User: aasania

Re:Deathstar

On: Putting Star Wars to the MythBusters Test

I think, given that the death star had a fatal flaw which was easy to exploit, a flaw which the creators (the Empire) apparently couldn't be bothered to fix, it's obvious the death star ran on Windows.

Re:Oh no!

On: The Unspoken Taboo - The Never Expiring Password

That reminds me of a Shadowrun moment...

800 pound troll.
Looking at a metal alloy door about four inches thick.
Surrounded by a cheap, faux wood door frame.

Troll "knocks" on door. Door, completely undamaged, rips off the door frame and flies into the room. The target of the run is most distressed as a result.

Buy laptops for children

On: When Should You Buy Your Kid A Laptop?

*This article sponsored by Dell*

That's no planet...

On: Planet X Larger Than Pluto?

It's a space station!!!!

Not necessary

On: Coming Soon, Roadcasting

I don't get it. Half the time, I already CAN hear the music of the car in front of me... or five cars ahead of me. And I usually don't want to hear it then, either.

Re:Let the flame war commence!

On: Return of the Mac

>Self-righteous Apple fanboys in one corner.

>Foaming-at-the-mouth Linux zealots in another.

Windows users hiding in the closet...

Re:Woah!

On: Winamp Down for the Count

So would that be:

-gamp?
-goffice?
-gbrowser?
-glinux?

There's other software they could do, too! Too bad "gimp" is already taken, though...

I agree!

On: Amateur Revolution?

I've always thought amateur porn was WAY better than the professional stuff!

Re:Where do I sign up?

On: SCO Licenses Now Available

Ha ha! That's where I have them fooled! I'm running Corel Linux!!! Ha ha ha h- wait...

Re:WTF?

On: USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow

>So, what's the deal? Why are we honoring a man who destroyed America by naming the most expensive carrier ever built after him?

Probably because he dreamed up "Star Wars," the most expensive missile defense system not-yet-built. What's more appropriate then that?