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  1. Re:Inspiration for spammers... on Thyne Oldest Known Tech Manual · · Score: 1

    First email I opened this morning (unedited):

    "The only proven metlhod to enhoance the gisrth and lenyght of your pejnis!

    Both of our promducts will work for you.

    1. The best suppglement avaiulable! - Really works!
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    and

    2. Enharncement Oil - Get stisff as a robck in 60 secgonds!
    FINfD IT HnERE

    The two proxducts woyrk great togelther

    For women only, our excllusive muti-orgaasmic oil. FuIND IT HEpRE

    Unysubxscrlibe"

    It appears the spammers are two steps ahead of us :(

  2. Re:Unlike iTunes on Winamp 2 + Winamp 3 = Winamp 5! · · Score: -1, Troll

    The *mouse* is easier to use? Would you like a keyboard with only half the alphabet as well?

  3. Re:I Have Your Answer on Where Is Spam When You Want It? · · Score: 1

    Not a problem. He can include the email address in the tonight's repost.

  4. Re:ISP logs on Kiddie Porn - The Virus Did It · · Score: 1

    Taking your theories one step further:

    Ashcroft was pretty heavy into child pornography prosecution before 9/11. Perhaps this was his plan in the first place.

  5. Re:Bad Joke Alert on Close Encounters Of The Mars Kind · · Score: 3, Funny
  6. Re:How could they have forgotten... on Celebrating Bad Game Packaging Art · · Score: 1

    Obviously, they hadn't forgotten it:
    "It's not hard to imagine a child looking at this box for a moment too long, catching a glimpse of the hero's freakish grin, and then fleeing back to the sanctity of a store's Nintendo section, where the most disturbing game cover was that of Mega Man."

  7. Scary timing... on AI Going Nowhere? · · Score: 1

    "Engineers hope the robot system can become self-aware as they teach it to sense its own physical actions and see a causal relationship."

    Somebody buy these engineers a few tickets to the Matrix Reloaded, please?

  8. Re:Argh! 8Gb on 8.6 GB Internet? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nerdiest thread ever! :P

  9. weren't pirates supposed to be rich? on Taiwan Forces MS To Cut Prices, Unbundle Software · · Score: 1

    Yes.... the high prices are the reason I was forced to pirate Winxp! Or maybe I just don't like the idea of making the richest people in the world richer, for an upgrade to something I already payed for.

  10. Re:Useful for... on Web Log 'Word Bursts' Could Identify New Crazes · · Score: 1

    Thrice if you're lucky.

  11. Re:Looking the wrong direction on California Considering More Internet Taxes · · Score: 1

    Four words: Silicon Valley Computer Party

  12. Re:Typical AOL chat room conversation.. on Has AOL Lost Its Sex Drive? · · Score: 1

    I feel cheated! Why don't we get to see the pictures or cyber?

  13. One is enough on Has AOL Lost Its Sex Drive? · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Have you seen the number of Penis increasing emails in the average AOL user's mailbox?"

    Penis increasing? I hope you're talking about size and not number.