprogramming by ZeLonewolf · · Score: 2

    I'm a civilian technical employee of the Navy, and this new Navy intranet is a big push in the organization...but I think the funniest/most annoying parts (for windows machines, at least) is that Navy PCs on the new intranet have this Navy propaganda wallpaper set on their desktops at domain logon...

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    "If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards."
  167. Flambait? by bogie · · Score: 2

    No its not flamebait, its the truth. I'll also be damned if I can't express how annoyed I am by SHOUTING IN CAPS. So there, pfft.

    But then agin what do I know? I only used to sell software and handle Microsoft Enterprise licensing agreements for the 3 largest VAR in the world, and I've only been doing this whole "Opensource" thing since the mid 1990's.

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  168. Wordstar Rules!! by Ask-A-Nerd · · Score: 1

    Hey I have been in this business for 20 years. Wordstar and even PFS Professional Write are better Simplistic Word Processors for the masses than Word or WordPerfect will ever be!! They were meant to just KISS it. Keeping it simple meant everybody could use it to perform basic wordprocessing. I think the Navy should keep using it... bet you they don't have Word Macro viruses and Microsoft upgrades and security holes every time they turn around.

  169. Hear hear! by sphealey · · Score: 2
    Absolutely on target (no pun intended). I used to think that half the WordPerfect programmers in the world (mid 90s) were kept employed building forms templates at $75/hour, 20 hours per template, every template changing at least once per week - when just sticking the bloody form in a typewriter would have done the job faster and better!

    sPh

  170. Upgrades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know that the Navy has outfitted some ships with Lotus Notes they have apparently been very happy too. As I understand as its a carrier group, they have reasonbly fast ship-to-ship microwave data transfer but ship-to-shore is limited to a single satalite connection for the entire group. Notes lets everything be syncronized to one server connected to the satalite dish, then its, all compressed, encrypted again with a different method (the DBs themselves are encrypted), and synced to shore. This allows all the ships to share the same data and prevents transfering the same data over satalite twice.

  171. Re:I wish we hadsomebodyontheinside-Cowboy computi by eggcozy · · Score: 1

    No, they should not be standardizing on solutions, they should be standardizing communcations and formats. The fact that one solution uses one of staroffice or msword, or another sulution uses one of Java, Perl or C++ doesnt matter. Problems arrise when one system can't communicate with another system, or when it stores its information in a different format or even worse a proprietary format.

  172. Re:Are they seriously gonna use Win2k as the stand by eggcozy · · Score: 1

    Client stations will be 2000. Oracle will be running on Solaris.

  173. Re: XML by budgenator · · Score: 2

    right after the Grenade invasion the DoD hired some civilian systems analyst and programers to devise a communication system so that the Entire armed forces could communicate with everybody else, Army, Navy, Marines and Air Force it was called JINTACS. Jintacs was almost exactly like XML all the forms defined, opening tags, closing tags, data in the middle the works. You could send it by text plain or encrypted or even voice.
    They killed it, they did it by teaching how to do it. Our Army unit spent an entire two days teaching the Battlion how to send a Naval mine laying report. I shutter to think about what the Navy taught their people. Jintacs just went away with no explaination due to user resistance

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  174. WordStar-Mode for GNU Emacs? by QuantumWeasel · · Score: 1

    WordStar Rocks! Yes, that's right. Present tense. There's even emulation inside MS Word. Now, if someone would get around to creating a WordStar mode for Emacs I could finally stop dual booting!

  175. The Hidden Vax Tax by duck_prime · · Score: 1
    We have these Vax's at work, biggest single computer I've ever seen in my life. 7 feet talk, 5 feet wide, 5 feet back. You walk by it and your fillings hurt.
    Makes your fillings hurt? Christ, man, what is this machine's radiation doing to your genome?

    What price big iron?
  176. If the Navy wants Win2K..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I'm quite sure they will get it :-)

    About thirty miles away from the MS campus in Redmond is two large Naval bases. One of them is the west coast homeport for the Navy's Trident subs.

  177. Re:I don't get it (well, now you will) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may have missed this, but there's no shortage of arable land in the Americas.

    Sure, with a couple billion people in the US we'd need to cut down our beef consumption, but that's not a terrible thing for our health anyway.

  178. Requires Parralell ports by AIXadmin · · Score: 2

    Someone told me once who was working on the project, that to lock out Mac's some Admirals and Microsoft made sure that the specs for standard desktops and laptops required paralell ports. This decision was made three years ago, long after USB had taken over. The idea was that they could lock out some big Mac sites (Former sites like China Lake, 10K macs) and force them to switch to Windows.
    Funny ha. They were not counting on this funny little thing called linux to show up as a alternative to Windows.

  179. 64K WordStar files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember the first time I had a WordStar document that was over 64K bytes long. When saved, it suddently became 10 bytes long!

    That's when I learned about 'refactoring'.

  180. I beg to differ by amemily · · Score: 1
    Any of these names ring a bell?

    • USS Ohio (SSBN 726)
    • USS Michigan (SSBN 727)
    • USS Florida (SSBN 728)
    • USS Georgia (SSBN 729)
    • USS Henry M. Jackson (SSBN 730)
    • USS Alabama (SSBN 731)
    • USS Alaska (SSBN 732)
    • USS Nevada (SSBN 733)
    • USS Tennessee (SSBN 734)
    • USS Pennsylvania (SSBN 735)
    • USS West Virginia (SSBN 736)
    • USS Kentucky (SSBN 737)
    • USS Maryland (SSBN 738)
    • USS Nebraska (SSBN 739)
    • USS Rhode Island (SSBN 740)
    • USS Maine (SSBN 741)
    • USS Wyoming (SSBN 742)
    • USS Louisiana (SSBN 743)

    From the Navy Fact File on Fleet Ballistic Missile Submarines:

    Ohio-class/Trident ballistic missile submarines provide the sea-based "leg" of the triad of U.S. strategic deterrent forces. The 18 Trident SSBNs (each carrying 24 missiles), carry 50 percent of the total U.S. strategic warheads. Although the missiles have no pre-set targets when the submarine goes on patrol, the SSBNs are capable of rapidly targeting their missiles should the need arise, using secure and constant at-sea communications links.

    When I was living in Bremerton, Washington, a few years ago, the subs at Bangor were always refered to as "nuclear trident subs" by the Navy. Which is approperiate if you think of what SSBN (Ship, Submersible, Ballistic, Nuclear) means and what type of warheads they carry.

    If you can prove that you are a US citizen and are in the Seattle area, Bangor once did occasionally has open houses and showed off their subs. I'm not sure if they still do after 9/11, but check on on Navy Region NW's page and see if there is any events listed.

    1. Re:I beg to differ by NullProg · · Score: 1

      What is your point? I only questioned Hepkat. When is the last time you saw 20x30 fire control on any submarine? Never? Ok then. If I was in the Navy, we/they always called them boomers. Trident missiles, yeah right (wink, wink). When you were in Bremeton, did you get on a SSBN? Don't think so.

      Hmmm, Trident missiles. Always?, No. Did you hear about the Tomahawks? Just curious.

      I haven't been in the Navy for some time, but the last I checked, no one gets aboard a boomer. Again, I question the validity of Hepkat statements.

      Enjoy,

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  181. NMCI by _BoHiCa_ · · Score: 1

    I am the lead contractor at one of the NavSea R&D sites - I have been running the network (4500 users/8+ sites) for 3 years now. Our 5 Yr. contract costs the Navy 18 Million Dollars. One year of NMCI is going to cost about the same amount... Some savings..

    In my opinion some upper echelon Navy people have signed off on this without understanding the realities, and now that they are 150,000 seats behind on deployment, they don't want to have their career's ruined, so they are fighting tooth and nail to get it done, regardless of the cost. They want everyone in the Navy on the same page.. Fine: create standards, force compliance, don't rip out our fiber to the desktop infrastructure that we have just put in place, and replace it with CAT5E.

    Network topology does not matter. Novell -- Microsoft we can make it work. We have been running NT4 multi domain for many years now.. NOT A PROBLEM..

    However, do we really want to TESTBED Microsoft's latest NOS on our nations military... Our protector's... Mission Critical stuff using unproven software??

    Oh Well, Like a friend of mine says about government work: " there is always time to do it over, never enough time to do it right "

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  182. Re:I don't get it (well, now you will) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, there's lots of land. There's also lots of people. Pop quiz: Exactly how long ago was it that the US could actually produce enough food to feed itself?

  183. Osama's secret plan to take over America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Get core group of "taliban loyal" spies to quietly settle into US in 1980's.
    2. Spies join military, perform outstandingly and gain high level promotions.
    3. Infiltrate US Military IT purchasing decision group.
    4. Dissuade the obvious choice of running with *NIX platforms and slowly spread the diseased MSOFT OSes throughout military critical systems.
    5. Sit back a wait while military cripples itself to the point where Canada could even invade US (successfully).... ohhh that'll be about 1 year down the line I figure.

    Perhaps a good counter-attack would be to send over a whack of free computer running Win98/95/NT or something, slowly forcing them to spend less time worrying about religious freakishisms and more time editing corrupted registries, service pack updates over 14.4 baud modems (one telephone line per town) and reinstalls every time they get a freakin BSOD (blue screen of death... about every month or so). Maybe the 6.8 billion upgrade budget would prove more strategic if spend in this manner. Not to mention that all the Afghan kids can start surfing for porn. Now isn't that what the world REALLY needs?

    A nice set of tits always makes me think of peace, love and happiness!!

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    <b>Belly</b>

  184. Re:I don't get it (well, now you will) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Three seconds? Countries generally don't subsidize agriculture because they want to give cheap food to the rest of the world... They do it so that they are self-sufficient in the event that they need to be.

  185. Re:Are they seriously gonna use Win2k as the stand by kraksmoka · · Score: 1

    wow, scary stuff. why doesn't the nsa lend them some SELinux technology to help out?
    ok, i know, m$ wants them out of open source development. M$ spurns innovation, right?
    gs

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  186. From a Coastie... by Strenoth · · Score: 1

    I wasn't in he Navy, I was in he USCG, onboard a cutter. I think this is a situation where being small helps, a lot. Our ship's convrsion ook a while, startng with runnng fiberglass through out the entire thing, but every step of the installation went smoothly, and the only eason we still have old systems sitting around, is because we do not have all he programs running yet. But yes, we are also stuck with nothing but W2K... sucks. but a least the web was not restricted. yet.

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  187. This project was doomed from the start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They aim to run every application/database from 2 central servers, one on the east coast and one on the west coast. All Navy personnel (including civilians) are going to have to log in to this system to do their work. They even want smart cards for everyone to use to log in. Classified AND unclassified work is supposed to be centralized. Somebody posted an estimated 5 years late/$7 billion over budget, that's probably not far off.

  188. Re:I'm going to be NMCI'd next month. Some thought by pmz · · Score: 1

    She does all her computing work on her laptop (PII-266) at home now, because the hundreds of thousands of dollars that Seattle Schools has spent to put a computer on each desk has resulted in a useless, locked-down-to-the-point-of-being-a-kiosk computer on each desk.

    I know this is off-topic, but this scenario is what I fear will happen if Palladium becomes popular. Millions of computers "trusted" to the point of the Internet becoming useless.

  189. Re:I'm going to be NMCI'd next month. Some thought by Qrlx · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I think your fears are valid. Palladium is another step down the road to making sure that no officially-sanctioned information works its way into your brain. This will be sold as making things "less confusing" and "more secure" for the easily-led-astray end user.

    For example:

    There was that story about the "switcher" which turned out to be an (obvious) Microsoft PR piece. Microsoft pulled the page, but Google has it cached.

    Soon, I think Google (or at least the public-facing cache) will be sued out of existence. Why? Consider this: the information on that page was copyright of Microsoft. When Google cached it, they were presenting content they didn't have any rights to, without the copyright holder's permission to rebroadcast or redisplay that content.

    I know it's a stretch, but would a google cache of MP3s be acceptable to the RIAA (or even most of Slashdot?) No. Why should it be different with Microsoft's IP as embodied in that "switch" document?

    Fundamentally, are they not both IP? Doesn't the whole basis of IP come down to having final, ultimate authority over the IP you own? How is Google caching a web page, for the whole world to see, any different from www.mp3z.hax0rs.org providing a million MP3s for download? In both cases, the content is no longer controlled by the owner, and thus it fails the "hey, that's my IP, only I can disseminate it!" sniff test. I suppose one could argue that since Microsoft published the site, they made the information available to whoever wants to look at it. But Microsoft has the right to log your visits, track your navigation through their site, etc. That might even be a basic function of their web site, and by removing that page from the larger context, MS lawyers will argue that users might get "confused" and that the Google cache is actually harming Microsoft's reputation. For example, I would argue that the weird numbers and letters in the Google cache URL make Microsoft products seem confusing, whereas they are actually touted for their ease of use. (I'm thinking of the vivendisucks.com web site that was shut down here...)

    Anyway, enough future lawyer speculation. The point is: The google cache, and perhaps search enginges in general, allow users to access information (by which I mean IP) in ways that diminish the content holder's control of the transaction. Big content holders will fight this, since (they will argue) they want to be able to provide you the best possible value by tailoring their message to you.

    I'm sure Microsoft is already pissed that when I'm looking for a KB article, I search on Google since it searches the Microsoft site better than Microsoft can. How much longer do we really think that kind of thing will be permitted?

  190. Poor Wages by Bangback · · Score: 1

    Some sites are apparently hiring MSCEs at $9/hour to do installations and user support. Imagine the quality of a $9/hr MSCE. Other sites have had the entire crew (EDS folks included) walk out on the day of rollout. Oh, and they fire most of the people when the job is done. Productivity was not a concern (each person did one to two installs a day) since the longer it took, the longer you worked.

  191. I worked as a subcontractor for NMCI. Not good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can probably understand why I'm staying anonymous on this one. Any job that requires a Military security clearance is serious stuff. I worked as a subcontractor for NMCI for about 4 months. All I can say about the whole project is ... boy am I glad I got out!! Like everyone is saying there are huge huge flaws in the way this project was implemented (or shall we say attempted implementation). I would say the major failure was the way the contract was written. Nobody really commented on the fact that over 300 subcontractors are working this project. The only people directly from EDS are the higher-ups and managers. So what does this mean? Well basically all the people who actually do something are subcontractors. Subcontractors = temp workers. Now there's nothing wrong with temp workers (heck I was one myself) but having so many people from so many different companies really makes it hard for everone to work towards a common goal. It puts alot of emphasis on the managers. If they dont do their job good, the contractors dont perform good. And I hate to be mean, but I didnt see one good EDS manager the entire time I was there.

    My first week of work I was told that I was to write SOP's (Standard Opperating Procedures) for my particular job function. The only problem was that the only piece of information I had from them was my title. I did not know who I was working with, what I was working with, where it was located, or what exactly I was supposed to do or accomplish. When I asked for this information I was told it was classified and I couldn't have it. That basically sums up the NMCI project for me.

    But the funniest thing I saw while working there was the 'OU Update = Instant trouble ticket' trick. They set Windows 2000 active directory to update all the OU's of every machine every 30 minutes. When the update takes place on the client machine, the machine freezes for 4 minutes and 45 seconds exactly. So when the client machines are out in the field, and they freeze every 30 minutes for 4 minutes and 45 seconds a Navy person calls the helpdesk and opens a ticket. By the time anyone even reads the ticket the computer is back up and working fine. Nobody could ever figgure out why!! LOL! It was halarious!!

  192. what an age we live in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of course... if it was a modern computer running wordstar it could run a bunch of todays tasks... now consider that the ship mentioned above had a combined power of one mac classic.

    now... use that one computer running wordstar as a terminal server and you could run several warships; follow me?

    now... here it comes... IMAGINE A BEOWULF CLUSTER OF THESE!!... you could run a star wars defense system w/a google sized cluster and still have room for porn!

    what an age we live in

    one step further:
    a grid of clusters spread throughout US/NATO bases throughout the word linked throuhg an irriduim (spellin'?) type network... as well as a traditional network using encryption techniques to secure data...

    of course this is all running some form of Unix... which means that the navy can keep their VAX machines, etc... but also employ new technology for horsepower/backups/redundncy... etc

  193. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    I never thought that I'd see the say where Netscape is free software and
    X11 is proprietary. We live in interesting times.
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