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  1. Re:Nice, but I feel like it's hopeless... on National TV Turn Off Week · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since then, I pretty much only watch Discovery/History channels with a rare forray into the SciFi channel.

    Holy shit ... beware, everyone - not watching T.V. for a month may turn you into a no-life nature nerd like my father.

  2. Re:Sure would be nice on First Person Shooter - Under 100KBs of Code · · Score: 1

    These guys are VIRTUOSOS.

    I'll second that. Anybody criticising this astounding effort is likely one of those "I play games, therefore I may judge them on a technical basis."

    Hint: you really, really don't know just how hard it would be to do this shit.

  3. Re:Hmmm money to be made here... on Forbes Reviews Google's Gmail [updated] · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>> 1024/3
    341
    >>> 341*0.99
    337.58999999999997

    Python tells me, about $337.60, 341 songs at current iTunes prices.

    Or about $1000 at future iTunes prices.

  4. Re:Quantum Cryptography on Quantum Cryptography Leaving the Lab · · Score: 1

    Better he DOS the connection than decrypt it, yeah?

  5. Blue LED almost blinded me :P on The Blues for LEDs · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I first got my new system, I was looking for the power button on the front of my subwoofer. Noticing the little button, looking directly at it, I pushed it in and was blinded by a furious, burning blue LED right above the fucking power button.

    Now I like it, because even when I turn the lights off the blue glow of the subwoofer is good reading light.

  6. Re:not open vs. closed, cathedral vs. bazaar on Embedded RTOS Maker Raises Linux Security Issues · · Score: 1

    He is ignoring the role that Linus Torvalds and some of his trusted lieutenants like Alan Cox

    The key word here is "trusted". The notion of trusting contributors is exactly what he's talking about: somebody might gain your trust - it's been proven time and time again to me that no matter how nice and helpful somebody seems, you should rarely trust them.

    Don't get me wrong, I think he's full of shit, but it's the "good will" aspect of FOSS he's bitching about.

  7. Gee it would be bad ... on Embedded RTOS Maker Raises Linux Security Issues · · Score: 1

    ... if laws were ever passed - by any government, anywhere - against Linux/OSS following a security breach or some such shit. And the thing is, it really wouldn't surprise me if it happenned.

    On another note, this guy is a fool:

    Now that foreign intelligence agencies and terrorists know that Linux is going to control our most advanced defense systems, they can use fake identities to contribute subversive software ... If Linux is compromised, our defenses could be disabled, spied upon or commandeered ... Everyday new code is added to Linux in Russia, China and elsewhere throughout the world. Everyday that code is incorporated into our command, control, communications and weapons systems. This must stop.

    Well, honestly, what's to stop somebody terroristish from getting a job at Microsoft, hmm?

    This is actually a lot more offensive than a stab at Linux. This is a stab at ALL Free/Open Source software. You really don't think he's just talking about the Kernel do you?

    Calling it "Linux" is just a way for him to side-step the obvious positive connotations of the words "Free" and "Open". He's intentionally seeking to damage Linux. Why? He's a soul leeching asshole, that's why.

    And if the U.S. Navy are in all honesty swayed by his words, then I really do worry about the future of Linux. At least, for you poor bastards in America.

  8. Re:Impact on business acceptance of OSS on Demonstration Against Software Patents in Europe · · Score: 1

    Generally the sites stay up anyway (usually a link to the normal home page), and they serve to make people aware of something that may very well be important to them.

    What's the issue?

  9. Re:The law is too complicated on Demonstration Against Software Patents in Europe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because pr0n would be illegal, you insensitive clod.

  10. Re:What/who is sarovar.org on PlayFair Pulled Due to DMCA Request · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sarovar.org is India's first portal to host projects under Free/Open source licenses

    Cool! Let's outsource SourceForge!

  11. Re:ok? on Exotic Wood Computer Cases · · Score: 1

    it's a slow news day, you insensitive clod!

  12. Re:Sorry boss... on Can Communications Be Learned From Chimps? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would make for some interesting board meetings, yeah?

    CEO: Profits are well and truly up because of my wonderful leadership!

    *sound of several bits of dung being flung through the air with dull plops*

    CEO: You're too kind, really.

  13. Re:Oh, god... on John Woo & Metroid the Movie? · · Score: 1

    Cheers to that. Here's hoping he doesn't Tomb Raider-ify her.

  14. Re:The Creeping Fear on Star Wars Episode 3 Release Date Announced · · Score: 1

    Aint it cool news reported the title was going to be The Creeping Fear.

    Vader: *creep creep* are you bound by fear yet?

    Jedi: Nup.

    Vader: *creep creep* now?

    Jedi: Hrm ... I feel something ... strange ...

    Vader: Yes??? A disturbance in the force maybe? A fearsome disturbance????

    Jedi: Hmm ... no, I just farted.

    Vader: You stinky bastard!

  15. Re:Spoiler on Star Wars Episode 3 Release Date Announced · · Score: 1

    I just thought it was a logical use of the force that would make Yoda appear to be a badass.

    Gee I wish Yoda and Anakin could have traded places.

    *fanfare, enter waddling midget in a black suit & face mask, supported by a walking cane*

    Yoda: Your father I am, Luke.

    Luke: Noooooooo

    Yoda: Yeeeeesss

    Luke: Noooooooo

    Yoda chops off Luke's hand

    Luke: Nooooooooo

    Leia: Hey Lukey, want to get kinky?

    Luke: Nooooooooo

    Leia: Fine. Just because I'm your fucking sister.

    Yoda: *raspy laugh* Oh, oh, a pun you make, princess of bun features.

    Leia: What? Oh! "Fucking" sister! hahaha!

    Luke: Noooooooooo

    Yoda: Underestimate the power of the dark side, you should not.

    Luke: ... ?

    Yoda: ... more appropriate at the time, it did seem.

    *this continues for a while until music breaks in with MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This" and the Vader-Yoda performs all hella crazy funk moves, bouncing off walls and shit.*

  16. Re:Where's my patched 2.9x? on WinAmp Security Hole Discovered, Patched · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's WinAmp 2 with a few slow bits and with AOL advertising tacked on.

  17. Re:Did I miss out on Ireland becoming the 51st sta on How To Catch A Scammer/Spammer · · Score: -1

    LOL! :)

  18. Re:More... on PC/104 Consortium Announces Design Contest Winners · · Score: 1

    I didn't actually read that article, but I had a lot of fun racing the menu up and down the page.

  19. Re:I wouldn't visit the United States on US Expands Fingerprint and Mugshot Program for Visitors · · Score: 1

    But I'm not sure how taking their photograph or fingerprints on entry would have done anything to stop it.

    Well, it wouldn't. Should they pull a fingerprint from the next smouldering plane/train/bus/tanker, they'll be able to say "Oh, we actually have proof who might have done it this time."

    I don't see why though. I mean, they SAY that already anyway.

  20. Re:If you've ever wondered why your PHB... on Why PHBs Fear Linux · · Score: 1

    I think it's a Dilbert reference. Dilbert's boss has pointy hair and, IIRC, is referred to as "PHB".

    Took me a while to work it out too :S

  21. Re:raid on PDTP - The Best of Both FTP and BitTorrent? · · Score: 1

    Sounds almost like Slashdot. I never get shit done when I have access to the internet because of this place.

  22. Re:Status symbols on Spread The Love (And Pay Us) · · Score: 1

    That's ridiculous. The only way you could manage to get hold of that many pearls is if you were an oyster far-... oh.

  23. Re:I hope not on Gates: Hardware, Not Software, Will Be Free · · Score: 1

    Woah, insightful post. Thanks so much for your input.

    I've actually already considered studying things like electrical engineering in addition to the Bachelor of IT majoring in Software Engineering I'm currently doing, but I'm not sure that I can hold out for another three or four years to do the EE degree.

    And then there's the cost factor. HECS here in Australia is wonderful, but at some stage I have to pay it all back.

    I would really like to get into this sort of stuff though - embedded software/interfacing hardware to software and vice versa. I've looked into things like SCADA quickly but never actually found an introduction to it all.

    Is there anything you can suggest I try outside of going back to Uni for another N years? Some abundance of EE information that I can tap into? :)

  24. I hope not on Gates: Hardware, Not Software, Will Be Free · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I really hope he's wrong. If software development becomes too much more "point-and-click", I'll have devoted my life so far to obsolescence

  25. Re:Not So Bad on Mars Terraforming Debate · · Score: 1

    Secondly, keep in mind that we'd really be *fixing* a planet that nature has let die here.

    Uh, despite actions that seem to suggest otherwise (cloning for example), humanity is NOT nature/God/all-knowing. See, we're prone to things called "mistakes".

    I'm not anti-human, but to say "hey, we can fix things!" is just ignorant. We're fools, you and I.

    Small mistakes on a large scale can be catastrophic.

    Third, it's not like doing this would necessarily kill any life forms on Mars anyway. The process would be extremely gradual -- we're talking hundreds of years or more here -- giving microbes, etc. plenty of time to adapt. Heck, we might be giving a boost to what life there might be on Mars.

    You're shitting me? "Hundreds of years" is nothing in terms of the universe. Certainly not long enough to say "Hey, fuck you microbes. Make way for progress."

    Heck, we might be giving a boost to what life there might be on Mars.

    Now you're living in a dream world. Yeah, MAYBE we'll be giving them a boost.

    I'd wager not.