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  1. I wan't my Number Munchers back! on Implementing VisiCalc · · Score: 2, Funny

    ch00t, ch00t!

    ][ in middle east!

  2. Re:This just in... on End of The Von Neumann Computing Age? · · Score: 1

    You obviously don't get it, so let me spell it out...

    1. It was a joke.
    2. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf is a complusive liar.

    Lighten up, who cares is BSD is dead or alive? Get over it!

  3. This just in... on End of The Von Neumann Computing Age? · · Score: -1, Troll

    From the office of Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf :

    BSD isn't dead.

  4. Re:first post on End of The Von Neumann Computing Age? · · Score: -1, Troll

    You win the award for most gayest first post attempt ever.

    EVER!

  5. Breaking news... on End of The Von Neumann Computing Age? · · Score: -1, Troll

    From the office of Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf (aka Baghdad Bob):

    "Infidel coalition microprocessors should surrender for face the wrath of the mighty Ali."

  6. Breaking News on Sell Your Computers, Keep Paying MS For Licenses · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the office of Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf :

    In post Saddam Iraq, Microsoft licenses you.

  7. This just in... on WSJ Reviews High End Universal Remotes · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    From the office of Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf :

    "The Wall Street Journal dosen't suck".

    More at 11.

  8. This just in... on New Performance Mailing List for FreeBSD · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the office of Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf :

    BSD isn't dead.

    (Unless you live in a cave, you will get this joke)

  9. You drop the bomb on me on Making The News - In the Age Of The Internet · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The FP bomb.

  10. We are the borg... on Pendulum Clock with Atomic Precision · · Score: 3, Funny

    Our clocks are perfection... Resistance is futile.

  11. For more information... on RotK Delayed Until May 2004 · · Score: 2, Funny
  12. As long as RFC 3514 isn't on the list... on Top 100 Hoaxes of All Time · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll RTFA.

  13. 10 posts on Apple 12-inch PowerBook G4 Review · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    And still no sight of the Father Pudge 'O Day troll. April fools must be a holiday for Trolls.

  14. It's true. on Apple 12-inch PowerBook G4 Review · · Score: 1

    I saw one of these at Comp USA. It's a nice laptop, but it gets hotter than hell after an hour (or so) of operation.

    Maybe the PPC 970 will offer reduced heat output.

  15. Re:Now... on Fujitsu To Ship Linux Powered Robot in July · · Score: 0

    This one is for Taco.

  16. Now... on Fujitsu To Ship Linux Powered Robot in July · · Score: 1

    If we could just get one inside a real doll.

  17. Got root? on Fujitsu To Ship Linux Powered Robot in July · · Score: 1

    I hope they have ckhrootkit run via cron.daily... I'd hate to see what a rooted robot could do.

    Oh, and imagine a beowulf cluster of these.

  18. Wild feeds? on Slashback: Revolutionism, Media, Oregon · · Score: 1

    Forget that, where can I find the Girls Gone Wild feeds?

    Drunk grils showing their breasts for 10 cent beads... Now that's a good deal.

  19. There is a fix for this on NT4 on Microsoft Refuses To Fix NT 4.0 Exploit · · Score: 1

    Step 1. rawrite.exe cdrom.img
    Step 2. reboot insert Linux CD-ROM
    Step 3. ???

  20. YOU ARE A DOUCHE!!!1 on Mandrake Linux 9.1 (Bamboo) Is Available! · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Miguel de Icaza, you are the biggest douche in the universe.

  21. YOU ARE DOUCHE!!!1 on Intel Patents Anti-Overclocking Technology · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    >> Is it?

    No.

    Anonymous Coward, you are the biggest douche in the universe.

  22. YOU ARE A DOUCHE!!!1 on Intel Patents Anti-Overclocking Technology · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Anonymous Coward , you are the biggest douche in the universe.

    BIATCH!

  23. Re:No on Intel Patents Anti-Overclocking Technology · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    electro_mike, you are the biggest douche in the universe.

  24. Re:Open Apple on Adobe Says PCs Are Preferred · · Score: 1

    Yea, I just hate waiting. Plus I'm sure Apple could do a little extra (like adding gif support $$$).

  25. Open Apple on Adobe Says PCs Are Preferred · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be cool if Apple made a native port of The GIMP for OS X?