First, let me state that the FirstPostRobot1 and all of its
variants are a complete fraud. Do not be fooled. Only Bone-O-Rama
is capable of Automated First Post Goodness (c). Bone-O-Rama is quality
software, written in Visual Basic.Net and released under the GPL.
Included features:
* Completely configurable
* GUI or character based interface
* Use the included database of clever first post comments or add your own!
* Post unattended or at a pre-determined time.
* Login and post via anonymous proxy.
Additional features that the competition does not offer.
* PostStalker: Enter the user ID of someone you wish to
stalk and every post that user makes will get an automatic response! Choose
Civil or Flamewar.
* StoryQueStalker: Submit stories that are mined from Google, Yahoo and CNN as
legit stories with links. Automatically!
If you, or your friends would like in on the first post lifestyle, there is no
better way that Bone-O-Rama your way to the top.
First, let me state that the FirstPostRobot and all of its
variants are a complete fraud. Do not be fooled. Only Bone-O-Rama
is capable of Automated First Post Goodness (c). Bone-O-Rama is quality
software, written in Visual Basic.Net and released under the GPL.
Included features:
* Completely configurable
* GUI or character based interface
* Use the included database of clever first post comments or add your own!
* Post unattended or at a pre-determined time.
* Login and post via anonymous proxy.
Additional features that the competition does not offer.
* PostStalker: Enter the user ID of someone you wish to
stalk and every post that user makes will get an automatic response! Choose
Civil or Flamewar.
* StoryQueStalker: Submit stories that are mined from Google, Yahoo and CNN as
legit stories with links. Automatically!
If you, or your friends would like in on the first post lifestyle, there is no
better way that Bone-O-Rama your way to the top.
How many posts have we seen about the worthless Linux homosexuals who are prowling our hallowed Halls of Slashdot ever since the pathetic VA Software ordered Slashdot to include an Apple section in the vain hope that this would up their revenue flow?
When on earth are the Slashdot founders going to grow some BALLS and tell VA Software, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves these days, to go POUND SAND!
VA Software is WORTHLESS and they're bringing slashdot to its knees. And Fag-intosh users are also WORTHLESS and they're dropping to THEIR knees to suck Steve "I did *not* steal *BSD, it was FREE, jackass!" Jobs' minute dick.
Attention all Linux users: you are worthless. You stupid computers are worthless. Please commit suicide at your earliest opportunity!
Slashdot Mirror
The same logic could be applied to AmigaOS, Beos, etc.
People here are freaks.
You (and the moderator) are obviously stupid. Real does not create content, fuckwit.
foad,
613746
Dear fuckwit,
You are the suckiest suck that ever sucked.
FOAD,
me
p.s asshole.
Oh thank god. I thought I was the only woman here. This place is full of very strange people, scary people.
Anyway, I am interested trimming the shrubs and mowing the lawn.
Learn how to construct a sentance, you illiterate fuck.
Dumb fucking asshole.
That's his point, fucktard.
What, you just like to hear yourself talk.
stfu.
First, let me state that the FirstPostRobot1 and all of its variants are a complete fraud. Do not be fooled. Only Bone-O-Rama is capable of Automated First Post Goodness (c). Bone-O-Rama is quality software, written in Visual Basic.Net and released under the GPL.
* PostStalker: Enter the user ID of someone you wish to stalk and every post that user makes will get an automatic response! Choose Civil or Flamewar.Included features:
* Completely configurable
* GUI or character based interface
* Use the included database of clever first post comments or add your own!
* Post unattended or at a pre-determined time.
* Login and post via anonymous proxy.
Additional features that the competition does not offer.
* StoryQueStalker: Submit stories that are mined from Google, Yahoo and CNN as legit stories with links. Automatically!
If you, or your friends would like in on the first post lifestyle, there is no better way that Bone-O-Rama your way to the top.
This post created using the magnificent Bone-O-Rama © 2002 cyborg_monkey LLC
First, let me state that the FirstPostRobot and all of its variants are a complete fraud. Do not be fooled. Only Bone-O-Rama is capable of Automated First Post Goodness (c). Bone-O-Rama is quality software, written in Visual Basic.Net and released under the GPL.
* PostStalker: Enter the user ID of someone you wish to stalk and every post that user makes will get an automatic response! Choose Civil or Flamewar.Included features:
* Completely configurable
* GUI or character based interface
* Use the included database of clever first post comments or add your own!
* Post unattended or at a pre-determined time.
* Login and post via anonymous proxy.
Additional features that the competition does not offer.
* StoryQueStalker: Submit stories that are mined from Google, Yahoo and CNN as legit stories with links. Automatically!
If you, or your friends would like in on the first post lifestyle, there is no better way that Bone-O-Rama your way to the top.
This post created using the magnificent Bone-O-Rama © 2002 cyborg_monkey LLC
1) What the fuck is a "mocerator"?
2) Why did you feel it necessary to point this out? It would have taken you all of two seconds to mod him down as overrated.
3) Shut the fuck up you whiner.
How many posts have we seen about the worthless Linux homosexuals who are prowling our hallowed Halls of Slashdot ever since the pathetic VA Software ordered Slashdot to include an Apple section in the vain hope that this would up their revenue flow?
When on earth are the Slashdot founders going to grow some BALLS and tell VA Software, or whatever the hell they're calling themselves these days, to go POUND SAND!
VA Software is WORTHLESS and they're bringing slashdot to its knees. And Fag-intosh users are also WORTHLESS and they're dropping to THEIR knees to suck Steve "I did *not* steal *BSD, it was FREE, jackass!" Jobs' minute dick.
Attention all Linux users: you are worthless. You stupid computers are worthless. Please commit suicide at your earliest opportunity!
That is what you need Linux for.
Another well executed first post. Someday you will be as accomplished as the mighty cyborg_monkey.
Good luck!
That has more to do with your continuous masturbating than typing.
Quit pounding the flounder.
you are still a fag.
Duh. And you come to /. for advice. MORON.
Linux or SQL will break down. Answer me you pagan.
Another thing, why did you buy an iBook if you hate Apple so much?
And why do you enjoy wearing your mother's panties.
And what ever happened to l33t j03 fan?
And why are you posting at 0, you karma whore?
....but i have mpeg files of movies that don't exist on DVD
Yeah, home movies of you, your mom, Rover, and a jar of peanut butter. Why don't you shut the fuck up.
w00t!
That is fucking hilarious! I love the obvious and redundant pr0n jokes!
Moron.
Almost as redundant as the posts pointing it out, you fuckwit.
w00t? (w00t)
YHBT.
YHL.
FOAD.
Asswipe.
You mean anecdotal, not empirical. Shithead.
And the mouse has only one BUTTON!
w00t!
Why am I so cool? Is it my near perfect beaver or my 12" penis?
Tickle my ass with a feather.
w00t.