>Mel will be driving a beat up station wagon, with >the right turn signel flashing, 20 miles an hour >under the speed limit while looking for an >all-you-can-eat buffet.
This article made mention of an Edsel, the second Edsel reference I've seen today, freaky. The Edsel would have been a bigger hit if they would have put some hair around the gaping vagina-like grill and called it an "Ethel".
Are you still suffering from tinnitus? I seemed to have read that you were actively involved in research to help cure sufferers and if that's true, where does the research stand today?
Anybody care to venture a guess as to how long it will be before we see Johnny Knoxville jumping off a balcony into a fountain on one of these? The article doesn't go into great detail about the "rigorous testing" that was done but whatever the cost was, they could have saved plenty by just giving a couple to Jackass.
Last year the little Mrs and I loaded up a sleeping bag, bottle of wine, crackers and cheese and found a grassy hill far from the city. It was spectacular! We had to keep changing from 'missionary' to 'cowgirl' so could both enjoy the view.
Indeed. My wife is half German and half Mexican. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I never realized how quickly I'd get tired of sauerkraut tacos.
Seriously, though, it does chap my hide when organizations like these use questionable science to further the cause of ecology. It's just idiotic.
I agree with their motives but when you question their science and math, they usually start coming undone faster than Liza Minelli on a Barbara Walters Special.
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>And as far as "stealing" the election goes: Gore >won the election, remember?
Not surprising since there were Democratic Poll Volunteers found driving around with Voting Machines and blank Ballots in their cars!
>...rocks, diapers, tomatoes, sweet potato rejects >from the farm down the road, 400 pounds of Oreo >cookies, frozen pizza dough, even a dead bird
This is has Joe Rogan and Fear Factor written *all* over it.
Hubby: Honey, will you pass the chicken feet flavored, pulverized jellyfish powder?
Wife: With or without egg membranes?
This thing inflated makes you look like Quasimoto.
>Mel will be driving a beat up station wagon, with >the right turn signel flashing, 20 miles an hour >under the speed limit while looking for an >all-you-can-eat buffet.
At three in the afternoon.
Curiosity has brought about everything you know. It separates us from most animal life on this planet.
Actually, I thought it was because of our opposable thumbs and our ability to accessorize.
How about working on conspiracy theories about aliens in area 57
I think you are getting "Area 51" and "Heinz 57" mixed up...hope that helps.
As they say that they're going to do it in a "petri dish" I assume that we will not see Frankenstein, but rather Flubber.
I thought FOX already funded a project like this and the result was Darva Conger?
Don't remember it having local news though.
Attention Shoppers...this Live Late Breaking News just in...unidentified man bludgeoned to death with a canned ham in aisle 3...
mmmm Aston Martin.
This article made mention of an Edsel, the second Edsel reference I've seen today, freaky. The Edsel would have been a bigger hit if they would have put some hair around the gaping vagina-like grill and called it an "Ethel".
Are you still suffering from tinnitus? I seemed to have read that you were actively involved in research to help cure sufferers and if that's true, where does the research stand today?
if they feel like admitting they own this year's version of Edsel.
Edsel would have been a bigger hit if they had put some hair around that vagina shaped grill and called it an "Ethel".
Then there is sabotage and rampage, you better have a special insurance for this baby..
And maybe you'd want to consider LoJack, airbags and NorthStar.
Anybody care to venture a guess as to how long it will be before we see Johnny Knoxville jumping off a balcony into a fountain on one of these? The article doesn't go into great detail about the "rigorous testing" that was done but whatever the cost was, they could have saved plenty by just giving a couple to Jackass.
I mean really - why does everyone just suddenly believe these things have a future?
About as likely as Newt Gingrich dirty-dancing with Harvey Firestein.
Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source on your lap?
As comfortable as one could be while looking as wrinkled as Ed Asner's ball-sack in a tanning booth.
Last year the little Mrs and I loaded up a sleeping bag, bottle of wine, crackers and cheese and found a grassy hill far from the city. It was spectacular! We had to keep changing from 'missionary' to 'cowgirl' so could both enjoy the view.
Then transition to chemical propulsion for maneuvering in space.
Or, transition the crew's diet to Microwaveable Bean Burritos...err, sorry, maybe that's what you meant.
Was anyone else dissappointed when they found out it was just a computer game?
Johnny Knoxville appeared to be irate but refused to comment.
Funny Germans.
Indeed. My wife is half German and half Mexican. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I never realized how quickly I'd get tired of sauerkraut tacos.
And remember, no matter how smart/sexy/sane she may be, there's always some guy out there that is sick of putting up with her shit.
While we're wondering about this, can I just step in and ask: how many angels will fit on the head of a pin?
If, metaphorically speaking, by "angels" you mean Pez - and by "the head of a pin" you mean my tongue, I'd say about thirty.
Mike Ditka -vs- A drunken Janet Reno
I know we have some NASA types around here - please explain to me the virtues of an inflatable space station.
Well, assuming that the supply ships were phallic shaped, there would be at least three docking points?
Seriously, though, it does chap my hide when organizations like these use questionable science to further the cause of ecology. It's just idiotic.
I agree with their motives but when you question their science and math, they usually start coming undone faster than Liza Minelli on a Barbara Walters Special.